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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Full Show Summary

Podcast: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona
Episode: 10-02-25 – FULL SHOW – THURSDAY
Date: October 2, 2025
Host: John Holmberg, with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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Overview

This Thursday episode of Arizona’s top morning radio show mixes irreverent humor, cultural commentary, wild tangents, sports talk, and a lot of banter. John Holmberg leads the discussion with his regulars, riffing on celebrity gossip (including a deep dive into the Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman divorce), social trends (like generational trauma and non-binary identity), listener emails—including a feud with an especially angry correspondent—and plenty of sports, especially NFL chat with special segment guest Dale Hellestrae (Dallas Cowboys).

The episode’s tone is playful and brash, frequently poking fun at everything from Botox trends to pop culture, and even their own listeners.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Team Catch-up & Morning Banter

[00:00–02:00]

• Bret returns after a family emergency, with jokes about his replaceability.
• The crew jokes about Brady’s tendency to make less sense as the show goes on, particularly after 10:00 a.m.

Notable Quote:

• “Brady just goes for his 10 o’clock talk. And you’re like none of this is adding up. I think people would pay a good amount of money to watch that in person.” – Holmberg [01:50]

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2. Celebrity Gossip: Tony Romo and Plastic Surgery

[03:07–07:13]

• Extended riff on Tony Romo’s changing face—speculating about Botox, fillers, makeup, possible illness, and the broader experience of aging in the public eye.
• Holmberg admits to trying Botox and fillers himself—describes minor benefits, jokes about not caring if it made things worse.

Notable Quotes:

• “Everybody should try a little bit of Botox. It’s kind of fun...Highly recommend Botox. It’s great. It’s fun. Don’t overdo it. Maybe once, twice a year, if you decide to.” – Holmberg [07:15]
• “That isn’t Botox. That is—he’s on something that’s making...He doesn’t look healthy either. Like, his eyeballs look funny.” – Holmberg [05:58]

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3. AI, Movies & Social Commentary

[10:00–11:15]

• Jokes about Chinese AI censoring Brokeback Mountain. Musings on issues of cultural censorship, sexuality on screen, and celebrity double standards.

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4. Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman Divorce & Gender Double Standards

[11:12–25:33 & Throughout]

• Holmberg obsessively unpacks the Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman breakup, highlighting Urban’s new on-stage chemistry with younger tourmate Maggie Baugh.
• Discusses the implications of Urban being 57 and Baugh 24—predicts fan backlash, jokes about men being weak and the perils of sending one’s spouse on tour with a younger, attractive admirer.

Notable Quotes:

• “Keith Urban, you’re about to become the world’s most hated man by women because Maggie was born in the year 2000.” – Holmberg [13:05]
• “You cannot leave people like this alone for an entire summer or year and expect them to come back without some... Like, that’s—look, it’s like, going on there.” – Holmberg [15:27]
• “Men are weak.” – Holmberg [17:08]

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5. Celebrity Relationships: Comparison to Bill Belichick, Garth Brooks, Tiger Woods

[22:43–31:30]

• More riffs on famous men dating much-younger women, and the fury it elicits from female fans.
• Makes explanatory analogies: Ben Affleck and the hot nanny, Tiger Woods’ downfall while trying to “be normal.”

Notable Quote:

• “The problem is they try to make them like yours. They’re just not. They try to be humans. They’re not. You’ve entered a different avenue of non-human behavior.” – Holmberg [36:39]

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6. Listener Emails: Heated Exchanges and Fandom

[42:00–48:28; 53:43–61:07]

• Holmberg reads and reacts to listener emails.
• Notable: “Ernie,” a persistent, hostile listener who believes Holmberg to be a “gay communist Trump lover”; Holmberg responds in kind, treating it as both annoyance and comedy.
• Reflection on how being abrasive toward management explains why “they don’t like me anymore.”

Notable Quotes:

• “I’m a gay communist Trump lover. Trump lover. And I’m ruining the country.” – Angry Listener’s message [54:33]
• “All the emails are like, since you block me, you pussy and you this, that and your homosexuality and you’re a communist Trump lover. And I’m like, I don’t know if that’s even—I want to try that someday. I think I’d split in half.” – Holmberg [54:55]

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7. Policing and Social Justice Riffs

[62:48–72:21]

• Plays audio of a DUI stop with a non-binary and “generational trauma” claim. Crew reacts with exasperation, comic frustration, and political incorrectness.
• Leads to a riff on cops’ patience, modern challenges, and Holmberg fantasizes about over-using a taser if he were a cop.

Notable Quotes:

• “My taser would be deployed constantly in moments like this.” – Holmberg [62:11]
• “You triggered me. Yeah, I’m triggered as well.” – Holmberg [64:57]
• “If you get tased by, by a police officer, probably your fault. Like 99% of the time...” – Holmberg [69:56]

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8. Single Motherhood, Dad Roles & Modern Parenting

[72:21–80:40]

• Extended and politically-incorrect theorizing on why “too many feelings” and “generational trauma” are a product of single-mother homes.
• Jokes about the balance of coddling (mothers) and tough love (fathers).

Quote:

• “We need dads in the world. I hated that I said that years ago. I’ve been saying it forever … It’s a fact dads have to hang around.” – Holmberg [72:56]

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9. Fact-Checking, Show Banter and Audience Interactions

[104:26–111:48]

• Example of in-show corrections: Brady says a high-schooler impostor was 24, but it’s found out he was 22; playful arguing and “fact-checking” ensue.

Quote:

• “I got a nine and a ace and the dealer’s show and a five. Hit me.” – Holmberg, on sticking by a wrong claim [106:51]

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10. Sports: Deep-Dive & Holmberg Sportscast Segment

[147:07–166:53]

• Dale Hellestrae joins; heated sports talk, betting, NFL overtime rules, Marvin Harrison Jr.’s reputation, wide receiver "diva" culture, and offensive linemen's rare criminality.
• Riff on the “Holmberg Sportscast” and Dale’s permanent guest status.

Quotes:

• “Ties are stupid and I’ll go with you on that one...” – Dale Hellestrae [157:04]
• “How have wide receivers become divas? They’re the only players on the football field who need all 10 other guys to do their job for them to have an opportunity...” – Dale [165:12]

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11. Entertainment News & Bizarre Celebrity Health Trends

[182:12–185:53]

• Rundown of weird celebrities’ wellness hacks: Tom Brady’s water for sunburn, Kourtney Kardashian’s “drink semen for fertility,” Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop vaginal eggs, and more.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/Timestamps)

• “Brady, just goes for his 10 o’clock talk. … None of this is adding up.” – Holmberg [01:50]
• “I’ll tell you this. Heath Ledger is Marlon Brando in this thing. His performance is unbelievable—until he spits in a palm of his hands and rubs it on the guy’s butt in the tent.” – Holmberg on Brokeback Mountain [10:42]
• “Keith Urban, you’re about to become the world’s most hated man by women…” – Holmberg [13:05]
• “Men are weak.” – Holmberg [17:08]
• “You cannot leave people like this alone for an entire summer or year and expect them to come back without some…” – Holmberg [15:27]
• “I’m a gay communist Trump lover.” – Angry listener Ernie’s email [54:33]
• “If you get tased by, by a police officer, probably your fault. Like 99% of the time…” – Holmberg on cop encounters [69:56]
• “We need dads in the world. … It’s a fact dads have to hang around.” – Holmberg [72:56]
• “All 10 guys—left tackle blows a block and there’s a sack—you’re not catching the ball. Quarterback doesn’t see you, you’re not catching the ball. And what do you do for the offense…” – Dale Hellestrae on diva wide receivers [165:12]

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Memorable Moments (Timestamps)

• Tony Romo’s “face” speculation: [03:07–07:13]
• Chinese AI censorship of Brokeback Mountain joke: [11:11]
• Keith Urban/Maggie Baugh theories: [15:01–18:29]
• Tiger Woods & “pretending to be normal”: [30:00]
• Non-binary DUI stop audio: [62:48]
• Angry listener “Ernie” feud: [54:33], [87:06], [109:11]
• Holmberg’s show management self-awareness: [47:49–50:52]
• Sports chat with Dale Hellestrae: [147:07–166:53]

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Segment Timestamps

• Opening Banter: [00:00–02:45]
• Celebrity Botox & Fillers (Tony Romo): [03:07–07:13]
• Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman Discussion: [11:12–22:43]
• Listener Emails & Ernie Feud: [42:00–54:55, 87:06–90:44]
• Policing & Generational Trauma: [62:48–72:21]
• Parenting & Social Satire: [72:21–80:40]
• Sports/NFL & Holmberg Sportscast: [147:07–166:53]
• Entertainment, Wellness Hacks: [182:12–185:53]

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Summary for Non-Listeners

This episode is classic “Morning Sickness”—equal parts edgy comedy, offbeat cultural rants, and curmudgeonly wisdom. Holmberg and crew riff on the news of the day, poke fun at celebrities (usually mercilessly), tangle with listeners, and occasionally get serious about sports or modern culture. It’s a fast-paced, sometimes NSFW mix of Arizona humor, pop culture, and “guy talk.”

If you’re interested in:

• Tabloid banter about celebrities gone sideways
• Behind-the-scenes radio industry griping
• Sports talk unfiltered by politeness
• Unapologetically non-PC jokes and improv
• Real (and fake) listener feuds—
  you’ll find plenty to enjoy.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Bam.

[A]

Ran out the door. We were worried, but it's all calmed down for now. More to come. I'm sure Brett's on the hotline right now. You never know when he's gonna have to dash out. So. Yeah. So you take care of you. We'll make sure everything's all right on your end. Thank you. Basically saying, brett, we've got this with or without you. We just prefer it when. We prefer it when you're here. But I mean totally, you can leave and we'd be just fine. Larry, do you okay filling in for me? No, we wouldn't even have. No. Good lord, no. That's why we prefer you here. What's the matter with you? Are you crazy? That can't be every day. Although Larry did it when Brady started to not make sense at 10 o' clock or so, which is every day. He doesn't know it. Larry actually said the phrase out loud and all these emails came in and was going. Larry goes, oh, I get to actually see this happen in person. It's an awesome. We should charge admission, have like post 10 just for seven or eight minutes a day. Charge everybody like 15 bucks. We fill the studio and then Brady just goes for his 10 o' clock talk. And you're like none of this is adding up. And then you just have it and it'll be pretty great. I think people would pay a good amount of money to watch that in person. Because all the. All that. We were talking about it the other day, all of the.

[C]

It was rock Wars.

[A]

Okay, but all.

[C]

There's a tail end.

[A]

Yes, but the. You started to tell it was very contradictory and strange.

[C]

Yeah, but well, cuz I Have to defend my song.

[A]

No, no, it was after. It was during entertainment drove. It was actually the end of the show when you started to not make sense. Cuz it was 10 o'. Clock. Everything had made sense up to that point. All of the clips that we have of Brady saying something silly, usually right around 10 o' clock it was very strange. I'm like, you think I learned by.

[C]

Now it wasn't a warms up, it wasn't like.

[A]

Yeah, we don't want you to stop like to, to stifle yourself. I know, but you, you have to realize sometimes after 10, whatever it is, if it's hunger, if it's something else, there's the eyebrow raiser and then it's great. It's like cliffhangers and tv. It's like he leaves us going, is he all right? Will he be back tomorrow? Tune in and find out.

[C]

And a very special hms.

[A]

You think something might be wrong with Brady every once in a while and everybody does. We don't think it. We, we know. I'm glad. I feel like I was being strange over the weekend for Tony Romo but now today I see that there's like a bunch of people wondering what's going on with. Did you see his face on Sunday? No, I don't know what's going on with Tony Romo, but like what happened to his face? I couldn't tell if it was Botox. He's got loads of makeup on. Beyond what's normal. The right side of his head looks swollen. You know what it looked like to me? You know when movies depict a woman who's beat at home, then they show him like the next day at work and she's covered in makeup and she's a little puffy and people like sealer. Is everything okay? Cecilia. It's a good name. Oh yeah. His face is fillers.

[C]

Is he going with fillers?

[A]

No, fillers. Fillers make you look better. Like they know they do. If you abuse it. This isn't different. Like fillers are a thing when you put in, they're like people again. You can still, if you're first go, not necessarily. I've done it. Did you know I knew you did Botox because I told you. But did you know I did fillers just for fun so you don't know it makes. It actually works. This was a year and a half.

[C]

Ago, but I didn't, I didn't notice like, hey, you look really good.

[A]

Yeah. When you were trying to make out with me all the time. I'm like, dude, these are worse.

[C]

It was the fillers.

[A]

It was the fillers. Trust me. I just want to touch your face. That's all I heard for weeks. His face got weird in a week. Holy John Jay. But it wasn't. I don't. Because I was thinking that to him, like, oh, he over botoxed. But he was moving his eyebrows and stuff. And I've done that too, just to see what it's like. And you can't move.

[C]

It's a John Jay.

[A]

I don't know what it is. I don't believe so because I've been through this. Everybody always says, oh, it's this that I've done. His face moved.

[C]

Maybe it's a Tony Romo double what.

[A]

I think it is. This, to me, doesn't look like facial procedures. This looks like he's on some sort of weird medication. We're not talking about it. When people's faces puff up, what is that puff? Prednisone gets that. Yeah. And if you overdo that, because Botox will do weird stuff to you. But your face. I've done it. Your face doesn't budge. I did it because. What. Look, what's the harm for me to start messing with my face? There's none. It can't get any worse. And if it does, it gets funnier. So I don't care. Tony Romo's a handsome fella. His hands even look swollen in that picture. And I remember watching just going, something's wrong with Tony Romo. At first I thought, oh, my God, he's gone nuts. He's botoxed. That's a different face, right? The pre face post. So I was sitting there thinking it myself, and then I saw a bunch of stories today. It's like, Tony Romo is now unrecognizable. That isn't Botox. That is. He's on something that's making. So now my speculation runs to what disease does he have or what procedure is he going through? Because that is a. He doesn't look healthy either. Like, his eyeballs look funny.

