09-16-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – September 16, 2025 – Full Show Summary

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Episode Overview

Theme:
This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness centers on the breaking news of Robert Redford’s death, sparking reflections on his career, classic movies, aging Hollywood legends, and the changing nature of American pop culture. The hosts—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—mix tributes, spirited debates, and comedic banter, branching into tangents about family quirks, hair as a predictor of criminality, the hidden lives of adults (toys/dolls), and Tom Brady’s NFL “double-agent” status.

Tone:
Irreverent, conversational, and comedic with frequent asides, rapid banter, and spirited teasing. The crew’s takes are often tongue-in-cheek, with a deliberate tendency to lampoon both themselves and their subjects.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Robert Redford’s Passing – Legacy & Anecdotes

• Main Take: Redford’s death at 89 prompts a nostalgic, irreverent look at his film legacy and the passage of Hollywood “legends.”
• Films Discussed:
  • The Natural: Praised for themes of “never giving up” and resilience (00:52–02:20).
  • All the President's Men: Commended for spotlighting investigative journalism and its move toward “star” reporters (04:00–05:53).
  • The Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Jeremiah Johnson, Spy Game, Legal Eagles, and more, included with varying seriousness.
• Host Banter:
  • Brady reveals obscure Redford favorites (“Jeremiah Johnson”), much to Holmberg’s disbelief and mockery.
  • They reminisce about how as kids movies like The Natural seemed boring, but gained depth with age.
• On Aging Stars:
  The group discusses how many 70s, 80s, and 90s icons are now nearing the end, with humor and pathos about inevitability (“Jack Nicholson's right around the corner, Pacino, De Niro, Duvall, Eastwood…” 04:00).

Notable Quote:
“Robert Redford had some great movies. None as great as, in my opinion, All the President’s Men... it’s a great movie about the people that were involved in the Watergate scandal… and how journalism became about the reporter, not just the news.” – John Holmberg (05:00)

Timestamped Breakdown:

• [00:52] - News of Redford’s death, immediate reactions, discussing The Natural.
• [02:20] - Redford vs. Wilford Brimley age shocker, The Sting anecdote.
• [03:38] - Redford’s entrepreneurial side — Sundance, and Redford’s place among Hollywood icons.
• [04:00–07:00] - Deep dive into Redford’s most acclaimed (and less acclaimed) movies.
• [07:45–14:00] - Hilarious back-and-forth on Jeremiah Johnson; Brady’s childhood obsession and family road trips to visit the movie’s Wyoming settings.

2. Movies, History, and “Revisionist” American Narratives

• The crew pokes fun at the myth-making of movies like Jeremiah Johnson, the “heroics” of American frontiersmen, and the portrayal of Native Americans. They joke about the questionable historical accuracy and racist undertones of older films.
• Long segment (08:25–18:30) revolves around the plot of Jeremiah Johnson, with Holmberg lampooning Brady’s affection for it and exaggerating its themes for comic effect.

Notable Quote:
"Back in the '70s, it was okay to make movies where he slaughtered a bunch of Indians and became a hero..." – John Holmberg (09:04)

3. The Bogan Family Cowboy Hat Saga

• Personal stories erupt on eccentric family traditions:
  • Brady’s brother Tom’s “addiction years” to a cowboy hat as a child.
  • Extended riffing about kids (and adults) who wear costumes in public; societal expectations vs. letting kids be kids.
  • The group mock-brainstorms psychological theories on outgrowing phases, spurred by memories of cowboy hats and the attire of rural America (19:18–25:40).

4. Haircuts as Predictors of Violent Crime

• John launches into a theory, using recent news/mugshots, that “bad hair” or refusing to address male pattern baldness is a red flag for criminal behavior (30:15–35:32).
• The team laughs through anecdotes about friends and relatives stubbornly holding on to bad combovers.
• Calls for men to shave their heads once baldness hits to avoid looking “like a murderer.”

Notable Quote:
“Combovers—people you cannot trust. They're lying to you with their appearance...your hair says a lot.” – John Holmberg (34:00)

5. Tom Brady: NFL Owner & TV Analyst—Conflict of Interest?

• Conspiracy-theory humor about Tom Brady potentially cheating again, now as a minority owner of the Raiders and as a broadcaster for Fox (43:56–54:28).
• John compares Brady to a “dog that bit people before”—you always keep an eye on him.
• Specifics on why owners should not be allowed to have access to broadcast-level intel (coaches’ meetings, etc.), with analogies of “double agents.”

Notable Quotes:

• “Tom Brady likes two things: kissing his son on the lips...and cheating in football.” – John Holmberg (48:36)
• “No Yankees should own a Red Sox. You just don’t cross streams like that.” – John Holmberg (54:28)

6. Adults and Toys: Dolls, Collectibles, & Press Releases

• A news item about Stephen Miller (Trump advisor) sparks a hilarious segment about adults “playing with dolls” and how vehement denials by press releases only fuel suspicions (57:24–71:00).
• The guys imagine what it would look like if cohost John Gordon had a room full of Star Wars toys; wildly imaginative sound effects and banter ensue.
• Secondary debate: if adult coloring books for women got a pass, why not dolls?

Notable Quote:
“If you say you don’t play with dolls, guess what, you play with loads of dolls.” – John Holmberg (62:02)

7. Indecent Proposal Revisited

• Robert Redford’s movie “Indecent Proposal” triggers an extended (and often risqué) debate about what amount of money it would take for them to let their spouse sleep with someone else—“the million-dollar question.” (124:15–139:35).
• They flip the scenario for modern sensibilities and gender-bend it for added comedic effect.
• Listeners email in their takes (“$2.2M and you can keep her!”).

Notable Quotes:

• "The Sydney Sweeney remake of Indecent Proposal now — that would get everyone talking all over again." – John Holmberg (131:08)
• “If Hollywood made a remake of that movie, it’d be a tranny now.” – John Holmberg (136:40)

8. Pop Culture Odds & Ends

• The show covers:
  • Hot releases in music and streaming (Jason Bateman’s new show “Black Rabbit” gets hyped – 146:00).
  • Weird news stories—e.g., a Disney World robbery conducted by a man in scuba gear (96:41), special eye drops replacing reading glasses (94:09).
  • The baton-twirling subculture—mercilessly mocked as the ultimate “celibacy kit” (110:01 onward).
  • Listener emails on trending topics.
  • Brief bits of local news, sponsorships, and community shout-outs.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Redford and “All the President’s Men”:
  "It's a great movie about the people involved in Watergate...journalism's transition from doing their jobs to becoming the story." (05:00 – John Holmberg)
• On aging: "...89 year old Robert Redford, you got Nicholson’s right around the corner. Pacino, De Niro, Duvall...Clint Eastwood, I mean, he’s hanging by a thread. That dude’s old!” (04:00)
• On combovers and crime:
  “Combovers—people you cannot trust. They're lying to you with their appearance.” (34:00)
• On cowboy hat childhood obsessions:
  “You live in a cartoon. You’re a strange man. But always appreciate it.” (21:12)
• On Tom Brady and NFL cheating:
  “Tom Brady likes two things: kissing his son on the lips...and cheating in football.” (48:36)
• On “Indecent Proposal”:
  “If Hollywood made a remake of that movie, it’d be as a tranny now.” (136:40)
• On adults playing with dolls:
  “If you say you don’t play with dolls, guess what, you play with loads of dolls.” (62:02)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Robert Redford News & Film Legacy: [00:52–13:10]
• Jeremiah Johnson / Family Cowboy Stories: [08:25–25:40]
• Aging Hollywood Icons Discussion: [04:00–05:52]
• Criminal Haircut Theory: [30:15–35:32]
• Tom Brady's Dual Roles—NFL Owner & Broadcaster: [43:56–54:28]
• Adults & Toys; Stephen Miller Disclosure: [57:24–71:00]
• Indecent Proposal Modern Debate: [124:15–139:35]
• Pop culture/jokes on baton twirlers: [110:01–116:34]
• Music & Streaming “Hot Releases”: [142:34–146:43]

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode serves as an uncensored time capsule of how American culture, media, and generational attitudes are shifting. The breakup of the morning show is as spontaneous as ever, with news sparking decades-long debates and jokes. John Holmberg leads with brash opinions and biting humor, softened by Brady’s earnestness and Bret’s “everyman” interjections.

Even as they pay tribute to one of Hollywood’s greats, they refuse to take anything—or themselves—too seriously. Whether you’re interested in movie trivia, cultural criticism, NFL gossip, or just want to laugh at unfiltered radio comedy, this episode offers plenty of snapshots, hot takes, and moments of pure unscripted fun.

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For more highlights and the full raunchy ride, listen to the podcast directly—preferably in an environment where NSFW humor is welcome!

Transcript

[Brady]

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[Peter]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[John Holmberg]

Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday. It is 5:45. This is the morning Sickness. My name is John Holmberg. How are you? There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. You look good today. You good. Thanks. Not you talking to them. You look okay, too, though.

[Brady]

Oh, thanks.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, let me seduce the audience every once in a while. You're always c blocking me when I try to bang these people. The matter with me trying to get a little first thing in the morning, you know, Cuddles, ups.

[Brett]

Anyway, come on, I got my hands in the pocket. Keep going.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you. No, not you. I don't want. If you start jerking off, I'm gonna stop. I'm like Ronnie when it comes to that. Seeing you arouse makes me sick. Bad news right off the bat. And very rarely do we get to break news. Not that I'm excited about this, but if you haven't checked your phone yet, American legend Robert Redford has passed away at 89. And, you know, for U.S. sports fans, Jeremiah Johnson. Well, I was gonna say for us men, Roy Hobbs. Yeah, is Roy Hobbs from the Natural. He struck out. Whammer. Oh, that movie. Might have to go watch that sometime this week because it's just. As a kid, I remember thinking, this is boring. I want baseball. It wasn't about baseball. It was about, you know, resilience and greatness, being stopped by something out of your control and still fighting to come back and never giving up on your dreams and all that kind of subtext that as a kid you don't understand. You just want home runs and you want crazy and stuff like that. And then when you watch it when you're a little older, you realize this is. Yeah, it's literally a movie about never giving up and taking what you. Everybody's got something they're good at. That movie hit me the third or fourth time I saw it. I'm like, oh, I see. And then you really want to get punched in the trunks. About the Natural. Realize that Robert Redford is four years younger than Wilford Brimley while they filmed that.

[Brett]

And it's crazy.

[John Holmberg]

That is mind blowing. That Pops the manager is, you know, would have been in the same high school freshman to senior as Robert Redford, who was just an adonis And a beautiful man. But yeah, he had a lot of good movies. A lot of cool ones. When I was a little kid, I remember the Electric Horseman was always something I watched. It was on all the time.

[Brett]

And I'm Sting.

[John Holmberg]

Sting was great.

[Brett]

Cassidy.

[John Holmberg]

Seven or eight Academy Awards for this thing. We were. I was talking about this thing with Jay Ackerman yesterday.

[Brett]

Watched it about two months ago.

[John Holmberg]

No kidding. Isn't that weird? It's like. Yeah, I haven't brought the Sting to the party at all. Jay brought it up and it, it, you know, sparked my memories of the Sting, which is a great movie. And yeah. Newman and Redford and was Jackie Gleason and my God. Crazy. Oh wait, that was that Sting. Yeah, that's the Sting. Gleason in that or.

[Brett]

I don't know if the was. I can't.

[Brady]

He was in the Hustler.

[John Holmberg]

The Hustler. What was the one I'm thinking of maybe. I don't know. There's a big guy in that I'm thinking of. I think of the pool. Yeah. Who's fat style he had?

[Brett]

Robert Shaw was.

[John Holmberg]

That's who I'm thinking of. Robert Shaw. You're right. I moved fets. Yeah. Minnesota Fats from the Hustle over to this thing. Either way, great stuff. Robert Redford, 89. So all the news is popping up this morning that we've lost American Ledger. Randy started the Sundance Film Festival up in Utah. He basically owns that town.

[Brett]

That magazine for a while. The, the clothing. I think it was Sundance.

[John Holmberg]

That was for old people too.

[Brady]

And I realized the Whammer's dead too.

[John Holmberg]

Joe Don Baker died today. The same day today. This year though. Oh my God, I can't take it. If the whole cast. Next thing you know, Robert Duvall's going to go, don't say that.

[Brady]

Tom Hagen lives forever.

[John Holmberg]

When Duvall goes, that's going to be the. That's that. That's it. But I've been. Look, I've been saying it for a long time and I don't like saying it, but 89 year old Robert Redford, you got Nicholson's right around the corner. Pacino, De Niro, Duvall. I know, careful. You know, Schwarzenegger, all these guys are getting into Stallone. All these guys are getting into this. When's the news coming? A lot of the massive Superstars of the 70s, 80s and 90s are old men. And you're going to start seeing a lot of them to Clint Eastwood, I mean, he's hanging by a thread. That dude's old but yeah, Keitel, good Lord, man. Morgan Freeman, we're going to. He's like 86 or 7 at least. Dick Van Dyke, he's 100. I mean, we're going to get that news. Yeah, we're going to get that news. And it's terrifying. Yeah, that's a. That's a tough one. Robert Redford had some great movies. None as great as, in my opinion, all the President's Men, because that should have been that. It's a great movie about the. The people that were involved in the Watergate. Watergate scandal also pulls no punches really with the idea of being investigative journalism's transition from doing their jobs to becoming the story. Because you never knew who wrote the story prior to the Watergate thing. And then Woodward and Bernstein came along and it became Gotcha Media. From that point forward, everything changed. You got to remember, it was only like seven years later. They started CNN after Watergate and it was 24 hour a day news cycles of, let's see what we can make out of this. And suddenly the news was more like, how can I be the star? How do I get my Woodward and Bernstein moment? And instead of just doing their jobs, that was a game changer. When you watch the movie, they're not saying they don't. They're definitely on the side of the journalists doing their job.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But they show how important it was for them to go, this is big deal. But now all of a sudden, we're. We're the stars of this thing. This is not supposed to be this way. It's a pretty great movie. He's a great actor. He was amazing. Did a lot of crap too. And that's the thing you got to.

[Brett]

Remember with dabbled in the MCU in a Marvel universe.

[John Holmberg]

Which one was he in?

[Brett]

It was either this Iron Man 2 or.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you can't say he dabbled in the MCU and not know.

[Brett]

Did, because I remember Got.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you don't remember.

[Brett]

It was Iron Man 2, though.

[Brady]

It was in Avengers.

[John Holmberg]

Avengers, yeah. So so many of them. Well, that's the point. You brought up that he was in it. And then you said you remembered and you didn't remember anything. I didn't even know.

[Brett]

That's why I went. The Marvel Universe. He dabbled in it.

[John Holmberg]

You still realize what you did? You licked and you took the ice cream away. I don't know why he was in that. Hey, Brett, remember that awesome movie he was in with the superheroes? No. I do. What was it? Iron Man 2. Nope. The Avengers. Incorrect. Thanks. For playing your own Jeopardy. Brady's both host and contestant in his own games and he's losing. Don't dabble with Redford's death. With unknowns.

[Brett]

I gotta dabble again.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't he in that one movie? Okay, go. What do you got?

[Brett]

That spy thriller with Brad Pit. I like that movie.

[John Holmberg]

What's it called?

[Brett]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

I'm bringing it up.

[Brady]

Christ.

[John Holmberg]

You were the. On second thought, let's not let Brady eulogize Robert Redford. You can't. You can't.

[Brett]

You know that.

[John Holmberg]

You're not going to speak.

[Brett]

Oh, that one.

[John Holmberg]

You know that one he did with Brad Pitt. Legal Eagles. That was. And Daryl Hannah. Rumor has it he banged both of them.

[Brady]

The way we were.

[John Holmberg]

The way we were. He nailed Streisand in that one. Yuck. Yeah, he's used a lot of them. But that is a. That's an American legend. That is. That's one of those. You know. And will there be people out there, like, they.

[Brady]

Spy game, Brady.

[Brett]

There we go.

[John Holmberg]

Spy game. I've never. I don't even know that one.

[Brady]

2001.

[John Holmberg]

Was it good?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You liked it? Yep. Like, loved it, Liked it or liked it?

[Brady]

Or three stars?

[John Holmberg]

Was it a Brady movie? Like. Or was it just a. Ooh.

[Brett]

These guys go four stars on that one.

[John Holmberg]

Four out of five stars. That's two stars to a normal person. We'll see if that's any good. Or not. I don't remember that one at all. Not even a little bit. Maybe I saw it. I don't think so. Not one of that stands out. You're big on B sides. That's not one that really pops free. What's the first thing you think of with Robert Redford? You mentioned the Jeremiah Johnson, which.

[Brett]

I don't know that Butch Cassidy.

[John Holmberg]

What's Jeremiah Johnson?

[Brett]

He was a frontiersman in the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you and your dad saw that?

[Brett]

Trapper Hunter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. That sounds awful.

[Brett]

Battling the Indians.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's what you like. Because as a kid, you were deadly afraid.

[Brett]

He was on good side of some of the tribes. And then there was one he became, you know, back then, if you have a fight with an Indian back then.

[John Holmberg]

In the 70s, you're talking.

[Brett]

It was an honor to. They used to go after each other, send assassins after him.

[John Holmberg]

That the Indians try to kill him.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

For trying to slaughter.

[Brett]

And then there's a tribe that respects him because he's.

[John Holmberg]

He's slaughtering there.

[Brett]

Yeah. It's based on a true story.

[John Holmberg]

That's. But back in the 70s, it was okay to make movies where he slaughtered a bunch of Indians and became a hero.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, yeah.

[Brett]

Back and forth, though. Indians could slaughter the frontiers.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah. Well, the Indians were supposed to, but that was. That's. That makes more sense to me to make. Like, they never make the Indian hero movie. When he slaughtered frontiersman. That's always. That's very rarely the good guy.

[Brett]

And he married an Indian, took an Indian bride.

[John Holmberg]

He had a savage squaw is what he did. And they murdered her. Well, yeah, for banging whitey. And they made him bad guys for doing it, even though she was basically a traitor. Back in the days, if you were a woman who was an Indian and you dabbled with the whites, you were asking for it. I mean, that's. I don't know.

[Brett]

Only one. I think I know that. Like, it worked out pretty well. I don't know. Pocahontas or Sacagaway.

[John Holmberg]

Sacagaway. They were both hostages. They stole them way back to England. You're a God. I don't think that story is anywhere near the truth. No way. You don't just go. Any Indians want to tag along through terrifying, treacherous unknowns.

[Brett]

You're my wife.

[John Holmberg]

I'll go with. We're going to marry you. Both of us going to nail you, too. Yeah. Okay. Louis, here, have a blanket. Let's do this. Here. Yeah. You get her one of the good blankets. I don't want to hear a bitch about how cold it is the whole time. Yeah. I don't think either be Pocahontas or Sacawea. We got the truth on that. Everything was just going along swimmingly well with the Indian girl and two white guys on a river through the unknown that didn't. That doesn't fly. And everything was wonderful. And in fact, they married her. Did she say yes? Of course she did. She was lucky enough to be with whites. It was a nightmare for an Indian to try to be with white people. I'd like to sit in a native. I hate to say this phrase in an Indian school. It's a road now, so there's got to be one. And have them tell their stories to us, their versions about what happened with Pocahontas and Sacagawea. Because there's no effing way that's going to be our.

[Brett]

Our interpreter.

[Brady]

Are you going to sit in the style, too, while you're there, too?

[John Holmberg]

Crisscross applesauce, they call it. Yes. I think that was the name of the guy who first sat that way. I am Chief Crisscross. Applesauce. I'm just going to call that Indian stuff known. I prefer crisscross applesauce.

