09-23-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD) – Episode Summary

Date: Tuesday, September 23, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Overview — Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a whirlwind of sports schadenfreude, pop culture hot takes, and gleeful cynicism. The crew (particularly John) revels in the misery of the Baltimore Ravens and their fans following a primetime NFL loss, using it as a springboard into passionate monologues about the value of hate as a source of happiness. The conversation sprawls across topics including football, celebrity scandals, the end-of-world predictions, Tylenol and autism debates, the futility of public apologies in cancel culture, odd news stories, and the sheer absurdity of modern trends and media.

As always, the tone is irreverent, sarcastic, and brutally honest, with Holmberg leading extended, off-the-cuff rants on everything from football aesthetics to societal double standards.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ravens’ NFL Loss & the Joy of Hate

• The episode opens with John gleefully recounting the Baltimore Ravens’ loss, mocking QB Lamar Jackson’s looks, his grill (teeth jewelry), and the Ravens’ fanbase (“degenerate and kind of uneducated imbecile” [03:25]).
• Quote (John):

  “Hate is the greatest gift ever given to the human body... you have to be hateful to know what true joy is.” [03:39]

• Holmberg espouses the philosophy that real joy only comes from passionate hate, using sports rivalry as his prime example.
• The crew discusses the “yin and yang” necessity of hate for appreciating love and happiness.

2. Lamar Jackson’s Appearance & Grills Riff

• Extended mockery of Lamar Jackson’s appearance, hair, and dental jewelry.
• Speculates on Ravens fans' embrace of grills, mocking the lack of professional ambition the look projects.
• Quote (Brady):

  “I've never once seen anybody with a grill in their mouth and thought, there you go, you're going to be the CEO.” [13:01]

3. Football Rivalries, Stereotypes, and Hate as Motivation

• The conversation stays on football, launching into jokes about the socioeconomic status of Ravens/Baltimore fans, welfare checks, and the city's murder rate.
• John’s listener, Sean Rockefeller (“our blind listener”), texts saying Lamar Jackson “looks like Sam Jackson and Steve Buscemi had a baby then threw the baby into the Plinko board on The Price Is Right” [09:19].
• Philosophical riff—embracing hate for sports rivals enhances life’s joy.

4. Pregnancy, Tylenol, Autism, and Trump

• Discussion shifts to recent controversies around Tylenol usage in pregnancy possibly being linked to autism. They mock Trump for fanning these flames, but John insists on the merit of asking “what if he’s right?”
• Fascination with how quickly public health beliefs change, the effect of political bias, and virtue signaling around pregnancy dos and don’ts.
• Quote (John):

  “If Trump came out and said, ‘we cured cancer and it’s Oreo cookies,’ people hate him so much that they won’t even give him the benefit of the doubt…” [16:56]

• “What if” attitude regarding medical studies and how ideological tribalism affects acceptance of new information.

5. Cancel Culture & Jimmy Kimmel Controversy

• The episode covers Jimmy Kimmel’s recent network controversy, including demands for public apology and donations after political jokes.
• John strongly argues against apologizing to “the mob,” quoting Adam Carolla (“never apologize to a mob, a mob is never right… apologize to a person”) [54:04].
• Points out the hypocrisy and futility of mob-driven outrage culture and the threats to comedians’ freedom.

6. Rapture Predictions & the End of the World

• Jokes about a trending preacher predicting the world will end Sept. 23–24, lampooning people “selling all their worldly goods” (and not really believing the prediction if they still haggle for prices).
• Quote (John):

  “Only losers and people whose lives didn’t work out root for Jesus to come back quick so they don't have to work.” [32:25]

• Entertaining debate about how the Rapture could possibly work across time zones.

7. Words, Race, and Double Standards in Sports Media

• The hosts dissect Amon-Ra St. Brown’s viral on-camera profanity (“I run this s---, n----”), how language is policed differently according to the speaker’s race, and how “whites don’t have a phrase like that.”
• Quote (John):

  “If it was a white guy, he had to go up and say that exact phrase… you’d look like an idiot.” [42:36]

• Rant on how media responds (or doesn’t) based on context, intent, and speaker identity.

8. Politics, Nepotism, and Succession

• Ridicule of political succession, as a dead politician’s daughter or wife takes over—“only in politics” does this happen.
• Questions the notion that simple name recognition justifies inheriting jobs:

  “Being a senator is just a job… you’re not the CEO of anything. You’re just showing up to work one day, just like my dad used to go do construction.” [66:44]

9. Weird News & Absurd Trends

• Segments on odd news:
  • Woman arrested for attacking a man with Silly String [103:51]
  • Snake in Florida throws up a whole deer (“Burmese python vomits deer” is the recommended Google search) [79:29]
  • New trend: “Heavy Soda” (extra syrup at soda fountains) [98:51]
  • Couple wants to name their baby “Brisket”
• Riffing on societal stupidity and “trailer park people and losers.”

10. Elderly "Look, It's Breathing" Coverage

• John rails against media stories celebrating people who are simply old (“it’s just the ‘look, it’s breathing’ segment”), calling out news stations for pretending this is inspirational.

11. Music, Pop Culture, and Hot Releases

• Discussion of new music, with sarcastic glee at aging bands like The Grassroots (“they have to be 90…” [112:32]) getting airplay on KUPD.
• Major amusements in poking fun at the show’s own sponsors and odd fits for the station’s playlist, with simulated mockery at the sales team.
• New releases include Doja Cat (video “Jealous Type” gets ample positive attention), Miley Cyrus/Fleetwood Mac covers, and AI-generated songs.
• Interlude playing “Is it an N-word or F-word?” with old hip-hop.

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Notable Quotes / Memorable Moments

• Philosophy of Hate:

  “Hate is the greatest gift ever given to the human body. And you have to be hateful to know what true joy is.” — John [03:39]

• On Political Pandering:

  “Only in politics where a guy dies and his wife or daughter just takes the job… I know you’re going through a lot. Come on, you were working at the Piggly Wiggly a week ago.” — John [65:04]

• On Cancel Culture & Mob Apologies:

  “Never apologize to a mob. A mob is never right. Apologize to a person. A mob will never accept an apology.” — Adam Carolla via John [54:04]

• On Double Standards:

  “If Cooper Kupp did that [on camera profanity], he’d be suspended for the rest of his life. And if that word is so awful, shouldn’t ESPN get in trouble? But because it was said by someone who’s allowed to say it, everybody’s like, it’s not that big a deal.” — John [43:24]

• On Rapture Predictions:

  “Successful people look at this and roll their eyes. Poor people are like, maybe we’re lucky and we get to go to paradise and then I don’t have to get up and go to work tomorrow.” — John [32:25]

• On Ancient Sports:

  “Ancient spear throwing tool brings fun and history to Vermont competition. …It’s a fat white woman throwing some sort of thing. It has no anything to it. But I knew you couldn’t see that without being instant a child.” — John [75:41]

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Timestamps (Selected Key Segments)

• Ravens Loss & Hate Philosophy: 00:08–11:09
• Ravens Fan/Ravens Appearance Riffs: 11:09–16:41
• Tylenol, Pregnancy, Trump, Autism: 16:56–24:49
• Public Apologies, Cancel Culture, Jimmy Kimmel: 50:59–56:23
• End of World / Rapture Jokes: 27:59–36:45
• Amon-Ra St. Brown & Sports Media: 41:36–45:26
• Political Succession & Nepotism: 63:15–68:22
• Florida Python Pukes Deer, Python Problem: 79:29–86:28
• Odd News Trends (Heavy Soda, Brisket Baby): 98:51–100:23
• Elderly Inspirational Stories ('Look, It's Breathing') Rant: 118:55–127:20
• Music/Hot Releases Section: 129:30–149:01

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Final Impressions

Who Should Listen?

This episode is a classic for those who enjoy blunt, wickedly sarcastic takes on sports, politics, and weird Americana. The rapport between John, Brady, and Bret is nonstop, with little sacred, and a freewheeling style that swings from sports euphoria to biting cultural commentary.

Why It Stands Out

The signature of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is the fearless, often uncomfortable honesty, with John in particular bringing a philosopher's zeal to the idea that embracing your most passionate dislikes is the way to true happiness. Filter this content through a thick layer of satire—nothing is off-limits, from ancient spear competitions to Tylenol conspiracies.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesley]

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[Brady]

You don't want to end it on that note.

[Brett Vesley]

Yes, I do.

[Brady]

No, he doesn't.

[Brett Vesley]

Good. That's better than he's unhapp too. Oh, I love sad Ravens. I love sad Ravens. I it's the super bowl every time I watch and they get to do it on prime time television. Twice against the Bills. And then that big dumb Derek Henry with that weird cross of diamond. Why do they. Why do they want their teeth to be jewelry? Just live with it for a minute. Hate is the greatest gift ever given to the human body. And you have to be hateful to know what true joy is. I never, ever, ever. And it's week to week. Trust me, I don't take this for granted. I don't get, you know, months and months of this. I get it every time. I get it. I'm going to celebrate. It's not happening a lot. Suck it, Ravens. And all your f. It's just so great. It's. You know, I. I find the Ravens fans to all be kind of, you know, I don't be totally awful, but they're just kind of. Yeah. I just think to be a Ravens fan, you have to be sort of, I don't know, a degenerate and kind of uneducated imbecile.

[John Holmberg]

Look at the rays.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know, Ray Lewis, Ray R.

[Brett Vesley]

My heart feels so good. Yeah. And for all those people who didn't understand what I just said, you're probably Ravens fans that you can Google it or have somebody explain it to you later. Imbecile's a big word. I know what happened. All Ravens fans, mothers sucked down the Tylenol when they were pregnant. And that's exactly why they did that. They don't know if you want your teeth to be jewelry. Aren't you just a weirdo? Isn't it just being a weirdo? Especially when you're as ugly as Lamar Jackson is. I mean, to be that ugly and then draw attention to it. If anything, he should just have nice pearly white teeth and be like, well, at least he's got nice teeth. But what he has is some sort of crusty, weird. It's awful. I don't.

[Brady]

You know those come off, right?

[Brett Vesley]

I think so. But he never takes them off. Does he eat? What, do you floss the grill? Yeah, I've got to take the grill off, like, dentures at night. So you gotta.

[Brady]

Yeah. Definitely have to clean it.

[Brett Vesley]

And people, you know, it's not a mouthpiece. He wears it everywhere. He had it on in the press conference afterwards. Get sacked too long, too much, too often. I'm sleepy. I was sleepy toe tired. Oh, and that face. And then he decided to go with that hair. And it's like the worst hair I've ever seen on an ugly human being ever. Like, I go to YouTube sometimes and, like, I'll search out poor people in Street Fight. And he looks just like everybody that I see in those videos. He's just.

[Brady]

That last pass, Brady.

[Brett Vesley]

It doesn't matter. All the passes. It was a loss. And he got sacked. Golf last. Oh, Jared Goff with. We're not talking about. Who cares about the Lions, really? No one, actually. It's just. We're talking about Sam. I'm fine with that. I'm not here to assess the game. All I care about is there were two sad, ugly Ravens at the end and then their dumb head coach who can't close his mouth along with his dumb mouth breathing brother. Oh, and then to show that fan base of the good news for the Baltimore fan bases, the game kind of ended late because it's on the east coast. They don't have to get up for work tomorrow. They're all just. I mean, unless des opens at 8, they don't have anything to worry about. They might just stand in line a little longer because they got to their welfare check late. God, I hate that town. The good news is the murder rate's so high in Baltimore, maybe they'll get stabbed today and. And they'll be taken out of their misery by yet another Ravens fan. In a pure twist of irony. Oh, I love it. God, I hate highly recommend this. Stop teaching your kids love is the answer. Don't listen to any Beatles songs. It isn't. Find a true, passionate hate. It makes you appreciate love. It's the only way to know what love is. You can't know hot unless you know cold. You can't know it. You have to embrace hate. Find something you hate, and when it fails, your joy levels bring you to what true happiness is. And then this happens. You can't feel it. You can't feel it. You do not. Do not buy into any of the nonsense of people trying to tell you, oh, no, hate is bad. No, hate is great. Hate brings joy. Without it, there is no joy. It's the ying and the yang. Or yin. Anyway, what a night is what I'm saying. Oh, what a night. I got a whole bunch of them. Man, you're late. September 2025. It's love it. And it could be the end of the world, which is even better. Just even better.

[John Holmberg]

Going on a high note.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. You don't hate. You can't love. That's how I feel. You're just kind of a innocuous knob living in the the middle mush of murky gray. Nope. Give me the black, give me the white. Let's go. Let's play the Feud. Yeah. Find it, Brady. Find it. Today, teach. Kirby today. Laters. What are your true hates? And then, oh, there's press conference. Look at the hat he wore. He chose that hat to be even uglier. How did he manage? The eye. Right? No, that's. That's Lamar's dumb hat. At the beginning of the season, you.

[Brady]

Got a lot of work to do. A lot of work.

[Brett Vesley]

I have no idea what you're saying. It's hilarious.

[John Holmberg]

Let me put the subtitles up.

[Brett Vesley]

I think you were sacked seven times tonight. You were sacked seven times tonight. Is that why your hair looks like that back there? It was causing problems. Oh, man. Guys are doing stunts, and they had a. A spy. And sometimes the spy was. They was grabbing my leg, and that's called a tackle. Lamar, you should look it up. You play the game, you should know better. Grabbing your leg is his job, and he did it. Oh, my.

[John Holmberg]

They're doing stunts.

[Brett Vesley]

What is he doing? Stunts. They were doing stunts.

[Brady]

The coach told him, remember, they're spies. Tell them about the spies.

[Brett Vesley]

They would grab my leg, and then I fall down. I thought it was legal, but anyway. He almost claps his hands and punches his hands. We were doing all the. Baby. I got so sleepy. I laid down seven times. Oh, Lamar, I hate you so much. I hate you. And it brings such. My heart swells with hate. Look at that hat. He decided after the game to gently place a hat on top of that mop of mess that he calls hair. And somehow or another, that thing he does with those little weird turd braids that he has, he made it worse by having. Whatever the hell that is.

[Brady]

He unleashed him.

[Brett Vesley]

And Derrick Henry, even better. When Derrick Henry fumbled the ball and then got to the sideline and got mad and then tried to be mad at the bench, and he. And then he fell down just standing there. I thought he was gonna get hurt. The ejaculate was everywhere. Find hate today. Today. It's not a popular thing, but, man, does it work. I haven't been this joyful. I mean, two of the last three weeks, it's just been. Football weekend ends, and I'm like, you gotta be kid. Could I get a better gift to watching that big dopey turd head fumble the ball on Sunday and Monday night? Let's get them on a Thursday game and do it in all the primetime games. Please. I know they'll win again. They're a good team. But when they lose, you have got to Sean Rockefeller, our blind listener just texted, and a subject says, man, Lamar Jackson's ugly. He's blind, everybody. Like, 100%. Sean says, My girlfriend says Lamar Jackson and Sam Jackson look like. Or he said, Lamar Jackson looks like Sam Jackson and Steve Buscemi had a baby Then threw the baby into the Plinko board and the Price is Right. That's pretty much what I see. That's hilarious. Alex is a Lions fan. Blast that song, John. I'm dancing too. Good for you, Lions. You've had enough misery in your life. You've hated the entire NFL and now you get some sort of joy. And you wouldn't know it without hate. Hate is great. That's what you want to do. I might run for President. Hate in 28. Find stuff you hate. Embrace it. It's fantastic.

[John Holmberg]

Matthew agrees with you.

[Brett Vesley]

It's fantastic. And let me suggest, if you don't have hate to focus in on those Baltimore Ravens. Cause it's easy, says John. When you were born in the ugly tree that you fell out of, you hit every branch on the way down. Having ugly teeth is the least of your worries. When you're Lamar Jackson, that's when you are that ugly. Having jewelry teeth. Somebody's gonna have to explain that to me and I hate to ask for a specific person to do that, but I don't know if it's offensive, but I need to know. I, I always think that when, when a white guy does it, he's just an absolute moron. Is that the same of other cultures when they look and they go, get those teeth out. What are you doing?

[John Holmberg]

Thunder Horse call in.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, Thunder Horse call in a minute.

[John Holmberg]

We'll have to wait. We'll have to wait a couple hours.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, that's true. We can't ask right now. Well, we'll wait a couple hours and we'll get to. I can't imagine. Yeah, he'll email it in when you.

[John Holmberg]

11 o' clock tonight.

[Brett Vesley]

When you listen to the podcast later tonight, let us know. I just can't imagine that being something that you'd be happy your kids did. You know, if I came home with a grill, my dad would be like, get that. God damn, I didn't pay for all that dentistry for you to jam that in there and crack your teeth with stupid.

[Brady]

And how it's got to be 20, 50 grand.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, at least. I mean, if they're not going to go, you know, oh, I bet you.

[Brady]

Those cubic zirconium for people that are doing it.

[Brett Vesley]

Maybe he's not cz. No, he's not.

[Brady]

No, he's not.

[Brett Vesley]

No, no, no, no. That's the thing. Like, it's Circle K. If I see it, I know that dude's wandering with like a twelve dollar chunk of something. Now, in fairness to the people in on the streets if you've got really bad teeth, you know, instead of spending money on getting that fixed, just put in some platinum fake.

[John Holmberg]

And it's got a Mary Mill. Maryvale mouth over there.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, that's what we call it. Maryvale. I don't understand that. I think it looks stupid, but. And it isn't like, I think you can get in trouble, think it's racist, but it's not. It's just dumb looking on anybody. I've never once seen anybody with a grill in their mouth and thought, there you go, you're going to be the CEO. I just think you look stupid. I remember Paul Wall, the rapper, 20 years ago. Remember him? And he would sell grills, and he was just this big doughy. He looked like Combo from Breaking Bad. Just a fat white kid. And he would have these grills. He could barely talk.

[Brady]

And from a distance, you know, you have to get really close to figure out. Oh, okay. It's blinged out from a distance. Looks like mushmount.

[Brett Vesley]

Just like you just didn't brush that day. You got dirty mouth, meth teeth. Oh, my God. Well, Ravens fans are stupid enough to do it. I bet you they wear grills around Baltimore. Because he's an inspiration. Mainly because. And to his credit, he's one of 3% of people who live in Baltimore who actually have jobs and don't milk the government teat. That's a pretty much Baltimore. I think Baltimore is an Algonquin word for where's my chicken check. Mr. President.

