09-19-25 - FULL SHOW - FRIDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness 98 KUPD – Full Show Summary

Episode: 09-19-25 – Friday
Air Date: September 19, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Arizona’s #1 Morning Radio Show

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Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness dives headlong into the tense, bizarre, and absurd sides of Arizona life, politics, upcoming events, and the crew’s signature blend of irreverence and razor-sharp social commentary. With State Farm Stadium set to host a massive, emotional memorial (a backdrop for potential chaos), the show pivots between local color, national outrage, and the never-ending circus of American culture. There are riffs on the state of media, protests, nostalgia for when weird used to be manageable, and plenty of hysterical tales from the KUPD universe.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Arizona in the National Spotlight: Rain, Memorials, and Mass Paranoia

• [00:45] Holmberg observes that Phoenix seems to “wash itself off” ahead of televised events, cracking that the recent rain makes the city look nice just in time for the cameras, attracting “dummies” and unwanted newcomers.
• [01:30] Jokingly urges “West Valley hillbillies and South Phoenix border crossers” to crank up the chaos and scare off potential transplants, “drive around, pull your pants down” so that Arizona doesn’t grow any bigger than it already is.
• [03:10] Big concern about the weekend’s memorial at State Farm Stadium—citing the risk of “100,000 anticipated people” and the presence of agitators, protesters, and the city’s latent inability to get along, especially on the heels of a national tragedy.

“We could probably get along for two days … but give it a week, and we’ll be at each other’s throats again. Well, I was off by a day.” – John Holmberg [04:00]

2. Social Media, Outrage, and Nostalgia for Manageable Lunacy

• The team laments America’s inability to unify even momentarily after tragedies, with social media accelerating divisiveness and amplifying dark impulses.
• [06:45–09:30] Compare the virality and celebration of political assassinations today versus during the Kennedy or MLK era (“Can you imagine if social media existed when MLK was shot? [...] Now it’d be in your feed, all over Tempe, all over everywhere.” – Holmberg).
• Wax nostalgic for the days when the Westboro Baptist Church was the biggest fringe group around, bemoaning that even their brand of hateful lunacy seems quaint compared to modern protests.

“They got outnutballed. Society is way weirder than them now.” – Holmberg [09:10]

3. Political Turmoil, FCC Drama, and the Media Blitz

• A focus on recent FCC overreach: concerns about talk shows (from Kimmel to The View) being threatened with censorship or equal-time rules reclassification, critiquing the shifting goalposts of “what news is.”
• Storytime detours to the Kennedy era: claims that “Kennedy was Trump before Trump” both in polarization and scandal, and that “the only difference now is we know more, and don’t know what to do with it.” [13:10–18:11]
• [18:30] A running gag that as Phoenix looks prettier, the hosts hope the city’s weirdos will help scare off new arrivals ("We need to make Phoenix look crazy so people from Buffalo and California go, ‘No, thanks.’").

4. Real Estate, Gentrification & Suburban Gatekeeping

• Discussion on Phoenix’s massive recent growth, reminiscing about resistance to progress (trains, freeways), with old-timers being “right” about wanting to avoid becoming LA.
• Holmberg calls for real estate agents to lean into the negative and take potential new arrivals on “a tour of Maryvale,” joking that it’s the best way to cut down on inward migration. [23:00–24:00]

5. Pimp of the Year: Prison Corruption Scandal

• [48:30–57:00] News of a local corrections officer (Donna Leanne Harris) pimped out by an inmate, smuggling cell phones and drugs, handled with disbelief and dark comedy (“That’s … impressive. That’s a set of balls.”).
• Ongoing riff: The crew imagines their own hapless sales colleagues being coerced into similar schemes. (“Put this cell phone up your ass, Ed. You want to make money or not? I do so love money …”)

6. Parenting Anxieties, Teen Trends & Homecoming Fears

• [59:26] Discussion on “pheromone maxing”: dumb teenagers skipping showers, believing their musk will make them sex gods, inspired by social media “pheromone cologne” ads.
• The hosts discuss the terrors of parenthood, especially with teens heading to homecoming (“Chain her to the radiator!”), while Brady nervously tries to downplay his own daughter Kirby’s social plans.

“Most guys who smell spread disease … Any girl attracted to a swamp ass gets pregnant, leaves the baby with grandma.” – Holmberg [66:18]

7. Sports, Gambling, and the Dark Heart of Spectatorship

• Recap of the previous night’s NFL game ([37:00 onward]), betting talk with an undercurrent of suspicion about how Vegas “always knows.”
• Dark humor about watching football “for the chance Tua goes gang signs again,” underlining how violence and spectacle lure even reluctant viewers (“Now I watch the Dolphins in case Tua gets knocked out. It’s sad but true.”)

8. The Fireside Chat: Laughs in a Dark Hour

• Listener Kevin emails for a shout-out after his father’s passing. The show improvises a morbid but good-natured “laugh for Kevin’s family” segment, soliciting (and mostly butchering) dark jokes from callers [~1:12:30–1:27:00].
• Holmberg muses about the burden of being asked to make people laugh in grief, recounts “professional jackass” duty.

“My dad just died. Make me laugh. Here’s a video of a man eating diarrhea. That’s the best I can do.” – Holmberg [113:58]

9. Brady Report: News, Science and Absurdities

• [82:39] Friday fun facts (Lincoln on pennies, origin of big-boob porn searches, Toy Hall of Fame nominees, etc.).
• Science update: progress in resurrecting the woolly mammoth and dodo bird, moon mining, ant species with double-mating queens.
• Gags about extinct animals, dodo birds, grave-digging competitions in Hungary, and a Louisiana teacher busted for bringing cocaine to school.

“Playing God is bad ... Dodo birds—what if they were the honking rape bird no one ever talked about?" – Holmberg [96:05]

10. The Guadalupe Squares: The Return of Bananas and FCC Shadows

• The Friday signature: rapid-fire, R-rated Hollywood Squares parody with impressions (Carolla, Trump, Kamala, Mahomes, etc.), with running jabs at the FCC, the West Valley, and arm’s-length tributes to Arizona’s “crazy.”
• This week’s squares feature everything from “extinction expert Brady” to the ghost of Mama Cass, riffs on the dodo bird, and a Kermit-voiced Patrick Mahomes.
• Notable: The Squares are longer, more explicit, and very much in the show’s sweet spot for returning listeners, blending local color, dark comedy, and self-mockery.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Arizona Memes and TV Coverage:

  • "We need all the hillbillies, Mexicans, and Indians again to scare off all the whites that are thinking about moving in here with their ideas.”
    — Holmberg [21:44]

• Social Media & History:

  • "If we had social media when Kennedy got popped… it would’ve been a nightmare of people celebrating. Nothing’s different except we know more.”
    — Holmberg [13:10]

• On Parenting Teens:

  • “If you think it’s cute your son has pheromone spray and isn’t washing, the only thing he’s going to attract is a hillbilly girl—and you’re going to have to deal with her for the rest of your grandchild’s life.”
    — Holmberg [64:35]

• On FCC Overreach:

  • “That’s strong arming... That’s not the way it’s supposed to work. But of course, that’s where we are seven days after a guy’s head exploded on TV.”
    — Holmberg [24:00]

• Morbid Listener Service:

  • “My dad just died. Make me laugh. Here’s a video of a man eating diarrhea. That’s the best I can do.”
    — Holmberg [113:58]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:45–04:15 — Opening banter; Arizona’s TV face; local lunatics as civic asset
• 06:45–10:45 — The death of unity; Westboro nostalgia; social media compared to past tragedies
• 13:10–18:30 — FCC, censorship, and the "new normal" in broadcast/media
• 18:30–24:00 — Real estate, city growth, driving newcomers away
• 48:30–57:00 — Prison “pimp” scandal; comedic reenactment; sales team satire
• 59:26–68:00 — Teen hygiene trends; homecoming parenting anxieties
• 82:39–98:00 — Brady Report: fun facts, toy news, science, animal weirdness
• 113:58–127:00 — Fireside Chat: grief, gallows humor, listeners trying to bring laughter after loss
• 140:45–166:30 — Guadalupe Squares: Parodies, local shade, FCC references, offensive fun

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains HMS’s trademark style: biting, self-aware humor with a willingness to offend, satirize, and lampoon Arizona culture, American dysfunction, and the hosts themselves. Every segment ricochets from sharp social observation to crude slapstick, turning serious headlines (politics, protests, FCC outrage) into fodder for punchlines. The group’s chemistry, insider jokes, and real sense of local identity ground the absurdity, making even the darkest riffs oddly cathartic.

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For listeners new and old, this episode is a full-throttle ride through the best and worst of local radio—a little bit dangerous, a little bit unhinged, and always ready to make you laugh at the apocalypse.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Well, and then what about the people that don't want people going in there?

[A]

Well, that's what I'm talking about. It's a giant target. There's gonna be a hundred thousand anticipated people. That sounds nice when you think about, oh, I don't know, everyone being on the same page, but about 10 to 15,000 of those people are gonna be outside causing trouble and a ruckus and protesters and jackasses and maybe even paid by some other organization. If you're one of those people that believes in that, and there's a reason why Trump just made Antifa a terrorist group. They're gonna be blamed for anything that goes wrong this Sunday. You couldn't drag me over to that thing. I can do my morning at home for people that I think were wrongly taken out, and I most certainly think that. But remember, Brett, about a week and a week and a day ago, a brilliant young philosopher was on the radio. Where was that? Oh, it was here. Here at 98KUPD. And what did I say? We could probably get along for two days. History has my guide. We can probably agree that this is all bad for two days, but give it a week and we'll be at each other's throats again. Well, I was off by a day.

[B]

I was gonna say, did we get to two?

[A]

I don't remember. Didn't we got to about 30 hours.

[B]

All right.

[A]

And then everything went sideways, and then everything went crazy. Within the week, we have a complete and utter inability to get along in any situations. That should be kind of like a cleansing, the sorbet of our world. We should all take a little bite of that orange ice cream, cleanse our palates and go, we've all kind of lost the plot. I'm guilty of it. You're guilty of it. Let's take a step back. We're incapable. All of a sudden, we're arguing that Jimmy Kimmel and the fcc. And there's an argument to be made, but that's the next move we make within a week because of this thing. It's out of control. And that. Man, I'm telling you, if I lived over in that area, there's a good Chance I'd Airbnb something in Scottsdale for the weekend. I'm getting the hell out of there. I Airbnb my place out there, too. I take all my clothes and anything I care about and I get it out and I'm renting it and I'm going over to another place because this is going to be nuts. Hopefully I'm wildly wrong. I don't think anything bad will happen, but, man, it's not going to be worth the hassle of driving through. Some guy on one side is going to see another guy on another side with a sign. I talked to a dude yesterday who's 82, I think 80 or 82, I don't know, a friend of my dad's, long time ago. And I had a chat with. Ran into him chatting with him. We were talking about. He said, all right, because nobody has anything to talk about. What do you think of what's going on? I'm like, that's nuts. Nuts, right? He's earned radio and the FCC deal. And I'm like, yeah, it's. It's a. It's a slippery area. And I'm not real sure I agree with how it's being handled, especially with the FCC dude going on radio shows yesterday, telling everybody, you know, the Views next, keeping an eye on those ladies. And as much as I don't care for the women on the View, don't. The FCC is not a punching thing. It reacts. It doesn't. It's not an offensive. It's a defensive, and it has to react in a certain way. So he's talking and he goes, I remember when I was a kid, my whole town started to celebrate the day Martin Luther King got shot. And I'm like, no kidding? And I started to think, can you imagine with social media, what would have happened to this country when Martin Luther King got shot if the news didn't control how this was presented and you got access to, you know, people in Tempe going, good, he's dead. And all this other stuff. This would have been.

[B]

It was already bad to report the celebrations going on.

[A]

It wouldn't have been reported. It would have been in your feed. It would have been all. You'd have seen it. I watched a lady on Instagram yesterday talking to her kids and decided to post this on her Instagram that said, guess what? And these kids are like four and five. Guess what? The best news ever. Guess who's gone? And the little kid smiles and goes, donald Trump is dead. And mom laughs. No. Second best news. The Vice president. No. Jesus Christ. Third best news. And then she goes, Elon Musk. And then the mom laughs and turns the camera on herself and just shakes her head like, can you believe how awesome my kids are? And I'm like, oh, my God, lady. Wow, you posted that? There's something wrong. There's tons wrong. But it's the one thing we have to do. And again, it's not different. The only thing that's different is how much, you know. The Insta, the Instagram, Facebook, Reddit, discord, all this stuff, it's. The stuff you know is different. Martin Luther King had plenty of people celebrating when he got shot. Poland. JFK had plenty of people celebrating when he got shot. Now you go to the memorial. Those people went to JFK's funeral. They weren't. They weren't sure of the groups if they thought everybody was in mourning together. The President had died and. And maybe to a certain degree they were better about it than we are. But now people are going over here Sunday with their dukes up thinking, I see any of those jackasses protesting, I'm gonna do something about it. Now, you couldn't get me anywhere near State Farm Stadium this weekend.

[B]

Why can't it just go back to.

[A]

Just 13, you know, colonies?

[B]

No, 13 to 20 people protesting. Like a soldier's funeral organization.

[A]

Remember that? Those are them's, the good old days.

[B]

Across the street have their banner.

[A]

You're remembering out loud that glorious Westboro Baptist Church. They'd show up with God hates homo F word signs. Little kids reading the Bible and telling you you're going to hell because you say those were the good old days when lunatics, look, I forgot about them. Their name, the Westboro Baptist Church. I remember them fondly now. They were the only ones you could drive by and go look at. These mother lunatics should be in jail anyway. Ah, well, they got overrun by society being weirder than them. Somehow or another, they got out nutballed I and they changed their name.

[B]

And now that's why it's so big.

[A]

Yeah, now it's called the Catholic Church. And it just doesn't make sense to me that you could out nutball the Westboro Baptist Church to where they're like, well, we're useless now. They didn't even ramp it up. They had the decency to go, well, never mind. I forgot about them until you just mentioned it because everything's been so crazy since they had those girls that would sing songs about how great Hitler was and they cross the street from anytime a funeral For a soldier would happen, those wretched, horrible human beings would be outside. And now I'm like, God, I wish that was all there was that we recognized Their loonies.

[B]

You never felt really threatened by that.

[A]

Cuz they were just loud and on purpose. And now you really think the people who are loud and on purpose are also active? They'll fight you. They'll shoot you.

[B]

Hope they're on their meds.

[A]

Yeah. When they're protesting. Yep. And that was the other thing Westboro Baptist was before everybody was on I can't handle my emotions medicine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And at a certain degree, a certain point, I think the Westboro Baptist people realized we'll get our asses kicked if we start throwing hands. We can just yell and they'll yell back and maybe somebody will get mad at us, but we'll. They were passive aggressive enough to know if somebody else threw the first stone. They were the victims. Despite the God hates homo F word signs at military funerals. They were horrible people. Horrible. But they were.

[B]

I think they. Maybe they gave up.

[A]

Remember when the Foo Fighters played? Played at the West Baptist. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That was our protest back. Back when we were sort of normal. This one says, thank God for dead soldiers. Yeah. They dressed up like hillbillies and they played for him. God hates homo F words. There it was. And the. And they wrote horrible songs and sang it at the Westboro Baptist people. And they cheered like, oh, they're for us. And then they realized shortly after they were being made fun of by the Foo. Yeah. Pretty bad. Yeah. Somebody in the back had a sign said foo you. It was a better time when that's all we had. But now I don't even know what to trust. And that's the sad part is. Cause you know, there are certain people who probably would want to go. I wouldn't want to go to that. And also there's too many figureheads there that make one lunatic want to do something silly. And the next thing you know, I'm getting hit with something by a guy who is aiming at a JD Vance or. I'm not. I'm not rooting for any of that. I'm just saying that in my head I can't imagine that something stupid won't happen outside of that gigantic. They said on the news last night they were expecting 90 to 115,000 people out there at the stadium. Hopefully they're overestimating because the thing holds 65 the price 76 the great lawn will have. And that's what I'm saying. We Got this nice rain last night. The sky's gonna look beautiful. It's gonna look gorgeous, and we're gonna look like lunatics on tv. It's just. It's gonna be crazy. So please, for God's sakes. Oh, and I know it's a tough time right now, but just drive around and draw in the ice hill. We need you. We need you more than ever. Make our city look stupid this weekend. Please, without violence. Just make. Make people in Buffalo look at it and go, that place just loony bin filled with Mexicans and hillbillies. If anybody can do it, the west side can do it. West side, we're counting on you. Damn right. Come on. You always embarrass us. This is the big weekend. This is your big chance. West Valley. Pull your pants down and walk around for no reason at all. Do it. Let's go. Full 27th Avenue for the cameras. Can we. Can we just make everybody think the place sucks because it's going to look spectacular on television after this beautiful rain. The sun's going to be out. It's going to be nuts. It's going to be crazy. So have fun if you want to go. This guy says, I work for Southwest Gas, and some of us are having to work on Sunday on standby in case some loonies do anything. They're already talking about cutting gas lines. Jesus Christ. I've made the right choice before even making a choice.

[B]

Yeah, thanks for that. You could have kept that to yourself.

