09-16-25 - Tom Brady In The Raider's Booth Last Night Calling Plays Seems Shady - White House Statement Claims Stephen Miller Doesn't Play w/Dolls Meaning He Def Does And Reminds John Of His OJ Doll

Summary

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Episode Overview

Main Theme:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (09-16-25) is a lively, irreverent conversation centered on recent sports news—especially Tom Brady’s conspicuous activity in the Las Vegas Raiders’ coaching booth. The hosts riff on NFL rules, cheating, and suspicions about Brady’s dual role as a Fox broadcaster and Raiders minority owner. They also pivot to mock a White House press statement about senior advisor Stephen Miller supposedly not "playing with dolls," diving into a playful debate about adults and their toys. The episode is rich with signature banter, unexpected pop culture references, and tongue-in-cheek humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tom Brady in the Raiders’ Booth: Suspicion and Satire

Timestamps: 02:33 – 15:49

• Brady's Odd Role:
  Tom Brady, a 5% Raiders owner and future Fox NFL announcer, was caught in the Raiders’ coaching box, allegedly helping call plays with OC Chip Kelly. The crew’s consensus: “something doesn’t add up.”

  "Tom Brady's the dog that bit someone years ago and did some damage. And then you're like, oh, he's fine now. You still have to keep your eye on that dog."
  — John Holmberg, 03:38

• NFL Security and Cheating:
  Holmberg launches into NFL paranoia around play secrecy, suggesting Brady is exploiting a system loophole.

  “In the NFL... the guys are known to cheat a lot. Oh, I know. And the one who got caught the most is now an owner of a team.”
  — John Holmberg, 05:23

  • The crew jokes about sending a Fox crew member as a proxy to gather intel for Brady (06:19).

    “He's cheating again. And he's doing it kind of right out in the open last night.”
    — John Holmberg, 06:34

• Double Agent Gags & Rivalries:
  They playfully label Brady a "double agent" likely sabotaging the Raiders (“destroy the Raiders from the inside”—12:42) and bring up NFL rivalries:

  “No Yankee should own a Red Sock. That should never... I used to play for the Yanks, now I own the Red Sox. I get double agent sickness.”
  — John Holmberg, 13:07

  • Extended analogy with team owners and sports betrayals (Steelers/Ravens, etc.), with jokes at the Cardinals’ expense for being too unimportant to cheat from (15:12).

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2. White House: “Stephen Miller Doesn’t Play With Dolls”—Which Means He Does

Timestamps: 16:49 – 30:23

• Political Satire:
  The hosts lampoon the White House’s official statement denying advisor Stephen Miller “plays with dolls,” arguing such denials always confirm the rumor.

  “If we put out a press release right now that said Brett sews. Everybody thinks Brett sews raggedy hands all day and then makes them talk to each other. That's insane.”
  — John Holmberg, 18:03

• The Adult Toy Debate:
  Bantering about adults collecting or playing with Star Wars figures and the like:

  “You have a whole room dedicated to toys. Occasionally you're gonna go in there and play. Play with. I would hope.”
  — John Holmberg, 19:08

  • Elaborate, comedic roleplay imagining a grown man caught mid-action-figure tryst (21:46 onward).

• Denial = Guilt:
  The gang riffs hard on the concept that an official denial always equates to the truth in public opinion.

  “If you say you don't play with dolls, guess what? You play with loads of dolls. Loads of dolls.”
  — John Holmberg, 22:43

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3. The Slippery Slope of Adult Toys, Action Figures, and Collectibles

Timestamps: 24:31 – 39:53

• Nostalgia and the O.J. Simpson Doll:
  Holmberg confesses to once owning a large O.J. Simpson action figure and shares stories about its use (mixed with not-so-subtle O.J. jokes).

  "I used to always take my O.J. Simpson doll, which was oversized, ironically, and just split Barbie's legs in half...I liked when Barbie's legs went and snapped off, and apparently so did OJ because he liked when a blonde woman's parts fell off."
  — John Holmberg, 32:17

• Resale Values and Collectibles:
  The team browses eBay for O.J. dolls—debating prices, outfits, autographs, and a parody “OJ collectible machete.”

  “$500 bucks for an autographed OJ doll. Respect my childhood.”
  — John Holmberg, 36:51

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4. Adult Play and Its Limitations

Timestamps: 26:14 – 30:49 & 38:31 – 39:53

• Drawing the Line:
  Deliberation over where “playing with toys” stops being fatherly or nostalgic and starts being creepy.

  "If you're doing it by yourself, there's a problem...If you'd be embarrassed if your wife walked in and it was just you with the cars...it's trouble."
  — John Holmberg, 38:48

• LARPing, Dungeons & Dragons, World of Warcraft:
  Playful condemnation of behaviors considered too far (LARPing, making dolls "hump or scissor," etc.).

