09-25-25 - BR - THU - It's Natl One Hit Wonder Day - Survey Finds How Often We Make Angry Driving Moves - The Braless Run Happening In Denver

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – September 25, 2025

Episode Theme:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness bursts with energy and irreverence, focused mostly on National One Hit Wonder Day. The crew calls up a playful barrage of pop culture references, light-hearted mockery, and banter on music, odd news, and current surveys. They also riff on surprising facts (like the cost of using a turn signal), discuss a failed "rapture," explore aggressive driving behaviors, and feature an eyebrow-raising charity event, all with their trademark offbeat, sometimes edgy humor.

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Main Discussion Themes

1. National One Hit Wonder Day (00:57–04:49, 10:17–11:39)

• Immediate Reactions:
  • The hosts joyfully share the first "one hit wonder" songs that come to mind, ranging from Tommy Tutone’s “867-5309/Jenny” to Dexys Midnight Runners and Katrina and the Waves' “Walking on Sunshine.”
  • John Holmberg remarks:

    “Aha, a close second would take on Me.” (01:29)

• Broader Reflections:
  • The team bounces between classics and 90s/2000s hits, debating what qualifies as a one hit wonder (e.g., Jerry Rafferty's “Baker Street” and Modern English).
  • Modern examples like Carly Rae Jepsen (“Call Me Maybe”) are discussed, with speculation on why some artists vanish after a giant song (“I thought she was gonna be a superstar and she just died on a vine.” – John, 03:10).
  • Notable, playful quote:

    "Majority of artists are one hit wonders. And this wasn’t a hit. That doesn’t count. Hate that song." (John, 04:09)

• Tangent: Music Fandom & Trivia:
  • The group chimes in with additional '90s and swing-era examples (Mambo No.5, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, Mighty Mighty Bosstones).
  • Amusing confusion around artists’ longevity and success, especially for foreign acts with niche U.S. presence.

2. Fun, Odd, and Surprising Facts (04:49–06:28)

• Brady delivers "factoids," prompting laughter and quick commentary:
  • An octopus has six arms and two legs—not eight arms as widely believed.

    “It’s Brady’s dream body.” (John, 05:02)

  • Using your turn signals costs roughly 21–29 cents per year in energy/fuel.

    “Who are these people saving a quarter?” (paraphrased banter, 05:34)

• Stats about country heights (tallest: Netherlands; shortest: Indonesia).

3. Rapture (or Lack Thereof) & Religious Jokes (06:28–09:05, 21:27–24:18)

• The team gleefully skewers recent Rapture predictions:
  • Mocking the idea that God would be delayed by lack of credentials or Epstein file security (06:50–07:14).
  • Survey results: 46% of Americans believe they would ascend to Heaven if the rapture occurred.

    "You're wrong." (John, bluntly, 07:56)

  • Holmberg's pointed monologue about religious self-delusion and last-minute repentance:

    “Almost all of you, if you're going by the book, are getting left behind.” (07:59)

  • Continued throughout the show with tongue-in-cheek quizzes about which colleagues would be raptured.

4. Aggressive Driving Survey & Road Rage (09:19–10:17)

• AAA found 96% of American drivers admitted to at least one aggressive act in the past year.
• The crew skeptically jokes:

  “Who are the 4% who drive? Who are the 4% who lie and say it never happens, never done it, not in a whole year?” (John, 09:39)

• Behaviors listed: running red lights, speeding, tailgating, honking, etc.

5. Bizarre News Briefs (11:39–13:27)

• Story of a Massachusetts man caught at Target; swallows powder-filled sandwich bags (cocaine, fentanyl) while fleeing police.

  “He's gonna see everything and nothing at the same time.” (John, 12:13)

• Casual, abrupt transitions add to the dry, dark comedic tone.

