09-23-25 - BR - TUE - What Pocket Do Most Keep Their Cell Phone - How Many Smoke Alarms Should Be In Your Home

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Episode Summary

Episode Title: 09-23-25 - BR - TUE - What Pocket Do Most Keep Their Cell Phone - How Many Smoke Alarms Should Be In Your Home
Air Date: September 23, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is trademark irreverence: rapid-fire banter, edgy humor, and a blend of pop culture, quirky polls, weird news, and listener emails. John Holmberg and his co-hosts riff on celebrity activism, cancel culture, silly social trends, outlandish radio videos, and everyday oddities like where people store their phones and how many smoke alarms you need at home. The show maintains a witty, sarcastic, and sometimes profane tone, peppered with real Arizona flavor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Celebrity Petitions & Cancel Culture

[01:01–04:26]

• Holmberg launches into a satirical bit about a petition signed by 400+ celebrities (including Tom Hanks), poking fun at celebrity influence:

  “We should do a cartoon like the old Hall of Justice. It’s time to call the celebrities and just have them flying around, filling out forms and paperwork and marching. Meanwhile, at the hall of Celebrity, Tom Hanks yells at Oprah, ‘I want out of here right now!’” (John Holmberg, 01:30)

• Discussion segues into Jimmy Kimmel facing backlash for old blackface skits versus “today’s cancel culture.” Holmberg uses an NFL analogy:

  “You can't go back with today's rules and change yesterday's rules. ...If you apply today’s rules to [Kimmel in the 90s], it’s not [the same]. That’s why I hate that Cancel culture.” (John Holmberg, 03:32)

• Holmberg’s stance: defending Kimmel not as a fan, but to push back against “changing the rules after the fact.”

2. Tylenol, Pregnancy Pain, and Laughs at Listener Emails

[04:59–06:28]

• The crew lampoons a listener’s email about pregnancy:

  “All these bitches out here complaining about a little discomfort during pregnancy. My girl didn’t need one single Tylenol pill...That baby slid right out. Easy.” (Listener email read by Holmberg, 05:21)

• They joke about notable reactions to Tylenol and fentanyl, with running gags about pronunciation and outlandish listener advice.

3. Fun Facts (Brady Report)

[07:15–09:15]

• Orange chicken isn’t Chinese—it’s Panda Express-invented (1987).
• Marilyn Monroe’s rumored IQ (163) versus Einstein’s (160, both undocumented).
• The team riffs sarcastically on these facts, poking at definitions of “weird” and Chinese food authenticity.

4. Poll: Where Do You Keep Your Phone?

[09:15–09:52]

• A poll finds 57% keep their phone in the right pocket, 19% left, 7% back pocket, 5% underwear, 12% in a bag.
• Hosts laugh off the poll’s usefulness and joke about respondents “goofing around.”

5. Heavy Soda – Social Media Trend

[09:52–10:53]

• A new trend: “heavy soda” (high syrup ratio), originally popular in Missouri, trending now on social media and available at places like QT.
• Crew shares personal soda machine tricks for more syrup; humor about “exciting lives” and soda-nerd culture.

6. Weird News

[11:08–13:01]

• UK parents want to name their baby "Brisket"—discussions on naming laws, meat fandom, and outlandish baby names.
• The show pivots to a dark take on a musician (D4VD) involved in a crime, with typical brutal honesty:

  “Good thing he didn’t get famous before he hacked someone up.” (Holmberg, 12:55)

7. How Many Smoke Alarms Should You Have?

[12:55–14:47]

• NFPA recommends one inside each bedroom, outside sleeping areas, and on every level—typically 5–10 per home.
• Co-hosts discuss personal setups, the nightmare of interconnected alarms, and the hilarity of fire alarm “memes.”
• Fun moment:

  “When you can’t figure them out and they start telling each other, ‘Oh, he knocked me down. Ring another!’ – They all go off.” (Holmberg, 14:05)

8. Oddball Arrests

[14:47–15:37]

• Florida woman arrested for “battery” with Silly String.
• The team mocks this “silly” story; crack jokes about her mugshot and possible motives.