[C]

It's a little thicker. Baby.

[A]

That's definitely not from that. It's like that's. That's the makeup.

[C]

Is that the same day?

[A]

No, I think that. No, that's. That's him saying, that looks like it's not fat. He's wearing so much makeup. There's. He's covering something. Something's going on now. I. I'm. You know, and I got to like Tony Romo quite a bit. Hated him as a cowboy. Hey, obviously, you know, but yes, hands looked funny. Everything about him looked unhealthy. And it got to. Got to get him. And I just thought I was being kind of a, you know, a prick, just judgmental prick. But I'm used to that. That's what I do. And then I started to see all these other stuff that it was more than just Botox. It was because his face was moving. Because the next time they showed him, I'm like, he didn't Botox. His eyebrows are jumping around now. They're moving there.

[C]

Yeah, that one looks. I mean, you know, of course, that's going off of that one picture.

[A]

If you watched it, you'd have seen what I saw. And that one, I'm just glad I didn't. That it was not just me. Like, news stories are covering this. It's a strange. Oh, and I type in Tony Romo's face. The top four stories are about it. Yeah, yeah. It blew up, like, last night, and I'm like, oh, good. It wasn't just me being, like, a weirdo.

[C]

Was he on the phone with Simon Cowell?

[A]

Yeah. Well, Simon Cowell is Botox. Simon Cowell has got droop eye from Botox. I've done Botox. It's fun. Everybody should try a little bit of Botox. It's kind of fun. If you go to the lengths of, like, facelifts and eye lifts and things like that, then you start John Jaying. Yeah, that's. That's the whole thing. Yeah. I don't look like John Jay. No, no. And that's usually when somebody, like, lifts their eyebrows and, like, get that Halloween mask thing going on. And then you start doing fillers to make good for what you're trying to fix what you didn't like about the last thing. And then it's the avalanche. Start looking like Reba. I did. Yeah. Reba. It's just a puppet face, but I get. Yeah, I did the Botox. Just like, let's see what this does. And actually, to be honest with you, never get a headache again. I was getting, like, headaches and stuff. And it cures you from all headaches. Migraines. If you're a migraine person, go freeze it up. It's great. But, yeah, fillers were for some. For a lot of people, it, like, works. Headaches go away completely. That's what it, you know, fixes it. I mean, but if you overdo anything, obviously. But, yeah, I did it. It was fine. But I just noticed they're like, wow, I can't lift My eyes. I can't do anything. It was weird. And then, yeah, fillers were just like, let's see what we can do with that. And they popped them in there and nobody notices. Everybody thinks, oh, you get that. Nobody knew. Nobody knew a thing. But you notice little subtleties in the mirror for yourself. And I go, okay, like, I don't have as drawn in a look. My eyes look more aware. Not necessarily that you look better, but you do notice a massive difference. The next couple days, you're like, oh, wow, this stuff works. But everybody's like, oh, you did that. You immediately turn into John. It's like the meth commercials. You do it once and you turn into this scabby weirdo. It's like. And then you meet a person who's been doing meth for eight years and they're kind of fat. Like, the ads lie. Highly recommend Botox. It's great. It's fun. Don't overdo it. Maybe once, twice a year, if you decide to. I haven't done it for a long time. I did it for curiosity, you know, it's like seeing Brokeback Mountain, everybody. I'm not watching that. It's bad. I'm like, what if it's a great movie? You don't know. Ah, can't be. I'm like, I'll go see. I'll let you know. It's not my, you know, lifestyle to choose or even try to understand, frankly. Was a beautiful movie until Heath Ledger spit in the palm of his hand and rubbed it on Jake Gyllenhaal's bottom and they started to do it in a tent. That was a little rough for me. That's a real scene, by the way, and some people just never saw it and then had a. Had a. Had an opinion about whether or not it was a good movie. You can't do that. It's a weird. Definitely an avenue, you know. But I also don't understand space travel, but I'll go watch a space travel movie. I never batted an eye at when William Shatner makes out with some green person. That's probably some interstellar, interspecies love. Yeah. So I, you know, you can find that to be strange. I. I was strangely turned on by Natiri from avatar. She's like 14ft tall, blue, and shouldn't have been having sex with a human being. That's just against nature, I think. But I enjoyed that. So I'm watching Jake Gyllenhaal and I was surprised in Brokeback Mountain how many sexy, hot sex scenes There were with the girls. Michelle Williams gets naked. The bug eyed lady gets naked. I forgot her. Anne Hathaway. She gets naked in which movie? Brokeback Mountain. It's a beautiful film about love.

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

And you can bring you in with that. Oh, and I'll tell you this. Heath Ledger is Marlon Brando in this thing. His performance is unbelievable until he spits in a palm of his hands and rubs it on the guy's butt in the tent. I mean, that is the one where guys are like, all right, I'm trying as hard as I can. What's the Chinese AI version? Weren't they eliminating all that stuff with AI now? Yeah, they could do that. I'll get my video from China. Strong back Mountain. Yeah, yeah, they do. AI. AI can fix a movie's gay scene.

[C]

It turns into a short.

[A]

I know. Look, I'll tell you this. I don't know how they fix that. I don't know how it makes it so that scene is relevant and they change all the dialogue and stuff in it to make that spitting in the. I think they make it just a medical procedure, that's all. That's the only way it could. I would love to see the Chinese version of Brokeback Mountain where they eliminate all the gay stuff, but they don't cut it out. The movie stays exactly as it is, but AI refurbishes the storyline to make what you're seeing make sense. But that them making out and stuff, they just might make it mouth to mouth or something. I don't know. Very strange. Speaking of filler and Botox, I am. I'm all in on this Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman thing. And I'll tell you right now, Keith Urban needs to calm down. Because if you haven't heard yet and I know, brace yourselves. Australia's sweethearts Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have called it quits after 19 years. They've evidently been separated since like April. Living separate. She and Keith both announced that they are now going to get divorced. She filed for divorce the day after they announced that they'd been separated. Now everybody's like, well, what happened? Like, they seem so happy. And I don't like country music, but Keith Urban can play the hell out of the guitar. I've watched him a couple times. They're like, dude, he could have been, in my opinion, one of rock's best guitar player. I watched him do solos on, I think it was the hall of Fame. And I'm like, he's better than everybody on stage and on stage was Slash, I think that was the one with. It wasn't with prince, but it was somebody else. And Keith urban went up and stole the show. And I'm like, that dude can rail a guitar. He was great. So I'm like, all right. So I kind of had this admiration for Keith Urban's abilities, even though he does country music. And I just immediately off on it. So everybody's trying to figure out what's going on. So they've been rehashing tapes of Keith Urban in concert. And there's this girl named Maggie that he's been in concert lately, looking at, going, saying things like, I was born to love you and pointing to her. Oh. And then, like, he'll play and she'll sing. And he's like, I've always got your back, Maggie. And he's changing the lyrics of his song for Maggie. And so I looked her up. Her name's Maggie baugh. B a u g h. And I realized right then that Keith and Maggie have a chemistry that is undeniable. And this is. I know everybody's gonna. This is dangerous. Keith Urban, you're about to become like. Women loved Keith Urban. He's 57 years old. He's about to become the world's most hated man by women because Maggie was born in the year 2000. Nice kill, kids. See, now this is gonna make men like it, but he's got to tone it down a little bit. And also, ladies, you're going to hate this. Everything that you see happening with Maggie and Keith, it's Nicole's fault. Yeah. I'll tell you why. Keith Urban is at home. Everything's going well. And his wife said, so you touring this year, Keith? And Keith goes, yeah. Oh, yes. Who you going out with? Yeah, we got this new girl called Maggie. She's taking along. Yeah. How old is Maggie? 23. Yeah. What's Maggie look like? Stacked on top, little tiny waist, great ass, long, long brunette hair. Alright, have fun. And you sent him on the road with Maggie. Oh, by the way, she's got all the same interests as me. Loves guitar, sings music. We have everything in common. Off you go then. Oh, boy. She allowed it. And also, she's like, I'm leaving for three months to film a movie. Won't see me for 90 days. Hold off till I get back. You bet.

[C]

Meanwhile, they both did that a lot.

[A]

Is dancing around him on stage. Brett brought up the pictures. Nice. And she loves playing guitar. And you know who her influences are. Keith urban. This is a dream come true for Maggie baugh. You cannot leave people like this alone for an entire summer or year and expect them to come back without some. Like, that's. Look, it's like, going on there.

[C]

The movie set. Nicole would know that. That how many actors would get together and they're filming for six months.

[A]

Right. But bottom line is, at least in the movie set, Keith knows where she is every day and can show up, pop by, see what's going on. This dude is in a different city every night with a fan that loves him, who is now super talented and also on tour and plays guitar just as well as him and looks up to him. You can't have that. You can't have it. Yeah. Here comes the leader to take a gander at Maggie Baugh. All women are going to hate Keith Urban.

[C]

Is she. She's part of that new show he's on called Rose.

[A]

Yes. Yep.

[C]

So that's where they met.

[A]

Yep. Oh, they've been together.

[C]

She's been touring with.

[A]

Yes. Oh, they're. And now he's. Now he can't help but, like, in the.

[B]

Sorry, everybody.

[A]

Got to break out of this hit song. You all know to look at Maggie. I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. And the crowd's like, I'll finish. I'll finish it up for you. Brett. I didn't know I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first. Let's go to the bedroom. Yeah. This is bad for everyone, including all member Ben Affleck and. And then. I know. And the nanny that came in, you're like, ben Affleck's an asshole. And then you saw a picture of a nanny and like, why did he. What the hell were they thinking hiring her? You can't have that in the house. It's like being on a diet forever. And whoever does the shopping keeps bringing in cookies.

[C]

It was fortunate for the pro golfer Jasper Parnevic.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Nanny was Ellen Nordigan.

[A]

You might have heard of her.

[C]

Married Tiger Woods.

[A]

Yeah. Later, after Jasper's wife's like, what the hell's the gorgeous tiger? Get her out of this house. And then Jasper said, you can't stay here anymore. Here's my friend Tiger. And Tiger's like, I'll take it. And Tiger, she was so alluring. Tiger married her. Yeah. Maggie likes taking pictures of herself in real small pants. I agree with her choices myself. Oh, she looks great. But you could Mathias not letting her do the yard work. No, no. You can't have that hanging around the house. This is Nicole Kidman's. Fault. Men are weak. Yeah. Matthias not letting that happen. No one should allow that to wander around. Michelle from the west side or something over those. And also she's like, so what do you love more in the world? There's Maggie. And the first answer she gives is Keith Urban. Like, that was before all this went down. She loved Keith Urban going into the party. You should tour with my husband every day in small quarters and do things you both love very much. Well, find out if you've got chemistry. Great idea. 24. Kind of dumb. Need you to show her the ropes. And she idolizes you. This is the fault of Nicole Kidman. Keith Urban's an idiot because, you know.

[C]

Oh, is he though?

[A]

Well, I mean, it's hard to say that, but yes.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yes, he is. Okay, stop showing pictures of that. Nicole Kimmin's a beautiful woman, but also here's. All right, that's. No, you're causing trouble. You're just causing trouble. Here's the problem is the. We don't know their situation. Maybe Nicole and hate each other.

[C]

Wasn't years ago when they first got together. Didn't. What they're saying, like it's an arrangement that there's.

[A]

That was Tom Cruise, Nicole. When Tom.

[C]

Cole Kidman kind of went through that whole face. And then I heard that about Keith Urban, I thought there was something.

[A]

I always thought they were a magic couple. Perfect, perfectly matched, you know, but you don't know that. It's all our perceptions. Maybe they. All right there. She's in bikinis. Knock it off. She's. You know, you don't know. They. They might hate each other. We don't know their story, but everybody's speculating. And there's the thing, Melanie, you make a good point. If you've seen that most recent movie that Nicole Kidman did where she was the. She's the CEO of that company and then she hires this like 20 year old boy and it turns into. She becomes his sex slave and they're boning like crazy in that thing. You know, Keith has to sit and watch that and go, great job, honey. You know, if you went to your wife's work and part of it was to get naked and have some dude dry hump your wife for hours on end. And. And that's like art.

[C]

That's what he tells her when he's on the road.

[A]

Exactly. Right. Come on, Nicole. It's for the show. You've been in the trailer too. We've got. We've got to rehearse.

[C]

It sells tickets.

[A]

People like it. When they think something's happening, they see the chemistry. We can't deny it. I guess that's true. Now you go hump that boy over there at work, and I'll do my work. Problem is, Keith got too lovey dovey. Yeah. You know Keith. And this is like, this isn't. You know, Keith started pointing at her on stage, saying how he loves her and stuff. And that's. But that was after the separation. Oh, this is intriguing. It's just intriguing. Can't get enough of it.

[B]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[A]

But yeah, no matter what happens here, you know, being the lead story on TMZ when there's so much going on in the world, basically saying, Keith Urban keeps talking to this girl in the middle of the concert about how much, like, she means to him. I was born to love you. And he's pointing to her, and then you look her up and you're like, oh, boy, this was. This was cocaine and a coat. Plus, by the way, Keith Urban didn't get into music years and years ago to be, you know, a settled daddy. I mean, that's a bad thing to say, but it's true. So deep down inside of him, part of that rock star mentality still lives of like, I can't help it. Like, I'm 19 years. My life is a party, and if it starts becoming a party again, I'm gonna slip into bad things. It's. It's. It's volatile is what I'm saying. It's a volatile situation. The whole point is to try to keep yourself out of those deals. And then, you know, it's encouraged. Oh, it's bad.