[John Holmberg]

This guy running. Hey, John, just think, the Chiefs play the Ravens next week, so either Mahomes or Jackson will be one and three next week.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, my. Oh, only one. We'll be back in an hour. Oh, I'm gonna drown in it. I'm gonna fill the room. Boys. Run. That is true. I forgot they played next. I'm just taking a day. I'm like an alcoholic. One. One day of hate at a time. I didn't even look forward to what's gonna happen. Is that real? Is that next week? I believe so. Or is it coming up? Oh, don't tease with it. I don't want to dehydrate too soon. Oh, sorry, guys. It's just gonna be a second. Guy said, was that a stoplight? Noticed a vehicle close to me, has a big raven sticker on. I don't believe in psychic abilities or premonitions, but I definitely had a feeling once the light turned green. He drove like a completely inconsiderate a hole. Cutting people off, speeding, of course, a paper License plate. I don't follow football or have a team, but I definitely know that Ravens fans suck. Yeah, that's weird to me that you're seeing a Ravens truck this morning, Patrick, because he's not going to work. Maybe he's coming home from a night of theft and public urination. That would be my guess.

[John Holmberg]

Knocked over a liquor store.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, something like that. He's got. Yeah, he's got some. Something in the car that he stole. And then he had to go pee outside somewhere because that's what they do.

[Brady]

Afternoon games. Sunday. Sunday afternoon, second round in Casey.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, my God. Michelle says, what if he took that mess of grill out of his mouth and just had a. A perfect speaking voice? Yeah, that would shock me. Because he's in Baltimore. No one would understand him. This is the only way people in Baltimore understand him is if he. If he goes up there with a grill in. Because otherwise, if you speak good English, the people of Baltimore, like, what is. What do you say? I'm dumb? What? Where's my crab? Yeah, all right, I know. Your crabs, I'm guessing, are on your wife's pants. That's my guess. Yes, you disgusting hogs. Oh, so happy. So unbelievably happy. Anyway, sorry, I take all the Tylenol you want. I. That doesn't bother me anymore, though.

[Brady]

That's all I can have.

[Brett Vesley]

I know it's all. Are you eating a lot of Tylenol Acetaminophen?

[Brady]

Not yet. I was one of.

[Brett Vesley]

Are you allowed to have that with the one kidney?

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay.

[Brady]

That's the only one.

[Brett Vesley]

I can't do an aspirin and stuff. Ibuprofen can be nasty after stuff like that.

[John Holmberg]

We should juck of that today and see if it. See if it changed.

[Brett Vesley]

What, for Tylenol? Yeah, the Tylenol. Here's my deal on this. Everybody's mad at Trump. If Trump came out and said, we cured cancer and it's Oreo cookies, we. People hate him so much that they won't even give him the benefit of the doubt that, what if. Yeah, this is immediate, like, oh, he's an idiot.

[Brady]

But it's.

[Brett Vesley]

Maybe he is, maybe he's not. But I knew a lady who was pregnant once and she wouldn't shut up about feta cheese for like a half an hour. Cause I had a salad that had feta cheese on it. And the more annoying part was she kept saying feta. It wasn't like feta. Like everybody else. She'd go, oh, I cannot eat feta cheese. And I'M like, please, first off, I'm gonna punch you in the belly if you say that that way again. You're gonna. The least of your pregnancy concerns is gonna be the cheese. It's gonna be my fist. Stop saying feta. Oh, if the doctor told me if I have feta cheese, I could have a reaction to the. So feta cheese is. I'm like, please stop saying it that way. Way your kid's going to be retarded because of the way you say feta. Do you want me to order another salad? No, but afterwards, I have to have you wash your hands because you might have feta cheese on them, and it will get into my bloodstream. Like, what is it? Fentanyl? It's just feta cheese. Who told you this? And evidently, and I looked it up, there's this weird, like, maybe, maybe not with feta cheese and pregnant ladies. So I, I'm a big believer. Remember when they said this about, like, coffee and stuff when women were pregnant?

[Brady]

Alcohol.

[Brett Vesley]

Alcohol, coffee, cigarettes, like, sugars. Too much of this, too much of that. It makes sense to me that.

[Brady]

But smoking's okay.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, no, that's what your mom told you. And then the kidney in the trash, that's different. But the. Yeah, I mean, of course, taking a pill while you're pregnant of any sort, you should be concerned about, I got no problem with that. But I think the, The. The hatred of Trump gets to the point where it's not like if he is not like Lamar Jackson, you can hate him all day, but sometimes, like, what if Lamar Jackson even came out and said, said I accidentally had cancer last night by putting purple drink inside of spree candies and he made. And the next thing you know, spree and purple drink make cancer cure. And I'm, I hate him so much, but I'm like, he did, and he kind of let see if he's right. Like, I'd rather listen to that and find out he's wrong than be, you know, kind of indignant about it and then find out he was right later. I don't know.

[Brady]

I wouldn't be happy if I was. You know, people behind Tylenol.

[Brett Vesley]

Tylenol can't be happy. They got punched in the back of.

[Brady]

The head yesterday, you know, and it's over some research.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't know what it is, but he went pretty crazy about it.

[Brady]

Other research that is there.

[Brett Vesley]

You didn't do any, you didn't do any of the reading. You're just being told that there is and is not conclusive evidence. Nobody knows for sure, at least the general public. We're just going off of how we feel about who's delivering the news. If it was Anderson Cooper that says Tylenol doesn't, or it may cause problems. Everybody like, oh, geez, this is something. And he doesn't know any different than you. But people like, oh, it's inconclusive. I heard somebody say that yesterday on the. Yeah, there's some guy, oh, it's inconclusive. I'm like, you're on the streets interviewing ASU students and talking about inconcluses. Yeah. How do you know? Put too much pressure on it. But when you get old, you know, brain worm and Trump screaming in at everybody, don't take the Tylenol, Bobby. If you take Tylenol, there's a good chance your head's gonna pop off. I had a dinner with a friend of mine on Friday, and I said something about, you know, love him or hate him, Bobby Kennedy's 71 years old and he's ripped. And he goes, yeah, but he's on steroids. And I'm like. And it works like, whatever this guy's putting in his body, he looks better than I've ever looked. And he's 70 something, so you don't have to like his politics, but you look at his body and you look at yours and you say, he's doing something better than me. Now, if it's steroids or whatever, who cares? It's working for him. You have a choice then to either do that or continue to be a dough ball thick proof that people are trying to kill the baby. That's exactly right, Bobby. No Tylenol. We found it in a study. And then people are like, we hate Trump, so that's false. Instead of saying, well, what if? I'm a big what if guy. What if? And then he said, they've got a pill that can help kids with autism. I don't know if that's true either.

[Brady]

Tylenol.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. Wouldn't it be ironic? There's Alanis Morris, Q. Alanis. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? Yeah. Your kid is not exactly normal because you took Tylenol and then later in life you give him more Tylenol and it kind of straightens them out. I don't know. And that always proves to me that people get mad for a while.

[Brady]

They were. There was actually accusations that vaccines.

[Brett Vesley]

No, he said that again yesterday. He brought that up yesterday that vaccines are still kind of maybe linked to it. And some. Nobody knows for sure. 100. But they kind of have some scientific evidence that says. Says that that's not true. But still, you know, remember when you and Al Johnson of the Cardinals got in the argument over when your kid was going to have diseases because you didn't save the umbilical cord or whatever?

[Brady]

Yeah, he got that.

[Brett Vesley]

He spent the money.

[Brady]

Killed me. You need to do this.

[Brett Vesley]

But you didn't want to spend the money just in case, and he did, and he put it in his freezer, whatever that was, to save his kid's life in case there was some sort of a change in medicine or whatever. I don't know. It was like a $600 thing. Yeah. Core blood. That was what it was. Yeah. I just. It's proof to me that people with kids who have something going on don't mean it when they say, you know, this is great, like, we don't mind this. It makes him who he is and stuff like that. No, I watch Love on the Spectrum. I wouldn't change a thing about any of those people. Maybe a couple of them. But for the most part, I'm keeping them exactly the same. Connor and Tanner and Mike down in Australia. Those guys are awesome. I would like to have everybody be like them. But you know. You know you don't mean it when you say it's all great, and then you try to, you know, don't make fun of it. It's normal. It's like, there's no. Not handicapped. He's handicapable. But then they say, hey, we might have a cure. They're first in line. Like, I'd be all over that. I'd be taking all the pills. And how bad do women feel if you've got, like, a really autistic kid and you were just hammering Tylenol during your pregnancy, but you hate Trump. But it's just triggering the fact that you were, you know, double waiter. You were like, ah. What if he's right? I think that's what people are really worried about with the Tylenol thing. What if it's right? Then you have to listen to Trump, and he actually maybe helped out on autism. I didn't know this. It was two out of every 100 pregnancies, like, 60 years ago. Now it's 37. That will have a form of autism.

[Brady]

Autism.

[Brett Vesley]

And they want to say it's like something. I think it's diagnosis, but it's also broadened, too. But we didn't have it. I didn't have it. When I was a kid.

[Brady]

There was no autism. Window.

[Brett Vesley]

We didn't have autism when I was a kid. Kid didn't exist. Autism started basically when Rain man came out. For most of us, nobody knew what it was. He's autistic. He's an idiot savant. They used to say. Then you'd have an occasional person that was just extreme, like Rain Man. And then they started to say, well, this is also autism. And this is also. Then, you know, 40 years after I would have been diagnosed with it for sure. Everybody's got it. So I'm like, now it's 36 out of 100. And I'm like, then there's some severe stuff, Asperger's and things like that. That. But you can kind of see it when you meet a kid. You know, you're like, oh, this kid's got the thing. I can diagnose autism pretty quickly. And it's not necessarily a terrible affliction. Some people have it. Are completely functional. I think you're listening to one right now. I got. I'm on that spectrum. No doubt about it. I got some stuff. My mom drank coffee and probably guzzled Tylenol. Had an occasional cigarette. They didn't know there wasn't anything to worry about.

[John Holmberg]

Drinking Tab or Pepsi Light or something.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, Fresca. Yeah, pounding it. Oh, Fresca. Jesus Christ. I was born late, so my mom was doing something right. I was staying in there for the smokes and the acetaminophen. Anyway, can we stop being all weird about Trump today and just remember Lamar sad face, Derrick Henry going over there, trying to be a tough guy with his house helmet, and he falls down. Oh, man. Great stuff. That dumb smile. Gotta find the hate, Brady. Gotta find it. You were taught wrong as a child. You gotta find the hate. It took a long time for Brady to even finally say he hated Hitler. And what's your hate, Brett? What's the thing that would like the failure that brings great joy to you when. And just wishing it and I can be that for someone else. You know what? I would love to. That. If you hate me and when I stumble and it brings you joy, consider me Jesus. That's wonderful. Good for you. You found great. I'm happy for anybody who finds this level of happiness. Just find it. Find it through hate. What do you have?

[John Holmberg]

Well, music. Jimmy Buffett.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, man. Jimmy Buffett would like. So when Jimmy Buffett passed away, you were. I was dancing. You were for real? Yeah, I had the little Arby's hat on and everything, you know, we could do and I don't know where this is. And I would go with you for this just to see the joy. And maybe it'll leak off ont me. We'll bring the a little sono speaker with some good bass. Oh, yeah. We'll put this out there and we'll have pharrell help us. And let's do a little dance on Jimmy's grave. Would you do it?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. I need a cheeseburger right there, too.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, that's great. Margarita. Oh, you're making me. This is great. It's Jimmy Buffett. You need a new one. He's gone. You won. Yeah, you won. You need a new hate. You need something else. You're never going to find joy in your life without it. You got to grab something fast, man. I'm telling you. You don't have much time.

[John Holmberg]

Bad anymore. I mean, but, you know, you'll hate it. But Aaron Rogers for me for years.

[Brett Vesley]

That doesn't make at all. That's ridiculous. That's just ridiculous. Anyway, back I have now because it doesn't matter anymore. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I would do if dummy went to another team. Like, if he went to the Jags and Lamar Jackson was down there in Jacksonville, it'd be like. So I think maybe it's just. It's also that ugly purple uniform with that ridiculous Hannah Barbera bird on the side of the head.

[John Holmberg]

But it was like you and Vic went to the. The Steelers for a minute, you know?

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. Vic is some serious. Just dismissal from society type stuff. Yeah. When he went to the Steelers, I wouldn't even. I'm not cheering for that. I. I'm not.

[John Holmberg]

You weren't even watching.

[Brett Vesley]

No, I won't watch it. I didn't watch any of those games. People were trying to give me updates. I'm like, nope, not interested. Don't care. Hope they lose. Didn't care. Michael Vick was not getting cheered on by me at all. That never will, but Lamar would. I hope. Here's what I hope. Oh, this is a nice one, birdie. You're gonna like this. All right. I hope that Michael Vick and, coincidentally, Lamar Jackson are in the same room one day, and Lamar's grill falls out and slides under, let's say, a toilet or something, and he has to get on his hands and knees and crawl around to try to find his grill. And then Michael gets confused and think it's a sick dog and ends up smashing him around the room like he did dogs. And it would be an awesome combo that Michael Vick Actually went in there because you can't tell Lamar Jackson's human when you look at his hair and stuff. He just looks like an unwashed poodle. Oh, how was that mat on his head? Birdie? You want to see it at least?

[Brady]

It's adorable.

[John Holmberg]

And Kyler.

[Brett Vesley]

No, no, we're not talking about him right now. About Kyler. Murray is adorable because he loves Michael Vick. I don't know what his hair is. And that's an insult to Ewoks. They're bigger than him. Anyway. Do it. Oh, such a great day. Such a great day. What a great day to start. The last day of the year, according to this. I also saw that when this dude and this dude made the rounds again last night. This preacher talking about today and tomorrow gonna end the world. Now you got to consider it 6, 14 in the morning here. It's like, what would that make it? 6? It's like 3 in Europe and it's almost tomorrow in Australia. So what time zone is this guy? He's from Africa. What time zone is this dude talking about? When the end of the world starts. And if it does, it's supposed to go into tomorrow as well. So it's a. Jesus has a two day plan. Yeah, it's two days.

[Brady]

I got the answer for that, John. Whenever you hit wherever you are and it's the 23rd, that's when it starts. Starts for you. So it kind of rolls out.

[Brett Vesley]

So it's already start time zones. Yeah. What I just said it's already started for some people, hasn't started for us. Wouldn't we get the news that it has begun by the time we woke up?

[Brady]

It doesn't. Once we hit the 23rd, then it start.

[Brett Vesley]

It's the 23rd right now, Brady, it's the 23rd, right. Okay. Would we have not heard about this? That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

Oh, earlier for the time zone.

[Brett Vesley]

That's what I. Did he not follow what I just said at all?

[Brady]

No, you're not following what I'm saying.

[Brett Vesley]

You're not making any sense. That's have not heard why.

[Brady]

Because they can get the word out. The rapture's already happened.

[John Holmberg]

We got the goddamn Internet.

[Brady]

It's shut down.

[Brett Vesley]

You're an idiot. We don't have nerves of that. Like I can't get a hold of my. My brother over other than pornhub, right? That's ridiculous.

[Brady]

My brother in law's in Switzerland. I haven't heard anything.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, that means it's over for him and it's Just sweeping across. No possible way. We have one Paul Revere who noticed that his neighbors are dead because the time zone hasn't quite gotten to him yet. And he sees the. That's strange. He's not doing that. No, that is a.

[Brady]

Or it could have vaporized.

[Brett Vesley]

No, it doesn't make sense. No, it doesn't.

[Brady]

People are quitting their jobs.

[Brett Vesley]

They're selling stuff. Well, I need to meet one of these. Good. But yeah, I saw a guy in the news last night talking with his wife that they sold their cars. And that tells me they don't really believe this is going to happen because otherwise you just give it away.

[Brady]

Why.

[Brett Vesley]

Why'd you haggle a price if you don't think it's going to be a giveaway? And the lady's like, we gave away all our earthly possessions. Possessions and everything is.

[Brady]

It all doesn't matter.

[Brett Vesley]

Great. But she sold her car. Don't really believe it. You don't really believe it.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's the bra that sold the car.

[Brett Vesley]

There's. Yeah, that was the cat lady. It was on the news. They showed.

[Brady]

Or it looks like a RAV4.

[Brett Vesley]

She sold it.

[John Holmberg]

Sold that too.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, yeah, she sold it, though. So it wasn't a giveaway. And then they had another lady and her husband were going on and on about their earthly possessions being gone. And they're just going to sit outside and wait. And. And I need to get to. I need to tolerate some of these nut bag religio weirdos. That's. Maybe they got some good stuff. It's like an estate sale and it's. Everything's free because these lunatics think that's it. But I can't imagine anybody with any sort of success or nice, nice items would actually believe this kind of stuff. It's only for poor people who. Life have. Life has not worked out for that. They're rooting for Jesus to come back real fast so they can go to heaven and actually not have to work. That's my. That. My thought is that most lazy people would give away their things and go, it's gonna happen. They're rooting for it because that means they don't have to get up and go to work today. And those people I'm talking about live in Baltimore because they're all lazy and they suck. And that's what I'm saying.

[John Holmberg]

You don't see anybody with a Ferrari giving their cars away.

[Brett Vesley]

Successful people look at this and roll their eyes. Poor people are like, maybe we're lucky and we get to go to paradise. And then I don't have to get up and go work at the Dollar Tree tomorrow.

[John Holmberg]

Tripp didn't call you last night and offer you up his Porsche. Oh, okay.

[Brett Vesley]

It was two in the morning. John. I have friends in Europe and I can't get a hold of them. It's happening. I want you to. I know you're not coming along, so I want you to have my glorious car, which is amazing, but for a fee, just in case, like, you don't really buy it.

[Brady]

And he heard a. And the line's dead.

[Brett Vesley]

Trip. No, I told you, I live east of you. Stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. And people believe it. Brady, you're have to listen back to your explanation and realize how ridiculous it was.

[Brady]

Look, I was trying.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. When the 23rd starts and here it is. And literally there's only nine more hours of the 23rd for the entire planet.

[Brady]

You know, specifically the pastor was saying, starts. It begins on Sunday sundown on the 22nd.

[Brett Vesley]

Because it's sundown in the 23rd.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesley]

In a lot of places. And I think Australia is 18 hours. So they're. They're into. It's midnight there, so it's tomorrow. Anybody talked to Sydney or Adelaide yet? Because we find out if they're gone. They would have let us know by now. Somebody. Somebody would have. Paul Ray revered it.

[Brady]

So I'm curious to see what he'll say if all sudden Jesus doesn't appear by tomorrow for us. For who the what the pastor was. You know, like it didn't happen. Vision.

[Brett Vesley]

Does he. Does Jesus show up time zone to time zone and just like sail ahead an hour and just stay on the noon the whole time?

