09-09-25 - Hot Releases - Borderlands 4 - Only Murders In The Building S5 - The Girlfriend - Thirst Trap - Demon Hunter - Ed Sheeran - 21 Pilots - Fake Dua Lipa

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – "Hot Releases" Segment

Episode Date: September 9, 2025
Segment Focus: New entertainment releases (games, TV, music) and pop culture banter
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo (Kyle)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness centers on the “Hot Releases” segment, where the crew reviews and riffs on notable new video game, streaming series, and music releases of the week. True to form, hosts John, Brady, Brett, and Kyle keep the tone light, irreverent, and playfully self-deprecating, meandering into off-topic jokes and pop culture rants as they deliver their takes.

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Key Discussion Points & Segment Timestamps

1. Banter: Group Chats, Privacy, and Out-of-Context Messages

(01:11 – 06:40)

• The hosts open with humorous takes on texting and email etiquette, reflecting on the dangers of old digital correspondences resurfacing (“God forbid someone gained access to your emails. Boy, is that the truth.” – Johnny, 02:33).
• They share listener stories, like a listener’s embarrassing typo about "six-year-old" vs. "60-year-old," leading to jokes about court evidence and infamous trials.
• Heavy moment: A Marine listener’s group chat turned dark when a member was discovered to be a criminal. The crew pivots quickly back to levity to keep the tone up.

Notable Quote:

“Just go back and watch Johnny Depp try to explain his text with Paul Bettany about killing Amber Heard... Did you write that? Yes, I did. What did you mean by that? We were kidding.”
— Johnny (03:01)

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2. Hot Releases – Video Games

Borderlands 4
(08:30 – 09:34)

• Brett introduces Borderlands 4, emphasizing its “mayhem-fueled looter shooter” style and its “billions of weapons, outrageous enemies, and intense co-op action.”
• Game is on preorder, available Friday, all platforms.
• John, tongue-in-cheek: “How much is a game now? 60 bucks. Still, that's about the same they've always been.” (09:13)
• Brief discussion on subscription game services and Brady staring at a frozen screen (“Brady's just staring at a frozen screen there.” – Johnny, 09:34)

Notable Moment:
Playful ribbing on Brady for zoning out during video game chat.

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3. Hot Releases – New TV & Streaming Series

(10:02 – 12:55)

• Only Murders in the Building – Season 5 (Hulu)
  The crew jokes about how five years of constant murder should be a dealbreaker for tenants. “Wouldn’t you just move? Five seasons of murder in your building." (10:21)
• The Girlfriend (Prime Video)
  Immediate reaction to steamy trailer: “Right away we got nudity ... Just went down on her in the preview.” – Johnny (10:59) The group is intrigued by the mother-in-law/girlfriend feud, joking about plot points and kidney theft.
• The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon – Season 3 (AMC+)
  Light mocking of endless zombie spin-offs. John reiterates his recurring bit: “If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd line up with my neck out.” (12:35)

Notable Moment:
The group speculates about who would survive the zombie apocalypse and debates looting vs. giving up.

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4. Hot Releases – Documentaries

Thirst Trap: The Fame, The Fantasy & The Fallout (Paramount+)
(15:28 – 17:19)

• Doc explores viral TikTok star William White and the frenzy of his older female followers.
• Playful commentary about the “desperate housewives” phenomenon: “I've probably given him 100 to $200,000 ... watching William’s TikToks was not illegal at the feelings that were coming up.” – Johnny (16:16/16:28)
• Hosts joke about becoming thirst trap TikTokers for retirement homes.

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5. Hot Releases – New Music

(21:56 – 27:34)

• Demon Hunter – Change of style: “Not what I expected… Demons can be sensitive. Yeah, but they're really not. They're hunters.” (22:21–22:34)
• Ed Sheeran – Admired for consistent hit-making: “He’s a machine ... This guy writes hit after hit.” (23:11)
  • Fun bit about Ed letting Chris Hemsworth drum on stage; confusion between Sheeran and Rupert Grint (Harry Potter).
• Twenty One Pilots – Drum show appreciated: “I hate how much I like these guys.” (24:11)
• Fake Dua Lipa (‘Midnight Gravity’) – Hosts suspect it's an AI deepfake and approve regardless: “It’s fake dua lipa and I’m fine with that.” (25:57)
• AI/Nickelback Parody – Crew mocks algorithmic covers: “They took the L out, but it’s all white guys and it's not as good as normal ones are.” (26:11)
• Molly Farton (‘Too Much Pole From a Hole’) – Parody country tune gets big laughs: “This is country music. This is good stuff.” (27:14)

