09-15-25 - BR - MON - New Trend Of Credit Card Machines At Weddings - Routine Drug Incineration Sends Employees To Hospital - Doctor Fined For Leaving Surgery To Have Sex w/Nurse In Another Operating Room

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode Date: September 15, 2025
Core Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

Episode Overview

This Monday episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness dives into a whirlwind of trending oddities, local news, and jaw-dropping stories. With their signature irreverence, John, Brady, Bret, and Toledo unpack viral lifestyle trends (like credit card machines at weddings), absurd and dangerous mishaps (routine drug incineration going wrong), and bizarre professional misconduct (a doctor leaving surgery for a tryst in the next room). The show’s hallmark is the blend of offbeat news, biting humor, and raw, unfiltered banter—delivered with the crew’s Arizona attitude.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Unsolicited Peeing and Social Decency

• [01:20] The show starts with a callback to a story about a man peeing in a movie theater, leading the hosts to riff on the basic social contract:
  • John Holmberg: “Just general rule of thumb is if the person you’re pissing on is saying stop it, you should probably aim it somewhere else. That’s all. These aren’t tough rules.” (02:19)
• Key Point: They mix humor and a mock-public service announcement about personal boundaries and hygiene.

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2. Fun “Brady Report” Facts & Urban Legends

• [04:16] Brady drops curiosities:
  • You don’t actually swallow spiders at night; cows kill more Americans than spiders:
    • “An average of 7 people die from spider bites every year...three times that many are killed by cows.” (04:16)
  • Quick tangent on how cows kill and rural mishaps.

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3. Weddings, Credit Card Machines, and Tacky Trends

• [06:33] Discussing a trend where UK couples use credit card machines at weddings to fund honeymoons, and how cash bars are universally hated:
  • John: “You spend all that money on that dress and the venue…You better pay for my drinks that night. That’s the gift you give back to the people.” (07:53)
  • Brady: “Some people are asking for honeymoon money instead of gifts, with a card reader right at the bar.” (06:33)

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4. Funerals on a Budget, Car Washes, and Morbid Economy

• [08:19] The guys dig into makeshift funeral funding—car washes, donations, and pragmatic cremations:
  • John: “I’m never going to a funeral of a guy who can’t afford a funeral. If you have to have me pay for it and you’re dead…” (08:19)
  • Tangents include pet ashes and backyard burials, highlighting personal anecdotes.

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5. TikTok’s ‘Boyfriend Glow-Up’ Craze

• [11:35] Brady breaks down the viral trend of women posting before/after pics of their partners’ style makeovers:
  • Brady: “The girl is basically bragging about how she beautified her guy’s style…” (13:16)
  • John: “He was a project. Dressed like a bum. Now he’s her Dapper Dan.” (13:33)

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6. AI Dependency and Meta Glasses

• [14:26] Survey says people are increasingly reliant on ChatGPT—some even need it for emails:
  • Brady: “73%...say they’re dependent…25% struggle to write emails without it.” (14:26)
  • John: Interjects, mentioning how convenient his own ‘meta glasses’ were during a 9/11 stair climb amidst unexpected country music:
    • “Thank god I had my meta glasses on so I could throw in a little Royal Blood…” (15:04)

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7. Meth Incineration Mishap—Pet Shelter Employees Hospitalized

• [15:36] An evidence burn at a crematorium shares an HVAC system with an animal shelter, exposing workers and animals to meth fumes:
  • Brady: “14 employees…hospitalized for being exposed to smoke containing meth fumes during a routine incineration…vented right through the shelter.” (15:36)
  • The crew lampoons municipal planning:
    • John: “Yeah, I would think that’s a pretty appropriate response. Gotta figure something out here.” (16:50)

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8. Drone Mishaps and Vigilantism

• [17:16] Brady reports on a Maine man whose search-and-rescue drone was shot down while looking for lost beagles. Hosts riff on shooting at drones:
  • John: “Don’t fly drones around people’s houses…let's just say I got my gun out when that kid was doing that at my house.” (18:03)

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9. Crime & Oddities

• [19:14] Calgary man tunnels into neighbor’s apartment from below:
  • Brady: “Her front door was still locked…she knew someone had been there because there was a hole in her wall…and a ladder in his apartment right under it.” (20:07)
  • John: “Bad idea to bore a hole into the floor of your upstairs neighbor to peep at her…” (20:19)

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10. Doctor Leaves Surgery for Sex in Next Room

• [20:37] Doctor loses license after abandoning surgery to have sex with a nurse:
  • Brady: “He walked out in the middle of surgery to have sex with a nurse in another operating room…now back in court.” (20:37)
  • John: “If I was the patient, I’d be saying, go ahead, get it all out of your system, man…I don’t want you thinking about [other things] during my open-heart surgery.” (21:56)

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11. Tech Advances & Drone Delivery

• [24:12] The group marvels at Amazon’s drone deliveries, reminiscing about how Santa Claus lore is outdated in the drone era:
  • John: “It’s about as awesome to be alive as it’s ever been…Santa Claus looks like an idiot now…” (25:02)

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12. Absurd Birthday Mishap in Germany

• [25:50] A man’s 20th birthday is marred by explosive sparklers that land him with third-degree burns:
  • Brady: “They bought candles that turned out to be sparklers with report—started shooting up…” (25:50)

