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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
09-09-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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John Holmberg
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Brett
Excludes Massachusetts.
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Brady
Morning sickness. Morning sickness radiate. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome. It's a Tuesday. Nine. Nine. It is. The morning sickness. 5:45. My name's Holmberg. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's big Dick Toledo. Let's get this thing off and running. First by looking at Brett and saying, being a Bears fan, it's got to be difficult. I don't understand. It's got to be tough. Old Jer who used to work here was a big Bears fan. He text me last night, and he just said, I just hate sports. I'm like, don't be a Bills fan. It's the third quarter. You're fine. He was right. It's time. As a Bears fan, it's just time to quit. That's just. It's. That had to be awful.
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John Holmberg
Never quit. But, man, never get your hopes too high.
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Brady
No, Just go there. You got some sort of payoff.
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John Holmberg
First half, feeling great. I'm like, all right, here we go. They came out, second half, and I don't know what happened. The wheels just fell off.
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Brady
Caleb became the guy he was last year. It was just, like, this inaccurate, and they couldn't protect him. Fun game.
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John Holmberg
Defense gassed the entire.
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Brady
Yeah. Then the defense acted like they'd never played a snap. They were dead the first half. They're like, this is the freshest group ever. They're so fast. Slowed down. Anyway, football's back. Week one is in the books. It was awesome. Except for. For Brett. People like you. Toledo, too. And Toledo. Did his Seahawks get beat? It Was a pret. Now they actually, you know. But actually Steelers, Seahawks this weekend.
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John Holmberg
But do you hold it against a friend? Cuz Mangop was at the game yesterday. He was back to Chicago, him and his wife. So is he technically the mush?
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Brady
My friend Jim Wilson goes back every year for the home. So is he. There he is. The mush. Okay.
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Brett
All right.
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John Holmberg
Well then between the two of them.
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Brady
But you put Mangop and Wilson, our friends, back in that stadium, there's no chance any joy is going to happen.
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John Holmberg
They're banned from soldiers.
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Brady
Yeah, they should go.
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Brett
They should get them both together.
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Brady
Go to Lambo next time.
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Brett
Double whammy.
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Brady
Yeah.
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John Holmberg
Should have hooked those two up while they were there.
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Brady
Yeah. And then the Dodgers threw another no hitter for nine innings and then blew it, but ended up winning the game this time. I, I'm. I'm. It's a great. It's been. Sports. Been fun right now. It's just fun right now. It is. Well, I mean for everybody, but make you miserable about it and you should be. But I mean it's just flat fun. I, I enjoy it. Except for.
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John Holmberg
I do too. But I mean, being a Bears fan, you don't have much hope outside of training camp. You know, it's like, all right, cool.
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Brady
Well, whatever. That's. That's like you guys get all mad.
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John Holmberg
And I'm just like, that's the Bears. You know, whatever.
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Brady
Yeah, my fan base is mad that we haven't won one of our seven playoff games in the last nine years. Like that's upsetting. Like we want people fired. You guys just want to win a game or two. Oh yeah, it'd be great if you could get to seven or eight wins. Wild happiness. Anyway, and that's just 49ers fans are going through it because their whole team got injured. Evidently, son, it's. It's just fun. Football's just fun. It's a better time. I'm lost in it all. You know what? I was I again, running errands, doing DIY projects, finishing up some stuff. So I was in the car and I turned on the game on XM had on the NFL Network on channel 88. They had the game and it's Kevin Harland, the great Kevin Harland and Kurt Warner. So I go over to the hardware store at halftime. It was just about to close. Run in there, grab what I needed, pop back in the car and I'm headed back. And Kevin Harlan comes back from commercial and says, kurt, has Brenda downloaded the new Westwood One app? And by the way, there's nothing better on watch. Look, I don't care what you listen to. Do whatever you want to do. When you Listen to Westwood One's broadcast of Monday Night Football, our own 98 KUPD. David Lee is the voice of Westwood One, the guy that goes 98 KUPD. Now, normally, as a voice person, I was always told to adjust your sound for the audience. David Lee would do, like, welcome to the Great Bake Off. Like, he doesn't like it could be targeted to women. He does the same thing. And I had never heard it. Like, you're listening to Westwood One's broadcast of Monday Night Football. And I'm like, wow, this is intense. With hall of Famer Kurt Warner and the voice of Monday Night Football, Westwood One, the legendary Kevin Harland. And I'm like, are they gonna wrestle? Like, this is awesome football. I used to, like, years ago, he used to always scream at us in the middle of it. Westwood One's production of My Monday Night, brought to you by Wrangler Jeans. Like, everything he does is the same. So I'm listening to that. And then Kevin Harlan says, has Brenda, Kurt's wife, has she downloaded the new Westwood One app? And. And Kurt said something like, you know what, I don't know. You know, I know she likes to listen to the broadcast, but she only likes to listen to you. She never likes to listen to me. She tells me so all the time at home. And then Kevin Harlan says, my wife says I talk too much at home too. And they went on for like a minute about how much their wives hate Laugh in the. This is hilarious. Isn't it fun? And I just thought to myself, with women broadcasters, if that was a two woman crew, how much uproar there would have been if one was like, well, my husband tells me to shut up every time I come home.
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Brett
The coffee talk must stop.
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Brady
Mine says the same thing, says I talk too much. And he just wishes I'd be quiet and go away. You're right. We'd be like, oh, my God, that's domestic violence. It's horrible. We as men have got to stop this. Well, she tells me. What? She tells me to be quiet. She doesn't want anything to do with me. Women hate us. And we laugh about it like our wives. It's designed to be a joke for them to absolutely hate us. We gotta stop making that joke or women have to start doing it during WNBA games. And I know there's no husbands involved in WNBA games, but if there were.
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Brett
That'S our way of dealing with it though, Humor.
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Brady
Yeah. And that's what Kurt said. I come home and she says, didn't you get all your words out at work? My wife just asked me to be quiet. She doesn't want. She's amazed that I still have words left coming home from work. And then I say something. She's like, I don't want to talk. Talk to you. She hates me, Kurt. Oh, my wife hates me too, Kevin. All right, back to the game. It is way too common for dudes to talk about how miserable their home lives are with great big guffaws and laughs in the middle of it. Because if you tried that WNBA broad Doris Burke, you know, when I went home last night, my wife, I mean husband took a swing at me. Anyway, it was fun because I had too much to say and she. He just doesn't like it. And the other one, whoever that would be mine too.
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Brett
I'm the same way.
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Brady
My husband wants to hit me every time I come home to it. He hates me. It's funny.
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Brett
They'll eventually go to the sideline reporter and throw it out there a question ask people how they feel about this or how I should react.
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Brady
Yeah, the sideline reporters are just ridiculously boring and stupid. I don't know when they're why that started, but. Does your wife hate you? My wife can't stand me. It's amazing. I come home and she just puts her hand in my face and says, not now. And I haven't even started anything.
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Brett
Maybe that's how the post game interviews will be on the player on the field. Great game.
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Brady
How's your marriage? Not good. Wife won't want to hear about it when I get home. It's awesome. Wives hate us. And you know what? It starts with weak dudes who like, who won't stand up to them. It's that old man who. The happy wife, happy life thing. It's that got check in with the boss. Yeah. It's those guys that say stupid things like that, that allow this kind of thing. They allow this diminishing of self to be like, you know, I shouldn't. It shouldn't be. Be funny to them that we go like guys go on the air and start saying, oh well she, you know, she doesn't want to hear anything I have to say. Because if you reverse it, it would be. It would be fairly sad if a woman said that about my husband doesn't like when I talk at home. None of us like when you talk at home. By the way, you'd say a lot of nonsense.
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Brett
Then on the other side of it, though, the woman. I gotta check in with my. I gotta check, right?
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Brady
It's the sad.
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Brett
Are you okay?
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Brady
Blink twice like it's a hostage. If a woman says, like, yeah, I don't know if I can go have drinks with you guys. I gotta ask my husband if everything's okay. Let me see if he's got anything scheduled for me. Like, oh, she's kept. We do it all the time. Let me check with the warden. Instead of just being humans and make us this, the old ball and chain. Like, we've gotta stop this stuff again.
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Brett
A ton of his humor.
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Brady
We have to be humor based, funny.
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Brett
When a woman says, let me check with my husband.
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Brady
Yeah, let me check with the guy who's got me strapped to the radiator. Cause that's essentially what the ball and chains. He straps me to the radiator, and I'm not allowed to leave the house alone. Her friends wouldn't be laughing at Postino. They'd cry. They'd order more drinks. We had a good cry tonight at Postino. Lisa's husband straps her to the radiator and won't let her leave without permission. That's called domineering and awful. Like, you need to leave, girl. That conversation would start. And if you're a guy, you know, you say that like if Brett said, ah, I gotta check with Matthia. She doesn't let me out of the house much and she hates when I talk. Be like, you need to leave that. The guy would be like, hey, that's my wife. Like, we. We gotta stop. But especially Harlem. And you listen to how they were introduced. Hall of Fame football legend Kurt Warner and voice of Monday Night Football on Westwood One, the legendary Kevin Harlan. And the two of them just sat there and said, I'm not allowed to do anything. When I go home, I'm a piece of. These two guys have achieved so much that those women who are living off of them, there's no way. Brenda, Brenda, she's a nice lady, but Kurt shouldn't be comfortable with that. And that shouldn't be so relatable that we automatically go to that Chris just.
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John Holmberg
Like, well, it's cheaper to keep her at this point. You know, all them kids and everything.
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Brady
30 kids. Yeah. I mean, foundations. She runs those. She does a great job.
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Brett
Keep the ship steady.
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Brady
Why not say something like that? No, Brenda loves talking to me. It's awesome. We have a great relationship at home. And then Kevin Harlan could be like, not me. My wife hates me anyway. But we could say that. And it's funny. Women say it, and it would be tragic. There'd be stories on TMZ about it would be hilarious, but so sad.
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John Holmberg
But the differences. You get the guys. I'll go check with the warden, and then if the woman comes to do. I'm going to pastinos.
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Brady
Go. Yeah, that's true. There's. That is true. They don't ever have to check with us Sunday afternoon. All right, we'll see you later. You want to do what for Saturday afternoon? Go ahead again. That's fun. So in a way, they just make it so we have to sit with them quietly. But if we decide to do something fun, they try to put a stop to it. We're all for them going out, having a good time. Yeah. You guys, you want to do what? First of all, yeah. Go nuts. Have fun. Take a weekend. Go with your friends for a weekend. Are you gonna miss me? Oh, of course. Yes. Terrifying.
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John Holmberg
And that's always the answer.
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Brady
Yeah, well, of course. Yes, of course I'm gonna miss you.
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John Holmberg
Meanwhile, you're texting the boys.
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Brady
All right, man. What are you. Oh, even Dale will text. Just dropped the wife off at the air airport, and that's, like, code for all of us to go. All right. We can do stuff with. We're allowed to do things with Dale without him getting nervous. Dale told me that if he ever said the C word in front of his wife, even if it was driving and mad at another driver in some sort of road rage, he said. I said, how? What would happen? He goes, probably wouldn't talk for two weeks. Two weeks. Jesus. You can't say the C word, man.
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Brett
Say it more often.
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Brady
He's got daily. Yeah, exactly. That's what I said. I would constantly be spewing that. The. The fun part about it is, is the, like, he's in some sort of North Korea type language situation with his wife. She doesn't like cussing, and Dale loves to cuss, and I think he's abused that in an earlier time.
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Brett
She has to know that they know.
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Brady
That it's not allowed. Like, she won. She won that fight. Talk to Dale about it.
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Brett
Like, around her, I want no cuss.
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Brady
Oh, yeah. But he lets it out. He spews it, and then he thinks that all women are that way. So, like the cart girl at Mesa Country Club, and just by saying Mesa Country Club, you're kind of saying the C word. And I said the C word out loud in front of the cart girl, and I thought Dale was gonna lose his Mind. And he kept going, it's a country club. I'm like, you keep saying it too. No, I'm not. I'm like, yeah, and that word there. I'm like, it's not that offensive because it's part of real good words. They don't add the F word and then an ROI and act like that's normal. So it can't be that offensive if other words have country music. I mean, that's. You know, you're basically kind of having at the fun of it all. Great. Like Jack Ciarelli up there running for governor. I mean, that's. How offensive could it be?
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Brett
I wonder how the campaign's going.
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Brady
I hope it's going really well. I'll check in on the Ciarelli campaign later. The. The better part of. Of yesterday was again, husband to the rescue. Ex husband. The lady that was in the Coldplay camera thing. Yeah, her hus. Her ex. Her estranged. They call him her estranged husband said, she wasn't cheating on me. We're separated. She's allowed to do whatever she wants. He stepped up to save her because I bet you she's been going through hell, like, with people because they kept k. The che. The cheating couple, the CEO and his, you know, whore and all that. Now she's still not great if he's married and stuff, but maybe. And that's what I kept saying about that.
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Brett
If one's involved. If one's involved, like, the CEO's married.
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Brady
Oh, she's still.
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Brett
The other one is not married. That's still cheating on both people.
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Brady
Huh?
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John Holmberg
What the.
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Brett
The lady is cheating with a married man.
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Brady
Oh, yeah. No, she's. Yeah, she's not doing. She's not cheating. She's just stepping in where she doesn't belong.
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Brett
Shouldn't be long.
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Brady
But again, my thing. My theory with that is when people got all over that dude lost his job and everything else, and that was because he was trying to bang the HR lady. That's a different story altogether.
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Brett
And he was taking advantage of.
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Brady
We did not know their situation. We did not know their situation. We don't know if both of them are going through horrible separations at home. We do. I just had a friend of mine tell me a little while ago, and I've been out with these people a couple of times that he's been living separately from his wife for the last year. And they're. And they're like, they're gonna call it quits. And I'm like, we've been like, you've. We've been with you. And he said, yeah, I know. Putting on a face, you know, keeping up appearances. I'm like, how about that? Well, good job. You don't know. People's home situations. To get stuck on the Coldplay cam and have the whole world hate. And the lady's like, I don't know. I mean, we're both separated. We're both going through some times. I had a friend who lived with his. You did, too. That lady. That lady lived with her ex husband for three years after they kind of said, we're done. Which made it really awkward for dates.
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John Holmberg
Why?
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Brady
The money. Just. It was tougher to split up everything. And you know that all this bought.
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Brett
A house that you're in basically so deep that you can't sell it.
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Brady
They were both stuck. And it's like, look, we. You know, can we make this work, work without one of us having to spend more money to live somewhere else? And they're like, sure. So I lived on opposite ends of the houses.
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John Holmberg
Put a tape line in the middle.
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Brady
Of the house, kinda. Yeah. Yeah. Three years.
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John Holmberg
Oh, man, I can't imagine.
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Brady
I. It would be pretty brutal to go back to that guest room every night. All right, see you later, pal. And I got a date tomorrow. Is it all right if I make that thing moan and groan in the guest room, or is that going to be a problem? Get a room. All right.
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John Holmberg
Leave the sock on the doorknob. If you're here with somebody.
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Brady
I gotta put up a sock on the doorknob. My wife might come in. What the. She lives here. It's okay. I don't understand why you took me here. Oh, we're separated. We just. We just can't move out.
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Brett
I know a situation where they're both seeing other people or actually been together for years with the other people, but they're not divorced. Too much stuff to try to just. We're not going to address.
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Brady
People do that. Our buddy from another planet had a wife back home for, like, 14 years. He never talked to her. Pain in the ass. She's got money coming and going. I got money coming and going. Just. It's a pain in the ass to get that whole thing done. I gotta fly back. I don't. I'm not doing it. So he finally had to, because he met someone that he wanted to be with, and she was like, kind of saying, could you please get divorced? Finally. He's like, what's the difference? It is weird. But, yeah, people do that. So that. That. Those people. Those. And I felt bad for them after A little while. I'm like, all right. Even if this was just a couple people stepping out, they certainly didn't deserve the ire of all of the public. And it was our job to, you know, scream and yell at them what we think. Of course it's not good. But the lady's ex husband came out and said, look, he had to love every second of this. Oh, this bitch been banging her boss for a while and everybody's gonna get fired. I'm sit quietly. She had to beg him, please say that we step. Go public. Please. No one believes me. I don't know. I'll think about it. And like a month and a half later, he's like, bam, we've been separated. She's fine.
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John Holmberg
Took him a few minutes to do that.
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Brady
I mean, Jesus. Oh, yeah. He waited and, you know, I'm sure he said, she's still a. I mean, she's banging her boss and that's disgusting. You don't bang your boss. That's weird. But yeah, she's a whore and that's why we're getting a divorce. But she was, she wasn't. As far as I know, she wasn't whoring around that night. I mean, unless he's married, then she's just a, you know, a number two whore. That's it.
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Brett
He stand up. So it can be a very amicable split head. Split without.
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Brady
And maybe he turned to her and said, well, maybe this means that the house is my. Since you decided to go off and be a public whore. Come on. It's not fair. I should get half. I don't know. Maybe we should renegotiate this whole thing and let's arbitrate. Come out and say something because this is fairly embarrassing. Yeah, I could make this worse. Oh, my God. I would use that leverage like nobody's been. I could probably. I mean, you're banging the CEO of a company. It's like you got, you know, you're tracking your job tracks nicely. It doesn't look like you're going to need a new gig anytime you can bang CEOs. So I think I'm gonna take some off the table here. I think we're gonna go back to the drawing board on this divorce. I should get half. No, I think maybe I'm gonna keep the house. I'll give you four or five hundred dollars a month. How's that sound? Or I'm gonna go out publicly and go, I can't believe she did this to me. It's up to you. Pretty great. Other news That I was seeing. And everybody's emailing me about this. You see that they have mastered the pig kidney transplant, Brady.
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Brett
Oh, yeah.
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Brady
They've mastered the pig. Which begs one question. What flavor sauce would you pour on yours?
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Brett
Well, they've had it down. There was a. There's a documentary that came out about earlier this year. Sanjay Gupta.
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Brady
Yeah.
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Brett
It's on.
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Brady
Don't say a racist like that.
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John Holmberg
Yeah.
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Brett
And there's two facilities that basically breed these pigs.
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Brady
Sure. Harvest organization pigs.
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Brett
Yeah. And they are genetically tied in with the human genes. Yeah. That we can put them in there. It's pretty amazing. But the. There's one person that is still one that I know of that still has it. The other one, it went in for about a year and a half, and then it. They just like, let's pull it out. It started rejecting.
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Brady
Sure. That can happen with real.
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Brett
Now they. It's pretty much. Yeah. And the doctor also said, says, I believe within five years, we'll be able to 3D print.
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Brady
Yeah.
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Brett
Me heart.
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Brady
This dude got his new pig kidney yesterday, and he's up and it went well, and he's feeling good, and that's great. And you didn't answer the question. What flavor sauce would you pour on yourself? Because you're gonna go digging around for that thing. There's no question about it. You can't have pork inside Brady like that. It goes in his belly. It doesn't go in his back.
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John Holmberg
So do you get a heart inside of bacon, too?
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Brady
Brady's heart would be like, what the. We putting pig parts in here now? All right. This is too much. The man loves pork too much.
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John Holmberg
This one.
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Brady
I thought we were. You would literally become a walking Porkopolis vessel. Your nickname would have to be Porkopolis if you had pig parts. I think you having pig parts is the best bacon. Look, start looking into this. I'm sure it's kind of free. If you're willing to be a guy who says, I'll take pig parts.
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Brett
Well, there is still a waiting list on it, but you can.
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Brady
You're selecting. Make a call and say, how about the pig parts for me? Get in on this. Don't sit around and what? Don't be passive about this. Make a few phone calls all day long about pig parts, Brady. I'll be an agent.
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Brett
So yesterday I had a meeting with the oncologist and everything. And basically the testing the pathology on the cancer. I'm more or less cancer free.
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Brady
You're cancer free. Ring the bell, Brady. Ring the bell. I'm happy for you, the cancer free thing's a big deal.
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Brett
I go, so the kidney was large. He's like huge. Tell me how large it was. I'm thinking, because I jokingly said he pulled a brisket out. He goes, yeah, your kidney. And I'll show you the hand size. That's probably about a seven to ten pound brisket.
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Brady
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Brett
But he said the size of it.
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Brady
Huge.
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Brett
Yeah.
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Brady
You're holding your hands about a foot apart.
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Brett
Yeah.
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Brady
You're kidding.
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Brett
How did I go? How about my other one? Is that. He goes, it's enlarged too. I mean, it's got this on it.
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Brady
Yeah.
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Brett
But the good. You know, he goes, the last labs that I had, the left is working a little bit better. It's going. It's going in the right direction.
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Brady
It's only been never going to go all the way out.
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Brett
No, it won't. We'll go down eventually, which is where.
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Brady
We get into pig parts.
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Brett
But having the cancer removed. This is the thing that I didn't know. He goes, you won't be able. They won't put a kidney in until.