6. The Denver Braless Run (13:14–14:48)

• The hosts riff on an upcoming Denver event where runners go braless to raise money for breast cancer charity.
  • Expected participants stereotyped: “This is just a Colorado liberal hippie granola, smoking, yoga people.” (John, 14:18)
  • Event humor contrasted with the cause:

    “If it’s for a good cause, but I’m still not… You think of a braless run, you’re like, ooh. And then you see who actually signs up.” (John, 14:40)

7. Radio Videos & Shock Content (15:56–22:05)

• "The Brown Trout of India" — Mocked as “just a turd.” (John, 16:41)
• Yoga Video Segment — Showcasing a pose titled "Bleeding Heart"; leads to some anatomical speculation and laughter.
  • “Her butt cheeks are in good shape... Is that her vulva or is there a B hole? Something’s pulsating…” (John, 18:09)
• Escalating Shock Videos — Including staged high school/teen sex, a woman kicking a naked man, and a parody religious sex clip.

  “And as a parent, you must admit that.” (John, on teenage risky behavior at dances, 19:45)

8. Recurring Jokes & Running Commentary (Throughout)

• Teasing between the hosts, particularly about Brady’s interest in animal and scatological stories.
• Ongoing banter questioning each other's religiosity, bad habits, and odd fascinations.
• Self-aware humor about the show's raunchy or “edgy” content.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “Majority of artists are one hit wonders. Don’t… Why? And this wasn’t a hit. That doesn’t count. Hate that song.” — John (04:09)
• “Almost all of you, if you’re going by the book, are getting left behind.” — John (07:59)
• “Who are the 4% who drive?...Who are the 4% who lie and say it never happens, never done it, not in a whole year?” — John (09:39)
• “He’s gonna see everything and nothing at the same time.” — John, on the criminal swallowing drugs (12:13)
• “This is just a Colorado liberal hippie granola, smoking, yoga people.” — John, on the Denver braless run (14:18)
• “Her butt cheeks are in good shape. So they’re curved, right? And her butthole is… Is that her vulva or is there a B hole? Something’s pulsating…” — John, on a yoga video (18:09)
• “That was homecoming in, like, nine of the rooms. Kirby. I’m not saying was part of it, but that happened 10, 12 times at the dance that Kirby was at on Saturday.” — John, on teen party stories (19:37)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:57–04:49: One Hit Wonder banter and trivia
• 04:49–06:28: Fun facts (octopus limbs, turn signal cost, country heights)
• 06:28–09:05: Rapture jokes and survey data
• 09:19–10:17: Road rage and aggressive driving survey
• 13:14–14:48: Denver Braless Run segment
• 15:56–22:05: Radio video reviews and escalating shock humor

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Conclusion

This episode is classic Holmberg’s Morning Sickness: topical, fast-moving, irreverent, and gleefully off-color. Whether riffing on pop culture, poking fun at public surveys, or teasing each other about tastes and taboos, the banter keeps things lively for listeners who don’t mind their humor salty. The episode expertly blends nostalgia (music memories), surprise (odd news/facts), and crassness—distinctly in the show’s signature style.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

Happy National Comic Book Day and National One Hit Wonder Day.

[B]

Oh, first one hit Wonder that comes to mind. I have a weird one. Do you have one first one? Yeah, but just boom. First one.

[A]

Tommy two Tone.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Nice. That's yours too. That's impossible.

[C]

No, mine was Dexie Midnight.

[B]

Mine's Katrina and the Waves. Walking on Sunshine. Don't know why, but every time someone says One hit Wonder that happens. Aha. A close second would take on Me.

[A]

Massive Seagulls comes up. But they kind of had two, I guess Age Love song. But you know.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. There's not. And then like Modern Day. One hit like Return of the Mac. Mark Morrison. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Butterfly.

[B]

And that was. Who's saying that was the name of that crazy town. Crazy town. That's right.

[C]

Stuck in the middle with you.

[A]

Steelers.

[C]

Wheelers. Steelers.

[B]

Wheel. That was only one hit.

[A]

And Jerry Referee took off into his.

[B]

That's who it is. Okay, that's double hit. Does that count? Because Jerry Rafferty had a couple of pops.

[C]

Baker Street. I'm Too sexy in a Big country by Big country. Yep. Somebody that I used to know the ones.

