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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
09-18-25 - FULL SHOW - THURSDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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A
Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday. It's 5:45 of this. It's the morning Sickness. My name is John. There's Brady, there's Brett, There's Big Dick Toledo. We're off and running. Let's get this thing going. And, oh, the world is abuzz. The Jimmy Kimmel thing is taken off. You haven't heard yet. Jimmy Kimmel was first suspended by a company that owns a bunch of ABC affiliates after the FCC came down and said what Jimmy did was was wrong. Jimmy Kimmel, who? I don't care for his comedy. I used to. Actually, there's a weird little side thing here. I used to email pretty frequently. Back in 1999 or 2000, I had a friend who was good friends with Jimmy and he gave me Jimmy Kimmel's number and said, just if you want to get advice from him. And Jimmy gave me some good advice right off the bat. He was just finishing up at kroc. I don't think he had. He might have just started the talk show. He was the man. Show was going or done.
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C
Yeah.
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I don't remember the years, but it was close. And. And I remember just talking to him. I kind of felt at my old station completely and utterly, like I was lost there and I was management and it was like I didn't know what they were doing with music and how much I had to control. He gave me great advice, actually. He basically said, you're only in control of one thing. It was very Mike Tomlin. You're in control of what you do. Let them fumble the station. You do what you do. And you do that well, it won't matter what they play or what the promotions are. He said, you'll be at a station that goes away, but, you know, make your mark, do your best. If you have an audience of one, you have an audience. And I said, that's fantastic advice. And I've carried that with me the whole time. Then we would email back and forth every once in a while, just kindness things, you know. He once told me that our friend in common sent him a tape and he said, oh, you're very good at this. This. And it was very nice. And I emailed back, asked him if you. Then one time I emailed him and I got a response back that said, Jimmy is no longer capable of. Of answering emails from people on this email. So if you don't have Jimmy's personal email, please cease to fill this with personal things. This is now his business email. And it was from an assistant. And I'm like, oh, okay. And so I was like, so I remember thinking, that's kind of a dick move in a weird way. Like you have an assistant, just go get rid of these people. That's how it's kind.
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B
Yeah.
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C
Brush off.
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Yeah, it was. It wasn't kind. It was just like, let's. They're thinking he doesn't talk to you anymore. Is essentially, I'm like too busy. I'm too big. And I think that was right around when his show started. And I'm. And I took it two ways. Okay, business. He must have a lot of these or he didn't like me. And it's like enough of this guy. And I wasn't emailing a lot. It was maybe three, 400 times a day. I don't know what his problem was. So I stood outside his house for about a month and he had the nerve to call the police. I thought we were friends. No. I mean, I was maybe reach out once every two months. He wouldn't remember me. It wasn't like we were best friends. So it wasn't like I was. So he must have been getting a lot and started his own email. I get it. But it kind of was. It kind of rubbed me the wrong way rather than. Especially because we had a friend in common who I could go back and go, Jimmy kind of gave me a brush off. And he would. He was close to him and would definitely say, jimmy, that's not cool. I didn't go down that road or.
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C
Get you back in the personal list.
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Yeah. And I didn't. And at that point I'm like, we're not good enough. We're not friends at all. To have that happen. It was kind of a weird thing. It was okay. I didn't mind it, but so, you know. No, no more context. So it's not like I'm not saying, oh, I'm best buddies with Jimmy or ever was, or we had a falling out. That's not what I'm saying. Saying that I leaned on him for advice a few times and then got kind of a weird email that said don't and like, okay, so you've tapped your advice. Yeah.
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C
And I. Yeah, give me enough already, kid.
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Yeah. And there were a few things that, you know, he was very kind to me and I. So I just took it as like, oh, okay, this door's open. I'm not saying any of this has anything to do with what happened, but I did have that experience with him. So I've kind of had this weird vibe on Jimmy. Like, every time I see him, I have that little. Like, that was kind of strange, you know, the thing that just kind of gets you, like, I wish I could. It's an open door. There's no closure to that. So the show goes. He ends up saying something about Charlie Kirk and saying that the, you know, the MAGA people are trying so hard to make sure that the guy that killed Charlie Kirk is anything but one of theirs. And he's basically insinuating that it was a right wing Republican that shot Charlie Kirk. And it was. The problem I have with Jimmy Kimmel.
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C
There'S so much, you know, they're also saying there's so much misinformation going out there at the time.
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A
He's a comedian.
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C
Yeah.
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My problem with Jimmy Kimmel is I don't think he's funny. I just don't like. I don't find his humor funny. I think he got so deep into politics that it became spiteful and kind of almost bitter, weird and strange and like, it just wasn't funny to me, man. That's fair. If you think he's funny, that's what comedy is subjective. So I didn't think he's funny. But I did say last week, after the Charlie Kirk thing, if somebody doesn't like what's being, you know, said, like, if you don't like what's being said about the Charlie Kirk, let the people who hate it dance and sing and celebrate. Because that's exactly what we were fighting for in the first place of freedom of expression and things that we need more people to say stuff and freedom of speech is people saying things you just don't like to hear. That's what they're allowed to do. I watched what Jimmy Kimmel said and the FCC came down on him. And the right is celebrating and the left is miserable. And I think the left is right. He didn't say anything bad. I don't know when comedians had to be factually correct. Second, it was just.
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C
That's one guy from the FCC too.
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Yeah, the chairman came down and that, that looks like a hit. Yeah, and he came down on the, he, he did it the way that you do a hit. He came down on the businesses that are the, the affiliates. The affiliates turned to ABC and said, hey, I don't want this. We're not paying any fines for this. We're not airing this. If there's going to be. Is he going to go on and bark about this more? And ABC basically Disney said, yeah, Nextar.
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C
Who has 200 affiliates.
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Nextar's the affiliate owner. Yeah, ABC is the biggest. Like they pulled the plug and so now everybody's like, oh, it was a silencing and in a way it kind of is. And I don't like that. I don't. Look, the FCC never once bothered me but I've seen him do it to other people and it seems frivolous and almost. It's vengeful. They did it to Stern for years. It was a revenge thing for him, making fun of them. They got their panties in a bunch because he basically threw the finger at the FCC and they tried to strong arm him.
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C
There's been a couple situations where they asked for actual, you know, audio of in the past from.
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Oh sure.
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C
And they're like, there's nothing there.
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Right. Well, because, you know, it doesn't take much for them to, to want to hear something and whatever. They don't have to ask for anything. They can just have. They get it. I don't know how they can just get it. It floats around. So yeah, it's a very strange thing. So I don't like this and I'm not a Jimmy Kimmel fan, but I think that's what's blinding people with the Kimmel cancellation is that he's been so tribalized one direction. His, you know, his guests all agree with him. He doesn't ever have anybody on that, you know, is Republican or like a right wing or. He just doesn't. He can't have fun with people who disagree with him. It seemed like. So people started to hate him on the right and love him on the Left, and his show's not funny, and it doesn't get great ratings. And then Trump goes out of his way to tweet this amazing. You know, oh, good, he got it. Next one up is Fallon, and he's like. He's a talentless hack. And all this is like, don't you have better things? Shut your trap, you. And it's. It always makes me laugh, and then it always makes me shake my head and go, come on, be bigger. But he can't. He loves that stuff. So he took a swing and said he had lower ratings than Colbert, if that's possible. Fallon's next. And it's like, okay, now it seems like hits every time the king speaks out and says, this guy's going down next. And then Seth Meyers. It's all these people that have kind of. And Jimmy Fallon hasn't made fun of him, but a little bit harmlessly. Seth Meyers goes after him pretty good. I would imagine that. That's another one. But if you can go after the people who own the affiliates there, look, they're scared constantly. Owners of media outlets, most of them aren't in this business to have any sort of problems. They're not tough people. They ask you to go out and stand on the line. And that's the thing I know for sure. Especially doing what we do. Go out there, push the line, push the line, push the line. And when you step over it, you're out of here. They're not. They're not backing you, too. Too heavy. If you get into enough hot water. We've had Chuck Artigue did in a big way. Tripp does. But it is one of those things when owners are like, oh, we got the wrong call from the wrong person. Suddenly they don't like you. It's not even like a little bit. They suddenly you're just a jerk and you don't know what you're doing. And it's. You know, it's. It's. There's a lot of weight on that. So when affiliates want to start pulling, if you're in that biggest situation. That makes sense, but does seem sort of like a government hit on. On a speech thing. Jimmy, didn't I. There's been 10 times worse than what he did there.
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Well, there seems. There definitely have been people. Not only Jimmy, but you're hearing about all these people losing their jobs.
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Oh, yeah. And some of them should. He didn't say. But he didn't say anything that bad.
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C
Yeah.
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What he said was misinformation and that's scary. Close enough. Get him out. It was just tasteless. Well, it was. It was the wrong time. I don't know that he said anything that tasteless. It was just. He wanted so badly for it to be a guy from the right that shot Charlie Kirk. So his side's off the hook. It's his own bed. Jimmy Kimmel made his own bed by being a political spokesperson instead of a comedian. Well, every action has a reaction.
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B
Absolutely.
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Reaction. But the. To me, this reaction is more of a, okay, we're just waiting to club you over the head. And that is a silencing of a voice and that I'm. I hate. No matter what side you're on, if Jimmy Kimmel wants to spew crap. Now, if we get into. And it is again, devil's advocate on this. Jimmy decided to be a mouthpiece for a political party. And instead of just a comedian, comedians having. If comedians have to be right, if their jokes have to be fact checked or there's consequences. That is a. That is definitely going to put walls on the ability to say something. I'm not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel's, but I don't think this should have happened. When I looked at. I'm like, no, this isn't right. There are consequences to your speech. But what he did didn't break one rule of the FCC's. Really, when you look at the rules of broadcasting, it scared affiliates and they got nervous about losing money. That's essentially what it is.
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C
So it was the call from the FCC, and FCC is saying that. But more or less ABC's reaction like.
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Well, yeah, we're going to pull them. Just abc.
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They start seeing the money.
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ABC is looking. To me, what I just saw was a company that isn't going to defend Jimmy if things get sideways because he's not worth it anymore.
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C
Again, that the money starts to.
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All about that. That's all about that. They're looking like he gets a lot of dough. If this starts being a heavy weight on us, we got to start paying fines. We're seeing the late night model die. I'm not going to stand behind this. So. And they semi.
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It's kind of. So let's just, let's just pull him for a little bit. He's settled.
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He's done.
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C
He's done.
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He's done. Abc, abc, Disney is too big into the world of mergers. So. And acquisitions and buying stuff. Maybe they're not involved in one now to ever have the government that approves those mergers look at them and go, remember when you stood up to us against Kimmel, no mergers for you. So they're thinking, they're thinking 10 years, the big picture. They're. They're not.
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C
As if Kimmel goes away from. How much of a. Does that drop the needle?
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And Jimmy has.
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In their financial world, Jimmy has to.
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Come back on the air. If they put him back on the air and attack this, he has to. He will. He's not going back in the air. He won't be neutered. Yeah, Kimmel won't be neutered. If he's, if he's half the man he said he is, he would go back on the air and say, we all know what happened and attack it. Because that's. I think that's who he is. And ABC knows that. It's like he's not going to stand still for this. Jimmy will have a podcast. Jimmy will have his own thing, and it'll probably be bigger than YouTube channel show, right? And people will want to hear his response. He's. If he's smart, he'll save a response. He won't say a thing. But ABC is. They're not looking at Jimmy Kimmel. If they stood up for him, then I would be like, okay, he's a viable source for abc. As, you know, as a few. They have his back, like, in a big way. They dumped him the second the affiliate said, we're scared. How were his numbers, though? Not great. Nobody in the late night is good. Like, by traditional standards, it's fine, but it's not great. But you can't quiet people. I'm a big, I'm a big proponent of especially comedians.
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C
Well, it kind of.
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You know, some guy just emailed me and said, by your definition, Kimmel made his own bed. Didn't Kirk make his as well? Jimmy didn't get shot in the head. That's a difference. Yes, you make your own bed, but if Jimmy was killed, I'd be all over the idea that this is terrible. There's no comparison to Kimmel losing his job for words. And I think he should have the freedom to say it, just like I think Kirk has the freedom to say what he had because he was not confronting or. Or trying to fight people. He was shot to death, which no one should be shot to death for. Some thoughts they have that you don't like. He did not make his own bed. He did not deserve what he got. Not even close. If, if Kirk was silenced by the fcc, if he had a TV show, and I would be like, ah, this has been this is kind of a trend. I'd be against that, too. But you can't compare what I said about Kimmel making his own bed and having this consequence. The same as Charlie Kirk sitting there saying, well, the guy was asking. He was not. No one deserved what happened to Charlie Kirk. No one. And as you say that, I assume the person emailing me is a supporter of the left. If that happened to Kamala Harris or Al Sharpton or Jesse Jack, it would be a tragedy. No one deserves to be shot for saying things that the other side doesn't like. You can lose your job. In this particular case, I think it was an overreaction. I definitely think it was revenge. And Jimmy made his own bet. He's a comedian who's trying. And Charlie Kirk was never a comedian. Never anything else. He was going out there, talking to people, having debates. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You can sit and look at him and go, charlie Kirk's the biggest jackass on the planet if you want to. No one should have shot him for any reason whatsoever. By the way, just adults in the room. We don't shoot each other. Okay, how about that? That's a nice rule. Good policy. That's pretty nice policy. I think it's written in. Pretty sure we've said that to each other. Pretty sure that is the case for all situations. Don't shoot each other, even if you're furious. Only in self defense. And even then, be sure we don't shoot each other. So no, there's no way to combine the idea of Jimmy Kimmel's situation with Kirk's. That is a incredible reach. This guy says, how does CNN or the broads on the View get to stay in the air? Not a fan of Kimmel, but there's a lot of media outlets that blatantly lie to people. Yeah, that's. Look, go to Fox News. They've been wrong before and they are saying, Trust us, we're 100% correct. I don't know that Jimmy Kimmel or any comedians out there go and take everything I say is the truth. We're going to run with. If Jimmy Kimmel had the opinion of. I mean, Alex Jones got in trouble for crazy things because he was harassing the people, but he had every right to say, I don't think that Sandy Hook was real. We had every right to sit back and go, alex Jones is nuts. So, you know, I have a. I have a guy who.
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C
And he had that reputation for a while.
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It's like, oh, Alex Jones, he said crazy things, but. But he was presenting them at his. As his facts, not the facts. If you took them as the facts, that's on you. I didn't ever watch Jimmy Kimmel for my news. And that's. That's when I say, that's the bed Jimmy made. He got into this thing where he was like, I'm giving you information. People are now relying on me as an information source. And if I'm wrong. So what, I'm a comic is not a good answer. But if I watched, you know, Caliento go up and he said something that was incorrect or factually not right, and they banned him from comedy clubs, I'd be like, that's not fair. That's not. That's not how this is supposed to go down. You're allowed to say things that are wrong. You're allowed to be wrong, and you're allowed to be, you know, wildly goofy. But you. And there are consequences. But I don't think what all I'm saying is I think Jimmy Kimmel said worse. I think I've seen him do things in the past. I'm like, well, that's not even remotely close to the truth. And it's a joke. It's not a funny joke. And there's my beef with Jimmy Kimmel. I don't think he's funny. Say whatever you want. You're just not funny.
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C
We'd always said that, you know, it's funny when the thing that cancels that person. It's like it surprised you. It's usually something that's nothing close to what they've said in the past.
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Well, there's moments of that, but again, yeah, I agree with. Mark just emailed and said his show was seemingly already doomed. Disney saw the opportunity to bail and took it. FCC guy just asked for a public apology. Yeah, I don't. I don't understand the FCC needing apologies. You're a government entity. You go in and you black and white things. You don't go in with emotions. That's the one thing I don't like. I want an apology. My. That means the FCC's feelings were hurt. And that I don't like once one.
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Little bit want to wave the power stick.
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Yeah. And they did. And they have it.
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Yep.
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So sometimes you have to get kicked in the nuts. But when they're kind of off base, this does seem like a little bit of it. Brett's people know this is how you hit someone. You basically go after the power over top of them and say, oh, we'll make your business a nightmare. And that's what they did. They didn't go after.
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They.
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They warned Jimmy and then they told the affiliates, you guys want to air this crap, you're on the hook. And the affiliates are like, well, we don't even know Jimmy Kimmel. I'm not paying fines in Wichita. I'm not doing that. I'm not paying a million dollars for my stations if every one of them that airs gets hit with some sort of weird fine. And by the way, FCC fines are never just like Brady, you're fined, and then Brady cuts a check. It's Brady, you're fined. And then you get lawyers, and you pay lawyers to make sure that this doesn't go too far to. This usually takes like a year and a half before it's all resolved. It's less than what they originally said. But you've already spent what they originally said making sure that you don't get dinged as a media outlet, as a station. You get black marks on your record. And if you can whittle it down to, like, can we make it so this never shows up in the future in case there's another incident, that's what you fight for. So it's never at that part is about money because you're gonna have to spend it to make sure the FCC didn't just, you know, put a big red splotch on your door.
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C
I forgot how that one broke down. But the. The Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson Super Bowl. Remember that thing was.
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Yeah, they fine.
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C
And then that filed. Kept going down and down. I don't know.
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Well, it's a one off. I don't either. I know that they find CBS immediately. I don't think those two got fine, did they? I think they tried to. I think again, you go to lawyers and you get in and out. I'm not sure if they had to pay anything because they were basically. That's why they came out with wardrobe malfunction, was like her clothes popped off on a live event. That's the risk you take for a live event. You should have had a delay. Then they can look at CBS and say, why didn't we have a delay? Why was this dead live? Why couldn't you have hit a button to cover that up? And if you did have a delay and you didn't hit the button, now you're in bigger trouble. So, you know, they just. That was an argument of whether or not that was. And then, you know, fast forward 15 years later, and I got J. Lo and Shakira shaking their butt cheeks in my screen. And I'm loving every second of it. And the FCC got a billion calls on that from moms who were like, this was just an ass festival. And, you know, then the FCC's calls are constant. They're like people complaining like, I didn't like this and I like that. And they don't want to waste their time with it because it costs them money too. But this Jimmy Kimmel thing's interesting because the Colbert deal, CBS just fired him. That to me was like writing was on the wall. The show was fine, but it wasn't going the right direction. They don't want to hassle. It's time to go. Kimmel's thing looks like revenge. That looks like a go get him. And it. And it seems like a heavy go get him. When the President tweets out right after Fallon's next and Seth Meyers. That means he's got a list, a hit list that doesn't look good. This one's. This email says, I'm not taking the side of the Jimmy Kimmel issue, but what we have to understand is he was not going to be renewed. So this looks like more like a hit from ABC and Disney than anything else. Yeah, but they also had the right to just fire him at any time ABC did. ABC and Jimmy looking to. They seen also the ratings for Colbert go up since this announcement that he's off. So in a weird way, they kind of like this, like this looks good. Because if they do air the Jimmy Kimmel because they told him he's still hosting Celebrity who Wants to be a Millionaire, he still has his other ABC jobs whether he wants them or not. It's a different story. Is the show done? I mean, any ones that were taped, are they just gone now? Not airing? Okay. I didn't know Jimmy Kimmel. Okay. Last night it was Celebrity Family Feud.
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C
Oh, gotcha.
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Okay, so. And they say that this guy says the same thing. They're looking to dump Kimmel. And now they have a reason. Your boss always has a reason. If they're looking to dump you, they don't have to. Like, we need something. If ABC and his contract, if it was up at the end of the year, they would have just not renewed it.
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C
Buy it out if there's something that, you know, he had a deal, a two year contract and they ended a year early, just like a football coach or. Look, we're not going to renew it.
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Yeah. It's just I, I don't like when, when, when it's used this way. And it's mainly because it's scary for people like me. Small potatoes. You know, I sit here in Phoenix every day. Nobody cares about this show nationally. We make a mistake, it becomes a here's what they did. We can't defend ourselves. And we've been through it.
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C
Yep.
