09-15-25 - WWBD - Her Husband Doesn't Like When She Uses Toys During Sex - Cowboys Fan Tried Holmberg's Release Method For Stress - His Wife Got On Him For Pausing Emmys For Sydney Sweeney

Summary

Episode Overview

Theme/Purpose:
This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness features a lively “What Would Brady Do?” (WWBD) segment with listeners writing in for advice on sensitive and humorous personal issues. The hosts—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—dive into three main topics: marital tensions around sex toys, handling sports-related stress (specifically as a Cowboys fan), and a fight over pausing the Emmys to ogle Sydney Sweeney. The crew blends candid advice, jokes, and honest dialogue, maintaining their irreverent, conversational tone throughout.

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Key Discussions & Insights

1. Sex Toys in Marriage: Is It a Problem if the Husband Is Uncomfortable?

(03:35–10:45)

• Listener Letter: Jane/Anonymous writes in, concerned that her husband doesn’t like her using toys during sex. She points out he’s okay with a “finger in the butt”, and asks if this isn’t a double standard.
• Hosts’ Responses:
  • Michael: Suggests maybe the husband feels left out (04:18). “It sounds like she's the sole operator.”
  • Brady: Argues the husband needs to get over his insecurity and put in more effort. “She’s finding ways to find pleasure… you’re not getting it done.” (05:16)
  • Bret: Jokes that it’s less work for the husband, so why complain. (04:43)
  • Michael & Brady: Touch on male insecurity and communication gaps. Brady emphasizes giving effort—get “down south” and “master that program” (05:55).
  • Brady (on toys): “All she really wants is the effort… If you’re insecure about not getting it done, you’re not getting it done. That’s all.” (06:45)
  • Bret (quote): “Who needs Lex Steele when I have you?” (08:11) (referring humorously to size insecurity)
  • Audience Interjection/Kyle (read by Brady): Suggests the husband’s reaction is due to “closeted gayness.” (09:14)
• Memorable Analogy: Brady compares sex to playing basketball: if only one person gets to “touch the ball,” it isn’t really fun for either, reinforcing mutual participation (10:14).
• Underlying Message: Communication, side-by-side effort, and letting go of insecurity are critical for a healthy sex life. Don’t be threatened by your partner’s needs.

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2. The Holmberg "Release Method" for Sports Stress

(11:59–14:50)

• Listener Letter: Cowboys fan admits to “relieving tension” during games using Holmberg’s stress relief method (masturbation). Wonders how to get through a stressful sports season.
• Hosts’ Responses:
  • Brady: Describes how he used that method to avoid breaking controllers while playing Madden. “Sometimes a good tug gets you through a stressful situation.” (12:13)
  • Michael: Shares he hasn’t tried it, typically just steps away from stress instead (13:03). “If I’m doing this activity and it’s stressing me out, then I need to change the activity.”
  • Brady: Cautions that walking away from football might not be realistic and that sometimes a little self-help is the answer (13:22).
  • Bret: As a Bears fan, jokes, "I’d have an arm…" implying he’d wear himself out with that method (12:11).
  • Medical Side Tangent: Michael discusses recovering from surgery and whether he can participate in any “tugging,” with playful banter about medical advice and healing (14:00–14:50).
• Key Point: Find a healthy outlet for pent-up stress—be it self-care, stepping away, or finding humor. The method (Holmberg’s or otherwise) doesn’t matter as long as it works for you.

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3. Emmys, Sydney Sweeney, and Jealous Spouses

(15:06–18:28)

• Listener Letter: A man gets in trouble for pausing/rewinding the Emmys to appreciate Sydney Sweeney on TV. His wife catches him and is furious. He wants to know how to handle the fallout.
• Hosts’ Reactions:
  • Brady: Explains the wife’s anger likely stems from insecurity, not the act itself. “She’s not mad at Harvey. She’s mad that Sydney Sweeney looks so good, and she doesn’t feel that great about herself…” (16:12)
  • Michael: Admits pausing at “that” moment appears pervy, even if all guys do it (16:22). “You do look a little pervy.”
  • Brady: Relates to a casino commercial where he’s done the same, rewinding to observe a woman in a white bikini (17:12). “That girl's ass looks spectacular. I just wanted to… It flashes by. The screen I didn't want to miss was pretty awesome.”
  • Bret: Adds levity, “He was about to knock one…” (18:34)
  • Hosts advise: Own up to being human, don’t lie or act guilty. It’s normal to admire beauty but don’t make your partner feel second best.
• Memorable Quote: Brady: “Tell her you like cans and to knock it off.” (18:28)
• Underlying Message: Be honest about typical male behavior; avoid gaslighting or lying. Recognize that partner jealousy often comes from personal insecurity, not solely your actions.