[B]

Yeah. There is a Gaultier. And I thought Gaultier was going to be huge after that.

[C]

She's so high.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Barely breathing.

[B]

There's the other one. Edwin McCain. Albie. That was a huge hit. Paula Cole.

[A]

You guys played a bunch.

[B]

Oh, my God. The zone was just nothing but one hit wonders. Cowboy mouth. That wasn't a hit.

[C]

Paula Cole had a cowboy song.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Where all the Cowboys Are so.

[C]

How bizarre.

[B]

How bizarre. I hated that song.

[C]

My Sharona Ice Cream Paint Job.

[B]

Yeah, that was a good one. I like that.

[A]

Call Me maybe.

[B]

Oh, man.

[C]

Tub thumping.

[B]

Did she not have any more hits after the Call Me maybe. Is it Carly Rae Jepsen? Who's the other one that put your records on to my favorite song? Go ahead.

[D]

Keep your hair down.

[B]

I thought she was gonna be a superstar and she just died on a vine.

[A]

Obviously. Rebecca Black. I mean.

[B]

Wow. That's not true. Rebecca Black. That a was a goof. And she has just killed it in the dance. Right.

[A]

But not hit wise. She hasn't.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But in her genre. Yeah. If she was going for songs that, you know, were popular. But she's done great in that. I don't know if it's EDM or if she just does club music. She's killing it.

[C]

We say too shy.

[B]

Hush, hush.

[A]

How about Tangerine Speedo?

[B]

No, stop it. Don't. Did you. No, no, no. Okay, good. You son of a. All right. That gets to be a fun thing when you're like, there's a good one. There's a good one there. There's. Majority of artists are one hit wonders. Don't. Why? And this wasn't a hit. That doesn't count. Hate that song. Silver Chair has won more Aria awards in Australia than any other band ever. They are one. They are the U2 of Australia.

[C]

But over here.

[B]

Yeah, I guess it counts. I. I don't really count a one hit wonder as anything. I mean, if it didn't pop here or whatever. But those guys. And they had two songs. They had an Anna song and it wasn't a huge hit, but they had the other one. Silver Chair. Daniel Johns has written who's the Songwriter of the Year? Like six years in a row in.

[A]

Australia about Meredith Brooks. She only had.

[B]

Right. Yep. That's a good one. Yeah. Alana Miles. It was hers.

[E]

Black Velvet.

[B]

Velvet. Great song.

[C]

An octopus doesn't have eight arms. It has six arms and two legs. Two of its limbs work like legs to help it move while the other six grab the food. Other six arms.

[B]

It's Brady's dream body.

[E]

It costs well with two kidneys.

[B]

Well, that's a leader. With a jam.

[C]

It costs you approximately 21 to 29 cents every year to use your turn signals based on the amount of energy they use.

[B]

Wait to say it again.

[C]

Cost you between 21 and 29 cents every year to use your turn signals.

[A]

And not some of these out there.

[B]

Hold on.

[E]

No, they're saving it. Yeah, they're saving that money cheap.

[B]

29 cents a year to. Yeah, because the battery goes dead based.

[C]

On the amount of energy the they use and the tiny amount of gas that it takes.

[B]

No kidding.

[A]

Not nice. Mesa.

[E]

Nope.

[A]

Those old guns.

[E]

Blue hairs. Nope.

[B]

Yeah, I'm going around the world.

[C]

Yeah, that's two bucks a year going around the world.

[A]

To the left.

[C]

The tallest men in the world are in the Netherlands. Their average height is just over 6ft. The shortest, Indonesia, with an average height of 5 foot 2.

[B]

Wouldn't make it. Sorry. If you're 5 foot 2 inch man.

[E]

Texters are asking if Colby Calais is the girl you're thinking of.

[B]

I don't think so. I don't think that's.

[E]

I don't know either.

[B]

I don't. Three. She had three. Three word name. I can't remember.

[C]

The Rapture didn't happen.

[B]

I know. We noticed that.

[C]

Thanks.

