09-17-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98KUPD) – Show Summary

Episode: 09-17-25 – FULL SHOW – WEDNESDAY
Date: September 17, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
With: Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Overview

This episode delivers a classic HMS blend of concert war stories, offbeat humor, music talk, local Arizona news, and stream-of-consciousness riffing. The main theme revolves around recent concerts attended by the hosts, notably a disastrous Joe Perry Project show, a sharp commentary on the rise of news/media personalities as arena acts, and the ongoing kidney saga with Brady. The episode is filled with comedic banter, musical reminiscing, and irreverent takes on current events.

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Key Topics & Breakdown

1. Concert Recaps: Joe Perry Project Trainwreck (05:00–21:00)

• Brady’s Review:
  Brady Bogan recounts attending the Joe Perry Project concert, describing it as "the best, worst show I've been to since Feldman" (01:55). The concert featured a supergroup lineup (Joe Perry, Chris Robinson, Robert DeLeo, Brad Whitford), but was hampered by sloppiness, forgotten cues, substance use issues, and onstage chaos.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “Joe Perry’s a trainwreck. If he’s not drunk, then he’s just maybe a little bit R-word. He was gone.” – Brady (07:02)
  • “It was like a garage band rehearsal just doing cover songs.” – Brady (09:55)
  • “The project needs a little work. Those Hollywood Bowl tickets can’t be cheap.” – Brady (20:01)
• Memorable Moments:
  • Joe Perry botches intro to “Walk This Way”; backup singer (from the Black Crowes) shines without rehearsal.
  • Chris Robinson’s manic energy noted (“That dude is just…a frantic, anxious energy.” – 05:21); speculation on substance use.
  • General lack of rehearsal and communication—multiple onstage miscues and blown transitions.
• Nine Inch Nails Contrast:
  • Brett describes the NIN show as “like a machine” and “light show was amazing” (12:36), poking fun at how Trent Reznor’s band would never have the chaos just described.
  • “If Trent just stops because he started a song in the wrong key…” – John (17:05)

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2. News Anchors as Arena Entertainment (43:44–62:24)

• Megyn Kelly Arena Tour Rant:
  Holmberg riffs on the announcement of Megyn Kelly performing at Desert Diamond Arena, critiquing the cultural phenomenon of news personalities selling out large venues.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “We’ve made our news presenters super celebrities to where we’ll pay money to…whatever she’s gonna do.” – John (44:34)
  • “If I went downstairs and said we want to do a live show…the hockey stadium. I get laughed out of the room.” – John (51:14)
  • “There’s no reason to see her live…if $2,000 was the price to see Megyn Kelly live and she doesn’t show me her [bleep] in the middle of that show, I’ve been ripped off.” – John (60:53)
• Memorable Moments:
  • Satirical riffs on “Tom Brokaw Live at the Desert Diamond Arena” and the idea of news events as rock shows (46:24).
  • Imagines “Newsapalooza” and the “Insane Clown Posse of news”, mocking the absurdity and partisanship of the phenomenon.
  • Audience jokes about $2,100 Megyn Kelly tickets; pondering if she “stage-dives” (61:16).

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3. Dragon Kidney Watch: Arizonans Flee Donor Registry (35:10–43:12)

• Brady’s Health & Organ Donors:
  A segment on the local news reporting a spike in people removing themselves from the Arizona organ donor registry, humorously blamed on Brady’s recent high-profile need for a kidney.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “With the news of Brady needing a kidney, people are just leaving in droves from the program.” – John (36:28)
  • “An organ kneader starts to weep and pray for your death. That’s essentially how the organ donation program works.” – John (40:39)
• Tone:
  Black comedy about hoping for healthy young worker “Jessica” to get in a car crash so Brady can have her kidney.

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4. General Absurdity & Banter: Family, Music, and First Concerts (62:24–85:03)

• First Concerts:
  Humor about strange first concerts (Bread, Emmylou Harris), with Brady recounting attending Bread as a fifth-grader with "Uncle Mike".
• Parents’ Sexuality Bit:
  Hilariously awkward stories about accidentally witnessing or realizing parents as sexual beings, including the perils of family vacations and post-coital hotel encounters (122:29–132:31).
• Offbeat News:
  • Denmark’s hardline stand against DEI (diversity, equity, inclusion)
  • Circumcision rates in the US (97:54–101:54)
  • Changes at Wendy’s (103:32)
• Bizarre Video Descriptions:
  • Segments with wild viewer videos: stone-skipping cheating scandal, circus accidents, breast-smashing beer cans, and extremely strange anatomical feats (109:03–119:13).

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5. Rock Wars: We Cured World Hunger – But Now Have Too Many Fat Kids (135:19–151:07)

• Theme:
  In light of new UNICEF stats that for the first time globally, obese children outnumber undernourished ones (“We have a bigger problem with fat kids than we do starving kids.” – John 136:46), the hosts pick songs for a fundraising campaign—celebrating the “end of hunger” and tackling childhood obesity.
• Song Picks:
  • Brett: Typo Negative – “I Don’t Wanna Be Me” (Winner)
  • Brady: Beach Boys – “Vegetables” (“king of the seaside on the album…vegetable by the Beach Boys” – 145:24)
  • John: Taylor Swift – “Shake It Off” (“She’s the only one who can move these kids” – 148:05)
• Memorable Rants:
  • John slams Brady’s deep-cut Beach Boys pick: “First again with your rock that Brady knows, but no one else does.” (146:46)
  • “Shake it off, baby…take off all that fat you chunks, and it’s perfect.” – John (148:17)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Live News Shows:
  “We’re not supposed to have anchors with the devil horns walking onto a stage with pyro. Not a thing. Not a thing.” – John (50:35)
• On Joe Perry's Downward Spiral:
  “Joe Perry’s a trainwreck…he doesn’t have it together at all.” – Brady (07:02)
• On Organ Donation:
  “A donor starts to weep and pray for your death.” – John (40:39)
• Roasting Brady’s Song Choice:
  “Brady’s kidney’s glad it got out. New, old music…you heard it first!” – John (146:19)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time (MM:SS) | Segment | |--------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:55–21:00 | Joe Perry Project concert review, Nine Inch Nails contrast | | 43:44–62:24 | Rant about Megyn Kelly/news personalities as arena acts | | 35:10–43:12 | Organ donor exodus / Brady’s kidney saga | | 62:24–85:03 | Family/vacation/first concert stories, news oddities | | 97:54–101:54 | Circumcision stats, social commentary | | 109:03–119:13| Graphic/bizarre video chemistry, shock humor | | 135:19–151:07| Rock Wars – Celebrating “cured world hunger”/now-too-fat kids |

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Overall Tone & Takeaway

• Style: Fast-paced, irreverent, self-deprecating, sarcastic, and often crude humor.
• Content: Mix of local interest, pop culture, music, raw personal stories, and stinging cultural commentary.
• Vibe: Fluid, unfiltered, and never safe for work—offers both a window into the hosts’ candid (and sometimes juvenile) friendship and a running commentary on the absurdities of modern life.

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This summary covers the episode’s essential segments, complete with notable quotes, memorable riffs, and context, making it both comprehensive and approachable for those who missed the live show.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

And I went to the Larry King Project. I mean, the Joe Perry Project. You end up going, oh, I went. Here's the thing about the Joe Perry Project. And I'll read this. This email was the first thing I read today. Said, john, did I see you last night at the Joe Perry Project show? If I didn't, consider yourself lucky. Joe Perry's been lying to his fans for years about being sober, and he proved it last night. What a mess. Drinking beer on stage. He doesn't even try anymore. Chris Robinson from the Black Crows is the singer. He's also doing a lot more than just smoking weed. That dude is laced with crack. I want my money back, Monty.

[John Holmberg]

All right, review.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, here's my review. That was the best, worst show I've been to since Feldman.

[John Holmberg]

You're putting it on Feldman?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm putting it just above Feldman level. Joe Perry messed up the intro to Walk this Way. Now, keep in mind, this is. This is the Joe Perry Project. The guitar player for Aerosmith, he brought.

[Brett Fesley]

He had that one. Is that the album he plays that? There was a Joe Perry project album?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he's got a couple songs from there, too, but it's a. Chris Robinson from the Black Crows is the singer. Robert Deleo from the Stone Temple Pilots is the bass player. Brad Woodford is the other guitarist from Aerosmith. And then he, his normal drummer is the drummer from Stone Temple Pilots. But he wasn't there. It was Joe Perry's regular guy and he was great. And then the girl that was doing backup singing, I immediately. I went with my friend Chris. I immediately recognized her from when we went to go see the Black Crows because she just does one dance and she's just. She's a little bit thick, but she's got just this sex appeal on stage.

[Brett Fesley]

Carries yourself.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, her hair's great and her boobs dance just perfect. But she's a little bit bigger, but not in like a little. Like, she's. It's a good fat. But she's not fat. She's big, healthy.

[John Holmberg]

She's husky.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what your parents called. That's why you got into this this way. Okay. That. It isn't healthy ever, but okay.

[Brett Fesley]

It's a nice way of putting it.

[Brady Bogan]

It isn't nice. It's a lie. And lies aren't nice. So it's not healthy. Is not what she is. It's pro. It's a. She's a bigger green. She's a. A full figured gal.

[John Holmberg]

Pig. You got one, huh?

[Brady Bogan]

I took some video on my glasses. You can kind of get her, but she's not a pig. Oh, she's got shape. She's got a big set. So is Lizzo. No, Lizzo's fat. I would just say shape too. You know me well enough. Yeah. Oh, everybody's shape. Taylor Swift is a stick.

[Brett Fesley]

Tell me the shape.

[Brady Bogan]

Lizzo is a boulder. Everyone has a shape. I mean, Lizzo might. Lizzo is a rhombus. So. No, she's got curves in all the right spots, but, you know, just a bigger gal. All right, so. And it moves, right? All right, like, it's not like that.

[John Holmberg]

She's not going white and it's going the other way.

[Brady Bogan]

She's not sloppy. When she's moving, you're like, man. So I'm like. So she was there as the back backup singer for the Joe Perry Project. And in the middle of the thing, this. I'm gonna do my impression to Joe Perry. And there's that girl in the thing. Thanks for coming on in rehearsal. And then.

[Brett Fesley]

So he's not drinking anymore, Chris.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, he's sober. Chris Robinson from the Black Crows is translating and basically says, that's our backup singer for the Black Crows. She's filling in tonight and she's here. Never even came for a rehearsal. Like, she just flew in and she was by far the most prepared. So coming off the stage, you just hear like, that's sort of some Of Walk this way. I don't know what that is. And the drummers got the sticks in the air and you can see him like. Song starts with drums.

[John Holmberg]

Joe, what are we playing?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Song starts with drums. And Joe looks at him and then his hands drop to his side and he looks at everybody in the band. He just shrugs his shoulders. And then the drummer starts. It's like Brad takes it and was like, oh, yeah, okay. I forgot you are the. The only song that you did. Like, they did three or four Aerosmith songs. Each one of them. Joe Perry's a train wreck.

[Brett Fesley]

Clearly a mess up. Not.

[Brady Bogan]

He was just one of many.

[Brett Fesley]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

And yeah, the dude who emailed him is right. Chris Robinson's on cocaine. That dude is just. He's. It was a frantic, anxious energy. And then they. And Joe Perry broke a string in the middle of a song. You know what? Professional guitar players break a string. They work around it. Took the guitar off and just threw it down and ran over to the mic and started to sing. He didn't even try. He didn't even look for a tech to bring him another guitar. Just threw it on the ground and start. And it was. It was not good. And by that. Well, then they. By the end, they got it together to do like the last couple songs fairly well. Well, it was. And it was. It was. It was not good. It was.

[Brett Fesley]

There's a treat tonight at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they're going to the Hollywood bowl even.

[Brett Fesley]

And Steven Tyler's coming.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. He said, see you tomorrow night at the Hollywood Bowl. And I said, he's a combination of. Of Wes. Scott Glenn from Urban Cowboy. Oh, yeah. And. And Larry King. He has turned into a perfect combination of Larry King and Scott Glenn. And I mean, it is. He's a mess. Then he wander over and he'd take a swig. I was definitely there. Took a swing off the beer, a swig off the beer. And then he. And then he'd go back into another. And then he. And then Chris Robinson screams out at the crowd. I mean, it was such a train wreck. It was good because it was almost like seeing a band. You know, this would have been like seeing Aerosmith's first couple of bar shows in Boston in 1970. You're like, these guys got something, but they're just a mess. We watched them get so drunk that it was just, you know, and then they. And then, you know, it's a band's dream. You play bars, you're not very good. You're working it out you're having the time of your life. Then you get good. Then everything is, you know, on stage has to be precision and perfect and there's tracks and click timers and all this other stuff. And you go see Aerosmith and they don't make mistakes and there's nothing wrong. And then they. They were maybe, I don't know, the showroom up at Wild Horse Pass was maybe half full, a little more. There's nobody there. And. And these guys seemed like that for the love of music, they just went out there and played. They. Somehow or another they made Vaseline by the Stone Temple Pilots. Black Crows song. Chris Robinson doesn't try to do anything. Like he. He just singing it like he wrote it and it's. And it. Somehow or another it worked like that was a good one. Robert DiLeo has zero stage presence. Never has. Oh, no. He's just a hell of a player. Brad Woodford is thousand years old. He doesn't move. He had shiny boots on. That was it. And Joe Perry is just. If he's not drunk, then he's just maybe a little bit R. Word. He was gone. It was kind of awesome.

[Brett Fesley]

Stop drinking. But it's permanent effect.

[Brady Bogan]

But I've never been to a show with that many heavy hitting. I mean, that's an all star super grid. That is.

[Brett Fesley]

I didn't realize that it's either insane how many.

[Brady Bogan]

How much talent is on that stage. And the one song they came, they left and came back for this cruddy encore. I don't know what they were doing. And started with Walk this Way. And even the crowd's like, no. When Joe started playing, it's like, no, that's not how this starts. And like, what's he doing? And it's not even close. He started this one thing. Chris Robinson screams. It's my favorite. Different time of the night. And Joe Perry goes. And Chris Perry goes. That's because it's the Joe Perry punk rock song. And then he starts playing this song. It's kind of a punk thing. And they're going. And then Joe Perry starts singing. Then he goes. He stops in the middle. It's his own song. He started it in the wrong key, started singing in the right key. Real. And the rest of the band is not even playing. After like 30 seconds, they just stopped. Like, he's all over. Let him go. I don't know what he's doing. And he just stops. He goes, just do it again. Try it again. Like, okay, we're. I didn't pay for it. I Got tickets for free.

[Brett Fesley]

That's why it's called a project.

[Brady Bogan]

Some of them, yeah. Well, you learned the hard way for 200 bucks, that that's a project. Those tickets weren't cheap down low. Oh, man, this is.

[John Holmberg]

So they should have had Jam Master Jay there playing his record to walk this way instead, or what?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, Brett had been a good move. Yeah, they should have. Out. Does anyone in this audience know either version, the rap or the real?

[John Holmberg]

It was that bad.

[Brady Bogan]

And then somebody could have said, I know, like, 80% of it. Come on up here. You're going to do better than Joe. But because it was so close quarters, Aerosmith's Joe Perry is stumbling around doing terrible. Like, just awful. And then that girl who didn't rehearse at all was clearly just I effing Chris Robinson for cues like, when is it my turn to go? And she. She had her parts down pat. Like, just background singing is not easy when you're trying to harmonize with drunks. And she was. She was great. That. And she jiggles just right. It was. It was. It was a. If I'd have spent. If I'd have spent money, I'd have been upset. But since I didn't, I got to see Joe Perry and Chris Robinson and Robert DeLeo do a garage band rehearsal just doing cover songs. They have a few of their own. It's okay. Their songs are good, and a couple of them are Aerosmith songs that I guess Joe wrote that Aerosmith kind of dismissed. So he took them.

[Brett Fesley]

And I know maybe you saw both on the replay or maybe not, but would it be. Was it better than Feldman's dance?

[Brady Bogan]

Feldman's dance was not good. Yeah, it would have fit right in last night. It would have been. Had he just sashayed right out onto the stage last night. I'm like, that makes sense. That makes tons of sense right now. To have Feldman dancing to this. That's. It was. Feldman's a. Feldman's a mess, but he's sober.

[Brett Fesley]

He put it together last night. As far as there's no excuse communicating.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, Feldman's sober. Some would say he needs a drink.

[John Holmberg]

Whose guitar solo is better, Feldman's or Joe Perry? Last night.

[Brady Bogan]

The only thing missing from last night's show was Corey Feldman on stage blaming everybody else for what's going wrong. Wow. And then they put a couple together, and you had some fun. And it's like, okay, now they're getting it. And then I don't know how. Of all the songs for him to not do right. Aerosmith and he. He butchered a couple of them. He missed full. Like, how many times has that guy played, you know, same old song and dance? How many times? And in the middle of it, he. He didn't go from the. The chorus back to the verse. He just kept playing. And you know it's bad when your ears hear it. And then everybody on the stage head whips over to him, like, where's he going? It was. It was sort of hilarious. But truly for the love of music and I know all the. And, man, oh, man, I. By far. I was the youngest person there, and it's rough to be the youngest guy there. And you just turned 53 back in July. You're like, wow, Aerosmith is an old. It was hilarious. So, yeah, that. I'm assuming Nine Inch Nails was a little more polished.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Trent's not gonna tolerate. Or Trent's not gonna start, like, you know, closer and then go, no, I started in the wrong key. You know, like, what is going on? This is yours.

[John Holmberg]

You know, they were like a machine.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, they really were. Light show was amazing, as it always.

[Brady Bogan]

They're gonna be like, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

The only thing is, they started out, like, they had this DJ that started out playing this, you know, heavy industrial set. And all of a sudden, boom, and then the curtains go up, and then there's Trent on a piano, plays the first two or three songs. Like, acoustic, like, piano stuff. Like, that was the kickoff.

[Brady Bogan]

And I'm looking at, yeah, oh, yeah, you're ready to go. And then there's just four songs later.

[John Holmberg]

But the cool thing was they had, like, the main stage, and then they had a stage in the middle of the arena. So they would switch back and forth. Like, three songs here.

[Brady Bogan]

Cool.

[John Holmberg]

Go over here and do the. Do the big one with the big video screens and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

That's kind of what Shinedown did. Shine down had a secondary stage in the center of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Similar to that. Similar to that.

[Brady Bogan]

It was.

[John Holmberg]

It was cool. I mean, the set list, I was kind of like, you know, played all the hits at the end. There was only, like, two up front.