  “If they start getting figurines and, like, making them talk and walk and stuff, they've lost it. It's a bridge too far.”
  — John Holmberg, 30:50

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-----------|-------|---------| |03:38| "Tom Brady's the dog that bit someone years ago and did some damage...You still have to keep your eye on that dog."| John Holmberg | |05:23| “In the NFL... the guys are known to cheat a lot. Oh, I know. And the one who got caught the most is now an owner of a team.”| John Holmberg | |06:34|“He's cheating again. And he's doing it kind of right out in the open last night.”| John Holmberg | |13:07|“No Yankee should own a Red Sock. That should never...I get double agent sickness.”| John Holmberg | |18:03|“If we put out a press release right now that said Brett sews...Everybody thinks Brett sews raggedy hands all day.”| John Holmberg | |22:43| “If you say you don't play with dolls, guess what? You play with loads of dolls.” | John Holmberg | |32:17| "I used to always take my O.J. Simpson doll, which was oversized, ironically, and just split Barbie's legs in half...I liked when Barbie's legs went and snapped off, and apparently so did OJ because he liked when a blonde woman's parts fell off." | John Holmberg | |38:48| "If you're doing it by yourself, there's a problem...If you'd be embarrassed if your wife walked in and it was just you with the cars...it's trouble." | John Holmberg | |30:50| “If they start getting figurines and, like, making them talk and walk and stuff, they've lost it. It's a bridge too far.” | John Holmberg |

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Additional Segments

- Musical Wake-Up & Concert Chat

Timestamps: 39:53 – 40:35

• Wake up song: “Sin” by Nine Inch Nails, in honor of their concert that night.

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains a blend of sharp satire, sports nerdery, and raunchy playful banter. Holmberg leads with wry, conspiratorial monologues, while the rest of the crew peppers in asides, punchlines, and soundboard gags. The humor is irreverent and no one—including the hosts themselves—is safe from ridicule.

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For New Listeners

• If you haven’t heard the episode:
  Expect high-energy sports talk, pop culture references, dark humor, and candid riffing that jumps from NFL controversies (especially Tom Brady’s divided loyalties) to the absurdity of adult collectibles.
• Key takeaways:
  • Watch for “double agents” in sports and politics alike.
  • Official denials are fuel for mockery.
  • Nostalgia for toys is universal but there are limits—at least according to Holmberg.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

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[D]

You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. Like to welcome you to this morning's show with John, Brett and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us Hobbs, but we are not worth miles to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's bobbing Johnny's knock? They think DUA Leap was great for the faint of heart. They're not over his morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Makes them laugh, makes em cry. In all seriousness and fun. Make cock rides with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha ha. But that's a prereq. They own the mornings airing over 20 years. Like a blue pill they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed. Colburn's morning sickness. You gotta get up to here and you laugh until you peel. Wipe you off when they are done. Make your cock rise with the sun. Homework's morning sickness. You got to tune in and listen. Tap that up yet. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red radio's got you, son.

[C]

Thanks. Miles to nowhere. That's Katie and the hobs rounding out there. You know we're closing in on that October, November, November time of year where we do this all over again. What? Playdio. Oh, I know. I think it's only like 70 days to play to you. It's 100 days to Christmas. Suck on that for five seconds. We are starting tomorrow inside of 100 days to Christmas. Yikes. All right, everybody. Here we go again. You heard it here first. Who was right and who didn't do a thing about it? You. Tom Brady was in the booth last night with the Raiders. O.C. evidently, Chip Kelly and him talked three, four times a day. He was, he was in the row above. He was in the row above him. But it was all business in the coach's box, listening to the plays getting called, making comments and doing anything else. He was there and their offense didn't look very good. So eventually he's going to have some chats. He was, he's very close to, he's a 5% minority owner in the Raiders. And I've been saying this for about three months now. Tom Brady. We need to keep a close eye on Tom Brady. Tom Brady's the dog that bit someone years ago and did some damage. And then you're like, oh, he's fine now. You still have to keep your eye on that dog. I have a dog named Yardley. Three legged dog. Went through hell as a puppy. Not sure if she was a bait dog or just abused, but she lost her whole front shoulder. She's a sweetheart to me. She sometimes doesn't like other people. And I keep my eye. If I ever have her out of the house, she's in a muzzle. She has bitten other dogs, mine. And she has done some damage. And she, she, when she was younger took a swing at a few people. Like, we can't keep her around people anymore. Put a muzzle on Yardley just because now she is now, you know, she's 10 now, much calmer. You don't get that same kind of feeling around her. Guess what? I still do. I still muzzle her because she's got a history.

[E]

She's got the abilities.