[John Holmberg]

He jumps on the Concord too.

[Brett Vesley]

Is he on the meeting?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, kind of like for Live Aid with Phil Collins going from. You know, Fred.

[Brett Vesley]

Part of his plan. Plan was to get rid of the Concord. It wasn't making enough money. So he's. He's effed himself on this regard. He's got to get on spirit.

[John Holmberg]

Things change.

[Brett Vesley]

And fly from Fort Lauderdale to Rockford.

[John Holmberg]

He ain't flying Spirit. He'd be like, you know what? We'll wait.

[Brett Vesley]

What other airline would he fly? That's the only one that he would fly Spirit away. Yeah, he's got too much class even. He would look at spirit and go, I'm good. I'm not getting on spirit. I don't want to die again.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I was a carpenter, but please, I'm not doing this.

[Brett Vesley]

Put me back on the cross. I'D rather wheel that or around. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. He just shows up. Jesus shows up in a time zone. Don't tell the others. You got it? Jesus. Deal. I got to go. I'm going to surprise them in an hour. Says, how much Tylenol did Brady's mom take while pregnant to produce what you guys deal with from him? That was crazy. Yeah, it's the 23rd, but when the 23rd starts, that's when it starts. Even though it started 16 hours ago for some of the rest of the. Well, you know, 18 for some of the rest of the planet.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Jesus didn't want to get unspirit. We'll put this on hold. Give me a reservation on Delta or something.

[Brett Vesley]

The flight was delayed, if you can imagine. Yeah, the Rapture. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Too many robes.

[Brett Vesley]

What do you mean 50 pounds. You got to take some of these robes out and his hair care products. You know that guy had a serious conditioner to be on the cross and have no matting or knots. I mean, I never once seen him in a picture on the cross where his hair isn't tangled. And that kind of hair you'd think would tangle. No, I mean, Lamar can't even do it and we've got modern day products. This dude lived in a dirt desert. Not one of those weird dirt desert boogers or anything. Clean as a whistle up there and fresh off of like a super ab workout. This guy is abs ripped. Ripped. He's like the Bobby Kennedy of his day. Jesus, are you on steroids? No, I just. Abs are made in the kitchen. All right. Anyway, it's so far so good on the whole. It's not happening yet, but I need to start making friends with some loonies people who start arguing with me online about Jesus comes like a thief in the night. I'm like, oh, you're right. You know what? I bet he to is going. Coming. You got anything around the house you want to get rid of before you? Because I'm going to have to stay. You're going to be up there in rapture. More than likely. Since I don't believe in them or actually even like them. Will you give me some of your stuff just to. Yes, please.

[Brady]

Bucket of nacho cheese.

[Brett Vesley]

You want some of that?

[Brady]

People have been collecting for that. I like you said, I don't understand why.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, you assume you're staying. Yeah.

[Brady]

And if it's a thief at night.

[Brett Vesley]

Night, yeah.

[Brady]

And what's with the predictions?

[Brett Vesley]

Well, yeah, you got to predict it. That's the only way to do a thief at night. That's why you have an alarm system. No, that's why about that, but that's why you have cameras on your house. That's why you have an alarm system. You're sort of predicting the worst, but you don't know when it's going to happen. Same thing when somebody just shoots out. Hey, I found it. I found their plan. It's like al Qaeda. They had a plan for 911. They were supposed to show up like a thief in the night. Then later we found out they might.

[John Holmberg]

Have known about my ring Camera didn't.

[Brett Vesley]

Go on last night either. And you know, I don't know if apparitions show up on mine. I didn't pay that extra 9.99. I get the 90. I get mine for motion detection, and sometimes it's a little much. But I did not pay the apparition fee, so. And then Holy Apparition is probably another one. When will it ever end with the fees and the charges? Jesus, please, Jesus. You didn't get Lord and Savior, guardian plus. Oh, crap. I didn't pay for the plus.

[Brady]

Put it in the basket.

[Brett Vesley]

All right. I'll add it to my cart. Excellent choice. Now you'll see the Holy apparition for just 9.99amonth, won't you know, I did that and kind of dodged my cameras. You'll have to take that chance. Also guards against demons. For another 9.99, we could sell this. And that would prove once again that most people don't believe in ghosts or demons or any of that stuff. If you tried to charge them 9.99 for the demon cam, nobody believes. No one actually believes in ghosts. And that would prove it again. Not at all. This house is haunted. Go to the bathroom, trash it, come back and go. You're right. Ghost went nuts in there while I was peeing. You owe me money. You wrecked my back bathroom. I thought you said you had ghosts in there. You and I both know that's a lie.

[Brady]

This is a good time to roll out that product. Halloween season.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, dummy, dummy season is 12 months a year.

[Brady]

Yeah, but. Yeah, I could go out the Christmas of that.

[Brett Vesley]

I need to go to one of those crazy churches where people flop on the floor and stuff and then give them Holy Apparition ring cameras. And then every once in a while while know my clientele, and then, like, float something by, you know, their camera just to keep them busy. And then their thing will go like oh, man. We had ghosts last night. Holy Jesus, Lord. Oh, Lamb of God. And they start screaming and flopping again. I'm like, it's the cameras. 9.99.

[Brady]

Good charismatic church you're looking for.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, I need to fire off a couple of fake ghosts that go by my holy apparition cams. Keep these people on the edge, and then maybe they'll give me their Ferrari. But I'm right about that, too. Never met a billionaire who's like, I'm giving away all my earthly possessions for the end of the world. It's only lunatics and people who it didn't work out for here that are ruining.

[Brady]

Right. I've never heard anyone. Did you see that? My Ferrari just moved.

[Brett Vesley]

Right? No, no, no. Because they've made it. They don't have to worry about the Rapture. They're living in a pretty nice situation here. Trailer park people and losers. And those folks in Africa that are calling for this all the time. Time they look around and go, there's got to be something better than this, and I hope it's soon. So they start calling for the Rapture. Only poor losers, rude to get out of this mess. I'm here because I want to see how it happens. I think that would be fun. But I'm not going up to anything. I'm not.

[Brady]

Why isn't your boy Zach Baggins chimed in? Brett.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'm sure he has somewhere else.

[Brett Vesley]

Because he's doing too well. He's probably on a beach on vacation, enjoying life. He doesn't care about ghosts. Yeah. Yeah. You've never seen someone in anything better than a 1998 Hyundai Elantra. Is that an Elantra? They have those, I don't know. Sonata. That's your threshold for people who are like, I can't wait to be in the Rapture. Otherwise, it's like, I gotta keep this going. I'm enjoying myself down here. Gonna take my buddy Anthony up to Sedona in a couple days. He got a new Jeep. I ain't got time for all this Rapture nonsense.

[Brady]

You're not going up in a Corolla or a sentry?

[Brett Vesley]

No, I've got a job and I'm decent and I'm feeling pretty okay. Only people who are losers are, like, packed up and ready to go for when Jesus gets here. And it's because they don't want to work anymore. Getting up, working for the man ain't worth it. There's only one man I work for. That's Jesus Christ. All right, you're just dumb. You can work for them. But again, plenty of rich people are religious, and I never hear them screaming about giving their stuff away. They work too hard for it. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one, a happy one. Other than Pharrell. Oh, we'll scream it together. It's 98 Kupp. Wake up. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fees.

[Brett Vesley]

I have heard enough of this. Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. I brought this. Come on. That we don't. We whites don't have a cool phrase like, that's one of the coolest things I've ever seen on tv. Last night when Amon Ross St. Brown. I run this. Like, if it was a white guy, you had to go up. I run this S N word. It would be like the worst. You'd look like an idiot. But I'm on. Ross St. Brown, one of the most articulate, smart people in the NFL, caught a touchdown. His emotions got the best of him, and he said that to the camera. I run this S. And. And everybody at home flexed.

[Brady]

Ooh.

[Brett Vesley]

That'S a badass phrase to say after you did something awesome. And we whites don't have that.

[Brady]

Next time, he should do it in German.

[Brett Vesley]

I mean, we've got it. Oh, that'd be great. We. We've got it, but we'll lose our jobs if we say it. Scott Van Pelt, after the game last night, talked to him and said, you scored a touchdown. You ran to the camera and you said some. You were pretty emotional. Can you take us where your headspace needed? He just goes, I'd just like to apologize for my profanity. I was like, man, celebrate that. That's a gift. I mean, if Cooper cup did that, he'd be suspended for the rest of his life. And if that word is so awful, shouldn't ESPN get in trouble? But because it was said by someone who's allowed to say it, everybody's like, yeah, it's not that big a deal. It's such a slippery. Ah.

[Brady]

You think most of them didn't hear that, right?

[Brett Vesley]

No, it was clear. My phone erupted because he just did. He just ran that ass.

[Brady]

He's saying dinger.

[Brett Vesley]

No, he's not. It was clear. It was. And it was awesome. It was a moment, and it wasn't like, it was awesome.

[John Holmberg]

I'm going to NFL.com.

[Brett Vesley]

The best. Yeah, he got a lot of new Fans last night in the South. He talks like we talk. It was great. But yeah. Then Scott Van Pelt interviewing him afterwards just proves how, you know, wishy washy we are about like offensive pearl clutching language that he said the word. Yeah. But he's okay to say it. Oh, okay. That's fine. It doesn't bother you. And I don't understand. I thought it was like the worst thing in the world to hear. Yeah, but only if you say it. We need a phrase like that that won't get us fired because that had some gravitas. That was a set of pills right there. Walking over to a cameraman for ABC who's going through all they can go through right now and saying, that's Disney. Oh. Huh. Nice job on Unra. That's right, Mickey. And you know that was on your network. Mickey. We're dealing too much with Jimmy Kimmel. I don't have time to deal with.

[John Holmberg]

And you know that cameraman's just going.

[Brett Vesley]

That'S mine right there. He loved it. I. I was. I flexed. It was on the Ravens too. In Baltimore. Oh. Huh. Hey. I just got a call. What did he say? Here's the clip, Mr. Mouse. What the hell? That was on my network. You mother. Don't have a delay. But button. I got trouble on my hands with Kibble and you're running around screaming at each other right there on Disney. Loved it. Dying. Laughing at it too.

[Brady]

So should have Goofy throw that line out.

[Brett Vesley]

That would be a tough one. I'm not even going to play with that. It would be great though. But yeah, Disney's got enough on their hands and nobody hit the button because they were live without a delay. Why are you doing that? Considering all the trouble and all the fear of the FCC leaning down on broadcasts and all this stuff. You go live without a button. Better have a button just in case Amanra St. Brown says something like that again.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

That next commercial break. I bet you they rebuilt the delay. Give me eight seconds. Rebuild that delay. We're not going dead live with this thing. No one would know. You can't possibly know. Huh? That's right. Next time. Next time, you mother. Drop that word on my network. There's going to be hell to be. You're going to have two ears up your ass.

[John Holmberg]

Meanwhile Brennaman's sitting there, you know, with.

[Brett Vesley]

No Brennaman probably had a. A stro. Sitting there. And since. Fascinating. Let's pop on the game and see what's going on. I bet it's a good one. You have got to be kidding me. Everybody's still. And Scott Van Pelt's gonna interview him about it. I mean, brother, he's texting SVP right now. You know, I was talking about Baltimore. That's the capital of the world. See, don't say that on my network. And tonight, that very same Disney network that clutched its pearls and caved wildly to an FCC lean, sticking Jimmy Kimmel back on the air because they caved again the other way. They have no foundation. Abc, none. They blew it twice. They blew it in the initial suspension. And I do not like Jimmy Kimmel. Don't get me right? I don't think he's funny. I don't get the show. I don't understand it. But he's allowed to do it, and it's def. I don't find pointed political attacks hilarious. I never do. I never have. I think clever humor is to take shots at them. And I still don't know where you stand. I think that's better. Like the Carson, Letterman, early Letterman, not now. And I don't care right or left. Gutfeld swings at too many pitches. I find him going the exact opposite way, although I kind of like a couple of people that he brings on that show regularly. Outside of that, it's too much. It's too political political. But ABC caved wildly to Jimmy Kimmel and. And destroyed him because they were afraid of losing money and now afraid of losing even more money going the opposite way. They've said, okay, if we put him back on, well, everybody shut up. You guys are cowards. And they're putting him back on tonight. And, you know, the affiliates still aren't going to run the Kimmel show. And a lot of the Sinclair or whatever they're called, they run the local affairs. Those are the people that really get hit. Everybody wants to talk about ratings and all. The show gets no ratings. It doesn't. Broadcast TV ratings don't make matter if Kimmel has a viral moment. That's what they take to national advertising. So we had over like, 13 million views in two days on this thing that Jimmy did with Guillermo. And people lose their minds over that. It's like, this is the kind of reach we can get if you get involved in the show. Local affiliates are the ones that care about ratings and numbers because they have to sell to, like, the Doug Hopkins of the world and people who do local ads where you want your ads, right? And then you say you're paying an astronomical fee. Where do I put these? And you want them, you know, on shows people are watching. And if that's not happening, you're not getting the buy. So he'll be back tonight. And the Sinclair affiliates have asked for an ABC to make Jimmy apologize. And also they say he's got to give money to the Turning Point foundation, which is also ham hand or heavy handed mob tactic to basically say you're going to pay or we're not going to broadcast. It's their right as a company to do that.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesley]

And I would never cave to that unless it was in my contract. That said, here's the fines that exist for your mistakes. Here's the amount of those said fines. You can't just make them up arbitrarily and say, we didn't like what you did. Here's a fine, trust me. And what Jimmy can do tonight is go out and say knowing that he knows Adam Carolla and Adam Carolla having given me the best advice I've ever gotten, which is never apologize to a mob. A mob is never right apologize to a person. A mob will never accept an apology because they can't get together why they're mad in the first place. When Adam said that to me, we were backstage at his podcast and I'm like that, thank God, I was listening. That is the best advice I've ever gotten in my life. Never apologize to a mob. A mob doesn't know why it's mad. It's just mad. It's just whipped up into a frenzy. And ABC doesn't know if it's mad at Jesus, Jimmy or the FCC or its affiliate. So it doesn't know what it's doing. And it's basically throwing out, you better pay them. You better. And what if I was Jimmy Kimmel tonight? I'd be like, look, here's what happened. We all know what happened. I'm leaving it in the past. I'm not going to apologize because I don't feel I did anything wrong unless he feels he did something terribly wrong. I'll apologize to individuals privately, but I'm not going to go on TV here tonight and do some false apology because it'll just get me in trouble. Also, you can't tell me I have to make a donation unless I want to. You can suggest it and you can say, here's what we're going to do. And ABC can do it, the affiliates can do it, but Jimmy doesn't have to and shouldn't unless he absolutely feels like this is what I need to do to be to justify what has happened, if they are. But it's called wage theft.

[Brady]

And so if he did like on the other side, like came out, apologized Sinclair and donate, then it's done, right?

[Brett Vesley]

No, because when you apologize to a mob, what you've done to the mob is admit wrongdoing. They don't accept your apology.

[Brady]

What will happen if they keep going?

[Brett Vesley]

You've seen this. You've seen this.

[Brady]

That Jimmy will be constantly having to donate to stuff or getting sets the.

[Brett Vesley]

Precedent that next time they don't like what he says, they fine him.

[Brady]

I don't know. I'm just wondering because. Because of the society of things moving so fast that this thing is about time. If he apologized or he doesn't apologize.

[Brett Vesley]

You'Re worried about the semantics of it. You got to think bigger picture. Yeah, yeah. This is gone already. But Jimmy's next move determines what happens to Jimmy. Ten times in the future. Somebody else goes, he pays. I don't like what he said. There. Now a comedian, everyone who tells jokes and takes swings is going to get a call from Clorox, is going to get a call from Tide is to going. Going to get her. We didn't like what you said about us. We give a ton of money to a children's foundation. If you don't do it, we're pulling advertising and we'll get these people to do it. And we're right wing like Sinclair Broadcasting. So now we. You make a religious joke now, boom. The dogs are. Are drooling.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

At the idea that they'll get donations if they lean on you. You cannot do that. That is, you apologize to people. You get put in positions to apologize to people. People individually. You cannot apologize to a mob. It doesn't work. They get more frothy. When's the last time any public apology went off without a hitch? Gilbert Gottfried came here after his joke about Japan after the tsunami. He's a comedian. He was. He was a controversial dirty comic and he was also the voice of Aflac. And he made a joke after the nuclear waste went into the water after the tsunami in Japan, made something about Godzilla happen. Something else. It was insensitive. But it was Gilbert.

[Brady]

Series of jokes.

[Brett Vesley]

It was Gilbert Gottfried on his. On his social media. Affleck was so offended. We can't have Gilbert Godfrey be part of us anymore. So we'll get a sound alike to do it. Which doesn't make any sense. If he's so offensive, you'd think you'd want to break ties with him completely. Gilbert apologized. It cost him 200. I think he said 270. 5,000 a year was the 500? Well, I think it was a 275. And he got some bonus in the OR, because the beginning, like here's up front, you get to a lot of money. He said it was. It was 275 grand a year. And I said, what's the biggest mistake you made in that Affleck thing? It wasn't the jokes. And he goes, no, it was apologizing. It lit him on fire. When I apologized, I got fired the day after I apologized because I basically told him, you're right, I'm a jerk. And they're. Instead of letting him go on which would next joke he tells, they're like, he's doing it again. He couldn't be Gilbert Godfrey that they'd hunt hired. So Jimmy goes out tonight. We'll find out what Jimmy's made of. Because if I'm Jimmy Kimmel, I go out there tonight and I'm like, look, I'm not. I'm not bringing this up the way you want me to. And I'd give an approved script to Disney, and I'd give an approved monologue to my bosses, and I'd go off the cuff and I'd be like, they think that this is going to make me do what they want me to do. And you can cut this show all you want. I'll go do a podcast. ABC seems to think this is the only game in town. I'll just leave. And I'm sure he's got something in his contract that says something else. But I dare them to fire me. And if they fire me and pay me my 17 million a year for a couple more years, his contract's up in December. If I was his agent, I'd be like, you go say whatever you want within FCC guidelines and do your show tonight. And if ABC chooses to fire you, we sit out till December and we start the Jimmy Kimmel Podcast in January and fly the finger. This thing's gotten so out of hand. Hand with him, it's ridiculous. But, yeah, the fact that they're like, you're going to give a fine, you're going to pay this. You're going to know we didn't agree to that before. You can't arbitrarily just make me pay money to what you say you want me to pay money to. No, let me talk to the people that I've offended individually. Line them up. Who, if they're really that mad, they'll show up and they'll take my apology or they'll Have. They'll hear me. Otherwise, they're just shouting into the ether about how angry they are on social media. And it means nothing because like you said, in a few days, it'll all be over them. They'll be moved on to the next thing that pissed them off.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesley]

And the second you start paying fines because your boss says you owe us money for this, that doesn't end. That never ends. That just opens the door to other people saying, that'll teach them. You paid that other group a bunch of money. And when they were mad, what about me?

