09-15-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona's #1 Morning Show

Episode Summary: 09-15-25 – FULL SHOW – MONDAY
Broadcast Date: September 15, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode kicks off the week by recapping NFL games (and the hosts’ resultant moods), highlighting outrageous local news, riffing on the new “Citizen” crime app, debating shame and public safety, and dropping memorable rants on everything from TikTok parenting to girls’ soccer, odd workplace confessions, the rising dependence on AI, and more. The show’s signature mix of irreverent humor, social commentary, and unfiltered banter is on full display, with plenty of memorable one-liners and laugh-out-loud moments.

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Key Topics & Discussions

1. NFL Week 1 Reactions & Fan Pain

[00:50–09:50]

• Steelers, Seahawks, Bears, and Bengals Woes: John vents about his Steelers’ loss, laments the “new kicking ball” making field goals too easy, and mocks Brady’s Bengals for their early season-ending injury to Joe Burrow.
• Iconic Rant:

  “We got a problem in the NFL and it’s the new kicking ball… You get to the 30, 35–field goal range. I don’t want to watch 65-yarders. Everything sucks.” (A, 04:03)

• Fashion Distractions: Gripe about NFL players’ “fit cam” outfits and social media priorities.
• Memorable Quote:

  “Kyler Murray does some stuff, just–somebody needs to talk to him. He’s lost it.” (A, 08:47)

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2. Wild Arizona News: The Movie Theater Pee Incident

[10:30–18:00; 29:40+ for callback]

• The Viral West Valley Theatre Incident:
  A man exposes himself and urinates in a Surprise, AZ movie theater during a children’s film (“Demon Slayer”), allegedly peeing on a kid, then gets beaten by another patron before shrugging it off and being arrested.
• Host Suggestions for Justice:
  • On Shame:

    “We need to be more honest in society. TikTok and Instagram show us the horrible events–the people doing these horrible things need to be exposed constantly.” (A, 14:46)

  • Public Shaming Proposals: Suggests giant billboards, sky screens, and digital “most wanted” for local perps.
  • Memorable PSA:

    “Remember: Don’t piss on each other. Unless they ask.” (A, 32:00)

• Hunger Games Reference:

  “Part of your sentence… is that sometimes when I go outside, you just hear [a noise] and this guy lights up in the sky and says he pees on people in theaters.” (A, 15:01)

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3. Citizen App, Crime, and the Arizona Crime Map

[17:30–28:40 (recurring)]

• Citizen App Review: John describes the “Citizen” app, which tracks neighborhood and citywide police and emergency calls in real time, adding running color commentary about local crime rates and neighborhood “hotspots.”
• Notable Quote:

  “Go to the app, you’ll get lost in it… Maryvale just looks like someone threw darts at a map–we don’t have enough cops!” (A, 20:41)

• Brady quips:

  “If you want to get peed on, no better time of year than now to go to the West Valley.” (B, 11:39)

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4. On Police Work – Call for Compassion

[26:55–29:45]

• Reality of Policing: John argues for more public empathy toward cops, outlining the “bad days” and gross calls they endure (including cleaning up after the pee incident).
• Notable Quotes:

  “You got to realize… cops have to deal with people pissing on each other at work.” (A, 26:55)
  “Give cops a break. The guy’s got to go bust up two non-English speaking women fist-fighting outside Circle K at 6 a.m.” (A, 28:43)

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5. Parenting, Phones, and Internet Outrage

[56:54–73:13]

• Social Media & Kids:
  • John rails against parents who expect the government to regulate what their kids see on TikTok/Instagram, insisting “Be a parent, take the phone away. Don’t complain.”

    “Your son seeing stuff is on you. 100% your fault if he sees it.” (A, 56:54)

• Phone Privileges Nostalgia:
  • The hosts recall strict phone rules as teens; John shares a story about sneaking a late-night call to a crush and the ensuing family comedy.
• Girls Soccer Diatribe:
  • John mocks the pointlessness of young girls’ soccer goalies, blaming “the loss of fathers in the home” on “the rise of girls’ soccer,” and jokes about the futility of traveling teams and sports investments.
  • Quote:

    “Girls soccer would be a lot better if there were no goalies and it was just incumbent upon the players to keep the ball out of the goal.” (A, 66:48)

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6. Public Shame, Billboards, and PSAs for “Assholes of the Year”

[35:44+; recurring]

• Campaign for Public Shaming:
  • Multiple riffs on using billboards, radio ads, blimps, and drones to publicly shame local degenerates (especially urination offenders, sex offenders, scammers).
• Humor & Satire:
  • Proposes a city-sponsored segment: “Heel of the Year Award,” joking ad reads like “Lemil Hull pissed on a kid in a movie theater. Don't pee on people.”
• Memorable PSA Tagline:

  “Don’t pee on anyone who doesn’t want you to pee on them. That’s what we’ve learned today. You have to get permission.” (A, 32:00)

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7. Entertainment Recap: Emmys, TV, Movies, and Candid Reviews

[40:22–46:57]

• Emmys & TV Commentary:
  • Praise for Sydney Sweeney’s on-stage presence (“She knows her money makers… Big natural cans – we’re not used to that!” A, 41:45)
  • General disillusionment with awards shows, TV, and recent movies (“Weapons” panned: “One out of five stars. Don’t waste your time.” A, 39:52)
• Trans Actress “Hunter Schafer” Surprise:
  • John shares an awkward (and hilarious) recounting of being surprised to learn “Euphoria’s” Hunter Schafer is trans after searching for “Hunter Schafer nudes.”
  • Quote:

    “I didn’t know I was searching for this without knowing… That one would have fooled me. That dude has nice cans!” (A, 46:38)

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8. Random Headlines, Local Oddities, and Laughs

*[87:30+]

• Fun Facts:
  • More Americans die from cows than spider bites.
  • Russia classified drinks under 10% ABV as “regular food” until 2011.
• Weird News:
  • Credit card machines at weddings for honeymoon funds.
  • Pet crematorium workers hospitalized after FBI “meth evidence” incineration leaks toxic fumes.
  • Calgary man tunnels through ceiling to burglarize woman’s apartment above.
  • Doctor loses license after abandoning surgery mid-procedure for a sex break with a nurse.

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9. Listener Emails and “What Would Brady Do?” Advice

[135:56+]

• Sex Advice:
  • Woman asks: “Is using toys in bed disrespectful to my husband?” — The consensus: “Quit being a baby. If a girl wants to break out toys, let her. You gotta give a little.”
• Game Day Stress Relief:
  • Listener claims to self-soothe during Cowboy games. Brady suggests stepping away from games if too stressful; John suggests “the Holmberg Method” (a quick tug).
• Emmy Pause Argument:
  • Listener gets caught rewinding the Emmys to ogle Sydney Sweeney. Brady: “You paused it and your wife’s in there, you do look a little pervy… Tell her you like cans and to knock it off.”

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10. Local Events: 9/11 Stair Climb at Salt River Fields

[75:52–78:43]

• **Holmberg and listeners attend local 9/11 memorial stair climb event, raising significant funds for first responders.
• John declares: next year, he’ll do it in full firefighter gear out of respect for those they honor.
• Quote:

  “I want to put that whole thing on… I want to feel what they feel.” (A, 77:42)

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Most Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “If you see this man, he will piss on you.” (14:36, A)
• “If TikTok is showing us the worst of society, then the people who do this need their faces everywhere.” (A, 14:51)
• “Don’t piss on anyone who doesn’t want you to piss on them. We know that.” (A, 32:22)
• “Give cops a break… Now you go to work today and imagine Todd gets nuts, pisses all over Janice–that’s what cops have to deal with every day.” (A, 26:55)
• “Take your phones away from your kids, that’s all. Why can’t you do that? Because you’re afraid they won’t be your friend?” (A, 72:46)
• “The guy’s pissing on people in the theater, and somebody’s like – let me just film that! – now.” (A, 21:48)
• “Sydney Sweeney knows–without these (boobs) I’m nothing. She just shows them. It’s pretty great. They’re gifts from your God.” (A, 45:33)
• “Girls soccer would be a lot better if there were no goalies and it was just incumbent on the players to keep the ball out of the goal.” (A, 66:48)
• “If you know Lemil Hull, don’t forget to tell him you heard him on KUPD!” (A, 35:49)

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• [00:50–09:50] NFL Recap – Steelers, Seahawks, Bengals, "new kicking ball," player fashion.
• [10:30–18:00] Arizona movie theater urination story and public shaming ideas.
• [17:30–28:40] Citizen app discussion, urban crime heat map, policing empathy.
• [29:40–37:00] Extended riff—billboards & PSAs for local “heel of the year.”
• [40:22–46:57] Emmys, TV, “Euphoria”/trans actress reveal.
• [56:54–73:13] Parenting, phones, girls soccer, role of fathers.
• [87:30+] Fun facts, weird current events, Dr. Sex Break, crematorium meth.
• [135:56+] Advice segment: Toys in bed, game-day stress, relationship arguments.
• [75:52–78:43] 9/11 Stair Climb recap and tribute to first responders.

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Conclusion

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness delivers another irreverent deep-dive into Arizona news, sports, and modern life through raucous humor, pop culture gripe sessions, and unfiltered opinions. From NFL heartbreaks to TikTok parenting and viral local crime, the crew bounces between outrage, satire, and camaraderie—leaving listeners alternately howling with laughter and shaking their heads at the world.

Listeners will walk away with:

• Plenty of Monday morning laughs
• A sense of Arizona’s wildest recent headlines
• Takeaways on public shaming, policing criticisms, and the hazards (and hilarity) of modern life
• A reminder not to pee on people—unless they ask.

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End of Episode Summary

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Cars are pulling over.

[A]

I know cause I'm seductive Brady seducing the city for God's sake. Why you gotta C block that? I'm in the middle of it. Can't have Brady's voice chime in in the middle of my seduction. Pull over, let do it. It's not a thing. Meet me at the Circle K and we'll get some funyuns and feed each other. It is talking about a dream. It's the NFL season. The whole room's down. The whole room's down except idiot Toledo. I'll just read this. Start today. It says hey Homeberg, longtime listener. Love the show. I'm on the podcast. Just want to write in and say I hate Toledo. I find myself literally saying out loud. Shut the F up. When he comes on, I don't like his voice is nails on the chalkboard. With that being said, the rest you guys are the best. Not just saying it. One of my favorite segments is Dale, I love you guys. Sign Justin the male Toledo hater. I'm all on Justin's team right now because of the game yesterday. But it's not his fault. The Seahawks did what they did to my Steelers.

[B]

Did Toledo show up?

[A]

Oh, he's in there. He's wearing a coat. No. Did he show up with at the. Oh no, he didn't come to the house. No. The. Yeah, you got to know the rules to win the game. Got dudes just letting balls float around. Your Bears took one hard. That was rough. And then Brady's bungles lose. Joe. Joe Burrow gets. He's out for three months. So your season's already over.

[B]

Done.

[A]

Well no, no, no. Browning ain't taking you anywhere. Calm down. I get it. I know but look, you know Ben Roethlisberger in 2019 blew his arm up in week two and we're like the Mason Rudolph era begins. We're all kind of like halfway.

[B]

Yeah, that's not being said.

[A]

I don't think Doug Hodges and Mason Rudolph are not going to get it done. They got us winning record which I still don't know how that happened. That's all you can hope for at this point. And the Toledo Seahawks, they. They did their job. And the Cardinals making it look ugly. But they're 20 and man oh man, talk about trying to make easy hard a Cardinals team is there. You got it all wrapped up. You come back and the next thing you know Carolina's about to score and you're like they're gonna tie them or they're gonna win this game. And who comes to the rescue? 76 year old Calais Campbell you gotta hand it to. That was a unbelievable play. The end of the game. Scatter boo with his first touchdown. Cam. Cam had a couple of good plays yesterday. He had the touchdown and then he had.

[B]

He got catches.

[A]

We had a runs, a fumble. That was his hustle caused that to be. You know I think the end of ruling was an incomplete pass. But his hustle was like man, that's pretty head heady stuff. That was actually a fun game to watch. That was. I never would have called that one. We got a problem in the NFL and it's the new kicking ball. If you're going to get in the 30 or 35 yard line with the ooh dynamic Kickoff, then you got 15 yards before you're in field goal range. I don't want to watch 65 yards. Everything's different. Everything sucks. If it's a 3.3 seconds left, you don't have to go very far in. Yeah, these guys still have to kick it 64 yards. Everybody evidently can because you're getting 60 and 66 yard kicks and you know it's. It's 60 yards is not out of the pot. And you see that lined up on the other side of the 50 and you're like, well, this isn't going to happen, happen. And they've changed everything. So it's a new kicking ball. These guys can put through the end. It doesn't take much to get into field goal range anymore, so we got to change back to the old ball. No one was complaining. I know they want more points, but.

[B]

It travels like a boomerang.

[A]

Oh, it. Sometimes it's just a, It's. It's like it's on a string twice.

[B]

Before it goes through.

[A]

It's going 65 yards. It's going to move all over the place. A long. That's a long kick. Put the old ball back and let's get back to normal. Remember when it used to be like, I mean, Jesus, Buffalo Bills fans have to hate the new kicking ball. Scott Norwood missed a 42 yarder in the Super Bowl. It would have been, it would have been a chippy.

[B]

It would have hit somebody in the face in the upper deck.

[A]

It would have been a monster. Yeah, there have been blood in there. How. What happened? Where's my churro? Through the net. I just get smashed. Anyway, football. Brutal. So you go from the highs and the lows. Last week, it felt pretty good. Ravens lost, Steelers won. This week, the exact opposite occurs. And it's been a year since I've felt the. The drop off and I've got to just kind of get my gut in place for Monday. So. To Seahawks fans, tip of the cap. Well done. To Toledo and his crew. I wasn't overly impressed with the Seahawks, but I certainly was underwhelmed by my Steelers. That is for sure. Not a good. Not a good team as of right now. They got all the talent. But my goodness. And I think a lot of people feel that way. But then at least it's not the bungles, which I'm actually trying to find joy in. But the Steelers were so bad yesterday, I can't really get happy that that miserable $2 store rug of a team lost their quarterback. And I can't find joy in that after my team skunk it up. I love that Joe Burrow did a. An interview before the game and he did that. It's almost like he got Jheri Kroll. Have you seen his hair?

[B]

Wearing his custom outfits.

[A]

He shakes his hair like when he talks, like he just got back. You know, when white people go to the, you know, Bahamas or Jamaica or something, come back with beads in their hair. That's what he look like. The thing I'm noticing about Joe Burrow, and I knew this before, but it is it. He's. He's like Jamie Presley. Jamie Presley is one of the prettiest, sexiest women ever, but she's pure trailer hillbilly. And you can never take that out of someone. You see it all. Britney Spears, no matter how much money she's got.

[B]

He hasn't left Athens, Ohio.

[A]

Joe Burr. I don't know about Athens, Ohio, but I assume it's Hill Jack Central.

[B]

There's. It's in the Appalachian.

[A]

He has got area. A brother, cousin face. And it's. I love it. I think it's great. And then he dresses up and he just. He's. He's definitely brother cousin.

[B]

You know that program they had the quarterbacks. I think it's on hbo. And he was one of the quarterbacks with Jared Goff and. Yeah, and I think it was my mom. She's like, is Joe Burrow gay?

[A]

Ooh.

[B]

She was watching it just out of the blue because.

[A]

Was this the Ellen haircut?

[B]

Joe Burrow, you know, in that series. It's pretty cool. It's inside the lives of these quarterbacks. He's in this, you know, place all by himself. The only people that come to visit him really are mom and dad. And then he occasionally just has really good friends with Mark Chase. Yeah. All the fellas just come over and he's. He's got this fashion designer at his house that pick out. They do the outfits for the year.

[A]

I mean, there's way too much of that going on. I blame.

[B]

There is a lot of that.

[A]

I blame the NF for inviting women to the party so strongly that. That now we have to watch that fit cam before what. What outfits they're wearing. And there's just dudes wandering in there dressed like weirdos. Kyler Murray, still to this day, like, he does some stuff that just. Somebody needs to talk to him. He's. He's lost it. But yeah, anyway, see Travis Kelce's. Oh, come on, come on, come on. Knock it off. But that's that's the. That's the social media. That's the Instagram.

[B]

That's why you drop pass.

[A]

Ruined everything. Yeah, and then he goes out and drops pass. That's the thing about fit camp. Show up in a T shirt and je. Just in case you do something really stupid. And then you're paraded around in some weird lime green, you know, McGilla gorilla outfit that you wore before. And everybody's like, this idiot. He ruined the game for us because he's not focused on the game.

[B]

And you got to put it on after the game.

[A]

You got to put that bits in your locker. And you go back, oh, Christ, I got to walk to the plane in this Anyway. But football's back, and it's. It's a thing. It's what it is. It's weird. The weekend was a strange one. Doug Hopkins sent me a thing that.

[B]

Did he have his grandkid?

[A]

Yeah, they did. They had their kid. Yeah. Doug's a grandfather. Yeah, it's. There's Travis Kelce in shorts and a suit. You know who used to do that all the time? The great Thomas Hearns, the boxer. He started to wear shorts and suits a lot. And I remember he was on Arsenio Hall. And Arsenio goes, what is this? And when a black guy tells another black guy, what are you doing here with the clothes, the fashion? When he's trying, you know you've screwed up. Cause Arsenio was, like, laughing about it. And then he goes, no, no, it's good. It's good. And he goes, yeah. And Thomas Hearns have the legs to pull that off. He had those spindly little Thomas Hearns legs.

[B]

Who's that below in the orange?

[A]

Oh, there's some. That's Travis, isn't it? Oh, no, that's another one. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Stop. This dude can pull it off better than this, though. Both of you knock it off.

[B]

I can't help it, John.