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And you're like, wait, wait, nobody said that. But the national media isn't going to make a big deal out of just some radio show in Phoenix did something stupid. Here's what they did. And then the whole place is told. You want to talk about misinformation? You know when they come after you and they don't get anything right, and the rest of the country's like, oh, you were horrible people. It's like, no, no, no, that's not what happens. Like, you never have a chance to it do defend it because they don't care. And then they just bang you. Your company's like, you're gone.
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C
They killed three people on air.
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Yeah, they lost their minds a couple times. This one says Holmberg, you just said no one deserves what Charlie Kirk got. You're right. And to hear you say that, even though I disagree with you on a lot of topics, I can now say I respect the hell out of that Jew knows of yours, Christopher Watts. Well, thank you, Christopher. We can agree and be friends. I'm friends with plenty of people I don't align with in a lot of areas, and it's actually more interesting to have them as friends. This one says Jimmy Kimmel is doing the same thing Howard Stern did just on live tv. He was funny back in the day. He got political and late night TVs, blah, blah, blah. More people are watching TikTok, Instagram. Anyway, whatever this is was bound to happen. Whether he said that there's no money in late night TV anymore. There is money, but it's going the wrong way. So all these affiliates are like, is it worth the risk if and especially when they get this political and this kind of charged up time? George Wilson is absolutely right. The FCC has better things to do. Like fine our pathetic local meteorologists who broadcast misinformation constantly and never get in trouble. That is the truth. We need to get the FCC focused in on a friend of mine, Ian Schwartz, and his crew of liars over there at Channel three who have constantly said it won't rain while I'm standing in rain. They have an app that bothers me constantly. That first alert weather watch that night that massive monsoon came through. A few weeks ago, I had Just checked my phone to say, is it going to rain? Is it going to be blowing? I want to play basketball. What's the weather going to be like? And I looked and it was like 0% all the way through. 15% chance at like 11 o'. Clock. Homburg's morning sickness. We all know what happened. Trees. Dorothy floats by my house. There's houses spinning in the air. The whole city got bombarded and seen McLaughlin who an hour earlier was like, geez, didn't see this coming. The FCC doesn't crash down on the Weathermen. You want to talk about misinformation? Come on. It's pretty crazy. This one says, john, don't worry, your show will be fine so long as you don't say anything bad about Baby Trump. I don't, I don't agree with that. Although I do agree if you attacked him for years, the worst thing that happened to you is him becoming president because he's, he's got a elephant's memory when it comes to people who made fools of him.
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C
It looks that way.
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And this definitely looks way Back's a mother. Yeah, it is. And that's very mobbish. But it's a, it's true. Unfortunately, again, hold two thoughts in your head that conflict as true because both of them are, he shouldn't do it, but he can and he is. And I don't, I don't see the Colbert one this way. The Kimmel thing, after his tweet last night, did you see the one he did about that lady who. What was it? She was a Georgia congresswoman or something and she had lied about her and her co worker had been going to this cabin to have sex. Remember that was a few years ago. And he was trying to get her out. It was a bad thing. She was the one that was like in the 2020 election that something happened with the votes and he was blaming her and all this other stuff and she was like, turned out she was not on the up and up about a certain thing. She was having an affair with some guy at work. And they. Trump tweeted out and it's hilarious, but you just don't want him to do it. He tweeted out a thing where just went back for no reason to the dude who was sitting on the stand is like, did you ever go to the cabin with this lady? Do you ever remember going to her cabin? And he sat there for like 45 seconds thinking, he goes ever like, yeah. Trump starts playing Al Green and puts a memory bubble over his head. Of this woman's like, dirty pictures. It is so funny. And it's like, don't. But you're so funny. But don't. I mean, I think Trump's funnier than Kimmel, and unfortunately that shouldn't be. But I do think he's funnier than Kimmel. It just shouldn't be from that position. We'd much rather have president less funny than a late night talk show like that would. That would have been a great sketch on Kimmel's show, but he wouldn't have done that because it was his own people. He won't eat his own. Anyway, it is a buzz. And if the SEC is asking for apologies, that screams to me, the FCC is being a woman. No offense to women. Well, pretty much heavy offense to women. Me saying that just basically means I've offended you and I, I offend women. You're being too emotional. Anytime you say, Brett, you owe me an apology for the things you said. And Brett's like, wait a minute. I just kind of, I kind of said that I was wrong. I'll apologize that my information was wrong. But if your feelings are hurt, it's not an apology. It's a retraction. That's what the FCC should ask for. A full mea culpa by Jimmy Kimmel to say what I said was wrong. But he's a comedian. They don't have to be right. If we held comedians to the must be factually accurate standards, we lose an awful lot. An awful lot. But Disney makes mergers, and the FCC is looking at him going, you're not gonna. If you keep him around, it's like, not worth it.
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Disney's also an easy call for them.
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Oh, completely. Disney's also completely chicken. That's been the case. I mean, they, they don't want anybody dabbling in what they do in China. They don't want anybody looking into them. Disney is not the most up and up operation when it comes to that. I love, don't get me wrong, I love Disney, that I'm, I'm one of those weird adults that goes to Disneyland, no kids, Disney. I'm fine with that. But I know that their business dealings have been questionable in the past. So the last thing they want is the government going, oh, yeah, you're keep Kimmel. Kimmel's worth it, right? Let's talk about your movie deals in China. Let's talk about what you're doing with communist China.
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That's the tough thing about that. The corporation, when they, you know, spread from the parks to the other branches of the media, you know, everything. You'd never think, oh, Disney would be behind this film.
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Yeah. The worst part about this, to me is that let's say in 2028, the Democrats win, and now the new FCC chair looks over at Fox and goes, don't like you. And that's all this takes. And that's what. The FCC can't be as emotional and personal. And they are. They did it with Stern for years, and they were. They got to the point where he was making them look foolish, so they attacked more often. And when he wrote that Crucified by the FCC thing and put out all of the. It was genius. Put out all of the CDs at the time of things the FCC tried to find him for and sold them. It was brilliant because it made him just any. You know, he was on the cross on the COVID of the thing, and he'd been nailed up there. He was. He was absolutely perfect in the way he handled that and took all the punches. He just said, I'm not afraid of. You guys are emotional. So it's a weird world. That's a weird one right there. Very weird. And you are most definitely allowed to say things that people don't like. And comedians can be wrong. But, you know, the difference between this show and, let's say Mike Broomhead over at KTAR is Mike's a funny guy.
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Yeah.
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He's not supposed to be funny. So if he starts getting funny at the wrong time or says something that isn't factual, he's held to a different standard than us.
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They can have friendly giggles.
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Yeah. Tactical. Tactical guns. Tactical. Tactical. Bush did this. Right. Obama is a traitor and was born in Africa. Tactical guns. And, like, oops, stepped in it there, Mike. We can say it all day long. Obama is from Uganda there. And people be like, that's not accurate. Like, maybe not. Don't know. I'm a jackass. I make fart jokes. That's my shield. Yeah. Scott Haynes says Fallon and Myers are next on the list. But a reminder to everyone asking, there are no lists. Epstein tv. There are no lists, but they're next on the list. And that's very true. Hilarious. I'll make fun of all of people. You know, people on. I always get emails from people who don't like Trump who will say that I'm nice to him. But I don't know if you hear the impression and stuff that I do, I kind of make him buffoonish. And I did that to. To. I stayed away from that with Biden too. I don't really go down the road of those kind of things because I don't want that. I honestly don't care to get into it. I don't have that strong of feelings about either party. I don't like either of them. So I can make fun of both without really getting into their pots. There's stuff I agree with and disagree with. I'll go down that road. This one. I'll stand up for Jimmy Kimmel on this one. And it has nothing to do with a side. I just feel like this is a.
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Dangerous road when you take a stance sometimes on the, in the comedy world and you go on that side of saying, well, I can say, because I'm a comedian, I can get. Sometimes you're held accountable for.
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By the way, it's not new.
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No, it hasn't.
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Bill Maher show got canceled for something he said that was just sort of off time. But if you go back to Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect on abc, when he said that you can call the terrorists a lot of things, but you can't call them cowards, he was basically saying what they did was brave, horrible, but it took some balls to climb into a plane and smash it and kill yourself for it. That's the wrong cause. I mean, he got, he got fired for that because it was not the sentiment that people wanted to hear. You didn't want to say anything that could be construed as positive about them. And you know who replaced Bill Maher on abc? Jimmy Kimmel. So it was like, this isn't a new thing. There's nothing about this that's new. And it just, you have to be careful. Pendulum swung crazy woke. And now I think it's going to swing back and the side that hated the woke is now going to start attacking the other side for what they say. That's the same thing.
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You just wait until it's our turn.
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Right, Right. And then it becomes the. Well, we'll swing it back the other way and we'll get goofy on all the other stuff this guy brings up. What about Tucker Carlson getting fired back in the day? It's not new. Yeah, Tucker. Tucker. And I don't remember why he got fired. I remember there was some misinformation and some crazy and Tucker, you know what? Tucker just went after Trump the other day. So who knows? Yeah, it's not new. People get people. He should have been had a right to say it. Now his employer can look and go, hey, you're getting us in some hot water. Here, you're not worth it. And at the time, if I remember, that was just on the heels of Fox having everybody playing grab ass and they had lawsuits all over the place. So the last thing they needed was their hosts being incredibly wrong or flaming situations up. And then Batman brings up business the same kind of as when Disney canceled Gina Carano. Huge. Yep. Gina Carano had every right on the other side. Yep. And again, there's a quiet retraction misconstrued. And that's why, if you're in that industry, dabbling in politics is sort of against the idea of what you should be doing, especially work for Disney. Disney's. Disney's traditionally protective of Disney. First, you never. So if you're going to make trouble for Disney, you're going to walk away from Disney and not work there again. Disney doesn't want. It is the happiest place on earth not to work so much, but just for us. And that's the way they want to keep it. South Park's been brilliant about Disney. Mickey Mouse runs around like a tyrant behind the scenes and just, you know, smacks employees. He's beating him down. He goes to China all the time. He kisses. It's hilarious. And they're basically, like, pulled the curtain back on what Disney's always done, which is a little questionable, but it's a business. They're all a little questionable. It's driven by money. That's why they're so big. They do things right. And sometimes they're like, you're not worth my time. I'm a $6.7 billion operation on the regular. You're not costing me a penny. We're not going the wrong way because of your dumb ass and your opinions. Go get a podcast. And the best thing that could happen to Kimmel right now. I wouldn't go back if you took me off the air and said, you're suspended for your. And I've sat there for years and you've lived off my dime doing exactly what Jimmy Kimmel does, which has become political. And you've been like, great job, Jimmy. You're the face of the network. You're this and that. But if you step over that line once and then they pull back and they're like, nope, we don't like you anymore. Fines, fines. You're a jerk. I'm like, you've lived off of this. Back my ass up. Nope, not going to do it. You scared us. Then I wouldn't go back, because in this day and age, he doesn't need ABC look at Conan o'. Brien. Conan o' Brien's making more money with a six person operation than he ever made before. And he made a ton of money. Podcast, go nuts, Jimmy, you've got it. And then you can say whatever you want. You're your own boss. So this is very weird. I don't like this at all.
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Maybe Megyn Kelly will have them on a guest.
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Maybe she goes around doing whatever it is she's doing at the arenas at 6:20. Yeah, it's just all over the news. And it is, it's. It permeates into radio and stuff like that because we're, look, we're small fries and we're asked to dance and look, I. If I push the line and go too far and they've proven it here, our owners will turn on me in a second. In a second. Got your back. Got your back. Got your back. No, we don't. Bye. Like what? And it's a business and I have to understand that too. I can't be emotional back. I'd be angry, but I can't be emotional. I'm looking at this like, oh, boy. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 585 9, 800. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up.
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Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.
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You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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There you go. Thank you. Miles to no where Katie and the Hobbs Beautiful things. All these people are emailing like crazy. Dave Portnoy has a tweet out. And I disagree with Dave Portnoy. It says, with Kimmel getting canned, I'm seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me, cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos, etc. Looking for dirt on somebody they don't like in an effort to get them fired. If Kimmel got canceled for stuff he did on the man show, that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb, and in real time, that person's punished, it's not cancel culture. That's the consequences for your actions. So I don't actually disagree with that. Yeah, but in this particular case, to me, cancel culture is a group of people that aren't that don't like you digging up your past and saying, we've got to get this guy. And it's usually a citizen uprising. When the government strong arms your employee to fire you. It's not cancel culture. That truthfully is some sort of a totalitarian type thing. You can't have the government going, oh, hey, Hubbard Radio. We don't like Brady so well, we just don't like them. So if you don't want trouble, you know what to do. That's not cancel culture. That is definitely a strong armed government. You can't have that. That's not. I hate cancel culture for the same thing.
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But wasn't it. I mean, it was the pressure. I mean, the FCC was upset at the one guy and I don't know if they apologized or they.
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What are you talking about the Kimmel deal? Oh, yeah.
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It was because it wasn't because of nexstar mostly saying, we're going to pull our markets. And they started feeling pressure on the fcc.
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First said, abc, punish him or we will. The affiliates said, we'll do it. And nextar was the first one to go. We're not going to air them tonight. Then ABC said, we're pulling the whole thing. Yeah. So the FCC was first to the party to say, you do something about this because if you don't, we will. That isn't cancel culture.
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But I don't know.
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That is definitely different. If cancer culture.
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Something about that. The fcc, because.
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Yes.
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What did he do?
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Especially when they have all the power. Of course they can. They can and they. And maybe they can't, but I think.
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You can fight that all day long.
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They know they're not going to. So they basically called their shot. And that's where I don't like it. A group of, of, of Gilbert moms can get together at Postino and yell and scream that they don't like this show and then say, I found a tape from 2006 where John said, blah, blah, blah, get them. That's cancel culture.
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Yes.
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The government saying, we don't like you. We don't like. And we're going to find something you said and we're going to tell your employer that they're going to lose money immediately. The government. Not, not advertisers or anything else. If a group of people get mad enough and start calling advertisers for us, it starts rocking the boat. If the FCC does it, we're gone. It's not even going to be close because the way the arrow points down for terrestrial radio as a whole, even these little singular successful moments like Phoenix here and like what we're doing, that gets, that gets its legs cut out from under it real Fast. If it's like, well, we don't have. The future is not bright for this. We're not fighting. We're not gonna lose money on that show too. It cost us too much. It's a strange thing. People are right. You know, I don't agree. I agree with what Dave Portnoy said. If that's what happened, but that's not what happened. If this was a group of angry nuns or a bunch of citizens that rose up and put enough pressure on abc, then you know, that's the people causing trouble. Somebody. This is a great one. This is a great email and it's perfect. It says right wing libertarian here. John, you're correct. The right has been fighting against government crackdowns on people and cancel culture type things. Just think about Joe Rogan during COVID Anyone on the right celebrating this needs to have a forward thinking brain and think they would like a Democratic president using the FCC to shut down their thing. If in fact, and it's the exact same thing when, when Joe went on and made claims now it wasn't on broadcast television, it wasn't under the FCC's umbrella, but made claims that he made at the time about COVID that were not provable or potentially incorrect and dangerous. And they're like, we're just going to shut it down. People would have been screaming that I can, I have a, I have a right to be wrong. I have a right to listen to someone who doesn't get it right every time. And you don't like, you know, trust me, the FCC and the government isn't always right. That's a great email because it's a good point. Just stop. The pendulum never rests in the middle. It was crazy one way and now it's going back the other. I don't like this at all. Now this one says, damn it, if being right is a problem. The FCC wanted to get you guys. All they have to do is listen to one Brady Report and they'd have you for misinformation and unchecked facts all day long. You guys are doomed. Very true. If the Brady Report was held to a standard where it had to be correct all the time, Brady would be burned at the stake in the town square, staring at the ceiling tiles. I'm not sure you guys are allowed to do this.
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I said that.
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And then Alex says, let's be honest with each other. If either of us got the power like Trump has, we'd probably use it for the wrong reasons. We'd go on some revenge tour. You'd probably finally do something to Dave Pratt. Taxes, whatever else. Throw him in jail. I'd use it for revenge on anyone who wronged me over the years. Anyone from I used to work in radio, he says. Anyone from I heart all the way down to the girl in fourth grade who called me fat. You hear me, Mary, you whore? You better hope I don't become president, Mary. That's why we can't and shouldn't be president. But you're right. If I had that kind of juice and somebody said, you know, we could get that guy, I'm like, can we do it with a. And get away with it? Yes. What do you think the Clintons did? Wait a minute. We can kill people? Yeah, if you want, we can do that. Holy smokes. Hang on. I'm gonna go get my phone book. Just start circling names. How many? What? Is there a limit? Is it like fishing? No, sir. You can kill as many as you want. Hot dog. I'm gonna kill everybody. Hillary, did you hear about how we can kill people? I want to be president. I know. It's great, isn't it? How do we do this one? We just get, like, bright lights in somebody's mirror and drive them off the street in a cliff. Do that to that guy. I would abuse that.
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They're doodling his lists every day.
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Mr. President, we have to do something about this congressional hearing. I am sorry. I am all locked up right now. I'm just writing down people I want dead. I can do it, and I'm going to. Mr. President, you've killed 30 people today. I know. Isn't it great? No, it's not. Sir, you've got to slow down. I don't think I do. And you're on the list. Mr. Naysayer. What are you looking at? Brett? He's out. How do you spell Vesli 2 ease? He's dying today, Brady. I would abuse the power as well. Now, all this cancel culture stuff, uh, I don't like it, but it does serve a purpose. There are times when there are things that happen where the community has to stand up against something that is drastically wrong. And I think that's the beauty of it now. Digging in someone's past or being stupid and saying, this person did this in 2008, and we let it get away, or, you know, just trying to get them for revenge. One thing that I do think, and I've never had this power before, so I will use it. Actually, I've had it. I just don't know how to use it. You Know how when you watch the news and they say media outlets are calling for blah, blah, blah, you know, we're a media outlet.
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Yeah.
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If I call for something, will it make the news like local media outlets are? You know, they never say who.
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I think that's how it's done.
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I think that's how it's done, too. And I've done this for far too long to not know how to use it, but I would like to call out to the Arizona Cardinals to suspend, at the very least, Kyler Murray. At the very least, punish Kyler Murray before. Well, the guy decided. And I would like Kyler Murray to check his resume real quick. And I've been on the. On the Kyler train for a long time saying every Cardinal fan is too quick to dismiss this guy. He's got a ton of talent. He's been mishandled as a quarterback from jump. He's a little bit dumb with the whole video game thing that came out and all this other stuff. So check your resume, Kyler. You've accomplished only getting into the NFL, which means you're talented in the NFL. You haven't done anything to make it. So you're the voice of any. Win something, then maybe start talking. He puts on his Instagram page, he's in a vintage Michael Vick Virginia Tech jersey with a pit bull, clearly trying to antagonize or make some sort of statement. He's in a Vic jersey with a pit bull. Now, it. It.
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It's that redemption.