[Brady]

These styles a little shorter.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, you're right. It does kind of expedite process of sitting Indian style. It is until the 90s when people get weird. Yeah. Indian style. I don't know how that offended anybody. So Indian sad. I guess if they had black style sitting, it would have been. I don't know that that's a thing, actually. But if they had a specific. I know. But if like, you know, Mexican sitting or. I guess that is offensive when you're like, why do you just say, we can do it? That I can't do it anymore. I tried to sit Indian style the other day. I look like a pair of broken scissors. I was actually literally on the other day sitting at the floor going, can I still Indian style? It is uncomfortable. My legs. My legs. Don't do it. I can do it. But I got to kind of maneuver like this is that I don't just fold up like I did before. Yeah. It's getting a little bit strange. Anyway. Robert Redford's dead. Old Jeremiah Johnson in a movie that no one saw. Brady and his dad. That's a good man there, Brady. You know, he killed a lot of injured and he took an engine. Bride. That's good stuff right there. Brady's got me choking on my water with his knowledge of crap. I remember all the dumb ones. Yeah. Avengers and Jeremiah Johnson. It's like the last four movies on his list. You picked two of them. If on his deathbed you said, which movies don't you want us to talk about? Avengers and Jeremiah. Jeremiah Johnson.

[Brady]

Don't forget Spy game with Brad.

[John Holmberg]

Spy games down there. Pretty far, but not as bad. It's okay to mention it, but it's. It wasn't. But Legal Eagles is another one. Let's not talk about that.

[Brady]

I forgot about Brubaker.

[John Holmberg]

Brubaker was good.

[Brady]

Yeah, Morgan.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. That was kind of cool. I did, too. Forget about Brubaker. That's not bad. There's no Jeremiah Johnson. Didn't have an engine, bro.

[Brett]

Not even close.

[John Holmberg]

I question all that stuff about, you know, those heroic, you know, Daniel Boone and all that stuff. I know they're American heroes and I love that History goes to the victor. So don't get me wrong. The story lives.

[Brett]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

But in reality, let's go back and say, does that make sense to anyone? You. You had to be like. You couldn't just walk from, you know, Springfield, Illinois, up to where Chicago Is without encountering like seven or eight tribes. And they even hated each other. But when whitey came through, they saw bad news. I watched Dances with Wolves. They were skeptical. You don't take an Indian woman from the tribe and just go, I'm gonna drive around. It's like taking a teenager across state.

[Brett]

He was gifted. His bride, they had to gave him. He didn't want her.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, is that right? Yeah, because she's an Indian and the.

[Brett]

Guy'S like, you gotta take her, else you're strung up on the pole.

[John Holmberg]

So again, an insult being a realist historian. Essentially, they were saying, take the craziest bitch out of here. She's driving us all nuts. You can have her.

[Brett]

It was a chief's daughter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And she was nuts. She had to be. She had schizophrenia.

[Brett]

She was pretty hot.

[John Holmberg]

No, in the movie she was bipolar in real life. And the tribe couldn't take it anymore. All she did was scream. And the mood. Sweet mood swings. She drives us crazy. Give her to whitey.

[Brett]

But John, you know, it worked out because they eventually fell in love.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. In the movie, before she was slaughtered. By what? Somewhere he drug her. I'm gonna take your daughter across the state lines there. Chief doesn't care about his daughter.

[Brett]

Build a beautiful cabin next to a stream.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, Jeremiah, she's all yours. You seem like a good whitey.

[Brett]

And if it wasn't for the army saying, would you take us through this passage?

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brett]

Which was Indian burial. Burial ground.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. Anyway, Terrible movie, Brady. Very. Probably the most. Probably Robert Redford's most racist work, I would guess, if we watched it now. I bet you it didn't age well.

[Brady]

Jeremiah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Brady's favorite.

[Brett]

Oh, it's good.

[John Holmberg]

I doubt it. Yeah, he's like his mom when it comes to this. It's like, let's just not talk about what this really means. It's fun. I'm a big one for. You know, the revisionist History always interests me. Because it does. It's the truth. We don't know real history. It goes to whoever won the battle. Whoever wins tells the story. So it does. We never got the truth of any of this stuff.

[Brett]

Well, what was good about that one? Is it basically you respect both. You respect the Indians. I mean, that was his part of doing the movie.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brett]

Saying, look, it was us that are taking over their land in a way.

[John Holmberg]

Part of the movie, though, is him just running around slaughtering the bad Indians.

[Brett]

Yeah, Most of his. Most of him is. But it's self defense.

[John Holmberg]

They're coming after, of course, he was just minding his own business.

[Brett]

Otherwise he wanted to be a mountain man.

[John Holmberg]

Is it a trailer?

[Brett]

Nobody knows whereabouts he come from and.

[John Holmberg]

Don'T seem to matter much.

[Brett]

He was a young man and ghosty.

[John Holmberg]

Stories about the tall hills didn't scare him none. Bought him a good horse traps another truck that went with being a mountain man and said goodbye to whatever life was down there below. It's already boring trailer. Worse than I thought. Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson. Jeremiah Johnson. You saw this? Oh, yeah. How bad was life in the early 70s?

[Brett]

You are.

[John Holmberg]

You're the same pilgrim I've been hearing for 20 days and smelling for three. This is horrible trouble.

[Brett]

1972.

[John Holmberg]

I know. They had ideas then. What? Take him?

[Brett]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I wouldn't know how to. Some lady gives his kids because her family got slaughtered by Indians. Yeah. She's like, yeah, yeah. Dreadful savage.

[Brett]

There's no way she's gonna survive.

[John Holmberg]

And then he's got a young boy.

[Brett]

Is this Hatchet Jack?

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I'm done watching this. You've seen this. This is ridiculous. Brett, this is just the trailer. Oh my God. When does he get the slaughter? Indians in the trailer. To really get the bogans interested where.

[Brett]

It happens, he takes the dam, Union swords.

[John Holmberg]

Union soldiers. He's fighting the Civil War too.

[Brett]

The calvary.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry.

[Brett]

So it'd be the. They're going in into the western territory.

[John Holmberg]

You will get married. She is an Indian.

[Brett]

There she is.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Yeah. This isn't at all racist. And cursed and tried to kill. You know what I'm glad for right now that Robert Redford isn't here to see this. Oh, man.

[Brett]

One of his best perform.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Is it? There he is slaughtering some savages. Brady and his dad standing up, throwing popcorn. Get him. Get him out of our country. Go back home. Indians, wherever that is. That was good time.

[Brett]

Wolves.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah. Of course. He's fighting wolves.

[Brett]

Part of being up in the mountains.

[John Holmberg]

Brady, when you were selling this movie to me verbally, I wasn't interested. Now that I've actually seen some of it, I'm less interested. I don't know how you did that. This looks awful.

[Brett]

Took it to the next level, John.

[John Holmberg]

Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson. We're sorry. Some say he's dead.

[Brett]

Sixth grade in Wyoming.

[John Holmberg]

You guys took this too far.

[Brett]

Well, they have a memorial for him.

[John Holmberg]

You guys didn't. Family trek. That wasn't part of the plan.

[Brett]

It was. No, My dad was on a hunt.

[John Holmberg]

But he knew where Jeremiah Johnson was buried.

[Brett]

We happened to be going through the town.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't. You didn't happen to anything you knew Your dad.

[Brett]

He must have.

[John Holmberg]

Your dad planned a trip to go where? That movie said paid respect. Yeah, he's a good man down there. He slaughtered a lot of Injuns, Brady. And he took one as his bride. He won one over. That's how smooth he was. Smooth talking white. Anyway, Brady, let's go out there and pretend to be little Jeremiah Johnson's of our own. I got my hat on, Dad. I know what to do. My fake beard. I'm Lil Jeremiah Johnson. Take that engine. How many times you say that?

[Brett]

As a little boy, I was a. I always. Always a fan of the Indian.

[John Holmberg]

You wanted to play growing up?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Did you? So when you played cowboys and Indians as a kid, you were. You were the savage?

[Brett]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

And what. How did you act that out?

[Brett]

My brother wore a cowboy hat for years.

[John Holmberg]

He was pretty.

[Brett]

He went through a couple of years where you weren't sure that was his willie. Well, I mean, I'm younger.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you're saying every day.

[Brett]

Yeah, my mom would have to. I remember growing up. Well, I don't remember that much, but no.

[John Holmberg]

You know, he would even.

[Brett]

Like when he had to take a bath.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

He'd still want to keep his cowboy hat on.

[John Holmberg]

Get the out of here. Is that real?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Tom, the one I've met. You don't have another brother that was in the attic or something?

[Brett]

Genius.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Yeah. He's the really smart, good one.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Tom, you don't have an attic brother.

[Brett]

My dad brought back a cowboy hat from one of the.

[John Holmberg]

Tom's hat.

[Brett]

It was like his favorite hat.

[John Holmberg]

He wore it to school.

[Brett]

He'd wear it anywhere he could possibly get away with it.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Brett]

Yeah, he didn't want to take it off.

[John Holmberg]

Like 10. How old was.

[Brett]

No, he wasn't. He was probably four or five.

[John Holmberg]

But you were there for two of the years, but you had to be older than that.

[Brett]

No, because I was. I was probably two or three, but I don't remember the addiction years. I just saw. I just saw the. The addiction years to the hat.

[John Holmberg]

When Tom couldn't tear the cowboy hat off in central Ohio in the 70s, 60s and 70s. Okay, man. Yeah. So yeah, they had to worry that he was special.

[Brady]

I got nothing original.

[Brett]

Woody.

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Did he go with you to Jeremiah Johnson and the two. You just lost your minds every time you saw somebody Brown for like a year?

[Brett]

I don't know if he was. I think he liked the film too, but I can't remember if he was on that trip or not because we went twice. I don't. We didn't go the second time.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't go on the Jeremiah.

[Brett]

I wasn't sure if he was on the Jeremiah.

[John Holmberg]

Indian trapping trip to Wyoming.

[Brett]

Sixth grade and ninth grade.

[John Holmberg]

That's crazy. Anyway, I remember the natural. Yeah, I remember the good ones. Loaded with racism.

[Brett]

No Jeremiah Johnson.

[Brady]

So Brady gets pissed when everybody calls him Chief.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. See, it all comes together. How you doing, Chief? Yeah, you got a lot of nerve there, Injun. I'm Jeremiah Johnson, mister. What the hell is this guy talking about? Where did his brother come with that little tiny hat? There's a snake in my boot. You live in a cartoon. You're a strange man. But always appreciate it. Does Tom ever talk about the cowboy hat years?

[Brett]

Would you?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

We laugh.

[John Holmberg]

He does. Does he laugh about it or is it hurt? Is he deep down want to be buried in it or something? Have you talked to him about that? Like if I'll ask him that when he's out here visiting.

[Brett]

I don't think he still has a hat.

[John Holmberg]

Does he kind of want it back on Sometimes. Does he, like, see him when he's in Arizona going.

[Brett]

Yeah, maybe that's why he doesn't come.

[John Holmberg]

Out too often, because he gets too. It's like being a drug addict amongst cocaine. Like he wants to be in it. Take him to Cave Creek or Wickenburg and just have him. Have him walk around. I bet you that hat pops right back. Oh, man, forget it.

[Brady]

Or Gilbert Ortega. He'll get pissed off in there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, just start.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

Stuff off shelves. Savages screaming at everybody. Turquoise.

[Brett]

Come out the weekend. And Prescott when they have the cowboy poetry.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Eating beans and listen to poems. Turquoise is the stone of the savage. I won't have it. We got to get Tom out here and dress him up once and just see if it starts again. Well, like, if you just press.

[Brett]

I know your dad did a little.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my dad. My dad in costume still.

[Brett]

He would go to. What was it? Rod's Western Palace. Then mail order one, though.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, Not Cabela's, but.

[Brett]

No, it was a Western wear. He would order stuff out of there. He'd get like the.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'd.

[Brett]

Cowboy hat.

[John Holmberg]

At the very least, though, my dad's doing it in Texas. Sounds like in Columbus, Ohio. You're in a duster, you're a murderer. He.

[Brett]

I think my dad felt he was a little Clint Eastwood like your dad did. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Brett]

Because he's a hunter and Clint was a hunter. Well, just the western side. Like, he'd wear similar outfits every now.

[John Holmberg]

And like a hunter of animals, not a hunter of Indians, which was.

[Brett]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Clint did. In the movies. Yeah. Your dad didn't feel like that, I hope. Maybe a little bit. He probably had feelings about Indians. That would be uncomfortable.

[Brett]

I just remember he bought the. I forget what you call it. The. Like a Mexican serape in a way. You know, that Clint war and high plains drifter.

[John Holmberg]

And he dressed up. What was going on with you people?

[Brett]

That was for like a Halloween.

[John Holmberg]

Wait, they're the original. Was. Was it.

[Brett]

He might have slipped it on every now and then.

[John Holmberg]

He wore that thing out a couple of times.

[Brett]

The Saturday afternoon naps he and Bunny.

[John Holmberg]

Would take, he would wear his dress and Hungry Herman, he'd pop into hungry hermits.

[Brett]

Woman.

[John Holmberg]

We'Re here for the tots. And don't skimp. The boy gets angry. Brady Bogan, everybody. Brady Bogan. I don't know the hell went on in that house, like, through his brother had a retarded boy cowboy hat phase in Columbus. I bet you he got his ask kicked a lot for that.

[Brett]

It's. It's. You still see kids every now and then have their. Well, the ones that will wear like, Woody pajamas in the.

[John Holmberg]

Woody pajamas are different. If you started wearing them every day.

[Brett]

They want to wear them the whole day.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you tell them no. If. If my kid was like, you go.

[Brett]

Through the phase where, you know, it's kind of funny for a while, like two or three.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's not. Yeah, no. Two or three. Maybe you get them in and out of the. Oh, he just loves that. But you're talking about five, six years old.

[Brett]

You'll see.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brett]

The grocery store with a cape on.

[John Holmberg]

Everything okay? I did. I went to George Yang's once, and there was a boy dressed as a pirate at a Chinese restaurant, which made me think I was on ayahuasca for about a few minute and a half. I'm like, why is this? I wanted to go so badly, go to that table and just go, why in like the middle of August is that boy dressed as a pirate and nobody else at the table is?

[Brett]

He loves it.

[John Holmberg]

You're catering to his obsessions and his delusions. You have to stop. That's right. Patrick just said John Jeremiah Johnson's responsible for that very famous Jiffy Gif. Because the movies I kind of wear. No, it's Robert Redford giving you the. Yep, that's right. And it's just a close up of it. That's. I've gotten that several times. But because of my. My lack of desire to celebrate the slaughter of Indians, I never really cared for Jeremiah Johnson.

[Brady]

Thank God for Jeremiah Johnson. I don't know how your life would be without that gift.

[John Holmberg]

Christ, no kid of mine's ever leaving the house in a cowboy. I don't care how cute the wife thinks it is. Oh, it's adorable. We are not leaving the h. He. I am not. He looks retarded. I don't want people to think that he's special. Yeah. The more Brady describes his family, the more reinforcement it gives to the Aussie definition of what a bogan is. That's right. It's the Aussie word for hillbilly. You're especially young man Brady. And the loss of Robert Redford has brought on lots of psychiatric bills. Do you think your brother's gonna pop the hat on today in honor of the loss of Mr. Redford or.

[Brett]

I'm gonna text him. Of this age. You see Jeremiah Johnson? Yeah, he's in class right now.

[John Holmberg]

Well, is he? Did he take the day off now? He got the bad news? No. Had to storm out, put his duster on and wander around the streets of Cleveland.

[Brett]

He didn't go down that route. It was just a cowboy hat and that was it.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know. He might. It's almost like being a transvestite in the 70s. He'd like, he'd sneak a cowboy hat and a duster on some spurs and walk around the house privately when no one was home.

[Brett]

Only the hat.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know that he walks the.

[Brady]

Streets of Cleveland with a cowboy hat.

[John Holmberg]

He will after today. Because you know what? He's getting older.

[Brett]

It was. It was Columbus back. He didn't take it up.

[John Holmberg]

But he's in Cleveland now and he's about to go it. I'm doing it. I'm gonna live my true self. And what Robert Redford did, he lived his dream in the natural. And then even when people said, you're too old, it's over. He's like, now I'm a cowboy. The steel horse I ride. Oh, that would be great if your teacher snapped and lost it. He was always had a dream of being a cow. You should text him right now and go, don't you wish you had a cowboy hat?

[Brett]

Time to put your hat back on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, wear your cowboy hat. Start wearing it around. What's the harm? When you're old, you just look like you know. And when you're Old. It's interesting. You still could be mentally challenged, but it's interesting. A guy walking around with cowboy. My friend Jordan jokingly, I thought, said we were going to watch the Game 6 of the NBA Finals at a place. And Jordan called, and he goes, I'll go down there. Should I wear the cowboy hat? And I'm like, yeah, because you're retarded. That's a good idea. Go ahead and do that. And we went over to Twin Peaks in Tempe Marketplace, and sure enough, I walk in there, and there's Jordan in a cowboy hat, like, what the hell are you doing? And Jordan goes, chicks dig this. And I'm like, no one digs this, Brett Michaels. Comb your hair. If you were in Cave Creek, maybe if you're gonna put a costume on, but you look like a crazy person at the Twin Peaks. And I don't think he recognized the facetious nature in which people were saying, nice hat. Walk by the table with a nice hat. And then he. And then he'd be like, see? And then I'm like, did you hear him? Two steps later, Jackass. Yeah, you see that? The waitress came and brought you an extra ice cream sundae because she thought you were a make a wish kid with a bunch of normal dudes. There were the three of us. It was my friend Anthony, his buddy, brother B, me, and then Woody from Toy Story sitting at the table just eating the fried pickles. I'm like, he was the first cowboy to ever eat fried pickles. Anyway, if you're in a cowboy hat right now, I hope you're doing something cowboy. Like, if you're just in a cowboy hat walking around, you're crazy. Speaking of crazy, I think I have a theory needs to be fleshed out a little bit. But I'm starting to think that a lot of violent crime could be stopped if someone just gave the guy a better haircut. There was another person last night that got a mug shot, killed his stepfather here in Avondale, I think. And the picture of him is just awful hair. And. And then I started to look at mug shots. You can see mug shots again on. On. I forget the site. It's a. My friend sent me the link, and I'm looking, but they've made mug shots public again, which was a big controversy with. They. Remember we used to look at them all the time and they'd publish them.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And then they stopped because they said it was against.

[Brett]

Occasionally, if you saw, hey, I know that dude, right?

[John Holmberg]

You'd have a few people we saw him, like, I've met him, he's friends of the show. And then they stopped doing it. Now they're doing it again. But mug shots are like violent criminals or people who snap are often people with just absolutely terrible hair cuts. Like, they still have hair.

[Brett]

If you have create another job, maybe someone that. For mug shots, they have someone that.

[John Holmberg]

A stylist.

[Brett]

Hair and makeup.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but I think it's a thing. I think if you've got really bad hair, and I know this from having had really bad hair and finally just shaving it, that it's that stringy, weird. I'm bald, but I won't admit it. Hair. I think that's like a Minority Report way of saying if you piss this person off, it's like, it's almost like being a short person. There's anger involved and they. They will snap easier. You look at mug shots, there's an awful lot of. That guy look, oh, my God, he killed his stepfather. Now, I could have looked at his hair and said, this is not going a good direction. Guilty. Guilty immediately. Right? That's what I was saying last night when I saw this on the news. I'm like, well, he's guilty. And why do you think he's guilty? Because of his hair. So then I started to do the math in my head and I'm like, is hair is there. Has there been a study where on a mug shot, you look at a guy and his hair is bad enough that you don't even need a jury? This dude looks insane, and it's all hair. If he did his hair right, he might look a little like Cillian Murphy. But the way his hair is, he looks a little like kind of mid transition. Bruce Jenner. It's hair. There's something here. I'm on to something here. I think there needs to be some sort of a forensic scientist that looks into mug shots and says most violent crimes are committed by people either 5, 8, or shorter or just ridiculously bad male pattern baldness that they won't admit is happening. And they try to cover it up.