[Brady Bogan]

You had to sit through the new album, start the.

[John Holmberg]

Huge error and ended with Hurt, which is like a slower song.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't want that to be the last.

[John Holmberg]

That was my final song start.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're going to play the piano, kick it off with something like that.

[John Holmberg]

But, like, vocals. It was Trent. Yeah, Trent.

[Brady Bogan]

He originally.

[John Holmberg]

He is Nine Inch Nails.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's all. He's the only guy in it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But It. It was cool.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The crazy thing is you start to wonder have. Have these guys been in music so long they've forgotten what the audience wants? Because when you start off with slow, you're like. Like, if they were in the audience, they would have complained. You know, as music guys.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, don't kick it off with something slow. I know you're trying to be different, but the audience doesn't want your new album. So mix in some good stuff in between the songs and, you know, give me that every once in a while, especially when you're 30 years old. Like him or more.

[John Holmberg]

Start off with a big hit, you know, like, Head Like a Hole. Just kick it off. It's something. Kick in the nuts.

[Brady Bogan]

But because he's got him. Yeah, he's got openers and closers that'll just knock you on your. And did he play stuff from the new movie soundtrack?

[John Holmberg]

I don't think so. I'm not sure. I haven't really dug into the new 9 inch.

[Brady Bogan]

I started thinking midway through, I want to go to the Nine Inch Nails more than I want to go to Joe.

[John Holmberg]

You ready to leave?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. On the way over, I was ready to leave. I didn't know what I was going to get into. But I love. Chris Robinson is amazing. Yeah. And Robert DiLeo is amazing. And Joe Perry is normally amazing. But man off night, weird thing. Yesterday afternoon, I was just flipping through the channels, and that Roar channel has old Saturday night lives on all the time. And the one that they played was Tom hanks. It was 1991. Tom hanks was hosting and Aerosmith was the musical guest. I'm like, that's strange. And Aerosmith, they did a Wayne's World. And Aerosmith was on the Wayne's World singing Wayne's World theme. And the first question that Wayne asked said, I understand you guys are doing all your tours now and recorded your whole album without drugs or alcohol. And Joe Perry goes, that's right. Yep. No more of that. We're totally sober and conscious of this. And he goes, no beer, no alcohol. Joe Perry's like, yep, no way. And then Joe Perry's like, way. And they just had that way, no way argument for a minute. And then I went and watched Joe Perry after that. Complete and utter lie that fantasy is. But, you know, got to talk some of it up.

[John Holmberg]

Is this your set list?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. Got to talk some of it up to being 70 something also, but opens.

[Brett Fesley]

With the Joe Perry Project.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. They had a few right off the bat that were the Joe Perry. And the first one they did, Let the Music do the Talking, is an Aerosmith song that they never recorded. No, that's. No, I know. No, no. But it's an Aerosmith song they never record. Well, it's his.

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So he's like that. It is an arrow. See, it even says Aerosmith cover. They just never ran with it. It's an Aerosmith song. And he put it on the album because it was. It never ran off of the Joe Perry project. But it was an Aerosmith song. Yeah. And then, you know, the, the. The. I'm not upset at all with what they played. They. They did the Black Crows, a couple of. Hey J.

[John Holmberg]

Those covers.

[Brady Bogan]

Chris Robinson sells it. The rest of the band didn't seem interested in the song at all, especially Joe Perry. So for the Joe Perry project to get better, one crucial element I would suggest as a Get rid of Joe Perry. He seems to be the biggest problem in the. In the Joe Perry project.

[John Holmberg]

How about the STP songs?

[Brady Bogan]

They didn't do Interstate Love Song because I think the backup vocal girl didn't know it. She didn't know it, maybe. That would be my guess. So they didn't do that one. That's pretty much the same Vaseline. They made a Black Crow song.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

And Chris Robinson just sang what he wanted. And it was great. Like, he. They made it a soul song. And I don't know how he did it, but it was. It was pretty great. He's so confident in who he is that he doesn't try to sing like anyone else ever. Even the Aerosmith stuff was black crazy because of him. He's great, but he's also got a drug problem. I'm convinced of it. All. All of this is speculation, but Last Child.

[John Holmberg]

Good.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

And that's Chris Robinson again.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's saying all. Yeah, yeah. It was. Train Kept Rolling, was solid. That's not in the order they played it last night. Last night was, you know, and it started at 8:35 and ended at 10:20. It was like perfect Old man concert. It was like, this is great for a Tuesday night. I'm home by 11. This is gold. And I don't know, everybody walked out of there. And this is the thing. I don't know that anybody ever spends their money and wants it to suck. So you're apologetic for whatever happened on stage after, so you don't feel like you've been rooked. But I can't imagine everybody waking up is turning to whoever they went with and saying, God, that Was awesome. The day. The next day, you're kind of like, that was really bad. When you think of. That was a bad show considering the polished musicians that were on stage again, imagine Nine Inch Nails last night if Trent just stops because he started a song in the wrong key.

[Brett Fesley]

It's like, it's a jam band. Let's get up there on stage.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I would have. I would have. I would have accepted a jam band who's like, let's just make it up as we go.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

These are songs that these dudes should absolutely know. And they haven't rehearsed for three weeks. They even said, so last gig was three weeks ago. And Chris Robinson's like, I just got here this morning and you flew yourself. I guarantee it. And so they were kind of like, yeah, I think they did a quick run through. They trusted. They're all great at what they do. And then it just occasionally just smashed into walls, which made it sort of fun.

[John Holmberg]

That was Joe Perry. Not no Walk.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, dude, all the Aerosmith songs were kind of half, halfway good. It was weird.

[John Holmberg]

So what was Katero's review on it? Because I know he's an apologist.

[Brady Bogan]

We both walked out saying the same thing. And I said, well, that was just for the love of music. And he started laughing and he goes, I loved it. He goes, it's just. It's something. Well, he did. He did. He was basically. He's a musician and he's like, that's just a bunch of dudes having a good time. I'm like, they were on like. And he said the same thing. Goes, dude. He was gone. Joe Perry seemingly was not 100% sober. If he's sober. I've seen boxers in their 60s with better brain connectivity than what Joe had going last night. And then he went over and he'd swig off of a bottle. He could say it was just water in a near beer, but it was. It was affecting him. And now ask me, would you go again? Absolutely. Because if it goes off Feldman worthy, it's. It's hopeful one direction or the other, it's either going to go full Feldman or it's going to be great. Because you can't miss with the song list.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, that's pretty solid.

[Brady Bogan]

It was. It was. It was pretty fun and the audience wanted it to be so good and it really took. So thank you to Joe Perry. That project needs a little work. Those Hollywood bowl tickets can't be cheap. Now you're putting. I mean, that is a. That is a. That is A super group of musicians.

[Brett Fesley]

But maybe last night was the rehearsal for tonight.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they need more work. If last night was a rehearsal, you're walking away from rehearsal going, we're not.

[Brett Fesley]

Ready for the who.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not ready for. They are.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So the who's at Hollywood Bowl. So there's gonna be quite a lot of people there. Yeah. Oh, this is not good. This is not a good thing.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's the who.

[Brady Bogan]

There's.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, it's gonna look up tickets for tomorrow. But if it's the who.

[Brady Bogan]

So this was a run through. You're probably right, because it was a. Yeah, it could be trouble. It literally could have been. Hey, John, do you know this one? Like, yeah. All right, come on up. And I know Chris Robinson had a little monitor for words. So did the background girl, because he.

[Brett Fesley]

Looked down at it before the show. They're like, what do you want to do tonight?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, let's do this. Well, I mean, that was a. That was a set list from another show. And they pretty much followed it. Other than maybe two or three. They were. They weren't making anything up. I'd have. I would have forgiven it had they just said, I don't know, do you know this one? And then I was at a show, the most authentic. This sounds weird, but most authentic show I've been to, as far as that goes. And brace yourselves for when I say who it is was Hootie and the Blowfish. I was the Zone did a show with Hootie and the Blowfish years ago. I can't remember if it was a web theater or celebrity or whatever it was. It was celebrity. It was cut in half. They had the. They didn't do the second half of the stage. And in the middle of it, you know, they're killing. And I'm like, who do the Blowfish? They're good musicians. And Darius could sing. He could sing Seven Dust. He could sing Joni Mitchell. Like, this dude could sing anything, especially at the time. So I'm like, you know what? I've been kind of mean to Hootie and the Blowfish. These guys can put it on. End of the night, they do that phony encore. And Darius even says, we just hid behind our OR racks for a second waiting for you guys. We knew you're gonna. You knew we were taking it over. You guys knew. So that was kind of stupid, right? So let's just keep playing. And he played. They went off stage again, and the crowd. The crowd was so into it. And Darius came back out and he goes, that was it. Like, that was. Unless you want more. Like, we're done. Holmberg's morning sickness. And boom. It's an eruption. He goes, okay. And he turned to the guys, and they brought their instruments. You saw the lights come back on and all the equipment, like, they were really gonna leave. And I'm like, Or they're messing with us. Played another song or two left. Crowd goes crazy again. He goes, all right, maybe one more. And then he said, what do you guys. What do you want to do? And one of the guys said, I don't know. We know Interstate Love Song, okay? So they started to play Interstate Love Song. And they got about three quarters of the way through, and the drummer is just all over. And then Darius started laughing. He goes, okay, we. We thought we knew that. We don't know that. And he goes, what else is there? And somebody shouted something from the crowd. I don't remember what it was. They start. The guitar player goes. He goes, all right. And they get through about a third of that one. And then they just went into something else and started laughing and jammed out. And I'm like, this is legitimately a real encore. Like, they didn't. They played for another 25 minutes. The House lights came up, and they're like. And they were just like. They didn't have a lighting thing that nobody knew what to do. So they're just like, all right, we'll just run it.

[John Holmberg]

They're just having fun.

[Brady Bogan]

That was awesome. Ricky Rackman, Tame Me Down. And the boys from Rat came and did that thing called Partners in Grime. And I got my money back 25 years later from Ricky, $9.98. And Ricky's argument was, it was for charity. And I'm like, I hope that charity's out of business. You guys were so bad. The charity. I don't know who it was for. Suicidal Housewives. I'm like, oh, yeah, if they'd have seen you, they'd have. All they'd have done themselves. That charity doesn't exist anymore. Everybody you were trying to help kill themselves for you. Being part of the charity was terrible. And he came back in with a bag of nickels. Next time I saw him. That's her. Which one? The one with the fuzzy hair. She is. No, no, she's big. Yeah. She's remarkably hot. And her. She just jiggles just right. And she had it together, man. She was good. She put it together. She needs to be a star. But first she needs to. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Drop 20.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah. To what Brett said I don't like saying that. What? Nice. But yeah, that's absolutely true. Maybe even more. See? Yeah, no, you started it. I'm. Look, I'm just on your coattails on this whole she's too fat for the stage thing. I didn't say that. She's not fat. That's a huge. No, no, she's not. She's not. She's not a huge fish. Don't. Don't quote the great Rob Schneider. What is that movie? Deuce Bigelow. Is that. No, no, that's the manimal. Or no. Yeah, yeah, that's a huge bitch. All right. That's a huge. No, no, no. Stop it. I could compare her to. I could compare her to someone, but it would be mean. But Brett was married to her. I don't want to use names. Hopefully I didn't give that away. But at her best, your ex wife had that same thing.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna go watch Rob Schneider.

[Brady Bogan]

You know what I'm talking about. She's just. She was like a full figured gal. Curvy. I know you're thinking others. Don't you dare.

[John Holmberg]

I said nothing.

[Brady Bogan]

But she has curves and it's very pretty. I'm not gonna say you ever would have married a hog. What's the matter with you? Of course she's pretty. Brett's got standards.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That'S how Joe Perry sounded last night. I just kept waiting for him to hit the mic and go, all right. Houston, hello. What do we have on line too? Walk this way. Yeah, there we go.

[John Holmberg]

I just thought, I gotta pull the pictures up. I just saw pictures of that. I think it's. I don't think it was last night's.

[Brady Bogan]

Show, but he's literally Scott Glenn and Larry King's love child. It's. It's. There's. It's uncanny.

[Brett Fesley]

So he sounds like Larry King.

[Brady Bogan]

He doesn't sound like any. Yeah, it's. It's Scott Glenn and Larry King, man. And Chris Robinson just looks like a dude that they found at a bus station that I'll sing for cocaine. Even the picture on the Joe Perry project poster is. It's Scott Glenn and Larry King. So weird. West Hightower. Yeah, West Hightower. When you see him live. When you get that picture of him on stage moving around, and it's live. Joe Perry. It's Larry King, Houston. Hello. How are you? Larry King here playing live. We're gonna do Walk this Way after the break, and then later we're gonna talk to Anna Nicole Smith's son.

[John Holmberg]

So was Daleo the only one that had it together last night.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know, he might have been on mushrooms or something. He just stood there. And then it was really weird because the hot big girl was doing her background dance thing, which just kind of just heard dancing in place. And at one point Robert DeLeo from Stone Temple Pilots just kind of slowly walked all the way across the stage and got by her and just kind of bobbed his head like, all right, who are you? And it was ultra creepy. It was just sort of like, no, don't just walk over there again. Walk this way, please, by all means. And then Joe said, did someone say walk this way?

[Brett Fesley]

Every time I see Joe Perry, like the one picture over there, it's got to be 20 minutes of flair that he puts on between the necklaces, the bracelets, his hair.

[Brady Bogan]

For however old he is, that dude's hair is remarkable. So much of. Can't all be real. Like, that's how he looked last night.

[John Holmberg]

That is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's Larry King and Scott Glenn combo. Now we're gonna play Train Kepper. Rolling. We love this one. It's a great number. And we're gonna do it live for you now on the Larry King Project. Train, Gabber, Roland all. Oh, sorry. Yeah, it was weird. Tonight we talk to Mark garagos about the O.J. trial again on the Joe Perry Project. Weird.

[John Holmberg]

Glad I went to nails.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know, Brett. You don't have any good stories. You just watched a band, watched a great show, watched a band go out there and perform like professionals. Yeah. Do exactly what you paid for. I didn't. I went to a thing that was like a. I went to a Corey Feldman set, senior show.

[Brett Fesley]

I took in more Dancing with the Stars than I ever have.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's a good show.

[John Holmberg]

How was it?

[Brady Bogan]

Entertaining. Oh, it's funny. You'll get into it.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah. Not good.

[Brady Bogan]

No, terrible. I watched the clip.

[John Holmberg]

We expect.

[Brett Fesley]

You know, he looked like. He just. He definitely was sober.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, he's been sober for a long.

[Brett Fesley]

I know, but for some reason he, he. It was tv, Corey. I mean, you look at him like, oh, this guy's a former movie star. Not like meltdown.

[Brady Bogan]

Let not go crazy with star.

[Brett Fesley]

I expect him to be like a.

[Brady Bogan]

Lot of films in a movie. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I expected him to try to out dance his partner who's a professional dancer.

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, no, he did. You know, he. They separated once. Twirl off and did his Michael Jackson.

[Brady Bogan]

He does. Yeah, he. He went into the MJ thing. Andy Richter, Conan sidekick. Was Also equally horrible.

[Brett Fesley]

I. I couldn't even stick around for that.

[Brady Bogan]

But Corey Feldman's just not a likable person. The one thing about Dancing with the Stars and I'm watching Corey dance right now again, and it's already bad. The one thing is the Mormon throwdown's pretty good.

[Brett Fesley]

Those girls are bad.

[Brady Bogan]

It makes you kind of interested in the idea of it because the girls that do this dancing are spectacular.

[Brett Fesley]

And his partner.

[Brady Bogan]

So are the men. Like the dudes are insane. They're dream boats. Brady. There's some kind of in shape. And Corey's partner is stunning. That's it. There you go. You got it.

[John Holmberg]

She looks Kardashian.

[Brady Bogan]

Is she is her. Her body is ridiculous. This girl is beautiful. And unfortunately for viewers, he's probably going to get voted off in the first week or two. So you won't get to see her. But she is a spectacular specimen.

[Brett Fesley]

They want to keep him on if they can't.

[Brady Bogan]

The bigger stars so bad. And then in fairness, the dude dancers are there he goes. Cory doing his Michael Jackson stuff. And it's in the middle of a tango. Yeah. And the really good looking people are. Are going to be kicked off soon. But there's some really beautiful people that dance.

[Brett Fesley]

And so he, you know, follows up with, I'm doing this. I have scoliosis.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's got excuses. That's all the guy does.

[Brett Fesley]

Like, I'm just honored to be able to work on my posture here.

[Brady Bogan]

Everything that guy does is an excuse for why things aren't very good.

[Brett Fesley]

They all have a. Well, not all of.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I want to see Joe Perry out there. We're gonna do the tango now. I forgot how it goes, but. 2, 3, 4. Yeah, you got to see that. That Joe Perry project if it rolls back in town sometime soon. There's only eight shows in the whole year.

[John Holmberg]

We should get them for you fest next year.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my. We should get them for the Christmas show. It was that bad. Do it as a. The happy endings. And I know there'll be people.

[Brett Fesley]

Just give us 20 minutes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, give me. Give me one. So just try to get through. Walk this way without screwing it up. It's the you you've had. He's had to have played that song 100,000 times all over the world. And he gets into the Wild Horse showroom and just butchers the beginning to the point where the rest of the band's like, stop, Joe. That's not how this song starts. And the drummers laughing. And then Joe's like, all right. And then the drummer starts the thing and then he. He nailed it from there. But it was like how are you not. How do you not know this one? How is it that this was rehearsal.

[Brett Fesley]

With the new guitar drums man? I didn't hear him.

[Brady Bogan]

I couldn't hear anything. I'm 150 years old. He would have been better off just saying the notes into a microphone. Hello, Houston, Houston, hello. He was just a disaster. And honestly I want to kind of go back and watch again. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? And don't do walk this way. I don't want to hear that thing ever again. Maybe it's. We'll scream it together. 5859-800. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? Palmberg's morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? To you. To you, pd. There you go. It's miles to nowhere. Thank you, Katie. And the Hobbs getting us started here Wednesday morning when I hate to break it to Brady, but watching the news last night here in Arizona and they've noticed that and I'm not saying it's your fault, Brady. I'm saying it's the people's fault. You have something to do with this though. They have noticed a massive amount of Arizonans removing themselves from the organ donor list in the last four weeks. I can't figure out why. I'm like, I know why. There's a 35 year old lady that says she's living proof that organ donations save lives. She's under on two life saving liver transplants. Two said the first donor allowed me to grow up, attend high school, go to college, study abroad, meet my husband and continue to make memories with my family. And the second one allowed her because it failed evidently midway through there to get another one. Got it to her. She's good. But Donor network of Arizona is for some reason, since end of July noticed a massive amount of registry removals. I know what it is. And it's documentaries and the Internet once again saying that doctors are just taking organs out of people right before they die, like in car crashes because there's big money in organ donation. I saw this documentary, it was online so you had to kind of look for it. But it was basically saying there's a lot of conspiracy, that they'll steal your organs from you if you're an organ donor. If they notice you're an organ donor, they don't try to save you. They try to take your organs. I know a guy who does this for a living, and I kind of jokingly said that to him. And he goes, never do. No doctor would ever do that. I'm like, that's what a bad. That's what a bad guy would say. That's what he'd try to convince. You can't win in a conspiratorial argument because everything you say to defend yourself sounds like you're covering up the conspiracy. Because the conspiracy doesn't need facts, it just needs craziness. But so, yeah, they started to pull.