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13. Classic Sports Clip & Crowd Control

• [28:41] The hosts watch old NFL footage of a fan leaping from the stands to catch a football and analyze wild crowd control with firehoses.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Social Norms:
  “Just general rule of thumb is if the person you’re pissing on is saying stop it, you should probably aim it somewhere else.”
  – John Holmberg (02:19)

• On Cash Bars at Weddings:
  “Cash bars at a wedding are the worst. You’re just killing people.”
  – John (07:44)

• Discussing Drone Deliveries and Society:
  “We live in the greatest time to be alive as human beings. We gotta stop being mean to each other and start being great…Every day's a dream. Car just went by. Nobody's driving it. Do you realize how amazing it is right now?”
  – John (32:57)

• On Doctor-Patient Priorities:
  “If I was the patient, I’d say, go ahead, get it all out of your system, man. I don’t want you thinking about that during my surgery!”
  – John (21:56)

• On Funeral Pragmatism:
  “I’m never going to a funeral of a guy who can’t afford a funeral. If you have to have me pay for it and you’re dead…”
  – John (08:19)

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Video Segment Highlights

[27:09–39:50]

• The team reacts to viral videos including:
  • A driverless tuk-tuk (played with “Benny Hill” music)
  • Sports “memory lane”—fan jumps from stands for a football
  • Crowd control via firehose
  • Grotesque medical oddities (overgrown body parts, face injuries)
  • Outlandish customer protest (woman defecating in an Asian diner lobby)
  • NSFW/prank “shock” videos, discussed in play-by-play detail.
• Show keeps a running meta-commentary on their own reactions:
  • “Guy came up to me at the stair climb…said the play by play you're doing on those videos is just enough for me to get sick. That means you're doing a great job.” (36:44)

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Closing Sentiment

• John Holmberg wraps with optimism despite the madness:
  “We live in the greatest time to be alive as human beings…Look around. Every day’s a dream. Car just went by. Nobody’s driving it.” (32:57)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Urine etiquette and social norms: 01:20 – 02:44
• Fun facts (spiders/cows): 04:16 – 05:33
• Credit card machines at weddings: 06:33 – 08:19
• Funeral funding talk: 08:19 – 11:05
• TikTok “boyfriend glow-ups”: 11:35 – 13:43
• AI and ChatGPT dependency: 14:26 – 15:36
• Meth incineration at shelter: 15:36 – 16:50
• Drone mishaps: 17:16 – 18:03
• Calgary tunneling: 19:14 – 20:19
• Doctor leaves surgery for sex: 20:37 – 22:55
• Drone deliveries/discussion: 24:12 – 25:50
• German birthday mishap: 25:50 – 26:16
• Old sports clip/crowd control: 28:41 – 29:49
• Video reaction and show wrap: 27:09 – 40:03

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Summary Tone: Unapologetic, irreverent, offbeat; perfectly in line with the group’s comedic and occasionally outrageous brand.

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This summary delivers a comprehensive breakdown for listeners who missed the episode but want the laughs, the cultural commentary, and the madness that define Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

You thought that was funny?

[C]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[B]

It's Monday. Which means we're. We're gonna struggle through this. Talking about the guy who was peeing in the movie theater and got beat up. I didn't realize I had to. As a public service announcement to the city, I came on the airwaves, very powerful frequency. Reminded the masses not to pee on each other unless, of course, it's, you know, asked for requested. Yeah. Unsolicited urine on someone else has never been met with. Oh, my God. This is the shower I didn't need. I didn't know I needed it, though.

[C]

I love this.

[B]

Keep peeing on me. Doesn't happen. Then I got an email from a guy says I. I piss on the old lady every day. Every time we shower together. She hates it. Doesn't stop me. Do I have to stop. I don't know. Considerate to stop pissing on someone that asks you not to.

[C]

It's not gonna rip. Yeah, it's not gonna last too much longer if she doesn't like the fact that.

[B]

Well, read the room. Maybe she's like, stop Philly, like. Or I don't care if it lasts longer or not. Just general rule of thumb is if the person you're pissing on is saying stop it, you should probably aim it somewhere else. That's all. These aren't tough rules. There's not a lot of nuance. And don't piss on me, is there? Now that. I'm sorry. Not good.

[C]

I'm in a quandary, bro.

[B]

She's going 5050 on the whole thing. Nobody's 5050 on it. I sort of like it, so. But I also sort of hate it.

[C]

I haven't decided.

[B]

We'll try again later. No, no. Either you do or you don't. So it's up to you to continue that behavior. But there's a few of them. We'll get into another lady later this morning. It is time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report, and it's Barack to bear friends at all. Pro Shade. AllProChade.com oh, my goodness. Is the weather getting good? Nice. Little warm in the day still, but we're getting through it. Put a little shade on this thing. Next thing you know, you're 15 degrees lighter than you were a second ago. Your backyard is another cool spot to hang out. Almost like having an extra room that's more square footage, and that just means your house is more valuable. AllProChade.com will take care of you and make that place just a little bit better and a whole lot cooler. AllProchade.com Brady reporting.

[C]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.

[B]

Hello, world. Hi.

[C]

Happy National Online Learning Day.

[B]

That's every day. Oh, you mean like going to Phoenix College or something?

[C]

Yeah, more so. But I learn every day online.