[C]

It's bad.

[A]

She didn't hoard as much as I thought. She's not like JLo, just jumping all, oh, Nicole, Nicole. Yeah. No, no, she's been. I mean, they're both reasonable human beings. Tom Cruise, Lenny Kravitz, Keith Urban. Yeah, it's bad news. You can't start doing that stuff. But we don't know their situation at home. Maybe they just stop liking each other. Maybe they like each other. But it's like, man, what are you gonna do?

[C]

They got their family, got their.

[A]

Yeah, you got that whole thing kind of trapped is what you're saying. You got all those people running around the house you're responsible for. It's like, it's easier to stick around, and I don't know what to do. And then she's like, off you go. Then with the incredibly hot girl born during the second Bush administration. Yeah, I'll go out. I'll come back. Fine. I don't even see a problem here. But then he just got wrapped up in the idea that his life became a party again. Things at home weren't exact. He hadn't been home in seven months. It's bad news, and you're supposed to be better than that. But we all know, deep down, superstars struggle already with adoring fans. Now, you take one that likes showing her ass to people, put her on stage, and, like, start hanging out with.

[C]

Her every day or not. You're at work.

[A]

You're relating with someone, and if your work gets too tight and it's every day, and then you have to go in there like, it's horrifying. Maybe Nicole's just a nag or something. I mean, you know, or that runs out on tour all the time. He's at American Idol all the time. He don't want to be at home. You were overly influenced by the Sopranos, but you don't know. Maybe she was just a nag. Maybe he just needed to get always.

[C]

The broad it is.

[A]

Well, in this particular case, that's true. He was a terrible behavior problem. But again, dogs love tearing up stuff. And if you don't tell them, hey, if you. If you. If you keep chicken on the ground, the dog's going to eat the chicken. As good as he may be about not eating off the table, if you put chicken on the ground, the dog's going to be a dog again. Patrice o', Neill, part of the reason you liked us when we first started dating, because you knew I had the ability to, quote, catch fish. And then when we get together, you want me to sell my boat. What do you need a boat for? You got a fish now. Yeah, but you won't like me if you don't think I can still catch fish. I have to be a viable member of society. That's part of it. If I let myself slob out and no fish want to get on my line anymore, suddenly you're not going to be interested in order to still be interesting to you. And same with women. That's why they work so hard and compete with other women. Oh, it's a slippery, slippery slope. It's ugly. I tells you, best thing to do. Isolate. Never talk to anyone ever again.

[C]

Buy a farm.

[A]

Yeah, buy a farm. Get a lot of land. I think that's why men want that. Keeps them out of trouble. I just want acreage. I want to live in a. I want to live in the woods with acres and lakes and deer and stuff like that. I can't be around people too much because I'll become a dumb dog again. We're dumb dogs. We're very dumb dogs. But, you know, we behave really well. Well, someone leaves chicken on the ground, and every day I gotta walk by chicken on the ground and still be a good dog. The person leaving the chicken on the ground for three months isn't home eventually gonna take a bite of that chicken. But Keith, Keith is the one thing I'm getting to with this. Keith is about to be the world's most hated man by women. As big as his fan base was with women, if he makes this a real look at how mad women are at Bill Belichick. They didn't even like him to begin with. This was the end of the world. And you read he's a pig. Like, why can't he have fun? Like what? He's not doing anything wrong. She's a child. No, she's an adult. Brett's just nodding affirmative. She sure is. She's a young one. But they got mad at him. They don't like that.

[B]

Why?

[A]

They didn't like him to begin with. Who cares? Hate each other.

[C]

You got a combination of saying that the women hate him and the guys are like, she's a succubus.

[A]

She is sort of a succubus. And we all know why.

[C]

Like, we're like, oh, boys, this is the coach.

[B]

Look.

[A]

Men look at Bill Belichick and go, that is a cautionary tale. Because this dude is no longer this. That's Colin Coward's greatest quote is, Bill Belichick today would get fired by Bill Belichick 5 years ago. This is not a dude he would want in his life. Distracted. Got chicks laying on the sidelines. But it is a cautionary tale to go, oh, they can still hypnotize you in your 70s. It's dangerous. They're scary.

[C]

He missed the step. He needed to go. If that's going to happen, you go buy your acreage.

[A]

It's her acreage. Don't coach anything. People are going to see the old you acting like this new you and realize you're under some sort of spell. Ladies don't realize that you can cast spells on us. And Brett, back to your point. They don't like each other. So they, you know, the women, especially Bill Belichick's age, 60 year old women looking at this girl and like, oh, that's my competition. I hate her. Game over. Game over. They know guys are the same way but chicks are a little stronger about leaving for the 20 year old Diegos. They make movies about it and then they just draw the line because they see past it. They see like, oh, he's an idiot. I'm not gonna want to spend time with him. The pool boy's a moron. Maybe he's hot, but he's an idiot. Dudes can't do that. Keith Urban, you're about to be the most hated man in all of entertainment. If in fact you are bound in this 24 year old chick. 57 and 24. And we're all smiling a little bit. But I can see the. You gotta look past that initial like holy cow, that's great. And see the dangers that come with that later. That is 33 years women are gonna hand. Look, it's reasonable. He's a 57 year old dude who's had a party his whole life. He never got to be real. 57. But we try to equate our lives to his. You can't. He's living life like he's 30 every day.

[C]

How long has that been going on in Hollywood?

[A]

Oh, forever. Not just Hollywood. Not just Hollywood. Well, but any sort of success publicized. Any sort of success. If I was a 24 year old woman, you think I'm gonna waste time with a 25 year old guy? Have you met those? They're a disaster. If I'm 24, I'm looking around going, who's established that can make my life easier? Because these guys my age are going to make everything really hard. They have the power to say to themselves, if I don't want to work, I don't have to. That's the avenue I'm taking. That is. I don't know why that's a thing. Tamara says Garth Brooks did the same thing. He was hated for a long time because he left Trisha Yearwood, who he was torn with. I forgot about that. And he was. Yeah, that's right. Aren't they still together though or. I don't think so.

[C]

No.

[A]

I think in that documentary Garth made about himself, which was just awful and weird, where he would cry talking about all of his accomplishments like nobody was prompted.

[C]

And then I thought with Trisha, I thought Garth had a wife before.

[A]

That wasn't that. Yeah, wasn't that. No, that was what. That's what she's talking about. He left his wife for Trisha Yearwood. They're. They're still married. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got the names backwards. Yeah. He was with some lady who Was like everything to a manager. Married early, took care of everything. She was there. And then Trisha Yearwood and him were on stage. It's like, undeniable. She got paid, the wife? Yeah, she's okay. They're married till 2001, during his heyday. Oh, she got paid. She got paid. Yeah. And also. But. But average woman can't see that. Average woman sees the dog was horrible.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

Garth Brooks ex wife might be like, it's actually better. Like, this is awesome. I got the money and everything else. And off he goes with Trisha Yearwood. But average woman sees that he abandoned his rock. You know, the Billy Joel documentary was the same thing. It's like this woman that was with him and took care of him did everything right. He started treating her poorly. And they get mad at Billy, but just happened like, his lifestyle isn't like ours. Tiger woods is the most misunderstood man in the world. And it's so easy to diagnose because everybody tried to make Tiger normal. And Tiger needed someone in his life. Just saying, dude, you're not normal. Don't. Don't do what you think you need to do. Don't be Brady and have the wife and the kid and everything because your life's not normal. It's going to be awful. If you try to be normal, you're just not. So accept that you're not. And do things that people aren't normal. Don't try to act like you're a family man. It just has a normal life and a cup. It's just going to get weird because that's not you. And what did he do? Freaked out, acted up. Like, I can't be this normal guy. It's. That's. I'm just not.

[C]

I remember Earl wasn't there to help him out. Go about doing it right.

[A]

I remember the picture I saw with Tiger woods and I'm like, oh, no. It was like an Olen Mills shot where he was laying on his side on his elbow across the. And his. Charlie, his son was right in front of him and his daughter was there. And Elon's sitting with crisscross applesauce right behind him in front of a sign that said, like, woods love or something stupid. And I'm like, oh, God, they're trying to be like us. This is going to backfire bad. I don't know how, but this is going to end ugly. I didn't see what happened happening. I just knew that wasn't going to work because Tiger's pretending to have a Life and stamp down the thing that he's trying not to be, which is just undeniably nuts. There's stuff like that, those pictures where he's just a couple. And look at the backdrop. That is a $72 shot at some. He didn't have that done at a. Elon's like, we need family photos. And he's like, all right, we'll get the dogs licking Charlie in the face. Oh, it's gonna be so much fun. And it was just some family shot that you would see in your annoying Gilbert neighbor's hallway. And Tiger trying to normalize. He wasn't normal. What he needed to do was dress up as a king and have some. Have Elon licking his feet while the kids swept up behind him. Like, I'm not normal. I have to embrace the fact that I am not a normal man. Remember what happened with Michael Jackson? All he wanted was to be a normal, smelly child. Stinky. Yeah, Lionel called him smelly. All he wanted to do was be a stinky like child. And he had that taken away. So as an adult, every chance he got, he'd escape his life and go hang out in suburbia with kids. Because all the dude wanted was just that. And nobody got in his corner and said, you're just not normal, dude. You're just not normal. We cannot drop you off.

[C]

You're going to an amusement park. You have to shut it down. You have to buy it out practically.

[A]

I'll build my own. Drop you off in Van nuys at some 13 year old boy's house for video game night. We can't do that. You need to hang out with other weirdos like yourself who are super famous and odd and then just like play video games with them. So he invited Feldman to the house. Well, that's the problem. He started invited kids over. He's like, I'm just a normal boy. Like, you're not though. And somebody's getting your head that this is just. You're unusual. And what are we gonna do?

[C]

Well, I built an amusement park.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I do think people like. But that was bait.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What he needed to have was other weirdos from other countries like him who are in their 40s and stuff with an astronomical amount of money to look at each other and go, we're on our own planet. You can't go over to like Brett's neighborhood, knock on doors, I want to play with your children. Because that's what Michael was doing. Instead of going to like Austria and say, who's the richest Weirdo here, like, oh, it's that guy over there. All right, he can come over. And then you just gaggle up the weirdos and have them be weirdos together. And then when they start, you know, boning each other, it was like, of course they're weirdos. They're at least they're sticking to their own. But Michael, that documentary where Michael just wandered into neighborhoods. You kids playing football and you. Are you Michael Jackson? Shh. I'm in a T shirt and jeans. No one will know. I want to play Nerf football with.

[C]

The kids that I've been wearing for days.

[A]

Yes. And he would just. Yeah, you're in on that. The. That he just. He would just wander over and find kids at parks and try to normal. And then he got his face done to the point where he was. It was impossible not to recognize Michael Jackson. The kids would ra. I just want to play Nerf football. And then he's like, well, I just have to start showing up at their houses. And then that one family's like, all right, remember the pictures in the documentary of Michael just sitting there in a T shirt and jeans inside that weird, you know, 1800 square foot house of normalcy?

[B]

And what.

[A]

What do you remember about that? Jesus Christ, that look crazy. Michael Jackson sitting in a regular house. That doesn't add up. Something bad's gonna happen here. Odd people have to stay with odd people. They can't show. Like, if Michael Jackson was at Brady's house, your house would look weird. It would just not be a normal home anymore. And it's not the stardom, it's the strangeness of him being in it. And then you wonder, why aren't we at Michael Jackson? If you know Michael Jackson, why are we at your kid's birthday party and he's here. Let's go to his house. Let's make his normal. Like our unusual. We can't. He can muck up a 2,000 square foot house just by being in it. Hi, you guys. Where's your bathroom? It's like, is this. How many do you have? 30 or 42? We got two. Like most people. I got two. I have 30, right? Stop talking about my house. Just Michael, leave. That's creepy. Yeah, I got 35 bathrooms in my one house. Like that seems excessive. Well, you never know when you're going to have to go pee pee. And the one bedroom is a mile from the other. Where's your house end? Right there. You see that wall? That's it. That's the end of it. Oh, my God. And there he is in that kid's house. It's just not normal.

[C]

It's one of us.

[A]

When you say you have two bathrooms that's just on this floor, I assume there's like a basement that's over a billion square feet. No, Michael, this is it. How come your kitchen's in your living room? It's called an open concept. Like, this is a. This is. It's a nice house. You son of a bitch. My kitchen is its own house. Get out. Go away. Yeah, and then the pictures in with that boy. He was going to that kid's house. Tell you what. Keith Urban is about to be the most hated man in the world. All those lady fans that used to swoon over Keith and the possibilities, and he's Nicole Kidman. And I love her. They're just so. They had their perception of, like their power couple and it was working. And I like Nicole on that show on hbo. And she's a. She's a bad bitch in that movie where she's. Oh, she's just taken over by the young boy. She's. And then suddenly Keith Urban stomps on her. Now she's a victim. He's trolling around with some 24 year old, making it out loud. He can't make it out loud. Can't do that. Terrible, terrible story that I am so. I'm so in. Yesterday, Heather and I downstairs were all over this because Heather's like, oh, he's a jerk. He's been like, you don't know that. He started talking about this girl after they got separated. Oh, you know the truth. I'm like, this is what I love about normal people, is that we look at their lives and we think we know. We don't know anything.

[C]

He stuck with her all through the porcelain doll phase.