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It's designed completely to infuriate people who. Who have, you know, animal rights activists and everything else look at this and go, no, no, we don't combine those things. We don't do this. And if Kyler Murray had been outspoken at anything in the past, you'd be like, oh, that's Kyler. This was clearly just him stepping over the line, going, look at me and you guys. The Cardinals need to do something about this. This. This is a. This is way too far for a guy who is, you know, hanging by a thread, really, as the team's quarterback. Why? The biggest question is why? Why? It's like holding up a rifle and a picture of John Kennedy. Why? What are you doing? What's the message? What are you. What message are you trying to send? That we should forgive Michael Vick, that you're on his side. Read the Michael Vick book. Read the book about what he did wrong. And I'll. I'll say it every time someone wants to bring up, he did. He did his time. He Used to pick up dogs and over a rail, break their spines by smashing them over the rail in the middle of their back. These were the dogs that weren't winning fights in his fight club. He would make puddles in his backyard and attach dogs that weren't healthy because of the fighting. They lost a fight. They were not going to be able to fight again. And he would. He wouldn't just euthanize them. He would put them in a puddle and attach electro. Electric cables to them and a car battery or something and electrocute them to death in the puddle while the other guys laughed and danced and thought it was great. He picked up a dog once and smashed it into the ground until it died. This is what you decide to put a jersey on and stand next to a pit bull and go. These things are synonymous and good. No, no. Kyler Murray needs to be brought to task on this one. And this isn't cancel culture. This is a moment where you're like, what are. Explain yourself. I'll give you that opportunity. Explain what this is. Why did you do that? Why in the world. I understand you can be a Michael Vick fan. As football goes, you can do that. Like when Lamar Jackson a couple weeks ago said he was. He idolized Michael Vick. I would suggest if I was his PR team net. Let's not go down that road. That's not good for business. But you can do it. I think you're an idiot for doing it, but you can do it. But I'm gonna order a Michael Vick vintage Virginia Tech shirt, walk around in it, and post pictures of me with pit bulls. And you know you're doing that on purpose. That's a. It's not even a passive aggressive way to try to piss people off or be some sort of subversive tough guy. You're not Kyler. You. You need. The Cardinals, at the very least need to have some sort of a. A moment, a come to Jesus moment with Kyler going, hey, buddy, you've accomplished nothing for us and we've stood by you. We pay you a lot of money. Do not bring this to our party. Explain yourself, Kyler Murray immediately. Get on there. I'm not even asking for an apology. Tell me what you wanted to this accomplish. What did you want to accomplish with this? What was the end goal? And if you're going to be brave enough to do it, be brave enough to talk about it, be brave enough to come on this show and say, here's what I wanted to do. Go on the news somewhere and go here's why I did that, and I stand by it. I'll give you that. But if you're going to be this dickhead that decides to go out and do this kind of stuff, you deserve a nice kick in the nuts from your employer. If anything, we're sitting here talking about cancel culture, but there are certain times when it's like, that guy needs. That guy definitely needs a talking to, and it needs to be verbalized by a group of people who live right down the road from us who charge you guys an extraordinary amount of money to go watch their product. And that is when we, as a group, need to get up and say, what are you doing? You're a dog guy. And this is. It's. I mean, it is. Again, why. Why would you do that? Why in the world would you do that? You know, you can be against something. You can say, michael Vick didn't do anything wrong and whatever, but don't stand next to a beautiful. By the way, it's a beautiful dog in the picture. Did you see it? Yeah. It makes you sick immediately. You're like, why'd you do this? Why did you do this? And evidently, he's already taken it down and apologized publicly. All right, explain yourself. I don't want your apology. I want to know what you were doing. I want to know what you were doing. Tough guy. And again, I'm all into dark humor and stuff like that. If you did this for a friend and you just sent it over through a text and you're like, oh, Kyler, you dick. I can handle that. I can handle the darkest, most inappropriate stuff ever. What's the post say? That wasn't his. Oh, that's somebody else reposting, pushing it up picture. This is what the Cardinals. This is what the Cardinals stand behind. Those are those moments where you know you're going to sit down again. You just did this to the team. Morning sickness. And he made sure to turn around and show that Vic's name's on his back. Now, again, if you want to be funny and take this picture in a Michael Vick jersey with a pit bull, send it to your friends. No problem with that at all. I still think you're probably a dick, but if I know the true you. But when you do this as. And it's a modeling shoot, by the way, it looks like. It looks like these are professional photos. Like, he got his hair did for this. You don't have the resume for this, Kyler Murray. You don't have. You don't have the Reputation. You don't have the smarts. You don't have the ability to explain it. And it says he was forced to apologize for. Cardinals need to do more than that, for sure. The Humane Society. I know you're listening. You need to be all over this dude right now. All over him. I totally think post the apology. Well, if they say it was forced, a forced apology, but he took it down and he left it. And if that's where we leave this, he got away with something. That's all I'm saying. So as a media outlet, and I really don't know how to do this as a media outlet, I'm calling for the Cardinals to do something about this. I'm not saying fire him. I'm not saying anything else. But definitely the Cardinals need to step out and say, we handle this. The proper, proper thing would be that they come forward and say, way too far. He's the face of our team. We do not at all agree with this. He is going to be fined. He's going to be. He's going to sit a game one paycheck and one game out. This is not what we've. We signed on for. And Kyler has hurt the team. And we're going to take that punch because we, you know, take a stand, make it more about, you know, always saying, sports franchises pissed me off with that when we're so big in the community. We love the community. We do this for you guys. We're charitable. We're this and that. And then they will, you know, stand up to this and be like, man, we didn't do anything about it. We just said we're sorry. And I'm fine with you. I'm sorry, but I want an explanation, and I think a lot of people do. And I think a lot of Cardinal fans are like, all right, that's enough. We're done with Kyler. He's done nothing for us, and now he's doing this crap. He. He's too stupid to be the quarterback of this team. If I was a Cardinal fan, I would most definitely be like, I'm not doing this. The only games I haven't watched, and it's my choice, you can disagree with it or. The only games I haven't watched are the Pittsburgh Steelers. Since 1992 were the Michael Vick games. I just didn't watch them. Didn't have people over to the house like I always do. I didn't do. I just turned it off, didn't watch. And it was the great Chael Sonnen who's made mistakes of his own. Came in here and said, you can't cheer for stuff when guys do this because eventually you're just cheering for laundry and you don't have any like real attachment to the people involved. And I don't really want to get attached to the people. I want the laundry to lead. But if they stand behind stuff like this, I don't want to cheer for that. I definitely don't want to cheer for that. Yeah, but I don't think anybody really knows the Michael Vick story because no, it's the same thing as the Charlie Kirk deal. The people who haven't seen the video, I think are the ones who are like, I don't understand why he's such a this, that and the other when it changes the game, when you know the details and this.
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I just pulled up the report on 2008 ESPN when the whole story came out and you, you'd mentioned the three dogs. There's another one where he says it was he three people, Vic.
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Yeah.
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Peace.
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Oh, there's more than what I mentioned.
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I know, but you know they approximately drowned approximately three dogs by putting their heads in five gallon buckets of water.
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Held them in water. Yeah, yeah. Upside down and drown them. You want to know about what you're supporting with Michael Vick? Read it. Read it. He's allowed to be out in society, but never forget that that was what he was. And never ever wear his jersey and walk around with pit bulls and post it as some sort of a kick ass, cool guy statement.
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Because it isn't Tyler Vic initially said, I didn't kill any of the dogs.
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He lied about it.
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Polygraph. Okay.
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No.
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And he went to jail for racketeering and obstruction of justice fines. He didn't go to jail for the dog thing. He pled out of that. So everybody says he did his time. He didn't. He did his time for the bad news kennels being a money making thing and then some obstruction charges that he got. But he never went to. He never did it for the animal. He got out of that one. Probably paid some fines and whatever. So is he fine to be free and have job? Yes. But don't support it and don't act like Michael Vick and dogs can be in the same room. There was this press conference. Oh, is this what he said? They asked him Kyler off the field. I saw you took that post from last night. Did you get some blowback online? Yeah. You know, he's smiling in no way.
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C
Shape or form do I You know.
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Condone, you know, animal cruelty or dog, you know, dog fighting, whatever it is. What were you doing for me personally, y' all saw me wear the Michael Vick jersey. The player that I admire very much growing up and then, you know, being home with my. With my pup who, you know, my dog trunks and swoosh, they both get treated like kings. So it's not like, you know, in no way, shape or form am I condoning that. Um, yes, you are affected people and, you know, decided to take it down. You're an idiot. Period. End of story. That's dumb. My dogs get treated like kings. If you love dogs, you wouldn't wear Michael Vick jersey. You can still think he's a great athlete, but you don't support him anymore. That's just stupid.
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C
It's a tough wear.
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Stupid you can't get. You can't explain your way out of it. Oh, I love my dogs very much. That's why I keep my Michael Vick jersey on. You don't. You know, I've got Dahmer posters over at the Orphan. You think the orphanage is going to last for a while now? It's like, you know, I got John Wayne Gacy stuff at my. My basement factory. No, I don't think that's going to fly. We've all talked about dumb jerseys we got. And Vic, obviously a Steeler at one point. You never went out and bought one of those? Lord, not even as a joke? No. You get rid of some of those. Like, oh, my God, I saw a guy yesterday at the Brady, and I went to the baseball game, and dude's walking around in Bonds jersey still. And I'm like, geez, that's. It's not like, you know, socially unacceptable, but you're still a fan knowing all, you know.
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C
And there's a lot that are still.
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I know, but they're standing still like, I'm a Cubs fan still deep down from the olden times. I don't follow them as much anymore since my love had to die a couple years ago. And I'm pretty successful Love killing because they're great this year, and I'm not watching them, but I'm not wearing a Sammy Sosa jersey because it's, like, tainted. And that was just him breaking baseball's rules and lying about it and just being kind of synonymous with, you know, not being on the up and up. Certainly not gonna do it for a dude like that. It is. It's laundry at a certain point. And that's just a stupid way to Say, well, man, my dogs get. My dogs are treated awesome. So I did a professional photo shoot with a Michael and nobody in the room said, do you think the Michael Vick jersey's a good idea with the dogs? You don't have anybody in your life that said Kyler, maybe not the best choice of outfit. Well, he got up immediately after that answer and walked out. That was the next question coming, I'm sure. Tough guy sat in that room and said, I don't care what people say. Take the picture. And they took it. And then he got the blowback and somebody called him from the Cardinals and said, I don't think you want to do this. You better get that down now. And it's too late. Tyler at the very least deserves a nice fat round of boos and barks at the game. Next home game, if he starts. And I think the Cardinals are not brave at all if they don't stand up and say, hey, what he did was really wrong and we're knocking them for it. At least come out and say that. That's the face of your franchise. The face of your franchise does something like that. That egregiously dumb. Then you have to go up and say, we've taken care of this as a company because that's how the NFL works.
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C
It's the second one or third. Basically, like you were saying. Yeah, you have the video game story that just kind of backfired.
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He just doesn't have the resume. He doesn't have the resume. He doesn't. This wasn't a one off of like Kyler's not that bright. This is a constant. And then this is like just a bridge too far. You wouldn't wear an OJ jersey walking into the stadium. You just wouldn't. You don't have to be with a blonde woman. You don't have to. Do you wear an O.J. jersey hanging around football or post it online? O.J. was the goat. You're in trouble. He no longer represents the talent that he had and OJ was talented, period. End of day was great, if not the greatest running back of all time in the argument. Dude ran for 2,000 yards in a 14 game season where the defense was allowed to poke your eyes out and do. They didn't have rules back then. He still went for 2000. You can't wear his jersey. You can't. If you do, you got heat coming. What about people wearing Ray Rice or Ray Lewis jerseys? Ray Lewis is slippery. That's. That's what I'm saying. Statue of. Okay. Apparently they never got him.
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C
Yeah, nothing happened.
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They never got him. They never got OJ. But we all know raises even more cloudy. OJ's wasn't cloudy. OJ just got good lawyers. And that's all that happened with oj. OJ did it. We all know OJ did it.
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C
Well, pretty good lawyers.
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Ray was around it. We're not sure what happened that night. He. He sat for obstruction of justice too. Never gave up names. Sold out the two dudes that died. You know, he basically checks and wrote some checks. Yeah, I gave him, you know, helped out. And his sit down was for obstruction of justice because essentially that's really all he did. But he was there and didn't. Didn't really tell the tale. Raise a very. Raise a touchy one. He got away with it. Basically. He's. He's. He Teflon through that one. And it was also while he was playing. So it was a little weird that they're like, he's so great. Is there anything we can do to make this like. And they did. They. I mean he got free of that. But Kyler Murray isn't. Kyler Murray not going to any ring of Honor. They're not putting statues around the stadium. This was just really stupid. He can redeem himself, but it's got to be better than that. Whatever. I just watched. Screw you, Kyler Murray and Cardinals. I'm waiting for you to say something to A media outlet has called for the Cardinals to act. That's us talking about us. That's me. You don't have. KVPD doesn't have to if they don't want to. I'll do it. Media personality calls for Cardinals to do something. I don't think Gambo's going after him yet. That's one thing a guy said. It's weird that Cambo. They're not going to touch him always. But they're always talking about how wonderful Kyler is as a person. And up until this I didn't ever question that. I don't think he could still be a good guy. Just a really stupid thing he did. And if you're the face of that billion, what is that? A six billion dollar operation? And they stand back and say, we're fine with that. That's. That's egg in their face. That's just bad. Now if nobody said a thing about it, if it all just went away, then that's exactly what kind of capitalism is. It's like the, the market didn't call for anybody to say anything. Nothing bad happened. But he took it down for a reason, because enough people were pissed off, and he, you know, he sort of, I guess, apologized because enough people got pissed off. So it needs to be out there. We shouldn't just turn a blind eye to that kind of stupidity because he'll do it again. Cardinals should be worried he'll do it again. He's. He doesn't have the track record to have done this if he had, you know, 15 years under his belt to be in. Like, guys, this is a one off, a really kind of goofiness. I. You've. You've known me as. And plus, I've got all these playoff wins, and I am the face of the franchise for a reason. And you guys know that I'm the guy, and I've handled this perfectly from jump and, you know, never. Then maybe you give him a little grace. But this. This is not a guy who has that cachet. Fact. Just a fact. Weird that they're finding it and some guy from Cardinals says, I think he'll get in there. They put Carson Palmer in the ring of honor. I bet you a couple more seasons and Kyler gets in just for sticking around. There's a chance Cardinals will stick people in that ring of honor that I don't understand. Ring of honor, to me, means you got us somewhere without you. This team doesn't. You know, I don't think of Carson Palmer immediately as, like, wow, those were the glory days of the Cardinals, man. They were perennial. You know, they were going to the super bowl, and NFC Championship games were pretty common. They had one nice run with him, and then he got some yards. But. So maybe they're right.
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C
He did all right with the Bengals.
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He was good with the man. I think he's in the Bengals ring of honor. No, in some numbers. I don't think so. I don't know. Could be. This one says radio stations still play Michael Jackson songs. That's true. And for a while there, they didn't. They won't play the Dukes of Hazzard on tv. You're not allowed to play that because of the racist car. Come on. Yeah, the Michael Jackson thing is kind of a slippery one. But after he died, everybody loved him again. It was weird.
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C
What was he guilty of?
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Well, that's the thing. It was all speculation. He never really. I mean, we all kind of know something went down. It's like, O.J. we know he did it. I don't know how much he did, though. And I think that's it, because there's still a gray area you can argue that his music can live. Bill Cosby show isn't exactly flourishing. People don't like to mention that. That's the greatest show of the 80s. Okay. Still, that got some. Got some taint on it. I don't see Subway going well. Jared was good for business. I'm pretty sure they abandoned all Jared things. Not saying you gotta get rid of again.
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C
They're guilty.
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Right. But that gray area they still probably would have. Here's your ring of honor. That's just in the Cardinals ring of honor. I got some Nitrain Lanes, My favorite one. Just because that's the best nickname and he used to clothesline everybody. Night Train Lane would have been arrested in today's game for what he used to. How he used to tackle. He used to try to run at guys with a clothesline. Necked guys. Yeah. It's not. I don't know who half of those dudes are because it was the 30s. Pat Tillman deserves it. Yep. Roy Green, Carson Palmer, and I'm sure that Larry's getting in there pretty darn soon. So. Roy Jetstream, Green, Jim Hart. He put up some good numbers, but they were never really competitive back in the 70s with Jim Hart. Cartons don't have a lot of options. Put in Vice Akahima just because it's a great name and people would have to look it up. It's a great punt returner. Night Train. Night Train Lane's my favorite. Just do yourself a favor and Google old clips. In Night Train Lane, the dude ran at people with his arms stiff out trying to take their heads off. And he succeeded more often than not.
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C
I watched a little feature of One of the trainers for the Oakland Raiders was a pad specialist. And it was the old forget the quarterback's name. But cornerback Lester Hayes, basically, it wasn't Lester. It was a guy that I didn't recognize. He's like. He basically could form with the pad material, create the cast.
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Oh, yeah. Build cast.
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C
He was showing all the different techniques that they had.
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A
Yeah.
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C
That way it would allow me to get up under the chin strap.
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A
Yeah. Just to punch dudes.
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C
Take a guy out.
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Yeah. Well, they allow you to play football with a cast on. That's the craziest thing in the world. You can play with a cast. It's like you can't grab anything. Good luck. They're gonna knock in your broken arm. But it's. Yeah, pretty crazy. This guy says took two days for Kyler to remove that post. Which shows a lack of moral integrity and judgment with Kyler. He's still a child then. That's what I'm getting at. You want to be the face of Franchise. You know, he didn't act because he wanted to do it. He did it because he was slapped in the hand. Silly. Anyway, what are you going to do? And all this could have been different if we had. Oh, you know, by the way, all the pictures I very much appreciate of. Who would you rather, Melania or Kate Middleton? Because they're over there at the UK with the. With the royals. There's people saying all over the Internet that we want to talk about false information, that that's not the real Melania, that that's a, you know, body double. A double. It's a double that they have Melania doubles now. I believe that there are doubles for presidents. I think Joe Biden had a few. That one dude was six. Six and I'm pretty. And he could run. Oh, man. That guy was like in the Olympics, he had track shoes on. He ran across the White House lawn. And I'm like, joe Biden can't walk. This dude's running. And he's clearly like 6ft 6 inches tall. He's huge. So I started thinking, like, why wouldn't we have doubles for a press? Of course we do. I don't think you can do it for the women, because if there's a woman out there that looks like Melania Trump, how much would you have to pay her to stay quiet about being Melania's double?
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C
Where do you stay? Where do you live?
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Also, yeah, you're getting attention everywhere you go. And she couldn't keep her trap shut. Broad. No way. If people would tell her, like, what do you do for a living? I can't say you look a lot like Melania Trump or you were a double or something. And then it would get leaked in a heartbeat. Too many dudes would be after a Melania Trump look alike. You can't hide her. And the one. The reason they're saying that this Melania isn't the real one is because she's holding hands with Donald and she's all smiles and she's like, really? She's not stoic like the Melania we've come to know. She's kissing Donald, she's loving it.
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C
I'm like, way too affectionate.
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Yeah. You got to remember. I don't remember. I don't know what country she's from. Slovenia or something like that. She's some girl from some small village in some dump who's sitting at the castle Windsor with the royal family. This is probably going to make a few people smile. So I don't. I don't buy that there's a.
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C
Could have been a last minute replacement. You think she couldn't make the trip?
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Do you bring her. How do you get double Melania on the plane if real Melania doesn't want to go? You have to have her on standby. So she's got to be on the plane. You got to have her in bags or a cage. Like, no woman's gonna put up with this. There's no way there's a double Melania.
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C
Is she wearing sunglasses the whole time?
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No, she looked amazing. Did you see her in her yellow dress with. Oh, my goodness, she looks beautiful. But if there's another Melania, she could make so much money being a model or an actress or something. Or just going all over the talk show circuit as fake Melania.
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C
It was an honor. I was a double for the President. I was a double for the how much?
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And there had to be. There'd be books. She'd be blabbing them. And trust me, after he lost in 2020, this isn't new Double Milani. Because that would mean there's three of them. There's not that many women that look that good that can fool us. Like. And plus, she wouldn't want to look. You ever seen women that wear the same clothes? They get mad at each other. You want her to look and have no identity.
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C
They would be on the who wore it better.
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Look at her, man. Now that looks like the real Melania. Like, she looks miserable. She's pretty, but she doesn't look happy to be. He doesn't look happy either. Well, they're taking pictures together and she won't touch them. And that's crazy, but there's shots of them coming off the plane. And she's grabbing his hand and smiling and full of beans and loving every single day.
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C
I did notice the one I saw. I saw one where they're holding hands. I'm like, oh, good.
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Yeah, yeah. It's like, good to patch it up. Yeah. I can't believe there's a second Melania. There's no way that woman would. In 2020, after he lost, Second Melania would have had a book written by 2022, I was Melania's body double. And it would be like, oh, we knew it. That then they have to call her back in 2024. We need you back. The real Melania won't go to England with me. I need somebody on my arm. That is the real.
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C
That's her.