[Brett Fesley]

And the other news, you know, that they're throwing out there too, like, oh, I think within five years will be able to 3D print certain organs.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't get your hopes up for that. If it's there, it's there.

[Brett Fesley]

We got pig kidneys now.

[Brady Bogan]

When I got my shoulders replaced from my mess, all the doctors talked about was what was going to happen to me. And I was a pretty extensive surgeon. I'll keep in mind. They take, take your bicep tendon off, they take your, one of your strapped on to your chest muscles, your peculiar gets pulled off, your tricep gets detached, your shoulder gets detached. They cut the bone in half, they add this little ball on the end of it and then they put plastic in and then try to put everything back together. Yeah, and it hurts for. It's not a comfortable like recovery the whole time. The doctors are like, in a few years, we should be able to do this through any sort of, you know, what do they call it, stem cell stuff. And it should go in there and it can repair the bones itself and we should have the technology in five years. Should be amazing. And I'm like, well, should I wait? Well, no, you need this now. Well then quit telling me about how great it's gonna be and chop me up old school. I know when doctors start telling me how things are gonna be someday, it's like going to a car dealership and going, what's this? Oh, this is nothing. In five years this thing's gonna be self driving. I'm like, well, I shouldn't buy one then. Oh no, you gotta have a car. Stop that. So don't get your hopes up for that bridge.

[Brett Fesley]

We'll just inject you with nanobots.

[Brady Bogan]

It says there's over 2,000. Oh, I heard about nanobots too. They cure everything. And I'm like, I don't even need it. Won't, won't do bone work. You're Way too far gone for that. I'm like, thanks. Quit telling me about this. More than 2,000 Arizonans desperately waiting for organ transplants, and this guy's on the list right here. He's going to get on there soon. And with the news of Brady needing a kidney, people are just leaving in droves from the program. They're terrifying. How many people do you think left the registry since you've announced that you needed a kidney? Just take a shot.

[Brett Fesley]

What do we got? I'd say 5.5 million.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. It holds the whole. That's exactly the number, Brady. Sorry. That's exactly right. All of Phoenix said nope and pulled no. Since July, 2500 people have inexplicably just gone and said not doing it. We have a pretty popular radio show here. This is starting to add up because It's. In our 25 years on the air. This has never been a thing where we've heard that people are, like, in droves running from it. It's either you.

[Brett Fesley]

I thought they liked me.

[Brady Bogan]

It's either. No. Yeah, they do. But they know you, and they know that there's a good chance you're going to get their super healthy kidney and then just go right back into being terrible. I'll tell you this. At least in front of us, Brady has been very good. I haven't watched you snack on any dusty, gross snacks since. Not one. You used to eat those terribly unhealthy dirt snacks that you thought were held like almonds. Well, there's cheetah, but you would bring roasted almonds in that were covered in super salts and roasted in dirt, and those are terrible for you. And you always, you know, had, like, a homemade bag of some sort of treat. Your hands were just fumbling around in the whole time. And you had dirt on your face from the ranch or parmesan. Whatever was all over it. You haven't done it since then.

[John Holmberg]

Those dot pretzels.

[Brady Bogan]

Those dot pretzels. And the worst part is in the morning when it's dead quiet in our office, you know, just every once in a while, you'd hear for like, 11 minutes while he gets his little paw covered in dust.

[Brett Fesley]

Family bag.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well. And you're the family. Family bag of. I.

[Brett Fesley]

Look at that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

I am in the family now.

[Brady Bogan]

Family bag of food. Think of how gross that is. And nobody ever pours the family bag out. The whole family puts their booger hands in there anyway. So I can vouch for Brady at least what I've seen to all you people that are running from this program, if you give him one of your kidneys or you're. You know, here's how it works. You would be on the list. And then you'd be in a horrible rollover crash. And then you'd be dead. And then your kidney would go into Brady. He's not going to abuse it. At least it appears that way. As of now, he's treating his one remaining failing kidney pretty well. The new one you're going to have to get if you keep this lifestyle up. What you're doing in front of me, I don't know if you're driving over to Viet Shack and eating out of the trash on the way home. That's something I haven't seen.

[Brett Fesley]

I haven't Dumpster dives yet.

[Brady Bogan]

He probably thought about it.

[Brett Fesley]

There's been, you know. Have there been temptations yet?

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. I'm sure of it. This is a drastic change for you. Have you lit up any VH Shack since?

[Brett Fesley]

I have not.

[Brady Bogan]

Because the big concern was you would. Ronnie told me that every day after work you would go to lunch with somebody and she didn't know where you were going. Yeah. And that had to.

[Brett Fesley]

No. I've been pretty particular when we. You know, I've had lunches with some people.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

And they know.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

Where do you want to go? Here's a good spot. I went to a new one yesterday.

[Brady Bogan]

Where'd you go?

[Brett Fesley]

Kava.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what that is. Oh, the Cava.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I've been to Cava.

[Brett Fesley]

It's like a Mediterranean chipotle.

[Brady Bogan]

You just have to be very careful of salts and stuff.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a lot of restaurants are all sodium based. That's what their food tastes.

[Brett Fesley]

And I look at the menu before I go saying, like, if I'm going out, what can I do? I got invited to the Cardinal game to a suite.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[Brett Fesley]

This past Sunday, and it was all stocks and everything. Not going.

[Brady Bogan]

Can't do it.

[Brett Fesley]

It's too traveling. But just saying. Yeah. I just.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You're basically kind of the same as Charlie.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm not there to watch Cardinal football.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Charlie Sheen's got his hiv. You can't bring him into a room full of whores. He's gonna spread the hiv. You're the same way, only you're the whore and the food is the disease and it's gonna spread into you. You can't do it. I'm proud of you. But, yeah, for all the people you know, it's okay. Take a breath and then hop on over and go back in and check organ donor. And hopefully you die in a horrible car accident and Brady can live on. That's where. That's the. That's the dream of organ donation, really is. Every time you check that box. Every time you check that box, an organ kneader starts to weep and pray for your death. That's essentially how the organ donation program works, especially if you're young. Oh, one of you young, healthy workout people, Brady sees you. That's why Brady's going around. I noticed that the other day in the office. He's like, hey, we have this new girl downstairs, Jessica. She's pretty young.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And she's got a daughter that's young. And Brady was talking to her, and he goes, how you doing? It's nice to see you. I'm Brady. I work in the morning cup, so can I see your driver's license? And she was like, sure. I do this to all the new recruits. Hands a driver's license over. And he goes, nice. Gave her the license back. She's an organ donor. Oh. So now Brady's rooting for Jessica to get into a terrible, mangled metal crash of.

[Brett Fesley]

So you could just do version like in Hunger Games. Well, I saw him, and I know something happened.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, it'd be great in the sky. And I saw. He was. He asked her too, as I was. Because I was talking to Joe sits next door downstairs, and I heard Brady go, what kind of car you got out there? And she said it. And then. And then I looked out the window, and Brady was cutting the brakes. It's terrible. But he's got to get that kidney and soon.

[Brett Fesley]

It's got a nice engine in it.

[Brady Bogan]

Push it.

[Brett Fesley]

Push it real hard.

[Brady Bogan]

Push it as hard as you can. Try not to get any Dewey fire. He crashes.

[Brett Fesley]

It screws up everything.

[Brady Bogan]

You're young. I like your kidneys.

[John Holmberg]

Did you check anybody else's kidneys, like Har or anybody? Ed.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you want somebody healthy.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay. So, Moynihan, everybody's out.

[Brady Bogan]

All the dudes downstairs look like they need more organs than Brady does. Gotta find one of them healthy young ones. None of those postmenopausal broads down there. And Brady comes up here with all that estrogen, all emotional and.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that would be great, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Be awful. Can't have that. I don't know I'm looking at in this building. I think you gotta root for Jessica. She's young. Jen Gardner's on her last legs of wanting her organs. Yeah. The Promo staff. No, no, I don't think you want anything inside of them. They have some time, the promo people.

[Brett Fesley]

No, as far as I don't. I'm not.

[Brady Bogan]

I know, but these people down here are not getting any younger. I know, but I'm looking for people who. Look, you'll be able to get in there earlier than that. If it starts to drop.

[Brett Fesley]

No. Because of the cancer.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, but if the other one starts to fail, they're gonna make it.

[Brett Fesley]

They're gonna make something.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they're gonna.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, dialysis for sure.

[John Holmberg]

He's gonna kill Dustin.

[Brady Bogan]

Dustin's a good one.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

I'll take it.

[Brady Bogan]

I bet you would. That's what Dustin said.

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, well, I'm rooting for that now. Let's see how that ends up. Seeing it ends up. Also, I've discovered what our problem is as a society. I figured it out and it took literally. This is the power of radio advertising. It's still functional and it still works great. The problem with our society is Megan Kelly live at Desert Diamond Arena. She's a news person. She's doing a concert that it takes comedians years to achieve. The full room of a hockey stadium. Megyn Kelly is live coming up and I heard the question. Megyn Kelly live at the Desert. We have made our news presenters super celebrities to where we'll pay money to whatever she's gonna do. I don't know what she does live.

[Brett Fesley]

She does a podcast, doesn't she?

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. In an arena, she's doing news podcasts. I'm not sitting there listening to her like she's. Wow, this is something I really need to see live. I don't care to see Megyn Kelly sitting in the upper deck of hockey. I wouldn't go to a Coyotes game sitting up in that.

[Brett Fesley]

Not go to the website and get a couple of tickets for free maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's still. It's in an arena. If again we talked about Larry King, Larry King Live at Phoenix Footprint center, you'd be like, why the what? And that was just 20 years ago. Why the would I watch Larry King do his show at All Live? Glenn Beck used to run around doing stuff. Sean Hannity does live shows. Will Kane, Anderson Cooper smart enough not to do it because it would turn into a full out YMCA thing. It would be a crazy show if you. I'd probably go to that just for the laughs. But I mean, there's our problem. We've made. Tom Brokaw was never going to do the. He was never, ever, ever going to do a live performance of the news. Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

And hockey speaking engagement, but it wouldn't.

[Brady Bogan]

Be advertised this Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Megan Kelly live at the hockey stadium. No highlights. Never have him come out. And actually, you know. All right, bitches. Welcome to the show. Here's a number I'm about to do tonight in Afghanistan. Yeah. Tom, Tom, Tom. Exactly. I'm kicking ass, taking names here at the Tom Brokaw Live show. Yeah. Tearing it up live on stage at the Tether Diamond Arena. Tom Brokaw. Ha.

[Brett Fesley]

You must be Glendale.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, Glendale. Hey, betcha I'm Brokaw Live. Let's do a little local news. Yeah, that's where I live. Let's bring out a guest, the former congressman. This should kick ass Arena.

[Brett Fesley]

Another stage set up in the center of the arena to weather.

[Brady Bogan]

Morning sickness. Homburg's morning sickness. Let's take a look. Here's special guest. Bring him out. Lester Holt. Yeah, News people. We are paying money and taking nights out of our lives to go to arena shows where Megyn Kelly happens.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm texting Curtis.

[Brady Bogan]

Curtis lies Mark Curtis. Let's bring him out here. One of your local heroes, Mark Curtis. Yeah. Brokaw's kicking ass tonight, man.

[Brett Fesley]

Came out for an encore.

[Brady Bogan]

I remember when I was a little boy wanted to be newscaster and I saw the glorious Walter Cronkite on stage and I said, mommy, Daddy. That's what I want to do. And now I'm here. Let's bring out my other special guest rival from cnn, Larry Klein. That's right. Kicking ass and taking names here in an arena setting. We're news people. What happened to you guys? Entertainment at its lowest. I like Megyn Kelly. Greg Gutfield is at least a comic doing a comedy show.

[Brett Fesley]

I saw her go to town on a girl on and not go to town.

[John Holmberg]

I'm interested now.

[Brady Bogan]

I have to step up my game for the Brokaw show. And below, a fella.

[John Holmberg]

Now I'm interested.

[Brett Fesley]

She was unleashing on this girl that you know she'll play a bit audio bit from the woman that's protesting something and just destroys this person. That's the big thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. But that's not arena worthy. Live. Live. Megyn Kelly kicks ass with a guest. I wouldn't have gone to Jerry Springer in an arena. And that kind of has arena vibes. It doesn't add up. And as I'm driving in, I hear that commercial like, there's our problem. We've made news presenters celebrities to the point where they can sell tickets. This Guy says, john, you mentioned Gutfeld. He's doing an arena in Prescott next month. Tickets are more than the concerts that come here.

[Brett Fesley]

Imagine the merch.

[John Holmberg]

I would go see Gutfeld though.

[Brady Bogan]

Gutfeld's a comedian.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He has a live audience every time he does a show.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a little different because it's a talk show that isn't like presenting news. It's. It's a, it's a, it's a, it, it's the Daily show, that kind of stuff. That's. But Megyn Kelly was a like, it's like an opinion based news show kicked off the news. I don't get it. We would never have done this. When we were sane as a society, we would have never done this. I mean, Tucker Carlson.

[Brett Fesley]

Wonder if they'll take CBS Morning on the road and end it with a two minute nature. Just music playing.

[Brady Bogan]

And we'll be right back, CBS Sunday Mornings.

[Brett Fesley]

Birds at the Riparian in Gilbert for.

[Brady Bogan]

Like a minute and a half. Gilbert, yeah. You getting like Megyn Kelly concert T shirts and stuff like that. I saw brokaw back in 85. Sold out. Dude blew the roof off the place. It was incredible. Tom Brokaw live. And yes, I do realize it's a very similar voice to Joe Arpaio. Joe just hated Legos. Very similar oligos. Anyway, yeah, this is not something that's gonna get me in a theory. Oh, he's about to hit the stage, man. I'm Tom Brokaw, I'm plaster drunk and I'm gonna do a live performance tonight of news.

[Brett Fesley]

Step it up. You get Joe Perry to play that scene.

[Brady Bogan]

Ladies and gentlemen, playing the NBC News theme tonight, Aerosmith's own Joe Perry. Joe, that's Batman, Joe. Yeah, I don't get it, but I heard that. And I'm like, well, there's where we've gone off the rails. We're not supposed to have anchors with the devil horns walking out onto a stage with pyro. Not a thing. Not a thing. But we're so tribal. We're hoping that Megyn Kelly comes to town and the next thing you know, Carrie Lake's on stage, Joe Arpaio's on stage, and all your favorite run them outs on the right. We are so politically strange now we've made it a rock show. That's not normal. Trump kind of started this stuff with his little arena tour speeches that went on for three hours and you had to stand in line for 10 to get into And I don't get it. We've been around here for a quarter of a century. If I went downstairs and said we want to do a live show, he'd be like, yeah, that's great. Where? The hockey stadium. I get laughed out of the room. And then Tripp would be like, yeah. What do you think you are a news star? Like, what in the world has happened?

[Brett Fesley]

They've curtained off most of the arena. There's 500 seats.

[Brady Bogan]

The Joe Perry project couldn't feel like a 1500 seat arena. That's Megyn Kelly is popping off to a hockey stadium. I'd have been blown away if she did. On the Mullet Arena. I'm like, that's a lot of seats for a news show. Is there singing? Is there what goes on there?

[Brett Fesley]

It's got to be a variety show.

[Brady Bogan]

It has to be there. Has she, like Megyn Kelly has to come out and just do. Why do birds suddenly appear? Is Megy Kelly singing the Carpenters right now? Yeah. And then this leads into her Billie Eilish stuff. Dude, she kills. Ladies and gentlemen, my special guest, Tom Brokaw. Every time you are here, just like me, they long to be close to news. I don't get it, but there it is. And if you have tickets to it, take a good hard look in the mirror at what the hell's wrong with you? And say, what happened to my life? I used to be cool.

[Brett Fesley]

Find out a price. Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

No. Go to the Megyn Kelly Kick ass world tour. Stop it. You guys. This is your fault. Sorry, man, can't make it. Megan Kelly's in town. Like, can't you just watch that on YouTube tomorrow? But it's different live. Like, no, it's not me. Kelly. Live at Stand Up Live. I'd be like, maybe that's 600 seats. That makes about right high demand.

[John Holmberg]

Event inventory is limited.

[Brett Fesley]

Are there pit seats? I mean, you know what's that? Like.

[Brady Bogan]

You get down in the pit. Yeah. 241 to watch a woman do news and give her opinion on it.

[John Holmberg]

Row 20.

[Brady Bogan]

I could do that for free at the Circle K if you want to meet me there. Homer doesn't get it. Live at the circle gate humbroco NBC near 376. Ladies and gentlemen, Trent Reznor. I wanna you like an animal.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the fourteen hundred dollar seat.

[Brett Fesley]

Brokaw lobs a cake in someone's face.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd like to see Brokaw lose it. Like he brings out a guest, he disagrees. And now I'm Gonna bring out a guest I totally disagree with is Mark Kelly. You. Kelly. You. How about. Had it with you and your politics. Get him, Tom. Yeah. Yeah. You're lucky. You're lucky I don't kick your ass right in front of everybody.

[Brett Fesley]

Now some magic.

[Brady Bogan]

And now I'm going to make rabbits appear. Turning into Nicholas Cage. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

2100 bucks each.

[Brady Bogan]

2100 dollars.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, granted, you're, you know, row six, row four at a new shelf.

[Brett Fesley]

That's a Super bowl ticket.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a bad super bowl ticket. I get $2,100. And you know what, everybody? The economy's fine. I want to hear how you're struggling. If you're. If 2100 bucks are going out the door to see Megyn Kelly Talk News.

[John Holmberg]

Two tickets will cost you 42. 26.

[Brady Bogan]

That's absurd. That's absurd.