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4. Bonus: Caught at the Fish Tank—Busted While Relieving Stress

(18:34–20:11)

• Anecdote: Brady and Michael share stories of being “caught” in compromising situations by their wives.
  • Brady: “What did you do when Ronnie caught you at the fish tank?” (18:37)
  • Michael: “She just was, you know, gave the disappointment expression and went right back in the… I went right back to bed.” (18:45)
• Discussion: On handling embarrassment—don’t act like a guilty kid, don’t say “I’m in trouble”—own the moment as an adult (19:40).
  Brady: “Mom caught me. I was whacking it. What are you gonna do about it? You were sleeping. I didn’t want to wake you. This is consideration now. You’re welcome…” (19:47)
  • If a wife interrupts, Brady suggests she can “become the workbench,” flipping the “shame” script (20:12).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “She’s finding ways to find pleasure… if you’re insecure about not getting it done, you’re not getting it done. That’s all.”
  — Brady (06:45)

• “Who needs Lex Steele when I have you?”
  — Brett (08:11) (About male insecurity and sex toy size)

• “Sometimes a good tug gets you through a stressful situation.”
  — Brady (12:13)

• “He was about to knock one…”
  — Bret (18:34)

• “Tell her you like cans and to knock it off.”
  — Brady (18:28)

• “Mom caught me. I was whacking it. What are you gonna do about it?”
  — Brady (19:47)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• WWBD Segment Begins: 03:27
• Sex Toys Marital Issue: 03:35–10:45
• Sports Fan Stress & Holmberg Method: 11:59–14:50
• Emmy Pause Fight/Sydney Sweeney: 15:06–18:28
• Being “Busted” at Fish Tank (Embarrassing moments): 18:34–20:11

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Tone & Language

• Tone: Irreverent, candid, humorous, sometimes crude—true to the show’s morning radio roots.
• Language: Conversational, unscripted, with moments of raw honesty and banter.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode showcases the unfiltered, comic approach of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness to everyday (and not-so-everyday) dilemmas. From sexual insecurities and marital communication to sports rage and innocent crushes, the team provides surprisingly sound advice amid their trademark teasing and jokes. For anyone dealing with embarrassment, insecurity, or the awkward realities of human nature, the show underscores two rules: communicate openly and don’t take yourself too seriously.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[Michael]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Brady]

What would Brady do? Think that's gonna work? Does that work? Nope. Brett, go sit where Toledo sits. Say right. Brett's day's done already. What have you done, Michael? We've got workers in the room and things are getting worse. The hell's wrong with you?

[Michael]

Try that one.

[Brady]

Oh, that one. Oh, yeah, you're good. Have a seat. You're the new Toledo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey. Them spice. Anywho, that part. This. The room only works from this side. Over from this half the room is ridiculous. No longer good.

[Michael]

You just want to be close to.

[Brett Vesely]

Me going back to Guadalupe.

[Brady]

Yeah, no, I'd rather. I'd rather puke in the mics than don't work then go back there. What would Brady do is upon us. Brady's gonna fix your problems. And it's all brought to you by Mo Money Pond. MMP Guns is right there inside Mo Money Pond. 12th street and Indian School. Momoneypond.com is where you go and you can check out everything you need. MMP Guns.com is also a thing you get all your ammo and all your clips and I found one of those things that loads. Your magazines are cool. And I ordered it and I should have gone there. I'm going to cancel that now that I think about it, because I've got to go over there and get my Joe Green thing. I'm putting it all together later today. I'll go do that. They're neat. I saw the dude online because I. I started thinking I got the wrong bullets for the magazine. They're shooting out of there faster than they're going to shoot out of a gun. It's amazing. Try to do that. But there's a little machine, little device, clicks right down. Yeah, a little click thing. Yeah. They'll give me a better deal over there. MMP guns. What was I thinking since I'm in such a dreamland of stuff being thrown at my house? I'll head there today. See Brett? See what you've done. Mmpguns.com they have everything you've ever needed when it comes to the world of Ammo Nation and also mo money pawn right there for all your gift giving and needs of your own. 12th street and Indians. There you go. Brady, are you ready?