[C]

You just don't know. And I don't want to find out. She's still got that in her. I don't believe she does. But I take her out of those situations. I don't put her in those situations. Tom Brady is that he's got this job with Fox. You heard me break this down before. He has a team of Fox employees now because he's not allowed to meet before games, he broadcasts with any of the players or coaches because he could glean information out of those interviews of games he's broadcasting. They know they shouldn't be doing it or he'd be allowed in those. And everybody goes, oh, it's no big deal. It's no big deal. Then why isn't he allowed to go to the pre game meetings during the week? Why isn't he allowed to go on the facility? And if you've ever driven past the Cardinals practice facility, there is a fence, there are oleanders, there is a green sheet over the fence. They have A bubble dome for when they work on plays. Basic fields are for working out. No drones allowed in the area. Why? Because in the NFL, and I think Tom might know something about this, the guys are known to cheat a lot. Oh, I know. And the one who got caught the most is now an owner of a team. And he's getting people like, well, he's not allowed in the meetings. What can he do? I don't know. Brett Fessley, I ask you this. If you're the guy going in by proxy for Tom to these meetings with, let's say, oh, I don't know, he's going to do a Denver Broncos game, a division rival, and he goes in and you're like, hey, Brett, here's 100 grand. You know, get some video for me or do something like this.

[A]

No problem, Chiefs, no problem. Ready?

[C]

We've got this. Well, they're only putting in plays for that. Yeah, but you know what? They're doing formations and packages with players. They're working on some stuff that only the broadcast team gets to see.

[E]

He only wants to interview the O.C.

[C]

He'S cheating again. And he's doing it kind of right out in the open last night. He's sitting in the box. If Bill Bidwell walked onto Jerry Jones practice facility, and even if they don't have a game together, they'd stop everything and he'd be asked to leave. No one from another team is allowed on your practice facility at all at any time because they don't know why you're there. You're up to something. And Tom Brady sat there last night calling some offensive plays with Chip Kelly. They evidently chat the entire time.

[E]

Two or three times a week.

[C]

Two or three times when they made a point of it during the broadcast. There he is. Of course, he doesn't have a lot of time to go to games anymore because he's got a Sunday job with Fox. That's right. Where he's just passing information on about other things that have happened. It's an easy cheat. And he. Look, I'm not saying I'm 100% sure he's cheating, but if there's anybody to keep an eye on when it comes to, hey, this is an open door to skirting the system. He's the one Michael Vick hanging around the Humane Society. Maybe he's got great intentions. Somebody needs to wrangle him up and get him away just in case he's got a penchant for the old days. Tom Brady likes two things. Kissing his son on the lips. Possibly with some tongue and cheating in football. That's what he loves. He was great at both. Tongue kissing his son and cheating at football. And here we are watching him sit up there again. And I will not clutch my pearls and I will not feign surprise. The day they say oh, Tom was passing on information to the Raiders OC from something he got off of one of his broadcast meetings. Guarantee you something ain't right.

[E]

Wonder if it's his way of trying to get out of the broadcast.

[C]

He ain't trying to get out. Get out of that. He's a double agent, Brady. You gotta keep an eye on double agents. I don't even like. Like this Sunday when the Steelers played the Seahawks and DK Metcalf dropped like three easy passes. And I'm like, is he a double agent? Did he come all the way over here just to help the Seahawks get an extra? Do they have other players that have left the thing to say, all right, double agents. I don't trust them and I don't trust Tom Brady, and neither should you. Always have a raised eyebrow towards him. Always. And it's weird. And they're starting to bring stories out going, is this. Is this okay? Just Tom Brady in the coaching box tonight. Can't do Sunday games because of Fox broadcast gigs, but the Monday Night Football game, he can. That's not normal, man. Mark my words. You heard it here first. Something's gonna come from this. And maybe it will be that he can't do the Fox games anymore. But no other 5% owner is in the coach's box bringing information. And again, he's so busy with his broadcast, how could he possibly know the ins and outs of the Raiders offense well enough to consult Chip Kelly two or three times a week? Oh, I know. Cause he's out there getting information from other teams and bringing it back. It's Jack assery at the highest level, and nobody's saying anything but me. I remember saying it on the podcast I'm doing with Dale, the sports thing. And I said, you don't see a problem with this? Come on, Johnny. And I said, dale, let's see. Carmen from San Francisco comes wandering onto your facility and just starts walking around different. You guys would have beat him up.

[A]

Dale, of all people.

[C]

He's been there. I know the Cardinals hide their place. They've been terrible for 50 years and they still feel a need. Like they still worry somebody's trying to steal something from them. Trust me, Cardinals, you're the trailer park of the NFL. You and the Browns don't need to put. You should. In fact, you should put clear glass around your practice facility. Just so you know, nobody's looking. It would be easier just to move the one dude that might stare into the facility. What's going on in there? Oh, that's with the Cardinals practice. The St. Louis Cardinals? No, no, the football one. Oh. Anyway, then you just move on. The Cardinals are worried somebody might steal their. Their practices. Ain't nobody stealing any Cardinal practices. They still buckle it down like it's Fort Knox. And Tom Brady, there he is with one hand in this pie and one hand in this pie, smiling, eating his TV 12 shakes, just laughing at all of us. Well, not me. Tom Brady. I see it. I see it. And I put one more year on it before somebody says, this dude shouldn't be allowed to be doing this anymore. If he's gonna, he's gotta do one or the other. If he wants to be an owner, that's fine, but it's just, it's like a silent witness. You're not allowed at coaches boxes. And you can be up in the booth and stuff. You just, you collect a check, you've got no say in this thing. Or you quit the Fox game, which it gets $35 million a year for. It's gonna be a tough quit. I don't think he's pulling 35 million a year. As a 5% minority interest guy with the Raiders. Maybe a few million, definitely.