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6. Closing Game: “N Word or F Word”

(27:35 – 29:24)

• Game where the crew guesses which word (the N-word or F-word) appears in a sampled Ice Cube track.
• Entertaining argument about the “tone” in which the N-word is used—“friendly, angry, or agitated”—with John summarizing: “It’s a colloquial... This is a good debate.” (28:47/28:53)

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Memorable Quotes

• On Zombie Apocalypse Games:
  “I watch those zombie movies and I'm just like: Just become a zombie... You're wasting my time here. You're not going to win this.”
  — Johnny, 15:20

• On TikTok Stardom:
  “I wish I was good looking... I'd be doing this.”
  — Johnny, 16:41

  “If I get a few thousand old ladies with bad sight that have 10 or 11 bucks in their pocket, I can nickel and dime this thing up to a nice, like, a brand new car. That’s all I’m looking for.”
  — Johnny, 18:24

• On OnlyFans & Elderly Fans:
  “Show an old lady my dork for 10 or 11 bucks ... Of course you would. But you won’t make a sex tape with your wife.”
  — Johnny & Kyle, (19:28–19:56)

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Tone and Dynamic

• The hosts blend familiarity with the subject matter with sarcasm and self-deprecating humor, rarely taking the releases too seriously.
• Numerous running gags on aging, sex, and their own lack of TikTok-worthy appeal.
• Episodes bounce rapidly from reviews to tangents and “would you rather” scenarios, with the cast riffing off each other's wisecracks.

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Timestamps for Select Segments

• Group Chat & Embarrassing Texts: 01:11 – 06:40
• Borderlands 4 Release: 08:30 – 09:34
• Only Murders in the Building S5: 10:02 – 10:48
• The Girlfriend (Prime): 10:55 – 11:55
• Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon S3: 12:03 – 13:12
• Thirst Trap Documentary: 15:28 – 17:26
• Music Round-Up: 21:56 – 27:34
• N Word or F Word Game: 27:35 – 29:24

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Takeaways

• Game & TV: Borderlands 4, Only Murders S5, The Girlfriend, Daryl Dixon S3, and Thirst Trap are the week’s highlights.
• Music: New releases from Demon Hunter, Ed Sheeran, Twenty One Pilots, with some laughs at AI parodies and fake Dua Lipa videos.
• Personality: As always, the heart of the show is the unpredictable, uncensored chemistry among the hosts—a mix of topical pop culture and old-school locker room humor.

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Whether you care about the actual releases or just want an hour of Arizona’s most unfiltered pop-culture radio banter, this installment of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness delivers.

Transcript

[Brady]

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[Brett]

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[Johnny]

Morning sickness. Morning sickness. There you go. Linkin park post concert, psyching rock right there from Lincoln Park. I've gotten good reviews from the people that have seen that show. They seemingly loved the new singer. The band is tight. We know that. Like, Brett just said to me off there, he's like, not a huge Linkin Park. Can't wait to run and see him.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Johnny]

Live thing. I'm kind of the same way. I like them, right? But I'm not gonna, you know, bang my head against the wall to get there. Yeah, I was gonna go to a dinner with the guys who work with them, for God's sakes. They weren't even going to the show, really. Well, no, they wanted to go to dinner at like 6:30. And I'm like, then the show started. Yeah, it shows like eight or nine.

[Brady]

I've been there, done that.

[Johnny]

They had no interest in, like, being there. And I said, traveling with them.

[Kyle]

I even go to every show.

[Johnny]

I'll meet you guys downtown. And they're like, no, we go anywhere you want. I'm like, don't you need to be close to the venue? No, they're just dropping them off like kids, and they'll come back when the show's over and pick them up. Then I got cement my eye, and I couldn't go. Speaking of birthday cards, everybody, this guy says that just as you guys went to commercial, an anniversary card got slapped down on my desk. A guy's been here for 22 years, and everybody's sharing little drawings and saying congratulations. And I just wrote Good job, Alex. The side eyes I'm getting in this office are hysterical. That's right. You didn't go out of your way for it. This guy says, God forbid someone gained access to your emails. Boy, is that the truth.