[B]

Well, I learn every day. Unintentionally, I learn a lot. But I mean, if I'm actually trying to get a degree from it or something that's costing me money, I can learn for free. Not necessarily great stuff, but I learned the name of a guy who pissed on another person in a movie theater this weekend. And that's gonna sit with me for a while. So I guess that's called learning.

[C]

Couple basis. Fun fact. There's an urban legend that you swallow eight spiders a year while you sleep, but it's not true. Almost every single person will swallow zero in their lifetime. It was made up by a writer making fun of the stupid urban legends and gullible people just threw it out there. An average of 7 people die from spider bites every year in The United States. That's three times. And three times that many people are killed by cows.

[D]

20 people a year killed by cows again.

[C]

Yeah. Seven. Seven people die from spider bites in the United States. 21 die from cow. Nothing but that.

[B]

There's no how to that.

[C]

How does a cow kill you?

[D]

Cow tip.

[C]

Cow tipping.

[A]

Get one in your car or something. Like on a dark road or something.

[D]

Oh, if it's just sitting there and.

[A]

You'Re doing 60 down a dark road.

[B]

Just sitting there, I suppose you hit an elk. Exactly.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's. Yeah, for sure an elk would. Cows just seem like you're gonna see that they don't dart out in front of you like an elk does.

[C]

Some carry.

[B]

Sometimes they dart. I. Trust me, I drove to show low enough. They do just stand there sometimes. Sometimes an elk just goes like. Makes a move.

[C]

Come on.

[A]

You can't argue a Montana man about this.

[B]

He knows that's true.

[C]

He knows elk.

[B]

That's right. His dad used to make him drive down that road quite a bit. Go as fast as you can down this road with your headlights off. I don't. I don't. I just find it odd, I think you almost trying to die if Cal kills you.

[A]

Says 2am Broads at the bar.

[B]

Maybe that's what they mean.

[C]

They carry blades. Nothing with less than 10% alcohol was considered an alcoholic beverage in Russia. Until 2011, it was classified as regular food.

[B]

Yeah, all right. Agree, agree. I think they had it. They had it nailed back then, which.

[C]

Is almost all beer. There's a new trend going around that couples are setting up credit card machines at the bar during weddings. One couple did it to cover the cost of their honeymoon instead of accepting gifts. And their guests loved it. This one happened in the UK While they're out ordering the drink, it says if you want to tip, if you want to leave some money for our honeymoon, you can do it with your credit card.

[B]

No, we going to buy you dinner at your honeymoon Mooch.

[C]

Think about it. People that have. You know, but they go up there with their. Their fifth drink. That's a cash bar. Or it's non. That it's paid for. Like, you know what?

[B]

I'll.

[C]

I'll throw some money at the couple.

[A]

Better not be a cash bar, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The worst weddings ever.

[C]

What they say the average. The average cost of alcohol at a wedding.

[B]

The average wedding. I thought they said 2500 bucks.

[C]

Yeah, 2400 bucks.

[B]

That seems about right. Well, you're right, though. Cash bars at a wedding are the worst. You're Just killing people.

[A]

Just leaving early at that point.

[B]

Yeah. You spend all that money on that dress and the venue and everything else, you're gonna hit me for a few bucks for a drink? You better pay for my drinks that night. That's the gift you give back to the people. I'm never going to another wedding again so long as I live. Funerals. Never have a cash bar at a funeral. That would make me feel a little bit easier to drop a couple bucks. The bartender's way to go. This is a rough gig.

[D]

Better accept it if you get it.

[C]

Unless they put it up at the, you know, to help with cough of the funeral.

[B]

Yeah. Brady, I'm never going to a funeral of a guy who can't afford a funeral. If you have to have me pay for it and you're dead.

[C]

I went a little overboard.

[B]

Look, if you're. If you're still struggling financially and you're in the box. I probably didn't know yet. I don't know that I know. Maybe Toledo. I don't know that I know anybody that's going to be asking for money from the box. Do you?

[C]

Well, I just think about the ones that ask for money to help cover costs. They do car washes and stuff like that.

[D]

Yeah, but that's not the person that's dead, right?

[C]

No, but it's. But it's the family. It's the family. That's what I meant. At the funeral. Not at the funeral. Before, like so they can have a funeral.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not. I'm probably not friends with you. If you have to raise money, you're.

[C]

A little late to the game, but, you know, I was throwing it out there.

[B]

Yeah. No, no, I agree with you that it's a possibility. Yeah, but also two things being held true at once in your mind. I'm not going to that one. I don't know that guy, he would have been asking for money the whole time he was alive. He's asking when he's dead, for God's sakes.

[C]

What you do then is you go to the person of the funeral, the family, and say, listen, I'm not gonna contribute, I will. But if you wash my car here.

[B]

Do a car wash there later at.

[C]

The reception, or at least give me.

[B]

One coupon that's good for six. Or give me your. Give me your punch card over there.

[A]

For the star wash. That's a Maryvale funeral right there. We'll wash your car in the meantime.

[B]

I've never done that. Now I've donated to people's funerals who were like, for the charity that they liked.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

When you leave, you're like, here's some money towards the charity. Yes.

[C]

In lieu of.

[B]

Yeah. Because usually that's the last time I'm going to donate to whatever that person's charity is unless I'm really motivated to stick around that charity. But a lot of times it's for something I don't even care about. But I'll be like, I'm still going to give because that means something to the person that I evidently liked enough to attend their funeral. But again, I go to this and I know funerals are expensive, but if you can't find an end around on getting in a hole that's affordable, you gotta ask me for money at the event.

