09-10-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness - Arizona’s #1 Morning Radio Show

Episode: 09-10-25 – FULL SHOW – WEDNESDAY
Date: September 10, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Broadcast on: 98KUPD, Hubbard Radio, Arizona

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Episode Overview

Theme:
A trademark irreverent, freewheeling episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness, blending caustic humor, local banter, unfiltered pop culture analysis, and semi-serious social commentary. Today, the boys traverse topics from pig kidneys and food safety to infamous conspiracy theories, Magic Johnson’s HIV, sleazy self-promotion in radio, the devaluation of electric cars, and a viral murder on public transport. All delivered with signature Arizona sarcasm, personal stories, and listener interaction.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Show Open & Pig Kidney Banter

• [01:40 – 03:35]
  Offbeat humor around Brady’s ongoing kidney discussion and the prospect of receiving a pig kidney transplant.
  • Quote:
    • “Gotta get that pig kidney. That’s the only thing I’ll accept at this point, Brett.” — Holmberg [01:40]
    • “If you do this, Brady, I will front the money to re-Porkopolis and run it as Pigman Bogan. I believe in pig meat so much, I put some in my body.” — Brett [02:13]

2. Ratings, Radio Industry & Authenticity

• [03:35 – 05:22]
  Chatter about recent ratings, radio management's self-delusion, and the show’s continued dominance.
  • Quote:
    • “Rumors of the demise of this show, which are greatly exaggerated by our own executives, would go FL into the ether, Brady, as we continue to dominate.” — Brett [02:50]
    • “It’s funny to watch executives lie to themselves about stuff. I love it.” — Brett [02:59]

3. Charlie Sheen Documentary, Sex & HIV

• [03:55 – 11:47]
  Hot takes on the newly released Charlie Sheen doc, his public celibacy, and a segue into a deep-dive theory about Magic Johnson’s HIV announcement in the 90s.
  • Quote:
    • “Eight years sober and celibate.... because he’s got HIV. That’s not his choice.” — Brett [04:13]
    • “My OJ [Magic] theory... he was misdiagnosed and they made him the face of AIDS. You don’t cure yourself from that stuff.” — Brett [09:06]
    • ”If you remember, in 1991... HIV was a death sentence. Magic got fatter. No one with HIV in 1991 gained weight. Magic ends up 300 pounds.” — Brett [11:27]

4. Societal Shifts: AIDS, Porn, & Sex Culture

• [13:54 – 22:48]
  Wide-ranging, humorous, and sometimes crass takes on how society’s fear of AIDS evaporated, the evolution of sex in the 90s and beyond, and the normalization of once-taboo topics in media and porn.
  • Quotes:
    • “Now, you see a condom, you just think... AIDS. And now I can’t get hard.” — Norm MacDonald (quoted by Brett) [19:40]
    • “They don’t wear condoms [in porn] and they do horrible stuff to each other.” — Brett [20:02]

5. STDs & Personal Anecdotes

• [22:48 – 27:26]
  The team dives into honest, awkward, and occasionally graphic conversations about dating, STD disclosures, uncomfortable hotel-room confessions, and the real fear behind STD transmission: the conversation.
  • Quote:
    • “The only reason people are afraid of STDs is the phone call or the talk.” — Brett [26:27]
    • Brett needles Brady over a long-ago date who disclosed her diagnosis only after flying in for a tryst.

6. Throwback Toys & Collectibles: Stompers

• [27:01 – 29:36]
  Nostalgia over childhood toys (Stompers) leads to jokes about collectible values and misleading toy commercials.

7. Food Safety, Trash Dodges & Neighborhood Watch

• [50:56 – 56:36]
  Stories of neighborly weirdness: a listener emails about a neighbor who keeps swapping out trash bins, sparking paranoia about being framed for murder.
  • Quote:
    • “If a neighbor’s swapping trash bins... tell the cops. He might be dumping something on you.” — Brett [51:07]

8. Tesla, Crime, and Murder in Pop Culture

• [57:06 – 70:11]
  National news: discussion of rapper D4VD (pronounced “David”) found linked to a dismembered body in his Tesla. The hosts joke at length about his suspicious lack of concern, how the car’s data could implicate him, and oddities of modern life.
  • Memorable Moment:
    • The team improvises fake R&B songs about murder (“Romantic Homicide,” “She’s Fallen to Pieces”) [61:27+]
    • “If you have a body in the trunk, you’re guilty. There isn’t a normal human being who keeps going about their day.” — Brett [59:00]

9. Electric Cars, Resale & Manliness

• [65:26 – 69:41]
  Roasting the depreciation of electric vehicles, manliness of driving Teslas, and absurdity of using a cybertruck for anything but kid’s play.

10. Social Commentary: Viral Murder, Media, and Politics

• [82:26 – 94:32]
  Breaking down the viral video of a Ukrainian woman murdered on public transport in the US. The show denounces the politicization of tragedy and media’s love of salacious coverage.
  • Quote:
    • “Murder is always bad. When did we lose that plot?” — John [84:07]
    • “People didn’t help because last time someone did [Daniel Penny on the subway], they ruined that guy’s life.” — Brett [88:32]

11. Fun Facts, News Flashes & Weird Science

• [94:32 – 113:02]
  Brady’s “Brady Report” segment: stats about TV dinners, soccer field size, food allergies, Cracker Barrel’s décor controversy, Girl Scout cookies, and Hawaiian shirt factoids. Tangents galore.

12. Rock Wars: Coffee Shop Lines Playlists

• [153:09 – 160:37]
  Theme: “What song would you play while stuck in a soul-crushing coffee line when baristas force conversation?”
  • Picks:
    • John: “One Step Closer” – Linkin Park
    • Brett: “I F***ing Hate You” – Godsmack
    • Brady: “Duality” – Slipknot
  • Memorable quote:
    • “How’s your day? None of your goddamn business!” — Brett (as himself in the drive-thru) [149:08, 150:22]

13. Old Phoenix TV Nostalgia

• [130:36 – 136:47]
  Stroll down memory lane with local weatherman legends Dewey Hopper and Stu Tracy, including rumors, inside jokes, and 1980s channel politics.

14. End of the World, Pumpkin Spice, and Fools

• [138:20 – 147:46]
  Fall always brings "end of days" religious predictions, usually coinciding with pumpkin spice’s return.
  • Quote:
    • “Every September we get inundated with pumpkin flavored things and then some pastor comes out and says Jesus will be back…” — Brett [139:19]

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Notable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

• Pig Kidney and Show Banner:

  • “Gotta get that pig kidney. That’s the only thing I’ll accept at this point, Brett.” — Holmberg [01:40]
  • “I believe in pig meat so much, I put some in my body.” — Brett [02:13]

• Radio Biz and Self-Promotion:

  • “It’s funny to watch executives lie to themselves about stuff. I love it.” — Brett [02:59]

• Magic Johnson HIV Theory:

  • “You don’t cure yourself from that stuff. When he did it early 90s, HIV was a death sentence for everyone.” — Brett [09:06]
  • “Magic got fatter. No one with HIV in 1991 gained weight.” [11:27]
  • “He was made the face of AIDS, and it was too late to admit it was wrong.” [13:37]

• STDs: The Real Fear:

  • “The only reason people are afraid of STDs is the phone call or the talk.” — Brett [26:27]

• Vehicle/Trash Can Crime Theories:

  • “If a neighbor’s swapping trash bins… tell the cops. He might be dumping something on you.” — Brett [51:07]

• Murder in the Tesla:

  • “If there’s a body in the trunk, you’re guilty. Sorry.” — Brett [59:00]

• Public Transport Murder & Media:

  • “Murder is always bad. When did we lose that plot?” — John [84:07]
  • “People didn’t help because last time someone did, they ruined that guy’s life.” — Brett, on the Daniel Penny case [88:32]

• Barista Small Talk Bit:

  • “How’s your day? None of your goddamn business!” — Brett [149:08; 150:22]

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Popular Culture, Satire, & Local Flavor

• Ongoing ribbing of Arizona’s radio ratings, management foibles, and searingly honest critiques of local media.
• Gross-out and “bro” humor about sex, toilets, food safety, and childhood toys.
• Real Arizona issues: trash pickup etiquette, neighbor feuds, and the reality of living in Phoenix.
• Willingness to take on viral internet news and deconstruct media narratives with biting skepticism.

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Tone & Approach

Unapologetically raw, sarcastic, sometimes graphic, and consistently self-aware—a tone that mixes mock-outrage, relentless ball-busting, and a deep affection for real talk. The team refuses to treat sacred cows gently (magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen, rednecks at Cracker Barrel, or their own radio bosses), and always ties lengthy tangents back to the self-deprecating running gags and local color listeners have come to expect.

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Listening Guide: Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:40] – Pig kidney running gag
• [09:06] – Magic Johnson HIV/AIDS theory
• [19:40] – AIDS, condoms, and changing sex culture, Norm MacDonald bit
• [22:48] – STD confessions, Brady’s awkward date
• [29:36] – Nostalgia toys: Stompers
• [51:02] – Trash bin switching neighbor
• [57:06–70:11] – D4VD Tesla murder case dissection, AI cars, manliness
• [82:26] – Stabbing on public transport & news commentary
• [153:09–160:37] – Rock Wars: Coffee line songs
• [130:36] – Phoenix weatherman nostalgia: Dewey Hopper, Stu Tracy
• [138:20] – Pumpkin Spice & “end of world” predictions

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For New Listeners

If you’re unfamiliar with Holmberg’s Morning Sickness, expect rough language, candid social commentary, absurd tangents, and a show as likely to reference Magic Johnson as local Arizona trash pickup protocol. It’s a blend of locker room podcast and morning drive chaos—best enjoyed if you can take a joke, appreciate razor-sharp wit, and have a high tolerance for off-color asides.

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All ads, intros, and outros are excluded from this summary. Content included is all show substance—calls, discussions, listener emails, banter, and stories.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

Morning sleepers. Morning sickness. Good morning, everybody. Lowther. Welcome to Wednesday. Already? It's 5:45. The morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady. Who's that? His pig, man. Still love that very much. Gotta get that pig kidney. And Brady. That's the only thing I'll accept at this point. Brett. There's big Dick Toledo. Let's get this thing going. Yeah, the pig kitten. Emails her.

[Brady]

Got some good feedback.

[Brett]

Boy, I tell you what, there's a lot of hope in the pig kidneys. And if you're gonna make this, you know about the show as well as your life, please consider the pig. That should have been a Catchphrase for porkophylates. Consider the pig. You hungry? Consider the pig. I'm Pigman. In fact, if you do this, Brady, I will front the money to re Porkopolis and run it as Pigman Bogan. Do it. The Pigman. I believe in pig meat so much, I put some in my body.

[Brady]

See the sign spinner.

[Brett]

Now you. You are the sign spinner. And it's a kidney shaped spine sign going now Pigman wants you to eat at pork apple. Anyway. Ah. And then rumors of the demise of this show, which are greatly exaggerated by our own executives, would go FL into the ether. Brady, as we continue to dominate. It's funny to watch the executives see the. When the. You know. Remember a couple months ago when the Katie KB had good ratings. Yeah. And they were all celebrating their balloons and stuff. And then like yesterday they were like 17th or something. I don't know, some crazy, terrible number, and suddenly it's seasonal swoon. It's so funny to watch executives lie to themselves about stuff. I love it.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't see any balloons in the.

[Brett]

Break room this time.

[John Holmberg]

It's weird.

[Brett]

I think I might have absorbed too many promos for Charlie Sheen's new document. Because winning. That's all I keep thinking about when I think of, you know, the world of radio winning. It's hilarious.

[Brady]

But, yeah, I just need to order up some women. Yeah, they're chapter three.

[Brett]

When I ordered up this girl, man. Yeah, I want to watch. It comes out. Today is the. Well, it was midnight last night. I didn't do that, obviously. But the Charlie Sheen doc is out, and he did some interviews yesterday, and he seems sober and eight years, according to. That's what he said.

[Brady]

Eight years sober and celibate.

[Brett]

Okay. Because he's got hiv. That's not his choice.

[Brady]

He didn't break it.

[Brett]

Magic. Yeah. Nobody's boning. Well, that's an excellent prep. Prep. We don't know then counterpoint. And I still will go on my theory that no one has picked up on. But I guarantee you again, not to sit here and. But this is how it works in. If you're a little troll and you run around and pat yourself on the back and tell everybody how great you did. Just second, you're like when little kids run up to their moms and say, look what I did.

[Brady]

Look what I did.

[Brett]

That's a lot of people in this business. And I'm kind of sickened by it. But I'm going through an authentic phase in my life where I see people who kind of Creep me out with their inauthentic behavior. We got some of that in here, and it's gross. But they'll run into their boss and scream, look at me. Look at me. I'm gonna do it for a second. I'm gonna troll up. Who's. I'm right a lot about certain things, right? Like, just weird stuff. And I don't even know that I'm movie right now. Brett, what was the story you read yesterday? Is the place that you're most likely to get sick if you eat is the. Remember you said the thing. Food trucks. King taco. Yeah. You go to the taco trucks.

[John Holmberg]

El Pastor Tacos are more likely to.

[Brett]

Die from food poisoning if you eat at street vendors.

[Brady]

Was that like a health article or something?

[Brett]

Yes, it was. It's a huge.

[John Holmberg]

All over the news.

[Brett]

Yeah. Should we cancel these?

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

And you're like.

[Brett]

I'm like, hey, I've been Don Quixote.

[Brady]

About this guy is falling down.

[Brett]

No, I never have been. I've always been right. And I've always been toilet paper is a scam. Wash your ass with soap and water. Potlucks are disgusting. They need to be banned. And everybody's like, oh, they're great. We love them. Covid comes around and then buffets. McDonald's just started a buffet. Did you see that?

[Brady]

Branson.

[Brett]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

12.99.

[Brett]

What are you doing?

[Brady]

That's what the big words.

[Brett]

14 bucks.

[Brady]

And the lines probably around the door, you know, when they first open it up.

[Brett]

But it's common sense, man. Food sitting out is bad. Yeah.

[Brady]

The McDonald's buffet, I don't have to worry about. They just got to worry about keeping it supplied. Now people get unlimited.

[Brett]

Got to be refreshed constantly.

[John Holmberg]

Those pigs in Missouri, that's exactly.

[Brett]

We're going to get old, and then.

[Brady]

You're not going to get old. The problem is they're not going to be able to keep up, those beasts.

[Brett]

There is a truth to what Brett's saying. Again, counterpoint made Brett, very well done is that it's going to be tough to keep the stocks or the shelves stocked in Missouri. As I understand it, if you see the picture of it, it's huge, but there's a nugget. 12 of each thing. Chicken nuggets sitting out.

[Brady]

One lady, like I claim she did, 50 nuggets.

[John Holmberg]

Of course she did.

[Brett]

She's a beast. From Missouri. Branson, Missouri. And it's not just the Missourians. It's people attracted to Branson as a tourist destination, you know, But Gross. Human beings go to Branson.

[Brady]

You know, you look at it and say, all right, well for years. And that's obviously how McDonald's decided they offer, you know, go to Vegas and whatever. It's like unlimited primary.

[Brett]

Sure, right.

[Brady]

That's one of those deals. Now why not? Quality.

[Brett]

Sure. Good. Vegas stopped doing that because it's gross. So yeah, again, the food truck thing, they're like, maybe we should ban all these. They had the thing with the stop making tamales at home in your buckets of spit and mops and that got shot down. Well, Katie Hobbs changed it because it's an income, it's a revenue stream for some people. And she'd look like a bad Democrat if she cut that off from people's backyards. And look what I mixed my quikrete in last week. Is the same way they make tamales.

[John Holmberg]

There's some olives in there and stuff. You'd have been fine.

[Brett]

Would have tasted better. Tamales are awful.

[Brady]

Put a little deck mud in the roll up.

[Brett]

Ask what were we talking about before I went off on the food boat? Oh, the Magic Johnson thing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

So I, I was right about all this food stuff. I was right about toilet paper. Jussie Smole. Go, go down the list. This, this OJ thing no one has run with at all.

[Brady]

Goes all the way back to the Olympics with the swim team in Ryan Locky first.

[Brett]

Like this doesn't make. Yes, you. Thank you, Brady. You're adding to my lure. I listened to a show on the radio the other day and I said that might be the best radio show I've ever heard. And then I realized it was just a replay of us. It phenomenal this show. It's always good. My OJ theory has never once run. And I, and I don't. I. Look, I've been doing this for a long time and I still don't know how that happens. I think it's cuz I'm not a good self promoter. I'm good at bragging about myself. I'm not a good self promoter and I hate social media. I'm. I'm here for ratings on the air and that's all I really care about. And I'm not going to chase digital. I'm not going to jerk off all over myself trying to figure out digital number. They can do that. That's somebody else's like it. I don't care for it. It haunts me. My OJ Theory years ago was that he was misdiagnosed and they made him the face of aids and it worked.

[Brady]

You mean magic or magic?

[Brett]

I'm sure O.J. was breaking this. He was also mischaracterist. O.J. didn't do anything. No, I'm not saying that O.J. killed those people, but Magic misdiagnosed. And I've said it a million times and I don't know why I'm, I'm not like, like the Alex Jones thing. Oh, this idiot said this and this Jose Canseco style. Turns out later that I was right. You don't cure yourself from that stuff. When he did it early 90s, HIV was a death sentence for everyone. And they always, you know, south park did the episode where they just pumped money into his veins and it was money that plenty of people with HIV had tons of cash. There were a lot of rich people with hiv. He wasn't by any means the richest man to have HIV back in the early 90s. But they misdiagnosed it and they said, you've got HIV and it was probably a false, false test. And then they had the press conference. They sent America into shock. They lost their minds. They made them. They immediately doing PSAs commercials. I remember he went on Arsenio hall like a week after that press conference and started to tell everybody, you know, your behavior, there's consequences and you have to be careful. And condoms this. And they saw an uptick for the first time in society actually going, oh, we can catch it too. They never said Magic did gay parties. Which by the way, Magic did. He was in orgies in Los Angeles.

[Brady]

He said, so we found out just the other day, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen did it.

[Brett]

And so it was like all these weird, like, behaviors and they're like, oh my God, he's married. Like, America didn't put the wrap their arms around the idea. He wasn't an intravenous drug user. He's having sex with women, maybe a lot of them, but you can catch it. So condom sales went up. Young people finally kind of got the message that this is scary. And it happened. And then later I think they're like, oh, O.J. nevermind, O.J. magic. You don't have HIV. You've got something else, a blood disorder and whatever. And we can fix this. Cause again, as I was watching through the 90s, I'm like, who's the last guy? I mean, we were literally, if you remember, in 1991 was right. Or like a year removed from when ryan White, the 12 year old boy, got HIV from a blood transfusion. And there, like you want to talk about Public outcry and money being poured into stuff. Save that kid.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

He got was a quilt named after him and he was out the door in like a year. They didn't know how to fix anything back then. Magic got fatter. Within a year, no one with HIV in 1991 gained weight. No one. Magic ends up 300 pounds. He wins the MVP by the way of the all star game. Like six months after his age.

[Brady]

Stop working out.

[Brett]

Right. He wasn't even playing basketball.

[Brady]

You know, a ton of movie popcorn.

[Brett]

Opened those theaters, opened up some theaters. He had future investment like he was. Nobody in 1991 was looking for the future investments or Matt. I keep calling emoji magic. It was like investing in the future. Nobody did that with hiv. You just took care of your own right then and there. Well, imagine started a talk show like the dude was.

[Brady]

Oh yeah. That was forgotten.

[Brett]

Like it was four years later he had a talk show. The HIV Magic. Like, yeah, I've still got it. And like, you look fat. You're huge and healthy. Like, if this was thanksg you'd be the one I'd pick. Like, you've plumped. You plumped up nice. Cookie didn't get it. The wife. No one. And also, here's another thing that lends to my Magic credibility. He's got a son who dresses like a woman that's trans and is flamboyantly gay. I'm telling you right now, there isn't a household in America where if dad got the hiv, one of the kids is that openly gay without them being like, don't do this, don't do this. It's like if JFK Jr. Was playing with rifles, Jackie would have stopped it. She been like, I don't think you should be around those. Why? I don't know. They trigger me in a weird way. I don't know what's going on. Magic son is in a dress and they're like, this is fine. It's like, don't you like, aren't those part of like the perils of what happens? Like being flamboyantly openly gay. Although it is hilarious to see Magic's daughter. He's like six' seven. He's. He looks just like Magic when he was.

[Brady]

And they're not. And surprises interestingly enough, that they're not getting along. There's a little rift on that.

[Brett]

Well, that's because the son daughter is a bit off.

[Brady]

I'm quite suspender.

[Brett]

And wasting all that. Hey, I survived AIDS money incredible. But I think they made him the Face of aids. And it was too late to pull back and say, oh, no, no, we made a mistake. Because then everybody else would have just jumped off and go, oh, condoms would have gotten. They were happy.