[A]

And he did too, though. Take a look at him. He got a little strange looking. I was convinced for a while when he was coaching that American Idol that his hair was made by Jim Henson's creations. I don't know what he was doing. Like, beaker hair. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he was beaker for a minute. Any kind of normal. They both did. They found a doctor that normaled them up. Like Lindsay Lohan. Remember Lindsay Lohan for a few years? Like, oh, goofy stage. And now she looks good again. She got that billionaire husband. You have to find a better ballistic surgeon because you're starting to look like a foot, you think? And then you put her. And now she's in those new commercials. Like, Lindsay looks fantastic. She looked Like Ann MARGARET now, about five years ago, it's like, when did Lindsay Lohan turn 64? And now she looks her age again. She looks good. And Keith and Nicole went through that same thing. Now Tony Romo's doing it or he's dying. One of the two. Something's wrong with Tony Romo. Oh, what a morning. Looking around, speculating as you put your hard hat and your vest on to go to work and wonder how their lives are just like yours. They're not. The problem is they try to make them like yours. They're just not. They try to be humans. They're not. You've entered a different avenue of non human behavior. It's hard enough. You know, that was the Dave Grohl thing. Remember when Grohl. And he was like, what a dick. And he was a dick. He did a dick move. But every night, Dave Grohl went on stage in front of 20,000 people who love him, went off stage to anything he wanted was his. And however long he did that, nobody said a thing about it. There are not many people on the planet. People won't like hearing this. There are not many people on the planet who won't succumb to that eventually. You have to ground that all the time. And it's nearly impossible when you're around that all the time. It's just adoring. Oh, my God. Exactly. It's terrible.

[C]

You entertain it when you put yourself in front of that.

[A]

Can't imagine setting yourself up. Yep. And if you've ever been on a stage and had an entire crowd love you. Since I was with Adam Carolla one night, and it was a great night on stage. I mean, a great night. I don't know what it was going on. The energy in the room was incredible. Carolla and I both admit afterwards, he goes, that was great jazz. And I'm like, that was a blast. The crowd was nuts. I left like I was on cocaine. My body was buzzing. And then I had to go back to regular life like an hour later. And it was disappointing. Like, that can't last. Like, you need that. The performer's high. And then, you know, after a while, I don't think you can get used to it. I think that's why so many performers turn to drugs and things like that. It's like, I can't feel normal. Like, I don't like this. Strange comedians are all effed up because for an hour and a half a night, everyone loves them. And then afterwards, no one does.

[C]

Looking for that normal. And they still can't find.

[A]

Oh, because they're trying to make sense of the. The difference in their life to everybody else's. They see everybody else, like, walking around being normal. How come I can't find that? Oh, it's crazy. Keith Urban. Stop pointing at that hot girl on stage and saying you were born to love her. If you're gonna do the Chevy Chase song, do it. Oh, yeah. I was born to lick your face. Irvin Kidman. What a story. I'm all in. I should work at tmz. I hate those people. But it is fun. Let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KVD. Wake Up.

[B]

Arizona's most powerful rock radio station.

[A]

He said fully erect. 98k still streaming. Hberg's morning sickness [e-mail] thanks, miles to nowhere. There's Katie and the hob starting off our day proper beautiful Thursday morning. And people there commented, it's very interesting. Me, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. It's nuts. Chris dewitt might have the best analysis of the entire situation of fame versus normalcy and how we as normal people look at them and go, oh, terrible. But we can't understand their lives. And we try to place our lives in their world and just don't. Chris says, I never understood the quote. You know how much puss you're gonna get being famous? End quote. Then you get famous and you get married, dumbass. Keep that P train rolling, pushing Pete. Listen to rappers. Rappers are the only ones who are honest about fame. Gonna. I'm pushing P. That's all he talks about. I'm just gonna nail that. Yeah, he's got songs all about just like, move. That's. There's vaginas here. I'm gonna take care of that. Never sings love songs. Never like Snoop Dogg. We don't love them, though. Always talking about, like, look, I'm famous. This is not. Don't stick around. That ain't coming. Ain't no fun if the homies came. Yeah, I'm gonna pass you out to the others. We don't care. I don't love them, though. And girls will be like, he's gonna change for me.

[C]

Or they find the right partner. It's like, you do what you do, right?

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, the ones that are just, yeah. Like Magic Johnson had cookie was just like, just don't bring it home. And then I got some bad news.

[B]

Cook.

[A]

What is it? I brought home aids. Yeah, you Just can't do that. It's. I mean, Snoop Dogg had female admirers and. But tricks and hoes, that was a lyric that wasn't once, twice, three times a lady. That was ain't tricks and hoes. And women were throwing themselves at him. That's how unusual it has to be. Scott Haynes says Nicole Kidman did a movie sleeping with that young man. Women went crazy for it. Keith saw it, got upset, hold my fas. And that's exactly how it went down. He's too loud about it, though. So true. Remember John Eaton yesterday that was mad about the scientific accuracy of jokes? Guy says morning, Holberg. The John Eaton you spoke of used to be a co worker of mine and I 1000% agreed with your assessment of him. John is a no. It all stick up if it's a stick up his ass. Never getting laid. Research of pee but never gets it. Oh, yeah, he knows nothing. Also, the guys in the shop all listen to your show and we couldn't stop laughing. Please keep it up and leave me anonymous. I need my job signed, Larry. All right, well, I'll keep you anonymous as best I can, Larry. He left a good impression, John Eaton. Yeah, yeah, he did. He walked. Well, you know, there was a kid we. We kicked out of a slumber party in eighth grade. We had a bunch of people over. My friend John Stevens house and this kid named Mike. I forget what we were doing, and this is going to sound gayer than it is, but we needed Vaseline for it. And yeah, I don't remember what we were up to. Wasn't what you think, but there were like five dudes and for some reason we were up to something that required Vaseline, but it wasn't like penetration or anything. I don't remember why we needed Vaseline, but Mike made the point at the time to say after John Stevens went in to get Vaseline, I think we're building something. We read somewhere that Vaseline might be a propellant or a. We could build a bomb. I think that's what we were doing. And so Mike came back and he goes, why do you call it Vaseline when it's petroleum jelly? And I looked at him like, those are words I don't even know. Like, you can't eat it. It's not jelly. And he goes, it's petroleum jelly. And we're all kind of stopped. Like, we were having fun building this bomb and now Mike's ruining it. Well, look at the jar. It doesn't even say Vaseline. Vaseline's a Brand name petroleum jelly is the product. We're like 14. Dude, calm down. And later we're like, yeah, we don't care, Mike. Well, I'm not even. And he was so frustrated that John just said, you can go, get out.

[C]

Go home, get out of here.

[A]

Kleenex? Yeah, Kleenex, Xerox, Vaseline. And then. But later on I was like, he's not wrong. But why bring it up? That's the John Eaton's of the world. No fun though. And then you get nice things from people.

[C]

It's just.

[A]

Good morning, gentlemen. I'd like to start off by saying thank you for the entertainment that you give me while I'm at work. And also on my drive home. I live in Mexico, but I work in Tucson. So you also work in Mexico. You guys make my day a lot easier and less stressful. Thank you. And yes, Holmberg, I'm going from Mexico to Mexico, referring to Tucson as Little Mexico. Yeah, I just did that. Oscar, you live in Mexico and work in Tucson. That's how bad Tucson is. He's the only Mexican that heads south every day back into Mexico. He's the, he's Trump's dream. I like it when they head south on their own. That's what I say. Thank you, Oscar. You come up, you do your job and God forsaken Tucson and then you get in a car and say the last thing I want. You know what? Tucson is the biggest deterrent to Mexican border crossers. Put him in Tucson. How about that? If you cross the border illegally, we won't put you in Alligator, Alcatraz or any of those jails. Brady, we're gonna get you a two bedroom place in Tucson and you'll want back in Mexico so fast. A lot of people say Tucson is worse than Mexico cuz they've been there. Well, Oscar, I'm proud of you. You're getting it done. I don't understand that and I didn't know that was allowed to. What a pain in the ass Oscar's life must be. Every day he crosses the border to come here legally, works and then goes back to Mexico. He's got to be a billionaire down there. Unless what he's doing is trafficking drugs. Because I know that happens a lot to the back and forth on that. So maybe Oscar drops his work off by the U. Of A and then drives back to Mexico and gives he and his cartel friends a lot of money. But Oscar, I'm. That's, that's good on you, man. I couldn't do that. I don't like driving from the Biltmore to here. It's 11 minutes. Imagine hopping in a car. I mean I'd want to leave Mexico every morning, but certainly not to destination too. Yeah, you're leaving for Tucson. No. Is this true, John? This is. I don't know if this is true or not. Said this guy evidently knows that John Eaton too says karma slap John Eaton so hard this morning for being such an aggressive person. He's stuck at a QT battling explosive poops. I'm not going to excuse him for being late either. Get your ass to work, you one legged R. Word. How does he sign the rest of the crew? Everyone knows this John Eaton character. How do they know he's dumping a qt? I don't know. They must have, must have been a. Like a. He might have text in it might.

[B]

Be around a little late taking a.

[A]

Huge dump right now and it's not stopping. I think I might float it out. You guys hear us often too. I'm getting, I'm going through the emails often complain about how and I'm not wrong and they hate talking about it and so none of them talk to me anymore and they don't like me. And I, I said it yesterday, I'm like, I wonder why everybody used to like me here in the, in the higher ups and now nobody does and it's because I didn't even put it together because I'm mean to them. I'm like, I'm horrible to them. No, no wonder I started thinking about, well, why would you think they like you? All you talk about is how bad they are at their jobs and I stand by that. So of course. So I figured something out yesterday because I remember saying on the air, I'm like, it does seem like for a while there everybody was like, liked me and then after a while like just shaking their heads like we hate that guy. And it's because I'm, I'm a jerk to them. I just realized it yesterday, I didn't even place them as human beings because they're so bad at what they do. I, I was, I was horrible and I had to realize, oh yeah, they're human beings. They're very insulted by me, so of course they hate me. I'm fine with that. But it came to that epiphany yesterday as I complained more about how terrible they are pulling more money from another thing and just never, never ever going to invest in radio again and flip.

[C]

It on the other side. You feel insulted by the way.

[A]

Well, look, I've been insulted, but they're not out loud calling me bad at my job. I am to them because they are. They've been on. Look, anybody on the clock over the last 20 years of radio in the higher ups executive position is culpable for its failings. But they won't ever take the blame for it. They just keep spending research to see if the Cult is still a viable song you guys want to hear. And I argue that they don't care anyway. This guy says I work crazy hours and haven't listened live lately. But something that I think is very interesting when it comes to your Bob's situation. Now everybody knows what the Bob's are. You've all got Bobs at your work. How many radio shows have podcasts? Maybe more than I think. I don't know. Have a huge following that will listen to it after it's already occurred. You do for radio. It's Radio Bob's. You have a following of people that may agree or not agree with the conversations. I would guess. I love it all no matter what because it's one of the only places on public broadcast of any type that has an open conversation. It can still be an outlet on a daily basis for me to laugh. I have my own views like anybody else, but I can laugh at all of it. And more people should appreciate what you guys do in that arena. Damn it. He's right. Hire this guy. I. You should be a Bob. Everything is up for laughs in this place and we need more of it. If the Bobs don't get that fm, keep it up. Only show I've ever in my life followed in any way or on any outlet and it's been 20 years of it. I need the last because every day life just gets harder and it keeps getting worse. I need the last and you guys deliver. Period. Thank you, Josh. That's right, Bob. Did you hear that? Now spend another $75,000 to see if Smashing Pumpkin should get played nine times a day. See, and that's why they hate me. Brady and I didn't register that. Like, why do they hate me? Oh, because of that stuff right there. I'm a jerk to them.

[C]

A couple of Bob's like, wait a.

[A]

Minute, we're spending that much? I didn't know about it. Trust me, they used to spend more. We found that the cult is a 42% with your core P1s. Is that something we want to put on the air anymore or is it a gold or is it a recurrent or. Or what? I don't know, is it a good song? But the research says. All right, then cut it. No, we're not so sure. Well, then you don't know what you're doing. That's up to the program director. Oh, I see. You throw all this ambiguous research at another guy so when it fails, he gets fired. Brilliant. It's consultants. That's a consultant dream job. It's brilliant. Here's all our research. It's hard to read. It's up to you now to figure this out. And if you don't, you're fired and we'll bring in another guy and I'll still be here. I've never heard a consultant say after I've watched consultants take brand new morning shows and they're wildly, you know, erect and excited about this More. Oh, this is great. We're so excited about the new Joe show. It's going to be huge. Now, this person is this, this, this, and this. And we're going to guide them. And I'm going to have daily meetings and everything. It's like eight months later. It's just not working out. They're not. We're going to move on to another one. You guys had something to do with that, didn't you? No, no, no. It's just their personality sucked. I'm like, isn't your hiring practices bad? Oh, no, no. It just didn't. We couldn't mold them into what we wanted. Like, oh, I thought you didn't have to when you. I remember the first email was like, this is going to be great because they're so good. What do you mean? You couldn't mold them into what? And then they fire them and they bring on another show and do the exact same thing. Katie, KB is a perfect example. Like, their eighth morning show. They've only been a station for 10 years, and Izzy's the only one that's actually made headway. It took Ian Campfield coming on our show to be morning show of the year in some magazine. And that was after they fired him. Bob's. But again, I have to apologize to the Bob's. I'm sorry. I couldn't figure out how come you guys don't like me anymore. It's because I think you suck. I haven't figured out why they got so grouchy with me, but it's my fault. I'm a complete dick. And then you get this stuff. Brady, you're gonna like this one. This guy's unhinged, and evidently he's been emailing. We have a. What do they call that thing when the emails don't come to us, they go to that other message. Yeah, it's like a general [e-mail] I believe is our. Is that what it is? Yeah, info@98k video. So sometimes people email that and just think I sit here all day and it's. That's me.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And so they'll start yelling at me or praising or whatever they do, but it's usually Toledo and I answering them. Right, that's you. And then Amy and Larry also get those. And Amy just works. She's just digital and marketing and all that. So she's just down there and so she'll pick a few of these up. Larry gets them.