9. Radio Videos – The Usual Onslaught

[15:52–22:33]

• A series of shocking, bizarre, or gross viral videos:
  • A “dancing machine” man with unique physical features
  • Public urination challenge (The “Whiz Cross the Street”)
  • Train track incidents, dangerous stunts
  • Fetish/bondage clips and increasingly NSFW content (“tattoo artist having sex with a client while tattooing her face”)
• Classic group reactions: disbelief, mockery, hyperbolic disgust, and attempts to one-up each other’s shock levels.
  • “Holy smokes. That train one got me.” (Holmberg, 19:59)
  • “This is violent and…hot. I don’t know what’s going on.” (Holmberg, 21:51)

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Notable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

• [01:30] (On celebrity activism):
  “Meanwhile, at the hall of Celebrity, Tom Hanks yells at Oprah, ‘I want out of here right now!’ Calm down, Tom. I’m gonna eat a baby.”
• [03:32] (On cancel culture):
  “You can't go back with today's rules and change yesterday's rules.”
• [05:21] (Listener on pregnancy):
  “My girl didn’t need one single Tylenol pill her entire pregnancy. Not a peep out of her. No bitching or moaning like these women today who have to have Tylenol and epidurals. They're weak ass hoes out here. That baby slid right out.”
• [14:05] (On smoke alarms):
  “When you can't figure them out...they all go off. It's impossible to turn them off. I hate those things.”
• [19:59] (Reacting to a viral video):
  “Holy smokes. That train one got me!”
• [21:51] (On a bizarre NSFW video):
  “This is violent and…hot. I don’t know what’s going on.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:01–04:26: Celebrities, petitions, celebrity culture, Jimmy Kimmel’s blackface, cancel culture
• 04:59–06:28: Listener email on Tylenol and pregnancy discomfort
• 07:15–09:15: Brady Report: fun facts and witty tangents
• 09:15–09:52: Poll – Where do you keep your cell phone?
• 09:52–10:53: Heavy soda trend
• 11:08–12:55: Baby names (“Brisket”), true crime musician tangent
• 12:55–14:47: Smoke alarms: best practices and personal stories
• 14:47–15:37: Silly String battery news
• 15:52–22:33: Viral videos and wild group reactions

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Tone and Style

The hosts maintain their signature mix of sarcasm and outrageous, unfiltered humor. They relentlessly lampoon internet fads, pop culture figures, and themselves, all while inviting listeners to laugh at life’s absurdities. The content is peppered with raunchy banter and comically exaggerated reactions, perfectly reflecting the show’s role as morning drive-time entertainment with a naughty edge.

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This episode is for listeners who enjoy edgy, quirky morning radio that doesn’t shy away from cynicism, dark humor, or the stranger side of American pop culture.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Almost forgot to turn the mics up. It's just about to start talking. I haven't. It's like, I haven't done this job ever in my Life. Now my 25 years of doing this.

[D]

And it's in.

[B]

Brett, you've been at this for a long time too. Isn't it still amaze you what catches people and what doesn't as far as, like, topics and things? Like, occasionally you can go, oh, this is gonna be a big one, this Jimmy Kimmel thing, Man, My emails erupt. People want an opinion on this, and I don't know if that's celebrity culture or whatever. I came up with an idea for a new superhero cartoon because I saw a headline that said over 400 celebrities, including Tom Hanks, have filled out a petition and trying to get this done. I didn't even finish reading it. I'm like, we should do a cartoon like the old, you know, hall of Justice. And it's like, it's time to call the celebrities and just have them flying around all over, filling out forms and paperwork and marching. Meanwhile, at the hall of Celebrity, Tom Hanks yells at Oprah, I want out of here right now. Calm down, Tom. I'm gonna eat a baby. Those celebrities, we lean on them for.

[E]

Over 400 have signed this one.