[Brady]

It's gotta be, because I was gonna say if you were, you know, all sudden, years later, misdia. Yeah, the lawsuit on that one profile because he's an NBA player. Sure, that stopped, but it ended up going the other way.

[Brett]

It created more. I. I was right in the heart of that. I was 18 years old when Magic got the AIDS, and I was in the heart. It scared me. Like, you can get it from, like, normal sex.

[Brady]

Like, running off the court scared every bloody nose.

[Brett]

Oh, Karl Malone wouldn't play with him. Yeah, Karl Malone's great. Quote, what if you scratch him? I don't want the AIDS on me. Carl didn't get it. No one did. And that was what Magic did. He educated normal America. Sorry to hate to say it that way. That's how we felt. He educated normal America that this stuff can get you but not through a blood transfusion. Everybody joked about it up until about Magic, that you can't get this thing unless you're, you know, shooting up all the time with weirdos or taking it in the. But that was the only way. And so I looked around, and I'm like, I'm not doing anything filthy with anybody. I was worried more about, like, a regular STD than I would. AIDS wasn't on the menu until Magic showed up, you know, and then they started that whole thing. Magic's the first one. I remember saying, come on, cook. You have sex with a girl, you having sex with all seven years worth of her sex partners. I'm like, wait a minute.

[Brady]

What, like digesting gum?

[Brett]

Yeah, exactly. That's a great way to think of it. Yes. It's like digesting gum. A woman's vagina is very much like Hubba Bubba in your belly. It doesn't go away and doesn't stick either. It's seven years. It's like breaking a mirror or swallowing gum. And it's not even. That's right. Yeah. And sometimes it doesn't taste good either. Like Hubba Bubba's purple. Whatever purple flavor Hubba Bubba came up with. I'd rather eat the HIV one again. I feel like I was right about that one, too. I feel like that one needed to run off. And people are like, this idiot over in Phoenix has been saying this and then. And then vindication later when they eat. And then out of nowhere, 15 years ago, magic just test he doesn't have it anymore. It's not even in his bloodstream. Like, then we cured it. Yeah, I guess.

[John Holmberg]

What does he say about it?

[Brady]

He's no longer like this.

[Brett]

That's the other thing. No one quizzes him about this. No one talks to him about this. It's like Helen Keller's hand language. It's gone. There's gotta be another deaf and blind person. That would be like, can we use the Keller system?

[Brady]

Is it. Would you like to interview Magic? Yeah, well, let's if you can. There's no talking about aids.

[Brett]

Let's dive deep into what the hell went on, because he might. The more he talks about it, the more a hole would develop in the story. It would just. He's the original Jussie Smollett, but he didn't do it himself. Something happened there that did it. Is not. Trust me. I have a weird radar for these things. I've been saying it for years. Ages I've been saying that. First it was, you know, I mean, I'll go off little stuff too, but potlucks. Come on. Hear me, people. This Magic thing. Somebody I want to. I want to be the Martin Bashir of this and break this story. And I don't blame Magic. It worked. Like, what he was doing got people my age to pay attention to. Like being safer. I used condoms with my girlfriend because I was scared to death of like that just appearing out of nowhere like it did Magic. Then Isaiah Thomas and him started to kiss in the finals. When he came back after the. After they calmed Karl Malone down, saying, you can't catch it if you scratch him. Carl Malone don't want to play with nobody. Got a scratch. Get the aids, Carl. You're not educated. I drive truck. Come to work. Don't want the aids. Nobody wants aids, Carl. John Stocken ain't got aids. He get cut. I'm not scared. If Magic gets cut, you don't have to worry. Hit blooded aids. No, Carl, that's all right. They calmed him down. They put Magic back in the league. He goes and. And then he's kissing. Remember he was kissing in the 90s. But then he came back for a little while, started playing great. Nobody was afraid of him getting scratched. And they had to convince all the other NBA players, like, don't worry about it. Trust me, he's fine. But that. You know, I remember all the commercials. Oh, everything. And Magic was everywhere. Telling you, the only one that's really.

[Brady]

Like me, steady through that whole thing is. And still you hear about it. He still has his foundation is Elton John.

[Brett]

Well, Elton started with Ryan White.

[Brady]

The age found. I mean, that was the. The go to.

[Brett]

This was the goal. And we still have that. I said that months ago too. Why do we still have an AIDS foundation? Ask Magic what to do.

[Brady]

Yeah, without.

[Brett]

Without any hoopla. I bet you there were parties when the plague, like when the word got out, like, we cured it. I bet. And polio when the vaccine happened. A bunch of people with one dead arm were dancing and they're like, yay. Nobody's ever gonna have to go through an iron lung again. Again. There had to be. There was no celebration when we cured eggs. And it's cured for the most part, if Magic made it go away. And then we have commercials where Indian transvestites are making out with really short guys and saying, just take this pill even if you have hiv. They're encouraging. That's how different it is. They're telling you go out, knock the bottom out of somebody if. But take Big Tarvy and you can't get to eat. You can't. Don't worry about it.

[Brady]

The porn industry, according to what I.

[Brett]

See, they don't wear rubbers, anything at.

[Brady]

One time that it went through that phase. Oh, that seems out the door.

[Brett]

There was nothing nor MacDonald used to talk about that. It's like the last thing I need to think about while I'm masturbating is sex, safety and aids. Because when I see a condom, that's all I think about is like, they're worried that one of them has aids. Aids. And now I can't get hard because that's gonna. That's a turn off. And he's right. They don't wear condoms and they do horrible stuff to each other.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

I watched one the other night. It's a go to. I kind of like it. I'm not into gang bangs, find them odd. But I liked it when they knocked Lana roads around. There's five of them and they're just tearing her bits. And each dude is like taking turns on. And I'm watching one guy wait in line while another dude's in her no go hole. And then he and another guy goes right in there. Like, no scrubbing.

[Brady]

Double play.

[Brett]

Like that's. You know, I'm not allowed to have the same tongs touch chicken twice. But you can do that. Nobody's afraid of it.

[John Holmberg]

Calls a dirty dining room.

[Brett]

Exactly. If channel three comes out, goes chicken stacked over beef off temperature. Wang's going into dirt holes.

[Brady]

We had two different meats Going into one dirty dining.

[Brett]

They're like, dishwasher didn't wash his hands after handling shrimp. Dude, I'm watching stuff on pornhub where nobody's washing their hands between handling shrimps. Nobody's afraid of it anymore. And Magic was a lie. Magic Johnson was not presented to us properly. That was a. I'm convinced I'm right about this, and I hope I don't die.

[Brady]

It's because. And they're so quiet about it. It's gotta be that way.

[Brett]

They never talked him about aids. They never ever talk to him. You think that would be like unbelievable, that story. And then you look and it's got a son dressed up as a woman. And you're like, they're not afraid of it either. Like, it wasn't a journey. It just went away. Like you'd think if you had hiv. And then for years you fought and struggled and went. And all these nightmares and all the messages. And then your son comes to you in the sequin gown and says, guess what? I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is going to be trouble. Don't do it. It be your authentic self. But, like, don't flaunt this. Like, let's not get flamboyant with it. And he sure enough is. It's an excellent point. Brett can't handle chicken, but you can do that to a butt. Yeah, I'm right about this one. I've said it for years. There's only one STD I'm scared of, and it's not. It's. It's the. The. What do they call this? The. The warts one. Because that seems to just be like. Yeah, people get that. And it's like forever. And then you got to tell people. That's the. That's really what people are afraid of. They're not afraid of getting the words and the herps. Yeah, they're not afraid of getting them. They're afraid of what they have to do next time they have sex, which is. It's like being a sex offender. You got to tell your neighbors and stuff. You're in the midst of this. This chick digs you. You're into stuff. And then you got to break it down and go buy the. Bye. I. I got this thing I might squeeze off onto you like some sort of, you know, the last remnants.

[John Holmberg]

Got the built in French tickler.

[Brett]

You're good. No, no, no. You don't do it. You certainly don't. That's a real dirty human being. Oh, absolutely. I currently have an outbreak if you still want to keep going. Little bumpy, but don't worry about it. If you have. I don't know what it's like to have that. And I. And I. I empathize with anyone who does. But, like, Brady has his story where that lady had to break it to him and she waited way too long. That's. That needed to happen at dinner. When is the appropriate time to say, I've got it? I say, because, well, yeah, Brady's. Brady's date flew out. Yeah. Knowing I gotta talk to him. If this goes the right way. She should have told you in Atlanta. She should have told you before this, because.

[Brady]

Yeah, we shared a lot of stories.

[Brett]

Yeah, you were. And you got to the point where you're like, let's have a weekend together. I'll get a room. At that point, on the phone, she's like, all right. But not for nothing. Before you book that place and before I get on a plane, remember I.

[Brady]

Told you about the one marriage.

[John Holmberg]

How far did you get? Were you actually in bed or.

[Brett]

She just flew out. Whoa. Did. Were her pants off? I've never asked her that. When did she tell you, you're making out. It's getting hot.

[Brady]

We were just.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Head into bed.

[Brett]

I mean, but you had been, like, on the couch, hands over pants kind of thing. She's giving you the. Did she. Probably.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett]

Was she giving you an over the top squeezer at that point?

[Brady]

I don't.

[Brett]

You don't remember?

[Brady]

You just bombed it just before we even get to anything else where the direction's going. Yeah, but did stuff happen the night before? Yes, but not.

[Brett]

So were you, like, on a couch or like the night before?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. So you're hanging on the couch. You make a move.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

Hand over pants squeezers. She didn't polish off that night? No, Everything was kind of. I know you're nervous because Kirby's still at home, but.

[Brady]

Good morning.

[Brett]

Hey, man. What's he talking about, man? And then that was definitely when she should have done it. If this is.

[Brady]

I'll say the line was already crossed the night before you touched it. No, I.

[Brett]

And it wasn't crossed quite yet, but the. The. The. This is a go. The green light streams. The avenue of green lights lit up. Yes. So then the next night, we're like, all right, I was a gentleman on Friday. Saturday, you're catching all I've got.

[Brady]

We've. We've hit it off pretty good Friday night. Had a great. You know.

[Brett]

She should have told you on the phone. But that's the only reason to fly.

[John Holmberg]

Out here without letting you know.

[Brett]

But.

[Brady]

Well, there's a reason why she probably didn't. Because she's like, if I do that, that it's not going to happen.

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

It didn't anyway.

[Brady]

And it. Yeah, she.

[Brett]

She could have saved 700 bucks on a round trip to Georgia, and you wouldn't have bought a room at the Boulders, which, by the way, way too much money spent on a. On a rekindling date. That's maybe Denny's in a comfort in just like you. You spend the day together at, like, the botanical gardens. And like, I kind of like her.

[Brady]

Well, it was.

[Brett]

I'm not free booking anything for that Morning sickness medicate. K u p D h Morning sickness.

[Brady]

Yeah, but it. What? You know, I had that.

[Brett]

Oh, it was a. Of course. Yeah.

[Brady]

It wasn't a trade. I bought it earlier. There was a. A special going on for a weekend.

[Brett]

Package, just in case you had some squish flying or a.

[Brady]

Or friends come in or whatever.

[Brett]

You let them stay at your house.

[Brady]

My parents came out or something like that.

[Brett]

They wouldn't have said a gift or.

[Brady]

I use it for something.

[Brett]

Use it for.

[Brady]

And I did.

[Brett]

And you sort of did. Anyway, that's the only reason people are afraid of STDs is the phone call or the talk. But like Brett said, if you've got an outbreak, don't go out on the date that night. Yeah. Fake a tummy ache or something before you get to the point where you're like, we can use it still. But it looks like. Remember stompers from the 80s? It's kind of got those kind of tires around it. Stompers references go over with everybody who gets super cool. People who don't know what stompers are, Google it. They were awesome. Until you got one.

[John Holmberg]

I think I still have some, actually.

[Brett]

I have a stomper in a toy box at my mom's house. The tires always fell off and they didn't turn.

[Brady]

That's the ones with knobby tire.

[Brett]

Yeah. And then on the commercial, they're jumping and they're. They. There was nothing they would climb.

[Brady]

Where they finally got in trouble for.

[Brett]

Well, I don't know that they ever got done some toys they got in trouble because. Because people realize these things sort of suck. But they looked cool.

[John Holmberg]

They were awesome.

[Brett]

But stompers on the commercial, when you're.

[John Holmberg]

This little, you know.

[Brett]

Oh, I was seven or eight years.

[John Holmberg]

Old, my dad glued the tires and I didn't have that problem anymore. Give me that goddamn thing.

[Brett]

They came out with rubbery like ones later. And those fell off even more. The foamy ones stunk. I got the track. I got it all. And the track. How dare you. The track had a turn in it. The thing couldn't turn. So it would climb over the edge of the track. Track. That's. It's only on the commercial. It like the torque of a. Of a Mars rover with no gravity. It could climb the side of a couch that could do anything. And then you get it and would hit a rock and just go. And it ate up. I think it was 9v or double A batteries. It ate those like candy.

[Brady]

I just have one tire.

[Brett]

You do? Oh that's right. You have that. How much are stompers?

[John Holmberg]

Oh wait, I'm have to pull this up.

[Brett]

Did they change change them?

[John Holmberg]

No, the used ones.

[Brett]

A used stomper carries cash. That's the old Jeep cherokee.

[John Holmberg]

I had 459 bucks.

[Brett]

Four. That's 359 bucks. That's a three, bro. And I'm.

[John Holmberg]

I'm digging mine out today.

[Brett]

That's the one with the plastic tires. Those. Those were after the foamy ones. Dunk.

[John Holmberg]

Here's a funny one.

[Brady]

Looks like it's.

[Brett]

That's what? That's the one. Wait a minute, minute. No, because those are actual stompers. They call them stompers.

[Brady]

That looks like the foam.

[Brett]

Yeah, those are the foam tires. Look how cool it looks. And then you get it and it did nothing anyway. If your wiener looks like stomper tires, I never had one of those. That's a Bromobile. Bro Dozer.

[John Holmberg]

The original Bro Dozer.

[Brett]

How much Stompers have to do with people loving Bro Dozen. Pretty cool though.

[Brady]

Never knew it was like Shapers, the.

[Brett]

Company or whatever never heard of it. And they went out of business because they lied to you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, here's your track.

[Brett]

Yeah, that was my track. That's exactly it, Brett. It had that wild canyon ice mountain on it. That stomper couldn't do anything. And it had a goddamn turn. How dare you. How dare you give me a linear object and curves.

[Brady]

Did it make the turn?

[Brett]

No, it didn't know how to turn. You could build a bank, it would just go up to the side and tip over. Stompers couldn't turn and there was no remote. It was just turn it on. Its wheels would spin all four at once.

[Brady]

Looks like they did the A team van.

[Brett]

Yeah, and double a battery. And the worst thing you could do with a Stomper is what they did in the commercial, which is take it outside and put it in grass. It didn't move in grass. Grass stopped it cold. It was basically a grocery getter, like most lifted trucks. It's just for show. Yeah, that one's got. It's got a winch on it for some reason, because they're gonna pull that thing out of the grass all the. Anyway, my Magic Johnson theory holds true, and a dude named Magic Johnson got cured of aids. We didn't even. Nobody celebrated. That should have been. It should have looked like the happy version of the summer of 2020 with all the Black Lives Matter riots and stuff, people running in the streets, breaking windows. It should have been the happy march. The news should have been outside going, the world has gone nuts as AIDS has been cured. And just banging in the streets and piano stores getting robbed like they did when George Floyd got killed. For some reason, Scottsdale piano store needed to be broken into. I don't understand how that furthered the cause, but it's what happened. And then, you know, Scottsdale Fashion Square itself. Logan Paul will come. It would be the exact same people doing the exact same stuff that happened on the Black Lives Matter riots, only it would have been happy. And we didn't have it. There was never an announcement. We have celebrated. We tried to have a celebration.

[Brady]

They don't. It's. It's interesting because it's not like. Like you said, not a huge parade. And when you even say it, like, AIDS is cured, Is it is or is it curtailed?

[Brett]

Are you worried about it? Have you watched the Lana Rhodes gang bang? AIDS is cured. AIDS is cured. Have you seen Brett's videos? And so no one's scared.

[Brady]

Why wouldn't they, Right. Come out and say that? And then there's.

[Brett]

Then they get caught in all their.

[Brady]

Drugs that, you know, all these commercials we see for the big harm of that help.

[Brett]

Well, if they say that AIDS is cured and it is because of constant drug use, I know there's still hiv, and I know AIDS still gets people, but for the most part, we're no longer afraid of it. It's not a scourge. It's not like an epidemic. It's not.

[Brady]

Can't do anything about it.

[Brett]

Yeah, if you get the AIDS now, it's not a death sentence like it used to be. HIV would lead you to the aids. It's. It's. You're not getting it. Look at Charlie Sheen. He's got a documentary. He's healthy. He's like, I got a. I got HIV people still don't want to have sex with you just in case it's like a superstition strain, like. And I don't think demand for Charlie Sheen's dork is at an all time high right now. I think he got it out of his system, and now he's tainted and celibate for eight years for it is funny.

[Brady]

Like, hey, I'm proud.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Celibate for eight years. Yeah, because, you know, in his days. Well, I lived it. He lived it, and I'm done.

[Brett]

I'm good. You would never make him the face of aids because you knew exactly what he was up to back in the days. You're like, that dude will stick that thing. Anyway, Magic was a family man. It was a lie. We had lies told to us constantly. Magic was a family man. His wife was his girlfriend in college.

[Brady]

You hear all those stories about how close he was with Isaiah.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, well, yeah, those things. Parties.

[Brady]

How close were they?

[Brett]

Where they were just piles of people were on each other. And he would say, you weren't even sure who was having sex with you. And I'm like, well, there you go. Go. You were getting pumped. You didn't even care.

[Brady]

Imagine that. Fast forward to today. If Magic was throwing the parties that he had, he'd be Diddy.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, it would be. Yeah, it would definitely have changed in the mind. This one says to make sure things stayed a one night stand. I used to send text the next morning saying I had venereal diseases. He'd break up with him. That's a. That's brave.

[John Holmberg]

It's brilliant, actually.

[Brett]

You tell them after, so they hate you. They go get tested and they're cleared, and then they move on. Only danger with that is they tell other people that you've got something that's fun. Ever thought of using venereal diseases to weaponize them? To keep people you don't like from calling back? But yeah, that should. Let's. Let's set that rule here. Morning sickness rule is that if you've got that stage stuff and you're about to fly cross country to bang Brady, you gotta tell him on the phone. Can we have that? Brady's.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett]

Is that all right? Does Pigman approve? I think that's. I think that's great. Brady's got pygmies now and he's got him gotta get those inside of him. You don't have to tell that to anyone. You know, on the off chance that you are single someday again and you have to break that news to Somebody. I have pig kidneys. Like, that's just a fun conversation at times. Dinner. You don't ever have to. But if you said, thanks for flying all the way out here, imagine how mad she'd have been. If she got on a plane flew out, you get a hotel room, you roll her, and then you go, by the way.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, definitely afterwards.

[Brett]

She would have been furious.

[John Holmberg]

I got the bumps.

[Brett]

Why didn't you tell me, Brady? I wouldn't have wasted all that money on my Delta flight here. Keeping it local. Nice job. Delta hubs in Atlanta. Nice work.

[Brady]

Sent me round trip. It's round trip tickets. After go back visit her.

[Brett]

And you never went.

[John Holmberg]

I mean after.

[Brett]

After.

[John Holmberg]

You already turned it down here.

[Brady]

She tried to go back out this weekend. I said, you know, in my mind, I was like, freaking out.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm out. Speed bump.

[Brady]

It was a fun weekend.

[Brett]

He didn't do what we would have done.

[Brady]

I was. But she still had a. You know, it was a great weekend. Let's do it again.

[Brett]

Yeah. Brady was too nice at the end. And what Brett would have done is like, I have to tell you something, Brett. What is it, toots? And make it quick. I don't need your mouth yapping words. I want to hear it gag. Okay, we'll get to that. I have the. Oh, it's so hard. I have in the past been with somebody who may have had warts. And I. Wait, Where'd you go? Brass. I had round trip tickets for him to go see my warts in Atlanta. I got my wallet. See you later, Legions. Oh, he's so awful to me. I love him. I love him. I have to win him over. Brady was like, that's okay. We'll cuddle. I. Oh, geez. I need a pack of smokes. But you don't smoke.

[Doug Limu]

Brady.

[Brett]

Brady, come back. Toledo dad. A Toledo dad message. You know what I want to start doing? What is that? Smoking. See you. I would have handled it the same way you. That's okay.

[John Holmberg]

Cut.

[Executive/Producer]

What?

[Brett]

Actually, why? I probably would have gone through with it. I probably would have told. You're just so.

[Brady]

You're so far into it.

[Brett]

Yeah, I would have looked at it.

[Brady]

Like, I didn't want her to know that, like, inside you're freaking out like. Like, what's going on here?

[Brett]

I got.

[John Holmberg]

Might have been freaking out when I.