[A]

It was. No, he couldn't have. Just. Just remind people that it's just. Yeah, man, oh, man. It is a. It's a thing. But it's going to happen this weekend. And, you know, I'm going to start calling myself John A. Stadtle, because last week when I was just basically like, gosh, I'd sure love it if we could. We could take a tragedy at one point in our lives and say, you know, we're better than this, and we actually do that. But it took us 30 hours. Brett's right. I said two days, which makes. Makes Baba Venga and me a little bit the same. Just a little off of my prediction of we'll have two days and then. And then we'll start fighting again. And it was. It was 30 hours, we started fighting, and then within 72 hours, the place had gone completely haywire. And I don't understand. And it is social media's fault. We. It would have happened in the Kennedy days, too, when Kennedy took a poke. And then if we had social media back Then it would have been a nice nightmare of people celebrating that because you forget Kennedy, Nixon in 1960, a stolen election, that's been proven. It was like 5149, tight divided country looking at two new wars at all sorts of stuff. Kennedy wasn't exactly the most beloved 90 percenter. Like he was a half president, the country, half of them hated him. And then you got Brett's people that got him in there and he turned on him. So then Brett's people were like, oh, this guy right here. Now you got the mobs mad, the politics are mad, everybody's shutting down, the CIA mad. He was very Trump. That's how he won Chicago. Kennedy was very Trump. I want to thank you for getting me elected there mob. Now I'm also going to try to dismantle you from the inside with my brother. And they're like, no you're not. Also, while I'm at it, goodbye CIA. It's the, it was very Trumpy. And I'm going to hammer every girl that comes in this White House. Let's get started. Well, that was a Clinton esque part of it. It was also Trump, Trump. Look, and if Trump wasn't 80. No, I mean while he's in is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I mean he had secret service agents who were keeping an eye on Jackie and where she was. So if he was hammering a chick. Now keep in mind, code word, heads up. Here's the thing about Kennedy no one pays attention to or no one ever brings up in history. And it's very true. He could barely walk. His back was so twisted and bad that dude could barely walk. It was just for government functions and speeches to make him look strong. FDR was very similar in that regard, except for he got so bad that he actually stopped being able. But they would stand him up and prop him up for things every once in a while you never saw him walking because it was a catastrophe. Plop him down in that chair and wheel him out. Kennedy wasn't far off. Oh, they chaired him. Yeah. But when there was young in the White House, Kennedy was. I'll stand up for this. In fact, look at me, I'm standing in two spots.

[B]

Energized.

[A]

He was. Yeah, he was. The only time his, the cure for his spinal injury was, you know, the plank. A piece of ass 25 year old intern that would roll in. Never made a big deal out of that lady's book that said she lost her virginity to Kennedy in the White House pool. And while he was boning her. Secret Service came in and said I forgot her code name. Code name Eagle. Pink Eagle is in the house. Pink Eagle is back. I have to get rid of you. Hands this naked lady to his brother and he finishes off her virginity.

[B]

I thought it was. It was in keeping the family Palm Desert, wasn't it at the Sinatra's house?

[A]

I just know they were. Oh, there's plenty of called plenty of times I got a meeting. Plenty of times where he had the Pink Eagle show up. I did not expect this to happen. You've got to finish off this girl's cherry. I'm about halfway through digging the sides out of this cherry, but I gotta go, Jackie. This brother's like, okay, I'll get hard for that. Those two were crooked as hell, but nobody remembers it. And had we had social media back then, that presidency would have ended in an impeachment, no question. Instead he's on money. That's how much better it was without social media. We got completely bamboozled by what he really was. Until later.

[B]

Yeah. Imagine that election now, please.

[A]

Oh, Nixon.

[B]

You think there weren't recounting and all that.

[A]

Nixon was Alex Jones. He thought everyone was after him. He would. If he had the power of the Internet. That would have been. He would have been Trump first. He'd have been tweeting out silly memes and stuff about what Kennedy's doing and diving into illegal rooms and stealing stuff from the elections. Nothing's different except we know more. And the one thing that you used to do that made this.

[B]

Made it maybe a little bit harder for them to.

[A]

Well, we were just naive. That's the whole purpose is to keep us uninformed. Now, there's an argument to be made that more informed populace is probably better off, but we don't know how to react to it. As proof for the last seven days and what I assume will be an annoying weekend. Please, please.

[B]

The gas company with crew standby. Can we have someone on the streaming and Internet side Because if they cut into the football.

[A]

Oh, if you screw up. YouTube.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You thought you had a problem with this, you know, with some of these protesters.

[B]

Need crew standing by on that.

[A]

We need. Yeah. If you do something to scramble service. Yeah. There's going to be a problem you'll hear a lot more of. Yeah. It's going to be the whole freeway. Please. I say it for the Phoenix open, which always looks amazing on television. We need all of you. And I know if I was Mexican right now, I know this is a tough call. Because the ICE stuff and things like that, you don't really want to start screaming, I'm wildly Mexican right now, especially over there. But if you show like Alabama and Mississippi and New York and West Virginia and all those people that are thinking about leaving and they're looking at Texas and Florida and Arizona as options and California, if California is looking for it, and we, we throw them one of these deals, oh, man, they'll stay. And that's exactly what we want them to do. Because the ones who are watching Fox News this weekend are gonna get treated to some beautiful footage of our town. Because it's pretty. We live in paradise. I used to want this city to be like 20 million strong. No, we're full up, baby. We probably got 8 or 900,000 too many. I now understand why, as I was growing up in this town, this was a cow town, a bootlick. This was a nothing city. Eight or nine hundred thousand people in the eighties, max. And every time you were here, every time in the 80s, and I remember not being a politically active kid, but paying attention kid, we had something called the Rio Salado project in the 80s, which was a giant wagon wheel across the entire town with spokes that led to the downtown of train tracks for mass transit. Trains. Remember this? And it kept like being like the everybody's. This is the best thing that's ever happened to a city that's growing. Like they're getting so far ahead of it and constantly voted down. The old people are like, nope. So then we turned to, how about freeways? Absolutely not. You're going to turn us into la. And I'm like, these old people, they hate progress. They don't want to be a big city. They were right. Because, like, you build freeways and people show up. They realized way back in the day how beautiful this town was. And the bigger it. Let's make some money. The bigger it got, the more weirdos showed up and they're like, no, no, no, we'll be fine as is. I don't mind looking at north of Camelback Mountain and seeing nothing but dirt. But no, look at us. Look what we did. We made it even better. Now this is it. We have to cut it off and you guys have to do it. You know who I'm talking about. Hey, Indians, I think right now we should have Native American free Budweiser day for Saturday and Sunday and just let them have at it. And Desert diamond is not far from the. And just have the cameras occasionally catch a few. Look, by the way, just this just in Slayer live. Sunday afternoon on the Great Lawn, one o'. Clock. Slayer, live. Beer's free. He'll scare away all the Easterners and Californians if you just start standing outside. Slayer. Budweiser. We'd be like, yes. Yes. Yes. Louder. The Californians will hate this. Yeah. It's a time that we have to make our city look terrible. And as that rain rolled through and the thunder last night, I just laid in bed going, it's gonna look gorgeous on tv. There's gonna be no smog. The air's gonna be perfect. Everything's gonna look clean. We need to call on the hillbillies and the Mexicans and the Indians again to scare off all the. All the whites that are thinking about moving in here with their ideas. Please, for God's sake. Maryvale. If you could start some gigantic, like, citywide wrestling match. If we could get footage of that, like, just. The whole high school went crazy, just grappling, turned into a giant rat. King of people in Maryville and be like, this city's out of its mind. We're moving to Texas. Like, hooray. Austin loses. They're thinking about moving, all of them. And Chicago, New York. Oh, they're all thinking about leaving. And what's the first thing they do? I don't want to be hearing the violence of this city anymore. Where's it warm? Oh, boy, we're on that list. 59th Avenue, Camelback. Just go right over there. Yeah. And for you, real estate agents getting a little bit tired of you guys showing all these your job now. And I'm going to talk to Hopkins about this later, although he does it a little differently. As you get. Somebody goes, we just moved here from Rochester, New York, because we're just tired of it, you know, when we wanted some warmth. First of all, we got some beautiful places to show you. Drive them right over to Maryvale. This is about as good as it gets. This is. This is the nicest city. We've got Holmberg's morning sickness on tv. I've heard about Scottsdale. Jesus Christ, Scottsdale. No, that's filled with gang violence. And Gilbert's filled with goons.

[B]

Mythical city.

[A]

Paradise Valley is a joke name. We made it a joke because it's. It's so the opposite. This is as good as we've got. It's called Maryvale. We're moving to Texas. Ah, sorry to hear that. Sorry to hear it. Get them out of here. Real estate agents. I know you're looking for your dollar.

[B]

Just a swee. Weekend.

[A]

Calm it down. Real Estate agents. Yeah, when they're in town for the big thing, you know, this place is gorgeous. They're gonna fly in and look at the skyline and the clean air and the blue skies and the 93. It's a little warm, but this isn't bad. I can deal with this. It's a dry heat.

[B]

We need to rename our town Iceland, way back when.

[A]

Too much irony there. I. As long as we include the periods Iceland. But no, because then that'll draw in all of the. The hillbillies will come running over. No, I don't want to go. Yeah, it'll be like a bunch of General Lees and people with granny on the top of the car. We need to name this place. Closed for business. We'll deal with it from the outside. The island of Phoenix, we should call it. So you're saying build a wall around the state. Build a wall. Build a wall around this? Build a. Yes, well, around the city, not the state. We don't. Yeah, we don't want Tucson included in this. You can have Tucson. This is where this should have happened. And it's down in Tucson. And it's a. You know, at its core, it's an actual beautiful thing that's going to happen this weekend and a bunch of people uniting, saying goodbye to someone who was assassinated and wrongfully so. And it could be nice, but it won't be because we're human. And the thing that'll wreck that is people who wreck things. And they're going to be out there and then our gorgeous town will have, you know, some sort of melee on its hands on the Great Lawn. I can't think. The Cardinals have a Thursday night game. That's why next week, Right. So they're road. And then they come home for their Thursday. Damn it. No one listens to me. And I'm always pretty much on the point on this one. I don't understand it anymore, but told you last week, it'll take us a week before we hate each other again. I was wrong. By about. It was literally 30. 30 hours in. 30 hours late. I was. And then, you know, I didn't expect this to be the thing. And that FCC guy is pissing me off a little bit. He went on TV yesterday going, well, you know, if ABC didn't do anything about it, we were seriously considering fining abc. And then ABC made the decision. And then they said. Then he goes on and says, I'm going to think about going after the View. They should have there. He's basically saying, the View is now a news operation, and they are held to the standards of news. What people don't realize is the FCC's two rules. You can make fun of comedy and be a comedy show and do all the political stuff you want and not be beholden to the one rule of equal time. But if you become based on source. Source of information, you become news. And when you start bashing somebody, you've got to equal time that group. And he's saying, that's going to happen to the View. That's strong arming. You can't do it. That's not the. That's not the way it's supposed to work. If they're not breaking the rules that are set right now, you can't change. You can't move the goal posts. I don't like this at all. Not even a little bit. But of course, that's where we are. Seven days after a guy's head exploded on tv. Because we can't have that. We can't just sit back and be normal. I don't get it. This guy says, send him to the new community, Verma Land, way out west. I don't know what that is, but I like the name of it. Is that a real thing?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's Verma Land?

[B]

I don't know. I've just. I remember going by and.

[A]

And you've driven past Verma Land.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where is it? You think so, or, you know, Are you doing. Are you doing ceiling tiles right now?

[B]

No, but I'm. Well, I'm doing ceiling tiles because I can't remember if it's west side or on the way to San Diego.

[A]

That would be the west side as well.

[B]

Yeah. Southwest going down highway.

[A]

Verma Land. Look up Verma Land. What the hell is that? Right now this guy says don't use my name, but my wife works for the VA and they're preparing for possible mass casualty event. Oh, good. Well, at least we're prepared. That's what I'm happy about. Yeah. I'm not having any fun with the idea of this. And it could, you know, it's just a simple goodbye to someone. Can't you just leave it alone? Can't lunatics just leave it alone on both sides? Please. I want to get back to farting on stuff and puking at Brett's videos and having the time of my life. I don't want to have to sit there and worry about this. I put more on the hillbillies. At least that'll keep those wacky lefties away, make us think that we're all crazy, gun toting Yosemite Sams. And then they don't want to. They don't want to be around that. Now keep California. The taxes are just so high. I'm gonna take my ideas to Arizona. Turn on the television. Never mind. We're going to Texas. We have to make Texas look more normal. It's nuts. It's crazy. We read crazy stories every day. The news is always like, what is going on? This is. This is happening here in our city. So I got my fingers crossed that we behave. And I think we might, but the weirdos that are flying in might not. God, Brady, you're right. I miss that. West Baptist, Westboro Baptist Church so much. Used to be as simple as about 25 people with terrible signs that we all knew were bad and just sit and stare at him going, you guys are out of your mind. What an abhorrent group. And all they wanted you to do was punch them. That's all they were trying to do, is just antagonize you to punch them and make them victims. And then they'd sue people who threw stuff at them or rocks or something. I miss, you know, I miss the PETA people that used to throw red paint on folks who wore fur. They were nuts too.

[B]

They've been quiet too.

[A]

Well. Cause they got out crazy. They got out nutballed. And now nutballs are just normal, like everyday people are now nutballs. It used to be when you were a member of the Westboro Baptist Church, that's all you did. You didn't have a regular job sitting next to Brady. And then you find out, did you realize Emily was at the Westboro Baptist Church? Oh my God. It was kind of quiet. Now everybody's wearing it on the outside.

[B]

Even if the gang from 24th street and Camelback trying to get better wages or, you know, used to protest there. That was fine. There's like 50 people maybe.

[A]

And they'd have a sign that just said, shame on you, John McCain. And they're like, oh, yeah, that is shame on me. And that was what was supposed to make a politician go, jeez, I'm not doing a good job. Was a sign that just said, shame on you. I'll take that. Brian Spangler, who was removed from my Halloween event a couple years ago for being dressed up too much like an Indian chief to where making people uncomfortable. Plus he was a little loud, just sent me a picture of it, said, I'm gonna dust off the gear, I'm gonna rally up. I'm gonna Head down there and mix it up a little bit. That's what the TV needs to see. An Indian chief losing his mind outside of the stadium. Not necessarily attacking people or anything, but just there. We need a bad reputation, God damn it. We need cameras in Tucson. Nobody wants to go there. It's insane. What's Verma Land? This guy just said Vermilion's a semi trailer turned billboard on the side of the town, probably 20 miles west of town. Just what they call a chunk of land owned by who knows who. It's like preemptive naming of a community that's still 15 years from being reached. So it's Verma land is just a goof. Okay, well, there it is, just a billboard. Brady almost pulled over to see if they've got any good taco shops. He remembers it. Verma land might have a good shop. It takes Brady about 18, 19 hours to get to San Diego with all the pull offs for the tacos. Not anymore, though. Now it's just a straight shot. Pulls over for maybe a bottle of water and then he keeps going. And that's all you're allowed to have. No more. El Centro has the best. Dot, dot, dot.

[B]

Lost Paul Meters.

[A]

No, terrible. It's El Centro. Nothing in El Centro is good. Nothing in El Centro is worth pulling over for. You're going to San Diego. I guarantee you there's a better restaurant in San Diego. Just wait the extra hour and a half. Why would you go to a big city like San Diego with a belly full of food from El Cent? Why? Why?

[B]

Just want to mess up the sewage there.

[A]

You don't. You took a dump there that fast. El Centro. I know.

[B]

You finally get it to San Diego and then.

[A]

And then you take a dump in San Diego. So you ruin the hotel room, you. You ruin your stomach, get to San Diego and then wreck the vacation's first day by dropping El Centro loads in the shared bathroom.

[B]

Leave the resort?

[A]

That's right. No, just your room. Caitlyn and Kirby had to sit through Brady's El Centro bomb. All right, that'll do it. We should probably get out of here. It's gonna be weird for a couple of days. Mr. Bogan, are you healthy? If you can believe it. Yeah, but that smell tells you otherwise, I think. Sorry. Caitlin. Hey, Caitlin. I like to sleep with my sheets off and I get those nocturnal erections, so just divert your eyes. We're sharing a room. This one says. I don't know if you guys remember seeing this, but years ago when they had a big freeze Back east. And then hurricanes, real estate. People put billboards out there saying what the current weather in Phoenix, Arizona was. You sons of bitches. I hope you lost your license for that. That's out of your jurisdiction. Yeah, Joshua lives in Texas. He says don't send them here. There's an awful lot of demons and hellcats in my neighborhood. Like, all right, that will scare away the average frightened white. You see too many hellcats. The frightened white who doesn't like her city anymore. I was thinking about moving to Austin, but so many hellcats. Nice job, guys. And then to everybody. And then you realize there's more unity racially in Austin because even the black people like, we'll drive the hellcats around. When you get these crazies in town, maybe we need to have all the dodge dealers just bring all their hellcats down. There it is. Spend a day with a hellcat. Yeah, Dodge, we need you to get in on this. West Valley Dodge. Spend a day with a hellcat and then you just go in and say, hey, man, I heard it was better day with a hellcat. Yep. One rule, though, is you can't drive it anywhere. East valley. It has to stay right up and down the. The 101 by the stadium. I can do that. Yeah. Only in the avenue. Stick it around here.

[B]

The RV expos they have.

[A]

Yeah, there you go. And a hellcat expo right next to this thing. So scared whites won't like what's going on in there. I didn't realize Arizona was so diverse. And. Yeah, and by the way, spend a day with a hellcat also includes car stereo. We're gonna just blow it up. And I want you to drive around with the latest Gunna song going. No. Scared white women will leave in a heartbeat. And we'll all high five afterwards. We'll get rid of them. Get rid of the white ladies from other cities. That's the plan this weekend. Last thing we. Aerial shots of this town this weekend after that beautiful rain. Trust me, they'll drag ass out here with their cruddy old furniture and crappy cars. Miserable ideas, thinking they're getting a new start on our time. No to that, I simply say go home. Maybe we should do a KUPD hellcat giveaway. We should change all of our digital cruises. We'll give those away. Just line up right next to the stadium. Oh, man, this is brilliant. Get sales up here. Scare all the white women away. It's brilliant. Har will sell the hell out of that. I hear Gunna's gonna do a live free show at the. At the Desert diamond arena right next door. If you guys want to line up. First come, first serve. We're just trying to make white women leave. We gotta get on a plane and get out of this nuthouse. I'm all for that. City's gonna look beautiful. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98kV, wake up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? To you. To you, pt. Thank you, Katie. And the Hobbs. That's miles to nowhere getting us started here. Friday's off and running and it is beautiful out there right now. It's absolutely stunning. A little lightning up north still some storms hanging around, but man, oh, man, is it pretty here. I wrote into work with the windows down. Yeah, I did too. Same thing. I took surface streets and windows down. It was beautiful. It's perfect out there. Glorious. And you know what's really crazy, man? What? What? Secret elixir. I'm starting to fall into the. Maybe all of football is fixed. Maybe it's all phony because saying the dolphins are 11 and a half point underdogs and then losing by 10 is just. I thought that game last. We were making jokes yesterday that Trubisky would be in the game by the end of the third quarter. This was a bloodbath on paper. The Dolphins are suddenly, they're playing for Mike McDaniel and everything's. You know, they love this guy and that they're going to fight and it's tied at halftime. Like, you got to be kidding me. And then sure enough, Bill's put that last one through. Make it. Make it, you know, 10 points. And you're like, they missed by a point again. They're so perfect. And I know that they're never going to get. And I'm never comfortable giving a professional team 10 points in a bet. That's my only betting advice I give to anyone. If the spread is 10 or 11 or 12, don't do it. Something weird can happen.