[John Holmberg]

Got nine minutes, 30 seconds. You want to buy?

[Brady Bogan]

No. I don't ever want to go watch someone from a news channel, no matter how entertaining they may be.

[John Holmberg]

Homeburg at 98 K. PD.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't. Don't. Don't do it, man. We saw you were interested in the news shows. You like all of them? Because I'm bringing my tour to town with the Insane Clown Posse of news. He comes out with a makeup on. I want to rock the news all night. Tom. Bro.

[John Holmberg]

Spraying the crowd with Faygo.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

Openers.

[Brady Bogan]

Blitzer. Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

All the open acts.

[Brady Bogan]

Maximus Gigantis, they call me. I'm the lead chairman. Shoot my big wiener at you.

[Brett Fesley]

You going to the News of Palooza.

[Brady Bogan]

And what do you guys think? What's heading over to Russia? What do you say? Yeah. Tom Broko's gonna do some international news. Man. That's why I'm here. Don't get it. I know. I want to close. I want to give you all something to take home. A little song I call Pure Imagination. Everyone will paradise simply look around and do news. I don't get it, man.

[Brett Fesley]

Newchilla. It'll be a two weekend and people.

[Brady Bogan]

Are screaming from the crowd. Do Israel. Do some Israel. You guys want to hear some Gaza Strip stuff? Yeah. Yeah. We're going to the Strip. Bring me some Strip news. That's where we're gonna head now. Brokaw going to Israel. Yeah. Yeah. Stop going to this stuff. Stop it. Stop it. This guy said great ideas. Brokaw goes full Gallagher at the end of his show and just smashes news awards into the. You guys want to see the sledge of the Brokaw Sledge? O Matic. Get Your plastic off. You're about to get some melon squishins on your face. Stop it. I'm looking at you. Freedom. Looking out the window. Brady. You can see me. I'm actually pointing to the city. Stop it. Too late. No, it's too. I don't ever want Brett to go. That's a high demand event. Do you want $2100 tickets to watch Megyn Kelly talking to hockey? No, I don't. Is it Cirque du Soleil? Is it her other talents? Is she. It's the red panda going to come out? If not, it's just a new. Knock it off.

[Brett Fesley]

What she bring into the party?

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing. It's nuts. It's nuts. You've all lost your minds. Just it. And the other thing I saw in the news yesterday is that one of the two, Ben or Jerry quit the ice cream. Yeah, they quit because they sold their company to Unilever. I think that's right. And Ben and Jerry are still, like, active in it. And the one thing they said when Unilever bought them, and everybody even said, like, you guys are just Republican entrepreneurs. If you sold to massive company, you were supposed to be Ben and Jerry forever.

[Brett Fesley]

We'll give you five years.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And they said, you can hang around here for five years and basically kind of do your. Because they're very hippie. You do your silly politics and stuff with your ice cream and make, like, statements. And one of them quit. And people on the news I saw were crying because Ben and Jerry sold their company. And then Unilever's like, knock it off with the. It's enough time. Knock it off with your policy. We're not gonna do Gaza Strip Barry. That's not happening, so quit it. And then so they were like, well, you gotta give us the company back because you said we were allowed to do that stuff, and we're not doing what you. That's dumb. You know, Free Palestine, Rocky Road is not gonna be something we're gonna sell.

[Brett Fesley]

He quit and they canceled Cherry Garcia.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, that. They were kind of like, all right, that was cute, but that wasn't. Now you want to do Benjamin, not Yahoo Bubblegum. It's not a thing, so go away. And now he's just. He just flat quit. I don't. I don't know if it was Ben or Jerry, but one of them just bailed on it. There was a lady on the news crying. No, the whole thing's rude. Like, fat America can't. Like, we need better stars.

[John Holmberg]

Go get some blue Bell then. And shut up.

[Brady Bogan]

Blue bell. Doesn't bother me with, like, by the way, every bite you take is one bite you take out of the mouth of a starving kid in Ethiopia. I'm like, well, I don't want to eat this. Why is this. Well, this is just ice cream. I'm supposed to indulge on this and not remember horrible things that are going on in the world. That's why I'm eating ice cream. I'm an American. I have the ability to just kind of check out, guzzle the fattest, grossest thing in the world and not think about click clock over there in Ethiopia. Not eating. That's why I'm here. It was Jerry. What? Quit. Somebody just text me, and some lady was crying, crying her eyes up.

[Brett Fesley]

Had to been up in Vermont.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, Brady, the world's so different now. I don't even know what to think that Terry quit the ice cream. I wonder what Megyn Kelly has to say about this in a live setting. Stop it. You've all lost your minds. Do like I did. Do like Brett did last night. Pick a music show. Yeah. And watch people on stage, you know, in Brett's case, perform beautifully and in my case, stumble all over themselves in a drunken rage. It's awesome. I just. I. I don't get it, but I heard that commercial this morning. I'm like, well, we're sitting here trying to figure out how to unite the world and solve stuff. Everybody stop. If you've got tickets to Megyn Kelly Live, I'm gonna tell you right now, you're wrong. You're just doing it. You're doing it wrong. To each his own.

[Brett Fesley]

Humberg.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Fesley]

Stop it.

[Brady Bogan]

You're lost. You're a lost person, and I'm here to help. This is an intervention to anyone who spent any money, let alone $2,000. If $2,000 was the price to see Megyn Kelly live and she doesn't show me her in the middle of that show, I've been ripped off to the tune of $2,000. Nothing is. There's no reason to see her live.

[Brett Fesley]

Ever.

[Brady Bogan]

Kyle says, does she stage dive? She just jumped up, bro. Call. Yeah, catch me, bitches. Check it out. I'm surfing the crowd. Surfing the crowd like the Internet and so many social media users that are depressed. We'll talk suicide after this. Great news, people of the past. Dan Rather wouldn't have done an arena show. Brokaw wouldn't have done an arena show ever. This reminds me, when I was a kid, my dad took me to the McNeil Laird Show. And I met. I was crying. That was my first concert. That's the danger of it all. Some. Like, what was your first show? You remember? That's. It's not a newsy. Okay, well, that's pretty damn good. Wow. That was your first celebrity theater. Yeah. God damn, that's good. I remember seeing Brett there. It was a nice little. It was a nice deal. We had Brett out there, and we was talking whole time. I put him on my album using my line of notes because he wrote me a letter afterwards. Brett's a good kid.

[John Holmberg]

Who was your first?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, my first one was Eric Severod. He was the CBS news guy for a while. And then I saw Peter Jennings when I was 11. See how stupid it sounds that some kid's first live performance is gonna be Megyn Kelly? Because you know there's gonna be some lunatic that's dragging their kids to this. My first was Emmy Lou Harris at the New Mexico State Fair. You have to remember, my dad grew up in northwestern Pennsylvania, then lived in Indiana and West Virginia and had never been west of Chicago. Right. So his idea of what was the west was all John Wayne movies.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And so when we got out west, he started dressing funny and wanting to go to country stuff. And, like, he was trying to assimilate, not realizing that we lived in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and the way to assimilate was to put a feather in your head and start rolling corn onto a rock.

[Brett Fesley]

Check out hot air balloons.

[Brady Bogan]

It was more Indian than it was Western. Like, it's where. It's where all the people my dad watched on TV who lost in the movie, they moved to New Mexico. And no cowboys, all Indians. And I think it was a little disappointing because the setting looked an awful lot of, like, what he watched on TV when he was a kid. But there was no dusters and no dudes walking by going, man, there's just. Just a lot of people going, I'm drunk. And there was a ton of that In Albuquerque, you're not getting on the train. Like, what. What's he talking about? This isn't what the movies did. So he was upset, so he drug us to the state fair and tried to get us in on that lifestyle. And Emmylou Harris was my first concert, and it was terrible. Just. I think my dad hated it, too. I think he was trying to force that. It wasn't iced tea, that's for sure. First show I went to by myself.

[Brett Fesley]

The tickets to iced tea, or did you. Did someone have them? Like, hey, you want.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, I bought them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. My first show I went to by myself was Motley Cruel.

[John Holmberg]

Probably back in the day.

[Brady Bogan]

15 or 16.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Brady.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, I went with my cousin.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

For a music project on Sunday Bread.

[Brady Bogan]

It's creepy. Oh, you and a teacher, right?

[Brett Fesley]

No, it was my Uncle Mike.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Uncle Mike.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Uncle Mike took two young boys to go see Bread. I wanna make it with you. Is that not them? Yep. Yeah, three. An uncle. Uncle Thumbs was probably his guitar man. I really think that we could make it.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm like, I recognize this.

[Brady Bogan]

So, yeah, this is Bread. We made fun of Brady for this years ago. Uncle Mike. What's this? Little boy? Lean against me.

[Brett Fesley]

Why do people have lighters?

[Brady Bogan]

Up. Lean against your uncle. Uncle Mike likes some little fellas up against him like that. Just sway with me. Okay. Uncle Mike, are you singing? I am. Sure.

[Brett Fesley]

Sunday night. I'm dozing off.

[John Holmberg]

How did you turn straight?

[Brady Bogan]

I had no idea. I'm like.

[Brett Fesley]

I didn't even put the two and two together. Like I've heard this song.

[Brady Bogan]

If it's not a kid. Yeah. Something of Dustin's is going in you.

[Brett Fesley]

First paid ticket.

[Brady Bogan]

Uncle Mike took two. How old were you?

[Brett Fesley]

I was in fifth grade.

[Brady Bogan]

Two ten year olds and he was.

[Brett Fesley]

Then Jeff was sixth and that was his music project report. You had to go to a concert and basically do a report of attending this show.

[Brady Bogan]

Man jams. Yeah. Okay. Why don't you. Why don't you two kids do me. Do Uncle Mike a little favor? What's that? Uncle Mike? You touch him and he'll touch you. You guys like that idea? No. Do it anyway. Brady, do me a favor. What is it, Uncle Mike? When the song's at the chorus, pull your pants up to your. Make me see your crease.

[Brett Fesley]

Walk like a Frenchman.

[Brady Bogan]

Walk like a French. Give yourself a little baby fifth grade moose knuckle. Uncle Mike likey. Like this? Oh, yeah, like that. Pull them apart. Do they go over your. Can you get them over your big fat. Oh, God. Squeeze those things together now. Say it. Say it. I wanna make it with you. That's right.

[Brett Fesley]

Jeff Brady. You want to meet the band?

[Brady Bogan]

Did you get to meet Brett years later?

[Brett Fesley]

I did.

[Brady Bogan]

You met Brett.

[Brett Fesley]

I met David Gates because he would.

[Brady Bogan]

Remember David Gates because it's a big moment for him.

[Brett Fesley]

Country music. And so when I was working in Milwaukee at the country station, Guitar Man, I think is one of their.

[Brady Bogan]

When you met Brad, was your uncle backstage, passed out on the couch, covered in milk. There's Uncle Mike. Oh my God. It just keeps getting. I gotta be honest with you, Brady. I would rather go to a news concert than this. Bring on Megan. Yeah. Where's Megan Kelly? Holy cow.

[Mark Curtis]

A lot of texters that want you to explain the difference between paying money to see Corey Feldman and paying money to see Jill Perry and paying money to see Megyn Kelly.

[Brady Bogan]

But two are trying to entertain me with music and dance and song and, like, energy stage Megan Kelly's presenting opinion.

[Mark Curtis]

They're like, wait, dude, you paid money.

[John Holmberg]

To see Corey fell?

[Brady Bogan]

I did. And if you go, you'd have been wildly entertained. If Megan Kelly picks up a guitar, I'm going. Hits her face with the mic, I'm going. And she's. Yeah, she. Ow, my teeth. Like, if she has that every night, like Corey does you. I'm going. She's going to sit there and talk to people in a hockey arena. In a hockey arena. Have you ever heard the hockey ring? You can't understand them anyway. It's news presenters. What? My point is, it's news presenters, so don't fight me on this. You're wrong. You're wrong. I'm going to Megyn Kelly, bro. She might bring out Mark Kelly and they might fight. Or better, they might. They might have so much sexual tension. Might start on stage now. If that was a thing, I'd be like, you know, maybe these shows are pretty good. She's gonna talk about.

[Brett Fesley]

Political fighting is not working out right now.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay? But I don't care. Like, when I go to see Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder's like, we have to do something about the Palestinians. Shut up.

[Mark Curtis]

What do you mean not working out? She's getting $2,100 a day.

[Brady Bogan]

I know.

[Brett Fesley]

It's saying the timing of things.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't want. I don't want rock stars to go on and on about their politics in the middle of me wanting either Jeremy or black. I don't. I don't have to save the rainforest. And here's the next eight minutes of your concert dollar going to me telling you what I think. Like, no, no, if it's free. No, it's still a hockey arena, so.

[Mark Curtis]

Rally where it's free.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm telling you, you don't want to.

[Mark Curtis]

Go, but when you're paying $2,100 tickets.

[Brady Bogan]

No, none of it. Don't waste your day making these news people and politicians. Rock stars is the problem. You can make rock stars rock stars. You can make wannabe rock stars feel like rock stars and then taunt them from the crowd like I do. Corey Feldman. I made Corey Feldman stop a story with one word because I've seen him before and he told the same story. In the middle of the story, I said, we are now. Your bassist was in Meatballs 4. Okay, you guys have heard it. Here we go. I'm. Come back, King. It's terrifying for me to think that people are equating that, you know, we're days away from Ladonna and Sharp thinking this is a good idea. And they'll be at Celebrity Theater live. Live. Ladonna Harvey and Jim Sharp battle live. It's Liberty Theater. It's a cage match. I'm gonna put that cuck Sharp to sleep. Opening up. Broomhead. Broomhead. Tactical tactic. Tactic. Tactical tactic. Guns. Thanks, Broomhead. That's my Broomhead impression. Guns, Guns. Tactical. Tactical. Guns, guns. Border. I'm fair. I love Mike. Tactical. Tactical. That's all I hear him say in that commercial is the word tactical. I don't know why tactical. Tactical. About guns. Tactical tactical.

[John Holmberg]

Bruce and Gatos will show up, especially guests.

[Brady Bogan]

We're the openers. I guess it's you and me.

[Mark Curtis]

Somebody just asked if I can book Mullet Arena. Will you moderate between Ladonna Harvey.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. And whoever else. All the money because there's a bunch of dummies that pay to watch news live. I don't get it. Channel 12 tried this for a little bit. Remember when they did their town halls? No, no, no. They had that wide open glass fishbowl.

[Mark Curtis]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

What? They were trying to hip up their newsroom and called it EVB Live. It was like, it's news. And they expected people to stand outside and watch them do news.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't they start having to close the curtains because people were doing stuff?

[Brady Bogan]

Because I showed up in a devil's mask once at 10 o', clock, I was alone. And that was back when I had. I had DirecTV so I could record things. My phone could tell my tv. Record this. And it was just after Halloween and I had the most awesome devil's head. And I put it on and my friend Collins with me, and we were right there. I'm like, what do you say? He's like, yeah. So I just stood behind Tram Mai and Mark Curtis for like 30 minutes with just alone. And every time, because you could see the cameras, they have TV screens outside. And when they'd cut to like a one shot of Mark, I'd just kind of scoot over to the right and the devil would just be in the shot. And Colin was dying. And then we watched. We went Back to my house and watched the recording of the news and I'm like, now that's fun news. Shortly after that, you know, the folks from all Pro Shade showed up and knocked out the windows. And then they stopped doing those shows in front of the. It was dumb. They expected crowds. I've struggled with the fact that people go to the Today show and stand up Fox Mornings.

[Brett Fesley]

That's where it all that window.

[Brady Bogan]

But at least the Jonas Brothers would perform for those people now and again.

[Mark Curtis]

Or 30 Rock. They're going outside and doing something.

[Brady Bogan]

They'd walk outside with like Josh Brolin every once in a while and the crowd would get a taste. Megyn Kelly better have some goddamn guests on there that are more than politics. Can't make politics rock shows. That's my point.

[Mark Curtis]

Does it say if she's bringing openers like Brady asked?

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't say anything like that.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't get it, man. And Megyn Kelly's kind of hot too, so I get that part. But yeah, this one says it reminds me of Bill or Hillary speaking on campus and getting paid millions of dollars to speak to Libtard students. Okay, here's the problem. As you're. You're already mad at other people who have done this. And this is where the divide is like nobody's. You shouldn't be that mad. If I go to see, you know, Nine Inch Nails and your favorite band is Aerosmith, and then we. Brett and I aren't in a fight because I didn't go to the show he likes and he. You went to that Libtard show. They paid the millions. No.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, you want to talk about hearing Biden?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, he's saying yesterday he can't get a gig a speaking engagements with Biden. You're wasting your money. You have to give him a script. Yeah. Live shows are for live entertainment. And I don't know that we've started to make news entertainment and that's dangerous. News should be just news. It should be information. It shouldn't be entertainment. It shouldn't be a raucous crowd of folks screaming at the TV news. And I've. And I think Megyn Kelly is seemingly fine for what she's doing, but it maybe Stand Up Live, you go watch her do her podcast. I went and saw Kevin Smith do his podcast at Stand Up Live and it was terribly boring. I mean, I've done Adam Carolla's podcast three or four times live. And it's. There's certain parts of a podcast that it's different. Yeah, it's not like, for a live banger. It's weird. But I certainly don't want to watch Ladonna and Sharp and I don't want to watch. I love Troy Hayden. I think he's a great guy. But if he told me, hey, man, I've got an idea. I think I want to do some live shows. I'm like, oh, yeah, Would you start playing guitar or something? No, no, no. Just deliver the news to an audience of thousands and make them pay for it. I'm like, it's free. It's free everywhere. Homburg's morning sickness. I got too much news. Why would I go find more and pay for it?

[John Holmberg]

Maybe Brian Gumbel will come out of retirement to do it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. Is Brian dead? No, I think that's dead.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's.

[Brady Bogan]

Greg's dead.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Greg's dead.

[Brady Bogan]

Life at the Desert Diamond Arena. Brian Gumbel. Can't wait to get in there. Bet Megyn Kelly's in the Casa de Bow wow because she crossed me and we're gonna fight. Yeah. You know, can you imagine that, though? Like, you said, your first show was Ice t. There's. In 20 years, there's a kid that's going to be, I don't know, broadcasting from his hovercraft. I don't know how the future looks. Telling everybody. His first show was the Megyn Kelly Experience over at Desert Diamond Arena. I don't get it, man. I just don't get it. Yeah, Broomhead opening up for. And he'd do it. Because I'd do it, too, if you're paying me to do. It's silly. I don't know. Broomhead can go out there. Tactical. Tactical Guns. Guns. Tactical. Like, man, that Broomhead's up.