[D]

My mom didn't want one. We did the service by the graveside.

[B]

What do you mean?

[D]

So we had. We basically had her urn there and we buried the urn and everybody.

[C]

But she. And she planned ahead on that too.

[D]

She did?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

She just dug a hole and buried the urn.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

No kidding. You didn't scatter her?

[D]

No, he. My stepdad was like, I've seen too many times. It blows back in your face. I don't want it.

[B]

Yeah. He's like, it's a very pragmatic man. It. He buried. He buried the urn.

[D]

Buried the urn.

[B]

I've never seen that before.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

And he'll. They have sites right there. So he paid for the whole grave site. But it's just gonna be.

[B]

Oh, they're two earned that way. Oh, I thought he did it at home. Oh, no, I see what you're saying. Okay, gotcha.

[C]

Like people do with pets in the backyard.

[B]

Yeah, you just dig a hole and put grandma in the good old days, they called it.

[D]

Did you bury your pet's asses ashes?

[B]

No, I have them. I have like a mausoleum. I have a shelf of my pets. I don't know what I'm gonna do with. Lots of more to come. Yeah, it's not pretty. But by the time I'm dead, there should be about 30 boxes of ashes.

[D]

With names for a new one.

[B]

Aren't you dogs now calm down. Everything's just fine.

[C]

The other trend that's happening on TikTok, boyfriend glow ups.

[B]

I don't know what that means.

[C]

Basically, women are bragging about how much they've improved their guy's style.

[B]

Oh, he's banging around on that microphone over there. Don't hit that anymore.

[C]

I know what they do.

[B]

Wait, it's your mic. It's just broke again. Yep.

[D]

You're out.

[B]

Brett's gone. This place is falling apart.

[C]

It's like a fuse went off.

[B]

Yeah, there's Saddam's castle.

[C]

Firecracker.

[B]

All right. No, hold on, hold on.

[C]

Hello.

[B]

There he is. Okay, Bert's back.

[D]

You gotta lean into this place.

[B]

It's always your corner.

[A]

I don't know what's going on over here.

[B]

He replaced the mic processor last time, so great job. He's out of town for another couple weeks, so that's gonna be.

[C]

This will be a fun week.

[B]

Wonderful, everybody. Don't judge.

[C]

Don't punch anything.

[B]

No, we. We started the whole show today. Our IT guy Mike's here at like 4:30 in the morning. He comes in, he goes. A lot of weekenders complaining. The whole thing's not working very well. Let me know.

[C]

It's.

[B]

It's in the shambles. What? I'm touching everything.

[D]

Wait a minute. You answered the weekenders call. How long?

[B]

That's how bad this was. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

And they don't give.

[B]

Oh, no, no. It's doing new stuff today.

[D]

Oh, it's doing.

[B]

To be fair, this is all different.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Saddam's palace is about to crumble. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Texting Mike right now.

[B]

He'll come fix this. Well, you might get the answer I got is that David wants to watch and he's not here right now.

[D]

Can we just cut to the chase and go to Frank's house? That studio?

[B]

Yeah, it was a nice studio Frank put together. It seemed to always work.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Sorry about that, Brady. Go ahead.

[C]

So the. The glow ups, the best ones are they show guys from years ago and then a shot of them today. So the girl is basically bragging about they beautify, you know, went and through the star wash. Basically.

[B]

He was a project dressed like a.

[C]

A bum.

[B]

Oh, it's her Dapper Dan. She turned him into what she wanted.

[C]

And everyone's using the same, like, tick tock. So the song is all. Everyone's using the same song. And it's when did you get hot? By Sabrina Carpenter, Which I don't even know.

[B]

And you know what's gonna happen? He's gonna tool around in these new clothes and she's gonna be like, he's not what I want anymore.

[C]

Glow up, girl.

[B]

He's not the guy I. Mike started dating. Now he's all weird. He's going to be attracted to other ladies and that's going to piss her off.

[C]

Yeah, A lot of them say, look like, you know, the, the before and then after, it's like they could be on GQ magazine.

[B]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[C]

According to a new Survey about Chat GPT, 73 of people that use the AI chatbots regularly, they say they're dependent on it so much that 25 of them struggle to write emails without it. 21 say making decisions has become harder without chat GPT.

[B]

Wait already people are relying so dependent on it? How'd you do that?

[A]

But he's lazy.

[B]

Man, you got fast on that one, though. It is to be dependent on. And I could see where you're using it a lot more than you thought. But now you can't even make an email without one. It is helpful. I'll have conversations with my metaglass. Oh, and by the way, go get yourself some meta glasses. One complaint I had about the 911 stair climb Saturday and I had my metaglasses on just in case for this reason is that they've mixed it up year in and year out. Usually it's rock music they play while you're climbing. This year there was a lot of country and thank God I had my meta glasses on so I could throw in a little royal blood or I had a couple of bands I had pumping in there and I could listen to my own songs. It was heavy country music.

[C]

In Billings, Montana, 14 employees at the Yellowstone Valley Animal Shelter were hospitalized. This happened last Wednesday for being exposed to smoke containing meth fumes during a routine incineration conducted by city operated crematorium. They shared the same building and the FBI was basically doing a burn. The evidence. Yeah, well, it went through the vents.