[B]

And breaking news. Or it did, just in.

[C]

But there's reasons why didn't happen because.

[B]

It'S all a bunch.

[C]

Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until the Epstein files are.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's probably true. Stop it.

[A]

He can open them himself.

[B]

Yeah. Why wouldn't God just reveal. Yeah, we have to. God can't get to that. He's holding off the Rapture until somebody does. What?

[A]

He doesn't have security clearance or what?

[B]

Sorry, God, we can't let you in. You don't have the proper credentials. No opening of the Epstein files for God if he comes back. I was gonna come back, but I don't have the. There's new key cards that I didn't ever. I didn't anticipate that.

[C]

I want to know the number that. Of people that quit their job and sold their cars.

[B]

I love it. And are they knocking on doors trying to get that stuff back.

[E]

So can you imagine that on Craigslist?

[B]

No. Hey, no. It's mine now.

[C]

So can we make a deal?

[B]

Mr. President, God's at the door. Does he want the Epstein files again? Tell him no. Tell that guy to go get. I'm tired of it.

[C]

So YouGov surveyed 4,000 US adults and asked them the question, if the Rapture were to occur tonight, do you think you'd be more likely to ascend to heaven or to be left behind?

[B]

Left behind.

[C]

46% believe they ascend to heaven.

[B]

You're wrong.

[C]

18% said left behind.

[B]

Me, 36% don't care. Not sure almost all of you, if you're going by the book, are getting left behind. If you didn't get that last minute apology and whatever you were thinking about on your drive to work when the North Korean thought police known as your God know that you were looking at that girl's cans and thought, man, I'd her if she gave me the chance and you didn't get to go to a priest and apologize, you're probably not gonna make it.

[C]

Someone pointed out that the rapture could have happened and you're that 46% that think you'd ascend and you didn't.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

In the last two days it's been.

[B]

Going on well, so what's the point? If the rat make the cut? Brady, if the rapture happened and no one noticed, is it a thing?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

If a rapture fell in the forest and no one went to heaven, did it happen?

[C]

Yeah, because we haven't heard any close piles. I came home and there's.

[B]

Because. Why? Brady, my husband was gone.

[C]

There's just his outfit.

[B]

Because life isn't a Casper cartoon. Stuff like that doesn't happen. You're not going to find a pile of clothes at your house someday and be grateful. That's called laundry day and somebody's being a pig at the house, leaving their clothes laying around.

[C]

According to a survey from aaa.

[B]

By the way, Corinne Bailey Ray is who I was thinking of finally. Thank you. She's like that record sign. Evidently she's huge in jazz and soul stuff now.

[C]

So the survey from AAA. 96% of American drivers admit to performing at least one aggressive driving behavior in the past year.

[B]

1:1. I would have.

[C]

96%. That's.

[B]

I thought, honestly, a day was what was going to come out of your mouth in a year.

[A]

Drive.

[B]

Who are the 4% who drive? Yeah, exactly. Who are the 4% who lie and say it never happens, Never done it, not in a whole year.

[C]

Stuff they admitted to, like running red lights, speeding, tailgating, honking and cutting off other vehicles. Do it all.

[B]

I've had. Yeah, Check, check, check. Seven or eight in the last couple days. Wow. Well, no, I just scream at cars that aren't doing it right. The guy that was crossing in front of me.

[C]

The study found that people over 60 and people with household incomes of a hundred thousand dollars or more are most likely to drive aggressively.

[B]

Yeah. By the way, great one hit wonder just popped in. Wishing well. Terence Trent Darby. Great song.

[E]

Or whatever his name is.

[A]

He had that other one though, too.

[B]

He did have a Second song. You're right. And it was actually a pretty cool song. Sign your name.

[A]

Yeah. Sign your name. Was it?

[C]

Yeah, that's it.

[B]

Mambo number five, Lou Vega. The one hit wonders are flying out.

[E]

Cherry Popping Daddies.

[B]

Okay, well, try to keep the one hit wonders good.

[E]

Squirrel Nut Zippers, I guess, going on that period.