[John Holmberg]

Kick down.

[Brett Vesley]

That's what the mob does.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

That's the scariest thing, is that the mob will go, like, give us a few bucks and we'll make this go away. And then once people find that out, the next group comes in and goes, we didn't like what you said about Brady's kidneys, so we're the kidney society. Like, I'm not going to apologize to you. We got a lot of powerful friends, and we're gonna start leaning on them unless you give us some money. It's like, oh, boy, now I'm being. I'm getting shaken down every time I make a joke. Comedians can't live like that. That's why we have them. And I don't even consider Jimmy much of a comedian. He's just. He's an attack artist, which is fine if you like it, but. And he's totally entitled to it. But I hate. I hate what's going on on there. I absolutely can't stand it. And people are all grumpy about this.

[Brady]

Seemed like it was starting to lift the other way, getting back to normal as far as, like, cancel.

[Brett Vesley]

Right. But I don't even consider this cancel culture.

[Brady]

It's not cancel culture, but it turns. It has turned into it a little bit.

[Brett Vesley]

Cancel culture, to me, is when the.

[Brady]

Because they're digging up the others.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, that's just ridiculous. Trying to be right. And it kind of leans into the cancel cultures. If, you know a group of women in Gilbert get mad at you and start a grassroots effort to get you kicked off the air because they're mad at home. When the FCC gets involved and your employers cave, it's not cancel culture. It's mob tactics. It's. It's. It's government interference. It's just not. It's not good. The FCC's never been proactive like that. They've been reactive to things they've never told someone. We got our eyes on you. Of course you do. That's Your job job. But you got your eyes on me for something that's already predetermined, wrong that you've written. And you've got some pretty hazy FCC rules out there considering. One of them is, is this beneficial to the community based on whose standards? That's a pretty gray area to go after people for money. You could do that all day. Yeah, in the broadcast world, this thing's gone nuts. But you know, Kimmel's podcast would do better than the ABC show for sure. This guy says, come on, John Kimmel's a two faced pile of crap. Look at the man show and how far he sold his soul to move up. No, I'm not saying that. I, I don't know Jimmy to say one way or the other, but I don't, you know my perception of what it is. Yeah. If he caves and apologizes, that's fine. You don't. People are making this emotional. I don't like Jimmy, therefore he should do this or I, I hope he gets canceled. But it has nothing to do with your emotions. Whether you like it or not. It's what is happening is right, wrong or otherwise. You know what I think? I think Tylenol should sponsor the show tonight and we should make Jimmy Moore our word. That's what I think. Get Tylenol inside of Jimmy.

[Brady]

That's what's happening.

[Brett Vesley]

That's right.

[Brady]

His mother much Tylenol?

[Brett Vesley]

That's right. So much Tylenol went off that now it's showing is he can't control him. He's dumb. Will Tylenol sue Trump?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Brett Vesley]

I mean I would thought about it. I would in a second. If I was Tylenol, I'd be like, well, did this come from. Yeah, now Harvard, Johns Hopkins, Yale, there's a whole bunch of things. I've gotten a few people email, they've all kind of backed that there's a possibility Tylenol is linked to autism. That's my point. You can hate the man always you want. What if.

[Brady]

Is there a run on Tylenol for people that love it?

[Brett Vesley]

I'll tell you right now, hey, if.

[Brady]

They'Re going to take it off the shelves, I'm stocking up.

[Brett Vesley]

Here's how it works. Everyone hates the Trump. Everyone hates the Trump. But if you're a pregnant lefty and you decide not to have one of those blessed abortions you guys love so much, I bet you don't take Tylenol. I bet you a billion dollars there's a pregnant lady who hates Trump right Now who's thinking? Well, I better not. Just in case. I wouldn't. I could hate Trump all day. And if Biden had said this, the right would be losing their minds. Everybody who hated Biden be like, ah, he's making it up. You can't trust him. Remember Covid and everybody, we just, we can't do anything. But I'll tell you right now, if I had a pregnant wife and she had Tylenol, I'd get rid of it. I don't know. You don't like Trump and all, but just in case, let's. What if he's right? What if he and Froggy over there from the three from the little Rat Rascals is right. Don't call me Froggy. Well, you don't talk like Froggy, and I won't call you Froggy. Froggy's one of my favorite little rascals, by the way. He was how they found a kid who sounded like that back in the 30s, and that's had to be a disease. This kid's dying of something and we put him on a comedy show.

[Brady]

Well, I think he, he created that voice.

[Brett Vesley]

A little boy that was so registering, so deep, no chop could do that without harming his voice at all. He's a little kid. If your kid started doing that, he's a demon. I think he had something wrong with him in the 30s. You didn't pay attention to that. It's like that kid sounds funny. Get him on a show. Ask you a question or two. This kid's great. Nobody sounds like that. He's dying of something, but get him on there before he croaks. How come you sound like that, Froggy? I was in an iron long and 10 until I was 4. Everything you say is funny. Get him on the show. Ha ha. Yeah, I, I, I don't look at the Jimmy Kimmel thing as political. I look at it as just asinine nonsense that it's emotional, Too emotional. Take the emotions out. I wouldn't care if Jimmy got fired, but that's up to ABC. This wasn't ABC's choice, as proven by them flipping and flopping all over the place. There's Froggy. Brett found Froggy. Froggy was my favorite. Why don't you want to buy some of our elimination? I don't have no money. That kid's got some. And beside, it's too hot in here. He's like four. He's dying of something. There were his dad smoked cigars and blew them in his face all day. I Don't have no money. And besides, it's too hot in here. That's right. RFK Jr. Is right. And thank you, Froggy Jr. I appreciate it. Buy some of our elimination. I don't have no money. And beside, it's too hot in here. Thank you, Froggy. He's exactly right. Tylenol is too expensive, and we don't have that. I just encourage people not to get caught up in the emotional. That's. That's someone not on my team. So I root for that to happen because I forget who said it. It was a republic or was it demons Democrat who said something. It was about something that passed. And he goes, this is the worst day ever. And somebody said, this is your side one. And he goes, yeah, but when the other team's in charge, and they will be, this is going to swing back on us so hard. And I feel that way about this kind of stuff. When you're rooting for people on the left to lose or the right to lose, you know that's going to switch. So the crazier it gets on one side, they're going to swing. It never swings back to middle. Middle. It always swings back to crazy the other way. And that's what this kind of feels like. It's like.

[Brady]

And that's what people. Some people consider. It's adjusting.

[Brett Vesley]

No, it's not adjusting. It's not radical whips of. Of, you know, it's. It's. It's. It's an ocean that's just. It's never calm seas. It's never, like, common sense. Speaking of politics, though, I didn't know Raul Grijalva had died. Did you know that?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. Because they're having a special election and they say that the person that's going to win is. I think it's his wife.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, the guy from Tucson. No, I think it's his daughter.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, it's his daughter. Family?

[John Holmberg]

Pretty sure, yeah. Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

In what other industry outside of just succession of CEOs? Like, I can't imagine if I was in charge of something and I got killed. Like Megan, taking over that place would be done only in politics. Remember Sonny Bono smashed into that tree and his wife no one had ever heard of just became the seat.

[Brady]

Sher.

[Brett Vesley]

She just. She just became like a senator.

[John Holmberg]

It's a distinguished gentleman all over again.

[Brett Vesley]

All right. You do it like you've known him. You. You had to hear a few of his ideas. I don't know. Maybe I should. It happens all the time. Time down there with Tucson Again with Mark Kelly. At least he was an astronaut and stuff, and, like, he had. We knew. But his wife goes through that horrible event down in Tucson, and they're like, mark Kelly can do this. Like, his just takes it over. Only in politics. I know for a fact if Brady didn't make it through his kidney surgery, staring at Ronnie in here would be weird. It wouldn't be the same. It's in my contract for Halva's daughter, and I don't know that. I mean, she's just running on name recognition. I mean, does she have a. It's a pretty impressive thing to just go, yeah, I can do it. Sonny Bono's wife dropped everything she was doing and said, I'm doing this. Like you're qualified? I think so.

[John Holmberg]

So does that mean in a couple years, we may have the Kirby Report?

[Brett Vesley]

That's right.

[Brady]

Be ready.

[Brett Vesley]

Hey, man, I don't know what's going on here, but since my dad died, this can't be too hard. Yeah, guess curbs. Go ahead and. Go ahead. Happy Friday, everybody. We made it, man.

[Brady]

You'd be upset. She wouldn't miss any words.

[Brett Vesley]

Hey, man, is there an ashtray in your. Is this the old man's skull, or what are we doing? I don't know any other jobs. Well, so you're a roofer, and you fall off the roof, and your wife shows up to work on Monday. I'm taking over. It's like, huh, I don't want it.

[Brady]

Yeah, like you said, it happens all the time. It's politics.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, since succession, with, like, CEOs and family members that usually are kind of a little tied to the business, these people just show up because they lived with them. It's only in politics where he's dead, his wife's going to do the job. Like, really, it's not yard work. Holmberg's morning sickness, I don't think. But evidently you're qualified for it. I don't know that that happens. If. If Brett dies tomorrow and Matthia comes in here, it might be kind of fun, but I wouldn't hire her. No, no. She just starts showing up. I'm taking over for Brett. I'm like, is that how it works now? And I think it's just because everybody feels like, oh, they've been through a lot, so don't say anything like, you can't fire something, somebody. You can't tell them you can't have this job. It's like, you're not qualified. It's like, what's my dad's Job. I know, I know you're going through a lot. And come on, you were working at the Piggly Wiggly a week ago. What do you. What do you know? And maybe she's super qualified. I didn't do any research at all. But it does seem like the one that always got me was Sonny Bono. There's been a couple of them where the wife just takes over, or the husband.

[Brady]

Yeah. And. And I had a friend that he and his brother had a business, and the brother passes away, the wife says, steps in. I'm going to take the other half.

[Brett Vesley]

Like. Well, yeah, but that's. Again, that's different. That's different for me because it's ownership.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

This is just a job. Being a senator is just a job. You're not a CEO of anything. You're just showing up to work one day, just like my dad used to go do construction. It's like, you show up here, it's. If you owned this place, it would make sense, because through, you know, state law, she also owns it. So it would make sense for her to go, okay, I got. I gotta make sure this doesn't fall apart. It's not going anywhere. Just because he died. It's. You know, I'm either going to sell it or I'm going to step in. I think I know what I'm doing, but with politics, it's just a job.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine showing up at the work site for Dan?

[Brett Vesley]

Well, I'm here. I'm.

[John Holmberg]

I'm taking over, guys.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, I'd like you guys to call me Dan Jr. Even though that's not my name, because I know you guys miss him like I do. Do you have any idea what your dad did? I know he showed up here every day. And that. That truck. And I got a hard hat, and I've got hats and gloves. And I know he didn't do any of the field work either. I don't know what he did, to be honest.

[Brady]

Get back to what you're doing.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, just keep it. Keep it going. Keep it up. You don't want to summon the ghost of my father and start running around here yelling at people. I don't know what he did. I gotta be honest with you, but I'm taking that job. That was a healthy paycheck. I'm gonna steal that.

[Brady]

Gonna spend some time with my secretary.

[Brett Vesley]

I think that's what I'll do. I'll just go higher. I'm gonna go. Go interview secretaries. Mr. Homer didn't have a secretary. Well, the new one does. The new one's got big problems are changing. Things change around here. I gotta get. My dad wasn't very organized. Clearly that's why he's gone. Yeah. And that wouldn't have flown if my mom showed up at Hunt Corporation. My husband passed and now I'm the new vice president of job bids. And like what the hell? She doesn't know what she's doing.

[Brady]

Does everyone have their lunches?

[Brett Vesley]

But in Senate it seems to make. Makes sense. Just send her. Send him. Just a takeover. It's weird. Speaking of astronauts like Mark Kelly, I just saw that down there in Alabama where they have NASA school, they have astronauts and they just graduated like 12 of them and they think this is the group that'll end up on Mars. Like a few of them. There's five. Five girls. Yeah. They think this is the generation. This is the generation of astronauts that will be on Mars. And that's kind of cool. And then I was looking at them and man liver spots just started popping during our 20s. And I started to wonder how old all those guys were for the Apollo missions. And they were in their 20s. Those dudes went to the moon. A couple of them were 30, but it was, they were young. And then you start thinking about it like a human body isn't going to deal with all that stress testing and you know the stuff they put them through with g forces after 35, 40, your knees hurt when you just get up for breakfast.

[Brady]

I can't imagine.

[Brett Vesley]

So you forget that these, that they're so they're young. They're going to shoot on up to Mars here soon. I find pretty outrageously great. But yeah, there's like a. Was it 10 new astronauts?

[Brady]

What's the trip again? What's the.

[Brett Vesley]

To Mars?

[Brady]

How long does it take to fly?

[Brett Vesley]

We were talking about that at Tactical Black. I had heard it was a five year deal, but it's. I think it was like four months to get, get there. But there's like preparations and all sorts of different things and they have to plan it to like fire back properly or you'll miss Earth and never come back because you have to guess where Earth's going to be. You have to, they kind of know, but I mean to get it right. So there's like this whole process and also the aging thing's going to change because you don't age the same in space because it's just different. It's weird. So they're trying to figure all the health benefits out in that. So they got some process.

[John Holmberg]

Seven to nine Months for what?

[Brett Vesley]

To get to Mars is seven to.

[John Holmberg]

Nine months depending on the planetary alignment.

[Brett Vesley]

So I'll tell you this, if I'm going on a trip and you don't, you, you got to give me a 60 day give travel, you gotta give me a 60 day give on whether or not it's seven or nine months. I'm gonna wait till you narrow that down a little bit. If you tell me San Diego's five to 31 hours, like. No, no, no, no, we're not going there. You don't know where it is, you'll be fine.

[Brady]

Nine months in that tube.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. Where it is seven, nine. What if it's 10 and we don't have enough food? You'll be all right again.

[Brady]

Now we know how they'll deal with it. Just from the movies.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Be put in that pod and you're put to sleep for.

[Brett Vesley]

That's pretty good. They did that up at the. They knock you out and then you wake up on Mars.

[John Holmberg]

I get pissed enough at sky harbor when it's an hour delay, let alone three, four months.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. When the, when the pilot comes on, he goes, we got a headwind, it's going to add about 30 minutes. It's been a four or, four or five hour flight. I'm like, okay, that's reasonable. But, but he said four to six days. What? You don't know where it is I'm getting on?

[John Holmberg]

These guys are months.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, these guys are dealing with two months. No, no, no, no, no. You narrow that down to like a week or two, it's gonna take us, I don't know, 33 to 40 weeks. I'm like, that sounds better, but it's still like a month and a half off. Give me 30 to 33 weeks. Like pregnancy. We're pretty sure when it's supposed to happen, happen. It's a roundabout three week window. I'm not going to Mars with the seven to nine month plan. No.

[Brady]

Unless there's Midway. There's like a space Buc EE's up there you can stop at.

[Brett Vesley]

Right. Well, we got to put a space buckies up. What are they going to eat? You got to have roadie food. Somebody's got to get the Funyuns. But yeah, it's a. Those guys, they were so young, like the picture of them. I was like, man, oh man, man. And then it makes you feel useless because here I am 53 and I, I don't even like getting on the roof and these guys are floating GS and wanting to go to Mars and like 26. And I'm like, man, my ambition at 26 was nothing. I had just gotten into radio. I wasn't sure how to do anything. Still not well, if you went back.

[Brady]

They said you want to be in the space mission, you want to have the crew, would you have gone for it?

[Brett Vesley]

Heck yeah. But it would had to have been like one of those politicians wives. They had to understand I don't know what I'm doing and I'm going to add nothing to this for at least the first. We're going to train you okay on the job though. Yeah. Because if you start training me here on the ground, you're going to find out how stupid I am and I'm not going to get to go. So I either get in the capsule today and you train me on the way or I'm out. Because if I, if they started to sit me in a classroom, they, they'd learn one thing about me. He can pick up the basics, but he's really good at Royal Match. That's really all he's doing is playing that game on the phone.

[Brady]

They're not even going to put you in the classroom. They'll just say step in this thing, we're going to take you in a circle to see how you do first.

[Brett Vesley]

Everybody remembers the Moonraker. That's all. That's all we think, that's all we think that astronauts do because as the, the GeForce machine that they spun James Bond around it.

[Brady]

You can't hold yourself.

[Brett Vesley]

No. And I, you know, like I probably throw up a couple times or pass out. Nothing wrong with that. I kind of enjoyed that though. Brett, I have another test for you. Oh no, I don't think I'm gonna go ahead and say, ah, shoot, I have to print it again. Hold on. Well, I'm just gonna have it. I'll just, I'll just spin my, my screen screen around. Brady, you want to come over and take a look? How can he get through this? And this one's not even bad. Can he get through this without laughing? Hold on. What date is it? It's Tuesday. I sent this to myself earlier so I'd find was way earlier than that. So I don't think he can get through. There it is. I don't think he can get through. Brady, how fast do you think he can read that headline without laughing?

[Brady]

3.

[Brett Vesley]

Get a mic over your mic. How long I go?

[Brady]

Three seconds.

[Brett Vesley]

Three sec. You think he gets second? I don't, I think, I think he.

[Brady]

I mean that's how long? It'll. We'll hear the laugh in about three seconds.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay. I don't think he gets through the first word. What?

[Brady]

Come on.

[Brett Vesley]

Because. No. The anticipation of what he's not supposed to think. It's not what he's saying. It's what he's thinking that will ruin Brett on this. I don't think. Think he gets through word one of what I'm about to. What I'm about to play. Do you think you get Brett, are you ready? Sure. I'll find my news music for Brett. It's in here somewhere. Somewhere. It is. I don't know where anything is anymore. All right, let's see. This it? Nope, that's not it. Jeez. What happened? All my stuff. Oh, for crying out loud. This machine.

[Brady]

Don't worry. We'll be getting some new stuff very soon.

[Brett Vesley]

All right, we'll do it for Fox Baseball. How about that? Here's Brett, you have to read this.

[Brady]

Yeah. Because it's.

[Brett Vesley]

It's newsy and it's. It. And now let's turn to sports with our sportscaster, Brett Vesley. Brett, anything in the headlines today? Angels. I told you. He can't see that word. He can't see that word, and he. And his brain turns off. All right, now, see, now you've seen it.