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Yeah. You're not. You're not faking that. No woman wants to look exactly like another woman. Although the Kardashians are starting to prove that theory a little wrong. They hate that. Oh, look at that. Same outfit. They'd be catty. Melania would say something to her. It's like, I fill that dress out a little better than you. Let's get some cushioning up. And you're. You don't look exactly like. My breasts are bigger. And then the fake Milani be like, bitch, my breasts are just fine. Nobody's gonna. Your face. You've got flaws. Watch this. They would. They would eventually fight. I bet you if there is a fake Melania they've never met, and if that were the case, then Melania would come out with something and going, who's this bitch that. When I don't go someplace, you drag her out there. It looks exactly like me. You think Donald is gonna know? I'm gonna try to get both of them to pee on me. There's no way. That's it. There's no way there's a Melania body double. No way. That woman would be. There would be a fight within 10 minutes.
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C
There are two towers next to the.
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I guarantee. Well, I mean, she's not the queen. She's queen. I don't know. They have a name. Queen something or other. I don't care about them. But yeah, the. Can you imagine? Like, Melania would have to approve that. And she's sitting in a room and they're bringing in potential Melania doubles. They had to be an audition process. Oh, yeah. And the Melania body doubles. And then Melania would sit there constantly. I don't see what. You see. This woman is. That's not me. Women have all false. Every. Everybody kind of does. Has a false sense of what they look like. Thanks to Instagram and ring lights. So some broad comes in and she's kind of like got bags under her eyes a little bit. She looks just like you, ma'. Am.
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C
What are you talking.
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A
She doesn't look anything like me. She's dumpy.
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Move.
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Next. And then that bitch would hear that. And then she'd go, like, I'm gonna tell. I was supposed to be a Melania double. But she didn't like it because she said, but she knows deep down that I'm prettier than her. And God forbid they brought one in that was a little better looking or had better boobs. She wouldn't want that around Donald. There's no way there's a body double for Melania. Melania's doing the Melania work. Imagine the tryouts of postinos for this. Oh, man, that'd be brutal. And also private. She would have to have friends that before. My God. You should be Melania's body double. You look just like her. She'd be mad. I look like Trump's wife. Is that. What are you saying? Like there'd be. They'd be catty about this from jump. Can't happen. And then they expect them to coexist quietly about it. Have you met women? Hi, I'm Earth. Reality is here. And it said this can't happen. I was at the Cardinal cheerleaders auditions in 2003, and they almost started fighting with the people telling them they couldn't dance. We were the judges and the. I think it was Bidwell's daughter. And then some other lady was in charge of the chart. The cheer team.
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C
Yeah.
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And they would say things like, you. You. You know, we're not even going to bother scoring this. You're not ready. You're not ready. Like, they'd get mad immediately. Like anybody told them they weren't pretty enough or good enough to be cheerleaders. And they said it in real tactful ways. It was hilarious. But they were catty in that deal. And they were just trying to make 50 bucks a game. That was over 50. Imagine the Melania body doubles paycheck. We need you to stay quiet. Don't ever bring it up. Even when we're all dead. You can't write a book about it. You can't. No.
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C
And playing the wife, you have to do everything the wife does.
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I gotta make a run at this. Prima noctis, they call it. I believe I got us. I got to find out if you're exactly like her. So here, I'm gonna lay down on this glass table and I need you to take a huge. I need to know that your wagon wheel B hole is exactly the same. So I don't get confused. It's for national security. You've got to take a huge. On me. Right on my chest. And then we'll play with it. Just like Melania. You want to be like her, you gotta do what she does. I don't want to be weird about it, but I need you to pee in this cup. And I'm gonna pour it on my head and you're gonna rub it in. And I want you to do it the way Melania does. Melania, show it. He would Definitely. He would slip. That's not the real Melania. He would just flat say it. That's a fake one. The real one didn't want to come. She's got a headache. So we brought the fake one. The royals won't know. Don't say anything. He would say it in a second.
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C
He goes to the stable.
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A
Yeah.
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C
He would fire so many of them.
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He would. This one's a little lippy. Yeah, there was. There's no way we have girl body doubles. They can't handle that. Especially if it turns out that the press. What they're doing to Melania in the UK right now, my God. You can disagree with the politics, but she is absolutely glowing in that yellow dress. I've never seen her look better. And if that's the fake Melania and that headline rolls to the real Melania, fake fire that bitch. She doesn't look better in that yellow dress than I do. No way. Melania is not letting her borrow her shoes. She's not letting her wear her clothes. It's not happening. Although the argument does.
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C
Servicing the president. Okay.
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She. Oh, she doesn't care if she blows Donald on tv. It's so out of character. There is something to the argument, and she was a little too happy compared to what we've seen from the real Milan. I think Melania is beautiful and when she smiles, it lights a room up. I think she's stunning. If there's multiple Melanias out there, those women can marry billionaires, too. I don't know what they'd be doing hanging around pretending to be Melania Trump. That's not. If you look enough like Melania, all you have to do is go to millionaires dot com. And why would you even put yourself in a position to have to risk like life and limb, essentially hanging out with Donald Trump? You go marry some guy who runs some private jet company, live in the back of Mummy Mountain in luxury and not lift a finger. That's better. And then let people tell you you look like her. You look so much like Melania Trump. Oh, thank you. I know. Anyway, I married another millionaire because I look this good. That's what we do. Hot chicks don't get hard jobs. That's dumb. Hot mid-50s women, they're not humping it. Waking up going, oh, God, another day in the makeup chair. I gotta go pretend to be Melania and put myself out there and not screw this up. That's too hard. All she has to do is wander around El Charo one night without a ring on and she's got 10 or 12 dudes with tons of money ready to make her theirs.
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C
At least 10 weekends flown somewhere.
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A
Oh, yeah, the audition process. Unbelievable that they see they're not paying her enough that would she could get at El Charo, roll her over to French laundry in California, and all of a sudden you got billionaires from the tech. No way there's a fake Melania. No way.
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C
I have a friend. You know her as well. But she meets the guys and every time that she's gone through the couple relationships, the first date is, oh, we're going here for the weekend. Flies.
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A
It's like being on the Bachelor.
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C
Yeah.
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A
Her first dates are plane rice dates.
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C
Are just unbelievable weekends.
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A
Like, you could take my private hot air balloon. What? You have one, I got three. We'll jet up to the Napa in my house in Napa and we'll hot air balloon for a first date. I was thinking maybe Applebee's just to test it out. Maybe a coffee. This dude's blinded in Napa so you can hot air balloon in his private hot air balloon. Okay. He wins. Melania look alikes have that option. Nobody else. Holmberg's morning sickness. And I'll tell you right now, there might have been like 11 Michelle Obamas because those chicks weren't making any money on those dudes weren't making nothing. Those dudes weren't making nothing. I did that solely so Brett would say that. I was expecting you to go. All you got to do is go into any NFL locker room and say, I need 11. I need 11 strong men. Put this dress on. I was doing it strictly for you. Don't say anything. They'll know if you talk. Put this wig on. You're her just for Brett. Ain't that a bitch? Brett loves the Big Mike stuff. Brett revels in Big Mike stuff. I find it hysterical. I don't believe it's necessarily true that Michelle Obama is a man, but I find the Internet winning this battle in a funny way. But I don't necessarily believe and occasionally.
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C
Come across someone that actually.
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A
Oh, there are people who are actually think this is one of the biggest cover ups. I root for them to be right because that's funnier than it being wrong. But for the time being, the Big Mike memes, which Brett, by the way, will send you every time he gets one. If he gets one, I get one. It's basically, we might as well have the same phone for a big Mike meme, because that's coming to me. And almost always they're Hilarious. But, yeah, all you had to do was just go into, like, Grambling locker room and say, because those dudes weren't going to make any money, the ladies over there aren't going to make any money. Isn't that right, Brett? Anyway, this guy says, what kind of cries for a man to get in trouble for making a Michael Vick joke? Because he didn't say it was a joke. Grow a pair of nuts, Homeburg, you hack. Grow a spine or get off the radio. Calling a football player tough guy doesn't make you any tougher either. This is the more. This is the morning sickness. Now, no wonder you had to steal radio bits from Q and A. Oh, and a. Opie and Anthony. Old crybaby hack. All right, well, you left your phone number on there. I might call you later. He didn't say it was a joke. If he said it was a joke, it'd be like, poorly timed joke. You love Kyler Murray. I get it. That's cool. You're a big fan of what he did, okay? You have every right to do that. You know how I know you're wrong? You called me names. You're mad about it. You started to resort to personal attacks on me. Yeah, I called him a tough guy because he was trying to be a tough guy. He had his pit bull, he had his Michael Vick jersey, and he was flexing. That's what tough guys do.
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C
I guess if you put it out there and the initial picture and you're saying this is about redemption. I've met Michael Veck, who I liked as a football player. Finally met him, and I. And I truly believe.
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A
Right.
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C
He is not doing that. You know what I say?
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A
What did I say? Explain yourself.
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C
Exactly.
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A
Explain yourself. That's all.
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C
Yeah.
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A
Yeah.
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C
This is what the Morning Post picture up there.
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A
By the way. I've never once listened to Opie and Anthony. I think. I think that they're probably pretty good because I don't know if we stole anything. It was inadvertent. So. Good accusation, but I've. I don't even know how to access the show. And that hasn't been a show for years, has it?
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C
I don't think so.
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Anthony's been off for. Or maybe Opie's been off for ages. Big Mike's double was don't do it. See, he's. He's lost Billy. He said. I thought it was Michael Clark Duncan, but he died last year. No, he died long before that. This one says, keep bumping your gums about the king of the United States and our second first lady. You can end up like those other comedians through the second first lady is not a thing. Though Fernando did put Just kidding at the end of that. Then somebody says, if Carson Palmer's in the ring of Honor, why isn't Edger and James or Emmett Smith. Edger and James is in a Super bowl with the Cardinals. They did as much as him with the cards, which is nothing. Edron James has a better argument than Carson Palmer anyway. Maybe we do. You know what? If you're. We did steal something from Opie and Anthony. It must have been great because those guys were pretty successful. Who's Julio Gomez? I don't know. That's. That's another body double that they're saying. Okay, stop. Stop it. You're done with this. I shouldn't have. I knew what I did. Oh, there he is. Yeah. And to the guy that doesn't like me for the Kyler Murray thing, that is. That does sort of look a little like Michelle about.
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C
Oh, man.
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Kind of. That's not right. But see that. The guy that doesn't like me. Tell me exactly why you're supporting Kyler Murray. I'll hear you out because I don't see it. I do not see it. So tell me while you're calling me names. He calls. His name is go screw. I think he's, you know, he's brave enough to email this thing over, but he's not going to do it on an email with his name or actually sign his old name. He can call me names all he wants. Old crybaby hack. Okay, you're a tough guy too then, because you didn't put your name out and you didn't do anything. She wanted to yell and call people names because you disagree with him. Go ahead, email me. It's holmberg@98kpd.com I would love to hear why you support Kyler Murray for what he did there. Let me know at 7:32. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Bert? I'm still looking at who. I know what you're doing that'll distract you. All right, wake up. So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Get on those bikes, get them ready for the season. And the best place to do that is Action Ride Shop. Best wrenches in town. You need to get that bike tuned up from last season. Or if you need to pick up a new one, they got great deals going on right now. They're all over Instagram with them. So check them out. They got everything you're gonna need. Doesn't matter if you want to hit the trails, you want to hit the canals or just ride around the streets. Get some exercise in bikes for everybody. So actionrideshop.com at two locations. The OG right there on Gilbert Road in Southern, and of course the brand new one up there by the Haas trailhead on Power Road. McDowell it is action right shot Scott Haynes is right. He says don't forget the Cardinals have the problem that one of their ex running backs just got arrested for dog fighting. That's right. LaShawn Johnson got arrested this year for dog fighting and says Kyler is a lot like Nathan Sutherland doing a remake of the Beach Boys song Vegetables after yesterday. That's true. Yeah. If Kyler Murray started to sing or not Kyler Murray, Nathan Sudlin started to sing Vegetables. Or if you dressed as Nathan Sutherland and walked around in the vegetable aisle and like held them passionately and took pictures up on the Instagram. It's funny, you're gonna rub some people the wrong way. If you're Kyler Murray, you're not a comic. That ain't gonna work for you. You don't have that. So yeah, I want to hear from that guy. I really do want to hear from old Go Go Screw. I want to hear from you on why you support that. Give us a call. Why you're okay with it. Yeah, you can call. I'm not gonna go through the phones on that one, but you can. I have an email here. I assume it's a fake one. I'm not going to call you names. That's a loser's. That's a loser's result. You start cussing at somebody or start screaming out you're a jerk or you're this, you're that, you know you're wrong. Why else would you have to personally attack. What do you want? There's a couple of them all right on the list. Sabaton, God, Smack, Rage against a Machine, Hell yeah. Skindred, Electric Call Boy, Pennywise. Of Mice and Men, Soul Fly, Sublime. New Danko Jones got released. Papa Roach. And then we were talking about it earlier. 34 years ago yesterday, the use your illusions got released. Unbelievable. 34 years ago. By the way, J. Todd Himes has a great theory about body doubles for women. He goes, you know, you're right. They would never use women for body doubles. For politicians. I bet you they use trans men. They'd keep it quiet. Well, I'm not gonna stay out of this. Let's just pick a Slide. He went to bed. I wanted to do that again and go at you. Oh, Hunter's right. He emailed. He said, guy, I know the guy that emailed you. He's defending Kyler because he's the mayor of munchkin land. He's protecting his own. I'm like, oh. I say, okay, that makes sense. Thank you, Hunter. Tons of sense on that one. Tons of sense. Yeah. The. Use your illusion. 1 and 2. Did they both come out the same day? Yeah. Yeah. 34 years ago. And I told Brett the story before my friend Brian Rendall and I. And this was my fault. I went to my friend Joe's. We hung out in Joe's basement. And it was Friday, and I had just either heard or read that the new guns was out at midnight and Tower Records was opening up. Better stay open for tomorrow's. I was like, early copy. Walk in the door. Told my musical friend Brian, Brian, new guns is out. And he goes, tonight. I'm like, yes. Hopped right in Brian's car, sped over to the Tower Records. That was on Alma School and Southern. Oh, yeah. Like, there's nobody here. We're first charging the door. All right, you believe it? No lines. And we asked the guy, where's the new guns? He points over to the display. It was LA Guns new album. That was a weak wrong. Plenty available, tons available. And they had some other thing they were doing. But I had heard that the new Guns album was out. Ran to the. We sped to the tower. All the way down Longmore. Just speeding. Get over on Southern, make the right. Flying to all my school through the parking lot of the Black Angus Park. Sideways running in. Gotta beat the, gotta beat the mob. Why is no one here yet? It's 1204. Because it was LA Guns. So it was 34 years and maybe two weeks ago that I was running through a Tower Records parking lot. The new guns is out. The new guns is out. Did you push John Gordon out of the way to get in front of him? John Gordon was working at that tower. Calm down, everybody. There's enough for everyone. Tracy, Guns will meet your needs. Where's the good guns? What are you talking about? This is the good gun. It's LA guns. Right, man? Bitchin', he said.
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I remember it was the midnight release and I was at the zone at the time. We had nothing to do with Guns n Roses as far as playing the music, but there are a couple of people at the. In the sales that went there for the night thing came in.
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It was an awesome album.
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Had to wait, lined up. But I told you guys that. The thing that I saw Yesterday, being the 34th year, they said it released at midnight and by 2:30 already 500,000 copies were sold.
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It's crazy. That's the way it used to work. And November Rain was already all over MTV at that point. And it's. That's my favorite song off of that whole thing. It is such a great song. It's seven minutes, but it's three songs in one. And they get two guitar solos. I remember my dad and I watched that video and he goes, this is one of the best songs I've ever heard in my life. He loved the guitars. And that was how good that album was. It's like, as far as music goes, it's perfect. Toledo get November rain in there. Let's do that. Celebrate 34 years of Guns N Roses. How about that? And 34 years and two weeks of LA Guns release in 19. By the way, what album was that awful album? I don't know. Whatever. What came out in 91. Awful album. I mean, just dreadfully bad. It wasn't like LA Guns were. And we bought it because we didn't. You know, we're like, well, we're here. Oh, so bad. I don't know. Their albums. Do they have multiples? Oh, yeah. I don't know when what was. That's a. That's the re release. Yeah. Like, everybody's glamming for that. Yeah, it wasn't good. Damn. How many albums have these guys put out? I have no idea what this one is. Jesus.
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This is like the same songs on everyone.
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Like 11 or 12 at this point. I'm trying to get to the 90s. All right, here we go. Vicious Circle. I don't know. I don't remember it, to be honest with you. It went away real quick in my car because two weeks later Guns N Roses came out. What was I doing?
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Yeah, it's got to be that one.
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Yeah. I don't know what it was. I have no idea. I don't think it was Vicious Circle. I don't. It doesn't look familiar. Wasn't a live album, I'll tell you that. I'll bet it was this one. Hollywood Vampires. That might be it. I think that is good for a midnight. There's nothing on it. There's literally nothing on it. It was such a bad record. I think that is it. The art looks right on that. I don't know that I want to hear it. Oh, yeah, you do. Come on.
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C
Maybe we'll bring back some fond memories.
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I think that is it. That artwork with the five guys on the front looks right. Oh, I tried to like it too. That was the worst part. We tried to, like, get into it and it was just dreadfully bad. She kisses like a desert flower oh, wow. God. She's well aware of every promise John Gordon is waking up the boner and a disturbance in the falls. I don't. I want to hear any more of that. Literally jogged out of the car to go inside. Man, I can't believe there's nobody. After hearing that, I could see why nobody was there. No one was there. And why was tower records open at midnight? It was one of the releases. They had two or three others, but they were just staying open. I think they were open till midnight anyway. They stayed up until, like, one.
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Well, that was a big way to roll out to the. The midnight release.
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Yeah, terrible. I did one for pearl jam at virgin records when they. When they released yield. And I sat out there as the radio station and we were doing giveaways for. That wasn't even that good of an hour. No, it wasn't good at all. It's really not good. This was, though. And this came out 34 years ago yesterday. November. Rain. Guns n' roses. Use your illusion. 1. And if you put the hits off of both of these albums together, you got a greatest hits. It is unreal. This song is so good. Oh, it's ridiculous. Every bit of it. And hearing it live. When they got back together and I was at that first show in Vegas and they popped this out, place went bananas. There you go. Make you feel a little bit old. Today it's guns n roses. It's 98. Happy anniversary.
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Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio.
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Radio station. You thought that was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Probably while that song was being played live, I was watching Joe Perry mess up another aerosmith song with his project, nine inch nails. Surprised yesterday how many people at the baseball game had nine inch nails concert shirts on? There were an awful lot of nine inch nails kids. Lots of them. It's pretty great. So nice job. I would like to have seen head like a whole life. Pretty hate machine is just phenomenal, said John. Did you guys take your shirts off and start to cry together when la guns played in the car that first night? No, that was mark stabbings and he was crying at a song by poison. I didn't cry for la guns. I cried that we drove down there at midnight to buy that terrible record.
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There's no breakups.
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Somebody said, I've got. He said, I totally understand your stance with Kyler. What he did was stupid and in poor taste and how no one told him it was a bad idea is beyond me. But he claims he did it unknowingly. He doesn't have a history of doing stuff like this, so I'm going to give him this one pass. He apologized. I've seen posts with him and his dogs in the past, and he does seem to love and dote on his dogs. Again. If he'd done anything like this in the past, I'd have some more questions. But let's forgive him because we're 2. 0. You just want this team to lose games. So then Kyle came up with it is a good point. No, no, I give you that. But I would like him to explain it better than I didn't know. He's in leather knee high boots. He's doing a photo shoot. This was all choreographed. Explain yourself. I'll give it to you. The Cardinals need to step up and say, we are not fans of this. And then maybe cut a check to the Humane Society and it goes away. This one says it's Kyle. Also, he says, I like animals more than people. And you know that I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt to Kyler. And a fair punishment would be that he has to publicly burn that Michael Vick jersey and piss it out. I would. I would gladly say fair. That's. That's fine by me. Burn your Vic jersey and piss it out and then it's all is forgiven. Kyler, renounce your love of Michael Vick. That's all. You can still think he's talented. You just can't be a supporter, that's all. Good one, Kyle. I like that. Excellent work. It's time now for Brady to give you the rest of the news that's going on in the world. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends@allproched.com. a lot of you guys have patio TVs. That's a big thing. And you can't watch them in the daytime because of the glare. Yeah, they'll fix that. All Pro Shade puts that together where you can get the glare out and your TV will work perfectly as it was designed to do. It wasn't just for you to sit out there at night. This indoor outdoor weather's coming our way in a little bit and you have that patio TV that gets sun Glare. Brady did it. You got the thing down on yours. Now your TV never has the glass.