[Brett]

Was inside is I got my jeweler's eye out and giving it a good. What's up over. There we go. Hey, you seem all right. Let's do this. I don't See anything? She even.

[Brady]

Yeah. Talk to that. Talked about that.

[Brett]

What the jewelers.

[Brady]

Because she's. She's in the middle.

[Brett]

It's my jeweler's eye. Take a look at it yourself. It's pretty. Pretty.

[Brady]

She provided it. Oh. She's talking about like it's. You know, you can. It's still safe. It's just when outbreaks happen.

[Brett]

Right. She wasn't loaded with. She wouldn't have gotten on the plane. She was better than that. You don't get on a plane with an outbreak. You fake.

[John Holmberg]

I thought she was a complete pig and just decided.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

She was just trying something.

[Brady]

She's trying to explain that here's how it works.

[Brett]

Right? Yeah. You could have gone in and been safe. It's hard to catch it.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

But you'd have been fine. But because she's.

[Brady]

You know. She got married since then.

[Brett]

Yeah. Everybody's got it. The whole family's covered in it. The lumpy and bumpy Stumpy. I think we saw him in one of your videos. That. Remember that wart man down in Mexico? That's her son. Head to toe. Got those hands that look like tree trunks. The jewelers. I had me. Take a look for yourself. It's pretty pristine. It's a VS1 diamond cut. I see something.

[Brady]

Good cut. That's a good cut.

[Brett]

Nice cut. I see a flaw. This is a tight cut. Oh, hard not to say it.

[John Holmberg]

I just.

[Brett]

I was not to say it.

[Brady]

Princess.

[Brett]

Princess diamond. God. Let's get it out of this fluorescent light and look at it. A natural. Oh, that's nice. Wait a minute. What's this? Bye.

[Brady]

It's a blood diamond. Out late.

[Brett]

Oops all berries. Gotta go. He looks like a box of Oops all berries down there. Anyway, I was right about that. And I'm right about Magic Johnson. And no one ever listens to. To me as far as like having credence. But I. I hate that I see comedians going and then this. And I said I've been saying that for 20 years. And everybody finally take. I'm no good at self promotions. Not. Not a big enough show's not big enough for that. And in that respect, the Bobs are right. Those numbers aren't number one as much as they used to be number one sometimes. Oh, sorry about that. You guys were dominant and now you're just mildly dominant. Dominant. Oh, okay. You do it, you little prick. Let's get ourselves a wake up storm, shall we? 585. 9800. A good one. And we'll scream it together It's 98 Kup. Wake up.

[Executive/Producer]

It's out of control now.

[Brett]

98 K you P.D. hornburg's morning sickness. Morning sickness radiate k u p t Homework's morning sickness.

[Doug Limu]

You gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you peel. They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John, Brett and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us hobs but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's Bob? Johnny's not. They think dua's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Makes them laugh, makes them cry. In all seriousness and fun. Make your cop rise with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over 20 years like a blue pea. No, they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel. Wipe you off when they are done. Make your cock rise with the sun. Homer's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Step that up. Yeah, don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big rip. Radio's got you, son.

[Brett]

Piece of garbage, that guy. It's three days grace right there. Or no, I'm sorry, but it's miles to Noah. I apologize. I understand what's going on. Talking about garbage people that we've worked with in the past. I got this email, Brady, that's a good one there. Oh, but the teachers, this guy, the teacher email. I remember yesterday I said teachers quit. There's studies that came out that said the new Generation has like 8 seconds of time to give you before they check out. Like they only their attention span last eight seconds. So they're blaming like teaching and schools. I'm like, teachers, you can't catch a break. Quit. Quit your job. It's going to get worse. You're not getting paid enough. I don't want to see you marching around asking for more money. It's not your fault, it's the parents fault. Quit your job. Put it on the page. Parents again. Because they're blaming them. Like the scores are horrible and it's because kids are dumber than ever because the parents don't they blame everybody. Put it on them. But this guy says maybe instead of getting teachers to quit their jobs and get a. You convince a bunch to get fired, take charge of your classroom, and be an a hole when the lazy parents call in and blame you for stuff. My ex got fired because she wouldn't let children be lazy or disrespectful. And she used to fight back with the parents. I left her for a reason, but you gotta respect that. Yeah, she was mean to you, too. You were like one of the kids in the class. She put you in your place and you left because you're an adult. You don't need that. Yeah, we need those teachers with rulers again, smacking kids in the hands. And I hear you. And I know you're having an emotional problem. I hear you. I want to be there for. No, shut the f. Up. Up. What's the matter with you? That the phrase what's the matter with you needs to happen without the kid running. He's toxic. I. I'll never forget, Megan's nephew learned about bullying and then weaponized it within, like, three days. Anytime something happened, he didn't get what he wanted, he'd cry and go, he's bullying me. And his dad would run over and go, I understand that you bullied my son. Like, what? I was playing pool on a crowd Christmas party, and the little guy was reaching up onto the table, moving the balls around. I'm like, hey, don't touch that. The adults are doing something. And he look. What? And he ran to his dad crying. His dad comes over and he goes, what did you yell at my son? And I'm like, I did. He was touching all the pool balls. I was telling him not to do that. The adults were playing Ryan. Do you understand that? And I'm like, no, no, no. Just tell him not to do it. No, he needs to know that. I. I'm. I still love him. Like, it's that fragile at your house. He's worried you might not love him anymore if you yell at him.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's on you then.

[Brett]

That's all on you. So then the kid came to me later, and I said, I don't want to talk to you anymore. He's like, six. I'm very W.C. fields. I'm like, you're a. You're a little weasel. Like, you. You ratted me out for something you did wrong and made this whole uncle. Ah, just stay away from Uncle John. Why? You bullied me. And I'm like, I didn't bully you. I'll show you what bullying is in a second if you keep it up. And then he kicked me in the balls or punched me. Punched me in the balls. I'm like, little guy punched me in the ball. He bullies.

[John Holmberg]

He punch your back.

[Brett]

And he told me later, the little kid told me later in school, we just learned about bullying. And I'm like, well, you've learned it. I'll give you that. You picked it up pretty quick, cuz you are playing victim an awful lot. And it's. And you're getting cookies for it. I watched you get a free cookie for that. Do we want a cookie?

[Brady]

Will that make.

[Brett]

Yeah. Was a cookie for bullying. Oh, my God, it was brutal. So, yeah, we need teachers to just go, hey, shut the up. Remember the first teacher you heard cuss at you? I think mine was Mr. Del Ergo, by the way. Rick. Rick Del Ergo wrote me a very nice letter a few years ago. One of my favorite people as far as school went growing up, the teacher that got it. But I remember once we wouldn't shut up in his class. And he was always so nice to us and respectful and everything else. And we always kind of as kids were like, this is one of the good ones. Listen to him. Be nice. He had us. He won. He was a good one. But we wouldn't shut up. For some reason. He took the chalk and he threw it into the chalkboard and he goes, God damn it, what's wrong with you guys? Girls started to cry. They didn't want him to not like us. And I remember the first time hearing a teacher cuss, I'm like, oh, we're all done.

[Brady]

Never. It never happened.

[Brett]

All done.

[Brady]

He was so upset in high school for me, man, not even, you know, my football. Only time it would happen, Coach coaching. Every now and then they would.

[Brett]

Coach Clark wouldn't cuss, but he said.

[Brady]

That it'd be like, move your ass.

[Brett]

Yeah. You know, oh, Coach Clark would say, move your behind. You mother suck these sucks over here. She. Yeah. So, yeah, teachers quit. But, yeah, that guy's right. Maybe. Maybe a whole bunch of them start being mean teachers again and be that teacher Nobody wants, wanted. Mr. Craig, Mr. Zabrowski. Zabrowski. They were jerks. But you went in their room and you just tried to get through the hour.

[Brady]

That's part of building character.

[Brett]

Well, it kind of was. It was because you're going to run into those people in your life, so you have to learn how to deal.

[Brady]

I told Kirby, I'm like, you're not going to like every teacher.

[Brett]

No. And the ones you don't mean.

[Brady]

But you have to stick in there.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Not going to say oh, we're going to find another teacher.

[Brett]

Yeah, we're going to find everything to make my angel pillow.

[Brady]

Teacher fire.

[John Holmberg]

He had fun working at Circle K.

[Brett]

Well there he took it to another level because he touched some of the kids. We had a lot of that going on at Rhodes and Dobson. One of the English teacher touched a kid worked at a Circle K on Power Road for a while. I remember seeing him out there. Hey, what's up Rob? You were my seventh grade literature teacher. That'll be 3.99. She regret trying to finger that kid Anyway way I'm going to go to the river and have a life without a. A felony attached.

[Brady]

I'll take my chicko st. You know what?

[Brett]

I'm going to go ahead and steal these right in front of you and you can't say a thing. Cuz it's the second worst crime that's happened in this room. Bye now. I had to read that in the paper when that teacher died. I don't know if he actually.

[John Holmberg]

Three times just because.

[Brett]

Did he actually do it or was he just accused? I don't remember.

[John Holmberg]

I think he was with a girl. It wasn't like. Oh yeah. It wasn't like he.

[Brett]

She was young. Yeah, it was like 17. Yeah, he was dating her little diddly then he had. They tried to get a job way far out in the outskirts. On your way to the river you'd have to stop and get your cooler and your stuff so it didn't squeak the whole drive.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You get those styrofoam coolers? Yeah. Sounds like your parents bed. That's all we did. Oh my God. Look behind the counter. Is that who I think it is? I remember Stubbings with this. Who would.

[Brady]

That's the place from Rhodes. That's where you want the guy.

[John Holmberg]

What Circle K?

[Brady]

You have the Circle K by the river. Because all the young people coming in there to float.

[Brett]

It's not necessarily. They wanted him there. He should have been.

[John Holmberg]

He should have been in Sun City or something.

[Brett]

He just leave town?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You know what? I'm gonna go work at an amusement park.

[Brett]

I mean they're like, all right, if you're willing to do it, we'll put you behind the counter. And they did. You're not allowed from out behind the counter though because you'll start touching folks. Yeah, that's exactly how we do too. I think that's who I think that is.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, dude.

[Brett]

Look. You guys old enough to buy beer? I bet you didn't ask that question once in your life. We're gonna take this beer here and we're gonna move on, because age has never been a restriction for you. 3.99, please. It was. It had to be awful for him, though, when he recognizes. I hope he's doing well.

[Brady]

I don't know. I don't know what I. Ladies, I'm not checking for an id. Here. Here's your beer.

[Brett]

Yeah, I'd give everybody.

[Brady]

And if you want more, come on back.

[Brett]

If I got caught doing something like that, everybody gets beer. Cause it's like, here, I'm the coolest guy in the world. I'm not doing Monty. I just know that if I start checking IDs, it's going to look bad. Any girl handed me an id, if I'd been through that in my past, I'd be like, no, no, no, no. People can't see this. That looks terrible. I don't care. I didn't. I don't know that he did it. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't know the full story. I just know where I saw him. He's just complete. Yeah. Oh, he was.

[John Holmberg]

Horrible person.

[Brett]

Yeah. One of the meanest teachers I've ever had. That is a fact. I don't know about all of his. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no. As far as that. Yeah. I do know we had a teacher at Dobson that, like, the. The day one of the students turned 18, he married her. Yeah. It was like. Like a month after. But everybody. Nobody knew they loved her. Nobody knew they were dating. And then when she was 18, they got married, and she was pretty. And I'm like, you know, as a logical person, you're like, hey, they had to be dating before that. You don't just get married 30 days after you graduate. But they did. And everybody's like, huh. All right, then. Well, you got away with that one. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. He was a good teacher, too. I can't remember his last name right now. I remember his mustache. And then I got this email. It says, break Brady. Look at. What would Brady do? Only it's immediate. My neighbor switched out my trash bin last week, and I watched him do it through the window. And then again this week, he put his trash bin back. He switched him again. I thought nothing of it. But yesterday, the cops were out at his house, and sure enough, they were going through his garage and his garbage. I haven't said anything because I really like my neighbor, but what do I do? Stephen Loving, you from Arkansas. That dude killed someone.

[Brady]

And I'm checking out the trash.

[Brett]

I'm telling the cops, look in my trash bin too. He's been swapping these out.

[Brady]

Cuz otherwise I'm looking in there, I'm looking at that trash bin.

[Brett]

Well, you don't know. I mean, at first he might have.

[Brady]

H. I'm calling.

[Brett]

He might have put the evidence in your trash one week, and it's got DNA all over there, you can't see. And then he switched them back and now you're holding it. And if somebody's in trouble, the cops are going to blame you. Is there any like, serial ID for whose trash is whose on the bins?

[Brady]

Well, you know what's interesting is like.

[Brett]

It was signed a trash bin. There gotta be, right? It has to be.

[John Holmberg]

Still, I'd be like, oh, Chief, what.

[Brett]

Are you doing over there?

[Brady]

Yeah, you know what's funny is, you know, ours we put out in the front and since I'm on the corner, my neighbor puts his on the same side. So there's like five, but I know go.

[Brett]

You know which one? Yeah.

[Executive/Producer]

All three of our bins in Mesa have numbers.

[Brett]

They do have numbers. Yeah, they have numbers on them, which doesn't really matter. I get the guy could put evidence in your trash bin size.

[Brady]

They're out front. Yeah, but he can throw.

[Brett]

But if he's grabbing yours and rolling into the garage and then putting the body parts in there, and then next Wednesday, that's the next level. And then he switches them back to where you've got the bad boy. But he used yours.

[Brady]

Yeah, something's going on there.

[Brett]

Something terrible's going on.

[Executive/Producer]

But in a neighborhood like yours, don't they just stay in the alley? Alleyway, like, you know, we have the.

[Brett]

Main trash in the alley. And then recycling and grass, which I put everything in right out front. The grass one. I kind of let Al handle my yard gun. Although every once in a while I'll put like a bottle.

[Executive/Producer]

Those ones go out on the curb, though.

[Brett]

Yeah, those go on the curb.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, so you still got alleys?

[Brett]

Yeah, I got an alley for a lot of them.

[John Holmberg]

They've closed in.

[Brady]

The bigger canister in the alley.

[Brett]

Huge.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. And that guy that wanted to fight me, my neighbor that put the note on that said, we moved into the house behind you, don't use this anymore. And it was. Yeah. And I said, wow, this is like not a good way to enter the neighborhood. And then I had it looked up on maricopa.gov and he was an older fella, and he paid cash for this really nice house. And he's got like. I'm like, oh, this guy's got tons of money, thinks he owns. So I started blowing up a little, put a note back on the trash that said, hey, this is everybody's. If you want to talk about it, here's a phone number. Put it on the bin. And then. And then I went on the air and said, well, maybe he's got like some UFC grandson. That was like, he's gonna sic on me. Well, one of you jerk offs listening, we're working on his house and put two and two together and told him, this guy on the radio's talking about you. Did you put a note in the trash? Yeah, yeah. Guy across the. He thinks you got a UFC grinch. He's gonna kick your ass. That old guy came to my house. He's a big Steeler fan. His name's Rick. He's awesome. We're best friends now. We're ally buddies and best friends now. He came trudging, trudging in. Tripp was there. I don't think Tripp heard, heard this. And he's an older guy, he got Q tip hair and all that. And he comes in and Tripp's sitting in a recliner because I've got one recliner for the elderly visitors. And Trip lays in that while he watches the game. And the guy walks through my backyard and he's looking around, and my friend John Sharpnick taps Tripp and goes, hey, do you know this guy? Like, they, like, they both biden their way around. He just got lost, came through the alley.

[Executive/Producer]

They have radar for each other.

[Brett]

Couldn't have been a nice, nicer man, though. And I need to get to be best buddies with him. Now, if one of you pricks is working on his house, keep it down. I'm going to talk about him for a second. It's just amongst us, you know, we're pals. No reason to go blabbing. I gotta get in this guy's will. He's got a place up at Forest Islands. No, no. What's the other one? Pine something.

[Brady]

Pine Canyon.

[Brett]

Yeah, I've been Flagstaff. He's got a house out up at Troon. He's got the place behind me. He's got. You got pals all over the place. And I'm like, like, oh. And then I'm looking at him going, I gotta get in this guy's will.

[Brady]

His UFC son won't like that.

[Brett]

Quick. I gotta get in that lickety split. I gotta make good friends with him. But he was awesome. Rick was very cool. But back to that guy's dumpster. And that's the thing about the community trash. My new neighbor Rick behind me, he could be dumping off body parts in the big bin, and no one would know it's me or him or anyone else. So I don't know that you have too much to worry about.

[Brady]

And randomly, anyone could do it.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Those are in the alley.

[Brett]

Yeah. Even out front.

[Brady]

Anyone could go by there.

[Brett]

And, well, there's a reason every once.

[Brady]

In a while, if I do this, like, if I'm walking the dogs and I've got the bag, you toss one in, I'll put it in. If there's a can available there, I put it in.

[Brett]

If I'm riding my bike and I've got a couple extra bottles of water hanging off the edge, I'll go buy a bit. And usually I'm pretty respectful about the blue bin because I know a lot of. I'm right at home with mine. I can do what I want with mine, But I. I will be nice to yours.

[Brady]

And I look at it this way, like, if I' that. And if I see someone coming by with their dog or whatever, and they. And the cans out there and there's room, they throw something in there.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, not like they're putting five bags. I'm okay with it.

[Brett]

I'm fine with it. I don't. I don't think he's got much to worry about. But I'd still tell the cops that he was switching out my. You wouldn't. You wouldn't rat Brett. No. You wouldn't turn and go, hey, this guy's been swiping my. If he's.

[John Holmberg]

I would have take care of it myself.

[Brett]

Oh, man. What are you doing, chief?

[John Holmberg]

That's not your can, man. The hell's going on?

[Brett]

Maybe I would do it up.

[Brady]

That is weird. Up to the driveway.

[Brett]

Yeah. And then he swapped, right?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

No, no. And it's unlike your ring. I might go with Brett's way. Knocking on the door. Hey, what was the whole thing there with the switchy roos on the trash? I got you on my ring camera. Huh? You saw that? Yeah, I saw that. Knock it off. What do you got?

[John Holmberg]

Switch him back.

[Brett]

Yeah, he did. Oh, that's the thing. He switched it first, and then the next time through, he switched them back. So he was doing Something with your trash can. And then the cops come over. Arkansas police. It could have been that guy from Hazen. And look at your taste. All right. He's awesome. All right, darling, you make sure you got this straight. He's the best.

[Brady]

Don't run.

[Brett]

Don't run in Arkansas. We get you. What was that last word? Get you. Okay. Ain't running in my. But if he came over, we're gonna go through your garbage. Guy's like, go ahead. Wasn't in my garbage. Don't check, Brett.

[Brady]

It's the shell game. It goes all the way down the block.

[John Holmberg]

That's what he's doing.

[Brett]

It is the shell game. Shell game and body parts. And all this on the heels of that rapper whose name I can't say because there's a 4 in it. I think it's David, but It's.

[Brady]

It's David.

[Brett]

D4.

[Brady]

That's how you. Yeah.

[Brett]

D4.

[Brady]

VD.

[Brett]

D4. VD.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah, but it's David. Venereal disease. David. Just write David down. It's not cooler to have the four in it. You look like a moron. Anyway, his Tesla was in a impound lot, and somebody complained that it stunk. They opened the trunk, and they found a dismembered girl in it. And this dude still did a concert last night. He's in Minnesota, and he's. The tour will go on Now. I don't know his car, and he never. Never said it was stolen. Yeah. You're gonna fully cooperate. Yeah. That's part of your plan when they find the girl all butchered in the back of your Tesla? Nobody's impounding Teslas. Right. Like, if it was parked in the wrong spot. Who put that in there? He did this. If there's a. Look. If there's a body in the trunk of your car, you're guilty. I'm sorry. If I'm on the jury and they're like, we found a dismembered body, and it's Tesla. The worst, worst thing you can say is, oh, I let Brett borrow my car. Well, so then you hang out with a guy who'll dismember people. You're guilty of something.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I would never drive a Tesla.

[Brett]

So. That's true. Yeah, that's right. Turbine.

[Brady]

Well, the bummer for it's.

[Brett]

Yeah. Brett would never stoop so low as to dismember a body in an electric car. That's gay, right? I'm a judge, your honor. Look at this. Your honor. But I have a guy like me in A Tesla. Now look, if you found her in a 69 Chevelle, we might have a trial on our hands. But I think it's probably pretty obvious that I did not drive.

[Brady]

But this dude, this dame fell apart in this car.

[Brett]

This was just tumbling in pieces like a Mr. Potato Head. I stuffed her in the trunk and I forgot. And then I got the hell out of that gay ass Tesla and got into a man's car. Sorry, David Hart, but if you have a body in the trunk of your car, you're guilty.

[Brady]

Especially unless it was like the neighbor. Trash can, trash bin.

[Brett]

Look, right now, Brady, lock your cars. Let's say I get a call. I get a call.

[Brady]

He comes in for stuff.