[Brady]

Say it.

[Brett Vesley]

No, he can't do it. The headline says, ancient spear throwing tool. See, Ancient spear throwing tool brings fun and history to Vermont competition. And when I saw that, I'm like, brett can't read that. It is fun. It's nothing. It's truly. And it's a fat white woman throwing some sort of thing. It has no anything to it, but I knew you couldn't see that without being instant a child.

[John Holmberg]

Do me.

[Brett Vesley]

You want to try to do it for real? Take a breath. Take a breath. I don't think you can. You can't do it. And I don't do.

[Brady]

Maybe the breaking news would help better.

[Brett Vesley]

What do you mean? Like the song? Yeah, that's what I was looking for.

[Brady]

I know.

[Brett Vesley]

All right, let's see if I can find that. If I.

[Brady]

It's a little more serious.

[Brett Vesley]

It is a little bit more. Well, maybe it's an Olympic event.

[Brady]

There we go.

[Brett Vesley]

All right, let's go out to the track and field area where Brett Vesley is going to be calling the next event. Brett, anything to tell us about the event you're calling?

[John Holmberg]

Thank you, Johnny. It is ancient spirit.

[Brett Vesley]

I worked with a child. I can't say it. Throw it. Yeah, There's a Picture of someone throwing the spear as well. And you can't.

[Brady]

That doesn't help. If it was just the headline, I'm.

[Brett Vesley]

Telling you, it just has to be. This is. There's nothing about this that's bad. But his brain has been so Americanized that he looks at that, and I know if there were friends around, you'd be looking around going, anybody else see it? Can you believe. You believe they printed that? Like, yeah, there's. What's wrong with that? Do you believe this?

[Brady]

How would you talk about.

[Brett Vesley]

You don't. You don't talk about it. That's. Brett's blown away that it's out there. I can't believe they printed that. Like, why? It's a. It's Vermont. There's no fear in Vermont of that being a problem. We should have an ancient spear throwing contest up here in Concord. Well, I don't know if it's cities or Vermont. Montpelier, is that one? I don't know. Is that. I don't know where Vermont is. Nobody knows.

[Brady]

Burlington.

[Brett Vesley]

Is that at the coat factory's up there? I don't know where.

[Brady]

I think. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Either way, New Hearts ends up there.

[Brett Vesley]

No. Was that Vermont? Yeah. Actually, truthfully, it's in New Hampshire.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought it was in Vermont.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, it's the beginning of New Heart, the show. I love this fact. It's just B roll from the beginning of On Golden Pond. Same clips. So they took clips from On Golden Pond that they didn't use in the movie of them driving, and they did it for. And that's at Squam Lake up in New Hampshire. Oh, Because I want to live there someday. I love you.

[Brady]

Still would.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, that place at the barn that I was looking at six, seven years ago, it's for sale again. I keep my eyes.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, it was 750 in 2018-19.

[Brady]

Now.

[Brett Vesley]

Now it's a million.

[Brady]

Not bad.

[Brett Vesley]

No, it's not bad. It's a nice jump for the person who got it and they haven't touched it. Built in 1790, but that's up on Squam Lake. Actually, that's in Lake Waka Wak. Yeah, Lake Waka Wa.

[John Holmberg]

Other people are emailing and say they were laughing.

[Brett Vesley]

Of course they were laughing, Brett. You didn't deliver it in a serious man. No, I did. And I'm not saying you're the only one. I'm saying that a bunch of idiots.

[John Holmberg]

Crandall and Matthew Smith, I mean, they're all laughing, too.

[Brett Vesley]

Come on. Everybody's laughing because you can't reaction. You're not laughing at the innocuous headline. If there's a spear throwing contest and Vermont and they have an ancient spear throwing tool to help them and then a fat white woman throws a spear. Hilarious. To see if what I'm laughing at is the fat white lady playing with ancient tools. You're a moron. But I saw that. And I'm like, he can't do this. There's no possible way. And to go to your side. And I'm surprised you. I don't know if you've seen this. Did you see the. In Florida, the burn Burmese python threw up the deer.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesley]

Do yourself a favor today and Google search. Burmese python vomits deer. It's on the UCLA cheerleader bulimia diet. Evidently it ate a whole deer and then it purged it back up whole. It's like Bambi's mom came back out of a snake. And they watched it. They got. I don't know, I didn't see any video, but I saw a bunch of pictures as it was happening. I'm surprised somebody had to videotape this. And they're just waiting for it to get on a social media so they can make money. It throws up the whole deer. It ate it whole and it throws it up whole. And it's all deer. Like nothing happened to it yet. It's dead.

[Brady]

It's an adult. Or is it a phone?

[Brett Vesley]

It's a good sized deer.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. I don't know. It's like somewhere between Bambi and Bambi's mom's size. It's not a fawn. Yeah, the spots are gone. It's a deer and it is gross. And the python ate it. That's how they stay so slim, you know, is that they're bulimic. We didn't know that.

[Brady]

They purge if you interrupt their eating.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, they purge after a big binging. They. They binge. I'm gonna eat that whole deer. It's like the other pythons are like, you're gonna get fat.

[John Holmberg]

The Karen Carpenter.

[Brett Vesley]

How do you stay so slim? I watched you eat a whole deer. I don't know. It's just who I am. It's my metabolism. It's a gift. But really what she's doing is throwing up her meals. But in Florida, they've been searching for these pythons like crazy. They're taking down whole deers, which means, guess what? What's coming, Brady? A kid one of these days. These pythons are out of hand down there.

[Brady]

Kids, dogs.

[Brett Vesley]

If it was any other state but Florida where it wasn't fun to have pythons and hunt them. If this was a normal state, like say, I don't know here, and we had pythons all over the place, we would have like a massive eradication program. We took serious. It wouldn't be on like fan boats and beers and like python roundups. Yeah, we'd have the military involved somehow or another. You've got Florida, man, as your only defense against pythons. And my guess is most of them want a pet and they're giving them good money for it. But you can ask the citizens to do so much. If you've got a python problem in your, in your state, it's probably a military operation at a certain degree to go, all right, keep the people away from. This is going to get out of hand. Kids are. Because there's hillbilly Floridians that are going to wander their children out there to be python hunters. And the next thing you know we're going to be sticking our fingers in the throat of pythons trying to get that kid back.

[Brady]

115 pound python swallows the 77 pound deer.

[Brett Vesley]

It's a kid size.

[Brady]

That's big.

[Brett Vesley]

The kid sized deer. And it. And did you see the picture of it puked up? Yeah, it's the same. It's just wet and then it's just.

[Brady]

Like the tube expands.

[Brett Vesley]

It just faded in there. Just sat and it's like, I can't, I can't do this to myself. I'm gonna get stuck so fat. And it barfed it back up and its mouth was massive. Crazy.

[Brady]

If you're in Florida, don't go 25 bucks a foot.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Catching a python, that's the. You know, you make some side money.

[Brett Vesley]

A few hundred bucks here and there to risk your life with pythons and you know that they're dragging their little shirtless Floridian boys around. I don't know if I don't even think they sell kids clothes in Florida. Every time I see a kid in Florida, his shirts off. My mama says I can go to school like this. So I can go to school like this. I'm Floridian.

[Brady]

Bottoms are the only things required.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, yeah. You got to wear the jean shorts. Cut off jean shorts. You got to look like the, the Mountain Dew logo. That's it. That's all you're allowed to. I can't make schools Monday through Thursday, cuz we's going out Burme's python hunting. You're going to get eaten. I'm not. You are, though. Yeah, you are. And will it still be fun, Florida, when a couple of the sons of Florida gets stuck inside that python?

[Brady]

I run this.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, that's basically what the python would say. God, we need a phrase like that as whites. What a great thing to scream when you're happy, man.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, I wonder what his jersey sales look like today.

[Brett Vesley]

God, it was just fantastic. Fantastic, says John. The pythons are in the Everglades where people don't actually live. Yeah, they're all over the place. So they wouldn't be hunting them. I know they're up in the Everglades because that's where they thrive. But they're out of control, as they told the population of Florida. Hey, go get them. Would you ever do that? It's like, we got a bear problem. It's up to you guys. I'd be pretty disappointed in my leadership.

[John Holmberg]

What am I paying taxes?

[Brett Vesley]

Well, they don't in Florida. That's the thing. Oh, that's true. That's true. You don't pay taxes, so you go kill them, the snakes. I'd participate in that if Katie. I know you would. And you. And you're no threat to, like. You're not getting eaten by any snakes. Yeah. I look at you like, Jesus Christ. Do what he says.

[Brady]

Get in the bag.

[Brett Vesley]

He just. They. Did we lose this one? Just get in the bag. He's waving his family in. I didn't even know snakes had arms. Yeah, I do. Come on, everybody in the bag. This guy wins.

[Brady]

Arizona, man. Gets over a hundred pythons.

[Brett Vesley]

They were, like, afraid of me or something. I couldn't do anything to him. Try to eat that guy. But yeah, if this. Yeah, if Katie Hobbs had that. We've got a little bear problem. And I'd like to have the people of Arizona take care of it. Like, that's got to be against the law. They have those leopards they keep, you.

[Brady]

Know, that's the hunters.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, that's what hunting is.

[Brady]

Yeah. This is definitely as far as controlling population. That's what they sure, sure limit.

[Brett Vesley]

You don't bring over, like, elephants from another world and say, it's on. You guys go crazy. Like, it's hunting. Makes sense. This is like, we got a massive problem with a huge predator. You guys do it. It's like, are you not helping this? We'll put you guys to the test. I don't think I trust the general public to go out and kill off the. The murderous invader. Doesn't make sense. Sense to me. You do it. You Got a whole military. You got the National Guard. You got all that stuff. Have them going traipsing through the swamps and take a weekend and go kill a bunch of them. Let them use their weapons.

[Brady]

Why? We've got volunteers.

[Brett Vesley]

Make it training. Yeah, but you're still paying these National Guard guys.

[Brady]

Yeah, one weekend.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. You do your weekend out there with your machine guns, you get to do some shooting, which is why you signed up in the first place. You start knocking off some of these pythons, just leave them to for dead. They got a problem. Can't imagine that. Go over to that KTR and have Katie Hobbs sitting there going, can I go out and kill some bears today? No, no, we got too many. Well, if one ends up on my property, I'll kill it, but I'm not gonna go look for that. Says, oh my God. Stuck at a train and a truck full of orange vest wearing workers are staring at me crying, laughing, alone. Thank you, fat spear throwing lady signs. Sherry, the gifts were we give. Brett can't even read the damn. Nothing about it was bad. That's hilarious. Nothing about it was bad. What do you got on the big board of musical tr?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. Wake up song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. And pedal your ass away from them pythons. And now's the time to get that bike up and ready to go.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, yeah, little fella. Sorry. Bird is distracted by a stuffed animal squirrel.

[Brady]

I saw that.

[Brett Vesley]

He's been there for days.

[Brady]

No, he's been there, but the first.

[Brett Vesley]

Time I saw Orange got a highlighter where his wiener is. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I can work with you guys anymore. Children, I swear, right in the middle of your set and starts to point at a stuffed animal that somebody put a highlighter in as a penis. Look at that. It works.

[Brady]

It works as what? I mean, that looks good.

[Brett Vesley]

What did you derail the whole show for this? Pee pee pens. Sorry. Josh done talking about.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so actually I was going.

[Brett Vesley]

To get you guys. You can't read a headline he can't see.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesley]

There it is. Great song. Perfect. That's the one. There we go. Do not take Tylenol. Don't. Did you see the whole press conference yesterday?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesley]

Don't take Tylenol. Don't take it. I mean, tough it out. I know. If you're feeling like you're pregnant and it all hurts and you, you want, don't take Tylenol. And then at the end he goes, unless you absolutely have to. And I'm like, oh, no. Try to tough it out. Tough it out. Pregnancy can't be that hard. I've seen a lot of people do it. Melania gave birth to a nine foot boy. You've seen him. Baron. Baron's a big boy. No, Tylenol, he's 18. No, Tyler, he's 18ft tall. He's one foot for every year. If you killed him in Florida, you'd be getting a hefty fee because he's a big kid. No snake's gonna eat Baron. Might work the other way. I don't know. A lot of people say Baron could eat a snake anyway. Don't take Tylenol. Ever. Melania didn't look how good my kids look. Maybe not Tiffany. And that was a different mother. She was probably sucking down Tylenol. That's what made her eyes so close together. I like that. Perfect drug. It is. That's perfect for all this Tylenol talk. And if you're taking Tylenol and you're not thinking about it, you can hate him all you want, but he made you think about it. If you hate Trump and you're pregnant and you're like, screw him, I'm taking extra Tylenol and your kid comes out all cockeyed. Yeah, it's the worst feeling in the world to have him saying, I told you so. I like this one. This is a good wake up song right here. It's Nine Inch Nails. Post concert psyching rock as well. It's the perfect drug. It's 98K upd. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Brett Vesley]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Almost forgot to turn the mics up. It's about to start talking. I haven't it's like, I haven't done this job ever in my Life. Now my 25 years of doing this, and it's. And, Brad, you've been at this for a long time, too. Isn't it still amazing you what catches people and what doesn't as far as, like, topics and things? Like, occasionally you can go, oh, this is going to be a big one, this Jimmy Kimmel thing, man. My emails erupt. People want an opinion on this, and I don't know if that's celebrity culture or whatever. I came up with an idea for a new superhero cartoon because I saw a headline that said over 400 celebrities, including Tom Hanks, have filled out a petition and trying to get this done. I didn't even finish reading it. I'm like, we should do a cartoon like the old, you know, hall of justice. And it's like, it's time to call the celebrities and just have them flying around all over, filling out forms and paperwork and marching. Meanwhile, at the hall of Celebrity, Tom Hanks yells at Oprah, I want out of here right now. Calm down, Tom. I'm gonna eat a baby. Those celebrities, we lean on them for.

[Brady]

Over 400 have signed this one.

[Brett Vesley]

400 celebrities signed it. You know, if I got 400 people to sign a petition to get anything done, they go, 400 people? What? Yes, but they're celebrities. I signed that. Tom Hanks is on there. It's weird, but my emails are exploding about the Kimmel stuff, and people are. They want to say stuff. They want things to be said. I don't understand. It doesn't make sense to me, but it sure is a sure as a. This God. Donovan actually said when he says, if I was black, I'd be kind of mad. Kimmel did all that blackface, and no one seemed to care. He does one propaganda joke against whitey, and he gets pulled. All right, that's kind of an interesting way to see it, but I don't like the idea. I talking to somebody about that this weekend, and they're like, kimmel did blackface. Kimmel did this. Kimmel, like, look, as a football fan, I always make everything about sports because it simplifies the world for me, because I'm not very bright. So if I can bring it into an analogy that makes sense to me, I can kind of start to make sense of the situation. There's a lot of stuff 25 years ago in football that used to be illegal or that used to be legal that isn't today. So if you went back 25 years ago and changed outcomes of Super Bowls because, oh, that's a rule now. You can't do that anymore.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

So that's not a touchdown. Take that off the board and then. And you run it and next thing.

[Brady]

That'S not a catch.

[Brett Vesley]

You can't go back with today's rules and change yesterday's rules. Jimmy Kimmel doing blackface in 98, 97, 98 whenever it was, he was doing Carl Malone and Oak Oprah. That wasn't uncommon. Doesn't make it right. But it wasn't uncommon and people didn't lose their minds over it. It wasn't an attack. You didn't like it. You turned it off. You talked about how you hate Jimmy Kimmel or whatever. It wasn't a big deal. So if you apply today's rules to it, it's not. So that's why I hate that cancel culture. When everybody argues. You used to do this. Yeah, because that's wrong now. You know the Tuck rule isn't a rule anymore. The Patriots dynasty might not have stopped started had that rule been different. Hitting receivers over the middle used to get you in the hall of Fame. Now you're going to jail for it. It's just different. Although Almond Ross St. Brown is changing the rules completely. Love that. So it doesn't make any sense on to me to go back and say Jimmy Kimmel did this years ago. I'm not. And again, here I am. Support. It's like when I supported Tom Brady during the. The phone thing. I'm like, you don't give to your employees your private phone and have them say, we're only looking for certain stuff. They're going to find everything. You got pictures of your model wife in there and her snooch or B holes all over. They're going to see them and they're. Oh, we didn't look for that. We saw them. But we're not going to make a big deal. You're not supposed to see him, so you can't. You had me defending Tom Brady. Here I am defending Jimmy Kimmel because I don't think it's fair. And I'm defending him based on what his buddy Ace said. Don't apologize to a mob. Which is always true. Coming in real quick. John, you're making a lot of sense, a lot of great stuff, but Jimmy Kimmel's a talentless tool. And we're here to talk about Tylenol. That's all we need to know. Tylenol should do. Kimmel show tonight, just broadcast live from The Tylenol Studio. I got an email I had to read to your audience and I love it. It's about Tylenol. Brady, have you heard about Tylenol? Don't take it. Are you on it now? Go throw up like that Burmese python right now. That's. You'd rather eat a whole deer than one Tylenol. I'll just tell you that right now. Here's the email. It says, dear Holmberg and friends. That would be me. All these bitches out here complaining about a little discomfort during pregnancy. My girl didn't need one single Tylenol pill her entire pregnancy. Not a peep out of her. No bitching or moaning like these women today who have to have Tylenol and epidurals. They're weak ass hoes out here. That baby slid right out. It's easy. I don't want to hear any more complaining. And it's signed by one of your listeners, Nathan Sutherland. Now, I don't know anything about him, but he sounds like a real reasonable guy whose girlfriend had no pain. You can avoid it. Avoid the Tylenol. Don't do it. That's all I'm saying. Brady, get off the Tylenol. Brett, are you on Tylenol?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no. Hell no.

[Brett Vesley]

We've got a fentanyl and a Tylenol thing. It's a big thing. And you know what word I hate more than any of them? I'm gonna try it again. I tried yesterday. I couldn't do it. I'll try it again. I see the middle Tylenol. We call it Tylenol.

[Brady]

The T word.

[Brett Vesley]

I see the Acida phenomenon, Adam Edaman. Adam Eminem. Eminem and Tylenol. We call it. I'll try in the hallway. That's right. Nathan's right. Childbirth is easy. Pregnancy is simple. Just relax, pops right out. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report is brought to you by our friends at All Pro Shade. AllProChade.com is where you go 20 years in the business because they're great at it. You don't last that long unless you know what you're up to. Or at least pretend like you know know what you're up to, you can get that screen on your tv. No more glare. They've got a plan for it. If you've got that thing on your back patio and you're like, I'd love to use my back patio more, but the sun's in the way all Pro Shade can fix all that. Make that living space. As we creep into these beautiful fall temperatures, we're facing some glorious evenings. They're right ahead of us. So hop on board. Allprochade.com that's where you go. Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brett Vesley]

World. All right.