[B]

Had a sports betting boardroom meeting after you, Dale. And yeah, and that was the sage advice.

[A]

Never bet a 10 point. But you never know if Josh Allen buses Pinky last night.

[B]

Like, I wasn't thinking that because initially I'm going, oh, I'll take the Bills.

[A]

Oh, in my head, I want it to be 30. I want it to be 30 to 7, because that's what it seems like it should be. But When Vegas says 10, 11 points, they're right. They're almost always right. It's very rare when they're like, wow, we didn't see that in football. In college, I looked at the first week of college spreads. Actually it was the second week. And you're looking at the Ohio State game.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

They're like 38 point favorites. And I think they won by like 42. It was an insane number that was almost dead on the money.

[B]

Yeah, they did it again cover last week.

[A]

They didn't cover last week, but it's what. It's probably closed. Right. And that's the fun of it. They're like, well, you're going to be a point or two on either side of this. Very rarely are we going to nail it to the point, but you're going to be a point. We're almost going to guess this dead on. It's insane. And I wanted to bet that game because I'm like, buffalo's going to walk on these guys. If you've watched the Dolphins play at all, they've been horrible. Vegas knows. Vegas knows. It felt so much like it was like, this is just to get gamblers that took that 12 point action never, ever, ever, ever take 10 or more in a professional game. I will also say this in college for betting. If anybody's getting 40 points, take it. That's hard to cover. And they are amazing at how often they call that shot. Alabama's gonna beat this school you've never heard of by 62 points. 62 point spread. I'll take 62. And the final score is 63 to nothing. How did they do that? It's amazing. Last night I watched him like, there's no way this is even competitive. I was texting with Tripp yesterday a little bit and he said all this that's going on fcc this, that and the other. He goes, the only thing I'm interested in is can the Dolphins keep this game competitive? And I'm like, no. I mean, don't. You're gonna waste your time watching that one. And I found out something else and this is a terrible thing. And I'm gonna throw my friend Anthony Pagliso under the bus as well. He texted me and he said, do you. Why do you watch the Dolphins? Like we were basically saying, why would we ever take time out of our lives to watch the Miami Dolphins play on foot, football game on tv? And we both. And then just quick answer, like, you, you Answer and I'll answer at the same time. This question we both answered to see if Tua goes gang signs again. It's a terrible way to think.

[B]

I'd have to. I was thinking either Tua or the cheetah.

[A]

I don't care about any of that. I don't care about competitive football at all. The only reason I watch, and it's his fault, because I had so much empathy for Tua Tungavailoa when he hit the ground and started to do the crab hands for a second. And I'm like, well, that's it. He needs to step away. That's two weeks in a row.

[B]

Is there going to be death on the field?

[A]

That one. That's the fourth one I've seen him do. He needs to be smart and step away from the game. And then within a week he's like, no, I'm coming back. And it's like, all right, well then that's why I'm watching. You're basically a Willinda now. You're a high wire act. I don't watch the Dolphins for competitive football. I can't stand their uniforms. It's like the gayest uniform in the world. It's got a little cute fish on it. The sun is on it and it's turquoise and it's the gayest uniform I've ever seen. And then now they got a guy out there who's like, well, we're not interesting. Unless. So I found myself in true. The darkness of me saying the only reason I really would ever watch this is to see if Tua has a moment because I don't feel sorry for him anymore.

[B]

You think if it happens during the game and finally, you know, you're watching it and Tua gets hit and you're like. Is your first comment there?

[A]

It is the same thing I watch when they put those dudes on TV who walk on wires over the Grand Canyon. I'm not watching for him to finish. You have to know what you're watching for. You don't watch that for.

[B]

It's been a waste the last couple.

[A]

Yeah, because. Because why he made it. They're latched into boring. If he. Yeah, because TV doesn't want to take. That's one thing that the FCC is like, hey, don't. Don't televise this. Not like in the 70s now. Right. And those were taped. They knew better. The live events of, you know, they knew they were on huge delays if. If Knievel crashed and he did sometimes, like, as long as he's Alive, we'll air it. But when Melinda went over the Grand Canyon, like, we are not televising your death. It would have been more interesting TV had he not been strapped in. And they just had like a 40 second delay. They're like, there's no way you're gonna want. If he slips off this thing, it's just gonna go blank. And we'll be like, something horrible's happened. And then the Internet would take over or the news. Well, it would have been showing everything. It would have been on TV eventually, but not live. And that's the risk. I watched those Willinda's one time. Or the wife and the husband were walking towards each other between two high rise buildings and one had to jump over the other. Remember that? And they weren't strapped in for that one. That was that weirdo. And they're like, oh, praise Jesus. Praise the Lord Jesus. As they get closer, they kept talking about God. And I'm like, I think God would have given you the advice not to do. It's got to be somewhere in the Bible. Don't do this. You're just stupid. And they had their sticks, they're wobbling around. And then the husband got crouched down and she crouched down. And I don't remember which one sprung over. The other lands it like, we did it. And I turned it. Immediately I'm like, well, the interest of this is over. They're gonna make it. I have no interest in that. And now I'm that way with Tua Tunga Violoa. Because gang signs made me feel sad. Him running back. It's like if Brett said, hey, I got hit by a car today. I'm like, oh, geez, Brett. All right. And he comes back in next week. Guess what happened to me again. What? I got hit by another car. Like, Brett, you need to stop walking on the freeway. Nope, I'm gonna go back out there. Next second the doctors clear me, I'm like, well, then now I'm just rooting for the video. Because if you're so stupid to keep walking in traffic when it's clearly the end of you, I'm gonna watch. But that's the only reason I watch dolphin games. And that is such a sad state of affairs for my brain. I'm not rooting for it, but I know the possibility is there. And for some reason that's intriguing. Danger. Will it, Won't it happen? Then when it doesn't happen, I walk away going, well, to have survived another week. But that's negligence completely.

[B]

That's my Short term memory there.

[A]

What?

[B]

To realize that he's one concussion away beyond.

[A]

He's already had that concussion. The next one is going to be Detroit. Like that last one was the week after he had. When he shouldn't have been playing this league that cares so much about their heads. He remember when he. It was against the Bills. He got hit and he staggered off like, what in the world? Like. He's pretty concussed, isn't he? And then the next week he's playing again and that's when his hands went crab. Two of hands are a thing. That's how you know we're all dark down inside. Because if I say, oh, you got the two of hands. Somebody's like, ha, ha ha. And they'll do them. You're doing them in your car right now. I know, I know. You guys like, hey, do two of hands. Look to the car to your left and see if anybody else is listening because they're doing two hands are real. And that's nascar. Exactly. That's why you watch it.

[B]

It's why it's like the Thriller video.

[A]

That's why people who aren't into it watch it. Yeah, well, it's. No, because that's at least rhythmic. Brady, don't compare him to the Thriller zombies. Those are actually dancers. And by the way, they were dead. So it's. The correlation is close because they are gone. It's nuts. But I watched last night thinking to myself, mel, Miami's gonna get killed. The only reason to watch this game is the just in case factor. I also watched Demar Hamlin. I keep my eyes on number three for the Bills. I'm like, how's he looking for? All right? He seems okay. Everybody does. But the second you have the opportunity to step away for your own benefit and you say, nope, I'm running it out there. When I watch boxers and they've got that strange, you know, their nose is the fight again. Just one more fight. Like, all right, I'm going to watch this and you're going to get destroyed and I'm not going to feel bad for you when they. When they lose the ability to not have sinuses in their mouth. I think I got one good fight left for me. I'm going to put it out there.

[B]

That we're going to win this fight.

[A]

You're 52. Stop it. Kyle emails. He said, when you first said the phrase, why would anyone ever watch a Dolphins game? I immediately said out loud to a hand. It's why we all watch the Dolphins. Except unless You're a Dolphins fan and why are you that no one was alive when the Dolphins were good. No one. I think I was nine the last time. The Dolphins were like super relevant. Then they tried again in the late 90s for a couple of years with Zach Martin, but they didn't have a quarterback. They haven't been good since I was single digit aged, since Marino. Marino, he was the last one. And even then that was only from like 82 to 90. And then after 90 you're like, eh, they're winning, but they're not going to win it. They're like the Steelers right now. Yeah, they got some wins under their belts. They're not going anywhere.

[B]

Yeah, 91. When I first moved out here, I. That's the reason, only reason I went to the Cardinal game.

[A]

To see Dan Marino. Yeah, yeah. Because it was on the, you know, he wasn't on the tail end, but it was the Shula thing. Like, yeah, they're competitive but they're not going to the Super Bowl. Holmberg's morning sickness. We all knew they were good enough. Entertaining. They were nice Broadway show. You go, you enjoy yourself. You didn't see anything. Spec Cardinals, dolphins in 1991. That was for the love of the game. That was not because like my. I got to see that magical 91 dolphins team. No, that they were really good. The only team that beat those 85 bears and that was when they were really at their peak. That was 40 years ago. That was the Patriots. No, no. In the regular season the Bears were 15 and one and the only team that beat him was the Dolphins. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, my bad. Yeah, the Bears crushed the Patriots playoffs. But yeah, and by the way, that's how good the Dolphins were. The Patriots were in the same division and they made it to the Super bowl at 9 and 7 because the dolphins weren't good enough to get through all the teams in the playoff. Ridiculous. So yeah, I watched last night and then at the end when they kicked that field goal, I'm like, those bastards did it again. One and one half points off. That literally is my favorite part of ESPN is Van Pelt's bad beats section when he goes through all the hooks that beat people and like things that happen when the over unders of something where like a guy will block a field goal and run it back and they get two points or something like that. And it's like. And that's the difference between the over under being 49 and 50. Oh, and so many people lost tons of money on this. That and the other. Oh, it's nuts. Bad beats are my favorite thing by a lot. And then we got this one going on which I love this story. A Phoenix woman who worked as a correctional officer at the Arizona prison prostituted herself for an inmate and help smuggle drugs and cell phones into the prison. Are you prostituting? If you're giving the inmate stuff, you're the pimp. You're the. You were the. Yeah, you're the John, right? Yeah. You're the one paying, technically. According to the court documents, detectives said the investigation began earlier this year. Her 27 year old, Donna Leanne Harris worked for the. Worked at Core Civic at the La Palma Correctional center in Eloy. They said they reviewed messages through some sort of thing that they have with the prison. It allows inmates to contact the public through phone calls, emails and messages that showed Yaharusalam Burke's told Harris to set up appointments with men for sex. She had a pimp behind bars. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[B]

She was filling the.

[A]

She was a correctional age facility person. She was a cop. So they pay for sex through Instagram and Snapchat and then found a Facebook account for Harris, which she admitted to turning tricks for Burks. Burks was sending her out to other jails. The correctional officer was being said, yeah, you got a couple of dudes up there in Vegas. You need to get up there and take care of business. And she would, because she knew how to get in and out with stuff. Man, this guy is a pimp. That's pimping ain't easy. The ultra pimp that is you. Pooty Tang's got nothing on this guy. She posted images what she got paid. Well, that's the thing. She posted images of cash discussing prices for Sex X and wired more than $5,500 to the cash app account of Burke's brother. So she pulled. She was 5,500 bucks. This guy's in jail, he's pimping out one of the correctional officers. And his brother's like, I got your money, man. And they were. This is an unbelievable operation. And that's a set of balls if you think about it. He's behind bars looking, and he goes, how you doing, girl? He turned her out. He's a prisoner, she's a correctional officer, and he turned her ass out. I can make you a lot more money than what you make and doing what you're doing. How's that?

[B]

That's a salesman.

[A]

That is a. Yeah, we need to get him downstairs into Susan, sales that you want to talk about. Slump busters. Susan, call him immediately. Susan, get on the horn right away. Get over and call that guy and put him next to Ed and light a fire under Ed's ass in our sales department. Next thing you know, start turning Ed out. Next thing you know. Hey, Ed, I need you to drop something off for me. I don't think I'm comfortable with that, Mr. Burks. I think I need you to soothe it. Ed won't do what I'm saying. You listen to him, Ed. Put this cell phone up your ass. I'm not comfortable with this at all. What will my wife think? Put this cell phone in your ass. Ed, you want to make some money or not? Well, I do love money. I do so love money. Okay, I'll put the cell phone in my ass. Then what? Then I need you go to Boost mobile and get a couple cards. Put those in your ass. So much in my ass, Mr. Burks. Do it. And if you would like to be the number one salesperson, Mr. Burks is a great mentor. That salesman. That is being unafraid to talk to just about anyone. You are a prisoner who managed to not only bring up the topic to the correctional officer, but talk her into it. That's impressive. I don't care what the laws broken here are. That's impressive.

[B]

That guy would come up here and like, hey, endorsement opportunity for you guys.

[A]

We want you guys to endorse Boost up your ass Mobile. I don't think I'm comfortable with that, Mr. Burks. He's making a sale. Mr. Holmberg, why are you so difficult? Sorry, Susan, I just don't want. Ow. What is that? It's a phone up your ass. You just didn't the daughter say it. I'm chilling away for phones up my ass. Do it, John Holmberg. And I'm chilling away for Boost up my ass. Mr. Burke. Where do I go next? We have. I tell you now. I got to go back to jail for a little bit. Susan, I need a ride to jail. Hop in. I will take you immediately. What is this? What kind of car is this? Oh, you'll be blown away. At its speed, Mr. Friend of mine, it is the most unbelievable vehicle you have ever seen. Hop aboard. Off we go. Oh, it's fun because it's the opposite of Susan. But still, you put up pictures of Hitler as a motivational tool down in the sales department. I'm never going to let you forget it. Imagine the hellcat he's going to be able to get when he gets out of jail if his brother hasn't blown through all the resources.

[B]

It might be a Hellcat rv.

[A]

Thousand horsepower rv. I mean, really putting it together out there, Dodge, you can make a sale here. We've just put that on you, Chrysler. We're not counting you out. That 300 hasn't been making a making the rounds like it used to. You put that in RRV form and Mr. Burks might be coming by. He could sell them. Anyway, she started posting images on the Cash app and then they started to look at stuff between January and July. She used Cash apps, Apple Cash, Venmo, and was depositing a range. You asked what the price was, Brady. A range she would deposit at a time between 80 and $2,000. So I think for a good old handy old fashioned, you get an 80 pop on that, then the upgrades and.

[B]

The guy that went two grand.

[A]

Yeah, but who's paying her?

[B]

She had to recover.

[A]

Oh, yeah, but who has $2,000 for a hooker in jail? I think your family members kick in, or I guess you still have to make it.

[B]

Have your, you know, you still have a bunch of cash and. In the wall.

[A]

Yeah, but also it was cash and drugs and stuff going inside of her. She wasn't necessarily always that. She said messages showed that she was trading. She would smuggle drugs and cell phones into prison for him. And then she bragged about two videos where she had sex with him at the La Palma prison. So she kind of made that. I'm 27 the world is about Instagram stuff. Braggart videos on TikTok on how. What's this broad look like? You got a picture? She's not horrible. Her. Her mug shot is a bit. It. Mug shotty. But you know. Yeah, come on.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

What's her name? I gotta look up, see if we can find. See if you can find it on there.

[B]

That roll into correctional.

[A]

Donna Leanne Harris. Oh, yeah, I know that's. And I don't know if I can't see her from the neck down, but she might have a fat ass and that's really bad for her. Oh, yeah. And the joint.

[B]

Well.

[A]

Well, it's great for. Great for loading. Yeah, it's great for. Yeah, it's good clientele. It's the big luggage that she's carrying and that's junk in the trunk is truly what they mean when they talk about her. She was booked into jail on one count of taking contraband into a correctional facility. Unlawful sexual conduct with a correctional facility prison staff against an inmate. One kind of money Laundering one kind of legally conducting an enterprise. All of them are felonies. Her cash only bond is 75,000 if you want her own. Huh? See, Burks. Oh, Burks is solid, man. Can you imagine him sitting next to Ed down there? Oh, man. Hey, man. My name is Burks. Do you have a first name? Yeah, but you couldn't say it. I would like to try, though. I'm into diversity. See, I'm Ed. And there's one thing people say about Ed down in sales. Diversity follows Ed around. All right. My name's Yahoo. Rusala. Nice to meet you, Mr. Burks. That's a wonderful name. I'll never try to say Yahoo. Salam. That's right. Burch likes this chair. And Eddie likes it. Whoo. Damn. Who we with, Ed? Our cube is nice. We got Kelly and we got Jennifer. This is a night. Ed, you best step out of this. I'm gonna do some business with these ladies. Next thing you know, Jen and Kelly are turned out. Guess he's that good a salesperson. You're wasting your time selling home brick and whatever that dick's name is next to him. I can make you some real money, bitch. How so, Mr. Burks? Jerusalem got your back, girl. Put this in your. Is that how it. Yeah. Put this up in your ass and walk around with it for a little while. See how you feel. And then maybe we'll get you some, you know, jobs on the street. And then Susan be like, nobody's making any radio sales and you all have new cars. Mr. Burks is taking over as the sales leader here. I think you can step away, by the way, Susan. Oh, Put this in your ass. We can make this. Next thing you know, Trip's like, I gotta. I gotta get out of here. I got something to deliver. Did Burks put something in your ass? Yes.

[B]

It'S on maximum set for vibration.

[A]

My profits and losses weren't looking as good, so I. I did what Burke said, and we're thriving, but it's uncomfortable. Trip's gonna be rolling in a hellcat next week. Hey, guys. What's going on? Hey. We have no commercials. We're not running. I know. We don't need those anymore. Burke's found a new revenue stream up my ass. I got rid of the Porsche anyway. That's some pretty good pimping right there, if you ask me. He goes to jail, and it doesn't scare him at all. Sees the first female correctional officer not only brings it up, is charming enough to have her go. I'm listening. Yeah, I Knew you would.