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I held off because I'm like, why would I put another TV up?
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Time couldn't see it. Yeah, yeah. Outdoor tv.
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Nice to have at the time. But it wasn't like I'm spending a lot of time.
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You can only watch at night.
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Yep.
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And you go to bed before the sun goes down, so it was pointless at your house. If you want to watch TV on your patio in the daytime, in the pool and a hot tub, whatever, just make it a living space. It's a great thing. All pro shades there to help. Allprochade.com. that's where you go, Brady. Report it.
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C
Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.
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Hello, world.
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Hi.
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Big day today. Happy National Cheeseburger Day was a big day for you.
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All right, now it's just a big observation day. You're on the observation deck, Brady.
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C
There's plenty of deals out there too.
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Are there?
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Like dairy queen. Your DQ rewards members. You get a free double original cheeseburger. McDonald's, you get a double cheeseburger for 50 cents.
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That's pretty good. Let's go for lunch today. All right, Brett, you and I can go. All right. Yeah, go ham on some burgers.
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Wendy's, $0.01 Junior Bacon Cheeseburger. Any app purchase White Castle. You get one free slider using your promo code.
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Let me help you out real quick, Freddie. Just let me just. I know what you want right now and I. I understand because I'm there too. So let me just get down, help you out a little bit. Freddie, with this incredible boner you've got. What you talk about.
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Cheeseburgers.
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Best cheeseburger in town. You want to know it, want to know it, want to know it? Aftermath 16th street in Bethany. It's been voted the best cheeseburger in town. And that's because it is. They've got a single patty for happy hour. That's plenty. The doubles ridiculous. Highly recommend. If you're looking for a top notch cheeseburger at a nice place, that is one I'd go to. I love that place.
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This woman in LA went on TikTok after some jerk cut her off in a bunch of cars in the in and out.
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Mm.
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There was long line there, probably 30 minutes. He said two cars ahead of her and this guy cut in. So it turned out they end up taking his order. But she said to the in and out employee taking orders, did you see that guy cutting for me? I did. And they said they. They have a code that they put in, that they. If someone cut him out, they put on the order home run. And that apparently is a code that they use when someone cuts in front of somebody. So when that person gets up to get their order, they say, we need you to pull aside there and we'll get your order.
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They ice them.
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Yeah.
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They've got a plan. Pretty smooth in and out. Lines are way too long. You got a ridiculous problem. So if you're cutting, if you're willing to wait in that line.
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Get some rage, man.
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You're gonna get. You're making everybody. You're like the Kyler Murray of lines. What a dick.
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C
A couple of basis fun facts. This past Tuesday was Pythagorean triple square day.
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I'm sure that's what it was. It is Pythagorean. He did it. He got it right. It's a theory. Brady did.
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It was 9, 16, 25.
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Huh?
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The square roots of those numbers make up the Pythagorean.
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He's not saying what you're hearing. I bet I'm not the only one hearing that. It's Pythagorean. You're not. You're. You've got. You're a child. Who, me? Yes. You're making me laugh because of how stupid you are. And stop it. So Pythagorean squared theory plus.
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No.
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4 squared plus 5 squared plus was the date.
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How about that? And what's it called again, for Brett's sake?
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C
Pythagorean triple theory.
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Doesn't even come close to what he thinks. You're saying.
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C
You'Re a baby United States military child.
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We work with a child. Brady. Would you have even made it through geometry? Is it geometry? I don't even know. It's trigonometry. I don't know what it is. Math. It's math. Loads of math. I barely made it through that. I wouldn't have made it to that. And it wouldn't be because of the giggles. Would have been. I'd have been frustrated.
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United States military has a maximum height cut off.
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They do.
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C
What's your guess?
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How tall you can be the tallest? You're probably six, four, taller. You can be a little taller than that. Yeah. How tall?
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Six, eight.
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Six, eight. Well, why are they cutting anybody? How many guys are 6? 10? You don't have to cut too many out.
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Right. And I wonder if that went up over the 6, 8.
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He's like a huge target. That's a lot of flesh running through the battlefield. You can't fly planes at 6 8.
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Like how much is it to, you know, create the wardrobe?
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A
You're taking up too much. Oh, what about the beds and boot camp?
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Boots, beds.
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A
That's too much.
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C
Elephants have more genes related to smell than any other animal. They have five times more scent genes than humans and twice as many as dogs.
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A
You got a bigger nose.
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I saw a special where they talk about tracking and the guy, this hunter used elephants in a five mile radius.
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A
Yeah.
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C
And the elephant in a matter of like hours. Wait, Tracked him down by scent. They, they basically use the elephant to see if it was better than dog track.
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How much training goes in to make a dog do that?
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Elephant did it.
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The elephant knew he was tracking the guy.
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The elephant tracked the guy.
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He had to train him to do it though. That's my point.
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Yeah, they did.
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So they are using elephants to track things now.
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C
Yep.
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A
That seems expensive. I think they eat more than a German shepherd. We're not gonna have like canine and elephant cops.
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C
Yeah, they're gonna have a big vehicle that's.
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There's no point to that at all.
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C
They're just doing. To the point of the. Isn't part of tracking remaining stealthy a little bit?
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Not really. When the dogs go after you, they come after.
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When they're tracking, they're, they're pretty silent. When they get on the scent, they start barking. Bloodhounds aren't.
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Yeah, no, they howl the whole time. Dogs can pretty much do whatever they want. Once the dogs are released to find you, you're pretty cooked.
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Holmberg's morning sickness.
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I was on that, that ride along and we had a moment. I had the best ride along of all time. And then when we got done with the car chase and all the, and the hold up hostage situation, get another call right away that some dude had just done something terrible and he was running down the canal. We're in the area, so we. And they, they get the whole thing out. They got the helicopter going over top and then here come the canines and they let him loose. And one of the cops was standing next to me. He goes, this has been the biggest disappointment in my police career. And I'm like, what? And he goes, we never find him with the dogs. Like really? And he goes, no, they have to be like close. And then the dogs get to bite him and he goes. But when we're searching, I get all amped up waiting for them to like just find the dog. Just tearing a dude to bits or something. And he goes. It's just. Do they. They get, they never find them. Really, it was not in this situation. When we're on the trail, when you're tracking the guy and the dog's got to be faster, that's one thing. But when you're just like, he's around here somewhere, because evidently your body, when you're nervous and you're running, shoots out pheromones. And the dogs pick up that before anything else.
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C
According to a new report, women say they need a girl's night every 22 days. Like lesbians, 78 of women agree that girls nights are vital to feeling recharged. Not just as a nice to have bonus.
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A
Most husbands say they need a girl's night every 22 days. Well, not with their wives.
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C
I know more than.
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A
Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, if we had it, the druthers would be much more than once a month.
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80% say wine is the drink of choice for the ultimate girls night.
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Ostenos. Yeah, exactly. That's why they're in existence.
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C
But as for the food, they said 31 prefer the classic charcuterie.
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A
I was just gonna say that same thing.
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C
Well, that's what they. That's not majority.
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They try so hard to be unique all the time. And all of them do the exact same things. Look no further than a wedding. They'll dress the same at a wedding. They'll have the same 12 by 12 dance floor. Every wedding looks exactly alike. And they call it their unique day.
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C
62% of women say they'd even choose a girl's night over a romantic dinner with their partner, mainly for the conversation.
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A
Same with us.
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C
Ouch.
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A
Yeah. Yeah. I'd much rather sit around with three. Welcome to our world, baby. Need to get away from you. You have no idea how often I wish you had girls night. You should try it once a week.
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C
AT&T is currently testing an AI receptionist which can answer your calls and block spam. The main element is screen the screening process to determine if calls are legitimate or spam. And it won't just give you information on the number can actually answer. Ask questions to figure out if the caller is human or a bot.
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Oh, my God.
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C
And how urgent the call is based on the criteria they provide.
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A
I have been foiled. Goodbye. Beep bop boop.
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The AI receptionist will say, who may I say is calling? Or what is this in regard to? Oh, if the caller checks the right boxes, the call is passed through to you. If it fails, the system will hang up or take a message.
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A
That's just your voicemail.
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C
The downside is that you may be forced to interact with The AI receptionist, while trying to.
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A
You're trying to hit on your reception, call a friend.
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C
Downside to set it up.
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A
What. What.
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They'Re saying. Basically, you're forced to interact with the AI receptionist on saying, oh, when you call.
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A
I see.
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C
While you're trying to call a friend, that's fine. But there would be a way for the friend.
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Jesus, I need this for Doug Hopkins. If I have a. If I have an assistant answering the phone all the time, I would train my AI receptionist to say, I'm sorry. Mr. Holmberg doesn't accept calls from bots. God damn it. On the other line, it's all you'd hear.
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Give me.
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A
Give me a script.
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C
We'll revive the AI today.
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A
I'll get you.
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C
I'll get you.
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A
It would answer my.
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C
Says that there's no him.
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A
No reason to call me ever. Text me. Text me first. I got to call you. Doug. Doug does it four times a day here.
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C
I would be Doug.
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A
You know how that would start with that? Doug, text John before you call. He doesn't have a ringer. Everybody's got a ringer. He doesn't. He turned it off. I never know when my phone's ringing.
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C
It will roll out this year and as a test for select AT and T customers.
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Yeah, I like it. Isn't it just extreme voicemail?
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C
No.
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Yes, it is extreme, extreme voice. It's just don't answer your phone and then if they leave a message, call them back on your own. It's the same thing.
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C
Well, I'm hoping that then, yeah. Does it cut down on the amount of calls? You still have to say, but you don't know. I don't think any.
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A
No cutting down. Robots don't leave messages. So you're off. Like your voicemail does all that already.
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C
There's this dude in Florida named Larry Rada Jr. He was spotted speeding last Saturday afternoon. When a deputy tried to stop him, he spun his car in a full circle around the cop car and sped off. Police opted not to pursue him for safety reasons. Larry later crashed with three kids inside, and then he escaped with them by hurling them over a six foot fence and then jumping over himself.
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Well, kids are.
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That's according to the report.
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Wow. They'll bounce back.
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All three children were taken to the hospital, checked out, and released. Larry was later booked on three counts of child neglect.
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Yeah. And child chucking. Guilty of child chucking.
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C
You said chucking, right?
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Yeah. This guy said. The next update for the Apple Phone has the phone answering service that will filter your calls. For you. And AI sounds like a real person and asks questions about what you want and then decides for you if the call will go through to you.
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C
Nice.
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So it picks up before it even rings. Isn't that just kind of the cowards hoa of phones where you're afraid to tell your neighbor's yard looks like crap, so you hire people to do it? Isn't it just. Shouldn't you just answer your phone and go, hi, what's this about?
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C
Well, that could be a good thing. It could stop some of the predatory.
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A
Huh?
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C
They answer the call, the older people.
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Yeah, that's true, I guess, for old people. But are they getting new iPhones? No, the people who. Yeah, the people who can't do.
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C
Yeah, they probably, but they should now they have that service.
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A
Yeah.
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C
Seeing my stepdad try and navigate a smartphone is priceless.
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A
He's got a flip phone. Yeah, it's not fun to watch old people push the screen. It's.
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C
Two flying cars collided midair on Tuesday while rehearsing for an air show in China.
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You don't have flight.
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Both pilots are. Okay. Okay. It's basically more of a, like, helio car.
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Oh. Oh. It's just they got the props.
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C
The props, almost like the flying drones where you can sit in. They collided.
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That's gonna happen.
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C
Guys survived, but the news outlets are calling it the first flying car crash.
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Yeah, well, we're gonna have plenty of them.
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C
Never forget number one.
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Never forget the very first person killed by an automobile got hit going seven and a half miles an hour. Killed her. Oh, there you go. So there's going to be some problems going in now. I think we can probably take a hit from a car about 15 before we're severely injured. That's just resilience, the human strength.
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C
I got two radio videos.
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A
Okay, hang on.
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C
I'm behind. First one you'll like, especially after having a little breakfast.
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A
Oh, boy. It's.
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C
It's not deformity.
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I can say that he's got.
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C
He got away from it. He's gotten off that jag.
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Justin has emailed and said, I have a Pixel phone and Google phone screener came with it five years ago. Pop. Pop seems to be a little behind the times on this one. I give it to Pop up on this one. I haven't ever heard of it.
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C
Yeah, me either.
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A
And especially if you make green texts, I don't want to hear about your phone.
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C
Also, you and Marcus are friends because Marcus says the same.
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A
Yeah, Marcus says his name. We had that 10 years ago.
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B
Right.
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A
But Guess what? You make green text so no one listens to you.
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C
Well, it's got to be a little more advanced too.
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A
Maybe if they're saying not listening to them, they make green texts, they ruin everything. The other day, Doug Hopkins sent a thing over of a father crying about his son's accomplishments. And of course, my natural reaction was to text back the homo F word just because it was hilarious, but I instead wrote tag. And because someone on the thread makes green texts, you can't fix it. Ah, so you had to. No, I just wrote it again. Just doubled it up because it's amongst friends. So it was hilarious. And one of them is, where's the poor people on your list that has green phone? It was. It was one of Doug's buddies. I know him. He's a nice guy, but he's got.
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C
Doug, and Doug doesn't, you know, shame him into getting a real.
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A
I don't know if they, like, work together. If they just work together.
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C
We got a chick at a dumpster getting a little lunch.
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A
She's dumpster diving for food. White folks. Oh, no, she's a. Oh, God. She opened up the garbage can, and it's filled with liquid. And it's at a restaurant. It's in a dumpster at a restaurant. And she's pulled out all the liquid that hit the bottom of the trash. She opened up, and she just puts her mouth under it, and it leaks into her mouth, and then she pulls wads of thrown out spaghetti clam languini that was left over. My Lord. Oh, my God. When she pokes a hole. You know, when you have. Oh, and restaurants, too, restaurant trash bags are always filled with liquid at the bottom, and they're like, everything.
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C
Covid came for her, and she said, whatever that got me.
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A
Hold my bear.
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C
Yeah.
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A
What's Covid? Oh, it's a. Watch this. I have to stay six feet away. I'm not catching anything. Oh, my Lord. Yeah, she's immune to all of it.
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C
Next one I call scooter bowling. Okay, this guy on a scooter gets hit by a car, but you'll see what happens.
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A
Oh, then he goes flying and knocks down the spare. He flies off his scooter after he gets hit by a car and picks up the 7 10. Scooter split as he flies through the air and lands on other scooters. And those dudes had no chance. And that might have saved his life or killed the other two guys, actually.
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C
Yeah, you might be right.
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Little cushion to the first.
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C
Definitely the second one caught. Yeah. Brunt.
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Everybody's got broken bones, but I would assume no one's dead, which I guess is a plus. And Toledo's most recent destination for vacation, where flying Thailanders go over their scooters and hit other dudes on scooters.
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C
When you going back? I think we're doing Europe next, so.
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A
Asia will be a while before we. You know your country is in trouble when you drive to work and you have to dodge more than two scooters on your way in. Yeah, if I went to work today and there were more.
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C
A thousand every day.
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A
Well, thousands. Look, we're way past. I'm saying two is the baseline for what's happened to my country. And you think lane splitting is new here? It's not new there of lanes. I've watched them drive.
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C
They do, but they're all over the place. More of a suggestion than a rule.
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A
Please. If rush hour in Bangkok is all scooters. If right now independent. Not two scooters riding along together being jackasses, I count that as one scooter siding. But if you drive down 52nd street and go, goddamn scooter. And then you make a left a little later and it's McDowell and there's a second scooter. Jesus Christ, another scooter. Our country's in trouble. Time to move. It's happening. It's happening here. Too many scooters makes for a terrible country. We are a non scooter nation. We are first world. It gets low level. Second world. The more scooters you see, the closer you are to third world. Scooters are the precursor for economic problems.
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C
We are adding one to the mix.
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A
A scooter.
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C
Ronnie's aunt who passed away in December.
- [115:53]
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She'S got one of those at a Vespa. Those are those Italian bougie, A to B.
- [115:57]
C
So it's.
- [115:58]
A
But again, it's coming. It's got that cool little front end. And people in Italy. Are you giving that to Kirby Brady? Those aren't scooters.
- [116:05]
C
Vespa rider.
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A
Those aren't scooters. They're low. They're low level motorcycles. Now if there's like 30 of them and nobody knows each other, our country's in trouble. And they all got the same haircut. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's. That goes without saying. Yeah. Okay. That's the other thing. If America all of a sudden has nothing but bowl cuts and we're riding around in scooters. Yes. We're out of money. That's a sign. We don't even have scooter sales. Like, there's no lot full of. I can't imagine where Toledo Vacations there. You can't go down any streets without, like, one Tex Earnhardt of scooters. Absolutely. Come on down. Scooter nation for you. Never saw a dealership, but they're everywhere. Yeah, I mean, they got to get them somewhere. Here's another thing. Your country's about to collapse if you see a scooter with more than one person on it.
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C
Oh, I thought you were gonna say tuk tuks.
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A
I've already hung myself. Yeah, that's already done. You don't even need the scooters. If you see a tuk tuk. If you see a theory is right. If you see multiple tuk tuks in a day, Jesus is here. Tomorrow it's over. That's the end of that. All right, Go right ahead. All right, start off with a little public transportation warning. Keep your arms in the windows at all times. Oh, God. No. It's got his arm out of a bus.
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C
Oh, it opened up.
- [117:28]
A
Oh, it opened up. It broke it in half. Oh, my God. His forearm. From the three quarters mark right above. Right below the elbow. It is just mangled by whatever post. That driver nearly.
- [117:40]
C
He handled it pretty well.
- [117:41]
A
Oh, if his elbow got hit. That thing's got no mirrors. That. That was within an inch of the side of the bus. And here's your average de. Gloved crank. Oh, God.
- [117:51]
C
What?
- [117:51]
A
His penis has no skin on it. The skin is off and there's. Oh. Oh, my God. Brett, I need an explanation. This guy's testing. I don't have one. The skin on his penis is missing completely.
- [118:04]
C
Mountain biking accident?
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A
No.
- [118:08]
C
Or is it something that ate the flesh away?
- [118:10]
A
That's too clean.
- [118:11]
C
Did they just take off his testes?
- [118:13]
A
I think they had to cut those off. Right. Or is this a sex change operation?
- [118:18]
C
Yeah, I think it is.
- [118:21]
A
This might be. Well, no, because they turn the balls inside out, and they're just. They're sewing this up. I've watched the sex change operation online, and it is a full inversion.
- [118:30]
C
Sorry to disappoint, Brady, but I think.
- [118:32]
A
That'S a full removal from.
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C
From taint.
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A
Ripping from hole to ball. Wow. They have got an awful lot of skin laying where skin shouldn't be. There you go. Okay, now they're just. What do they do? Where do they. What do you get? You graft it from your thigh. Where did his balls go? Well, they just cut it off, Right?
- [118:49]
C
So they're putting that on the shaft or what?
- [118:51]
A
I Need. Oh, they're burying it. There's a cavern of ball skin this guy's fingers are in. That's how they're gonna.
- [118:59]
C
That's how they're gonna let it heal.
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A
Oh, my God. Looks like. Oh, it looks like a sausage. Don't laugh, doctors. Oh, my God. What are we looking at here? Now they're just turning the penis upside down with. No again. Skinless penis. Delicious and available at the Alaskan Fish Company. Oh, God. What's the. There's a giant hole where his sack used to be. Okay, that's enough. How much longer does this video go on? That's why I'm skipping forward. It's like a five minute video. I think we're getting to the end here. Are they getting the skin back together on that thing? It looks like they're doing a pretty good job. Oh, that. Can you imagine the Rick Brady. You know, your surgery scar hurts. Imagine having your.