[Brady]

When your U turns go that far up, it's. Those are shaven. I mean, you got to comb forward. Look at this guy.

[John Holmberg]

Those aren't U turns. That. Those are two parallel lines. Like this dude's law sides of his horrible hairpiece kept that weird center thing. He combs that down. And this like, he didn't even, like, brush it back for the picture. He's still tr. And that's a bad thing too. When you're Going bald and you try to grow more hair off the sides and stuff. I think I'm on to something here. Now again, I haven't worked this out all the way through. I'm pretty sure if your hair is ridiculously bad and you still try with it. I was worried about Doug Hopkins for a little while but he straightened it all out. This. Yeah, this is photo 25 year old Zachary Parker. That's his booking photo. I don't think they take but I don't think his stepson can't they photoshop that shoes and was threatening him and his wife. You'd think maybe they would touch it upon officers heard some gunshots before Parker came out. We put him in a glam ring and. Or maybe just at least a ring light. But there's nothing you can do about that dude's hair that makes anything better. I'm onto something with this. This guy says, john, you have no hair, you have no room to talk and I'm a short guy. That's why you're angry Mike. That's why you got mad at this theory. I don't have hair because I'm normal. I looked at my hair and said I look like a murderer. I have to get rid of this mess. It was. It was a. It was a disaster.

[Brett]

I think at one time maybe if you could have the. The full comb over you would have gone for me just out of novelty side.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett]

Could have the one with.

[John Holmberg]

No. It's just part murderer immediately. Comb overs are people. You can't. You cannot trust them. They're lying to you with their appearance. They start their first impression with a lie and it's a bad lie. Like you can see it. Like you think we don't see that you're trying to lie to me right away about what and who you are with that swoop. I'm so glad baldness just. I feel like I was on the forefront of that. I started shaving my wispy mess off in the mid-90s and people were like he's crazy. He shaved his head. And that's when I started to realize it has something to do with it. I would walk in to stores and people thought I was insane because I had shaved my head. Like that's. It wasn't. There weren't a lot of people doing it then. Black guys were doing it but whitey wasn't. Whitey was a terrorist or a murderer. But now it's. Yeah, now it's swung away where bald guys are normal and anybody who has that wispy weird crap hanging on. Remember John Gordon's hair?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Holy smokes. We had to talk him out of that skull. It was a. He was short and had that hair quality. He was going to kill someone. If he'd have kept that another five years, his brain waves and his chemical makeup would have been completely altered and he'd have tried to murder people. When I was out with Thriller and his buddy, and we went to the rah rah room and his buddy took his hat off. And I'm like, what's going on? What are you talking about? I'm like, that's the worst hair I've ever seen in my life. You have nothing left. And he goes, come on, I gotta hang onto it while I got it. And I'm like, it's. You're way past that. And then I was having, like, waitresses. The waitresses would come by and be like, what do you think of this guy's hair? You gotta shave that off. Like, exactly. That's why I wear a hat. I'm like, stop. And he took the hat off and he was all sweaty underneath. If he had a mug shot, you'd be like, guilty. I looked at him in person and thought, he's guilty of something. Even Thriller, to a certain degree. When his hair's not right, he's still.

[Brady]

Hanging on that Lee Harvey look, you know, he does.

[John Holmberg]

Your hair says a lot. Hair is like. Like you can tell somebody you knew.

[Brett]

He's held on to it for a long time. And Scott, wait. James Cromwell.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but he's like 90. It's different.

[Brett]

Well, but he's had that for a long time.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but he doesn't look crazy. I'm not saying all of it. I'm saying you can definitely see the ones.

[Brett]

You're like, oh, thins to the point where, like, why are you keeping that?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, this guy says, I have a friend with a comb over and he wears a cowboy hat. He's going to kill someone. Is my. My theory of that is, Antonio, unfriend him in real life. You do it on social media all the time. It's time we started to unfriend some of these people. Every. You can tell, you know what I'm talking about, it's not just going bald. That's fun. Something. That Toledo's losing his hair, but he's doing it in a real good way. Like, he's got the big U turns, but he's keeping it together.

[Brett]

Keeps it tight.

[John Holmberg]

Keeps it nice and tight. And you don't look at him and think you're going bald. You think, oh, still has hair. I don't know how you do that. I couldn't hide mine. Mine was wispy and weird, like this dude who was on the news last night. Brett is out of the conversation. Son of a.

[Brady]

Somebody found a picture of Brady's brother back in the day.

[John Holmberg]

It's something about Mary when they went costume shopping and came out as a cowboy that. Did he have a little leather vest, too? Just the hat, chaps. Just a hat. And it was a couple years.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And the family talks about it. So you were just a baby, but they were worried. Even your family was like, we better worry about this. And they turned a blind eye to just about everything, as you know. Oh, that's fine. That's a phase. That's normal. Cowboy hat Tommy is. I bet you it went on longer than you're saying, too. I bet she was probably seven or eight after the third beating at school. Your dad's like, well, maybe this isn't such a. Turns out it's the hat. Yeah. It's because your son looks nuts and the family's not doing anything about it. Could you imagine going to school at Rhodes and one of the kids, like the FAA kids did at Gilbert? Gilbert when I went there, that was back when you went to high school and that was just farmland. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brett]

There is nothing.

[Brady]

Mormons and cowboys was all that was out there.

[John Holmberg]

It was still hilarious. I remember going to Little League all Stars, and we played the Gilbert team, and they showed up in their uniforms with cowboy hats and took their cowboy hats off to put baseball caps on for the game. I don't like these farming weirdos. But that's not Gilbert anymore. No, not. They don't have the farmers.

[Brett]

And farmers in the Midwest, rarely. Was it a cowboy hat.

[John Holmberg]

No, just a hat.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. My dad wears the costume of a cowboy sometimes, and it's. It's. It's off putting this Ayala. I'm pretty sure I've never met Highella, but I bet you he has a hat.

[Brett]

Engineer's hat.

[Brady]

I gotta get a selfie with him and Dan.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you know what? I'll text Dan this morning since. Oh, yeah. Do you and hi Yellow wear hats or share hats? Are you gay, dad? Do you have a lover named hi Yellow?

[Brady]

I'm Send a selfie.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I'll have dad do that. Dan and hi Yellow. Can I get a picture of high yellow? And for those of you just tuning into this and going, hey, you can't say that, that's the dude's name. He introduces himself as such. He looks like he's about 39. Turns out. Hi. Yellow is like 82 and he lifts donkeys for fun. Dude's a beast, man. Hi Yella. Now this is the moments in my life when I text my dad something like this and I get a really insensitive text back that high yellow is dead or something. Oh yeah, there has to be. There's going to be something weird that I just hit send. There has to be. There's going to be something weird that. Returns on me and Hyella had a falling out. Like one of the something, something's coming or he'll be hope not. The hell do you want a picture of him for? Like, just because I talk about him a lot and I've never actually seen him. I've seen him in pictures, but he's usually working the field, which is true. He and my dad are building stuff. Anyway, Robert Redford's gone. Brady's brother was retarded for two years.

[Brady]

Jeremiah Johnson.

[John Holmberg]

Jeremiah Johnson's the worst movie Robert Redford ever made. That Brady's gonna sell.

[Brett]

You gotta watch it this week.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry to the Native Americans. Native Americans are like liberal left with Charlie Kirk. As far as Robert Redford's death goes, there might be some celebrating at the casinos tonight. Jeremiah Johnson is dead again. Hey. Yeah, it's great. There's gonna be a vigil over there at the Desert Financial. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? And take a look in the mirror. Look at that hair. And maybe, you know, do a little self analysis. You got crazy people here. You might, you might. You might be on the wrong path.

[Brett]

We should go one day. Get the clippers and we'll do it for you.

[John Holmberg]

I will be the first to tell you as a man with terrible hair who shaved it way before I lost it because I knew I was gonna.

[Brett]

Lose that battle I didn't have over.

[John Holmberg]

But no, you were getting close to like battling the weird friar thing you had going on. How'd you get rid of that?

[Brett]

When I knew I couldn't grow my mohawk, that's when I.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the mohawk you tried to color in. You took crayons and what? Oh, I dare. He. He kept thinking he wasn't bald because he had hair.

[Brett]

Million dollars.

[John Holmberg]

So I met him for a million dollars. You grow a mohawk and I'll give you a million dollars. And he tried it, but the big patch in the back was empty. And he had some ladies paint. See, like, well, no You've got the fine little wisp. That's not a. This is a mohawk. And it was just a chunk of hair here and then a patch on the back of his neck. And then he went and got his eyebrows and his hair done. And he looked like a murderer. You looked like a murderer. And then he. And he's like no one noticed. But like I remember starting the show. Hey, welcome to Wednesday. I'm John. What the hell is wrong with you? What are you talking about? Like, what'd you do to your face?

[Brett]

I don't know what you're looking at.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what you're saying. Nobody's noticed anything but you. And then later in the conversation. Kirby's afraid of me right now. She was like six. He was scared of daddy because he came running around with Krylon head. Anyway, let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800 a good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake Up, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Peter]

You thought that was funny?

[John Holmberg]

All that morning sickness.

[Peter]

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[John Holmberg]

To you. To you, Peter.

[Peter]

Homer's morning sadness. Gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you puke. They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John Bratt and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us hobs but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on contravent see who's Bobby and Johnny's not. They think dua lipa's great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homer's your sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Makes them laugh, makes em cry. In all seriousness and fun. Make your cockris with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha ha. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over like a blue pill. They're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closer's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel what you want. When they are done, make your cock rise with the sun. Culver's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up. Yeah. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big rip Radio Sky G sign.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks. Miles to nowhere. That's Katie and Hobbs rounding out there. You know, we're closing in on that October, November time of year where we do this all over again. What Playo. Oh, I know. I think it's only like 70 days to play to you. It's 100 days to Christmas. Suck on that for five seconds. We are starting tomorrow inside of 100 days to Christmas. Yikes. All right, everybody, here we go again. You heard it here first. Who was right and who didn't do a thing about it? You. Tom Brady was in the booth last night with the Raiders OC Evidently Chip Kelly and him talked three, four times a day.

[Brett]

He was in the row above.

[John Holmberg]

He was in the row above him. But it was all business in the coaches box, listening to the plays getting called, making comments and doing anything else. He was there and their offense didn't look very good. So eventually he's going to have some chats. He was. He's very close to. He's a 5% minority owner in the Raiders. And I've been saying this for about three months now. Tom Brady. We need to keep a close eye on Tom Brady. Tom Brady's the dog that bit someone years ago and did some damage. And then you're like, oh, he's fine now. You still have to keep your eye on that dog. You never. I have a dog named Yardley. Three legged dog. Went through hell as a puppy. Not sure if she was a bait dog or just abused, but she lost her whole front shoulder. She's a sweetheart to me. She sometimes doesn't like other people. And I keep my eye. If I ever have her out of the house, she's in a mother muzzle. She has bitten other dogs. Mine. And she has done some damage. And she, she, when she was younger, took a swing at a few people. Like we can't keep her around people anymore. Put a muzzle on Yardley just because now she is now, you know, she's 10 now, much calmer. You don't get that same kind of feeling around her. Guess what? I still do. I still muzzle her. So she's got a history.

[Brett]

She's got the abilities.

[John Holmberg]

You just don't know. And I don't want to find out. She's still got that in her. I don't believe she does. Does. But I take her out of those situations. I don't put her in those situations. Tom Brady is that. He's got this job with Fox. You heard me break this down before. He has a team of Fox employees now because he's not allowed to meet before games. He broadcasts with any of the players or coaches because he could glean information out of those interviews of games he's broadcasting. They know they shouldn't be doing it, or he'd be allowed in those. And everybody goes, oh, it's no big deal. It's no big deal. Then why isn't he allowed to go to the pregame meetings during the week? Why isn't he allowed to go on the facility? And if you've ever driven past the Cardinals practice facility, there's a fence. There are oleanders. There is a green sheet over the fence. They have a bubble dome for when they work on plays. Basic fields are for working out. No drones allowed in the area. Why? Because in the NFL, and I think Tom might know something about this, the guys are known to cheat a lot. I know. And the one who got caught the most is now an owner of a team. And he's getting people like, well, he's not allowed in the meetings. What can he do? I don't know. Brett Fessley, I ask you this. If you're the guy going in by proxy for Tom to these meetings with, let's say, oh, I don't know, he's going to do a Denver Broncos game, a division rival, and he goes in and you're like, hey, Brett, here's 100 grand, you know, get some video for me or do something like this.

[Brady]

No problem, chief.

[John Holmberg]

No problem.

[Brady]

IPhone ready.

[John Holmberg]

We've got this. Well, they're only putting in plays for that. Yeah, but you know what? They're doing formations and packages with players. They're working on some stuff that only the broadcast team gets to see.

[Brett]

He only wants to interview the O.C.

[John Holmberg]

He'S cheating again. And he's doing it kind of right out in the open last night. He's sitting in the box. If Bill Bidwell walked on to Jerry Jones practice facility, and even if they don't have a game together, they'd stop everything and he'd be asked to leave. No one from another team is allowed on your practice facility at all, at any time, because they don't know why you're there. You're up to something. And Tom Brady sat there last night calling some offensive plays with Chip Kelly. They evidently chat the entire time, Two.

[Brett]

Or three times a week.

[John Holmberg]

Two or three times when they made a point of it during the broadcast. There he is. Of course, he doesn't have a lot of time to go to games anymore because he's got a Sunday job with Fox. That's right where he's just passing information on about other things that have happened. It's an easy cheat. And he. Look, I'm not saying I'm 100% sure he's cheating, but if there's anybody to keep an eye on when it comes to, hey, this is an open door to skirting the system. He's the one Michael Vick hanging around the Humane Society. Maybe he's got great intentions. Somebody needs to wrangle him up and get him away. Just in case he's got a penchant for the old days. Tom Brady likes two things. Kissing his son on the lips, possibly with some tongue, and cheating in football. That's what he loves. He was great at both. Tongue kissing his son and cheating at football. And here we are watching him sit up there again. And I will not clutch my pearls and I will not feign surprise. The day they say, oh, Tom was passing on information to the Raiders OC from something he got off at one of his broadcast meetings. Guarantee you something, right?

[Brett]

Wonder if it's his way of trying to get out of the broadcasting here.

[John Holmberg]

He ain't trying to get out of that. He's a double agent. Brady. You got to keep an eye on double agents. I don't even like. Like this Sunday when the Steelers played The Seahawks and DK Metcalf dropped like 3B easy passes. And I'm like, is he a double agent? Did he come all the way over here just to help the Seahawks get an extra? Do they have other players that have left the thing? Just say, all right, double agents. I don't trust him and I don't trust Tom Brady and neither should you. Always have a raised eyebrow towards him. Always. And it's weird. And they're starting to bring stories out going, is this, is this okay? Tom Brady in the coaching box tonight can't do Sunday games because of Fox broadcast gigs, but the Monday Night Football game, he can. That's not normal, man. Mark my words, you heard it here first. Something's going to come from this. And maybe it will be that he can't do the Fox games anymore. But no other 5% owner is in the coach's box bringing information. And again, he's so busy with his broadcast, how could he possibly know the ins and outs of the Raiders offense well enough to consult Chip Kelly two or three times a week? Oh, I know. Because he's out to getting information from other teams and bringing it back. It's jackassery at the highest level and nobody's saying anything but me, I remember saying it on the podcast I'm doing with Dale, the sports thing. And I said, you don't see a problem with this? Come on, Johnny. And I said, dale, let's see. Carmen from San Francisco comes wandering onto your facility and just starts walking around different. You guys would have beat him up.

[Peter]

Up.

[Brady]

Dale, of all people.

[John Holmberg]

He's been there. I know the Cardinals hide their place. They've been terrible for 50 years, and they still feel a need like. Like they still worry somebody's trying to steal something from them. Trust me, Cardinals, you're the trailer park of the NFL. You and the Browns don't need to put. You should. In fact, you should put clear glass around your practice facility, just so you know, nobody's looking. It would be easier just to move the one dude that might stare into the facility. Like, what's going on in there? Oh, that's where the Cardinals practice. The St. Louis Cardinals? No, no, the football one. Oh. Anyway, then you just move on. The Cardinals are worried somebody might steal their. Their practices. Ain't nobody stealing any Cardinal practices. They still buckle it down like it's Fort Knox. And Tom Brady, there he is with one hand in this pie and one hand in this pie, smiling, eating his TB12 shakes, just laughing at all of us. Well, not me. Tom Brady. I see it. I see it. And I put one more year on it before somebody says, this dude shouldn't be allowed to be doing this anymore. If he's gonna. He's gotta do one or the other. If he wants to be an owner, that's fine, but it's just. It's like a silent witness. You're not allowed at coaches boxes. And you can be up in the booth and stuff. You just. You collect a check, you've got no say in this thing. Or you quit the Fox game, which he gets $35 million a year for. It's gonna be a tough quit. I don't think he's pulling 35 million a year as a 5% minority interest guy with the Raiders. Maybe a few million, definitely.

[Brett]

But it's cost him right now.

[John Holmberg]

What, the Raiders thing? Yeah, maybe. Either way. And also, I mean, the Raiders, the tuck rule. Raider fans can't be okay with this. He's a double agent. He effed the Raiders out of a potential super bowl run back in 2001 with the worst call in football history. Smiled, laughed, and walked off the field, only to cheat really hard next year with videotapes and stuff like that. Next three years, then he just smiles. He goes Guess what I own now. The Raiders. And I'm gonna call some of the plays. I watched him call some plays last night. Raiders scored nine points. They look like garbage. When Tom Brady was there helping out. He hates the Raiders. He makes 35 million.

[Brett]

He's playing low right now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, 35 million with Fox to take 5% of his ownership and destroy the Raiders from the inside. I don't know what they were thinking. The Steelers would never put Ray Lewis in their ownership group. It's not happening. Happening when Lamar Jackson retires. The last thing I want to see is Lamar Jackson in the owner's box. I'm spot on.

[Brady]

Ray Rice isn't gonna be hanging out, you know.

[John Holmberg]

No, no. Lifer Raven is going to be a Steelers owner. John Harbaugh is not going to quit and go take the time. I went and owned some Steeler stuff like. No, you're not even allowed to own a jersey. You're not getting in this. Raider fans need to take some time off work. Probably get up there and start marching around your practice facility when Tom Brady's are going, you gotta go, dude, you're a bad. You're bad. That's just bad juju. No Yankees should own a Red Sock. That should never. Like, I just play for the Yanks now. I own the Red Sox. I get double agent. No, not saying. The Cardinals can have anybody they want. Anybody interested in throwing a few bucks that way. The car, you cross stream. There's nothing. There's no rivalry. There's. I mean, the 49ers, sort of, but there's been no, like, you stopped us from going to the Super Bowl. You bat. There's no, like, you don't think Kaepernick's gonna show up?

[Brady]

And Cardinals, they'd let him.

[John Holmberg]

Like, there's nobody that's like, we're not stealing from you, Cardinals. Don't worry about it. I mean, if I'm gonna steal from anything, it's gonna be the really wealthy one. I'm not going to steal from the Cardinals. That's like being in the Bengals and going, I'm going to take all their good stuff. Well, you don't have anything. You're in Cincinnati. You go to a cool town like Vegas or la. I mean, he goes back there. I mean, imagine, what would the Buffalo Bills do if Tom Brady was part owner? They'd revolt. They'd lose their minds. If Tom Brady was on their side, all of a sudden he's. He's going to ruin it. It.

[Brett]

It's amazing how it crossed over to him. I mean, Raiders I would put pretty high up as well. Like you're saying.