[Brett]

I get a call right now, and Megan's like, they just found a body in the back of your Jeep. And I'm like, wow. Okay. And I tell you they found a dismembered body in the back of my Jeep. And Brady be like, holy cow. I know. And then I gotta go do a show. And then I keep doing the show. Show. You would automatically assume I'm guilty. Like, he's not even flinching. Most people have a dismembered body in one of their cars. It stops their day. They stop going about their business for at least a weekend to go like, what's going on? Who's. Yes, you do. Don't act like you.

[Brady]

Well, no, but I'm saying if the guy at the same time reacting the way he did, if he had nothing to do with it, you, you like, I don't want to go back to that car. But keep me posted.

[Brett]

Who borrowed your car? Nobody. Did you report it stolen? No. You're looking pretty bad right now. You stop what you're doing.

[Brady]

Take to get a hold of the guy and be able to say, you know, before your show, we've got some questions.

[Brett]

It was the next day. Did a show, you go home, you cancel a couple shows. Go. I don't even know who Dave Ford VD is. So I don't know if like the concert's such a.

[Brady]

Well, anyway, he did the show. But Crocs and Holster, they're all dropped. They dropped it for right now for the.

[Brett]

Of course there's a dead body in this truck.

[Brady]

But do you think the promoter. I'm like. Or not the promoter. Well, combination of.

[Executive/Producer]

You want.

[Brett]

I don't know. If we do this show, Brady, you find a dismembered. Not just a dead body, a dismembered body in your car. And you're like, wasn't Me? You try to shaggy your way out of that, and then you go on stage and do a bebop. Boop. Did I'm D4VD? I don't know how his music goes. That's probably accurate. Find some. And you don't go back immediately. I go back to start defending myself. Especially if I did it.

[Brady]

But that's what a serial killer does.

[Brett]

No, it Right. He's a killer. You're making my point. You go arrest this guy. He's suspect one. Let him explain it. They found a dismembered woman in his car, and the best they're saying is he's cooperating. No, he's not. He's doing a bebop show at the end of the night. D4VD. Is this him? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This was called Romantic Homicide.

[Brett]

I swear to God, he's singing about it. Wow, he's terrible. That was flat. Anyway, I'm just saying, I know you.

[Brady]

Guys heard some things. Things?

[Brett]

Found a dead lady in my car. All chapter bits. Wasn't me. I'm still here.

[John Holmberg]

Is that the next song? Next popular song's called Sleep well.

[Brett]

Is that right? All right. This dude's been telling us he's done it.

[Brady]

So anyway, track three, she's fallen to pieces.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm trying.

[Brett]

Drupal Amputee. What's this one?

[John Holmberg]

This is still the.

[Brett]

This is Sleep well. Click on that one. I'm telling you, man, there isn't a normal human being on the planet has a dead body in the back of their car that doesn't go home immediately upon hearing that news just to keep the people. Look, if you're innocent, you gotta keep the people. Somebody's trying to frame you. First things first. Who did you loan that car to every night? Ooh, look, it's a little sleepy. Go to sleep. It's terrible. You know, people go see this guy.

[John Holmberg]

Like Anderson Paak out there.

[Brett]

You spend money to go watch this leap Festival. Ambien should sponsor this guy. I don't think she got killed. I think she chopped her own body up after listening to his album.

[John Holmberg]

Where'd it go wrong?

[Brett]

Where to go wrong is the song. Anyway, I'm just saying, you couldn't look more guilty when the news breaks. And, like, you guys would think I'm insane. You should keep doing like. My uncle Bob died. I got a call at 9:44am for my stupid sister. Uncle Bob died? When? Just now. Whoa. All right, let me call you right back. I got to do the entertainment drill. I didn't have anything to do with it. I had an alibi. I was shocked by the news. But if they said they found Uncle Bob dismembered in the back of your car. Guys, I gotta go. Like, this is. I can't focus on how funny it is that Nicholas Cage is playing John Madden right now. We've got. I've got to go. You don't do a show after that just for the sake or knowing what you talk about.

[Brady]

I just got a call.

[Brett]

Oh, I talk about it immediately. Somebody dismembered a body. I gotta go, folks. Yeah, this is the last break you're gonna hear for a minute. News is going to take this, but I just got a call said somebody dismembered a body in my car. They left it in my car. And then hopefully you and I don't know, Brett will do it. Brett would ask the question because you wouldn't. You'd be like, wow, geez. Yeah, I don't think Brady would ask any questions because he thinks he's next. Brett would be like, who had your car?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brett]

That's who did it.

[Brady]

You're thinking Brett would do that? I got nothing to do with that.

[Brett]

No, no. Brett would ask who had your car.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

Because Brett's thinking, you're not getting me for this.

[John Holmberg]

Nope.

[Brady]

You're thinking, I did it.

[Brett]

Brett would be thinking like, you didn't cover your tracks very well or who had your car. They didn't cover the tracks. Tracks for you. Who had your car is question one. And if you don't have an answer for that, you did it. This dude, this D4VD.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Did it. And the reason I think, I wouldn't think so. I would think, oh my God, what a tragic situation. If you immediately, like, I gotta cancel these shows and get back and make sure that everyone I know and love is okay. Why would someone do this to me? Now, it may turn out later that. And why was his car impounded? Where was. Was it? Like, who towed it away? Why did he not know that? Why is a man driving a Tesla? All these things. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, David Hart, Sorry, Jim Wilson. But why isn't. Why is a man driving a Tesla? The second worst thing about this story is there's a man who owns a Tesla. Tesla's are awesome. I wanted the cybertruck.

[Brady]

What happened? You're trying to turn the Tesla into like a Miata or something.

[Brett]

Brett's right. Put gas in your car.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Brett]

I do like Teslas. They're very fast. But. But put gas in your car, destroy the Earth, please, by all means. I do kind of like Teslas. I just don't like how they're shaped. But I love that cybertruck because it's a giant kid's toy. I don't want one. They cost too much, and the resale value is horrible.

[Brady]

Throw some stomper wheels on that.

[Brett]

Oh, man, you're getting me going. They're so ugly. But because they're so. It's almost like those, like, pugs dogs. They're so ugly, they become adorable. They, like, go so far past real ugly that they find cute again. That's the Tesla cyber truck.

[Brady]

Now they're stretching them out. I'm seeing more commercial. Not only Tesla, but the electric car. Now they're getting 500 miles.

[Brett]

I do research. That's something I need to stop doing. Brett, what's up? You do it. And I know I'm not going to stop. Stop you. I need to stop looking at dudes who care about the environment as sissies. You know what I mean? I have, like, a weird kind of, like, that's a girl thing. Yeah. And I think it's because it's plants. I want the environment to be clean, too. I just don't want to do it through big business. Like, I think just clean up independently. Like, each. If each person did their part a little bit, your car's not really doing as much as they say, let's say.

[John Holmberg]

Being ironized Cody or anything. Don't start crying. But, I mean, you know, not recycling.

[Brett]

You're throwing in there because it's not a real program. It's not a thing. If it was a real thing, I'd be helpful with it. But it's not a real thing. It's fake. The recycling, we'll go into that. And that's another one I was right about a long time ago. And the city of Surprise is like, Holmberg's right. If you want to do it, you got to come down and do it yourself. We don't actually sort this stuff.

[Brady]

Brett's like, don't be a fairy. Doom Goblin.

[Brett]

Yeah. And that's it. It's. Cause Doom Goblin's in charge of the whole thing. And her new haircut is fantastic.

[John Holmberg]

He was dropped by Crocs and Hollister immed.

[Brett]

You know what? Come on. Your sponsors were Crocs and Hollister. Come on. Britt's making all sorts of really sound points here. Like, if you were my lawyer, I'd pat you on the shoulder. Like, great job. Great job. You're gonna get us out of this Your Honor, the man drove a Tesla. He's sponsored by Crocs and Hollister. Why would a woman be in a car with this twink, dead or alive? I rest my case. There was no way a woman was this close to anything of his.

[John Holmberg]

Call me D4D spells his name with a 4.

[Brett]

The guy might as well just be covered in KY Jelly and boy butter. I rest my case. You might be the worst lawyer I've ever seen, but God damn it, those were salient points. Anyway. Yeah, I don't mind the test, but I prefer like what Brett does. I know I'm in the middle. Like, I know you like them because you like ugly cars. Although you've changed the. The Lincolns of all.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, these are nice.

[Brett]

Yeah, these are good. What? He's got George Shefford.

[John Holmberg]

He's moving on.

[Brett]

Something happened to you midway when you used to love ugly cars and then you changed. It was weird. Like you used to love ugly cars and then everything got better and now they're really good. So kudos to you. I'm still.

[Brady]

I looked at the. I look at the battery things every now and then. I just still can't do it.

[Brett]

I tell you why. I can't do it until you. You until it. Make it so it doesn't become the least valuable thing on the road. The second I buy it, the value drops. They're useless. The second you buy them, it's the worst investment you can make.

[John Holmberg]

I just saw a video a little while ago. Guy spent 1. 75 on his cyber truck.

[Brett]

Huh.

[John Holmberg]

Or no, 150, I think. And now he was going to trade it in. It's got a thousand miles on it. 75k is all it's worth.

[Brett]

This guy dropped that much? It's insane. You get 25k percent on average of what you paid immediately. Like it drops in half the day.

[Brady]

Depreciation of an electric car compared to a used.

[Brett]

Because you can't get rid of them. Yeah, you can't.

[Brady]

The reason made they've also. There's a lot of inventory.

[Brett]

All new cars depreciate. These depreciate the same. And then because there's no resale at all, they just drop that like the price is low. But the dismembered body in the back, that's an extra feature. You pay more and that's going to hurt the. Really kill the resale on that.

[John Holmberg]

This guy makes a point. Wouldn't the Tesla record someone putting something in the truck?

[Brett]

Hey, there it is.

[John Holmberg]

Think about that.

[Brett]

Me neither. Those things are like tattletales on wheels.

[Brady]

Interior temperature go up or down, you know?

[Brett]

Yeah, because it tells you when your house is on fire. That's a good point. The Tesla's got some technology in it. Oh, this D4VD guy. So John, man can't own a Tesla because every man that does own one has ruined it. They've all got man buns. That's true. It's not the Tesla. It's the people. People in them.

[John Holmberg]

They'Re rolling out.

[Brett]

It's like the thing that people used to say is, what's the difference between a cactus and a Porsche? Yeah, and cactus has the prick on the outside.

[John Holmberg]

And the Corvette ones?

[Brett]

Yeah, they're all. Everything you can't afford. Usually says, brett put body parts in a Tesla. That would actually be a very good plan because no one would expect Brett. He'd be cleared instantly, not even considered a suspect. This dude and a Tesla? No one way this one's good. So it sounds like a D4VD singer found Homburg's old notebook and went on a rampage. That's not what happened. Go on a rampage. Sounded like you found. I'll tell you this. Yeah, I'll tell you right now. He found my notebook and wrote some songs. Probably those could be the lyrics. But, yeah, you. You do that and you're guilty. So again, if you get a call today at work and you're hammering away on the roof. What's going on there? Todd, your phone's ringing. Yeah, I gotta. I'll grab it in a second. I get some. Hello? You don't say. Okay, well, I'll be off at 5. No, no, I'm not coming home. Hang on. Not coming home immediately. I got a lot of roofing to do. Nope, she'll still be okay. See you later. What was it that Todd found? A dismembered body in the back of my car. Don't you have to go home or something? No, the roof's not done. Todd has a dead body in his truck and he's staying. You don't stay. You go home or you're guilty immediately.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, Brett. Tell that amateur what he's doing wrong.

[Brett]

Yeah, no, there's a lot that he did wrong. Especially the faint. Like, they probably got the call from the cop. David. D4V. How the hell do you say this? It's David. Well, that's first off. That's stupid.

[John Holmberg]

Whatever.

[Brett]

Anyway, we found your Tesla in an impound lot. Oh, I didn't know anyone had taken it. Well, brace yourself. There's A dead body in the back of it. What? That's right. Defortovid. They. They found her and she's all chopped up back there. And you know anything about that? What? Morning sickness medicate K.D. homberg's morning sickness. Yeah, well, you should probably come home. I got a show at 7. Well, by all means, entertain the people and then come on back to the dead body. If you. We'll wait for you to. For. Okay, bye. That is not how you handle that call. And it's also not how you spelled David. Isn't that right to forfeited.

[Brady]

For sure.

[Brett]

That's brace.

[John Holmberg]

This guy actually bought a Tesla used. Well, check this out.

[Brett]

Oh, you can get. If I want to get one, I get it.

[John Holmberg]

You can deal. Look at this.

[Brett]

Says, I bought a Model 32023 two weeks ago for 17 grand. 40,000 miles. Sticker price was way over 40,000. It's got the good self driving mode which I believe they'll charge about 8,000 for off the lot. These cars are not good at all. Very quick, but that is a about it. I was in the Tesla with my friend and he's got an older one. And after being in Waymos and stuff. And by the way, driving down McDowell the other day, the new Waymo box. Have you seen these things?

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

New cars.

[Brett]

First one I've seen. There's no like. I don't think there's like a steering wheel in it or any like driver thing.

[Brady]

He's just like, why do we need this couches?

[Brett]

What? Yeah, you just get in and it goes. Are they in Vegas? I didn't see. I just saw that there was like. No, it was benches, like regular benches, like the door slides. Because. Yeah, because they couldn't do it and get you in there if the couches were back up to the side. So they were side to side like a rail. But I'm looking at him like, is that not have a driver in it and like a wheel? And I'm like, oh my God. They have them in Vegas now. They'll take up and down the strip in these. In these like circles. Circular seating areas with no, like steer. It may have something. Yeah, but it's not like you're. It's. It's the future. And they're just tooling you around in these things.

[Brady]

They can make a smaller component.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you don't have to have.

[Brady]

Like a cockpit for the.

[Brett]

Right. You don't need a driver's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, so the kind can get his job back.

[Brett]

Oh, yes. The happiest Guy in the world. Don't do it. Don't do it. Is Steve Kim, the former executive of security. And the vice president's gonna hire him back now. Football player, operations, general manager, ships. Yeah. Time can come back because he can't get caught anymore. No. Just be drunk on his own. But yeah. I was in my buddy's Tesla and I'm like, what does this do? That's good. And he goes, oh, they haven't updated this. Good. He goes, it's actually not great. And it gets confused sometimes. It was. He put it on auto drive and it. There was a section where there were no lines and the thing just decided to go. Just start whipping around the road and it doesn't know line lights. I thought Tesla's new lights. It doesn't. It only knows what's in front of it. And if the car in front of it stopping, it'll stop. If not and you're not paying attention. Zips right through the light.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And I'm like, stop lights.

[John Holmberg]

It goes.

[Brett]

It doesn't. I thought that was one of the features. It isn't. It's great for freeways. It'll drive itself on the freeway as long as the lines are good.

[Brady]

That Lincoln has the auto drive on. They call it Blue cruise is what it's called. But you, you can't. You can't just take your hands off the wheel. You still have to drive about 30 seconds and then. Okay, put your hands back on the wheel. The other thing is if you're looking at your phone or you're looking away tells you it sees you. Eyes on the road.

[Brett]

I'm going the other way. I don't need my car to nag me anymore. It's already enough that the seatbelt thing won't show.

[John Holmberg]

Already married. I mean.

[Brett]

Exactly. Yeah. I don't need my car telling me everything. I've already got that in the side seat. You're going too fast. You drive like a maniac. Like, shut up. Car, car.

[Brady]

But on the highway, yes, it's a lot easier.

[Brett]

It's a lot easier in straightaways. You can let go of the wheel in a regular car. In Australia, I have self driving mode in the Jeep too. As long as the alignment's in shape.

[Brady]

It has the lane alignment or whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Does yours stop though for lights or have you tried.

[Brady]

Yes, like if you have it on that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it'll.

[Brady]

Whatever.

[Brett]

Lights. Oh, what's in front of you? Not the lights.

[Brady]

It'll.

[Brett]

It doesn't know red lights.

[Brady]

No. If that light. I haven't done it yet.

[Brett]

Where?

[Brady]

I've just.

[Brett]

Don't test that.

[John Holmberg]

Try it.

[Brett]

Don't try. I'm gonna do it today. Don't do it. Try it. It. Don't do it, dummy.

[John Holmberg]

We're going to lunch for Brady today.

[Brett]

The last thing you want to do is find out. What do you got to lose? We're three years away from the pig. So, yeah, throw one into the intersection. Let's just see what happens. No, don't do it. But, yeah, the Tesla was just slamming on the brakes like it was last second stopping. He's like, I can't do it. I have to drive it myself. I don't know that he was all too pleased. Other than the speed, it's still the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they're fast.

[Brett]

Still the fastest. They're great as far as that goes. And they're comfortable. They're kind of cool inside, but, man, oh, man, when Wilson was tooling me around, I had no idea what the technology wasn't. It was. But you know what I knew wasn't going on in Wilson's. There was a dead body in the trunk. As far as, you know, diced. Good job, Wilson.

[John Holmberg]

Were you guys in the Roosevelt district when you're cruising around?

[Brett]

Oh, we went to a Sun's game and then took 7th street back up. Yeah, we were pretty close to the 7th Avenue. We were actually very close to the Roosevelt, and we didn't hit anybody with it, but a bunch of dudes with man buns were leaping onto it. Yeah. Anyway, get a body in the back of your truck. Pretty much counting the fact the police are looking at you, and the second you act like your day is just normal after hearing that news, you did it deforfited and stop it. That's the worst rap R B name I've ever heard in my life. What if I spelled David with a 4? What, do you work at the license plate bureau? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Why don't you put a one where the eye is and at least make it look like David? I don't like vowels. All right. They've always crossed me. Like. All right, let's eliminate vowels and use numbers instead. That's smart. People aren't gonna struggle with looking at that saying. Is your name David? Where's the I? It's before vid. Do I say the four? No, it's an A. Should have used an A. What happened to you? Why don't you just call yourself big one, weenie, or, like, something good because he had crocs where the A is. Crocs are going to Love this. The 4Vd dummy. And he's a murderer. I'm convinced of it.

[John Holmberg]

I can't wait to hear Chappelle talk about this one.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, Chappelle. And that was so frustrating, watching Chappelle knowing that we did that exact same show a year earlier. Like, ever Go back and listen. It's like Chappelle listened to it and then went on stage and took it. And he was right. We did that exact same thing with Jussie Stuff Mole. And if he does it with the forfeited. God damn it. Remember where you heard it first. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Bert?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

My detective buddy just sent me pictures. He goes, I just looked this guy up and did some image searches. He loves death. A bunch of his own image pictures are him covered in blood. He's got blood all over his hands in this one. And then my detective buddy says, because he's smart and he does this for a living. Says the only way to get into a Tesla is by valet. Key. It's an electronic key in your phone or a phone he gave access to. Access to. They have tons of cameras recording outside. How smart is a guy who spells his name with a license plate vanity? He did this. He is effed. I don't know. I don't know how you get into a test, but I know it's because he couldn't.

[Brady]

You let. But you could have, so someone else could drive that car. Like, if you're gonna give him access.

[Brett]

You gotta give him access so he knows who had it. Yeah. Interesting. He killed some people. Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right. On the list. Sound garden birth ritual for them getting into the rock and roll.

[Brett]

It's official. Yeah, man.

[John Holmberg]

That's Sleep Token. The warning Vengeance Sevenfold. Nine Inch Nails will be in town next week. Heart Magic man from Magic Johnson raging its machine Pantera in flames Static X AC DC Motorhead killed by death for the Tesla Rapper and gnr used to love her for.

[Brett]

Yeah, I like that. You spelled it exactly right, Brett on the board.

[Brady]

I looked it up.

[Brett]

This is a great playlist. This is like. We should put this up on the. Like these people have suggested a great playlist. There isn't a song on there I don't like. I don't think maybe. No, there isn't a one song I don't like on there. I would take a road trip with this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's not bad.

[Brett]

Nice job, audience. Well done today. All right, let's go with First Ritual, though, because I'm never turning that one down. That's one of my favorite song. Sound guard. It is my favorite Sound garden song.

[John Holmberg]

Mine, too.

[Brett]

So good.

[John Holmberg]

It just tears it up.

[Brett]

Just tears it apart. Music's good. Lyrics are incredible. Unreal Sound Garden. It's birth ritual and congrats. I wonder who's going to do their. Like you said, who's going to do their. Their singing when they get inducted?

[John Holmberg]

He won't, but I was voting for Johnny Strong from.

[Brett]

From Operator.

[John Holmberg]

Because he can hit those notes.

[Brett]

He does it. I wonder who can do it. I don't know. It's gonna be interesting.

[John Holmberg]

It's gonna be.

[Brady]

It'll be end up some pop.

[Brett]

There'll be somebody you don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Or it'll be like Dave Grohl and Eddie Vedder and all the other Seattle guys.

[Brett]

I don't know if he would, but the guy from the Struts, it's got a little bit of a different sound, but he can hit those notes and he's got the flare to pull off the stuff. I don't know.