[Brady]

Text messages are worse.

[Johnny]

Think of all the horrible yet hilarious things that you have sent over the years. It reminds me, did Brady change up his diet? No more salty meats, only delicious vegetables, right? Just like me. Signed Nathan Sutherland, Christian rapper. Think of all the Nathan Sutherland jokes that if those went to court. Just go back. We do it all the time. Just go back and watch Johnny Depp try to explain his text with Paul Bettany about killing Amber Heard. Says here you're going to kill her, burn her body and then have sex with the corpse. Is that right? Is that correct? Big blown up on a screen, huge text. Did you write that? Yes, I did. What did you mean by that? We were kidding. You find burning a corpse and raving it funny at the time? When in the world would that ever be hilarious? What's the date on that text? That would be the time. That's the day. I think that was hilarious. You find jokes like that funny, Mr. Depp? Yes, I do. What if it happened to you? Probably not as funny.

[Brady]

He was great on that.

[Johnny]

Oh, he looks so smelly. Like on the tv. I'm like, I'm spraying air freshener at the television. Put his sauvage all over my tv. Oh my God, it was terrible. And this guy says, we had this one. This one said, my dear God. This guy Jason emailed me and we were talking about he likes expired women in their 60s. And his text said, you haven't lived till you've been with a six year old with a shaved. And I'm like, reread what you wrote. And he goes, oh my God, I meant to write 60. Oh. And he just texts me. He goes, I was recently talking about genitals of a six year old person in your emails. Please delete.

[Brett]

Too late. It's out there.

[Johnny]

No, that's you, man. I responded. I responded with, COVID that up. How bad is it if you actually do this? This one says, Andrew says, imagine if your lost journal comes to light, John. Oh, sweet Jesus. Epstein's got nothing on that journal, at least for embarrassment's sake. Stolen, not lost. Let's not mince words here, Andrew G. This guy says, we had an absentee moment in our Marine Corps group chat years ago. We put together a chat with a bunch of Marines. We added a Marine. It was always weird but we never to like, never found anything out. After a few months adding this marine to our chat, he left out of nowhere. After a while we were concerned, so we reached out and couldn't get a hold of him. We always trying to be there for each other, being marines and support each other, even if you were the weird marine guy. But holy F word. What we found out next was beyond effed up. We googled him and found out he'd been molesting his kids, doing stuff with other kids. He was in our group chat. We're obviously disgusted, but you never know who the POS is until it comes out. We were calling him our brother. We've got your back no matter what. And now we hope he rots imprisoned in hell. Oof. You don't want to be in that group chat, no matter what it is you've done. And I mean anything. I've got your back, friend. Semper fi. He did what? Yeah, don't let the weirdo in your group chat. No matter how fraternities and Marines, army, that kind of stuff. Just Brett in general. Don't let him in your group chats.

[Kyle]

Just got a fresh one from the attorney brothers there because ou is playing osu and there's like 18 people on this.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And they're now bringing up stuff.

[Johnny]

You know, it starts back terrible things. Terrible, terrible things. Anyway, well, just stop communicating with each other. This next generation is right. Stop talking to each other and just stare at your screen. It's the best way to never get in trouble with anything. Be an antisocial lunatic. It's time for the hot releases. They're brought to you by our [e-mail]. save thousands, save time. Buy online at newac unit.com ac units here in the building are fixed again, I think. Nah, they're not. Right.

[Kyle]

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[Johnny]

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[Brett]

Yep.

[Johnny]

What? Perfect.

[Brett]

March was the.

[Johnny]

Well, June when we were first here.

[Kyle]

The month after the 10 years when.

[Johnny]

The AC once the warranty that's when it ends. But it starts spitting little ideas at you. About nine years, 10 months, like, hey, I'm not doing so great. It turns into speed buggy for a second and starts to spit and crap. Not that kind of speed buggy.

[William White]

Buggy, that's me.

[Brett]

Warranty on a new unit.

[Johnny]

Huh?

[Kyle]

10 years, is it?

[Brett]

10 years on a new unit?

[Johnny]

That's right. But newacyunit.com will do a lifetime warranty. 100% guarantee. Sorry. There you go. The warranties are all there. But they give you 10 years of the life. The lifetime warranty is always something I have to look into because I never understand, is it my lifetime? No, it's the lifetime of the thing.