[John Holmberg]

They, they, they. The. The worst thing that ever happened to the Raiders in their history and they've had a few bad breaks was the tuck rule. I hate the Raiders. And I felt sorry for him that day. I still feel sorry for him when I think about it. Charles Woodson's career would have been a little bit more epic. He's already in the hump at that. Tuck rule was a great play. Four fourth, was it? Third down? Something like that. I don't know. It hits him. Oh, no, he was throwing the ball. He wasn't throwing the ball. Yeah, he was putting it back. Isn't that a fumble, though? When you take a ball and you try to hold it and you drop it, isn't that the definition of a fumble? Yeah, yeah, but his arm was moving. Well, it's a tuck rule. We got this new rule called the tuck rule. Terrible rule.

[Brett]

You should get Frank to ask Gruden.

[John Holmberg]

Gruden would hate it.

[Brett]

But he's got a. You know, Gruden potentially could be back into the mix here.

[John Holmberg]

He ain't going anywhere it near the NFL again. He would burn it down. No, his mouth would. He's got too many enemies on that. He hates suit him like crazy. Anyway, that's a thing. Another thing I know is that when. When there is a news story about you that says you don't play with dolls, you play with dolls. That's it. Stephen Miller, the advisor to the president. There's been several stories now.

[Brett]

What kind of dolls?

[John Holmberg]

Porcelain. So there were rumors. Evidently this guy's a little weird. If you've ever seen Stephen Miller talk. He's just. He's a little. He's intense. He's a bald dude. He looks a little bit like he could be from Mordor. Like he's got some evil Lord of the Rings looks about him. But they, you know, makes a lot of sense sometimes and sometimes he doesn't. And he's on the news talking away. Well, the left hates him so much that they started rumors about him playing with dolls a long time ago. The Obama administration like that dude. You've never seen him with his dolls. And they're like, ah, you're crazy. Well, the news broke yesterday and it's like White House. And the White House put out a press thing. White House insists Stephen Miller doesn't play with dolls. Well, then you'd play with dolls. There's no question about when adults say, oh, you don't have to worry about Brady, by the way. He doesn't play with dolls. Like, why'd you bring that up?

[Brett]

Press release.

[John Holmberg]

If we put out a press release right now that said Brett. So those. Everybody thinks Brett's those raggedy hands all day and then makes them talk to each other. That's insane. Like, we weren't talking. What are you. Why did you tell us that? Just in case you were thinking it. Well, I wasn't. Well, now put it to bed.

[Brady]

But now I am.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So now you know. Brett loves his raggedy hands. Oh, yeah. And he. Brady, doesn't dress like a woman. For anybody curious about it. We weren't. Well, let it be known then. Just in case you were. Just in case you were wondering about that.

[Brett]

You might have heard this.

[John Holmberg]

I'd like to squash that. The White House made a public announcement that Stephen Miller definitely does not play with dolls. He is. He is the deputy chief of staff for policy.

[Brett]

Does he collect them?

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't play with them, Brady. There's no reason even ask that. I mean, why would you collect him if you didn't play with him now? I don't at first when I read this, I'm like, oh, he's like a Star wars nerd. Like John Gordon.

[Brett]

Gordon, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Has a whole room at his house of Star wars stuff. Like 40 year old virgin. He plays with him shelves, I assume occasionally he has some battles when sweet Jackie's not home, Han and Greedo are going. And he makes him kiss and hump and stuff. He does. There's no question that every once in a while, Boba Fett takes the mask off and kisses Princess Leia. Then John goes, take that. You kissed your brother once. You're so big. I know what's going on here. I'm Darth Vader the three way. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh, oh, oh. And then the door swings open. I'm home. All right, everybody back in the box.

[Brett]

His brother hunger fat.

[John Holmberg]

Look at him. Ooh. Then he brings like a gremlin in for no reason and starts humping that. But there's no. I assume John Gordon's doing that. We all. You have a whole room dedicated to toys. Occasionally you're gonna go in there, play, play with them, I would hope. Now he's got a few he won't take out of the box. Obi Wan. That's staying in it. But I bet you even still, he takes the box out, makes the boxes hump. There's no other thing to do with toys. After a while, as a Grown man. You're like, let's go over here to the Tavern in Mos Eisley and have a couple of drinks.

[Brett]

Maybe he saves the package once and he goes with a LEGO version.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe then he puts the record on. So you're having a good drink? You're enjoying your drink? Me too. Maybe we should go in the back and talk about this bar. Hot. And then he's humping everybody in the bar and doing all sorts of crazy. That's what I think John Gordon does. Now, if we put out a press release without you knowing, John Gordon doesn't play with toys, you'd immediately go, okay, John Gordon's pretty heavy. Into the. Into the dollies. That's gonna ruin this guy. There's not. There's not a lot you can do. If there's a press release that absolutely says you don't do something immediately, that's what it means. You do. And Stephen Miller is a weird dude. He's way too smart for his own good, and he's a strange man. But, you know, they came out and said White House official insists that any such characterization of Mr. Miller and what he does with his time on the Hill is inaccurate and baseless gossip. Why are you guys so mad? He doesn't play with dolls. Next question. We didn't ask that. He doesn't.

[Brady]

The sound of John Gordon's house.

[John Holmberg]

I guarantee right from the. Take it to the beginning and be like, Jackie. Be like, all right, John, I'm gonna go to the store. How long you gonna be gone there, Jackie? Probably about two hours. Okay, I'll see you later. Oops, sorry.

[Peter]

Bye. Okay, cue it up.

[John Holmberg]

Go. Ah, there we go. So who do we play with first? Ooh, I've got my Jabba doll here. Put you here. I'm gonna move this guy over here. Oh, look. Gonna get the girls from the new movie. I hated her. The little Asian one. I'm gonna kill her. We'll do that. No. Jeez. Jackie's back. Everybody get back in your boxes. John, are you playing with those? No, no, no, no, no. It's not what it looks like. Why is Chewbacca on top of Leia? Blegh.

[Brady]

Darth Vader comes after Leia.

[John Holmberg]

Call me Dan. Be. Anyway, yeah, that happened. If you say you don't play with dolls, guess what? You play with loads of dolls. Loads of dolls. Guy says, I just tuned in right when you said the phrase, Raider fans should take off work in protest, which is hilarious. John, Raider fans don't have jobs. That's a Good point. You make a strong point. They got all the time in the world, wake up earlier to borrow like 10 or 15 bucks from their roommate. They're in their 60s, but they have roommates. Or their current girlfriend who hasn't figured it out yet, and go buy Sharpies and poster board and then march on up to Vegas and get that done.

[Brady]

What if they have to go through metal detectors with that ankle bracelet and stuff like that for Raiders games?

[John Holmberg]

I was there last year and I remember security.

[Brett]

It takes five hours.

[John Holmberg]

There's two metal detectors, and you go through outside. You go through one getting out of the parking lot, and then as you're going in, you go through another.

[Brett]

You gotta take off your shoulder pads with the spikes on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's. It's just foam. I saw that guy. It's just all foam. He's like Gene Simmons. It's all fake. Yeah, but if you're playing with dolls right now, put them down. Tom Bogan, I'm talking to you. It's time for work. Take the hat off and go be normal somewhere. Not a regular thing. Nobody introduces themselves that way. Hi, my name is John. I work at 98K PD and I definitely don't play with dolls. That guy plays with dolls. I'm not a chronic public masturbator, if that's what you were thinking. I wasn't till now. Anyway, my company put out a press release saying, I do not do that. K, watch out for that guy. He jerks off in public. But I betcha John Gordon does play with dolls. Do you have any dolls? No. Me neither. I have a teddy bear there. I don't play.

[Brett]

I have a couple.

[John Holmberg]

You have a daughter, so if she's.

[Brett]

A bunch of stuffed animals still.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. And if you were in there and she wasn't home and you were working them.

[Brett]

I'm playing with them.

[John Holmberg]

Playing with all. Something's wrong. It's. And it's also. Yeah, it's just strange. It's just not a. No, it's just not normal. And Stephen Miller's not a normal dude. I could see that being a real thing. Like, that's definitely something I'd look at and go, okay, that sort of adds up. There's nothing about that that's bad. But does it mean he can still be Trump's right hand man? If you found out it was true he played with dolls? Because, remember with women who went through that big phase for about 10 years where everybody was coloring? Remember that was supposed to be coloring?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And they threw the word adult in front of it to make it seem like it wasn't something stupid. Oh, it's adult coloring books. And they differ from children's coloring books how? Not at all. Not even a little. So if I picked up a child's coloring book and started to color, who would be adult coloring? Just because there's a person over 18 doing it. Stress release. No, it's crazy. You have to deal with things differently than Crayola. If all of a sudden, Brett's like, I can't take it. Matthias. Driving me insane. And then he went into the office and just colored in a picture of a boy holding a bear, he'd be like, brett is going to kill everyone. I don't trust adults playing with dolls, and I don't trust adults coloring. But they did it for women for a while. They started to color, and everybody's like, this is okay.

[Brett]

What if it was Hot Wheels? Still playing with hot Wheels?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett]

Just as bad.

[John Holmberg]

Right, but define playing with hot Wheels, then put it in your mind and then say, why did I ask that question? Because if you can picture an adult again, sitting, crisscross applesauce. And I had an Indian email me and say, the reason they don't call it Indian style anymore is because they used to tell kids, sit Indian style, and kids would lay down and act drunk, which I found hysterical. And I don't know how much truth there is to that, but they had to change it because of that. I don't think that's true, but still hilarious. Picture Trip in his office with a couple of matchbox cars. Yeah. It's time to put him in a home. Yeah, this is a countage Pantera. It's got a number eight on the hood, and the hood lifts me. Look at that. All right, that's enough. It's time to go back to the bed. No, no, I'm not done yet. I'm gonna race these down the driveway. You coming?

[Brett]

Got a new track.

[John Holmberg]

I am gonna come watch you do that, and then I'm gonna call the authorities. Check it out. What'd you get? He's opening a box. And it's Hot Wheels.

[Brett]

It's a loop.

[John Holmberg]

I got the 20, 26 models. Just came out. Pretty sweet. It's got the new Tesla truck. Chip, are you okay? Yeah, yeah, I just played with children's toys in the middle of my workday. Okay, you're too important to do this. You need to stop on the morning sickness. Magnetic Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

Him and Moynihan playing cars.

[John Holmberg]

Sweet. Nice move, boss. Thanks, Moiny.

[Brett]

Get your Tonka trucks out of the way.

[John Holmberg]

You know what's really cool? We'll pour puddles of gasoline and we'll put matches inside the cars and we'll smash them together and make gigantic explosive crashes. Yeah, let's do it. Moyni, move. Ed. Ed, go get the gasoline. Tripp, we've got a problem with Lerner and Ro. I don't have time for this. I'm playing cars. It's weird and it isn't normal. Now you have to imagine this. Where's Stephen Miller? I need his help. My mommy. Seth, are you playing with dolls again? God damn it, Miller. I gotta get a new guy.

[Brett]

American dolls.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's got the comb of the hair. Oh, we're scissoring. When you're done with tea, are you making them drink the tea and then scissor again, Steve? Because I can't. I just put out a press release that says you're not doing this. People can't see you making American dolls. Scissoring. No, making them scissoring. They're falling in love. And it's a left agenda.

[Brady]

Your dolls are woke riding in the Barbie Jeep. It's American made.

[John Holmberg]

Wouldn't it be great? Somebody's got to do that with AI. As Trump's up them. And just a reminder, Stephen Miller doesn't play with dolls. And in the window of the the room, he's just whipping around a Jeep and he's got a doll. That's a bad thing to have happen to. Very bad.

[Brett]

Anyway, there's another first.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's a. Yeah, Trump's got a few of them. That's the. I mean, J. Edgar Hoover might have been a transvestite.

[Brett]

Did they ever put a press release out that rumor?

[John Holmberg]

It took like 60 years for people to go. I think pretty sure that was true, but they did a great job of not letting us know that. Here's one thing you don't need to think about. Jed Hoover and address, because it's not happening. Questions. Wait, why'd you bring that last thing up? No reason. Just in case. I've heard some nasty rumors started by the Obama administration. Everybody blames Obama. They said Obama's people made it so. And that tells me it's been going on for 10 or 12 years that somebody caught Stephen Miller a few years ago playing with dolls and have held it over his head. And now he's pissed enough people off, they're going, we're talking, we're telling. Well, before we got to get out ahead of this if they're gonna. If Obama's people are gonna start saying, steven's playing with dolls, we need a press release before it does not. I don't know. There's a lot of stuff, and the.

[Brett]

Dolls could have been. You know, he probably paints those little figurines for, like, Civil War reenactments and sets up the battle. He's playing with dolls.

[John Holmberg]

That is playing with dolls. If you're grown up and you're doing that. Yeah, that's. There's no. There's no inanimate objects waging war against each other that an adult can pull off and still be normal. You set up your battlefield. It's the Dungeons and Dragons people.

[Brady]

Sorry, Fitz.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. If they start getting figurines and, like, making them talk and walk and stuff, they've lost it. It's a bridge too far. You can't do it. One thing to imagine a story.

[Brady]

Those World of Warcraft people, I mean.

[John Holmberg]

They'Re not dolls, but they're on the video game.

[Brady]

Yeah, but they're, like, right in there with that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Video games are a little different. A little like dolls are. That's weird.

[Brady]

You remember Randall would take an entire week off when the new World of Warcraft patch would come out.

[John Holmberg]

Or something about video games kind of jumps over that to where it's always. It's not tangible fantasy. If you've got a doll.

[Brett]

What if it was a larper?

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Brett]

LARPing.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, LARPing is insane. If Stephen Miller.

[Brett]

LARP.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No, that's crazy. Yeah, you can't do it. It's something about you touching and feeling it. Like, at least with World of Warcraft, it was a creation of somebody else's world that you got to explore. This is you with a couple of dolls, and inevitably you're going to make them hump or scissor or do something weird. Weird. You can't help it. It gets boring after a while. I used to always take my O.J. simpson doll, which was oversized, ironically, and just split Barbie's legs in half. Barbie didn't have good hips. She couldn't open her legs. And you find that out at an early age, especially when I discovered that the O.J. simpson doll was huge and Barbie couldn't take it, and I would push until her legs popped off.

[Brett]

Don't the legs fan out, though, as you push them up?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you push them up. They go a little bit.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

I thought they. They.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. I didn't know about positions when I was doing this. I just knew I wanted oj Smashed in between her legs. If I folded her up in that awesome position. Yeah. OJ could have had a field day. Like, he'd have gone deep, balls deep. But I just kept pushing him in between. And why? It wasn't sexual. I liked when Barbie's legs went and snapped off, and apparently so did O.J. o.J. Because he liked when a blonde woman's parts fell off. And then I'd pull her head off. And O.J. was in the uniform the whole time. He'd strip him down. That was a great doll, the O.J. simpson doll, unfortunately. Probably worth it. I don't know what that's worth now. It had a suit, and it had a football uniform, had cleats and socks. You could change his clothes. It's great. Little helmet. You could make it normal.

[Brett]

It was straight up an action figure doll.

[John Holmberg]

Was it about this big? It was about a foot.

[Brett]

I know it's big, but all it was was OJ Just OJ but it.

[John Holmberg]

Had change of clothes. So you could have O.J. at the store, or you could have. There it is. I had the one with red letters. I think the red numbers.

[Brady]

Here's the different outfits.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there's the outfits. You could change his clothes, you know, for a getaway, in case one of them had evidence all over it. Yeah, it was an awesome doll. Now, why someone gave me an O.J. simpson doll, I don't know. I wasn't a Bills fan or anything like that, but he was just great. Yeah, that's right. It had a basketball uniform, too, for. It had a pair of sweats that said OJ on them. It had. I had a suit, and I remember the cleats were like little rubber shoes. They were great. And you could take the shoes off.

[Brady]

Tennis, too.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember the tennis. Is there a knife in that collection? Yeah. His sweatsuit that said OJ Was great. I didn't also, I did not have the weight bench, which is in the picture. 106 bucks. I'd have figured that thing with, like, 10 grand by now. That dude's got everything.

[Brady]

Here's one for 500 with the box.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's in the box still. Yeah. There he is, just standing there, incarcerated the way he should have been. Oh, the foreshadowing. It's got everything. Oh, my God. All the little. It's still all wrapped up in the cellophane and the styrofoam. 500 bucks.

[Brady]

It looks like it comes with an autograph, too know.

[Brett]

Sure enough.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. All right, Brett, here's My card.

[Brady]

We're getting. Yeah, you need to get this.

[John Holmberg]

Getting this. This is a dumb thing I must own. I don't want that. That just looks like part of. That's cool. That's no part of the package that comes with it. I get that.

[Brady]

Yeah, I get the OJ autograph of authenticity, too.

[John Holmberg]

And then the picture and then the doll with the clothes you got to have. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and get that. Here.

[Brett]

Look how the football pants. Really?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's.

[Brett]

They're snug, nice tight knit.

[John Holmberg]

I've give Brett my card. Get that amex that thing to my house immediately. And that's all of it. We're not screwing around. I get the doll. I get. I get the doll and I get the figurine also. That's autograph.

[Brady]

I'm gonna double check that. Oh, wait a minute. You can also get the special edition collectible machete.

[John Holmberg]

Is that OJ's actual murder weapon? Just put that on the card also. Put that on the card. It's a foot long. Oh, it's a machete. That's about 16 inches. What's engraved on it? O.J. simpson. The other, the other one actually has his name on the other side.

[Brett]

Yeah. And then it looks like it's the OJ commercial. He's running through the airport.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't have a machete in that. Nobody.

[Brett]

He's got a briefcase or.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, I got pictures of him. It's the OJ edition of the machete. Yeah. Okay, so you can see him talking. I don't think I want that unless it's actually proven. Like the certificate has to be with that as well, saying that was the murder weapon. Okay. Okay, well, there you go. I'm. I'm gonna own that. So make sure I get both of those or do not make the bid.

[Brady]

Well, it's a buy it now.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, but it's the. I want to make sure that I'm getting all that's in the picture.

[Brady]

It says O.J. simpson set, mint condition statue figurine and action doll.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Action figure, it says.

[John Holmberg]

And. All right, we're good. Hop on that. Put it on the board. Yes. And I don't know what that birthday cake thing that comes with it, but I'll take that. Yeah.

[Brett]

Or the.

[John Holmberg]

But is that the doll?

[Brett]

No, that's not the. I think it's another one.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so it looks like you get.

[Brady]

Both, but we'll double check before we order this.

[John Holmberg]

I'll make some phone calls, but I own that. And that's going in the office with great pride. That seems reasonable, doesn't it? 500 bucks for an autographed OJ doll. Respect my childhood. I know if I went through my toy box at my mom's house, Stephen Miller's in it right now. But if I went back there and did that, that I think my parts of my OJ doll are still in there, like the shoes and the stuff. It's not worth. It's not worth anything. We're looking at it right now. It's not worth anything.

[Brett]

Good Member berries, though.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's great for member bears. And then I would have my OJ.

[Brett]

Doll go back and have a little play session.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, me and Stephen Miller can go in there and have the two OJ's battle. I'm in on that. All right, Brett, get on that. And in the meantime, tell us what's on the board of Musical Treats. All right.

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

So Michael Jones says, Chancellor, don't knock it. Best part of having three boys is the boy toys. They're so cool. Now, two story houses, one boy toys. Rephrase that, Michael Jones. One feet of Hot Wheels track. D batteries to power the motors, launch the cars back up the stairs. I'm in. In. Kids have the imagination to think of crazy track setups. Dad has the skills and knowledge to make it reality. I'm all in. So long as the kids are still playing. If you're doing it by yourself, there's a problem. If you did, if you'd be embarrassed if your wife walked in and it was just you with the cars or if your girlfriend or somebody you liked it, it's trouble, but trust me. Ryan says, what a great segment that started with what an idiot. That guy plays with dolls and ends with, here's my card. Buy that doll for me. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, look, I didn't say I'm not the assistant to the president. I want it for display purposes. I may break out a couple of like scenarios and some puppet shows for the boys, but if you catch me playing alone with dolls, that's bad. That it has to be for either laughs or a well known joke. If you walk into my office and say, I need to talk. What the what? Where's O.J. going? Well, he's going into a tunnel. Brady. Pull him out of that tunnel immediately and wash him. You got a problem? What do you got up there?