[C]

He gets verbal voice messages.

[A]

Well, sometimes, yeah, people will call that and think they're talking to me and they think I'm just like answering all. I don't do anything. Which is what the Bob's complaining about. But Larry told me yesterday, I got this guy, but he goes, I never want to bring these things to you. I have no problem. He goes, he thinks you blocked him and he hates you. And he goes, I'm a little worried. I don't want you to. I don't want you to know about him. But I think he's one of those guys that could go off the rails. And I'm like, well then I need to know about it. Like that's a dude. I absolutely. So this guy evidently has been emailing non stop. And you know why he hates me, Brady. This is exactly what he hates about me. I'm a gay communist Trump lover. He's okay with you being a Jew though. I didn't before it was. I haven't seen any of that. Okay, all right, but think of that.

[C]

He hasn't picked up on this.

[A]

I'm a gay communist Trump lover. Trump lover. And I'm ruining the country. Congratulations. The last email because I said Larry, just because I had to tell the guy, I'm like, I'll respond to him because he's not emailing me and he thinks I've blocked him. So he just keeps throwing these emails out that are.

[C]

Someone will get him.

[A]

Well, no, he thinks it's me. He. And so he thinks I blocked him. So all the emails are like, since you block me, you pussy and you this, that and your homosexuality and you're a communist Trump lover. And I'm like, I don't know if that's even. I want to try that someday. I think I'd split in half. So I Emailed him yesterday. I'm like, hey, not for nothing, but your crazy rants aren't getting to me. I don't even know how to block anybody. I just skip it. If you. If you're crazy, then I see your name, I just start skipping. Yeah, yeah. Like you're. I try to have a regular conversation with some people who are a little nuts, and then when it turns to insults, I'm just, well, this isn't worth my time. I'm not doing that to you. Unless you work in vice presidents or anything higher up. Then I'll insult you. But. So he text yesterday, and this is when Larry told me. He goes, you and KUPD, Mr. Holberg. It says, you and KUPD have turned the United States into a third world crap hole. You will not be forgiven. Collapse is now imminent. F you all the way to hell. It's crazy. And then he sent me a link to something, and so I started to read the other ones. You homo commie. So I'm like. So I emailed him yesterday. I'm like, hey, here's my email address. Send them to me. So at least I know when you're coming. You know, one of those deals. I know I got some. Some lunatic on a rooftop looking at me. So he emailed yesterday. Mr. Holberg actually spelled my name right. Actually, you did block me. I don't know how it says a person can select from general comments. Homework. Morning sickness, Larry Fitch, Shan, Man Craven, Marcus, Susan, something called Rudy Bustios, and Amy. I chose home birds. Morning sickness for two and a half or three years. And you announced about six months ago you're going to block people. No, what I announced was if I could ever figure it out, I would try. I just don't care that much. So I've been sending you hundreds of emails. Uh, you blocked me or arranged that I was blocked nonetheless. I'm happy to have a civil conversation with you, but we're not cherry picking topics. Everything's fair game if you're good with that. And we can start at any time. You have freedom of speech, and I accept that. I'll give you a day or two to catch your breath and we'll start a civil conversation. Remember, no cherry picking topics, including your sexuality. Big on me being gay. Wow. In return, if you have the ability to talk about the subjects that you believe pertain to me, I have no problem. If you think I'm gay, that's fine. Maybe bisexual or straight. I'm sure I fall somewhere between those three options. What? I don't Care what people think of me. Most everyone I know has me figured out. The only person I've got to please is myself. I bet you've been pleasing yourself for a long time. Maybe same pertains to you. When you get to my age, you stop giving a sheet.

[C]

There's a top sent hundreds of emails.

[A]

Yeah, because he just doesn't care. He's at a certain agent. Stop caring, he said. What topic shall we start with? Let's discuss your Grinder account. I don't listen to your show minute by minute, but very rarely do you announce your email address. Holmberg98kupd.com I suspected that was your email address, but I hadn't had the time to try it. You've had time to just fire off letter after letter. Then it says, this is my next step. Take the weekend, watch some football and I'll be in touch. And thank you for sending me this email. I've gained a little more respect for you. And then he told me to check out. Then he told me he hates country music too, and that he only listens to female country music stars. Sorry if I've misspelled anything. I'm very tired. Be safe, Ernie.

[C]

So Ernie was listening when we went on vacation, apparently in August.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I reran when you created your Grinder.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And you were getting hit up with.

[C]

Messages like even during the Brady Report.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[C]

I think it even was pinging on the air.

[A]

But for. Oh yeah, it was non stop. For three or four years he's been emailing hate towards me. But I'd like someone to explain what a Trump loving communist is.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Putin maybe, but I don't think he likes Trump that much. We're told that they're by Trump. We're told by Trump. I don't understand that, but more than happy to. I don't know how this show and the station that we work for has turned the US into a third world. Can we all collaborate? Is it? Yeah, I guess it is.

[C]

Can we all collaborate on a topic to start discussions with him?

[A]

Well, I know I told him. I told him in the follow up. I said, so you pick it like you've been railing on me for three years. Evidently I haven't gotten one of your emails. So just go back and do your greatest hits and fire off a few at me that make me a communist. Trump loving. Which made me happy. Because that means he has no idea where I stand, which is my goal. Keep guessing, but I'm not a communist. And I also don't love Trump.

[C]

You are gay and.

[A]

Well, yeah, I know. I play a gay on the radio for, you know, just in case we ever get in trouble. I can go. I can't yell at me. I'm homosexual. I identify as a homosexual. Just. I struggle with it because it's so gross.

[C]

So it's Ernie's fault for bringing identity politics into this.

[A]

Correct. I think. I don't know, but the emails that Larry was sharing with me yesterday, dude loses it sometimes and. And I evidently have some sort of a way to manipulate the entire society into dropping all the usa. And I'm like, I think you gave me a little more credit than I deserve. I don't think I can actually destroy a nation. I'd like to think I could, but I don't think I can. It's strange. But, yeah, I have a feeling he's gonna be showing up quite a bit. Showing up?

[C]

What?

[A]

I'm just saying emails. Oh, he's gonna pop up eventually. Having read what he's done in the past, we're gonna have to get the authorities involved. That's my guess.

[C]

He did calm down a little bit on the response.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Because when all you're reaching out, all.

[A]

You ever have to do to somebody who's lost their mind is reach out and go, hey, I'm right here. If you want to actually have a conversation, I'm willing to do it. The problem we have is people lose their minds and only talk to people, and then they fire themselves up and they've never actually talked to the thing they're really crazy mad at. And then a human becomes a human, and you're like, oh, it's the level.

[C]

One to level 10. There's no in between.

[A]

Everybody that was mad at Charlie, Kirk, or anybody else that was screaming and yelling and could disagree with them all day always said that once you talk to him, you're like, oh, now he's a human being. It's different. You know, Mike Tyson's famous thing, Everybody's got a game plan until you get punched in the face and you realize, oh, I can scream and yell and train for an argument I'm not actually in. But the second I confront the thing that I'm really mad at, that's going to be different. There's a person now that's real me and the Bob's. I scream and yell about how much I don't like him. Then I'm confused. I'm like, oh, yeah, they're people and you're being a dick, which is fine. And then, my friend, the disgraced. Dr. Jordan just texted and said you are a homo. F word. I like this guy. He's right. Thanks, Jordan. Yeah, that's kind of fun. I like that. Here's something that's insane. If. If you were. I'm going to go out and maybe even piss off Ernie right now. If you love the cops, you're going to like what I'm about to do. If you hate the cops, you have to take a second to set back and listen to what happened. This is an actual audio of a policeman pulling a person over in 2025. And I'll tell you right now, the reason I couldn't be a cop is because my. My taser would be deployed constantly in moments like this. This is a guy pulling someone over. Listen to the words. And the. The camera caught all of it. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's lengthy, but it's. It's so unbelievably. 2025. Here we go. Can you remember that I told you that non Binary. Yeah.

[C]

I'll try my hardest.

[A]

I'll refer to you as Kai, right? Yes. Perfect. I need to know if you have any injuries or anything that would prevent you from doing a standard walker return tonight. Mental health, Any physical injuries. Face.

[B]

Mentally.

[A]

Yeah, no, I'm just saying. Okay. Depression, anxiety. I get you very. Now with your right foot in front of your left in a heel to toe touching manner with your arms by your side. Just like this.

[B]

Ma'.

[A]

Am. Not call me ma', am, please. I'm trying my hardest. Okay, well, okay. It means a lot to me. I'm trying my hardest.

[C]

I don't feel like it means so.

[A]

Okay. It's kind of triggering. Right foot in front of your left. Nope, go back. I'm sorry. That's a whole man thing. Just like. I apologize. Let's see if we can move forward from it. You have zero questions. No, but I just want to tell you that I suffer from really bad anxiety, especially with generational trauma and PTSD around white people and cops. She's white. It's just. I'm gonna speak with you right over here, okay? Yes, ma'. Am. Go ahead and place your hands behind your back. Don't, dude, don't make it hard. Please don't make it hard. No, you're. You're going to get a resistance. Dude. I. You're going to get a resistance. I don't. Don't resist. Don't. Listen to me. Don't resist. Don't. You're being a white man. And I followed all of your, like, as an indigenous person, like, you guys. You guys are scaring me. There's nothing to be afraid of. Yes, it is. It's called generational trauma. It's generational trauma.

[B]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. 28k u p d. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[C]

It's called I'm drunk and I'm busting drunk.

[A]

Non binary alcoholic. It doesn't apply to you that you can lean on your non binary status and drive drunk.

[C]

She was so. She was so like.

[A]

I was like, okay, maybe she hot because she sounds so stupid, but no, no, no. Also horrendously ugly. Right? And not she. They were drunk and they were stupid. I don't either. My favorite.

[C]

You triggered me.

[A]

Yeah, I'm triggered as well. That's my point. So everybody who hates the police, that's what they deal with on a regular basis. Her phrase, oh, my God, you're being a white man. As if he has a choice. I would have tasered them multiple times, constantly just tasing. Just. I'm not doing. I'm not dealing with this. So to our police officers, occasionally we forget. Thank you. They should tase people more often. Yes. There's always a few that step out of line and go too far. That's true in every. Every industry. We trust them not to do that. They have a higher standard to live up to. But as often as we get through a day without anything bad happening and they got to deal with that crap, you have to sometimes sit back and say, maybe I'm being a little too hard on them. You don't have to like them, but you don't have to assume that they're having the greatest day ever. And they just. I understand they're at a higher standard, but my God, you're triggering me with generational trauma. What the hell is that? I had to look it up. It basically means throughout generations of America, it has been passed down how terrible our ancestors were to other people, to us. And she's traumatized by it. For instance, I don't know. Slavery still traumatizes this young thing, and she can't deal with it. There's been wars. There's been all sorts of things that have happened through generations that she carries with her every day. And that used to be called sort out your crap and get over some things. There's nothing to it.

[C]

Which is why I don't test well.

[A]

Well, I do that all the time. I think that's a great move if you can do it in a. If you can use it to your advantage, that's great. But if you're drunk driving your trans situation, your identification doesn't apply at all.

[C]

Other than some spectacular video.

[A]

Oh, it's phenomenal stuff. But I am.

[C]

You skip a police officer and you know this person is drunk.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Can you just skip all the testing and just say, need you to do the breathalyzer?

[A]

No, you have to ask permission.

[C]

That's what I'm wanting. I mean, so they say no.

[A]

If they say no, then you just hook them up and you take them in for a blood test. I watched a lot of opening. You're going to jail.

[C]

Can they eliminate the process of reasonable straight line?

[A]

And here's the thing that. Here's the deal with that.

[C]

I'm not sure. I'm just asking.

[A]

A lot of advice is given with, like, a DUI pullover to say, don't do their test. A lot of the time.

[C]

Deny them.

[A]

And. Well, and just say don't. But if they have reasonable suspicion, they're just going to hook you up and say, all right, maybe you're not drunk, but we're going to get a blood test. We're going to take you down. We'll get a warrant for this, and we'll make it work.

[C]

And a lot of times, I guess they can find out through the test.

[A]

Oh, absolutely. Like, okay, they're 100. Fine. Yeah, it's a little. It's a little tougher. And that's probably the truth, that you're probably more accurate. It's in your blood. Exactly. If you're drinking and you start throwing that around, you're. You're asking for it. Either way, the best bet you've got, I think personally and I know lawyers would tell you the opposite. Do the test. Because, like, a lot of the times the cops will look and go, I don't think you're. I think you're functioning fine. What else is going on? I watch OP Live all the time. These guys will make them go through. They give you, like, a thousand chances to pass that test. Half the time I'm watching, going, put the bracelets on this guy. He can't even stand up. And they're like, they're giving him all the chances. And you see times where the people are being cool and they're like, leave your car here. Call someone to pick you up. We're good. Yep. You know, but the second you accused me of being a white male, them's fighting words. You're being a white God damn It you. How dare you point that out. You can't say that about someone else. You're being a brown man, being a white man. But she got triggered when he said ma' am and she tried to turn it on him. I swear to God. To the police officers who haven't tased anybody yet, I don't know how you hold off. I don't know how you do it. I text that to my buddy Ben the cop and I said, thank you. I've never heard your name mentioned in a terrible news story. And I know you've dealt with this times 10. And you've never like thrown a taser at somebody just for the fun of it. I would do it three, four times a day if I could. I don't know how you tolerate it, but sometimes we have to point out these dudes are good people, these women are good people trying to do their best and there's a few bad apples that make us think they're all bad. You accuse them of all being racist, which is exactly what you don't want to be accused of based on what you are, of stereotypes, by behavior of a few. Like us white men. We're not all toxic, most of us, but not all. It's pretty hilarious. But when I saw that, I'm like, oh my God, this one says your email isn't platinum gay at Altaz. Who have I been talking to? You've been talking to my they. My non toxic white. A non binary host. That's me. I call myself Pat. It's crazy. So I personally believe that if you get tased by, by a police officer, probably your fault. Like 99% of the time if you're getting tased by a cop, it's probably your fault. I know that's going to rub some people the wrong way.