[B]

Spreads around all the stations. Then you HEAR the Berkshire 2060 is just doing fabulous right now.

[A]

A digital footprint up your ass has been really good. Scott Taylor, I don't need to see you in the bathroom. No more pooping out all them cell phones. I have to. I'm very regular, Mr. Burks. I go three times a day here at work. Scott Taylor, you ain't going no more. Too much contraband up your ass. Clinch it up. Anyway, it's a good story because if I was in jail, I'd just spend the whole time crying. Turns out this dude goes in there with a plan and gets it done. It's insane. And if you just take that kind of ambition and fortitude and go get her attitude out into regular society, you'd be a billionaire. Anybody. That's literally the definition of when people say, I could sell ice cream to an Eskimo. And I don't know if that's politically correct anymore, but they used to be people selling good sales. Now this guy could sell an ice cube to an eskimo. That's what Mr. Burks might be able to do that. I can turn a bitch out who's a correctional facility officer while I'm behind bars. I'm like, they're insane. That's. Nobody can do that. Brady, have you noticed that? Does Kirby have the boys over? Did any boys come to the house? 17, 18 year old boys in your house?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Have you noticed that they don't wash anymore? This is a new trend of your stupid kids out there.

[B]

Not the. No, not too much.

[A]

Pheromone maxing is a new thing that the idiots are trying. The youth. Because they've been told by. And I've seen these. When you scroll, when you're. When you're doom scrolling on. On Instagram, you're going through all the silly. And then every once in a while you get that commercial for that. That perfume or cologne where hot girl, this dude just squirts one on his neck and stuff. And then some hot girl goes, oh, my God. Where's the nearest bedroom? This is a pheromone spray, and supposedly it makes women sex machines. The second they smell you, it's like it's replaced the.

[B]

The back of the books.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Magazines. The Spanish fly.

[A]

Yeah. Eventually they're gonna have X ray glasses and become a doctor all over Instagram. But it's this one where you take. You squirt twice, you don't wash, and you squirt a couple times and then the dude does it. The one Commercial I saw on there, the dudes got seven or eight different locations. And he goes, things aren't going so well at the bar. And they're not bad commercials. They look very real. Things aren't going so well at the bar, but watch this. And then the girl next to him is having a drink, and she just smells the air. And she's like, I'm. I'm wet or something. She says something stupid like that. And it's like, what, it works that much? I'm telling you, I didn't know. And he goes, that's my girlfriend. But she didn't know I sprayed it. And you saw what happened to her. And so these kids were like, what do you.

[B]

What do you do?

[A]

How do you do this?

[B]

It's the love potion.

[A]

It's love potion. And it's. But the key is pheromone maxing. You don't have to buy this stuff anymore. They think that their natural pheromone scent is what's doing it. So people 16, 17, 18 are no longer showering because they think that their swamp sweat is attractive to the ladies. Kids are so stupid. They don't understand how to interact at all with each other. So now they're just trying to attract each other like cavemen. And they're like, I don't know how to talk to him, and I don't think he even speaks. But he stinks. Right? So it's basically because the.

[B]

You know, the science behind it. This. There is an attraction. Like when you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not stinking animal side of it.

[A]

Okay, yeah, certain. They don't do enough nowadays. You can't smell pheromones if you stink. It's called body odor. Pheromones naturally happen off your body. They're. They're like, they. If they stink, it's because you stink. It's not your pheromones that smell. They're just. They're. They're. You admit something that is not. Not your olfactory doesn't grab hold of it and go, that's. You smell like lilac. But again, they don't do anything. They're not going to smell. You don't sweat playing PlayStation and iPad. I mean, come on. Good point. You know what? You're right, Brett. Maybe we should narrow down these idiots to like one shower a week. And don't waste any water. If you're not going to move around, you're just going to sit and get fat. Yeah. It's an online.

[B]

They sweat because they wear hoodies in.

[A]

The summer because what they Asked the guys. It's chasing an unrealistic version of masculinity. Now, I've always been of the idea way back in the day. I told you guys this back at. There was a girl who. We used to play basketball all the time, and there was a girl who always wanted to do it after we swamped out at the park. She loved the smell of sweat. And you know what we called her? Crazy whore. Because that's what she was. No girl who likes the smell of sweaty balls is normal. Most girls want you to smell clean. The same way no man ever says, you know what? I like when my lady hikes camelback and comes back to the house and I just can't wait to get down there. No guy, no normal guy wants to be down there after you've had a nice, hot workout. Nobody. You're. If you think that's sexy, you're a crazy person. Enjoy your domestic violence visits from the local police, because they're coming. You're not normal. So they're going with a thing. They skip showers, and the pheromone cologne is all they use now. So pheromone. This. This Instagram thing is amazing. How it is just zombied out your dumb kids. The advice can lead to medical issues, by the way, because these. Some of these kids are going for, like, days on it. Remember when we all heard the Motley Crue story about how they had a bet on how long they could shower before one of the groupies finally said, I can't take this.

[B]

How long they can go without a shower?

[A]

They went, like a month, because they were basically testing the limits of crazy, and they found that it was a month before they couldn't take it anymore. They had to eventually shower. Can you imagine Mick Mars not showering for 30 days?

[B]

The smell on that bus.

[A]

Not only that, can you imagine being a woman who's decided that Mick Mars is the one you want to sleep with. With. And he's not showering? You're crazy. Yeah. So if you've got a son that stinks and he has a specific little bottle of blue cologne that you don't remember him getting any, like, it showed up and he ran with the box into his room and opened it up, and he's not showering, but yet he kind of smells like strange ocean water. He's pheromone maxing, and you're gonna end up with a pregnant at your house, and you're gonna end up paying for that, just like your car of the late 80s and stuff like that. Just spray it on. At least your car wasn't encouraging you not to magic potion. Well, you'd bathe in that crap. And frankly most of the people that used your car were. Yeah, we're in. Were in a bath of the car. But they weren't washing off the crusties. They're. They're. You know, their underwear packs were still in. In place. Their rust butt was powerful. So just as a warning to parents out there, if you think it's cute that your son has pheromone spray and he's not washing, the only thing he's gonna attract is a hillbilly girl. And you're gonna have to deal with her for the rest of your grandchild's life. Cause your grandkid's gonna be living with you. Any girl attracted to a swamp ass gets pregnant, leaves the baby with grandma. So just let it be known, Brady, go home today. And I know you don't like to confront Kirk.

[B]

I don't know how much time we use this weekend. This is a big weekend. Homecoming.

[A]

Is it homecoming weekend? Yeah. Does Kirby going with.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Is she going with the five guys again?

[B]

No, she's going with one.

[A]

All right. Is this a thing?

[B]

Don't know.

[A]

Don't you ask questions?

[B]

Oh yeah, well, there's no. According to. No. They're really good friends, right? They hang out a lot.

[A]

Yeah. Was the door closed?

[B]

No.

[A]

As a dad, you need to watch this open. Some awkward fumblings and the last thing you need with your current condition. Hey man, I. I think I might be pregnant, man. No, Kirby, not now. Yeah. What's the doctor's name? Nana, man. So yeah, you need to stay all over this. Especially if he stinks because he's also a loser. If he smells. Just remind Kirby that most guys who smell spread disease and she doesn't want that. My God. Is it nerve wracking? You're not worried at all that this is going to be a weird night?

[B]

Well, they've. But this is each other for a.

[A]

Year already, so if it's done, it's done.

[B]

Like they're. They're friends. They've been friends.

[A]

High five, Brett. Last thing I would want is that this. This is another reason I could never have kids. I'd be. I'm paranoid about Kirby. You don't seem to have any concerns. Cuz I know how I was when I was a 17 year old boy and the girl I was friends with was a target. You're not friends. Were you ever friends with a gal?

[B]

Uh, no.

[A]

Exactly. You need to get in this kid's face. I'm on my last legs, kid. Don't make it my last job here to put you down before I go. Adios, friend. Keep your hands to yourself. And then just wreck the gun. I couldn't do it. I'd have an air tag. I'd have air tags all over. I'd have cameras attached to her head. That would be awful.

[B]

I know that. You know, basically upon us growing up. It is a little different now with this generation.

[A]

You can keep saying that. Every parent says that. My kid doesn't drink. I've got a good one. They're all different now. It's not like we used to be.

[B]

They talk about it every day.

[A]

They still hunt different. Yeah.

[B]

Not showering, not. You know, the thing that talking about. It's. It's just.

[A]

There's different. But they still. They still have human hormones. Absolutely. Yeah. I don't care about how different their behavior is. When it gets down to the news.

[B]

I. I got through it. Try to teach them the best you can. No, I'm saying her destruction.

[A]

Chain her to something. This is. This is making me uncomfortable. Chainer. Did you have a radiator at home? Chain her to it. I just bought one. Yeah. Get one. Just. Yeah. If you have the generator that's hard to move. If you could go, I'll help you pick it up. Let's go over to that crazy guy. We'll get your generator. We're going to chain that generator to Kirby. Make it hard for her to move around the homecoming. I don't like this at all. I don't like this at all. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[B]

And they're going with a big group.

[A]

Yep. Yep.

[B]

And there's two or three that are just going solo.

[A]

Yeah. That's weird.

[B]

That's how it's changed now.

[A]

We had solo people too, but it was weird. And I think it's still weird. I think it's. I think it's still like, yeah, you can do it. Nobody's gonna really say anything. Deep down, everybody's talking behind their backs. That's weird. Weird kids are mean. You go on their Instagram stuff and you go on there where they're actually being what we used to be. They're out loud, awful. And then they act different, you know, in public because they don't know how to express themselves to humans. Oh, Brady, I've. When that kid comes over, you seem like a nice boy. So I'm gonna have to do something and I'm not gonna like and you're not gonna like, but I'm gonna do a it. Punch you right in the nose, son. It's a preemptive strike. Come here, Talon. Let me pat you down here for all the weed that I know you both have.

[B]

His name is Flagan.

[A]

Is it Flagging? Flagging. The boy, is he a stoner? No, he's not. Are you sure? Are you? He doesn't think Kirby is, so that's not. Come on. It's not a good job.

[B]

I don't even know what it is.

[A]

Are you just a blind dad right now or is because I remember my friend. Mark's his wife.

[B]

Just keep it off my desk.

[A]

Mark's. Mark's wife was constant. Oh, no, our kids are different. They don't drink. They don't. They're not. They're not that way. Well, they're the drinkingest kids I've ever been around in my life. These kids didn't hit 21 with that kind of tolerance. They've been testing that. I take his son Matthew. We took him to Vegas when he was 18 and he didn't get drunk. And I'm like, you say your kid doesn't drink. Mark's like, he drinks. He's not a drinker. He doesn't like that kind of stuff. He's not like that. This kid was guzzling alcohol with us and never ever saw blurry eyes. I'm like, he's playing. Yeah, it was illegal. We took an 18 year old to Vegas and got him drunk. But it was fun and it was during COVID so no one was there. It was awesome. Oof, man. I had a friend in high school. Her name was Jenny, and we did a lot together too, but I just didn't know how to get in that deal. That's all I cared about was trying to. Yeah, Will she ever like me? You're initially friends, but we weren't going to any dances together because she was going with dudes that would boner or at least be men. I was not that. I was her friend. You'd have given me that opportunity. I'd have sure gone after it. But I was dumb. Now, in hindsight, you know, everything's fine, but you look back at the ones you're like, oh, boy, go to dances. My stomach is spinning. I don't know how you're normal on this. This is not normal.

[B]

He's a good homeschooled kid.

[A]

Oh, hate him already. I hate him so much. I just hate him. He's homeschooled.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, Jesus Christ. He's on Rum Springer. Brady. This kid never gets out.

[B]

No, he. He gets out.

[A]

How did they meet?

[B]

Through the church youth group.

[A]

Oh, Jesus. That's where pregnancies are the most powerful. Oh, you never been to a Catholic school or anything? 600 girls who have to leave the city because they're pregnant. That's all they do is have sex. The repressed ones are the first ones in anyway. Well, Pop Pop's gonna be for real soon.

[B]

Keep it off my desk.

[A]

No, it's not gonna. It'll be all over your desk. With diapers and powders. Grandpop? Yeah, Grandpapa. So you just take the tape off the sides and then you put the baby powder. You gotta wipe it first. Okay. I see. Get used to saying that kind of stuff.

[B]

I already have the big plans for the gender reveal.

[A]

Yeah. Are you gonna be at that? Because if I was you, I'd be gone. I'd pull a Toledo's Granddad. Oh, you just made my stomach ache again. High five. Brett, we never have to do this. This. The only thing worse than a teen boy is a teen girl. You got to worry about them being around teen boys. H yuck. Anyway, good luck with that. That's this weekend? Yep. Kirby and Kean are going to be off at the. Hey, man, this is good. What do you want to do now? I don't know, girl. I got a couple ideas. We could pray. I can make you say God. No kidding. All right, man, let's give that a run. What is this? Ayahuasca, man. The whole group? You like the whole group?

[B]

Yeah, pretty much.

[A]

Which one's a Weedy? He's the supplier.

[B]

There's not really.

[A]

Yes there is. Oh, Christ. What kind of world do you live in? 17 year old Christians and Gilbert dying to smoke weed. Doing it like crazy. What do you think they're gonna do?

[B]

The. The group of 14?

[A]

There's like eight of them.

[B]

I know maybe four them. I actually know more than that cuz I know a couple of the girls.

[A]

You think there's no one bringing one of them vape pens full of weed to that party?

[B]

Oh, there might be. There might be some drinks.

[A]

No Might. No. Brady. Poor little fella. I need a bromo. My tummy. Let's just get to. Let's get right to the Wake up song. I can't take this kind of pressure. I can't be a father and a host. I'd be the only one in the room doing both. Brought to you by Action Ride Shop. This is the weekend to get on out there and start hitting the trails or hitting the streets, the canals, whatever. Get on a bike, just get some exercise, get you, get your heart flown. But here's the deal. Action Ride Shop right now has got some great deals going on new bikes, some of their demo bikes and if you're not sure if it's for you, they got a full rental fleet as well at two locations right there at the dog store on Gilbert Road and Southern. And of course the brand new one right out there off the Haas trailhead at power Road and McDowell. It is Action Rideshop actionrideshop.com Easy peasy. Guy says. Oh Brady Hun. That's how this email starts. I love you, Brady. You're so awesome. Especially when I saw you the night before my visit to South Dakota. This was a guy used to work with us moved to South Dakota. In my experience, the kids that I've dealt with in church youth groups are the most repressed, drug induced, sex crazed people I've ever been around in my life. It was the best place to get laid in high school. School. I totally agree. That's Father Dale. That's where it all began. From the top down. There was a dude named Phil there. He was having sex with one of the girls, got her pregnant. There were pregnancies abound, you know where there weren't any. With me, the atheist. I had to find Jesus to get a teen girl to want to lay on top of me for a little while. And I tried.

[B]

If you discovered that, you would have gotten laid a lot more.

[A]

I tried. I went to that church to get laid because all my friends were. Everybody was at St. Tim's getting laid. Everyone. And I went over there to hang out at the Teen Life because I'm like, this is awesome is where all the. This is where all the pheromones meet. And even there I kind of struck out. Everybody else was getting. So I was late to the party. Everybody had already coupled up. So yeah, I tried to use the Catholic church to get laid like all the other kids. My God. I guess I wasn't selling it. And the priest, the priest wasn't interested either. He had his bevy. No, he didn't need to add any more. There were nobody. No, all the room was full. It was like the rah rah room. We're not taking any more members. I would have been there. What do you got on the list? Waylon Jennings. Good old boys. For this morning's conversation, I prevail. Five Finger Death Punch. Wash it all away for this whole Weekend, basically. Water washed all the stuff the rain, yeah. Sleep token pumpkins Iron Maiden Run to the hills for all the Westsiders Allison Chains hate breed destroy everything sick from the warning Parkway Drive 50 Cent Pimp P I M P for everything going on with our sales department. Apparently, our new salesman, AC DC Coffin Kings and Body Count 99 problems.

[B]

Never heard of Coffin Kings.

[A]

Yeah, Coffin Kings have. Punk band. Yeah, that. Yeah, that weird, punky kind of. They're old men now, aren't they? This guy keeps requesting them. Here, I'll pull up a little bit. I think Coffin Kings were around when Rancid was kind of going strong and. Is this them? Yeah, it's the same old crap. Oh, wait. Maybe not this song. This the one he wants? Yeah, it's the Coffin Cat. Oh, that's. I'm sorry. My bad. Yeah, that's good. This is the wrong band. They should sue the Coffin Kings or vice versa. No, I believe that's what he asked for, so that's on me. By the way, outside right now is Jonathan from Verlo Mattress.

[B]

I saw the van.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm like, you're getting something delivered.

[A]

He's dropping off some meat.

[B]

Oh, I thought maybe you'd have a.

[A]

Calm down, Brady. High protein. It's all for me. It's all for my healthy body. It's gonna be amazing. And I just saw his text. He's like, I'm down for. And by the way, Verlo Mattress is. This dude's been. He's an Arizona guy. I got a couple mattresses for the rental property. You lay down on those things and it's the last mattress you'll ever buy. I'll tell you right now, it's the last one you'll ever buy because you can change the inside of it. He makes it right there in front of you, and he's got all the stuff inside. He goes, I just figured out, why not make this thing a cover?

[B]

It's like Build a Bear for Mattresses.

[A]

That's what we called it. That's Build a Bear for Mattresses. And you just kind of go in and go, that's a little stiff here. It's a little tight. Okay. And he changes it. And then you got a mattress and it comes to your house. And then a few years later, like, that's a little squishy. You put new stuff in.

[B]

Does he put a little heart in it?

[A]

He can. Nice. He might. Can he do different sides, too? Oh, yeah. So each side he likes. This is. Man, I gotta get one of Those. Ever since Tuft and Needle went away, I'm like, all right, I'm getting close to needing new mattresses. This dude came along, and I'm like, what's this? I need one of those. And then those side sleeper pillows. Not to mention, Jonathan has a side of beef from some farm down south, and it's the best meat I've ever had. He doesn't sell it in the mattress store, but he's dropping it off. When you go there to buy a mattress in Glendale, look at Jonathan and say, hey, I'm gonna put a little meat in my mouth while we're in bed together. And he will find meat and he will give me it to you.