[B]

They do that where the bodies go.

[C]

In the, in the pet shelter shared the same building.

[B]

So the crematorium where they, where they do the pet shelter cremations?

[C]

Well, no, no, it's the crematorium, I think for everybody. For everybody.

[D]

So your aunt say Yellowstone county, because that's where it is.

[C]

It was Yellowstone Valley Animal Shelter in Billings.

[B]

So is that where your mom got.

[D]

No, no, that's.

[B]

There could be some meth in her ashes.

[D]

That's about two hours away. Two and a half hours away.

[C]

So they had about, they said anywhere from 50 to 75 animals in there. And the employees started getting dizzy and lightheaded because they said it's a standard HVHC system. So he started to come through the vents. So they were able to get all the pets out of there, but they got to figure something out there.

[B]

Yeah, I would think that's a pretty appropriate response. Got to figure something out here.

[C]

Got a smoking deal. On the lease. I love the one shot of the employees and they're sharing a tube to decompress.

[B]

Yeah, they gotta get in there and get all that juice sucked out of their body somehow. Oh, I said juice.

[C]

And Corinth Main. This guy who runs a drone business, he often helps search for missing people and animals. Says that one of his drones was shot midair earlier this week when he was exactly doing. Looking for missing pets. There are two beagles that were missing. Rob Russell's the guy that owns 2. A TAC Air Services says while missing one of the drones looking for the beagles, someone shot it down. Goes. Luckily it was just front end damage on the drone. Said if he would have hit the camera it have been $5,000.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Damage.

[B]

Well, don't fly drones around people's houses looking for.

[C]

And I was thinking, well you might ask for a little bit if you're going over houses.

[B]

Yeah, you can't do that. I, I got my gun out when that kid was doing that at my house. It's just weird because when I was outside I heard that and I looked around, I'm like what the hell is. And I saw it and I'm like, oh, he's following me around as a, like kind of a goof. I'm in my backyard, just went inside and I got the. Well, I was throwing rocks at him. I look like a lunatic. Like I've seen those videos when homeless people throw rocks at drones. And then I got my nine out and I just aimed it at it.

[C]

And even on some of those they show people that fire at the drone.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not going to do that because if you miss.

[C]

It's weird seeing that drone delivery.

[B]

You haven't had one of those yet. That would be pretty neat.

[D]

Aren't we supposed to have them here?

[C]

Yeah, that's what I thought they thought. We had one of the videos where it shows it dropping. It gets pretty low, you know, because you can't drop the package. Yeah.

[B]

It's not the air. Dropping food.

[C]

Doing the parachute thing.

[A]

Luke from Icon at his old house he had.

[B]

Yeah, do the parachute. The wind blows in your face just the middle of the road. Oops. Yeah, they get real. They drop it right in your yard and then it takes off again, which is awesome.

[C]

This 46 year old guy in Calgary is facing charges.

[D]

Sorry.

[B]

In Tollison. They're doing the deliveries there because it's close to the center. Yeah. In the meantime I got dudes at four in the morning wandering around my front door making my camera Go off.

[C]

So this dude in Calgary is facing charges after tunneling into the upstairs neighbor's apartment. The woman above him was out of town when it happened.

[B]

You can tunnel up.

[C]

He told police she'd been having issues with the guy.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Her front door was still locked when she got home from the trip, but as soon as she went inside, she knew someone had been there because there was a large hole in one of her walls, and some of the place was messed up.

[B]

Pretty sure they're gonna find you and see where this hole leads downstairs. It's this guy. He did it. What you talking about, man? It holds. Always been there. We just got big rats.

[C]

They got a warrant to search the guy's place last Monday. Found a hole in his ceiling. Yep, with a ladder under it.

[B]

Oh, not a good look. Not a good look for the evidence.

[C]

It wasn't me, man.

[B]

Yeah, these rats are getting real industrious, bro. I heard him carrying that ladder. I just locked myself in my room. Yeah, bad idea to bore a hole into the floor of your upstairs neighbor to peep at her. Although.

[C]

This happened in 2023. But this doctor lost his licensed anesthesiologist because in 2023, he walked out in the middle of surgery to have sex with a nurse in another operating room.

[D]

All right, so he's doing two operations at once.

[C]

So he's back in court. Yeah. Doctor, he's 44 years old. Soon, hell engine.

[B]

Wow. Yeah. Well, come on. That's what doctors are named now. All of them.

[C]

Says the backstory is Dr. Angem and the unidentified nurse were caught compromising position when they walked.

[B]

Wait, he was in the middle of.

[C]

A surgery and he left with the person under.

[B]

You?

[C]

Got a little time, had a couple seconds, hooked up with the nurse.

[B]

And another thing to do right before the surgery is to stick my wheelie inside of you. If you don't mind, we'll go to the other room.

[C]

He told the staff at the time that in the room, the rest of them says, I. I need a little take. Take a little comfort break.

[B]

I'm going to go bone and nurse. I'll be right back. I'll be clean. Trust me. What's the harm in that?

[C]

Get her reviewing the case, whether to get him his license back.

[B]

I think we should allow it. A doctor that's like. I'm a little tense.

[A]

Yeah, if I was the patient, I'd be.