[Brett Fesley]

And who's that Show? Broomhead stole it.

[Brady Bogan]

Stole the show, man. I think the opener was even better. What was that dude's name? Broom Dick. No, it's Broom Head. Tactical. Tactical. Tactical guns. Tactical police support. Tactical Tactical. Broomhead. Broomhead. Tactical guns. Okay. That guy's pretty good. Anyway. Stop it. That's all I'm saying. I'm not wrong. Not if. Even if somebody said you. Hey, man, I got free tickets to a show tonight. What show? The Megyn Kelly. No, leave me alone. Stop it. I wouldn't even go to Regis and Kelly Live.

[Brett Fesley]

There's people following.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the Grateful dead in the 44th show, man. Now, the only thing about that is that it's different. Maybe she does the same thing every night. Trump started to do that when he was Doing his tour. I'm doing the same bits I did in Milwaukee. Unfortunately, Fox is broadcasting all of them, so my materials getting stale. I don't know. I don't get it. And I understand that, you know, with the Charlie Kirk situation, more voices need to be heard, but that's what the Internet's for. I don't understand making news. People. Superstars. I just don't. Especially rock star style superstars. We went and saw Joel Osteen, you know. Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

There's definitely some traveling.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. Pastors. You know what? He had a live band.

[Brett Fesley]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

He knew the audience worship crew. They sang some Jesus stuff. They, you know, knocked out a couple things. Then he'd come out and give, like, a weird sermon, and I'm like, all right, the audience is into this. I mean, I don't know if it's to the tune of 175 bucks, then a Home Depot bucket goes down your row. And they filled Home Depot buckets with cash. Every aisle. Remember that? That was the most amazing part. When we sat, we got into our aisle.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, the system.

[Brady Bogan]

And you see a Home Depot bucket at the end of your aisle, and you're like, what they're gonna do with that? And sure enough, the dude at the end of the aisle picks it up and hands it to somebody. And then I just want everybody that.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, you pass it down the road.

[Brady Bogan]

I know you're here and you bought tickets. And I would just love it very much if you would pass that down. Put some money in there. Reminds me of a joke. Here we go. And then he told, like, a joke while everybody's just scrounged. And then that bucket we were in the middle was about 3/4 full by the time it got to us. And I'm like, he's gonna make another, like, grand per row.

[Brett Fesley]

At least it got a little heavier. I put a couple of bottles.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Brady sauced him. And. Thank you, Brady. Thanks for that. Reminds me of a joke. Brady got a kidney. That's the end of that joke. God's curse. You son of a. But yeah, so if you do the math on that and everybody gets 500 a row, the whole sun's floor was all seats, rows. Wow.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, that's what I said to you. I'm like, for the amount that you're paying for the tickets now, to ask.

[Brady Bogan]

For, I was 175 bucks a ticket where we sat. And the average cost of tickets for that thing was $100. And it was full. Place was packed. And then to, you know, just figure 500 a row and vibrate at a minimum. And I had the butt plug in the whole time, and it almost set me off.

[Mark Curtis]

I don't know if you've mentioned it before now, but the texters are starting to come chime in now with that. Megyn Kelly has apparently been talking that she wants to pick up Charlie Kirk's mantle. She's gonna have open dialogue at this.

[Brady Bogan]

Show that's gonna be a catastrophe. Charlie Kirk was doing it in college campuses for like.

[Mark Curtis]

Yeah, so like a microphone. She's up on stage.

[Brett Fesley]

You didn't have to buy a ticket tonight.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he just showed up and it was like, you know, a couple thousand people at. And I even found that to be strange. Why you would volunteer to go debate. An incredibly smart person who's well versed and studied, and you go up there going, line them up. You know what you're talking about. Pointed it out.

[Brett Fesley]

College kids are idiots.

[Mark Curtis]

They think they know everything.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what his point was. You have votes and you're dumb, and you come up here spewing headlines. You don't have any substance. And occasionally the people would have substance and he'd give them credit for it. Just don't get it. Does Megyn Kelly, like, point to someone in the front row and go get that guy? And then one of the. One of the stage hands goes and gets her back there. And then he. Megyn Kelly backstage, like he's a stage pass groupie because Megan wants a piece of that. A guy in the front rows eyeballing me. And I'm gonna him after the show because I'm on a high. I got a stage performers. Hi, man.

[Mark Curtis]

What's her writer?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. A gross of condoms and cargo shorts. Like seven.

[John Holmberg]

This guy. This guy says, speaking of first concerts, why is it that Brady's first concert was a type of food?

[Brady Bogan]

It was not good for you either. Just not wheat bread either. Just bread. You know what I'm talking. My next. My next show was rolls. And then Asiago came to town and we knocked that out of the yard.

[Brett Fesley]

Meatloaf.

[Mark Curtis]

Another guy said, chilling.

[Brady Bogan]

I bet you went to. Did you go to see Meatloaf ever? Oh, man, that had to be a. That had to be a struggle not to go.

[Mark Curtis]

Another guy on texter says, john, I feel for you. My first concert was at the fair also, but at least I saw Donna Summer and there were hot chicks all over.

[Brady Bogan]

I would have gone to that. I didn't know who Emmy Lou Harris was. My dad's like, we live in New Mexico. Now, this is how these people operate. I'm like, oh, my God. It was. And it was the Ruidoso Downs, I believe, is where we were. The horse. Horse track. Yeah. And then. And we went to the fair, like, every day. Yeah, it was weird. We had just got working there. No, we just. Like, every chance we got, we went to the fair, and my dad just loved it. There were. There were horses, and it was the West. He was dying to have a movie come to life, and it had to be ultimately wildly disappointing.

[Mark Curtis]

You didn't have horses in West Virginia.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but it wasn't like this. It wasn't the dust in the mountains. And West Virginia was like, people used them for transportation. And his horses were sick. Like they never looked healthy. Like you'd have to go to a ranch. Like, he was hoping, like, there'd be trading posts and people tying horses up outside and water bins and the general store. He thought he was going to be.

[Brett Fesley]

So much coal in West Virginia.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, West Virginia. West Virginia was ultimately wildly disappointing immediately. But he grew up in that area. He had horses when he grew up. But he wanted the West. He wanted, like, Roy Rogers kind of stuff. He wanted shootouts in the streets and Black Barts and that kind of stuff.

[Brett Fesley]

Cactus.

[Mark Curtis]

How old were you again when you hit New Mexico?

[Brady Bogan]

Eight. Eight or nine. But yeah, it was Tammy Lou Harris. Right. To Emmy Lou Harris. Like the. We. We. We landed in New Mexico on Christmas Eve. They quick found the Christmas tree and the moving boxes, put up a tree and then just. We got cowboy hats and boots and, like, I got gloves up to my elbow, and I'm like, this is how the kids dress here.

[John Holmberg]

A little cap guns and everything in your holsters that.

[Brady Bogan]

I had a holster with guns. I had weird gloves. Like, he dressed me up like a Western glove. Western gloves. It didn't have the tassels that had, like, shark fins, like, kind of thing on the bottom. Okay. Almost like Batman's gloves, only they were white and they were turquoise and they went past my elbow, and I just remember putting them on. And my mom was smart enough. She got me a Walter Payton jersey, which. I just love shirts with numbers. So there's a picture of me on Christmas Day in New Mexico. I could bring it in. And it wasn't even a Walter Payton jersey. It was a sweater with a 34 on. It was orange, and I just thought it was great. And I had the gloves on, the cowboy hat, boots up to my knees, and a Walter Payton jersey on. And I was retarded. There was no question if you just sent me to school, because I think my dad were like, that's how they dress. There you go. Oh, we have a special needs boy coming up here. And I couldn't walk in the boots. Very good. So Frankensteining around.

[Mark Curtis]

So you didn't have any choice in your clothes, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I got what they bought me. Right. And my dad went to Sears.

[Brett Fesley]

And out of those, you'd pick your favorite.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't have a favorite sweater.

[Mark Curtis]

Man, you lived a life.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that. That's a full. That's. That's Ralphie from A Christmas in a full cowboy outfit. Now, that's what I'm saying. Same type of similar look, except I was in Wrangler jeans and a Walter Payton. I was. I was homeless. I was homeless. Your cowboy hat and Walter Payton sweater with boots on. Look, if it wasn't for my mom, I'd have had chaps on. Marcy drew a line because he was losing it. He started dressing me up. And then all my shirts.

[Mark Curtis]

Those don't have fringe now.

[Brady Bogan]

All my shirts had arrows on the pockets. All of them. For, like, two months, I was like, I don't like this anymore. And I just wouldn't. I would wear the same thing every day. And when we go do something like, put your hat on. No, I'm not wearing a cow. I'm not a cowboy. I don't even know why you're doing this. But then he kind of calmed down when he realized it's mostly just defeated Indians. Albuquerque was a wild disappointment to my dad. I am convinced. And if you asked him that, he would say, when we were moving from Morgantown to New Mexico, he was so excited. And he thought, when I get there, I'm gonna get a horse. I'm just gonna ride that to work.

[Brett Fesley]

Adventure.

[Brady Bogan]

He thought for sure that was an option.

[Mark Curtis]

He had a straw in his mouth.

[Brady Bogan]

There was no Internet, so we couldn't, like, research Albuquerque outside of encyclopedias. And they were, like, pretty Western, like, you know, people ride their horses. Place my dad was, I guarantee you thinking about, when we get there, I'm gonna find somebody whose last name starts with Q, and I'm gonna buy a horse from him, and I'm gonna just ride that to work every day. And then he realized, oh, it's just. It was just a bunch of defeated Indians.

[John Holmberg]

Just think if he made you move to Gallup, New Mexico. That's even worse.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, if we look, I wouldn't be here. I'd be a statistic. It's true. Anyway, it was. And I. And I was. Kyle Pierce said your dad was trying to make you gay. I'm like, I don't think he realizes that that was the other option in the cowboy gears. Like, I'm either gonna embrace this cowboy lifestyle or I'm gonna be a pretty flamboyant homosexual if you keep dressing me up like this. And luckily, I'm on, you know, Kupd and not 93 3. That's my horse. Yeah, it's a disappointment. Anyway. What do you got in the big board there, Bert?

[John Holmberg]

I don't even know. Let's pull it up here. All right. Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

I'm sorry. As well as the brand new right.

[John Holmberg]

There on power Road and McDowell, I got two.

[Brady Bogan]

I got a guy who says, what, would you rather go to, WNBA or Megyn Kelly? And the answer is wnba. I don't like making news people. Super celebrities. WNBA is at least trying to put an entertainment package together. That is sport that makes sense in an arena. Megyn Kelly can do this, but it just doesn't make sense that we're filling up brains for. And then the other guy says, my youngest brother. This has to be one of those deals where you're, like, 27 and your dad has another kid Late. Because my youngest brother was eight. His first show, I'm not kidding. Was Bill O'Reilly with my dad. That's brutal. At least Bill O'Reilly had the decency of groping the chicks backstage. That's why he can't have a job anymore. But my goodness, that poor kid. Hilarious. Sorry, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

What do you got on the list? Prodigy, Velvet Revolver, Primus, My Name Is Mud for Joe Perry. Sleep, Token, Exodus, Pantera, Coheed and Cambria. Iron Maiden. Run to the Hills for Joe Perry. Metallica, New Limp Bizkit, Airborne, Slipknot, and Slayer.

[Brady Bogan]

We haven't heard the new Limp Bizkit on the air.

[John Holmberg]

I think there's a clean version.

[Brady Bogan]

Is there? Do we have it?

[John Holmberg]

I think Larry has it in there.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, let's. It's Making Love to Morgan Wallen is the name of the song, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do have it.

[John Holmberg]

So it's got everything there.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, we'll do that because I haven't heard it all the way through. It's very limp Biscuit.

[John Holmberg]

If you like biscuit. You like it.

[Brady Bogan]

And the last minute of it is very funny. And, well, I don't know if it's funny or if it's just kind of like, fun.

[Brett Fesley]

Cheeky.

[Brady Bogan]

Making Love to Morgan Wallen, which I don't understand the title, but Fred sort of embraced his jackassery and I like him. Again, it's new Limp Bizkit. Here you go. It's 98, KUPD, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? It is time again for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by [e-mail] All Pro Shade is where you go when you want some shade in that yardy or front yard, backyard side, they got those things that'll block out those nosy neighbors. You can put it down as a shield if you want. It keeps the sun away. A lot of people have that stuff where they don't really have a spot for a awning shade, but they've got a space. That side of their house gets blistered by the sun. Drop it down, they got the drop downs. They got it all. They will make shade in your yard and that will make your yard or your patio even better. And it adds property value to these things at the top of the line. These guys have been at it for over 20 years for a reason. It's because they're the best at it. And they'll come by and they'll come by with a little estimate for you and that's free. And they'll give you a little idea and that's free. And then you get to work making that shade beautiful and get ready for this outdoor activity. Outdoor weather is real close where we can sit outside, you have the sun beating on you and that weather will be perfect. AllProchade.com grab hold of it. Make your space better. Brady reported.

[Brett Fesley]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady Bogan]

Hello, world. Hi.

[Brett Fesley]

Happy National Pet Bird Day.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, bird people Mean it, man.

[Brett Fesley]

And National DEI Day.

[Brady Bogan]

Diversity, equity and inclusion. Oh boy, that's going to result. I shouldn't have said that one. Half the audience. Well, because half the audience is for it and half of them are. And this on the heels of.

[Brett Fesley]

You can celebrate it either way, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

Just finding the story that Denmark just basically told everybody, hey, if you're from the Middle east, knock it off with the outfits. Not in our country. You got two choices. You take the hat and the mask off because Covid's over, or you leave and everybody's like, this is wrong. It's like, we don't care. We're Denmark. And that's Denmark is legit with their we'll keep it pure thing. They're still mad that they open their borders to the Middle Eastern refugees. Afghanistan, Pakistan, stuff like that about 20 something years ago. I don't know if it's still a law there, but it used to be a law there that you had to marry somebody who was 100% bloodline. Denmark, like Danish they were. They did not mess around. And then they let everybody in and half of them got furious. So happy DEI day. But not in Denmark. It isn't.

[Brett Fesley]

A couple of basis fun facts.

[Brady Bogan]

Would you be okay with that? Let's, let's have that moment.

[Brett Fesley]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

If, if you got hired not because you're good at something, but because of like a social advantage got you the job. I mean, of course you're going to be happy, but would you be like if I got hired because, well, we needed a bald guy and we had like 20 other people that are alive and I don't really. It doesn't mean you. I don't know, I don't know that I could. I'm self aware enough to know that I shouldn't have it so I think I'd be paranoid all the time. That's probably the way people who are DEI hires live, you know, and then it does make you. And look, I think it's backfired on everybody. I, I do think it makes you wonder when you see somebody in a prominent position who, you know, it, it, it's the opposite. It makes you a little more bigoted. Just in full honesty, if we like you see something, you're like, God, I hope this was. I hope that person's qualified if they did a bunch of DEI hires. And I think that's the argument against it is it's going to make people think, ah, is that a real hire? Is that mentally handicapped person the best CEO we could find? Or is that Something in the, in the.

[Brett Fesley]

The rooting behind it originally was like, this person is qualified, but they're not getting hired.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Because. To protect against racism. But in a way, it kind of backfires and makes people think they only got the job because of their race, which is racism, or because of their sex or their gender or gay or whatever. Like, if I see a dude in a dress and he's running the show, am I thinking, well, he's probably the most qualified? Or am I thinking, oh, he got hired because they needed one of those. And that's the opposite of what it's supposed to do. Right. It's supposed to open doors for people who didn't have chances. But instead what it makes you do is just question whether or not they had to fill a quota. And the person you're dealing with isn't exactly the best in the business. And that's not fair to that person. They might be the best.

[Brett Fesley]

And sometimes it happens.

[Mark Curtis]

Like, you cloud it up.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you clouded it all up.

[Brett Fesley]

You could have a example of there's four people that are more experienced than this person. But the person that got hired, his father was friends with the owner of the company.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not dei, that's not autistic, and that's illegal.

[Brett Fesley]

That stinks for.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Fesley]

You know, but that happens.

[Brady Bogan]

But there's protections against that. If you are hiring family over everything else and people start to notice that is it. Hire who you want. You can. Yeah, but you can make us think if, like, there's plenty of opportunity and some jackass shows up and gets the manager's job. You know, we had it here with this company. And it, you know, some people are kind of like, you have an option to quit or throw a fit. Most people would just quit. But when you watch just the owner's son get a high, prominent managerial position and he's never worked in the business and you've busted your ass the whole time, you could, you could probably talk to a lawyer about that in college.

[Brett Fesley]

Sometimes legacy has its benefits, you know, like this.

[Brady Bogan]

But again, if you lean too heavily into it and they look and they're like, they're all legacy and not one of them is Mexican. They're gonna go, you gotta get one of those in there. And I don't. If I was that per. I wouldn't want to be that guy. Like, you're only got me because of that. I don't know why people want to be part of something that they have to force color into, because it's basically, it's like what Chris Rock used to say about it. What Chris Rock you say about minimum wage. If they could pay you less, they would.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But they're legally required to pay you this rock bottom amount. But if they could pay you less, they would. It's the same thing. It's like, why do I want to be part of something that only has me there? Because they're forced to. You know, it's a back. It's like most things, its intentions were good, and then it kind of turned into this mess and it is off. And in all honesty, and I think Brett will back me up on this, especially when I see a bald dude with bright red lipstick on a mustache and a red sequined gown. I don't think he's the best nuclear engineer that we've got. And it turned out he wasn't. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

When you look like Bruce Valance.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And when you announce it, I have to hire a woman. You're immediately eliminating potential candidates. That might be better. But you've said I have to do this. That makes it so. I'd rather compete against the best than then just get handed something. But I'm white, so it's different. My brain works different.

[Brett Fesley]

The only major building in Tokyo that Godzilla has never destroyed in a movie is the Imperial palace. Out of respect for the emperor.

[Brady Bogan]

He's really in there during the movie, huh?

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Holy cow. We've blown up the White House over and over. In movies, we've. We explode our stuff constantly.

[Mark Curtis]

Godzilla comes out of the water and goes, oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. I can't do that. Shibase in there. Even in this fictional Godzilla movie, I don't think people can. So there's. They're thinking that maybe the Japanese audience can't suspend disbelief for a few seconds that the lizard actually may have killed their leader.

[Brett Fesley]

And why. You know? Or the people making the movie you know, at the time. If we do that, are we making a statement that we're.