[Brady]

It'll be Miley Cyrus.

[Brett]

It might be Lady Gaga or something. His daughter, I don't know. His daughter can sing like an angel, but I don't know if she sings metal. Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter. If you don't know this one you're watching, let me just say you're welcome. I'd watch Sabrina, although she writes the worst songs I've ever heard in my life.

[John Holmberg]

She's not writing these, though.

[Brett]

She just looks good up there, saying she looks great, but, man, those songs are dumb. Soundgarden. You're welcome. It's 98.

[Executive/Producer]

It's out of control now.

[Brett]

Morning sickness. 98. People are emailing me, Brady, and asking this question. They're saying, holmberg, I'm surprised you're not talking about why a gorgeous White woman working minimum wage job at a pizza place, taking a public transportation vessel and was murdered. Why she can't get a guy to take her to and from work. That's a good point. Like the girl, the Ukrainian girl that was on the public transport. I don't know how it works in the Carolinas. All I know is Phoenix, public with transport. I get a lot of emails going, what's your take on that? I'm like, man, that, that's. If you've seen the video of this Ukrainian girl who gets stabbed on this train. Just, it is, it's awful. And I hate everything about what's been done about it. I, I, you know, there's, there's nothing about it that's normal. There's nothing about it. And that's the thing you do. I talk about all that self defense stuff and things. You can't defend yourself from it. No, there's, it's no idea. And here's where you can defend yourself. Don't sit in front of people. Just be more cognizant of sitting in front of someone and not knowing who they are. It's.

[Brady]

What's the main thing that knowing your surroundings.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your, your situational awareness. But you're trusting that the world is not going to do this to you.

[Brady]

And you've ridden that route probably, you know, even if she was doing it for a month, you're like, yeah, just my everyday commute.

[Brett]

Look, and, and I do always make jokes about like if you're pretty and you're on a bus or a train, you've, you've destroyed your opp. She's a, an immigrant who was literally taken out of a bomb shelter and brought to the States with her mother, I think. And like this, this thing is, it's a surprise attack. So yeah, the only thing to walk away from on that is be more skeptical and cynical of society. And when you get on public transportation, leave a space between you and the person behind. If there's room to sit away from a person, do it. Keep your eyes on everyone. And that's so sad in itself to say that, that, that's so pathetic. But it's reality and it's awful. And I hate so much that we live in a country where people are picking sides on this. It's become political. Like you know, even that, even that letter, a beautiful white woman, you know, a black guy. And, and I watched on the news last night and like I guarantee this would be a bigger deal if it was a black woman stabbed by a White. I'm like, murder's bad. Like, when did we lose that plot? When did we as a society lose the plot to say, yeah, murder's always bad? There was a guy on TV yesterday talking about, I don't know what this is, Donald Trump's maga. People seem to be, you know, jumping all over and like, yeah, murder's bad. They. It's. Did you see the video? Did you just watch it?

[John Holmberg]

Just showed it.

[Brett]

It is.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody just sent it to me.

[Brett]

Awful. It's awful. I can't grasp. And the dude was in 14. I mean, look, if you hate Trump, you can hate him all day. I can't watch that. Like, the whole video, I've only seen up to the point where he's about. He hits in the neck. Did you see the one after where she's sitting there holding her neck, like. Like she's bleeding to death and no one helps her? I mean, it is just insane. She's not dead yet. She's looking at a guy like, what just happened?

[John Holmberg]

There's some dude, like, standing right there.

[Brett]

Blood is pouring off of that. It's just awful. Yeah. And I just don't. You know what? If you hate Trump, still hate this without worrying about whether or not it's politicized and just be a human being and don't make this about politics. And if you love Trump, don't make this about politics. This is just bad. No, there's no red or blue on this. And the media is trying to make it. One side's winning and one side's losing. And, you know, yeah, he was released 14 times from jail and a, quote, liberal judge let him. Who cares? Dude's a murderer. Whatever happened in the past, we can't learn from that anymore, that it's murder's bad. We need to get back on that pig. Can we at least be united on that one? It's not that you can change anything or start passing law. Murder's already against the law. This is just pure tragedy, period. End of story. Dude should have been. This could have been. That doesn't matter. What I don't understand and what can change is getting involved. You're not stopping that guy. Everybody on the news was like, what would you have done? Well, I'd have beat him up. I'm like, no, you wouldn't have. You'd have been a. In shock. There's a good chance you would have taken a swing. Maybe you.

[Brady]

You're talking about, like, if you saw it.

[Brett]

If you're sitting next to that. Yeah, you're it's gonna take you seven or eight seconds.

[Brady]

I've got nothing.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's gonna take you seven or eight seconds to think what just happened.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

Is that girl bleeding and by then he's standing off. I'm not worried about a guy with a knife. They scare me to death. But it's not. I'm never gonna think, well, he's got a knife. I can't do anything.

[Brady]

I probably am. I mean, I'm not going to confront him at that point.

[Brett]

No, he's willing to kill.

[Brady]

I'm gonna.

[Brett]

If you don't know, if you know what you're doing, that's it. You help the girl. Put your fingers on they all. One girl. One lady looked at her phone like, more like, oh, I'm not getting involved in this. It's so awful. And you know who's to blame. This sounds really crazy. The media people didn't help because the last time someone did, they ruined that guy's life. I forget his name. Daniel something. They ruined that dude's life and he attacked someone who was gonna kill somebody and he beat him up and he killed him and they tried to put him in jail and he turned out to be sort of a subway. Yeah. And that dude stopped something. Well, the guy killed didn't do anything yet. Yeah, but he was threatening people's lives. People's lives were in danger. Like, but now it's like if you get involved, you can, you can lose your life, livelihood. I'll say it's sad. And people email and go, what's your take on that? It's murder. I don't care. I don't care.

[Brady]

It's all, if she was beautiful, what were they looking for? What's your take on it?

[Brett]

Have you watched the news about this at all? It's all gone. It's all gone. Politics about the background of Biden. Biden's America caused it. Trump's America is trying to fix it. We need now we need National Guard in the streets and wherever the North, North Carolina cleaning and now. And the Democrats are like, well, of course Trump's going to try to, you know, pump up his anti crime agenda. I'm anti crime. Yeah, sorry. I don't care if she was. I don't care if she was fat or ugly or disgusting or beautiful or whatever. And media does tend to lean in on pretty women getting things happening to them more than an ugly person would. But this is just. And it's fear based. You know who loves it is the news. Fox, cnn. All of them, whatever C side you're on, they love showing it. It's great video for them. It's salacious, it's horrifying. It scares you and scaring you. The general public sells product that is tried and true.

[Brady]

So, yeah, you can turn it into a political thing.

[Brett]

Oh, then you can make it live for months. But I just. I just believe we should all at the very base of humanity agree that there's no argument that murder's bad and we should. We should try to stop it if we have a chance. It. We're not gonna. It's always going to exist. It always has, it always will. But in these situations, to never once say it has something to do with what we didn't do five years ago, or we should have banned this, or that doesn't matter. Hindsight, Police are disgusting. I mean, I don't get not helping her, but I also don't like the. What would you have done? Oh, I got involved. I might have chased the guy down and kicked his ass. It's like, maybe. Or he might have sat there and gone, what the hell just happened? And then the dude's gone. And you call 911.

[Brady]

They still haven't gotten the gun.

[Brett]

I don't know. Oh, they got him.

[Brady]

They got him.

[Brett]

They charged him. But it's. It's remarkable.

[John Holmberg]

Charge him. Should have shot him right there.

[Brett]

I agree with that. It's not. And then, you know, and then hiding behind mental health and all this other stuff, it's just like, no, murder's wrong. You can't be. You can't have the excuse of, oh, I'm a little bit crazy. Crazy. You gotta feel sorry for me. That's why I killed that person. Back in the olden days, when you were crazy and killed someone, you were a crazy murderer. That's all it was. You just. They didn't go, oh, he's got mental health issues. You gotta help him. No, you're just a crazy person who murders now. You're not crazy and we feel sorry for you, and you murdered just a crazy murderer. Anyway, so I've gotten a lot of emails. I didn't really want to dive in because. Because I know why I'm getting these emails. To see if I stand on a side. Yeah, my side is all. Murder's awful. Especially that type where it's just a person who didn't even know the other guy. Just a stabbing for the sake of it. I don't want to hear from him. I don't want to analyze it. There's no reason to worry about. Well, he's had mental issues. Yeah, he's got mental issues. He's a murderer. And yes, we can arrest our way out of these things and put people in jail who belong in jail anyway. So there. You've asked the question. That's a miserable story. We're a fart show. Of course. Am I going to get one. I get one political. Right off the bat. See, this is what's going on. This is the media's fault. People can't just say it was a. What does it say it was? A psych op to start getting military police on. All right, Carlos, I'm not going to. Oh, yeah. That's not what it is. I. I'm not. I'm not against that thought. Not. I'm against the idea. But I'm not saying that he's wrong. Carlos is saying that it was a plant. Basically, they murdered someone on a camera to make it awful. He's the patsy who's been in and out of jail 14 times for terrible things. He's a lifetime jail guy. And they basically say, we need you to go sit down for 14 years and we'll. We'll treat you better than you normal. But you kill this, kill someone, we'll catch you. And then. Then we'll have an excuse to put military on the streets. That is a conspiracy theory. That, that to me makes sense. That. That I don't think.

[Executive/Producer]

Elections. Right. And we can organize this. Nine states.

[Brett]

That's so easy to organize. Absolutely. You watch Better Call Saul. When they needed a bald guy that wanted to go to jail, they found a dude. His name's Kil Kenny. And he'll do it. He likes sitting in jail. He wants to be there. He can't make it in society. He. That's the only place he gets a bed and food. So they just let him.

[Executive/Producer]

Won't ever be quiet.

[Brett]

They'll tell somebody. No. They get paid to not do it. Their families. They can't. It's. It's a thing. Reality is, Trump Tard made everything political and his mustard or mega tard cults followed suit. Okay, some of that's true. But in this particular situation, can we leave it alone? Just say that a. A girl was slaughtered for no reason whatsoever, and maybe in the end it comes out your conspiracy. These are true or right?

[Executive/Producer]

What then?

[Brett]

Right. But I'll tell you this. Trump was in charge eight years ago. Biden was in charge four years ago. Four. Four years. Trump's in charge again and it still happened. So all of you support someone who could have done something. In hindsight, none of us did, John.

[John Holmberg]

Why can't we go back to the way it used to be? You kill someone, we kill you.

[Brett]

Yeah, you do it like that, you're a threat to society. I just. I don't. I don't like the look. Mental health is a real thing, but hiding behind it and then feeling sorry for people who dis. I can't do it. And I do agree that somebody in and out of jail 15 or 16 times, you gotta keep an eye on that. He shouldn't be out anyway. Stop emailing me about that. It's just sad. I don't know how anybody's finding politics in this. It's just sad. That's miserable. I don't care what politics. Murder is not a color anyway. Most beautiful, actually. What I just said. It's time now for Brady to give you the good fun news that we normally do and make fun of. Can't do that one. It's the Brady Report. It's brought to you by all Pro Shade Concepts. Arizona's best patio shades. Put some shade in your backyard. Make your backyard beautiful and just flat better. Allprochade.com Brady reporting.

[Brady]

Good Tuesday morning to you. Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brett]

What happened?

[Brady]

What?

[Executive/Producer]

That was a quick transition.

[John Holmberg]

Those pills again, man.

[Brett]

Good cover. No one noticed.

[Brady]

Happy national TV dinner day.

[Brett]

Good, good. Great cover. I mean, absolutely nobody heard you say the. It was pro.

[Brady]

How else could I have covered it?

[Brett]

Just stop on Tuesday and go, it's not Tuesday. Whoops. Good Wednesday morning. But you. Yeah, you've sped through it.

[Brady]

That's the way I like to.

[Brett]

You made it. It silly. You made it like a. You made it like a loop de loop of words.

[Brady]

Couple of baseless.

[Brett]

Did anybody notice? No. Seamless.

[Brady]

Oh, I wasn't expecting that to be like.

[Brett]

I know. No, no, don't get defensive. It was funny. Stop it. Don't be a baby. It was funny.

[Doug Limu]

Wednesday morning.

[Brett]

Morning. Hilarious.

[Brady]

Oh, couple of basis fun facts.

[Brett]

Is the guy from the Rooster here? He's dropping off money from our birthday show. Will you go grab that. That donation to the Humane Society? He's dumping that off? No, he's been. We're in the middle. I didn't get to. I didn't check my text. He was probably texting me the whole time. Yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah, go grab that from. Tell him thank you. And I think it was 2,500 bucks. It's pretty awesome for a night of drinking and goofing off over at the Rooster. That's a great bar by the way. Head on up there. Tacoma or the Thunderbird? Tacoma, thereabouts. Right. On Scottsdale Road. Awesome bar. Just recently discovered it. It's a blast. Sunburst. Morning sickness medicate. Get you PD Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

A full size NBA basketball court can easily fit inside a soccer penalty box.

[Brett]

Is that right?

[Brady]

I didn't know that either.

[Brett]

Well, they have those big leather chairs and. No kidding. Huh?

[Brady]

An ancient shirt.

[Brett]

Wait, what's a soccer penalty box? You just get that little card and then everybody goes boo. And then it just keeps going.

[Brady]

Is it the offsides they're talking about? Like the penalty boxes where you get called for being inside the goal you can't pass when you're making a shot.

[Brett]

That could be.

[John Holmberg]

I don't watch soccer because I don't.

[Brett]

Think I'm a man. I don't watch soccer.

[Brady]

It's not like hockey where you're in a. Yeah.

[Brett]

An actual penalty.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. Because they just come over.

[Brady]

I think it's the. The zone in the soccer.

[Brett]

Because the penalties in soccer just. You get shown a paint swatch from Sherman Williams. Right? Yeah. Hello. It's Alizarin. It's beautiful. And this is. We're going to paint our house a maze. The Indians call this maze. And then a bad one is like, oh, red, you have to go sit somewhere else. And you can't play next week either.

[Brady]

In ancient China, people ate tea like a vegetable.

[Brett]

The leaves. Yeah, no kidding. Before it's all dried up.

[Brady]

Obviously something I need to go over again. If you're allergic to any cats, it also means you're allergic to lions and tigers. So.

[Brett]

I am.

[Brady]

Don't climb in.

[Brett]

Positive. I'm allergic to lion. Look at this. From the Rooster to the Humane Society. The Rooster Tavern. $2,500 check in my hand. That's awesome. And that's just for my drunken birthday show. So thank you to the Rooster and everybody who attended the awesome birthday show back there in early August. This show might be dying according to the executives, but sure is kicking ass when it comes to doing stuff. Ratings are good, seems good. They're rooting for us to die from on top.

[Executive/Producer]

People like that place asked if we're gonna do something there.

[Brett]

Again, Rooster was awesome. That's the best.

[Brady]

Huey Lewis got a perfect score on the math portion of the sats.

[Brett]

Wow. It's hip to be square.

[Executive/Producer]

Wasn't he?

[Brett]

When I first heard hip to be square, I thought hip to be was one word. And it was a road he was talking about. He was on Hip to be Square. Wow. Or like a place the Hip to be Square. It's like, it's Hip to be Square. It's like, oh, where's that? If I had Google at the time, I would have looked it up. What's Hip to be square is that in England.

[Brady]

There's a family in Texas celebrating its first baby girl in over a century. This firefighter, Michael Sherman and his wife Jakia just found out they're having a daughter. Michael's side of the family has only had boys for 108 years. So the last Sherman girl was his great great aunt Aura in 1917. So his whole family went nuts after the gender reveal. Baby's doing march. They're checking to see if it might qualify for the getting this world record. The Associated Press did a story on a couple in Pennsylvania who borrowed a million bucks to save the world's oldest drive in movie theater. Shankweiler's Drive in opened near Allentown, Pennsylvania.

[Brett]

Don't.

[Brady]

Not gonna do it. 1934.

[Brett]

Thank you for stopping him because you could just see his lips pursing you.

[Brady]

I knew someone would. That's why I did.

[Brett]

No, we tell people why we stopped you, and then it gets better. If you'd have done it, we'd have hated you for a second.

[Brady]

It was America's second Drive in theater. The first opened in New Jersey a year before that. So in 1933. It got demolished in 1940. But Lauren McChesney met her husband Matt, and before they tore this one one down, he actually met at a Drive in theater. She tore his her ticket into the Drive in Theater in 2019 or 2018. And they got married. They hit it off. She went to the Drive in theater, and that's where she met him.

[Brett]

Movie.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

They get married. Fast forward in 2018. They got married in 2020.

[Brett]

Oh, so they met at the Drive In.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

He tore her her ticket and that's how they met. She married the dude in the box tearing tickets.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett]

What a lose.

[Brady]

And then together seven years.

[Brett]

Why would you marry that guy?

[Brady]

Together? They decided to save this in 2022. They're like, let's save this Drive in theater. Shankweiler's Drive.

[Brett]

What a terrible investment that is.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

There's a flag lady for you.

[Brett]

Yeah, she's an idiot. She married a ticket ripper at the Drive in, which was already dead. That's like marrying an overnight radio guy. No offense. But today, like back in the day, that Used to be a thing. You're still doing overnights and there are no overnight guys. No, that's true. It's like marrying an AM radio host. Well, there's no future there.

[Executive/Producer]

There you go.

[Brady]

They said the investment is paid off.

[Brett]

Sure. Because they were making $12 a year. The bar was low.

[Brady]

They're open Thursday through Sunday. They charge 13 bucks for adults, $9 for kids. Kids that'll go out of business for a couple years.

[Brett]

Five year maximum. They'll be begging for money.

[Executive/Producer]

No, what it is, they're not playing anything new.

[Brett]

Right. They're doing. Yeah, they're playing on nostalgia because it's cheap. Until people realize this sucks. The sound of these things.

[Executive/Producer]

Goonies again.

[Brett]

Only as good as my stereo. Right. And then people won't want to see the Goonies for an eighth time. Do you guys have any other movies?

[Brady]

Movies have a residency.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's like Celine Dion on the screen. The driver.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Executive/Producer]

Are they showing a new. New film?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Toxic Avengers screening.

[Brady]

Weapons.

[Brett]

There you go.

[Brady]

New in.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett]

Johnny. Billy Madison. They're just doing what Netflix does, which is just Milk. Terrible. Adam Sandler movies.

[Executive/Producer]

Yeah, it's just Netflix in a field.

[Brett]

Yeah. Oh, that's a good band name. Well, Shankweiler's Drive In Theater sounds like a place to get murdered.

[Brady]

It does.

[Brett]

Deforvited. Probably would love to go to a movie there and stuff. Bodies and trunks. Nobody will notice.

[Brady]

There's this couple that live in Bavaria, southern Germany. And it's funny because we talked about the story last week. Week about doorbell ditching. Well, they had been. It's been happening to them numerous times in this apartment complex. And they're trying to figure out who did it. I like how they talked about the term in German. It's what Klingostrek.

[Brett]

Turn did. That not. There was no rejoiner in that thing.

[Brady]

I like the name. Suggestions.

[Brett]

There it is. Okay. Do you realize how hard it is sometimes when you get ahead of yourself?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

In the middle of a sentence, you just said in German, it's Klinger stacking. Is that part of the story or are you just having an episode?

[Executive/Producer]

No, he says, I like it. I like it in German.

[Brett]

And he told us what it was in German with no, like, clues. We were going there.

[Brady]

Thanks, though, because we've heard ding dong, ditch, Knock a door, run.

[Brett]

Well, we are. We know what this is all about.

[Brady]

Knock down Ginger.

[Brett]

Okay, that's enough.

[John Holmberg]

You're gone.

[Brett]

No, Ginger's as close as we need to get.

[Brady]

So they went.

[Brett]

All the letters are there. Did you say keep going? Of course he said keep going. He wants Brady to hit the big boy. Ding dong. Ginger is as far as we're going. Cuz if you started to play Boggle with that, you're gonna win in Brett's neighborhood. I see what I can make. Hey, ginger spells. So nope, we're not going to down this road.

[Brady]

So they went upstairs to check with their neighbor, see if they're doing it or their kids around there doing it. Ends up the culprit was a slug scaling up the wall over the doorbell. And by the time they get out there, it's already gone. Then they notice a little slime on the.

[Executive/Producer]

How long does it take them to.

[Brady]

Get to the door?

[Executive/Producer]

It's a slug.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. They were. They didn't notice the slug to answer it the next day. Unless the slug leaps off right. Then you'd see a dead slug.

[Brady]

It was a turbo slug.

[Brett]

It would only happen once. Unless it was a team of slugs. What do they call it? A murder of slugs. A parliament. What is a gaggle of slugs?

[Brady]

Covey.

[Brett]

A covey is a covey of slugs. Is that your guest?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

I would say what would a bunch of slugs get Caught. A pride.

[Brady]

Slime tribe.

[Brett]

I don't think that's too specific. What is it?

[Executive/Producer]

Looks like it could be called a route.