[B]

Go ahead. Get it all out of your system, man. I don't want you thinking about.

[A]

I got an extra 20 minutes.

[B]

Oh, I would love to Continue our open heart surgery. But I cannot stop thinking about that woman's. It's driving me mad.

[C]

But then the risk of. Well, did they have a. You know, could they get a hold of him no matter what? Like maybe next door or. Pager.

[B]

I just get all distracted. Okay, scalpel. And then he goes in there and D. I'm sorry. I cannot stop thinking about sexual.

[C]

Do you know the charge of putting.

[B]

The patient under Is anyone else? As hard as I am watching this patient sleep, my anesthesiologists have a very important job.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Shouldn't be drifting off. Somebody needs to blow me. I am very pent up. My wife is being a bitch. You think you're the people who believe in a religion where our God has eight arms. You would at least use one of them to jerk me off. Is that too far with Vishnu? Maybe.

[D]

Maybe a little bit.

[B]

Sorry to all the Vishnu supporters out there, but you know, you got a God with eight arms. One of them's loose. That was too far about the Vishnu. I do not. Do not like what you said. But it is a. Look, it is a very hard point to argue. However, I do not care for your blasphemy.

[D]

I don't like most that you made me think about.

[B]

Yeah. Brady, when you went in for your kidney surgery a couple weeks ago, if you rolled your head over, wouldn't be the worst thing in the world is you're going under. It's like 1090. You look over and stroking hard as a rock. As your eyes get blurry. No, no, no, no, no. Go sleep. Just sleep, my friend.

[C]

You're thinking.

[D]

You're hallucinating.

[C]

Jesus.

[B]

Why is Dr. Vishnu. Vishnu heart.

[C]

They didn't even do the countdown.

[D]

They didn't.

[C]

They just let you just roll the table down the operation. Then they put the little mask on.

[B]

You know what I would do? I would be a terrible anesthesiologist. As I see your eyes start to flutter, I would just go. He's gone. That's the last play. The noise. Your last one. We lost him.

[D]

So this is. This is what? The drone delivery.

[B]

Oh, wow. Look at that. 2024.

[D]

If you're in a 7 mile radius and you can get it 5 pounds.

[C]

Or less here in Phoenix and says it plans to roll out to other little trap door. These aircrafts are meant for relatively small items.

[B]

Oh, geez. That dropped from the rooftops, by the way to Amazon and everyone who supports it. You can say the world's going to hell in a hand basket. But I ordered two basketballs yesterday at 12 and they showed up at 4. I ordered kitchen supplies for the house in Scottsdale. There's none there. Like you know, for if anybody's gonna rent it and start to cook. Yeah, there's nothing in there. So I ordered 35 piece kitchen set and a coffee maker about 6:30 last night.

[C]

It was between like a 5pm and 10pm delivery, I don't know.

[B]

And at 9 it showed up three hours later. They bundled it all up. It was in one bag. It was amazing. So everybody's like this world sucks. I'm like, I disagree. There's a lot of crap that's going on. It is about as awesome to be alive as it's ever been. Start seeing the silver lining of this. We have little tiny manless airplanes dropping gifts off at the house. Santa Claus looks like an idiot. Now this system, you know what the thing is, if we don't change the story of Santa soon for kids, it's going to become unbelievable. As kind of far fetched as it is already. But if they start seeing gifts coming out of little drones, what's Santa using the sleigh for? Amazon did that.

[C]

This kid in Germany celebrated his 20th birthday over the weekend. And it'll be a birthday he won't ever forget because family members went out and they wanted to put some special candles on there so they thought they'd put some cone sparklers on the cake. Ended up being cone sparklers with report. So it started shooting up. That's explosion.

[B]

Jackasses call it reporting rather than just annoying pop.

[A]

They buy the candles from Acme or something.

[C]

Third degree burns to his face.

[A]

Blow them out, we get the video.

[B]

Yeah, that'd be nice. By the way, got an email from Brian that says only show in the city. That's gonna make me piss myself laughing at Vishnu jokes. Thanks boys. Yeah, we're covering all the bases. Good luck with that. Not a lot of guys have ever had people stop listening to them because he makes fun of Vishnu too much. But I am. I used to listen to that rock and roll show. I don't care for it anymore. The guy took swings at Vishnu. Sorry, I take swings at all the gods. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[C]

Got a few radio videos. The first one is the Taxi. What is it called again? This is almost like a Keystone Cops moment.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And it rolls onto another guy.

[B]

Motorcycle with a. With a cart.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Like a three wheeled motorcycle. And some cruddy some guys run over, lift it up.

[C]

They forgot to take it out.

[B]

Still in gear.

[C]

And the guy's still down on the concrete, right? Loops around.

[B]

Oh, it's driving around. It's like a Waymo in the crappiest country ever. And it just ran a dude over. There's no driver in that thing. And it's just go, man. I would hit him again. It ran over him twice. Yeah, it pitched him out. He's limping to pick it back. Oh, there's a guy under it.

[C]

Yeah, so the guy under it's the guy that gets the.

[B]

He's the dude that got, you know, not all these people lift up the machine. It's. It's still in second. Whoa, look out. And now it's just happy fun time with a driverless car and Crapland Earth.

[D]

This is Thailand. That's Thai riding.

[B]

Oh, yeah. That's Thailand. All right. Toledo sees that and goes, get me two tickets. I say that and I say, where's the nukes?