[Brady Bogan]

That if you're a giant lizard, you could stop out that building?

[Brett Fesley]

But, yeah, you don't touch that building.

[Brady Bogan]

But you could kill all the other people in Tokyo. That's. They're not worried about that statement. Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

Nope.

[Brady Bogan]

Just don't go after the big.

[Brett Fesley]

How powerful?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, not really. It's stupid.

[Brett Fesley]

One of the reasons the World Wildlife Fund went with a panda bear for their logo. Logo is because it was black and white. Saves money on printing.

[Brady Bogan]

Smart.

[Brett Fesley]

People are more likely to donate to hurricane relief efforts if their name starts with the same letter as the. The name of the Hurricane.

[Brady Bogan]

Really?

[Brett Fesley]

Last one. There's a city in Alaska called diameti that's only 2 1/2 miles away from Russia.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You could throw. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. You just kind of like Sarah Palin.

[Mark Curtis]

Said you could see it from her front porch.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what Putin was talking about when he and Trump were there. We're neighbors. We're closer than you think. Don't tell the Mexicans about that. That's a much easier walk. Get into America if they get up to Russia first. All we have to do is get to Russia. It's two miles from Alaska. We're in. Where'd they all come from?

[Brett Fesley]

Newborn circumcision rates in the U. S. Fell from 54% in 2012 to 49 in 2022. White families saw the sharpest drop while black and Hispanic rates stayed steady. Wealthier and privately insured families had higher rates but also bigger declines.

[Brady Bogan]

For what?

[Brett Fesley]

Circumcision among their babies.

[John Holmberg]

Higher rates but bigger declines.

[Brady Bogan]

What does that mean?

[Brett Fesley]

The United States has steadily declined over the. Steadily declined over the past decade. So less circumcision.

[Brady Bogan]

What are higher rates but more declines?

[Brett Fesley]

More people are saying skipping the circumcision. That rate's gone up.

[Brady Bogan]

Higher rates of skipping?

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah. They're saying less circumcision is happening.

[Brady Bogan]

More declines. Wouldn't that be this, like. I'm confused. Read that again.

[Brett Fesley]

Newborn circumcision rates in the US Fell.

[Brady Bogan]

We get that. You did. One of the races had higher rates and bigger declines.

[Brett Fesley]

The sharpest drop of people not getting service. Circumcised.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

Black and Hispanic.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brett Fesley]

But they're describing the wealthier and privately insured families.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

Will circumcise have a higher rate of getting their kids circumcised? But that's now starting to drop. Oh. The history of it is.

[Brady Bogan]

We need an Asian. There's a lot of math.

[Brett Fesley]

What they're saying is overall there's less.

[Brady Bogan]

I get that. But when you say that the heavily privately insured people have higher rates and more declines. I'm struggling with that.

[Brett Fesley]

Let me see if these rates work out. The analysis from researchers at Johns Hopkins University. More than 1.5 million annual hospital record shows the share of newborn boys. Newborn boys circumcised during the first month of Life fell from 54% to 49%.

[Brady Bogan]

Less than half. People are getting cut. Yep. You're cut. I'm cut. Everybody. All of us.

[Brett Fesley]

This decline came after the World health organization in 2007 and the center for disease Control and Prevention issued recommendations supporting access to newborn circumcision. So they're basically saying the reason why you want to do it is spreading disease.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Because it's filthy sometimes.

[Mark Curtis]

It's always been that way. Yeah, that's the whole.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Remember that DEI day, it was Brady, everybody. That's Brady reading the news. He's gonna be live at the hockey arena doing this. That was very confusing.

[Brett Fesley]

I think the biggest thing is we fell below half.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Half of. Just keep it there. Nobody's cutting the wangs anymore. And Ralphie May used to be a big proponent of not cutting. When he had his son August, he's, like, not cutting him. Like, why? Because it takes away the sensation of the male orgasm. That's some good fathering right there. That's excellent work. I want my boy to have good spurts. Put that in when he squirts. I want it to be sensational. I want it to be Ralphie May sensational. It's not because he's cut. You get less sensitive. And then I read some stuff, and Ralphie was right. When you've got the sheath over the top, the top doesn't. Doesn't rub up against your pants all the time and start numbing itself. It doesn't. Callous, which means that it's a lot more sensitive. And the orgasms are supposedly better. And. But it's.

[John Holmberg]

I'm good the way I am, but it's.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd watch porn, and whenever the dude's uncut. Way too far. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But I'm just saying I don't need.

[Brady Bogan]

To kind of make it more. Yeah, I would be. I'd be constantly going. Every time that thing made an appearance, when the air hit it, I'd be like, I need a towel. It's already pretty active.

[Brett Fesley]

The World Stone Skimming Championships were recently rocked by a cheating scandal after some competitors were found to be using suspiciously circular stones. If you know anything about stone skipping.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. You don't have to educate us on that one, Brady. Just skip ahead.

[Brett Fesley]

You were getting into this class on this. According to the competition's rules, stones must come from naturally occurring island slate, and they fit through a device called the Ring of Truth to ensure that they're the right size.

[Brady Bogan]

Do you think sometimes he does these stories and then we fall asleep and don't know it and he rifles to our wallet?

[Mark Curtis]

I do wonder.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think so.

[Mark Curtis]

Because he is supremely confident in a lot of them that he's done it the right way.

[Brady Bogan]

Listen to my story. Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

The Events held in Scotland. But a couple of teams were disqualified because you could tell they filed down some stones.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay, this is going on too long, my friend.

[John Holmberg]

Land the plane.

[Brady Bogan]

Land. Just crashed the plane, for God's sakes. The winner was an American.

[Brett Fesley]

This year. He skipped the stone 580ft.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, it's crazy. That story made more sense than just circumcisions. Down a little bit.

[Brett Fesley]

There's a big change happening at Wendy's.

[Mark Curtis]

Now we get to the real meat of the day.

[Brett Fesley]

They're in the process of quietly switching from whole leafed romaine lettuce, the square meat of the day, to shredded iceberg lettuce for its burgers and chicken sandwiches.

[Brady Bogan]

I love that you still do these, even though you can't have it.

[Brett Fesley]

The switch began at a select locations this summer and slowly rolling across the country. He claimed the change was to improve lettuce consistency. Don't worry, the romaine and spring mix will still be in the salads.

[Brady Bogan]

It's doing salad stories. What happened to I don't even know this man anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Go back to skipping stones.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, tell me more about filing down rocks.

[Brett Fesley]

433Ft.

[Brady Bogan]

Bernie, if I didn't die in that room in Las Vegas a few years ago, I'd have hung myself after listening to your story. Hot garbage.

[Brett Fesley]

And if you compete, there's no money. It's just a trophy.

[Brady Bogan]

There's no life at all in professional stone skipping. Of course there's no money. Who's generating cash with stone skipping? You guys want to go to the big event? I've got two. Two front row seats to stone skip. I can do it. Yeah, but not like 38 times.

[John Holmberg]

Stone skipping or Megyn Kelly.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man, that's tough. Where's the stone skipping?

[John Holmberg]

Scotland?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'll go to Megan Kelly. I don't. Mud puddles, dump.

[Brett Fesley]

Got a 24 year old woman in Tampa who got arrested after she drove the wrong way on the interstate. Sideswiped a cop car. And when they pulled her over, they interviewed her and she said she claimed her husband was driving. It wasn't the only one in the car. Happened around 2:30am Was he doing it.

[Brady Bogan]

Remotely and what the cops would have said Video. The cops would have said, your husband's not driving because we had to pull you over. You were erratic. We knew for sure it was a woman behind the wheel.

[Mark Curtis]

We could see you coming.

[Brady Bogan]

The reason you're going the wrong way on the freeway is because you're a woman. Your husband is nowhere near this.

[Brett Fesley]

And in the video the cop did a pretty good pit maneuver. Get her to stop.

[Brady Bogan]

I love pit maneuvers. OP Live has pit maneuvers every once in a while. The grappler is my new favorite thing. Set a grappler attack over there on Bethany home the other night. Awesome. That technology is so cool. The car pukes out a Batman toy and then stops the car in front of it.

[Mark Curtis]

There's two, right?

[Brady Bogan]

The claw.

[Mark Curtis]

And I saw one that wraps.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the wraparound. The wraparound one is so neat.

[Mark Curtis]

That one's really cool.

[Brady Bogan]

Love that.

[Brett Fesley]

That one you cast out, right? It just. If it catches, the wheel shoots out.

[Brady Bogan]

And then it just gets tied up the axle. It's so awesome.

[Mark Curtis]

And then I've seen it where they try and back up and speed away, and it rips.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't do it. Well, I can't do anything about it. There, your car's done. Once you grapple. This is the. Oh, he sideswiped her. He got her up on the. That's a.

[Brett Fesley]

That's already. She already swiped the car.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, right into it.

[Brett Fesley]

Nice spunner right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Spun her on the freeway, which is even better. Go out. Go out the other side. Go out the other side. This is the. On this. Yeah. Do you see all these lights coming towards us? Look straight ahead. No, I do, right? I do.

[John Holmberg]

So you're going. You're going the wrong way on the interstate.

[Brady Bogan]

No, not. No. Yes, you are. That's why. That's why I wrecked you.

[Brett Fesley]

You.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Brett Fesley]

You were going the wrong way.

[Brady Bogan]

My husband's walking me or driving me home. I just. You mean you're driving home. You were. You were just driving great cans. I was wearing. I was like, in the.

[Brett Fesley]

It was.

[Brady Bogan]

I was in the passenger seat. That's why I'd be a terrible cop. Yeah, I'm like, show me those. We'll be good. And it would be on camera. She's got glory. Oh, I'd take her home immediately. Those stupid cameras on their chest. How many times did that happen in the past? I wonder where girls like that. No cameras. She's in a bikini. It looks good, too. I had one full drink.

[Brett Fesley]

She's in the Tampa two piece. Okay, well, if you don't have any questions and you understand this, she's got.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, board shirts, six or six foot. I even put her through the test. Man, she's good looking, but I mean, entertainment. I would have been arrested for being a cop. I couldn't do that.

[Brett Fesley]

Her recall of, you know. How many drinks did you have?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, that's always the thing. I Would definitely. I would definitely tase just about everyone. And then just for fun, sometimes I'd taste like a guy walking on the road if I had that. And then you have to kind of.

[Mark Curtis]

Keep that thing in tip top shape. I gotta use it.

[Brady Bogan]

This is why I couldn't be a cop, Rich. I'd be like, right now, just for fun, when Brady's looking at his phone, he's like. And then I'd, like, draw mustaches on him. I would. It would be bad.

[Mark Curtis]

I think we're all in favor of that.

[Brady Bogan]

I should have never been even in the remote possibility of those classes I took at MCC for criminal investigation, because it would have resulted in. Show me your cans and you're out of this dui.

[Brett Fesley]

Got a couple of pretty videos. Oh, God, the gnome is back. I don't. I don't know if this is a.

[Brady Bogan]

Different gnome, but it's a man who's got a massive. You're the birth defect.

[Mark Curtis]

You're the gnome expert.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, but I remember the one guy sounding the same way, but I. I.

[Mark Curtis]

Don'T remember his guy with vitiligo toothpicks.

[Brady Bogan]

Vitiligo. His hands are. He's got a gray beard and gray hair, and his head is the Easter island size.

[John Holmberg]

What is this?

[Mark Curtis]

Hand off the stick.

[Brett Fesley]

I think he's singing a song.

[Brady Bogan]

He's praying for death is what he's doing.

[John Holmberg]

So am I.

[Brady Bogan]

So am I. But look at this thing. This is.

[Mark Curtis]

But wait, Brett, there's more.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, wow. Put my seat belt on. Come on. Brady loves deformed people. He's like Mother Teresa.

[Brett Fesley]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady's like Mother Teresa without any of the help. I just want to look at him. He is like Mother Teresa. She started a zoo for sick people, too. And Brady would be all over that.

[Brett Fesley]

This is what you want to see at the circus, John.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Brett Fesley]

I know you.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the accidents. This is a lady. Her hair's tied up to a string, and they're bringing her up. They pulled her off the stage. She's about 25ft above the stage now. 30. 35. She's doing some ribbon dance in the sky with her hair tied to a. Like a metal string. Oh, she's doing her dance. She throws her ribbon down. Now she's doing some gymnast. Oh, her hair broke off the string.

[Brett Fesley]

She's no red panda.

[Brady Bogan]

She fell 30ft at least. Oh, my goodness.

[Mark Curtis]

Oh, yeah, the red panda continued the show, didn't she?

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, broken ankle.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, this chick. Yeah. Red panda. To get thrown to the earth from. She didn't go skydiving without any sort of. Oh, man. She didn't expect it either. She tried to land it one footed. Boy, that's. Come on, Brady.

[Brett Fesley]

I don't know what to. I'm not sure what this is.

[Brady Bogan]

How do you believe in a God and you still do this? Like this is something. Giggle every time. Look at him. God's mistakes. Bless you, skeleton boy. This is a pile of bones with skin on them and a normal head. And this. He's saying something.

[Brett Fesley]

Kids stay in school.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Brett Fesley]

Don't do drugs.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at this catastrophe of birth defect.

[Mark Curtis]

Hey, somebody gave him three friendship bracelets.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, right. I would never steal Brady's phone just.

[John Holmberg]

Because of the algorithm. Right.

[Mark Curtis]

You don't want that breast milk.

[Brady Bogan]

And nothing. Nothing in my phone is worse than Brady's algorithm on Instagram. That is the. That is the most disease I've ever seen on one person in my life. And his head is completely fine, but his. His. His chest is resting on his thighs, which are resting on his shins. It's not disease.

[Brett Fesley]

It's just defects.

[Mark Curtis]

Right?

[Brady Bogan]

It's all defects. It's. Yeah. No one else has this, right? Look at Giggles McGee over here. This guy can't get enough of this error of a human.

[Mark Curtis]

Look at that face. And that face doesn't want to.

[Brady Bogan]

No. He doesn't want to be alive for another Milan. He does. It's like the dog whisper. If somebody put his body in a trash compactor and just smushed him into a small box. I fit in a smart shoebox, but my head has to stick out of the top.

[Mark Curtis]

And it all started with Kenny Loggins.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Kenny Loggins. Jesus. And Brady looks at that every day. So that's the Internet's like. He loves this stuff. Look at him flopping around. Kenny Loggins, Jesus and that guy, they.

[Brett Fesley]

Live in the same house.

[Brady Bogan]

All piled up, just bones piled up on top of each other with a head grown out of the top. Just take a furniture, take a three.

[Brett Fesley]

Wood, give me that kid.

[Brady Bogan]

And just line it up.

[John Holmberg]

You want that kidney?

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't. Would you take that kidney? What?

[Brett Fesley]

I want to see if it's.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Fesley]

If it's working, you know?

[Brady Bogan]

You know what they would have to do? Dig around inside him for 45 minutes to find it. Because it's probably in his foot.

[Brett Fesley]

I don't think it would take that long.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not where it's supposed to be.

[John Holmberg]

It's probably in his foot or something.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's like hanging around his kneecap. What's wrong with you? Everything.

[Mark Curtis]

Such poetic justice. If it makes your legs a twig. If you get that.

[Brady Bogan]

We need to. Brady is right on this one. We need to harvest that guy's organs. Oh, yeah. And just end this thing.

[Mark Curtis]

If there's any man.

[Brady Bogan]

Yuck. Look at those eyes, longing for destiny.

[Mark Curtis]

Isn't that the TEU of organs?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it is gonna. Yeah, you're at the dollar store there for sure. Will somebody please hit me on the head with a three white, please? Can't do that. That's killing a man. I am not a man. I am not a mang.

[Mark Curtis]

Just send me down.

[Brady Bogan]

I am ahead on a body of bones. I've seen grocery bags better packed than that guy. All right, Bert, what do you got? That was horrible. You're a horrible friend. Look at you. You can't get enough. It's like a human fart. Like if a fart could come. I'm laughing at your reaction. Your reaction.

[Brett Fesley]

You love it.

[Brady Bogan]

You looked at that last night, smiling. You looked at that last night. Include that in tomorrow's hilarity. God's bago bones. Bless him, for he makes no mistakes. I see one.

[John Holmberg]

Your algorithm is just.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just brutal. You're the devil.

[Brett Fesley]

It's fine.

[John Holmberg]

Breastfeeding and deformities.

[Brady Bogan]

No wonder.

[Brett Fesley]

I don't know why that's gone. That's long.

[John Holmberg]

You're just not showing them to us anymore.

[Brett Fesley]

You also started later.

[Brady Bogan]

God hasn't taken. God hasn't taken any of our organs through disease. You've been punished for that stuff. Oh, that's it? That's a Jesus punishment? I hope that. I hope that's it for you. Like your Jesus goes, we have to make Brady a bag of bones and a head just because he thinks it's so funny.

[John Holmberg]

Our algorithm basis. Oh, great. I'm gonna be on a carnival cruise and driving a hellcat next week.

[Brady Bogan]

Awesome. Brady, We've got to steal more organs. If you keep laughing. Sorry, Jesus, but you make some pretty funny balls of people.

[Brett Fesley]

I have to keep posting.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, that's terrible.

[John Holmberg]

I think we've seen this one before, but this is what happens. This is the before of Brady's videos.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, this is a guy. Yeah. He's leaping off the edge of. It's a military training in some country that'll never win a war. And he just jumps off the edge. And then. Oh, he's bungee jumping, but the string is about 15ft too long. And he just jumps face first. Into the earth. Not one paved road and wherever that is. So don't worry about it. No one's going to try to fight you.

[Brett Fesley]

And remember land. Supposed to land on that green mat.

[Brady Bogan]

I think he was just supposed to kind of bounce back.

[Mark Curtis]

I think he was supposed to be held and like.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, yeah, there he goes.

[Brett Fesley]

But that. To have that mat down there.

[John Holmberg]

Is there a target?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I think it's the Tom Cruise from a Mission Impossible thing. I think he's supposed to get to the bottom.

[Mark Curtis]

Yeah, well, they place that, Matt.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't even close to where it's supposed to be. You're supposed to just belly flop onto the ground. That was.

[Mark Curtis]

Well, then you.

[Brett Fesley]

I think they're jumping. I think they're supposed to be stopping them just before Mission Impossible. Something happens.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Tom Cruise in the first Impossible to that.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And just hover. What's the point?

[Brett Fesley]

They're bragging. They have the skills to be able to do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Pave a road. How about that? Waste your money on road paving rather than Iraqis leaping out of four story buildings. Never going to need that. No one's ever going to invade your dirt country.