[E]

But it's cost him right now.

[C]

What, the Raiders thing? Yeah, maybe. Either way. And also, I mean, the Raiders. The tuck rule. Raider fans can't be okay with this. He's a double agent. He f'd the Raiders out of a potential super bowl run back in 2001 with the worst call in football history. Smiled, laughed, and walked off the field. Only to cheat really hard next year with videotapes and stuff like that. Next three years. Then he just smiles and he goes, guess what? I own now. The Raiders. And I'm gonna call some of the plays. I watched him call some plays last night. Raiders scored nine points. They looked like garbage when Tom Brady was there helping out. He hates the Raiders. He makes 35 million.

[E]

He's laying low right now.

[C]

Yeah, 35 million with fo 5% of his ownership. And destroy the Raiders from the inside. I don't know what they were thinking. The Steelers would never put Ray Lewis in their ownership group. It's not happening when Lamar Jackson retires. The last thing I want to see is Lamar Jackson in the owner's box. I'm Spot on Pittsburgh Steelums.

[A]

Ray Rice isn't going to be hanging out.

[C]

No lifer Raven is going to be a Steelers owner. John Harbaugh is not going to quit and go, I went and owned some Steeler stuff. Like, no, you're not even allowed to own a jersey. You're not getting in this. Raider fans need to take some time off work. Probably get up there and start marching around your practice facility. When Tom Brady's are going, you gotta go, dude, you're a bad. You're bad. That's just bad juju. No Yankee should own a Red Sock. That should never. Like, I used to play for the Yanks, now I own the Red Sox. I get double agent sickness.

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[C]

Holmberg's morning sickness. No, nothing. The Cardinals can have anybody they want. Anybody interested in throwing a few bucks. That way the Cardinals cross streams. Look, there's nothing. There's no rivalry. There's. I mean, the 49ers, sort of, but there's been no, like, you stopped us from going to the Super Bowl. You bat. There's no, like, you don't think Kaepernick's.

[A]

Gonna show up and they let him.

[C]

Like, there's nobody that's like, we're not stealing from you Cardinals. Don't worry about it. I mean, if I'm gonna steal from anything, it's gonna be the really wealthy one. I'm not gonna steal from the Cardinals. That's like being in the Bengals and going, I'm gonna take all their good stuff. Well, you don't have anything. You're in Cincinnati. You go to a cool town like Vega, I mean, he goes back there. I mean, imagine what would the Buffalo Bills Do. If Tom Brady was part owner, they'd revolt. They'd lose their minds. If Tom Brady was on their side, all of a sudden, he's. He's gonna ruin it.

[E]

It's amazing how it crossed over to him. I mean, Raiders, I would put pretty high up as well. Like you're saying.

[C]

They, they, they. The. The worst thing that ever happened to the Raiders in their history, they've had a few bad breaks was the tuck rule. I hate the Raiders. And I felt sorry for him that day. I still feel sorry for him when I think about it. Charles Woodson's career would have been a little bit more epic. He's already in the hump at that Tuck rule. Was a great play. Fourth, was it third down? Something like that. I don't know. It hits him. Oh, no, he was throwing the ball. He wasn't throwing the ball. Yeah, he's putting it back. Isn't that a fumble, though? When you take a ball and you try to hold it and you drop it, Isn't that the definition of a fumble? Yeah, yeah, but his arm was moving. Well, it's a tuck rule. We got this new rule called the tuck rule. Terrible rule.

[E]

Get Frank to ask Gruden.

[C]

Gruden would hate it, but he's got a.

[E]

You know, Gruden potentially could be back into the mix here.

[C]

He ain't going anywhere near the NFL again. He would burn it down.

[E]

You don't think?

[C]

No, his mouth would. He's got too many enemies on that. He hates. Suit him like crazy. Anyway, that's a thing. Another thing I know is that when. When there is a news story about you that says you don't play with dolls, you play with dolls. That's it. Stephen Miller, the advisor to the president. There's been several stories now.

[E]

What kind of dolls?