[C]

Yeah. Mighty Mighty Boss Stones had one hit.

[B]

But whenever we're talking about the swing era that lasted 18 minutes.

[E]

Some train.

[B]

What?

[A]

Some trend for you.

[B]

Oh, you got it. To Sign my Name.

[E]

This was a great album.

[B]

It's a woman now.

[A]

Yeah. Sonata or something like that. Like you put in Terence Trent Darby, and it comes up, that thing, the other name.

[B]

He's done some work. He's transitioned his Wikipedia page, for God's sakes. You can't even search Terence Trent anymore without. And I don't know if Terrence Trent is considered dead now.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

But Sonata Banata is. No, Terence Trent Darby. It's hard to. It's hard to follow anymore.

[C]

Got a guy just located outside. Just outside of Boston, Massachusetts, at a Target. He was walking out with $150 of stolen goods. They went after him, he ran. Police caught up with him too long, and then they. When they caught up with him, as they're approaching him, he was swallowing a sandwich bag full of white powder and then another sandwich bag full of blue powder, cocaine and fentanyl.

[E]

So he swallowed both pills.

[C]

He's trying. Yeah.

[B]

He's gonna see everything and nothing at the same time.

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[B]

Is he dead?

[C]

Nope. He didn't get him down in time. They pull him out. Tevin Haywood was the guy's name. He's facing multiple charges. And I got a fun event for you if you want to go to Denver, Colorado on October 5th.

[B]

Okay. Good transition. Really good.

[E]

Right out of that drugstore.

[D]

Guy's dead, probably. Hey, I've got a fun thing you folks want to try and. You're in Denver this weekend.

[C]

He's not dead. He's going to jail.

[D]

Yeah, but you could step over Trevian's body and go up to the Rockies and enjoy the next Story.

[C]

The braless run in Denver is happening October 5th.

[B]

Oh, hippies will show up to that. That sounds like a good idea.

[C]

Local breweries are hosting their first annual Bra Free run.

[B]

Liberal hippie run is what this is. They do it every day in Denver. It's gross.

[E]

Say two local pubs.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, it's gross. And you'll get a. A free drink when you sign up. It's $20 fee.

[E]

One of the pubs, Title 9.

[C]

No, none of the pre race drink. An emporium brewery. Then you have a yoga warm up and they call it the TT Trot.

[B]

Ew.

[C]

No, it's not. It's the T word.

[B]

Oh, I see. Oh, I thought you. Yeah, I thought you did something childish and gross.

[A]

It's just sloppy.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, it's just a Colorado liberal hippie granola, smoking, yoga people. Yeah. No.

[C]

Well, the stinks fundraising events. All the proceeds will go towards Polite Tumor, which supports young adults ages between 18 and 39 in Colorado who are diagnosed with breast cancer.

[E]

Polite Tumor.

[C]

Polite.

[B]

Well, if it's for a good cause, but I'm still not. You know, you think of a braless run, you're like, ooh. And then you see who actually signs up. It's.

[C]

I'm sure they'll have pixelated pictures.

[A]

That's like, we've talked about like those nudist cruises and all that kind of stuff.

[B]

But it's different when hippie flapjacks are out rather than old ladies. Like, these are young ladies who's let their breasts sink. Bras are great because they make. They mask a lot of that sloppiness that happens. Some of you ladies look like you've got empty water balloons and stuff, or wet socks hanging off your shoulders.

[E]

You angered our one Terence Trent Darby fan.

[B]

No, Terence Trent Darby now Samandra Maitreya has not transitioned genders. He's just changed his name to reflect the profound spiritual psychological rebirth which is described as the dying of his former identity to be replaced in a new spirit of consciousness. He explained them. It's still gay. After intense pain, I meditated and got a new name. It sounds. You know what it is? It's you're crazy. Yeah. You're either that or you're crisis. You're running from the law or you're crazy when you've got to just erase yourself from yourself. Nobody else was mad at Terence Trent Darby. Go. I just wish he'd go away and become something else. He did that.