[A]

Look what they're wearing. Who's that? Carson Krest? Who's that in the orange? There's the problem. There's the problem is that Brady is in. Who's in the orange? What are you wearing? I want that. I like that. I think I can pull that off. I'm going for it. Well, you look like you're from sort of like a Tim Burton movie. Quit it. Turn that page off, Burke. Not about their fits, boys. I blame Candy cam for this. Oh, Cammy cam. He's still with the. He makes me hate Pharrell with all the hats. I don't trust him. Anyway, so Doug sent me a thing. He did have his granddaughter, and that's pretty awesome. Good for the Hopkins clan. But he sent me a thing on Sunday, I guess, or yesterday or no, Saturday, about a dude in the movie theater here who was. Who just got up and started to pee. And they're reporting it very differently on the news. It was over in the West Valley. He gets up and he starts peeing. He sits right back down. And then a dude gets up and starts smashing him. And that's the TikTok video. Evidently, he was peeing on a kid.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

But on the news, they're not saying that. They're saying a guy just got up, exposed himself, peed, and then sat back down. They didn't talk about the social justice that ensued after that. And then the theater, to their credit, comes in and says, oh, you guys want to keep watching the movie? We'll put it in another place while we clean this up. Everybody gets free snacks, like, whoever's at the theater. That's the best job you could have done. Because I could of theaters going, we didn't do this on purpose. This isn't our fault. So the news. And I'm hoping. Now, here's the difference. I'm hoping this is the same story, because the way the news is reporting this, it's not the same as what I'm watching on the TikTok feeds of the guy getting his ass kicked for peeing on a kid. But it says, man allegedly arrested for allegedly peeing in a movie theater at AMC Surprise Point Point 14 on Litchfield Road. Brett, go ahead and say it. That's the West Valley. That's where you're gonna get peed on. You know, if you want to get peed on, no better time of year than now to go to the West Valley and do it. Says he peed inside the theater during a showing of the new Demon Slayer movie. And I don't know what Demon Slayer is, but is that for kid? It looked like cartoonish, so I think it was. His name is Lemil Hull. He was arrested and booked on charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, and refusing to provide a truthful name. He started to tell him he was somebody else when they were asking him. They're like, hey, piss boy, what's your name? And he told him something. I was like, that's another. We're gonna get you on that one, too. A guy took video of the incident, says Hull stood up, unzipped his pants, and started peeing Then Hull sat down like nothing happened. Mantell's Arizona's family. AMC did their job. The AMC deserves all the credit in the world because if there's. If I got pissed on at the theater, I'm wondering what the people who got the splash like. Movies for life. Right. That's another reason that streaming. Pardon the pun. Streaming wins because there it is. There's the video. I don't know if you sound as safe, because just getting pummeled by a couple dudes. Yeah, well, of course there's a. He's pissing on people.

[B]

It plays well with the movie.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, no, it's perfect. Got a little riled up from the little mystery science theater there. Very much. This is when Crobot got up and started to beat Mike. Yeah. And Tom. Tom Server Servo just ran out. Tom Servo was gone. Gypsy was there, but she didn't.

[B]

Looks like they cleared out pretty good.

[A]

Oh, well, I mean, people screaming and yelling and fighting, and then everybody just stands over in the corner. But, I mean, they beat the tar out of this dude, and then he walks out of the thing like nothing happened. He's going to jail for a while, and I want to know what the sentence is. And he's banned forever. Like, we need. We need a photo in every movie theater, a big one of him. Like, none of this. You're banned. Like, at stadiums, when they say, oh, you're banned, and then. Okay. And then the guy takes pictures of himself at a stadium, like, two games later, like, they can't keep track of just pictures everywhere. If you see this man, he will piss on you. Like, we need to be more honest in society. If TikTok and Instagram are gonna exist and show us these horrible events, the people doing these horrible things need to be exposed constantly.

[B]

Or if the guy wants to see a movie, he has to wear a diaper and a onesie.

[A]

No, no, he can't. He can't go maybe forever. He has to, like. Like an ankle monitor. He has to wear, like, a monitor diaper all the time. But I need some Hunger Games action going on here. And not just on my phone, but in the sky. A picture of a guy that says, if you see this guy, he pisses on people. And every once in a while, it just pops up. Part of your. Part of your sentence when you pee on people at a movie theater is that sometimes when I go outside, you just hear. And this guy just lights up with his picture and says he pees on people in theaters. And that's. We need some sort of shame mechanism. Like in Hunger Games where the whole city can see it. Like a skyscreen. We can do that, right? Like a Batman picture of drones.

[B]

That makes the picture of the day.

[A]

Awesome. Yeah. Yes, yes. Anything to make it. So sometimes when I'm. Every day just keep me like billboards, keep me interested. Billboards. Jim Wilson, the digital billboards guy. This guy pisses on people. Le Mil. What's his name? Lamil Hull. Yeah, that kind of stuff. Where's the public shame for these kind of things? I get that murder and viol. Violent crimes are a thing. This dude's getting back out with us. There's no question. Like rape and murder and assault, you're going to jail for quite a long time. But chances are this dude's gonna pee on somebody, sit down for a couple of weeks, and then pop back out with us. He's gonna be with us. We need to be reminded. Camelback Mountain. I'm looking at it right now. It's a perfect screen to just fire up a picture of somebody and says, lemilho pisses on people. You're like, oh, that guy, he's probably out there somewhere. And then you just get familiar with their face.

[B]

That would be the second one. Second story of Ping. Because Benson Boone's.

[A]

Benson Boone got p. Photographer, went into.

[B]

A surf shop and started peeing on one of the clothes stands a little.

[A]

Benson Boone's another one. And he and his like, picture on the billboard. Sure, sure. But yeah, Benson Boone's crew and Benson Boone, they look like West Virginia got loose in some sort of a free for all at a.

[B]

And it did.

[A]

You can go to a nice store and buy clothes. And Benson went right to the jumpsuit suits. And yeah, it's. I'm not a big fan of the Benson Boone look. So, yeah, it's very strange. Like, quit peeing on each other. I mean, unless they ask. It's like hillbilly Rob Zombie. Yeah, yeah, it's. It's Rob Easy. That's how bad it is. This dude looked at Rob Zombie and went. That's the look for me. I don't think you had to work too hard.

[B]

The hiring process. I'll film it, man.

[A]

Will you just quit peeing on each other Again, like if it's in the privacy of your bed, sure. That's kind of hot. Somebody wants to pee on you. Put down the plastic. Let's go to town. But not in the movies. And certainly not unexpected. Stop it immediately. Or billboard companies. Whenever you've got available billboards. Let's not sit and go. Well, we can't just give those away. Sure we can. It just rattles off a picture of somebody that's out in sleep instead of afterwards, before. We don't wait for you to get, like, we know now. You peed on people in the theater. And it's like, yeah, we can let them out. Your punishment is for the next seven years while you're out, you're gonna have your picture put up everywhere that you live. By the way, you have to get this app. This thing's awesome. I'm addicted to it. Citizen app. Do you have the citizen app? Do not get it. What is it? It's a thing that. That tells you you can get all the police calls, and then it shows you where all the stuff going on. So, yeah. So, yeah, it's like, so this is where we are right now on the app. And then it'll be like an icon of a fist. And you click on the fist, and it says, two women brawling right now on East Van Buren and 52nd Street. It's happening at the circle K right down the street from us. And then tap in. Let's listen to this. Well, you. All it'll do is it'll do the call in. Okay, here. This is. Sometimes they're good. Two Hispanic in my car.

[B]

I want to check it out.

[A]

Let's go. Go to break. Two Hispanic females right here on Van Buren are just knocking the crap out of each other. If you guys want to see it, this app is awesome. And all those times you're thinking, why is there a helicopter flying around my neighborhood? It'll answer. It tells you. And. And it doesn't do, like, a download. It doesn't do, like, a buzz or a beep. It does, like, a law and order whenever. And, like, I'm getting an alert, something's going on. And here's. And it has a little unhappy face. Man and woman trespassing an alley. It's got, like, aggravated assault face. It's got a little thief. Who told you about Rob? Well, Megan had it because there was a helicopter over the house while I was at the. At the stair climb. And she said something, and I'm like, I'm not anywhere near that. It's not my problem. Problem. And, like, fire. Fire act. I'm addicted to it. And then you can do the whole city. Look at all that. Look at all that's going on in the city. Every dock, there's some action. Oh, there's tons of action. Go to the west side. Let's See how that is. Oh, the west side is just. Look at all the dots. And then you go to the east side and it's pretty calm over there. There's not one. Over in the Shock Valley, My. My neighborhood has a few, but the West Valley just looks like somebody just threw darts at a map and smashed. Smashed it. There's 302 incidents along the I17. Let's go over here to the blade to the 61. There's one. You have 14 up by the 101 and 202 interchange up there in Chandler. You quite literally have six in all of Queen Creek, Gilbert and Far East Valley. The goons are up early. The West Valley, there are 86 in Maryvale right now. We don't have enough cops. I mean, they overlap and everybody's banging into each other. Gives you traffic accidents. It's the best thing ever. And then, and then some people will put up videos of the area I was at. I was at Scottsdale two nights ago. After the, after the stair climb, I went over to the rental house because I got a little plumbing problem over there. Starting to make the house stink. I got a backed up drain. Can't fix it. Gonna do that today. But I went in there and filled the door. I'm like, oh, this is terrifying. So I'm in there and I'm all over this, and right up the street two people started to fight. And I was flying over to it and then I saw the cop cars there and I'm like, ah, it's all broken up by now. It's incredible. The video tape, like citizens. Nobody does anything anymore. The guy's pissing on people in the theater and somebody's like, let me just film that now.

[B]

Let me beat him up first.

[A]

Well, no, the guy's beating him up. Yeah, we're. Man, they got this covered. I'll just film it and get. I'll go viral. Yeah, there's tons of. This is such a cool app. And it's, you know, it gives you some dumb stuff like, but it'll also say, like, there's a call and here, like, listen to this.

[B]

He entered in northern northbound for a.

[A]

White Ford that was swerving all over the road. Almost hit the collar. It's tattletales. Oh, Jade, don't give away his driver's license plate. So this dude's just driving like an idiot. And they're like, hey, you got yourself a white Ford swerving all over up there in 43rd Avenue. Of course you do. He's drunk. He's in the West Valley. He's on drugs. Everybody wants to know which citizen app.

[B]

Because there's a couple that come up.

[A]

You know what? I don't even know.

[B]

What's the logo? Yeah, what's the logo?

[A]

It's. It's the, like, two little parentheses with a dot in the center.

[B]

Oh, I got it.

[A]

So that one. It looks like an eyeball. Yep, that's it. Oh, you're gonna. You guys are gonna get lost on this. Trust me, this is not gonna be good. It's. It's sweet. That's the one. You can't get enough of it. And then you want to start being stupid and driving towards, like, fist fights, because you know the cops are already there. If they heard about it and it's on the app, they're going to be there before you. So it's not like you're going over there to, like, an incident. There was one up on 16th Street, Bethany, right by where Joseph lives, are one of our guys. And I think Joseph was the one filming it, because I know Joseph had. And I think it was in his front yard. And you just hear the cops on the other side going, put the weapon down to surrender. And I'm like, this is amazing. It's great stuff. Got to get all over this. But that's the thing when you're pissing in a movie theater. Now, I can know about that, but I need names. And it'll also tell you when there's, like, a child predator on the move. One of the people that's the. See, we only shame them, and they deserve it in more ways than they're getting. Where they got a knock on doors and, like, how you doing? I'm your neighbor, and I. I might have fiddled a kid or something. I was thinking about it for a while and got caught. Those guys get shamed now. That's for the billboards. Put those dudes on. Bill. I want to start that campaign. Why can't. Let me get. You know, Lerner and Rose got a lot of that money. They do a lot of advertising. Why can't we. We just place people who have been convicted of that. Say, by the way, this dude's around. He's a child predator. If you got a knock on doors and there's websites with you all over it, what's the harm of putting you on a billboard and saying, there's that guy. Seems reasonable. But it's. I don't know. It's not out there. But get on that citizen app build. You're going to Spend a couple hours on a. On a weeknight wondering if you hear sirens. And you know, you always hear sirens, like, ooh, that's close. You can find out now where they're headed. I should get some money for this one. I don't know who's making money off citizen, but Holg's morning sickness. I used to have to text my cop friends, what the hell's going on? He's some jackass in a tree with a gun. Like, okay, I guess that's a thing. I've never had my cop buddy Ben tell me, I gotta go to a movie theater. There's a dude pissing on some people. And then I'm like, jesus, your job. You gotta wonder sometimes, all those people who hate the police, how long you'd last without being a prick. For every couple. Look, you gotta. You have bad days at work where you might have snapped at Susan over there in accounting, you know, you might be like, ah, you know what? Susan had a bad weekend, and you snap at her, and you're like, jesus, Lamont's being an asshole today. And then you have to realize what cops have to deal with are people pissing on each other at work. Now you go to work today and imagine. Imagine that Todd gets nuts and pisses all over, you know, Janice. And you're filming it, and you're like, is this stuff we've got to worry about at work? Because that's what cops have to worry about every day. Or let's just say you're at your job, you know, doing it stuff. And I don't know, Larry gets up and loses his mind and just starts firing into the air like, Jesus. That's what cops have to deal with every day. That's their job. And I know they signed up for it, but it would make you a prick every once in a while, too. So give them some gr. And again, when a cop's not exactly the nicest to you, they don't have a right to beat you up or anything. But if they come up and they've got a little bit of an attitude, you don't know what they just saw. You might. Look, I would. My night's ruined. If I'm sitting here in the hallway and it's bringing your daughter to work day, and, you know, downstairs you got Jennifer and her kid, and it's like. And then Ed just whips out, starts pissing on her kid. I'm like, well, this is no good, and I've got to stop it. Mine next few hours are going to Be like all about thinking about that kid getting pissed on and I'm going to be kind of grouchy to people. I can't believe my day. I'd be telling everybody but cops just move on to the next thing. I'm a big supporter of the police and that's why that doesn't happen at my work. And if it did, it would be catastrophic. People pissing on each other, the paperwork. And then you gotta write about it. Remind yourself, what have I been through tonight? Oh, right, right, that thing where that kid got pissed on by a stranger. That's right. I had to go bust that up, okay? My day stunk. You come home from work and Matthias like, hey, Brett, how was today? Oh, man, Larry's a dick. And I got yelled at by John. And Brady's gay, I think, I'm not real sure. And he goes through the whole thing.

[B]

Oh, he does what the proper man does. It was good.

[A]

Yeah, none of your business. Then he's five across the. Hey. What? I don't remember hiring you as my biographer. Shut up. Now you gotta deal with that? I don't know. Some guy went crazy at the office and started firing into the ceiling. And then Ed started to piss on Jennifer's kids. And then I had to bust up two trannies who don't speak English over here on Van Buren. And they were fighting and I got a bunch of their spit on me and we don't have those days they do.

[B]

Guy tried to eat another guy over here.

[A]

Yeah, I was playing basketball. These kids were playing basketball and I got a call, one of them's on bass salt to try to eat another one. I had to break that up. And how was your day? The kids were a nightmare. I don't want to hear it. You're a. I hate you.

[B]

My hair.

[A]

My hair is not working, so we can't go out. And I just feel fat. Oh, right. Oh, speaking of, that fat guy landed on a kid, killed him. I had to clean that up. Is everything about you? Kind of. Yeah, I think it is. Because this is a nightmare. I live every day in a nightmare. So give cops a break, please. The guy's up right now, it's 10 after 6 in the morning and he's gotta go bust up two non English speaking women in front of the Circle K who have decided to go fisties on each other. And you know, there's heroin needles all around him, so he's gotta search through that, not get poked. It's just a rough cops. I feel for you guys.

[B]

He's not gonna go into detail about his arrest at the Royal Night Inn, right?

[A]

No, it's just gross. Oh, yeah. And then, I don't know. It was about five minutes before my shift ended. I went into an alley and I picked a guy up and he. Yeah, he just had his own semen all over his hands, and he was touching me and stuff. So I get a. I get a shower up like Silkwood Bell and hopefully your day was a little better than that. I got my hair done and then I took a nap. Man, I hate you. Just brutal. It's brutal. Before we move on, I want to say my first email I read this morning was from a guy, Daniel and Sebastian, his dog. He's been emailing me back and forth a little bit, sent me some pictures. Daniel and Sebastian lost each other today and had to put his beloved pet down. So cookies to start today for all your dogs. Beautiful dog, too. Sent me the pictures. Just awesome. So we're thinking about Daniel and Sebastian. Give your pets a little pat on the head, a little extra cookie. Cookie in honor of this morning for Sebastian. Because that's. That's never fun, and it's a tough way for me to start my day. On top of it all. I don't like it all. And don't piss on each other. That's the other thing. But can we. Can we talk to some adverti. Maybe we should do it here on the radio.

[B]

The psa.

[A]

A little psa. We get it. This is a good idea. Not even just in the commercials. And by the way, we don't have a lot of availability, but if we did, we run, like, during Shannon's show. He's got availability at night in the middle of the commercial break.

[B]

Probably a, you know, a hot spot of when things like that will happen.

[A]

Of course, I'll voice it for free. City of Phoenix. Get on. Who's the PR department over there at the city of Phoenix? So they can go, here's a list of people for you to do commercials about, John, who are walking amongst us. It can be our. Our heel of the year. It could be like our. Like, it's franchised itself out into this, like, public service, community awareness, things like, hey, Len McCarthy is a child molester. I'm sorry if Your name's Len McCarthy right now, it's not going to be easy. It's a hypothetical situation. I pulled the name out of my ass. Speaking of pulling things out of asses, Len McCarthy did this, this, this, and we'll just do a commercial of this Guy's problems. And especially like the child molesters or like what I always do with the S Heel of the Year award is bring the name out. Lamil Hull pissed on a kid in a movie theater. Can't do it. It's not just enough.

[B]

I thought you meant, like, you know. Now you know. Seven things that you shouldn't do listed psa. Don't urinate on people.

[A]

Well, no, that you shouldn't. No, no. I'm not here to help that. I'm here to shame the people who should know not to piss off on people. If we're to the point in society where the radio or television has to go, by the way, don't piss on each other. Remember, that is. We're done. Everybody knows not to piss on each other. Everybody knows.

[B]

Do they?

[A]

Yes. The dude pissing on that kid in the theater knew I shouldn't be doing this while he's doing it, but he was. I don't know what happened. Yeah, he's. I don't know what his excuse is and I don't care. But to me, at the end of GI Joe and knowing is half the point.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Right. It's he. Man at the end when he comes on and, you know, he has that moment where they're just like. What did we learn today? Pissing on each other is wrong. Until later. Bye. Perfect.

[B]

That's how I kind of saw it.

[A]

Yes, but I don't want. Well, at the end of shaming the person through commercial availability.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

At the end I will say, and remember, don't piss on each other. That's it. That's all will do. Idiots. And then, of course, I get one from Andrew. Wait a minute. We're not supposed to pee on each other. But Brett's videos say that we're supposed to do it all the time. It's like an appetizer. All right, I'll try it this way. And remember, don't pee on anyone who doesn't want you to pee on them. That's better. That's what we've learned today. You have to get permission. Permission to piss on someone. We know that there isn't a person out there who. Even hillbillies at Whistler, even the worst voices in the world would. You'd hear, he quit pissing on them. That, like, that's a reprimand in hillbilly country that caught him pissing on his sister. Did she say it was okay? No, she did not. That's a crime. They know it's legal here. It's legal. But it's frowned upon. Nowhere is it legal, Brady. No hillbillies have ever gone to. We gonna go down that city square and we gonna screamin you out till we get it. We gonna get us a pissing ordinance. We wants to piss on each other. No government's gonna tell us we can't.