[B]

Package it up with a mattress.

[A]

I'm thinking about buying a whole side of beef. A quarter, actually. But that's. It's. It's so good. I don't even know what the farm is. I'm going to give the game away for the farm because. I don't know. But go talk to Jonathan at Verlo if you want a new mattress and some delicious meats. No one's ever said that before. Yeah, pick one, Bird. I don't care. You want to do that? Guy's coughing cats? I don't know. No. All right, then. So much for that. I never turned down Parkway Drive. All right, go for it. Parkway Drive it is. Grip. Vice Grip is the one. All right. Yeah. I don't know if we have. I think it's in the system. Did you just say you're getting meat from a mattress fan? Yeah, I did. I did say that. And it's delicious, and I want more of it. Whenever I see that mattress van go by, when I see the Verlo mattress fan go by, I think it's like an ice cream man. And by the way, if that meat's not frozen, I'm eating it right in front of you. I don't need to cook you. Give me some of that ground beef. If it's ready to squeeze out, we got a microwave. We'll defrost that thing for you. Okay, that's fair. Done. And I will eat that, like, cookie dough out of the tube. I love raw meat. Katie K's getting excited. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, wait. Dustin's early. Why is Dustin here already? I heard something that. Why is the night guy here? Why is everyone from Katie, it must be a meeting at 8. It's Parkway Drive, everybody. It's Vice Grip. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that Was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Time now as we prepare for the big invasion of people for our weekend. Hundred. I just read another thing. Now they're saying 100,000 almost guaranteed out there at State Farm Stadium this weekend. That's a lot. That's a lot. Have you ever been down there, win a Cardinal game going on? It's crowded. 100,000 people. My God, that's a lot. I will be avoiding the area. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that no one knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by All Pro Shade Concepts. That's Arizona's best patio shades. We're talking about it. Yesterday, a guy said, I got a TV on the back bed. I put an umbrella. But don't. Don't tell me that you've got a better plan than this. The All Pro Shade guys have. Have. They have the. Basically those blockers that come on there, and you can put that on the side of the deal and keep away all the sunlight from your tv. If you're gonna have a TV on your patio, make it so you can watch it. Brady did it because he had glare all over his tv. It was completely useless until All Pro Shade came along and made a watchable screen instead of a glare box, which is what he had. And a lot of you have as well. AllProchade.com is where you go. They put the awnings in. They come up with a plan for you. If you've got a backyard space you like to use, but the sun's kind of wrecking it. All Pro Shade can fix that. Beautiful, beautiful stuff.

[B]

I was gonna say just go to the website, because I got a ton of examples of what they can do.

[A]

Right. They can fix anything.

[B]

Some of the setups are. I mean, you'd never think, oh, how could this work for my patio?

[A]

Everything can. You got a spot. You can. It's basically adding. It's like Arizona rooms used to be, only now they're not ugly and awful. They make it great. Allprochade.com that's where you go. Brady reported.

[B]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[A]

We've made it. Hi.

[B]

Today's big day. Talk Like a Pirate Day.

[A]

Oh, is this Talk Like a Pirate Day? Yeah, it was fun for a little bit. Not so much anymore.

[B]

It was. It came out strong.

[A]

Yeah. We had a pirate that would come visit us and the Laughing Dragon. And then it was a lot of Drinking. And then it was like, we're gonna do this every year. Third, fourth year. You're kind of like, what else is there? Getting old. What else is there?

[B]

On couple of basis fun facts. Abraham Lincoln became the first historical figure to appear on circulating us a US coin when pennies were redesigned in 1909 in honor of what would have been his 100th birthday.

[A]

What was on there before?

[B]

Was it.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

No, no. I think I know this. And I'm.

[A]

That's the thing I struggle with is the. I think I know this and then the blank stairs. What is your guess then? A wolf or a badger? Yeah. Was it Indian Heads? That was the pen.

[B]

That was a nickel, wasn't it?

[A]

I don't know. I have no idea. No clue. But that was what they were using, like 1808. No, I know that I'm saying before 1909. But what were they using up till then? That's 130 years.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know. The only thing.

[A]

The only thing what?

[B]

I know you have that laurel around the end, the back of the penny.

[A]

Well, that was in the 30s. Yeah. Those are wheat pennies.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Lincoln was still on the front of wheat pennies.

[B]

The dates of 446-68-8, 1010 and 1212, December 12th. All fall on the same day of the week each year. This year they all fall on a Friday. So our upcoming October 10th.

[A]

It'll be Friday. Nailed it. Yeah, it was Indian Head. Nice job, Toledo.

[B]

The chemical compounds that cause a skunk smell and old beer are the same compounds that actual skunks have in their spray.

[A]

We use some skunk juice for beer and we call that Labatts.

[B]

Everything Canadian.

[A]

The Canadian beers tend to go skunky fast. They're real good at first, but if they. If they go, they go quick. Molson, Labatts, Moosehead, Moose Head and antlers above the rest.

[B]

People search for large boobs on Pornhub. Pornhub. 10 times more than small boobs.

[A]

Not for much longer. Okay, well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the news?

[B]

I thought that was a little light.

[A]

10 times? Yeah, no, that's pretty good. That's a 10x on small boobs to big boobs is pretty good. You want. Want, you know, clown fantasies to happen on porn. You're not going again? I don't understand the. And occasionally I'll do that. But the regular size people. Well, no, you'll do like a occasionally a dabble in the amateur and start giggling around about that. Yeah. And then. Yeah. And then you're like, amateur, actually. And then, you know, you'll give it a little more grace. She's not bad. And the footage is usually bad. And the apartment is horrible. And there's. There's not a curtain but a sheet for the window. But then you get into the other ones where it's sort of not amateur, but it's not professional. And the girls are okay. But when you want to search out clown cans and I have and it comes up as a search, then you're getting into, like, just cartoonish women doing cartoonish things. And that's kind of fun every once in a while because you're not going to run into that every day. And you certainly don't want to be around it for real. Real. So, like what Brady always says, the only fantasy he has about his wife, which is one of the biggest lies ever told of all time. Which one was this? Huh? What? No, Which? Him. When he says that he fantasizes about his wife. When he tugs it, he thinks about her. Get the. Yeah, yeah. Because he doesn't use porn and he doesn't use tv, so he has to use his thoughts. And he hearkens back to his wife. Like, why. Why are you thinking about her? She's right there. If you're gonna fantasize, it can't be about someone in the other room. Unless she's not like yours.

[B]

Yeah, that's why I fantasize.

[A]

Yeah. Because you can't have sex with her. That is probably true.

[B]

The National Toy hall of fame revealed the 12 finalists for 2025 class battleship.

[A]

Good one.

[B]

Trivial Pursuit.

[A]

That's not in already?

[B]

Nope. Connect Four.

[A]

That's not in.

[B]

I know.

[A]

It's weird how they're so far behind so many things. Cornhole. That's. That's had a recent resurgence.

[B]

Yeah. Furbies. The Scooter Slime. Snow.

[A]

Real snow.

[B]

What's.

[A]

No.

[B]

A toy, like the actual snow? Because you.

[A]

You know, snowballs or cocaine. Which one are we talking about? No, they're saying just the informer, the singer. They're putting informal. You know, say that. Mr. Blame. I like it. Boom, boom, down. Mr. Snow, you've got a great honor. Is it an Amy? No. We're gonna put you in the Toy hall of Fame because you're a joke. Joke.

[B]

The Spirograph.

[A]

That was awesome. I can't believe that's not in there. Loads of fun with the Spirograph when I was a kid.

[B]

Star wars lightsaber and Tickle Me Elmo. That should have been in there. That Was that caused a craze.

[A]

I got three texts in a row that said, huh. Brady fantasizes about his wife when he tugs it. I have more in common with Brady than he knows. Essentially the synopsis of three different people Pills. Jim, Jeff, Kyle. Excellent work, boys.

[B]

There's a survey of debt where people feel more uncomfortable on levels of $4,000 or 2500 to 4000 than they would when it. When that stress level goes down.

[A]

Yeah. 500k when you have debt of $500,000.

[B]

To decline when it gets to.

[A]

Because you just know you're never going to pay it.

[B]

I guess so.

[A]

So 4,000. They can still hit you for that.

[B]

But then as I was looking at the survey.

[A]

Does that mean when you buy a house? House, maybe.

[B]

Yeah, house.

[A]

Because everybody has that, you know. Yeah, for the most part. I guess $4,000 feels like somebody's going to come and knock you over. 500,000 is like I got 30 years. I can relax a little bit on this one.

[B]

They're saying the credit card creates the most anxiety. Auto loans. But once you get above that, the stress level goes down. Who did the survey of the adults?

[A]

J.G.

[B]

Gent.

[A]

Worth.

[B]

J.G.

[A]

Wentworthy. Gentleworth. Well, it's J.G.

[B]

Interrupt boy gets me who?

[A]

Toledo Brady. That is not the problem. No, it's not an infrequent thing. It isn't to be blamed on anyone but you. JG Gentworth happened because of you. Yo man, you need a hellcat. I got JG Wentworth. I'll take you to a better place, player. JG Gentworth. 1, 800 cash. Not Bing. Yeah, and I thought you were throwing.

[B]

It out for a guess. So I guess.

[A]

Holmberg's morning sickness and.

[B]

Now it's time for some science news.

[A]

Does he know that? Come on, J, get that in. Yeah. Come on.

[B]

Hello, my friends. Professor Brady Bogan here with your G science news.

[A]

If you need cash now, call my cousin JG877 cash.

[B]

Not cash.

[A]

Not.

[B]

The company that's trying to bring back the woolly mammoth says they've reached a pivotal step in bringing back the dodo birds. They went extinct over 300 years ago.

[A]

Oh my gosh.

[B]

Because we killed them all. The colossal biosciences think they can bring the Dodo back within 10 years.

[A]

Focus on one at a time. Let's not bring all of these back in.

[B]

The mammoth I think supposed to be coming out either this year or next year or the year or 2027. They're pretty quick.

[A]

They're getting that mammoth Rolling. It's gonna be on showrooms before you know it. Now, what are we gonna do with the mammoth once it's out? That's the question. I've got. Neat. You did it. Can you kill that like immediately afterwards? Neat. Let's not keep this up. They're already going. We got the mammoth covered. Where's the dodo bird? They got the direwolves coming up out. Dodo birds, like you said a long time ago. What happens if the dodo bird upsets all of. Right.

[B]

The ecosystem.

[A]

I'm not even allowed to like carry an ant farm into Australia because it would be the most ecologically disastrous thing of all time. They worry about when bees cross borders. I got that screw worm that's popping up in Houston. I've been doing everything we can to keep it out. They took care of that. Well, they did. And then they got lost in again. We do all we can to keep these little things away and then we're going to build a mammoth and let it wander around. Well, what do we do when it's done? That's the question.

[B]

And where are they putting them? Back on the island where they originally were from?

[A]

I don't know. That's the danger. Where's that? Can't remember.

[B]

Galapagos.

[A]

But I know you're an amazing lack of information that continues to trust. You know, you should just stop right at that. That is not secure. And it's answer that follows.

[B]

It's an island somewhere.

[A]

Yeah, we know what islands are. We're familiar with the idea of land and water death. It's on the planet Earth surrounds it with water. Land pops. They call it an island. You might have seen one in Castaway.

[B]

See how far he's advanced? Remember, he didn't know what the definition of an island was.

[A]

Was that him? No, no, that was another. That was a caller. Those are caller. It was a caller. Yeah, okay. Yeah, he struggled with islands.

[B]

There's a. Well, my guess was Galapagos.

[A]

Okay, well, we're not playing Jeopardy, so it doesn't matter. I'll look it up. Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

In space news, once we've got a moon base, we're going to use it to mine for resources. And corporations are already. They want in on the action. A company in Finland just bid over 300 million on the rights to a bunch of underground helium on the moon.

[A]

They get helium up there, that's a big deal.

[B]

The Post says it's the largest purchase of a natural resource from space. If it happens.

[A]

Well, good, because we've got Everything solved here. So it's time to start looking at that.

[B]

In bug news, there's a type of ant in Europe called the Iberian harvester. Anthony. And a new study found the queens can actually give birth to two different species. She can mate with both types of ants. It's the first animal we've ever found that can do that.

[A]

Ant whore. Everybody had an ant horror. That one ant that was questionable maybe didn't wear a bra a lot.

[B]

That's your science, dude.

[A]

Actually, Brady's. His aunt didn't wear any clothes. Got into the hot tub with him. Yikes. Was that the lady? That wasn't the one that came here. That was Aunt Luanne. Not Aunt Mary. I met Aunt Mary. Aunt Luann. I did not meet. Right. Was that right?

[B]

You might have. She's been here a couple times.

[A]

But was she the one with her shirt off?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, then I have met her several times. So before I bring this up, did you say the woolly mammoth was found on an island? No. No. Dodo Burke.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right. Just making sure because I was looking at.

[B]

I thought you said woolly mammoth. And like, looking at the territory, technically.

[A]

From a macro level.

[B]

If you zoom out, it's a. It's an island, but it's all of.

[A]

North America and northern Europe. That was where the mammoth was. Yeah. Okay. All over. That's looking down from the North Pole. Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Smaller, I think.

[A]

Yeah. Than the mammoths.

[B]

The island. The island.

[A]

Just wanted to clear it up. I'm not sure exactly what kind of science info you were handing.

[B]

I was trying to clear it.

[A]

You know, the FCC just called. They don't like the misinformation that's being handed out. Oh, we're screwed. But we don't know what island. We just know an island. Mauritius.

[B]

Volcanic island in the. In the Indian Ocean.

[A]

Okay. More Mauritius. I don't know if that's how you pronounce it.

[B]

Sorry, I shouldn't have put that up.

[A]

Staring at it. We lost him.

[B]

Good looking bird.

[A]

I'm not. I'm against this all the way around. They went extinct for a reason.

[B]

It's survival of the fitness.

[A]

Exactly. That's what we're supposed to do. Well, yeah. What if we find out the reason everyone was killing them 300 years ago is because they were just ravaging, raping all the people. Like they're just the rape bird. And nobody talked about it. They just. They went on a slaughter festival. The dodo was destroying things. So, like, what's that bird in Australia? I think they told you to stay away from cassowary birds. That thing should be extinct. That's horrifying. It's not doing anything for the greater good. If Jimmy Kimmel can't have a show, cassowary can't have any space on my planet because that thing's horrifying.

[B]

Did the Spaniards take them out? The dodo?

[A]

I think people in general just killed them off. They went to that island. These things were pain in the ass and they got rid of them.

[B]

Well I thought maybe there were some. There might have been some value with do know.

[A]

But I'll tell you this. I've not heard of that island since because the dodo birds haven't made a mess of it. And everybody evidently there is very happy.

[B]

Dodo bird was killed off by humans and the invasive species they introduced to its island home of Mauritius. Including rats, pigs and monkeys.

[A]

Monkeys which preyed on the dodo birds.

[B]

Eggs and chicks.

[A]

Good. Can't. You know what? They were isolationists and they couldn't handle any diversity. They brought a little diversity over there with some rats and some chickens. Some people and the dodo birds threw a fit and they were wiped out. That's God's plan to build a better nest. That's playing God is bad.

[B]

There's a middle school math teacher in Louisiana that's facing charges for bringing cocaine into her school. Cops showed up at the school Baton Rouge on Tuesday for a random drug sweep. They had a canine unit with him. The dog zeroed in on a bag belonging to 47 year old Virginia Summers.

[A]

Oops.

[B]

So they searched it and found a small amount of cocaine in her wall.

[A]

It.

[B]

She claimed it wasn't hers. It belonged to a friend. But then she admitted she. She did a couple of lines at the LSU tailgate the weekend before it happens.

[A]

Go Tigers.

[B]

They also searched her Honda CRV in the parking lot and found a small amount of weed. Now she's facing charges of possession of cocaine, marijuana, drug paraphernalia and having them in a school zone.

[A]

This sounds awful. A lot like Kirby's homecoming. And by the way, if I get another text Virginia, or email from any of you saying of course there's helium in the moon. How do you think it stays up there? I'm gonna crawl through the computer and kill you Brady jokes. She's only 47. Yeah. Jesus. This is the thing.

[B]

That was a rough weekend. And. And she still goes to lsu.

[A]

Tiger tailgates. You can't hold that. Tiger. Tiger. Put some coke in that nose and get going. That's a party down there.

[B]

Texture says boys, screw getting a Hellcat. That's so 2025 and getting me a 2027.

[A]

Mammoth. Yeah.

[B]

Call him 1-877-cash. Not right now.

[A]

Then you know. And that's the one that's spelled with a four.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

JG Wentworth has a four in it somewhere.

[B]

Hungry's Grave Digging World championships happen. And the guys that won it were last year's champions, Italian Laszlo Kiss and Robert Nagy of Hungary.

[A]

Yeah. Laszlo and Bob.

[B]

Laszlo is not Italian. They defended their title.

[A]

It could be Italian. Yeah.

[B]

So you're digging a grave that's basically five feet deep, six and a half feet long and about three feet wide.

[A]

Wide.

[B]

They did it in 1 hour and 33 minutes and 20 seconds.

[A]

Wow. The two of them together though.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Two man team. And I don't know what kind of Hungarian soil there is. Is that an easy dig? Can't be.

[B]

The team from Russia blamed the scorching weather for their last place finish.

[A]

Everybody was in the same elements. You playing in the snow, so's the opposition. They need to have grave digging Caliche championships over in Texas, New Mexico and Arizona. Oh, it's crazy but you can do it. But it's going to take days. You hit that caliche with a shovel, it's over, man.

[B]

I got a couple of quick brainer videos.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

First one is grandpa fishing.

[A]

Throwing a bass boat actually makes a good point. Brent Crandall says, I am excited about bringing back the dodo because I want fried dodo and mashed potatoes. Potatoes. That is exactly what fat America will do with this dodo explosion.

[B]

We'll eat them Ren fair dodo legs.

[A]

And that mammoth is going to feed like whole nations. If we use them for meat, I'm for it. But just having them wander around.