[C]

Sure, maybe he was pointing, threatening at one time and it went off accidentally.

[A]

I know 1%. I really think if a cop draws a taser on you at that point, there's a reason kind of your fault. I don't know because I haven't been in that situation that tasers just get pulled out for no reason. Usually it's something terrible going on and the cops just pointed at you. Now if that were to happen, I know what I'm going to do. Comply immediately. And I get that some people aren't in on that train, but okay, this one says, I've not tased anyone, but I have punched a few people in the face and I've pepper a few people in the face. It's super entertaining if I'm being honest. Thank you, officer. Of course it's entertaining the way the body reacts to a tasing and usually it's probably satisfying because the person you taste sort of deserved it. I don't know how some of these cops restrain themselves just using a taser instead of. I mean constantly. When I watched OP Live this weekend, a guy was coming after somebody with a hammer. I saw that. Yeah. And I'm like pull the glock. Yeah. Get him through the taser. Why are you teasing this guy? Oh, all you'd hear on my radio constantly it's officer Humberg. I got a guy pulled over here. I'm gonna take a look at his suspicion, the dui. That's how that all sounds. And walk up to the car, wrap on the window. I didn't even say hello to the guy. Just immediately I deployed it again. I did it again to somebody was looking at me watching it. I need new tasers.

[C]

What seems to be the problem?

[A]

Problem is I have a taser I haven't used for an hour and you were the closest. I would be a horrible cop. Oh yeah? Yeah. And this guy says I blame white people for what's happening. I blame all white parents for not putting a foot in their kids asses when the second they say they're non binary. Wait till you're 18 to start telling your dad that. I've always said this. It's the single mother's fault and they're doing a great job. But saying I don't need a man creates this because women's job is to coddle and emotionally support a child with love and hugs and everything's okay and to make your emotions so valid that they feel like they're impenetrable. It's a dad's job to go in there and go shut the up constantly and remind you your emotions are going to do nothing but get you in trouble if you let him run wild. Ryan says since it's a them give them two charges of dui, two charges of resisting. I bet this s stops real quick. Yeah. Dad's job is to make it more pragmatic. Mom's job. And single mothers do an amazing job. But with with them saying I don't need a man in my life they make it so their kids grow up very emotional. That's a woman's job. So if you only have the woman in the house, kids are going to grow up super duper emotional triggered by generational trauma. A dad would stop that. There isn't A dad in the world that's gonna encourage your son comes home. Dad, I'm just having a hard time at school. Why? The revolutionary wars got me down. What? Get the over it. What? We killed so many English for no reason. Oh, my God. I get a pussy on my hands here. I gotta do something about this. They're toughen the boy up. You go out, you take him in the backyard, you throw some Jaeger in his gut and you tell him, look, kid, it could be the Queen of England or a homeless person. Eventually, everyone on this planet takes the pipe. You have to have to settle in and know that you're gonna get knocked around. Now shut the up. Quit worrying about the Revolutionary War. Don't you feel bad about our history? Nope. My taser would go off so much, it would cause radio interference. Yeah, we would be like, what's going on? Call the engineers. Officer Holmberg's close. He's tasing everything. This one says, I'm with you, Jewy. That's a new one. Cops should be allowed to taser idiots for their therapeutic use. I Absolutely. That's what I would do. I'm not saying they should be allowed to do it, but I'm saying that if I was a cop, you'd see my dumb face on the news with the big eyes and the mouth wide open going, did I just. Oh, my God. Did I do what they're telling me I did? Probably. I'm going to pull over and take a look at. There's some kids at a park and. Taser deployed. Taser deployed. One looked at me. Taser deployed would be my nickname nonstop. But, yeah, if you're. We need dads in the world. I hated that I said that years ago. I've been saying it forever. When I watch Maury Povich and the audience, Oprah, the audience would cheer when a woman would say, well, I'm raising them by myself because I don't need a man. I'm like, oh, not supposed to cheer that. I understand. This lady feels like she's in it alone. She's doing this all uphill battle by herself. But saying, I don't need a man. That's been 30 years of this. It's real easy. Everybody's trying to figure out why this is going. 30 years of this, of. Of people just making kids and not really having roles. It's a fact dads have to hang around. One of the people I admire the most is my buddy Winston. He makes no bones about it. When his kids get out of line, he tells me what happens? They're getting taken care of. And I'm like, and those kids are great. They behave. It's totally different when you've got kids that have just been raised by a mom. Cause moms are. Moms are beautiful things. I remember I got hit in the face with a baseball in fourth grade. Blew my eyeball to pieces. I thought I was gonna die. And at night, my eye swelled up at a black. Everybody gets a black eye and play baseball. You're gonna take events, you're gonna get hit. I'm laying in bed, my mom's next to me, and she goes, everything's gonna be okay. And she put, without realizing it, the fear of going blind in my head. You will see again. Everything's kind of like, wait a minute. That wasn't a concern of mine that we're. We're dancing around the maybe never gonna see again thing. I didn't say that. In my head, I'm like, oh, geez, that's scary. And you're gonna be just fine. And she just loved it. And you look like your eye. It's just fine. My dad came in and goes, got a shiner. Eh. Didn't care. Didn't touch me. Didn't have a moment. It's a good shiner. Yeah, that's a real good one. You got popped in the face. Next day at school, because my mom said I was maybe gonna be blind. Without realizing she'd said that I couldn't see. My eyes started to water, and I touched the thing, and it was like I got hit in the face again. Run to the nurse's office at Osuna Elementary School in Albuquerque, New Mexico. And I said, I think something's broken. The nurse can't hear that. Not call my dad at work. And she did. He has a broken orbital socket. My dad left work and basically said, it better be broken. I got there, and luckily there was a little chip. Nothing it could do. I'm like, am I really at the hospital? My mom was crying. Am I at the hospital because my son has a black eye? Is that happening? Did I leave work because my son's got a black eye? Danny's scared. I know. That's emotion. He's fine. What are you scared of? The black eye doesn't get worse. Mom said I was going blind. Your mother's crazy. That's something you need to learn early, being a great dad. Had my dad not been there, I would have had a broken eye socket. I'd have been traumatized forever. I probably had to quit baseball. My mom was crying. I was scared of going blind. It took my dad showing up going, hey, shut up. Disgraced Dr. Jordan says you've been taking balls to your face for years. Since then. That's probably. Probably gonna spike Ernie a little bit for an email. Good one, Jordan. Either way, you know, you got to do that. Got to be a dad. Single mom should do a great job. But get a dude involved and have him help out. Especially the one that's burned you. The dude that spermed. You should be more involved. That's the thing. And it's on. Dudes gotta stick around.

[C]

Even married, it's a challenge. Sometimes you gotta find your roles.

[A]

What? You know, of course. But you know, it's balanced. Brady, you're the emotional one at your house. Kirby gets it. Kirby wants it. Kirby gets it. We see it, it's there. Somebody's got to play the heavy every once in a while. I don't see that being you. Like, maybe physically you're the heavy, or it used to be, but you're a coddling, loving man. I would like you to be my dad. It'd be easy to walk on you. I'm going over here. I'm going with you.

[C]

Like, life's pretty good.

[A]

That's right. There it is. That guy right there. The rose colored glasses. They're beautiful. That's why Kirby is that burgeoning drug cartel that she started. And Brady's turned a blind eye to it.

[C]

I'll just start earning.

[A]

Just earn. Just bring it home. Earn be a good one. It's good stuff. But this non binary. If I ever heard anyone say that they're suffering from generational trauma, I would. Blackjack dealer. That situation so fast. Oh, we're done here. I'll see you guys later. Raul's coming up. He's your next dealer. Generational trauma. I saw a videotape of Martin Luther King's assassination. I just didn't know what you were. I wasn't even born yet. It affects me. You're the generation of videos. How in the world is that affecting you? Oh, I see what's going on here. You're trying to get out of doing something stuff by acting like it all bothers you. I get it. It's. You're lazy.

[C]

Every once in a while you hear the ones that the person will say something like that, and that person they're saying it to. Almost like Charlie Kirk would do that. Every now and then there's another guy, but they're like, tell me the definition of that.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that you'd say a word.

[C]

Generational.

[A]

Yeah. What are you talking about? And they have a definition. General. Yeah.

[C]

And they don't they.

[A]

Well, that was the thing. He would always do that when somebody would say fascism or, you know something. What is the definition of a fascist? Like, you know what it is? Like they get mad. They really just. They're just spewing out words. Generational trauma. Brady, is people who can't handle that. Life has been going on long before they were here, and a lot of it was ugly. I seem to be struggling with that today. Even though it's been all sorted out. They're basically just.

[C]

We all deal with it then.

[A]

Of course we do. It's society. Yeah. It's how you deal with it. But if you're traumatized by the Civil War still, I think psychiatrists would call. You're carrying a lot of baggage forward. I think that. I think you really need to start putting some of these rocks down. They're anchoring you. And. And what?

[B]

And.

[A]

And it's basically a fear of living. Bad things have happened in the past, which therefore means they will happen in the future, which is a possibility. They will happen to me. So I'm afraid. And moms will hug you and say, it's scary out there. And dads will go, shut the up. Get out there. You know, you'll be fine. It's the bubble wrap.

[C]

But don't be afraid of it.

[A]

It's the bubble wraps. Oh, things suck. Yeah, you're gonna run into crappy stuff all the time. But let me remind you, Amazon drones are about to drop off another iPad for you. I think you're living a pretty good life. Get over it. You know what they didn't have when Paul Revere was warning everybody that the empire of England was here? IPads or texting. He had to ride around and do it. Paul Revere was the original iPad. He was the first. You know, first alert Weather Watch Channel three throws at you. Or when you're in the grocery store and the monsoons come through and everybody's phones go. Paul Revere had to do that by himself. Generational trauma. What do you think he was going through? I'll show you generational trauma. Take the car away and give you a horse. Take away your phone and make you have to talk to people. Then you'll see some generational trauma when I put you in a different generation. And yet people can't get enough of that Renaissance Festival. They go out there and have a party. If you had generational trauma. Let me drop you off at the Ren Faire? You think things are better now or not? Because if you. If you say this was a better time, I'm going to leave you here. Enjoy the plague.

[C]

Yeah, they went through that. But there were some good festivals back then.

[A]

Sure, they had parties. They made the most of it.

[C]

A year delayed.

[A]

They made the most of it. They made the most of it. Viktor Frankl Man's search for meaning. You can't take away my right to choose how I choose to feel. Can't be done. I choose how this affects me. You can't take that. You can take everything else from me. You cannot take my brain's ability to choose how I feel about it. No matter what you do. Besides kill me. Can't do it. Generational trauma.

[C]

Oh, maybe that's how she felt.

[A]

What? Her? Yeah, okay, but. Yeah, but it doesn't make you right all the time. Make sure you still make some bad choices. You have the right to choose it. But generational trauma is basically saying I'm helpless to everything. I'm not a strong person. And people coddle that. Taser deployed. No balls to the faceline. Still got me. Jordan. I'm still trying to come up with something. That was solid. 7:33, what do you got on our non offensive, gender neutral board of music? Well, I got nothing then. Yeah. Okay, then look on a regular. Look on a regular offensive, toxic one. Do you have a toxic board? Yes. Okay, Action Ride Shop. Bringing you that toxic board and getting you guys ready for the bike season is what it's all about. And Action Ride Shop is the place to do it with the two locations. The OG right there on Gilbert Road and Southern. And of course brand new right there on Power Road and McDowell. Need to get that old bike fix ready for the trails. You need a new bike. You need any accessories, pads, helmets, whatever. They got you dialed in. So go to action rideshop.com and follow them on all the socials. It's happening. It's happening because this song is perfect. I would love for Keith Urban to break into what you're about to say on stage. And every woman would leave this the show. Go ahead and just run them off. All right. 9ish nails, terrible lie, Avenge Sevenfold. I know where you're going, so I'll say. Oh, yeah, yeah. Seven Dust, Ghost Inside, Twisted Sister, Winger, Alice in Chains, Soil, Fear Factory, Metallica and Van Halen. Pound Cake. Now Keith Urban's been getting a little bit lippy on stage about his new 24 year old girlfriend. Assumed that's who he's banging. But he's starting to tell her he loves her and stuff and I. And you know, so he's. He's changing lyrics and he's eventually. He's eventually going to do pound cake on stage and just sing it to her. I'm just gonna hump her in front of the crowd. He's. He's 57. He's got a 24 year old super fan that loves him and is gonna. Gonna ruin his life. Succubus. But pound cake's the way to go. I figured. So everything. I'm gonna stop singing the song real quick. Maggie, I've been staring at you all night long and it's time I started doing it. I just love my baby's pound cake. Here we go. Three, four. It's happening. I'm Keith Urban and I have to sing this to my girl Maggie. What happened to Nicole? Who? Oh, right now, that's all pound cake. This is fresh, fluffy pound cake for me. Keith. Yeah. You were born 11 months before 9. 11. This one's for you, love. He's gonna. Every woman's gonna hate him. But if Keith broke into this guitar virtuoso, it's going to be great. Van Halen's your wake up song for Maggie and Keith. He loves his baby's pound cake. It's 98 KUPD. Go get him.