[C]

Got two quick radio videos. The first one for you, John. It's the Brown Trout of India.

[B]

Oh, look at that turd floating in their drinking water. Look at that massive log. And they're filming it because they're taken aback by itself. Incredible. Gigantic.

[A]

Why are we watching this?

[B]

Cuz Brady's here.

[C]

Jeez.

[E]

He loves dookie.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. Yes, really.

[E]

All the poo that you show.

[B]

But it's not just the floating poo. Come on.

[E]

Show's activity with his poo.

[B]

I'm with you.

[E]

Can you class it up a little bit, please?

[C]

That is a free poo.

[B]

That is. Right? And it's like taking a picture of a toilet full of poop. It's disgusting.

[C]

That's why I.

[B]

But if someone was swimming it or something, Brett would show that. You just showed a turd. That's all you did. You just showed a turd.

[C]

Nazis.

[B]

Yeah, we are kind of. It has to be entertaining, at least. Can't just be a floating turd. No, it's.

[C]

No, it's not.

[E]

You know it's not.

[B]

It's like taking a picture of your dog crap in the backyard chain.

[C]

Supposed to be disgusting.

[B]

We. Have you met Bretton. You see what he's. He's got people eating it. You just showed a turd. Just call it what it is. Jimmy Kimmel. You take ownership of it.

[E]

That's as edgy as you get. I got scared.

[D]

Picture of a turd. No people knew near it. Nobody's even close to getting sick or anything. Turds floating. It's like Kirby's toilet. He never flushes either.

[E]

Look at that pipe snake.

[B]

I told you not to bring it up again, man. Come on. Sorry. Curves.

[D]

You gotta hit that button.

[C]

The last one's a quality yoga pose.

[B]

Okay, that's pretty.

[C]

It's called the Bleeding Heart.

[B]

Okay, so she's. Oh, God. This is somebody up, like, on their back, up on their shoulders with their butt straight up in the air. And their yoga pants are in between their butt cheeks. And she's making her butt.

[C]

That's impressive.

[B]

I like that it's made a heart because she's wearing. Her butt cheeks are in good shape. So they're curved. Right? And her butthole is.

[A]

What are you saying? She got a crank up there?

[B]

No, I'm saying it looks right. Her vulva. Is that her vulva or is there a B hole? Something's pulsating in her tight yoga pants. She looks to be in great shape.

[C]

That was before she laid the turd in that river.

[B]

Okay, he's gonna. He's gonna grandstand on it now. He's digging his heels in on this terrible video.

[C]

Brett, what do you got?

[B]

I'll take care of this. What's the matter with you? And then you hire yourself. All right. No, I've got. Somebody's in charge of that. And please let a professional enter. Brett, what do you got?

[A]

How about some Gilbert Goonery for us?

[B]

Oh, the talents. Oh, God. Didn't we. Oh, my. Something like this. There's a young teen boy having doggy style relations with a very cute blonde girl. And behind the young teen boy is another young teen boy just pounding the life out of his friends Kaden and Braden. Man, that did look very Gilbert, too. Their little swoopy blonde hair. And show me that again.

[A]

And all the.

[B]

Oh, man, look at them. Look at how excited the third guy is in the Human Centipede. And the girl's loving it like she's got two friends. And man, if it wasn't for that guy, my eyes hurt. Your teens. And you know what's the best thing, Brady? Is like parents. Like, mom.

[D]

Mine's not interested in it.

[B]

That's what's going on with all these parents. The other kids do it. My kid's really good. That was homecoming in, like, nine of the rooms. Kirby. I'm not saying was part of it, but that happened 10, 12 times at the dance that Kirby was at on Saturday.

[C]

No way.

[B]

Yes, it did. Why don't you want to believe that teenagers are gross? You can't. And they turn into this. Here's adults doing weird stuff. There's a woman in the corner of a white room about to jump a naked man. Oh, she kicks him from behind. I thought she was gonna. She was gonna jump over him. Instead, she just runs up behind him and kicks him square and his exposed testicles. Oh, here's another angle from another part of the room. She's gonna do it again, this time with the left foot. Brandon. Aubrey. Got him dead center. It's all slow mo. And that was going on at Kirby's place, too. BR High school dances are filled with dirty, dirty things. And as a parent, you must admit that.