[C]

Porcelain. So there were rumors. Evidently. This guy's a little weird. If you've ever seen Stephen Miller talk. He's just. He's a little. He's intense. He's a bald dude. He looks a little bit like he could be from Mordor. Like he's got some evil Lord of the Rings looks about him, but, you know, makes a lot of sense sometimes. Sometimes he doesn't. And he's on the news talking away. Well, the left hates him so much that they started rumors about him playing with dolls a long time ago. The Obama administration, like I do. You've never seen him with his dolls. And they're like, ah, you're crazy. Well, the news broke yesterday, and it's like white House and the White House put out a press thing. White House insists Stephen Miller doesn't play with dolls. Well, then you'd play with dolls. There's no question about when adults say, oh, you don't have to worry about Brady, by the way. He doesn't play with dolls. I'm like, why'd you bring that up?

[E]

Press release.

[C]

If we put out a press release right now that said Brett sews. Everybody thinks Brett sews raggedy hands all day and then makes them talk to each other. That's insane. Like, we weren't talking. What are you about talking? Why did you tell us that? Just in case you were thinking it. Well, I wasn't. Well, now put it to bed.

[A]

But now I am.

[C]

Yeah. So now you know. Brett loves his raggedy hands. Oh, yeah. And he, Brady, doesn't dress like a woman for anybody curious about it. We weren't. Well, let it be known then. Just in case you were. Just in case you were wondering about that.

[E]

You might have heard of this.

[C]

We'd like to squash that. The White House made a public announcement that Stephen Miller definitely does not play with dolls. He is. He is. What is he, the deputy chief of staff for policy?

[E]

Does he collect them?

[C]

He doesn't play with them. Brady, there's no reason even ask that. I mean, why would you collect them if you didn't play with them Now? I don't at first when I read this, I'm like, oh, he's like a Star wars nerd. Like John Gordon.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Has a whole room at his house of Star wars stuff. Like 40 year old virgin.

[E]

He plays with him shelves.

[C]

I assume occasionally he has some battles when sweet Jackie's not home, Han and.

[A]

Greedo are going home.

[C]

And he makes him kiss and hump and stuff. He does. There's no question that every once in a while Boba Fett takes the mask off and kisses Princess Leia.

[G]

And then Jon goes, take that. You kissed your brother once. You're so big.

[C]

I know.

[G]

What'S going on here. I'm Darth Vader three way.

[C]

And then the door swings open. I'm home.

[G]

All right, everybody back in the box.

[E]

His brother hunger fat.

[G]

Look at him. Ooh.

[C]

Then he brings like a gremlin in for no reason and starts humping that. But there's no. I assume John Gordon's doing that. We all. You have a whole room dedicated to toys. Occasionally you're gonna go in there and play. Play with. I would hope. Now he's got a few he won't take out of the box, Obi Wan. That's staying in the. But I bet you even still, he takes the box out and makes the boxes hump. There's no other thing to do with toys. After a while, as a grown man.

[G]

You'Re like, let's go over here to the Tavern in Mos Eisley and have a couple of drinks.

[E]

Maybe he saves the package once and he goes with the leg over.

[C]

Maybe then he puts the record on.

[G]

So you're having a good drink. You're enjoying your drink? Me too. Maybe we should go in the back and talk about this bar, the Hot.

[C]

And then he's humping everybody in the bar and doing all sorts of crazy. That's what I think John Gordon does. Now, if we put out a press release without you knowing John Gordon doesn't play with toys, you'd immediately go, okay, John Gordon's pretty heavy into the dollies. That's gonna ruin this guy. There's not a lot you can do. If there's a press release that absolutely says you don't do something immediately, that's what it means. You do. And Stephen Miller is a weird dude. He's way too smart for his own good. And he's a strange man. But you know, they came out and said, White House official insists that any such characterization of Mr. Miller and what he does with his time on the Hill is inaccurate and baseless gossip. Why are you guys so mad? He doesn't play with dolls. Next question. We didn't ask that. Well, he doesn't.

[A]

The sound at John Gordon's house, just this.

[C]

I guarantee you take it to the beginning. It'd be like, jackie, be like, all.

[G]

Right, John, I'm gonna go to the store. How long are you gonna be gone there, Jackie?

[C]

Probably about two hours.

[G]

Okay, I'll see you later. Oops, sorry.

[C]

Bye. Okay, cue it up. Go.

[G]

Ah, there we go.

[C]

So who do.

[G]

Oh, I've got my Jabba Dove here. Put you here. I'm gonna move this guy over here. Oh, look. Gonna get the girl from the new movie. I hated her. The little Asian one. I'm gonna kill her. We'll do that.

[C]

No.

[D]

Jesus.

[C]

Jackie's back.

[G]

Everybody get back in your boxes. John, are you playing with those?

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. It's not what it looks like. Why is Chewbacca on top of.

[A]

Darth Vader comes after Leia.

[C]

And call me Daddy? Anyway. Yeah, that happened. If you say you don't play with dolls, guess what? You play with loads of dolls. Loads of dolls. Guy says, I just Tuned in right when you said the phrase Raider fans should take off work in protest, which is hilarious. John Raider fans. That's a good point. You make a strong point. They got all the time in the world, wake up earlier to borrow like 10 or 15 bucks from their roommate. They're in their 60s, but they have roommates. Or their current girlfriend who hasn't figured it out yet, and go buy Sharpies and poster board and then march on up to Vegas and get that done.