[B]

Oh, get your boy Jonathan on it. If it's good meat. Mammoth meat.

[A]

Mammoth. Some mammoth sausage. All right, go ahead, bro.

[B]

It's grandpa on a bass boat. It's got a. Looks like he's got a lunker on the line trying to pull it up.

[A]

Okay, he's pulling something up. His pole is bent wildly down. He's in shorts or some sort of weird Nazi pants and a cowboy hat. He's got waiters on waders and like from the waist down. He's dressed just like Hitler's casual wear.

[B]

It looks like something you throw at a WNBA game. Looks like the green.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a little rubber thing up against his chest. So it doesn't. What is it? Oh, oh. The pole snaps and oh, down goes Nazi grandpa. Down goes Nazi dressed grandpa. The boots do nothing. The boots do nothing. Whatever. He was reeling in one. Oh, they got multiple angles. Everybody was filming something on this beautiful adventure. And there. Down goes Nazi Hitler. Graham. Grandpa. Grandpa. You think the Hitler pants and boots are a good idea? We're going fishing, aren't we?

[B]

Okay, I guess next one is they finally caught the fish. And his guide helped him how to, you know, eat fresh sushi.

[A]

Oh, he's gonna. Oh, this one, he's just carving it up in the. In the lake itself. And he's digging in with his hands and he eats it right out of the middle of the fish. He's eating it as he cuts it open. Oh, God, no. Toledo calls this vacation. That's four stars in Toledo's resort. Oh, my God. He's eating it directly out of the hole in the belly of the fish while the lake water lapsed onto his hands. Oh, my God. You have two tickets to that place. You took your family there, huh? Yeah.

[B]

Got a Steelers.

[A]

It does kind of look like a. It's. It's more of a Chargers. I think that's a Chargers yellow. Oh.

[B]

Last one's for you, John.

[A]

Oh, boy. Well, eye stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Got a dude with what looks like a giant sty. Oh, Jesus. It's a Peter north of ice dice. He just squeezed a little and. Oh, it's just firing out. It would cover an entire head. Oh, it's better, though. Oh. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, it ran down the nose. Down.

[A]

It runs out. It's disgusting. Pus from a sty.

[B]

Oh, man, it's got to be relieving.

[A]

Oh, it's got to feel great. Can't believe he let it go that far. Good Lord. That's a lot of juice. Woo. Look at that. Oh, it shoots out a good two feet. Oh, my God. All right, are you done? Look at the writing on that website too. I know. That's Brady's Middle Eastern websites. I don't know where he gets everything. All right, Brett, go ahead. Put your seat belts on, fellas. Here we go. The boys had a week or two off with everything that happened, so they've been saving them up. Oh, boy. Let's start with this one. Hot girl, and she's just peeing all over the couch. Oh, now she's diarrhea. Pooping. That's yoo. She got yoohoo coming out of her bottom and, like, lemonade coming out of the front. She's pretty. And if any, she's Asian. I think she's a K Pop girl. She might be in blackpink. I think that's Lisa from blackpink.

[B]

That was the request from the person watching.

[A]

Hey, would you. If I. Yeah. Would you dress up like Lisa from blackpink and poop? Yoo hoo. Okay. All right. It's just a hallway of a bad apartment with an ugly yellow wall. Wall. And the yellow is that kind of. Oh, geez, there's a fat. I may only be able to eat two or three spoonfuls because, well, it really stinks. But I've never had diarrhea, and I really want to. It looks like Steve Carell with Brady's. It looks like Steve Carell with Brady's body, and he's eating diarrhea out of a bowl and. Oh, it's the worst episode of the Office of all time. It's not Michael Scott. Michael Scott is eating green diarrhea, and he's. And he's dry heaving while he eats it, spoons it out a Tyrex bowl. It looks just like Steve Carell. Oh, my God. Fourth spoonful. It's starting to go down a little easy. Oh, God. Fifth spoon. Uh oh, here we go. I have done. That's fake. We're only two videos in. How long does this last? I don't know. Okay, skip ahead. Oh, God. No, no, no. Promise.

[B]

He's just giv.

[A]

No, he's drinking a like. Now you got a stein of PE to wash it. Oh, he's washing down the urn with a big pint of urine. And I am so proud of myself for eating diary. Isolate that. I want that clip.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Oh, my God. All right, hold on, hold on. Here's a nice parlor girl who has got her own fist in her butt from behind. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. She put her whole all the way up to her elbow, behind her back in some sort of contortionist move. And there's her whole arm up inside. Yeah, her arm up to her elbow is inside. And you can see it in her tummy because she's very thin, fit. And now it's out. And that's a lot of arm. That's a lot of arm.

[B]

Enough money on that new hose.

[A]

Those are definitely in disrepair. Freddy. That only fans. Then got her enough money for new clothes. All right. Maybe a job. Okay, here's an old lady. I don't know if she's old. She's just out of shape, but she's throwing a Pepto Bismol on another guy's genitals. All Pepto Bismol just And now she's going back in for the gag. Here comes more Pepto. Here comes.

[B]

She's looking at you, Brad.

[A]

Whole bottle of Pepto Bismol before she decided to orally please this guy who is, I think, a corpse. Yeah, man. No, he's not breathing. And why would you. How much Pepto did she drink? That is. Is a lot of Bismo. Yikes. There's something you don't see every day. Here's. Oh, wow. These two dudes have invented a coupling device for two erections. They have gone tip to tip. Finger cuffs. Yeah, it's a finger prism for wieners. And one guy's just tugging it back and forth and. Oh, God. Oh, they're filling it up with their own stuff. Oh, my God.

[B]

Is that.

[A]

Oh, somebody's going to drink it. New KDKB promo. Chachki at the tent this weekend. You give away bandanas and that 933DZ the bunny joust. And we'll stick with that. With that idea for sister station. All right. Dude who looks like a member of DeBarge and he's got seven wieners hitting him in the head at once. He can't choose. This is like an octopus of peepees. One, two, three. Yeah, it's a little guy. It's five wieners on one guy's face. All right, and then we'll just. He didn't even know what to do. Yeah, just grab. Grab something and hang on. I think that was Camel, right? Grab a hump and hang. Yep. We'll finish with this one. All right, There you go, boys. Okay, I don't want to see it. Okay, it's two dudes. One guy has got his. It's Cirque du Soleil. He has a fist in the guy's butt, and he's lifted him off the ground, and it's going all the way to the elbow. All the way to the elbow of a very small Mexican or Taiwanese boy. And they're in a restaurant parking lot. I think that says Rally Bertos. I think it is a Rally Bertos. This is a function. This is one of the. Maybe there was a wedding. They're celebrating on their back patio in their event center. Meanwhile, the guy who looks strikingly similar to me is pulling his hand out of the exact ass of another man who had lifted up by his anus. Lifted him by his anus. We'll end there. All right, That's a good spot, man. Good spot. To call.

[B]

Great ending.

[A]

Zachary, you email this as if you needed to, and it just says, amigo, I'm literally getting sick. And then he said something that I didn't think would have to be said. But we've caused this. I can't stand to hear people eating feasts. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty much all of us, I think. You ever meet a guy goes, doesn't bother me. He put. He put the fist in that little fella and then just started to lift, and he got him up onto his shoulders like a puppet. It was a Jeff Dunham show. There you go. Thanks for that, everybody. It's 8 14. That's a better world. Now it's 8 14. There goes your Brady Report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? I got an email. You know, last week I did that 911 stair climb. Remember that? And it was fun. I. I really enjoyed that. It's got a lot of heart and a lot of meaning. It kind of took on a different tone with the events of the week last week. And I'm not talking just about Charlie Kirk. I mean, it was 911 week. 24 years later, we're coming up on a quarter century, having had 911 in our history. That's further away for school kids today than it was for Brett and I with Kennedy and borderline. I mean, I was born 25 years after we bombed Japan. That's a long time when you start looking at it in that kind of scope. So there was a big week. It was. It was. You know, they had the girl on that train, which was horrible. And. And then the Kirk thing, and then 9 11. It was kind of a downer week. So the stair climb was great, and I had the pleasure of doing that with that guy Kevin, who was a good person to meet there, and he was a nice guy. Turned out he was a fan of the show. And we started. Started chatting away about all the stuff that's going on. And then he introduced me to his son, Yogi Falcone, the greatest name of all time.

[B]

Awesome.

[A]

So I had a nice experience with that, and Kevin emailed me this morning, you know, making me. I mean, this is. Says, hey, John, can you give a shout out to the Falcones today? My father just died. I told my wife to turn you on because I need a laugh. I told Sarah to have you tell her to keep you guys on the whole day. Okay? That's a lot of pressure, Kevin. It's my Job to make you laugh the day your dad dies. I mean, it's. When Brady's dad died, he didn't go, hey, Torp's gone. Got any good jokes? I don't know what to do at that point. I was told by a man years ago who I cared very much for, that he wanted me to speak at his funeral, and he wanted me to be funny. And I'm like, that's hard. I know fun is in funeral, but that you're at. Well, what do you want me to say? And his last cogent phrase to me before he passed away was, you're the clever one. Figure it out. And that's the last thing we said. I had to be funny at a funeral, and now Kevin's making me dance on the air. I don't know. Let's bring at least you're not Toledo. I guess that's a good joke. I mean, Toledo. I mean, days like this, you kind of wish you were Toledo so you wouldn't have to go through the sadness of losing a father. He did that as a baby. He doesn't even remember it. Sarah, I highly recommend you don't leave the radio on for the Falcones today and just mourn the loss of the guy that died. I. Brady, you got any good jokes for him?

[B]

Sorry for the videos earlier.

[A]

You want to listen to a dude eating diarrhea again? That's all we've got. Kevin, I know I'm a professional jackass, but this is pushing it. My dad just died. Make me laugh. Here's a video of a man eating diarrhea. That's the best I can do. I really want to kind of check out of this, but, Kevin, I'm sorry for your loss. In the Falcons, Yogi Sarah, the whole gang.

[B]

The only joke I can think of is gone. Mosquito and a priest.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so Brady and I were at a baseball game on Tuesday, and a ballerina who almost fell down was walking in front of us to get it. Well, here's how the thing was. Brady invited us to a game. Brett said yes the day before and then bailed. And Toledo had a dental. No, no, no, no. Go back to. Go back through it. You'll never answered. Somebody said, silence is golden. That's not better. Yes, it is. Oh, wants to go to a ball game with me. I'm gonna let him stew on it. So Brady was kind enough to say his neighbor gave him four tickets. You guys want to go? And I said, if everybody's in, I'm in. I was in anyway, because I think that sounds fun. Let's get everybody together, do a little show run, right? Brett's not interested in that. Toledo's got stuff to do. So Brady and I decided to go. Well, I got a call from Doug Hopkins on the way to the game. TVs Doug Hopkins, Hopkins, who says, hey, I just got a suite. You guys want to come to the game today? I'm like, brady and I are already going, oh, you didn't say it was a sweetie. Hell, I would have went, now take it, snob. I didn't want to be out in the bleachers. And I meant to bring this up yesterday with Dale because you didn't invite him. You didn't even think to, which is even more hilarious. So end up in the suite with.

[B]

I don't invite people who never invite me.

[A]

That's a nice move, Brady. Well done. Nice little subtle passive aggressive left hook onto Dale for no reason. But I like, like it. So we're walking through to go to the suite, and this girl is with some guy in front of us. And she's in good. She's a pretty girl. She's in good shape. She looks nice, but she's acting a little jackassery in front of us. She's doing a little bit of performance. She's. Well, is she performing? She's just being herself. Cuz she turned out.

[B]

I think it was. Yeah, it's a combo.

[A]

A bit of a jackass. I wasn't even performing for us. She was trying to knock the guy over. So she did that. Reach behind with your leg to try to trip the guy next to you. Move where you kick him in the head. But she missed. Missed. And then almost took herself down and then threw her water down. Her water felt she was real clumsy. So we're laughing at her. She didn't know that we're LAUGHING. We're about 35ft behind her. We go into our suite, and there they are in our suite and they're talking to Hopkins and going on and on. And the girl starts saying some wildly inappropriate stuff. Like immediately upon meeting her, she's saying terribly went dark, dark, dark humor, dirty. Doesn't know us. We don't know her. I mean, not. No, not your dark like dark like mom. Yeah, look it up. So she starts to tell this thing and then she goes, you guys want to hear a joke? And this is for you. Falcones on your day. What's the difference between a priest and a mosquito, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Brady and I are looking at each other and I'm like, Brady's good at this and I don't think she's setting this up right.

[B]

This could be a new one.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I thought. And she goes, the priest waits or the mosquito waits till you're 12 to on your face. Like, that doesn't make any sense at all. Mosquitoes don't. Mosquitoes don't do that. They suck. I'm like, I think you mean. And then we're trying to dance around like, oh, wasn't it like Michael Jackson or a priest? Yeah, Michael Jackson, but that wasn't right either. And it was a. Oh, it's a pimple. So what's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits till you're 12 to. On your face. I see now that's how it was. So that's for the falcones and Yogi and Sarah this morning. What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Pimple. A pimple waits till you're 12 to. You know, on. On your face.

[B]

She was talking about doing a podcast in the name.

[A]

Two Lady Buttons and a dick. Yeah, but she wasn't saying lady button. She was using the Dirty Sea Dolores. I'd listen. Yeah, the. Dolores. Would you listen to that? Oh, that's cuz. That's your. And a dick is hilarious. That's great. Saying. I would listen to that. But no, not the other one. Look out, Rogan. That's number 1 1. But two other seas, right? Yeah, yeah. The Invisible Se. Hard to find ones. The Elusive seas. The Charlottes. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's. We didn't know her name. And then she'd be like, I'm going to start a podcast called Two and a Dick. His name's Dick. I'm like, that's great. Classy. Obviously I made the right decision. And then she left. And they just left. They were actually pretty fun people, but sort of a daunting introduction. She was funny. I used to be a ballerina. Okay, what's going on? Anyway, Falcones. That's the best I've got today. I'm sorry for your loss, but. Priest pimple on your face. Remember it. This day will live with you forever. Sarah, you should turn the radio off. Nice to meet you. Yogi, get to school. I don't know if you're old enough, but just go stand at a school.

[B]

He's. He's there already.

[A]

Get away from the radio. I hope. Yeah, just don't. Just don't. Your dad's doing a bad job today. He's. And he's not, you know, he's out of sorts. Tough day. But Kevin, we're thinking about you. Sorry about that. Oh, how about this one? Knock, knock.

[B]

Who's there?

[A]

Not Kevin's dad.

[B]

Not Kevin's dad.

[A]

Sorry for your loss, Kevin. Thanks, Kyle. That was a good one. I like that. Anyway, let's do a quick fireside chat. Let's see what we got since our comedian friend is now also late. Oh, wait, here's another one. Oh, geez. That's not a good joke at all. No, Kyle. Well, I like it. No, it's not racist, right? Look on the bright side. If you guys have any. Let's do that. If you have any jokes for Kevin's dad, for Kevin and the family, Kevin's dad won't hear it. But if you have any jokes for Kevin's family, call us up 585 9, 800. And we'll try to cheer up the falcones because I did enjoy my time with Kevin last week hiking with him on the the stair climb, and now he's asked for this. Well, you ask for it, buddy. You're going to get it. Dad just died. You can call us with the jokes for to. To bring the falcones back to. Oh, this would be a good fire. This going to be a good fireside chat. You tell us what you want to talk about, end with a joke or just give us the joke that might be. There you go. 5859800 and we'll scream it together. I don't know what we're doing right now. It's 98 Kup. Get the chat. Morning sickness. All right, we. We don't have our comic today, so we can go right into the fireside chats, which today is for the falcons. My new friend Kevin hung out with all last Saturday evening at a wonderful event, lost his father and asked us to be funny. He said the knock knock. He already text back the knock knock joke. Made my wife gasp and me, like, laugh. I'm not going to call in for the fireside chats. Yogi's already at school. I don't want the future champ to stress out. Thank you. Well done. You've gotten it. Well, we're not done yet there. Kevin and the Falcone family, we got people who want to help out. We're a community. We, we. We've talked about it for years. Everybody wants to try to make the Falcone family laugh as you've asked for. So let's see what we can do. Starting with line one. You didn't Screen any of these? No. Let's roll. Get your money. Get your button on the finger on the butt. Brett, what if they're horrible human beings? That would be great. The FCC is on a rampage right now. No, it's terrible. This one's Scott. Scott, is this racist or anything? Terrible. You guys hear me? Yeah. Can you hear us all right. The music's so loud. Oh, is it gone now? Did we fix it? Yeah. Okay. All right. Scott, is this racist and awful? Only slightly. Oh, gosh. I think it's all right. All right. Right. It's within the range of acceptable. For who? For me? No. Then the answer is no. This isn't happening. You didn't screen any of these. All right, Scott, I'm blind. Don't get us kicked off the air, Scott. Go ahead.

[B]

I can't believe you.

[A]

All right, all right. I don't know what's going on. Okay, this is for the. And remember, when you say dad, it's Kevin's dad we're talking about. Okay? So there's a German guy, an American guy, and a Japanese guy guy. They're on a boat. They get marooned on some deserted island. Now they got to survive, right? So the American steps up. Natural born leader, says, I'm in charge. The other two agree. They're like, okay, American starts delegating. German guy, you're a good engineer. You're in charge of engineering. Japanese guy, you're from an island nation, very resourceful. You're in charge of the supply. So by the end of the day, we know this, Joe. All right? We know. Is that it? Yeah. I don't know it. This is the surprise joke. Well, you can learn it later. All right, tell me the punchline later. We know this one. This is an old one, and this one has a bad payoff. Surprise. Okay, well, how about a quick little funny gem? Is it horrible? I just. No, it's not. I will hang up on him. No, no, go ahead. No, I won't hang up. Go ahead. Yeah, I just want to remind everybody about what happened earlier this year. I think it was this year when the Mexican navy showed up to New York and crash the boat. That's it. I don't get it. What did they do? I told you I should have hung up. You cut the good one off. This is why you got to screen these people. Oh, no, no, no. Come on. All right, we got a girl online, too. This. Oh, you want.

[B]

No, that.