[John Holmberg]

All right, there's an AI video I'll show you guys off the air.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Oh, boy. All right, here we go with a guy.

[John Holmberg]

This ain't it. So here some crackheads.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, crackheads doing crack. Guys sitting outside of a store smoking the crack. Just hit it pretty hard. Now he's up on all fours while the guy behind him smokes. His ass is out. Oh, no, no, no. One is aiming his ass at the other one.

[John Holmberg]

Phil Mickelson's ready.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And it's John Daly. Son. What is happening? Oh, he's gonna blow it in his ass. One of the crackheads has the other one's pants down. He is going into a homeless man's ass and he is performing anal Angus on another homeless while they smoke crack. Crack outside of a convenience store. Oh, my God. Oh, the. Oh, man. That is crack on crack.

[Mark Curtis]

That video should be played in high schools everywhere.

[Brady Bogan]

Do not do crack.

[Mark Curtis]

This is what happens. This is your brain on drugs.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

We've seen something like this before, too.

[Brady Bogan]

He's so high. He just chowed down on homeless ass. Okay, here's a fat.

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, yeah, the can smash.

[Brady Bogan]

Smashing beer cans. Food. Is her boob that heavy or is she just got that kind of torque? She's mashing. Battling the Foster's Cam mashing aluminum cans.

[Brett Fesley]

With her gigantic breasts at the teacher's mad house.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's for. It's what they do when the school's out. Your wife's doing that? Yes.

[Brett Fesley]

You get extra credit.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they put. They turn the neon sign the second the last kid gets a ride home, and they just start. Oh, God. Banging into stuff with her breasts. All right. No, it's a. It looks like Kimbo Slice is sitting underneath the largest woman's ass ever. This is like five lizards. And he's trying to tap out. He's grabbing her fat thighs, and she can't get off of. Now she's grinding on his face. He can't do anymore. You got to get off of him. He can't breathe. I can't. That woman is 800 pounds. Where do you find a thong that fits that? I guess they're all thongs. Whatever she puts on is one. All right, we'll just end with this final video. Is a penis, well shaved. And testicles. And there's his anus. And. Oh, he's taking his penis and he's putting it in. He's. He's large enough to put it in his own bottom, and he is stuffing his. It's in himself. He has slinkied his own wiener up the downstairs, and now he's. Is he okay? Yeah. It's trying to come out because it doesn't want to be in there. He does.

[John Holmberg]

No, he doesn't.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, thank God. Yeah. The penis is like, no, stop. And his hands keep saying, no, you live here now. And now he's. Now he's pushing. It seems kind of gay. Yeah, it is a little gay.

[John Holmberg]

That's it.

[Brady Bogan]

Bart's not wrong. Well, there's that. Yeah, well said. I'd pay to see that at the hockey arena before a news person. All of Brett's videos at the hockey arena. We could fill it.

[Mark Curtis]

Oh, we had two hours of your video.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I could fill that.

[Brady Bogan]

Brady could open up with the horrors of birth defects. You get the first 20.

[Brett Fesley]

Shimrose portion, boss.

[Brady Bogan]

KUPD breast milk and defects. Do you ever put those on your page?

[Brett Fesley]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Why not?

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah, he's probably here.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you seem so happy, though, when they're on. Maybe you could bring joy to other people.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm fascinated.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not fascinated. You're. Yeah, you're in hysterics. You've done no research on this. You're not fascinated. Don't lie to yourself. Fascination leads to questions.

[Brett Fesley]

A little research on that guy. Oh, yeah, he's got problems.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. 99 of them, and I guarantee you a bitching. However many human bones are in a body. That's how many problems he has because they're all in the wrong place. Brady loves the. If you've got a deformed relative, send photos to [e-mail] this guy anyway. And there you go, everybody. That Sir Brady Report. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Going back and forth? I have to apologize to a man named Burner Boy. Burner has emailed me and told me his first concert. We were talking about that earlier in the show. Says my first concert was Britney Spears at 15 with my mom. It was her whore phase. That's no way to talk about your mother. Oh, Britney Spears. I see she was grinding on a boa constrictor and rubbing her snooch and on the backup dancers faces. I was rocking an awkward teenage boner all night. I then responded to Burner Boy by saying, now you tell that story that way. But you have to remember that your mom probably was a little extra moist too because no one likes to think of their mothers as sexually alive. You were 15. She's probably 20 or 38. Probably. She's still sexually active woman and people. Yeah, she could have been 30. You don't know. There's a very strong possibility of that. So she's in her 30s. She's still a active lady who gets turned on. She was at the sex show just like you. And he said, well, there it is, John. I'm gonna drive off the side of South Mountain now. And I'm like, we don't like to think of our mothers as human beings who had sex needs. And she was at the Britney Spears show just like you. And I said while you were sitting there with that little boner, you should have given over. I actually used the phrase giving that little monkey a tap. So I. And then I laughed hysterically while I emailed back and I'm like, that was too far. I have to apologize. So I apologize, fella. I know that was true of me and my dad. The first time we watched Monster's Ball not knowing what that movie was. And, and I'm pretty sure that was the first time both of us acknowledged that we were in a room together and both of us were hard. And I blame my friend Colin for that movie review being hard. Yes. All right. He gave us the copy of the tape of a movie.

[Brett Fesley]

You knew what you were in for.

[Brady Bogan]

I had no idea.

[Brett Fesley]

Oh, I thought you did.

[Brady Bogan]

Monsters Ball was not even like, an. It was submitted to the Academy way before it was in the public knowledge. And he was a movie reviewer. And he's like, you've got to see this. And he didn't tell me. He goes, this is a spectacular movie. It's going to win a ton of awards. And no one's heard of it yet, but it's coming out in a few weeks. And I'm like, oh. No one knew the sex scene or anything else. And my dad and I were. My mom was gone out of town or something. I don't remember. My dad and I are in the. In his. In his place and sitting on the couch, cowboy hat. There's nothing on tv. And I'm like, colin gave me a movie. You want to watch it? It's Billy Bob Thornton, a guy from Sling Blade. Halle Berry's in it. And he goes, yeah, sure. He said, it's supposed to be great. He goes, sure, pop it in. Put it in there. And then it happened. And I had sweatpants on, and my dad was on the couch, and I was on the floor, you know, watching the tv. And I didn't turn around, and he didn't say anything. And then after that scene was over, he goes, I don't want to watch this anymore.

[Brett Fesley]

I'm going to bed.

[Brady Bogan]

We kind of stopped watching Monster's Ball together because it was the first time that as adults, we'd. We had boners at the same time in the same space with your dad.

[Brett Fesley]

That was.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't think so.

[Brett Fesley]

Mine was in the theater. It was, I think, Caddyshack.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that might have been it on HBO or something.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But when you're a little kid, like, your dad's not that his little boy boner's hilarious. When you're like, I was a functioning adult when Monsters Ball came out. My dad, clearly a functioning adult. And we both watched that, thinking, I wish he wasn't here right now. And then we realized it was. It was just we shouldn't be watching this together.

[John Holmberg]

Well, what about when your sister was having the 80s video shoots out back? All her hot friends.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know that we were bonered up. We definitely stared out the window together. He asked me to leave, though. My dad would actually. Because it was his room that had a view of the pool.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

So he would stand in the. In the doors to the pool or the window to the pool. It was like a bush Underneath it was a big window. And he would always Stand with his hands on his hips. And I think it was just to get space so I didn't get too close. And then I would stand on the other side of the window and my dad be like, yeah, you gotta get out of here. You don't need to see this. These hot girls in the backyard. My sister had all these smoking hot friends.

[Mark Curtis]

Tell me again about this experience. Boners with your dad.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you could. Yeah, you could. You get a boner and your dad gets one at the same time.

[Mark Curtis]

Yeah, I'm unfamiliar.

[Brady Bogan]

You're unfamiliar with the concept of fathers, but trust me, that's. That's the day I kind of wished I was you. I don't say that too often, but I wish I was. Toledo popped into my mind when I realized my dad was hard and about nine feet away. Not a comfortable moment. Ever see your dad pretty.

[Brett Fesley]

Pretty good movie, right? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You never saw your dad with a half a wood?

[Brett Fesley]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

We were in Huntington beach once, and this is why. I think this is probably why I don't like sharing hotel rooms. Like, get your own room. This is weird. So my dad, we were going to the beach and we stayed at the hotel that was right across the street from Huntington Beach. We're all excited about everything. My sister was like 16 or 17, so she knew her way around a male penis by that point. I'm positive of it. I barely knew my own, but I was like 13, just thrilled to be at the beach. My dad goes into the bathroom with my mom and then comes out in these shorts that I think would have fit me at age 13. My dad used to work out pretty heavy. He was pretty big guy. So he. The beach was going to be a show. He was like, Larry Lobster from.

[Brett Fesley]

They're like. They're like coaches shorts. But swimsuits.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they were swimsuit coaches shorts. They're way too short. They were low riding. And he came out of the bathroom with my mom, and my sister goes, ah, gross. And it made me look. So I turned and she goes, oh, I know what you guys were doing in there. My dad's like, what are you talking about? You still have half a boner? And I'm like. And of course my dad turned right into, like, angry dad at that point. The hell's wrong with you? The hell is wrong with you? Why even the hell is wrong with you? That's all he kept saying to her. He's like, you're the one with a boner coming out. You just boned my mother, you pig. In the bathroom of A room of a room we're sharing. And he patted mom's monkey. So then I had to think about that. But my mom just got railed and now we're on the beach together. It wasn't normal.

[Brett Fesley]

24 years. Thanks for sharing that.

[Brady Bogan]

That one just popped in my head. That's a. That's one that just. And then that was the time my sister peed in her pink bikini and then tried to get in. The ocean was crying. I'm like, just get in the water. No one's gonna know. Dad's being a dick. I'm like, he's being a dick. Why did you even bring that up? But he just railed my mother in the bathroom of a room we're all sharing. Anybody else does that, it might be a fist fight. Dad does it and it's a right to it. Then I gotta think of my mom. Now I'm thinking of it. There I am with little Debbie sitting next to me and my mom. My dad's running around with the Aleutian Islands on his pants. My sister's pissing herself. I'm the only normal one. Family vacation. But you don't. Again, going back to what I'm saying. You don't like to think of your parents as sexually active. My mom. But that was the only time I actually saw my dad's. You knew it. Well, when I looked, he. She was right. He still had half a. At least half a one.

[Brett Fesley]

She had a glow.

[Brady Bogan]

She was still in the bathroom probably mopping up. Well, that's what you do, Brady. You've been there. You know, that's something you don't like to think of your mom doing. You know, cleaning up down there and.

[Brett Fesley]

For the most part, yeah, I never really.

[Brady Bogan]

From a good tom Torpedo hose had that.

[Brett Fesley]

Other than knowing, you know now putting the two and two together. They had at it Saturday afternoon naps.

[Brady Bogan]

Your dad would tug his pants back up and go watch Mutual of Omaha with you. Fresh off of releasing all over your mother.

[Brett Fesley]

Dad, Kim's wrestling an anaconda.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody likes to think of their parents.

[John Holmberg]

Your mom already did that.

[Brady Bogan]

What's that? Boy? I was sleeping really drowsy. Nobody likes to think of their parents as human beings. You have to. You take your mom to the whore phase. Britney times she was looking at those male dancers are for moms. And Brittany rubbing up against that anaconda. Don't. You don't want to know what your mom was thinking. She's gonna tell you. I thought it was just inappropriate and disgusting. Cause she's thinking about your boner. He probably had a boner. That's gross. But what you're not thinking about was mom's sop sock down there. That was just going nuts.

[Brett Fesley]

You're. You're close enough on that. The stories where the people the kid walked in on, the parents going at it.

[Brady Bogan]

There's several. Oh, yeah, look, there's sop socks. Are mom sop socks or not? They're common. It's a common problem. Heck, there's a mom right now. It's got one.

[John Holmberg]

That's a. That's a Palladio band name.

[Brady Bogan]

It is my mama's sop socks. There's plenty of moms driving to work right now. Little Debbie style. They're human beings. Your moms are human. Even your mom, Brady. Yeah, she used to. Her knees used to hit her shoulders sometimes. No, we don't like to think about that.

[Brett Fesley]

Don't like to think about. She's heading into Dr. McLaughlin's office to clean some teeth.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, with a stop sock. A torpedo sop sock. Asking people how they're doing with their hands in their mouths. Well, she's just holding on for dear life down south to make sure she doesn't make a mess.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody want to know? Somebody wants to know if Marcy's Little Debbies is a good band name.

[Brady Bogan]

Do it.

[John Holmberg]

You may just win. Play the other.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, that was not what I wanted to talk about. But it is because this guy did that. It's gross to think your parents doing that stuff. But then you think about all Kellen's. Right. Think about all the times your mom came in and kissed you good night after doing things to your dad with that mouth of hers.

[Brett Fesley]

Didn't happen.

[Brady Bogan]

Happened. I forgot to tuck Brady. And when you started to ravage me. Hey, better go kiss him good night with whore mouth. Night, mom. Night, Petey.

[John Holmberg]

Ooh, what's that musky smell?

[Brady Bogan]

That's Hellman's. Oh, man. It's a thing, man. My parents did it right there in our two bed, one bath hotel room. Him gotta hand it to him. Didn't hear a thing while it was going on. My sister had to point out the.

[Brett Fesley]

Extras and came out in his cut off Steelers football.

[Brady Bogan]

They were red. They were bright red with white. I'll never forget it. It's burned into my brain. Red, red pants, white stripes down the side. I got DDAs, three white stripes down this side. Covered up about.

[Brett Fesley]

That's right. When they came out with those like football pants shorts.

[Brady Bogan]

They weren't that long. These Were borderline.

[Brett Fesley]

Well, I'm saying they're tight. They used to cut them off. It looked like football pants were cut off.

[Brady Bogan]

These were. They went barely past the balls. In fact, balls went lower than the legs. They were up there real high. Dad wore those. And evidently, after activity. You never saw your dad's. No, that's what I'm doing. At that time, I don't know that I knew.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I could have blocked it, but I don't remember and should have.

[Brady Bogan]

I wish I could could. It isn't good.

[John Holmberg]

Sister wrecked it for you.

[Brady Bogan]

That's so bad. You know who I feel sorry for right now? She'll tell her story someday. Sweet Caitlyn. That girl that Brady drove over to San Diego didn't realize that he's. You know. Because if you have knocked, if you're a man and you're a healthy man, and maybe that's the best thing that could have happened at the time, you were not a healthy man. You're supposed to get really good rigid wood in the middle of the night while you're sleeping. Poor Caitlin probably went to pee and did that tiptoe to the bathroom. That strange man that took her to San Diego in July and looked over, just peered over to see if you were asleep. And there you are with a tent pole. The sheets volcano with your CPAP on it. Had to look like a monster. Hi, Caitlin. Oh, my God, he's awake. Hi, Mr. Bogan. Ignore the thing. That's hard to ignore. I'll take care of that while you're peeing.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody asked. Is asking, Brady. Didn't Kirby always like to sleep in the same room as you guys?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Any Ronnie action with that?

[Brady Bogan]

Did you sneak it in while the nesting was going on? No. Never? Once.

[Brett Fesley]

I mean, I. I would have.

[Brady Bogan]

Gross. Don't say that. You're disgusting. You tell terrible stories.

[John Holmberg]

That's cool by night.

[Brady Bogan]

All right to tell us payback for what?

[Brett Fesley]

Just got you grossed out.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's not me that should. I'm fine. I have nothing. It's just disgusting. His family would do that in front of each other. What's the matter with you?

[Brett Fesley]

We're family.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. Then stop it. There you go. We got. What is it? Rock Wars. It's Wednesday. Huh? Rock Wars. Right around the corner. It's 98 KUPD. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Day is cruising right along Wednesday's upon us. He's got Rock wars coming up in just a second. I'm going to give you a story and then relate it because this is my pick for Rock War since I won last week. We have to celebrate something here. They always say the pendulum swings too far the other way when you fix a problem. A lot of the times when it's stuck way over here and like, we got to fix that, instead of putting it back where it goes, we usually over pursue it and swing it way too far the other way. Now. I grew up a child of the 80s, much like Brett did. Brady was also a child of the 80s, but it was just a different century. We were. We were always taught to believe that there were so many starving people in the world. Your mother would say, finish that food. They're starving children in Africa or China. Or use like some sort of South Asian something or other to remind you you have a ton of food. Finish your food, you spoiled little American baby. And that went on in other places too. You know, the western world always had more. We had. We are the world. We had. Do they even know it's Christmas? All these things that. What was that?

[John Holmberg]

Hands Across America.

[Brady Bogan]

Hands Across America was to get food. What was that? Live Aid. Feeding people. A recent study from the United nations, report from UNICEF confirms that for the first time since we started to study this stuff in human history, and that's just since, you know, recorded, man. Basically there are now more kids who are obese in the world than there are starving ones. It's working. We did it. We did it, you guys. Everybody's making this out to be a bad thing. We have a bigger problem with. With fat kids than we do starving kids. And that was Lionel Richie's dream. That is beautiful. I always used to say it. Did that song even work? Yes, it did. Unfortunately. It made everyone fat.

[Brett Fesley]

Those giant bales just kept coming over.

[Brady Bogan]

Finally. I could not eat another bite. Please. Lionel Richie, stop. Music for you and Lionel. Like, nope. Hello. Here's some food I'm giving you. Yeah, that's it. This is. This worked. We didn't know it was gonna. But it did.

[John Holmberg]

It's because Dan Aykroyd was there.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[John Holmberg]

In the background. For no reason.

[Brady Bogan]

He was helping out Canada. Yep. When we and Now. And I drove by a school. I don't remember which one I was going by yesterday. Somewhere over in the pick one. It's on 68th street in Thomas. Fat kids everywhere. Not one skinny kid. It was the opposite of when I went to school. They're all fat. We did it in America. You did your part by making all your kids fat. More fat kids than there are starving kids. They did it. I forgot. We're supposed to do this for Night of the Singing Dead. Oh, geez.

[Brett Fesley]

He was doing the outro.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you know, Love is all we need. Come on, sing it. We made him fat. Fat kids. We are the children. Big fat ones. We are the ones who make a brighter day. Do it. Look at your little fat child today. Smack him on his Buddha belly and say, we cured hunger, you little bastard. But now we got another problem on our hands. We need Lionel and a gang to get together, skinny up some of these fat kids, and bring it back to the center. So that's Rock Wars. This week, a fundraising song to get your kids back to skinny again. Healthy, not starving. Why can't we have night nice things?