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Brady
You'Re probably two years. Yeah, because I gotta make sure. But a pig kidney, who cares?
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Brett
I wonder if that's. I wonder if that speeds up.
- [23:32]
Brady
They're not taking dead teenager kidney and putting it in you. They're gonna put that in a viable living vessel. That's not gonna ruin. Ruin it. Pig kidney. We'll just make more. Yeah, okay. We chop those up and eat them like crazy. Let's start using. I mean, how many pig kidneys are there if we can both eat and use their organs for you? Pig kidneys, man, that's your future. You've been. Think about it. It's your. It's. It's your story arc. I mean, you've been trying to put pork inside you for your whole Life as some sort of strange quake West.
- [24:04]
Brett
It's in. It's been in the family for years.
- [24:06]
Brady
You're basically Richard Dreyfus from Close Encounters. You keep making pig parts to put in your body over. You're addicted to it. It's like when he carved out the devil's mountain with the mashed potatoes. It's an obsession now.
- [24:20]
Brett
My goal is to be unbotched. I've got over too many pig organs.
- [24:24]
Brady
Yeah, I think that's a good idea. And I think if anybody needs a pig part inside of them, helping them live, it's you. That's your final step. Like it's a video game. It's the last level. Like he's get. Once he gets pig part, his quest will be complete. To be half man, half pig. I am thrilled the idea that Brady started a restaurant called Porkopolis. If bacon was in the room, he's touching it. You were addicted to pork. Let's put some in you and help it now it can actually. Pork can be your literal blood filter. Think of this. Why are you. Why do you even want a person's kidney? And then because a lot of the times those organ donors say that they pick up on some of the stuff that's their. The dead donor gave him. Like, you know that Phillies fan story I always tell and I've been to those donor charity events. Now you can start having what the pig thinks about slop rolling around in the mud and stuff. You can start living the life you've always wanted to live. Those people that walk around pretending to be Pekines or they think they're ponies for a little while you can actually say I'm not only thinking it, I am part of pig. It is time, Brady free. Brett, will you be his agent? Make a few phone calls. You know a guy, don't you? Let's give Brady a pig part.
- [25:39]
Brett
Can I request a truffle pig? At least I can make some big money finding.
- [25:43]
Brady
Yeah, if you want. I don't know if truffle pigs and our organs match the same way just regular pigs do. But you know what?
- [25:49]
John Holmberg
Now you're getting picky with your pigs.
- [25:50]
Brady
Now you're getting a little bougie. Those are high end pigs.
- [25:53]
Brett
They're bougie pigs to begin with.
- [25:54]
Brady
Right? We're not going to waste their organs on you. We're just going to get one of those. You're getting farm pig organs knocking off. Start slow, Brady. If they show up with truffle pigs or magical, you know, royal kingdom pigs. But yeah, this guy's 54. He's New Hampshire. He's doing well. His surgery in June, he's like, look, I wanted to. This is what he said. I was asked about it and wanted to contribute to the science of it. He's an athletic trainer from Dover, New Hampshire. He said, not only milestone of a pig kidney being inside of me. It keeps you off dialysis. Another guy did it. 130 days, no dialysis, pig kidneys working. And all they did was volunteer. Get on that list today, immediately. Are you texting someone about pig kidneys?
- [26:39]
Brett
There was a lady in New York in that documentary because they had that guy not from New Hampshire, but the other dude.
- [26:44]
Brady
Yeah, Tim.
- [26:45]
Brett
And he's been, I think, the longest still.
- [26:48]
Brady
Oh, he's a New Hampshire guy, too. And he was. Yeah, he's there. He got off dialysis. Pig kidneys, Brady, that's your future. Do you want pig inside you? When have you ever said no to that?
- [27:01]
Brett
I haven't.
- [27:02]
Brady
You haven't and you wouldn't. And now you're not allowed to eat it.
- [27:04]
Brett
I'm saying no right now.
- [27:06]
Brady
Huh?
- [27:07]
Brett
I can't have pork. Really?
- [27:09]
John Holmberg
Well, this way you can.
- [27:10]
Brady
This way you can. This is like a guy with Ed figuring out how to make himself, you know, through his prostate. You found a new way to put it in you. They're not allowed to eat pork anymore. They took it away way. But you can become one. Join the pig force, Brady. Why, Brett? Why?
- [27:31]
John Holmberg
Get it.
- [27:32]
Brady
What animal would you want inside you? Rico, Blaze, Answer again.
- [27:37]
John Holmberg
No.
- [27:37]
Brady
Which animal would you want inside you? I know Brady's is definitely pig.
- [27:43]
Brett
A bull.
- [27:44]
Brady
You want a bull in.
- [27:45]
John Holmberg
Yeah, why not?
- [27:47]
Brady
Like a lesbian or like. No, no, like a real bull.
- [27:51]
Brett
Bowl of what? Pasta?
- [27:53]
Brady
No, no, not bowl. I see here we still think. I wouldn't go that big. Let's see. And dumb. Like, that's a dumb animal. I'd want a smart one. I think like a dolphin. It would piss off all the right people at PETA. And then I think they've got to have organs. Why?
- [28:11]
Brett
Very smart.
- [28:12]
Brady
They are smart. That's true. But do they even have organs? I don't think they're organized based. I think they're octopus. Do they have kidneys? I don't think they've got kidneys.
- [28:19]
Brett
I don't. I don't think they have.
- [28:20]
Brady
I don't think organs. They might have a heart. Something to filter hearts of muscle. I don't think they've got. I don't think they've got what we.
- [28:26]
John Holmberg
Need you see all them jerks getting run over and the running of the bulls and everything else. Getting stabbed and everything.
- [28:32]
Brady
They're tough. There's no doubt a new version that support dumb. Another bull killing a Mexican guy in his front yard. Yeah, I'm sure we'll see that. Yeah. I'd want something smart I think like a dolphin. I don't know why we're not harvesting dolphins more. It's because of that documentary the COVID They scream when you kill them.
- [28:48]
Brett
And then when they were training them this go after land or the. In the water for the mines.
- [28:55]
Brady
Oh yeah. They were good at that. Blew a few up.
- [28:58]
Brett
There's a one way trip.
- [29:00]
Brady
Yeah.
- [29:01]
Brett
Couldn't even get a good boy.
- [29:03]
Brady
Yeah. They didn't even know that.
- [29:04]
Brett
Thank you.
- [29:04]
Brady
They trained really well. They got a lot of good boys. When the. But when the live. Live arms were on they blew up dolphins. But dolphins are mammals. So they've got to have something inside of them that we can use. I don't know if they've got kidneys either. I would imagine they do. They're mammals.
- [29:18]
Brett
People could use their brain.
- [29:20]
Brady
90% of society could use the dolphin brain. 90% of them. That's for sure. Well, I'm excited for you Brady. The science is going to look into it more. I think it's fantastic. He's just absolutely great that pig. Kidneys are like. Then they have the thing where if you're. I didn't know this but if you're murdered your organs like sometimes you're. If you're an organ donor, you're murder. You can't do it.
- [29:45]
John Holmberg
Why?
- [29:45]
Brady
I don't know. That's. I was reading the other day. Organ donor was murdered and they had to use his. His organs had like they. He might have been. I don't know.
- [29:54]
John Holmberg
Poisoned them or something.
- [29:55]
Brady
I don't know but it was like they said something about murder victim. I don't know how. How far it goes down. Like if you're just struck in the head your heart and lungs are still good. But they said something about not being able to use your organs or they don't want to if you're murdered. Which means it transfers all that fear into you I guess too. And speaking of murder. They caught the guy over by this. The killer by my rental house.
- [30:19]
Brett
Where was he?
- [30:20]
Brady
I didn't see where he was. But they busted him. And they busted him because evidently the story comes. It gets better. These are nice condos.
- [30:29]
Brett
And he was the guy. Was he living with.
- [30:31]
Brady
Yeah, he ended up staying with the dude for two months. You know how. Then again, don't do this. I don't care how much you think Jesus loves you for this. Your church homeless outreach program. Never let them in. Never, ever let them in. Take them to lunch, give them a few bucks. That's what the shelter in the church is supposed to be for. If the church won't let them sleep at the church, you don't let them sleep in your house. End of story. Dude stayed there for two months. In the last few weeks, he was asking everybody over at the church, how do I get him out? And the church people were like, why, my son? You should help. No, no, no. He's crazy. I think he's going to kill me.
- [31:08]
Brett
Be patient.
- [31:09]
Brady
Be patient. You're helping another of Jesus flock. And like, no, your reward awaits. And then he probably said, did you ever watch man in a Van? The whole thing was based on a dude who worked at a church. The church is the bad thing here. We're trying to help them. This one's trying to kill me. You have to help. Talk to him. If that's part of the plan. Like, no, I don't want it to be part of the plan. I want the plan to change. Change? God's plan is for you to be murdered by the homeless man you put in your house? Nope, nope, don't let them in. Like Brett says, couple granola bars. Keep an eye on them. That's nice. Don't show them. Homeless people are a lot like, here's the bedroom.
- [31:48]
Brett
Here's the gun cabinet.
- [31:49]
Brady
Yeah, yeah. Here's where I keep all those knives. Remember I told you collected knives. No lock on those anyway. Down here's where my big stick collection is.
- [31:57]
John Holmberg
There's the medicine cabinet right there for all the drugs you need.
- [32:00]
Brady
Here's where I keep my strychnine and my bleach. If you want any of that, it's right here. Not lockdown.
- [32:05]
Brett
Couple of empty barrels.
- [32:06]
Brady
These are nice condos. That's like, a nice spot. 68th Street, McDowell. These big new condos that they built a couple years ago. They're super sweet. You don't take in. Homeless people are a lot like that. Like a. Like a friend with benefits. You don't show them where you live. You don't feed the cat. They don't go away. Like, the guys who say that about girls are like, I'm not serious about her. I'm not gonna feed. Feed her. Like, the second she starts asking for dinners and stuff, this is over. Because once you feed them they don't go away. Same with the homeless. Once you start.
- [32:35]
Brett
Once they start off your toothbrush.
- [32:36]
Brady
Yeah, once. Once you hear the beeps of your microwave and it's a homeless guy, he ain't going anywhere. He's figured out the microwave. Made himself right at home. Yeah, he's got. He's got Hot Pockets and Stouffer's lasagna now. And you think it's going to be easy to get him out, you're crazy. I don't care what your pastor says. Says get him out and do it in a mean way.
- [32:56]
Brett
Yeah, it sounds like the program. The guy was like, one of us has to leave.
- [33:01]
Brady
Right? Well, the other thing was he spent 18 months in jail for dismembering his roommate's dog a few years ago. This is not a dude that the church.
- [33:10]
Brett
Did he know that the guy.
- [33:11]
Brady
The church should know it. They should do background checks before they go to their outreach program and start stuffing them into their parishioners homes. Look, I. I respect not. Not really, but I do sort of understand your whole Jesus is watching me thing and you feel like you got to live a good life and all that. You don't need to do this. Megan's dad did this with homeless people for the longest time.
- [33:32]
John Holmberg
He brought him in.
- [33:33]
Brady
No, but he would sit and hang out with him at places and give him money and get to know him. I think he would bring him in if it wasn't for Megan's mom. And he said, it's like, what if he. And this was an argument I got into with a lady who used to work here. Here. And she started to hand this guy money at the. And he was a just. And then he started to hang around her like he found her at the Circle K. And like he'd follow around like, yeah, you fed the cat. And she goes, but what if it's Jesus? I'm like, what if. Who's Jesus? She goes, what if that's Jesus testing me? I'm like, what kind of test is that? Are you. You're a good person. You don't need this test. Like, was he testing you until you got your limits and then you finally tell this guy to off? That's what you do.
- [34:12]
Brett
And Jesus, for the most part, wandered around with a posy. Sure, he's got his troop with him.
- [34:19]
Brady
He's sort of homeless. And the other thing, I went on that ride along years ago and I disco. I knew I found something out. And I don't think you want this reputation. There are shelters all over the place that will help these people. And I went out with the cop that I was with, and we were handing out the shelter numbers and calls cards. And the cop would say, I'll be your advocate. Or you can get somebody, you know, to be your advocate. Do you want help? And they'd be like, nope, they're perfectly fine doing whatever it is they're doing. And I also found out that when the normal people were chatting them up on the reg, the cops think it's gay sex. And I'm like, why? And he goes, because a lot of times these dudes living these lies, these country clubs, c club lives go and let homeless people blow them for 20 bucks. Yeah. And because they're not getting anything at home and whatever. And they have this little pension for boys, and so they'll go out and find a guy and. And now it's not the case all the time, but that's what they think is going on. And we saw a homeless guy talking to this dude who had this big King's ranch Ford. It was a beautiful truck. It's like a $100,000 truck. He had his work clothes. He was. Button up. He was. He owned a company, and he's talking to this homeless guy. And we pulled over, and he's like, all right, I need to break this up. He goes, what are you doing here? And he goes, oh, I just. I come by and help this guy out. Well, I noticed in the homeless guy's hand, there were 40 bucks. And he just was trying to put it in his pocket, but he couldn't find his dirty, dirty pocket. And the guy talking to him was like, I'm just here to help him. I. I run into him all the time, and the cop I was with going, you need to get out of here. Do you want to be his advocate and take him down to the shelf shelter? That's fine, but you need to get out. Here's a card. You can help this guy better by not giving him money and getting him into a safe place. He goes, oh, I don't want anybody to know. I don't want this to be a thing. And he's like, all right, well, then get out of here. And we got back in the car, and he goes, watch this, my cop. But he goes, watch this. And we drove around the block, pretty big block, and went back, and he goes, he's going to be there again. He gave him his 40 bucks. And the cop saw it, too. He goes, I know. We gave him the 40 bucks. The deal's been Made. And he said, so he's coming back for that bj. And I'm like, you're out of your mind. Yeah. I said, you're out of your mind. That's not going on. And sure enough, we came around the corner and that truck was there, and that guy was standing there with him again. He goes, I think I told you to get out of here. Well, we hadn't finished our. Yeah, yeah. You need to go. So I'm gonna. You're going to jail. Do you want that cuz deep. Because he's seen it so much. He's like. And you could see that dude's hamster in his head spin. Oh, my God. God, if I go to jail, my wife's gonna know. She knows. No, he just jetted out of there. He wasn't helping a homeless guy. He was up to no good. He's either buying drugs or getting a bead. And it was clear he was getting.
- [37:02]
John Holmberg
A beach west side Coldplay concert right there.
- [37:05]
Brady
So don't let Homeless people 40 free.
- [37:07]
Brett
And clear that night.
- [37:08]
Brady
Don't let them in your lives. Help them find help, but don't let them into your house. It results in. It's. I've never, ever once heard somebody say, say, let this homeless guy stay at my place for a couple months. Man, that worked out great. He's doing some yard work. He cleaned himself up. He's got a gig. He's paying half the bills. I've never heard that story ever, once. Now I have heard homeless people.
- [37:31]
Brett
That's the first time I've heard of that pro. That program that you're talking about.
- [37:35]
Brady
It wasn't a program. They met through the homeless outreach, and the dude talked him into living with him. The church. Like, you should do this. Like the guy who dismembered his roommate's dogs. Yeah. You should let him give him a second chance. That whole second chance thing, the church. Church that leads to your bloody murder. Yeah. You don't let people in your house ever. Ever. It's like those dudes that go door to door, constantly knocking on your door about your roof. That seems to be a trend that's getting a little out of hand.
- [37:59]
John Holmberg
Or solar.
- [38:00]
Brady
Oh, the solar guys aren't as much. The roof guys are. I get solar roof guys are starting to get a little bit too much. There's an awful lot of them out there. There's like 6 million roofing companies. They knock on your door every single day, leaving cards, leaving litter.
- [38:14]
Brett
All the brutal storms.
- [38:15]
Brady
Yeah. Last couple of weeks seems to me like letting one of those guys live with you for a few days would be a bad idea. I don't even open my door to talk to him at the door, let alone have them over for two months.
- [38:28]
Brett
It's fine, John. I've been meeting a roofer once a week.
- [38:32]
Brady
You love it.
- [38:32]
Brett
Two months.
- [38:33]
Brady
And you would let him in? You would. This is something like you would have done. I don't know that even Brady would let a homeless guy live with him for two months.
- [38:39]
Brett
Months.
- [38:39]
Brady
Because he's still deep down. Country club Brady. He's bougie. They're gross. Like, he's like facilities. There's. Somebody else will take care of this. I'll help you.
- [38:47]
Brett
I'll steer you in that right direction.
- [38:49]
Brady
Then we're done here. Yeah, but you don't let him live there for two months. This poor guy got bludgeoned all over that. And then the details came out. Evidently his whole condo is just a bloody mess. Broke his neck, broke his ribs, stabbed him a bunch, blooded him up and he was living there again. He tried to take microwave privileges away from a dude who didn't have any. Anything. You just don't. That's the. That's the sign that you're about to die. Once you hear that in your house and you're like, hey, what you making in there? Lean pockets? That. That. He's not going anywhere. You give a homeless lean pockets and teach them to use the microwave. If in fact you have a guy there long enough where he just knows which popcorn reheat the singular buttons. Oh, it's his house. It's his house. Never in my life. Life got better when I let that homeless guy start living with us. It's never been said. No one ever, ever, ever, ever. There's programs for it. It isn't. And by the way, also, it isn't Jesus. If Jesus is testing you that way, he's being a jerk. Stop it. Get them help. Give them some food. But not in your own home. Never show a homeless person where you live because, like, they'll see your stuff. This is nice. I've never been on a couch like this in a while. You give him a shower, you start. That's not right. They're human beings. They can figure it out. Just give him a leg up. Not a house to stay in. Or what happens? You get iced by him and that's it. And then he goes on the lamb. He doesn't care. And now he's got a permanent home right there in that jail. He doesn't have to worry about. He's got three hots and a cot forever now. His life got better. Better? He got arrested. That might have been the whole plan to tell you. The whole plan all along is to. Well, if I get a life sentence and I never have to worry about being on the streets anymore. Terrible idea. What have we learned? Brady needs to be half man, half pig, and the homeless need to stay away from your front doors.
- [40:55]
Brett
Only two good lessons.
- [40:56]
Brady
Yeah. What would you do if a homeless would. Was like, banging on your front door? Would you say, what if that's Jesus? Or would you call the cops? You say that. I call the cops. You don't invite them in and give them a place to.
- [41:09]
John Holmberg
I'll answer the door anyway.
- [41:11]
Brady
I know it sounds cold and somebody leave me at me and say, oh, I was homeless. And if it wasn't for somebody giving me a chance. But usually that's someone you knew. If it's a brand new person from church. Oh, bad news. Bad news. They're going to take advantage of your kindness. You know, you never do that. You'd never have him come in here. Hey, guys. What's up? Hey, Tripp. How are you? You know, good. I let a homeless guy live with me for a little. We'd say you're crazy. Like, immediate. Yeah, things are getting real nice around there. He cleans the kitchen. And he's. He's great with, you know, the. He sleeps in the same bed, though. I mean, that gets a little awkward. For once you believe what he does. My life is exponentially. Oh, the blow job move. Yeah, he lost his teeth a long time ago from excessive drug use. And I'm telling you what, I've had a couple wives in my life. Never like this. Y. Anyway, yeah, life got a lot better since I let a homeless live with me. Nope, not a thing. I hate to be a jerk about it, but I'm also a realist, and sometimes realists sound like jerks. Can't do it and email me. We let a homeless guy live with us for three months. It was the best time our kids have ever had. No. Nope. Nope. Never happened. Always ends with he killed someone, he stole something, he ruined our house. You can give me one story. I can give you a million. Bad for your one good one.
- [42:47]
Brett
It's a dark what about Bob?
- [42:50]
Brady
And that was a stalker story of a deranged mental patient chasing a doctor. And what did the doctor do? Keep him out of our house. Yeah, don't do it. I was close. There was that sexy, hot homeless that lived up there at Circle Cave for a little while. And it was like Larry and I were doing drive window. We do drive bys for like, I can't believe this. She's pulling the wool over all our eyes. And we were trying to talk Larry into dating her. That would have ended with his murder. Oh, he'd have moved her in a heartbeat. And then he would have been slaughtered by her street pimp. And all of his cool stuff in his house computers and things would have been stolen. It never ends good. Anyway, that's the life lesson for the morning. Let's get a wake up , shall we? 585-9800. A good one for Brady's new pig kid kidney. It's not yet. Kp. Wake up. It's out of control now. There you go. Miles to nowhere. Thank you quite kindly for breaking us into this Tuesday morning. It's pretty solid. Gotta watch out for screw worms. Evidently that's a thing. Now I talked about this a couple months ago that they found one. Screw worms are now in the United States. And once again, what the hell's that? Right? Thanks Mexico. It's a flesh eating parasite that evidently the United States. And you know, you can get mad about the jab that everybody calls it, the vaccines and, and the lies and this and that. They've done a pretty nice job. Whoever's in charge of this, cdc, World Health Organization, government, whatever, give them kudos. They're not always doing something terrible of keeping screw worms and Ebola out of the building. I think that's been a pretty nice run. A lot of places still have Ebola. The only time we had it was when we flew a dude with it here, put him in Atlanta for a few days. Screw worms have made it up here and they usually come from animals or flesh eaters, viruses, which I hate that phrase right away. And it says that researchers are increasing their efforts to spread awareness to protect the livestock from screw worms. Because we had our first human case of it. Now it's. Here's what, here's, here's what they say to look for. And by the way, I didn't need this. I didn't need this advice. If you have weeping sores that won't heal and you see stuff moving around under your skin, you might want to consider going to the doctor. I didn't need to know about screw worms for that. If I looked at myself and I.