[B]

All in favor?

[A]

Pass it. Hair Harr. Pass. Pass it. We gonna be able to pass on each other at rest random, in restaurants, in a movie theaters. We're gonna be out there pissing all over each other. Cause it's legal in our county. Ain't happened anywhere, Brady. The shame of it all. Le Mil Hull. It isn't just enough you got arrested and are gonna have to do sit down for a couple. Nobody's keeping him in jail for a long time. You're gonna get your. But you got. We register him and we knock him stiff for good. This is better. Shame is shame has lost. And mother, we've got Instagram. And that should pop up on my feeds more than those wrist strengthening things. That's all I get. I'm looking at videos that Brett sends over of like people flying watermelon helicopters. I'm like, I don't know what this is, but it's funny. I don't even know why that's a thing. And then. And then the next thing is. Or you want to get your wrist stronger. I'm like, why? I just want to watch terribly inappropriate videos that the Internet provides. Why is this such a bad thing for me? Videos of Hellcats and Carnival cruises.

[B]

Now what is this?

[A]

Oh, I watched one the other day where a mentally retarded boy just did like backflips or tried to off of a bed and I laughed for 45 minutes because he failed over and over. All I care about are things I'm not supposed to see happening on the Internet because the person doing it is voluntarily showing me they're failures. I love it. Anyway, I'm telling you. Overnights. We don't even have overnights anymore, Brett. Once a year for the Easter cake. But could you imagine how much more fun your job would have been if every 45 minutes you were told, Do a PSA? And all the PSAs were just outing some dude who did something stupid. If you know how many times you'd.

[B]

Stop stuff with those wonderful PSAs.

[A]

How do you stop it? It already happened overnight.

[B]

While it's happening. People have maybe thought about doing it.

[A]

It has to be after the fact. Oh, wait. If you're hearing that the shame exists, maybe it's a Deterrent. I see what you're saying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Perhaps a deterrent on doing it again because you know that the radio is going to be like. And if you know Lemil Hunt hall, whatever his name is, don't forget to tell him you heard him on kupd.

[B]

And then he'd get the late night phone calls. Brett, you saved my life.

[A]

I think about pissing on a child, but I shaming that man. I decided not to d. I'm going to go run for city council or something. Now I'm a better man. It's gross. You're gross. And I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear about that. I think PSA is to shame people who have done stuff. Like Joey Ramirez says, Non Consensual Urination. Great band name, but it needs to be. It needs to be announced. If you've ever been arrested for non Consensual Urination Nation, the city needs to know you. And it doesn't need to end with just your, you know, your time in the news. It needs to be like, in a year, that dude needs to fear always turning on his computer, his radio, every podcast, every single time he turns on the TV. YouTube should be like, do you like Verlo mattresses? Those are great. Then the next commercial is, hey, have you heard about Lemuel Hall? He pissed on a kid. It Dragon Force 5, or whatever the movie was called, by the way. Speaking of movies, let me tell you. Weapons. Have you watched that garbage? Have not. Don't bother. It's terrible, really. Just getting so everybody wants it to be something. It's so, like the. And the last 40 minutes are so boring. And then it doesn't make any sense. Like, I need somebody to explain to me, like, why it's called weapons and why every once in a while, like, the sky will have a gun in it and then they never talk about it again. Does make any sense. It's stupid. I'm tired of it. I watch all these movies. Are like 94%. I'm like, all right, we'll try this one. Horrible. This is a good one. Bob Barker never told me not to pee on people, but I always made sure it's bad. Neutered my pets. So what you're saying is, Hoff, it worked.

[B]

It worked at the end.

[A]

Because at the end again, I better get these pets paid andor neutered. It's a good idea. I got a buddy who works over there at the billboard company. Wilson, get on this banners. It's a good idea. James McCarthy banners that fly over with names of people. You imagine being at, like, the Phoenix Open and that. That prop plane that goes by, tugging that giant banner. And instead of it being an advertisement, it just. Just says, lavelle Hull pissed on a kid in a movie theater. And then everybody's like, oh, my God. And the name would go. And just gangbusters. 300,000 people in one thing would be like, did you see the plane go by? They talked about the guy who. What was his name? Lavelle Hall. Oh, that's good stuff.

[B]

And you can get it even more detailed on the blimp.

[A]

Oh, the blimp could be amazing.

[B]

She really get a nice picture.

[A]

Le Milho. Yeah, don't do it. You need to be shamed for your stupidity. And if you piss on somebody, you should be like, I'm shouldn't have done that. I'm probably gonna pay for this in weird ways. Then you get that citizen app, and every once in a while when he leaves the house or something, his little face comes up and you hit it and says, convicted pissers walking around. There he is. That's him. He's at the store. And they know it. Like, every once in a while, they just know when some dude is the. You know, community piss boy is wandering around. Gross with it. Weapons stunk, by the way. Yeah. A guy who saw it said, also, how the f. Did the old lady get the powers? To figure out how to get powers, it's stupid. Nothing's explained. It starts off, like, strong. You're like, oh, this is gonna be kind of good. And then it just. It's terrible. One out of five stars. Don't waste your time. Dumb and. And people get, you know, kind of washed over in some gory stuff or, like, intrigue. That works for a while, till it doesn't. This whole movie was, like, a good idea until it wasn't. And then it runs out of steam and they just pull someone's head off and it ends. You're like, well, this is easy. I could have written the end the of this. Yeah, you'll don't. Another John Holmberg moment. Here is. I only review one movie a year because I hate movies now. I used to love movies. Haven't seen a good movie in ages.

[B]

And I love one is that one I'm seeing him with Marlin.

[A]

That looks kind of interesting. We'll see. I don't know. Maybe it's something. It's got what I like. It's got football.

[B]

A deal with the devil.

[A]

It looks like I Like Jordan Peele. His has been intriguing at times with his movies and yeah, it looks like kind of a soldier soul kind of movie. We'll see where that goes. Maybe interested in that. I will say this. The Emmys were on last night and the studio, which I couldn't watch that either because it too anxious, too much anxiety made me crazy. Although I didn't mind it. It got so anxiety riddled, I had to turn it off. Like you can solve all their problems by just stopping what you're doing for a second and taking a breath. But they just kept walking into more and more trouble. It drove me nuts. But it was fine. It won. It won all the awards. What's what? The pit. I hear the pit's great. Yeah, but nothing was better and she deserves an Emmy for it than the self awareness of Sydney Sweeney. That woman knows her. Her hair is pretty and her cans are her money maker. And did you see her? She walked up on stage last night and I'm like, she knows. She's just taking advantage of the five years she's got to be fine famous. Cuz she. Again the faces. But man, oh man, does she know how to work those cans. And the way they were moving around in her dress when she walked. Oh, forget it.

[B]

And there's not so many people that could make a sketch of her face. I don't realize she. She has one.

[A]

I'll tell you this. If somebody said sketch Sydney Sweeney's face, my abilities to draw would come pretty close. And I'm not a good artist. It's just that she's just kind of. I hate to say the slightly off. I won't say the words I want to say because it's not fair. It's. It's almost like it's so close to not being good. But those things up that she's carrying around. And I think it's because society is not used to big natural cans that are good. I don't. We're not. They move different than those giant silicone rods that everybody. Everybody's toting big natural cans on. Good ones. Not just because you're fat and you have huge boobs. Good, big natural cans on a shapely woman like her. We don't see it too often. That's rare. That's the old Jane Mansfield. That's the.

[B]

It is. It's like, man, that face is just so chocolate.

[A]

Yeah. Little Land of the Lost. It's not that bad. No, it's not that bad. No. And I think you just want to not have it her Hair's fantastic but there's something almost like special. That's good.

[B]

And that look. It looked good last night.

[A]

Oh no. The boobs, the whole thing. But that the it's so darn close. With great cans. Yes. But it's not. It's so close. But it's not sort of like when you get a good angle on Brady sometimes it looks a little bit like is he all right? But you know he is but it's just he, he might not be all right. It's just she's got that almost thing like one. One more speed bump in the hospital on the drive in to deliver her would have. Would have rattled that last little chromosome right out of the building. But it, it fell in the right place. It's just spectacular. All right. Everybody's saying it. That's you. You hear what I'm saying? Slightly downy and I I'm not going to go that far. I don't think think that's true but without those we're not paying attention to her. Do we agree if she's flat chested do we look at her and just go holy smokes gorgeous. No, no.

[B]

Shelly Duvall.

[A]

Well no let's not go crazy. She's not olive oil Spectrum. John say it just the word spectrum. It's safe. Okay A little bit on the spectrum Spectrum but in like a really good way. Without the cans we don't pay attention. She'd be like Taylor Swift. No cuz there reason we pay attention to her there. Yeah I Taylor didn't sing with There'll be nobody give her a second look. All no men but Travis Kelsey put some magic in. Yeah there's no no man but Travis Kelce is all over Taylor Swift. There are no male super fans of.

[B]

But that yeah maybe the singing thing done it because her oh yeah. Her past is amazing.

[A]

Well as far as she's nailed guys she's going to have sex with people and there's money involved and she's talented and she's this and she's not ugly. There's no there's nothing about her that's like bad. It's just. But you're never doing a second take. No she walks by be like that's a very pretty lady and it's over not doing that for her. Sydney Sweeney's thing about it's like she knows like she knows like look at these. Like she's dying for us to look at those so we don't pick her apart because without them I think she knows without these I'm Nothing. And then so she just shows them like, it's pretty great.

[B]

They're gifts.

[A]

They're gifts from your God, Brady. And by the way, I fell for something. I've never watched the show Euphoria. And so yesterday I was the one.

[B]

With the spider man's girlfriend.

[A]

I don't know what that means. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's somebody named Hunter Schaefer on that show. And I saw a picture of Hunter Schaefer, and I was like, not bad. Pretty hot. And so I did what I normally do, which is Google searched Hunter Schaefer bikini or Hunter Schaefer nude, and there's some nude shots. And then under one these of. Of the. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Pretty young. Okay. Also has a dick. I didn't know that.

[B]

Oh, I was gonna say female Hunter. That I've.

[A]

It's hot. That's what I was saying. Hunter for a girl. That's kind of a hot name for a chick. And then one of the captions under the picture said, she wants to do nudity in a trans role. And I'm like, huh? Let it all hang out. And I had to look, and I'm like, wait, a ticket? She's beautiful. Wow.

[B]

It's like.

[A]

That would have fooled me. That one would have got Jody Foster young. Well, some of the pictures of her topless. All right, I guess we'll do it again. Go ahead, Brad. Put it in the algorithm, buddy. They're pretty good. In fact, they're really good. That dude has nice cans is what I'm saying.

[B]

It'll be interesting if you didn't put that in there at first.

[A]

Dude, look, I didn't know I was searching for this without knowing. There they are. Look at those thing. Well, how'd you find out she had a crank? Because one of the captions under the picture said something about her wanting to do nude scenes. It's that one down there. The one where she's covering her with her hand. That? Yep. And there's pictures of that. And that's spectacular. But there's something about wanting to do nude scenes in trans movies. And I'm like, why would you want to do that? Oh, first it's Kim Petras, and then. See, I know. And then I looked it up and it said, Hunter was born a boy. Pictures of Hunter as a boy. I'll tell you what that one got me. That fooled me completely. And I'm not so sure you boys would have been anywhere near seen that Photo. There it is. Christ's sake. How did you do that? I got fooled. Your computer's different than mine. Yours will show the videos that mine's like, john's not ready. And I look at. There it is. There's his. There's his dingus. And still. Much like Sydney Sweeney, I still. I still think the cans are spectacular, despite what I'm actually seeing here. Just move that out of the way. You got something. Huh? Not bad. Oh, I think there might be a lot of crying and a lot of bedrooms tonight. Confusing. That's enough of that. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 58590. That's tough. Just scrub your computer. Call Mike up here. 585-9800. Let's get a wake up song and start this glorious Monday off properly. It's 98K WA, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he it. What the hell is wrong with you? You pd. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. He's not walking like a.

[B]

It was a little bit.

[A]

Guy in the parking. Guy in our parking lot's got a little bit of a swish in his walk. And he's a construction worker.

[B]

He's on the phone and the hand.

[A]

Is he on the phone? I just saw the other hand was swinging. So was the guy for the Village People. Okay, all right. Come on. There was a construction worker in there. Solid argument. I'm sure there's plenty of. Gay construction worker. That dude's swishing a little too hard. He had to try to fit in a little bit. That was a swishy walk. Sir, you're listening. Walking through our parking lot, swishing around like that. Brett's gonna notice and go. He's walking like a twink. I'm like, all right, we can't. Brett, calm down. There are people like there. This is. We get the Charlie Kirk situation going on, you know, still kind of over us. And especially here in Phoenix since the. The ceremony's here and the big thing is on Sunday and they're having an. Another stuff around the uk. Well, they're having a vigil here over at Tempe. So our city is definitely a little more affected as far as the attention, because this is where the epicenter is. I had no clue Charlie Kirk was doing a show here in F. I had no idea it was. He had his places. Whatever. His wife gave a. A talk on Friday, a little speech that was just mind numbingly emotional. I don't Know how she got through that? And then, of course, people went down to the Turning Point Point headquarters, which are over here in South Phoenix. And then, of course, he's at, you know, the Hanson Mortuary. He's got some stuff around and some dude. And I got to give it to him for. For bravery, although he's dumb as a stump. Went over to that Turning Point thing and started to stomp on the. On the stuff that people like the roses and the tributes and all that. He started to just stomp them out. And he was wearing the same shirt that the shooter wore, which was the flag with the eagle on it that everybody's like, do you know this guy? Before we caught that Tyler Robinson guy. And he. And he got. His name's Ryder Corral. Ryder Corral again. I always go back to the parents trying to make their kids have cool names that make them stand out. Well, you're never forgetting this kid, dumbass. He went over there and as far as being brave slash stupid, stupid, stood amongst a bunch of people honoring Charlie Kirk as they have the right to do that. And he started to stomp on their stuff, and he went to jail for it. And he was all proud of himself, like he'd accomplished something. And then there's another thing that Staples employees and these folks. If I'd have walked into the Staples and seen the picture of these people, I would have gone, I'm not doing any business with them. It was a weird group. Like, it was uber nerd. Like, nerds would look at them and go, like, super weird nerds. Somebody went in there and tried to have something printed that was Charlie Kirk favorable, and they all refused to do it. And I don't even know what the person was going to print, but, you know, they have a right to do it. And they said, they. They took a stand as employees of Staples, and Staples said, well, we're going to take a stand, too. Don't cost us business with your ideals. Go self print the thing or get out. And, you know, they fired him. So I don't understand this. I don't understand this. These. These idiots. But trespassing and destroying a memorial? I mean, no. See the people there just grabbing him and threw him on the ground. Good. Again, good. But also, like, you know, call the cops. Hold it. I mean, what is he thinking?

[B]

The balls.

[A]

The balls. You don't have to agree with anything Charlie Kirk did, but let other people be sad. Your emotions. This is the emotion Internet. You're. This is effing Instagram and everything else. You're not the most important thing. I know the world and your mommy tell you that all the time, but you're not. Other people are allowed to have emotions that you don't have that you disagree with, that you don't like. You go and you. That's. That's worthy of a pretty good ass kicking. And he got one.

[B]

And I. There's got to be a feeling that he knows what's going to happen. He's.

[A]

He's going to play victim. Yeah, he's going to play victim. He's going to go over there and be like people that agree with him. Right? Because his Instagram feed's gonna go, you did the right thing. And then other people are like, I'm not allowed to be sad about this. Just because you disagree with me, you get to ruin it. Gotta stop. The whole place just lost its mind when it comes to that. Brady was talking about that and said he ran into some people that think it's the end of the world. I told you last week. There was that one group that, that dude in Africa said it's gonna happen the 23rd and 24th of September. Which after the Steelers game yesterday, I say, bring it on.

[B]

We're on pace.

[A]

Jesus Christ. I don't have to sit through 17 weeks of this, but again, I'll be fine if they win next week. I'll be like, yeah, the ups and downs. But bottom line, I'm still convinced it is absolutely not the end of anything. Nothing is that different. We just know about everything now. We get to see it.

[B]

Yay.

[A]

You get to watch the murders you hear about on tv. You get to see the terrible things that happen on trains to people when they just sit minding their own business before you just heard of about it. And as bad as that felt, you didn't see it. And when you see it, everything changes. Everything changes. And it. People can say, video doesn't alter the. It absolutely does. Go back in history again. I go back to our friend Jimmy Whisman and his show Small Town Murder. You go back in time and these horrific crimes that were happening in all sorts of places for years on end. And you might have heard about it in passing or read about it in your past paper, but if it was pretty localized, if it happened in Kansas, you probably heard, you hear about that girl that got stabbed on a train in Kansas, and people in, you know, Wyoming were like, who cares how close that's not going to get me? And now it's like everything's videotaped. So we all feel like we're part of this. So everybody's losing their minds.

[B]

There was a point in time where something like that would happen. And they're like, we don't want this to go beyond. We want to keep. Protect our town.

[A]

I don't think it was even people. I don't even think people like tried to stop it from being news newsworthy. I think it was just didn't happen. If it happened in Columbus, Ohio, it might permeate out a little. But if you saw it happen in Columbus, Ohio, everybody's like, oh my God, I just. I just witnessed something horrible. I mean, obviously assassinations are different, but little things, murders and things like that, they get everywhere it's. And we get to look, we get to see a video of everything because we're in touch with all sorts of corners of the planet. It's terrible, terrifying. But we're all, you know, nobody can control the information that's been thrown in their heads and end up doing dumb stuff, nothing. I don't think the end of the world is here. I think our ability to cope with it starting to get a little questionable, that's for sure. But again, I do like that. I was watching this weekend and they had a lot of, you know, government officials who whatever started to say that they're gonna put pressure on, you know, the side cyber one guy called it. But the Internet and you have all the websites and things that are, you know, Instagram, all the social media sites are like, we gotta blame that. At a certain point the government can do more. I'm like, no, no, I don't want the government to do more. Leave it alone. And also the person that can do more because they're like, kids are seeing this. Yeah, okay, well then parents, you have got to take it away from your kid. I wasn't allowed to have a phone in my room Till I was 14. A telephone. So I watch people and my son saw these videos and we'll take his phone away. Oh, I can't do that. Like, then he's gonna see the video. Like, there's no in between here. I can't do that. People just have to. No, you have to stop it. Your son seeing stuff is on you all across the board. 100% your fault if he sees it. Your fault if he's got Instagram or he's seeing things you don't want him to see. That's up to you. That's up to. To you. And parents won't allow that. And the people are saying the government needs to do something about Instagram and Tik Tok. No, you do. I should be a parent. Be a parent. Take it away from like head.