[John Holmberg]

No Weird Al, though.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, that's just I'm Fat. We can't celebrate their fatness. Something that makes them go the other way. Oh, I want to hear this first. Taking a poo. All right. Anyway, I'm excited about. So a song, a fundraising song, maybe just a celebration song that we've cured world hunger. Let's start there. Rather than have a fundraiser for getting kids to go back to normal, a celebration that says, hunger is over and I'm fat is out. Weird Al's out. So proud of you. We don't have to hear about those. And by the way, in the study, it did say for the first time, the number of children with obesity worldwide exceeds the number of underweight children. The shift was observed globally. Except in Sub Saharan Africa. They still have a problem, but in the United States, we made all your kids so damn fat that we canceled out all those hungry Africans. And now the problem goes the other way. You know what we should do? Africa should start doing commercials. We have to help the very, very fat children of America by bringing them to Africa. And send your fat kids to Sub Saharan Africa to stand there for a month and lose all that weight.

[Brett Fesley]

Get their Presidential Fitness Award.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. That's exactly it. Now I've got a. In my head. I have a song now that's perfect for what I want to do.

[John Holmberg]

So a song to lose weight to?

[Brady Bogan]

No. Well, you could do that. A song that makes it so we're recognizing the new problem, a theme song for the new problem that will help it go the other way. And yes, singing about being fat is the opposite of what we want to do here. You can help out [e-mail] on this glorious day where we've cured starvation. Now your parents will smack the fork out of your hand and go, stop it. Do you know how many, how many fat kids there are in Missouri? They give you little tiny plates. Now it's the opposite. Hungry kids in Africa don't matter. There aren't enough of them. So you give us the song. 585-9800. If you want to call it up, you can text 97936 help us with rock wars. That's coming up next. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only as rock wars. And it's brought to you by our good friends we visited yesterday. Yes, Brett and I were over at Mo Money Pond yesterday, 12th street in Indian school. If you want to head on over there and do like I did and come out of there with a whole bunch of cool stuff. Man, do they have a lot of memorabilia right now. Their walls are packed full with like autographed jerseys and sports, all sorts of great stuff. Dude next to me was selling all his old Activision video games.

[Mark Curtis]

Whoa.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. It's pretty cool. Yeah, Pitfall, probably. It was all of them. Mo Money pond right there on 12th street in Indian school. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed, top dollar paid with the entire process just taking several minutes. Mo Money pawn.com. 12th street in Indian School. By the way, before we get into the rock wars, which is fascinating, the alert has gone out that there is a bomb squad investigation at the turning point USA headquarters right now. First and foremost, I don't know, you got a bomb in there. Aren't there people just standing outside paying honors? And there's somebody out there all the time. There's just flowers and all sorts of stuff. Well, they put a suspicious package down, so the bomb squad just closed that area up. It's Beverly Road. And I don't even know it's down on the south side, but it's. Yeah, they've got that. So way to go, pricks. Can't have one. Can we just have. I like the old America where somebody would die and everybody just be like, this is terrible what happened to us. That's pretty bad. Let's just let that. And in a couple of weeks we can start, you know, being a little lighthearted about some things again and whatever. It's just, you know, you don't have to be on the right side of it. It's just ugly. Don't be uglier. But yeah, if you're gonna go drop off a balloon or something like that, like you planned on doing that. It's all closed up because some jackass left a package they think might be a bomb.

[Mark Curtis]

Way to go stomping on flowers.

[Brady Bogan]

Way to go politics. Thanks for making us all awesome. Anyway, the topic. And on a day like this, Brett DEI day. Brady brought that up earlier. Day after Sit with a stranger day, which is dangerous. Don't tell your kids to do that. That's horrifying. We have solved world hunger, A problem that has plagued man for years and years and years. We've solved it. There are more fat kids in the world than there are undernourished. So now we must take a page from Africa and find out how to be more like them. For years of my life trying to make Africa more like us. And now we've done it so good. There are too many fat people. So we've got to swing it back and regulate this. Normally, Brett, a theme song like We Are the world. Only instead of trying to feed people, it's We Are the World. For people who are too fat. Go right ahead.

[John Holmberg]

For people that are too fat. And I think we always talk about the story about Peter Steele wanting a Diet Pepsi from the album Life is Kill Me typo, which fits. I don't want to be me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, very nice. You don't want to be a fat ass. Getting into the psyche of the overweight kid. I always like this song. Take me to death toes. That's good stuff. I don't want to be a. Or something. You guys want to drink or anything? You good, Peter? I'll have a Diet Pepsi. It was from the great haunted state of Pennsylvania. All right. I like that one. Brady, what do you got?

[Brett Fesley]

Well, I know, you know, you can continue this celebration of food. I'm finding this out. But it's got to be healthy food. If you eat healthy, you can still eat.

[Brady Bogan]

Food can still be your friend.

[Brett Fesley]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Even though it's not dirty and awful.

[Brett Fesley]

Like a whore love jingles. I went with the Beach Boys. Vegetables.

[Brady Bogan]

What.

[Mark Curtis]

Is that, a pan flute?

[John Holmberg]

It's a guy on top of Squaw Peak.

[Mark Curtis]

Big brown bag.

[Brady Bogan]

I jump up and down and hope you toss me a carrot.

[Mark Curtis]

57 years it took me to hear this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I wish it was another 57.

[Brady Bogan]

Actually, I could go. I could go another 57. Man. Brady is the king of the seaside on the album? Yeah. No, this is. No, that's on the on the 45. He can find. He can find the third song on a 45. You knew about this, too, didn't you? No. You didn't? Okay, good. Vegetable by the Beach Boy. What do you Google search for Rock Wars? Songs that haven't been played in 100 years.

[Brett Fesley]

What song hasn't been played? I don't go that far. 57 years color television, man.

[Brady Bogan]

That ain't going to work. Nobody's gonna. Finger on the Pulse. Exact. You're not going to cure Finger on the Pulse.

[John Holmberg]

John Gordon's ready to pick you today.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, just eliminate that. Brett, I'll talk to you. You and I are in a battle. We are? Good Lord. Brady's kidney's glad it got out. New, old music.

[Brett Fesley]

You heard it first.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, definitely heard it first.

[Brady Bogan]

That's great. First again with that crap.

[Mark Curtis]

We need David Lee to make those drops.

[Brady Bogan]

First again with your rock. That Brady knows, but no one else does. It's the new one from the Beach Boys. Vegetable. Which I believe Brady might be. He would say vegetable, yes. There's no way David Lee says vegetables. Pass me some fridgeables. It's not good. Pass me some vegetables. Green beans, Green beans. Light salt, less butter. Healthy guts are good for you. Bok choy, kimchi, okra vegeta. Don't you start. Although he's kind of diving into the new world of vegetables. Vegetables. You are one. And Brady is looking. If you have a family member who is a vegetable, he could use their kidneys. So you're not gonna talk to a new generation of fatties with that. Who's their hero? Bert Lizzo? No. Who can make the entire Carpenter youth. Oh, not a bad one there.

[John Holmberg]

I thought that's where Brady was gonna be.

[Brady Bogan]

That would have been too modern. The Carpenters.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, it's no vegetable, but, you.

[Brady Bogan]

Know, I mean, Brady's like a. I liked it better. Yeah, Brady's like a bad Netflix friend. You can't talk about anything because he hasn't caught up to the 70s yet.

[Brett Fesley]

Another good Bollywood.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no. Why Indians are. There's only one person on the planet that can motivate all these fat girls and boys to do anything. And I've seen this in person. If she says it, they do it. And all you got to do is go, shake it off, baby. Take it away. Keeps them moving. Take off all that fat you chunks, and it's perfect. You know, when that little fat kid puts that fork into another pilot Gravy riddled meat. Mom can't even say shake it off. Tay Tay wants you to be skinny. I don't think we've ever played Taylor Swift on this station before.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we've never played vegetable either.

[Brady Bogan]

So this is just to shove it first.

[Brett Fesley]

Tight race.

[Brady Bogan]

Honestly. Sure it is. This is to just shove a giant rod up the Bob's asses because they do all that. They spend all that money on music research. Why are you playing Taylor Swift? Don't know. Why are we number one? You don't know what you're doing. Bye. Play a little Tay tape. Mix her in there. All right, There you go. Those are your choices this week. You've got typo. I don't want to be me. You've got the Beach Boys and vegetables. Taylor Swift. Shake it off. Ah, we'll go to John. We gotta go John. Who are you gonna choose this week? Come on over here. And you can't pick Brady, or we'll.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine David Lee getting what?

[Brady Bogan]

Larry. Larry. It's David Lee. Gotta love the vegetable. I think you screwed up me the wrong copy. 98, KUPD brings you the Beach Boys vegetables he's now voicing for pbs. Here's Big Bird and vegetables. Big Bird this weekend. Vegetables. Oh, they know. What? Brian Wilson died this year. Maybe for Night of the Singing Dead, we'll do Vegetables. Oh, my God. I'm bum. Nobody went with physical by living it in jungle. Yeah, it's kind of an easy one. Almost. Almost most. But the only rock song in the whole. Well, that shoot matches from Brett Vesley. Ah, you don't know what you're doing anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Bring me a diet.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd like a diet Pepsi. Low ice, please. Brady, you've gone full retard. This is Vegetables. I think the new diet is killing Brady.

[Brett Fesley]

Is Google search.

[Brady Bogan]

Church. Nailed it. Will somebody get Brady some dirty, fattening food? Somehow he's more scatterbrained than he was before. This is a good one. Vegetables. Vegetables. I took a chance to shake it off, but in the chance taking genre, I was stomped into the earth.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Yeah, he smoked you.

[Brady Bogan]

The Flying Melenda's over here. What am I supposed to do? We'll do a little typo. Negative. I don't want to be me. We'll do it after the break. It's 98 KUPD. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? PT I'm going to be around my vegetable.

[Mark Curtis]

Vegetables.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm going. We had to hear it it's driving us. Nonsense. Vegetables. I love you most of all. My favorite vegetable. It's from the album Smiley Smile and the beach boys, released in 1967. And Brian Wilson was going through a health kick and started to sing about vegetables. Do you have the album on the computer right now, Rich? Because if you just skip ahead to song six, it's Good Vibrations, and I think that would be where you go on this one. Rather than hit after hit. You know how you lose friends. We're like, you guys know the new Beach Boys album? Yeah. Don't you think that Vegetable song's great? It's like, have you heard song six yet? It's Good Vibrations. Yeah, I didn't care for that one. My favorite vegetable.

[Mark Curtis]

That one's not for me.

[Brady Bogan]

That one's not good. The Vegetable song's going to be a smash. There were radio executives, probably still work for us, that were like vegetables to hit on this album. I don't know what anybody's talking about. And they still have jobs in radio.

[John Holmberg]

She's going Bald. Getting Hungry's on there, too.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a song on that album called she Going Bald and. Yeah, that's weird.

[Mark Curtis]

Is that the sounds of them eating lettuce?

[Brady Bogan]

Crunching on veggies like little rabbits?

[Mark Curtis]

Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Chomp, chomp, chomp, doo doo. That's what I say. That's my own nailed harmonies, man.

[John Holmberg]

That is Palladio worthy.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, it's not. Not. I. I'll venture to say that if that came through, that would be a classic of the worst of Palladio. And right up there, Dandar would be like, get him off the screen. We'll just go with this. I just got an email that said, quit giving Brady crap. That's a great song. I remember truthfully sliding my hand down a pair of Adidas shorts and getting my fingers soaking wet to that song. It was mine and Brady's second concert. Signed Uncle Mike. Brady went to go see Brad Red and the Beach Boys. You know, dietitian tour. Weird, man. All right, we'll do typo negative in a little bit. This one says Brady. What in the actual F? My parents are huge Beach Boys fans, and I've never heard that in my life. Check yourself for a concussion side, Derek. Joe just cuts to the chase and says he meant to say he. The Y on his keyboard doesn't work. Yeah, and it just says Brady, kill ourself. Anyway, vegetables. Yep. The entertainment drill is brought to you by my [e-mail]. that's the home of tactical black and I've been telling you about it for six and a half, seven years now, if you can believe that. And I got an email from our winner from the Guadalupe Squares on Friday. Danielle said, I just want to share my awesome experience with the Ackermans and react defense. I've been going there for almost a year now. My daughter had an incident and you urged us to sign up. And thank you so much for doing that. Keep sending people there. I've never had so much fun getting in shape, gaining skills slash confidence. I hope I never have to use them if a situation comes up, but if it does, I'll be ready. The first time I went to one of the seminars and saw the guys in the kicking suits, I don't remember much about the actual fights. This was more, you know, just getting in the system. I've done it since and now I have control and confidence. It's an amazing setting. If anyone else complains about not having time or distance is an issue for them to get there, Tell them to stop being sissy lalas. Which I really like that you call it that. Tell them stop being sissy lalas. I drive 140 miles round trip, two or three times a week to train there. It's that good. There's other self defense places near me, but nothing matches what they offer. Great group of people as well. But I'm sure you already know this. I won the Squares last Friday and haven't seen an email with my tickets. By the way, Bret, she can kick our ass. You got to be.

[John Holmberg]

Look at me.

[Brady Bogan]

We fired a guy who was in charge of that stuff. So we got to be. You may or may not get your tickets. I'm not going to. I don't know who's in charge of anything. We, we have a department and I don't understand it enough. I don't know why it happened. I don't know why it didn't happen. I don't anything. I just know that we're going to hear a lot from people and it's not our fault, but we'll do our best. Danielle, you're absolutely right. Rack defense is a great place, get in great shape. You have no excuses. And you know what? You heard the confidence in her words. She's like, I hope I never have to use them, but if I do, boy, I'm ready. And that is all you need. You're not a victim that that cancels you out of almost 90% of bad guy attacks. Is your confidence being oozed out of you And I think that's fantastic. Good for you, Danielle and everybody else who wants to get involved. All you have to do is go to reactdefense.com and be like Danielle. There are no excuses. Just become a better you. Reactdefense.com it's the home tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brett Fesley]

Some, some good entertainment came out on September 17th in the history of television movies. On this day, 76 years ago, 1949, Warner Brothers released the first. The first roadrunner and Wiley Coyote cartoon Fast and Furious was the name of it. Okay, 70 years ago, in 1955.

[Brady Bogan]

The.

[Brett Fesley]

Oscar winning cartoon Speedy Gonzalez was Oscar.

[Brady Bogan]

Was in 55 or Speedy was 55. Sorry. How about that?

[Brett Fesley]

60 years ago on September 17th, Hogan's here. Heroes debuted on CBS.

[Brady Bogan]

Think of that. Hogan's Hero. What was your 60s? Five.

[Brett Fesley]

You said 1965. Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Was less than 20 years after we dropped the bomb. Right. And the Nazis were still. And they made a hilarious comedy out of it. Less than 20 years later. That's amazing. Like, could you imagine even doing like a Nazi comedy on TV today? People lose their minds. If you kind of like had bumbling Nazis on television, like you're making fun of World War II. The, the, the woke police would destroy you.

[Brett Fesley]

53 years ago, MASH premiered CBS. On this day, 42 years ago, Vanessa Williams became the first African American crown Miss America.

[Brady Bogan]

That didn't last long.

[Mark Curtis]

Seven months. What was it?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know. They caught her in penthouse chowing down on another chicken. America wouldn't stand for that. Can't have a black Miss America doing that naughty stuff. She was already a first. And then I don't know who tried. It was Bob Guccione tried to ruin her. Right. It's like Miss America. We were all proud because she was.

[Mark Curtis]

I don't know if he ruined her, but he's the one that had the.

[Brady Bogan]

Picture and he put him out. Yeah. So she was the first like she to like become a black Miss America. And everybody's like, oh, that's nice. Oh, maybe we are progressing. And then Bob Gucci only said, hold my tainted beer. Check these. And then everybody saw them.

[Brett Fesley]

Someone asked Mel Brooks what's the best line he's ever wrote. Does he have one on all the movies he's done and everything? He says, yep, I do from Blazing Saddles at the end where Cleavon Little.

[Brady Bogan]

Says, oh yeah, that's my.

[Brett Fesley]

Where he's going. And he's going nowhere special. Oh, right at the end when they drive off, he said, that's my favorite Line.

[Brady Bogan]

Really? I thought it was when Lily Von Stoop was saying, is it true what they say about you? And then you hear the zipper in the dark. And I don't know if it's in the movie. I remember he talked about this. I don't know. They might have cut it. But she says, oh, it's two. It's two. And then he goes, you're sucking on my leg. But I don't think that's not in the movie. I don't think that's actually the movie. That was what they were supposed. That was what I think they cut out because they were gotten an X rating.

[Brett Fesley]

Machine Gun Kelly gave a guest lecture to a class at Harvard Business School. No word on what he taught the.

[Mark Curtis]

Kids, but no one took notes.

[John Holmberg]

I've had a Machine Gun Kelly class. I doubt it.

[Brady Bogan]

No one took notes. I'll tell you this. I don't like Machine Gun Kelly. But if he's like, here's a little seminar, maybe glean a little info off of me. He did knock up Megan Fox, so maybe you should listen to him for a couple of seconds. Like the pickup artist.

[Brett Fesley]

And you went and saw the Joe Perry project last night. Talked about it earlier, but they'll be opening tonight at the Hollywood bowl for the who. And Steven Tyler's going to join him.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I want to see Pete Townsend just go up there and smack them.

[Brady Bogan]

All in the mouth. There was supposed to be a special guest last night, but really didn't find the stage. Well, I think maybe get him in in time. That special guest might have seen what was going on on the stage and said, you know what? Tomorrow, we'll do this tomorrow. Cuz if Steven Tyler were to come out there to maybe a thousand people, that would have been pretty awesome. He did not. And I think it was because he saw Joe Perry so obviously enhanced that he's like, I don't think it's a good idea. Joe Perry. And that's a other thing. Joe Perry has learned Nothing in the 53 years of being an Aerosmith. From Steven Tyler on how to, like, compare man to stage. He just. He just has none of it. Has leapt off of Steven Tyler onto him to try to be the enigmatic frontman, the fun one. There was nothing of that. It was bad. And yes, I would go see it again because it was that trip over your dick. Funny. All right, we'll do a little. I don't want to be me. Brett earned it. It's a good win. Better than vegetables.

[Brett Fesley]

Close, close race. Good win.

[Brady Bogan]

Good win. Yeah. Yeah. Reagan, Mondale type. Way to win that, man. That's it. I guess we're done. Yeah. All right, that's enough. Larry's coming up next. You guys have a good one. We'll see you tomorrow on the Morning Sickness. Hello, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.