[Brady]

Happy National Voter Registration Day.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay.

[Brady]

And Happy Rosh Hashanah.

[Brett Vesley]

It's also Happy Batman Day. It's a Batman celebration day. That's what Batman would say, Mama. Ron St. Brown Couple of basis fun facts.

[Brady]

You probably won't find orange chicken in China because it's not Chinese. It was invented by Panda Express in 1980. 87.

[Brett Vesley]

But if you did find orange chicken in China, would it be Chinese? Yes, because it's in China. Yeah.

[Brady]

Maybe they refuse to serve it.

[Brett Vesley]

They won't do it because then they'll confuse it with being a Chinese thing because you found it in China.

[Brady]

The original definition of weird was having the power to control the fate or destiny of human beings.

[Brett Vesley]

Wizard stuff, huh?

[Brady]

Marilyn Monroe supposedly had a IQ of 163. Albert Einstein's IQ was rumored to be 160, but no official documentation exists for either of them.

[Brett Vesley]

It's fun to say though. Yeah, it's pretty smart. Either way. I don't think she was dumb. I think she was just abused. I just saw on the TV that Brett is looking up Amon Rain Brown jerseys. You're not allowed to own one of those. Why? Cuz I run this when you can't have one. I want to try that with Tripp so bad. John, step into my office. I need to talk to you. I don't like what you did. I don't care what you like. Peace. Did he just say I run this sn? That's strong stuff. What a pair of dance movies. What a pair of onions on that guy. Yeah.

[Brady]

In a random new poll, 57 of the people say they carry their phone in their right pants pocket. 19 say it's in the left.

[Brett Vesley]

Wait, 50 go. Go right.

[Brady]

Yeah. 57.

[Brett Vesley]

19 go left.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesley]

And others purse.

[Brady]

12% in a bag or immerse. 7% keep it in their back pocket. And 5% claim they keep it in their underwear.

[Brett Vesley]

All right, this study was pointless. There were people goofing around and joking.

[Brady]

People online are hyping a new trend called heavy soda.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh.

[Brady]

Which is apparently catching on at some gas station soda machines. It isn't really new, especially in South Missouri where it supposedly started, but it's now going viral on social media. If a business has a Soda fountain machine. They can sometimes adjust the settings to change the ratio of syrup.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, get a little thicker syrup.

[Brady]

They heavy it up and now they're labeling it.

[Brett Vesley]

Are they charging more for it that.

[Brady]

I don't know about? They didn't. They didn't say that, but they just show on. The machine will say heavy because they're.

[Brett Vesley]

Blowing through a lot more syrup.

[Brady]

It would make sense.

[Brett Vesley]

A lot more expensive than the CO2.

[Tripp]

I watched a couple of guys at QT barely tap the thing, and it just is syrup and.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, yeah.

[Tripp]

And then they added to it.

[Brett Vesley]

If you. If you kind of hold it. We used to do that. Tony Romas. I always do that. Coke. And you barely hold it, and the syrup dribbles out first, and then you push hard and then it all comes out.

[Tripp]

That's a. You can get your own heavy soda at qt.

[Brett Vesley]

Apparently. It's an exciting life you're living, Richard. I know people get sodas and their techniques.

[Brady]

There's this woman in the UK that is upset at her brother because he and his wife. His wife's about to have a baby and they've come up with a name, and they want to name the baby Brisket.

[Brett Vesley]

My God, you missed this. Last name. 17 years. Brady.

[Brady]

He's a big fan of smoking meats.

[Tripp]

Don't say that.

[Brady]

In the uk, you can. It's. It's legal. You can name your kid Brisket.

[Brett Vesley]

It's not illegal here.

[Brady]

Well, the. The restrictions have. In the uk Is anything that. With symbols, names with numbers.

[Brett Vesley]

Just. Don't be stupid.

[Tripp]

So Prince wasn't legal in.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, not to name a baby. The symbol probably not recognized by the state is D4VD there.

[Brady]

You also can't use names like Queen.

[Brett Vesley]

Or Lord or Lord. You can't start screwing around with the Royals, by the way. How about that D4VD guy? Turns out that girl that was all chopped up in the back of his Tesla was 16. And they got text. They've been talking since she was 13. Oh. Oh, he's got a lot more on his.

[Brady]

Those are the other singles on the album.

[Brett Vesley]

13.

[Brady]

Like, there's songs about everything. Like, the dude was.

[Brett Vesley]

It's bad. He was telling us the whole time it was. It's. Well, I mean, that could also be our hindsight going, oh, we see it now. Yeah, he's just writing songs, but, I mean, he did hack someone up and sing about murder before. He's kind of fascinated with blood, but yikes, it's going to get ugly for D4V. Good thing he didn't get famous before he hacked somebody up because this could have been a big deal. But since no one knew who he was until he hacked some up, all he is is a murderer who like did lounge acts.

[Brady]

Jimmy, smoke alarms you're supposed to have in your house.

[Brett Vesley]

It's one per room, per square foot.

[Brady]

Is according to the National Fire Protection association, inside each bedroom, outside each sleeping area area and on every level of the home. Basements and finished attics included. So you're looking at between five and 10.

[Tripp]

Yeah, we have nine.

[Brett Vesley]

I think I probably have eight or nine. I got a lot. And they're all tied together because when I did the addition on the house, the new rule is they all have to be on one system. Yeah.

[Tripp]

We replaced ours and had to get the ones that are wireless that communicate with each other.

[Brett Vesley]

That's what I have. And it's awful. Yeah. Because you can, you can knock one down with a broom. I know Brett's over on the memes now because they make fun of certain cultures for just immediately pulling their fire alarms down because they don't change the battery. And I never knew that as a, as a stereotype, but it is hilarious when AI does a thing and in the background on the ceiling is a disconnected fire. Yeah, it's chirping. I didn't know that. Like computer taught me that. I didn't know that that was a.

[John Holmberg]

Thing I'm saying with me.

[Brett Vesley]

I think it's everybody. I got like fire alarms when they, when you can't figure them out and they start telling each other, oh, he knocked me down. Ring another. They all go off. It's impossible to turn them off. I hate those things. I have one room where I figured out how to disconnect it and it's the biggest room in the house and I took it apart.

[Brady]

I'm, I'm due for the chirping. I think pretty soon the batteries, it's.

[John Holmberg]

Going to happen at three in the morning too or something.

[Brett Vesley]

So it's better because I don't have to worry so much about batteries.

[John Holmberg]

Don't they have a backup though anyway when the battery backup goes out of.

[Brett Vesley]

Still chirps but they don't. It doesn't get used a lot. So the batteries last forever. But I'm probably going to get chirped today because I'm talking about it.

[Brady]

There's a 48 year old woman in Florida named Crystal Watts. She was arrested after she allegedly battered a 33 year old man with silly string. She confronted him, began spraying, emptied it all on his face. And then threw the can at us. Hit his head.

[Brett Vesley]

He just stood and took it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Crystal was charged with battery.

[Brett Vesley]

All right. I know. What a gash.

[Brady]

The police did not list a motive, so it's unclear why she had attacked him. Kids, he wasn't arrested. And there's no indication that he did anything to her first. Unclear what their relationship was either.

[Brett Vesley]

This story has nothing in it.

[Brady]

Yeah, other than the silly assault with Silly String. And there's her mug shot.

[Brett Vesley]

Wow. I bet you made fun of her haircut. That's what I would do. She's got Ellen's hair. Whoa.

[Brady]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay.

[Brady]

First one's Dance Machine.

[Brett Vesley]

Gene. Gene.

[Tripp]

No, it's not.

[Brett Vesley]

No, it's stupid.

[Brady]

A Toledo Special.

[Brett Vesley]

Why is it Toledo? It's another crippled guy. Oh, for Christ's sake. He's got toothpicks for arms and legs and a kind of a normal sized middle body. And I don't know if he's dancing or if he's just trying to stand up. Oh, he's dancing. No, I think this might be accidental. That his bones are strong.

[Tripp]

Yeah, I think this is a reaction.

[Brett Vesley]

I think there's also. Tylenol is also artificial intelligence because he's defying gravity on occasion. Did you believe this to be real?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

This guy.

[Brady]

Next one's for Brett.

[Brett Vesley]

He's who I worry about in the future when AI gets really good and he's going to think all of this happening.

[Tripp]

Brady's algorithm was going off.

[Brett Vesley]

You actually looked at that and said, there's something. Here's another one. A lady with no legs up to her hips and she's wiggling her nubs.

[Brady]

Selling it.

[Brett Vesley]

I believe that's also. You're gonna have a problem with the future. It's gonna. It's gonna treat you poorly.

[Brady]

It's looking bright.

[Brett Vesley]

That's not real.

[Brady]

Next one's a classy lady crossing the street.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, my God. You're an idiot for even halfway believing that. All right, there's a. This one might be real cuz it's in a cruddy country. These are the ones I like. There's a guy crossing the street in a terrible country just in the freeway. That's a woman. It is. Did she just pee?

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesley]

She just ran in the middle of the freeway and peed.

[Brady]

It's the whiz across the street. Whiz.

[Brett Vesley]

Check. Is that. I think that.

[Brady]

I think that's her name.

[Brett Vesley]

I think that's what. I think that's what amon Ra saying on the side of the road, screaming at that woman. What a dump. Evidently, the whole nation doesn't have the train tracks. The whole nation doesn't have a weed eater because the whole place was just covered in weeds. This one, too. All right, guy on the train track. We all know how this ends. Standing in front of. Oh, he just did it on purpose. Ran right to the train track. Suicide by train is absurd. Wow. He's running along in that giant white Indian outfit, man. All right. The one that I wished was AI wasn't. The other ones were. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off with this. Classy.

[Brett Vesley]

She's got a mask on, like, it's Covid. And she's. Oh, she's. Oh, wow. What? It's so hard to describe this one. So she pulls the mask. She got a Covid mask down because she's trying not to catch COVID Yeah. And then. But she's keeping it safe. And then she peels the mask down, and across the. Across her rather attractive face is a used condom. And then she spits out what appears to be, like, a nasal strip. It's like. Yeah, she's using, like, a biore. And then she spits out some milk, I think.

[John Holmberg]

I guess that's the way to put it.

[Brett Vesley]

That's horrible. Who raised that? Here's another one of those crazy train tracks and some guy laying on them now. Oh, my God. That train's going a billion miles an hour. Oh, my God. The dude tried to lay down before the train got. Got there and failed. This is the game you play. Oh, my Lord.

[Brady]

Man, that thing's humming.

[Brett Vesley]

Holy smokes. I don't have any sound for you, Brett. Is that a thing? I don't know if this changed.

[John Holmberg]

You should have sound.

[Brett Vesley]

I got nothing. It's. It's switched out. The computer's down, but. All right. Holy smokes. All right, hopefully none of them are reliant on that one's dumb sound. All right.

[John Holmberg]

All right. And let's just jump over here.

[Brett Vesley]

He's got all of them.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brett Vesley]

Holy smokes. That train one got me. All right, so a fat lady with red hair, and she's whipping her. Oh, there's sound.

[Tripp]

Whoa, there's a man there.

[Brett Vesley]

She's got a whip, and she's got fire at the end of the whip, and there's a guy on all fours, and he is on the staircase, and she's whipping him with a. A whip that's on fire.

[John Holmberg]

And it pretty much just goes I.

[Brett Vesley]

Mean, it never stops. But he's bare assed and she is hitting him with the fire rope. I don't even practice. How do you practice that? Like, not only is he taking it, she's pretty good at that whip. Oh, God. Here's one two white girls, humongous African American man who. Who can choke her. He can wrap it around her neck. Oh, my God, he can. Holy smokes. That's the biggest one I've ever seen. He's wrapping it around her neck like it looks like that dude from Star wars that guarded the. Holy cow.

[Tripp]

That's a summer sausage.

[Brett Vesley]

Beyond. I've had summer sausage, but never that big.

[John Holmberg]

Here's a new one we haven't seen before.

[Brett Vesley]

All right, all right. Here's a man and a woman with a. Each one have something in their butt and they're sharing it. And, well, they're just having a good time together with their. Oh, now he's gonna place his actual God given thing into her stuff. Their butts are still jam packed with things as well. And now they're just running into some sort of a weird parallel. Wow. I don't know. That was pretty impressive. I've never seen that before, actually. Pretty impressive.

[John Holmberg]

We learned something new today.

[Brett Vesley]

My goodness.

[John Holmberg]

And you've always thought about getting a tattoo?

[Brett Vesley]

Well, I haven't.

[John Holmberg]

You know, thinking.

[Brett Vesley]

Here's one. All right. There's a tattoo on a lady's head. Oh, what the. Oh, my God. The tattoo artist is having sex with her while he's giving her a tattoo in her face.

[Brady]

No way he can hold that stick.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

That's gonna be a mess.

[Brett Vesley]

It's gonna be a mess. And I think that's the design of it. Yeah, he's just enjoying that whole thing too much. And he's like, oh. And then he just hit her. Smacked her in the face. Oh, my goodness. This is violent and. And hot. I don't know what's going on. Wow. Wow. How did people think of this stuff? That's amazing.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady]

How much for that?

[Brett Vesley]

That's just amazing. I wanted to see the tattoo when it was done, but she was covered in something. Well, there you go. Wow, you guys are creative. You're getting better every day. There you go. That is your Brady report. It's 98. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Brett Vesley]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Cruising through a glorious Tuesday morning where you know, we started our day with Lamar Jackson's face and sadness. And, I mean, that's great. I do have to say that all the emails that are coming in, I am paying attention. I have to delicately dance around this. But I think. I think it's time we acknowledge that we don't know who the Grassroots are either. And I don't know what is going on in our sales. Yeah, I don't like our sales department's allowed to do what they want. And I used to always believe that in radio, if. If times were tight and Hitler came along and said, I have this little organization I'd like to advertise, we'd be like, okay. Yeah. I don't understand the Grassroots, though. I mean, they're out there a thing I. Some of their songs. I'm not sure that this is live at the Twin Arrows up in Flagstep. This is the most beneficial place to advertise the Grassroots. Probably a great show. These guys have to be 90.

[John Holmberg]

The only reason I know the song is it was in Jackie Brown.

[Brady]

That's the one.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't. I mean, that's. It's a Saturday night special.

[Tripp]

Midnight Confession.

[Brett Vesley]

Midnight Confession, that's right. I don't know the words, but in my Midnight Confession, so they're up at 20 arrows, and I'm giving them free advertising because I'm all for Twin Arrows getting what they paid for, but I have to lean a little on Susan here for this one. That's like, really, Susan? This was. This was something. You could tell the client was a good idea. It is our time. I understand. I understand. What a wonderful day. Thank you, Susan.

[Tripp]

Is this song 60 years old?

[Brett Vesley]

At least.

[Tripp]

So they are. How old?

[Brett Vesley]

80 something, right? Jamming. They're jamming, all right. Oh, great. Susan's coming. Furious at me for even making fun of this a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Came out 68.

[Brett Vesley]

Don't let her in. Don't let her in. She's working the door real hard. Damn it. She's gonna get in. I can find her thing. Got it. Door. Open the door. Brady, don't do it. Brady, don't do it. No, Brady, no. Freddy, no. So you think it's funny to make fun of the clients? The Grassroots are a popular band with people between the ages of 11 and 90. It's a fact people all always love. Psychics and the grassroots combined in an Indian casino that's over three hours from here. It's a goodbye. Who else would go to the Grassroots? Only company listeners. You saw Scott Taylor's picture. Believe okay, okay, I'm sorry. Don't make fun of the commercials, all right? I won't. I'm not making fun of it. Go see the Grassroots all you want. I just feel like maybe somebody should have told Twin Arrows we got an oldies station.

[John Holmberg]

Steve Goddard should be bringing this on.

[Tripp]

Absolutely.

[Brett Vesley]

But I got. He might be, but I've got about 35 emails saying, what the hell are the Grassroots? What are you doing? Like, I don't know, kick ass song Brown. That's why. Because I got some Quentin Tarantino action. How old are they?

[Brady]

One of the members. How fast you think Brett with the.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, God. His name is Rick Coots. It's just a name. It's. How old is he, though? Because that picture is a drawing. It's a tapestry from the flag.

[Brady]

I see there's. He was born in August 1, 1946. He's 79 and he's still in it.

[Brett Vesley]

But there's, there's only one. The rest of them have turned to mummy dust.

[Brady]

Yeah, the rest, like Larry Nelson's been there since 1984. Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

That's still 41 years of being the replacement guy.

[Brady]

Yeah. The Most recent was 2008.

[Brett Vesley]

By the way, they're like last hit. When Larry Nelson joined The band in 84 was 20 years earlier than that. So Larry Nelson joined in 84 when they were 20 years irrelevant. But if you want to go see him. Hey, look, I, I, I've heard the commercial myself and it confused me, so I don't know that I would do that. But if they're willing to spend it and they see that there's. I think it's, I just think it's. We just took it.

[John Holmberg]

Of course we did.

[Brett Vesley]

We'd like to buy some time here in Twin Arrows. Do you have a station that plays Grassroots? Yes, we would like to buy. Let's do Sooner or Later.

[John Holmberg]

That's the only one I want that one here.

[Brett Vesley]

Is there other songs good?

[Brady]

Yeah, Sooner or Later is the one I remember.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, but you always remember the.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you remember Vegetables.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. You think that you remember songs that were hits. You only remember the bees. Midnight. That's the big hit that we just played. This one. I do not know. Seafood. Bigger hit maybe.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett Vesley]

So you're going to try closing for two songs. Might be a good win here. I should ask that psychic if it's in my best interest to head up there. Anyway, I was listening to that too. I heard it too. So emails blew up and I'm like, yeah, look, I don't know. I Don't know how business works anymore anymore. Somebody's willing to pay it. For the most part our sales are. We'll tell somebody. It's like this might not be the right fit for you. We did not do that in this case. I'm pretty sure we're just like really?

[John Holmberg]

Look at all the mentions they got.

[Brett Vesley]

Maybe, maybe. Okay, I'll take that. Maybe somebody said I don't. You know. Look, they're getting attention for it and Twin Arrows is an awesome spot. It's a great casino way out in.