[A]

What if they have to go through metal detectors with that ankle bracelet and stuff like that for Raiders games?

[C]

I was there last year and I remember security takes five hours. There's two metal detectors and you go through outside. You go through one getting out of the parking lot. And then as you're going in, you go through another one. Yeah.

[E]

Take off your shoulder pads with the spikes on.

[C]

Yeah. That's just foam. I saw that guy. It's just all foam. He's like Gene Simmons. It's all fake. Yeah, but if you're playing with dolls right now, put them down. Tom Bogan, I'm talking to you. It's time for work. Take the hat off and go be normal somewhere. Not a regular. Nobody introduces himself that way. Hi, my name is John. I work at 98K PD and I definitely don't play with dolls. That guy plays with dolls. I'm not a chronic public masturbator, if that's what you were thinking. I wasn't till now. Anyway, my company put out a press release saying, I do not do that. K, watch out for that guy. He jerks off in public. But I betcha John Gordon does play with dolls. Do you have any dolls?

[A]

No.

[C]

Me neither. I have a teddy bear. I don't play.

[E]

I have a couple.

[C]

You have a daughter.

[E]

So if there's a bunch of stuffed animals still.

[C]

Sure. And if you were in there and she wasn't home and you were working them, I'm playing with you. Playing with dolls. Something wrong with you? It's. And it's also. Yeah, it's just strange. It's just not a nor. It's just not normal. And Stephen Miller's not a normal dude. I could see that being a real thing. Like, that's definitely something I'd look at and go, okay, okay. That sort of adds up. There's nothing about that that's bad. But does it mean he can still be Trump's right hand man? If you found out it was true he played with dolls? Because, remember, with women, we went through that big phase for about 10 years where everybody was coloring. Remember that was supposed to be stress released. They threw the word adult in front of it to make it seem like it wasn't something stupid. Oh, it's adult coloring books. And they differ from children's coloring books how? Not at all. Not even a little. So if I picked up a child's coloring book and started to color, it would be adult coloring just because there's a person over 18 doing it. Stress release. No, it's crazy. You have to deal with things differently than Crayola. If all of a sudden, Brett's like, I can't take it. Matai is driving me insane. And then he went into the office and just colored in a picture of a boy holding a bear. He'd be like, brett is going to kill everyone. I don't trust adults playing with dolls, and I don't trust adults coloring. But they did it for women for a while. They started to color, and everybody was like, this is okay.

[E]

What if it was Hot Wheels? Still playing with Hot Wheels?

[C]

No, Just as bad. Right, but define playing with Hot Wheels, then put it in your mind and then say, why did I ask that question? Because if you can picture an adult again, sitting crisscross applesauce. And I had an Indian email me and say the reason they don't call it Indian style anymore is because they used to tell kids that Indian style, and kids would lay down and act drunk, which I found hysterical. And I don't know how much truth there is to that, but they had to change it because of that. I don't think that's true, but still hilarious. Picture Truth Trip in his office with a couple of Matchbox cars. Yeah, it's time to put him in a home. Yeah, this is a countage Pantera. It's got a number eight on the hood, and the hood lifts me. Look at that. All right, that's enough. It's time to go back to the bed. No, no, I'm not done yet. I'm gonna race these down the driveway. You coming?

[E]

Got a new track.

[C]

I am gonna come watch you do that, and then I'm gonna call the authorities. Check it out. What'd you get? He's opening a box. And it's Hot Wheels.

[E]

It's a loop.

[C]

I got the 20, 26 models. Just came out. Pretty sweet. It's got the new Tesla truck. Chip, are you okay? Yeah, yeah, I just played with children's toys in the middle of my workday. Okay, you're too important to do this. You need to stop Holmberg's morning sickness.

[A]

Him and Moynihan playing cars.

[C]

Sweet. Nice move, boss. Thanks, Moiny.

[E]

Get your Tonka trucks out of the way.

[C]

You know what's really cool? We'll pour puddles of gasoline and we'll put matches inside the cars and we'll smash them together and make gigantic, explosive crashes. Yeah. Let's do it, Moynie. Move, Ed, you're in the way. Move. Ed. Ed, go get the gasoline. Tripp, we've got a problem with Lerner and Ro. I don't have time for this. I'm playing cars. It's weird and it isn't normal. Now, you have to imagine this. Where's Stephen Miller? I need his help.

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My mommy.

[C]

Seth, are you playing with dolls again? God damn it, Miller. I gotta get a new guy.

[E]

American dolls.

[C]

Yeah, he's got the comb with the hair.

[G]

Oh, we're scissoring.

[C]

When you're done with tea, are you making them drink the tea and then scissor again, Steve? Because I can't. I just put out a press release that says you're not doing this. People can't see you making American dolls. Scissoring. No, making them scissoring. They're falling in love. And it's a left agenda.

