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Craig
Don'T get me out Business baby. Sebastian Bach. It's got into a fight with a guy in a crowd recently.
Brett Vesely
Thought it was a chick.
Craig
It was a girl. You're right. That's a girl. You're right. Monkey Business the most underrated rock song of the last 50 years. No question about it. Craig says. Seems like you guys are playing some things that not necessarily in the regular rotation, but you just played skid row, man. You play Motley Crue and not skid row. Let's get on this span. Should have been bigger. I agree with you, Craig. Well, there it is. You got a little taste of it. And yes, we have decided to pop in a couple of our own today and they've all been gems. That was Brett's suggestion. We don't know why. Toledo Just came. What song you want me to stick in there?
Thriller
Short order cook.
Craig
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Thriller
Evidently, Ben Affleck isn't happy. Jennifer Garner is planning her wedding, sources say.
Craig
Does he want to do it?
Thriller
He's clinging to the hope she they could have a second chance of getting out.
Craig
Big on eating regurgitated foods. He went back to JLo. He's trying to get back with Jennifer Garner. You're Ben. You're Ben Affleck, for God's sakes. Yeah, you've got your pick of the litter still. You're still handsome. You got some money, you're off the hooch.
Thriller
Or he just doesn't want another. Another dad. The mix.
Craig
Oh, he does have the kids, man.
Thriller
I mean, I don't know how old the kids are right now, but they're young enough. That means you're going to be involved.
Craig
You think he's worried that there's going to be another dad he's got to deal with?
Thriller
Yeah.
Craig
So he's willing to be tolerant of a woman. He hates his territory. He's pissing on Jennifer a little bit.
Thriller
Mark Hamill was offered a part in the human centipede 2. He turned it down.
Craig
There's a second.
Thriller
It was an easy one. He goes, I said, no, don't send the script. He was luckily, I mean, he was familiar with the first one.
Craig
Come on. Luke Skywalker and the Human Centipede.
Thriller
I know. He just. Not gonna touch it.
Craig
Human Centipede is not as bad a movie as you'd think. It's actually if Cosmic Avenger or whatever that thing's called. Toxic Avengers is something people still like go see. Human Centipede is something.
Thriller
It's pretty twisted.
Craig
Put your eyes on it for a minute. It's not good, but it's not as bad as you think. And it is disturbing when they start pooping. Oh, man. Have you seen it?
Brett Vesely
No, I know what it is. I've seen.
Thriller
Because she's trying not to.
Craig
And I'll tell you, I've done this before. I'll tell you right now. And not for anyone under the age of, let's say, 35. Google search. Or just do a Wikipedia search of a movie called a Serbian film and click on the plot and read it. Honestly, reading the words of the plot is the worst thing you've ever seen. It's horrifying. There's Thriller. He's limping in here. People were turning you in as the Kirk guy when they started to show that video yesterday. That guy limping around that neighborhood. Everybody thought Thriller was the man. Why do you always assume me, Harvey Hair, you know, assassin's hair. And then you're limping around. They don't allow me in. You look, see, there's a reason. So, like, that'll stop you. All right, you sit down. He was limping around. That was my first thought. I'm like, oh, no. Thriller.
Thriller
Polyamorous. R B superstar Neo took his four girlfriends shopping in Los Angeles on Wednesday. Oh, that's pricey. It would be expensive. Expensive? He went to. Took him to Kim Kardashian skim store, and then they had dinner and cocktails afterwards.
Craig
Isn't that insulting? If you took a woman to a skim store, isn't that, like, her choice?
Thriller
Yeah. Did he. You know, I would think the girls would say, we want to go into skims.
Craig
All four of them.
Thriller
Yeah, Their nicknames are Pretty Baby, Sexy, Little Something, Phoenix Feather, and Twin Flame.
Craig
It's the Indian does. Do we have a picture of Neo's four girlfriends? Because if he's taking him to skims, he's trying to tighten that up a little bit. I like it when it's loose and sloppy out, but in its clothes, it needs to be tight.
Thriller
You're okay, but Twin Flame.
Craig
Can you imagine that? Happy birthday, Ronnie. Shopping spree.
Thriller
Oh, boy. Thanks, Petty.
Craig
We're going to skims first. Why do you think I need that? I don't know. I don't know, Neil. Looks like. Well, they're in skims. He's doing all right.
Thriller
We're missing Twin Flame.
Craig
Yeah, there's only three of them in there. She must be sliding into those tight clothes. Let's get you girls in some skims.
Thriller
There they are at the dinner.
Craig
Look. They look good, though.
Thriller
Yeah.
Craig
They don't need skims. Aren't skims just to squeeze in the fire? Yeah. Oh, that one needs some skims. Okay, maybe just that's.
Thriller
Yeah, yeah, maybe, Neil.
Craig
That's a good store for Neo. And the other three sat in the corner while that one tried on skims.
Brett Vesely
And the others, you think the other front one.
Craig
I think they all went in so she wouldn't feel bad.
Thriller
Yeah.
Craig
Oh, that's true.
Thriller
Yeah.
Craig
He's an emotional support for their fat friend. All right, well, if he likes it, why is he trying to tighten it up with skims? Shouldn't you take him, like Krispy Kreme or something?
Thriller
Maybe they went there after the skin. They had dinner and cocktails after.
Craig
That one looks great.
Thriller
Yeah, but she could skim it.
Craig
How so?
Thriller
If Kim Kardashian's doing it.
Craig
Yeah, but she's getting that giant asshole bunched up into a space if she. If that's not skinny by any means. I mean, it's pretty good, I think.
Thriller
It's not just Skims isn't just plus size.
Craig
Sure it is. You don't need to tighten.