[Brady]

Hell, yeah. Iron Maiden, Limp Bizkit, Van Halen, Sleep Token, Fire from the Gods creator, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Indian Godsmack, Primus. But Nine Inch Nails in town tonight, so I figured maybe we'll do Somebody Asked for Sin.

[John Holmberg]

Wait, that's tonight? Yeah. Wait a minute, when did that happen? That was next month. That's tonight. You're right. Holy smokes. All right, we'll do it. Sin from Nine Inch Nails.

[Brady]

I'll pull it up.

[John Holmberg]

I got it right here.

[Brady]

Oh, you do?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we're good at 7:28. Here's your wake up song for concert psyching rock that I did not expect to happen for another month, but I got my month messed up. It's tonight. So if you're like me, you should probably get on this. It's thin. It's 98K upd, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Peter]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[John Holmberg]

We played that Nine Inch Nails song before and I was reminded by a listener that it is a 36 year old album and that song still sounds brand new. It's a great record, the Nine Inch Nails. Makes you want to go to the show when you hear that kind of stuff up on board. That one, that's tonight. I drastically overshot that deal. And then the Coheed and Cambria show, is that the one that moved?

[Brady]

Yeah, because they had plumbing problems apparently at the.

[John Holmberg]

The Federal, at the Fed. So bad.

[Brady]

That's tonight?

[John Holmberg]

That is. The plumbing problems were so bad that like two days ago they're like, we gotta cancel everything. We gotta tear this thing, you know, down to the studs and Fix all the turds that have been floating around. And that goes to show you that people just don't have any class. 5,000 people. People. And how many toilets are in that thing? And you just can't go to a concert and not take a dump in the middle of it. Like, tons of you. Clear the pipes before you get there. Treat the night like it's a date. You would never go on a date and go in the middle of it. Has anyone ever been on a date with a new girl? And I'll be right back. And then taken a huge no. It's disgusting. You got to keep that area spotless in case the date goes well.

[Peter]

True.

[John Holmberg]

Treat that the same way as your night out.

[Brady]

They better figure it out in five days because Chevelle's there on the 21st.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Get going. And that's actually something. Girls go to Coheed and Cambria. I'm guessing that's where the plumbing problem. They were more worried there was going to be a plumbing problem. They've seen the fans of Coheed and Cambria and they're like, there's going to be four or five thousand of those. Our plumbing can't take it. Well, maybe if we let them use the women's room, there'll be no women here. That's true. It's a good point. They don't trust. Trust you. That's going to be over at Talking Stick now. So anyway, Nine Inch Nails tonight, it is sold out. That's going to be a heck of a. Heck of a crowd there tonight at PHX Arena. And go see that. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report, and it's brought to you by our friends at AllProchade. AllProchade.com that's where you go to have them come over to your house, take a look at your place. Say, here's a good spot for a nice shady little adventure. Put some furniture under that and make it perfect. It adds value to your house. It adds value to your day. And it actually kind of adds square footage. Makes an outdoor space for you that can drop the temperatures up to 20 degrees. On a day like today, where it's only like 95, 96, you get down to the low 80s, high 70s. Oh, Lordy.

[Brett]

Nice.

[John Holmberg]

Best part is they retract themselves in case there's a storm. They take care of themselves so you don't even have to think about it. That's right. They actually make you lazier in the shade. That's great. Allprochade.com. that's where you go. Bracelet, Brady reported.

[Brett]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[John Holmberg]

Hi.

[Brett]

Happy National Sit With a Stranger Day.

[John Holmberg]

No, not a chance.

[Brett]

National Tattoo Story Day.

[John Holmberg]

Not interested.

[Katie]

How happy are you today?

[John Holmberg]

Sit with a Stranger day is right in your wheelhouse. Brady likes those restaurants that have family seating, like the big tables where everybody can sit down. I know. I've seen you do it. Oh, yes.

[Brett]

You mean where you just sit Where. And join with the.

[John Holmberg]

No, there's like those big tables. Tables. And there's no break. Yeah, I've seen you go like you liked it the day. I forget where we were. But it was a big long table and I wanted to leave.

[Brett]

I don't.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. I have a hard time right down in there.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you mind if we take these seats?

[John Holmberg]

No, no. It was at a table. It was the only option. It was like a big cafeteria seat. I can't remember where we were, but you also had your food on a tray. I don't know that you cared if we sat on the floor.

[Peter]

Place.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember where we were, but it was a place. There was a bunch of people having.

[Brett]

To say, was that the. Like one of those Mongolian barbecue places? Could be.

[John Holmberg]

It's a long time ago. You were drooling.

[Brett]

Well.

[John Holmberg]

Does she like to the company of strangers or have you taught her the opposite is probably best for a woman?

[Brett]

She doesn't rally up with those strangers too often.

[John Holmberg]

She does.

[Peter]

Good.

[John Holmberg]

Good job, Ronnie. I'll say. Because I know the opposite was not the case. Case at the house. Why not make a new friend? Hey, man, can we take this stupid screen door off?

[Brett]

People are.

[John Holmberg]

They're staring in. Dad, she's pretty. That's how you meet new people. When they walk by, you run out and attack them.

[Brett]

Couple of basis fun facts.

[John Holmberg]

You still stand in your front yard. You should do it now with your shirt off. So people ask about the scar.

[Brett]

It's a good idea.

[John Holmberg]

Do you have any new people in the neighborhood you've bothered yet?

[Brett]

No.

[John Holmberg]

You know, nothing new.

[Brett]

You pretty much met them all the blocks.

[John Holmberg]

You've bothered all of them into like Hermitsville.

[Brett]

No one comes out anymore.

[John Holmberg]

No, I've been. That's your fault.

[Brady]

Shocking.

[John Holmberg]

I don't go out of my house just in case Brady's out there. We live 40 miles apart.

[Brett]

There's one volcano in the world that doesn't have red or orange lava. The lava from the Kawa Ien volcano in Indonesia is bright blue.

[John Holmberg]

It's also the lava from the Rico Blaze volcano. It comes out all white, baby.

[Brett]

There are at least 25 student athletes in America whose parents named them ESPN or ESPEN. I've seen that the highest profile one might be a Bowling Green University lime piece backer named Gideon Espen Lampron.

[John Holmberg]

He's been around for a minute too.

[Katie]

But he doesn't like Espen.

[John Holmberg]

Isn't his Espen.

[Brett]

They spell it espn.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they call him.

[Katie]

It's his middle name, right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah, but it's a word now. Espen.

[Katie]

GROSS.

[Brett]

There are two songs in the history that spent 10 weeks at number two, two on the Billboard chart without ever making it to number one.

[John Holmberg]

Say it again.

[Brett]

Two songs that spent ten weeks at number two on the Billboard charts.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. One is Bruce Springsteen.

[Brett]

Waiting for a girl like you. Foreigner.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. 1981 and 82 was behind lady or Michael Jackson?

[Brett]

I don't know the ones.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Jesus, that's the only interesting part of this. What was ahead of the.

[Katie]

Actually, what year was it?

[Brett]

81. 82.

[John Holmberg]

Don't look at this. No, I want to be wrong.

[Brett]

Because you guessed Michael Jackson song.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, I would have guessed lady by Kenny Rogers. He dominated because 1981, 82. 83 was Michael Jackson. Really. He had eight off the wall, but nothing was really number one like crazy.

[Brett]

And then the other one is.

[John Holmberg]

But it doesn't mean that the same song was ahead of him the whole time. Something could been have jump from three to one and it just never got over the top. But in physical was one that was number one. How long. How many weeks that kept waiting for.

[Katie]

A girl like you off the total of 10 weeks. It bounced back and forth. But a total of 10 weeks.

[John Holmberg]

So it never. But waiting for a girl like you was behind that the whole time?

[Brett]

The whole time. And then somewhere else. And the other one was Work it by Missy Elliott.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. 2002, 2003, 2002 and three. So the number one song. Well, that. Who knows what that was. That could have been anything once they. What was number one in 2002 and three that work. It was behind 2002. Do you have any months that happened? These are incomplete stories. Surprisingly.

[Brett]

It's just the fun fact that they were at number two for ten weeks.

[John Holmberg]

More fun fact is knowing what was keeping them out of the number one spot.

[Katie]

Nobody chart was topped by. How you remind me.

[John Holmberg]

By nickel. That was the. That could have been it that kept Missy Elliott out of the top spot.

[Katie]

Hot in here by Nelly.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, so she got Jumped yourself, Amina. Oh well there you go. She didn't have a chance.

[Brett]

Hundreds of people named Ryan got together in New York this weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Did they break the record? I heard they were going for it.

[Brett]

Yeah, the rightoberfest.

[John Holmberg]

Did you ready? Go.

[Katie]

Oh, Ryan.

[John Holmberg]

Not Ryan. Ryan. Yeah, yeah.

[Brett]

They did not break the record.

[John Holmberg]

The reckons they're gonna go again though. Set by a bunch of Ivans or there's.

[Brett]

It is Ivan.

[John Holmberg]

Is it Ivan's? Yeah, I know that stuff. Yeah, the Ivans got together because I think that Ian. Was it Ian or Ivan?

[Brett]

I think it was Ivan and I think. Well, it was in a European city.

[John Holmberg]

Best. That's right. Those are the kind of details we look.

[Brett]

Poland maybe.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Poland is a great city in Europe. The Polish Ivans all gathered together. They think none of that's right. It was probably in Wisconsin and it was probably dudes named, you know, Larry. Well, I don't understand why people like I would start it but I've been pushed back and. But the largest, like you need names like Dave or John or Todd to break that record. There's not as many. Like there are tons of us. Muhammad would crush if we could get the Muhammads together. In fact, I think the record breaks every single day. Somewhere in India or you know, Islamabad is that you have more Muhammad's in one spot than anywhere. I guarantee you if you went down to Saudi Arabia, went to Riyadh, the Muhammad thing would be. There'd be 10,000 of them in one spot.

[Brett]

It would be fun to see how many would rally up for Jesus Fest.

[John Holmberg]

Fun.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Not a lot of yard work getting done that day, but fun.

[Brett]

See good posters up there, you know, Jesus Fest.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus is coming over and over again. And then people would protest because that sounds bad. Jesus can't stop coming, coming. That's one after another now I want to do that one. But if somebody named John and I'm not doing it, put together a festival like that and somebody named Muhammad. I wonder how many times Muhammad's break that record and don't even know they're doing it. There's probably a mosque. Where do they.

[Katie]

They all pointing to each other. A meme.

[John Holmberg]

Do you know how do you know how many Muhammad in our room? They be like holy cow. Could be like a record like 8,000 of us. We're only Muhammad. I'd be only impressed if the record was held by Khalils or something. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

Ivans are over 2300.

[John Holmberg]

At the one spot.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you, Brad Bosnia In Bosnia Herzegovina, Poland. It's close. Brady was right when he said Europe. And then he tried to narrow it down to the city of Poland.

[Brady]

I wonder how many Joses there are.

[John Holmberg]

That's a big one. We could put this together. Mexicans could win this fight. Mexicans and Arabs and. I think that's how you say it now.

[Brady]

I'm not commenting.

[Brett]

The official tally in Japan for people over a hundred years old, 99,763.

[John Holmberg]

That bomb did nothing.

[Katie]

Whoa.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it didn't. They're all worried about the nuclear fallout. There's a hundred thousand one hundred year olds.

[Brett]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

It caused longer life, evidently.

[Katie]

No, I was saying woe to Jose.

[John Holmberg]

How many Jose?

[Katie]

2.5 million in Mexico.

[John Holmberg]

Just in Mexico.

[Katie]

Approximately 3.16% of the population.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm guessing that number's going down. Down?

[Katie]

Well, it's.

[John Holmberg]

Suddenly there's 2.2. 2.122. 1.9 million. Oh my God, they're just flooding. So now how many Joses are here?

[Katie]

Oh, they're not here.

[John Holmberg]

They're getting sent back.

[Brady]

Not anymore.

[John Holmberg]

They're here.

[Brady]

Not anymore.

[John Holmberg]

That's right, Brad. We got them.

[Brady]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Look at that number grow down there with the Jose factories flying high. Look at them. There used to be 2 million Joses. Now there's three down in Mexico. And suddenly our numbers are dropping. There's. I bet you there's. I bet you there's 2 million Joses in Texas.

[Katie]

The number one name in Mexico is Santiago.

[John Holmberg]

It is.

[Katie]

And then Mateo.

[John Holmberg]

Is that the Braden of Mexico? Could be Mateo. That's just Matt. Yeah. Let's get the Joses together. I think we can do this. Everybody go to the Home Depot today and gather as many Joses as you can. We're breaking the record. Record. And I bet you that mosque in Tempe or that one down there off the i10, just drive by there and go, Muhammad. And have all 8,000 people go. Yes. And then you go. You broke the record. Congratulations, boys.

[Brett]

Doctors have developed special eye drops for people with long sightedness that could replace the need for reading glasses or surgery.

[Katie]

Long, isn't it?

[John Holmberg]

Farsighted. That's what I thought.

[Brett]

No, they're saying long side.

[John Holmberg]

No, you're saying it. You gotta stop saying that.

[Brett]

You wouldn't have these. You wouldn't have to be constantly lubricating your eyes or even dropping the solution right before reading. You use it twice a day. Say one when you hit your first drops. It can last up to 10 hours.

[John Holmberg]

So do you know What? Long sightedness is.

[Brett]

Reading things up close.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm asking you. I don't know. You're the one that's the first time I'm here.

[Brett]

It's like instead of you won't need reading glasses, basically, readers put the eye drops in and you have it on. They last for 10 hours and hit it again.

[John Holmberg]

So it's like glasses drops. Yeah, but what the hell is long sightedness?

[Brett]

Go ahead. Richard knows.

[John Holmberg]

Do you have an answer?

[Katie]

Long sightedness, also known as hyperopia or farsightedness.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's far.

[Katie]

Is a common refractive error where the eye focuses light behind the retina instead of directly on.

[John Holmberg]

Why are we changing the name of that? It's always been far. Near and far.

[Katie]

Third vision for close objects, eye strain and fatigue, headaches and difficulty focusing on screens or small print.

[John Holmberg]

I learned it from Grover. Near. Near. He didn't say near and long. Nope.

[Brett]

Researchers at the Ohio State.

[John Holmberg]

Well, because short sightedness is a personality problem.

[Katie]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

So long and short.

[Katie]

See what you're saying.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Katie]

Long. Be the opposite of that. Where you're hopeful, we're hopeful.

[John Holmberg]

You're carrying. Hopeful and good giving or short sighting. This is like you just don't have time for it. That's all. BS is what I think. So short sight. All right. I guess that's a new thing.

[Katie]

Where's that ice facility, John? They've said.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. Oh, that's true. Alligator Alley Prison or whatever they call that place. Yeah, Alligator Alcatraz. They've got more Joses and Muhammad's in there than we can down there in Guantanamo Bay. Hey, I bet you we got over 2,300 Muhammad's in there still.

[Katie]

I thought there was only like 40 people left.

[John Holmberg]

One point. Oh, yeah, check the ledger. We've broken this record accidentally several times now. Chads. We've broken the record of chads in one place every time the cowboys play.

[Brett]

Some dude was in Lake Buena Vista in Florida, Florida. Put on some scuba gear, swam up to the Paddlefish restaurant at Disneyland. They're not Disneyland Disney World took off the scuba gear. It was at 10 o' clock at night and basically robbed the place. Got about between 10 and $20,000 in scuba gear, Took the gear off, went in the restaurant, put the staff up against the side and the managers, as they were, you know, basically figuring out what they made for the night.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Katie]

Then he had took all the cash.

[Brett]

Put the gear back on and left in the water.

[Katie]

It takes a while to get on scuba gear.

[Brady]

He had time to put A wetsuit back on.

[Brett]

So some people are like, this could be an inside job.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but I think the guy put a scuba suit. Now wait a minute. Did he have the full suit or just the tank? Probably you could strap the tank.

[Brett]

You know, it says scuba gear here.

[John Holmberg]

That could just be the tank manager's office.

[Brett]

So that's what I'm thinking, because if.

[John Holmberg]

He had the full like box, I wouldn't do the.

[Katie]

Where was it he'd leave the bodysuit.

[Brett]

On in Buena Vista Lake. The Disney World.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. The water's warmer than that.

[Brett]

Paddlefish is that river boat restaurant they have there.

[John Holmberg]

Water's warm enough that he could swim in just a pair of trunks with the scuba gear on. He didn't need the full leg suit. Yeah, I had to wear the full suit in Australia. Took forever to slide that thing. Worse still, it took forever to come all off you. You'd want some flippers, definitely, but those are easy slip ons. You pop those right on. Seems like a lot, though. He didn't get away either. So it wasn't a good idea.

[Brett]

Yeah, he got away.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, but they caught him. Nope, he's still on the land.

[Brett]

Still on.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Figured they'd catch him. That's in the news. That would. So we're looking for a guy in a scuba suit, recently committed some money.

[Brett]

Scuba Steve? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Don't you scuba dive? I do. Do you love Disney World? That too. It's your new Lamborghini outside. It is. I think you did it.

[Katie]

20 grand in a Lambo.

[John Holmberg]

Well, he's maybe not a bright first one. Maybe. Yeah, maybe he's done four or five of these.

[Brett]

I've got a quick. Wild America.

[John Holmberg]

America.

[Brett]

Wild America. Hello, my friends.

[John Holmberg]

Jeez.

[Brett]

Brady Bogan with your Wild America and Land o Lakes Florida. Danny Wright Butter.

[John Holmberg]

It's where the butter's made.

[Brett]

She and her four month old shih tzu Dax were walking along stagnant creek behind her house when a five foot gator struck, grabbed a hold of Dax's collar, got where his air tag was and clamped it and started trying to pull him back in the water. She punched the gator?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She's a Florida girl.

[Brett]

And it released.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brett]

Oh, it released all over her.

[John Holmberg]

My God. I didn't know that's how you did that with gator.

[Brett]

Yeah, to punch him in the right spot.

[John Holmberg]

I guess so.

[Brett]

So the dog Dax survived no injuries.

[John Holmberg]

Isn't a stagnant creek just a puddle?

[Brett]

Thinking it's like a Swiss or a swamp. Yeah, kind of. I did see the interview with her. And she lives in the back of the house.

[John Holmberg]

It was the dump. She lives in a swamp. Well, no wonder you take her little shih tzu and a walk in a swamp. Odds are pretty good that you're gonna get it eaten.

[Brett]

That's your wild America.

[John Holmberg]

That's.

[Brett]

Looks like Tick Tock might survive after all. The deadline.

[Katie]

Always going to survive.

[John Holmberg]

It's too big a deal not to.

[Brett]

The deadline for its parent company in China to sell to someone in the US Was this Friday. But the White House announced the framework of the deal is in place. So it looks like it's going to happen. Insiders think Oracle founder Larry Ellison.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett]

Might be involved in this, but it's been pushed back two or three times.

[John Holmberg]

So people making good points about a Muhammad meetup. Maybe not the best idea because they'd have to fly in a lot of airports, clog up traffic. We got too many. Muhammad's flying to one place raises some flags here in the States. People don't like to say that, but if you had a load of Muhammad.

[Brett]

Let's go up to Michigan.