[Michael]

Ready.

[Brady]

Solve these problems. There's one, two. Where'd my third one go? Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. Hang on.

[Michael]

It's on the machine.

[Brady]

I got it. I got too many people in this room doing things I don't understand, Mike. I'm just worried everything's about to break. This one says, dear Brady, when I use toys in bed, my husband gets upset. Hate to break it to you boys, but sometimes it just feels better to add a little vibration. Not that it's bad with just him, but when you add toys, it's better. He said he doesn't know one man who likes that about his wife, but he likes a finger in the butt. Isn't that the same thing? Well, thank you for that extra piece of information. Please tell him this is okay. Signed Jane slash anonymous. It's been a problem since we've been on the air. You don't. You don't like it?

[Michael]

It sounds like she's the sole operator.

[Brady]

What do you mean?

[Michael]

Like, could he get involved?

[Brady]

I think he's involved.

[Michael]

Well, no, it sounds like she's operating it on top of whatever he's doing.

[Brady]

Well, he's bumping her.

[Michael]

Yeah, but he's got.

[Brady]

He's got to keep his mind on that, I think.

[Michael]

I don't know. From a man's perspective, it'd be nice if I could See, if I'm using that thing on her.

[Brady]

You want to hunt and do the work.

[Brett Vesely]

That's less work for him. I don't know what he's bitching about.

[Brady]

What are you talking about?

[Michael]

But just being involved in that aspect.

[Brady]

Let her handle all the accoutrements. She knows where to put them. You're just gonna make a mess of that, too.

[Michael]

Well, if she. Again, if in the throes of passion, they're going at it, and she's, like, more involved with that than he is with him. Maybe he feels, well, what am I doing here then?

[Brady]

What does he care? What am I doing here? You're jabbed in there.

[Michael]

He wants to feel like he can. He's providing a nice service, too.

[Brady]

He is.

[Michael]

He doesn't feel that well.

[Brady]

She's. He's got to get over that.

[Michael]

All right, well, communicate.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's got to. He's got to get over it. He's a big fat baby. If she's finding ways to find pleasure, you know, that's the same thing as him saying, I like a finger in my butt. And she's like, I'm not doing that.

[Michael]

And he's got to look at it, too. That she's not saying, you know, look, I don't need you. She likes to have you there. You're there. So.

[Brady]

But if. If you're not getting it done that way, and a lot of girls don't have that release with just, you know, the penetrative, right? Then you gotta give. You gotta give a little.

[Michael]

Yeah, I understand that. And then also get down there, dude, who cares? Right?

[Brady]

Yeah, I'm with Brett on that a little bit. Let's work. Get down there. Unless it's like, you know, trudging through the sewer. You feel like Andy dufresne crawling through 400 yards of the foulis filth. Clean her up. Spend some time down south, son. Make sure she's good by the time you get up and start pumping.

[Michael]

Do you think you have to. You know the part of feeling like. Because as a guy, sometimes that challenge of figuring out, oh, when you find out this really works for them, because what you're doing, you like that. That you're able to let them reach climax? She likes what you're doing.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Michael]

If you're not. If she's not feeling that and she needs the aid of something.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's great. Whatever gets through.

[Michael]

But it's tougher for some guys because it's like, you wanna. You wanna be able to provide that form.

[Brady]

Well, then do it now.

[Michael]

You can't.

[Brady]

You sure can. Well, she's not communicating that everybody. And this. This is my guess with Jane and her husband. I bet you Brett backs me up. Everybody's got rust butt. And we're just doing a stick it in program here. Get your mouth down there and get to work. Master that program. Get down there and master that. The second she goes, your work is done. Get in there, plow the field, and go to bed. But if you're not getting it done to start, she's gonna break out the buzz toys. You didn't do enough. So you can sit and be mad at her. You're not getting it done. And all she really wants is the effort. I think sometimes you go, I don't really. That's. I feel. Just buzz it out tonight. She's in a hurry, and I respect that. But if you're insecure about not getting it done, you're not getting it done. That's all. And all guys are insecure a little bit about, is this good enough? Is there is more?