[Brett]

Of the thing.

[Johnny]

Okay, but they give an estimate.

[Brett]

Yeah, we're going to need one.

[Johnny]

We're going to need one, I'm telling you. And you might too. So keep an eye on that AC unit. If it's giving you trouble right now and it's over 10 years, you need to do it. New ac unit dot com. Save thousands. Save time. Buy online new ac unit dot com. Toledo go first.

[Brett]

All right, the big game out today is Borderlands 4. Movie came out last year and it was kind of in advance of the release of Borderlands 4, which is a hugely popular game. It's on all platforms out today. I'm sorry, pre orders are out today and you get it. Starting Friday. Borderlands 4 is a mayhem fueled looter shooter jam packed with billions of weapons, outrageous enemies and intense co op action. Explore a dangerous hidden planet, Kanes or Kairos as one of four new badass vault hunters.

[Johnny]

I don't know what this is. This looks say that same.

[Brett]

Enunciate that.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Break free from the oppressive Timekeeper, a ruthless dictator who dominates the masses from on high.

[Johnny]

How much is a game now? 60 bucks. 60? Still, that's about the same they've always been.

[Brett]

But the better way to do it is like if you have Xbox or PS5, you get on the PlayStation Network and you can for download them all. Yeah, I mean you pay monthly or yearly.

[Johnny]

Right?

[Brett]

And you can play them all for free.

[Brady]

Even the new games.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, okay.

[Brett]

New games are usually shorter time, but.

[Johnny]

Yeah, Brady's just staring at a frozen screen there.

[Brett]

Sorry Brady, I have to keep your eye.

[Johnny]

I have to keep your eyes on Pigman. Every once in a while he drifts off, you start to wonder, is this it? Nothing was happening on that screen.

[Kyle]

You were working on that girl. I'm like, where is that? What movie is she from the one on the top.

[Brady]

Put her off dud.

[Johnny]

Yeah. And you just thought staring would solve that?

[Kyle]

I looked at the ceiling.

[Johnny]

Did it give you.

[Brett]

No.

[Johnny]

No answer. We need to put some eight ball answers in the ceiling.

[Brett]

Signs say no on Hulu. Season 5 of Only Murders in the building. After their beloved doorman Lester dies under suspicious circumstances, Charles, Oliver and Mabel refused to believe it was an accident. Trio uncovers a dangerous web of secrets connecting powerful billionaires and old school mobsters.

[Johnny]

Wouldn't you just move Five seasons of murder in your building.

[Brett]

It's like yeah. Five years of a murder every time off their finger.

[Johnny]

Watch this Godfather.

[Brett]

It's entertaining.

[Johnny]

I think it's girl funny.

[Brett]

It is.

[Kyle]

Made him an offer he couldn't decline.

[Johnny]

Okay, we need to go face. I think it's kind of. I like both Martin Short and Steve Martin. Although company.

[Brett]

These here my brothers.

[Kyle]

Tony, Mikey.

[Johnny]

Not all the time.

[Brett]

Braden, right?

[Johnny]

Suits you. They made fun of a kid named Braden. Maybe it is fun for us.

[Brett]

On Prime Video, the girlfriend is debuting this week.

[Johnny]

Oh, man. Right away we got nudity. Oh, wow. Just went down on her in the preview.

[Brett]

The Girlfriend, a new original series premieres tomorrow night on Prime Video.

[Johnny]

But I have never heard him speak about. Wow. There's a lot of making out and stuff.

[Brett]

Robin, Right?

[Johnny]

Love you, Mom. Oh, I saw them. I saw a little clip of this before. They didn't do all the sex first, but the mother in law hates her and they're going to. She's going to try to kill her. Caspian Alexander. It is. It's gentle but violent.

[Brett]

I've never seen Daniel so happy.

[Johnny]

Ooh, she'll be like her jury's out. The girlfriend's spitting in the mom's coffee. Okay, so this is a battle between the hot new girlfriend and the mom. I'd be careful if I were you. He doesn't even know. Oh, this might be great. Oh, look at that. This is kind of caddy right off the bat.

[Brett]

I think she cut the kidney out there, Brady.

[Johnny]

Yeah, and she's pretty too.

[Kyle]

Save it.

[Johnny]

This? Yeah. Put that in the baggie. Ziploc. It.