[John Holmberg]

But Dearborn probably has a good. Pretty good deal. But then again, it's decent. Band name. Load of Muhammad's pretty good band name. Not bad.

[Katie]

I like that one.

[John Holmberg]

But if you like all of a sudden had, you know, like 30. Muhammad's leaving Dallas on the same day and Denver.

[Katie]

And if you got on that Southwest flight.

[John Holmberg]

Well, first off, like, not going to Detroit. Second, if I'm going to Detroit and the whole place is loaded with Muhammad, I ain't getting on that plane. I. Call me a bigot all you want. I'm alive.

[Katie]

At least you'd see it at the.

[John Holmberg]

At the gate.

[Brady]

And I would immediately smell it before you seen it.

[John Holmberg]

All right. He's not wrong. They eat a different type of food. They smell us, too, in fairness. Well, no, they're. That's a different group that's all over there. Goat. It is a sweatier culture. They smell us, though. They taught me that in Australia. Yeah, you were saying that Americans think anyway. Yeah, you can call me a bigot. You'd be wrong. He's one. But. Whoa, whoa. I get on a plane to go someplace in the States and there's more than nine people named Muhammad on my flight. I ain't getting on it. Are you?

[Katie]

Oh, yes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, of course.

[Brett]

Strangers.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. What are you guys up to? Mechalika.

[Brett]

Hey, it's with a stranger day.

[John Holmberg]

Please don't talk to me on the plane. You've been Driving me across crazy. You're not going to do anything here, are you, Mo? What?

[Brett]

Hey, Mo.

[John Holmberg]

I'd have call Mo. I see your name.

[Katie]

Oh, that's it. Piss him off as soon as you meet him.

[John Holmberg]

Good. He just reads Jihadist Today the whole time.

[Brett]

Just puts it right.

[John Holmberg]

He says magazine up over his face. What you reading there, Jai Head? Jad Ace today. Yes. Nothing in book. I'm very interested in the articles. Please, is this guy.

[Brett]

Leave me alone, old woman.

[John Holmberg]

Nice sandals. Yes, they remind me of Jesus. Don't start that.

[Katie]

Let me tell you about my Lord.

[Brett]

Can I teach you some honey and locust?

[John Holmberg]

Are you familiar with my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? Quite. Quite familiar with him. Not a big fan. Suddenly. I am trying to am.

[Brett]

There's a woman in California. She's fighting the DMV because they're trying to take the personalized license plate she's had for the past three years. It says, I am Isis.

[John Holmberg]

Is that her name?

[Brett]

Her name is Isis.

[John Holmberg]

She's allowed.

[Brett]

Isis Wharton is her name. She applied for the plate in 2022.

[John Holmberg]

That's unfortunate.

[Brett]

DMV approved it. But now they've come back, back three years later to say she can't have it anymore.

[Katie]

Brady might be the only one that would keep that one since he wouldn't denounce Isis.

[John Holmberg]

That's true. There's some good ones.

[Brett]

She says her parents named her after Isis, the Egyptian goddess of motherhood.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they got that. Got ruined. Adolf used to be a good name too. But.

[Brett]

I'm proud of my name.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, not a lot of people can be called that. Orenthal also. Probably off the list. A lot of people not doing that. Adolf. Isis. I don't know what Al Qaeda used to do. That used to be a name before. What was that company that was called? Isis something or other. And they hung on for dear life for a long time and then they finally. They changed the spelling once. We'll do it this way no one will notice.

[Katie]

Like you always bring up aids.

[John Holmberg]

AIDS used to be a weight loss drug. Yep.

[Katie]

It was a Y, D, S, right?

[John Holmberg]

I think so. But they were smart enough to just go, we lost this battle.

[Brett]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

The last thing.

[Katie]

Time to reformulate.

[John Holmberg]

There's another aids. And you lose weight even faster on that. Unless you're mad.

[Brett]

Got some pretty videos.

[Katie]

Or Charlie Sheen.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. That's way late, though. He looks good. There we go.

[Brett]

Belly.

[Peter]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

A guy just jumped out of a tree into a terrible river swim.

[Katie]

I don't see two heads popping up.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. He. Another Guy popped out of the water while he was in the air. And he landed on the guy with the red shirt.

[Katie]

Didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't pop back.

[Brett]

Yeah. The guy that jumped in or the red shorts.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. How do you know who pops up?

[Brett]

The guy in the gray.

[John Holmberg]

I can't tell that. Oh, man. The dude jumping out of a tree onto another guy he didn't know was there. And his head pops up right before he belly flop lands. And that's.

[Brett]

Oh, let's take a look at the cow races here in India. I don't know what festival this is, but this guy gets the brunt of it.

[John Holmberg]

There's yellow. They're painted all the cows bright yellow. And they're dragging some carts through India.

[Katie]

By all of them.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus, this place is full.

[Brett]

What a weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. This place, you know, there's too many Indians. Look at that.

[Katie]

There's too many Patels.

[John Holmberg]

There's a million people. To watch yellow cows just trample one single guy. Oh, my God. It never ends. 15, 16 bright yellow cows. And they won't eat those, right? Nope. I mean each other. There are so many people at this and they, you know, if they all just grabbed hold of a broom and some whatever makes asphalt, they could make their roads not dirt anymore. There's enough of them to get that done.

[Brett]

The next one don't play the audio.

[John Holmberg]

You know where I don't ever want to go? I don't ever want to go to the Indian Home Depot paint department. What is a deal with their color combination so bright? It is just Mexicans look at that and go, that's too much. All right.

[Brett]

It's the guy basically telling the other guys to stay off my porch.

[John Holmberg]

Two guys without their shirts. He convinces them on a porch.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

One's on the phone and the other one is not.

[Katie]

Careful with the audio.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not in playing it. One dude in jeans without a shirt and another guy in shorts always got a baseball bat. Shouldn't walk towards a guy mad at you with a baseball bat. When you have you. You have nothing. Oh, my God. He hits him square in the head. I don't know how he didn't see.

[Brady]

And just keeps on his phone call, too.

[John Holmberg]

He's drunk, right? Right. Because the dude pulls the bat.

[Brett]

Has to be.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I'm way behind his head. That's. You should have been able to stop that. He doesn't move and gets hit square in the face with a baseball bat.

[Brady]

It looks like John Crook raising that bat up, swinging it around his head and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Man. All right. Wow.

[Brett]

Next one's a little gas leak.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. We back in India. It looks like we're by the floor pattern. That color scheme they've got over there is brutal. One Indian goes into a room, another one follows him. Neither wearing shoes. Something's happened. It's just the room explodes for no reason.

[Katie]

He comes out.

[Brett]

He comes out and takes off.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. He didn't even help the guy who got blown out of the doorway. He's dead. And the other guy just ran away himself. There's a lot of them. There's. He probably looked at him and said, there are so many others out there.

[Brett]

This guy survived.

[Brady]

I'll find another Muhammad.

[John Holmberg]

I will find another friend that looks just like you.

[Brett]

The fire flash just went by him inside.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what just happened. That first dude gets blown up and the other little guy comes out and goes, I'm going to go be a doctor in America. I'm getting the hell out of here.

[Brady]

Don't leave me, Patel. Don't leave me.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you for calling this. You are late on your payments.

[Brady]

Kevin's running down the hall.

[John Holmberg]

My name is Kevin. I live in Phoenix. What the hell's going on at Discover Car? It's a loud day here today, friend.

[Brett]

I need your help.

[John Holmberg]

The only gas line in the entire country is blowing up. How was your day? I just lost a friend. I'm so sorry to hear that. Don't worry about it. I'll go outside and find five more just like him.

[Brett]

The last one's a girl that has a little trouble at the pep rally. She's part of the band.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, her panties just fell off.

[Brett]

Just fell down. But she kept the. Show must go on.

[John Holmberg]

She's got the batons. Oh, she thinks. She thinks about picking them up. How did the fat girl's underwear come off?

[Brady]

All that elastic is just stretched.

[John Holmberg]

I'm out. Her underwear didn't fall off as much as it did go on strike.

[Brady]

Raising canes before she went to band practice.

[John Holmberg]

By the way, that's the only time in high school anybody got her underwear off. Nobody was trying. Holy smokes. Do the girls who twirl the batons.

[Brett]

And wear the movement.

[John Holmberg]

They wear the fezes. Know that. They're a laughing stocker.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What's the purpose of baton work in high school flag team, John?

[Katie]

It's a spirit team.

[John Holmberg]

They don't have flags. They've got batons. And you know what I think? They don't march enough.

[Brady]

That's obvious.

[John Holmberg]

They're certainly not marching past a Wendy's. That's positive.

[Katie]

Well, they're only marching in the.

[John Holmberg]

On the basketball court. Court.

[Brett]

That.

[Katie]

That's not enough steps.

[John Holmberg]

You could take that girl's underwear and fumigate a house.

[Brett]

The comments are encouraging.

[John Holmberg]

You're brilliant.

[Brett]

You handle it beautifully. She's so brave to continue brave.

[Brady]

Need to zip tie them up there next time. Cuz the elastic just.

[Brett]

They're so glad she decided not to be.

[John Holmberg]

No one reacted either. It's like. I'm not touching that. Not one of her friends used one of those batons to lift it back up for. Also focused on getting through this.

[Katie]

That would have been a skill if she could have bent down.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they're professional baton twirlers.

[Katie]

Get it back up with the baton.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not seeing a whole lot of impressiveness with the batons either. Stuff I could learn right now. There isn't a single move in this routine that I couldn't pick up today.

[Brett]

Three minutes. She could have that routine down.

[John Holmberg]

Three. Three. I've got it already. I've watched it for one. I haven't even. I don't even know where to buy a baton. Where do you buy batons?

[Katie]

Great question. I have no idea.

[John Holmberg]

Before the Internet.

[Katie]

Milano's doesn't sell those, but they sell online.

[Brady]

Amazon, I'm sure.

[John Holmberg]

The good thing about. Here's one good thing about this. If you ever went baton shopping with your daughter, you never have to worry about teen pregnancy. That's a fact. Because if she's on the baton team.

[Brady]

I don't know if the drawers falling down like that.

[John Holmberg]

She's not getting pregnant. And her underwear doesn't even want to be close to it.

[Brady]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sorry to all the girls out there listening who are on the baton team, but you were hilarious. Yeah, rhythm as a dancer is a great version of that too.

[Brady]

Yeah, Real relevant nowadays, too.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa.

[Brett]

What are you playing that for?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I make a mistake? I apologize. My apologies, guys. I just thought I saw a hippo with batons. All right, here's it. Here's. Here's how you know you're never getting laid in high school school. Here's your fez. And your ringmaster's jacket and baton. Thanks. This is your celibacy kit.

[Brady]

Here's your zip ties.

[John Holmberg]

Keep your chonies. Here's your zip ties because your underwear is gonna quit. Why do you say that? Trust me, I've been doing this for a long time.

[Katie]

What kind of baton would you like, John?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I I know the Internet would sell me batons, but where did you used to have to slink in with no pride and buy a baton for.

[Brett]

Your store bag, too?

[John Holmberg]

What does that mean?

[Brett]

You don't have to just carry your baton around. You can put it in a bag. Like a pool.

[Katie]

Are you guessing?

[Brett]

No. I just looked up on a.

[John Holmberg]

A baton tote. That's. That's horrible. That means you're. You're virgin for life. You're never.

[Brady]

Just end it.

[John Holmberg]

This is how sad it is when you're a baton twirler for high school, as you're probably fat, that's for sure. And even the black guys won't bang you. I mean, this is. This is how bad batons are for your sex life's morning sickness. And you also notice there are never any people of color in the baton team. It's always the biggest white girls the HBCUs have. HBCUs don't do what I just watched. Oh, they don't. They put on a. Yeah, this. Are they giving scholarships away for that?

[Katie]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Holmberg]

You can.

[Katie]

I think NAU has a marching band that has a couple of. Come on, knock it off, Spirit team members.

[John Holmberg]

Quit it. Cancel that. If tuition is 40 grand for an out of state person to come here, and some of that goes to the baton tax, I can cut back on some stuff. That's not fair. You're not going anywhere with this. There's never been a professional baton twirler at the Phoenix arena performing before Nine Inch Nails. It's not a thing.

[Brady]

You think Dan would have took a day off work to go see your sister doing baton work?

[John Holmberg]

No. No, because my sister wouldn't have done it. I got to give her credit for that. She at least knew that was for the girls who were. Well, she was not one of those gonna get laid. That's pathetic. Sorry about all that. But if you've got a baton twirling daughter, all I suggest is that you take that from her and get her some social skills.

[Katie]

Gemini could have put these in alphabetical order, but it says the top three schools for baton twirling scholarships are University of Alabama, Auburn University, and the University of Arizona. They offer scholarships for majorettes and feature twirlers as part of their marching band programs.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Katie]

Additional organizations like aau, Baton Twirling Alcoholics Whirling Unlimited also provide scholarship Twirling Unlimited.

[Brett]

I'm getting Kirby about.

[John Holmberg]

No, don't do it. Well, she'll stay a virgin. That'll keep you happy. She'll Never, ever, ever have to worry about. You'll never see a boy in the house, ever. You're gonna see a lot of Wendy's wrappers, some Frosty cups, but you're never gonna see because she's gonna eat away her pain. And that she might experiment with another big baton twirler.

[Katie]

Some of these scholarships may not be full ride.

[John Holmberg]

Nothing about the girls of full ride.

[Brady]

Nobody's getting rid.

[John Holmberg]

There will be no riding on that at all. The flag girls and the baton girls. And God forbid you have a baton boy.

[Brett]

Oh, my God, it's increasing.

[John Holmberg]

Baton boys willing to walk out onto the football field, twirl.

[Katie]

Mountain View had two, I believe, baton boys, at least one, I think. Yeah, wouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

He's a soft fella. He was a fancy. He's a fancy lad.

[Katie]

When Chris was drum major, I believe there was one. Yeah, there was a couple. Couple of boys on the spirit squad, and I think one of them was a. Was a twirler.

[John Holmberg]

They had a fancy lad in the spirit squad.

[Katie]

He was definitely fancy.

[John Holmberg]

What was the uniform? Because Dobson, you didn't go to that.

[Katie]

We had spandex, usually of some kind. The girls were like sparkly spandex, like.

[John Holmberg]

A lot of glitter. But it was a lot of COVID up, too.

[Brett]

But the face.

[Katie]

Yeah, the face glitter was a lot. I don't remember if the. If the gentleman had the face glitter.

[John Holmberg]

Like, if a girl told you that's like you were on a first date with somebody. And like, I used to be a baton twirler in high school. He'd be like, oh, my God, you've lost so much weight. How did you know? Well, come on. Otherwise you'd have been a cheerleader giving big girls something to do since 1947.

[Katie]

John, why are you such a hater? Didn't your sister work some brown batons?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she works in batons all right. She couldn't twirl them. They were peninsulas. They weren't really Batman baton. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Brady]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry, but the baton thinks. Such a waste of time.

[Brady]

Start off with some ear action.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, we're in somebody's ear with a little baby ear. I have one of these cameras, by the way. There's gonna be. Oh, she got ticks in her ears. Oh, is that eggs? How's that happen? Yeah, that looks otherwise, that ear moving. Oh, my God.

[Brett]

They're just pulling it out because it sucks so much.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. The thing is, it's full time. Got a belly packed full and they're using little tiny, like, tweezers inside the ear.

[Katie]

And the rest of them fell down further in.

[John Holmberg]

Won't let go.

[Brett]

Oh, I think that's tick poop.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, God. Oh, it's just feeding on the inner ear. I can't look at this much longer.

[Brett]

Gotta get that head out of there.

[John Holmberg]

Pull it out. Oh, Lord. Oh, man. How did you know you had it? It had to be driving you crazy here.

[Brett]

Yeah, Might block some of the hearing.

[John Holmberg]

While that was black, all you'd hear is the sucking sound.

[Brady]

Here's one of the.

[John Holmberg]

Be like being outside my sister's bedroom.

[Brady]

Here's a video of the baton guys nowadays.

[John Holmberg]

The dude with huge cans, that's a woman.

[Katie]

Is it a eunuch?

[Brett]

Oh, that's a dude. That's a mustache.

[John Holmberg]

Where's the penis, Brady? It's a man's head.

[Brett]

And something's weird about that.

[John Holmberg]

You think.

[Brett]

Oh, it's just gone.

[Katie]

He's a eunuch.

[John Holmberg]

He stuffed it up inside. I don't know what this is.

[Katie]

You think he stuffed it all the way in?

[Brett]

I think it's gone. I think that's.

[John Holmberg]

He's got implanted breasts. And then it's a bad job. It's like a makeup days in job. No. And then he had liposuction or something. Something to where the stomach fat is gone, but the skin is still there. And then he's fiddling his little tiny dot. That's not a. Oh, now he's taking a giant penis. His mangina. Oh, he's just working it, Brett. Why? I don't know. Oh, thank God that's over. What in the world? Oh, my goodness. That's one of the weirder ones. Oh, yeah, that's saying something. All right, here's a lady with sagging breasts. And I mean, very sagging. She's not fat, but she's measuring them on a door frame like you do a kid's height. And she wrote 2018. And it's about a foot up where they used to be. Boy, those things are way down. That's pathetic. All right, here's a guy says, eating in the restaurant, he's got a pizza delivered. And the guy goes to put some cheese on top of his. Oh, and it cuts to a lady on the subway doing one of those foot shavings. And she has about a pound of parmesan on the bottom of the subway floor. And not a soul cares. New York. What is that called? That thing? That's a cheese grater for the back of your heels. I needed that. Yeah. When I was trying to, like, pedicures for like a month before I realized it's just legalized slavery. They'd take. Have you ever done one? Yeah, and they shaved that thing in the back and it tickled. I didn't like it. And the lady just kept gripping my toes and she goes, he's so spy. You're so funny. I'm like, no, it's. It's ticklish.

[Brady]

My feet are ticklish. So when they were going to town, I'm like, whoa.

[John Holmberg]

I'm laughing. Oh, you calm down. I'm so ticklish. You have to stop. No. So much dead ski. Like, I don't care what you want me to do. Just paint my nails and get me out of here. I have to wash my feet, paint my nails, and send me on my way. I'm not into this. Chicks like it because they like legalized slaves. I'm not into this. I'm against slavery. I've taken that standard. I'm pretty strong on it. Most white women in Paradise Valley are not. If only I could have a foreigner with a thick accent wash my feet. That would make my day so relaxing. Any other time, some Asian lady just grabs her feet and starts washing them. You wouldn't call it relaxing, but when you go, put them to work. How your day. It's good. Don't talk to me. Okay? Just wash our scrub a dub dub. All right. That it? You got one?

[Brady]

We can do this one for no reason. No, no, no. It's not a monster. Just think of this next time you see your grandparents.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's Grandma. She's got her legs spread wide open and she is just riding Grandma.

[Brett]

Fun haircut.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, she does have a fun haircut. She looks like Jane lynch and that corpse she's riding. Oh, God, she's opening her shirt. She's going to open her grandma shirt. There's a. Those are nice for Grandma. Those are granny cans.

[Brett]

Oh, my grandma.

[John Holmberg]

This is happening in hospices all over America. Oh, she's reaching down to put that thing in there. Oh, yeah. Oh, it stops right as she does. The penetration. I will just end there for no.

[Brett]

Reason is the best.

[John Holmberg]

Grandma is grinding on Grand Grandparents Day, too. No, it's Sit with a Stranger. That was Sunday or Sit on a Stranger Day, evidently. You can stop scrubbing my feet now. What do you want me to do? I know you're talking about me. The petties. Can't wash your own feet anymore, you lazy, lazy woman. I like when a foreigner does it. That's horrible. Wash your own Feet. It's better when they do it. Convinced was five years ago, Megan convinced me that they had specialized training with massage. And the dude I got cuz they were busy. Just got done changing the lights on a ladder while I was waiting my turn and he came in my room like, he's going to change the lights.