[Michael]

I'd like to know you have that.

[Brady]

Ability because we watch porn and we see what enough looks like sometimes, and we don't have that. No, it's perfect. I wouldn't want one that big. Thanks. That's a double.

[Brett Vesely]

That's just what I wanted to hear.

[Michael]

Thanks.

[Brady]

That. That hurt more.

[Michael]

You're just right.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're just right. You're not like that monster, right? I know. Thank you for that.

[Brett Vesely]

Who needs Lex Steele when I have you?

[Brady]

Gross. I've got your little cute charger. Look at him go. I'm gonna dress him up and send him to kindergarten, where literally Lex Steele could dress his up and pass as a kindergarten student.

[Brett Vesely]

Probably third grade, actually.

[Brady]

This is my son. Ain't got no arms and legs. Oh, what a tragedy. But it is clearly a human being, this thing. Yeah, Brady, these guys have to get over that. If a girl wants to break out toys, let her. And also, if you're worried about it, then start working harder on other stuff. If she's not into the. If it can't work out when you just drill, figure out other ways to get her done. But don't get mad at her for trying to enjoy herself.

[Michael]

It's always a fun adventure trying to figure that out.

[Brady]

What do you mean? Oh, yeah.

[Michael]

The problem is, a lot of times the other person doesn't communicate that. What am I doing wrong?

[Brady]

I don't mean you're doing anything wrong. Maybe, you know, poke, prod, lick this. Suck on that thing. Punch that, hit that, squeeze this, pull that.

[Brett Vesely]

Kyle says her husband is self conscious about his closeted gayness.

[Brady]

Well, there's some of that. He's a homosexual, Jane. Your husband's homosexual. The audience has spoken. What is that for? I have to vibrate my little man in a boat. My boyfriends don't need to do that. What? Think about it. If you were gay, would a reach around be offensive to you?

[Michael]

None of that stuff would be right.

[Brady]

This guy's going to town and you start giving yourself a tug at the same time, it's the same as a toy for a lady. Come on, Quit being babies. If you care about her and you want her to enjoy herself, let her be able to enjoy herself. Whether there's like a one man band in there playing music or, you know, for God's sakes, you might like to look at pictures of Bruce Springsteen or something weird. Let her do it. You're still the one doing it.

[Michael]

Babies.

[Brady]

I had a friend who did that years ago. I broke up with my girlfriend. She was beautiful. Why? She wanted to use toys. She sounds awesome. Yeah. If I'm not enough, then I'm out. I'm like, you're not enough? Try harder. Cause she liked the toys and she wanted to do that with you. If I went to Brett's house with a basketball and said, you want to play with us? But I didn't let you touch the basketball or we didn't have a goal, what are we doing? We're just dribbling together. Yeah, and you're not allowed to touch the ball. Well, this is stupid.

[Michael]

Finger rolls only.

[Brady]

Yeah. I thought you said, come play with me like that. We're playing the game.

[Dale]

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[Brady]

Hey, good morning.

[Dale]

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[Brady]

Yep, they sure are.

[Dale]

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[Michael]

It's all right.

[Dale]

We're so far up here.

[Brady]

Look at me. Take a deep breath.

[Dale]

No, I'm good. So good.

[Brady]

Get a commercial auto insurance quote [e-mail] and see how much you could save. Get more with Geico Homebr. Morning sickness. I understand, people. Dear Brady, I'm a Cowboys fan and I'm worried I won't survive the season. During the fourth of yesterday's game quarter. I'm guessing I Decided to try the Holmberg method and give myself a release and try to release my tension. Well, that is not the Holmberg method. That only works during Madden football kind of works, but I was pent up again midway through overtime. Am I gonna have to do this all year? And would you ever let yourself deal with stress this way? How do you do it? Brady John's way works, but it's temporary.

[Michael]

I don't use the Homburg method or I haven't tried it.

[Brady]

You've never done that, like get all stressed out with something and just go give yourself a tug and calm down.

[Michael]

I haven't.

[Brady]

You need to just in general or during football anyway. Anytime.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, me being Bears fan, I'd have an arm.