[Brett]

A route of slugs. There's one for all of us. What are people? What are.

[Executive/Producer]

What is a collection of people?

[Brett]

A crowd. A group. What do they call us? A group. There's a bunch of humans in one spot called pack. A pack of humans. Or what are we?

[Brady]

I think you could.

[Brett]

But what's official? Like you can say it, right?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You can say it for anything but like you can say a gaggle of wolves.

[Executive/Producer]

But proud mob. Congregation strong gathers. So we're all flock mass.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Brady]

A new survey talked to more than 3,000 football fans about their drinking habits. Might have they've been more honest. But the fan base with the heaviest drinker in football.

[Brett]

What's that in Germany?

[Executive/Producer]

Philly?

[Brett]

Chicago.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Chicago.

[Brett]

Yeah. They're fat and they guzzle. Maybe Wisconsin.

[Brady]

Nearly 19% packers of this fan base is downing five or more drinks. Game day.

[Brett]

Texas has a huge stadium.

[Brady]

You ready for this?

[Executive/Producer]

Packers low.

[Brett]

I'd say packers are least amount. Is it based on. Hold on. Timeout. Is it based on stadium size and how many beers are sold? And then they add that.

[Brady]

Ask these people. The fan base. Football fans.

[Brett]

Oh, the drink.

[Brady]

When you go To a football game. Do you have five or more drinks? Do you have.

[Brett]

You know, Browns, they got to drink their sorrows away. Cleveland, the Browns were pretty low, too. They LA.

[Brady]

Arizona Cardinals, number one. We win 19 stage time.

[John Holmberg]

I was just gonna say haven't been.

[Executive/Producer]

To a game in a while, but yeah, I guess I can.

[Brett]

Nice job. Cardinal fans. Number one drinkers in the NFL. Yeah, hang your hat on that. You don't get a championship, but you got one of those.

[Brady]

Buffalo Bills are the next. Then the Texans, Carolina Panthers, Tennessee Titans. Commanders goes down the.

[Brett]

Where are the Steelers?

[Brady]

Where Seattle Seahawks fans were the second least. So the least were Green Bay Packers. They then.

[John Holmberg]

I can't believe that.

[Brady]

Then the Seahawks, then the Steelers.

[Brett]

Wow. Bears are in the middle somewhere. I figured they'd be high up.

[Brady]

Yeah, Chicago Bears are pretty low, too. They're like. It goes. Where were we? After the Steelers, it goes Dolphins, Patriots, Chiefs, Bears, colts, Lions, bottom 10.

[Brett]

Oh, you said Steelers are like third one up. They're like tents up from the lowest.

[Brady]

No, Green Bay is the least amount at 3%. Seattle Seahawks are second. And then the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Brett]

How did you name all those other things off of them after that? You said Steelers and then there were like nine things you wrote after the Steelers.

[Brady]

The next least. Oh, would be the Dolphins.

[Brett]

So we're third. Cardinals are last in this study. If you flip it over where the.

[Brady]

Number The Browns are 20th.

[Brett]

You. You sure you're reading that right? It seems like all the ones that should be drinking are on top of the don't drink list. I think you might have that backwards.

[Executive/Producer]

We're offended by your.

[Brett]

Yeah, I am. I think that's backwards. It's not.

[Brady]

Well, I'll let you.

[Brett]

No, I'm saying. I'm just. It just feels like they got the numbers upside down. Let me see.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Brett]

NFL fan base that drinks the most is not Browns. Wow. Even in the headline it says, surprisingly, the packers fans say they drink the least, and that's a sign of alcoholism. So I still say the packers are the most. Is that when you ask them, how much do you drink?

[Brady]

How honest are these people? Out of the 3,000 people they surveyed.

[Brett]

You go to Green Bay and say, are you got. How many drinks do you have a game? They're looking at you like, what are you, my mother? Who. I have maybe one or two. Like, that's six.

[Brady]

They're filled up on cheese and brats.

[Brett]

And that's at the game, prior to the game when they're tailgating. Nine, ten beers. They don't need to get it inside because it's so expensive and they're cheap.

[Brady]

That might have something to do with it, too.

[Brett]

Cheap fat Green Bay, Wisconsin, people. So, yeah, we solve this.

[Executive/Producer]

Do they tailgate in Chicago? Where do they tailgate? It's all downtown right.

[John Holmberg]

There on the lakeshore.

[Brett]

Yeah, the lakeshore is loaded with tents and stuff and just in people's yards and, like, all all over the stadium. I went to a preseason game in Chicago once with my uncle. They were tailgating for that thing. It was against the Cardinals. Ironically, it was the last year the Cardinals were in St. Louis long time.

[Brady]

Van Leeuwen ice cream has teamed up with the carnival cruises, and they've.

[Brett]

Put.

[Brady]

Out a new flavor of ice cream. Sunscreen flavored ice cream.

[Brett]

The smell is great. To be fair. I love the smell of sunscreen, so it might taste good. Yeah.

[Brady]

The ingredients include coconut cream.

[Brett]

Nope.

[Brady]

Cocoa butter.

[John Holmberg]

I was just gonna say copper tone.

[Brett]

Is. Smells good. Yeah, but it's still coconut. Smells like smell. Bronzing woman. Ask deforvited. That's a good smell. You just want to chop it. You want to quarter it and barbecue it.

[John Holmberg]

That's not barbecue. That's not suntan lotion.

[Brett]

I know, but you want to barbecue the roasting woman. You know what I'm saying? It's a carnival cruise, for God's sakes.

[Brady]

The girl scouts just unveiled their newest cookie flavor. They're called Explore Explore Mores. And it's like Rocky road inspired.

[Brett]

Yeah. Okay.

[Brady]

Chocolate cookies.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's. When does that come in? Like, April. When is they get you?

[Brady]

January.

[Brett]

All right.

[Brady]

Start selling your mind on summer. This year, they announced that they've mixed s' mores and toast J.

[Brett]

If you're a fan, those are those coconut messes. They are.

[Brady]

Is that the toast?

[Brett]

I think the toast Js are the ones that have that.

[John Holmberg]

Those are Samoas.

[Brett]

Samoas have coconut. What's the one that have, like, that roasted coconut in the cookie?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett]

I know.

[Executive/Producer]

Samos is covered in the only ones. I'm thinking. Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Scott.

[Brett]

I would literally rather shave Toledo's ass and lick the remnants than eat coconut.

[Executive/Producer]

When are we booking that?

[Brett]

Let's do it. If I was in a prison cell, like, you have two choices. Eat coconut or the anal hair of your producer friend Dick D. Like, get the razor. I'm not eating coconut. That stuff is disgusting. I am proud of to say that Pamela Anderson contacted me and said, I think it was Pamela Anderson at the native. She's very Attractive lady named Pamela Anderson. And she came to me and said, oh, no, it wasn't her. It was the guy next to her goes, you ruined strawberries for me. I will never eat another one again. I'm like, why? Because I said it's like biting a homeless man's nose full of blackheads. That's exactly right. Because if you squeeze a strawberry in a homeless man's nose, the same thing happens. A bunch of white seeds come out, and then you scrape it off with a frosting knife. Strawberries are gross, too.

[Brady]

Did you see Cracker Barrel released a statement? You've shared your voices not just on our logo, but also our restaurants. Only four restaurants have been remodeled. And that's it.

[Brett]

They're gonna stop.

[Brady]

Yep. They have 660 locations.

[Brett]

One thing, redneck, what you want is nice new interiors. It reminds them of what they don't have. That argument got lost on me because it's like they're trying to remodel their stores. If you like the food, it shouldn't matter. They're taking away what. I know what's going on here. You go to a Cracker Barrel, and if it's nicer than your house, you're gonna start feeling bad about yourself. So, yeah, you have to go into a Cracker Barrel and feel like you went into some sort of dumpy boss barn. So you don't feel like you're in some country club and you don't fit in anymore. You want? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What if it don't look like the Boar's Nest?

[Brett]

They don't want to be hanging out. Exactly. Because they want to wear overalls. They don't want to feel like they have to try I want my tea game. Cracker Barrel said, hey, guys, we're gonna step this up a little bit and make this place a little classier and, like, to hell with that. They got mad and acted like it was the old man on the porch that they were mad about getting rid of. They were mad about how it made them feel inside to walk in into a nice place.

[John Holmberg]

You don't ever see the Waffle House.

[Brett]

Changing because their clientele would feel, oh, I'm out of place. Suddenly I'm over here at the Paradise Valley Country Club.

[John Holmberg]

Got tea and crumpets on there.

[Brett]

It's some sort of homo F word pancake house. Now I'm going over somewhere else. Make me feel like a man. What do you mean, I gotta wear a shirt? Yeah, that's what the Cracker Barrel argument was. Everybody tried to make that about racism or White people being, you know, DEI'd out. I'm like, no, no, no, no. This is about hillbillies feeling bad about.

[Brady]

Their house chairs on the front porch.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, they want that. The Boar's Nest is a perfect comp. They want that place to feel like one stiff wind might knock it down. And they can go in there with no shoes on and like nails.

[Brady]

Unless you find a local place.

[Brett]

Yeah, no, that's their stake 44. And if you start turning it into things that people want to get go to, they're going to start getting looks again. They're in a comfortable spot of equal people. I walk in there and they're going to go, oh, boy, here we go. Because I'm looking at them going, ew, I don't want to eat with these people. But if you start making it nice, more of me is going to show up and we're going to start. We're going to start phasing you out. They weren't worried about phasing that old man out on the logo. They were about themselves getting phased out by a classier clientele, which Cracker Barrel is like, I guarantee the meeting at Cracker Barrel before they changed everything was like, how in the hell do we upgrade our clientele? Like, how do we make this place better? Like, we've got. We've got the hillbillies, they're staying. How do we get a decent group of people in here? It's like, we could paint it white. All right, let's give that a try. The hell you will.

[Brady]

CEOs like, oh, I just got finished with a round of golf and I.

[Brett]

Right. I look at the clubhouse things. You normalize Cracker Barrel to dudes in golf cleats, it's going to make just Death Row and his family feel horrible about having not showered to go eat. When a kid's got dirt on his face, the Cracker Barrel is okay to go with. Take that away from them. Where are they going? Getting kicked out of every other decent place in the city. Make that all about white people being cast out. That was an insecurity from the clientele of the Cracker. And, man, did they throw a fit. One thing you want to. You don't want to do.

[Brady]

The other thing is to the perception like, oh, they did that. It's going to be more. More expensive.

[Brett]

Yeah. Price is going to go up to pay for this. They're smart about that. You want something done in this country, piss off rednecks. They. They put heat on things and they are unrelenting and they pick bad battles. No one at Cracker Barrel thought this would happen. They didn't. Game plan one iota for what if the rednecks hate it? Not one bit. They didn't see that coming. But they weren't thinking about their people. Their. They're poor, they're dirty.

[John Holmberg]

It's almost like when the Dukes of Hazard brought him coins.

[Brett]

Coin Vance. I mean, you know, they were protesting Paramount and they're running around. Get them back. I don't care how much they want.

[Brady]

One year, two year run.

[Brett]

One year, one season.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Byron Cherry and I can never remember the other guy's name. Coy and Vance. And I remember when Bo and Luke came back in their NASCAR outfits and showed up at the Boar's Nest in the helmets for some. For some reason. And then popped off their helmets. And you could hear the rednecks going, oh, oh, get a towel. Get a towel. They're back. I just made tummy puddles on my belly. Thank Christ. Co advance are gone. They couldn't stop Boss Hogs operation. They gotta get that shot across that board.

[Brady]

Brady never liked that cur.

[Brett]

Never. Never like Coy and Vance running shine. It had to be Bo and Luke. Coin Vance are a couple sissies. They couldn't shoot flaming arrows the way Bo and Luke could. Blowing up stills and breaking the law.

[Brady]

All right, I got a couple of radio videos.

[Brett]

I broke that down real well. Right on time, too. Yeah. Cracker Barrel people are going to email me, mad. You don't understand the DEI world they're trying to push on us. I'm like, no, no, you don't understand. You're a redneck that hates nice things. You don't like when things look prettier than stuff you have to live in all the time. And the pretty people start showing up, you're going to feel bad and leave. Then you got nowhere.

[Brady]

Don't move the cheese.

[Brett]

Yeah, the best thing they could do is start serving food at that. Is that ranch? What's the place? That's not a Home Depot and it's not a Lowe's. But they sell like a bunch of still products.

[Executive/Producer]

Rancher supply, tractor supply.

[John Holmberg]

Tractor supply, yeah.

[Brett]

You put food in there, Cracker Barrel.

[John Holmberg]

Starts still waiting for your tractor supply.

[Brett]

I got my. I got my letter from them about my generator. Actually, Brady's friend picked it up. He said he'd get it to me. How ironic. It's 23 bucks. Br. Big deal to change a couple passwords. But I still won. Oh, yeah. I just never received winning. You're a winner. Winning, Charlie. Winning. Brett. Winning.

[Brady]

The first one is a word from the Alabama. Alabama governor.

[Brett]

Oh, that's the Alabama.

[Brady]

Excuse me. A slight increase in the number of.

[Brett]

That's a woman.

[Brady]

We'll be getting to the state. Yep.

[Brett]

She's mad.

[Brady]

Excuse me. A slight increase in.

[Brett]

That's a fake noise. They added the noise. She just did a little old lady thing. But they added the huge hippo burp. You want it to be true. I don't. Do, too. But that's not real. Nobody laughed in Alabama. Somebody gone. How do. Like somebody would have said something. All right, next.

[Brady]

Next is a group of 1, 2, 3, 4. Four girls hot dogging on a motorcycle. Is it five?

[Brett]

It's. Is this one of those sorority videos?

[Brady]

There's five trying to pull a wheelie now.

[Brett]

Five hot Mexican girls.

[Brady]

Down goes the bike.

[Brett]

Oh, man. One of them drugs her leg pretty bad. Yep. It's in Mexico. The motorcycle's laying on one of them. That's what you get when you. Five hot chicks on a motorcycle. This is like a cheer squad, too. They've been in this formation on the ground. Yeah. And then they got on Kelly Leaks, riding around to the little league to go try to bang Amanda Wurlitzer.

[Brady]

X1's Public Transportation at a subway.

[Executive/Producer]

This is another instance.

[Brett]

Yeah. Another bad attack.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Lady just standing there by herself.

[Brady]

And again, she's taking random guy behind.

[Brett]

Oh, my God. There's a guy just.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Swinging at people, waiting for this. Oh, just. This is what Eric used to do when he drank. Oh, and then he just clubs a lady with a bag in the head and clotheslines her. Yeah, that guy's got to go to jail for a long time, too. Man, oh, man.

[Brady]

This is a new neuro wave therapy this guy's practicing.

[Brett]

It's Dr. Nasser stuff. I can tell by the way his hand is. So he's about to. He's about to grab the crotch of a gorgeous blonde.

[Brady]

No grabbing, no touching.

[Brett]

Oh, he doesn't touch it.

[Executive/Producer]

Power says awakening feminine sensitivity without touch.

[Brett]

Oh. Oh, she's having an orgasm. And this dude's just doing, like, Emperor Palpatine. Move it up. Now.

[Brady]

Let's go to the midsection.

[Brett]

Oh, are her nipples getting hard? Because if they get hard, I'll believe him.

[Brady]

That's it. He just goes to the body.

[Brett]

He just kind of.

[Executive/Producer]

And the Oscar ghost.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. But I'm convinced. Is that David Duchovny? No, no, that's David Arquette.

[Executive/Producer]

It is David Arquette.

[Brett]

He's about a foot away. From her vagina with his hands. And he's doing Emperor Palpatine lightning bolt things.

[Brady]

90 bucks a hand wave.

[Brett]

He's using the force to make orgasms. Why would you start at the vagina with the force and then work your way.

[Brady]

Go to giggling.

[Executive/Producer]

You're giving that dude 90 bucks. I don't know if it's your 90 bucks.

[Brett]

I'm doing it.

[Executive/Producer]

Yeah, I know. I don't blame you for.

[Brett]

I'm taking my pants off. I'm like, get it done.

[Executive/Producer]

Yep.

[Brett]

This isn't gay if you don't touch it. Yep.

[Brady]

What if you.

[Executive/Producer]

So he does like the magician's trick with your wing.

[Brett]

Yeah. Well, if it starts going around, like. All right, it's working. This dude's real. Get him booked.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's your peeps.

[Brett]

Get him booked and have him try.

[Brady]

To look at the neuro wave.

[Executive/Producer]

Can he do something with Brady's kidney?

[Brett]

No, no, no. He's not a. He's not a Merlin. He can just make you have. Well, that's his only skill I can imagine if he was. If he could make kidneys, he wouldn't have gone. And also orgasms. I'm leaning in on the other thing. If the dude could make kidneys with his magic hands, I don't need it dancing either. These are not the draws you're looking for. Orgasms.

[Brady]

Last one is Sweden's health minister's first day.

[Brett]

She's going over. Good night.

[Executive/Producer]

Oh, she caught the corner of that.

[Brett]

Loose sight table, too. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Her system's pretty hot, though.

[Brady]

Again, the reaction, don't you think? I think she's going over.

[Brett]

Yeah. Nobody could have made a move. Yeah, she started to tip and nobody in the front row did a thing about it.

[Executive/Producer]

Is she stepping forward?

[Brett]

No, the whole lectern started to go over there. Seems like.

[John Holmberg]

IKEA furniture couldn't hold her ass up.

[Brett]

You see? Let me handle this here with the. I just. He's throwing darts in Sweden. Did I get her? She's down. I can't see him blind as bad. Going to rape the Swedish house minister yet or not?

[Brady]

Who's the guy with the blow gun?

[Brett]

What does it mean to call me? Just sit down. Let me know. She's on your tummy. He's blind as a bat, so he just randomly fires to heard a. What's the commotion? Did I get her? She's been fallen. She's down. We have a problem. Let me take a look here. And this is Dr. Larry Nasser and I'll take care of this little problem. She came Back to life with Bill Cosby. Sucked her toes, by the way. I know this because I'm Swedish. She said she was looking forward to looking. Working in the government before she went over. And I know that because it's subtitled. Thank you. Morning sickness. 98K Holmberg's morning sickness. Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right. No particular order. This one was entitled Italian's way of getting rats.

[Brett]

Oh, my God. Just rat in the kitchen. Kitchen. Your mom. Your mom fired it. This kitchen is a disaster. That's. Is that Russia?

[John Holmberg]

They just wrote that. Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, they're looking in the back of a dishwasher that's just sitting in the middle of the room. It doesn't even have, like, a spot. And he got a gun on it. And he's got, like, a. He's also. This part of the Ukrainian war, I think, because he's wearing camouflage. The guy's aiming like.

[John Holmberg]

He's just not.

[Brett]

He just. There you go. Shoots inside the dishwasher like it could be a bomb.

[Executive/Producer]

Isn't he focused on the enemy?

[John Holmberg]

Got him.

[Brett]

You got him. Well, rats carry disease, man. You can't.

[Brady]

All right. I guess so.

[Brett]

And that's all that Putin's been saying. Ukrainian people are rats. There is nothing about them that is good. So, yeah, kill all the rats to.

[Brady]

Hole up in that place.

[John Holmberg]

Start with a little ass play.

[Brett]

Oh, in a smoke. This is a doctor operating. Operating on a butt.

[John Holmberg]

It started out as play.

[Brett]

Oh, no, Something's coming out of the vegetable or. Hold on. Don't say procedure. They've got tongs in this guy's butthole. Guessing. Are we.

[Executive/Producer]

Are we throwing out guesses?

[Brett]

His bottom playing that or. No, we're not.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett]

Oh, what happens next? Pause it.

[John Holmberg]

Guess the product that comes out of the ass.

[Brett]

We've got. Let me just describe it. We've got a wide open. Whoa. Bi. Medical procedure. Anus. And it's spread apart a good four or five inches, left to right.

[Executive/Producer]

Doc's got two fingers.

[Brett]

In timeout, top to bottom, it spread another 3 or 4 inches. So this is a hole that a baseball flat fits in just on looking. And then the inside of something else. They got a pair of tongs in the anus. I'm about to pull something out. Brady, I go to you. What happens next? I think it's the new Japanese game.

[Brady]

Show candelabra or, you know, a full Liberace.

[Brett]

Okay. I was like, that's a chandelier. You're going candlestick. You're playing Clue. Yeah. There's a Candlestick in the ass from Doctor of who. Toledo. What happens next?

[Executive/Producer]

I'm going in eggplant.

[Brett]

A whole eggplant?

[Executive/Producer]

Whole eggplant.

[Brett]

I'm gonna say because it looks like a dark operating room. It does that. It's a. One of those Russian nesting dolls. Okay, go ahead. What will come out of the butt next? I don't know what that was. A light bulb. Put it back. Why are they.

[Executive/Producer]

They're turning it on.

[Brett]

Well, no, they wouldn't light it up. Doctors aren't that funny. Come on, get it out of it. Pull it out. Get pictures.