- [45:33]
Brett
Saw this doesn't look right.
- [45:35]
Brady
This is nothing. If I saw alien in my. I see how that ends. It busts out of your Tummy and it gets you. That doesn't look like. I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of pain. That looks pretty painful. Remember the dude was screaming when alien came out of his stomach. He was alive for that does. Humans can be infected with screw worms when they travel to endemic or outbreak area areas. Another reason for you guys to stop going to Mexico. Mexico, okay, New Mexico. I'm sure they've got it. It's the same as Mexico, only updated and not much. Not much. There are parasitic flies that burrow into warm blooded tissue. Most of the time they start in like if you've got a cut already and you think you'd have to have some gaping hole. It's not like an earthquake worm. They're parasitic. So all you have to do is have a cut, like a scratch that's just below the surface of your epidermis and it gets in there and they lay the eggs. And then you got stuff crawling around inside.
- [46:33]
Brett
You just don't fall asleep next to the workshed outside or something, you know.
- [46:39]
Brady
Now it's in your food and then like it's around your house and stuff. Because Mexico doesn't care. And the US has been fighting the screwworm problem. We'd never heard of them before. That's how blessed we are to be American.
- [46:49]
Brett
This is a first time time for me.
- [46:52]
Brady
Well, I mentioned it a while ago. Hey, they're talking about screw worms. I'm like, that seems like something we should probably fight. And we lost. They're here. And it's also another way, and you know, you want to get into the conspiratorial side. It's another way for them to raise prices on food. Yeah. Because they're like, oh, we got to do some screw worm vaccines and keep an eye on that.
- [47:10]
Brett
So it's affected the livestock.
- [47:12]
Brady
The price will go up because we'll lose a couple of screw worms. Remember when bird flu killed all those chickens? And chicken wings were like $340 a year each. That didn't last forever because we can make chickens. I think they can make a million chickens in like two minutes.
- [47:25]
Brett
I think they're printing them now.
- [47:26]
Brady
When I was at 3D. Print. Yeah. When I was at the Native grill last Tuesday or Wednesday, whenever it was Wednesday. And we had that eating contest. I looked at the, the poundage of chickens in front of me and I always do this. And there were six dudes up there and all of us had probably 150 wings and a buck. And I'm looking at that and I'M like how many goddamn chickens are there? Think of it. And all the nation of just every state, every city, there's a place that just has non stop chicken wings. At least one now major cities. There's 6, 700 different restaurants in Phoenix at least that could will never run out of chicken wings. They're just like, you want more? Yeah, yeah. All you can eat. They'll pile them in. There's millions. There's Buffalo Wild Wings is dedicated to the idea that everybody that comes in there is going to have at least 12. That's six chickens.
- [48:20]
Brett
And the, the tsunami season just started a couple weeks ago.
- [48:24]
Brady
Oh, with football. Yeah. And we never like we're short. How many chickens are there? I'm going to guess 10 trillion. I think that's about accurate. I think at any given time there's 10 to 12 trillion chickens.
- [48:39]
Brett
There's some hidden farms.
- [48:40]
Brady
There has to be. And by the way, there's people who just hanging around the state that have them in their yard. They're not going to eat them. So there's even more chickens.
- [48:53]
John Holmberg
As of 2023 they said 34.4 to 35 billion chickens.
- [48:58]
Brady
I think that's low.
- [49:00]
Brett
Is that a year that we consume?
- [49:01]
Brady
Not that we consume. Well, we do eat them. I mean if there's 34 billion chickens, let's say a billion of them aren't eating. That's a high guess. So we're eating 33 billion. We've got to replenish that regularly. How? I mean we're eating because we're not making 33 billion chickens unless we're eating 30 billion of them.
- [49:22]
John Holmberg
What's it's the ratio to humans? Approximately four to five chickens for every one human.
- [49:26]
Brady
Yeah, I have this thing now that sprouts puts a shredded roasted chicken in a little tin bucket and I has like a pound of chicken chicken and I hammer that. I, I eat that like and there's like two of them at a time. I will crush it. And then I realized there's that's more chicken. Like there's chicken all over the place. We have billions of them and we make them to eat.
- [49:46]
Brett
We're consuming 34.
- [49:48]
Brady
Well, we're eating 30 billion chickens a year.
- [49:50]
Brett
Is 8 billion close the mark of the population?
- [49:54]
Brady
Well, for the world. For the world. The whole world's not eating chicken wings.
- [49:57]
Brett
He's saying four to five chickens. Is that just in the U.S. that's gotta be.
- [50:02]
Brady
Well I don't think that's per person billion but still per person in the world. And I'm saying, is it 34 billion chickens in the world?
- [50:11]
John Holmberg
Yes.
- [50:12]
Brady
Oh, okay. How many in the States? That's what I need to know. Because I don't think we're using world chickens.
- [50:18]
John Holmberg
I'm sure we are.
- [50:19]
Brady
I think there's. I'll go out to say there's a billion chickens that are just walking around.
- [50:24]
Brett
You never know because for, you know, a while they were.
- [50:27]
Brady
We're.
- [50:27]
Brett
Who knows if we're importing chickens. I don't.
- [50:29]
John Holmberg
That's what I think we are either.
- [50:30]
Brady
But we can't be importing chickens.
- [50:32]
John Holmberg
I wouldn't doubt it.
- [50:33]
Brady
We're not importing chickens. There's no way.
- [50:35]
John Holmberg
We're not bringing the whole chickens over here. They're killing them there and sending it over here, just like they do with fish.
- [50:39]
Brady
That's true.
- [50:40]
Brett
But did it with beef for a while.
- [50:42]
John Holmberg
Boatloads of 522 million chickens in the.
- [50:44]
Brady
US in the US so eat 520 million chickens. That seems low to me every year, because I'll give you that. There's 2 million of them just kind of hobnobbing around the States with the hobo pack and all.
- [50:57]
John Holmberg
Billions of chickens are processed annually with nearly 9 billion broiler chickens raised for meat in the US each year.
- [51:03]
Brady
9 billion each year for the States.
- [51:07]
John Holmberg
It says if you figure.
- [51:09]
Brett
If he's saying four or five per person.
- [51:13]
Brady
Well, no, I'm just saying, like, if you've got 9 billion and there's 34, currently there's got another 34. We just churn 30 million at a time. We keep that number at 30 million million. And while we're eating one, the other ones are almost ready to be eaten and they're making more to be eaten later. So it's 30. 30 million in this cycle. We eat a lot of chicken.
- [51:30]
John Holmberg
But think about it, you know, like when you go to native, they give those. Those trays were £4.
- [51:34]
Brady
Yeah.
- [51:35]
John Holmberg
So. And it would. He said basically, give or take. There were, I think, 40 wings, you know, flats and drums.
- [51:42]
Brady
So it's 20 chickens, right? Well, no, flats and drums would be. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how it works. I don't know how to do the math. Quarters.
- [51:49]
Brett
But still, the United States does import chicken products from other countries.
- [51:53]
Brady
I figured that. Bottom line is we're gonna end up with screw worms. So watch out for screw worms. Yeah. They're warning you that if you weren't before. But you've got wounds that won't heal and stuff crawling under your skin, and it's Visible. You might want to go get checked out. I'm not a doctor. I'd have told you that with or without the knowledge of screw worms. But they're out there. They're out there out there.
- [52:15]
Brett
According to the, you know, AI this is in 2002. This is the most recent. They're saying 2002, the u. S. Imported approximately 3.8 billion pounds of meat and poultry.
- [52:27]
Brady
Well, screw worms are here now. That's because they did. And you know what? Tip of the cap to the US for keeping screw worms out and still bringing in a bunch of meat from somewhere else. I don't know what poison we put on our meat to make screw worms go away, but more of that, please. Let's get all the conspiracy theorists and lunatics. Look, you put so much in your food and the poisons, I'm like, yeah, to keep screw worms out. I'd rather do that than eat that organic crap and end up with parasites. I like my food full of steroids and additives. I love it. It's terrible for you, 91 years old, then with my additives, that'll make my bones hurt. That's it. I don't. I don't again. I go back to the idea that medical science is the worst thing that's ever happened to us because it makes us live longer. We're only supposed to go like 30, 35 years. That's. That was what we were built to do. We started to preserve ourselves. I don't want screw worms. We're cleaner than we've ever been. That's the scariest part. Every day that goes by, humanity is a little cleaner than it was before. Go back a hundred years. We were filthy compared to today. We're so clean now. Screw worms have got to go. And thanks to Brady Scott for inventing the screw. What a great thing. That is powerful.
- [53:40]
John Holmberg
It's good.
- [53:42]
Brady
Here's something else. I want banned dudes who want to entertain me on trails. I heard the story. I watched it last night. There's a guy who's been running up and down piestewa peak for six years, and he goes up and he plays a flute every morning. And then people, here's the thing that the story kind of was like, what a great thing. At the end of it, they're like noise complaints. Nobody's complaining of anything at the top of piesta wa peak unless you're annoying people with a pan full flute. So he climbs up there and he thinks, anybody's interested with that mountain? No, it doesn't. It doesn't at all. Nobody wants to hear you and your desperate cry for attention at the top of the mountain. Entertain us with an acoustic guitar, a ukulele, a flute, anything. Leave us alone.
- [54:23]
Brett
America, John.
- [54:24]
Brady
No, it is America. And it's time for you to stop annoying most of us. Nothing to do.
- [54:28]
John Holmberg
The Renaissance Festival isn't for a couple more months. I mean, yeah, exactly. It's rehearsals.
- [54:33]
Brady
Has nothing do with it. Every day for six years, he goes up there and blows a pan flute. Nobody wants it. They told him to be quiet. So even in the stories, like, I'm going to do it a little quieter than I used to because of noise complaints. No, that means everybody was telling you to shut the up. There are no. No. Neighbors are calling the top of Piesta Peak. Nobody wants to hear your crap. It's not nice. It's not a moment. Go have your own moment. Play the pan flute for a second. Six years. You're just an attention. That's all you're looking to do.
- [55:00]
Brett
So would that eventually happen if a guy went up there too, and he. He gets to the top and he sings a couple of songs.
- [55:06]
Brady
Oh, yeah, I'll push him off.
- [55:07]
Brett
That's a noise complaint.
- [55:08]
Brady
Yeah.
- [55:09]
Brett
You know what? You're talking too loud. Noise complaints.
- [55:11]
Brady
You're exaggerating it. The noise compl. Talking is expected. Some dude that breaks out and goes, hey, strangers, everyone look at me. I built a little castle. Like, shut the up. What are you doing?
- [55:23]
Brett
They should do a vote for people that high. Piesta wall. Yeah, because the guy's been doing it for six years.
- [55:29]
Brady
Ready? They did. He has got noise complaints.
- [55:31]
Brett
There you go.
- [55:33]
Brady
That's that. Nobody else got noise complaints.
- [55:35]
Brett
It's like someone, you know, one person has a problem with the flute. There's the complaint.
- [55:40]
Brady
Okay?
- [55:40]
Brett
Something about it.
- [55:41]
Brady
Brady, no one wants these do gooders to pop up there and make friends with them on the top of the mountain.
- [55:46]
Brett
There's other mountains to hike. Get out of here.
- [55:47]
Brady
Yeah, hit for him and take your pan flute to your backyard. There's a reason why nobody goes to his concerts. If you have to bother people with your instrument and they didn't pay for it, you're annoying them. That's it. Bass players learned this a long time ago. You want to clear a room out real fast, go in there and grab your acoustic bass and start playing for the patrons without them asking for it. They'll kick you out. You wander around with a guitar on the street. You're a lunatic. Stop it. With your instruments that nobody paid for. If you're good enough, people will watch you perform or they'll drop money in a bucket. You're an attention whore. You've got a problem at home. You're escaping your problems, and you're trying to attack strangers with your skill hills. Nobody's interested.
- [56:29]
Brett
There's the key. If you do the flute, you just put the bucket out there.
- [56:32]
Brady
Yeah, Right. And everybody would kick it down there and go, go get your bucket. It's on the bottom where you belong. If I went up there and started to do a radio show, people like, shut the up. I didn't bring a ra. I didn't bring a radio because I don't want to listen to the radio right now. So I don't want you up here. Bother. Shut the up. There's another guy who climbs up every day and gives people ice cream.
- [56:54]
Brett
Cream.
- [56:54]
Brady
It's the opposite of why you're hiking.
- [56:57]
Brett
I heard about that.
- [56:58]
Brady
Yeah, don't do that. He's bringing ice cream to be like, knock it off the good humor. Stop trying to make pals at the top of the hike because you're lonely. And you know what never happens with these people? They never have, like, people with them. They hike alone. They've blown it here on the surface with the rest of us. They don't have friends. So they have to hike up and bother you in the hopes that you like the pan flute. Because they've wasted their time learning to play the. That thing it needs to end. That crap is. That's garbage. If I got up to Piestewa Peak and I heard like, oh, what the. You ruined my hike. I'm here every day. No one hired you to do this. Go home. Go make friends. Go over the Windsor, grab a burger and annoy people there. You know how I know it's crap? Because if you and I were in a restaurant, you're like, hey, buddy, what's your name? I'm Brady. Hey, my name's John. How are you? I'm good. Are you gonna get some food? I sure am. Okay. What the hell are you doing? You're playing pan flute next to me. Yeah, I just thought maybe the people here would enjoy that. Shut the up. That's exactly what you do. Any other setting, you say, knock it off. Some dude starts playing a guitar next to you at a restaurant, like, what are you doing? Just thought everybody'd love to hear what I've got. Nope. If that were true, you'd make records nobody wants to hear. You shut. The bass players get it. They're the only Ones if a dude started to set up a drum set in a restaurant, the restaurant will kick him out. Nobody wants to hear you play your instrument without asking or hiring. You got to get hired to do that stuff. If you ambush us with your crap and he's getting all this credit. But if you look, read between the lines. People are complaining about this guy constantly going up there and wrecking the peace of their morning. Some people have hike just for the peace and quiet of sitting on top of that thing and hearing the wind. They don't need, you know, some dude up there pretending to be like the Great Spirit, honking on them on some flute that they never. They don't want to hear it. It's fact. So stop it. Stop it. And just put the pan flute down. That's enough. Maybe if I paid to go to, like, Talking Stick and they had some sort of instruments or if I went to the mim, I'd expect it.
- [59:09]
Brett
Yeah, but you're talking about private places, right?
- [59:12]
Brady
You get hired to do that, right? No, outdoors. Stop it. Nobody wants to hear you. You're. You're.
- [59:17]
Brett
I know you don't want it.
- [59:18]
Brady
You're isolating people.
- [59:19]
Brett
It stinks. There might be a guy that. I don't like hiking up there. The time that I'm going.
- [59:25]
Brady
You're going to try to get them all. Try to compare. Yeah, because you have a common nobody. Everybody's trapped in the. You're going to the same place, and he knows that. That he's basically holding you hostage with his bull. That's what I'm saying.
- [59:38]
John Holmberg
I don't want to hike with Zam Fear Master.
- [59:41]
Brady
Nobody wants to. Brady's trying to make it so. It's a beautiful thing. And I say you and your remaining kidney. The reason there were noise complaints is because people go up there to breathe, have their own moment, and he's trying to entertain them. If he was doing it on his own, he'd go off in his quiet corner and play on us. He's trying to make people like him. It's a sad cry for. For help. You wouldn't go up there and start serving pork to people every day for six years when they say, hey, would you knock it off? Well, I'll do it quieter.
- [60:10]
Brett
That's pork man.
- [60:11]
Brady
Yeah, Pork man comes out, he's an idiot. Everybody hates him. Flag lady, pork man, pan flute fella. They all end up the same in some sort of Internet scam. Trying to make friends with a colonel in Texas who makes him cut pages out of books and sending they're lonely. That's all that is. It's a scream at a place where people are trapped, where you try to be the star attraction. The attraction to Top of Piestewa Peak, the views.
- [60:41]
Brett
Isn't that you and parrot man? Who hikes with the parrot on it?
- [60:46]
Brady
Those dudes. It's screaming out cries for the parrot doesn't want to be up there. You know what? The parrot would love you to have unclipped his wings and let him fly around and be a parrot. But no, he's trapped on your shoulder now. He's got to go do what you want. What? That sucks. Yeah, he's funny that way. No, he's telling the truth. He's the only one honest about what's going on. Yeah, nobody likes that. And it has nothing to do with talk. And if somebody was talking so loud, it'd be like, hey, could you keep it down? People would say something. They told him this. And he still hikes up there. See him on the news last night, and it was like, nobody's celebrating. You do realize that you were told to be quiet, right? Yeah. I'm just gonna play quieter. No, no. They're telling you to stop. They're trying to be nice. Nice. Everybody loves the flute guy. Well, then how come nobody ever hikes with you? I have to do it alone. Six years you've hiked alone every day? Yep. You don't have any friends. That's all I get.
- [61:41]
Brett
Well, I had my buddy with a rain stick, but he just too tough to hike. Quit?
- [61:48]
Brady
Yeah, he. He quit. Something happened. He was either pushed or fell off the mountain. I can't remember exactly how it happened, but it's just. It's so. I don't know. Those dudes drive me nuts because it's like, oh, here's this guy. If you've got a guitar case and you're halfway up the mountain, I'm already mad at you. Oh, Christ. Let's turn around. He's going to want to sing. Was the movie Role Models when it was the dude had the guitar, he kept breaking out. And everybody's like, oh, there's nothing. Paul Rudd said. Exactly what I'm saying. Oh, there's nothing worse. Worse than dude with an acoustic guitar or we can't leave, and he starts singing Big City and he can't give it. Wait, wait, wait. And he starts over. It's like, oh, the only time that's good is if you went into a restaurant and they had hired Pan flute guy. No one will ever do that.
- [62:40]
John Holmberg
No, I'd still leave.
- [62:41]
Brady
So would I. Yeah, but maybe somebody would go in and go, oh, this is nice. Because it's. It's atmospheric to the.
- [62:48]
Brett
Yeah, they'll do it like botanical gardens.
- [62:51]
Brady
Right? They hire people. If you walked into the botanical gardens, you started blowing your pan flute at people who were trying to look at the plants, and no one hired you. You'd be asked to leave. Stop terrorizing us with your crappy instrument. You know what? Nobody ever does hikes with a clarinet. They would know this is just too obnoxious and loud to me.
- [63:16]
John Holmberg
Or bagpipes.
- [63:17]
Brady
Bagpipes. Yeah. There's all these instruments, but everybody hates all of it. It's a fact. If a dude just started blowing a clarinet at you, be like, I'm knocking this guy out. Like you're insane.
- [63:29]
John Holmberg
All right, Benny Goodman, let's get a move on.
- [63:33]
Brady
I'm gonna do a little string of pearls for you. I hope your hike went well. What is this? Thinking? He thinks he's gonna make friends and he's not.
- [63:43]
Brett
It's like every once in a while the band's practicing in the garage or whatever. Whatever in the neighborhood.
- [63:50]
Brady
Not the same. Because they're. They're in their own space.
- [63:54]
Brett
Yeah, but they'll get a no noise if they.
- [63:56]
Brady
If they're terrible. And they keep doing it every day, but you'll give them a break. Nobody practices in garages anymore. That's pretty much stopped, which is great. Everybody does it in their beat laboratories, in their bedrooms now they don't even need instruments. And there's no garage bands anymore. And that was also awful. But if they played in your garage when you came home from work, you'd ask him. You'd call the police. Yeah. Yeah. That's the same thing as these idiots chasing people around with their dumb instruments. Stop it. This comes from a guy who loves music. But I like music that's good. It says Brady. That would be as bad as those goddamn sound bowls you've got. Oh, could you imagine? You're up on the mountain. You just hike.
- [64:38]
Brett
They haven't been up there through a.
- [64:40]
Brady
40 minute run up Piestewa, and you're breathing heavy and some broads up there trying to convince you sound bowls are what you need right now. It's like, I'm gonna knock you and your bowls out. Stop. I need to just hear my breathing and take a moment for myself. Stop it.
- [64:58]
John Holmberg
Apparently there's some up there with a guitar, too.