[B]

400 celebrities signed it. You know, if I got 400 people to sign a petition to get anything done, they go, 400 people? What? Yes, but they're celebrities. I signed that. Tom Hanks is on there. It's weird. But my emails are exploding about the Kimmel stuff, and people are. They want to say stuff. They want things to be said. I don't understand. It doesn't make sense to me, but it sure is a. Sure is a. This guy Donovan actually said when he says, if I was black, I'd be kind of mad. Kimmel did all that blackface and no one seemed to care. He does one propaganda joke against whitey and he gets pulled. All right, that's kind of an interesting way to see it, but I don't like the idea I talking to somebody about that this weekend, and they're like, kimmel did blackface. Kimmel did this come like, look, as a football fan, I always make everything about sports because it simplifies the world for me, because I'm not very bright. So if I can bring it into an analogy that makes sense to me, I can kind of start to make sense of the situation. There's a lot of stuff 25 years ago in football that used to be illegal or that used to be legal that isn't today. So if you went back 25 years ago and changed outcomes of Super Bowls because, oh, that's a rule now. You can't do that anymore.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

So that's not a touchdown. Take that off the board and then. And you run it, and next thing, fumble.

[E]

That's not a catch.

[B]

You can't go back with today's rules and change yesterday's rules. Jimmy Kimmel doing blackface in 98, 97, 98 whenever it was, and was doing Karl Malone and Oprah. That wasn't uncommon. Doesn't make it right, but it wasn't uncommon, and people didn't lose their minds over it. It wasn't an attack. You didn't like it. You turned it off. You talked about how you hate Jimmy Kimmel or whatever. It wasn't a big deal. So if you apply today's rules to it, it's not. So that's why I hate that Cancel culture. When everybody argues, you used to do this. Yeah, because that's wrong now. You know the Tuck rule isn't a rule anymore. The Patriots dynasty might not have started had that rule been different. Hitting receivers over the middle used to get you in the hall of Fame. Now you're going to jail for it. It's just different. Although Amon Ross St. Brown is changing the rules completely. Love that. So it doesn't make any sense on to me to go back and say, jimmy Kimmel did this years ago.

[D]

I'm not.

[B]

And again, here I AM support. It's like when I supported Tom Brady during the. The phone thing. I'm like, you don't give your employer your private phone and have them say, we're only looking for certain stuff. They're going to find everything. You got pictures of your model wife in there and her snooch or B holes all over. They're going to see them and they're. Oh, we didn't look for that. We saw them. But we're not going to make a big deal. Well, you're not supposed to see him, so you can't. You had me defending Tom Brady. Here I am defending Jimmy Kimmel because I don't think it's fair. And I'm defending him based on what his buddy Ace said. Don't apologize to a mob, which is always true.

[D]

Coming in real quick. John, you're making a lot of sense, a lot of great stuff, but Jimmy Kimmel's a talentless tool. And we're here to talk about. About Tylenol. That's all we need to know. Tylenol should do. Kimmel show tonight just broadcast live from the Tylenol studio. I got an email I had to read to your audience and I love it. It's about Tylenol, Brady. Have you heard about Tylenol? Don't take it. Are you on it now? Go throw up like that Burmese python right now. That's. You'd rather eat a whole deer than one Tylenol. I'll just tell you that right now. Here's the email. It says, dear Holmberg and friends. That would be me. All these bitches out here complaining about a little discomfort during pregnancy. My girl didn't need one single Tylenol pill her entire pregnancy. Not a peep out of her. No bitching or moaning like these women today who have to have Tylenol and epidurals. They're weak ass hoes out here. That baby slid right out. It's easy. I don't want to hear any more complaining. And it's signed by one of your listeners, Nathan Sutherland. Now, I don't know anything about him, but he sounds like a real reasonable guy whose girlfriend had no pain. You can avoid it. Avoid the Tylenol. Don't do it. That's all I'm saying. Brady, get off the Tylenol, Brady. You want Tylenol?

[A]

Oh, no. Hell no.

[D]

We've got a Fentanyl and a Tylenol thing. It's a big thing. And you know what word I hate more than any of them? I'm Gonna try it again. I tried yesterday. I couldn't do it. I'll try it again. I see the middle. Tylenol. We call it. Tylenol.

[E]

The T word.

[D]

I see the Acida phenomenon. Adam Edmond. Adam Eminem. Eminem and Tylenol, we call it. I'll try in the hallway.

[B]

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[E]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[B]

All right.

[E]

Happy National Voter Registration Day.

[B]

Okay?