[Executive/Producer]

Why put it back if you're not going to turn it on?

[Brett]

I think it's India's only light bulb. Did he say something like eight horrible words? I don't know. Look at the lips on that butthole. It looked like a wad of Hubba Bubba against a wall. Looks like we found a new game.

[Brady]

We're like, place it back for photo op? I think so.

[Brett]

Was that a Hinder song? I think it might.

[John Holmberg]

We got a new game at least.

[Brett]

Yeah, I like what happens next. We can play that with a lot of them. Yeah. All right, here's a.

[John Holmberg]

Here's one for Brady.

[Brett]

Here's a guy shaving his face. Oh, no.

[Brady]

Was that.

[Brett]

Oh. Oh, he's taking.

[Executive/Producer]

Didn't you just offer to do that to me?

[Brett]

He's straight, right? Yeah, but only against coconut. Not for fun. Oh, my God. He's shaving with a straight razor. A beard. And each swipe he licks the razor.

[John Holmberg]

Look at all the hair coming off there.

[Brett]

And it is a ton. Wow. Oh, that's gotta be good shaving cream. I think he looks like Gary Coleman. And I think that's why his wife kicked him down the stairs. She caught him doing that. Oh, my God. Lord. All right, first scene. Oh, there's a lady who's got propane in her anus. And they just lit it. And she's a. She's like an oil rig.

[Brady]

What the.

[Brett]

She's got a flame.

[Brady]

Your blowout.

[Brett]

Is she. It was like a forever torch from her ass. Literally blowing it out her ass. Yeah. She's beautiful. What production is in there? I don't know. That's a propane torch.

[Executive/Producer]

All right, Brady, if that gal that offered you plane tickets were to do.

[Brett]

That, she's burning all the warts away. If she's got that feature, well, she can melt snow.

[Brady]

Keep that going. I could get a little rotisserie chicken going.

[Brett]

There's a naked Chinese lady scuba diving. Another naked Chinese lady Behind her scuba diving when they're not in scuba div. She got get her hand up the first Chinese lady's bottom all the way to the forearm. I don't know if it's bottom or honey hole, but she's in there. Music is spongebob ish. Oh, now she's got. No, now she's taking the mask off and she's performing oral sex under the sea. Sure enough, influence.

[John Holmberg]

We'll just end with this.

[Brett]

All right. It's an Oreo cookie by itself. Now there's a bunch of. Is this. Oh, no. Okay, wait. Crunching it. They're making a milkshake out of. It's like a blizzard. They're crunching up the Oreos. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, that's how it's made. And it cuts right to a scene three. Three men. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. Brett, if you determine the. What's next on that one? Okay, so it just shows. It shows Oreo cookies on a. On a tray and they crumple them up and put them in milk and make like an Oreo cookie shake. And then it jump cuts to a black guy on a white guy on a black guy making the same. Same colors of an Oreo cookie having three man anal sex like everybody's got something in them. It's the Oreo shake. That is hilarious. I did not see that. Pardon upon coming. Oh, my God. Oh, this program. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what you guys are doing over there.

[Brett]

Number one with men by a long shot, but not enough. Oh, that's hilarious. That one hurt the first one. Dude was that guy eating hair. Had me going the other way. That fixed it. That was fun.

[Executive/Producer]

All right, I don't know if this is true. John, do you remember Stu tracy from Channel 5 way back in the day? He had that happen to him as well.

[Brett]

He got into an Oreo three way.

[Executive/Producer]

With a light bulb.

[Brett]

Stu Tracy didn't shove a light bulb in his ass. I remember the name. He was the weatherman for Channel 5 back. Back in the day. It's dude, Tracy didn't have a life.

[Brady]

Yeah, he had that happen.

[Brett]

It would have been on the news.

[Brady]

Don't you remember?

[Brett]

Mark Curtis was here back then. Text him and goes it true. Stu Tracy had I'll Hayden. Oh, and I remember him. Hayden was here for. Yeah, Stu Tracy was like a real. Wow. He was like a Ken doll. Did weather on that. When Channel 5 used to be kind of a Local rerun station before it became cbs. Right.

[John Holmberg]

And Wallace and Ladm.

[Brett]

And Wallace and Ladmo was on there. But Stu Tracy did the weather against a board where he had to do magnets instead of like the old Letterman board. Yeah, it was. Was bad. Like all of his rain was like a cloud with rain. He'd throw it up at the screen.

[John Holmberg]

There we go.

[Brett]

Yeah, this is Stu Tracy. Here's Stu Tracy. What a difference of weather system. The guy was an absolute weather. He's anchorman. If you're headed for the high country, be prepared for hazardous driving conditions. Travelers advisory is in effect for the rim and white mountains above 5,500ft. Speaking of the rim, let's talk about that. Stu. Phoenix will still have a slight chance for sprinkles in the morning and it'll be. They didn't even try Channel 5. Didn't even try. The graphics were just as basic as something I could do. Mostly sunny and warmer both days. 1980s weatherman Stew Tracy. He didn't have a light bulb up his ass. Where'd you hear that? You think me. A guy like me wouldn't know about this? Right? This would be the first. You think I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Heard about that. And ran with that for years. Dewey Hopper. Maybe. Dewey Hopper had a lot in his ass. He was a gay weatherman at channel 12 for a while. Came out to our school at Roosevelt Elementary. So nice to meet all you Rough Riders. Twinking around as we were there. Oh, I don't remember Dewey Hopper.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta look him up. I forgot about him.

[Brett]

You don't remember Dewey Hopper? We gave him like a size medium Roosevelt Rough Rider shirt. And he put it on and it was obscenely tight. So it's good to see all you kids. Nice to meet you, Rough Riders. I'm Dewey Hopper. He was adorable, though. Like, it was sort of like if Brady was flamboyantly gay. Come on. Yeah, it's Brady Holmes.

[Brady]

I remember you talking about Dewey.

[Brett]

Oh, Dewey Hopper. And then he went to San Francisco. He got a job in San Francisco and he bolted out of here. Sweet. By ye. Dewey out. And his. His cute thing was the Dewey point. It's gonna be 97 degrees tomorrow. Humidity's a little high. And that means what? Means what? The Dewey points going up you.

[Executive/Producer]

The Dewey points.

[John Holmberg]

They erased him from YouTube.

[Brett]

He's not on there anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Not on YouTube.

[Brett]

Awesome. And he seems sort of like above it all weather. Like you need this. Look outside, stupids. What do you think's happening? I'm Just telling you what you know already.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no, wait a minute. Is that him? Yeah, there he is.

[Brett]

Little chubby Dewey Hopper. You can find him. Probably more San Francisco stuff because that was his proud reel. There he is. Hi. Dewey Hopper.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, now we're.

[Brett]

Remember him?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wait, here we go.

[Brett]

There's some video of Dewey. He was so. Might have a. So cute. There we go. Dewey Hopper. So gay.

[Executive/Producer]

Oh, they used to be abc.

[Brady]

Oh, I hear. I hear him.

[Brett]

Come on. You do.

[Executive/Producer]

I think you hear somebody now.

[Brett]

You hear somebody in the hall or you. Maybe that's Jesus Brady. Follow the light. Channel 3. The actor best known as the fast talking con man who won over the people. Just Frank Camacho and some lady that didn't make it. Is Dewey doing the 1925. Our load today, 47. That's about where it should be. And the record 35 in 1955. Quite a storm coming in. It's off the coast and moving this way. This low pressure system's all part of it. It's already snowing in Arizona. It started snowing in Flagstaff about dark. And they have nothing I like more than a little white powder on my nose. Dewey hopper. It's the 80s and it's moving across.

[John Holmberg]

Paul Lyn seems straight.

[Brett]

This storm center has produced snow in the foothill. They sent them to elementary schools. So nice to meet you, Rough riders.

[John Holmberg]

That hair, that 80s weatherman hair.

[Executive/Producer]

Both of those guys.

[Brett]

Which dude, Tracy, back to the beginning of this. Didn't have a light bulb up his ass. Brady. You know my.

[John Holmberg]

What about Dewey?

[Brett]

Oh, Dewey had a. Dewey like Brady had a candelabra up his ass. He had a. He had a piano in there. Dewey. I parked at a Walmart once and I came back and where's my car? I don't know. Like, hey, you're Dewey Hopper. I'm like, wait, did I park my car inside you again? This happens all the time. Everything fits. Is this your German Shepherd? What you got in there somehow when I was taking a nap. Dewey point's gonna go up. Lake City 36 and Cheyenne 37 and South Dakota 59. It's moving right on cross and warming up as it drifts into that area. That area is all of the northeast of America. He was so above weather. This area here is weather. And then there's weather here. Where this state is hot and cold.

[Executive/Producer]

Cold spots. Miami.

[Brett]

I believe this is Tejas. That's what they call it in my world here at Arizona's radar. Look, nothing moved into the northwestern part of the state. And it's going to drift on across really fast. And we can anticipate, as I mentioned earlier, some pretty good accumulations, 10 inches. And that was back in the days in the 80s when people were like, do you think Dewey's gay? Like, we weren't sure. And Dewey would show up at Tony Roman's with a wife. This is my wife. Her name's Madeline. She's lovely. She's going to be ordering the salad.

[Brady]

I'm sorry, did you say wife?

[Brett]

Yes, I did. Surprise. Anyway, my Dewey points not half as hot as.

[Brady]

Look at that. He's tapping it. He's tapping it.

[Brett]

These clouds, are they shaped like a big dick and they're coming up from Mexico. Reminds me of last time I was in Puerto Panasco. The Dewey point got real moist down there in Winslow. And the predicted highs for tomorrow will be about. If Stu Tracy did have a light bulb in his ass. Dewey put it there. All right, that's enough of this old timey weather revisits. Maybe the executives are right. That's it. How's it? Still winning? We hate that. It is winning. It needs to win more or just go away. We hate them anyway. It's. There you go. That's your Brady Report and Dewey Hopper Memory Lane. It's 98. Sorry, Stu Tracy rock radio station. It's out of control now. 98K. Morning sickness. Cruising through a Wednesday morning. Just blowing through it. Tuesday, Wednesday, and then, yeah, Tuesday, Wednesday, as Brady calls it. And I'm going to go ahead and say it that way out loud. I blame pumpkin spice latte for what I'm about to say. I don't drink it. I don't care for pumpkin flavored beverages. I don't particularly care for pumpkin. It's not really a. It's one of those foods that shows up at a certain time of year and never again. And that to me is like Peeps.

[Brady]

You don't get excited when it rolls out in August?

[Brett]

No, I don't get excited for anything that rolls out one once a year. Tamales are terrible. Or there'd be restaurants with tamales. Peeps are terrible. They'd be candy at the checkout at the Safeway or at the cvs. Fruitcake is awful. Doesn't show up other than Christmas. Candy corn is a terrible candy. It would show up at other times, for the most part. Cranberry. Nobody just has cranberry in June. It's disgusting for some reason. We only tie it to a certain thing. Pumpkin spice rolls roll around and then all of a sudden Somebody starts predicting the end of the world. I don't know if you've noticed that, but every September we get inundated with pumpkin flavored things and then some pastor comes out and says Jesus will be back and here's the date and starts getting some headway. Another guy's done it. A guy and I believe he's in South Africa says that he was, he saw Jesus. And Jesus says 24th, 25th September, see you then. He's coming back. Brady.

[Brady]

Hey, we don't have to wait long.

[Brett]

No. It's 14 day. It's a four fortnight to the return of the Jesus. You know what I would do if I was one of these people? Because so often this happens. Remember the guy that every year for like eight years predicted that October would be the end of the world? Wasn't it Herald Harold Campney? Yeah, that's right. He would come out October 12th. I'm sorry I missed it by a year. And he'd come out the next in 2012. He started doing that. They made movies at 2012 was going to be the end of the world. The Mayan or Aztecs or, or whoever had some sort of thing they wrote down a long time ago. 2012.

[Brady]

Chris calls.

[Brett]

You got till 2012. Yeah. All the movies that came out said this is the big one. Here's what I would do in my advice to the pastors. A first of all it's pumpkin spice latte. Because this doesn't happen in April. Nobody ever predicts the end of the world in April. They always do it in September and it's always usually somewhere around the start of fall. Don't know why. Something in the water. It's pumpkin and it makes people start thinking about the end of the world. I don't know why that is. I don't drink it.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're right. September and October, hot months.

[Brett]

They're hot months for the end of the world. I don't understand it. Just pre Jesus. You think Jesus would get through one more birthday if he was in control of that and then kill us all in January? But no, this guy says it's happening September 24th and 25th. Here's my.

[Brady]

It's a two day. It's like a festival.

[Brett]

It's a big, it's a big planet.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the innings fest.

[Brett]

He's just one man, right? I mean Jesus could do it in a second but he's going to stick around Saturday, maybe hit the beat, go for a go tomorrow. You got one more day guys. And I Think that would be kind of Jesus. And he's supposed to be.

[Brady]

So the Real Fire Festival is going to happen.

[Brett]

Yeah, I've heard. Finally. I've heard he's very nice from the people that have met him or believe in him. So I would imagine that he'd show up on a Saturday and just give the wave. Hey, guys, what's going on? Hey. Yeah, I'm back. It's going to happen, but let's not go crazy. I'm not going to knee jerk. Just have a little party. He's going to give us a chance to party on the 24th. And you know, tomorrow's the big day. How do you suppose he's going to do it? I don't know. I'm just glad he's given us Tonight. Everybody gets anal. Brett and I try to blow each other because why not? What? You know, back of a Tesla.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[John Holmberg]

No Teslas.

[Brett]

Start doing a little heroin. I got nothing. I'm good. And then Sunday, he gets it done. Now here's my suggestion for all these people who predict the end of the world and then get in the news from it. And he's. The pastor's name is. Where is he? It just says a pastor extraordinary claim that we're weeks away from seeing the end of the world unfold. It's pretty Safe to say 2025 has been a little bit turbulent, but conflicts are unfolding across the globe. World War three warnings are upon us. Live predictions from Baba Venga, who gets a lot of credit and usually doesn't get much right. The Bible appears to have thrown its two cents in. The South African pastor says Jesus will be coming back, back here in just a mere matter of days. He posted on YouTube earlier that his pastor, Jeremiah. Malakala, Malakala, Malakala, honey ho. That's right. It's Jambi. He got his hands and he started reading books. And the next thing you know. So Jambi says that Jesus has recently appeared in a vision to him multiple times to reveal that doomsday is upon us. The rapture is upon us whether you are ready or not. I saw Jesus on his throne and could hear him loud and clear. He said to me the 23rd and 24th. I'm sorry I missed it. By day, I almost. I screwed you up. 23rd and 24th. 23rd and 24th of September. I will be back to the earth.

[Brady]

Now.

[Brett]

John B. Went on to say that there was no doubt about that it was Jesus and he wasn't hallucinating at all.

[Brady]

Can we buy buy more Time, I don't know.

[Brett]

Then another. And then a rabbi popped in and he said, yeah, I've had that vision, too. 23rd of September. I'm like, what's a rabbi doing dreaming about Jesus anyway? Another one, some form of Judaism said that Jesus will be back in the end of September. So there's a bunch of them saying it.

[Brady]

I see. Nostradamus says it's the end of 2025.

[Brett]

No, he said Nostradamus has 70 or 80 different death end of the world predictions.

[Brady]

Last quarter.

[Brett]

I don't listen to nostradamus. Yeah, fiscal 2026. They'll hop on in quarter Q1. That's what we're looking at. Here's the thing. If you're going to predict the end of the world, don't do it out loud because you look like an idiot when it doesn't happen. Write it down and keep it in a safe, okay? And then after it starts to happen, like David, like Criss angel would do, just go. Just go over and open that faith real quick. Just as you know, man, just open the faith. He's Larry Mac. His name is Larry Mac. Mine. Freak. We've not met, right? We've not met. Yes. No, we've not met. Then open my safe. The code is 111. Magic. And then you open the safe on the 25th and it says the world will come to the end on September 23rd and 24th. And everybody like, yeah, wow, good one. It's too late. So it doesn't matter if you're right. It won't matter if you're wrong. You look like a fool. So stop this prediction thing. What's that trick you play on girls that used to do it in bars all the time, where you would write the word no on a piece of paper and say, I can never miss this question. I've never missed this once in my life. I can guess.

[Brady]

Think of a number between 1 and 1000.

[Brett]

And then they go, okay. And you say, is it 41? And they go, no. And then you hold up the paper at 60.

[Brady]

Nonsense.

[Brett]

It's a great little bar trick. I don't know if you've ever been laid or dry humped a girl because.

[Brady]

Of that Almost got herpes.

[Brett]

Yeah, that's right. That worked with her. Yeah. She almost gave you the bumps. Did you write down, I have herpes on her face? I knew you'd say that. Anyway, do it like that. Make it a parlor trick. But don't go predicting the end of the world. It's just the pumpkin spice latte talking. And, and I don't understand that.

[Brady]

Just takes one.

[Brett]

It just takes one to make you think the world's coming to an end. I'll tell you what's making me think the world's coming in and it is. Pumpkin spice latte is. I tried to go to the Ace Hardware on. I think it's on 12th street, like just off Northern. But I had to go to Glendale to get to 12th Street. And you go by a Dutch brothers. It was 5:30 in the afternoon. Packed it.

[Brady]

Screwed up traffic, their machines.

[Brett]

It's coffee. Calm down. If you're in line more than a minute for coffee, you're wasting your life.

[Brady]

It'll brighten your day.

[Brett]

No, it's 5. Your day's over. Not in the morning.

[John Holmberg]

But now they have pumpkin spice.

[Brett]

I know. It's a bunch of end of the world crack addicts rolling in there to do it.

[Brady]

What are you up to this evening?

[Brett]

Take a lap.

[John Holmberg]

None of your goddamn business.

[Brett]

There must have been 35 cars going in a circle and then back out onto 12th Street. And I'm like, well, this sucks. I'm never going to into the Ace. I couldn't believe it. I. Who needs a drink that bad at 5:30 of pumpkin spice latte? I'll tell you who. People who don't have jobs. Bored people who mess up rush hour traffic like I was doing running an errand.

[Brady]

Get your points and a sticker. Come on.

[Brett]

That sweet, sweet conversation. How's your day going? Have you seen a good movie? Well, you're rolling your window up because. Why'd you roll your window up right today? I don't want to talk to you.

[Brady]

Hop in my Tesla.

[Brett]

Yeah, get, get in the trunk. Your trunk's open, sir. Yeah, you don't have to worry about that.

[John Holmberg]

What's the name on that coffee?

[Brett]

DV4. There's a 4 in it? Yeah, I don't use A's. I use fours. Well, that's a four is just an A without a leg. All right, thank you. I'm gonna kill you and put you in my car in a second. Now if I find out D before VD took care of one of those chatterbox coffee baristas, maybe I won't feel so bad. If it's like I can't take you anywhere, I'm going to cut you in pieces and put you in the back of my Tesla. Just go get my drink. But yeah, if you see a line of more than three cars at the coffee place, you're wasting your Life. And in that case, I hope that Reverend John B. Is correct and the world does come to an end on the 23rd, because I can't take it anymore. The economy's terrible. You just spent 750 and wasted 31 minutes getting a coffee. You can't complain about the economy or anything else in your life. You have the best life in the world. Took me 28 minutes to get this thing, and it was what, eight bucks? You had a milkshake for $8, and it took you half an hour. What are you doing with yourself?

[Brady]

$18 for two drinks?

[Brett]

Thank you. Thank you. It's only nine bucks each, and we only had to wait an hour to do it. My life is useless. Yeah. Haven't you heard of doordash? Make some other slug. Wait. Ben Mole. Yeah. Spend a little more to not waste and get something done around the house. Prep for the ending and then quit complaining about the economy. Mr. Trump's ruining the economy, I tell you that. What a mess. Pumpkin spice is great. What was that? Nine bucks? Yeah. Interesting. An interesting quandary.

[Brady]

Can't afford my house payment, but you're there three times a week.

[Brett]

I'm gonna run over there and wait in line for half an hour. You know the two and out two hours you. You wait in line for Dutch Brothers coffees, you could be door dashing and making a little extra for the family. Just saying you don't love your kids. We got a Rock wars coming up in just a little bit. End of the world. Only two more weeks to go. It's 98 KUPD. He's out of control now. Morning sickness. You know what? I'm gonna say it. It's controversial. To the fans of that band, that might be my favorite Linkin park song. Oh, boy. I know. There we go. I know.

[Brady]

And that really grows on you.

[Brett]

Disparaging towards Chester. They had some good stuff and I liked him a lot. But that is a great song. That is a catch. Catchy number, as the kids say. I like that one a lot. It's nice to have brand new stuff from a band that you. That resonates. Not a lot of rock bands are putting out new stuff. That's good. That's a really. I can see that one getting played 10, 12 years from now. People still want to hear it. That's a good one.

[Executive/Producer]

To jump back to your Dutch Brothers conversation. A texter says, hey, man, we have Dutch bros out on the west side. What would that conversation go like?