- [65:00]
Brady
Of course there is. He's lonely, too.
- [65:03]
Brett
But if it's good you're okay.
- [65:05]
Brady
I'm not. It's never good. If it was good, he'd be hired. It's the local artist problem, you know? I know. You're a bad artist. The word locals in front of it. Nobody wants your art outside of your real region. And nobody wants it outside your region. If you're selling anything for less than $10 on First Fridays, you're not an artist yet. You're trying to be.
- [65:24]
Brett
Gotta start somewhere.
- [65:26]
Brady
If you took a few pictures and put them on Instagram, you're not a model. If you're playing guitar and you have to chase people to do it, you're not a guitarist, you're an annoyance. Go into a bar with your guitar and say, I'd like to play for the people. Do you want me here? And let the bartender say. Or the owner say, sure. And even say, I'll work for free. And then stuff yourself in a corner and play. But do not ambush us with surprise. Guitars, bass, drums, a horn. There's tons of instruments that if people did it, you'd be like, this is a nuisance. Your pan flute is no different. No tuba. Guys in great shape, pumping it up to the top of Echo Canyon. And people would arrest him. You're an insane person. It has nothing to do with noise complaints. But if you get them, that means nobody wants to hear from you. That's the thing about a noise complaint. Read the room. If you go up someplace and they're like, noise complaint. To the point where you're like, I'll quiet down. They're just saying, stop it.
- [66:36]
Brett
Is that a mariachi band?
- [66:39]
Brady
You imagine how mad you'd be if you hike Sedona and at the top some mariachi band breaks out and there's. I mean, unless they were first time chips and salsa.
- [66:47]
Brett
No, like, for six years, I guess.
- [66:49]
Brady
I would stop hiking that mountain if there's a mariachi band.
- [66:52]
Brett
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The guy's on the flute for six years.
- [66:56]
Brady
Once is too many. It's time to stop. And the news actually covered it the right way. I got to give him credit. He's playing quieter now due to several noise complaints. Well, nobody wants to hear from him.
- [67:08]
John Holmberg
This guy think he's Jethro Tall standing.
- [67:10]
Brady
At the top of the mountain. What a backup. Dude went up there and he just went, hey, Aqua Love. And he just starts singing.
- [67:17]
Brett
You'd be like, on a park.
- [67:19]
Brady
Yeah, you'd laugh, but then you'd want it to stop. Then you'd never hike again. Another Story I saw last night was they're saying that student scores in the United States have hit an all time low in math. No, just everything. They can't do anything. They can't pay attention. They're terribly stupid. And I'm telling you, it's my quarterly plea to tell all teachers of public schools to quit your jobs. Cause they're gonna blame you for this. And it's not your fault. It's not the teacher's fault. I've been a teacher advocate for ages. It's the parents fault. If you're getting bad grades, they blame the teacher. It's the kid and it's the parent. I know for a fact. And I turn to you, Brett, you come home home with a bunch of Ds. Is it the teacher's fault? Is your dad going to say, oh, these teachers, I'm so mad at them. Or is he going to tell you, oh, oh, I see. You expect a free ride and you don't have to do anything. If these aren't be soon, you live outside.
- [68:11]
John Holmberg
Yeah, he's not giving the teacher five across a mile. That's me.
- [68:14]
Brady
They're saying that it's a new batch of student test scores indicate a college. The slump in the college and career readiness because the kids have zero attention spans. They can't keep. They can't learn anything. They can't keep track of anything. The results are quite sober. And they're blaming the pandemic and everything else that should have been the most best learning time ever. If parents cared about their kids at all.
- [68:35]
Brett
It was pretty instrumental for Kirby, more or less. I mean, you know, it's always been, if you're gonna go to this school, right, one C, you're out tolerate. Two Cs were moving.
- [68:47]
Brady
Brady. That's called consequences. And I'm a little surprised you're bringing them to the party. Although we both know that if Kirby came home with these, she'd get to go to school still. But the fact you're hanging it overhead is a false threat is what a parent is supposed to do. It's not the teacher's fault. Your kids are stupid. My friend the other day said something about his daughter and he goes, my daughter's not turning in her homework. And I'm like, she's not doing her homework because there'd be no point in doing it and not turning it in. Like you're. That's semantics. But that's your fault. Like, what do you mean? I'm like, if she's doing her homework and not Turning it in. That's weird. That makes her dumb. But if she's not doing it and you're saying it's just she's not turning in her homework, then she's not doing her homework. That's it. She's not doing the job.
- [69:30]
Brett
And some of that turn in this house changed a little bit. Turning in your homework now on a numerous classes enter. Right.
- [69:40]
Brady
Morning sickness. 98 Kupd Holmberg's morning sickness.
- [69:48]
Brett
You don't even have to place anything on the pretty.
- [69:50]
Brady
That's different. That's only different for you.
- [69:53]
Brett
Right, But I'm saying it's. It's a little more convenient or easy.
- [69:56]
Brady
It's the easiest time ever. If you do your homework, it's simple. You don't have to write anything.
- [69:59]
Brett
Yeah, but I can, you know. Okay. You forgot you thought you entered it.
- [70:05]
Brady
No.
- [70:06]
Brett
Thought I turned it.
- [70:07]
Brady
No, you're an idiot. And at the end of the night, at 9 o', clock, the first thing my dad always said before he went to bed. Did you finish all your home homework? Yes. Did you? I've got a little left. Get in there. Turn the TV off. It was every day and it was annoying. But he didn't want an idiot.
- [70:27]
Dick Toledo
In the case of what you're saying, it's even worse because all kids, even in Lisa's class at fifth grade, they can log into their studio and they know everything.
- [70:35]
Brady
Yeah.
- [70:36]
Dick Toledo
So there's no way. And the other thing is, it takes away all the excuses. Like you were saying, I didn't turn in my homework. Yeah, you can see that. You didn't turn in your homework.
- [70:43]
Brady
Did you do it right? You didn't do it. That's why you didn't turn it in. They're going to blame the teachers. Tell Lisa to quit. They're going to blame the teachers for this and it's not their fault. And the parents are saying things like what Brady said, which is. It's too difficult. I don't know. Why can't we just turn it? That's how kids work. It's not. You're not understanding it. But it's not their fault.
- [71:00]
Dick Toledo
Lisa had a kid in her class already this year that said so he was kind of being rambunctious. She'll. So she sent him to another lady to help him out with math. He came back and he said she didn't know how to do it. How am I expected to know how to do it?
- [71:17]
Brady
You hired a tutor who didn't know math to teach math. Yeah, I'm sure you should probably fire her or they were having an affair because I read that about in the news constantly. That's a thing. But they're gonna start blaming the teachers and it's not the teacher's fault. It's 110% the parents fault. If your kids are getting bad grades.
- [71:37]
Brett
We get an update every week on the grades.
- [71:41]
Brady
Right. Every week.
- [71:42]
Brett
They don't not you know used to get used to dread the progress reports would happen five or six weeks or something like that.
- [71:49]
Brady
But Kirby's going to a private school. You pay extra to get extra because they assume and there probably aren't many kids at Kirby school that don't have both parents riding their ass a little bit. Gilbert's got a whole lot of mom wants to be friends but there's two parents for every kid at the Gilbert Christian. Oh yeah. Probably 90% of that.
- [72:09]
Dick Toledo
Cha Ching Chavez.
- [72:10]
Brett
Probably 90%.
- [72:11]
Brady
That's a totally different. Yeah. Cha Ching Chavez. Congratulations. Yeah.
- [72:15]
Brett
I wonder if it is that high.
- [72:17]
Brady
It's high because I've been to Gilbert. Nobody's happy. But they all go through the motions. They all stay together. Nobody's in it. Yeah.
- [72:24]
Dick Toledo
Go to Lisa school and watch the entire crowd change from day to day, day to day.
- [72:28]
Brett
But every schools are probably doing the weekly update now that you have.
- [72:32]
Dick Toledo
Like I said, it's daily.
- [72:34]
Brady
Like you can check on your own. If the parents want to take interest.
- [72:37]
Brett
They can send it to the par and say by the way, here's what they're doing.
- [72:40]
Brady
They're not doing it. And your kids are stupid and you're blaming the schools and it's your fault. 100 across the board, your fault. I don't have time for this. Shouldn't have kids. Well, that's not the way it works. Well then step up.
- [72:50]
Dick Toledo
Lisa calls or emails Parents weekly. Can you help me out here? Yeah, he's do. He's not even trying.
- [72:57]
Brady
Yeah, he's not doing anything.
- [72:58]
Dick Toledo
He's. Yeah, he's not even looking at it.
- [73:00]
Brady
This is work at home. Yeah, that's why I call it homework. Yep. Now it's on you. You got to help me out. My son's not learning anything. Well then he's either dumb or he's not doing the work. How dare you call him dumb. Well then he's not doing the work. That's your fault. You need to ride his ass.
- [73:17]
Dick Toledo
And then there's also a push in the state to, to not have as much homework. And then you're, you're like okay, well.
- [73:24]
Brady
Then when are they going to do this stuff.
- [73:26]
Dick Toledo
When are they going to learn this stuff? How are they going to get.
- [73:29]
Brady
I'm telling you, it's. Again, it's my quarterly plea to public school teachers to all quit. Just quit. It's not worth.
- [73:36]
Dick Toledo
Keep up the pandemic.
- [73:39]
Brady
Oh, absolutely. The pandemic showed completely 100% across the board. The parents are like, I don't want this thing in the house all day. We got to do something about this. And they were begging teachers to open the doors of their own homes. Can you guys let them into your house?
- [73:52]
Dick Toledo
Some of them did.
- [73:52]
Brady
Yeah. I don't want it here. I'm working from home now. And it's home. I didn't. I. I pay taxes, so it goes away for eight hours at least.
- [74:01]
Dick Toledo
This had to have happened in Brady's neighborhood too. But there were people near us that would gather in the green belt and.
- [74:06]
Brady
Do school outside just to get the kids out. Yeah, I paid taxes, damn it. To have it leave for eight hours.
- [74:13]
Dick Toledo
That's what advantage of. And had a barbecue and lessons by eating contest.
- [74:18]
Brady
Math. You don't need to. You guys don't need to learn any math. Sorry about all the smoke. I don't need to learn math. It's what your phone's for.
- [74:27]
Dick Toledo
Look at that smoke ring.
- [74:28]
Brady
Who wants rare? These are ready to go. Go. Tiny little nummy nums. Pandemic wieners.
- [74:36]
Brett
Ow, my kidney.
- [74:37]
Brady
Ouch. Back hurts a little bit. Probably nothing. I bet in five years that all goes away. Numm noms for anybody who wants them. Phosphates. Free phosphates. Your kids are dumb because of you. End of story. Stop blaming everybody else. You got a dumb kid, that's on you. And nobody wants to hear that. My little angel. It's not his fault he's so bright. I like when people say that. He's not challenged enough. Oh, he's challenged, ladies. Yeah, he is.
- [75:06]
Dick Toledo
He's challenged daily.
- [75:07]
Brady
Your kid's challenged all right. No, he's. He's bored at school. You know, Einstein got Fs, okay? Quit throwing that bomb at everybody. He was fairly unique. You don't have an Einstein. You got a Braden. And he's dumb.
- [75:19]
Dick Toledo
Yeah, because Einstein, I'm pretty sure, was doing things in his office, right?
- [75:22]
Brady
Yeah, your kid is not. Einstein wasn't interested with school. He was self teaching. You know, thermodynamics and quantum this and that. Bill Gates.
- [75:31]
Dick Toledo
It could have changed.
- [75:33]
Brett
Instagram was around when Einstein was right.
- [75:35]
Brady
And that's on the parents, too.
- [75:36]
John Holmberg
You don't think Talon's in there doing the same Stuff Einstein's doing. I mean, come on.
- [75:41]
Brady
Talon and. Yeah, you're right. And the other talent and then.
- [75:44]
John Holmberg
Talent with an I.
- [75:45]
Brady
Talent with a Y. I met. I. I'm. I'm going through a thing. I watched that friends and neighbors show, and I thought to myself, this is exactly how I feel. I want to rob my friends. Everything in the world. World is just absolute bull. Everybody's fake.
- [75:59]
Brett
It was liberating form.
- [76:01]
Brady
I met someone the other day whose kid had the dumbest name. And I just said, oh, what kind of is this? His name was Flagon. What?
- [76:11]
Dick Toledo
Excuse me?
- [76:12]
Brady
Flaggin. Flagon something. This is my son, Flag. And I'm like, that's a last name. What'd you do that for? Flagging is like, it was never his grandfather's name. Don't give me that. You made that that up. This is flagging. Oh, Royce. Oh, come on, come on. You want attention? This is an accessory. At this point, your kid is horse. Put it back.
- [76:37]
Dick Toledo
You've chosen Bling.
- [76:38]
Brady
Just bling him with a name. Flagan. Quit it. Why don't you just name him Swarovski? Make him a jewel. This is. It's just enough. And I'm like, oh, you pretentious garbage pile.
- [76:53]
Brett
Flaky.
- [76:54]
Brady
Yeah, what do you call him? Flag around the house. That's gonna end up bad at school. Flagging the boy. And if you're listening, you know, cuz I told him, I'm like, what kind of is that name? We wanted him to be unique. Well, he looks like all the others. He's dirty and he's picking his nose. Flagin's an idiot too. It's your fault you got dumb kids. It's your fault. Teachers, this is a. Again, your only advocate in the city. Quit your job. Go get a job doing something else. Yeah, or hire an Asian kid in the neighborhood to help him with math and get to work. It's on you Flaging or it's flagging. Exactly this. Hi, it's my husband, William. My name's Sally. This is our son, Flagging. O. Flagon. Like, oh, my.
- [77:43]
John Holmberg
The dad agreed to that.
- [77:44]
Brady
Of course. His nuts are in her purse.
- [77:47]
Brett
Christ.
- [77:48]
Brady
She wanted him to be different than all the rest.
- [77:50]
Brett
She opened up her Louis purse and there they were.
- [77:53]
Brady
Yeah, and Flagan's probably spelled P, H, L, A, G, E, N. I'm like, oh, yeah. He's got to be the most unique thing in the world. He's a special little guy. Now tell him to get his finger out of his nose because he's 8. It's enough of that. Flag him. I hope he's listening right now because he. He hates his kid too. There's no way you can't like him. You can't love a Flagon. That's not a thing. Like Talon and Skyler are on the cusp of not being loved. You can't. As a man. You can't love your son Skyler. A little bit, maybe, but you don't love him as much as you should because you named him something stupid. Black people got away with this a long time ago with the crazy names, but at least they were funny. Flaggin's just annoying. Robitussin adding a D and an apostrophe to Kevin. I mean, that's just funny. His name's Kevin, but not just Kevin. De Kevin. And I'm like, that's awesome. I don't know how you got. That's great. He sounds tough. Flagging now. If I was a pregnant black family right now, Defleggin wouldn't be a bad idea because that's kind of cool. Such a white person's name anyway. Teachers quit your jobs, parents. It's your fault if you've got a dumb one. 100 across the board. Brett graduated from school with good grades. And Brett only thinks there's 24 letters in the Alphabet. That's a fact. It's not like you absorbed it all. But you got out because you'd have gotten killed at home. Yeah. Teachers were never going to be mean to you. They didn't care if you passed or failed. Your parents should. It's a Good thing it's 7. 29. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Burt? Wake up.
- [79:40]
John Holmberg
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- [79:41]
Brady
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- [79:42]
John Holmberg
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- [80:12]
Brady
It is Action Ride Shop, by the way, just got emailed the thing Einstein excelled in school. It's an old wives Tale that he failed anything. He might have been bored, Might have had one grade. He might have had a couple moments. Just like, I'm not doing that Home ec. He got an F in Home ec. And like, maybe he took a hair styling class or something. That dude wasn't going to do well there.
- [80:34]
John Holmberg
Tell Talon what a why to get back to work.
- [80:38]
Brady
Einstein got all ass. No, actually that's a lie, Talon. And I'm gonna hit you again if you say that. I'm gonna send you up to top of Fiesta Wa Peak to listen to the pan flute. Oh, don't do that. That's right. Do your homework. Dad says I have to listen to the pan flute. Top of a mountain. I don't do my homework. I'm doing my homework. Homework. I don't want to hear that.
- [80:57]
Brett
Idiot.
- [80:58]
Brady
Bet you that guy got bad grades and that's why he doesn't have a job. And he can hike every day for six years. He's probably in great shape because he's chasing after friends all the time.
- [81:06]
John Holmberg
He's got a job for two months a year at the Renaissance Festival.
- [81:08]
Brady
That's about it. That's all people hire him for turkey.
- [81:11]
John Holmberg
Leg and a pan flute.
- [81:14]
Brady
Right after he annoys you on the top of your hike. He runs out there to Gold Canyon and annoys people there too. But at least they pay him to do it. People expect it there. Everyone expects to be annoyed at the Renaissance Festival. It's what it is. I still don't understand celebrating the plague, but go nuts. What do you got, Bert?
- [81:34]
John Holmberg
All right. On the list, a lot of pig songs. Green Jelly, Three Little Pigs, Nine Inch Nails, March of the Pigs, Cold Chamber, Pig 2, which was Rob Halford's industrial project. I'm a Pig and then Dope System of a Down Drowning Pool. Seven Dust Tool Stained Avenged.
- [81:50]
Brady
I don't remember Halford having a secondary deal.
- [81:53]
John Holmberg
Yeah. Was it good he teamed up with Trent Reznor?
- [81:56]
Brady
Trent Reznor and Rob Halford did stuff together. Just music, right? Yeah. How about that? I don't think I've ever heard this or even heard of this. That's somewhat fascinating. And this is the. This is a little. It's kind of cool. Yeah. I mean, it's Rob Halford kind of. Let's do it. All right. Let's do a lineman pick. Here you go. Good one. This for Brady's new kidney? Yeah, that's right. Brady is pigma. Ah, there you go. It's 98. It's out of control now. Morning sickness. 98 all we got to do now, we're back in the groove. Get through Tuesday and Wednesday, and then Thursday happens and football's back again. This Tuesday, Wednesday break is. It's accelerating my weeks. Get through the two. This is like the weekend almost. And then you get to the good stuff. Football being back is just. I'm like a dog with a tennis ball right now. It's getting stuff done. Loving every second of it. Brady, about your pig kidney possibilities. Now that. That's a big news thing. Says Trevor emails and he says, the Lord is the alpha and omega. The Lord is the beginning and end. The Lord will create death to give Brady life. Pig kidneys for all. I agree with that. And then he said, now think of the best parts of having a pig kidney. We think about the benefits of Brady wanting pig inside of him his entire life and this cruelty fate that we thought pig would be what kills him. But in a. In a weird plot twist, a pig will be what saves you. And the best part is your dreams will finally come true that Muslims won't touch you ever again. It's over. The Muslim population that you've. That you've avoided your entire life because of the wrong gods.
- [84:00]
Brett
Or will that be more of a threat?
- [84:02]
Brady
Maybe you're a threat right now with your beliefs. Now that's true. Now you're super pig now. Can't touch now they can't even. They can't touch you. What? You've often said a world where a Muslim doesn't bump into me is a better world. And I'm like, yeah, I agree, Brady. That's nice. You shouldn't say that out loud.
- [84:19]
Brett
Can't help it.
- [84:20]
Brady
Every day I wish I was made of bacon to keep those muzzies away. I'm like, I don't think you can say that. But that's Brady talking, not me. I'm not. I don't mind. I just don't go near mosques and stuff just in case. So Ray fires over. You know how much crank that Flagon kid's gonna take in his life. I feel sorry for Flaggin's anus. Yeah, I did, too. I didn't say it to his dad, but I felt that way as well.
- [84:49]
John Holmberg
Let me just say that is one of the mild ones that are.
- [84:52]
Brady
Oh, I'm sure Flagon's not a name you want to give a kid. Flagon. I don't even know what that is, but it's too close to being just dreadful. Like the pretty good luck Flagan will.
- [85:05]
Brett
Only be in the circles that he can be comfortable with.
- [85:09]
Brady
Oh, Flagan's going to be in circles. All right. Jerks. Lots of them.
- [85:13]
Brett
Elite.
- [85:14]
Brady
Yep. But back to you and the Muslims. I think them touching you has been a. Like you. It's been an. But now. No, no, no, no. I'm. You should get a shirt that just says careful pig inside.
- [85:32]
Brett
I'll get it. Like the intel inside logo.
- [85:37]
Brady
I have the blood of a pig because it's technically filtered through a pig kidney when you get your pig kidney transplant. And that means you have the blood of the pig powered by swine. Oh, the Muslims will hate you. Powered by swine is solid. I like that. And you were. Before it was your caloric energy was powered by swine. Now your blood is literally to be filtered by pig parts. Brett, you're just gonna glow anti Muslim. This is great for you. Oh, my God. They're gonna aim planes directly at you. You're gonna be the trade center of Pigman.