[B]

It's just, it's there.

[A]

No, take it away from them. You're not allowed to have it till you're 18. In my house, you know, some people do it with makeup for their, for their daughters. You're not allowed to wear makeup till you're 16. And the girl, ah, occasionally she'll sneak it out there, but you know, there's consequences to it. She wants do it. So take away all the stuff. If you're, if you're one of those parents that's complaining. I can't believe what she sees. And somebody needs to do something. No, she just doesn't have to have it.

[B]

I'm in between like caps out of the bag, you know, she's 17 years old. I know she's.

[A]

There's just plenty old enough to start seeing that.

[B]

But I've tried to, you know, do what I can to guide her on saying, you're gonna see some stuff here.

[A]

Take it away. If you're worried about it, take it away.

[B]

The fact that after the fact that she's seen stuff, like see the Charlie.

[A]

Kirk thing, okay, Talk about it and then that's fine. Yeah, but if she was 10 and you're complaining, I can't believe all the things she sees. And you're not taking it away, it's on you.

[B]

You're not helping.

[A]

It's your fault. It's. There's just no other. That's black and white. That's as easy as it gets. Parents complaining about what their kids see on their phones. Who's paying for that? Who's allowing the phone again? I don't know if you were allowed to have a phone in your room when you were a kid. It was a, it was a straight.

[B]

Well, it got better, luckily, you know, you could filter.

[A]

Yeah, it was, it was 14 years old. It's about the same 14 years old. I could not have a phone in my room until then. Why? We don't know what you're going to be doing on that phone. You'll have people calling you. You call out, you can sneak, you can do this and that. It's just a. It's an avenue. It's an outlet to society that we're not going to let you have yet. If you need a phone, it's in the kitchen.

[B]

That was me.

[A]

That was it.

[B]

I mean, basically living room, kitchen, whatever, but never had one of them.

[A]

And when I got it what's the first thing I started to do? Blah blah blah blah. No, I started to make phone calls at 11 o' clock at night. See what other people. I was doing stuff that, that it was exactly what they were afraid I was going to do and I was a good kid. So I didn't have the courage to do a lot of sneaking out but I certainly did do a lot of being on the phone with people talking about doing some bad, bad stuff and arranging things that shouldn't have been happening for later on. No charges though there would have been some. Cleo, look, here's what I tried to do. I tried to get other people to sneak out of their house to come meet me. That way if they just came over to my house they were in trouble. And there was this, I feel like Charlie Brown when I was about 16 there was this red haired girl who was just, just like into me. Don't. I don't understand it either. Look, let's not, let's not try to do any detective work on that. Something was wrong with her, we all know it. Let's just get to the next steps of the story. Yes, she was into me and she was. Something was wrong with him. But she, but she called and I, and I knew she was going to. So at like 10 o' clock. I'm not supposed to get any calls after 9:39 that about 9:45 I knew she was getting close. She said I'll call you when I'm done at 10 I'm like okay. So 10:01 the phone goes pink and I'm on it. You didn't even hear it ring in the house. I was. Picked that thing up so damn fast. And the next thing you know she goes well I'm. Her parents were out of town. I think she was 16. I was probably 16 also. And I said well you know, it's a nice night. The windows are open. And she goes oh are they? I'm like all the windows are open. She goes why don't you sneak out and come to me? And I'm like, I'm like get killed for that. I'm not gonna do, do it. And I talked her into getting over to my house somehow. She didn't have a car. That was the worst part. You have a ladder. She's about four miles from the house. Oh Jesus. I'm trying to get her to hoof it over there and sneak in my window. Meanwhile I've got a car. I'm not, I'm jump on a Schwinn and you kidding over.

[B]

I'm like find a way too much on the line.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, get in a car and get over there. And she was all for it. She was about to walk over and then I like you better not do this just in case. Cuz I was all in like it was. But then when she started to make it like I'll do it. And then I had to realize a girl at like 11 o' clock at night walking to my house, four miles, it's going to take her a little over an hour and that's going to be rough. And then she's going to stink when she gets there. And then we got to sneak her into the shower or get some wet wipes in the room. It's just all going to be shaky. So again my brain started to go, well once she's here, what are you going to do with her? You're not touching that thing before hour or a 4 mile hour and 10 minute walk on a redhead. It's gonna smell like a poodle getting a perm in a sewer. I'm not doing this. So I, I called it off. But within about an hour of having a phone in my room, I'd already broken every rule they were worried about me breaking, which why I couldn't have it. So what was the punishment? A lot of the times are you on the phone at midnight again? What were you doing? I'm like nothing, phone's out. And I'd lose the phone for a week.

[B]

And there was a difference back there cuz someone last week, I think it was on a Reddit thing. But things that have changed on the phone. The one thing about landlines is if you're on the phone at midnight, your.

[A]

Parents could pick up every now and then, ruin everything. The boner blocker. Oh, there were times I was on the phone, get off, giving a tug and the person on the other line was doing what they were doing and Dan would just start fumbling around with it like he's doing a drum solo. You on a goddamn phone, that's all you hear? Dad, get off the goddamn phone. I can hear you. You're one room away, you dumbass. And literally didn't think about the air conditioning vent to my room connected to theirs. So I'm just like, I'm just gonna put it in your butt, have it in your butt for you want it in your butt and you just hang on the goddamn phone. I don't want to hear this.

[B]

He's on the phone with another guy.

[A]

Oh for God, Mark Hang up the phone. John. Hang up the phone. You two are idiots. It's not Mark, all right. Whoever it is, David, Jeff, I don't care. Hang up the phone. He listen. He put it in your butt. Shut up. How did he know? Yeah, how does he hear me? An idiot. My dad's like a bat. No air conditioning vent. There's a hole in the wall that goes into his room so he can just hear. Meanwhile I have a waterbed so it sounds like I'm on the SS Minnow. The whole your bed, touch my butt idiot. But that's when they got mad and became parents and took the phone out. And it wasn't because of me. I don't want to hear you talking about touching butts at all. Admitting I gotta get up at 3:30 in the goddamn morning to support your ass. I can't stay awake listening to this nonsense. And you know he was in there giggling. Listen to him touch my butt. All right, break it up, Dan. I want to get some sleep. You're right. I should just fumble around, make a. Get off the goddamn phone, you pervert. He'll call you back. No, he won't. You'll see him tomorrow. Mark, get off the phone. You'll pick him up for school in the morning. Mark. Then act it off and put your dicks away and go to sleep. My dad's an. How did he know? No, call me later. That is not going to happen. I try to get that redhead to.

[B]

Let it settle for 20 minutes and call me back.

[A]

He's going to go to sleep in a second. I'll call you. Pick up on the first ring and then you doze off a little. God damn it. Hello? Click. Who's doing this? Star 69. Yeah, and then that got invented and the whole world end. But my point being, even with a stupid phone, my parents had control. I want to hear about Mark Kelly talking to people on the news about what the government can do to control kids exposure to TikTok. That's your job. Stop leaning into Mark Kelly to fix your kids what they see. Take their phones away, give them flip phones. If you're worried about it. Well then he can't have access to his friends. Good. Maybe they'll go outside and touch some grass here and there. I believe that's the thing the kids are saying. Go touch grass, you little pricks. I drove by a girls soccer game. Not like I was stalking it. It was happening and I wasn't. That was. That's why it was there and I was there. It was A coincidence.

[B]

Sounds great.

[A]

It was pretty fun. And by the way, worst phrase ever for entertainment. Girls soccer game. So I'm driving by this thing and I look out on the field and the girl goalie is on the phone. It was on 16th street, and what is that, M.O. on Madison, number nine. Whatever. There's big field.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm making a right and I'm looking over, I'm like, yeah, that's good. Seeing and all I thought to myself like old man, that's good. The kids are out playing. That's good. Goalies on the phone. Game's going on. And I know goalies don't do anything TikTok dancing, but yeah, like goalies on the phone. The coaches don't even say, put that in your bag for the next 45 minutes. Nope, you can't take your phone away. What if there's be ready.

[B]

If it comes down to your half.

[A]

The field, there's an emergency. There's not going to be an emergency during the game. And if there is, what's the goalie from a girls soccer team going to do?

[B]

Don't forget the fruit roll ups.

[A]

I gotta go. There's a crime nearby. What are you, Batman? You're the goalie of a girl's soccer. Soccer team. Stand in your spot. You're not gonna block a thing. In fact, my, my guess is you'll have one opportunity to make a save and you'll fail at it because you're guarding a three car garage and you're five. Three. It's not happening. You're gonna fumble around with something, it might bounce off you, and then everyone's gonna cheer wildly. And guess what, kid? That's because they didn't expect you to achieve anything. That's why you're the goalie.

[B]

This is so dumb.

[A]

You're not even allowed to run. Probably texting the other goalie who was also not doing anything. Girls soccer would be a lot better if there were no goalies and it was just incumbent upon the players to keep the ball out of the goal. You just, you don't even have a last line of defense because if you're a goalie and you're like 13, you have no athletic skills whatsoever. The coaches are looking at you like, who's the best standstill we've got? Oh, she's six foot, your goalie. That's it. She's fat. She takes up most of the space. Heidi, you're the goalie. Can I bring my phone? You can bring a lawn chair. Nothing's coming. Your Way. It's girls soccer. It might be one to one. We're gonna have a draw at the end of this thing because you're not gonna save anything. Each team might take one kick at the goal, throw your phone at it. That's what we're hoping to do. Just toss your phone at the ball. Maybe you'll get lucky. So they put Engelberg at goalie then? Yeah. And she's got her shirt buttoned up that's real tight. Chocolate all over her fingers. Kucher got a of piece. Fine. Bathrooms are way over there. Nothing's gonna happen by your goal for the next 18 to 19 minutes. Just hurry back. Can I have my phone? Yeah, you can. Want some cake? You can have anything you want, but she's on her phone. Because parents. Parents won't even do that during the sporting event like you can. You have to be bored for 45 minutes.

[B]

Got the VR headset on.

[A]

Just dancing around, playing Star Wars.

[B]

Oh, she blocked it.

[A]

She hit it with her hands. What happened to my hand? You saved one. Oh, my God. I was doing Roblox. Oh, good for you. Keep doing that one nil. Still, I happen to think there's a direct correlation to the loss of fathers in the home and the rise of girls soccer. Title 9 and divorce started to kind of. They kind of intersected when dudes had to go watch young girls play sports a lot because it was encouraged. And I'm fine with that. But, like, there's. There's a lot of bad ones already. Bad enough to watch boys play, young boys play. But then you got a bunch of girls, and a lot of parents are forcing half of them to do it. Like, the girl on the phone didn't want to be there. And I can't imagine what that has to be like for parents. But I also noticed that the rise in Toledo dads happened right around the time girls sports got to be like, a must thing. Like, it was very rare before. Remember the two or three tomboys that would play on your baseball team? A lot of them were good. Amanda Wurlitzer. Just Amanda Wurlitzer. She played for the Bad News Bears. She was good enough to be there. It wasn't just this ball. Call it pretty brutal. And I think that's when dad started going, you know what? I only need to be here every time. Couple weeks. I think I'm gonna take off. And maybe that's who that girl was texting her dad haven't made a save yet today. Oh, I wish I could be there, honey. Said lying father I love you. I really wish I could watch this. Brady travels all over the state to watch Kirby play other. I don't get that. Oh, don't even say it's good because it isn't. No, it isn't. You just.

[B]

No, it, it's love blindness.

[A]

What it is really can be a little rough.

[B]

A little, like, not much competition.

[A]

You think? High five, John. High. Somebody asked me that the other day, why didn't you have kids? And I'm like, two reasons. Girl sports. I, I, I wouldn't make it. And I can't give this face to a female. I can't do it. I can't run that risk. That's irresponsible of me. To place this face on another person and see his dad did it. I know. And he should be angry, but he, he did it to a girl. And look at her, she's a mess.

[B]

And I look at it like I'm, you know, it's spring for me. That's the season. I can't imagine the parents are spending 15, $30,000 to drive the big thing for you. State. You're not out of state.

[A]

That just says you don't love your daughter enough or she's not good enough. If she got good enough, you wouldn't spend 30 grand on her to play. You'd find avenues around that. Or Kirby wants, Kirby gets. He would find a deal. He'd be trading sauce and like, are.

[B]

You guys going to this tournament in la? Could you take Kirby?

[A]

Why don't you hop aboard that deal. Yeah. Make Caitlyn's parents take her. Yeah, I think there's some of that. I think I'm right about that. That girls, that girl sports thing is a brutality to visually and watch. But I, you know, all four of the kids getting out playing and doing things for.

[B]

My God, they've opened it up a little bit, you know, as far as on the college side of it, as far as opportunities for girls.

[A]

Sure. And that's really, I think that's really why dad's congregn. Barrett. Is that the daughter goalie with the phone? He's hoping maybe she gets a love for this sport and he doesn't have to pay for college. In the end, it's all finance.

[B]

But now on college Saturdays are running a lot of those commercials.

[A]

Yeah. Save the girls sports. Right. And we have to do it. Even though I just watched that Ohio state made like $188 million off the first week again to Texas. Okay.

[B]

It was a good weekend.

[A]

Tonight. Tonight's weekend and, oh, oh, wait a minute. During the game, I had to watch commercials where you're asking me for some money to save girls sports. Why don't you pile that into the swimming team?

[B]

We spent 3 million for the Grambling State game.

[A]

Yeah, okay. If your girl swimming team's in trouble, it's cuz nobody goes to watch it. That means it's a failure and it's going out of business. Why do I have to subsidize something you can't keep alive with this astronomically wealthy football program you got going on? We had to pay our football team $41 million to compete for a second national championship. And you know who suffered? Girls swimming. Well, that seems like you're not balancing the books. That's on you.

[B]

What about the Hamilton family that left their entire state to your university?

[A]

Well, no, we spent that on other stuff. Lawsuits and things for all those guys we raped. Anyway, Ohio State. The Ohio State on the morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's terrible and just a mess. But yeah, take your phones away from your kids. That's all. And I know you're like, you don't know. How can you give us advice? I'm like, I don't know because it seems like you've lost, like, the basic plot of Take the phone away. Why? Why can't you do that? Explain that to me. Why you can't take your kid's phone away because you're afraid they won't be your friend.

[B]

Well, lose them.

[A]

I'm a good. You know, Roger Ebert only made one movie in his life, but we all trusted him with watching movies. I know director's like, what's he ever done? Like, he's pretty good at like, watching movies and telling us if they're any good or not. I can observe, hear people screaming, that Mark Kelly. There's that swishy construction worker again. Mark Kelly needs to fix the phone problem. When you've got the. Oh, he's definitely swishy. It's almost swishy. Slash cool. His construction work guy, wall. Anyway, is this where the KDKB studios are? He's gonna come charging and cupcakes and all sorts of stuff. And also thanks to everybody who showed up at the Salt river fields on Saturday night. Got to do the stair climb, the 911 stair climb with the firefighters and all the people that put that together. And we had Riley in here, and he was talking about it about a month and a half ago. And I met a ton of people who said that they did it. Because they heard it here, which made me so, so happy. And one of the guys I happened to run into as we walked in named Kevin Falcone. I run into him as we were just talking about football because he saw my Steelers thing and standing, and he's like, are you John from the thing? I'm like, yeah, don't tell people. And then so we went inside, and a bunch of people did it, and it was outstanding. And then Kevin and I did. He was right in front of me the whole walk. So we did that pretty much the whole way together, chatting away. And at the end, I got to meet Kevin's son. And Kevin's son is maybe two or three, maybe four. I don't know how old he is. I'm terrible at that. And you know what Kevin named his son? You're gonna love this. Yogi Falcone. Wow. Yeah. He's the coolest kid I've ever met in my life, and I hadn't met him. Yogi Falcone. This kid is. That's a thing named after Yogi Berra. Oh, man. And I'm like, who names their kid after Yogi berra? In the 2020s, this guy did. Kevin did. It was fantastic. I met little Yogi at the end there. Little badass. Don't waste that name. Yogi Falcone. Don't you dare. Worst thing you can do as a dad, you name your kid Yogi Falcone. Thinking, I got myself strapping, young lad. This boy's gonna do things and then find out, like, when he's 13, he wants to be like Susan Falcone. It has to be the most depressing thing for a father. No, no. You were. You were Yogi. Facts. I had a plan for you. You were Yogi Falcone. And look at you. You're trying on your mother's heels. I want to be Susan Falcone. Please just be a girl. But that's fine. Don't change the name. Yogi Falcone, even for a girl, I think is kind of cool. Great name. Not enough people have cool names for their kids that actually work. Everybody wants to do Talon or Razorhead or whatever the hell they're calling each other.

[B]

Hunters. What was the one last week? Last week? Flagging.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that guy. That's right in the boy. That's my son. Flag. And I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. Flagging. But yeah, Yogi. That's like running into somebody now. It's with my son, Butch and Gus. Like, holy crap. Some great names. 1920 names of Gus and Butch. Their Best friends. Yogi should be a cartoon. Anyway, so we had a great time. It was an awesome event. Finished that stair climb in about an hour. I was floating, man. I felt.

[B]

Nice night, too.

[A]

Perfect, Beautiful night. Everybody. Like 1800 climbers. And they have to max out at a certain point because it's just too many people to try to climb all at once. So that next year, if they do it again, they may have to phase it into two different things and have, you know, staggered starts because it was. It was packed and that's a great thing. And they raised like a couple hundred thousand dollars for just that night. Outrageously good. And it's an amazing event, and I'm part of it. I want to do it. And next year, I'm saying it right now. If we're still on the air and we're still doing things, if radio's still successful and we're seemingly okay, but the rest of the thing could just go to hell in a hand basket. Reading all the. When our owner emails in and says we're all in trouble, except keep it in Phoenix is okay. So maybe it all collapses. So I got my fingers crossed. But if I do this again next year, I'm going to ask Riley if I can do the firefighter gear.