[Brady]

Oh, Schwartzman. But what's the point of being frustrated? You already know the answer to pro. Like when John Madden football used to just out and out cheat, I'd get so mad that if I. If I didn't do that, I'd have broken every controller. So I had to do it to calm myself down. And sometimes a good tug gets you through, like a really stressful situation. When is the time you're most relaxed in your life? When you're finished right after. So put yourself in that situation.

[Michael]

I'm crying most of the time.

[Brady]

You cry a lot?

[Michael]

It's a lot of stress.

[Brady]

A couple of fish died, the Jesus things, crying. Ronnie's in the hallway going, why? What's your method to relax for this guy who's a Cowboys fan, he gets stressed out. What's the Brady de stress method?

[Michael]

I try to, you know, step away and just, you know, forget about what. What's stressing me out.

[Brady]

You ignore it.

[Michael]

I don't know if it's ignoring or just like, if I'm doing this activity and it's stressing me out, then I need to change the activity.

[Brady]

So what if it is an activity you have no control over, such as watching a game. Game? Yeah. Really?

[Michael]

I might step away.

[Brady]

You would stop watching the football game? Yeah, because it's too much of a.

[Michael]

Stressful thing where, you know, if I'm getting so stressed out, there's certain things that come into play. Stroke.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, you're in a bad spot. That's a good point. That's a good point. Brady just goes and takes one of the several pills he's been given to.

[Michael]

Because, you know, the counting to 10.

[Brady]

That's a good point.

[Dale]

Nah, that's nothing.

[Michael]

It doesn't really seem to work.

[Brady]

But you could give yourself a tug even in your condition and probably be all right.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't know if everything's working.

[Michael]

I've never tried it, so.

[Brett Vesely]

Give it a shot, kid.

[Brady]

Yeah, we'll give you five minutes. That's a good question too. Is everything in shape after the surgery or are you still.

[Michael]

It is. You know, again, the only thing that happened was the. After the surgery, had the two water balloons.

[Brady]

Sure. And your nuts welled up like crazy. But it's all come back and everything come back. There's no Ed. It would be normal. It's not. It's a surgical one. It's not like a. You're a problem.

[Michael]

Yeah, I. I can't.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Michael]

Can't partake yet. Recovering. Can't have.

[Brady]

You can't tug either.

[Michael]

No, I. Well, no, if I.

[Brady]

Well, if I wasn't supposed to do. Get it on your scar. You worry about infection?

[Michael]

No, we're past that.

[Brady]

Are you sure?

[Michael]

No, but it's been fine.

[Brady]

You're just making that up again. Here we go with you and your medical advice.

[Michael]

Well, the last meeting last week. He says you can go ahead and start putting Aveeno or you know, like a.

[Brady]

Some lotion.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Brady]

On your. So I've been lotioning on your tummy scar.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And when you get the lotion together, you might as well. I see what's going on here.

[Michael]

I've heard it's good on complexion, so maybe it helps with the scars.

[Brady]

Maybe. This guy. Dear Brady, Brett told me that I'm in a fight with my wife over me pausing and rewinding the Emmys. When Sydney Sweeney walked on stage. I heard her immediately go, calm down, perv. I didn't know she was in the room, but come on. And I tried to tell her that she looks downs and then you backed it up this morning talking about it. But my wife is literally furious with me. How do I tell her so she's not mad at me. And man, she is mad. And how do I tell her that she's not really mad at me, but she's mad she looks bad. Oh, he's turning it on her. I know. When he said. When she said last night that Charlie Hunnam is a good looking guy. I didn't get mad because he's a good looking guy. Workshop an argument for me that I can use because my wife is truly furious. Harvey. I like what Harvey said in the middle of that. She's not mad at Harvey. She's mad that Sydney Sweeney looks so good and she doesn't feel that great about herself, so she doesn't like hot parading around her house because it makes her feel bad. So she yells at Harvey.

[Michael]

I'd see the first time he got busted rewinding. I got to believe that a little bit.

[Brady]

Pretty strange to have.

[Michael]

Yeah. But paused that, though.

[Brady]

Although if you watched her walk on stage, she was doing that little extra, like, jiggle. Yeah. Bless her. Bless her. Bless her from heaven and all. All of God's creatures. I mean, those things are. She's leading with them. She knows where her money makers are. She's showing them to people.

[Michael]

I happened to turn it on because it was the pre ceremony, the red carpet. And when I turn it on, it was just. She was just finishing up and it went into Scarlett Johansson.