[A]

Now we know the rapture didn't happen because this video appeared.

[B]

Okay, put your seatbelt on. Oh, boy. Hear me.

[F]

Pardon me, Father, for I have sinned.

[B]

Starts with a movie clip. Oh, there's a. There's a priest and a nun. And the nun is performing the holy sacrament on priests. Oh, geez. There's a. There's a priest being an ugly nun.

[E]

That's the wrong exclamation. I should say.

[B]

It'S the pontiff and the ugliest nun I've ever seen. And that's saying something. And she seems to be enjoying the work of the Lord here.

[A]

Gross.

[B]

Didn't care if they're nuns and priests. I don't want to see these two doing it anyway. Are they in a church? It's got a. Oh man. Now that they finish.

[E]

Are they speaking Latin? Oh no.

[B]

It's funny cuz Brady never gets upset with those things. But that one clearly was like. You didn't like that? I could see it on your face.

[C]

Not my hot category.

[B]

No, it's not hot.

[A]

I mean it's no poo, flowing, floating.

[B]

In the river, but no, that's.

[C]

There's nothing entertaining about that.

[B]

Kind of awesome. How'd you get the other nuns to walk by? That was my favorite part of the video is that other nuns got some stuff to do and they had to walk past that. That also happened at the homecoming dance. There was a lot of bad things.

[C]

A lot of activities going on there.

[B]

Every parent. Oh, my kid doesn't like. Like they don't like going out on dates or they're not sexual and they don't drink and do drugs. And then these videos come up like, oh, how come I keep seeing this? Then? These homecoming kids, these 18 year olds that are just pounding away on each other. Freaky sex free generation that they don't even have like a barrier of it happening. Oh yeah.

[E]

Another texter says, guys, the rapture could have happened. 90% of places make you wait 24 to 48 hours before reporting a missing person.

[B]

Yeah, but if there was like a rash of them, there'd be more money. We know somebody would say like, we're.

[A]

Not really recording it.

[B]

The whole building.

[D]

He ain't going.

[B]

Come on. I don't think I know anybody that would. That would go. I don't.

[A]

What about stubbings? Aren't they really religious?

[B]

No, not at. No, not even close. No. Mark's, you know, goes to church and stuff, but that's just to say he's sorry.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[E]

Yeah, I can't, I can't.

[B]

I don't know a single person that's.

[E]

And my hood's full of Mormons, but I don't know him.

[A]

Brady be the closest. I think that I know.

[B]

He's not even close. I mean, he's the closest comment alone. Yeah, even just like in the glove section. The turd video. The turd video.

[E]

And the turd video.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

That would be on your greatest hits.

[C]

That was a shame.

[B]

You were making fun of Indian people you were judging.

[E]

You touched a Jewish woman.

[B]

Yeah. You manhandled a Jewish woman on Saturday, man. Gluttony might have been a problem throughout your life.

[C]

I didn't realize what I was saying.

[B]

I didn't see. There they go. He's doing his apology. But if. Here we go. Jimmy, if it were to happen that you didn't get your apology and you're staying with us. I don't. I don't know anybody who's going. This whole building stays. Not a one. There's people who think they're going, but they're.

[C]

You don't think Scott the pot has a shot?

[B]

No.

[E]

No.

[B]

Nope. The stuff. No, the stuff he thinks keeps him out, anyway. All right.

[E]

You can't think.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

I'm good.

[B]

Oh, he's out. All right. Good. There you go. That's. That's good. That's nothing. All right, that's enough.

[A]

We'll just play.

[E]

Oh, that's four.

[B]

Yeah. Just got ours out. He's fine. Come on.

[C]

He's still mesmerized.

[B]

He's got the turd on his brain. There you go. That's it. There goes your Brady report. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.