- [86:18]
Brett
Is that a drone?
- [86:19]
Brady
These pig organs. I'm making calls for. For you today. You can bring back Porkopolis. Instead of having a barbecue restaurant, though. It'll just be an urgent care. This is going to be. I can't wait. Anyway, it's time now for Pigman to give us. I'm rooting for this so bad. And they would waste a pig kidney on you, right? I mean, I know they wasting. Well, I know they got to clear the cancer stuff, like you're free of it now, but they got to keep an eye on that for a while. Just make sure. Because, I mean, that's this two pound ball of cancer that was living in you happened in under a year, essentially.
- [86:54]
Brett
Well, we don't know that.
- [86:55]
Brady
Well, yeah, you do, because you get checked. Your kidneys get checked every year.
- [86:58]
Brett
Yeah, but that was the first time. It's kind of inside.
- [87:00]
Brady
That's what I'm saying.
- [87:01]
Brett
Yeah.
- [87:02]
Brady
That's what you're supposed to check with the kidneys is the inside. So it's been harvesting itself for a while, and it showed up fast.
- [87:10]
Brett
Yeah.
- [87:10]
Brady
When you think about it, if you're doing regular kidney checks, so they got to keep an eye on the rest of you to make sure none of that blossoms before they start stuffing the kidneys. But a pig kidney, it's like Doritos. There's tons of them. Jam one in there, they'll make more. Yeah, crunch all you want. We'll make more. I'm so excited for you and this new pig kidney idea. And isn't it great that it happens? And then the week After Brady gets his surgery, all the news is focused in on pig kidney transplants working. You don't even have to watch the news and root for kids to die anymore like you were doing.
- [87:47]
Brett
This is great.
- [87:49]
Brady
The anti Muslim white man kidney. It is awesome.
- [87:54]
Dick Toledo
Jihad this.
- [87:55]
Brady
Yeah, jihad my ass. And instead of intel inside, it just says pig inside. Oh, I want you to walk around. I bet you would, too. Mosques ask me about my pig kidney. I can like them. They all run inside and start on their rugs.
- [88:18]
Dick Toledo
You think he would have his Kovacs moment at a moment.
- [88:21]
Brady
Mosque. Asalaam alaikum. This guy. Dude. Pigman. Everyone inside, it's Pigman. They start playing that dreadful music that they listen to Brady just outside. Half man, half pig. Please do this. It's time for the Brady report. It's brought to you by our friends@allprochet.com. you can keep your pig organs in the shade nice and cool as the summer heat starts to wane a little bit. Even though we've got another month of the hot stuff. You can see the light at the end of the tunnel. And no, it's not a train. It's a glorious fall which awaits us, but it's still going to be 90 degrees for a while. And we jump into this a little early. But you put that shade in the backyard, you can drop your temperatures up to 15 to 20 degrees with all pro shade. Also, I learned this. You can control them from your phone. They have those options, too. Unreal. How much technology goes into putting shades up at your house. And you don't have to worry about them ripping off like in the olden days. And you don't have to worry about them looking like you've just built an ice cream shop in your backyard like old awnings used to look. These are fashionable. They look great. And the folks at All Prochade know what they're doing. Hop on at AllProched.com Brady reported.
- [89:36]
Brett
Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.
- [89:38]
Brady
Hello, world.
- [89:40]
Brett
Happy teddy bear.
- [89:42]
Brady
Ah, give my teddy a hug. Later today. Sorry, guys. I got a little gas.
- [89:52]
Brett
For my mom. International Box Wine Day.
- [89:55]
Brady
Oh, yeah, she's. She's celebrating.
- [89:59]
Brett
I don't know.
- [90:00]
Brady
Every day.
- [90:01]
Brett
Yeah, she is. Yes, you're right.
- [90:03]
Brady
Yeah. But again, poor wording. Is it international box wine Wine day or Box Wine International.
- [90:10]
Brett
International box.
- [90:12]
Brady
So it's all boxes from. From other countries.
- [90:15]
Brett
Yeah.
- [90:16]
Brady
Or it's box wine across.
- [90:18]
Brett
I don't think you can if you're. You're not celebrating. If you're getting something from Napa Valley.
- [90:22]
Brady
You don't. It's not regional, national or domestic Box Wine Day.
- [90:25]
Brett
You want a good French box wine.
- [90:27]
Brady
I think you're wrong. I just think it's bad English. But we'll go with what you say. International Box Wine Day means it's all over the world. World. But because it's poorly written, you're supposed to get your imported box wines. That's your. The gallows are out right now.
- [90:45]
Brett
A couple of basis fun facts. Johnny Knoxville was a stand in for Keanu Reeves during the filming of Bram Stoker's Dracula. And Johnny's real name is Philip John Clapp. He's born in Knoxville. Marvin Gardens on Monopoly. On the Monopoly board has always been misspelled. The actual neighborhood in New Jersey is spelled Mar V E N. But Monopoly did it Mar VI N. Parker Brothers apologized for the mistake in 1995.
- [91:19]
Brady
They could change it. No one would notice. Yep.
- [91:22]
Brett
It's also the only property on the board that's not located within Atlantic City.
- [91:28]
Brady
Oh, it's just a suburb today.
- [91:31]
Dick Toledo
Years old. When I learned that all of the locations are in Atlantic City.
- [91:34]
Brady
You didn't know that?
- [91:35]
Dick Toledo
Did not know that.
- [91:36]
Brady
No kidding.
- [91:37]
Dick Toledo
I thought it was like New York. Partly. In other places.
- [91:40]
Brady
Boardwalk.
- [91:41]
Dick Toledo
I understand. I understand what it is.
- [91:43]
Brady
It's.
- [91:44]
Dick Toledo
I just always thought it was those.
- [91:46]
Brady
Boardwalk. Yeah, it's monopolies. Like.
- [91:51]
Brett
Just one.
- [91:51]
Brady
Like the best part of it is Boardwalk. You're just walking around Atlantic City is all. All you're doing. You didn't know that? Nope. Interesting.
- [91:59]
Brett
Just 1.8% of Chinese women smoke tobacco. 44% of Chinese men, they don't call them cigarettes.
- [92:08]
Brady
They smoke like piles of tobacco.
- [92:10]
Brett
I think. Yeah. They have all sorts of different methods.
- [92:12]
Brady
How many Chinese women chew?
- [92:15]
Brett
1.8.
- [92:15]
Brady
No, no. How many are named chew? I'm sorry. I said that wrong again.
- [92:19]
Dick Toledo
Bad English.
- [92:20]
Brady
Sorry. Bad. 1.8% bad English. Brady thought that was hysterical. Please be a pigman for the show. Stop laughing so hard. You're killing me over here. For Christ's sake. If you were Pigman, I would never leave your side. I would. I would never listen to him laughing as this big time is pig dum. He's going to pop. Morning sickness. Medicate. Ku PD Holberg's morning sickness. What if you got pig parts and you're like, this is great. It's happening. And your CPAP doesn't fit anymore because your snout points up. Now he has to turn it upside down.
- [93:15]
Brett
Yeah.
- [93:16]
Brady
Ever since I put in those damn pig parts. Why I'm furious.
- [93:21]
Brett
Ears start Pointing.
- [93:24]
Brady
Kirby, did you do your homework? Hey, man, back off. I'm trying to get some re. Re. Dad's mad again, man.
- [93:32]
Brett
You're not gonna believe this. My D's a curly, curly Q.
- [93:37]
Brady
This D starts to spiral look. That's weird, man. You shouldn't be showing me that. I know, but it's like a. Why don't you show mom? She doesn't want to see it.
- [93:54]
Dick Toledo
Never has.
- [93:54]
Brady
Yeah, she doesn't know what the old one looked like.
- [93:59]
Brett
2025 is on track for the worst year ever in product recalls. Product recalls in the US have risen nearly 40% over the past five years. With 312 recalls already issued. For the first seven months of 2024. Five top hazards. Fire, burns and heat related explosions. Mostly the battery stuff.
- [94:25]
Brady
Oh, geez.
- [94:27]
John Holmberg
That's still going on.
- [94:27]
Brett
Toys, accessories.
- [94:29]
Brady
Horrifying. Yeah.
- [94:30]
Brett
Choking or 6% dangers due to detachable faulty parts. 6%. You're talking about losses for the companies between 10 million and 50 million.
- [94:48]
Brady
Geez. Well, they should have a better gauge on how much they're losing. 10 to 50 millions are pretty.
- [94:54]
Brett
It's a pretty wide major recall so far in 2025. Millions of Bowflex dumbbells, expandable hoses, Shark ninja pressure cookers, defective appliances that have been pulled. After hundreds of injuries, including burns, broken bones, fingertip amputations.
- [95:13]
Brady
Yikes. And fairness to Toledo's lack of Monopoly knowledge, Scott Haynes points out. Come on, give the guy a break. It's a family board game. Very true. That's true. You never really grew up with that. You and your mom play Monopoly together? Probably didn't last long.
- [95:32]
Dick Toledo
This is a two, two person Monopoly game.
- [95:34]
Brady
Two person Monopoly is terribly boring. You've already got a Monopoly, right? You got a duopoly to start.
- [95:42]
Brett
I got a couple of wild America.
- [95:44]
Brady
Stories I always used to like. I would say, how about I just buy you out? Yeah, and Monopoly is also another thing where the most realistic thing about Monopoly is somebody's stealing. If you ever watch Monopoly with families, there's always a guy. My dad used to do it. He'd take from the bank and put some. We'd catch him like you're. You just took two 1 0s out of there. No, no, I passed go. No, you didn't. Not even close. No, that's mine. He would just steal.
- [96:11]
John Holmberg
You're still on Indiana Avenue, pal.
- [96:13]
Brady
Yeah. What are you doing? You're by just parking. You haven't passed anything. Jerk. And he would always win. And I'm like, you steal? I accused me of Stealing, God damn it. Like I watched you do it. How dare you. Three hours we'd play. You ever play Monopoly with a family? Oh, you guys had to like make family game nights regular. Did you play Monopoly?
- [96:35]
Brett
Yeah. Monopoly, Risk.
- [96:40]
Brady
The family played Risk.
- [96:41]
Brett
Wow. No, that was mostly with my friends.
- [96:42]
Brady
I was gonna say the family gathered around with the Allies and the Axes of evil was probably not.
- [96:47]
Brett
Cards were a big.
- [96:50]
Brady
I want to be the axes of Evil. All right. Brady's Germany did on it.
- [96:56]
Brett
Uno Yuker, hearts, car.
- [96:58]
John Holmberg
A lot of cards of spades.
- [97:00]
Brady
Doing a lot of that. My grandpa used to do that. Like euchre in that was like a big deal.
- [97:05]
Brett
Hello, my friends.
- [97:06]
Brady
That's what he talked about. I'm not sure I ever saw him playing. It was brought up a lot.
- [97:13]
Brett
Misty Combs is a registered nurse, lives in Whitesburg, Kentucky. She saved the life of a baby race raccoon. Oh, there's a couple raccoons in a dumpster gorging on fermented peaches. Got a little drunk and there was enough liquid on the bottom of the dumpster that raccoon drowned.
- [97:35]
Brady
Oh, my goodness.
- [97:36]
Brett
She pulled it out.
- [97:39]
Brady
What was she doing?
- [97:40]
Brett
Cpr. Someone found the raccoon in the room, brought it into.
- [97:43]
Brady
She didn't go dumpster. I didn't find a raccoon.
- [97:46]
Brett
Yep.
- [97:47]
Brady
All right.
- [97:49]
Brett
The dumpster happened to be in the back of the Kentucky Mist Moonshine wow Distillery.
- [97:55]
Brady
It was gonna run into some alcohol.
- [97:57]
Brett
And it did. And she applied the CPR and revived the raccoon.
- [98:02]
Brady
No kidding. To terrorize more trash later. Good for her. Maybe parts will come out of that too. And Brady can be also like woodland creature man and pigman all together. I think this is all good.
- [98:15]
Brett
Got a four year old kid in Alexander County, North Carolina, was playing in the sandbox at recess at the daycare center he was at and got bit by a copperhead in the sandbox. In the sandbox? Copperhead got under the fence.
- [98:29]
Brady
Wow.
- [98:31]
Brett
But the daycare worker at the time checked the hand and the fingers started to swell up. He thought it might be a splinter. They contacted the families. Wait, it's either a splinter or did he break his finger?
- [98:46]
Brady
Time out. The kid was bitten by a snake. And no one knew.
- [98:53]
Brett
That's according to the school. The school should have lied. A guy at the school. There's a either the worker at the school killed the copperhead.
- [99:02]
Brady
They're acting like lessons in that area. Gotcha.
- [99:04]
Brett
And it was. And they said, oh, it's a broken finger or a splinter. Let's treat this. The kid's okay?
- [99:09]
Brady
Okay, sure.
- [99:10]
Brett
But the parents came to pick up the kid and took him to the hospital. Like, why didn't you call 91 1?
- [99:17]
Brady
Right. Just busted first. Right.
- [99:18]
Brett
Even if it was a broken finger.
- [99:20]
Brady
Did they suck out the poison?
- [99:23]
Brett
No, he's.
- [99:24]
Brady
They just. They just let him have it. How did they find out it was a copperhead?
- [99:31]
Brett
They put the two and two together while the one guy you know killed the snake in the playground area.
- [99:35]
Brady
Yeah.
- [99:36]
Brett
And then secondly, looking at going to the hospital and they figured out that's not splinter. It's not br.
- [99:41]
Brady
Broken. Okay, I'm confused and I think you might be as well.
- [99:43]
Brett
Okay.
- [99:44]
Brady
The people at the school were lying when they said it was a splinter or a broken finger. They knew it was.
- [99:49]
Brett
They were trying to. They were trying to make an excuse why they didn't call 9 one time out.
- [99:54]
Brady
Listen to what I'm saying.
- [99:55]
Brett
Yeah.
- [99:55]
Brady
The people at the school are lying. They knew it was a snake the whole time. They didn't want the parents to think the kid got bit by a snake, so they made up a story that said he busted his finger. That's why they didn't call 91 1.
- [100:06]
Brett
Yeah.
- [100:07]
Brady
Or.
- [100:07]
Brett
Or they just were the reason why.
- [100:09]
Brady
They didn't call because why would you go looking for a snake afterwards?
- [100:13]
Brett
Yeah.
- [100:13]
Dick Toledo
Unless you had something.
- [100:14]
Brady
Yeah, that story is incomplete because the truth of the matter is that school's like, don't tell the parents and don't call 91 1. Just say you fell down.
- [100:21]
Brett
Well, they're looking into the school now. They're gonna investigate.
- [100:24]
Brady
So the kids said later I didn't fall. What happened? Flagging. I got bit by a snake in the sandbox and no one was paying attention to me. And when I told everybody, they flipped. Flagon. Is that real? Uh huh. Then later they killed the snake with the shovel outside and put it in the trash and hid it. You can still find the snake in the trash. I'm dizzy. Oh, Flagon. And then they took Flag into the hospital. Like, oh yeah, there's two little pokes here. He got bit by something. I told you guys. Can I have my lemonade now and maybe take a long nap? I feel weird. Yeah, you don't get dizzy and start hallucinating when you get a splinter. Flag. And went home feeling a little bit off. The school is lying. Why am I the only one that sees things?
- [101:11]
Brett
Oh no, they saw it. They're just basically trying to think like I'm talking.
- [101:15]
Brady
I'm not talking about them seeing it. I'M talking about us seeing the story. Like that story is so terribly fake. Fabricated by those school people to save their own asses.
- [101:24]
Brett
And. And that is the. I didn't relay the point of the story. The parents were concerned. I'm like, why wouldn't you call 9 1?
- [101:32]
Brady
They were lying. Yeah, they were covering their tracks. They don't like to think they weren't seeing these bitten by rattlesnakes in the sandbox. What kind of operation you running? You got rattlesnakes in your sand, Copperhead? All right, whatever. I don't care what it is. You got a snake in the sandbox and the kid gets bit by it. I'm not telling the parents. If I can get. If I can get away with that, I'm lying too.
- [101:57]
Brett
We don't have him in school.
- [101:58]
Brady
If I was babysitting Kirby and she's 17, I'd be giving her 100 bucks a week for the next 10 years to just say, shut up about that whole thing. But getting bit by a snake at my house.
- [102:08]
Brett
His dry bite. He's okay.
- [102:10]
Brady
I'll pay for your rabies treatments. I'm sorry about that whole squirrel bite. Let's not tell your mom and dad, though, right?
- [102:17]
Brett
That's your wild America.
- [102:18]
Brady
Well, that's crazy.
- [102:22]
Brett
A new study found that music can help alleviate motion so sickness. What kind the best music to relieve your car sickness? Great question, John. Gonna joyful pop music.
- [102:36]
Brady
Yeah.
- [102:36]
Brett
Happy Pharrell. Can't stop the feeling. Justin Timberlake. Shake it off.
- [102:43]
Brady
Oh, little Taylor Swift swizzle.
- [102:45]
John Holmberg
She's gonna be in there.
- [102:46]
Brett
Auna matata was effective also from it means no worries.
- [102:53]
Brady
That makes it so your tummy doesn't hurt when you're in the car. Yeah, my friend Anthony does that. He has car sickness. And we'll just play Hakuna matata.
- [103:04]
Brett
We had a Ferris Bueller moment that happened in Miami. It's back in June. But they finally got the video and the kids in trouble. He was a valet. Augusto Cesar Sedino Trozo was parking a black Audi sedan and decided to take it for a little joyride. They captured it on video a couple months later. Hey, that didn't get parked immediately.
- [103:30]
Brady
No, it did not go to a slot.
- [103:38]
Brett
And KFC is releasing an official line of jelly beans, which you won't be able to get until March of next year because they roll them out just before Easter. Each bag has three flavors. Fried chicken, sweet corn, and gravy.
- [103:58]
Brady
Those days are over for you, buddy.
- [104:03]
Brett
And they must be rolling it out the News today because it's the colonel's birthday.
- [104:08]
Brady
Oh, it is. Oh man, this was a big day for you back in the time.
- [104:14]
Dick Toledo
Get this costume.
- [104:15]
Brady
Get Brady as an inflatable kidney for the night of the singing Dead. Meathead just sent over an inflatable Porky Pig and said this has to. I think this is what you need to wear.
- [104:24]
Dick Toledo
Attach a kidney to pork kidney.
- [104:26]
Brady
Yeah, put a kidney on the back. Just hang kidney beans on his hand. Freddie, your new laugh is killing me.
- [104:35]
Brett
I can't help it.
- [104:37]
Brady
Something's. I love that daycares. Lie to the parents about a copperhead.
- [104:45]
Brett
We're shut down.
- [104:45]
Brady
If this comes out, we're lose our jobs. Kill the snake, bury it. Tell the kid he's got a splinter.
- [104:50]
Dick Toledo
What are you doing?
- [104:52]
Brady
Hi guys. Yeah, what is it, Flagon? I got bit by a snake in the sandbox. No way. Yeah, he did. It's over here. Okay, don't tell him they've had to put him in it. They had to put him in a little room. I want follow ups on this story because I had to put him to the room and go, what are we gonna tell your parents? Then I fell down and the teeter totter has splinters. And I got two of them right here and here.
- [105:12]
Dick Toledo
Okay, say it.
- [105:13]
Brady
One. Tell me again. I'm gonna play the part of your dad. Flagon. Hey, Flagon, how was your day at daycare? It's fine. What happened to your finger, buddy? I got bit by it. Nope, nope, nope. Start again. Flagan, we talked about this. Do you want my money? Yeah. All right, then you got to tell the story, right? How do you break your finger from a splinter? Flagon, just follow along. Don't outsmart the smart people, okay?
- [105:40]
Dick Toledo
You're gonna be a problem.
- [105:44]
Brett
I got a couple of Brady videos.
- [105:46]
Brady
Knock it stiff.
- [105:47]
Brett
First one I've got a replacement potential for the Brady report. Do you have that one?
- [105:53]
Brady
Huh?
- [105:54]
Dick Toledo
What replacement?
- [105:56]
Brett
Yeah, the. The news one that I sent you.
- [105:58]
Dick Toledo
That's the second one.
- [105:59]
Brady
You sent me a potential.
- [106:00]
Brett
First one is a. Okay.
- [106:02]
Brady
Oh, this is a girl who is going to replace you.
- [106:05]
Brett
Yeah.
- [106:06]
Brady
Is this the if. Oh, she's doing lotto numbers. The 54 year old suspect is still in the Dallas county jail this Evening with a 250,000. 250,000. I'm sorry, 250. 100,000.
- [106:21]
Brett
A quarter of a million.
- [106:24]
Brady
I'm sorry, a quarter of a million. The her, she's hot though. The difference between get away with it. Yeah, she can do it. County jail this Evening with a 250,000. 250,000. I'm sorry. 250. Hundred thousand a quarter. This goes back to what Brady can. All right, listen. This is Brady doing the exact Same story in 2019.