[Brady]

She was. She was in a dress that let everybody know, you're gonna hire me for five more years to do stuff good, bad or otherwise. And these are spectacular. But if you paused it and your wife's in there, you do look a little pervy.

[Brett Vesely]

You do a phone and an iPad and everything else.

[Michael]

You know, you go back to it in your own time.

[Brady]

I will say there's a casino. Was it a casino talking stick commercial, I think, where they're hanging around the pool and stuff. And then out of nowhere, while they're hanging around the pool, a girl in a white bikini goes by and it's sort of kind of going in the crack. I've hit that a few times. We'll just take a look at that pause. We're dudes and you're like, I had.

[Michael]

To make sure I see the special.

[Brady]

No, no, I don't lie about it. That girl's ass looks spectacular. I just wanted to. It flashes by. The screen I didn't want to miss was pretty awesome. You get that? The problem is, is that guys immediately jump into. I wasn't. I just hit the. It was an accident. No, it wasn't.

[Michael]

Makes it look worse.

[Brady]

She watched you do the whole thing. Rewind, probably try to find that pause and then move it real slow so they'd move slower. Like, she saw you do the whole thing. You did look like a pervert. But he's also right. She feels.

[Michael]

And you can't be. They called her a pig the other way. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. Essentially, he said, oh, man, this. I want to watch this walk in my house in slow motion.

[Brett Vesely]

Instead of gray sweatpants over here rolling through.

[Brady]

Right? Exactly. You're wearing my T shirt and a pair of gray sweatpants. Oh, you gotta take a break.

[Michael]

Time.

[Brady]

Tell her you like cans and to knock it off.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Sounds like He was about to knock one.

[Brady]

What did you do when Ronnie caught you at the fish tank? You got one minute to answer.

[Michael]

I said, what?

[Brady]

And what did she do?

[Michael]

She just was, you know, gave the disappointment expression and went right back in the.

[Brady]

I went right back to bed.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you didn't even finish. What?

[Michael]

Nothing's going on.

[Brady]

Yeah, you were. You were busted.

[Michael]

Hungry.

[Brady]

Yeah. You weren't hungry. God. Don't say I'm. The fish were hungry. I thought you said I was hungry. Yeah. Also. Did you go back into the bed with her?

[Michael]

Ye.

[Brady]

Oh, man. That's brave. That's brave. I just slept on the couch. I couldn't show.

[Michael]

What are you doing?

[Brady]

Did you go back?

[Michael]

I couldn't get to sleep. I couldn't sleep.

[Brady]

Try to give her a ride after.

[Michael]

No, no. I knew better.

[Brady]

Did you?

[Michael]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Then suddenly you knew better because I didn't.

[Michael]

12 minutes before that, you know, again, that's my read. I don't think this is the time to make the pass.

[Brady]

I do. There's no better time.

[Michael]

You're right.

[Brady]

Than right there.

[Michael]

I didn't think about it. I just thought.

[Brady]

Well, I didn't want to wait, but now you're up.

[Michael]

So I'm in trouble now.

[Brady]

See, that's the thing we've got to stop doing. I'm in trouble.

[Michael]

It's not so much. Yeah, I guess it is. Yeah.

[Brady]

Don't say I'm in trouble. Oh, I'm in trouble. Mom caught me. I was whacking it. What are you gonna do about it? You were sleeping. I didn't want to wake you. This is consideration now. You're welcome on the couch. I put them papers.

[Michael]

It was covered.

[Brady]

I'm like a puppy. You're still gross. And you shouldn't have gone to bed that night. You should have just stayed wandering around the house like kung fu or double.

[Brett Vesely]

Down and jump on it.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Or that. If you're going to be a man, you should have gone in there and go, well, you interrupted my play. So now you're the workbench.

[Brett Vesely]

You're finishing up.

[Michael]

Break down together.

[Brady]

Finish this up. Should have gone in there and just tapped her on the cheek with it. Wake up. You're gonna interrupt me? I'm gonna interrupt you. Let's get to work. Don't touch me with that thing. Then I'm gonna go back to the fish tank. One or the other, lady. You can't be mad at both, broad. There you go. That is what Brady did. And I'm pretty sure he sort of solved it and made us sick at the same time. It's not yet Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Day.