[B]

We could do a great bit with this thing.

[A]

No, I'm not going to do a bit. I don't want it to be about me. I just, I look, I don't care. I'm never going to love that. Yeah, I want to do that and just see, because all the Bobs can suck it. I don't care about them at all. I'm here for myself now. If they want to get rid of me, it's their power. I'm fine with it. But the Bobs can suck it. But I want to put that whole thing on and watch those. Watching those firefighters pull that off, I'm like, ah, I'm doing nothing here compared to these guys. I want to feel what they feel. I think those, they're. They're the strongest men and women I've ever seen. And climbing those 110 stories, it's basically what you end up climbing. And it's, you know, it's not that hard to do without all that stuff on it. You see these guys humping it up those stairs with a pack, and after about 60 or 70 flights, a lot of them start. You start to see it. I want to feel that. I want to feel what they feel. If I don't make it, I don't make it. But I'M going to shave my, my mustache into that firefighter Fu Manchu thing. I'm going full firefighter next year. I'm going to do it. I was, I was motivated by them. I was inspired by them.

[B]

What was in. In Sopranos.

[A]

Johnny Cakes. Johnny Cakes. I'm going to go full Johnny cakes. I will do it and I'll put the helmet on and I will to go. They inspired me beyond belief Saturday night. And I looked at that and I said, maybe I can, maybe I can't, but I want to try those boots they wear. Larry told me he wouldn't do the stair climb because he was in hiking boots and jeans. I'm like, larry, look, look. Well, I'm not dressed for it. I'm like, nobody in those giant outfits is dressed for it. And they're still doing it. Got to get Larry on there. And it was awesome. So it's a great event. And it makes you just being with pride, not for yourself, but for all, all those, all those first responders and people that, you know, 911 or 24th anniversary just passed and that's why they do it pretty awesome. And it does make you kind of at the end go, I didn't do anything other than watch these guys and kind of get reminded again that that needs to be something we, we don't take for granted.

[B]

I heard the numbers that, you know, the first responders that have passed away.

[A]

No, it's huge.

[B]

Is now past.

[A]

Oh, it's way past. It's ridiculous. All the people that have died from effects of not 9 11. Well beyond the people who died the day of. Yeah. And don't think they don't know that. Like, the firefighters know that. And they get that stuff all the time. We just lost two more this weekend. Got hit by an ambulance or something in Flagstaff. It's like a terrible story. So never take for granted what these, these men and women do because it is incredibly impressive. And you watch them humping up and down those stairs. My goodness. Great stuff. Bert, what do you got on the big board of musical treats, my friend?

[B]

Wake up.

[A]

So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop, and Josh and the boys got some deals going on right now. If you've been thinking about getting a new bike, now's the time to do it. They got all kinds of sales going on on all the lines. Pivot, Rocky Mountain, Santa Cruz. You name it, they got it. Plus deals on some of the demo bikes. So the demos that they had, you like, almost like half price in some of these things. And if you're not sure that's the route you want to go, they have a full rental fleet at both locations. Right there, the OG on Gilbert Road and Southern. And of course right there and power Road and McDowell. It is Action Ride Shop. And check them out. Actionrideshop.com on the list. Ghost making an appearance. Nirvana, the who Eminence front with everything going on. Yeah.

[B]

They just announced their final show in North America October 1st.

[A]

Yeah, I saw that. They were great. I saw them 10 years ago and they were still great. Right? Roger Daltrey still can still sing. Well, it. And he's like 80. Yeah. And it's. He's not. No. Like less than. No, it's the same. He even pulled his shirt off. And I'm like, what, you don't like to lose out on these hotter contest. Just turned 80. Yeah. Oh, by the way, speaking of dudes who are pushing 80, Tripp came to the house yesterday for the Steelers game. And he comes to me and he goes, you may have noticed I'm sitting in a nutshell new spot. And I said I had noticed that you weren't in the chair because there's a recliner chair. And evidently last week when I described the chair, I called it the chair for old people. I'm not sitting in that anymore. And I'm like, why? Cuz it's the chair for old people. And I'm like, so? And oh, you. And then. But so I apologize. I'm like, look, it's a chair for people who need more comfort than your average guy.

[B]

He might come in this morning with a sore back.

[A]

Oh, sitting on that stool for the first lumbar. You should use that chair. You all right? The who, Metallica, Breaking Benjamin, acdc, Pantera, Dying Fetus Tool. Then he tore his shirt off and he sang Baba O'Reilly. God damn sky. Still got it.

[B]

Nailed it.

[A]

He still got it. Whatever you want to play. I'm fine with whatever. I love that. Static X. Black or White's a great one. Let's do that. Static X. Black or white. That one's go. Good time. Yeah. Oh, Kevin Falcone and Yogi have just emailed me. Oh, Kevin says you want to hear. Oh, this is. God, I hope this kid doesn't get into the. Doesn't start transitioning. Listen to this. Yogi wants to be a boxer, and he's a natural southpaw. He's only five years old. He does two boxing classes a week. Yogi Falcone will be a big name. And when his dad introduced Me to Yogi. At the end of the thing, when Kevin said it, he slugs you. Remember this name because you're gonna hear it. Yogi Falcone. I'm like, that's a name that needs to be winning awards or, you know, heavyweight belts or something. It was awesome.

[B]

Now, son, show him an uppercut.

[A]

Toledo put in the wrong static X. That's not what I'm playing. You got it? All right. Black and White's a great song. We'll do that one. Yeah, so Yogi's in there. So I'm. I'm proud of that. Good for you, Yogi. Just keep them away from any sort of weird Bake off shows or something. Could twist this all into a mess. Yogi, the. And by the way, if you watched boxing this weekend, you watched maybe the greatest performance I've ever watched a fighter have for 12 solid rounds. Bud Crawford was nearly perfect. Perfect and a beautiful. Like, that's the sweet science. Like, what he did was exactly why they call it science. He was not only. I don't know that he dominated. He just won. And it was. It wasn't like, oh, he's just killing Canelo. He just. It was just a beautiful, fluid movement. It's like watching a dancer. And he just did everything right. Canelo's still a badass. Canelo fought really well, too. But one guy. Guy was just a little better than the other consistently. And it was. It was. I mean, if it wasn't for Bud fighting the way he fought, Canelo might have fought a borderline pretty perfect fight and then started getting frustrated. Bud Crawford, maybe the. Maybe the best boxing I've ever watched. I still say Floyd Mayweather's the best defensive fighter I've ever seen. I don't know that anybody can argue that. This was one of the best performances I've ever watched for 12 solid rounds. Do yourself a favor. If you love boxing, that's a great one. All right, let's do it. Black and white. You got it? Yep. That's Static X, everybody. There it goes. Great one. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? It's Monday, which means we're struggle through this one. Talking about the guy who was peeing in the movie theater and got beat up. I didn't realize I had to do that. But as a public service announcement to the city, I came on the airwaves. Very powerful frequency, reminded the masses not to pee on Each other. Unless, of course, it's, you know, ask request. Yeah. Unsolicited urine on someone else's never been met with. Oh, my God. This is the shower I didn't need. I didn't know I needed it, though.

[B]

I love this.

[A]

Keep peeing on me. Doesn't happen. Then I got an email from a guy says I. I piss on the old lady every day. Every time we shower together. She hates it. Doesn't stop me. Do I have to stop? I don't know. Consider it to stop pissing on someone that asks you not to.

[B]

It's not going to rip. Yeah. It's not gonna last too much longer if he doesn't like the fact that.

[A]

Well, maybe read the room. Maybe she's like, stop, Philly. Like. Or. I don't care if it lasts longer or not. Just general rule of thumb is if the person you're pissing on is saying stop it, you should probably aim it somewhere else. That's all. These aren't tough rules. There's not a lot of nuance. And don't piss on me, is there? Now that. I'm sorry, I'm in a quandary, bro. She's going 5050 on the whole thing. Nobody's 5050 on it. I sort of like it, so. But I also sort of hate it.

[B]

I haven't decided.

[A]

We'll try again later. No, no. Either you do or you don't. So it's up to you to continue that behavior. But there's a few of them. We'll get into another lady later this morning. It is time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. And it's Brock to bear friends at all pro shade. Allproche.com oh, my goodness. Is the weather getting good? Nice. Little warm in the day still, but we're getting through it. Put a little shade on this thing. Next thing you know, you're 15 degrees lighter than you were a second ago. Your backyard is another cool spot to hang out. Almost like having an extra room. That's more square footage and that just means your house is more valuable. All Prochade.com will take care of you and make that place just a little bit better and a whole lot cooler. AllProchade.com Brady reporting.

[B]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.

[A]

Hello, world. World, Hi.

[B]

Happy National Online Learning Day.

[A]

That's every day. Oh, you mean like going to Phoenix College or something?

[B]

Yeah, more so. But I learn every day online.

[A]

Well, I learn every day. Unintentionally I learn a lot. But I mean, if I'm actually trying to get a degree from it or something that's costing me money, I can learn for free. Not necessarily great stuff, but I learned the name of a guy who pissed on another person in a movie theater this weekend and that's going to sit with me for a while. So I guess that's called learning.

[B]

Couple basis fun facts. There's an urban legend that you swallow eight spiders a year while you sleep. But it's not true. Almost every single person will swallow zero in their lifetime. It was made up by a writer making fun of the stupid urban legends and gullible people just threw it out there. An average of 7 people die from spider bites every year in the United States. That's three times. And three times that many people are killed by cow. 20 people a year killed by cowboy. Yeah, seven. Seven people die from spider bites in the United States. 21 die from cows. Nothing but that.

[A]

There's no how to that. How does a cow kill you?

[B]

Cow tipping. Probably. Cow tipping.

[A]

Get one in your car or something. Like on a dark road or something.

[B]

Oh, if it's just sitting there and.

[A]

You'Re doing 60 down a dark road just sitting there. I suppose you hit an elk. Exactly. Yeah. There's. Yeah, for sure an elk would. Cows just seem like you're gonna see that they don't dart out in front of you like an elk does.

[B]

Some carry them.

[A]

Sometimes they dart. I trust me, I drove to show low enough. They do just stand there sometimes. Sometimes an elk just goes like Mickey makes a move. Come on. You can't argue with Montana man about this. He knows that's true. He knows elk. That's right. His dad used to make him drive down that road quite a bit. Go as fast as you can down this road with your headlights off. I know. I don't. I just find it odd, I think you almost trying to die if Cal kills you. Says 2am Broads at the bar. Maybe that's what they mean.

[B]

They carry blade. Nothing with less than 10% alcohol was considered an alcoholic beverage in Russia. Until 2011, it was classified as regular food.

[A]

Yeah, all right. Agree, agree. I think they had it. They had it nailed back then.

[B]

Which is almost all beer. There's a new trend going around that couples are still setting up credit card machines at the bar during weddings. One couple did it to cover the cost of their honeymoon instead of accepting gifts. And their guests loved it. This one happened in the UK While they're out ordering their drink. It Says if you want to. If you want to leave some money for our honeymoon, you can do it with your credit card.

[A]

No, you're gonna buy a dinner in your honeymoon mooch.

[B]

Think about it. People that have. You know, but they go up there with their. Their fifth drink. That's the cash bar or it's non. That it's paid for. Like, you know what? I'll throw some money.

[A]

Couple better not be a cash bar, right? Yeah. These are the worst weddings ever. Surprised me.

[B]

What they said the average. The average cost of alcohol at wedding.

[A]

The average wedding. I thought they said 2500 bucks.

[B]

Yeah, 2400 bucks.

[A]

Yeah, that seems about right. Well, you're right, though. Cash bars at a wedding are the worst. You're just killing people. Just leaving early at that point. Yeah. You spend all that money on that dress and that venue and everything else, you're gonna hit me for a few bucks for a drink. You better pay for my drinks that night. That's the gift you got. Give back to the people. I'm never going to another wedding again so long as I live. Funerals. Never have a cash bar at a funeral. That would make me feel a little bit easier to drop a couple bucks. The bartender's way to go. This is a rough gig. Better accept it.

[B]

Unless they put it up at the, you know, to help with cough of the funeral.

[A]

Yeah. Brady, I'm never going to a funeral of a guy who can't afford a funeral. If you have to have me pay for it and you're dead, I went a little overboard. Look, if you're. If you're still struggling financially and you're in the box, I probably didn't know yet. I don't know that I know. Maybe Toledo. I don't know that I know anybody that's going to be asking for money from the box. Do you?

[B]

Well, I. I just think about the ones that ask for money to help cover costs. They do car washes and stuff like that.

[A]

Yeah, but that's not the person that's dead, right?

[B]

No, but it's.

[A]

But it's the family. It's the family.

[B]

That's what I meant.

[A]

At the family funeral.

[B]

Not at the funeral.

[A]

Before.

[B]

Like this. So they can have a funeral.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm probably not friends with you. If you have to raise money, you're.

[B]

A little late to the game. But, you know, I was throwing it out there.

[A]

Yeah. No, no, I agree with you that it's a possibility. Yeah. But also two things being held true at once in Your mind. I'm not going to that one. I don't know that guy. He would have been asking for money the whole time he was alive. He's asking when he's dead. Forgotten sakes.

[B]

What you do then is you go to the person at the funeral, the family, and say, listen, I'm not gonna contribute. I will. But if you wash my car here.

[A]

Yeah, we do a car wash there.

[B]

Later at the reception.

[A]

Or at least give me one coupon for. That's good for six. Or give me your. Give me your punch card over there for the. The star wash. That's a Maryvale funeral right there. We'll wash your car in the meantime. I've never done that. Now I've donated to people's funerals who are like, for the charity that. That they liked.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When you leave, you're like, here's some money towards the charity in lieu of. Yeah. Because usually that's the last time I'm going to donate to whatever that person's charity is unless I'm really motivated to stick around that charity. But a lot of times it's for something I don't even care about. But I'll be like, I'm still going to give because that means something to the person that I evidently liked enough to attend their funeral. But again, I go to this. And I know funerals are expensive, but if you can't find an end around on getting in a hole that's a affordable. You got to ask me for money at the event. My mom didn't want one.

[B]

We did the service by the graveside.

[A]

What do you mean? So we had. We basically had her earn there and we buried the urn and everybody.

[B]

But she. And she planned ahead on that too. She did pre. Prepatient.

[A]

Just dug a hole and buried the urn.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

No kidding. You didn't scatter her? No, he.

[B]

My. My stepdad was like, I've seen too many. Any times it blows back in your face.

[A]

I don't want it. Yeah, he's.

[B]

He's like.

[A]

It's a very pragmatic man. He buried. He buried the urn. Buried the urn. I've never seen that before.

[B]

Yep. And he'll. They have sights right there. So he paid for the whole grave site, but it's just gonna be.

[A]

Oh, they're two urns that way. Oh, I thought he did it at home. Oh, no, I see what you're saying. Okay, Gotcha.

[B]

Like people do with pets in the backyard.

[A]

Yeah. You just dig a hole and put grandma in the Good old days they called it.

[B]

Did you bury your pet's asses? Ashes?

[A]

No, I have them. I have like a mausoleum. I have a shelf of my pets. I don't know what I'm going to do with those. Lots of more to come. Yeah. Not pretty. But by the time I'm dead there should be about 30 boxes of ashes with names on you for a new one. Aren't you dogs? Yeah. Calm down. And it's just fine.

[B]

The other trend that's happening on Tick Tock Boyfriend glow ups.

[A]

I don't know what that means.

[B]

Basically women are bragging about how much they've improved their guy's style.

[A]

Oh, he's banging around on that microphone over there. Don't hit that anymore. I know what they do. Wait, it's your mic. His just broke again. Again? Yep. You're out. Brett's gone. This place is falling apart.

[B]

It's like a fuse went off.

[A]

Yeah, there's Saddam's cast. Firecracker. All right. No, hold on, hold on. Hello. There he is. Okay, Bert's back. You gotta lean into that place. It's always your corner. I don't know what's going on over here. He replaced the mic processor last time so great job. He's out of town for another couple weeks. So the. That's going to be.

[B]

This will be a fun week.

[A]

Wonderful. Everybody. Don't judge, don't punch anything. No, we, we. We started the whole show today. Our IT guy Mike's here at like 4:30 in the morning. He comes in, he goes. A lot of weekenders complaining the whole thing's not working very well. Let me know. It's. It's in the shambles. What I'm touching.

[B]

Wait a minute. You answered the weekenders call. How long?

[A]

That's how bad this was. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And they don't give.

[A]

It's doing new stuff today.

[B]

Oh, it's doing.

[A]

To be fair, this is all different.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Saddam's palace is about to crumble. Oh yeah. I'm texting Mike right now. He'll come fix this. Well, you might get the answer I got is that David wants to watch and he's not here right now.

[B]

Can we just cut to the chase.

[A]

And go to Frank's house?

[B]

That studio?

[A]

Yeah, that was a nice studio Frank put together. It seemed to always work.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right. Sorry about that, Brady. Go ahead.

[B]

So the, the, the glow ups, the best ones are they show guys from years ago and then a shot of them today. So the girl is basically bragging about things. Beautify you know went and through the star wash. Basically he was a project dressed like a.

[A]

A bum. Oh, it's her Dapper Dan. She turned him into what she wanted.

[B]

And everyone's using the same. Like TikToks are the same song is all. Everyone's using the same song. And it's when did you get hot by Sabrina Carpenter? Which I don't even know.

[A]

And you know what's going to happen. He's going to tool around in these new clothes and she's going to be like, he's not what I want anymore.

[B]

Glow up, girl.

[A]

He's not the guy I Mike started dating. Now he's all weird. He's going to be attracted to other ladies and that's going to piss her off.

[B]

Yeah. A lot of them say it look like, you know, the, the before. Before and then after. It's like they could be on GQ mag.

[A]

Yeah. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[B]

According to a new Survey about Chat GPT, 73% of people that use the AI chatbots regularly, they say they're dependent on depending on it so much that 25 of them struggle to write emails without it. 21 say making decisions has become harder without chat GPT.

[A]

Wait, already people are relying so dependent on it. How'd you do that? But he's lazy. Man, you got fast on that one though. It is to be dependent on it. I could see where you're using it a lot more than you thought. But now you can't even make an email without one. It is helpful. I'll have conversations with my metaglass. Oh, and by the way, go get yourself some meta glasses. One complaint I had about the 911 stair climb Saturday and I had my meta glasses on just in case for this reason is that they've mixed it up year in and year out. Usually it's rock music they play while you're climbing. This year there was a lot of country and thank God I had my meta glasses on so I could throw in a little royal blood. Or I had a couple of vans I had to pump in there and I could listen to my own songs. It was heavy country music.