[Brett]

This debuted on Sunday night. Season three of the Walking Dead Daryl Dixon series. The spin off one of so what Old people. Or I think spin offs of the Walking Dead.

[Johnny]

Now I'm getting the idea. They're not going to win this battle.

[Kyle]

Between Walking Dead, ncis, oh my God. And fire.

[Brett]

Now the RCIS has a love story. You see that one debuting all day on football. Well, ncis, whatever and whatever or whatever.

[Johnny]

Like that the walking dead, though, like, everything you kill comes back, so you just can't win. Did you learn your lesson? Become a zombie? Yeah, it's not worth it. Like, if there was this again. I've said this a million times. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd line up with my neck out.

[Brett]

Please.

[Johnny]

I'm not fighting these things. What's the point?

[Kyle]

Might be fun for a little bit.

[Johnny]

Oh, yeah. I'd kill them like scorpions, but after a while. But if they. If there were hundreds more the next day, I'm like, this is a never.

[Kyle]

You're gonna run out of propane.

[Johnny]

Yeah, and I can't drive to the Home Depot because zombies.

[Brett]

I like how cavalier Brady is about it.

[Johnny]

There's no more. Plenty of propane.

[Brett]

I'm good.

[Johnny]

Got a lot of that. I'm good. But I've got no more doordash. I've got no more Amazon. This isn't a world I want to live in. I can't. Yeah, you gotta go loot.

[Kyle]

Freeze.

[Johnny]

Who's gonna deliver my grocer? The zombies. And then my grocery guy's gonna get attacked by zombies. And I gotta. I gotta do that weird thing where you get your refund and then you gotta start all over.

[Brett]

You gotta show a receipt.

[Johnny]

She didn't come with chopsticks. I mean, that's kind of a. Should I text a note to the zombies? I just want to be a zombie. I'm not fighting that battle. All right. I'm paramount.

[Kyle]

Brady, again, for a little bit. It might be fun to, you know, you look at some lead and stuff to get rid of.

[Johnny]

Yeah. If you just shot a fret. Would you. You'd fight to be a zombie to fight him off. What's your time limit on that?

[Brett]

Until you're out of ammo.

[Brady]

Out of ammo?

[Brett]

Yep.

[Brady]

I'll be it over at mmp. Loading up. And then when that's done, I'm done.

[Johnny]

You can't go. We got to do that before the zombies.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, well.

[Brett]

No, no. We know them well. They'll let us in.

[Johnny]

Okay. But you got to fight through zombies to get your ammo. Delivers the point.

[Brett]

Byron does deliver zombie. Oh, Byron wouldn't be a zombie. He survived. You got a good checklist.

[Kyle]

You know, guns. You're out of lead. That's fine. Axe, you know, I'm not going out.

[Johnny]

There with an ax.

[Brady]

Plus, they got those flamethrowers over there too.

[Kyle]

Like that.

[Johnny]

That's pretty cool. But that only lasts so long and they just.

[Brady]

Once the fun's done. You're done.

[Johnny]

This unrelenting swarm.

[Kyle]

Bend the neck.

[Johnny]

Yeah, just. Yeah, just. I'd lay there with my eyes closed. Let him have at me. Morning sickness medicate KU PD Men.

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[Johnny]

Bloomberg's morning sickness.

[Brett]

It's like a video game. You survive a couple of waves and then you can't get by the boss. So you. You're just done.

[Brady]

It's like the motorcycle races in gta.

[Johnny]

Yeah, give it a shot.

[Brady]

If it don't work out, it don't work out.

[Johnny]

I watch those zombie movies and I'm just like just become a zombie. Just what? You're wasting my time here. You're not going to win this. This is just setting up a sequel for when there's more of them.

[Brett]

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[Johnny]

Well then check your phone. It's probably a handsome man.

[William White]

One year old William White now has 2 million followers.

[Johnny]

The mad rife of Texas be married but whitey your phenomena. Oh they loved it into that fun part of our lives. Everybody knows William Wad. Did he start killing people or something?

[Brett]

No, but I think all bunch of moms got they have money.

[Johnny]

I've probably given him 100 to $200,000. Oh my God lady. To get him to say your name. Thank you, Karen. With PayPal watching William's Tik toks I was not illegal. At the feelings that were coming up I feel a lot of my fans needed to feel young again. Like gain a spark back. I've been blusting after William White who's.

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[William White]

You always want me.