[B]

Arizona's most powerful rock radio station.

[A]

He said fully erect. Still streaming Homburg's morning sickness [e-mail] before we get to the Brady report, I've already heard from Ernie, the guy that I said has been getting blocked for three years, but not by me. And basically what I said was he's, you know, potentially reading some of these old emails, maybe unhinged. Who knows, we might have to get the authorities involved. And I said I'd have a civil conversation with him, but the second it turns into name calling and personal attacks, that it just. It's not civil and it's annoying. He fires back. Holmberg, you can't see it right now, but I'm laughing my ass off. I challenge you to call the popo. Bring it on. Everyone in my repair shop knows I despise you, you little cupcake. No fear. You're a pussy, snowflake. I'll be in touch. Well, see, like one email earlier, I said, I'll let you know anything you want to know and we can talk about whatever. Let's just keep it respectful because in the past you've kind of gone off the rails. And he called me names. The next email like, ah, I was more than willing to open this.

[C]

Don't think they'll be nice debates.

[A]

I don't know. Well, you know, look, I'm willing to have that dialogue. He thinks I'm a gay communist Trumpist. I don't even know what that is. That's my first question to you. What is a gay communist Trump supporter? And if you say me, it's an unfair answer. Please define that. Understand that I don't get how I can be all those things. They seem contradictory. Not the gay communist part, because that would be a left leaning thing. And if you're hating Trump, you should be happy that you think I'm gay. Maybe a little disappointed in me going so far to be communist, but also communist and supporting Trump. I don't know that you can do that. That's some serious political gymnastics. I'll try. I want to give everybody free health care. Free, free, free. Also freeload. It just. It doesn't sound right coming out of his mouth. And speaking of coming out of his mouth, the gay thing. Let's get into that. Why does it matter if you think I'm gay or not? I just want to know those. Don't call me names. That's silly. Then I got an email from a guy. I liked it. Jay says Holmberg. My name is Jonas. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. That's a Weezer song. My name is Jonas. I'm a 40 year old Zuni native. He wrote it. He wrote it. I didn't say it. He wrote it. I n J U n. That's him. A Mizzou ni native engine from northern Arizona. I've been working down here in the valley for years now. Love listening to the morning sickness. And general generational trauma is a bunch of bs. These modern day white kids and just kids in general don't have any idea what generational trauma is about. My Zuni people have endured historical trauma from the American government, the Mexican government and the Spanish floated over here and did it too. Generational trauma. Our native ancestors always had that warrior teacher to say, hey, we are down and out for now, but we have to keep on the road and finish the journey. Stay strong, find a way, dust off and keep on keeping on. Is that an Indian phrase? Keep on keeping on? I didn't know the Indian original. They brought that on. I thought that was Bonnie Franklin from One Day at a Time. Got to keep on keeping on. Nope.

[C]

She ripped it off.

[A]

She ripped it off. Well, Whitey will do that.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

So that's what these modern day peoples lack. Actual guidance in a real world and truth for instructions in life. The modern day world makes up a bunch of BS these days. A good example of this is when each day is a national this or that day. Conjuring up more crap to make this soft ass world feel at ease. Come on, Big Red radio, always on blast. Have a great day. My name is Jonas. He's right. Every time if you're white and every time you think things are tough generationally for what's going on. Think of a Zuni. They were minding their own business. People floated over to beat them up and they didn't even know they were here. They came over and found them and were like, well, we'll just beat them up.

[C]

What's this about?

[A]

Yeah, and we thought this was empty. No. Welcome. Would you like some vegetables? No. I'm gonna kick your ass. I'm gonna take your vegetables and I'm gonna eat whatever I want. Bring out the turkey. By the way. What's that? Oh, the mighty bison. We're killing all of them.

[C]

Like you like what you've done with your yard. We're gonna take it.

[A]

That's mine. Yeah, you weren't using it right. Hey, I've killed off all the mighty bison. Yeah, we told you we're gonna do that. We're bored. We're Spain. We're leaving. See ya. We are Mexico. Oh no, not again. And then when Mexico left the American a bunch of whites showed up. You want to talk about generational trauma? Prior to the Spanish conquistadors, the Indians didn't had never seen a horse. It would be like Mordor showing up at your house today like what the hell is this? And that's the Spanish guy. Not to mention his ride. I don't know what the Indians were doing before getting from A to B, but it wasn't horses. I'm guessing javelina. What was their mode of transportation?

[C]

By foot?

[A]

They just hoofed it. Yep. Then the Spaniards came over and showed them horses. Horrifying. If you've never seen anything like that, can you imagine?

[C]

It's like rolling over you like this Ferrari.

[A]

What is that? Remember when you were a little kid the first time you were next to a horse and you got all weak and started to cry? Every kid did. No kid ever walked up to a horse the first time and went awesome, Easy. It scares you now.

[C]

Then they were coming back and it's like we should have never introduced them to the horse.

[A]

They've mastered it and they Got really good at him. But a dude knocks on your door with a metal hat on and you look outside and he's got an elephant. It's the first time you've ever seen it. You're like, we're lose this fight. We are way behind already. And I just met this cat, saber toothed tigers. I mean, imagine what they. If they had mastered riding something like that and just showed up at your house like, somebody's here. Honey, are we expecting anyone? He's my Indian family. Are we expecting anyone? No. Get out the Entenmanns and then swing the door over. Hi, I'm from Spain. What the hell is that? It's a horse. Jesus Christ. What's on your head? Giant steel head helmet. We got bad intentions. Generational trauma. Indians win. White girl screaming about that because she doesn't like her genitals. That'll be up on the podcast, I'm sure shortly. You can listen to that whole segment again of that white girl complaining that she's generationally traumatized. That's why she drinks and drives. I don't get people, but I certainly don't get that guy that's going to Ernie. Ernie the Looney Tune. If you know Ernie and you work with him, calm him down a little bit. So, Ernie, nothing can be this important. And by the way, Ernie, for a guy you despise, thanks for all the listening hours that you're putting into the station. I appreciate it. Love me or hate me, them ratings, that's money in my pocket and I like it. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. And that's called the Brady Report. It's brought to you by allproshade.com youm want shade in your yard? Well, they've got it. And they'll do it professionally and they'll actually enhance your property values instead of just slapping up something you drive by. All those old places, they got those ugly old awnings that are hanging off the edge or they're metal or they look like garbage. That ain't happening. All Pro shades makes it match your house. They make it awesome. They actually have a design team that comes out and makes sure it looks the way it's supposed to. They'll kill the glare on that TV, drop the temperature 20 degrees and like Brady said yesterday, as it gets a little cooler outside, that actually provides a little warmth in that area. If you got a little heater and something, oh my God, it's. It's good every direction. If you've got A spot in your backyard that you're like. We'd use a lot more if it was shadier. Well, there's the place to go. AllProchay.com. best in the business for a reason, Brady reported.

[C]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.

[A]

Hello, world. Hi.

[C]

Happy national produce misting day.

[A]

What?

[C]

Veg fresh.

[A]

Geez, Jay was right.

[C]

Scrape the bottom of the barrel for that one or.

[A]

Yeah, that's a tough day, keeping that veg fresh. That's Nathan Sutherland's catchphrase.

[C]

Couple of basis fun facts.

[A]

That's rude. We all shouldn't be laughing as quietly. Come on, man. What are you doing in there, Nathan? I'm just watering her. Well, why? Gotta keep the veg fresh. Nathan, you hilarious. You gonna have my baby. Somebody said. How would Rico Blaze have handled that binary girl? Hey, little mama. We gonna get you all taken care of here. Just start talking about what you need. I'm traumatized by generational problems. I have generational trauma. I don't know what that means, but it makes me hard as a rock, girl.

[B]

Oh, Rigo.

[A]

Blaze likes what he sees here. A little confused angel who's got a drinking problem. I'm looking at you right now, and you may call yourself binary, but I know for a fact you got pinary downstairs. And I'm gonna start knocking around. You want to make a video with me? We'll call it bitches in neutral and we gonna shift them gears. All right, I. I don't identify as a girl or a boy. That's all right. I don't care. I identify as a problem, a solver, and a hole filler. You can identify as what you want. I identify vagina, and I take care of business. You're gonna have generational pipe trauma in a little bit. Please call me them. All right, then. That's how Rico would handle it. He still nailed her because she was fat and white, and Rico liked that. Oh, yeah. Show me your boy side. What do you mean, roll you binary? I'm doing this twice. Thanks for that. Tamara.

[C]

The cartoon guy on the can of Pringles has a name.

[A]

It's Dave. It is? No, we've talked about this. I don't remember. It is Riley P. Riley P. Stickum. There you go. I think that's it. It's Riley P. Stickum, am I right?

[C]

Julius Pringles.

[A]

That's right. It was that Julius Pringles. He's a. He's a power forward for the Knicks. Oh, wait, that's Julius Randall. And he traded him to Minnesota.

[C]

The Canary Islands. Are named after dogs, not birds. King from the country of Mauritania, named them Canary insulae, which translate from. From Latin. Translates from Latin to the island of dogs, because a lot of large dogs live there.

[A]

Which is one of the better movies I've ever watched in my life. Isle of Dogs, which, if you say it right, I love dogs. Great movie. Bryan Cranston. Bill Murray. Phenomenal.

[C]

Famous Canadian hunter named Francis Wharton shot a deer in the late 1960s. Francis didn't have teeth, so he made dentures out of the deer's own teeth.

[A]

God, I gotta see a picture of that. Don't deer have kind of big teeth?

[C]

They're all molars.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But I don't.

[A]

But they're all squared, like, to grind up like grass. Right. They don't have incisors, so it would just be, like, smaller, like horse teeth. Do we have a photo of this? Yes. I remember when Craig Kilborn hosted the Daily show when it first came on. Craig Kilborn, who was one of my favorites. And they would always do a story like Human Interest, and it was hilarious. They found a guy in Montana that was afraid of dentistry, but his teeth started to rot out. So he pulled all his own teeth and he would polish rocks. And he went out and found rocks and shaped them into teeth and jammed them into the holes that the old teeth used to be in. And he had rocks for teeth, and they looked pretty good. But while he's talking, like, they'd fall out and he'd jam them back into the glue. Wouldn't hold. Every day. He had to do it every day. So then he made, like, a bridge for it.

[C]

You have to put away maybe.

[A]

Well, he couldn't drill himself. He had to do the work. And so they talk about that. I can't actually put, like, I can't drill into the bone.

[C]

Doesn't believe in dentistry, but believes in poly grip.

[A]

He did, and it actually works. At first he was just popping rocks into the holes. Then he made a whole mouthful of teeth, and he put, like, braces on the back. It was really. But I don't know how you eat. So these are deer teeth that you're looking at here. And the dude made a mouth of them, huh? Oh, man. Man, his. Can you. You know when the dentist does some work on your teeth and he makes you bite down on that little piece of carbon? Imagine how his jawline was. There was never a good bite again. No. And he just jammed him down. He's tearing with those molars, roots and all. How do you do that.

[C]

Did he file them down? Yeah.

[A]

But how do you get them to stay?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yuck.

[C]

Nails.

[A]

One at a time. Teeth love nails. Everyone knows it. Nothing the teeth handles better than driving a penny nail through it into your gums. Just go to the dentist. Or be toothless.

[C]

It's day two of the government shutdown and someone pulled over 3,000Americans and asked them, how long do you think it'll last? Over half of us think the government will open back up before the end of October.

[A]

Yeah, probably. I don't know.

[C]

That includes one in six. It said by the end of the week. Common answer, two weeks.

[A]

I don't know what's going to happen. I don't even know why it's happening. I get the reasons why people are upset, but seems like we should be able to do something about this. By the way, I just got an email that says, will you stop referring to them as horses? The Spaniards brought over Equus Ferris Cabalis. Signed John Eaton. I'm sorry John, you're right. I didn't go with the Latin scientific name of Equus.

[C]

I was worried he might not be listening this morning.

[A]

You're right, Eaton. My bad.

[C]

Holiday Inn Express is testing new scent based alarm clocks. It works like a diffuser, releasing the scent of your choice when it's time to wake up.

[A]

Anything's better than the smell of the Holiday Inn. I suppose.

[C]

They're trying it out. Different options in different countries. Australia and New Zealand guests can pick options like coffee, bacon, blueberry muffin. In Japan, you can choose the Nashi pear. In Singapore and Thailand, mango is an option.

[A]

You know what, I'm more than out in the US yet they have a Holiday Inn in Japan.

[C]

People need their sleep.

[A]

There was a lot of Ls in that is what I'm saying. Horror Day in sounds horrible, but then bacon is obviously the go to. Everybody's gonna pick bacon. Who wants to want to get out of bed though if that's what the smell is, especially if it's artificial. But blueberry muffin, I guess baking muffin smells good.

[C]

They're guessing in the US not only coffee and bacon would be popular, but donuts, apple pie, pizza, popcorn, pig stuff, barbecue, smoke. This is your list?

[A]

Yeah, this is. Brady sent us the top 10 things you'd like to but what a disappointment it's going to be after the clock sends out the scent and then there isn't any.

[C]

Yeah, mostly I. They did mention that they'll put it up in a lot of the locations where they have pre Breakfast included.

[A]

All right. Yeah. But then you got to go down and eat buffet bacon that other holiday and travelers powdered eggs. Been breathing on for hours. No, thanks. The COVID line of breakfast.

[C]

Families are up in arm at in Minnesota because at White Bear Lake high school they're outraged after founding it, finding out that someone enrolled in the school who claimed to be 17 years old falsified some documents.