- [106:48]
Brett
Total of $139,000. 283 and 16 cents.
- [106:54]
Brady
That's not a thing at all.
- [106:55]
Brett
Total of $139,000. 283. 83 and 16 cents.
- [107:00]
Brady
That's just numbers.
- [107:05]
Brett
I don't want to wear a butt plug.
- [107:07]
Brady
I'm sorry. I just had to play that one. Go ahead. What's next? A bull.
- [107:12]
Brett
The bull. We could shoot the first one. I forgot about that one.
- [107:15]
Brady
Okay. Guy working at a. Oh, no. It's one of those weird, like, conveyor belt roller belts. He's on the rollers steel. It's hot steel. Like Laffy Taffy. It just attacks him. Oh, it's shaped just like Laffy Taffy. And it just melts that man. Oh, my God, he's done. What's he doing? Where the hot steel goes? You're not supposed to get up there, Hank. It's coming down the track. I see it. Oh, geez. Anyway, again, Pigman survives.
- [107:52]
Brett
And the last one is.
- [107:55]
Brady
Toro.
- [107:56]
Brett
And fuego.
- [107:57]
Brady
He's on fire. The horns. Oh, his horns are in flame. He's running around. A bad circus in the worst country ever. That in jail. Why is everyone behind bars? Yeah, they've lit the bull on fire and set him free in the crowd. Cuz this is evidently entertainment for horrible countries. Is this Mexico? Got it. To be. This is only fun in Mexico.
- [108:19]
Brett
It looks like Mexico.
- [108:20]
Brady
It has to be. Well, the way that everybody's in cages, it looks like Mexico. I agree with br.
- [108:26]
Brett
Yeah, it feels like Mexico.
- [108:31]
Brady
It has a Mexico type vibe, doesn't it? Yeah. No, he's right. It feels very much like la pinata on a Thursday. Just trying to get patrons in the door. Sorry, Brit. I don't mean to make you giggle. All right, Brett, what do you got?
- [108:49]
John Holmberg
All right, we'll start off with this one here.
- [108:52]
Brady
Oh, my God. Somebody just said this. Somebody said. I just realized Pigman can't do the pie eating contest coming up here in a couple weeks. You're not allowed to do that this year.
- [109:02]
Brett
What is the pie eating?
- [109:04]
Brady
Storm drain. Storm drain pies every year coming up. You're like the.
- [109:07]
Brett
No judging.
- [109:08]
Brady
Yes. No.
- [109:09]
Brett
The Clarice.
- [109:10]
Brady
For that you're not getting.
- [109:10]
Brett
No, I won't. I won't do it.
- [109:12]
Brady
Doctor's gonna go. Sure. Eat as much pie as you'd like, pig man. Thanks, doc. You're not allowed to do it. He's right. Well, that's.
- [109:23]
Brett
Shut your mouth.
- [109:24]
Brady
No, you can't do storm drain pie eating anymore. Somebody else has to take it over.
- [109:29]
Dick Toledo
Yep.
- [109:30]
Brady
Pass it. Pass the torch. Don't say that to Kirby. Don't pass. Don't say that to Kirby. So, yeah, man. Pass the torch. Give it to Kirby.
- [109:40]
Brett
She'll do it.
- [109:41]
Brady
She will eat the pie. Don't say that either. Let's just stay away from Kirby on this one.
- [109:46]
Brett
I don't think they'll allow her to do it. Adult only.
- [109:51]
John Holmberg
Really gonna let Laser take this away from you?
- [109:53]
Brady
Laser? Can happen. Yet another cool thing in the neighborhood goes Laser's direction.
- [109:57]
Brett
Son of a.
- [109:58]
Brady
We think Laser would do it.
- [109:59]
Brett
Oh, yeah?
- [110:00]
Brady
Does he go to the storm drain pie eating contest?
- [110:03]
Brett
Yeah, he's been there.
- [110:05]
Brady
Everybody has.
- [110:05]
Brett
Not every time your son.
- [110:07]
Brady
Everybody has to go.
- [110:07]
Brett
He's got a pretty good attendance.
- [110:09]
Brady
Oh, you keep track of that? Yeah, he didn't show up last year. We do.
- [110:12]
Brett
Roll call.
- [110:13]
Brady
Snot, you got a little something hanging out of your nose there.
- [110:18]
Brett
Yeah, I'm sorry.
- [110:18]
Brady
It's a new thing. Can't contain it. All right, go ahead, Brett.
- [110:22]
John Holmberg
I will start with this one.
- [110:23]
Brady
Asian girl putting on gray makeup on her cheek. Oh, she put balls on her cheek. Oh, that's hilarious. And another girl painted a penis on her cheek. And they put their heads together, and then one started spitting milk out. That's great. Good work.
- [110:39]
Dick Toledo
We think it's milk.
- [110:40]
Brady
That is such an inventive culture. Excellent work, ladies. That's fun. Here's E.T.
- [110:46]
John Holmberg
Hand.
- [110:47]
Dick Toledo
Yikes.
- [110:47]
Brady
Oh, God. It's a girl with a crab hand masturbating. Oh, God.
- [110:51]
Dick Toledo
That's that news girl. That San Diego news woman.
- [110:55]
Brady
Oh, she's all goofy. Oh, she's got huge. She's got two huge fingers. And, like, E.T. she's masturbating with her E.T. hands. I'll be right here. Idiot. Turn on your hard light. Sound wherever you go.
- [111:21]
Brett
Oh.
- [111:22]
Brady
Oh, God. This is a. What the hell?
- [111:25]
Brett
What in hell is that?
- [111:28]
Brady
Yeah, it's Jeopardy. Something's gonna come out of that hole on the bottom. So this is an upside down vagina. Testicles. Oh, gross. Wait, Sarah, it's a urethra. There's a vibrator on what looks to be a scrotum, but under the scrotum is an escape hatch of some sort. And that thing's making milk.
- [111:49]
Dick Toledo
I don't think he's got the he.
- [111:50]
Brett
Lost his manhood twig anymore.
- [111:52]
Dick Toledo
He's only got the berries right I.
- [111:54]
Brady
Think this is in that medical hermaphrodite category where it's kind of all mix up down there. The urethra is coming out of the taint. Am I right about that? I think so.
- [112:05]
John Holmberg
I'm trying to figure it out and.
- [112:06]
Brady
Then it just pukes. Brady, calm down. I like that Jeopardy's playing because nobody knows the answer to this Daily double. And now it's time for the video Daily Double.
- [112:26]
John Holmberg
And we'll end up with this one.
- [112:28]
Brady
All right, it's a lady with a gigantic. Time to initiate this. Oh, sorry.
- [112:34]
John Holmberg
Don't give the volume, cuz.
- [112:35]
Brady
I'm the lady sitting on a gigantic sex toy. And I mean, it's three and a half feet. She. This can't be happening.
- [112:42]
Brett
That's a.
- [112:43]
Brady
It's up to her heart.
- [112:45]
Dick Toledo
Elephant.
- [112:46]
Brady
I don't know, Brady. They have babies. Those things are pretty resilient. Something came out. Big finish. How did that toy make. How did that toy. Little Debbie? That girl.
- [113:06]
John Holmberg
I don't know.
- [113:06]
Brett
That's.
- [113:07]
John Holmberg
I love the grand finale.
- [113:14]
Brady
Oh, one more time.
- [113:26]
Brett
Yeah, well, I'm not getting the pig kidney.
- [113:29]
Brady
Yeah, just don't go. Why do you want to live with these people? They're all around us. Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh, he's got that going on. There's kids named Flagging that are going to grow into adults. This is not a place for you anymore, Pigman. Oh, that was hilarious. And I don't know why I didn't expect expect all that mayo to come out.
- [113:55]
Brett
Why?
- [113:56]
Brady
I don't know where it came from.
- [114:00]
Brett
Yeah, she's holding it in.
- [114:01]
Brady
Well, holding something, I guess. She wasn't holding anything in.
- [114:05]
Dick Toledo
No, she couldn't.
- [114:07]
Brady
No, that garage. That door was open. Oh, yeah. She wasn't clinching a thing.
- [114:12]
John Holmberg
It's a hangar at Sky Harbor.
- [114:14]
Brady
Yeah, you could put a Piper 181 in there. One of them garage doors that Tasha and the genie make. There you go, everybody. I need a bag. I'm gonna go barf, but I'm gonna giggle while I do it. That is your Brady report. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. Kupdh. Kupd. I'm in this back and forth on my emails with a guy who very upset about our story the other day about the. The guy that was the. What would Brady do where the guy's 20 or the girl's 20 and she's dating a 16 year old son. And we said that was creepy because it is. And then the other one was where like saying some.
- [115:04]
Brett
You were saying Something's wrong with the girl.
- [115:06]
Brady
Yeah, something's wrong with a girl. Like a 20 year old girl doesn't want to date down age.
- [115:09]
Brett
But I was saying that that age gap is. It's right on the bubble.
- [115:13]
Brady
Yeah, but this guy's very upset about that. He says he's questioning his morality that we were joking about. About which we were. And I said it with. All I said was it's more socially acceptable. And it is. I mean, we had songs. Christine, 16. And she's 16. You're beautiful. Yeah, yeah, she's 16 years old. I. I'm not saying I agree with it. I was just saying it's more socially accepted. That's just a fact. It doesn't mean it's right. It just means any. And he's like, what don't you understand? I'm like, he's been listening forever. And I'm like, I'm sure you've laughed at something horrible that's been said in the past. Every day we say something that could trigger someone. And it got me thinking about these Epstein files that came out and I was reading about them yesterday and some. Somebody on, I don't know if it was the House or the Senate or whatever, made gigantic cards of the birthday card that Trump made, that naked lady card that they're making a big deal. It's called a birthday book. And a bunch of people signed it. And it got me thinking of all the things I've seen signed and birthday community birthday cards. If those become legal, like fodder or some sort of a court case evidence, I'm doomed. I write horrible stuff in people's birthday cards. I didn't know that that would ever. Who saves them?
- [116:26]
Brett
Really funny at the time.
- [116:28]
Brady
Who saves birthdays? Wait, especially guy like Epstein. Why is he saving a bunch of stuff? Wasn't he hiding? What are you doing? But yeah, I mean, I get like imagine. I mean, what was this? 25, 26 years ago, he signed a birthday card and wrote something stupid in it. About what? You know, the jokes you tell about this dude. And he's like, ah, I deal with this jacket. I've signed birthday cards of people I don't even like. And I'd write something stupid in there. That dude might be the next Epstein. And the next thing you know, they're digging around birthday cards. And I drew a naked lady as a joke. Good Lord. I don't know if Trump was joking or not. There's another picture of him and it's kind of of funny where he's getting A check. And Epstein's handing him a $22,500 check for depreciated redacted name, which I think is kind of the P word. And it didn't even bet on the girl. Like they're making jokes about selling a woman to Trump for 22 grand. I think is what they're implying. Got me thinking again. How many pictures have I posed in my. And all these Instagram people think of all the pictures you've taken that don't mean anything thing now. That's why I hate social media. I always say it's a viper in your pocket. Sure, it seems fine today, but 10 years from now when I take a picture of myself with some guy is like, I took pictures years ago with the zombie killer and I didn't even know it. People were sending it to me after he got arrested. You were friends with him. No, I wasn't.
- [117:53]
John Holmberg
All the shows we've been doing, we've taken pictures of people at you fest and everything else.
- [117:57]
Brady
Oh, thank you. Yeah, there's been terrible human beings we've put our arms around and went, great, have a great day. I don't know when that become. I'm just going to stop Native Americans, you were right. Pictures steal your soul. It's time to stop doing them. I don't want any of them. I'm going to need like a resume and a background check to just do a photograph with people from now on. That's horrifying. A birthday card from 30 years ago is suddenly in Congress. Is like, told you I, I'm going to jail a hundred thousand times over for, for just for here. Stuff that was written on birthday cards can be held against you three decades later. Oh, I'm done. I used to sign for like when people were kids and they'd give me those kids that thought I was Rick Heller for the Diamondbacks. All I wrote on the baseball were horrible advice. Well, no, great advice in some cases is like, never date a flat chested woman, avoid STDs. I gave those kids baseballs when poor Rick Heller for me because I signed someone else's name. But now what if one of these kids, like becomes some sort of serial killer, the flat chested murderer. And they turn to Rick Heller and go, you did this. Think I'm what? Yeah, 25 years ago you signed his baseball. Never date a flat chested woman. A little kid looked at that ball and looked at me and then looked at the ball and got on the bus. I don't know. He didn't probably Agree with it. But, you know, I guarantee a baseball player agrees with that. Never date one. Yeah, but I mean, the kid didn't do his research. He was just letting any grown up nearby sign baseballs. That's a mistake in itself. Avoiding STDs. That's a pretty solid one. Rick Heller has some good advice with all around. Yeah, that's a pretty good one there. I had an adult ask me if I was Jay Buhner once at a Mariners game that he was playing in. Like. Yeah, I just started wandering up in the crowd for a second in different clothes. Be right back.
- [120:05]
John Holmberg
Back in the outfield.
- [120:06]
Brady
Yeah. Buy me a beer. I gotta get out there real quick. I just popped up to say hi to the fans. I'm real interactive. Jay Buhner. I don't want to be too showy. So I took the Mariners gear off and I rolled around in the. What are you, an idiot?
- [120:17]
Brett
We're out of hoodies in the dugout.
- [120:19]
Brady
Yeah. Are you Keith Jardine? No, the guy in the ring is. Why would he be here, too? You're an idiot. But, yeah. So, yeah. Be careful what you're writing. Birthday cards are now the new Me Too movement. Remember in the MeToo movement when I suggested all you do to your female coworkers say the word acknowledge and walk away? They're keeping score. Evidently, birthday cards are the same. We're passing around a birthday card. It's Emily's birthday. No, I won't even put my name on that. Just. Or just start signing a false name. You seem. Okay, question mark. And then sign your name underneath it. I don't know if that's. If that's a nice birthday greeting.
- [121:00]
Brett
So it was his. It was the birthday card to Epstein.
- [121:03]
Brady
Some sort of weird birthday book they were keeping track of. And everybody was writing down birthday messages to him. And then Donald Trump gave him a. Like a letter. But they have a birthday Clinton. And they signed a birthday book. Oh, no, it's him.
- [121:15]
Brett
Okay.
- [121:16]
Brady
But Clinton signed the birthday book. And all these people are in it because, dude, no one knew. He was a super powerful person who. You know, it's like, we had Jared on the show. We didn't know we were joking around with Jared about eating stuff and having a good time with Jared. And now you go back and listen. It doesn't age. Age well to be palling around with Jared for a day, does it? But you don't blame Subway and you don't blame people who knew him. Was Jared what done it. Now, if you find out that the dude was Doing terrible things. And. Yeah, you got it. I don't know who's doing what, but. So it's somebody out there today I'm talking to is going to get a birthday card for someone in the office. Just keep it innocuous.
- [122:04]
Brett
If you got a birthday card from Jared today, wish you a happy birthday, what would you do with it?
- [122:10]
Brady
I'd frame that today.
- [122:13]
Brett
That's what I'm saying.
- [122:14]
Brady
All the damage is done. Jared sent me a birthday card today for no reason. Hey, I remember doing the show. You were great to me. Signed Jared. Maybe if he wrote, you were always good to me, I'd throw that out. Like, no, I wasn't. I didn't know. Know now that I know. But I would probably keep. I'd show everybody. Jared sent me a birthday card. He was going through his archives of recordings and evidently had a really nice time with us. I thought he'd shoot me a note. Now.
- [122:42]
Brett
I wouldn't never forget eating that Krispy Kreme.
- [122:45]
Brady
Oh, yeah. No, it's. There's. Look. Been friends with people that, like, have done things. You don't even know it. And when you find out you can't be friends him. That's why you got to. I didn't know that you could, like. I don't think anybody in 1996 was signing a birthday card for anyone thinking, what if they become like, the world's most. Most notorious pedophile? That's what you got to think.
- [123:09]
John Holmberg
I guess now at the top of your mind, it needs to be now.
- [123:12]
Brady
I guess that needs to be. So while you're signing Ed's card for his birthday.
- [123:16]
John Holmberg
I'm not signing that.
- [123:17]
Brady
You just. You just think to yourself, what if someday this man becomes the world's most notorious, notorious kid diddler.
- [123:24]
John Holmberg
I'm not. Not signing it.
- [123:25]
Brady
And I know he's got. And probably he saves all of his birthday cards, man. I got a few of them floating out there. Who saves birthday cards?
- [123:34]
Brett
That's what I'm saying. Like, where did that come from? Was that out of Epstein's?
- [123:38]
Brady
Was it a file or the birthday book? I mean, I guess the birthday book is probably your birthday card. Nobody's gonna save. But you think about it. If you. We got Trump, Clinton, Obama. These are all the birthday book. I mean, think about who signed that thing. You don't throw that away. That's worth millions of dollars. And Trump happened to draw a naked lady and talk about buying chicks. And Trump was a whore. Our president was an absolute whore. He's not the only One, he was a Playboy. No. So he had Playboy moves back in the 90s. He didn't know he was going to be president. Yeah. Just don't sign birthday. Just. Elimination of birth. I eliminated cards from my life years ago. It's the biggest waste of time ever to get somebody a card. Doesn't mean anything. Somebody else wrote it. It's plagiarism. It's just. I've been saying this for years. It's like you're somebody else's thoughts and you put your name on the bottom of it. Meaningless. Somehow or another that got some sort of. You didn't even get me a car. The card can just say thank you. That's nice. You can also write that on a piece of paper somehow.
- [124:45]
Brett
How?
- [124:45]
Brady
It's not as meaningful unless you spend 449 on it. I don't do cards. I will never get you a card. Count on it.
- [124:54]
John Holmberg
Thank you.
- [124:54]
Brett
I got a couple of cards.
- [124:55]
Brady
Yeah.
- [124:55]
Brett
During this whole process for your surgery and stuff. Mostly it's funny because, like, friends of my parents.
- [125:01]
Brady
Sure.
- [125:02]
Brett
That's that generation.
- [125:03]
Brady
Oh, yeah. They love cards. And the card says nothing of their own thoughts.
- [125:07]
Brett
Well, one had a naked lady.
- [125:08]
Brady
And when we get back to it, we're going to start pounding these again, big boy. Anyway, don't sign the birthday card today. Just when that goes through, it's a hard pass. You sign it yourself, put my name in it. But you can't authenticate the signature. I didn't actually sign that. I'm not for this. Whose birthday's coming up? Fitz is coming up right around the corner. No cards. And if you do sign it, line.
- [125:42]
John Holmberg
Hands was, I think yesterday or day before or something like that.
- [125:44]
Brady
Here's what. Here's the. Here's the agreed upon phrase to write in the birthday card. Everyone has a birthday congratulations and then sign your name. That's it. You cannot go to jail for that. You can't get wrapped up in anything for that. Don't draw naked ladies. Don't try to be funny. It can haunt you three decades from now.
- [126:03]
John Holmberg
Just imagine the stuff you signed in yearbooks and stuff back in the day, too.
- [126:06]
Brady
Oh, man. Have a great, great summer, Jeffrey Dahmer. It was awesome to be with you in English. You're a killer, man. You're a killer, bro. You're the funniest dude I've ever known. I can't wait to meet your wife someday. Hey, look at you, man. It's God Damer. How you doing, brother? You're a freak. See, in jail Bro, me, too. Everything you believe, I believe. Believe, Jeff. We're the same. So far. Nobody in my high school and there were a lot of people ended up killing anyone. A couple of guys I know went to jail. I signed this kid Tony's. I signed his yearbook and I signed my friend Todd's yearbook. And they were in jail for a while. I don't think I know anybody else. I know one of the guys that played football. I signed his yearbook. He got stabbed at a strip club. Club.
- [127:02]
John Holmberg
Damn.
- [127:03]
Brady
Yeah. He was a super football player. And then was on the news that he got stabbed. And it turned out he was in the bathroom. He was the dude running the mints. And when I saw the name, I'm like, there can't be two of those. I don't want to give it away because I don't want people. If Casey's got a job where now he's normal.
- [127:25]
John Holmberg
Sprayed your car while you're walking out.
- [127:27]
Brady
And stuff like that. Shoot you with some Fahrenheit and give you a chicklet and ask for things. Three bucks. But yeah, he got. When I saw his name, I'm like, there's only one of those. Like, he got stabbed in a strip club bathroom. And then you read the story and it turned out he was the attendant giving out mints. Anyway. Don't send birthday cards. Don't. It could be you may be working with the next Epstein or the next serial killer. Who knows who's in your office. Somebody out there is working with them. Or murderer. There's a lot of unsolved crimes in this city you don't want to get caught in.
- [128:00]
Brett
Their birthday card got me thinking about signing the yearbook.
- [128:04]
Brady
And you always sign jackass stuff. You write something stupid.