[Brett]

I don't know. How do you say, how's Your day. In an annoying Spanish accent. How's your day? It's fine. Or like what Brett says, none of your business, though they're not ordering a Dutch Bros. Yeah, they are. Dutch Bros is universal. Everybody's addicted to it. But I don't understand sitting in line for 30 minutes for a drink. You're wasting your life. And again, people, I got a text that said, I laughed out loud and I didn't know why. At Brett recreating his moment at Dutch Brothers, where somebody simply said, how's your day? And Brett goes, none of your goddamn business. It's very funny, but the reason you're saying it is not because someone said, how's your day? It's because it's inauthentic. Yeah, they don't care. No, they're ticking a box.

[Brady]

That's why you throw the random things. Like, are they even listening?

[Brett]

Shut up. Just keep. Keep taking people's orders. The. The fact that I'm in line for 20 minutes has a lot to do with the fact that you're a chatty Cassie. Move on. I'm not here to make friends. I want a couple Joe. I want that milkshake that you make out of coffee.

[Executive/Producer]

Another texter says, hey, John, can you talk to that passer? I mean, I hope you're with me here. Can we wait until at least week six or seven of the season so I can see if the Steelers are actually any good or bad before he ends the world?

[Brett]

Bad.

[Executive/Producer]

Let's go.

[Brett]

Look, it's only week three. We won't know either way at that point. And maybe if they come out of that two and one, you'd be okay with the world coming into it. And I imagine it's October and we're seven and one. I got. Oh, no, I didn't know. So two and September records are a big deal for later in the year, but you can get through it if the world blows up in September.

[Executive/Producer]

The world didn't end, but the Mariners were in first place when they decided to go on strike.

[Brett]

Yeah. Imagine if the Bills. Like, if the world ended in December. Buffalo can't have nice things. And they're. And they're about to get home field and go to the. And then this dude predicts that it's December 8th or something like, no, the Bills are going to be really. We don't take this away. So every team has a wait till February kind of vibe. And I'd be better. I'd be happy, but nobody. The world never ends in February, according to these people. It's always late September, early October. It's always then.

[Executive/Producer]

And your Stu Tracy texter has followed up. I did have some friends who heard it from a very reliable source way back in the day that he had to go to the emergency room to get something removed.

[Brett]

Now that's not a light bulb. We don't know if weatherman Stu tracy from Channel 5 ever had a surgical procedure to have his bottom hold. But we also don't know that it did happen. We don't know that it didn't happen. So let's not work in this hypothetical world here and just assume that Stu Tracy has never had that. Now, I have a friend who has thought about that. Fissures. So he went to have butthole surgery. You what?

[Brady]

If we're around years from now, there'll be that story. Brady went to the hospital, had something recently removed. Yeah, that's how that turns.

[Brett]

That'll be us perpetuating that. We'll be around for a while. I don't know why you're including yourself.

[Brady]

World if the world.

[Brett]

Oh, right. I see what you're saying. Oh, yeah. But nods are odds are we're going to be around. And even if the world comes to an end, you'll be gone because you're supposed to ascend. I don't think that might be.

[Brady]

I don't get to partake in the two day festival.

[Brett]

You can stay. You go to the party and then at the end, see the beginning of. Yeah. If you. You get. You get a valet ticket and you get to leave and then all of us sit and watch you go away and then gigantic clothes just laying on the ground.

[Brady]

Or you hear a heavy thud back. Sorry.

[Brett]

Yeah. Yeah. What? Too heavy? But either way, I'm rooting for it. I hope that guy's right. I'd like to see that end of the world. I think it'd be fun. Brett, you won rock wars last week. Tell us what you got.

[John Holmberg]

We were talking about the pumpkin spice thing and those lines of Dutch bros and all that kind of stuff. So let's do song While you're waiting in that three hour line.

[Brett]

The coffee place lines your song. Not. Not.

[John Holmberg]

You know, it doesn't have to be the morons that are happy to be like shiny happy people or something. Your song in particular.

[Brett]

A theme song for the misery that is waiting in line at a coffee for you.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brett]

Oh, wow. I tell you right now, I got a couple of them in my mind.

[John Holmberg]

You know, that comes.

[Brady]

How's your day going?

[Brett]

How's your day? You don't meet it. Break it up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Brett]

Yeah. Turn it up. Just stare them in the eyes. And turn this song up to the person that's trying to artificially have conversation with you. Small talk person. All right. I like that. If you have a suggestion, Holger, at 98kupd.com you can text. What is it? 97936 or you can call us 585-9800. We'll get to all that and tell you what we've picked for Rock wars next. Morning sickness. 98K Holmberg's Morning Sickness. It's slowly tied for the battle of musical supremacy known only as Rock Wars. I'll be back. Give me a minute. I gotta go get the book from Larry.

[Brady]

Take your time.

[Brett]

Of course I'll take my time. It's brought to you by our friends at MO Money Pond. Short or long term? Long loans. Something about collateral.

[John Holmberg]

Have him come up here.

[Brett]

Get over, John. Do it. Yeah, we don't have time to waste. I forgot it. I've read it a million times shorter. Long term loans. Collateral loans. Collateral loans from $10 to 100 to over 100,000American dollars.

[John Holmberg]

The whole process just takes.

[Brett]

There's something in between. No credit needed and the whole process taking just several minutes. Momoneypawn. Com. They paid for that back.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry. Eric and Byron.

[Brett]

12 street and Indians. You know them by now.

[John Holmberg]

They have Steelers gear for you.

[Brett]

I know. I keep forgetting to get over there, get my Joe Green. Sorry about that. Byron's nice enough to tell me they got it and I'm like, yes. And then I completely forget. I'll head over there after. That's a good thing. It's the topic that Brett had today is a song you can turn up when that inauthentic nonsense small talk starts. Brady's gonna play up, up and away again, isn't he? Is the. The authentic nonsense of people who stand in. And it's not just Dutch brothers. It's a lot of them. To be fair, they started it. And for some reason, lonely people think it's great to have a stranger start to small talk with them when all I need you to do is go inside and help the people making the drink I ordered. And speed this up a little. I don't want to stand outside and chat. So a song you can turn up while they're trying to have that fake conversation. Who would you like to go first?

[John Holmberg]

Johnny?

[Brett]

All right. I just want it done immediately. I don't wait in line for anything if I have to pee. And there's a line. I'm like, nope, Clench it up. I was built with a sphincter, and it is strong. I use it. I don't like lines. Lines are a sign that you have nothing but time in your hands to waste, and you don't value your own time. Coffee's available every. Everywhere. So for me to go there and have somebody going, this can take about 30 minutes. You want to chat? No, I want you working. So I would definitely turn up as loud as I could this very part of this very song. Go ahead. One step closer. Loop it. No one other than Brady likes when strangers lean in their car and go see a good movie. If I don't know your name, we don't talk. I just told you what I wanted. Now go get it. That's how commerce works. Terrible. What happened? I ordered a drink from some lady and she stood in of front, talk to me. And I don't have my drink yet. Where'd that happen? It hasn't yet. It's happening.

[John Holmberg]

It's none of your effing business.

[Brett]

Yeah, there's that too. Brett would be in the passenger seat with me. Sounds like a rough day. Are you going to work or just sit here and chat? You got time to lean? You got time to make coffee? Sorry.

[Executive/Producer]

All I'm hearing is your blind guy Jason's daughter in that.

[Brett]

Pull over. I want to time come down. All right. Thank you. That's mine. Lincoln Park. One step closer.

[Brady]

I just like to pull up and see how this would work out. Cranking it up because it. It explains it right off the bat. But I'm going with the slip knot. Duality. Push my fingers through my eyes. Mental struggles. I'll let Corey tell you about it.

[Brett]

Yeah. Cuz you can today. Great song.

[Brady]

That's a good one to sit back and crank up.

[Brett]

Well, that's just enjoying the song. It's not sending a message to the person.

[Brady]

Hear my order, they send it back. They tell you back what your order is. Yep, that's correct. Boom.

[Brett]

It's a song. Yeah, but this isn't like letting them know I hate you. Yeah. It's just you being loud.

[Brady]

It's my struggles.

[Brett]

Yeah. All right. I see. I get you. They're not going to really walk away and go, that guy hates me.

[Brady]

I can't tell you.

[Executive/Producer]

They're not changing their way, my friend.

[Brady]

Corey tell you?

[Brett]

Yeah. I don't have the guts to tell you. I'd be screaming, shut up when I'm talking to you at them. Brett, what do you have all Right?

[John Holmberg]

To me, there's nothing worse than waiting in that line in particular.

[Brett]

Brutal.

[John Holmberg]

And then some douche canoe sitting there trying to find out what you did today. And nobody. You don't care. You're not genuine. So I think Sully said it the best.

[Brett]

Oh, here we go.

[John Holmberg]

I effing hate you from God.

[Brett]

Smack. Because I did. I didn't know where to start it.

[Executive/Producer]

You know the chorus?

[Brett]

Not really. No, I don't. I can assume it after he says I. Does it get a long intro? I'm getting Toledoed hard on it.

[Executive/Producer]

She can give me a time, then.

[Brett]

You gotta get to time. I give him a time for everything you do. I'd like to swallow you. All right. It's got a little anger in it. All right. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

That little angry from Boston.

[Brett]

He is a little. A little angry. Screaming I effing hate at the person that wants to know how my day loop. Yeah. All right. We're late. John. Gordon, get up. We're. We're four minutes over. John, this is. What were you doing?

[John Holmberg]

It was a minute ago.

[Brett]

Oh, God. I thought we were on time. No. Oh, no. What are we gonna do? Maybe I should slow it down. Yeah, just a little bit. You'll drive yourself nuts. You.

[Executive/Producer]

You play hard, but you can't.

[Brett]

You can't follow through. John on a microphone when he giggles is the Pillsbury Doughboy. All right, go ahead, John. Damn it. You're getting me. One step closer to the edge, John, and I'm about to break. That's right. Imagine just doing that. How's your day? Shut up. What?

[Doug Limu]

Shut up.

[Brett]

Geez. Sir, nobody likes this. We found through our research that people really love small talk. How about that weather? Get your hands off my car.

[Brady]

Well, girl, I gotta tell you.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, that's the one thing. Megan did it years ago. What do you guys got planned today? Going to a baby funeral. Oh, and then the next time through, we're taking her to an abortion. You guys seen Trick four? Oh, my God. You didn't hear a word of that. Going to a baby funeral. And the girl's like, wow, Come on. You guys seen tricks? Real funny. You should probably do that after whatever the thing you said you were gonna do. You mean the baby funeral? Yep, that's it. You ever been to a baby funeral? I'm gonna move on to the next car now. All right. Lincoln stinking Park.

[Executive/Producer]

Either you can add it or I can't log in. So. All right.

[Brett]

What happened? That's just gonna take up more time.

[John Holmberg]

John's Losing it over here, man. You're taking more time.

[Brett]

Oh my God.

[Brady]

About to snap.

[Brett]

Gee, there it is. I just plop it right on over here.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, Nobody wants to hear you talk. Just play more music.

[Brett]

That's true. There you go. All right, we'll do that. There, I've got it. I think I figured it out there. I did it. I'm the winner. Thanks, John. I win again. Just play this. I hope you're at a line for your coffee right now. It's 98 Kupda Station. It's out of control now. 88, can you PD Hberg's morning sickness. Morning sickness. Somehow another Gordon's up my ass. About time now. Professional plus nine minutes. Buddy, you better fix this.

[Executive/Producer]

ID went off on time.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's exactly. No, that's coming up. I written the wrong thing. Oh, you did?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I run it again real quick.

[Brett]

You know what? You're right. Why not? Yeah, I'll do it again. Sorry. This. This we have to do legally.

[Executive/Producer]

My clock says 10.

[Brett]

Oh, that's right. We got it right on time. That's that one. Particularly supposed to run right at 10. I'm trying to be better about understanding how radio works. I figure after 25 years, I should probably kind of look at the ins and outs of this thing.

[Executive/Producer]

Stop flaming out, man.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, it's the bosses up there in the bigwigs. The Bob's.

[Executive/Producer]

Yes.

[Brett]

He doesn't know what he's doing. I don't no idea how this works. And I know for a fact you don't.

[Executive/Producer]

You're welcome.

[Brett]

None of them. They've all been at the helm of destroying this industry. So I know they don't know what I'm doing. So I guess if I'm gonna argue that I know for a fact they don't, I don't want to give them ammunition that I don't either. So I'm trying to be better. And we're supposed to be off 15 minutes ago. So all this doesn't matter is that.

[Executive/Producer]

Legally we're supposed to be out here at 9:45 probably.

[Brett]

Damn.

[John Holmberg]

Those are the other shows.

[Brett]

Yeah. Everybody else leaves at 9:30. Yeah. And people are talking about. They emailed me and said, oh, the end of the world this. The end of the world that. That guy's predicting September 23rd and 24th. And I'm like, look, I happen to have been around for a little bit. I'm pretty good at gauging things. I know what the end of the world looks like. And for a little While there, I thought it was close because KDKB had good ratings for a little bit, and they were celebrating. And I'm like, this is the end of the world. And then the ratings came out yesterday, and it's right where it belongs. It's horrible again. So I'm like, oh, no, Everything's back in its place. This is normal. Nothing worse. When they have a little spike and they get smug for a few days and start giving each other trophies.

[Brady]

And the core cooled down in the earth.

[Brett]

Yeah, everything. Yeah.

[Brady]

For a minute there, everything settled down.

[Brett]

Yeah. I was waiting for the doomsday clock to get closer, and I'm like, this is a thing like Katie, KB in the top four, five. That's. You got to watch your ass. Something crazy is going on. And then they dropped way back again. Like, you know the Mormon channel? That's on 92.3. HD2 was better than them.

[John Holmberg]

The God show?

[Brett]

No. Have you listened to the Mormon station? No. You have HD radio. That's another thing radio executives got behind. That's still around, tried to destroy radio.

[Brady]

Huge.

[Brett]

Spent millions of dollars on that and then didn't ever use it because they realized they were dumb. And they still now all of them. Some reason you talk to any radio executive, like, oh, that was a terrible idea. I'm like, you were all in charge when that was going to. Not one of you said, no. 92.3 still uses it. I swear to you. You want to listen to insanity? If you can figure out your HD radio, which is, again, the biggest piece of nonsense ever put forth by the radio industry, click over to 92.3 HD1. They have a Mormon channel, and it's just Mormons I've heard a little bit of. And they preach at you and they talk about their. Their beliefs and, like, Joseph Smith's wife and stuff, and how she was kind of a. Like, they're a little upset at her for being. So she questioned one of the wives. Well, the one that questioned him about whether he found these tablets or not. The plates. They had killed her, didn't he? There's stories and they're kind of like, well, Joseph wasn't wrong. I mean, she was pretty lippy, I thought.

[Executive/Producer]

He brought her out in the middle of town and she ended up getting stoned or.

[Brett]

Oh, my favorite one was when. Well, he got killed because he annoyed people.

[Brady]

That's.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. And they try to make it seem like he was a martyr, but it was just pissing everyone off. My favorite one is I listened to it and they had like a group of like 5 year olds in the room. And then what happened? And the kids are like, they don't care. Councilor Smith went to Texas. No. Joseph Smith did drugs.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett]

And they didn't have any of the answers were right. And went to Dutch brothers. Went to Dutch brothers.

[Doug Limu]

And they shut up when I'm talking to you.

[Brett]

No. Oh. And this guy tries to teach and indoctrinate these little kids right live on the air. And it's awesome because the kids are not interested. They got a couple of the words right, but they don't know the plan. Oh, it's so good. But listen to that lunacy. But that was beating KDKB. An HD station was beat. Wow. HD Mormon indoctrination channel was whipping KDKB's ass.

[John Holmberg]

Meters must be all.

[Brett]

So that's when I was like, like, oh, all is right in the world again. And I noticed they're kind of quiet today for a little while. They were getting pretty loud in the hallway. And here we are chugging along. We're here like a runaway train. We're like, you know, expected to be where we are. And then they have these huge celebrations when the other places goes out and it's nice. Good. And case legs is good. They've always been good. But Katie, KB gets under my skin. Brady, it's time now for you to entertain us all. It is brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense. And again, Jay always says this up there. I hate to use fear as a reason for you to go check out self defense classes, but if you've watched that video and it's probably not going to happen to you, but that is a perfect example of you just don't know what's out there waiting for you. Crazy is near at all times. And there's nothing wrong with being situationally aware and a little bit prepared. Just in case, I don't know that that thing on the train in North Carolina could have been stopped. Right. You know, it's just such a random crazy thing what can be done. And we've done this drill before where after an attack, they teach you how to hold a wound. We had doctors in there, like heady super brain surgeons. They're like, here's how you do it. If this. And he had a dummy in there, it would bleed out. And you put your fingers and you find the artery and you do that really quick teacher. That's. It takes about five years, seconds before you're like aware it happened. Dizzy and dead. It's amazing what a jugular or carotid artery cut will do. And that's what those dudes, they come out of prison, they train to cut your inner thigh and your throat. So it's horrible to think of your like to be so cynical to think that that's where the world is. But I have learned and I can tell you this with and I use it every day. If I'm ever on a bus, if I have to go from like an airport parking lot to something else, I don't sit with anyone behind me. That's because of react defense. It's a weird thing. Your brain changes. I just, I don't want anyone sitting behind me that way. I don't like that. I don't know this guy. I'm trapped here. I can't fight back. If he goes crazy, I can't fight back. It's an awful way to think. But you see stuff like yesterday you're like, had that girl just sat one row up or sat over another direction, didn't have anyone behind her or missed the train, the guy might have still tried something, but he would have had a longer walk. She set herself up as a victim. It's terrible to think that way. But it's a different mindset you have. And I don't know that I wouldn't have sat in front of somebody on that just thinking, this is fine. You never know. And that's the key. They teach you that first try to find a way around this crazy mixed up world. And that's that that's one of the worst that in 25 years of doing this show, that's probably the worst video I've seen. That's a bad one. It's just awful. It's just uncalled for nonsense. So you can check it out. Just be a better version of yourself. Again, that sheepdog mentality, it's not going to stop everything. But man, you can be just a little bit mentally stronger, a little bit smarter than you thought you'd be in a little bit more cynical. Unfortunately that kind of goes with the territory. It's react defense dot com. It's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady]

We've got another tale from the book of Sheen. Charlie was filming a movie in 2000 rated X. It was called called is in Toronto. He's with his brother Emilio Estevez and he decided to hire himself a lady. And after they had done the deed, they were laying in bed and she slapped his bare stomach and said aids. What are you doing, fatso? Why don't you get out and work out a little bit? It crushed him.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So it blew his brains out so much that he.

[Brett]

Rephrase that.

[Brady]

He said, I just wanted to blow my brains out.

[Brett]

Out. Oh, there you go. But he. He saw the words, went to an.

[Brady]

LA doctor, got liposuction done.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, good for him. Whatever makes you tick.

[Executive/Producer]

Geez, you made that dark quick.

[Brett]

It blew his brains out and then he recovered. You heard me. These stories aren't made up.

[Brady]

Said he put kind of the pounds back on a little bit when he was sober. Going through.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

First round.

[Brett]

Hey, we all have a battle.

[Brady]

But now I won't have to deal with it anymore because he's celibate.

[Brett]

And HIV is going to keep that weight off.

[John Holmberg]

It didn't work for road or.

[Brett]

Wow. Magic. We all. We all call him oj.

[John Holmberg]

I know you did this morning.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. Magic. Magic has the how to fatten up with HIV diet.

[Brady]

Knocked down liquid death, produced 11 packs of. What's it called? Liquid Death.

[Brett]

Show's over.

[Brady]

It's a perfect way to end a Wednesday. That's it. Good night, everybody.

[Brett]

Yeah, just say good night. That's enough. Yeah, that's easy.

[Brady]

What the rest of the story is.

[Brett]

What's it called? The liquid Death stuff. What's that? Oh, yeah, liquid. I wish you would have said liquid Paper. You, sir. Look at him over there. Enjoying the hell out of that one. Brady's loving that last one. You don't have anything better than that? We're all done. Let's go home. You want to finish that? Because we all need to know something.

[Brady]

There are limited packs for Spinal Tap.

[Brett]

Of what?

[Brady]

Liquid Death. I think that's what it's called.

[Brett]

Okay, what movie? What movie was that? Spinal Tap. What was that?

[Executive/Producer]

Spinal Tap.

[Brett]

What do you call that? Oh, Liquid Death.

[Brady]

Spinal.

[Brett]

That one got me, too. That'll do it. I like that. Brady was laughing at it, too. I don't know what just happened. We gotta get that pig kidney in him. Only good for four hours. Larry's coming up next.

[John Holmberg]

How's he gonna follow that?

[Brett]

He's not.

[John Holmberg]

Come on.

[Brett]

Play the hits and give away money. All right, we're done. You guys have a great Wednesday. We're gonna put Brady to sleep. It's 98. It's out of control now.