Thriller
I'm wearing them right now.
Craig
That's what I'm talking about. You use. You. You're the example of not plus size. Oh, no, you're still plus size. You're pretty proud of yourself, but you're still plusing it up.
Thriller
I'm husky.
Craig
It's to take your body and squeeze it together. She's in sweatpants.
Thriller
Yeah.
Craig
All the examples there, that's just underwear where the world would be. But it's not sexy underwear. It's just. It's like workout underwear. Yeah.
Thriller
This.
Craig
It's. It's a big girl thing. At least it used to be. I don't know. That's just selling thongs. All right, well, if you're going to take your girls out for underwear buy you don't take them there. That's not attractive to any of us. Neil likes big panties. That's what we've learned here. All right, go ahead.
Thriller
Movies out this weekend. The Long Walk.
Craig
What's that?
Thriller
That's that dystopian future government that runs an annual contest where a hundred men. It's Stephen King.
Craig
That's the clip for that. Who's in that? There's somebody good in that.
Thriller
Cooper Hoffman. That's Philip Seymour Hoffman's son.
Craig
That's why I saw this. This was just on Yahoo the other day.
Thriller
And Mark Hamill.
Craig
Mark Hamill's in that? He's in everything but the New Human Center.
Thriller
He's the major in charge of the death squad. Downton Abbey. The grand finale. Spinal Tap 2.
Brett Vesely
I. I still don't know.
Craig
I mean, that's a wait for it at home thing.
Brett Vesely
We just got the Digest section. You're thinking of Spanx, not Skims.
Craig
Oh, maybe I am. That might be true. Okay. But skims is to still tighten up some big stuff, isn't it?
Brett Vesely
I think it's just more like shapewear.
Craig
Yeah.
Thriller
Not like my buddy's wife.
Craig
What's that mean? Shapewear?
Brett Vesely
I think it's just to keep.
Craig
Just to fit a mold. Yeah, yeah, because you're a big.
Thriller
Keep it.
Craig
You're a big.
Brett Vesely
I think to keep it tight, not to keep your fat ass in. I think that's one of those things.
Craig
So one is like muffins in a tin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of. And the other one is just like. Kind of.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, just keep it a little tight.
Craig
Okay.
Thriller
Well, I believe Spanx is now expanding the empire. No, they're. They're not expanding it for the Biggins. They're rolling out some new merchandise.
Craig
Okay. And you're just saying words because you.
Thriller
Don'T know because my buddy's wife just was hired as the director of sales for Spanx.
Craig
Oh, no kidding? So they're trying to skinny it up a little bit. Yeah, they are. Look at the models from Nike.
Brett Vesely
They're not beasts anymore.
Craig
Spanx has normal girl clothes.
Thriller
Yeah.
Craig
Okay. Would you ever do it with a girl, Thriller, who pulled her pants off and there were Spanx underneath? If I'm that far, yes. Might as well just unfurl that. But it is like cracking open some Pillsbury biscuits. It's gonna come pouring out of the holes. Yeah. Once you go, you're gonna hear that noise and she just leaks out of what used to.
Thriller
I smell of yeast.
Craig
Well, it's the same color usually, too. Hey.
Brett Vesely
Oh, they still got the Biggins.
Craig
Well, they have to. That's their. That's the core audience, their bread and butter. Yeah, well, what was left of the bread and butter, it's gone now. Yeah, their bread and butter doesn't last long. Yeah, you put bread and butter in front of the core audience at the Spanx and that bread and butter is gone.
Brett Vesely
Get some of these houses.
Craig
All right. Anyway. Good one, thriller. It's 9:32. We got ourselves a Guadalupe Squares coming up in just seconds. Thriller's gonna host it. We need a girl and we need a boy and we'll give you prizes if you win. The squares are next. It's 90, Honorable Rocket. It's out of control now. 98.
Date: September 12, 2025
Host: John Holmberg (with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo)
Episode Focus: Entertainment Drill - Rapper Ne-Yo Takes Four Girlfriends Shopping at Skims Store
In this episode of the Entertainment Drill, the Holmberg’s Morning Sickness crew dives into the latest quirky celebrity news, discussing rapper Ne-Yo’s public showing with his four girlfriends at the Skims store. The segment winds through pop culture headlines, movie updates, and humorous banter about shapewear. The signature irreverent tone and camaraderie of the hosts drive the conversation as they dissect celebrity behaviors and poke fun at the absurdities of Hollywood.
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[04:48]
[05:40]
[11:22] – [12:54]
[10:41]
On the practicality of Skims for all sizes:
“Skims isn’t just plus size.” – Thriller [09:46]
“You’re the example of not plus size. Oh, no, you’re still plus size. You’re pretty proud of yourself, but you’re still plusing it up.” – Craig [09:52]
Spanx and ‘core audience’:
“Well, they have to. That’s their—that’s the core audience; their bread and butter.” – Craig [12:54]
On the shapewear industry’s evolution:
“Spanx is now expanding the empire. They’re rolling out some new merchandise.” – Thriller [11:54]
“Spanx has normal girl clothes now.” – Craig [12:22]
Humor on visual effect of Spanx:
“It is like cracking open some Pillsbury biscuits. It’s gonna come pouring out of the holes.” – Craig [12:43]
The episode is packed with the hosts’ characteristic blend of sarcasm, pop culture knowledge, and playful jabs. Discussions move rapidly but always circle back to the underlying absurdity of celebrity habits, emphasizing camaraderie and keeping the mood light, even when addressing outlandish or touchy topics.
For listeners who missed the episode:
Expect pop culture banter at its finest, with the team ribbing on everything from R&B polyamory to shapewear, all filtered through the irreverent, unfiltered lens that defines Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.