[Brady]

Careful how you say that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that. Yeah. He showed up in my room, hits his knees. That's right. Grabs my feet and starts washing. I'm like, aren't you the maintenance man? I'm the owner. You can do it all. And then he just starts squeezing my calf. And I'm like, he didn't go to school.

[Brady]

You got the dude.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh man.

[John Holmberg]

He painted my nails. Pick a cara. I did drag a gold. Oh, I see what you do here.

[Brett]

Bumblebee.

[John Holmberg]

Painted my nails black and gold. Fupar. That's right. I'm. Boom. I have to go fix the plumbing. Okay, I'll wait here in my silk bath. Be right back after I prune tarot. Then he came back and worked my feet for another few minutes. I hated it. Never going back. I can wash my own feet. There you go, everybody. That your Brady Report? It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Peter]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[John Holmberg]

Tuesday morning on the day that Robert Redford passed away. That's right. You may not have paid attention. Early this morning the alerts went out. If you haven't been looking around your phone and stuff. American legend. American icon. Robert Redford died 89 years old. Old. And we. We ran through a few of the movies this morning. One only Brady knew Jeremiah Johnson and the rest of us talked about movies that were good that he was in. One we forgot to mention and I've been back and forth on emails with was the probably a movie that caused. It's. That's when you know you've got yourself an incredible stamp on society. Not only did a couple of his movies like Butch Cassidy. Cassidy and the Sundance Kid creates like oh you're you know like a thing where if you do something you're like oh that's so Butch Cassidy. Like at the time that became like iconic Another one that he did that the title of the movie became an actual thing was Indecent Proposal. I forgot about that one. Somebody brought that up and it. And it. I have to wonder how many people just the premise of that movie caused conversation to this day. The Indecent Proposal. Now at the time, I think the movie came out in the 90s. Mid, mid early 90s.

[Brady]

Woody Harrelson.

[John Holmberg]

Woody, to me. More. Yeah.

[Brett]

93.

[John Holmberg]

It was a million dollars was all the offer was to sleep with his wife. And in 19, and even still, with inflation and the cost of living and everything else, there aren't too many dudes who wouldn't say yes to that. That is a fant. A fantastic offer for a million dollars. Matthia gets to go for a night. You say yes. Yeah. Yeah. What? You wouldn't do it with Ronnie one night. Million bucks in your hand. Nope.

[Brady]

You're not doing today's money. It's 2.2 million.

[Brett]

2.2.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so it's doubled. Even just a million. 19. Give me a million bucks. And it's a like. Yeah, I'm in. You have to talk her into it. I'm not going to sell her, but that's nice and I understand why. You're him and Han. You love money. You got to spend more than you're like Mr. Krabs. That is not true. A million dollars is a pretty good price for you. You wouldn't do it.

[Brett]

I'd have a tough time.

[John Holmberg]

What would be the. What's the dilemma? See, this is why this movie's fantastic.

[Brady]

What if she okayed it?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What if she's like, I want to do it? Would that make you even less interesting? Interested? I want to watch those high fives and says, this is going to be awesome. I'll be right back.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I want an earner.

[Brady]

Jump on it.

[John Holmberg]

Can I watch? Would you be worried that she'll find him better than you? Is that. Is it an insecurity? No.

[Brett]

Well, no. I don't think that so much just. Will it. How much will it change the complexity of our relationship?

[John Holmberg]

That's up to you.

[Brett]

It is. Is so on both sides. So it locked it down. I can't believe that it. It wouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

Because you can't stop thinking about it. What are you thinking?

[Brett]

It's just weird. It just. Well, one. I think there's better ways of. You won't make that much money.

[John Holmberg]

But that's the point, Brady.

[Brett]

I don't need that money.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you do. You love money. We all love that.

[Brett]

Sure.

[Brady]

Throw 2.2 million.

[John Holmberg]

Not to that today's money. 2.2 million.

[Brett]

Yeah. Not to that level.

[John Holmberg]

Not to just let somebody have at her. She's for it. You say no. Yeah, that's dumb.

[Brady]

You know, it's one of those things. You weren't the first.

[John Holmberg]

Brett makes a compelling argument.

[Brady]

Yeah. I mean, we all, you know, it is what it is.

[John Holmberg]

So somewhere in the middle, there was.

[Brady]

Somebody else there before you.

[John Holmberg]

She's all over a millionaire who handed you a briefcase.

[Brett]

Would it change after you open up the.

[John Holmberg]

I wonder what would change for that.

[Brady]

Pulp Fiction briefcase shows up and it lights up and I wonder, am I changing?

[John Holmberg]

If you had sight of it? Yeah, get on that thing. What do you want? Reverse cowgirl. She's good at that.

[Brett]

And then she's like, we should do this. Yeah. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Then if she's for it and you're. You would still probably stop. And you think you'd have the Woody Harrelson dilemma.

[Brett]

I don't know if I would. I mean, like, she's like, we should do this for these reasons. If she.

[John Holmberg]

Not for any reason. Just to have a million dollars given to you for just that. Yeah. That's what money is. Yeah. Yeah. We don't have to debate what you do with the money. You just have it. That's why the movie didn't do as well as people wanted it to, is because in the middle of it, guys are like, what's he crying for? Like, Woody got all sad and then she ended up leaving him because, you know. No, it did. She went home to a. Who wouldn't shut up about it, by the way. She did the. Demi Moore's the hero of the movie.

[Brett]

But she really didn't want to to because he was.

[John Holmberg]

Driven them into financial ruin. Didn't talk her into anything. He drove her. The whole family was in financial ruin because of him.

[Brett]

Because of him to begin with.

[John Holmberg]

Then they took money and tried to double it in Vegas because that was the only thing they had. And for some reason that was morally okay for everybody.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Never went back on that. Then they were dead broke. Got this offer, fixes everything she does. It's like, it was a nice night. Got to fly in a helicopter. I got most fun, like prom night. Pretty cool. And it was Robert Redford. Good looking man. Could have been worse. Comes home and he won't shut up about it. If he'd have just buckled down like a man. She just solved all of his financial problems. Everything he did as a deadbeat, she fixed it. And so she went home. He starts crying and bitching at her, fighting with her, and she goes, I'll just leave for him. Him.

[Brady]

I'm just trying to. I don't remember the end. Did she wind up banging Robert Redford?

[John Holmberg]

She left with him. Yeah. Okay.

[Brady]

I don't remember the end. I remember I seen it, but it.

[John Holmberg]

Was just, you know, and she was right. She left for the better man. Because when she went home and said, honey, I love you, look what I've done for our family, we're financially okay again. I can't believe you did this to us. Like, what? All right, I'm going back. He's got a lot more than a million dollars, man. I need a man. It's also different now. Yeah, it doesn't have to be. Can you sack up a little bit here, Carlson?

[Brady]

Matthew said a cash in hand. Brady. I'm putting my wife on her knees right in front of the guy.

[John Holmberg]

This guy says, we need Sydney Sweeney. An Indecent proposal remake and reverse it. She wants to sleep with your husband for a million dollars. And you, as the wife, have caused financial ruin for the family. You did something dumb with the money. Money destroyed everything. And so, in a weird sort of way to say, amazing happy ending, oh, it'd be phenomenal. That's a good movie. Because that does change the tide of it all.

[Brady]

So if Dua Lipa comes in and offers me a million dollars to Megan.

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't have to offer a penny. I'm doing this volunteer work. I want to have sex with your husband for free. Don. Bye. Here. Where's he going? He's running away, stretching his ass out. The guy's stretching his ass out. What's he doing? Playing a gong? I mean, Jesus. Oh, I'm telling the neighbors.

[Peter]

Guess what's gonna happen to me?

[John Holmberg]

I'm Tom Hanks now. I made fire. Yeah, when we. How much will you give us? Well, I was going to. He's gone, his clothes are off, and he's in the front yard. Let's go.

[Brett]

There's where the anger was. We could have made money on this. I did.

[John Holmberg]

You can't put a price tag on what happened to me. Holmberg's morning sickness. The Sydney Sweeney. That's a good idea to remake that movie. Sydney Sweeney's got a bunch of money. Comes to a slug like Brady's house, his wife has ruined everything by getting them involved in some sort of Ponzi scheme. Selling singing bowls. We're broken, and there's nothing we can do about it. You've got kidney cancer. Need an operation. Sydney Sweeney says, I'll give you $2.2 million to have sex with your husband. And it fixes everything. Medical bills, gone. Would Ronnie say yes? Yeah, you think?

[Brady]

So you could buy a kidney, then.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, no problem.

[Brady]

Don't gotta wait for anything.

[John Holmberg]

And you Gotta have sex with Sydney Sweeney to do it. I think most women be like, that's disgusting. Like, when it's flipped around like that, I don't know that it would be as easy with a. Especially if she's better looking than your wife. That would be rough, right? Because that was Woody's problem is Robert Redford was also handsome. It's not like some gross billionaire. It's like a lot of money came in.

[Brady]

Well, then you have that.

[Brett]

You'll just have that hanging over you the whole time afterwards.

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Brett]

From the wife.

[John Holmberg]

So what?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Then I'll close my eyes and think of it again.

[Brett]

Add it to the list.

[John Holmberg]

You're saying, yeah, exactly. What else? Oh, yeah, that. In the trash by the door. Yeah, I can. I can deal with this. I forget to shut the garage again. Sorry. I'll be back.

[Brady]

I'm driving my Ferrari to the bar. I'll see you later.

[John Holmberg]

I've had it. I watched that guy offered up.

[Brady]

I was just gonna say, yeah, come.

[John Holmberg]

To Steadman in Houston. I have 31 acres on a fun park. I'm like, yeah, we're going to Houston. That's gross. Sleep with that old man immediately or you're selfish, selfish woman.

[Brady]

You could have been Steadman had your own, you know, house out back.

[John Holmberg]

And that guy walked by me twice. I'm like, sorry about my wife's attitude. It's okay. I understand. I'm like, if you want me to.

[Brady]

Blow you right now, I just text, go get us that million dollars.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly the way it should be. You truly love each other. That shouldn't bother you. You're doing it for the family.

[Brady]

My wife loves me.

[John Holmberg]

Do it for the family. Breaking Bad. Yeah. My dad just text me about high yellow, and he says, we don't say that anymore. It's. It's considered offensive. I'm like, I told you it is. Now, he said his name is Troy. Hi. Ella's real name. He's 6:1, about 280. And pick up a mini donkey. I know, dad. He's in that.

[Brett]

He's going over. Have I told you this?

[John Holmberg]

He forgot all about his story and now he's. Yeah. What's happening with 78 years old? How do you know about him? That's Troy. He's a nice young man. And for a while there, he was 80 something. Now he's 30. He's in his early 30s. How yellow is Troy?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, sorry. Was he Benjamin Button?

[John Holmberg]

So that's Texas language for people like him. And evidently it's considered very Offensive, but he calls himself. Exactly. I told you something stupid would come back when I asked for a picture of it. He's in his early 30s. He's got green eyes. He's 6128-80-not- fat at all. He can pick up a mini donkey.

[Brady]

Better go get your dad checked out now.

[John Holmberg]

He's changing. Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute now, because I think my dad just didn't know.

[Brett]

Ruined the legend.

[John Holmberg]

Well, look, that happens when the legend is unbelievable to begin with. But he's not calling him.

[Brett]

So did he move? Are they.

[John Holmberg]

Did he wake up? Evidently it was at their last ranch, which I didn't know they had. You know, a new one. Now, I knew about this one. I didn't know they had another one in that. Where Yell stayed. Evidently it's in another town. Okay, so I don't know, but he can pick up a mini donkey. I was telling that. That's all my dad brags on us, that this guy can pick up donkeys. And it doesn't sound like much till you see a donkey.

[Brady]

You're like, does he still talk to Troy?

[John Holmberg]

I'll ask him. And then the end. Is my dad fixing all of the things he feels bad about. He's a really nice young man. I could have sworn he. Because he used to call my dad's wife Ms. Shauna. The White mother. Mama. This white mama right there. Farm hand on there. Supposed to talk about the people in that house like that. Anyway, my dad would do the Indecent Proposal. All men should. The remake's pretty good. So. John, you know, if Hollywood made a remake of that movie, it would be as a tranny. Now. Now we're cooking. Brady. Yeah. 5 million wants to have at you.

[Brett]

Man.

[John Holmberg]

And why all things are a go. Oh, it's you. It's you in that one. It can drive into you. You can drive into that.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

For five million dollars.

[Brett]

Five million.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna. There's no threat. There's no threat with the tranny that you'll ever think about that as something you're missing out on.

[Brett]

Oh, think about it. You won't forget it for the rest.

[John Holmberg]

Of your life, right? And then you just go to your apps, Desert financial savings, and then I'm like, Where is that one?

[Brett]

Brett.

[John Holmberg]

5. 5 million and decent proposal. It's a transsexual all.

[Brady]

So does it have a crank or no?

[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, I thought it was Petrus type loaded gun.

[John Holmberg]

It is a Petrus type thing with a. Yeah, Petrus cans. Petrus cans.

[Brady]

Oh, I'm in. Yeah, please. Now, if it was Taylor Swift body, no, but give me that Petrus cat.

[John Holmberg]

You've never seen anybody with a bigger smile on their face coming out from behind a butt going, this tastes like $5 million. Watch me roam. I'm gonna discover new things about everybody.

[Peter]

Not all about the money.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, I'll be walking away with money. You keep saying that when you're in court with me asking for half of it, it's gonna be about the money. So we both know that women always say that nonsense. It's not always about money. Funny, mine just told me to go get that million. Yeah, I know. Because if we get divorced, suddenly you and your lawyer are all about the money, so I'm pretty sure it's about the money. What are you doing? Practicing. Just in case that day comes. The billionaire transsexual offers us money. I'm in. I want to be ready. Put me in, coach. I'm like the natural. Pick me out a winner, Bobby. The lights all explode.

[Brady]

Go take on the whammer, huh?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. I strike the whammer. Max Mercy's drawing cartoons in the newspaper. The exploding lights, the round and third, so to speak. That'll be great. Decent proposal. Robert Redford. That one probably caused more conversation than any movie ever, and it still kind of lives in that half this half that world, people said. Anybody else favor email in their favorite Robert Redford movie with sneakers? Sneakers is really good. That's. That's almost like a culty, fun, good movie. That's not great, but it's always good. Like, it's just kind of cool all the way through. That's a good one. I like that. I forgot about sneakers too. Anyway, American legend, icon Robert redford gone in 89. We got ourselves some hot releases coming up in just a little bit. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Peter]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you.

[John Holmberg]

Peter? Getting emails like crazy about people. The guy emailed in as an interesting take on the indecent proposal. He said, 2.2 million by today's standards for one night. He goes, I'll tell you what, Let me Sweeten that pot. 2.2 million and you can keep her. You just bought yourself a lady friend. There's a lot of that. All sales, final, no returns.

[Katie]

No, he's saying, negotiate the sale.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm saying, she gone. 2.2 million for me. You want to sleep with my wife? I'll tell you what you just bought her. She's all yours. I'll pack her bags. It's like we were talking about with that guy in India that blew up and his friend just ran by. I'm like, there are plenty of you in the sea. Literally. It's a sea of. There are plenty of you in it. Bathing it is time now for the hot releases. They are glorious and they are upon us now. Got the movies, the music, the. All the stuff that we got. And it's brought to you by our friends over [e-mail]. why does this always get lost? New AC unit.com if you want to get a brand new air conditioner, I know what you're thinking about. Well, I'm not going to need it much anymore. Yeah, you are. And then it turns into a heater for. Don't for everybody. Forget about that. That's got to work just as hard doing that. So if you're burning out right now, are you starting to notice on all the time and it's not really getting down to temperature. Temperature. You're probably on your last legs. New AC unit.com changed the game. Three easy steps get you going. You make the order, they inspect the order, make sure everything's right. Back it up with a 100% guarantee. Nobody else does that. New acunit.com save thousands, save time. Buy online. New ac unit.com Toledo, you go first today. All right.

[Katie]

As far as games go, Lego Voyagers is out today. It's another. Yet another in the Lego games getting a little more sophisticated. But LEGO games are always pretty solid. The whole builder's environment on this one.

[John Holmberg]

This kind of ruins Legos really because they're. They come to life on the screen.

[Katie]

And you can never build that.

[John Holmberg]

No. But yeah, at home you just got Legos. These move around and do stuff.

[Katie]

This one's a little more realistic than the previous versions.

[John Holmberg]

This is like an acid trip. What are we watching? Legos are putting themselves together. Yep.

[Katie]

Teaming up, John.

[John Holmberg]

This is just building a universe of Legos. Yeah. That's kind of neat. And then do you fight other Legos or evil Legos?

[Katie]

Not in this. This one's just a building creative world.

[Brady]

Instead of buying real Legos.

[John Holmberg]

Yep. Yeah.

[Katie]

Do it virtually.

[John Holmberg]

Genius. And you can't step on it. You can't have that go through your toes.

[Katie]

Skate four is out. This is one of the preeminent skateboarding games. Been around for a while. Skate 3 has been out forever. And both of my boys still skate three.

[John Holmberg]

Do they?

[Brett]

That's out front of our build.

[Katie]

Might have been Alice or change.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Dragging across our bench in the front lobby. Knew we had to put chains on our big wooden bench because the skateboarders were here when Brett was it. Now Brett was going to shoot one of them. At one point you'd go out there with your gun and wave it around and tell him to get up. Property the gun you're not supposed to have. Get off our lawn. Hey, you guys, take your board somewhere else. Filthy little drug addicts. Go away. And they ruined our awesome wooden bench. Put chains on it. And to the credit, Trip re found the Allison chains logo. And if you come by our building, you can see we have a beautiful bench wrapped in chains. We called Alice and the logo's on it.

[Katie]

Well done on Amazon Prime. I believe tomorrow Gen V season two comes out.

[John Holmberg]

This took a minute, boys.

[Brett]

You like it?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I love it.

[Brett]

I haven't.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. First couple episodes I'm like, I don't think I like this. Then it got really good.

[Brady]

Is it the same characters or different characters all together?

[John Holmberg]

It's like a school for the next generation.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

And they, you know, Homelander's in the last one is. It's pretty awesome.

[Brady]

Starlight.

[John Holmberg]

Starlighter's in this. Yeah. And she's trying. Yeah. And if you watched the boys it tied back to Gen V at the last episode.

[Brady]

Oh, okay.

[John Holmberg]

So they the last. Now I'm guessing this season you're gonna have to have watched both cuz the first one stood alone. I don't think it would will anymore. He was at Amira. Now he's that.

[Brady]

For.

[Katie]

Brett's a big winner on Apple tv. Plus Morning show season four is returning Jennifer Aniston, Wreath Wizard Witherspoon.

[Brett]

The Wizard.

[Katie]

Billy Crudup.

[John Holmberg]

One episode of this. I hear it's great.

[Katie]

Lisa's watched all of it.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe this is an opportunity to make it work.

[Peter]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

It's just girls fighting over like anchors. They're anchors. Girls reset. A different company, a different culture. I'm bored already. Broads, broads, broads talking about each other.

[Katie]

This is apparently the big release this week.

[John Holmberg]

All guys watch that show going, oh, two girls working together can't get along big. Yeah. That's a shocker. And all women are like, this is crazy.

[Katie]

This is the new must watch. Apparently. Black Rabbit. It's from Jason Bateman. It's the new Ozark. So it's him and Jude Law and it's on Netflix this week.

[John Holmberg]

Jason Bateman.

[Katie]

Jason Bateman.

[John Holmberg]

How much do you owe Him, Vince. Big number.