[A]

She's on four. Oh, four. Yeah, give me four. Give me the girl. Girl joke. This is Safe. They're. They don't tell good jokes, and they're never bad. Desiree? Desiree, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. All right, do this for Kevin and his family. Right now. They're going through a lot. They need a laugh. Hopefully it's good. Okay. A black guy walks into a bar with the bartender, says, oh, my God, that's beautiful. Where'd you get it? Are we cutting her off? Do we know this one? Yes. You don't know that one? No. I guess we'll tell you off the air. All right. Jeez. All right. How about Jacob? Jacob. What? No, don't you finish? We're good over there. Stop.

[B]

Jacob Year toaster, say to the slice of bread.

[A]

This. This I don't want to hear either.

[B]

I want you inside of me.

[A]

All right. That's pretty hot. I like the other one. When people emailed in the. I got a lot of them that emailed and said, what's the difference between me and cancer? My dad beat me. That's a good one. See, that's what we're looking for here. Take that bread. Those people. That was a good joke. I cut two people off. A great one. No, this isn't. No. Even a girl joke. You don't even know it. I know. Black guy walks into next. Jacob, are you there? Yes, I'm here. How are you guys doing? We're all right, but we're worried about you, and I kind of trust you a little bit. Go ahead. Okay, well, you know, I got. I got two, but I'll start with the Brett one because this one's shorter. No, don't start with the Brett one. Don't. No, no. How bad is it? This one's safe. This one's safe. This one's actually safe. I heard this one recently on a pretty good. This one's safe. Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. So why. Why are black people so. Okay. No, that is not the safe one. What's wrong with you guys? You give him an inch? Are we hanging up on him, or do we want to get his other one? No, I don't want to hear it. He's done. Jacob's study. That's his safe one. What? Come on. It was Brett, Danielle, Michael, Brett. Knock, knock. Oh, don't. Don't. Who's that? Don't. Dill. Dill who?

[B]

Dildo.

[A]

Oh, my God. Don't. You're making. Let's go back to Jacob for that. That was good. All right. Daniel's. Or. It says Daniel who's on the line? Who is this? Michael. Michael, are you going to be the first one that makes the Falcone family proud? Well, I hope. All right, good. Is it terrible? It has Superman and Green Lantern in it. That's not bad. All right, let's go ahead. All right. So Superman and Green Lantern's out flying around one day, and they stop. Green Lantern looks at Superman, says, man, you see that over there? Oh, no. Superman says, yeah, I can see Wonder Woman over there in the field, butt naked. And Green Lantern's like, yeah, I wonder.

[B]

If we're able to go over there.

[A]

Fly over there real quick. Jesus. Yeah.

[B]

No, it's safe, John.

[A]

The F word. Is this safe? Yeah, Superman. The Green Lantern. Good one. Okay. The Falcones must feel great about themselves, right about. I'm just glad Kevin's dad's not here to hear this. Maybe I should send him some videos to make him feel better. Man, oh, man. Ah. What happened? We thought. We thought we all had a moment. We had some good ones lined up, and you made me hang up on. The Falcone family is in turmoil. Terrible. Oh, my God. So sorry to the Falcones and the family and everything else this guy says, john, you can't repurpose the old Toledo jokes. That's all poor Dick has in life. It's true. The only thing we have is that Bubba bastard gets hit every once in a while. Well, that was just atrocious, you people. It was great. No, they didn't help. One. One thing. It's because you cut the good ones off. This one? Yeah. No, it's Superman and the Green Lantern joke. Don't worry about it. So one of them starts to Wonder Woman. All right, you're all morons. Let's just. Sorry for the Falcones. What? We're. We're grieving along with the Falcones. That's enough, jackass. Holmberg's morning sickness sounded fantastic about a month ago over there at the PHX Arena. That was Bush, and they were with Shinedown. What a show that was New people. Let's do another fireside chat. I've never said that before. I know. You've never once even alluded to doing more. He's inspired, this one. Says, Brady. Why is a parking a car like dating? Why is parking a car like dating? Says all the good ones are taken, so you stick it in a disabled one and hope nobody finds out. No, that's a good joke. See, we could have had more of that. No, we couldn't, because these people can't control. It's good. It's the Green Lantern and Superman, there's nothing. Nothing to worry about here. So. And then the. We had one woman said her wide open and I. That this guy's ass was. And I did that, too. What you hang up with me for? Are you not paying attention to the news? Everybody got hung up on. Emailed me the punchlines. Yeah, I know they're all firing it back to you. There you go, man. You're just gonna love this. Well, Kevin has emailed back and he said, where did it go? Says, you must know me better than you think because those jokes always get me the Brett ones. See? Have Brett send me his videos. Yeah, send the one to him with the guy eating diarrhea. We'll. That's good for when you lose a parent. I could say that. Sorry, Kevin. Have a lovely. Have a lovely week. Do the best you can think of your family. Hope you're all right. We got an entertainment drill coming up in just a little bit. We'll do that next. It's an idea. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Wasn't paying attention. My apologies. We were just talking about the fair, which I believe starts today. I think the fair's getting going right now, isn't it? Yeah, we were talking about concerts that are coming. The Cult's the one to go to. That's October 25th. I haven't really looked at the lineup that used to be like, every day there was somebody huge. Now it's broken down country, rap, rock, all that other stuff. So you get to pick the night, you get to go peso Bluma and stuff like that. Nirvana played there. I know, years ago. I saw Stone Temple Pilots there once. The fair, pretty great. So, yeah, welcome back fair, that's kind of cool. And by the way, if you did have tickets to the D4VD show at the fair, that's been canceled and murder will do that. It'll slow down a. Definitely slops up a tour when the lead singer or only singer has a dismembered body in the back of his Tesla. But it truly is the only time a Tesla has been interesting to me. Otherwise, I. Yeah, Dave hard drives a Tesla here, and he came to me the other day and he goes, I'm going to lunch now in my Tesla. Is that okay? And I'm like, I don't know. Is it? You going home first to pick up your balls out of your wife's purse? It's Going to Roosevelt Road. Lunch.

[B]

October 17th is Mastodon.

[A]

Oh, there. Okay. That's right. Yeah, I forgot Mastodon. Searcher. That's a good one. They're not great fun live, but their songs are awesome. Anyway, yeah, the fair's back. That's kind of cool. And I like driving downtown and seeing the fair at night. When you see it from the freeway, it looks really cool. It's 9:16. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense track training. Get on that right now. It is a beautiful time for you to get involved in this. The weather's starting to be good so you can start showing up and realize, you know what? I can continue this getting in shape program with a little extra here. I can jog outside if I feel like, ride my bike, do whatever and then roll over to reactdefense.com and start practicing your skills of the new you. It's an awesome thing. They'll teach you how to become a stronger version of yourself as you traverse versus the day to day activities of earth. The weirdos that are all around you. And especially with this. You know not to use fear as a basis for this, but the challenges we face with people being all wound up and unhinged and losing their minds. You don't know who just had an argument with their best friend about Trump or Kirk or Kimmel or whatever and now they're mad and you look at them the wrong way and the next thing you know they've got something going wrong with them and you're the target. Target. Don't be a victim. They teach you that first and foremost, learn how to not look like or be a victim. Head on a swivel. Your spatial awareness is wildly important and knowing exactly what's going on around you is the key to not being victimized. Bad guys look for people who are asking for it. That's a terrible thing to say, but it's very true. Don't be one of those people. Simple as that. They'll show you how. And they'll also show you if it does go pear shaped, that you got a lot more skill in you than you know. Your confidence will rise, your physique will look better, and you're just going to be smart, smarter and better at being you. Reactdefense.com it's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[B]

Here's a a list of actors who turned down massive roles for silly reasons. Tom Cruise could have Been Edward Scissorhands. But he had too many questions about how Edward could do everyday things like.

[A]

Go to the bathroom, wipe his ass. Yeah. First thing you think when you see the poster.

[B]

Pierce Brosnan could have been. Been Tim Burton's Batman, but he didn't like the suit.

[A]

Pierce Brosnan as Batman, a British Batman. That could have worked. I think it would have worked just fine. Would have been a wonderful Batman. Been a big great Bruce Wayne. Fantastic Bruce Wayne. In fact, I'd have been. I'd had to do Doubtfire instead. Those Miranda Hillard's kids, just crazy about them.

[B]

Will Smith wanted to change Quentin Tarantino's version of Django Unchained. He wanted to make it a love story, tone down the violence. And he wanted Django to kill Calvin Candy.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Sean Connery turned down the role of Gandalf because he didn't understand the Lord of the Rings books or script.

[A]

None of this makes any sense to anyone. This is a bunch of. On paper, I say no and enjoy your flops. And the Oscar goes to. Ah.

[B]

Russell Crowe. He was the first choice to play Wolverine, but didn't want to take on too many wolf related roles because a gladiator.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He had a wolf companion.

[A]

Yeah. Too many wolf.

[B]

Wolf symbol on his armor.

[A]

Too many wolf sidekicks for him. That was a good choice, I guess. Don't want to overwolf and get typecast. This guy who owns wolves.

[B]

Eddie Murphy. Dan Aykroyd had him in mind to play Winston Zabimore in Ghostbusters, but Eddie thought the movie sounded like a croc.

[A]

Oops. Instead he did Best Defense with Dudley Moore. Vampire. Brooklyn Vampire in Brooklyn is better than people give it credit for, but it wasn't Ghost Busters. Yeah, a couple of real flipperty flops there.

[B]

Jason Momoa. He turned down the role of playing Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy because he didn't want to be a shirtless painted guy.

[A]

Just wanted to be shirtless.

[B]

Instead he played Aquaman.

[A]

Yeah, he's got a. That's worse. And now he's in that chieftain shirtless the whole time. He was shirtless all through Game of Thrones.

[B]

Yeah, Drago or whatever.

[A]

I don't know. Cal something, right? Yeah.

[B]

SNL just announced their musical guests for season 51. If it happens, if it doesn't get canceled.

[A]

Well, you know what? I was gonna say it's fine. You might. You might be right. Who knows? I've got you, Brady, in my line of sight, here and over your right shoulder. I gotta watch Thriller. Eat A banana. And that ain't normal. That ain't right. I don't like it. He did this on purpose. He did this to me on purpose. Literally just out of breath, like, what's going on over there? And there's a. Just a strange dude who looks like Lee Harvey Oswald. Your snack right there. I got a snack too there. Thriller, you go ahead and eat your banana for breakfast and I'll have some raw ground beef.

[B]

SNL debuts Oct. 4 with Bad Bunny.

[A]

Yeah, he was great when he was hosting guest.

[B]

Doja Cat.

[A]

Thanks again to Jonathan for bringing over this grumpy beef. It was amazing.

[B]

Check out the video.

[A]

We did a video and put on Facebook. It's on Instagram. I'm posting it to Facebook right now. So give me a minute or two. That is so good. It's so pure.

[B]

October 11th, Amy Poehler makes her return musical guest role model. And October 18th, Sabrina Carpenter will host and be the musical guest.

[A]

Didn't defrost the entire thing there. Brad. I'm in the middle of a meat. Oh, sorry. And I gotta watch Thriller. Will you move to the other end of the couch, please? He did. He. He put himself right where I'm. I gotta kind of stare and watch some dude by himself slowly working a banana.

[B]

About 10% of the current Billboard 200 chart is made up of classic rock albums.

[A]

Rumors.

[B]

Fleetwood Mac came out in 1977. 650 weeks on the chart.

[A]

That's pretty good.

[B]

Diamonds. ELTON John's album 2017.

[A]

49050 a week. That's. What. I don't know how many years.

[B]

That's at number 27. The lowest one. The very best of Daryl hall and John Oates came out in 2001. One 308 weeks.

[A]

It's incredible. Am I right? 650 weeks. Like 12 years. That's. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Holy cow, man.

[B]

A lot of them are greatest hits.

[A]

Didn't Dark side of the Moon.

[B]

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

[A]

Yeah. What was Tom. What was the Dark side of the Moon? That was. That was on there for. They always talk about it was never leave the billboard 200.

[B]

I don't even have it on.

[A]

Yeah, that one. That one had a astronomical run.

[B]

Great. Fleetwood max greatest hits 352 weeks. Journey's greatest hits 874 weeks.

[A]

We start getting into that weird thing where the Nirvana. Think about that. 200 albums a week. The bottom 100 are like. Like nine or 10 of them sold just to stay in the top 200. Not, you know, you're thinking that's just astronomical amounts of. But after a while, it's just a few every week that keeps the top 200 going. Dark side of the Moon was 989 total weeks. 741 consecutive. Man. So from 73 to 88, it was on the charts. That's incredible. It's not. But.

[B]

But the list that I'm reading, they're still on the.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

They're still on the Billboard.

[A]

Oh, they're still there today.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So then that. How is. How. Why would it only be 650 weeks if it came out in 1976?

[B]

Because it made a resurgence.

[A]

Oh, so it's back on the list?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, well, then that's not consecutive. That's not. That's right.

[B]

It didn't say consecutive. It just said still on the Billboard 200, hundred list.

[A]

But still would make it seem like they've been there the whole time.

[B]

I think when Stevie and. When Stevie and broke up.

[A]

Now, these are every classic rock album that is currently on the billboard 200. Yeah. Okay. That's it. And they've been on there for 650 weeks. Not since 1970. 6. 7. They got back on 650 weeks ago, and they've stayed on it. That's Fleetwood Max Rumors. Yeah. But yeah, Dark side of the Moon's no longer in it. So it's not on there today that now it all comes together, which is not on the list either. There you go. It is. It's your entertainment drill. The next thing we do is the Guadalupe Squares. And we need you for that. We need a girl and we need a boy for your Guadalupe Squares. What are we giving away this week, Bert? What do you got? Manson tickets. Oh, we got sold out Marilyn Manson tickets. This is. Oh, there's. There's some. That's a good one right there. Marilyn Manson in your hands. If you win the Guadalupe Squares, call us. Be a contestant. 585-9800. We need a girl, we need a boy. The squares are next. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? And that's a Friday morning so kind this music starts and we're ready to go with the Guadalupe Squares Thrillers here. Hey there. Belly full of banana that I had to watch him eat. Why did you sit there? That's the spotlight to sit in. No more. Okay? That's off limits to Thriller, especially if you're gonna.

[B]

That is quite the sight line.

[A]

Well, it is. I'm trying to look at Brady and, you know, just get an eyeball on him. And I got. And he's not eating it like a human because. Oh, come on. You had two hands on and. Okay, it's not that heavy, and he's slow working it in. And it would go in his mouth, and it would take a second, then he'd bite a little off.

[B]

You got to.

[A]

Yeah, two hands is a.

[B]

No, no. On a banana.

[A]

Don't double hand a banana. You're a man. You dangle it over your face and you bang it off your nose a couple of times. So much better. Anyway, it was weird. Okay, I'll take note of that for next. Are you a big banana either? Consistently. Yeah. Well, don't do it in front of me anymore.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I can't explain the erection to the others, and I'm wearing sweatpants today. Are you ready? Yes. All right, ladies and gentlemen, here is the host of said Guadalupe squares, Mr. Thriller. Bananas wall. Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. Top of the skirt. Oh, it's the Man Show. Adam Corolla. Starting off, it's Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel. But Jimmy's not allowed on any FCC regulated broadcast. Yeah. Yes, it's a fact. It's almost as if the FCC has decided to say we're done with normal people and we're gonna move on to just a bunch of Thrillers eating bananas for entertainment on the air. And that'll be. Actually, I think that's the most grotesque thing I've ever been a part of.

[B]

Banana Jocks.

[A]

Banana Jocks. I don't want to listen to the. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what. That's what Thriller told me. His radio name is Johnny Come, and he wants to be bananas, and I don't think you can, but that's what he likes to eat. I don't. I don't. I'm not comfortable on anything but a podcast because matter of time before you guys get leaned out of here and don't come calling to me, you'll end up over there on Thriller's nobody listens station. That's the safest place to work in radio right now. All right, then we won't bother you there, man. Let's hop on over now in Tomodo Square. Kamala Harris, what are you doing? I'm on a book tour. I'm on my book tour right now.

[B]

You're killing everything. You're on a baton.

[A]

I'm on a book tour. I didn't hire the gay excerpt in my book. I didn't want Tim Walls. I wanted Pete Buttigieg, but I didn't. It's. I tell you, looking forward and looking back are two things that I wish I'd have done better. What's that? What I said.

[B]

So you're a divider, not a uniter.

[A]

I am a person afraid of gay. I'm gay. And I'm a person who was gonna go with Pete, but he's too gay. I'm a black woman, He's a gay man. So I went with. Didn't you hear?

[B]

He's not gay.

[A]

He's not. And that changes everything. Also, Joe Biden shouldn't have done nothing. I wanna bring back the dodo.

[B]

The what?

[A]

The what? The dodo bird. The dodo bird. Okay, listen.

[B]

How are you gonna do that?

[A]

Can you imagine had I won president? This every week? I don't either.

[B]

There's been, like, a female Shannon Shark. Listen, listen.

[A]

That's my attractive laugh. I was asking America to elect a black woman with a gay vice president. And I'm married to a Jewish white man. The south would have risen again.

[B]

Well, some would say they did.

[A]

So in hindsight, even know. It's crazy. I think you made the right choice because at least we still have Atlanta. Speaking of that choice now, Tom Brisker, President Schwabischer. The right choice. You heard it here from the crazy lady over there that the word salad. It continued on and you know, I'm not a word salad guy. Thriller. I get. I say the sentences I make. All are good. Yes, that's what I say. Good grammar. I'm good at grammar. People say it all the time. He's good grammar. That guy's good. Good, good words. He puts out those. That's what they say. And I'm flying all over the place. Brady Singers, quiet down. I'll have the FCC knock you on your ass. Neck suspended. Then Seth Meyers and those cows on the View. I've got it all lined up. The list is ready. I'm like Santa Claus or Schindler, I don't know which. But I've got a list and I'm knocking them off one at a time.

[B]

What if they let you host snl?