- [128:07]
Brett
Eat more bacon.
- [128:08]
Brady
Yeah, That's a good one.
- [128:10]
Brett
I love you.
- [128:12]
Brady
That's bad. If it's a pedophile or a murderer later on. I love you. What does this mean, Mr. Bogan? And nobody can fake your handwriting. The only people that can do Brady's handwriting are four. They just learned.
- [128:24]
John Holmberg
Pretty close.
- [128:25]
Brady
You're right.
- [128:25]
John Holmberg
Pretty close. Yeah.
- [128:26]
Brady
You both have horrific hand. Terrible. I love you.
- [128:31]
Brett
Remember to floss.
- [128:34]
Brady
That could be a joke that the guy's the. He was notorious for knocking kids teeth out and doing terrible things to their faces. And then there you are. Right in that.
- [128:42]
Brett
Come and get me.
- [128:45]
Brady
All right. Well, that's not the attitude I was expecting. We got hot releases coming up in just moments. Happy birthday. That's as much as you're getting out of us. It's 98 it's out of control now. 98 KUPD. There you go. Linkin park. Post concert. Psyching rock right there from Lincoln Park. I've gotten good reviews from the people that have seen that show. They seemingly loved the new singer. The band is tight. We know that. Like Brett just said to me off there, he's like, not a huge Lincoln park, can't wait to run and see him.
- [129:30]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [129:31]
Brady
Live thing. I'm kind of the same way. I love. I like them, right? But I'm not gonna, you know, bang my head against the wall to get there. Yeah, I was going to go to a dinner with the guys who work with them, for God's sakes. They weren't even going to the show.
- [129:45]
Brett
Really?
- [129:46]
Brady
Well, no, they wanted to go to dinner at like 6:30. And I'm like, didn't the show start? Yeah, shows like 8 or 9.
- [129:51]
John Holmberg
I've been there, done that.
- [129:52]
Brady
They had no interest in like being there. They. And I said traveling with them.
- [129:55]
Brett
I even said, go to every show.
- [129:57]
Brady
I'll meet you guys downtown. And they're like, no, we go anywhere you want. I'm like, don't you need to be close to the venue? No, they just dropping them off like kids and they'll come back when the show's over and pick them up. Then I got cement my eye and I couldn't go. Speaking of birthday cards, everybody, guy says that just as you guys went to commercial, an anniversary card got slapped down on my desk. Guy's been here for 22 years and everybody's sharing little drawings and saying, congratulations. And I just wrote, good job, Alex. The side eyes I'm getting in this office are hysterical. That's right. You didn't go out of your way for it. This guy says, God forbid someone gained access to your emails. Boy, is that the truth.
- [130:39]
John Holmberg
Truth text messages are worse.
- [130:42]
Brady
Think of all the horrible yet hilarious things that you have sent over the years. It reminds me that Brady change up his diet. No more salty meats, only delicious vegetables. Right? Just like me. Signed Nathan Sutherland, Christian rapper. Think of all the Nathan Sutherland jokes that if those went to court. Just go back. We do it all the time. Just go back and watch Johnny Depp try to explain his text with Paul Bettany about killing Amber Heard. Says here you're going to kill her, burn her body and then have sex with the corpse. Is that right? Is that correct? Big blown up on a screen, huge text. Did you write that? Yes, I did. What did you mean by that? We were kidding. You find burning a Corpse and raping it. Funny. The time. When in the world would that ever be hilarious? What's the date on that text?
- [131:41]
Brett
That would be the time.
- [131:42]
Brady
That's the day I think that was hilarious. You'll find jokes like that funny, Mr. Depp. Yes, I do. What if it happened to you? Probably not as funny.
- [131:56]
John Holmberg
He was great on that.
- [131:58]
Brady
He looks so smelly. Like on the tv. I'm like, I'm spraying air freshener at the television. Put his sauvage all over my tv. Oh my God, it was terrible. And this guy says, we had this one. This one said, my dear God. This guy Jason emailed me and we were talking about he likes expired women in their 60s. And his text said, you haven't lived till you've been with a six year old with a shaved. And I'm like, reread what you wrote. And he goes, oh my God, I meant to write 60. And he just text me. He goes, I was recently talking about genitals of a six year old person in your emails. Please delete.
- [132:39]
Brett
Too late.
- [132:39]
Brady
It's out there. Oh, that's you, man. I responded, I responded with, COVID that up. How bad is it if you actually do? This one says, Andrew says, imagine if your lost journal comes to light. John. Oh sweet Jesus. Epstein's got nothing on that journal, at least for embarrassment's sake. Stolen, not lost. Let's not mince words here. Andrew G. This guy says we had an Epstein moment in our Marine Corps group chat years ago. We put together a chat with a bunch of marines. We added a marine who was always weird but we never to like never found anything out. After a few months adding this marine to our chat, he left out of nowhere. After a while we were concerned so we reached out and couldn't get a hold of him. We always trying to be there for each other, being marines and support support each other even if you were the weird marine guy. But holy F word. What we found out next was beyond effed up. We googled him and found out he'd been molesting his kids and doing stuff with other kids. He was in our group chat. We're obviously disgusted, but you never know who the POS is until it comes out. We were calling him our brother. We've got your back no matter what. And now we hope he rots in prison and hell. Oof. You know what I mean? That group chat, no matter what it is you've done and I mean anything. I've got your back, friend. Semper fi. He did what? Yeah, don't let the weirdo in your group chat. No matter how. Fraternities and Marines, army, that kind of stuff. Just Brett in general. Don't let him in your group. Group chats.
- [134:20]
Brett
Just got a fresh one from the attorney brothers there because ou is playing osu and there's like 18 people on this.
- [134:28]
Brady
Yeah.
- [134:29]
Brett
And they're now bringing up stuff.
- [134:30]
Brady
You know, it starts back terrible things. Terrible, terrible things. Anyway, well, just stop communicating with each other. This next generation is right. Stop talking to each other and just stare at your screen. It's the best way to never get in trouble with anything. Be an antisocial lunatic. It's time for the hot releases. They're brought to you by our friends@newacunit.com. save thousands, save time. Buy online at newac unit.com ac units here in the building are fixed again, I think. Nah, they're not. Right.
- [135:00]
Brett
Right.
- [135:00]
Brady
We didn't call it like we had our guys do it. Oh, not a company. We had a couple of trolls in our building going up there screwing around with that. Oh, yeah. Our engineers and IT guys are all dirty because they were climbing, climbing around in there. Get the pros through it. And again, I'm telling you right now, 10 years. That's what they always say. New AC unit always says, you got 10 years of life on that thing before you have to start worrying about it. How old's this building? It's going to be 10. We're in our 10th year. Yep. What? Perfect.
- [135:26]
Dick Toledo
March was the.
- [135:27]
Brett
Well, June, the month after the 10 years when the AC, once the warranty.
- [135:32]
Brady
That'S when it ends. But it starts spitting little ideas at you. About nine years, 10 months, like, hey, I'm not doing so great. It turns into speed buggy for a second and starts to spit and crap. Not that kind of speed buggy. Buggy, that's me.
- [135:51]
Dick Toledo
Warranty on a new unit.
- [135:52]
Brady
Huh?
- [135:53]
Brett
10 years.
- [135:54]
Dick Toledo
Is it 10 years on a new unit?
- [135:55]
Brady
That's right. But new AC unit.com will do a lifetime warranty 100 guarantee. Sorry. There you go. The warranties are all there, but they give you 10 years. Yeah. Of the life. Lifetime warranty is always something I have to look into because I never understand. Is it more my lifetime? No, it's the lifetime of the thing.
- [136:08]
Dick Toledo
Of the thing.
- [136:09]
Brady
Okay, but they give an estimate.
- [136:11]
Dick Toledo
Yeah, we're gonna need one.
- [136:12]
Brady
We're gonna need one, I'm telling you. And you might too. So keep an eye on that AC unit. If it's giving you trouble right now and it's over 10 years. You need to do it. New acunit.com save thousands save time. Buy online new ac unit.com Toledo go first all right.
- [136:26]
Dick Toledo
The big game out today is Borderlands 4 movie came out last year and it was kind of in advance of the the Release of Borderlands 4 which is a hugely popular game. It's on all platforms out today. I'm sorry. Pre orders are out today. And you get it starting Friday. Borderlands 4 is a mayhem fueled looter shooter jam packed with billions of weapons, outrageous enemies and intense co op action. Explore a dangerous hidden planet. Kane's or Kairos as one of four new badass vault hunters.
- [136:59]
Brady
I don't know what this is.
- [136:59]
Dick Toledo
This looks say that same enunciate that.
- [137:02]
Brady
Yeah.
- [137:02]
Dick Toledo
Break free from the oppressive timekeeper, a ruthless dictator who dominates the masses from on high.
- [137:07]
Brady
How much is a game now? 60 bucks or 60 still that's about the same they've always been.
- [137:12]
Dick Toledo
But the better way to do it is like if you have Xbox or, or PS5, you get on the PlayStation Network and you can for download them all.
- [137:20]
Brady
Yeah.
- [137:21]
Dick Toledo
I mean you pay monthly or yearly.
- [137:22]
Brady
Right.
- [137:23]
Dick Toledo
And you can play them all for free.
- [137:24]
John Holmberg
Even the new games?
- [137:25]
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
- [137:26]
John Holmberg
Oh, okay.
- [137:26]
Dick Toledo
New games are usually shorter time but yeah, you can play games.
- [137:30]
Brady
Brady's just staring at a frozen screen there.
- [137:33]
Dick Toledo
Sorry Brady, I have to keep your.
- [137:34]
Brady
I have to keep your eyes on Pigman. Every once in a while he. He drifts off, you start to wonder is this it? Nothing was happening on that screen.
- [137:41]
Brett
You were looking on that girl. I'm like where is that? What movie she from?
- [137:44]
John Holmberg
The one on the top dud.
- [137:46]
Brady
Yeah. And you just thought staring solve that.
- [137:49]
Brett
I looked at the ceiling.
- [137:51]
Brady
Did it give you no. No answer Think you know we need to put some eight ball answers in.
- [137:55]
Dick Toledo
In the ceiling signs say no on Hulu. Season 5 of Only Murders in the building came in after their beloved doorman Lester dies under suspicious circumstances. Charles, Oliver and Mabel refused to believe it was an accident. Trio uncovers a dangerous web of secrets connecting powerful billionaires and old school mobsters.
- [138:15]
Brady
Wouldn't you just move five seasons of murder in your building. It's like yeah.
- [138:19]
Dick Toledo
Five years of a murder every time.
- [138:21]
Brady
Slices off their finger.
- [138:22]
John Holmberg
Watch this.
- [138:25]
Dick Toledo
It's entertaining.
- [138:26]
Brady
I think it's girl funny.
- [138:28]
Brett
It is made him an offer he couldn't decline.
- [138:32]
Brady
Okay, we need to go face. I think it's kind of. I like both Martin Short and Steve Martin. Although company These here my brothers.
- [138:40]
Brett
Tony, Mikey.
- [138:41]
Brady
Not all the time Braden, right? Suits you. They made Fun of a kid named Braden. Maybe it is fun for us.
- [138:49]
Dick Toledo
On Prime Video. The Girlfriend is debuting this week.
- [138:53]
Brady
Oh man. Right away we got nudity just went down on her in the preview.
- [138:57]
Dick Toledo
The Girlfriend, a new original series premieres tomorrow night on Prime Video.
- [139:04]
Brady
But I have never heard him speak about anything. Wow. There's a lot of making out and stuff.
- [139:08]
Dick Toledo
Like Robin, right?
- [139:09]
Brady
Love you, dude in a dress. Mom. Oh, I saw them. I saw a little clip of this before. They didn't do all this sex first. But the mother in law hates her and they're going to. She's going to try to kill her. Caspian Alexander it is. It's gentle but violent. I've never seen Daniel so happy. Ooh, to be like her. Jury's out. Oh, the girlfriend spitting in the mom's coffee. Okay, so this is a battle between the hot new girlfriend and the mom and because. Careful if I were you. Oh, this might be great. Oh, look at that. This is kind of caddy right off the bat.
- [139:50]
Dick Toledo
I think she cut the kidney out there, Brady.
- [139:52]
Brady
Yeah, and she's pretty too.
- [139:53]
Brett
Save it.
- [139:54]
Brady
This. Yeah. Put that in the baggie. Ziploc.
- [139:56]
Brett
It.
- [139:57]
Dick Toledo
This debuted on Sunday night. Season three of the Walking Dead. Daryl Dixon series. The spin off one of Sword Old four. I think spin offs of the Walking Dead.
- [140:06]
Brady
Now I'm getting the idea that not going to win this battle between Walking.
- [140:11]
Brett
Dead, ncis, oh my God. And fire.
- [140:14]
Dick Toledo
Now the NCIS has a love story. You see that one debuting all day on football. Well, ncis, whatever and whatever or whatever. Something like that.
- [140:24]
Brady
The Walking Dead though like everything you kill comes back so you just can't win. Did you learn your lesson? Become a zombie? Yeah, it's not worth it. Like if there was this again. I've said this a million times. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd line up with my neck out.
- [140:38]
Dick Toledo
Please.
- [140:39]
Brady
I'm not, I'm not fighting these things. This. What, what's the point?
- [140:43]
Brett
Might be fun for a little bit.
- [140:44]
Brady
Oh yeah. I'd kill them like scorpions, but after a while. But if they, if there were hundreds more the next day I'm like, this is a.
- [140:49]
Brett
You're going to run out of propane.
- [140:50]
Brady
Yeah, and I can't drive to the Home Depot cuz zombies.
- [140:54]
Dick Toledo
I like how cavalier Brady is about it.
- [140:56]
Brady
There's no more. Plenty of propane. I'm good. Got a lot of that. I'm good. But I, I, I've got no more doordash. I've got no more Amazon. This isn't a world I want to live in. I can't. Yeah, you got to go.
- [141:05]
Dick Toledo
Loot for your.
- [141:06]
Brady
Who's going to deliver my grocery groceries? The. The zombies. And then my grocery guy's gonna get attacked by zombies, and I gotta. I gotta do that weird thing where you get your refund and then you gotta start all over.
- [141:16]
Dick Toledo
You gotta show a receipt.
- [141:17]
Brady
Who didn't come with chopsticks. I mean, that's kind of a. Should I text a note? To who? The zombies? I just want to be a zombie. I'm not fighting that battle. All right.
- [141:27]
Brett
I'm paramount Brady, again, for a little bit. It might be fun to, you know, know you have some lead and stuff to get rid of.
- [141:36]
Brady
Yeah. If you just shot a fret, would you. You'd fight to be a zombie to fight him off. What's your time limit on that?
- [141:42]
Dick Toledo
Until you're out of ammo.
- [141:43]
John Holmberg
Ammo.
- [141:44]
Dick Toledo
Yep.
- [141:45]
John Holmberg
I'll be it over at mmp. Loading up. And then when that's done, I'm done.
- [141:48]
Brady
You can't go. We got to do that before the zombies. Well, yeah. Well, no, no.
- [141:51]
Dick Toledo
We know them well. They'll let us in.
- [141:53]
Brady
Okay, but you got to fight through zombies to get your ammo. Point does what if he's a zombie?
- [141:59]
Dick Toledo
Oh, Byron wouldn't be a zombie. He survived.
- [142:01]
Brett
You got a good color checklist. You know, guns. You're out of lead. That's fine. Ax.
- [142:05]
Brady
You know, I'm not going out there with an axe.
- [142:08]
John Holmberg
Plus, they got those flamethrowers over there, too.
- [142:10]
Brady
That's pretty cool. But that only lasts so long, and they just.
- [142:15]
John Holmberg
Once the fun's done, you're done.
- [142:16]
Brady
This unrelenting swarm.
- [142:18]
Brett
Bend the neck.
- [142:20]
Brady
Yeah, just. Yeah. Just lay there with my eyes closed. Let them have at me. Morning sickness. Medicate Holmberg's morning sickness.
- [142:33]
Dick Toledo
It's like a video game. You survive a couple of waves, and then you can't get by the boss. So you're just done.
- [142:38]
John Holmberg
It's like the motorcycle races in gta.
- [142:40]
Brady
Yeah. Give it a shot.
- [142:41]
John Holmberg
If it don't work out, it don't work out.
- [142:42]
Brady
I watch those zombie movies and I'm just like. Just become a zombie. Just. What? You're wasting my time here. You're not gonna win this. This is just setting up a sequel for when there's more of them. All right.
- [142:52]
Dick Toledo
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- [143:13]
Brady
Well then check your phone. It's probably a handsome man. One year old William White now has 2 million followers.
- [143:20]
Dick Toledo
We he gave us the mat life.
- [143:21]
Brady
Of Texas children be married but whitey your phenomenon. Oh, they loved it into that fun part of our lives. Everybody knows Lily. Did he start killing people or something?
- [143:35]
Dick Toledo
No, but I think a bunch of moms they have money.
- [143:39]
Brady
I've probably given him 100 to $200,000 oh my God lady thing to get him to say your name. Thank you, Karen. With PayPal watching Williams Tik Toks, I was not illegal at the feelings that were coming up for me. I feel like a lot of my fans needed to feel young again. Like gain a spark back. I've been blusting after William White who's younger than my son. Yeah, I wish I was good looking. I'd be doing this.
- [144:08]
Dick Toledo
What I always say.
- [144:08]
Brett
Yeah, yeah.
- [144:09]
Brady
Good for you. Good for you, William. I'm on his side.
- [144:14]
Brett
Is this a celebration or is this.
- [144:16]
Brady
Is this William White is awesome. Is that the name of this?
- [144:19]
Dick Toledo
It's like Whitey 18.
- [144:21]
Brady
Yeah.
- [144:21]
Dick Toledo
Is this screen name?
- [144:23]
Brady
Yeah. Are these women trying to get instances of stalking like empathy for me? Cuz they're. He got stalked. Niagara Falls. He got stalked at the ladies for him. They were going to try to kill him. Dangerous for him. You ladies should send him money. That'll protect him.
- [144:39]
Brett
What?
- [144:39]
Brady
I don't think that gifts should be coming to my house for William. It's my privacy. So it's not okay. If it gets too much of an obsession. That is scary. People harass. I might send that guy a couple bucks. He's good looking.
- [144:51]
Brett
Yeah, he is good wing.
- [144:54]
Dick Toledo
Interesting.
- [144:54]
Brady
He's got a great wink. His eyes are electric like two. Two Olympic sized pools. Hey, that's it.
- [145:00]
Dick Toledo
We won't do the Miranda Cosgrove.
- [145:01]
Brady
I liked. I liked William Brady. Give me your checkbook for a second. I'm gonna send you. All right. What do you got, Bert?
- [145:11]
John Holmberg
All right.
- [145:13]
Brady
I'm kind of. I kind of feel like I'm looking into that kitchen. Me too. Get some pointers because I'm not attractive enough to let maybe I get a few hundred bucks from some really cataracted up old ladies. I'm not against that because I know that's not fooling them. That's just me going, hey, hey ladies. Want to see a 53 year old guy's willy bounce around for a little while? I'm not in terrible shape oh, I'll give you 11 bucks. Like. Okay.
- [145:40]
Dick Toledo
Flag. Flag lady 98.
- [145:43]
Brady
Yeah, well, I'm not gonna get 100 grand from anybody.
- [145:45]
Dick Toledo
No.
- [145:45]
Brady
To see me, but Collectively. But, yeah. If I get. If I get a few thousand old ladies with bad sight that have 10 or 11 bucks in their pocket, I can nickel and dime this thing up to a nice. Like, a brand new car. That's all I'm looking for. And then you get some weird ladies in there that'll want to take a peek at whatever the hell I got going on. I look a little bit like ET when they found him dying.
- [146:06]
Dick Toledo
Guarantee you there's a couple facilities over in Mesa that would do well with you.
- [146:11]
Brady
You think the old folks homes. Yeah. Oh, I can't target.
- [146:15]
Brett
Why couldn't you.
- [146:16]
Brady
No, I can't specifically. You're not targeting. I'm throwing it out there. I'm throwing out the big net with the intention of getting them, but I can't just stand outside their facility, Toledo, and ask for $11.
- [146:27]
Dick Toledo
Why not? You go to the pond knowing there's fish there.
- [146:30]
Brady
But. But again, I'm standing on the outside of it throwing a.
- [146:34]
Dick Toledo
A big net.
- [146:35]
Brady
Yeah, I'm just. I'm not in the water, like, scooping at him.
- [146:40]
Dick Toledo
I think you're missing an opportunity.
- [146:42]
Brady
If any of you guys listen and have a mother that's lonely and maybe has some terrible darkness, maybe ocular degeneration of some sort, that.
- [146:49]
Dick Toledo
What age we looking at?