[Johnny]

Yeah, I wish I was good looking. I'd be doing this.

[Brett]

That's what I always say.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Good for you. Good for you, William. I'm on his side between Will and the fans.

[Kyle]

Is this a celebration or is it.

[Johnny]

Is this. Is this William White is awesome. Is that the name of this?

[Brett]

Like Whitey 18? Is this screen name?

[Johnny]

Yeah. Are these women trying to get stalking? We like empathy for me cuz they're. He got stalked.

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Niagara Falls.

[Johnny]

He got stalked at the. Oh, then these ladies were for him. They were going to try to kill him. Dangerous for him. You ladies should send him money. That'll protect him. What? I don't think that gifts should be coming to my house for William. It's my privacy. So it's not okay. If it gets too much of an obsession. That is scary. People harass. I might send that guy a couple bucks. He's good looking.

[Brett]

Yeah, he is good wing. Interesting.

[Johnny]

He's got a great wink. His eyes are electric like two. Two Olympic sized pools.

[Brett]

Hey, that's it. We won't do the Miranda Cosgrove.

[Johnny]

I liked. I liked William Brady. Give me your checkbook for a second. All right. What do you got, Bert?

[Brady]

All right.

[Johnny]

I'm kind of. I kind of feel like I'm looking into that kitchen. Me too. Get some pointers because I'm not attractive enough to let maybe I get a few hundred bucks from some really cataracted up old ladies. I'm not against that. That's not fooling them. That's just me going, hey ladies, want to see a 53 year old guy's willy bounce around for a little while? I'm not in terrible shape. Oh, I'll give you 11 bucks. Like okay.

[Brett]

Flag. Flag lady 98.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Well I'm not gonna get a hundred grand from anybody.

[Brett]

No.

[Johnny]

To see me.

[Brett]

But collectively.

[Johnny]

But yeah. If I get. I get a few thousand old ladies with bad sight that have 10 or 11 bucks in their pocket, I can nickel and dime this thing up to a nice like a brand new car. That's all I'm looking for. And then you get some weird ladies in there that'll want to take a peek at whatever the hell I got going on. I look a little bit like ET when they found him dying.

[Brett]

Guarantee you there's a couple facilities over in Mesa that would do well with you.

[Johnny]

You think the old folks homes? Yeah. Oh, I can't target specifically.

[Brett]

You're not targeting.

[Johnny]

I'm going to throw it out there. I'm throwing out the big net with the intention of getting them. But I can't just stand outside their facility Toledo and ask for $11.

[Brett]

Why not? You go to the pond knowing there's fish there But.

[Johnny]

But again, I'm standing on the outside of it, throwing a.

[Brett]

A big net.

[Johnny]

Yeah, I'm just. I'm not in the water, like, scooping at him.

[Brett]

I think you're missing an opportunity.

[Johnny]

If any of you guys listening have a mother that's lonely and maybe has some terrible darkness, maybe ocular degeneration of some sort, that.

[Brett]

What age we looking at?

[Johnny]

I don't care.

[Brett]

Okay?

[Johnny]

I'm not actually gonna touch one, but I'll lie to them and say I will. I'm just not gonna scam them into. If they want to send me money to see. Yeah. I'll show an old lady my dork for 10 or 11 bucks. That's so funny. Brady. Stop it. You wouldn't do that. If you had 10,000 old ladies and they wanted to see your dork for $10 each, would you do it?

[Kyle]

Probably.

[Johnny]

Yeah, of course you would. But you won't make a sex tape with your wife.

[Kyle]

I won't show my face. I'll just show the midsection.

[Brett]

Oh, you could be. No face, Brady.

[Johnny]

Like the face you just tail. Exactly. I was just gonna say. He acts like. That's not a fingerprint. No one will ever know it's me. Yeah, they will.

[Brett]

No neck.

[Johnny]

That giant gunt scar he has now. That's right.

[Brett]

I forgot about the new scars.

[Johnny]

The gut thing.

[Kyle]

Oh, and after the. The crank. After the surgery.

[Brady]

What?

[Johnny]

What? What? His penis after surgery. Because he had. It swelled up.

[Brett]

Well, you could feel it again.

[Kyle]

Double. It was like two water balloons.

[Johnny]

That's your testicles.

[Kyle]

Well, the bag and the shaft.

[Johnny]

Everything blew up. Yeah. Did it go back to normal?