- [119:43]
C
That's footage from my surgery together.
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A
When they're sewing it in a pouch so it grows skinny. And then they're going to open it up like. Like a butterfly in a cocoon. Oh, Lord. Oh, and there it is. All right, split up the mountain. Unfortunately, those doctors wasted a lot of time because that guy's gonna go home immediately and kill himself. There's no way. It's got a shunt in it. And. Oh. Oh, I would. Patel did a great job. Dr. Patel did a very nice job, but he already had a small one, so it was, like, almost embarrassing to show a doctor. I hope he added to it. How do you lose the skin on your wiener? How does that not have a story attached to. All right, my head.
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C
Doctor.
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A
Here's a girl with a hot dog and a guy is putting a condiment on it through his pee pee. It's a mustard and ketchup and man juice. And she's eating it. She took a big bite of that hot dog. Very tasty. No reason for that. But it was funny. All right. Oh, Jesus. He's not done yet. All right, here we go. I'll take this. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, is that a fat man? Yeah. On another skinny man. This is a gigantic fat Ralphie May sized man.
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C
It's gotta be a.
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A
God. I've never seen this before. This is a new one for me. This is always. This is a giant fat man's anus.
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B
Oh, please.
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A
This video. Oh, good. I thought something was coming out. No, no, no, no. I've never seen a fat. A gigantic fat Ralphie gay on top of a twink but that was close. And here's something you don't see every day. There's a guy with a. What is that? There's two people in. Oh, wow. Okay, I see what's going on. He's got a strap on off his bottom, and he's sitting in between two girls and he's going forward with his God given one. And then his plastic one is on his back and there's a girl using that. I don't know what position this is, but it's. It's in Russia. Yeah. Seems like everybody's happy.
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C
Do.
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A
That's right. And then George Jefferson shoots into the thing for no reason. And then we'll just end. There's more. Yeah, we'll just end with. That was more educational than it was. That was pretty good, Brett. So you learned something new on this show. All right. And then here's a lady with her knees up by her ears and somebody's peeing into a cup. And now peeing into her bodily. It's in a funnel, actually. Oh, it's in a funnel. She's drinking it and this guy's peeing on her. Her genitals. And then back in the cup, which is a funnel going into her mouth. That's a lot of urine. This guy drink a lot of water. Now he's on her face. This is a lot. This is an awful lot to guess.
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C
He couldn't find a.
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A
She finished off. The whole funnel is dry. She drank it all. Good for her.
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C
Drain up.
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A
That is. Wow. Fantastic. I'm still angry at people who make green texts than any of those people I just saw. Well, there you go. That's your world in a nutshell. On September 18, 2025, that's your world. We call it the Brady Report. It's 98 Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you people? Everybody's going nuts over the new Limp Bizkit. I like it, but I feel like it's a Limp Bizkit song. That would have been just like Larry. Larry thinks it's spectacular. I really like it. I like Biscuit. So, you know, I don't mind it. I just don't see the. Like, he thinks it's one of the best songs they've ever done. Like, I don't see that. I like that one. I think Take a Look around is awesome. A couple of them, anyway. I like that one because of the addition of the mission Impossible thing. I think that's.
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C
How many times have you heard it, Brett?
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A
Four? Five? Yeah. Yeah.
- [123:42]
C
I'm only like 2 in.
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A
It burns probably pretty fast, but other than that.
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C
But I like biscuit as well, but. So Larry's must have logged on to it.
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A
Yeah, no, he likes. Well, Larry likes. He'll. He can. He has the ability to listen to something over and over and over. Well, and he heard it way before we did, too. Record label stuff. I have to say that I do believe I've often said, I think the simulation is completely broken. It's completely shattered. Like the computers are just. Things are spitting out into the ether into the public eye. And it's like, well, look, this is not a thing that's ever happened before. This is a serious news story of a lady who's warning people. And the news is like, yeah, this is true. Her warning is beware of free sperm on Facebook. Yeah, I've been pretty much always been pre warned about sperm that I didn't pay for. Says mom who got baby using free sperm off of Facebook. Explains why she'd never do it again.
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C
Live and learn.
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A
Well, that's right, Brady. More and more women are moving away from traditional routes when it comes to having children. Remember the old traditional way of having children where you liked a guy and guy liked you and you ended up getting married and you made babies and you did it through. What is that called? Sex. You had sex with your wife or a girlfriend and you made a kid. That's the traditional route. Ladies are tired of that old chestnut, so they turned to ivf, which is hard. Artificial insemination is very expensive. And then Facebook came along and dudes are like, I'll give you my. In a cup. Well, this lady named Laura Coldman and that her last name, Coldman is not just a last name. It's the way men feel about her as well. But desperate to give her a son, a sibling, and she became single in August of 2018. And after exploring different routes which never included a new relationship, she stumbled across a Facebook group where a man offered to donate her sperm for free. Now, I think we've all been on Facebook and inadvertently offered our sperm to somebody for less than cost. But it's called. It's called sex. It's called, I'm hitting on you. I'm trying to have sex with you on a trail. This sperm donor came highly recommended. So she did some research. She thought things were off when she visited him at his house and she had to stay in a waiting room. And then 20 minutes later, he came out with a cup of his own. It wasn't like, prepackaged. He had to go make some. You got it fresh. Well, yeah, exactly. What do you expect?
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C
It's farm to table.
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A
That's exactly right. I think that's what that's called. I think it's called the table. But yeah. Over seven months, she had received three more samples to make sure that the donor and her were fine. And eventually she got pregnant. She gave birth to a boy she named Calumnies. And she's issuing a warning. Now, who are women who are considering going down the same route. I don't know how many women she's talking to, but your parents should have issued this warning to you a long time ago. If anyone tries to give you a cup of their, say no and never pay for it and never take it for free. That's something.
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C
That's.
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A
Yeah, that's. Don't forget about Russell from Vegas. $250,000. You know, that's top notch sperm. You gotta look into that. And if you saw pictures of Russell like I saw from my friend Erica, who. That's designer, dude. This dude was like. I considered it. Maybe if I drank some, I would be in better shape. I think game Day Men's Health should sell some of Russell's stuff. But she said. At first I thought the Facebook group was a joke. She said, but the more I studied the page, the more I warmed up to it. Pun. The donor messaged me pretty much right away, offering his services. I asked around in a different private group to make sure he was legitimate. Who do you ask?
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C
Hey, you got any testimony?
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A
Yeah, this guy's got, like, endorsers. How's this guy Seed? Yeah, and it's free, so nobody's making money. It's even weirder. So she says. I. He came highly recommended, so to speak. Six months later, I went to his house and got the donation. He didn't say two words to me, but he knew I was desperate to be a mom and I was under the same umbrella. So I pushed hard. Laura revealed that she essentially had no contact from her since Calum's birth. And then she started to notice that Calum, the boy, what came from free sperm is having sort of neurodivergent traits, a lot of verbal issues, and he has a lack of awareness of danger. So he's not exactly 100% there.
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C
How old is the kid?
- [128:13]
A
Shocking. He's like 3 or 4, but still he's got, you know, he's got. Don't touch the hot stove. Okay, I told you once, don't touch the hot. He's touched it eight times.
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C
So question though. The guy donating free sperm, isn't he on the line? Even if you had.
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A
See, that's what I was thinking.
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C
Because she could go back to him.
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A
And try to get some money.
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C
Yeah, because that guy, that was a legit donor from Sweden or somewhere. He had all those children he started to get.
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A
Well, he had like 250 of them. And then people started to hit him up for child support. I don't know how you do that, but again. And by the way, ladies, for anyone interested, sperm's always free. I hate to break it to you, but if you just go out to Scottsdale on a Saturday and you really don't care who the dad is, sperm's always free. So if you're ovulating and you're ready. Yeah. You get what you pay for. Exactly. That's. What do they call that? Fire beware. You know, I mean, that's on her. Hey, I'm not gonna charge you for this one. It's like, well, if the baby comes out R word, then it's on you. That's your fault. And maybe it isn't the sperm donors, X or Y that made this thing a mess. It might have been you that made it neurodivergent. You're a train wreck. Yes. Just because your first kid came out okay, second one coming out dopey, might have been a rough car ride. You might have gone four wheeling when you were.
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C
All you can do is give them a one star review. That's exactly averages in with everything else.
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A
And you put your review and you said the price was right, the service was exemplary, but the results weren't up to par. I guess Brett's right. Buyer be aware, you get what you pay for. If you're looking for a cup of always pay a price. Free is, it's, you know, it's too good to be true. But I'll tell you right now, even in this building, right now, the right person walks in, sperm is free. I would offer my sperm for free. If Dua Lipa walked in and she said, I want to have a baby. I can't imagine anybody like Mike. Abed's not gonna come out. I'd help you do it, but I'm gonna have to charge you. I'll do it for free. Dua. I'll take the free guy. But you're out. Why?
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C
You can't. You're, you're.
- [130:25]
A
Oh, currently she don't know that. She don't know that. I'll do a DIY reversal.
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C
Okay, there we go.
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A
In hand. I. I'll tell you what. She gets my nethers cooking so much that I guarantee you that my vasectomy would be like, what's happening? And it would go into retro mode and just produce three good ones.
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C
Here's a gonad.
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A
Yeah, it just pukes out. I would actually. That's what I would do. That's what would hit her in the face like an olive. What was that? I think I just. That's my whole nut. I'd give it to Margot. Margo. You don't know Dr. Lynn. She don't know what's going on. Exactly.
- [131:00]
C
I got grifted.
- [131:01]
A
That didn't work on its rough fault. Get what you pay for. You gave me that sperm for free. Yeah, I know. I thought I still had some left. My bad. You used me. Yeah.
- [131:13]
C
This is the 21st time.
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A
Look, doll face, nothing out of your pocket. Nothing out of mine. We're both scot free. Let's keep walking. Sperm's always free, ladies. Go. Tuts. You just got to ask the right people. People will get. Do the. It would take my guess what would be 11 minutes if a girl went into a bar at night and said, I want to get pregnant. I'm not going to hold you accountable financially. I need some free sperm. How many hands would go up at Bottled Blonde? Like, oh, I'll do that.
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C
Wait a minute.
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A
Go to ASU. What's that bar that they serve all the 12 year olds over there? Tempe Tavern. Yeah, the Tempe Tavern. Go in there and just go, I need some free sperm. Hands up. Anybody you can go to, anyone there's free sperm. If sperm was costly, I've thrown out millions of dollars. Tissues, towels, carpets, me. Just think of the tube socks. How much in tube socks you've thrown away. If sperm had financial value, meth heads would be pulling up plumbing. They're just going after copper wires. But sperm is always free, so I didn't know we needed to have that headline. British mom warned other women not to get free sperm. Yeah, who didn't know that.
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C
Taverns open at 10:00am?
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A
All right, well, there's loads of free sperm in there. Free sperm walking at your office like, excuse me, Davey. What is it? I'm busy. Could I have some of your sperm? Hold on.
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B
Yep.
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A
All right, let's go do this all. That's a phrase that pays in every building and everywhere. The only thing a guy's gonna do is like, am I being set up? That's the only thing we're thinking. I'm gonna give it to you. But, like, what are the. Like, what's the repercussions here?
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C
Because it seems someone came in. They're like, I want a baby. Can I get.
- [133:02]
A
I would like to have a baby. Would you give me some free sperm? If I don't have to pay for it, I'm not helping. Get some papers on that. Do you want it in you. You want a cup? What do you want me to do? Just a cup is good. All right. Cool to go.
- [133:15]
C
Becomes the trend now. Yeah, now bars have a cup dispenser.
- [133:19]
A
Yeah. Here's your cup. That lady needs some free sperm. Yeah, I'll do that.
- [133:23]
C
I got a yeti on me.
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A
Yeah, Yeah. I got a hold on a yeti. I need one of those ranch cups for wings. That's. That was the worst part. When did you do that? When the got your vasectomy and they gave you that cup to go take back after 30 days. The cup is like 33 ounces. I know you feel guilty. It's like, I can't fill that. Fill it. I couldn't get to the first line.
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C
We supposed to put all 31 times in there and then hand it out?
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That's what I was wondering. I'm like, am I supposed to. Like they said, just give me a sample. This cup. I couldn't finish this. If it was a drink, I'd have to take some time with it. You want me to. You think I got. I would drop dead of dehydration if I filled this. Hi, John. Hi. How are you? I'm the new girl in accounting. Yeah, yeah. Can I borrow some of your sperm? I can't pay you. Yeah, don't worry about it. Let's go do this. This is easy. I do this all the time. I was going to do it at lunch. There you go. I was going to do it at lunch and just flush it. This is better. This is like. I think you're like Greta Thunberg. We're not wasting anything. Yeah, but just a quick warning. If you haven't met a guy and he's giving you free sperm, probably not the best father figure. I don't know. I'm not an expert, but dude had a waiting room. Yeah.
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C
Nice.
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A
He'll be right back. Give me 20. You've got flapjacks? I was expecting better cans off to imagine something else. He just goes in another room, fills up, comes back. Oh, it's Warm. Oh, the oven.
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C
I'm picturing him staring through a two way mirror as they're in the waiting room.
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A
Why isn't he charging? Was this playing in the waiting room too? Hi, welcome to Free Sperm uk. My name's Trevor. What would you like? Sperm, please. Well, that's what I thought. That's the only thing we serve here. All right, I'll go do this. Do you have your own cup or you need me to get a cup? I'll give you a cup for free as well. You're full service, Trevor, Right? Just sit here. Sit tight, love. I'll be right back. Oh, this is an appropriate waiting room song. I like this. I wonder how long it's gonna take to make sperm. I'll wait until he's done. That's all I wanted. Trevor, is that you? Yeah, like sing to George Michael while I'm doing the wank.
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B
That's fine.
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C
Could you be quiet, please?
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A
Quiet down. I hate when a woman speaks. It throws off the whole operation. You get some tainted sperm. Come on. I warned you about the talking. I basically have to start over. Pipe down in there. Do you mind picking up that pencil? This one? Yeah, that's right. Oh, are you done? No, it's just getting to the chorus.
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C
Hands are the cup. Thanks for stopping by. Shag daddy.
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A
There you go. Appreciate it. Here's a coupon for your next load. Oh, I came in. You just hear the door tring. Oh, you've just finished up. I hear the spur music, son. Yeah, love. You gotta give me a little time. It's called the refractory period. I've gotta recover. Can't give you a baby dose right now. I gotta come back in 30.
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C
A couple get kicked out every now and then just wouldn't shut up.
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A
This is such a good song. All right. Welcome to Trevor's. Look, I just dropped two batches. Oh, you're gonna have to come back tomorrow. Jeopardy's on in 10. I'm just gonna relax now. WOMAN WARNS OTHERS OF FREE SPERM Stop it, Earth. Anyway, thought I'd throw that out at you if you were on your way to get your free sperm. Maybe you have second thoughts. Dale Hellistray is going to join us in just moments. Let's grab Dale and get it going. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
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B
What the hell is wrong with you?
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C
Those phones on?
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B
Jesus.
- [137:38]
A
Quiet down. Here's me. I see good stuff right there. Jeez Dale hall straight joins us once again to complain about the last song it was on. Because it wasn't our word country and we already get it. Dale, that's enough. Dale. Hell astray three times. Hold on.
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B
I gotta do your right after this. I just wanna know if I walked in on Aesop's Fables.
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A
Okay. You just looked that up?
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B
No, because I listened on the way over here.
- [138:05]
A
Yeah.
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B
And I'm hearing three of the ugliest people that I've ever seen in my life.
- [138:09]
A
That's not true.
- [138:09]
B
Talk about somebody actually wanting their sperm. Sperm is free.
- [138:14]
A
It's a true story.
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B
That's not a true story.
- [138:17]
A
He just doesn't understand because no one's ever asked for his sperm.
- [138:20]
B
There's nobody, no woman alive who would want. What are your three sperm? You're short and heavy, you're ugly as sin and you're narcissistic. Why is he a narcissistic? What do you call girls? Toots or.
- [138:36]
A
Oh, he's a misogynist. Narcissistic. You're really selling your sperm? Yeah, I was gonna say your sperm is brain dead.
- [138:44]
B
65270.
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A
With looks at a person and barely knows any words. Fear of fire.
- [138:50]
B
The market would be on fire.
- [138:54]
A
Let's set it up. We'll do a taste test like the Pepsi Challenge and see whose sperms is the best. As you're still active.
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B
Very much so.
- [139:01]
A
Is that true you didn't get a vasectomy?
- [139:02]
B
No, I have not.
- [139:03]
A
No kidding. Okay.
- [139:04]
B
My wife had a hysterectomy.
- [139:06]
A
Oh, that's a good woman. Yeah. Get her through it. All right. That's nice. Yeah. So. But look, seriously, if there was a sperm off in this room.
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B
Yeah.
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A
You're coming in fourth behind one kidney head like this dude is barely alive.
- [139:21]
B
Honestly. And you know this in your heart and in your mind, it go me.
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A
No way.
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B
Brett's the second best looking man.
- [139:29]
A
I agree that Brett's a handsome man.
- [139:30]
B
But there is no way you got a little lead over Brady only cause he has the one kidney.
- [139:36]
A
Please. Articulate, brilliant, ugly. So what so are you. We're not dealing with good luck. You're ugliest sin. You know, it's. If it came down to it, if we had a contest of whose sperm for free. In a contest, if we give a caller a choice. Whose sperm would you like to go along with a concert? Your third?
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B
Yes. No, no, no.
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A
Your third. If it's okay, if it's just for physical traits.
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B
Yes.
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A
Third.
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B
Third.
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A
Six, two, six, three. Good Good pooch.
- [140:07]
B
Got a pooch.
- [140:07]
A
Well, you don't. The baby doesn't pick that up. That's whoever raises it.
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B
Non athletic.
- [140:13]
A
Okay. He's athletic enough.
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C
For what?
- [140:16]
B
Stuff to play pickleball. At 50 years old, he's got.
- [140:19]
A
Well, the baby's not gonna pick up his 50 year old traits. Like growing up Brett could play some ball. He's. You're not. You're not totally uncoordinated, right? I don't know if you're athletic to a certain degree, but you mountain bike everything else. I've seen him do stuff.
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B
You ride a bike.
- [140:32]
A
That's athleticism. Please. The way we go out and mountain bike together.
- [140:36]
B
Dale, my five year old grandson.
- [140:38]
A
Yeah. Let's go out and mountain bike. Let's go ride. Let's go ride.
- [140:40]
B
How old are you?
- [140:41]
A
52.
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B
Okay, at 52, I'd have taken you on.
- [140:44]
A
Well, you're talking right now. We're talking also back in the day.
- [140:49]
B
You finally got fired.
- [140:50]
A
Yeah, I know. It's good stuff. I like what you did. Here's the fun thing about your contest. Yeah. Is that I know for a fact that without. We would have.
- [140:58]
B
It would.
- [140:58]
A
No steroids, no artificial enhancements. Yeah. Your erection has to be natural. You're out. You're out. Brady's out. And he's got an excuse. How does steroids mean Steroids meaning Viagra. Like you can't artificially.
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B
Never. Never even.
- [141:13]
A
Right. You don't even know if it works.
- [141:14]
B
I'm not down at Dave's place getting shots like somebody in this room was. Will remain nameless.
- [141:19]
A
I wasn't getting shots. Not for Ed.
- [141:24]
B
I don't know what you're getting shots for, John.
- [141:26]
A
Yeah. I went down to Dave's place years ago. Yeah, that's a long time ago.
- [141:29]
B
All right. Do my introduction.
- [141:30]
A
No, no, no. And. And also I'll show. I'll prove it to you. I can get a good heart on right now.
- [141:35]
B
Seriously, I need the best looking girl that listens to you. God forbid that.
- [141:42]
A
Well, you're selling yourself, Dale. You're selling it. But you. You. If it's just physical traits.
- [141:47]
C
We did that for the Father's Day thing. And the one feedback.
- [141:50]
A
Yeah. Oh, yeah. The one girl said you were in dead last. The girl that came in and you said she wasn't attracted.