[A]

Your dolls are woke right in the Barbie Jeep. It's American made.

[C]

Wouldn't it be great? Somebody's got to do that with AI. As Trump said that. And just a reminder, Stephen Miller doesn't play with dolls. And in the window of the room, he's just whipping around a Jeep and he's got a doll. That's a bad thing to have happen to. Very bad.

[E]

Anyway, there's another first.

[C]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, Trump's got a few of them. That's a. I mean, J. Edgar Hoover might have been a transvestite.

[E]

Did they ever put a press release out on that rumor?

[C]

It took like, 60 years for people to go. I think. Pretty sure that was true, but they did a great job of not letting us know that. Here's one thing you don't need to think about. Ted G. Hoover and address. Because it's not happening. Questions? Wait, why'd you bring that last thing up? No reason. Just in case. I've heard some nasty rumors started by the Obama administration. Everybody blames Obama. They said Obama's people made it so. And that tells me it's been going on for 10 or 12 years that somebody caught Stephen Miller a few years ago playing with dolls and have held it over his head. And now he's pissed enough people off they're going. We're talking, we're telling. Well, before. We got to get out ahead of this. If they're gonna. If Obama's people are gonna start saying Steven's playing with dolls, we need a press release before he does not. I don't know. There's a lot of stuff, and the.

[E]

Dolls could have been. You know, he probably paints those little figurines for, like, Civil War reenactments and sets up the battle. He's playing with dolls.

[C]

There's a. That is playing with dolls. If you're grown up and you're doing that. Yeah, that's. There's no. There's no inanimate objects waging war against each other that an adult can pull off and still be normal. You set up your battlefield. It's the Dungeons and Dragons people.

[A]

Sorry, Fitz.

[C]

Yeah. If they start getting figurines and, like, making them talk and walk and stuff, they've lost it. It's a bridge too far. You can't do it. It's one thing to imagine a story.

[A]

Those World of Warcraft people, I mean.

[C]

They'Re not dolls, but they're on the video games.

[A]

Yeah, but they're, like, right in there with that stuff.

[C]

Video games are a little different. A little like dolls are. That's weird.

[A]

You remember Randall would take an entire week off when the New World of Warcraft came. Patch would come out.

[C]

Or something about video games kind of jumps over that to where it's always. It's not tangible fantasy. If you've got a doll.

[E]

What if it was a larper?

[C]

Huh?

[E]

LARPing.

[C]

Oh, LARPing is insane. If Stephen Miller larped. Yeah. No, that's crazy. Yeah, you can't do it. It's something about you touching and feeling it. Like, at least with World of Warcraft, it was a creation of somebody else's world that you got to explore. This is you with a couple of dolls and inevitably are going to make them hump or scissor or do something weird. You can't help it. It gets boring after a while. I used to always take my O.J. simpson doll, which was oversized, ironically, and just split Barbie's legs in half. Barbie didn't have good hips. She couldn't open her legs. And you find that out at an early age, especially when I discovered that the O.J. simpson doll was huge and Barbie couldn't take it, and I would push until her legs popped off.

[E]

Don't the legs fan out, though, as you push them up?

[C]

Up? Oh, you push them up. They Go a little bit.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

I thought they. They.

[C]

Oh. I didn't know about positions when I was doing this. I just knew I wanted OJ Smashed in between her legs if I folded her up in that awesome position. Yeah. OJ could have had a field day. Like, he'd have gone deep, balls deep. But I just kept pushing him in between. And why? It wasn't sexual. I liked when Barbie's legs went and snapped off, and apparently so did OJ because he liked when a blonde woman's parts fell off. And then I'd pull her head off. And O.J. was in the uniform the whole time. He'd strip him down. That was a great doll, the O.J. simpson doll, unfortunately. Probably worth it. I don't know what that's worth now. It had a suit and it had a football uniform. Had cleats and socks. You could change his clothes. It's great. Little helmet. You could make it normal.

[E]

It was straight up, an action figure doll.

[C]

This big. It was about a foot.

[E]

I know it's big. But all it was was OJ Just.

[C]

OJ but it had change of clothes. So you could have O.J. at the store or you could have. There it is. I had the one with red letters. I think the red numbers.

[A]

Here's the different outfits.

[C]

Yeah, there's the outfits. You could change his clothes, you know, for a getaway, in case one of them had evidence all over it. Yeah, it was an awesome doll. Now, why someone gave me an O.J. simpson doll, I don't know. I wasn't a Bills fan or anything like that, but he was just great. Yeah, that's right. It had a basketball uniform, too, for. It had a pair of sweats that said OJ on them. It had. I had a suit, and I remember the cleats were like little rubber shoes. They were great. And you could take the shoes off.

[A]

Tennis, too.

[C]

I don't remember the tennis. Is there a knife in that collection? Yeah. His sweatsuit that said OJ Was great. I didn't. Also, I did not have the weight bench, which is in the picture. 106 bucks. I'd have figured that thing out like 10 grand by now. Now that dude's got everything.