[A]

It needs Benny Hill music.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Yakini sacks behind that. You have no. Damn. It would have been fun to try.

[C]

This happened 30 years ago and I was trying to do it for last week for the opening weekend of NFL.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Remember this dude that jumped to catch the football jump?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Jumped out of the stands at a Bears game. If I remember right, he appears to be. At least he was on Letterman after this. Yeah, they interviewed him after became a star. No, don't try this. It was a Bears game. Watch this. There he go. Timed it perfectly.

[C]

Full power mullet too.

[B]

He catches the ball.

[A]

Bears need him like a 12 foot. Suit him up.

[B]

He's got a mullet. This is a long time ago.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Remember this? Just memory lane. Break both his ankles. There he is. That's Dan Deardor. She's dead. Oh, he's got a ponytail, this guy.

[C]

In more ways than one.

[B]

ESPN John Saunders standing there staring him out. He's got Swanny Lynn Swan just hugged him. That's pretty great. Are we going down though? That there's no reason for.

[C]

Is he. It was just a memory lane of.

[B]

Oh, I thought that dude had passed or something.

[C]

Got a quick crowd control with the fire hose.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I love these or.

[B]

Oh my God. The dude just stand in the middle of a. They just smash him with a. Wow. Where is this? What awesome place is doing this? Oh my God. That knocked out.

[D]

It's French writing. So maybe it's in France.

[B]

Algiers or something. Man, he tumbled that first dude. That hose hit him thousand miles an hour and flipped him.

[C]

Next one's the. The worst whiskey nose I've ever seen. Oh, okay, we're gonna go to.

[B]

We'll go to hippo arm, sick kid. Kid's arm is about 6, 000 pounds of glop. He's a normal sized tree. Yeah, it looks like a hippo. This is the same doctor that took care of his sleep. Look like, wow, that arm, what a disaster. And you know what that's from, don't you? Swimming in water your whole life like that whole country does.

[C]

He worked at that.

[D]

His chest looks like there's something wrong with it.

[B]

Look, he's. It's not just isolated from the shoulder down. That's a lifelong.

[C]

He works in the marketplace at one of those taco stands that they have with the food prepping where they're scooping it over there.

[B]

What's that arm weight? 6, 700 pounds. The rest of them is about 180, 120.

[C]

I'll go about buck 20.

[B]

The arms, buck 20.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

The way he's leaning, we'll go 70.

[B]

It's pulling him down. It's got to be rough on the neck. And you know, we're gonna flip over to Brett's videos and that guy's gonna give you somebody handy.

[A]

You want that Tuk Tuk video? I got the. I got the Benny Hill music.

[B]

Oh, dude, it's for fun. Why not just for us? Because it's kind of in speed up motion or those people are very fast. I don't know. It's already funnier. He's trapped under the car. Here comes all these little tiny. Oh, no, it's working. That's awful. I'm forever seven years old. I will never grow up, I swear to God. There's no reason for me to ever get older because I found that hysterical. Thank you, Benny. Oh, my God. Did the. Were those noises in there originally?

[C]

Because I heard the guys. I think it was.

[D]

I mean, I heard the putt putt, but yeah, that was all I heard.

[B]

Hilarious. I want to keep watching it. Oh, there's nothing better. When Benny sped it all up in the song started. Once this got going, I mean. Play it again. Hit the button. This was my favorite time of today. 11:30pm Channel 5. Growing up here as a kid, there was no reason for me to go to bed. Benny Hill was on. That's a really nice. Oh, man.

[D]

Okay, says Benny. John, if you're impressed by the drone delivery, I'm going to New York next week. I'm playing at a golf course that drones your food and drink to you on the course.

[B]

Get out of here. Come on. We've got to stop saying everything's bad. It just makes everybody feel bad. We live in the greatest time to be alive as human beings. We gotta stop being mean to each other and start being great. Listen to me. I'm the voice of hope for the future. This place is in huge trouble. I'm the positive influence. Look around. Every day's a dream. Car just went by. Nobody's driving it. Do you realize how amazing it is right now? We're all focused on the worst possible thing we could be focused on politics. Dismiss yourself from the crazy and look around. It's pretty great out there. I had two basketballs delivered to my house within like an hour of thinking about it, and I didn't lift a finger.

[C]

Did you get the WNBA balls smaller?

[B]

No, I'm a man. Better full man. No, you don't get better shots with that. You just chuck them over a fence. They're too small. No, immediately. And they were inflated. Open the box ready to go. Went right out, started shooting. I mean, I took. I can tell you right now, last night with those new basketball showed up. I hit yesterday. This is just from basketball. 15,670 steps. I was running all over the place yesterday. Day after I climbed a bunch of stairs. All right, Bert, what do you got? This ought to be interesting.

[A]

Well, they said they'd keep it a little light to start the week.

[B]

Ish.

[A]

We'll start with this.

[B]

Oh, boy. They're both like. Like, she's trying.

[C]

She's trying.

[A]

Yeah. Better watch the ball.

[B]

There's some cursing, Bert. All right. As a guy takes his hat off. Another guy without his shirt on with a guy with his shirt on, and they're face to face. And some sort of. Oh, one, the shirt shirted guy pushes. Got his arm on three times. Throw a little light jab. Oh, big right hand. Doesn't do much. The guy with the shirt, a guy with no shirts, bowed up. He's ready to go. He's in the defensive posture. Throws another quick right, misses. The guy with the shirt is now angry. There's a weight disparity of about 30 pounds. Guy with shirt, the heavier of the two.