[B]

In Billings, Montana, 14 employees at the Yellowstone Valley Animal shelter were hospitalized. This happened last Wednesday for being exposed to smoke containing meth fumes during a routine incineration conducted by city operated crematorium. They shared the same building and the FBI was basically doing a burn. The evidence. Yeah, well it went through the vents.

[A]

They do that where the bodies go.

[B]

In the, in the pet shelter shared the same building.

[A]

So the crematorium where they, where they do the pet shelter cremations?

[B]

Well, no, no, it's the crematorium, I think, for everybody. For everybody. So you're Yellowstone Camp county, because that's where it is. It was Yellowstone Valley Animal Shelter in Billings.

[A]

So is that where your mom got.

[B]

No, no, that's.

[A]

There could be some methane or ashes. That's about two hours away. Two and a half hours away.

[B]

So they had about, they said anywhere from 50 to 75 animals in there. And the employees started getting dizzy and lightheaded because they said it's a standard HVHC system. So it started to come through the vents. So they were able to get all the Pepsi out of there. But they gotta figure something out there. Yeah, you think?

[A]

I would think that's a pretty appropriate response. Gotta figure something out here.

[B]

Got a smoking deal on the lease. I love the one shot of the employees and the. They're sharing a tube to decompress.

[A]

Yeah, they gotta get in there and get all that juice sucked out of their body somehow. Wow.

[B]

I said juice and Corinth, Maine, this guy who runs a drone business, he often helps search for missing people and animals. Says that one of his drones was shot midair earlier this week when he was exactly doing. Looking for missing pets. There are two beagles that were missing. Rob Russell's the guy that. That owns two A Tac Air Services says while missing one of the drones looking for the beagles, someone shot it down because luckily it was just front end damage on the drone. Said if it would hit the camera, it would have been $5,000.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Damage.

[A]

Well, don't fly drones around people's houses looking for.

[B]

And I was thinking, well, you might ask for a little bit if you're going over how.

[A]

Yeah, you can't do that. I. I got my gun out when that kid was doing that at my house. It's just weird because when I was outside, I heard that and I looked around, I'm like, what the hell is. And I saw it and I'm like, oh, he's following me around as like kind of a goof. I'm in my backyard. So went inside and I got the. Well, I was throwing rocks at it, but I look like a lunatic. Like, I've seen those videos when homeless people throw rocks at drones. And then I got my nine out and I just aimed it at it.

[B]

And even on some of those, they show people. People that fire at the drone.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

[B]

Because if you miss, it's weird seeing that drone delivery.

[A]

You haven't had one of those yet. That would be pretty neat.

[B]

Aren't we supposed to have them here? Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought we had one of the videos where it shows it dropping. It gets pretty low, you know, cuz get dropped the package.

[A]

Yeah, it's not the air. Dropping food.

[B]

Doing the parachute thing.

[A]

Luke from Icon at his old house. He had one come. Yeah, you do the parachute, the wind blows in your face just the middle of the road. Oops. Yeah, they get real. They drop it right in your yard. And then it takes off again, which is awesome.

[B]

This 46 year old guy in Calgary is facing charges.

[A]

Sorry. And Tolleson. They're doing the deliveries there because it's close to the center. Yeah. In the meantime, I got dudes at four in the morning morning wandering around my front door making my camera go off.

[B]

So this dude in Calgary is facing charges after tunneling into the upstairs neighbor's apartment. The woman above him was out of town when it happened.

[A]

You can tunnel up.

[B]

He told police she'd been having issues with the guy.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Her front door was still locked when she got home from the trip. But as soon as she went inside, she knew someone had been there because there's a large hole in one of her walls and some of the place was messed up.

[A]

Pretty sure they're gonna find you and see where this hole leads downstairs. It's this guy. He did it. Oh, what you talking about, man? That hole's always been there. We just got big rats.

[B]

They got a warrant to search the guy's place last Monday. Found a hole in his ceiling. Yep, with a ladder under it.

[A]

Oh, not a good look. Not a good look for the evidence.

[B]

It wasn't me, man.

[A]

Yeah, these rats are getting real industrious, bro. I heard him carrying that ladder. I just locked myself in my room. Yeah, bad idea to bore a hole into the floor of your upstairs neighbor to peep at her.

[B]

Although this happened in 2023. But this doctor lost his licensed anesthesiologist because in 2023 he walked out in the middle of surgery to have sex with a nurse in another operating room.

[A]

All right, so he's doing two operations.

[B]

At once, so he's back in court. Yeah. Doctor, he's 44 years old. Soon hell engine.

[A]

Wow. Yeah, well, come on. That's what doctors are named now. All of them.

[B]

Says the Backstory story is Dr. Angum and the unidentified nurse were caught compromising permit position when they walked.

[A]

Wait, he was in the Middle of a surgery and he left the person under.

[B]

You got a little time, had a couple seconds, hooked up with the nurse.

[A]

And another door right before the surgery is to stick my willy inside of you. If you don't mind, we'll go to the other room.

[B]

He told the surgeon staff at the time that in the room, the rest of them says I. I need a little take. Take a little comfort break.

[A]

I'm going to go bone a nurse. I'll be right back. I'll be clean. Trust me. What's the harm in that?

[B]

Get him reviewing the case, whether to get him his license back.

[A]

I think we should allow it. A doctor that's like. I'm a little tense.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If I was the patient, I'd be. Go ahead, get service. Get it all out of your system, man. I don't want you thinking about. I got an extra 20 minutes here. Oh, I would love to continue our open heart surgery, but I cannot stop thinking about that woman's. It's driving me mad.

[B]

But then the risk of. Well, did they have a. You know, could they get a hold of him no matter what? Like maybe next door or pager.

[A]

I just get all distracted. Okay. Scalpel. And then he goes in and d. I'm sorry. I cannot stop thinking about sex. I do know what the charge of.

[B]

Putting the patient under is.

[A]

Anyone else as hard as I am watching this special and sleep. My anesthesiologists have a very important job.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Shouldn't be drifting off. Somebody needs to blow me. I am very pent up. My wife is being a bitch. You think you're the people who believe in a religion where our God has eight arms. You would at least use one of them to jerk me off. Is that too far with Vishnu? Maybe.

[B]

Maybe a little bit.

[A]

Sorry to all the Vishnu supporters out there, but you know you got a God with in arms. One of them's loose. That was too far about the Vishnu. Do not. Do not like what you said bother. But it is a look. It is a very hard point to argue. However, I do not care for your blasphemy.

[B]

I don't like most that you made me think about.

[A]

Yeah. Brady, when you went in for your kidney surgery a couple weeks ago, if you rolled your head over wouldn't be the worst thing in the world is you're to going. Going under. It's like 10, nine. You look over is broken. Hard as a rock. As your eyes get blurry. No, no, no, no, no. Don't sleep. Just sleep, my friend.

[B]

Thinking you're Hallucinating. Jesus.

[A]

Why is Dr. Vishnu. Vishnu heart.

[B]

They didn't even do the countdown.

[A]

They didn't.

[B]

They just like just to roll the table down the operation and then they put the little mask on.

[A]

You know what I would do? I would be a terrible anesthesiologist. As I see your eyes start to flutter. I would just go he's gone. And that's the last play. The noise last. Your last one. We lost him.

[B]

So this is, this is what the drone delivery.

[A]

Oh wow. Look at that thing. 2024.

[B]

If you're in a 7 mile radius.

[A]

Of Tolleston you can get it 5 pounds or less deliver here in Phoenix and says it plans to roll out.

[B]

To other little trap door.

[A]

These aircrafts are meant for relatively small items. Oh geez. That dropped from the rooftops. It out by the way to Amazon and everyone who supports it. You can say the world's going to hell in a hand basket. But I ordered two basketballs yesterday at 12 and they showed up at 4. I ordered kitchen supplies for the house in Scottsdale. There's none there. Like you know for if anybody's going to rent it and start to cook. Yeah, there's nothing in there. So I ordered 35 piece kitchen set and a coffee maker about 6:30 last night.

[B]

It's between like a 5pm and 10pm delivery.

[A]

I don't know. And at 9 it showed up three hours later. They bundled it all up. It was in one bag. It was amazing. So everybody's like this world sucks. I disagree. There's a lot of crap that's going on. It is about as awesome to be alive as it's ever been. Start seeing the silver lining of this. We have little tiny manless airplanes dropping gifts off at the house. Santa Claus looks like an idiot now this system. You know what the thing is? If we don't change the story of Santa soon for kids, it's going to become unbelievable. As kind of far fetched as it is already. But if they start seeing gifts coming out of little drones, what's Santa using the sleigh for? Amazon did that.

[B]

This kid in Germany celebrated his 20th birthday over the weekend and it'll be a birthday he won't ever forget because family members went out and they wanted to put some special candles on there. So they thought they'd put some cone sparklers on the cake. Ended up being cone sparklers with report. So it started shooting up.

[A]

That's explosion fire, firecracker jackasses. Call it reporting rather than just annoying pop. They buy the Candles from Acme or something. Yeah, Wiley.

[B]

Third degree burns to his face. Blow him out.

[A]

We get the video. Yeah, that'd be nice. By the way, got an email from Brian that says, only show in the city. That's going to make me piss myself laughing at Vishnu jokes. Thanks, boys. Yeah, we're covering all the bases. Good luck with that. Not a lot of guys have ever had people stop listening to them because he makes fun of Vishnu too much. But I am. I used to listen to that rock and roll show. I don't care for it anymore. The guy took swings at Vishnu. Sorry. I take swings at all the gods.

[B]

Got a few radio videos. The first one is the Taxi. What is it called again? This is almost like a Keystone Cops moment.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And it rolls onto another guy.

[A]

A motorcycle. With a. With a cart. Yep. Like a three wheeled motorcycle in some cruddy country. Some guys run over, lift it up.

[B]

They forgot to take it out.

[A]

Still in gear.

[B]

And the guy's still down on the concrete, right? Loops around.

[A]

Oh, it's driving around. It's like a Waymo in the crappiest country ever. And it just ran a dude over. There's no driver in that thing. And it's just gone, man. Oh, it hits him again. It ran over him twice. Yeah, it pitched him out. He's limping to pick it back. Oh, there's a guy. Guy under it. Yeah, so the guy under.

[B]

It's the guy that gets.

[A]

He's the dude that got, you know, not all these people. Lift up the machine. It's. It's still in second. Whoa, look out. And now it's just happy fun time with a driverless car and Crapland Earth.

[B]

This is Thailand.

[A]

That's Thai riding. Oh, yeah, that's Thailand. All right. Toledo sees that and goes, get me two tickets. I say that and I say, where's the nukes? It needs Benny Hill music. Oh, you know Yakini sacks behind that. You have no. I don't know. Ah, damn. It would have been fun to try.

[B]

This happened 30 years ago and I was trying to do it for last week for the opening weekend of NFL.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Remember this dude that jumped to catch the football?

[A]

I jump. Oh, yeah, he jumped out of the stands. Was that a Bears game? If I remember right, he appears to be. At least he was on Letterman after this ground.

[B]

Yeah, they interviewed him after.

[A]

Became a star. No, don't try this. It was a Bears game. Watch this. There he goes off into. Timed it perfectly.

[B]

Full power mullet too.

[A]

He catches the ball. Ball. Bears need him like a 12 foot drop. Suit him up. He's got a mullet. This is a long time ago. Oh yeah. Remember. Is this just memory lane? Breaking both his ankles. There he is. That's Dan Deardorf. He's dead. Wow. Mullet. Oh he's got a ponytail this guy. In more ways than one. ESPN John Saunders standing there staring at give him a prize or they're throwing him out. He's got Swanny. But Lynn Swan just hugged him pretty great. Are we going down though? Is that. There's no reason for.

[B]

Is he there? Just a memory lane of oh I.

[A]

Thought that dude had passed or something.

[B]

Got a quick crowd control with a fire hose.

[A]

Okay. I love these or. Oh my God. The dude just stand in the middle of a. They just smash him with a. Wow. Where is this? What awesome place is doing this? Oh my God. It knocked that.

[B]

It's French writing. So maybe it's in France.

[A]

Algiers or something. Man. He tumbled that first dude. That hose hit him thousand miles an hour and flipped him.

[B]

Next one is the. The worst whiskey nose I've ever seen. Oh okay.

[A]

We're gonna go to. We'll go to hippo arm sick kid. Kid's arm is about £6,000 of glop. He's a normal sized kid.

[B]

Looks like a hippo.

[A]

Yeah, it looks like a hippo. This is the same doctor that took care of to sleep William's doing there. It does look like. Well that arm. What a disaster. And you know what that's from, don't you? Swimming in water your whole life like that whole country.

[B]

He works at that. His chest looks like there's something wrong with it.

[A]

Look, he's. It's not just isolated from the shoulder down. That's a lifelong.

[B]

He works in the marketplace at one of those tacos stands that they have with the food prepping where they're scooping it over there.

[A]

What's that arm weight? 6, 700 pounds. The rest of them is about 180, 120.

[B]

I'll go about buck 20.

[A]

The arms buck 20.

[B]

I don't know the way he's leaning. We'll go 70.

[A]

It's pulling them down. It's got to be rough on the neck. And you know we're going to flip over to Brett's videos and that guy's going to be somebody handy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You want that Tuk Tuk video. I got the. I got the Benny Hill music. Oh dude, I just for fun. Why not just for us? Cuz it's kind of in speed up Motion or those people are very fast. I don't know. Here we go. It's already funnier. He's strapped under the car. Here comes all these little tiny. Oh, no. Working level. I'm forever seven years old. I will never grow up, I swear to God. There's no reason for me to ever get older because I found that hysterical. Thank you, Benny. Oh my God. Did the. Were those noises in there originally? Cuz I heard the guys.

[B]

I think it was. I mean, I heard the putt putt, but yeah, that was all I heard.

[A]

Hilarious. I want to keep watching it. Oh, there's nothing better. When Benny sped it all up in the song started. Once this got going, I mean. Play it again. Hit the button. This was my favorite time of today. 11:30pm Channel 5. Growing up here as a kid, there was no reason for me to go to bed. Benny Hill was on. That's a really nice break. Oh man.

[B]

John, if you're impressed by the drone delivery, I'm going to New York next week.

[A]

I'm playing at a golf course that.

[B]

Drones your food and drink to you on the course.

[A]

Get out of here. Come on. We've got to stop saying everything's bad. It just makes everybody feel bad. We live in the greatest time to be alive as humans beings. We gotta stop being mean to each other and start being great. Listen to me. I'm the voice of hope for the future. This place is in huge trouble. I'm the positive influence. Look around. Every day's a dream. Car just went by. Nobody's driving it. Do you realize how amazing it is right now? We're all focused on the worst possible thing we could be focused on. Focused on politics. Dismiss yourself from the crazy and look around. It's pretty great out there. I had two basketballs delivered to my house within like an hour of thinking about it. And I didn't lift a finger.

[B]

Did you get the WNBA balls smaller?

[A]

No, I'm a man.

[B]

Better.

[A]

I'm a full man. No, you don't get better shots with that. You just chuck them over a fence. They're too small. No, immediately. And they were inflated. Open the box ready to go. Went right out, started shooting. I mean I took. I can tell you right now last night where those new basketball showed up. I hit yesterday. This just from basketball. 15,670 steps. I was running all over the place yesterday. Day after I climbed the bunch. Just stare. All right, Bert, what do you got? This ought to be interesting. Well, they said they'd keep it a little light to Start the week is.

[B]

We'll start with this.

[A]

Oh, boy. They're both like. Like. She's trying. She's trying. Yeah. Better watch them both. There's some cursing, Bert. All right. As a guy takes his hat off. Another guy without his shirt on with a guy with his shirt on. And they're face to face. And some sort of. Oh, one. The shirted guy pushes. Got his arm out three times. Throw a little light jab. Oh, big right hand. Doesn't do much. The guy with the shirt. A guy with no shirts, bowed up. He's ready to go. He's in the defensive posture. Throws another quick right, misses. The guy with the shirt is now angry. There's a weight disparity of about 30 pounds. Guy with shirt, the heavier of the two.

[B]

He's taking the.

[A]

Oh, there's the right hand of the shirtless guy. And the weight makes a difference that just holded him up. I don't know what they were fighting about, but if I was a betting man, I knew who to bet on early. We don't know what this is. Oh, God. Oh, dear God. This guy's head's blown up. He's still alive. His face has been completely peeled off. Earned.

[B]

Okay, well, let's stop the talking.

[A]

Let's get some words started talking. It started talking. I know. Oh, God. The faceless thing started talking. Oh, it's the side.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It. It is, yeah. He. Oh, yeah, I see that. Oh, I thought you. Make it stop making noises. Put it under. Put it under.

[B]

Get the piece off his chest. Take the piece off his chest.

[A]

Come on. Sloth loves. You know what? I bet you they're trying to figure out where to put the mask over his face to knock him out. Put it over that. Put it over that hole that keeps making that. That noise. Is this a Halloween clean thing? All right. The doctors are pissing me off with all the pointing and not doing well. The surgeon's in the other room right now breaking off some nerves. I'll be right back.

[B]

Sir, you're gonna have to wait.

[A]

And he's yelling. That noise he's making reminds me of when you gag on it. Let's go in the other room.

[B]

You'll be next up. We have someone with a hangnail we're dealing with right now.

[A]

We have to triage. And that noise you keep making reminds me that I think you're okay.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

He's Harvey Dent. Like, half his face is gone. Oh, that was awful. Had a guy come up to me at the stairclimb. And he goes, man, I gotta give it to you. Like. Well, I listened for a long time, but the play by play you're doing on those videos is just enough for me to get sick. And that means you're doing a great job. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. This lady didn't, you know, she didn't feel like being a Karen and jumping on and leaving a bad Yelp review, so she decided to. Decided to bring it in person. She broke right back to this Asian diner. She dropped her pants. She's right in the middle. She's right there.

[B]

I don't like her massage.

[A]

I don't know what it is, but she's just squatting down. She's taking big fat poop right there in the lobby. And I mean, it's not small. The Asian lady behind the counter is reaching for the phone. She's grabbed the phone. She's calling David Carrity.

[B]

You're late for your appointment.

[A]

Oh, she brought toilet paper. She was one swipe. One swipe. And threw the toilet paper down. She's left a big wet mess right on the right as you walk in. That is going to hurt business, I think. Would you rather have like a Yelp review that everyone can see forever or that. Well, or you could have this. Uhoh. Oh, God. Genital warts has gone out of control. It's a set of testicles. Oh, Lord, a mighty terrible. That is riddled.