[Brady]

The get that 42 ounce.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, Brady and I both crushed 42 ounce tomahawks up there and they were good, good too. Grassroots in there, the flagstaff and then you go 40 minutes there. You know my dad's company built that thing. My brother in law was one of the head honchos on that project. The old Twin arrows made him a lot shorter. Well, eventually yeah, that was from disease but yeah, it wasn't really necessarily the construction but yeah, you got a debilitating cancer and they cut out some bones. But yeah, if you want to bring that up. Yeah, it did make him shorter. Thanks Freddie.

[Brady]

Is that what it was?

[Brett Vesley]

That's exactly. Oh, you thought it was maybe just climbing ladders. No, it turned out it was a terrible bone cancer. But yeah, you can confuse those things sometimes. Everybody does. It's, you know, you've been through a lot. Here's another thing. I. I gotta come out and say it. Brady and I talked a little bit about it this morning. They. I've seen the story three times. There's an Ohio nun who's playing around golf and she's 105 years old. Saw that. Okay, everybody saw it at news. If you're gonna do this, don't go look at our great just have underneath the lady golfing. Look, it's breathing. That's really all we're doing here. So anytime 105 year old's moving around and we act like how watch your secret to long life. All you're saying is look what I found. It's still alive. She seemed pretty with it all right.

[Brady]

She did have a little bit better swing than I had.

[Brett Vesley]

You're still playing the look it's breathing mobile. Pretty to his point. That's what I was thinking. Okay, you're not allowed to talk anymore. You're making everybody upset. You're going to kimball your way right out of the room with all your cancer. Doesn't matter. But the look it's breathing story is getting out of hand and that's really all it is. Whenever you follow 105 year old around, you're just surprised it's alive and you're extra surprised that it can do stuff and it's not motivational to anyone else and it's not a thing. It's not going to happen to 95% of you or money. A you probably won't make it to 105 and if you do, you're going to be covered in your own filth and thrown up on yourself and not remembering any of your family. 105 is awful what you are. What the headline should read is resource sucker lives to 105 still does stuff. That's what it is. Because if you got somebody who's 105 years old, they're just draining the system and it's time we started thinking about that. I don't care to watch old people do anything thing ever. And that will include me when I'm of the age where it's still amazing if cameras are following you around because you got up. It's look, it's breathing. It's the headline. That's all they're doing. And it's actually insulting. If your grandma's 105, don't call the news to have her do that. Spit. Birthday cake blowout. I watched an old man the other day was like 114 in Japan and they gave him a birthday cake and he just, he just sat, sat there like he's got like eight breaths left total and you want him to gush them all out for candles. What's his wish? I can guess. That you'd all leave and then the whole family starts blowing on the cake and spitting all over the cake. Look, it's breath. Ian Schwartz, I'm talking to you over there at Channel three. Look, it's breathing would make people go, you know, that's what we're really doing here. You don't watch. You don't drive by car crashes slowly to look to make sure everybody's okay. Okay. You don't watch people on tightropes for the success and you don't watch 105 year olds golfing to motivate you to do anything. It's look, it's breathing. Look, it's breathing is a real story and that's all you're doing. And you send out your weatherman which means it's not real news. So Schwartz has that assignment and because it's not quite Christmas yet where they take my Jewish gay friend Ian Schwartz and they make him go do Gay latkes over there for Hanukkah. It's hilarious.

[Tripp]

All of the candelabras intact.

[Brett Vesley]

I tease him every month.

[Brady]

Doing anything for the New Year's right now, Rosh Hashanah.

[Brett Vesley]

I guarantee you they asked him. Hey, Schwartz. What do you guys do for this? Well, we have. I don't. I don't really care. Just go do it. And if you find 105 year old along the way, point your camera at it. Because if it's breathing, we need to put it on tv. Look, it's breathing. That's what we're doing. And stop looking at old people and acting like it's gonna happen to you. If you're lucky enough to make it to 105, end it right there because you're sucking all my resources. Everybody talks about Social Security is not going to last for the next generation. You're right. Especially if they start bleeding into the centuries.

[Brady]

100,000 centurions in Japan.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, I know, it's too many. I mean, there's millions and millions of them. And I don't want to see 95% of those centurions. Most of them are sitting there just every three. He doesn't remember anybody. Don't go in there. Is it breathing? Yeah, but it's not good. We'll find one that golfs.

[Tripp]

I know we saw a few in Japan. I think that they're pretty spry.

[Brett Vesley]

You didn't see any 100 year olds in Japan? Saw a couple of them. Well, how do you know?

[Tripp]

Well, I mean, you don't know.

[Brett Vesley]

We're in the airport for eight hours.

[Brady]

Did I see your driver's license?

[Brett Vesley]

You didn't get a cultural gauge on Japan wandering around the Tokyo International. No, we spent three days there. Airport. That's all you did. You walked around, you got a couple of gifts at the airport. You went in and go look at the buildings. You didn't go to an old folks home and wipe them. Act like you. Just because you were there for three days, you go, I got a full gauge of the entire culture. There's many, many of the hundred girls and they're still moving quite rapidly again. What an exciting vacation. Let's watch old people walk. Let's go over and see the centurions of Japan dance. You can't. It's not happening. Look, it's breathing. That's the headline. And that's all we need to do. But if you see this, and then they're trying to say that because she's a nice nun, it's a Thing. Remember that nun in the NCAA that they're like, oh, she died, like, three weeks later. Yeah, but she was 100 years. No, she died, like the next year. She was back at another year, another year. She's all over. But that team that she was supporting made it to the Final Four, and they made it like some sort of godly endeavor that she was. And then they lost early exit the following year, they got bounced, and she's like, well, I die now, stupid. I don't want to watch old people do stuff. And I'm not alone there. Are you motivated by that?

[Brady]

No, not really.

[Tripp]

Motivated how, though?

[Brett Vesley]

That's what I'm saying.

[Tripp]

Want to be that old?

[Brett Vesley]

Why do we do the stories? Yeah. Because we're blown away. It's still alive. Right? That's it.

[Brady]

I said all the time. You know, seeing you. When you see your parents age and get to that level in the mid-80s.

[Brett Vesley]

Shut them down, Brady.

[Tripp]

That's another 45 years for you, another 48 for me.

[Brett Vesley]

45 more years of you.

[Tripp]

No, no.

[Brady]

What are you talking about?

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, that's how you get to 105, my friend.

[Brady]

Oh, no, I was talking about 85.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, no, no, we'll get the math.

[Brady]

That's 25.

[Brett Vesley]

Get him a abacus real quick. He'll figure it out. No, I know you don't want to be 80.

[Brady]

Talking about watching my parents hit 85.

[Tripp]

And that was.

[Brady]

Mom's still alive, and I'm like, 25 years. Yeah, but she's feeling, like. Okay, it's.

[Brett Vesley]

She's definitely feeling 86, but we're saying 105. Yeah, nobody should want to be that old. It's just. Just stop it. But stop filming things that are old and active.

[John Holmberg]

It's the guy that went skydiving at 100 or something like that. A couple weeks or a couple months, he's killing himself.

[Brett Vesley]

He didn't want to make. He didn't want to live. Somebody pulled that shoot, he didn't do. I guarantee you he didn't pull that rope. I guarantee you that guy was, like, just sitting there. I just got. The guy he was strapped to is like, I want to live. If you make it through here, Mr. Peanut, we'll get to the bottom. And I guarantee the dude, he was strapped to the feces that hit him. And the salt and disgust that rolled off that old man hit the release on the belt and that weird pin. Let me be free. I want to fly to Jesus. We can't, sir. We're strapped together. Remedy that.

[Brady]

I'll let you go.

[Brett Vesley]

You know the dandruff flying out of his hair and the chunks of that dirt. Dirty old peanut man skin. And Werther's hitting the guy in the face on the Werther's drool. Just a string. And the guy went, oh God, I got a duck it right in that goggle. Those weird plastic goggles they wear if you got 105 year old grandpa. Don't push him out of a plane. Take him over to that awesome ifly place off the 101 and get him in there where if he does fall, he's into a net. Nobody wants to go clean up a dead.

[Tripp]

If they miss his grip, he goes right up into the fan.

[Brett Vesley]

Exactly. He might. He might go full Charlie in the chocolate factory. Yeah, I'm flying too high. Burp Grandpa Charlie. I'm touching the. I'm touching the fan. Yeah. Old people doing stuff's gross. It's just gross. And I don't care to see your grandma. Nobody ever sends me a page as my grandma. She's 105. My dad will occasionally send a picture of his sister. And she's in her 90s and she's. You know her. The thing my dad says, it's almost insulting. He always texts and goes, her brain is. She's still quick as a whip. Yeah. So good. So she's gonna be super aware of whatever happens to her body that's non functional now. I love Aunt Connie. I hope it's, you know, she's not getting on the news just for breathing. And that's all this is. We gotta quit acting like we're celebrating. And what we're doing is like marveling at this. There, it still moves. Now I'm not inspired by any of that stuff. Don't count me in a resource sucker. That's it. We got resource. Look, you don't want me to be president. I got a whole resource sucking campaign. They get their own island. The Resource Suckers. If you make it to 100, you got to move away and live over here and forge for grapes and nuts and berries on your own. Because we're done giving you stuff if you've been retired longer than you worked. Because if you retired at 60 and you hit 105, you've milked the system for 45 goddamn years.

[Brady]

Get them over to Craftmatic Island.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, that's exactly. Just nothing but lounge chairs. Darwin Island.

[Tripp]

I like his idea.

[Brett Vesley]

Darwin Island. Well, yeah. They still have to work their way off the chair to go get fruits. 105. You're being selfish is all you'd be. Mandatory checkout, date hotel. There's no late checkouts. That's what I'm saying. We're all full up. If. If I go to the Aria. We have to pass a test. I go to the Aria and I. And I wake up the next morning, I'm like, can I get a late check? I'm like, sorry, we need the room. That's kind of what we're saying to the old people. You can't leave. Can I leave at 1? No, we gotta get it clean by 2. Here's some Tylenol. You can go. There you go. We got hot releases coming up in a little bit. Look, it's breathing. It's 98 KUPD. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. Membership fee. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail time. Now, 911 in the morning sickness for these gloriously hot releases on time today. How about that? We can screw that up something fierce. It is brought to bear. [e-mail] you can get your new air conditioner ready to go for the winter time. That's right. You got to condition your air in the winter as well. It's not just a summer thing. Although you're going to need it for a little while longer. Summer ain't done yet. Even though it's fall as of yesterday, it's still hot out and still need that air cooking through your delightful home. And make sure it's still running and it's a good time to kind of monitor that. If it's not doing a great job now, it's not going to start off next year. Very good. If you've got an AC unit that's over 10 years old, you need to start thinking about replacing it. You can do that with three easy steps. New ac unit.com save thousands, save time. Buy online. New ac unit.com brings you these hot releases. And of course we'll start with you, Mr. Toledo. On the see if you can do it in your native tongue of English rather than that Japanese you picked up on your weekend in Tokyo. Study or John spent probably 13 of those 72 hours to and from and in the airport.

[Tripp]

All right, game wise we got Silent Hill F. It's the latest in the long running franchise zombie killing survival game.

[Brett Vesley]

Stop sugar coating it. That's just a bunch of body. Touch the crap and apologize. It's a whole room full of people. Parts on plates to mother. Apologize. Sell the grassroots bot. Oh this is live in. In the this current Tuesday morning sales meeting.

[Tripp]

Navigate twisted paths, soft complex puzzles and fend off against nightmarish monsters of the night.

[Brett Vesley]

Rather jealous. That's exactly how you describe one of our sales meetings too.

[Tripp]

Which is happening right now.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, that's right. I see. I don't know what's going on here. Sailor. Is that Sailor like is that the cracker Jack kid in Japan? What is that?

[Tripp]

Could be if you know that game Silent Hill. People have been playing it forever. It's the latest version of that. EA Sports FC 26 is out.

[Brett Vesley]

The only way to enjoy soccer. Yeah. Oh, it's a beautiful day. A great video game. Well, hopefully we actually see the game today. Derek and the. You know why? It's because the announcers are hilarious. Because they're British. It is the most funny.

[John Holmberg]

Get in there.

[Brett Vesley]

Well they have some Spanish stuff. It's not all. It's amazing. Well they have girls soccer too. The. Of course it makes the game worth watching.

[Tripp]

And WNBAs in NBA 2K.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, I know nobody plays that. I'd like to see the numbers on that. You know the computers keep up how many people actually click over. You know what you do. You'd get so good at it. You'd take like the links and put them up against NBA team, see if you could win. I wonder if they have dunks and I wonder if they're. They placate the ladies and in the video game they can dunk. I bet they can.

[Brady]

I bet you but they can.

[Brett Vesley]

They would never ever because they. Cuz in the NBA they never said oh that guy can't dunk. Everybody could dunk in the video game. Right? There wasn't a guy in the. And there's very few guys in the NBA who can't dunk. But like Jeff Hornacek was bad at it but he could still dunk in the video game.

[Brady]

That'd be a fun feature for the wnba.

[Brett Vesley]

I bet you. Well I mean talk about making it competitive and fun. Add dunks and talent. 360 quality play. Forget it. That would actually be. Imagine those are the criter. That's the criteria for a good sport event for me. I bet you they have a highlight of a girl dunking in 2k26 so far. It's just all the interest of the. Is this out now? 2k26. You can pre order it.

[Tripp]

You can pre order it but it's not out yet.

[Brett Vesley]

The sun's disappointing you on the video game. As well.

[Tripp]

Wimby.

[Brett Vesley]

James Harden over to Bogdan Bogdanovich. Seth Curry moving without the ball. Three. Bam.

[Brady]

Joker.

[Brett Vesley]

Joker. Yeah. Look at this. So, yeah, I want to. Where's the wood? NBA highlights. They're not selling this game with WNBA stuff. I thought those women were like well known household names of I'm waiting for the and. Yeah. Where is it? That's John Morant.

[Tripp]

Oh, they already got KD in a Rocket.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, yeah, he's in a Rockets uniform. It's not hard to do. Where's the. Where's the obvious where's. Where's what the people have been claiming clamoring for sga. SGA making his move. World champion. He's giving the alley oop. But oh, I know they have dunks in the NBA. That's for real. Where's the wnba? They don't even advertise that it's a feature. Well, because that's. That's 2K26. Is EA Sports NBA game out yet?

[Brady]

Imagine that. Woohoo. The Blur song. Going with set shots.

[Tripp]

Is ea.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, it is ea. Yeah. Yeah. Is it?

[Tripp]

Yeah, that's what it says.

[Brett Vesley]

All right.

[Tripp]

All right. So on Hulu, Billy started streaming last night is the Lowdown starring Ethan Hawke. This is getting some good buzz.

[Brett Vesley]

This is Lee Raybon. Lee Raybon. He'll write for any publications that'll humor his content conspiracies. You read my paper.

[Brady]

It's booty and bad guys.

[Brett Vesley]

He's rough around the edges. Yeah, you know I'm good. You want to drive? Now and again he gets in over his head.

[Brady]

Pain is only temporary.

[Brett Vesley]

Let me out. I'm out.

[Tripp]

Alice in Borderland Season three. That's right. We're already on season three. I didn't even know.

[Brett Vesley]

I didn't know there were two before that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

What's Alison Borderland.

[Tripp]

The survival action series Revealed Returns become the most watched Japanese Netflix title worldwide.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh yeah. Toledo went to a couple tapings when he was in Japan for his 72 hour stint. He got to meet the cast. That was when he wasn't helping the elderly around Tokyo immediately.

[Tripp]

Won't read subtitles no subtitles on this one for Netflix. House of Guinness is Out tells the story of how the Guinness brewery came about.

[Brett Vesley]

Dearly beloved. Were a lot of people murdered for the Guinness brewery Making it.

[Tripp]

Yeah, it's not a docu drama.

[Brett Vesley]

Peace and prosperity to the people of Dublin. I don't understand what's going on, but if Guinness came out of it here we go.

[Tripp]

Brady, this one's for you. Tulsa King, season three debuted this past.

[Brett Vesley]

He already started watching.

[Brady]

I saw it.

[Brett Vesley]

He was tired talking about it during the break. Pretty good. Pretty good stuff. 4 out of 5, Star Sly is a killer special agent show. Kevin Pollock. Taste it. If Brett can't watch a Sylvester Stallone thing, it's terrible. And you're out on this?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm out.

[Tripp]

I didn't mind it.

[John Holmberg]

I. I tried. It was just.

[Brett Vesley]

I watched us. I watched the first episode, and I'm like, this is garbage. And I just walked away from it. And everybody tries to tell me it's good, but I couldn't get past the first one. It just looked like bad acting the whole time. Like everything felt.

[Brady]

There's.

[Tripp]

There's some of that and that.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. I'm not interested.

[Brady]

You sure about this tail vehicle we've chosen?

[Brett Vesley]

Just saying. Totally invisible. That's true of all Taylor Sheridan shows.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

Is that. I feel like they're done by kids with camcorders. When Sandman, I couldn't sit through one more word of. If any of the female characters spoke. He doesn't write well for women.

[Tripp]

No.

[Brett Vesley]

And they're just. The lines are poorly delivered, and it was just awful. It was like a high school play.

[Tripp]

Let me see if I can pull this one up.

[Brett Vesley]

Just more Lamar losing. Could we have a whole video game or show just dedicated on when Lamar Jackson is sad?

[Tripp]

The big theatrical release this weekend is one battle after another.

[Brett Vesley]

New Leo movie. Great. This is the first movie I've, like, been interested in and excited about.

[Brady]

Bat an eyelash.

[Brett Vesley]

Good morning. There are no hands on the clock. Why? Because they're not needed. What time is it now?

[Brady]

You know, I don't.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't.

[John Holmberg]

I don't remember that part. All right, let's just not nitpick over the password.

[Brett Vesley]

This is Bob Ferguson. It looks great. I'm. What? Leo doesn't let you.

[John Holmberg]

What is it about?

[Brett Vesley]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Tripp]

Like, they're. They're like antifa. I mean, it's not actual antifa, but it's like that.

[Brett Vesley]

There we go. Here we go. Can it just be a movie without bringing Trump and the left? There we go. All right. He's got his daughter's lost. I forgot. I don't know. I saw something about it the other day, and just the clips. I'm like, okay, this isn't intriguing. Everything Leo does has pretty much got my attention. That dude doesn't swing and miss too often.

[Tripp]

Benicio Del Toro's in it.

[Brett Vesley]

Too. Yeah, that one's gonna be. What's it called?

[Tripp]

One battle after another.

[Brett Vesley]

Is that today?

[Tripp]

Friday.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay.

[Tripp]

In theaters.

[Brett Vesley]

In theaters. Oh, it's a theater.

[Tripp]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

That's a big theater release that actually may drag me to a theater. I haven't been to a theater in forever. No interest in going. This one might actually get me to a theater. All right. Is that it for you? That's it. All right, Brett, what do you got for music?