[C]

He's taking the.

[B]

Oh, there's the right hand of the shirtless guy. And the weight makes a difference that just holded him up. I don't know what they were fighting about, but if I was a bet man, I knew who to bet on early.

[A]

We don't know what this is.

[B]

Oh, God. Oh, dear God. This guy's head's Blown up. He's still alive. His face has been completely peeled off. Earned.

[C]

Is he shot? Okay, well, let's stop the talking.

[B]

Let's get some work together.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Oh, God. The faceless thing started talking. Oh, it's the side. Okay, it is.

[C]

Yeah, he's.

[B]

Oh, yeah, no, I see that. Oh, I thought you meant the other. Make it stop making noises. Put it under. Put it under. Get the piece off his chest. Take the piece off his chest. Come on. You know what? I bet you they're trying to figure out where to put the mask over his face to knock him out. Put it over that. Put it over that hole that keeps making that. That noise. Is this a Halloween thing? All right, the doctors are pissing me off with all the pointing and not doing well.

[A]

The surgeons in the other room right now breaking off some nurse.

[B]

I'll be right back, sir.

[C]

You're going to have to wait.

[B]

And he's yelling. That noise he's making reminds me of when you gag on it. Let's go in the other room.

[C]

You'll be next up. We have some with a hangnail we're dealing with right now.

[B]

We have to triage. And that noise you keep making reminds me that I think you're okay.

[C]

Oh, my.

[B]

He's Harvey Dent. Like, half his face is gone. Oh, that was awful. Had a guy come up to me at the stair climb and he goes, man, I gotta give it to you like. Well, I listened for a long time, but the. The play by play you're doing on those videos is just enough for me to get sick. And that means you're doing a great job. Appreciate you. Appreciate you.

[A]

This lady didn't, you know, she didn't feel like being a Karen and jumping on and leaving a bad Yelp review, so she decided to bring it in person.

[B]

She broke right back to this Asian diner. She dropped her pants. She's right in the middle. She's right.

[C]

There's something like her massage.

[B]

I don't know what it is, but she just squatting down. She's taking big fat poop right there in the lobby. And I mean, it's not small. The Asian lady behind the counter is reaching for the phone. She's grabbed the phone. She's calling David Carrity.

[C]

You're late for your appointment.

[B]

Oh, she brought toilet paper. She was one swipe. One swipe. And threw the toilet paper down. She's left a big wet mess right on the right as you walk in. That is going to hurt business, I think. Would you rather have like a Yelp review that everyone can see forever or that.

[A]

Well, or you could have this.

[B]

Oh. Oh, God. Genital warts has gone out of control. It's a set of testicles. Oh, Lord almighty. Terrible.

[C]

There go the Cocoa Puffs.

[B]

That's what it looked like. It looked like balls hanging out of cocoa. We'll just.

[D]

That.

[B]

You know what's bad about that is, like, about three months ago, he saw that one. He's like, yeah, it'll probably go away, like, two or three later. He's getting out of hand. And then just like, let's see where it goes.

[A]

And we'll end with this.

[B]

Pull a Cocoa Puffs on your balls. Okay. It starts with a Family Guy quote. All right? They always. This. This website. Always. Okay, this lady's got, like, a bowling pin, and she's shoving it in her butt, and then there's another lady laying underneath her, and that's where milk comes from. I don't know what's coming out of her. Oh, it's like this, like, heavy cream. Ralphie used to cook with that. Oh, my God. They seem very interested. That's all we got today. Show me that one more time.

[C]

That's good news.

[B]

Try to figure out what that is. What is it?

[C]

It's heavy cream.

[B]

Is it heavy cream? That's what it looks like to me.

[C]

It's like, I wonder if it's pumpkin.

[B]

Spice and she's already covered in it. And then this lady, somehow or another can, like, she like mine more out of it or kind of drill. The other one seems interested. Tell me we live in a bad world. How do you get that cream in there? And then why. Why do you got to plunge it out? I don't know.

[C]

I think that's just.

[B]

Just for show.

[C]

I think they could expel it without plunging.

[B]

It's performative. Without saying.

[C]

Taking that Keystone Cops nightstick.

[B]

Well, I don't know what the hell that was, but you kids have fun. Yikes. All right, then. Well, I kind of.

[C]

That's it.

[B]

I didn't like why we didn't do videos last week, but now that they're back, I really enjoyed that. That time off. The wart guy almost got me. Had that video been another 15 seconds, you'd have been hearing some dry haven. My. My tolerance has gotten a lot less for the weirder stuff. Guy came out.

[C]

Same guy, dip that in compound W.

[B]

Oh, no, you just. You just. You let it go. At that point, you just. You go full frozen. Let it go. The. The guy at the stair climb said that thing that I was doing good play by play. And he goes, you. You. You used to be a lot tougher about it till that Chinese lady was eating all them flies. And then I'm like, that's true. And then he goes, I don't know Asian. And I'm like, did you just fix it? Like, did you just think that saying Chinese lady was bad? Who knows these days? You're pretty. Okay, talking to me about that. There you go. That is your Brady report. And the videos are back. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.