[E]

And Happy Rosh Hashanah.

[B]

It's also Happy Batman Day. It's a Batman celebration day. That's what Batman would say. Mama. Ron St. Brown Couple of basis fun facts.

[E]

You probably won't find orange chicken in China because it's not Chinese. It was invented by Panda Express in 1987.

[B]

But if you did find orange chicken in China, would it be Chinese? Yes, because it's in China. Yeah.

[E]

Maybe they refuse to serve it.

[B]

They won't do it because then they'll confuse it with being a Chinese thing because you found it in China.

[E]

The original definition of weird was having the power to control the fate or destiny of human beings.

[B]

Wizard stuff, huh?

[E]

Marilyn Monroe supposedly had a IQ of 163. Albert Einstein's IQ was rumored to be 160, but no official documentation exists for either of them.

[B]

It's fun to say, though. Yeah, it's pretty smart either way. I don't think she was dumb. I think she was just abused. I just saw on the TV that Brett is looking up Amon Ra Saint Brown Jerseys. You're not allowed to own one of those. Why? Cause. And you can't have one. I want to try that with Trip so bad. John, step into my office. I need to talk to you. I don't like what you did. I don't care what you like. Peace. Did he just say I run this sn. That's strong stuff. What a pair of dance movie. What a pair of onions on that guy. Yeah.

[E]

In a random new poll, 57 of people say they carry their phone in their right pants pocket. 19 say it's in the left.

[B]

Wait, 50 go right.

[E]

Yeah. 57.

[B]

19 go left.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

And others purse.

[E]

12% in a bag or merse. 7% keep it in their back pocket, and 5% claim they keep it in their underwear.

[B]

All right, this study was pointless. There were people goofing around and joking.

[E]

People online are hyping a new trend called heavy soda.

[B]

Oh.

[E]

Which is apparently catching on at some gas station soda machines. It isn't really new, especially in South Missouri, where it supposedly started, but it's now going viral on social media. If a business has a soda fountain machine, they can sometimes adjust the settings to change the ratio of syrup.

[B]

Oh, get a little thicker syrup.

[E]

They heavy it up, and now they're labeling it.

[B]

Are they charging more for it that.

[E]

I don't know about? They didn't. They didn't say that, but they just show on. The machine will say heavy because they're.

[B]

Blowing through a lot more syrup.

[E]

It would make sense.

[B]

A lot more expensive than the CO2.

[F]

I watched a couple of guys at QT barely tap the thing, and it just is syrup, and.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

And then they added to it.

[B]

If you. If you kind of hold it. We do that. Tony Romas. I always do that with Coke. And you barely hold it, and the syrup dribbles out first, and then you push hard, and then it all comes out.

[F]

That's a. You can get your own heavy soda at qt, apparently.

[B]

It's an exciting life you're living, Richard, watching people get sodas and their techniques.

[D]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[E]

There's this woman in the UK that is upset at her brother because he and his wife. His wife's about to have a baby, and they've come up with a name, and they want to name the baby Brisket.

[B]

My God, you missed this last name. 17 years. Brady.

[E]

He's a big fan of smoking. Meats.

[F]

Don't say that.

[E]

In the UK you can. It's. It's legal. You can name your kid Brisket.

[B]

It's not illegal here.

[E]

Well, the. The restrictions have. In The UK is anything that. With symbols, names with numbers.

[B]

Just don't be stupid.

[F]

So Prince wasn't legal in.

[B]

Well, not to name a baby. The symbol probably not recognized by the state is D4V D there.

[E]

You also can't use names like Queen or Lord.

[B]

You can't start screwing around with the Royals, by the way. How about that D4VD guy? Turns out that girl that was all chopped up in the back of his Tesla was 16. And they got text. They've been talking since she was 13. Oh, he's got a lot more honest.

[E]

Those are the other singles on the album. Like, there's songs about everything. Like, the dude was.

[B]

It's bad. He was telling us the whole time it was. It's. Well, I mean, that could also be our hindsight going, oh, we see it now. Yeah, he's just writing songs. But, I mean, he did hack someone up and sing about murder before. He's kind of fascinated with blood, but yikes, it's gonna get ugly for D4 video. Good thing he didn't get famous before he hacked somebody up, because this could have been a big deal. But since no one knew who he was until he hacked some up, all he is is a murderer who, like, did lounge acts.