- [146:50]
Brady
I don't care. Okay? I'm not actually gonna touch one, but I'll lie to them and say I will. I'm just not gonna scam them. And if they want to send me money to see. Yeah, I'll show an old lady my dork for 10 or 11 bucks. What's so funny? Brady, stop it. You wouldn't do that. If you had 10,000 old ladies and they wanted to see your dork for $10 each, would you do it? Probably. Yeah, of course you would. But you won't make a sex tape with your wife.
- [147:19]
Brett
I won't show my face. I'll just show the midsection.
- [147:22]
Dick Toledo
Oh, you could be. No face, Brady.
- [147:24]
Brett
Like, not the face you just.
- [147:26]
Brady
Exactly. I was just gonna say. He acts like. That's not a fingerprint. No one will ever know it's me. Yeah, they will.
- [147:34]
Dick Toledo
No neck.
- [147:35]
Brady
Yeah, that giant gunt scar he has now. That's right.
- [147:39]
Dick Toledo
I forgot about the new scars, the gut thing.
- [147:44]
Brett
Oh, and after the. The crank, after the surgery.
- [147:48]
Brady
What? What? What? His penis. After surgery. Because he had it swelled Up.
- [147:52]
Dick Toledo
Well, you could feel it again.
- [147:53]
Brett
Double. It was like two water balloons.
- [147:55]
Brady
That's your testicles.
- [147:57]
Brett
Well, the bag and the shaft.
- [147:59]
Brady
Everything blew up.
- [148:00]
Brett
Yeah.
- [148:00]
Brady
Did it go back to normal?
- [148:02]
Brett
It took about six days.
- [148:04]
Brady
Let me see it.
- [148:04]
John Holmberg
Take advantage of it.
- [148:06]
Brady
You know, just take PA Pictures of that.
- [148:08]
Brett
No, you don't have any records of us freaking out. Like, is this doc? Is this permanent?
- [148:12]
Brady
Then you take more pictures.
- [148:13]
Brett
Yeah, exactly.
- [148:15]
John Holmberg
Should have started your only fans right then and there.
- [148:17]
Brady
You'd had 20 bucks from each old lady.
- [148:19]
Dick Toledo
Oh, my God.
- [148:19]
Brady
You lifting up that tummy.
- [148:20]
Brett
It would have been a radio video.
- [148:22]
Dick Toledo
You've seen the videos that we've had.
- [148:24]
Brett
I know.
- [148:24]
Dick Toledo
Definitely make money.
- [148:28]
Brady
Yeah. And for old ladies sending me a few bucks, they can see I'd even, like, do a butthole shot or something weird like that. I put my face in there. Thumbs up. My face is what wrecks it, old lady. To take us all. I want $3 back. You showed your face. Sorry. Eight bucks max for that thing. All right, go.
- [148:51]
Dick Toledo
All right, I'll take your $8.
- [148:52]
Brady
I'll take $8.
- [148:53]
Brett
And they didn't even want that. They just wanted him to say hi to me.
- [148:56]
Brady
Yeah. Oh, well, that's because. Well, Brady. That's because he's handsome. Stop putting yourself in that category. We have to do. Also, I. I have to shove like, forks inside my butt for these old ladies to throw a few dollars my way.
- [149:07]
Dick Toledo
Please say hi to me, Brady, is something that's never been uttered.
- [149:10]
Brady
Yeah, I'll give you some money if you say hi to me, Brady. Most of the time it's like, oh, that guy says hi every day. It's bothering me.
- [149:15]
Brett
We've got a thousand women, but they'll put a penny.
- [149:19]
Brady
Demon Hunter.
- [149:20]
John Holmberg
Yeah. New music from Demon Hunter.
- [149:23]
Brett
Not what I expected.
- [149:25]
Brady
It's gonna go.
- [149:27]
Dick Toledo
Has to, right, Brad?
- [149:29]
Brady
Maybe not. But when the night is out.
- [149:32]
Dick Toledo
Is this there a sound of silence?
- [149:33]
John Holmberg
I think so. Not really selling me.
- [149:39]
Dick Toledo
What the. Are the Demon Hunter fans gonna be okay with that?
- [149:45]
John Holmberg
Yeah, I don't know about that.
- [149:49]
Brett
You know, demons can be sensitive. Yeah, but they're really not. They're hunters.
- [149:55]
Dick Toledo
Well, it's the hunter that's sensitive.
- [149:56]
Brady
Yeah. They can be seen. Sensitive to some. Demon hunters might like wrath.
- [150:00]
Brett
After a long day of demon hunting, you want to unwind.
- [150:05]
Brady
Yeah. Just kind of relax a little bit. Sometimes you need some jazz or Liam Bridges or something.
- [150:10]
Brett
Glass of chardonnay.
- [150:12]
John Holmberg
So not what quite well we were expecting from demon.
- [150:15]
Dick Toledo
That song coming from a guy with a spider web tattooed on his head.
- [150:18]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [150:19]
Dick Toledo
Not what I was expecting.
- [150:20]
Brady
Kyle said I had to log off the app for a little bit and take a phone call here at work. And I logged back on. The first thing you said was I'd show my dork to an old lady for 10 or 11 bucks. Yeah. It's the rejoins that are fun on this show.
- [150:32]
John Holmberg
Here's new stuff from Ed Sheeran.
- [150:34]
Brady
He's a machine a little more. This guy writes hit after hit. That mop of red hair he doesn't comb.
- [150:45]
Dick Toledo
Did you see that? He let Chris Hemsworth learn the drums and play with him live as part of Chris Hemsworth show.
- [150:52]
Brady
That's Rupert Grint. It's another English ginger in this video. No, that's Rert Grint.
- [150:59]
Brett
It is.
- [151:02]
Brady
It's the Harry Potter guy. They're. Oh, all gingers are the same. Interchangeable ginger is a great band. Name another outstanding pop song for Sheeran. Enjoy your money, son.
- [151:22]
Brett
Ten points, Slytherin.
- [151:24]
Brady
Yeah. Nobody was betting on that little redhead to be a monster.
- [151:27]
Brett
No.
- [151:28]
John Holmberg
How about 21 pilots? This is drum show.
- [151:30]
Brett
Here we go.
- [151:34]
Brady
Here we go. Oh, are they Ohio guys? Yeah. Sitting on a drum show. I hate how much I like these guys.
- [151:59]
Brett
Completed the financial.
- [152:01]
Brady
Guys.
- [152:01]
Brett
A guy went to high school.
- [152:03]
Brady
Oh, really? No idea.
- [152:07]
John Holmberg
I didn't know that was a dude singing.
- [152:08]
Brady
Yeah, that's pretty good. All right, 21 pilots. They got another one.
- [152:11]
John Holmberg
All right, here go you.
- [152:12]
Brady
You go.
- [152:13]
John Holmberg
New DUA video.
- [152:14]
Brady
Oh, no.
- [152:15]
John Holmberg
Midnight Gravity. Is this a new song or is this.
- [152:20]
Brady
It's off the album.
- [152:21]
John Holmberg
Okay.
- [152:22]
Brady
This just.
- [152:23]
John Holmberg
I just saw it and I pulled it up.
- [152:28]
Brady
Just a picture of her.
- [152:29]
John Holmberg
Apparently it says official video, but. And it was doing.
- [152:32]
Brady
You wouldn't care. Never turn it off to do a lot.
- [152:41]
Dick Toledo
Has it waned.
- [152:42]
Brady
Shut up. Do a singing. Yeah. This isn't off the last album. I don't know what this is. That doesn't sound like this was released six days ago.
- [153:03]
Dick Toledo
Doesn't sound like.
- [153:05]
Brady
I don't think that's. Do it too.
- [153:09]
Dick Toledo
Too high pitch.
- [153:09]
Brady
Yeah.
- [153:12]
Brett
I don't have that good of a duodar.
- [153:14]
Brady
I got to a dark. But I like. It's fake. Dua lipa. And I'm fine with that.
- [153:22]
John Holmberg
All right, let's go to a little.
- [153:23]
Brady
I'll take a bad. Do a replacement.
- [153:24]
Brett
Let's go to a little soul.
- [153:27]
Brady
All right.
- [153:27]
John Holmberg
I do a Nickelback. How you remind me.
- [153:29]
Dick Toledo
Knickerback.
- [153:30]
Brett
Knickerback.
- [153:31]
John Holmberg
Oh, I didn't say that.
- [153:33]
Brady
Seems worse than it is.
- [153:34]
John Holmberg
That's why I said Nickelback.
- [153:35]
Brady
They took the L out, but it's all white guys. It's not as good as normal ones are. Yeah. What are you going to do? Let's go to our other song, Velvet, though. We got another one. Oh. AI is always delivered, so I can't disappoint.
- [153:59]
John Holmberg
Hang on. I got to get through the commercial here because it had reboot.
- [154:03]
Brady
Too much pull for my hole.
- [154:05]
John Holmberg
Yep, there you go.
- [154:06]
Brady
Wow. This is Molly Farton. Not Dolly Parton, but Molly Farton. Too much pole from a hole. I was running in the yard wearing cut offs in a grin trying to make get ready slide your hardwood in you pulled up smiling with a 12 inch treat I said, boy, that ain't got going to fit between my cheeks he said, don't worry, darling I'll ease it slow but that monster look like it came from a rodeo Too much. This is country music. This is good stuff. Dale would love this. Play this on Tuesday.
- [154:44]
Brett
All right.
- [154:44]
Brady
I like that. Well done. Excellent work.
- [154:46]
John Holmberg
And that'll bring us.
- [154:47]
Dick Toledo
Don't show him the video. We'll see if he thinks it's somebody actually famous.
- [154:51]
Brady
Who, me?
- [154:51]
Dick Toledo
No, Dale on.
- [154:52]
Brady
Oh, no. Yeah. He would not know. He'd love it. Thanks. Good stuff, Johnny.
- [154:57]
Dick Toledo
Good job, Johnny.
- [154:57]
John Holmberg
And that brings us to N word or F word. The game does sweep in the nation. And today we have new music from Ice Cube.
- [155:03]
Dick Toledo
New.
- [155:03]
Brett
This is before hip hop.
- [155:06]
Brady
I won last week. I'll say angry. N word from Ice Cube.
- [155:16]
Dick Toledo
I'm gonna go F word.
- [155:18]
Brady
Ooh, darn it. Yeah. It took away a lot of options.
- [155:26]
Brett
Well, I could. I'll go friendly.
- [155:28]
Brady
N word. Okay, here we go. There we go. Got right off the bat. That's kind of friendly, you think? Not really. Before got shot, they got.
- [155:47]
Brett
Say my brother's got. Got shot. He's not angry, you know.
- [155:54]
Dick Toledo
Black on us.
- [155:54]
Brady
Yeah. Don't you start before hip hop. Oh, yeah, no, this is. This doesn't seem like a lot.
- [156:03]
John Holmberg
Kind of a gray area.
- [156:04]
Brady
Friendly. It's just more gray. An acknowledgement of humanity.
- [156:08]
Brett
Yeah, it's more of a.
- [156:09]
Brady
It's a colloquium. I don't know that. Getting shot friendly.
- [156:13]
Brett
It's not angry.
- [156:14]
Brady
No, but it's. This is a good debate.
- [156:16]
Brett
It's a taint. It's a tain right in the middle.
- [156:19]
Brady
Go with that. We'll just call it a draw. Draw. It's a draw. All right. Well, there you go. Kind of lean on mine, but I could see his point, so I'm not going to dig my heels in on that one.
- [156:35]
Dick Toledo
I would lean on yours too, but.
- [156:37]
Brady
It'S a little less than friendly, but it is not angry or as angry as. Yeah, less. Less than friendly.
- [156:44]
Brett
Yeah, yeah, Angry.
- [156:47]
Dick Toledo
Less than friendly.
- [156:48]
Brady
Friendly, Agitated. How about that?
- [156:51]
Dick Toledo
Agro?
- [156:52]
Brady
That's good. We'll call it that. All right, that's perfect. There you go, everybody. Those were your hot releases. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. Okay, you people. Morning sickness. Morning sickness. All right, let's get the heck out of here, shall we? It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends over@reactdefense.com the Home Tactical Black self defense training and sorry, saw something out the window. If you're interested in becoming a better version of yourself, and you should be, then you can get us reactdefense.com and start training like a mad person. It's awesome fun. You'll be smiling and laughing while you're learning skills that could in fact for sure save your life. Got an email from a guy based on that story I told you about the murderer over here on 68th street at McDowell, how he let that homeless guy live with him for a while. This guy said, I had his dad let a guy into his house to stay for a few days. He fell asleep and the guy started to beat him with a picture bat. Luckily, his dad was trained to defend himself and he woke up from a deep sleep and went right into the blocks and the moves and busted the guy's ass. How about that? That's what you want and that's what they do@reactdefense.com they make it innate. They make it part of you. It's muscle memory. At a certain point, somebody does something and you start having. Your body just reacts properly. It's an amazing thing. And you got to get out there. The best in the business train you. That is for sure. And there are some celebrating their 25th year, just like we are now in our 25th year. And thousands of years of experience between all the trainers too. They've been at it for a long time. Best in the world at personal training for self defense and more. Get in great shape. Start becoming a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. It's reactdefense.com the home of tactical black.
- [158:50]
Brett
Brady entertainment, a comedy musical called Fyre Fest. The musical is in the works. Take a Waititi and his wife Rita or are among the producers.
- [159:05]
Brady
Are they in it though?
- [159:07]
Brett
Are they just not sure. He says, I think the idea is exciting, weird and potentially disastrous, which seems apt. And that's how I Like to work. Can't wait to get started and snatch me some of that sweet American theater money.
- [159:25]
Brady
Yeah. No, that's huge. I didn't realize how big big until I was reading about Book of Mormon and the south park guys. Oh my Lord. Did that thing. It's insane. They're billionaires, you know.
- [159:39]
John Holmberg
Are they really?
- [159:39]
Brady
The two of them not good enough combined each good on that? I think. I think Trey's worth 990 million and Matt's got like 860 or so. He might be actually more. It's incredible. Over those little cartoon characters. And then they deserve it, though. If you've ever seen boys Book of Mormon, you've never seen more deserving billionaires in your life. We're going. It's the funniest thing I've ever watched. It made me angry. It was so funny. It made me mad because I'm like, well, that's just as funny as funny gets. They've. They've capped out. Nothing can be as good as this. It was so good.
- [160:13]
Brett
Stephen King shared his top favorite movies of all time.
- [160:19]
Brady
He makes terrible movies, though.
- [160:20]
Brett
Sorcerer, 1977. The Godfather Part Two.
- [160:26]
John Holmberg
All right.
- [160:27]
Brett
The Getaway. 1972.
- [160:29]
John Holmberg
Yeah.
- [160:30]
Brady
What's the Sorcerer.
- [160:34]
Brett
In 1977? I don't remember. The only one that I most recent is.
- [160:38]
Brady
That can't be your all time favorite movie.
- [160:42]
Brett
Well, it's not in any particular order. Oh, okay, here's the ten point. Here's the ten that he listed. Groundhog Day.
- [160:52]
Brady
What kind of Humanka randomly answers that question? Out of order.
- [160:57]
Brett
Yeah, here they are in no particular order.
- [161:00]
Brady
I know, but that's like if I asked you, Brady, give me your top 10 movies of all time and just 10. They're not in order. I'm like, well, put them in order.
- [161:06]
Brett
This one would be there.
- [161:07]
Brady
Yeah, put them in order. Then I understand that you went through the list of the 10 that came to mind. Now put them in order. Sorcerers. Nobody's favorite movie of all.
- [161:14]
Brett
Treasure of the Cross, Madre, Great Jaws, Mean Streets.
- [161:20]
Brady
None of them are his. Mean Streets is great.
- [161:22]
John Holmberg
Well, of course they're not his.
- [161:24]
Brady
Terrible. Except for Misery.
- [161:27]
Brett
Of the one of that are his. That he's technically his. Those are the. He mentioned that he goes, I'm not going to put mine on there.
- [161:35]
Brady
I just want.
- [161:35]
Brett
But Misery, Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, Green Mile.
- [161:39]
Brady
Yeah, we just mentioned all of them.
- [161:43]
Brett
Charlie Sheen is letting out little excerpts from his memoir and his documentary that's coming out. He Talked about in 2013, he and two friends went out on Loch Ness to try to find Nessie. They took a wooden rowboat, a kerosene lamp, a large hook, and a leg of lamb and a bottle of whiskey, and they went in there to drop it. Like in Jaws, where they. Yeah, they went out twice. Well, they never spotted Nessie. Charlie there said the second time was something happened that was kind of crazy.
- [162:24]
Brady
Gay sex. I told you about that. Gay sacks.
- [162:27]
Brett
The people that were in the rowboat. The other two, Major league baseball player.
- [162:31]
Brady
Todd Zeal, third baseman for the Cardinals and God. Rockies. He played a lot.
- [162:37]
Brett
And actor Brian Peck, the man known well is now in prison. He was in prison from 2004 for molesting underage Drake Bell.
- [162:48]
Brady
That's right. He's the Nickelodeon guy. Also, Todd Zeal, I believe, is the guy who holds the record for four errors in one inning, if I'm not mistaken. I'm pretty sure that happened to Todd Seal.
- [163:00]
Brett
Jelly rolls. Wife wasted no time going straight into the juiciest questions. She got a lie detector. They put her, strapped her up with all the meters, and she answered every question that people accusing her for. Like she denied having sugar daddies plastic surgery.
- [163:20]
Brady
Oh, they thought she was a hooker for a while, right?
- [163:21]
Brett
Yep.
- [163:22]
Brady
Yeah. Who cares?
- [163:25]
Brett
Thought she was.
- [163:27]
Brady
She married Jelly Roll. She'll do it with anything.
- [163:30]
Brett
According to the lie detector and everything. She. She denied it, said, no, I was not, and she passed.
- [163:36]
Brady
Okay. Doesn't mean she hired the li.
- [163:39]
Brett
The newest trend that they'll do, they'll hire the same guy. Dre Dio de Mato. Deo Mateo. Sorry.
- [163:50]
Brady
All right.
- [163:53]
Brett
She stepped up early, fans.
- [163:54]
Brady
It's happening, big boy.
- [163:58]
Brett
She decided to fight the geo engineering problem about global warming and stuff by going fully nude. It's too late on our only fans. She's.
- [164:07]
Brady
We wanted to see that in 2002. I don't want to see that now.
- [164:10]
Brett
Her body's. You know, it's body paint.
- [164:13]
Brady
Oh, this doesn't count. Adriana needed to show her cans on the Sopranos. If she's doing it now, it's too late. No, thank you. Yeah, she's got to be in her 53.
- [164:28]
John Holmberg
I just.
- [164:31]
Brady
You don't want to see somebody's cans for the first time at 53 when you've been staring at him since she was, what, 27 when the Sopranos started? That's when you got your first glimpse, and you haven't seen a her since. And now I get to see him. It's going to be wildly disappointing. It's like I've, like, Pam Anderson. If she says, you want to see my cans? I'm like, oh, my God. Because your brain will flash back to what they looked like. You see them today, you'd be horrified. The ravages of time. You missed the whole slow burn into what they are now.
- [165:02]
John Holmberg
Tommy Lee's crank.
- [165:03]
Brady
Yeah, it's exactly. It's an immediate jump from 94 to 2025. You don't to see that. You got to catch a few glimpses along the way. So you can actually, you know, kind of. It's like the stages of man. You can't just go from a guy crawling to standing up straight. And that's the same with cans.
- [165:22]
John Holmberg
Absolutely.
- [165:23]
Brady
Thank you. It's the theory of can evolution.
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Brett
Someone did a rundown of the heaviest and lightest NFL mascots by weight. So the New York Jet. A jet is £110,000. The lightest.
- [165:40]
Brady
Let me think. Hang on. The lightest one would be a cardinal.
- [165:45]
Brett
1.5 pounds. It's not the lightest.
- [165:47]
Brady
There's. Cardinals weigh a pound.
- [165:50]
Brett
Yeah. They're saying Cardinal is. Yeah, one one and a half pounds.
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John Holmberg
Is this just baseball or is this.
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Brady
No, just football. NFL.
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Brett
1.5 ounces.
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Brady
I was gonna say Cardinal's not a pound.
- [166:03]
Brett
The heaviest bird is the eagle. 14 pounds. Something lighter than an ounce and a half.
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Brady
Trying to think of something that would be. The Browns. Be a turd. Turd is their mascot.
- [166:20]
Brett
Elf. Isn't it the Browns technical or whatever.
- [166:24]
Brady
I don't know what they're getting at with mascots because it's. Is it the Steelers or Steelers McBean.
- [166:29]
Brett
They do Steely McBean. They. They. It's basically a dark.
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Brady
What is it?
- [166:33]
Brett
He's like Chargers, lightning.
- [166:35]
Brady
Oh, it's light, for crying out loud. That's dumb. Why did I not think of that? I don't think of the charges. All right, that's it. We're done. That's it. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a great Tuesday. We'll see you tomorrow in the morning. Sickness. It's out of control now. 88K. You P.