- [141:54]
B
Well, that's because she was with the ALS guy.
- [141:57]
A
Yeah. Humdinger was not her boyfriend. It was a.
- [142:00]
B
No.
- [142:00]
A
He had als for God's sakes. You don't call that doctors don't call that humdinger disease.
- [142:05]
C
Humdinger. I'm sorry.
- [142:08]
A
Second, if it's just physical traits, Brett, me, you, maybe Brady, Lumpy, six feet. My feet are growing. We'll get into that in a minute.
- [142:21]
B
So are your ears.
- [142:22]
A
I know. That's good. Something's not right. I have huge ears.
- [142:26]
B
I know. And I got small ears.
- [142:27]
A
No, I know. And you can't hear words. And that's why you said Brett is a misogynistic narcissist. Yeah, I know. He made up words. Not a narcissist. You don't even know what it means. So.
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B
I know.
- [142:38]
A
If we're talking about a woman who it didn't. If we're talking. We're talking about a woman who wants a real like a chance to have a functioning member of society. It isn't you. Your broken down mess.
- [142:53]
B
I'm 63. Brett just said we're not going at 63. Would you like to have a 6 foot 4, 220 pound high school senior who's a really great athlete and looks good?
- [143:05]
A
No. When did that.
- [143:07]
C
I got the athlete part.
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A
He's got. He's got one game.
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B
Yeah, I've got two games.
- [143:13]
A
Basketball. You were never good at basketball. And when the 70s, there were four black guys in the whole state.
- [143:20]
B
We played with the. With the little oak and bucket.
- [143:23]
A
Yeah, you played with an oak and bucket. And everybody played against had a cowboy hat and spurs. This place wasn't even a city in the 70s.
- [143:28]
C
Tying up the Chuck Taylors.
- [143:30]
A
You didn't. Yeah, you were chucks. The two black tell the story about when they finally went to the real all stars. You were the only white kid there.
- [143:37]
B
Right?
- [143:37]
A
Right.
- [143:38]
B
Say, does that say something?
- [143:39]
A
Yeah. And you never played because they were like, oh, this is what good best was.
- [143:42]
B
You're around to see it. Shut up.
- [143:46]
A
You told me the story. I did.
- [143:47]
B
I was the only white guy on the bench.
- [143:49]
A
They called you 12, didn't they? That was your nickname because you were the last guy on the bench.
- [143:52]
B
I'm sure they call me a lot of things, but remember back in 1980, they picked 12 dudes from the state of Arizona to play in a national basketball tournament. I was one of them.
- [144:01]
A
Them. Right.
- [144:02]
B
And when I walked into the gym, I was only a white guy.
- [144:05]
A
That's right.
- [144:05]
B
There were three black coaches.
- [144:07]
A
And then somebody said, there's been a mistake.
- [144:10]
B
We're going away for two weeks.
- [144:11]
A
And I'm like, oh, you know what it was? I haven't. I. I figured it out on paper. They saw that there Was a kid at Saro named Dale Hell. But there was a little piece of dirt on the page. So they said somebody at Saro's named D ale Hellester, they thought it was an apostrophe. And they called you up and you showed up. They just saw 6, 5, 208 or whatever you were. Probably the two weeks end up being a blast.
- [144:34]
C
Right?
- [144:35]
B
It ended up being a fantastic trip for me and obviously helped me as the next 21 years went along.
- [144:42]
A
So.
- [144:42]
B
Yeah, introduce me.
- [144:44]
A
I will in a second. But this email says, please, Dale shows up. You want his sperm? Yeah, I want a dying Siamese cat's hair on my kid.
- [144:54]
B
That might be your ugliest listener.
- [144:55]
A
That's a good one. This one says, what woman wants sperm from a dude who has to mooch time on someone else's radio show once. Well, it was a good point. That's right. That's a good point. Speaking of Dale hellas trace here, three time world champion back in the 90s and evidently all star when all of Arizona was segregated in basketball. Sports reports brought to you by our friends at Diamond Coatings. Getting my whole Poly polyasporatic is what they call it. The floor that they're going to do.
- [145:22]
C
That'S the treatment on the court.
- [145:24]
A
Whatever they did to your garage is awesome. Them.
- [145:26]
C
Yeah.
- [145:26]
A
And I'm gonna do that to my court. It's so cool what they did. And garages are ugly unless you fix them. Right. These guys are the best. Diamond code. You say they do house paint?
- [145:33]
C
Yeah.
- [145:34]
A
You're getting your house done.
- [145:35]
C
The stuff over there, looking at the wall, they do basically that stuff that blocks the rate. Like it's similar to the.
- [145:42]
A
Oh, it's the cooling stuff.
- [145:43]
C
Yeah.
- [145:43]
A
Yeah. That's pretty cool. Okay. Yeah, that's great. They do that and they'll talk to you about that too. If you're tired of looking at your boring beat up concrete, your pavers, all that. So I don't know how your house.
- [145:51]
C
I have a west wall that just gets baked.
- [145:55]
A
That's pretty cool. Anyway, call them up.
- [145:57]
B
Baked inside now.
- [145:58]
A
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of bacon.
- [146:01]
C
If it gets any hotter.
- [146:02]
A
Dale Diamond. Codingaz.com is where you need to go. And we're all like, once it hit Brady's place, we're like, yeah, it's pretty awesome.
- [146:11]
B
I need my garage done. You're right. They're just doing that. The garage, totally different. Immediately looks better.
- [146:17]
A
Oh yeah. It changes everything. Like you're proud of your garage.
- [146:19]
C
Feel good about going out.
- [146:21]
A
Yeah. My Garage looks like garbage because of the floor is ugly. I gotta fix that. Anyway, Dale's here. Nobody wants a sperm. That's. We should call your wife and say, do you still want Dale's sperm?
- [146:32]
B
And then would she answer, still want at 63? Why? Why would she want my sperm at 63?
- [146:38]
A
Why would she want it at 30?
- [146:39]
B
I'm talking about because look at.
- [146:42]
A
Right. Exactly. I am. You're answering my questions. Yes, I am.
- [146:46]
B
I know you want. Do you want 511, 6ft, ugly, bald. Do you want 5, 4.
- [146:52]
A
Dale, you're not unbold. You are not unboiled.
- [146:56]
B
Or do you want the misogynist?
- [146:58]
A
I've asked you and I don't remember. Yeah, the misogynist. Narcissist. Is that. Are those implants? Your hair. I don't remember if you did that.
- [147:04]
B
It's just my hair.
- [147:05]
A
That's where your hair. That is male unpatterness. It just went away. Here and here. It's. You're molting. You call me bald.
- [147:13]
B
Fight my dad. I can't fight my mom. It's passed on down, just like you can't.
- [147:17]
A
But just shave it because it's gone. No clippers.
- [147:19]
B
Then I'd look like you.
- [147:21]
A
No, it's worse.
- [147:21]
B
This is worse.
- [147:24]
C
Six foot five buzzard.
- [147:25]
A
This is worse. Yeah, you have buzzards. It calls us bald all the time. Making fun of our. Our traits. We can't fight our parents either. But you've got the exact same thing. That's not hair.
- [147:37]
B
Let's move on. The jealousy is. Oh, you taking swings.
- [147:42]
A
You taking swings all day at ugly. Me ugly. Brady. I say you've got ugly hair and you' Fabio all the time.
- [147:50]
B
Yes, you are good.
- [147:52]
A
That hair's horrible.
- [147:53]
B
Small ears.
- [147:54]
A
Okay. Yeah.
- [147:55]
B
And you don't hear body.
- [147:56]
A
Where? When?
- [147:57]
B
When? About 50 years of my life. What?
- [148:01]
A
Yeah, I see pictures of you with the cowboys. You were a buffet machine.
- [148:04]
B
No, please.
- [148:05]
A
You're not muscular. You're just big.
- [148:08]
B
8% body fat, Johnny.
- [148:10]
A
No. And what half. Are you kidding me? 8% body fat @ birth.
- [148:16]
B
I mean, seriously, the envy is just palpable.
- [148:20]
A
Palpable.
- [148:21]
B
I know.
- [148:21]
A
Palatable. Also palatable. It would work them both anyway. Dale, be nice. I'm trying. You started by taking swings.
- [148:29]
B
No.
- [148:29]
A
Any man takes a swing at my sperm, I'm gonna. I'm gonna start shooting back, so to speak. You and I just blown away that you honestly think that even your son in law.
- [148:38]
B
Yeah.
- [148:39]
A
When we were talking and first thing we're golfing and he goes. This guy thinks that in a room of a thousand I'm like, he's told.
- [148:45]
B
You this story too.
- [148:46]
A
And his. Your son in law doesn't believe in a room of a thousand nine hundred.
- [148:49]
B
Sixty two is for the final count.
- [148:51]
A
Of women that would turn only 38.
- [148:54]
C
He did it last week.
- [148:55]
A
Only 38.
- [148:56]
B
And those are the one with eyesight problems in their 60s.
- [149:02]
A
Hey, you're ridiculous. You're ridiculous.
- [149:04]
B
All right, talk to the print stuff because you only print out the best listeners there aren't.
- [149:09]
A
What do you want me to do? There's no good.
- [149:14]
B
I saw you over there.
- [149:15]
A
Delete this says, hey Noseberg, tell Lenny from Of Mice and Men that he doesn't compare to the Greek God that is Brady kidneys McGee bogan. That is a fact.
- [149:30]
B
Brady and I stand in a room together. We're both in our 60s.
- [149:34]
A
Oh, for Christ's sake.
- [149:35]
B
And. And every setting you gotta. You gotta be with one of them.
- [149:40]
A
Them.
- [149:41]
B
How many do you think are choosing me and how many you think are choosing the.
- [149:45]
A
Do they. Do they get a to talk to you for a few seconds?
- [149:48]
C
Yeah.
- [149:48]
A
Or is it just pure visual?
- [149:49]
C
Is it just silent or is it.
- [149:51]
A
Cuz right now I'm looking at two dudes. One says at least. His shirt literally says at least I'm not a loser with two kidneys. I look over to my other option and his shirt says, you can't tell me what to do. You're not my grandkid. You two think you're the pick of the litter. And I know Brady's not even in on this. I shouldn't even be banging on. But come on. You two are walking around with those Walmart best granddad shirts on.
- [150:13]
C
It was a gift.
- [150:14]
A
Yeah. There is no getting laid if the 90 year olds come in the room.
- [150:18]
B
I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying show an interest. Johnny.
- [150:22]
A
Nobody's going to be. This is. This is an ongoing nightmare.
- [150:25]
B
Do you have any female listeners?
- [150:27]
A
Yeah. And they are all repulsed by you. They ran when you came into their village.
- [150:32]
B
There's got to be one out there's.
- [150:34]
A
They're out there and we have one.
- [150:35]
B
Google me and say Google me and.
- [150:37]
A
Say they Google you. They're gonna be looking at a picture that's 40 years old. Here's a woman that says if choices are Brady or Dale, I'm choosing to eat a gun. Well, that's not nice, but I don't disagree with it. No Shammery sexy name.
- [150:53]
B
It very really is. Sham Reeves. Send us a picture of you. Eat a Gun.
- [151:01]
A
Yeah. She didn't even talk about the bullet. She would eat a whole gun and then let it just ruin her as she swallows record digestive tract and just try to poop out an eight in a case. Terrifying. Anyway, let's get right into. While you're here. Dale's here for sports talk and he's already ruined that. But Dale. Oh, and we got to take a break. We're gonna take a break. We'll take a break. We'll be back with more. We'll be back to introduce all the time. We gotta take a break and we'll introduce Dale. Dale and his sperm will be here after the break. It's 98 Holmberg's morning sickness. All right. Brought to you by Diamond Coatings AZ.com It's Dale Hella strays time here on the show on Thursday. Sports. Football season's upon us. Why not ask somebody who played football? But after that last conversation, although you did admit off the air that when you noticed that your daughter started to take on your traits when she was about two, you prayed to the Lord above that take this curse off of my daughter's face.
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B
I would not want her to look like me any more than man of the moon, but I gave her. I gave her the five foot ten.
- [152:07]
A
You gave her height. Yeah. And she grew out of that horrific face phase.
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B
No doubt about it.
- [152:11]
A
Which is good.
- [152:12]
B
None of us would want a dot. I. I certainly hope that your daughter doesn't look like you.
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C
She does.
- [152:20]
A
No, I don't. It's tragic. Why did you bring it up?
- [152:23]
C
I think she looks more like Ronnie.
- [152:25]
A
She has more feminine traits and looks more like Ronnie.
- [152:27]
B
Yeah. Okay. I mean, if there's any question. That's scary.
- [152:31]
A
Yeah. You don't want any of those traits. And that's the reason I did not have.
- [152:34]
C
I don't want to have the physical attributes, you know, the looks, I'm okay with if you.
- [152:38]
A
Your looks.
- [152:39]
C
Yeah.
- [152:39]
A
No, the body. Nope, you're wrong again. None of what you offer physically to a girl is good. Except for your height. That's a good feminine height. That's it. If you handed over your 5, 7.
- [152:52]
B
5 is good for a 1.
- [152:53]
A
It's a little short, but I mean, with Ronnie being 5 8, it probably would have balanced out to a 5, 6, 5, 7 kick.
- [152:58]
B
Your wife's taller than you.
- [153:00]
C
Yes. Yeah.
- [153:01]
B
That was the rule of the hell stray house.
- [153:02]
A
Can't do it.
- [153:03]
B
No. You can't date somebody shorter than you.
- [153:05]
A
Mine is. I would never date a girl who could block my Shot. That's a good rule.
- [153:11]
C
That's why you go six, five, six, seven on a woman. I still couldn't block my shot.
- [153:15]
A
Because they were busy stealing the ball from you. You never got a shot off. You always had to pass because you knew when their arms went up. Why she.
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B
I just always. I always told him, I said, you do not want ever to bend over to kiss a guy.
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Guy. No. That's weird.
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B
You know, I mean, come on.
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Yeah. My friend Scott Haynes is five' three. I know. His wife's good size too. She's a normal sized lady.
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B
Five' three.
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A
Yeah, I know. Still a man. I know it's hard to believe. He's really.
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B
He's a whole man. No, not at all.
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A
But I said that to somebody just recently. Like, why didn't you want kids? I'm like, do you hate them? I'm like, no, I don't hate kids. A, I don't want them around much. Kind of selfish. And B, I could never imagine putting this face on a. A, on a female.
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No.
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It would be unfair.
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John, sometimes you say smart things.
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I couldn't imagine putting someone through this.
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B
Could you imagine that?
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No.
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B
Kiss somebody with that schnoz.
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A
Oh, terrible. And the girl and trying to blow a guy. I mean, I. That's not the girl I'm gonna put on this planet banging that nose. I know how hard it feels terrible for me to bump my own nose now. She's got to do it 30 or 40 times in a row. That's why I didn't have children.
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That's only reason why.
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I did. I did it for all mankind. I did it for future oil.
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B
You're a giver.
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A
I am a giver.
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B
That's your middle name.
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Thank you. John the giver. If I was in the Bible, that's what. John the giver. My daughter would have been called the giver too, but for different reasons. She would have to overachieve.
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Would she have been bad girl?
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I don't know. I wouldn't have.
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C
Oh, the fight after would have had.
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A
With her one or two years. I wouldn't have known her. I had a Toledo's dad. That situation. I got stuff to do. So let's talk about football first. I want to talk about quickly. We went over it this morning. The Kyler Murray thing with the dog. He's. His apology wasn't enough. It was terrible actually. And you know, he acted like he didn't really know. He was. He's in knee high leather boots at a photo shoot with his Michael Vick. Jacket on, acting like he's just lounging around the house having professional photographs done.
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B
Oh, was this. I thought it was just a casual picture.
- [155:15]
A
No, it's posed. Posed. There's a couple. He's walking away, and he's got the Vic 7 on there. And then, of course, this beautiful pit bull, one of the prettiest pit bulls I've ever seen, is in the picture. And that's just. That's like being, you know, if a guy was standing there at a woman's or, you know, like a. A murdered family's house, and he's wearing an Aaron Hernandez jersey, it's like, we don't do that. We don't.
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B
And if he's not smart enough, if it's a professional.
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A
That's posed. Yeah. Come on. That's. That's a pro photo shoot. You don't. You know, he's in his. His shoes and his.
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B
Somebody should have. Somebody should have told him. But. But right at the same time, before all that came out, Kyler Murray was in high school, and I'm sure he modeled his game after Michael, which is.
- [155:57]
A
Fine and all that, but acting like you didn't know what happened to your idol? Come on. O.J. simpson was a great player. Nobody's walking into the stadium wearing the idol of many people, too. Back in the day, Aaron Hernandez was a great tight end, better than Gronkowski. People forget that Gronk was his backup for a reason. And eventually Gronk came around. But Aaron Hernandez would have had that role.
- [156:21]
B
It was unbelievable.
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A
You don't wear Aaron Hernandez's jerseys and photo shoots and say, oh, he was my favorite player growing up.
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B
Especially when you're around a family or.
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A
Right, right, Exactly. You don't tell some kid. Yeah, you should have seen this guy play. He's like, well, I'll look him up on Google. Do that.
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B
Get a hell of stray jersey.
- [156:36]
A
Yeah, there's no harm in that. No one will ever remember what you're doing. That's not very nice. It's true.
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B
So you.
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A
So you think the Cardinals should do some sort of a statement? I think.
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B
Here's the thing.
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A
He's the face of the franchise.
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C
Didn't they put out.
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A
No, he did. His little answer to that question.
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B
Here's the thing that I do struggle with, in all honesty, is the. Is measuring apologies. And I don't. The Kyler Murray's fresh in her mind. Just happened yesterday. Whatever. But I don't know if there's ever been an apology that is acceptable to everybody.
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C
Never.
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A
It's not.
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B
You're gonna judge it. You're gonna. I don't know if he really.
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A
I don't buy.
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B
Yeah. I don't buy. Whatever. The thing about this with Kyler Murray is that if this was a one off.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Like if this is the only time that you could ever question him. There's no hey. In your contract. We're gonna have to put it. You got a study thing and there wasn't other things that the video game deal. Yeah.
- [157:36]
A
And calling the Cowboys ass. Remember that?
- [157:38]
B
Yeah.
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A
Cowboys are ass. Like, you don't do this, you're a problem.
- [157:44]
B
And I think, no, I won't even go there. But let's move on.
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A
But check the resume is what I'm saying.
- [157:50]
B
Yeah. Because he has a history of making.
- [157:53]
A
Not smart decisions, but also he's done nothing to earn this. On the Cowboys. If Troy Aikman did something, you'd take his apology and be like, all right, Troy's got no history. This is dumb. But move on.
- [158:02]
B
Right.
- [158:02]
A
If I don't know Daryl Johnston did this, there's a good chance it'd be like, he's not going to be on this team anymore. You're mucking it up for us.
- [158:10]
B
Not Daryl Johnston.
- [158:11]
A
He might be too high.
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B
How about Dale Hellistray?
- [158:13]
A
Dale Hellestre does it. You're out, you're gone. That was no question. They were looking for a reason to ICU. Mark 2 and A. Maybe something like that. Somewhere down the line we were like, really, Mark. Like this thing we're building, we're trying to do and you're going to do this and you're the face of the team.
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B
Well, that's. And that is the thing.
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A
Yeah.
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B
You get. That's why you. Whether it's Trump, whether it's him. What have somebody check your stuff before you send it out.
- [158:37]
A
That's a fact. Like have a team. And somebody shooting that photo shoot was. Was like in agreement that like, hey, maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
- [158:44]
B
Right.
- [158:44]
A
No. He had people in his little bubble. He thought he was going to be cool anyway that we. That's terrible. Second thing I want to talk about is the Dallas Cowboys had probably the most entertaining football game in a long time as far as for them. I think the best game of the year has already happened with the Bills and Ravens.
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B
That was hard to beat.