[E]

Germany. Smoke alarms you're supposed to have in your house.

[B]

It's one per room, per square foot.

[E]

Is according to the National Fire Protection association, inside each bedroom, outside each sleeping area, and on every level of the home. Basements and finished attics included. So you're looking at between five and 10.

[F]

Yeah, we have nine.

[B]

I think I probably have eight or nine. I got a lot. And they're all tied together because when I did the addition on the house, the new rule is they all have to be on one system. Yeah.

[F]

We replaced ours and had to get the ones that are wireless, that communicate with each other.

[B]

That's what I have. And it's awful. Yeah. Because you can. You can knock one down with a broom. I know Brett's over on the memes now, because they make fun of certain cultures for just immediately pulling their fire alarms down because they don't change the battery. And I never knew that as a. As a stereotype, but it is hilarious when AI does a thing. And in the background on the ceiling is a disconnected fire. Yeah, it's chirping. I didn't know that. Like, computer taught me that. I didn't know that that was a thing.

[A]

Same with me.

[B]

I think it's everybody. I got, like, fire alarms when they. When you can't Figure them out and they start telling each other, oh, he knocked me down. Ring another, they all go off. It's impossible to turn them off. I hate those things. I have one room where I figured out how to disconnect it and it's the biggest room in the house. And I took it apart.

[E]

I'm due for the chirping. I think pretty soon the batteries.

[A]

It's gonna happen at three in the morning too, or something like that.

[B]

Mine's wires, so it's better because I don't have to worry so much about batteries.

[A]

Don't they have a backup though? Anyway, when the battery backup goes out.

[B]

It still chirps, but they don't. It doesn't get used a lot, so the batteries last forever. But I'm probably going to get chirped today because I'm talking about it.

[E]

There's a 48 year old woman in Florida named Crystal Watts. She was arrested after she allegedly battered a 33 year old man with Silly String. She confronted him, began spraying, emptied it all on his face and then threw the can at us, hit his head.

[B]

He just stood and took it.

[E]

Yeah, Crystal was charged with battery.

[B]

All right. I know. What a gash.

[E]

The police did not list a motive, so it's unclear why she attacked him. Kids, he wasn't arrested and there's no indication that he did anything to her first. Unclear what their relationship was either.

[B]

This story has nothing in it.

[E]

Yeah, other than the silly assault with Silly String. And there's her mug shot.

[B]

Wow. I bet you made fun of her haircut. That's what I would do. She's got Ellen's hair. Whoa.

[E]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

First one's Dancing Machine.

[B]

Gene.

[E]

Gene, it's not.

[B]

Oh, it's stupid.

[E]

A Toledo special.

[B]

Why is it Toledo has his reaction on it? Oh, it's another crippled guy. Oh, for Christ's sake. He's got toothpicks for arms and legs and a kind of a normal sized middle body. And I don't know if he's dancing or if he's just trying to stand up.

[E]

Oh, he's dancing.

[B]

No, I think this might be accidental. Bones aren't strong.

[F]

Yeah, I think this is a reaction.

[B]

I think this is also Tylenol. This is also artificial intelligence because he's defying gravity on occasion. Did you believe this to be real? Oh, yeah. This guy.

[E]

Next one's for Brett.

[B]

He's who I worry about in the future when AI gets really good and he's gonna think all of this stuff's Happening.

[F]

Brady's algorithm was going off.

[B]

You actually looked at that and said, there's something. Here's another one. A lady with no legs up to her hips, and she's wiggling her n.

[E]

Selling it.

[B]

Believe that's also. You're gonna have a problem with the future. It's gonna. It's gonna treat you poorly.

[E]

It's looking bright.

[B]

That's not real.

[E]

Next one's a classy lady crossing the street.

[B]

You're an idiot for even halfway believing that. All right, there's a. This one might be real because it's in a cruddy country. These are the ones I like. There's a guy crossing the street in a terrible country just in the freeway. That's a woman. It is. Did she just pee?

[E]

Yep.