[Katie]

When the owner of New York City's biggest hotspot, Jude Law, allows his troubled brother to return the to the family business, trouble multiplies.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Jason Bateman's got long hair. He's a troublemaker. Everything's falling apart.

[Katie]

Created it and executive produces it as well.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wow. Holding on by the skin of my teeth. I didn't budget for you. Interesting.

[Brady]

Oh, that's Baitman.

[John Holmberg]

Bateman's a baddie. Your brother has a real problem.

[Katie]

That's that local guy.

[John Holmberg]

That's the deaf guy from the deaf guy from Mesa. It's on me. 20 grand a week until we're speaking square. But if you're late one single day, that's it. The restaurant, it's ours. Oh, geez. With all the cussing. Geez, Toledo. Come on, Richard. That one looks pretty good. What was that called?

[Katie]

It's called Black Rabbit. Black Rabbit on Netflix.

[John Holmberg]

Writing that down.

[Katie]

This one's for you, John. Matchroom. The greatest showman. They're brash, bold, and total box office. Follow father and father and son duo Barry and Eddie Hearn, as they take their Essex based billion pound sports empire to new heights.

[John Holmberg]

Eddie Hearn is about as good as they get. Oh, my God, Richard. Enough with the F words for God's sakes, Richard. Yeah, the Eddie Hearn is amazing, guys. A documentary about Eddie. It's probably pretty great. I didn't know his dad was that.

[Katie]

Involved until recently on abc and then later on Hulu. This week's season two of High Potential is out.

[John Holmberg]

Getting the support you need. Girl from Always Sunny. You've inherited my. It's actually not like she's pretty good, but it's not a great show. Frogs. All right. He didn't watch anything with women in it. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[Katie]

Movie on Hulu swiped. Apparently it tells the story of how Bumble was created and how the dating platforms change.

[John Holmberg]

It's pretty all consuming. You know, we're together all the time.

[Brett]

I'll take F word.

[John Holmberg]

You know, families can get messy. Right.

[Katie]

I'll take s word.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just going to stop right there.

[Katie]

So it's the story of Bumble.

[John Holmberg]

And by the way, did you see Connor won an Emmy for.

[Katie]

Well, weren't they both two of them up there?

[John Holmberg]

Tanner and Connor Tanner.

[Katie]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

Right, Nick, I want to watch that whole season over again. Are they coming back for another one soon? Will you hurry that up in the hot releases?

[Katie]

I will. I will do that.

[John Holmberg]

I will find love.

[Katie]

Yeah, that's all I got. This week.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Bert. Music.

[Brady]

We'll start off with American Television. It's a punk band. You're not alone.

[Katie]

Alex Blasco.

[John Holmberg]

It is a bunch of unsuspecting chubby white guys.

[Brady]

I think they all got the day off from Chiba Hut.

[John Holmberg]

It's not terrible for what punk is.

[Brady]

They'd have been better off not showing.

[Brett]

The band members like they just got off the roof.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. They were. They were.

[Brady]

Achieve a Hut working.

[John Holmberg]

Interesting. All right.

[Brady]

Our Boys Dead. New album hit stores this week. This is Propose Myself.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Or Propose Be By Himself.

[John Holmberg]

Propose. Yeah. Be By Myself. Be Myself. It's not Be By Myself. It's Be Myself. Yeah. All right. These guys are good lies. They are energy. Who's the singer? Joe, Remember? Who was he dating? Somebody.

[Brady]

That was Maria from In this Moment.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. And that makes someone who listens very angry.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He did all right.

[Brady]

You never know. What dead though. I know.

[John Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Yeah. That caused a lot of trouble with some guy that was in love with her and was emailing our station about he was gonna do something terrible. We had armed guardians and I had.

[Brady]

To interview him too. At that U Fest.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. We had all those people up on the buildings.

[Brady]

I prevails. Got a new one out. This is violent nature. And it starts off with some curses. So I jumped in a little bit. I jumped in a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

But you don't know from there.

[Brady]

Can't go from there.

[John Holmberg]

What happened to our language? All right. I don't know if you're saying. Just in case you can't play any of the music to preview. Preview it anymore.

[Brady]

Cardi B's got a new one. I'm not even going there because it started. I just wanted to show the picture. So, yeah, it. It was pretty much all.

[John Holmberg]

All cussing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

She's filthy.

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

She get a real mouth on her. That Cardi beef. Well, you can go listen to that if you want.

[Brady]

How about Stoned Jesus? Shadowland. Typical stone.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Bring it back. Forest Time.

[Brady]

Stoner rock they get to when they.

[John Holmberg]

Get to it, bro. That's true. Go to hell. Not yet. It all depends on right now.

[Katie]

I second my opinion.

[John Holmberg]

This is the bridge. We're almost there. Force has to kick it now. If it goes back to the verse here, it's over.

[Brett]

Feel like it stabbed over.

[John Holmberg]

That just got. Is boring and almost something close. Stoned James. Jesus.

[Brady]

How about Sarah McLaughlin?

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

What this is reminds me.

[John Holmberg]

Is this gonna make Dog's Eyes Goop.

[Brady]

I don't think so.

[Brett]

Katie Gavin's in this. Oh, she's good.

[John Holmberg]

Sarah's forever to be associated with sick, shaking little dogs.

[Katie]

Even she knows it.

[John Holmberg]

She said in an interview, like, there's nothing you can do about it. Baby loves what I want.

[Katie]

I wouldn't have expected. I wouldn't have expected it'll look way that.

[Brett]

That good.

[John Holmberg]

She has aged very well. She about to yodel. What's with. This is like a super lesbian song. Like, everybody in the video is kissing and they're all girls.

[Brett]

Rug weaven music.

[Katie]

This is showing a Dale bar, but Dale ain't watching two lesbians.

[John Holmberg]

This is. This is. You know how they have the black national anthem before football games? Now they do this before WNBA games. Right before the national anthem, I play the lesbian national anthem. And then.

[Brady]

All right, let's do what we've been doing the last couple weeks. Let's do a little soul. This is Funky Maiden doing number of the beast.

[John Holmberg]

AI has created Funk Maiden. Him who had understanding reckon the number of the beats. I'm going to love it. I love it. For it is a human number. Its number is 666. Funk Maiden is a lot better than Iron Maiden Left alone. Come on. My mind was blank.

[Brett]

Elvis.

[John Holmberg]

I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind.

[Peter]

What did I say?

[Katie]

That's the lead singer right there, Brittany.

[Peter]

Can I believe that what I saw.

[John Holmberg]

That night was real and not just fantasy? This is great.

[Peter]

What I saw.

[John Holmberg]

We need to just redo all the songs we play iPhone.

[Brett]

For Tuesday.

[John Holmberg]

Back to back. Bring it home. I love the horns. It's so good. It's so great. I'm gonna list the whole thing. So good. All right, that is Funk Maiden.

[Brady]

And we'll go another AI song, which we've been doing. This one will be for Dale as well. This is I'll suck it so hard you'll pull the sheets out your ass.

[John Holmberg]

The sheets will come out of your ass. And this is by Rusty. Who? Rusty Hayf. Okay. I wear my lipstick like a loaded.

[Peter]

Gun Snap my gum when the job's begun. I got a secret talent, honey, it's true. When I put my mouth on you I'll blow your meat.

[Brett]

No need to ask.

[Peter]

You'll be rising and shouting flat on your back so high you'll think it's your last I'll swallow you so deep.

[John Holmberg]

That was a mistake. Wow. When they get robots to start talking to us like this.

[Peter]

Seeing stars, hearing bells, gripping on the bed like a carousel.

[John Holmberg]

I'll suck you're getting half heart.

[Brady]

All right, so that'll bring us to N word or F word.

[John Holmberg]

I want to watch more of that. I don't care about the other thing that's these AI girls are getting. I think I'm inventing them with my mind. That's proof. I think I'm part of the simulace. This is my solopsism that I'm inventing this next world because it's everything I want it to be.

[Brady]

And this one is ghetto boys. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

[John Holmberg]

Feels good to be a gangster. Oh, I. I know it already. I'm first. All right. Friendly N word.

[Brett]

Damn it.

[Katie]

I'll go hardcore inward, depending on where you're at in the song.

[John Holmberg]

Such a great song. I'll go F word from office space. Yep. Yeah. Here we go. You start in the beginning. Yeah. Oh, man. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

[Brett]

A real gangster ass plays his cars right? A real gangster ass never runs his mouth.

[John Holmberg]

I missed it. Damn it. I missed the F1. Got the two ends. I went again. I knew that one. I love that song.

[Brett]

It's too easy.

[John Holmberg]

That's a great one. More of Funk Maiden.

[Brady]

We can keep it going.

[John Holmberg]

It's better than. Bruce Dickinson sang the national anthem at the Steelers game this weekend. It was just terrible.

[Brady]

I thought he just text me, said, if they sounded like that, I'd go see Maiden again.

[John Holmberg]

Same. She didn't like it. I'm not a Maiden guy. A couple of songs here and there, but I don't get the. Some dudes just change their lives. Yes. Our buddy Chris Cotero. Yeah. And the funny thing is, like, Katero, I told him, I said, dickinson. I saw it. He sounded horrible doing the national anthem. He goes, you got to give him credit, though. I'm like, you wouldn't if it was the weekend, Right? Of course. Because if it was, like, some pop singer, he wouldn't give him credit for, like, it's a hard song to sing because it's Bruce. I mean, Iron Maiden fans are weird. They're almost all named Mike. They all call themselves Iron Maiden Mike, and they have a tattoo of an album cover somewhere on their box body.

[Brady]

It's Eddie on the third album.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody knows who Eddie is but you guys. They live in a bubble. Well, there you go. There's a few of them in there. Not bad. But Funk Maiden wins the day. I'll take that. It's 9:45. There you go, everybody. That. And what was the Jason Bateman show? Black. Black Rabbit. Black Rabbit.

[Katie]

On Netflix.

[John Holmberg]

All right. That one I liked. Those are your hot releases. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. PD.

[Peter]

You thought that was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?

[John Holmberg]

We're almost on time. Hot dog. Don't know how we're done it. By the way, before we move on, I have to say something I forgot to say yesterday. I want to say today. Lost our home Pet rescue massive success. On the weekend they found a home for Grayson. And we have featured Grayson a couple of times. Grayson was that dog Brett with the silver blue eyes. Remember that? Beautiful dog. Amazing dog. Had little quirks. Couldn't be around other dogs very much and like, had to be super specific for somebody. 700 days at the shelter has a home. So again, another wildly awesome patient story. And Grayson started getting a little institutionalized where he's getting a little grumpy, a little depressed, and then he'd come out of it and go back into it. And Grayson was kind of having some, you know, highs and lows. But they found a home. Great people who found a great spot. So Grayson is no longer in the shelter. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean, hey, the shelter's one less. Nope. I'm sure there'll be more coming in. It's a never ending cycle. But when you see little stories like that, you realize what great people work over there at Lostar home rescue. So nice work to my friends over there. Good work. And Grayson, congratulations. And to the people who got Grayson, you have the coolest looking dog I've ever seen. If they still have pictures of Grayson on their website or their Instagram, the eyes and the pictures don't do it justice in person. It's even crazier. They're. What do they call those things? Those marbles that were. They had a. Agates. Agates. No, I know that's another name for marble, but they had the ones that were. They had the steelies, which were just plain steel. And then they had another name for the ones that were electric white blue. And that was what his eyes looked like. They looked painted. It was incredible. So great work. Lost our own pet rescue. I'm proud to be a little tiny piece of that organization. They do great work. It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black self defense training. Yesterday we were over there. I was up there. And we end up throwing the football around for a while and running around doing stuff like that. And the next thing you know, we're doing ground fighting. It was a schizophrenic day, but it was awesome. All sorts of training. We were just playing football to goof around and then I was throwing. I haven't thrown a football in forever. It felt great. And then we got on the ground and started doing some fighting and it was a blast. Learning ground stuff I've never known before because statistics, statistically, any sort of street fight, like 99 of them go to the ground in seconds and they don't last much longer than 12 or 13 seconds max, so you better know what to do. And little weird things that you start to learn. Something called shrimping, which I'm terrible at, but I will get better at it. And the more we do it, the more fun I had. It was a great time yesterday and I am, to be honest with you, dead tired today. I am worn out. The workout kicked in all my muscles that I don't normally normally use. I used them yesterday and it feels fantastic. Get in great shape. Learn something about yourself, learn something about society, then implement it all and become a sheepdog. That's how it works. Reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brett]

Hulk Hogan's ex wife Linda thinks that he was left out of the Emmys In Memoriam segment because of his Trump supporter.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's because he said the N word a bunch of times.

[Brett]

It's just a guess. Said considering the way he was treated his last appearance at la.

[John Holmberg]

He got busted for that NWORD problem that he had on that leaked call and it rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. And then the Trump thing probably didn't help in Hollywood. It's a combination of a bunch of Hulk Hoganisms.

[Brett]

Yeah, cuz I guess supposedly he was talking about when he was booed out of the building on a Monday night Raw back in January. Also left out, but I know the reason is Gene Hackman, Val Kilmer, Tony Todd, but they're mostly for the movie.

[John Holmberg]

I think Tony Todd did some TV stuff, but.

[Brett]

Jessica Simpson recently had to sign over a hundred thousand dollar boat she bought Tony romo back in 2009. He gave her mom a call saying I'm selling the boat that she gave me back in 2009. Yeah, but, but her name is on the title. Oh, I needed to sign it over.

[John Holmberg]

Wait, how long did they date that she bought him a boat?

[Brett]

I think they were together from 2000 oh, 2007 through 2009.

[John Holmberg]

No, I see it said you think that. That makes me nervous when you think that and then just throw it numbers. But that's on the paper and I.

[Brett]

Just saw it on the paper.

[John Holmberg]

Two years math I ever bought you a boat? Waiting two years, Jessica.

[Brett]

Two years got him a boat. First 29th birthday.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, we blew it, boys.

[Brady]

He could afford.

[John Holmberg]

Not because of the women. That's what I'm saying. It's because we're not high profile men.

[Brett]

So she signed it over and she goes, she was telling a story on stage, I guess the other night and said, sign it over to him. And guess what? He gave me it. Thank you.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, boy.

[Brett]

Plastic cups.

[John Holmberg]

Nice plastic cups.

[Brett]

So she says, wow, well, I already got those. I'm glad we didn't work out.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I mean, on his boat it might get rocky. You can't have glass.

[Brett]

Well, that's a gift too.

[John Holmberg]

It's not like that wasn't a fair gift though. If somebody gives you a boat and you give them some solo cups, there's going to be a noticeable exchange problem here. That's not fair. That's Trump's tariffs are based totally on stuff like this.

[Brett]

Birthday gift.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Of a car. And you turn around and that was your birthday gift. And 10 years later you sell the car.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You reach out to that person that gave you a car and give them a gift for that.

[John Holmberg]

What are you talking about? Shouldn't give him cups now. Or she didn't.

[Brett]

She gave him the boat as a birthday present on his 29th birthday.

[John Holmberg]

And he gave her cups for her birthday.

[Brett]

No, he's saying she got as a thank you.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Brett]

Oh, he sent her plastic cups.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we didn't have to get her anything. I know her name off the title.

[Brady]

That was an fu.

[John Holmberg]

And yeah, I'm good without you. You bought him a boat?

[Brady]

Crazy.

[John Holmberg]

Fifteen years ago, you lunatic.

[Brett]

Can't expect something back from him.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, it's nice that he got himself. Plastic cups are kind of a thanks.

[Brett]

For signing it over.

[John Holmberg]

Better just not do anything. And maybe there's something we don't know during their relationship that like is a little tip of the cat cap to plastic cups. They might have. He might have shoved one in her or something. Or they used them for like he would fill them up for her and then she'd drink it as a protein shake in the morning. We don't know their plastic cup ties. It might have been a joke between the two of them, but he would have been better off not getting her anything. Just saying get off.

[Brady]

Yeah. Here's a Applebee's gift card.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Get some riblets.

[John Holmberg]

That sounds all right.

[Brett]

Ed Sheeran says he has plans for a an album when he does Dies to be released after he dies. It's called Eject.

[John Holmberg]

Eject. I like that. It's a good idea.

[Brett]

And it's in his will.

[John Holmberg]

It'll have 10 or 12 songs that he'll have recorded ready to go pop out after he does.

[Brett]

It's his 10 best unreleased songs he's written since he was 18.

[John Holmberg]

That's.

[Brett]

They did the announcement of who's opening for Coachella. Coachella.

[John Holmberg]

Coachella.

[Brett]

Coachella. Justin Bieber, Sabrina Carpenter, Carol G. Huge Devo.

[John Holmberg]

Not huge.

[Brett]

They're not.

[John Holmberg]

They're not. They're on.

[Brett]

They're on there, but they're not the.

[John Holmberg]

They're not headline. We know that. Bieber, Carol G. And who?

[Brett]

Any ma.

[John Holmberg]

No, you had the first one.

[Brett]

Justin Bieber, Sabrina Carpenter.

[John Holmberg]

Sabrina Carpenter was the one.

[Brett]

Elton John had his old kneecaps baked into jewelry. So he had double knee replacement last year and he asked if he could keep the kneecaps from the surgery.

[John Holmberg]

They always say no.

[Brett]

So the jewelry designer got a hold of of them.

[John Holmberg]

That's garbage.

[Brett]

He baked them, then they had him dry them out. Then he says it's like a pumice stone when they're done. So then he painted them, put some acetate and just polished them up.

[John Holmberg]

Huh.

[Brett]

He turned one kneecap into a gold plated necklace. Looks like an old artifact from Egypt. And the other one's engraved. And it's a brooch.

[John Holmberg]

I wasn't allowed to keep my shoulder caps and I wanted them like a brooch.

[Brady]

A pterodactyl.

[Brett]

I asked for the kidney.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you can't keep that. That would stink. Oh, I don't think the bones jar.

[Brett]

It up, I suppose, cuz they got all sorts of.

[John Holmberg]

How soon would you taste that?

[Brett]

That kidney?

[John Holmberg]

It would take me a week before I'd have to at least lick it. You wouldn't just feeling that in your hands, squeeze it. I would have to take at least a little. I would eat a little of me. You would have just left it in the jar.

[Brett]

Yeah, because it's a tainted kidney.

[John Holmberg]

So I can do any damage to you eating it? I'd give it a taste. Let's fry it up real quick. Just cut up, cut a chunk out like those little, you know, have the steak that you put on the hot rock.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Get yourself a square kidney.

[Brett]

Like a Korean barbecue.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You've eaten worse. Trust Me. I've seen you pile down Mongolian barbecue. You pick stuff off. Off the floor and put it in.

[Brady]

The bowl, smash it down.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know if this is part of the food, but it was close to it. Put it in. You'd eat it. Maybe we'd take it. We'd cook that right up. What if it was good? Then it's worse.

[Brett]

Getting more kidney.

[John Holmberg]

That's the bigger fear. That's what. If you liked it, I'd do it.

[Brett]

There'd be a lot more camping trips going, fighting. People go camping.

[John Holmberg]

Think of how many. Oh, yeah, you'd be stealing kidneys. Think of how many times you've, like, eaten a scab or sucked blood out of your body to nose hairs. You're swallowing that stuff all the time. The time.

[Brett]

Well, then. And I know what it tastes like.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know what your kidneys taste like. You know, a general blood flavor.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Because you wouldn't just go stab a cow.

[Brett]

Tastes like chicken.

[John Holmberg]

Tastes like tainted kid.

[Brett]

People say most of the time.

[John Holmberg]

Phenomenal. That's a good Dexter episode. Discovers how much he likes the taste. And now he needs more. I hope Brady finds some himself in that pickle someday. It's 1008. That's it for us. Larry's coming up next. You guys have yourselves a fantastic Tuesday, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness.

[Peter]

So long.

[John Holmberg]

Later. Bye. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.