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off with Darkness and Friends.

[Brett Vesley]

Not the Darkness, by the way. Alice in Borderland, which Brett pooh poohed immediately for the subtitles. I'm getting a lot of people saying. And Bailey, who's our insane person that emails says highly recommended. Alice in Borderland is a better version of squid game with a good plot. I'm usually not down with Asian dubbed subtitles title two, but this one really is good. You don't have to listen in Japanese. They have a dub over like squid games. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

This is Darkness and Friends. This is Death Squad. And it's not the Darkness. You'll see.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, good. It's Darkness and Friends. Oops, my bad. Jeez. Are they in a pickleball court? Oh, my God. Guys are six John Oates with a skullet. Yes. Oh, my goodness. They're ancient. This is a look at. Look, they're breathing segment with guitars. Wow. So there you go. Wow. Darkness and Friends.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brett Vesley]

Is there anybody famous? 40 years of thrash. 40 years of thrash. Is the. Wow. Is that a famous. Anybody in that we know?

[John Holmberg]

I have no idea. This is Rage. Name of this tune is Freedom.

[Brett Vesley]

Not Rage against the Machine, just Rage. Smart of them.

[Brady]

Just half of the band.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, I know. Rage at all n. They were late 90s, I think. Okay. Great hair on that dude. No hair on that dude. You are inside from our words or infosame it is.

[John Holmberg]

I like the music Voice kills.

[Brett Vesley]

They had me until the guy sang. Yeah, he's horrible. But the band was great.

[John Holmberg]

How about new Doja Cat?

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, and this is Jealous type. Who's she singing with in this one?

[John Holmberg]

I don't think she's been anybody.

[Brett Vesley]

I think sometimes she. Oh, boy. Okay, we're about to see do just cans in this video. I can't be in the room. Something about her is just intriguing. She likes dudes with big noses too. When she looks good, she looks great.

[John Holmberg]

Pull it off in this video.

[Brett Vesley]

Sometimes she looks really good in this. Sometimes she looks crazy flexible. A catchy song too. The whole album out.

[John Holmberg]

Don't know this One's just the. This one just got released about a month ago. So probably another month.

[Brett Vesley]

This video is spectacular for promoting her. She looks raging. She looks really good in that Hol's morning sickness.

[John Holmberg]

Corrosion of Conformity are back. This is Fire and Water.

[Brett Vesley]

All right. I haven't heard from them in a long time. They're opening for the Grassroots up. Twin Arabs might go now. Grassroots looks at corrosion and conformity and says, you guys look horrible. Forgot to tell everybody. I forgot about this Creed from the Office. The real Creed, who played Creed. And that was kind of the joke in the show is that it's the actual guy. He was in hiding. Was in the Grassroots and made mention of it on the show a couple of times as well.

[John Holmberg]

Miley Cyrus.

[Brady]

Cyrus.

[John Holmberg]

With Lindsay Buckingham and Mick Fleetwood.

[Brett Vesley]

Wow. This is Secrets Redoing the Fleetwood Mac.

[Brady]

Were they in separate studios recording this?

[Brett Vesley]

Interesting. Sounds a little like old Stevie Nicks.

[John Holmberg]

That's why.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. Like sunlight in the shadow. Oh, her voice. I've never gotten the Miley Cyrus voice. I won. I can't listen to that. That's Maran Faithful's. She's lost me daughter. Did she ever have you?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

Did she?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

Miley did.

[Brady]

Party in the usa.

[Brett Vesley]

You like that one? See, that's where she lost me. You tolerate the Hannah Montana of stuff.

[John Holmberg]

But there's a new Mariah Carey. This is dangerous.

[Brett Vesley]

There's a lot of big names popping out today. I came in the door dripped in balency pop leather coat and some 9 inch fungies the crowd open up and I started to I need my space But I'm signing autographs and search hit the little girls in the pad of my nose Then came injury hating they don't know the mean I don't have time for the rigamarole Taking up my. Okay. I can't listen to that.

[John Holmberg]

I want something like that. I'll listen to Doja Cat.

[Brett Vesley]

Exactly. I want some old expired broad singing that stuff. I've hung out with him too much. I knew exactly the route he was on. Come Old broad gonna try to sex me up through a video. I got Doja Cat for that.

[John Holmberg]

Here's Dirty Honey. We played I can't remember the song we played by them. But this is their new one. Rocksteady.

[Brett Vesley]

I really like them when they came out too. Made a few. One was.

[Brady]

That cover was just covering the Whispers.

[Brett Vesley]

Rock Steady.

[John Holmberg]

No, this is Bad Company.

[Brett Vesley]

I don't know. The gap band. Every five years or so, everybody tries to do the 70s over again. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Who was that one? The one I couldn't start. The Led Zeppelin ripoff.

[Brett Vesley]

Greta van Fleet. But everybody goes back to the 70s stoner thing every four or five years, and they start getting excited about it. That sounds pretty good. Who did sing this?

[Brady]

I think it was bad. Cut.

[Brett Vesley]

Great song. They're. They're gonna be next week at Twinero, so they're gonna have those guys and then a Beethoven cover act. All right.

[John Holmberg]

Let's go to some AI people. Here's funk well soul version of don't you forget about me.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, this will be phenomenal. Oh, it's gonna be good. I can sense it. Won't you come see about me I'll be alone Dancing, you know it, baby Tell me your troubles and doubts House.

[John Holmberg]

It's great.

[Brett Vesley]

We've got to start embracing this as music. Think about it. You don't pay anybody. Awesome. Into your heart, baby don't you forget about me it works tons better than the original. And I love the original changes. Breakfast Club.

[John Holmberg]

It does.

[Brett Vesley]

That's phenomenal. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

And then we'll do our.

[Brett Vesley]

I love.

[John Holmberg]

We'll do our Country AI song.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay? Okay. Gloria Stitz. Eat me like it's the last Supper. Okay.

[John Holmberg]

There you go. We got to play this one for Dale, too.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, yeah. Gloria Sticks. You get it? Get on your knees, baby say grace and die Plates. Hot legs, why come and get fed? You talk in tongues I ride your head Mouth full of sin you begging for more don't stop till I'm shaking on the floor slick a spit on it Lips on mine facing deep like you're running out of time this ain't love this is gluttony Feast on me like you ain't gonna breathe. All right. That's beautiful. Thank you. Gloria Stitz, with that glorious song.

[John Holmberg]

And that brings.

[Brett Vesley]

That was actually very.

[John Holmberg]

Dale's gonna love that.

[Brett Vesley]

Was that. Is that Shaboozi? Who's the guy? The country guy? Is that who that is? That sounded kind of had that little rap vibe to it. All right.

[John Holmberg]

And we'll go to N word or F word, the game that is sweeping the nation today. We have Poison Clan.

[Brett Vesley]

This is Action. Was I still holding? I'm still holding, huh? I have no idea who Poison Clan is, man. Good luck. Song's called Action. Looking at the freeze frame of the video where Brett has it paused. I'm going to go ahead and say friendly. N word. Okay.

[Tripp]

I'm going F word.

[Brady]

Angry. N word.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Brett Vesley]

Poison Clan. It is A R boy putting a gun P. I want to see them JT Yeah. Check this out. Any event. And I mean your o run thing for your so coming at this. Then I tell the people I'm here. I remember me and this cat did a paper. Two young.

[Brady]

About the friendly.

[Brett Vesley]

Yes, I'm on a roll.

[Brady]

Is it friendly?

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, that was super friendly. He was walking down the street with two of his friends and they got mugged by other guys.

[Tripp]

By other unfriendly ones. Yeah, him and his friendly ones.

[Brett Vesley]

Me and 2.

[Tripp]

There's no Aman raw in there.

[Brett Vesley]

And he also just saw them as young men. He said these two young men were walking. He didn't know they were bad at first. Then he's like, oh. And then the word would change if you'd like to pull up the lyrics. But that was very clear. That's kind of a cool song.

[Brady]

It is. I want to hear more of it.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. Turned up with your windows down in your Kid in the car. This is where we started.

[Brady]

That's not true.

[Brett Vesley]

It did sound a little disappointed. I would like to hear more of that. Kirby in the vehicle.

[John Holmberg]

There's your lyrics.

[Brett Vesley]

That's a lot of. That's a lot more than I saw. That's. Yeah. About getting paper. Yeah. It's just. There's nothing unfriendly about it. Just a descriptive as. As almost saying the word gentleman. All right. Still replace. It says, I remember me and this cat did a caper. Two young gentlemen about getting paper. Yeah.

[Tripp]

They're just about getting paid.

[John Holmberg]

We touch a gentleman who had a big grip.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. We touch a gentleman who's had a big grip walking around with his. What does that say?

[Brady]

Walking around with five or six money clips.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. See, that's the guy. He had a big grip and they wanted to be more like him. So these gentlemen befriended another gentleman and they went out trying to get Benjamins. That's how that works. You're so strange. Toledo was in Japan for 72 hours and knew the entire elderly culture. I've seen boys in the hood. I get it. I have been. I've spent three days in Chicago. I picked it all up. Did you just absorb it? I'm like a sponge. Anyway. Yeah, it just replaced. That's what white should do. That's what Amanra Saint Brown should have said last night. I run this gentleman instead of his foul.

[John Holmberg]

Watch some more dojo while we're going.

[Brett Vesley]

Doja Cat looked fantastic. Oh, my God, she looks fantastic. A friend like you said she was. I would have been locked in, but I called you, man. Everybody. When you get a few minutes at work. YouTube jealous type by Doja Cat. The videos. She looks great. If this was the 80s, this would have been like the video everyone would have watched over and over. Young boys would have lost their minds. I'm losing it. Yes, she seems fun. That's kind of why I like Doja Cat. She can be annoying sometimes, but she kind of seems funny. Man, I'm gonna watch that video when I get home and then in the car and my office. There you go. Those are your hot releases. Brought to you by New AC unit dot com. That's all you got to do. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com. hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Brett Vesley]

I have heard enough of this to you. PD Holmberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Look at that. Trip comes back in the room and makes me remember how great today is. Forgot about that. You know what else is funny about that? Oh, yeah. Just a quick reminder. The reason I'm playing this again, it's funny. Tripp brings this up. I just got an email from. From a guy, brought back all my joy from last night in the Ravens, and it's true joy. Complete and true joy. I'm going to try to post the. The chorus. If you didn't know, the Ravens set a record last night by being a team who scored more points in three games.111, and have a losing record. Trip, isn't that great? They're terrible. God, I hate them. And then I. I forgot to mention last night, watching Derrick Henry after he fumbled again. I didn't know this, but the poor unemployed fans of the Ravens, which is all of them, they call themselves Flock Nation. So Derek Henry was in. I couldn't figure out what he was saying, but he's kept saying, gotta apologize to my team. Gotta apologize to Flock Nation. I'm like, what'd he say? I don't think you're allowed to say that, but I'd like to apologize to Flock Nation too, for being such a prosperous nation all around Baltimore while you guys struggle. The Wire is actually kind of like when you watch the show the Wire. That's almost like the good spots of Baltimore.

[Brady]

True hate Brady get crying Ozzy News.

[Brett Vesley]

I didn't see crying Oz.

[Brady]

They showed him.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, he's up. He's just not happy. Well, of course not. You see what's going on? It's great. Ozzy Newsom's a Brown. He can be a Raven. All he wants. He's got himself a GM thing. But I. He's a brown. Ah, Trip came back in. Did you have to do all the dancing and singing? I got so sick of that song. I'm like this song. Love it. Anyway, sorry. He reminded me how happy today actually is. It's 9:48. We got ourselves an entertainment drill in just moments. And then I'm gonna dance around the city for the whole day. It's 98 KUPD. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Brett Vesley]

I have heard enough of this to you. PD Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Pretty proud of you guys. Today. Survived the rapture seemingly unnoticed. That the entire event of the end of the world is.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not over yet. Yet, is it?

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah. But why would he say it starts today 24th?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay, but Brady, if it starts today and it hasn't started anywhere in the world.

[Brady]

Don't yell at me.

[Brett Vesley]

I'm just saying you keep defending the timeline.

[John Holmberg]

Did you call your brother in law over there and see if he's still around or what?

[Brady]

Haven't heard.

[Brett Vesley]

We'd have noticed. Like satellites would have probably picked up the fact that Europe and Africa are gone.

[John Holmberg]

You would think.

[Brett Vesley]

And right now it is six o'.

[Brady]

Clock.

[Brett Vesley]

And England and it's like. I mean it's tomorrow in Australia and they're still here. So I. This rapture thing that we get promised pretty much every year. And again, I blame pumpkin spice. Seems like once people start sucking that down, some weird odd predictions start happening. Nobody ever predicts the end of the world is going to be April. Ever. It's always September or October. Don't get it. Seems good though. If this is it. And Brady, this might be bad news for you if the rapture happened. Here you are. That's not so great. The company you keep. It's the company you keep. It's us. Where's he go? Oh, he got a call. It's time now for Brady to give you all the entertaining news he knows. We call this the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our friends [e-mail], the home of tactical Black. Now, if the end of the world came your way, would you know what to do? We were talking about fire alarms in your house. It's mandatory. The state requires it to put it into a house that you have to have. That and carbon monoxide. You know the odds of your house lighting on fire are next to zero but yet you still have it. Precaution, preparation. It's not paranoia. You'd never look up and go why do we have these fire alarms? We're so paranoid. That's what you do with self defense. You train yourself to be prepared. It's not paranoia to think that something goofy can happen to you. It's probably a low percentage but it's still a percentage. There's still a shot. You might as well just get better at doing you be better at yourself. That's what this is and you get in great shape while you do it. You learn the ins and outs of how good you are at something how bad you are at other things. That's another thing about the self defense classes. You kind of realize some of your weaknesses and what you need to avoid. So it's a beautiful thing to learn about yourself that way and get in great shape while you plus it's a blast. It's just so much fun. Reactdefense.com they've been at it for coming up on their 25th anniversary next year and they're great at it for a reason. They've got hundreds of years of experience in every room right there in Phoenix and in Glendale. So get on it. Reactdefense.com it's the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady]

Well Jimmy Kimmel is live back tonight. Sinclair Broadcasting is still gonna I haven't seen and there's no next Star has.

[Brett Vesley]

Hold on since that's been printed I've seen a couple other things that have said they are going to so I don't know how real that is. Yeah but that that came up yesterday but the most I've noticed recently is that Sinclair is still not quite a hundred percent across the board but they're leaning towards putting this on so we'll see if Kimmel gets the full support of both Sinclair and everything else. Sinclair leans a heavy right direction. They're the ones that are basically taking up with the square sec said and rolling forward. We'll see. It's interesting and Kimmel's going to have some huge numbers with or without these affiliates. It's the Internet the clicks that the affiliates are going to get a lot of play off the Jimmy Kimmel stuff and I would guess if they're smart business people that they would say we're not going to air it on our broadcast but you can check it out at blah blah blah.com yeah and you can see the full in the entirety after it airs that would be my guess. Because then they can still get money. Money. They're not that dumb.

[Brady]

I've got breaking news about the apocalypse. Oh yeah, My brother in law is in Ireland today. Left Switzerland.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay.

[Brady]

This morning. It's in Ireland. Nothing has happened.

[Brett Vesley]

Okay. Good goodness.

[Brady]

And then the trip that I was supposed to be on.

[Brett Vesley]

Right?

[Brady]

Germany. Those heard from those guys this morning.

[Brett Vesley]

Still around.

[Brady]

They're enjoying the Oktoberfest right now.

[Brett Vesley]

End of the world as per day predicted. Yeah. So to the people who gave away their earthly possessions. You morons.

[Brady]

Looking for a job now.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, dumb. Just dumb.

[Brady]

Ben Affleck's attempt to rekindle the flame with Jennifer Lopez fizzled. And now. And Jennifer Garner is engaged.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, he's losing all of his gents. What about Aniston?

[Brady]

He's sniffing around. And Armis.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, isn't that Tom Cruise's gal?

[Brady]

Yep. And. And TC's not having it.

[Brett Vesley]

Well, what's he gonna do about it? Get on a soapbox and try to punch him?

[Brady]

I just said, you know what? You gotta respect boundaries, bro.

[Brett Vesley]

Affleck would wipe the floors with Tom Cruise if it was a battle for anonymous. Physically, it isn't cool of Affleck to be, you know, peeing in somebody else's Cheerios.

[Brady]

But look, they ended friendly. We're still friends. Tom, Mel, Ben and Anna, when they were.

[Brett Vesley]

They were dating.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesley]

I didn't even know he already had that.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's why. Oh, that's why it caught his attention a little more. Because they had a previous relationship.

[Brett Vesley]

Did you ever watch her Dirty Marilyn Monroe?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesley]

It gets uncomfortable. She gets violated so often. Who? Hannah de Armas. Have you seen it? No, I haven't seen the Marilyn Monroe show that she did. It's. It's dirty. It's. Here's the thing, and I'm pretty much up for whatever. It's sort of to the point of being so sad that even the sex scenes are not sexy. Oh, really? And she's. She looks amazing, but it's just depressing. And they. They like rape her over and over. It's a lot. It's like the director was having fun with the fact that Anna said, sure, I'll take my clothes off anytime you say, go, go. And he said, go a lot better.

[Brady]

Whistle.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, it was her clothes just ripped off like the Velcro jumpsuits in an NBA game.

[Brady]

Mattel. The toy company has rolled out a new Barbie collectible Barbie Lamar.

[Brett Vesley]

Barbie LaBarbie.

[Brady]

Venus Williams.

[Brett Vesley]

Hey, that's a good one.

[Brady]

Yeah, she's a hero. 35 bucks.

[Brett Vesley]

Oh, they didn't give her Barbie hips, that's for sure. They kind of made her boxy. She's. Well, she got the thin legs, but.

[Brady]

Also is doing a GLP met. She's dropped some weight.

[Brett Vesley]

Yeah, but, I mean, this is extreme. All right. Yeah, she's a hero. She should. That's a good one. Yeah. That's an excellent role model, Barbie, if you're going for that. Nicely done. All right, that's it. Speaking of role models, we've got ours coming up here. Larry's coming in next, and he's got everything you could ever imagine for tickets and love. But you just have to give him all the praise he never got when he was a child. That's all Larry wants is your love. And he's willing to give it back in droves if you help. So Larry's gonna kick you off here in just a little while. Pay attention. You might win something sweet or just get the affections of a heck of a guy. Larry McFeely's next. You guys have a great Tuesday. I know I will. And we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Hello. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Brett Vesley]

I have heard enough of this.