[A]

Here's one for 500 with the box.

[C]

Oh, it's in the box still. Yeah, there he is, just standing there, incarcerated the way he should have been. Oh, the foreshadowing. It's got everything. Oh, my God. All the little. It's still all wrapped up in the cellophane and the Styrofoam 500 bucks.

[A]

It looks like it comes with an autograph, too.

[E]

Sure enough.

[C]

Oh, man. All right, Brett, here's my card. We're.

[A]

Yeah, you need to get this.

[C]

This is a dumb thing I must own. I don't want that. That just looks like.

[A]

I think that's part of.

[C]

That's part of the package that comes with it. I get that.

[A]

Yeah, I get the OJ autograph of authenticity, too.

[C]

And then the picture and then the doll with the clothes you got to have. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and get that here.

[E]

Look how the football pants. Really?

[C]

Oh, there's. They're snug, nice tight knit. I've give Brett my card, get that amex that thing to my house immediately. And that's all of it. We're not screwing around. I'm looking at the doll. I get, I get the doll and I get the figurine. Also. That's autographed.

[A]

I'm gonna double check that. Oh, wait a minute. You can also get the special edition collectible machete.

[C]

Is that OJ's actual murder weapon? Just put that on the card also. Put that on the card. It's a foot long. Oh, it's a machete. That's about 16 inches. What's engraved on it? O.J. simpson. It says the other. The other one actually has his name on the other side. Yeah.

[E]

And then it looks like it's the OJ commercial. I was running through the airport.

[C]

That he didn't have a machete in that. Nobody.

[E]

He's got a briefcase or.

[C]

Oh, yeah. And then I got pictures of him. It's the OJ edition of the machete. Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

So you can see him joking. I don't think I want that unless it's actually proven. Like the certificate has to be with that as well, saying that was the murder weapon. Okay. Okay, well, there you go. I'm. I'm gonna own that. So make sure I get both of those or do not make the bid.

[A]

Well, it's a buy it now.

[C]

I mean, but it's the. I want to make sure that I'm getting all that's in the picture.

[A]

It says O.J. simpson set, mint condition statue figurine and action doll.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Action figure, it says.

[C]

And. All right, we're good. Hop on that. Put it on the board. Yes. And I don't know what that birthday cake thing that comes with it, but.

[A]

I'll take that stand guy or the.

[C]

But is that the doll?

[E]

No, that's not the. No, I think it's Another one.

[C]

Okay, so it looks like you get.

[A]

Both, but we'll double check before we order.

[C]

Yeah, I'm gonna make some phone calls, but I own that, and that's going in the office with great pride. That seems reasonable, doesn't it? 500 bucks for an autographed OJ doll. Respect my childhood. I know if I went through my toy box at my mom's house, Stephen Miller's in it right now. But if I went back there and did that, I think my parts of my OJ doll are still in there, like the shoes and the stuff. It's not worth. It's not worth anything. We're looking at it right now. It's not worth anything.

[E]

Good Member berries, though.

[C]

Oh, it's great for member bears. And I would have my OJ Doll.

[E]

Go back and have a little play session.

[C]

Yeah, me and Stephen Miller can go in there and have the 2ojs battle. I'm in on that. All right, Brett, get on that. And in the meantime, tell us what's on the board of Musical Treats. All right.

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[C]

So Michael Jones says, chancellor, don't knock it. Best part of having three boys is the boy toys. They're so cool. Now, two story houses, one boy toys. Rephrase that. Michael Jones. One feet of Hot Wheels track. D batteries to power the motors, launch the cars back up the stairs. I'm in.

[D]

In.

[C]

Kids have the imagination to think of crazy track setups. Dad has the skills and knowledge to make it reality. I'm all in. So long as the kids are still playing. If you're doing it by yourself. There's a problem if you did. If you'd be embarrassed if your wife walked in and it was just you with the cars or if your girlfriend or somebody you liked it, it's trouble. But trust me. Ryan says, what a great segment that started with what an idiot. That guy plays with dolls and ends with here's my card. Buy that doll for me. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, look, I didn't say I'm not the assistant to the president. I want it for display purposes. I may break out a couple of like scenarios and some puppet shows for the boys, but if you catch me playing alone with dolls, that's bad that it has to be for either laughs or a well known joke. If you walk into my office and say, I need to talk. What the what? Where's O.J.

[G]

Going?

[C]

Well, he's going into a tunnel. Brady, pull him out of that tunnel.

[G]

Immediately and wash him. You got a problem?

[C]

What do you got up there?

[A]

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[C]

Wait, that's tonight? Yeah. Wait a minute. When did that happen? That was next month. That's tonight. You're right. Holy smokes. All right, we'll do it. Sin from Nine Inch Nails.

[A]

I'll pull it up.

[C]

I got it right here.

[A]

Oh, you do?

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