[Kyle]

It took about six days.

[Johnny]

Let me see it.

[Brady]

Take advantage of it.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Did you take pictures of that?

[Kyle]

No.

[Johnny]

You don't have any records.

[Kyle]

I was freaking out. Like, is this doc? Is this permanent?

[Johnny]

Then you take more pictures. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Should have started.

[Brady]

Your only fans right there. There.

[Johnny]

You'd had 20 bucks from each old lady.

[Brett]

Oh, my God.

[Johnny]

You lifting up that tummy.

[Kyle]

It would have been a radio.

[Brett]

You've seen the videos that we've had.

[Kyle]

I know.

[Brett]

Definitely make money.

[Johnny]

Yeah. And for old lady sending me a few bucks, they can see. I even, like, do a butthole shot or something weird like that. I put my face in there. Thumbs up my face is what wrecks it. Old lady to take for us all. I went $3 back. You showed your face. Sorry. Eight bucks max for that thing. All right, go.

[Brett]

All right, I'll take your $8.

[Kyle]

And they didn't even want that. They just wanted him to say hi to me.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Oh, well, that's because. Well, Brady. That's because he's handsome. Stop putting yourself in that category.

[Brett]

True.

[Johnny]

We have to do. Also, I have to shove like forks inside my butt. Yeah. For these old ladies to throw a few dollars more my way.

[Brett]

Please say hi to me, Brady is something that's never been uttered.

[Johnny]

Yeah. I'll give you some money if you say hi to me, Brady. Most of the time it's like, oh, that guy says hi every day. He's bothering me.

[Kyle]

We've got a thousand women but they'll put a. A penny.

[Johnny]

Demon Hunter.

[Brady]

New music from Demon Hunter.

[Kyle]

Not what I expected.

[Johnny]

It's going to go.

[Brett]

Has to, right?

[Johnny]

Br. Maybe not.

[Brett]

Is there a sound of silence?

[Brady]

I think so. Devotion to not really selling me.

[Brett]

What the.

[Brady]

Give your life until.

[Brett]

Demon hunter fans going to be okay with that?

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know about that.

[Kyle]

You know, demons can be sensitive. Yeah, but they're really not. They're hunters.

[Brett]

Well, it's the hunter that's sensitive.

[Johnny]

Yeah, they can be sensitive too. Yeah, some demon hunters might like rap.

[Kyle]

After a long day of demon hunting, you want to unwind.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Just kind of relax a little bit. Sometimes you need some jazz or Leon Bridges or something.

[Kyle]

Glass of chardonnay.

[Brady]

So not quite what we were expecting from demon.

[Brett]

That song coming from a guy with a spider web tattooed on his head.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Not what I was expecting.

[Johnny]

Kyle said I had to log off the app for a little bit and take a phone call here at work and I logged back on. The first thing you said was I'd show my dork to an old lady for 10 or 11 bucks. Yeah, it's the rejoins that are fun on this show.

[Brady]

Here's new stuff from Ed Sheeran.

[Johnny]

He's a machine a little more. This guy writes hit after hit. That mop of red hair he doesn't comb.

[Brett]

Did you see that?

[Johnny]

He.

[Brett]

He let Chris Hemsworth learn the drums and play with him live as part of Chris Hemsworth show.

[Johnny]

That's Rupert Grint. It's another English ginger in this video. No, that's Rupert Grint.

[Brett]

It is.

[Johnny]

That's the Harry Potter guy.

[Brett]

They're one and the same, aren't they?

[Johnny]

They're all gingers are the same. Interchangeable ginger is a great band name. Another outstanding pop song. Fred Sheeran. Enjoy your money, son.

[Kyle]

Ten points. Slytherin.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Nobody was betting on that little redhead to be a monster.

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

How about 21 pilots? This is drum show.

[Kyle]

Uh oh, here we go.

[Johnny]

Here we go. Oh, wait, are they Ohio guys? Yeah, putting on a drum show. I hate how much I like these guys.

[Brett]

That does things from the back.

[Limitless TRT Advertiser 2]

Completed.

[Kyle]

The financial guy is a guy went to high school.

[Johnny]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

No idea.

[Brady]

That was a dude Second.

[Johnny]

Yeah, that's pretty good. All right, 21 pilots. They got another one.

[Brady]

All right, here you go. New duo video.