[B]

She just ran in the middle of the freeway and peed.

[E]

It's the whiz cross the street whiz challenge.

[B]

Is that. I think that.

[E]

I think that's her name.

[B]

I think that's what. I think that's what Amon Ra saying on the side of the road, screaming at that woman. What a dump. Evidently, the whole nation doesn't have. The whole nation doesn't have a weed eater because the whole place was just covered in weeds. This one, too. All right, Guy on the train track. We all know how this ends. Standing in front of. Oh, he just did it on purpose. Ran right to the train. Suicide by train is absurd.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

He's running along in that giant white Indian outfit, man. All right. The one that I wished was AI wasn't. The other ones were. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[A]

All right, we'll start off with this classy broad.

[B]

She's got a mask on like, it's Covid. And she's. Oh, she. Oh, wow. What? It's so hard to describe this one. So she pulls the mask. She got a Covid mask down because she's trying not to catch COVID Yeah. And. But she's keeping it safe. And then she peels the mask down, and across her rather attractive face is a used condom. And then she spits out what appears to be, like, a nasal strip. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, she's using, like, a biore. Then she spits out some milk, I think.

[A]

I guess that's the way to put it.

[B]

That's horrible. Who raised that? Here's another one of those train. Train tracks. And some guy laying on them now. Oh, my God. That trains going a billion miles an hour. Oh, my God. The dude tried to lay down before the train got there. And failed. This is the game you play. Oh, my Lord.

[E]

Man, that thing's humming.

[B]

Holy smokes. I don't have any sound for you, Brett. Is that a thing? I don't know if this changed.

[A]

You should have sound.

[B]

I got nothing. It's. It's switched out. The computer's down, but. All right. Holy smokes. All right. Hopefully none of them are reliant on.

[A]

That one's dumb sound.

[B]

All right.

[A]

All right. And let's just jump over here.

[B]

He's got all of them.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Holy smokes. That train one got me. All right, so a fat lady with red hair and she's whipping her. Oh, there's sound. Whoa. There's a man there got a wh. And she's got fire at the end of the whip. And there's a guy on all fours, and he is on the staircase, and she's whipping him with a whip that's on fire.

[A]

And it pretty much just goes.

[B]

I mean, it's just never stops. But he's bare assed and she is hitting him with a fire rope. How do you practice that? Like, not only is he taking it, she's pretty good at that whip. Oh, God. Here's one two white girls, humongous African American man who. Who can choke her. He can wrap it around her neck. Oh, my God, he can. Holy smokes. That's the biggest one I've ever seen. He's wrapping it around her neck like it looks like that dude from Star wars that guarded the Holy cow.

[F]

That's a summer sausage.

[B]

Beyond. I've had summer sausage, but never that big.

[A]

Here's a new one we haven't seen before.

[B]

All right, all right. Here's a man to woman with a. Each one have something in their butt and they're sharing it, and, well, they're just having a good time together with her. Oh, now he's gonna place his actual God given thing into her stuff. Their butts are still jam packed with things as well, and now they're just running into some sort of a weird parallel. Wow.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

That was pretty impressive. I've never seen that before, actually. Pretty impressive.

[A]

We learned something new today.

[B]

My goodness.

[A]

And you've always thought about getting a tattoo?

[B]

Well, I haven't, you know, thinking, here's one. All right, Here's a tattoo on a lady's head. Oh, what the. Oh, my God. She's. The tattoo artist is having sex with her while he's giving her a tattoo in her face. Oh, my God.

[E]

That's gonna be a mess.

[B]

It's gonna be a mess. And I think that's the design of it. Yeah, he's just enjoying that whole thing too much, and he's like, oh. And then he just hit her, Smacked her face. Oh, my goodness. This is violent and. And hot. I don't know what's going on.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Wow. How did people think of this stuff? That's amazing. So there you go.

[E]

How much for that?

[B]

That's just not amazing. I wanted to see the tattoo when it was done, but she was covered in something. Well, there you go. Wow, you guys are creative. You're getting better every day. There you go. That's. This is your Brady report. It's 98. It's not weird.

[E]

It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[D]

I have heard enough of this.

[G]

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[B]

Com.