[A]

I would host again and I would go out there and I'd be like, this sketch is bad. Fired. Fired. And by the end of the show, it would be over. You don't want me there, that's for sure. Brady, I'm looking at you. You're safe. I think we're okay. I Think your Brady's gonna be all right, Thriller. I'm not sure about you. I'm gonna have to get rid of most of kdkb. Pretty sure their agenda is not good for the community. Pretty sure what they're doing is threatening to everyone who doesn't eat bananas with other men in the room. That's all. Yeah. Kind of a weird thing, but. Yep. FCC is looking for you. Fat cat. Cows. The view. And I know a lot of people are smiling because that's what is probably going to happen. And I don't think anybody would be really too mad about the whole freedom of speech thing if we shut those broads up. Brett. That's what I'm saying. I know. I got. I knew I had a guy. I knew I had a guy. A guy in the room. Thank you, Brett. You always have an in, sir. Always have a Brett. Always got you. There's always a Brett in every group. There's always a Brett who fights for the freedom of speech. Unless it's a bunch of cows. All right, now over to the Middle east where Jimmy Fallon. How are you feeling, man? I feel great. Oh, my God. The president is here. The president is here. Happy birthday, guys. My birthday. 251 yourself. Please don't fire me on my birthday. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. Tonight we're gonna have all the Republicans from the House. Okay. And we're just gonna give them gift. Gonna be great. I can't wait. I don't want my show to go away. And we're gonna have a tribute to Ronald Reagan and we're gonna have George Bush. You just do it all. We're gonna have everybody on this show. Tonight's show is gonna paint everything. We're gonna paint the town red. I like this new Jimmy Fallon. This is good. We're gonna have you on too, sir. It's gonna be amazing. What about Blake Shelton? Okay, if you say so. Why don't you just book the guest, sir? I like the idea. I'll book all the guests tonight. Tommy, Lauren, Sean Hannity, and Will Kane on the. On the Jimmy Fallon talentless man program. That's what we call that. Whatever you say, sir. Talentless man. That's it. Oh, my God, Brett, did you see last week Flo died. Nobody was talking about flow from Alice. It's a national tragedy, Flo's death. And we're gonna have a big. We're gonna mention it at the vigil on Sunday. The loss of Paladin. People forgot. Next week. Yes, Jimmy, we're Going to bring something on. I think Jimmy's going to leave. We got Gutfeld and then we got Gutless. We call him Jimmy Fallon. Oh, my God. That's such a good joke, sir. What a great. You want to be a head writer on a. On the Tonight Show? Only if they bring back Carson. Let's do it. I'll do Carson the entire show, sir. Now we're coming. Good game.

[B]

Birthday toast.

[A]

Happy birthday. A birthday toast to me. I drank the whole bottle. Toast. That's so funny. Salute Jimmy. He's so good. Okay, that's great. Okay. Yeah. You just get home safe now. Let's hop on over to the middle square. We have extinction expert Brady. What's going on? Do you have any animals that you're a fan of? My dog that. Well, that have gone. You didn't let me finish. Oh, you're just like my wife. I never get to finish.

[B]

Shouldn't put on the chat there, Brady.

[A]

Good stuff. Kind of racy. Brady. A little racy, a little blue. I liked it. I liked it. But we're very close to canceling, Brady. I. Very close. Keep it up. Anyway, name an animal that's extinct and I'll tell you where they used to live and what they weighed. Let's say Taiwanese Red Panda. Specific, but yeah, I don't know where it's from some or what color it is or where it lived. Are you sure? Isn't that a nickname for the Indian? No, no, no, no. Think that's it. That fire stat chats were over. I thought that was. What do you call a drunk Taiwanese Red Panda? An Apache. I don't know if that's correct or not. I am an expert on extinct animals and there are plenty of interest. I see them every time I go down the 101. Ah, stop it. You know, we brought back the. The US brought back the buffalo. Oh, really? Yeah, it was extinct for a while, but go to a Walmart, you'll see there's beasts all over the place. I watch the view. Brady, you're on fire. Brady gets a raise. SEC Chairman Brendan, go give him a raise. That's what we're looking for in broadcast right there. You are the expert now, but let's hop on over Middlebright Square. James Gandolfini. How you doing, sir? You're pretty good. It's my birthday. You didn't mention it was my birthday. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. You know what? Hey, Brett. Hey, how you doing? I can't believe you're still here. You haven't heard your journey song yet. Have you? No. No. Eventually. I think it's coming. It's right around the corner there. Kid, don't worry about it. Keep it up. You're gonna have some fat broad standing there. They're gonna poke at you eventually. You never thought you'd nail one, but one's about to nail you. You keep it up with that stuff. Anyway, happy birthday to me.

[B]

Yeah, let's go to the bottom.

[A]

I would love to go to the bottom. Bing. Why don't we get out of here right now, Go take a look at the bottom. Bing. Let's take it in the back. That's where Vito did. Hey, he's got a family top on now. Bottomless square. Britney's secret square. Give us a hint.

[B]

Hi, everybody.

[A]

What?

[B]

It's been a while since you heard from me. I. I'm a lead singer for the mamas and the papas. I would have been 84 years old today, but I didn't choke on a chicken.

[A]

It's a girl. I died in my sleep. She lead. All fat people think that this woman didn't choke on a ham sandwich, but because they want to believe that that's not possible. Ham would never do that. Don't get me wrong.

[B]

I was. I was at a brunch earlier that day.

[A]

You were eating ham in your sleep and choked on it. And people want to say she. All big people want to say she. Yeah, that's right. No, you don't.

[B]

Don't eat lying on your back.

[A]

Just don't eat that much. You're to choke on it. Hand kills. All right, now over to the bottom of the square. Pat Mahomes. We got a game this weekend. We got a big game as well. I would, too. We got to get better than that. And I think maybe I have to have better. Lucky song. Okay. We got to start wishing on prayers and having things like that happen. So I figured I'd. I'd have a better song for you all this week now, you know. You know, the Kansas City Chiefs being on, too. It's shocking to everybody. But I'm pretty. This will fix it. Ash Mahomes gonna have good game plan this weekend. Get the ball. Travis Kelsey and the Pacheco character. I like him a lot as well. Dave, your worthy's back. Davey Worthy's back. Why are there so many songs about rainbows? What's on the other side? Andy Brie, Take it away. Rainbows or nuggies. But only nuggies. The rainbows. They're not nuggies. Andy, this is why we're distracted knowing too right now. Come on, everybody. So we've been told that the Chiefs are gonna lose it, but I think we're just getting started. Who do we play this weekend? Nice. Someday we'll find it. Oh, Detroit, the end zone. Oh, we're gonna lose that one. All right, never mind. I didn't know that we had that tough a game this week. We're gonna be 0 and 3. I've heard some fol. 2 and 6 halfway through. Ah, it doesn't look good. I don't like that. We need another song for Patrick. Get there. Over now, the bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior, Trip Reeb. Hello, sir. Keep it down. Jeez.

[B]

What's happening?

[A]

What are you doing? FCC is listening and they're messing around, man. They're coming at you. I'm not a big fan of this. I don't like what happened to Jimmy.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

But I worked with Jimmy Kimmel at Kroc for 12 years. Years. So him a lot. Was he funny for you? No, he was never nice to me. Screw that guy. But I still don't like what happened, except for it happened to Jimmy. So I'm torn. Yeah, it would be like if, I don't know, they fired Larry. Oh, that would be awful. Bye, Larry. This is a tragedy. No, I love Larry when he's walking away. That's what the KDKB guys. Yeah. Are you staring? That's what they all say. They like Larry from a distance, from behind. Yeah. Get on with it. We lost our girl. So we can go blind. Somebody else. All right, Go blind and get it. Get them on. Jumped out. Our phone's dumping everybody. I don't know. Lenny's here. Lenny, are you there? I'm here. I'm here. Lenny's right. Whoever this is. This is. Hello? Who's this? Hi, my name is Lori. Lori. Is it the same one? Oh, Lori's back. All right. Lori's a girl. Lori, you've. You've lucked out. And you get to play you. Brett's. Brett's taking his headphones off because. Lori, Brett's had it with you. What did you do to Brett? Other than this? Several times. Lori. Oh. Oh, hi. Oh, for God's sakes. This is why Brett's. All right. Brett wasn't wrong. Woo. All right, keep it together, Lori. Pick a square and don't be an idiot. So this time. Okay, I'm picking the secret square. Okay. Secret square. What is. Well, the answer is. The answer is Mama Cass Elliott. Exactly. Right now give me my ham sandwich. See? She's doing good, Brett. Good start. Oh, wait, it's not over yet. Over to Lenny. Go ahead and make your choice.

[B]

Oh, actually, wait, no.

[A]

What's the new name? Lenny. Lenny.

[B]

Lenny.

[A]

Yes. Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah, Lenny. My bad. I'll take extinction expert Brady. That's right. An extinction expert Brady. You know, it just went extinct a couple weeks ago. What's that? My kidneys. He's on one today. Bring it back. I'm rolling. Yeah, they're trying to recreate that in the lab. Hey, how frustrating do you think it is for a guy with one kidney that I gotta read stories about bringing back the dodo bird before they figure out how to get me a new kidney? I Do you guys know about the. We don't share those. Ara Trip's not gonna like that. It's extinct. Our cocks are extinct. That's what Ronnie tells me. That's just one. No, she said that about our cocks. When you're married, it's all ours. Yeah, that's right. That's. There's all theirs. Trust me. Talk to a lawyer. All right, go ahead. All right, question for you here. Swearing at work will lead to increased productivity and communication. You better not do it, Brady. Swearing at work will get you kicked right off the air. You guys heard about the pacifier pigeon?

[B]

No, what's that?

[A]

It's extinct. It was the original swallow. It sucked. Yeah, and it swallowed. See what happens there?

[B]

It's a bird of love.

[A]

The pacifier pigeon is the bird of love swallow. That means that bird loves you. What was it? What? Does swearing at work increase your productivity and communication? True or false? Uh, let's see. Fudge, poo. Nanny.

[B]

No, you're not more productive pooters.

[A]

Nah, I got nothing. I don't think that's. I think that's false. All right, you're saying false now. Lenny, do you agree or disagree? I disagree. Correct. Oh, circle right there in the middle. Okay, my turn. Right? Yeah. I'm gonna pick the upper upper left hand corner. Okay. Adam. Carolla. That's the man show sans Jimmy Kimmel. Talentless knob. You should have never had him. How could you have a man show with Kimmel on it? I mean, clearly. You know what? I asked myself that quite a bit there. Thriller. How in the world am I friends with Jimmy Kimmel when we have such opposing viewpoints? And it's cause he gives good handies. I guess that's where we'll go with that one. That's the Only thing I got about Jimmy, he's not allowed on the show or on television anymore because of FCC violations. And that's, I guess, gonna be the fate of everyone soon. All right, go ahead, Derek. All right, Question for you. If you get bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider, you'll get a four to five hour erection. A true or false. Jimmy wouldn't drink my man Gria cuz he thought it was of man. He thought that we were making it with our own seed. But it turned out he didn't know the meaning. He just saw the word man and he gozzled it. That's a great joke right there. I like that one about Jimmy Kimmel. That guy can suck it. That's what I say. Suck it, Kimmel. You talentless, no ratings. That's why he's off. That's it. Not because of me. You get bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider, you get a four hour erection. True or false? Wow. I wish I knew the answer to this from personal experience, but it's almost like having a prostitute. That won't finish you off though. Four hour erection. I'll say that's false. I think you're supposed to call a doctor or something. All right, you're saying false now. Lori, do you agree or disagree with. False? I would say that I agree. Incorrect. Then.

[B]

Spider.

[A]

So right now, Elena, you can get the win here with Trip. I'm taking Trip. All righty. Yeah. Let's not go crazy. You know, I worked with Adam as well. Oh, yeah? Yeah. He made me the highest paid part time employee in Los Angeles radio. Wow. That's right. You're welcome. Welcome. A whopping sawbuck an hour. $10. I got a Hamilton every hour I put in while he was out at Bel Air golfing with the leader of the Viet Cong or something. Talking to communist leaders and taking all of my money. $10 an hour. I went to him, I said, how much do I generate? All I'm asking for is what's fair. And then he said, I don't know. Talk to my assistant. Unfortunately, his assistant was some lady he met in Vietnam. I wish I was making that up. I. I can't argue one fact. Always. That's just that they taught me that the art of the deal, Trip. Always have an assistant that speaks a crazy language that no one knows. And then he can just go golfing all day long. Hey, Biden did it. Biden couldn't even golf. He. He putt. Putt. Horrible.

[B]

Horrible.

[A]

We had to hear a number two that could. Was that Val shot at me? Brett, was that a Kamala joke? Because I'm looking forward about looking back to the center. She doesn't make any goddamn sense at all. I can't believe I voted for that. Brooke. All right, here, sir. Okay. Yes. Neurotic and stressed people use a lung. Come on. Neurotic and stressed people live longer on average. Neurotic stress people live longer. I would say that's probably not true. Are you neurotic and stressed? No, I'm completely relaxed and I'm over a hundred. I'll say false. All right, you're saying false. Now, Lenny, for the win here, do you agree or disagree? I'll say. Did he say that it's false. He said false. Take your time. Because the only thing that happens if you answer fast is Larry comes on. I agree. Incorrect. X gets that square. Yes. Now, Laurie, you could go for Pat Mahomes for the win. I'm going to take the middle bottom square. Wonderful match. May patch Mahomes got her own little three time champion. Am I all pretty much three time champion, but three week loser, if we're playing lions is waiting down that good for me? I think I'm gonna probably lose that game this week in the Lions and then we'll get going after that. All right, well, question here for you before the big game on Sunday. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. You use more of your mother's DNA in shaping who you are than your father's. Travis Swift's girlfriend. Rough D4. Travis Swift. I don't like when Travis Swift's girlfriend stands next to my wife. Because then I realized I just got a Kansas City 5. I say that's probably true. I'm not sure. Okay, you're saying true. Now, Lori, for the win here, do you agree or disagree with true? I would say I agree. Incorrect. Name never ends. Come on. Okay, next one wins. Although if you want it. Yeah, Lenny, you could go for Kamala for the win here outright. Always choose Kamala. Yeah, right. Good challenge. Just like back in November. All it took was more. Every other option being November back when you chose Kamala. Okay, did you say anything? I did. I said everything when I said what I said. And that was where we went with that. And how that happened was clear. Not. Okay, I got a question for you. Thanks for your vote, Toledo. It's good to know that you don't need word structure to have a president. And that's what he got. He got a president with great word structure. Structure words all day long. Some people say I build words better than I do buildings and That's a lot. Okay, go ahead, Thriller. How do you voted for me, Thriller? If I was president, you'd be cured by now. I don't think that's fair. But now that I'm not, you are. Okay. All right, question here for you. Men can take a pregnancy test to see if they have testicular cancer. True or false? Tim Wall says that men can have babies through their testicles, and that's why they need tampons. Doug has been pregnant three times. Doug doesn't take pregnancy tests. We're big abortionists. Oh, I just get him knocked out. And then we just. We just drill it out. Okay. Like a burger chain. In and out. That's right. That's right. I told you she was into that. Montel ain't gonna like that. No, he's not. Why does it ever have to go back to who I dated in the 90s? Okay, bro? I had sex with Montel Williams, not Montel Jordan. Who? I thought it was for about a year. And when I brought up the song, he didn't know it. And I'm with the wrong Montel. So I started dating a Jewish man who probably owned the rights to Montel's publishing. And it's been lovely. Yeah. No pain. Oh, I say that's probably true. Okay, you're saying true. Okay. All right, now, Lenny, do you agree or disagree? I disagree. Incorrect. But Lori gets the win. Lori gets the win. Oh, Patrick, I screwed up. You're playing the Giants this week. We're gonna win that one. That's good. All right, well, rainbow connection work then. It's all more than an illusion. It was the lion stole right now. That was close. I thought we were playing the Lions. Sorry, my bad. I've been practicing for the wrong squad. You know, just raise it up a little bit. It's very similar to seeing this girl here. I'm on the same vice. Wait, is that his girlfriend talking or is that. No, my girlfriend. Sounds like a hillbilly. Yeah, she's from Kansas City. I met her. I thought Kansas City 9. And then Travis brought his girl around. I'm like, oops, Kansas City 5. She looked good in KC until Taylor shows up. Then you can see she kind of cross out. She got them bangs. Nobody fan of them bangs, Brady. Nobody like those. You got bangs right now. You enjoy your tanless ring finger. It's not going to stay that way for long. You got to get that off.

[B]

I got rid of mine a long time ago.

[A]

Yeah, you shouldn't. You look GR had bangs that look like Ralphie Wiggin from the sense I gotta go old on. He's got to go get ready for them Giants. Yeah, give it your all. All right. Another day in the books for you guys. The FCC won't crash down on you quite yet. Cuz I'm looking around the room and I don't see one fat annoying broad. And that's what I'm after right now. Is there anywhere in the building? Don't think so. I'm not saying anything.

[B]

Don't go down to the other hall.

[A]

What does Shan man look like?

[B]

A woman, actually.

[A]

Well, he's got long hair. Is he fat and annoying? Cuz they're gone. I'm getting rid of all of those. Yuck. I'm doing what men have wanted to do for years. Unloading the fat annoying ones. Go away. All right, that's it. Let's get out of here, shall we? Thriller. Big weekend. Yeah, we have NAU football and a rising ball tomorrow. You weren't kidding.

[B]

You said big.

[A]

You weren't kidding. And Raiders on Sunday. Raiders and who forget what their opponent is. Darn it. All right, that's it. Let's get out of here, shall we? We're done. Yeah, I don't think we're doing anything this weekend either, right? Funeral not going on that. I'm not doing that. You're not going all the way? No. Stay out of there. They're playing the Commander Skins. Ah, yes. Okay. In Washington. Solid. That was next week. All right. Well, there you go, chief. Giants not playing the Lions, but boy, if they were. My bad. 3. They play the Lions soon though, don't they? Yeah, that's. Yeah, they're not going to be good. That's. That's troubling start. That's it. Larry's coming up next and we love Larry. So you guys be nice to him and he'll be nice back to you and we'll see you on Monday right here in the morning. Sickness. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Wherever you go, whatever they get into, from chill time to everyday adventures, protect your dog from parasites with Cridelio guattro. For full safety information, side effects and warnings, visit cordelioquatrolabel.com com consult your vet or call 1-885-45973. Ask your vet for Cordelio Quattro and visit quattrodog. Com.