[B]

There go the Cocoa Puffs.

[A]

That's what it looked like. It looked like balls hanging out of cocoa. And we'll just. That you know what's bad about that is like about three months ago he saw that one. He's like, yeah, it'll probably go away like two or three later. This is getting out of hand. And then just like, let's see where it goes. And we'll end with this. Well, a Cocoa Puffs on your balls. Okay. It starts with a Family Guy quote. All right? They always. This. This website always happening. Okay? This lady's got like a bowling pin and she's shoving it in her butt. And then there's another lady laying underneath her. And that's. That's where milk comes from. I don't know what's coming out of her. Oh, it's like this. It's like heavy cream. And Ralphie is to cook with that. Oh, my God. They seem very interested. That's all we got today. Show me that one more time.

[B]

That's good.

[A]

I'll try to figure out what that is. What is it? It's heavy cream. Is it heavy cream? That's what it looks like to me.

[B]

I wonder if it's pumpkin spice and.

[A]

She'S already covered in it. And then this lady, somehow another can like. She can like mine more out of it or kind of drill the other one seems interested. Tell me we live in a bad world. How do you get that cream in there? And then why. Why do you got to plunge it out?

[B]

I think that's just.

[A]

Just for show.

[B]

I think they. She could expel it without plunging.

[A]

It's performative, is what you're saying.

[B]

Taking that Keystone Cops night stick.

[A]

Well, I don't know what the hell that was, but you kids have fun. Yikes. All right, then. Well, I kind of.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

I didn't like why we didn't do videos last week, but now that they're back, I really enjoyed that. That time off the ward guy almost got me. Had that video been another 15 seconds, you'd have been hearing some dry haven. My. My. My tolerance has gotten a lot less for the weirder stuff. Guy came out, and when he.

[B]

Same guy dip that in compound W.

[A]

Oh, no, you just. You just. You let it go. At that point, you just. You go full frozen. Let it go. The. The guy at the stair climb said that thing that I was doing good play by play. And he goes, you. You. You used to be a lot tougher about it till that Chinese lady was eating all them flies. And then I'm like, that's true. And. And then he goes, I don't know, Asian. And I'm like, did you just fix it? Like, did you just think that saying Chinese lady was bad? Who knows these days? You're pretty okay talking to me about that. There you go. That is your Brady Report. And the videos are back. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? Sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Well, that's not working now, Mike. All right, we'll get to everything we need to get to here. I'll get to it. I do have to get to this first, though, because before we're not going to do the Guadalupe replay. I can't watch, by the way. Patrick, is that off? No, no, no.

[B]

He's going on this light.

[A]

Oh, I don't even have a mic. I swapped it out. You did something Done. Hold on.

[B]

Maintenance, musical mics. So we needed to tell you what we were doing in here. Try it now. Moving mics around. No, nothing.

[A]

Try now. Nothing. Just Skip it, Mike. Fix it later. Ain't got time for all this. Things is busted. I can't watch.

[B]

Go check out that fist fighter on Van Buren.

[A]

Oh, yeah, this morning.

[B]

Still going on, is it?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Maybe it's on round 12.

[A]

Well, you know what? I had something else to talk about, Brady, but you distracted me with my new citizen app and I can't get enough of it. Let's see where we're at here. Got a little police activity right down the road, boys. Still happening fist fights. Looks to have been cleared up, but it is still.

[B]

It is in half.

[A]

The bastard. Yeah, we're pretty good. We got another fist fight up here on McDowell. Windsor and 48th Street.

[B]

Windsor?

[A]

Where's Windsor? It's up the road here. Couple of calls. Verbal dispute between individuals in the area. That sounds like a domestic. That's a dv. Gotta go take a look at that. Calm that couple down. Settle her down, kids. I can't watch post game press conferences anymore. We've ruined Petro. I don't know if you watched him yesterday when he was doing that. We just have to get all that together and we're gonna get out there and do that right now. 2, 3, 4. Flirting with this, it just. It runs through my head. You got that? And then also I believe we have to do it again. Shame. We had the guy pissing on a kid at a movie theater on the weekend. That's no good. He deserved the shame he got. A sinner comes before you. But we have a new begged for forgiveness. S Heel of the year, Frank Caliendo's S Heel of the Year award nominee. Shame. I also got an email about the shame. The anesthesiologist. Shame Sex. So an anesthesiologist puts people to sleep. Can't help getting hard and watching people sleep. But it's only funny when an Indian does it. Signed Christian rapper Nathan Sutherland. I don't think that's right. But yes, he's the only one that showed their straight trash right there. This one is definitely going to get your. Get your attention. Charlotte Husby. We have a girl nominee and we've had girls win this award before. Charlotte Husby, 24 years old. She's been indicted on two felony charges for sexual conduct with a minor and one felony count of sexual exploitation of a minor. That's terrible. Shame gets worse. Shame. Shame. The Austin Centers for Exceptional students campus on 67th Avenue in Cactus had to respond on 28 August after the school superintendent discovered inappropriate messages between hughes being a 17 year old student. According to the website, the campuses refers to itself as a private special education school for kids K through 12 with a wide range of disabilities. Oh. According to the paperwork, counselor at the school met with another student who wasn't involved and they said they needed to talk. Shame. There was a situation developing. The student told the counselor she and the victim were hanging out when he'd mentioned that he and a staff member were having sex and the arresting documents. The student reportedly told the counselor the victim had said he and Hughes be met outside the school and started a relationship over the summer. The victim had also reportedly sent the other student a video of him having said sex with Hughesby. So they're videotaping it and then the kid started to fire it off. The victim admitted to being in the relationship with the teacher and went on to say they'd been sexually active for some time. Even met up at a hotel. And while at the hotel Hughes be recorded the deal. And then Husby said, you know what you need to do is you need to impregnate me because I want to marry you. Special needs student.

[B]

She fell for him.

[A]

She fell for for him. They were going to move to Oregon and start a family and raise a probably have a jelly bean farm or something. Detectives learned that the pair did a cover story where the Victim was a 22 year old co worker and Hughesby was an 18 year old girl who attended a nearby high school. They were going to get new identities and stuff. She was arrested on September 3rd. During questioning she reportedly said she was concerned the victim would hurt himself if she broke broke it off. She explained and so she was doing him a favor by continuing to have sex with him and tape it. She explained she knew it was wrong but continued dating him for over eight months. She's in Maricopa county jail on a hundred thousand dollars cash only bond. So there you go. She is our ass heel of the year nominee for September, Charlotte Husby. Allegedly, you know, taking care of some special needs kids Shape what her friends Pearl, Shane. No, Pearl and Paradise. Yeah, they're out there too. Yeah, they're the ones that took advantage of that special needs boy at the Fry's up there in Scottsdale when they stole his wallet and told him they were going to be his best friend. So there you go.

[B]

Just three and a half months left. So get to work. To be a candidate now. To be a candidate for the.

[A]

Oh yeah, you can do it. Oh yeah. Brady, I'm not. I don't think we're going to starve for candidates. I think we're. We don't need to solicit for more of this. It's going to happen with or without.

[B]

Let's not try and have people get.

[A]

In under the wire. Yeah. Month to win that award over there at kupd. That lady raised the bar pretty good. Banging her.

[B]

Seems like it sometimes.

[A]

Those downsy children and stuff. Now maybe. Hopefully he's just got a severe case of ADHD or something. I kept him out of regular school, but my guess is in order to get into one of them schools, you got to be pretty darn different. Pretty convinced I'd have been in one of those schools growing up. What if I was John Holmberg, 1985, living in 2020. If I was. Yeah. If I was Marty McFly and back in 85, I jumped up to 2025. And I was just a. You know, what was I? 12? 1312. And I'd have jumped forward into this day.

[B]

Ooh, you'd have been at Ace.

[A]

I would have been at the. That's cool. And no threat at all. The teacher fall in love with me. Oh, he's got candy apple man disease. What's that?

[B]

Well, your head's too big for your.

[A]

Stick body and your feet are like that of a clown. No threat here. Yeah, no teachers never ever was there a threat that a teacher was gonna fall for me. Heck, it's still not a threat. I could hang out at the high schools today and never get molested. It's now he's just weird. And 50. 53. Still off limits. Gross. Anyway, Charlotte Huseby, welcome aboard. You're one of the many that have been nominated this year. Don't think we can put the pissing. Although he's up there. The pissing on the person at the theater thinks they don't really have the details.

[B]

Charlotte's worse.

[A]

Oh, Charlotte's much worse.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

But pissing on a kid in a movie theater, if in fact that. That was the original report and then that kind of went away. Urinating just freely in a movie, during a movie, not good. But he got topped on today's news headline. So there you go, Charlotte. Nice job. I still have to hold on to hope that the convenience of Waymo and Amazon will make me not really focus in on how bad things can actually get sometimes. I've become a woman in the 70s. Whenever I get upset, I shop and it shows up like an actual hour later.

[B]

It hasn't changed.

[A]

You don't think that I've been a woman from the seventies? My Whole life.

[B]

Yeah. I think it's still therapy.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Still on couple basketballs. Some luggage racks just showed up in the middle of the night. Anyway, Charlotte, thanks for. Thanks for joining the show. We really appreciate it. We got a what would Brady do? Coming up in just moments. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? What would Brady do? Think that's gonna work? Does that work? No. Brett, go sit where Toledo sits. Sit right here. Brett stays. Done already? What have you done, Michael? We've got workers in the room and things are getting worse. The hell's wrong with you?

[B]

Try that one.

[A]

Oh, that one. Oh, yeah. You're good. Have a seat. You're the new Toledo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. Them spicy work, chief. Any who that part? This. The room only works from this side. Over from this half the room no longer good.

[B]

You just want to be close to me.

[A]

I'm going back to Guadalupe. Yeah, Guadalupe. No rather. I'd rather puke in the mics that don't work than go back there. What would Brady do? Is upon us. Brady's going to fix your problems. And it's all brought to you by Mo Money Pond. MMP Guns is right there inside Mo Money Pod upon 12th street and Indian School. Mo moneypond.com is where you go and you can check out everything you need. Mmpguns.com is also a thing. You get all your ammo and all your clips. And I found one of those things that loads your magazines. Those are cool. And I ordered it and I should have gone there. I'm gonna cancel that, now that I think about it, because I've got to go over there and get my Joe green thing. I'm putting it all together later today. I'll go do that. They're neat. I saw the dude online because I tried. I started thinking I got the wrong bullets for the magazine. They're shooting out of there faster than they're going to shoot out of a gun. It's amazing. Try to do that. But there's a little machine, little device. Clicks right down. Yeah, a little click thing. Yeah. They'll give me a better deal over there. MMP guns. What was I thinking? I'm in such a. A dreamland of stuff being thrown at my house. I'll head there today. See Brett? See what you've done. MMP guns dot com. They have everything you've got ever Needed when it comes to the world of ammunition. And also mo money pawn right there for all your gift giving and needs of your own. 12th street in Indian school. There you go. Brady, are you ready?

[B]

Ready.

[A]

Solve these problems. There's one, two. Where'd my third one go? Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. Hang on.

[B]

It's on the machine.

[A]

I got it. I got too many people in this room doing things I don't understand, Mike. I'm just worried. Everything's about to break. This one says, dear Brady. When I use toys in bed, my husband gets upset. Hate to break it to you boys, but sometimes it just feels better to add a little vibration. Not that it's bad with just him, but when you add toys, it's better. He said he doesn't know one man who likes that about his wife, but he likes a finger in the butt. Isn't that the same thing? Well, thank you for that extra piece of information. Please tell him this is okay. Signed, Jane slash Anonymous. So it's been a problem since we've been on the air. You don't like it?

[B]

It sounds like she's the sole operator.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Like, could he get involved?

[A]

I think he's involved.

[B]

Well, no, it sounds like she's operating it on top of whatever he's doing.

[A]

Well, he's bumping her.

[B]

Yeah, but he's got.

[A]

He's got to keep his mind on that, I think.

[B]

I don't know. From a man's perspective, it's. Be nice if I could see if I'm using that thing on her.

[A]

You want to hunt and do the work. That's less work for him. I don't know what he's bitching about. What are you talking about?

[B]

But just being involved in that aspect.

[A]

Let her handle all the accoutrements. She knows where to put them. You're just going to make a mess of that too.

[B]

Well, if she. Again, if in the throws of passion, they're going at it and she's like, more involved with that than he is with him. Maybe he feels, well, what am I doing here then?

[A]

What does he care what am I doing here? You're jabbed in there.

[B]

He wants to feel like he can. He's providing a nice service, too.

[A]

He is.

[B]

He doesn't feel that well.

[A]

She's. He's got to get over that.

[B]

All right, well, communicate.

[A]

Yeah, he's gotta. He's got to get over it. He's a big fat baby. If she's finding ways to find pleasure, you know, that's the same Thing as him saying, I like a finger in my butt. And she's like, I'm not doing that.

[B]

And he's got to look at it too, that she's not saying, you know, look, I don't need you. She likes to have you there. You're there. So.

[A]

But if. If you're not getting it done that way, and a lot of girls don't have that release with just, you know, the penetrative.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Then you gotta give. You gotta give a little.

[B]

Yeah, I understand that. And then also get down there, dude, who cares, Right?

[A]

Yeah, I'm with Brett on that a little bit. Let's work. Get down there. There. Unless it's like, you know, trudging through the sewer. You feel like Andy dufresne crawling through 400 yards of the foulis filth. Clean her up. Spend some time down south, son. Make sure she's good by the time you get up, up and start pumping.

[B]

Do you think you have to. You know the part of feeling like. Because as a guy, sometimes that challenge of figuring out, oh, when you find out this really works for them because what you're doing, you like that. That you're able to let them reach climax. She likes what you're doing.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

If you're not. If she's not feeling that and she needs the aid of something.

[A]

Yeah, it's great. Whatever gets through.

[B]

But it's tougher for some guys because it's like, you wanna. You wanna be able to provide that form.

[A]

Well, then do now.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

You sure can.

[B]

Well, she's not communicating that.

[A]

Everybody. Everybody. And this, this is my guess with Jane and her husband. I bet you Brett backs me up. Everybody's got rust butt. And we're just doing a stick it in program here. Get your mouth down there and get to work. Master that program. Get down there and master that. The second she goes, your work is done. Get in there, plow the field and go to bed. But if you're not getting it done to start, she's going to break out the buzz toys. You didn't do enough. So you can sit and be mad at her. You're not getting it done. And all she really wants is the effort. I think sometimes you say, I don't really.

[B]

That's.

[A]

We'll just buzz it out tonight. She's in a hurry, and I respect that. But if you're insecure about not getting it done, you're not getting it done. That's all. And all guys are insecure a little bit about. Is this Good enough. Enough is. There's more.

[B]

I'd like to know you have that ability.

[A]

Because we watch porn and we see what enough looks like sometimes and we don't have that. No, it's perfect. I wouldn't want one that big. Thanks. That's a double. That's just what I wanted to hear. Thank you. That. That hurt more.

[B]

You're just right.

[A]

Yeah, you're just right. You're not like that monster, right? I know. Thank you for that. Who needs Lex Steele when I have you?

[B]

Gross.

[A]

I've got your little cute charger. Look at him go. I'm gonna dress him up and send.

[B]

Him to kindergarten.

[A]

Where literally Lex Steele could dress his up and pass as a kindergarten student. Probably third grade, actually. This is my son. Ain't got no arms and legs. Oh, what a tragedy. But it is clearly a human being, this thing. Yeah, Brady, these guys have to get over that. If a girl wants to break out toys, letter. And also if you're worried about it, then start working harder on other stuff. If she's not into the. If it can't work out when you just drill, figure out other ways to get her done. But don't get mad at her for trying to enjoy yourself.

[B]

It's always a fun adventure trying to figure that out. The problem is, a lot of times the other person doesn't communicate. Communicate that. What am I doing wrong?

[A]

I don't mean you're doing anything wrong. Maybe, you know, poke, prod, lick this, suck on that thing, punch that, hit that, squeeze this, pull that. Kyle says her husband is self conscious about his closeted gayness. Well, there's some of that. He's a homosexual. Jane. Your husband's a homosexual. The audience has spoken. What is that for? I have to vibrate my little man in a boat. My boyfriends don't need you to do that. What? Think about it. If you were gay, would a reach around be offensive to you?

[B]

None of that stuff would be right.

[A]

This guy's going to town and you start giving yourself a tug. At the same time, it's. It's the same as a. A toy for a lady. Come on. Quit being babies. If you care about her and you. You want her to enjoy herself, let her be able to enjoy herself. Whether there's like a one man band in there playing music or, you know, for God's sakes, you might like to look at pictures of Bruce Springsteen or something weird. Let her do it. You're still the one doing it.

[B]

Babies.

[A]

I had a friend who did that years ago. I broke up with my girlfriend. She was beautiful. Why she wanted to use toys. She sounds awesome. Yeah. If I'm not enough, then I'm out. I'm like, you're not enough. Try harder. Because she liked the toys and she wanted to do that with you. If I went to Brett's house with a basketball and said, you want to play with us? But I didn't let you touch the basketball or we didn't have a goal, what are we doing? We're just dribbling together. Yeah. And you're not allowed to touch the ball. Well, this is stupid.

[B]

Finger rolls only.

[A]

Yeah. I thought you said completely like that. We're playing the game. I understand people. Dear Brady, I'm a Cowboys fan and I'm worried I won't survive the season. During the fourth of yesterday's game quarter, I'm guessing I decided to try the Holmberg method and give myself a release and try to release my tension. Well, that is not the Holmberg Method. That only works during Madden Football kind of works, but I was pent up again midway through overtime. Am I gonna have to do this all year? And would you ever let yourself deal with stress this way? How do you do it, Brady? John's way works, but it's temporary.

[B]

I don't use the Homburg method or I haven't tried it.

[A]

You've never done that, like get all stressed out with something and just go give yourself a tug and calm down.

[B]

I haven't.

[A]

You need to just in general or during football any, anytime. I mean, me being Bears fan, I'd have an arm. But what's the point of being frustrated? You already know the pro. Like when John Madden football used to just out and out cheat, I'd get some so mad that if I, if I didn't do that, I'd have broken every controller. So I had to do it to calm myself down. And sometimes a good tug gets you through, like a really stressful situation. When is the time you're most relaxed in your life? When you're finished right after. So put yourself in that situation.

[B]

I'm crying most of the time.

[A]

You cry a lot?

[B]

It's a lot of stress.