[Johnny]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

For Midnight Gravity. Is this a new song or is this.

[Johnny]

It's off the album. Oh, guys, this just.

[Brady]

I just saw it and I pulled it up.

[Johnny]

Just a picture of her. Apparently.

[Brady]

It says official video, but. And it was doing. You wouldn't care.

[Johnny]

Never turn it off.

[Brett]

You still going to do a lot. Has it waned?

[Johnny]

Shut up. Do a singing. Yeah, this isn't off the last album. I don't know what this is.

[Brady]

That doesn't sound like it was released six days ago.

[Brett]

Doesn't sound.

[Johnny]

I don't think that's do too.

[Brett]

Too high pitch.

[Johnny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't have that good of a dual.

[Johnny]

I got DUA D.

[Brett]

But I like the picture.

[Johnny]

It's fake dua lipa and I'm fine with that.

[Brady]

All right, let's go to a little.

[Johnny]

I'll take a bad duo replacement.

[Brady]

Let's go to a little soul. AI, do a Nickelback. How? You remind me.

[Brett]

Knick back.

[Kyle]

Knick back.

[Brady]

I didn't say that.

[Johnny]

Seems worse than it is.

[Brady]

That's why I said Nickelback.

[Johnny]

They took the L out, but it's all white guys and it's not as good as normal ones are. Yeah. What are you gonna do?

[Brady]

Let's go to our other song.

[Brett]

Velvet, though.

[Johnny]

You got another one? Oh. AI is always delivered, so I can't disappoint.

[Brady]

Hang on. I gotta get through the commercial here because I had a reboot.

[Johnny]

Too much pull for my hole.

[Brady]

Yep, there you go.

[Johnny]

Wow. This is Molly Farton. Not Dolly Parton, but Molly Farton. Too much pole from a hole.

[William White]

I was running in the yard wearing cutoffs in a grim trying to make it ready Slide your hardwood in you pulled up smiling with a 12 inch treat I said, boy, that ain't gonna fit between my cheeks he said, don't worry, darling, I'll ease it slow but that monster look like it came from a rodeo. Too much.

[Johnny]

This is country music. This is good stuff.

[Brady]

Dale would love this.

[Brett]

On Tuesday.

[Johnny]

All right. I like that. Well done. Excellent work.

[Brady]

And that'll bring us.

[Brett]

Don't show him the video. We'll see if he thinks it's somebody actually famous.

[Johnny]

Who, me?

[Brett]

No, Dale on.

[Johnny]

Oh, no. Yeah. He would not know. He'd love it. Thanks. Good stuff, Johnny.

[Brett]

Good job, Johnny.

[Brady]

And that brings us to N Word or F Word. The game does sweep in the nation, and today we have new music from Ice Cube.

[Brett]

This is before hip hop.

[Johnny]

I won last week. I'll say angry. N word from Ice Cube.

[Brett]

Gonna go F word.

[Johnny]

Ooh, darn it. Yeah, it took away a lot of options.

[Kyle]

Well, I could. I'll go friendly.

[Johnny]

N word. Okay, here we go.

[Brady]

There we go.

[Johnny]

Right off the bat. That's kind of friendly, you think? Not really.

[Kyle]

My brothers got shot. He's not angry.

[Brett]

Black on us.

[Johnny]

Yeah. Don't you start before hip hop. Oh, yeah, no, this is. This doesn't seem like a lot.

[Brady]

Kind of a gray area.

[Johnny]

Friendly. It's just an acknowledgment of humanity.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's more of a.

[Johnny]

It's a colloquial. I don't know that getting shot friendly.

[Kyle]

It's not angry.

[Johnny]

No, but it's. This is a good debate.

[Kyle]

It's a taint. It's a tm.

[Johnny]

Right in the middle of that. We'll just call it a draw. It's a draw. All right. Well, there you go. Kind of lean on mine, but I could see his points. I'm not gonna dig my heels in on that one.

[Brett]

I would lean on yours too, but.

[Johnny]

Yeah, it's a little less than friendly. But it is not angry or as angry as possible. Yeah, less than friendly. Yeah, yeah.

[Brett]

Angry, less than friendly.

[Johnny]

Agitated. How about that, Agro? That's good. We'll call it that. All right, that's perfect. There you go, everybody. Those were your hot releases. It's 98.

[Brett]

It's out of control now.

[Johnny]

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