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A
Last week was pretty fun to watch the Giants and Cowboys in the end, I'm not sure it's going to matter for either team as far as probably not down the road. This is Two awesome teams. That it was a fun competitive game. Problem I'm having and you as a former special teams guy, are watching these 65 yard kicks go through week in and week out now. And the special kicking ball, along with the dynamic kickoff means if you let the ball go out of the end zone, you get it on the 35. It's 15 yards to a tie game.
- [159:27]
B
With the field goal. And again, I don't really understand. Brady raised his hand.
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A
I know, I saw.
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C
It was very polite question on the kicking ball. Yeah. You know, reading about it, it's inflated more.
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Yeah.
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C
Could they inflate it back then more if they wanted?
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B
No. But so what I was gonna say different.
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It's a different ball. They can rough it up.
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C
They rough it up.
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A
Yeah.
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B
So. So, so what's so fascinating about don't they smooth. They smooth it out is I. I didn't realize that they'd put a new kicking ball into play this year.
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A
Yeah.
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When I first came into the league, it was banging balls against the wall, put them in the dryer, making them very mushy so they could go further.
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C
And also so the kicking ball, they don't rough it up. So the holder, they inflate it more.
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A
Could, but the size, it's an easier.
- [160:13]
B
Ball to catch and throw. But then somewhere around the early 90s, mid-90s, they brought in what they call the K ball.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Which is 12 balls out of a box.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Which they don't fly as much as a used or warning.
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A
Right.
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B
And because guys were getting into the 50 yard range, it was pretty comfortable for people and they didn't want to see that. I told you the super bowl story. Where they didn't tell us, well, what happens to the footballs. But for the first hundred plays, it's a brand new ball of a box every play because they want 100 used Super bowl balls to auction off or whatever. And so when you look at it that way, the balls didn't fly as far. I think it's a combination of. I mean this Aubrey kid, he. He swings his leg like a professional golfer.
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A
Yeah.
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B
And you go, there's no way that ball could go 330 yards. No, but it does.
- [161:08]
A
But like, like our guy, Chris Boswell. Bosworth for the Steelers. Yes. He was good from 50. Yeah. Now he's 60 plus. And it's not a question.
- [161:17]
B
And 50 yard is like what it used to be. 40 yards.
- [161:20]
A
40 is like a chip shot.
- [161:22]
B
Yeah. It's like. Well, it's an extra point.
- [161:23]
A
Yeah. 38 yards. But but this, this can't be. This is going to change. Gambling is going to change the outcome of games. Because before when you were down two.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And you got to kickoff, you got it.
- [161:34]
B
You had to get down to the 30 yard line to have a legitimate.
- [161:37]
A
Shot and it was more fun to watch rather than watching some guy who gets to get it to midfield a play. So if there's 19 seconds left, you've got two plays to get to the 45.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And they take a shot.
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B
Be about 85, 90%.
- [161:51]
A
Yeah. These guys are crushing 60 yards. Do you think this continues? Do you think they're going to alter this? Because I think it's too much.
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B
I have feeling that they're going to do something with the kicking ball.
- [161:59]
A
Yeah. I think they want a 70 yard kick and then they're going to go back because I think right now that kick that, that Aubrey hit was good from another.
- [162:09]
B
He had another eight yards and then.
- [162:11]
A
You had the, the Boss Boswell kick a few weeks ago was 60, what was it? 64, 63 or. No, 60. And it cleared by 10 past week. So I just, I'm looking at that and I'm like, well this takes the competitive fun out.
- [162:24]
B
But what's fascinating because I don't ever go there but like, like you brought it up and it's true the gambling aspect of it, you know and, and, and to see, to see a guy be able to. You get to midfield and you got a legitimate shot to kick a field goal.
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A
Yeah.
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B
And if you're kicking off and you get the ball at 35 yard line, that means you complete two 8 yard passes and you can adapt a field.
- [162:46]
A
Goal and there's nothing. Instead of trying to get like you said to the 30 when you used to have to start on the 20.
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B
Yeah.
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A
So it was real easy to just do kickoff out of the end zone and this team's got to go go, you know, they've got to go 50 yards.
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B
Yes.
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A
More. I mean on a two minute offense.
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C
But it's under the NFL and you're looking at it and the way the, the kickoff deal set up, more overtime games, more, you know, high scores.
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A
Yeah, they want, they want and the.
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C
Biggest thing they'll say is the protection of. You can still do the kickoffs. Yeah, but we're not talking about the kickoffs, collisions.
- [163:17]
A
Yeah, but so what about kickoffs? Talking about the extra points and the field. That's they're not care about protection on a field.
- [163:24]
B
It's a little bit baseball. I know you're A big baseball guy. Very few people like a one nothing pitching gem. I know you're a baseball guy, but that the average dude wants the 87 exciting. Some run scored in football, the Buffalo Baltimore game, the Dallas New York game. Those are exciting, Fun filled games 16 to 7.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Defensive Battle doesn't really catch everybody's attention.
- [163:52]
A
There's a lot of like just nothingness that's just mashing into this. Yeah, I get, I get why people want 38, 35.
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B
Right. But I look those feel the NBA.
- [164:01]
A
The NBA has the same problem. They got so crazy about threes, the whole game became a three point shooting contest. And now they. 131 to 128 means nothing.
- [164:10]
B
Right.
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A
And it's boring.
- [164:11]
B
You're watching that defense. You can't.
- [164:13]
A
No.
- [164:13]
B
Somebody can't breathe.
- [164:14]
A
Everybody's shooting 35% so you're missing six out of 10 shots. And fans lose.
- [164:19]
C
It'd be curious to know three weeks into it, what is the percentage? Because there's been a lot of misses still.
- [164:26]
B
There's been some misses. But I wonder if you're talking about way up the 60, 65 yard field.
- [164:33]
C
Goal is more attainable.
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A
Would you try it?
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B
Talk about it. You used to go, gosh, if we do this, what can happen now? It's like, no, run them out.
- [164:41]
A
Make this. Denver was the only place you thought about. And if you ran it out there as a coach, there's a chance you'd lose your job kicking over 60 yards.
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B
Just to go back it. It was late or I guess 1990. Buffalo Bill. Scott Norwood, he's a Pro bowl kicker.
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A
I remember him.
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B
Yeah. And I knew on the grass if he's between 48 and 52, he was iffy. Okay, 45 yards, it's in his head. 45 yards. Almost automatic.
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C
And there's still some chances.
- [165:12]
B
And the Buffalo Bills didn't run one more play. And Marv Levy knew this and Jim Kelly knew this. It was a well known thing. And they didn't run one more play to try and gain three or four yards.
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A
That would change his brain.
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B
His brain.
- [165:24]
A
Oh boy.
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B
And you can argue, hey, is that ridiculous?
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A
Yes, probably. But.
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B
But you knew it is. Yeah, you know, it's like the, the quarterback rule. Hey, you can't hit the quarterback in the head. You can, you can argue. I don't like the rule. But it's the rule. But it is the rule. So you're right on the field goal.
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A
The field goal thing changes everything changes gambling changes the competitive spirit of it. It changes the ends of games to be less exciting. Although that was fun until you realize the Giants stopped him and the guy hits a 60 something yard because the ball's different. It wouldn't have happened in any other season.
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C
I don't know if the ball is more generous. I mean as far as going further. But the accuracy.
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A
Yeah, but these guys are deadly accurate and you give them something that's a little bit more spin and a little bit heavier, the accuracy is going to come with that. Watch.
- [166:12]
B
Seriously. Next time you see Aubrey kick a ball.
- [166:14]
A
Yeah. Oh, it's weird. It's a sweep.
- [166:17]
B
It looks like he's kicking a 10 yard field.
- [166:19]
A
They're kickoffs now are they're. They're just kind of chunking at it and that thing goes all the way to the goal line and it's like man, these guys are. They said they're great. It's the ball plus yes. And I think there's truth to that. All right, we're going to take another break. We're going to get your picks and then we're going to do the entertainment drill. You were great today, Dale. Was I. I think you were. It's 90 KUPD, Arizona's most powerful powerful rock radio station. You PD you thought that was funny.
- [166:51]
B
Morning sickness.
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A
You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.
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B
What the hell is wrong with you.
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A
Pd? All right. Before.
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B
Before we get.
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A
Before we get going. Britney who your Bengals playing without Joe Burrow this week?
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C
I forget both. Both.
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A
You don't remember who you're.
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C
I know I had it up but I am cuz I'm torn between the.
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A
I'll go over here. Who's your team?
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C
They're playing the Vikings.
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A
All right.
- [167:21]
C
Because McCarthy's out.
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A
Yeah, that's better.
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C
So I know who you picking?
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A
Who you putting in our four team?
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C
It's at Minnesota. I'm.
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B
Thinking be the first one to.
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A
Pick against this team. It looks like he might. The Browning Dolphins is it went starting for.
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C
Yeah, my guess would be Wensylvania.
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A
Okay, go pick something. Jesus Christ, man.
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C
I'll go Vikings.
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A
That's right. Geez, we all picked them a half an hour ago. A daily or Cowboys. Who they taking on?
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B
Well, they're taking on the Chicago Bears. Oh, I'm not so sure. There shouldn't be a little extra on this.
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A
I think that maybe you two should because I'm going with Dale. All right. We're both going cowboys here. The Cowboys got it. Throw in. How many yards Dak Prescott will throw for? We'll throw that in the four team or the four part parlay?
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B
In the parlay. I. I don't know how that works, but I bet you he's over.
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A
Under 260.
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B
Over 260.
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A
Goes over 260. All right. My Steelers are playing the Patriots in Foxboro.
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B
Yeah.
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A
They got this. They're not going to look. They're not going to look.
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B
You might.
- [168:34]
A
You might be. Might be surprised if I'm a lone dog. I gotta. Yeah. Yeah. Because I gotta pay everybody on loan, dog. Yeah. All right. But I.
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B
And you. And you're.
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A
I'm take the Cowboys. The Bears haven't showed me anything. Cowboys, Vikings, Steelers, Dakos over 260. That's our bet for this week. Okay. Now you're responsible if I hit. Brady hits. And the Cowboys. Cowboys win. If Dak goes 250. Yes. That's your. Your addition. Since you.
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B
I don't like that, but I'll do it. I don't like that. What happens if they jump up 31 to 3 lead and they just handle.
- [169:10]
A
If he doesn't have 250 yards on a 313 lead? We had another thought.
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C
And you're running. You're running the ball to begin with.
- [169:18]
A
A good bet Brett and I were talking about before is tonight the Bills are playing Miami and that's a catastrophe. Yes. We're wondering if there's a way we can bet that Mitch Trubisky has 50 yards passing in this game because probably Josh is going to sit out from the end of the third quarter on.
- [169:33]
B
Yeah, but are you bringing him in.
- [169:34]
A
To throw the ball maybe once or twice and somebody breaks it, you know, you got to kill sometime. He can't keep punting. What.
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B
What Miami two years ago was like.
- [169:44]
A
On the verge conversation. Yeah, on the verge.
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B
But you know what's interesting?
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A
I heard.
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B
I think it was Dan. It was a Kong cow or saying. So many teams start to take on the personality of the city you're in.
- [169:57]
A
Oh, it's a resort town, you know, and it's.
- [169:59]
B
It's a resort town.
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A
It's got the beach and it's got the NBA gambling. NBA looks at Scottsdale and Miami and they say Scottsdale, Miami are undefeated. If a team in the NBA stays here for more than 24 hours, they will not cover the spread. Because you're saying they're going to Scottsdale. Yeah, they're heading over to Scottsdale and they're going to dick around for. And Miami's worst. They always say that. Well, that's what they say. The Gamblers are always saying, scottsdale land, you're undefeated. So most of those teams don't want to stay for a day. They show up game day, afternoon or the night before at like 10 or 11 at night and they're like, you guys are curfewed going. So they don't even allow them out, which is smart. That's brilliant. Anyway, yeah, Miami has got way too many dude and their coach is kind of fun. So I bet you they're all thinking about clubs and girls.
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B
He was fun and it was kind of cute and all that when he first got there.
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A
And now it's like you're no fun if you're losing.
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B
No.
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A
Yeah. That's the way that works. It is time now for Brady and Dale, his friend, to start the the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by reactdefense.com the home of tactical black self defense training. I got a couple videos from their women's defense seminar on Friday. And man, one of the cool things was they let you like you can go full 100% kicks on the trainers and punches when they attack you. And the women self if they had hostage, they were zip tied. Teach how to break zip ties and stuff and then fight back. Tony was in the suit, in the big kicking suit and he attacked a girl. She broke free, turned, did her combative moves while Tony's trying to get her. She went to kick him in the balls and her leg flew right past him and kicked Tony in the face. And everybody, this is how cool that place is. Everybody went, yeah, it was a full cheer. The girl won. Tony's protected. He's got gear on, but it still put him down. It was awesome. And that girl prior to that, that like wasn't like like beaming with confidence afterwards. You just see her glowing. It's such a great thing if you're a woman and you want some self defense training. I'm telling you, they're seminars. You walk in a mouse and you leave a lion. They're amazing. Reactdefense.com they do it all. They'll get you in great shape doing it. Check it out. React defense.com the home tactical black Brady, go entertain.
- [172:04]
C
It seems like most of the movies are remake or reboots or sequels. Here is a list of movies that have haven't been touched yet in over 20 years.
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B
Can I say something?
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A
Yeah.
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B
Movies suck today.
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A
100. When's the last good movie?
- [172:20]
B
I can't. I can't. Well, what? Tom Cruise.
- [172:23]
A
Oh, he saw the Mavericks.
- [172:25]
B
Yeah. I mean I thought that's pretty good.
- [172:27]
A
That was fun.
- [172:27]
B
Yeah, but other than that.
- [172:29]
A
I'm with you. But it's a reboot. Again. Yeah. Yes. Nostalgia. Member Berries? Yeah. I haven't seen anything dirty hairy. Didn't touch it. Won't touch it.
- [172:38]
C
It haven't. Police Academy.
- [172:41]
A
Yeah, don't do that. They made seven of them. They burned airport. Airport or airplane.
- [172:45]
C
Airport. 70 to 79.
- [172:49]
A
Nobody's really clamoring for this. This is just Reboot.
- [172:52]
C
Yeah, they. They haven't even done a reboot sequel. Lethal Weapon. Mel Gibson just announced he's going to do a number six.
- [173:06]
A
He did?
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Yeah.
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A
Yeah. Nobody wants to see it when you burned it out. Five.
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B
If there have been three, four, five already. What?
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A
Like, this would make sense if it was movies that were like, once, like the Last Star Fighter and movies that were huge hits and never had a follow up. Maybe you do those. But.
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C
Smokey and the Bandit.
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A
No. Do not touch Smokey and the Band. By the way, Will, the third one. You can't. You can't do it.
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C
Godfather.
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A
Who's remaking? Yeah, you can't stop it. Remember when they tried to remake the Bad News Bears with Billy Bob Thornton? And I thought, hey, they're on to something here. And all it was was just apologizing for every joke.
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C
Dale's got a great story.
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A
All right, Go ahead, Dale. I seen Dale's face and he got the story. Not good. This is gonna be good.
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B
Martha Stewart has lots of people sliding into her DMs. Oh, wow.
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A
Do you know what that means? The.
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B
That's direct messaging.
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A
Nice. Who replaced Dale with a smartphone?
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C
Have you been communicating with him?
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B
Is that on X?
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A
You're amazing right now. You're killing me with your technology.
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B
Martha Stewart is a prime example that age is just a number. She turned 84 last year, Johnny. She's still attractive in your eyes.
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A
I know. You want to add that.
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B
Yeah, I know. You used to kind of like add that.
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A
The 4 and 84 year old. I suppose the fact that she's breathing, I guess makes her a little bit attractive.
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B
She turned 84 last month and her thirst traps still work. Now, I do not know what a thirst trap is.
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A
Well, her thirst traps, like, if she's looking at something, it gets her juices. Gives her an old sop sock is what you call it. Come on.
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B
She says she gets a lot of people sliding her DMs, but it doesn't sound like they've gotten anywhere. That doesn't mean she's lonely, though. Quote, I'm not Dating anybody special? But I have lots of friends and my friends keep me happy.
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A
She's got friends with benefits.
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B
Yeah, people go over there, 84.
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A
Jump on those old bones of that lady on the TV. Oh, that's a good picture. But again, Is that a compliment? 484? You're pretty. I mean, compared to what? She's still pretty. Yeah, but again, again, if you're climbing on an 84 year old, you're a pervert or you got fetishes.
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B
She actually, actually looks as good or better now than she did when she's 64.
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A
Nah, just in face photos.
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B
I haven't seen the body.
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A
Oh, it's just all just mess it looks like.
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B
Are you gonna slide into her dms, Johnny?
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A
It looks like you. It cut a rotten apple in half down there. Oh, wow.
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B
See, why do you gotta go there?
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A
Because I'm an honest man. I'm a realist.
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B
Looking at her face, personality, that's where you look first.
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A
And if you're attracted to that, you're like, I wonder what the honey hole's like. And then your brain goes, oh yeah, it's got worms and rotten brown bruises.
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B
Somehow my phone just picked up some of your conversation.
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A
Oh, did it?
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B
Yeah.
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A
The sop sock. Yeah, Google it. And then, yeah, and then you're like.
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B
It'S the rotten apple.
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A
Yeah. Down south. Looks like part of the banana you'd throw out.
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C
Evidently Jordan Hudson was going to be on Dancing with the Stars, but she wanted too much control.
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B
Oh, okay.
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A
She likes that. She likes control. That's what Bill likes. Bill, when somebody's taken over. Yeah, he's been. You know why? Because he's had the weight of the world on his shoulders for 40 years. Finally somebody else lift and taken Carey for a little while. He's got this control maven. He's not doing anything around the house. He don't care anymore. He's great.
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B
You see, two college coaches got a fire after two games already. UCLA and Virginia Tech.
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A
Who's no kidding you say I lost in New Mexico. Well, that'll do it. Yeah. Yeah.
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B
Virginia Tech coach got fired too.
- [176:46]
A
Wow, that's early. That's quitting on it pretty fast.
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C
That wasn't Beamer son, was it?
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B
No, it was pry or somewhere or something.
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A
Yeah, a nobody. Come on.
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C
More, more details came out on the singer David or D450. Yeah, they identified the victim in the back of the Tesla. 15 year old girl named Celeste Revis. Disappeared in April 2024 Lake Elsinore, California. Celeste's mother said her daughter had a boyfriend named David. And both D4 Vid. David, the victim, they had a tattoo.
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A
Yeah.
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C
That said shh.
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A
Yeah. S H, H, H. Yeah. That's how they identified her body.
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C
And then he wrote a song about a girl named Celeste.
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A
There's no question. How old was he again? I don't even remember. D4VD. Yeah. I don't know. Early 20s.
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C
Hold on.
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A
So this dude, nobody knows who he is, Dave. We don't even know, but he killed someone. And, well, they found he did it, and he dismembered them and put it in the back of his Tesla and then shut the trunk, and his Tesla ended up in an impound yard. And somebody complained about the smell, cracked it open, and found body parts all over the place. Place. They tell the dude, hey, your Tesla's got a body in the back. He goes, all right. And then he finishes his show. He does a show that night in Minnesota or something. And he's been on two shows since. They just canceled the other one. And he's cooperative. But if you found body parts in Dale's Lincoln, pretty sure Dale's gonna be like, hey, I can't do the show Thursday. I got some stuff I gotta take care of. This dude toured for a while, and people still went to the shows.
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B
Okay? So that. That's part of it. What's this pronunciation of it?
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A
He spells his name D4 the number 4VD, and it's David, but it's real annoying, so we call him deforfited. What the. I know. What the hell. The hell's going on at this show business Every time. Anyway, that's it, Dale. Anything else in the world you want to talk about before we go? Good. We're out of time. Dale Hallistray, everybody. From the cowboys way back in the day.
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B
Yeah. Give up. Sponsor another.
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A
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B
Brett, you done?
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A
I'm good. I think we're all good. That's it. Larry's coming up next. Yeah. He didn't know the difference as he was explaining why he's a better option for sperms. Dale. Sperms available for free on a table out in our parking lot. I'm assuming it's supplies will last for a long time. Larry's next. You guys have a good one. We'll see you tomorrow on the Morning Sickness.
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