[A]

A couple of fish died, the Jesus died, things crying. Ronnie's in the hallway going, why? What's your method to relax for this guy who's a Cowboys fan, he gets stressed out. What's the Brady de Stress method?

[B]

I try to, you know, step away and just, you know, forget about what, what's stressing me out.

[A]

You ignore it.

[B]

I don't know if it's ignoring or just like, if. If I'm doing this activity and it's stressing me out, then I need to change the activity.

[A]

So what if it is an activity you have no control over, such as watching a game? Game. Yeah. You can't really.

[B]

I might step away.

[A]

You would stop watching the football game.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If Ohio State's in too much of a stressful thing.

[B]

You're not gonna watch where. You know, if I'm getting so stressed out, there's certain things that come into play. Stroke.

[A]

Oh, yeah. You're in a bad spot. That's a good point. That's a good point. Brady just goes and takes one of the several pills he's been given to.

[B]

Because, you know, the counting to 10 point.

[A]

Nah, that's nothing.

[B]

It doesn't really seem to work.

[A]

But you could give yourself a tug even in your condition and probably be all right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know if everything's working.

[B]

I've never tried it, so.

[A]

Give it a shot, kid. Yeah. We'll give you five minutes. That's a good question, too. Is everything in shape after the surgery, or are you still.

[B]

It is. You know, again, the only thing that happens. Happened was the. After the surgery, had the two water balloons.

[A]

Sure, your nuts welled up like crazy, but it's all come back and everything. There's no Ed. It would be normal. It's not. It's a surgical one. It's not like a. You're a problem.

[B]

Yeah, I. I can't.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Can't partake yet. I'm recovering.

[A]

Can't have sex. You can't tug either.

[B]

No, I. Well, if I.

[A]

Well, if I wasn't supposed to do. Get it on your scar. You worry about infection?

[B]

No, we're past that.

[A]

Are you sure?

[B]

No, but it's been fine.

[A]

You're just making that up again. Here we go. With you and your medical advice.

[B]

Well, the last meeting last week, he says you can go ahead and start putting Aveeno or, you know, like some lotions. Yeah.

[A]

On your. So I've been lotioning on your tummy scar.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And when you get the lotion together, you might as well. I see what's going on here.

[B]

I've heard it's good on complexion, so maybe it helps with the scars.

[A]

Maybe this guy. Dear Brady, Brett told me that I'm in a fight with my wife over me. Pausing and rewinding the Emmys. When Sydney Sweeney walked on stage, I heard her immediately go, calm down, perv. I didn't know she was in the room, but come on. And I tried to tell her that she looks downs and then you backed it up this morning. Talking, talking about it. But my wife is literally furious with me. How do I tell her so she's not mad at me and man, she is mad. And how do I tell her that she's not really mad at me, but she's mad she looks bad. Oh, he's turning it on her. I know when he said. When she said last night that Charlie Hunnam is a good looking guy, I didn't get mad because he's a good looking guy. Workshop an argument for me that I can use because my wife is truly foolish. Furious. Harvey. I like what Harvey said in the middle of that. She's not mad at Harvey. She's mad that Sydney Sweeney looks so good and she doesn't feel that great about herself. So she doesn't like hot parading around her house because it makes her feel bad. So she yells at Harvey.

[B]

That's either the first time he got busted. Rewinding. I got to believe that a little bit.

[A]

Pretty strange to have.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But paused that though. Although if you watched her walk on stage, she was doing that little extra like jiggle. Yeah. Bless her. Blessed. Bless her from heaven and all, all of God's creatures. I mean those things are. She's leading with them. She knows where her money makers are. She's showing them to people.

[B]

I happen to turn it on because it was the pre ceremony, the red carpet and when I turn it on, it was just. She was just finishing up and it went into Scarlett Johansson.

[A]

She was, she was in a dress that let everybody know, you're gonna hire me for five more years to do stuff. What good, bad or otherwise. And these are spectacular. But if you paused it and your wife's in there, you do look a little pervy.

[B]

You do for sure.

[A]

Phone and an iPad and everything else.

[B]

You know, you go back to it.

[A]

Although I, I will say there's a casino. Was it a casino talking stick commercial, I think where they're hanging around the pool and stuff. And then out of nowhere, while they're hanging around the pool, a girl in a white bikini goes by and it's sort of kind of going in the crack. I've hit that a few times. We'll just take a look at that. Pause. We're dudes.

[B]

And you're like, I had to make sure I see the, the special.

[A]

No, no, I don't lie about it. That girl's ass looks spectacular. I just Wanted to. It flashes by. The screen I didn't want to miss was pretty awesome. You get that? The problem is, is that guys immediately jump into. I wasn't. I just hit the. It was an accident. No, it wasn't.

[B]

Makes it look worse.

[A]

She watched you do the whole thing, rewind, probably try to find that pause and then move it real slow so they'd move slower. Like she saw you do the whole thing. You did look like a perfect her. But he's also right. She feels.

[B]

And you can't be. They called her a pig the other way.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Essentially, he said, oh, man, this. I want to watch this walk in my house in slow motion. Instead of gray sweatpants over here rolling through. Right? Exactly. You're wearing my T shirt and a pair of gray sweatpants. All right, I gotta take a break. Time. Tell her you like cans and to knock it off. Yeah. Sounds like he was about to knock one. What did you do when Ronnie caught you at the fish tank? You got one minute to answer.

[B]

I said, what?

[A]

What did she do?

[B]

She just was, you know, gave the disappointment expression and went right back in the.

[A]

And went right back to bed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you didn't even finish. What?

[B]

Nothing's going on.

[A]

Yeah. You were. You were hungry. Yeah. You weren't hungry. God, don't say I'm. The fish were hungry. Yeah. Also, did you go back into the bed with her?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, man. That's brave. That's brave. I'd have slept on the couch. I couldn't show him.

[B]

What are you doing?

[A]

Did you go back then?

[B]

I couldn't get to sleep. I couldn't sleep.

[A]

Try to give her a ride after.

[B]

No.

[A]

No.

[B]

I knew better.

[A]

Did you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then suddenly you knew better because I didn't. 12 minutes before that.

[B]

You know, again, that's my read. I don't think this is the time. Time to make the pass.

[A]

I do. There's no better time.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

Than right there.

[B]

I didn't think about it. I just thought.

[A]

Well, I didn't want to wake you, but now you're up, so I'm in trouble now. See, that's the thing we've got to stop doing. I'm in trouble.

[B]

It's not so much. Yeah, I guess it is.

[A]

Yeah. Don't say I'm in trouble. Oh, I'm in trouble. Mom caught me. It was whacking it. What are you going to do about it? You were sleeping. I didn't want to wake you. This is consideration. You're welcome on the couch. I put Them papers.

[B]

It was covered.

[A]

I'm like a puppy. You're still gross. And you shouldn't have gone to bed that night. You should have just stayed wandering around the house like kung fu or double down and jump on it. Oh yeah. Or that if you're going to be a man, you should have gone in there and go, well, you interrupted my play. So now you're the workbench. You're finishing up.

[B]

Break down together.

[A]

Finish this up. Should have gone in there and just tapped her on the cheek with it. Wake up. You're gonna interrupt me? I'm gonna interrupt you. Let's get to work. Don't touch me with that thing. Then I'm gonna go back to the fish tank. One or the other, lady. You can't be mad at both broad. There you go. That is what Brady did. And I'm pretty sure he sort of solved it and made a sick at the same time. It's not even Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? I love it. That's ghost right there. Dance my cowboy. It is time now for the entertainment drill and we'll get to heck out of here. It is 9:57. Getting emails from people. The guy said he was pulling into his said homeburger. Lady at the window says you're too loud and inappropriate. I'm a truck driver delivering mallow up here in Oregon. I was checking in at the window and I realized I forgot to put some information on the bol. Whatever that is. Completely forgot to turn the radio down. Ill of lading. Is that right? Thank you. Well done, trucker. Brett makes an appearance. We didn't know, man. I. I know. You were in the middle of talking about some Indian doctors hard one. And she asked me to turn it down and acted all smug and I gave her half an apology and I turned it down a little. She raised her voice and said, just turn it off. I said, hey lady, check me in so I can be on my way. Don't tell me what I can do with my truck. You got an issue, call my boss. So wait, I am the boss. He starts fighting. Yeah. Someone behind her said something and she aggressively just slid the window shut. Look, John, I'm not an A. I'm a leave me alone, I'll leave you alone kind of guy. But F her right? Or was I wrong? Should I go back and apologize? I got to see her again when I check out now she knows her way into your world. Her to do her goddamn job. Shut it, lady. Shut up. For look, by the way, it's an Indian doctor's high hard one. It's not that big. It's hilarious. And then the seal of the year award we gave to that lady, Charlotte, was that her name? I think that's right. Yeah. Her name was Charlotte Busby, something like that says John, you said you would have been in that school if you were a kid today. Trust me, you wouldn't have been there. My wife worked there handling IEPs. Brett, I don't know. I don't know. That is either these kids are either way slow, have autism, or the worst of the worst in public schools. Like little sick 6 year olds who use the N word more than rappers do. Middle school girls with ankle monitors and stuff, the staff is allowed to go hands on to subdue the kids. They all have walkie talkies for quick comms. Once my wife asked me for her help at the front desk because a kid charged her with 8 seconds guy or within seconds 8 guys had her on the ground. Wise asses like you would have been eaten alive in there. You don't know that.

[B]

IEP is individual education plan.

[A]

Mic works too well. Leaders just came and shouting in, what.

[B]

Is an individual individual education plan? So if little Johnny is having trouble in math, they give you a little individual education plan that says that he can basically do what he wants in.

[A]

Order to get by in math. That's the plan. I would have loved that. I should have gone nuts in school and gone to one of these. I can't do it.

[B]

School it can. It can give you extra time to do tests. If you, if you have trouble taking tests, you can have an IEP that says you can take it by yourself. In another room.

[A]

I lied to a Spanish teacher in college and said that I have test taking anxiety because I recognized that she was lib friendly back then. Like I'm just. I freeze on tests. I know the work. I believe that you do know the work and I'm gonna help you didn't get anything right. And she talked to me after. Cause this is terrible. And I said, I know, I told you I know this stuff. And she started to ask me a couple questions like mad Z task or whatever it was. Whatever Apple is. I remember that one. And I said, apple. And she goes, you do know the material. I'm like, you got lucky that you hit one. I did know. She gave me a B. I think I got like two things right. I didn't know any Spanish. I just lied to her and said I was scared of tests. Ended up out of mcc. I did better in Spanish than I did in English. I got a C in English. I was an English major and I did better in as a Spanish speaking student anyway. I E. What is it? I. Well, that's what's going on there. And evidently the kid that she was having sex with that she tried to get pregnant with, he was. He had schizophrenia. So he was like doing stuff other than just like mental disorders. Like he was crazy. Way to choose a daddy, your kid. Yeah. Well, Jesus, she can change him. Brett. Oh yeah. Every girl dream good chemistry. Yeah. Either way, he was underage and she was a teacher. It's bad no matter what. Try to get knocked up by him. He must have been pretty reasonable as a boyfriend. You know, she wanted to stick around for a lifetime with this guy. Exactly. The best grab out of the crop area. But you can try it if you want. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that he calls entertaining. We call that the entertainment entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. Get on out there, do your thing. Getting in great shape and learning about yourself and you can do all sorts of things again. If anything's taught us something about ourselves in the last seven or eight days is that it's where either confident or not, we're victims or we're not. And if you're walking around this world where weird stuff's happening, just found two bombs under a news truck in Utah and they, they lit them and they didn't go off luckily. Oh, they got three dudes and you know, you never know what you're going to be standing near and how to be aware of your surroundings and they teach you all that stuff up there at react defense mainly you're going to be getting in shape. Secondary feature of that you're going to learn how to be a better version of you. Sheepdog, not a sheep. Become one. It's not that hard to do. And the price is beautiful. Check it all out. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical black Brady entertainment.

[B]

Here's a list of actors who tricked us with fake junk or tatas in movies. Mark Wahlberg, not on the list. It should be for his fake 13 incher from Boogie Nights.

[A]

He admitted it was fake.

[B]

Margaret Qualley, she wrote wore fake boobs. And substance.

[A]

Substance. And they look phenomenal.

[B]

The director Wanted her to look Jessica Rabbit.

[A]

It was pretty great.

[B]

Bill Scarsgard or Fake Junk? Playing Count Orlok in Nosferatu?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

John Ham. I remember that one. He had pierced nipples in Fargo.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Theo James. He wore fake junk for White Lotus Season two. Lily James.

[A]

Oh, she was Pam Anderson. She wore the best fake boobs I've ever seen in my life.

[B]

And the Pam and Tommy Lee. Or just Pam and Tommy?

[A]

Tommy Lee's not. That's Tommy Lee Jones. You know, Bam and Pamela Lee and Tommy Lee Jones. I just want to have sex with her, that's all. Somebody gave me a break on her.

[B]

He honks it. Honks the boat horn.

[A]

That's how you honk horn with a dick. Pam, I can get this done. All you gotta do is ask.

[B]

Speaking of motley crew, Vince Neil suffered a stroke last Christmas. That's why they canceled their Las Vegas residency earlier this year.

[A]

Keep him away from the buffets.

[B]

Said his whole left side went out. I had to learn to walk again.

[A]

That's over £400 of a side of beef. It is a side of Vince beach.

[B]

Says he's back 90 to 95.

[A]

Well, good. I think I witnessed some of his stroke last time. Somebody sent me a video of them on stage trying to sing.

[B]

They kicked off their Las Vegas residency this past Friday.

[A]

That's good that he's back through October.

[B]

3Rd, if you want to check him out.

[A]

That's good.

[B]

Limp Bizkit has a new song. Making Love to Morgan Wallen is the name of the track.

[A]

It's a weird title, but it's actually very good. Biscuity song. It sounds Limp Bizkit, you know. Yeah. You know who's doing it for sure.

[B]

And then I said this earlier this morning, but the who announced their final show, North America, and It'll take place October 1st at the Acker arena in Palm Desert.

[A]

Oh, Palm Desert. They're going to do it in Palm Springs. Their last show. It's a retirement area, I guess. I guess they're hitting their is right in the wheelhouse, I suppose, but that's weird. When is it?

[B]

October 1st.

[A]

Their last show's in three weeks.

[B]

Yeah, the Farewell Tour.

[A]

Well, that's a pretty big farewell tour. It's one show.

[B]

Well, no, I guess they've been touring it right now. And this is the last show in October.

[A]

Did you see the who when they were here or just Roger? A couple years ago? I did. Oh, okay. Was the who. Well, it was, you know, the two of them. Right. Just interesting.

[B]

I guess. Congratulations to Sean astin He's the new SAG AFTRA president.

[A]

Oh. Samwise Ganges is the SAG AFTRA Press. Did you watch any of the Emmys last night?

[B]

Just the opener.

[A]

The opening award was Red carpet special.

[B]

No, the first one. First presentation, which was. I always forget her name.

[A]

Stifler's mom, Jennifer. Now I can't remember his mom. That's all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the Fourth of July. The. Yeah. Like so many.

[B]

Intro. Nate's.

[A]

Nate's fine. He wasn't that funny. And it disappoints me because I love Nate. And then they drove that joke into the ground of taking money away from the Boys and Girls Club, which at first is, okay, I get it. But it couldn't be that it was the joke all night. And then you just knew deep down that there was. They would never not give money. So at the end, they gave 350,000 to the boys and Girls Club. And you're like, that's nice.

[B]

They said CBS stepped in for 100k.

[A]

And Nate did 250, which is great, but that was also part of his contract. Tim Apple sitting there at 350,000 for the boys and Girls Club. When you've got that much money in a room, that's nice. Nice. But, you know, step it up.

[B]

Pull that crowd together.

[A]

Yeah. Put. Yeah. Everybody gives 100 grand. That would be awesome. And not all of them can do it, but everybody who could, because there's a couple people in there that's dropping the bucket. But, yeah, Seth Rogen was the big winner, so they killed it. And I have. I couldn't sit through the whole show. The pit I've never seen. I hear that's great.

[B]

Good.

[A]

And then adolescence was the other big winner.

[B]

Then imagine the Colbert got the.

[A]

Oh, that got annoyed. Look, Stephen Colbert was fired. You may not like it, but he was fired. If it was a move politically to silence him, they wouldn't have kept him on for the last 10 months. You're fired, and we got to keep you silent. You've got till May. Well, now you told him, and everybody's like, oh, it was a political move. And CBS did this because of their lawsuit with that and the merger and all this. No, they just chose not to do it anymore. It may be a bad move financially, but he's become this victim. Plenty of people get fired every day, and there's no real reason for it, but they don't give you 10 months to think about it.

[B]

Look, we can absorb this 20 million loss, right?

[A]

Right. Well, it's not that whatever they're making money on the show, it's just the numbers are going down. They always say that this is what you have to pay attention. Like it make it lost $40 million. No, it didn't. It made like 300 million last year and this year it's going to make 230. That's a $70 million loss. They still made money. But CBS is saying, oh, we lost 40 million or we're losing $40 million annually. That means they're seeing the trend point down. And before they start going, all right, let's come up with something else and get out of this before it tanks.

[B]

But they're being proactive when you're saying that they can come up with something that right off the bat that would make more than 230 million.

[A]

Infomercials make a fortune on network TV. They can run reruns and do pretty well. But if they're, if they're anticipating a five year run, nobody looks at it like tomorrow. They're anticipating a five year run. In the long run, something else will end up making more because the production is going to eventually catch up to the amount.

[B]

And the same with that. The audience too has got to be a factor.

[A]

Well, this show right here, eventually, yeah, they're going to start looking. They might be doing it now. Is the juice worth it anymore? Because radio is not doing that well. KUPD is fine, but the other, they got to sustain all the other stuff. Stuff they're doing. And cbs, Paramount went every direction and a lot of it isn't doing that great. So you cut high cost things to make your, your bottom lines look good. Everybody keeps saying it lost 40 million here. It didn't. It wasn't in the red. It's still winning, but it's showing that it's not coming back. That's all. People are dumb and Steven.

[B]

Whatever, bro. Did you see the books?

[A]

Colbert was crying. No, but that's just how things work. You wouldn't have, you would, you'd have fired him immediately. You wouldn't take in the next 10 months. You've been like, this is. We're out 40 million. Let's just cut this off right now.

[B]

Make our 200 mil and call it a day.

[A]

Right? They're going to just make this and come up with a plan in the next 10 months. It's 10:10. We're all done. You guys have yourselves a grand Monday and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.