[A]

How old?

[C]

24. Why do they want to go back?

[A]

These are bigger. Now you can play some sports.

[C]

Well, the families are upset because he's preying on the.

[A]

Well, he's trying to get.

[C]

Go ahead.

[A]

All right. If you're trying to date.

[C]

I wasn't thinking like that.

[A]

You want to go back and lay some thunder down on some of those high school kids on the basketball court now that you got a little life experience?

[C]

They're investigating it. You know, they're also. The parents want the principal, Russell Reese to be held accountable for this and fired.

[A]

Did the guy look 17? Haven't.

[C]

They haven't released a picture of him or how long he was at the school. Could have been too long because if he started this year.

[A]

Where was it?

[C]

Month or two? White Bear Lake. It's in Minnesota.

[A]

Interesting. I'm trying to see if there's a picture. I can't see it. Man. 20. It says he was 22 here, you said.

[C]

And then. Yeah, there are reports of a 22 year old post. See later it could be up to 24. They're. They haven't confirmed either one.

[A]

They haven't or you haven't?

[C]

The people investigating know the age, but.

[A]

22, it's the eighth story in a row I've seen that says he's 22.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I'm just saying. I'm not attacking you. It's just I don't know where you got 24.

[C]

In my mind, I think I was.

[A]

It on the paper.

[C]

I don't know if 22 is on there. And then that's strange.

[A]

You just made it up and then you stood behind it. Just say that right now. I made it up. And then I thought, no.

[C]

It started off with saying it was 24.

[A]

No, you did so Schwartz laser.

[C]

I said, yeah, is the one.

[A]

Might be time you doubled down on it. The investigators aren't sure is what he said. You went to like the ultimate lie. The investigators haven't confirmed it yet. Yeah, they have. Well, they haven't confirmed that you said it.

[C]

We'll find out when they.

[A]

No, we know already. You're the only one who said 24 and then you double down.

[C]

I'm sticking by 24.

[A]

I got a nine and a ace and the dealer's show and a five. Hit me.

[C]

And you're not gonna be here Monday. Can we have you call in and do the.

[A]

Yeah. No. Yeah. This is gonna be tough. And Brett will find his way around.

[C]

Brett, can we knock you in the head or something?

[A]

I can't compete. I like that you. I like that you stuck to your guns though. Nowhere on this paper but the investigators have yet to confirm what I said is wrong. Well, they don't need to wait. But they haven't done it.

[C]

Challenge.

[A]

I challenge you. He's 22. All right. They did it. It's confirmed. My made up number was incorrect.

[C]

John, how long ago was Brady's surgery? I think he's still under anesthesia.

[A]

He was under anesthesia for about 12 years before.

[C]

According to a new poll of 2,000 US adults, 33% of them use AI as an assistant. Assistant. To help them buy gifts for other people. Gift advice. And they say it's pretty impressive.

[B]

Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[C]

But they the result, everything AI does is pretty impressive.

[A]

I hate to do this to Brady because he said they hadn't released a photo yet, but there's the picture again. Just making things up.

[C]

That one I didn't see.

[A]

They have yet to release a photograph. Here it is. Kyler Murray. He does look like Kyler Murray. And he was playing some football. He went in there to play some football. Here he is on the team. They even have photos of him playing football. Football. They've yet to release a photograph.

[C]

School officials and police have not publicly identified the person involved or shared details about their time as a student. The incident remains under investigation. That's what I had.

[A]

There's loads of pictures of this guy. I was wrong. I figured it was going to be a. A smaller, like a weak guy who got a little bit of size to him. He's looks like a decent sized team of. He's short. So I guess you could pass the 17. But I wouldn't have guessed dominating football looking at that picture. I'd be like, yeah, it's about right. 17 seems about right.

[C]

There's been high schools that tried to bring people in that were over age.

[A]

Oh, sure. Oh boy. Ernie's emailed back. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. Quit the whining. You've met your match. I live for this. Politics throws flows through my veins. No conspiracy theories, only the tooth truth. Pobrecito. I Don't know what that means. Oh, is that what that is in Spanish? Oh, you know that? Yeah, you've been told that a lot. Is that right? As the cuck pays. He'll be done soon. Don't worry, Pobrecito. He says he's unstoppable. I'm not looking to stop you, man. I'm not in a fight with you. You're in a fight with me. That. I'm not going to have to start talking.

[C]

You can't just start throwing things out about how best you.

[A]

I'm not whining. I just said don't. Don't get into. I find you to be less than intelligent. When you start calling me the homo F word or any sort of names, then it's not a talk. It's just you screaming at the air.

[C]

Start spouting your accolades without any.

[A]

So that's just. All I'm. All I'm saying is just being, you know, have a point. Without saying you're homo effort. Okay.

[C]

There'S another survey about.

[A]

What's that? Fighting with Tucker Carlson over here. What is this? He's okay. And I'm not interested that much in politics, so if it flows through your veins, good on you, but common. If you. If it flows through your veins, explain to me what a communist Trump supporter is, because that's where you called me.

[C]

I'm a little upset at you.

[A]

Oh, yeah?

[C]

I mean, the fact I do you know my stories and then you fact check me.

[A]

I didn't fact check you. I just said I was looking for a picture to see if anybody's talking about. No, no, that's John Eaton you're talking about. He's not. He's. You got to get your facts right. This guy didn't ever say anything you're accusing him of. He never said I was fact checking. All I said was, how old was he? Because this says he's 22. And then you, without saying, oh, yeah, he is 22. I miss. And you just said they. You made something up. Which made it funnier.

[C]

According to a new survey, I said 24.

[A]

I know he's 22. And we were confused that all the other stories said 22. When I said it says here he's 22.

[C]

Because you went back and fact checked.

[A]

No, I looked for a picture because you said, phone ready, Brady.

[C]

Here's what I say.

[A]

All right. Let me just tell Brady how the world works. Your stories are from yesterday. Yeah, yesterday. So in the time that that was written, there's a chance they have Released a photo. So in the interest of getting the interesting story to be more interesting, I could say, oh, they've since released a photo, but it said here I'm making.

[C]

Sure photos all over the place.

[A]

Well now afterwards then I found that there's photos all over the place. But prior to that, when you had told me that investigators hadn't decided on how old he was despite clearly having decided on old he was, that wasn't fact checking. And besides that, you're saying that these are news stories you're asking to be fact checked. These aren't opinions.

[C]

According to the new survey of music festivals, one of the questions was, have you ever had sex at a music festival?

[A]

Gross.

[C]

What do you think the percentage was?

[A]

30 of people said yes, probably like 60 something.

[C]

60%.

[A]

Yeah. I think a lot of people say they have.

[C]

30. 19.

[A]

I figured it might look more.

[C]

Oh no, you went over.

[A]

People have like music festivals are the ones that last all day. The Porta Johns get used for dirty horrible things.

[C]

The 19 that had sex at the music festival, 38 of those people said it was with a stranger.

[A]

No kidding. Hook up right there, huh? I'd have figured that would have been at least a lot of people lying and saying, oh yeah, no, I nailed some chicks there and get that number way up there.

[C]

In touch. Insight released its annual drive through study. And despite AI's help and drive thru fast food this year the average is 5 minutes and 35 seconds. That's 9 seconds more than it was last year. The fastest was Taco Bell at 4 minutes and 16 seconds. KFC came next at 4, 21 Arby's, 432.

[A]

Arby's gets it done because nobody's ever there. They don't have a lot of years, they don't have a lot of crowd. So they can get your order real fast. We got one. And lickety split. They're like a pit crew in a nascar. They'll get you through it. Does it say who last places or the bottom? The busy ones, McDonald's. And the ones that have actual Chick Fil a getting busy.

[C]

7 minutes, 6 seconds.

[A]

Chick fil A has people outside to control the lines.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Those are the ones are going to take a few more minutes. Dutch brothers the same way. All that talking. How's your day? And I'm not mad at Dutch brothers. I'm just mad at the people that are willing to park their car in the middle of a actual street to wait in line.

[C]

Wait, not counting coffee chains. Is that Burger King and Wendy's? Ranked first in accuracy, getting 88% of their orders right.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Chick Fil A usually gets everything right.

[A]

Seem like too hard to do.

[C]

They say drive throughs with AI only get about 83% of the orders right.

[A]

That's just because it started and it's already 5%. It's only 5% behind. Right. You'd think in and out would probably be that because they got like four items on the menu. I mean, it's like, how do you screw that one up?

[C]

People order off that secret.

[A]

There's that.

[C]

John, I for one would like to thank your show for turning my health around.

[A]

Okay. I will fight forever to keep both.

[C]

Of my kidneys after hearing Brady and his bitchy one kidney self.

[A]

Just turn it around in a month. Yeah, screw you. I've only got one kidney.

[C]

This year's the hundredth anniversary of Howard Johnson the brand.

[A]

No, I thought you meant the third baseman for the Mets.

[C]

So the Howard Johnson hotel and restaurant chain is celebrating a century of business by releasing a limited edition. This is the. The gift for grandma. Fried clam soap.

[A]

Soap made of real clam.

[C]

It's. It's a nod to that fried clam strip basket.

[A]

Wait a minute. Why is grandma involved in the fried clam?

[C]

Well, because it's a hunter. Yeah, come on. Howard Johnson's most.

[A]

But I don't like grandma and the word clam in the same sentence.

[C]

So the soap has been infused with lemon, sea salt and a hint of butter.

[A]

People are gonna eat it. Good. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Fat American coconut gift for grandma.

[C]

It's 1995, on sale [e-mail] 100.

[A]

I think I heard my grandpa say that to my grandma once. Let's get a little soap on that fried clam. Oh God. What if I just use fried clam soap? Whatever. Wash it.

[C]

John. I'm not. I can't believe I'm doing this defending Brady, but I think Pop Pop mixed up some info.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

If you do read that article, which I just did, read one of the.

[A]

12 that I found.

[C]

Also in it it says that they call out the 24 year old guy who was caught in Ohio back in January, maybe tending to be 17 to play soccer.

[A]

Is it in your story?

[C]

The two stories. But this is what was. But the part that I printed out left that part out because I didn't.

[A]

Think, oh, you have a different story. I see. That's why you doubled down. But it was a good lie. It's what I used to do with Tony Romas. When they'd say, how come we didn't get any bread? And they got bread, I'm like, oh, you have to ask for it. It's a health code violation for me to just bring bread out to everybody. Which was an immediate lie. There was nothing about that that was true. And you just said authorities haven't confirmed his age yet. Which was an immediate lie. It was a fantastic one. But unfortunately, it was easy. Easily debunked.

[C]

The first one is a golf cart gone rogue. Live band playing up on the stage. But the. The song that they chose is perfect.

[A]

Okay, so we're band playing on stage. They're not playing. No, they're not.

[B]

Put that over.

[A]

But a golf cart filled with adorable white children crashes through a stage of musicians.

[C]

Boy, it does have a load of kids in it.

[A]

The guy's drunk. That's why he's not driving a real car. That's why white people. Seven year old, drive rich. Look at the houses back there. Rich white people buy golf carts to drink and drive. That's. Yeah, that's exactly what they do. I know. That's a gorgeous home. And this dude is drunk and he decided to take his kids down to the lake that's on the property. And he. After hiring the band to play, he probably didn't. He's a guest who got to use the golf cart. Okay, so he stuffed his little toe headed kids in there and accidentally drove him into the Dave Matthews cover band. This is the Cars for Kids band. Look at all them idiots.

[C]

He's got a stage in his front yard.

[A]

What did they hire the jets to do? The backyard performers. There's 20 of them.

[C]

Another good reference.

[A]

Look him up. 80s. There were too many jets. It's like the barges Debarges looked everyone. How many jets do you need? There's like nine Debarges. And you've doubled us. What are you, a choir?

[C]

All right, this last one's a bouncer that chokes out a college kid at a. At a bar in Baltimore. Baltimore.

[A]

All right. Bouncer is huge. And the college kid is not kind of bows up. Oh, he goes up, chokes the boy. He's got the boy in a chokehold. And he is now walking him to the side of his girlfriend.

[C]

He's tapping out.

[A]

He's trying to tap out, but he doesn't realize it's not the ufc. There are no rules when you decide to do this.

[C]

It's good. I'm good.

[A]

You're going to sleep, kid. No tap out. It's not even A good chokehold, by the way. He's just strangling.

[C]

It's hard to put him to sleep.

[A]

Well, permanently, he's strangling him.

[C]

Then rams his head through the door.

[A]

He hangs him and rams his head into the side of a car. Breaks the glass of a car window.

[C]

So he's been.

[A]

And he's still choking him.

[C]

Bouncer's been arrested.

[A]

It was a little far. Yeah. Cuz that is not a professional group.

[C]

Hub issued a apology that we hired the security company.

[A]

I'll tell you this, if you're a lawyer, it's an easy win because the white kid hits the bouncer first. He assaults the bouncer, bumps them chest, bumps him, push his hand up on him. So yeah, maybe the club can fire him. But if I'm that bouncer, it'd be like, hey, I'm high. This guy took a move at me. But you have to learn how to do a chokehold because you could have killed him. That was just a. You're just wrenching his neck and strangling him. That was kind of interesting to watch though, because that's. Why would you bow up to that dude in the first place? Just because you can't get into the club? I know exactly why. And once again, it was that hot girl he was standing next to watching the guy she'd chosen for the night fail miserably at the door. And he had his ego checked.

[C]

Or asked to step outside of the bar.

[A]

I don't know that maybe, but you have to go.

[C]

It looks to me, coming back in.

[A]

The girl was watching her current bow. Her date get whatever was going on wasn't going well. And he was embarrassed because he had a hot girl with him and he looked like he was losing.

[C]

And the other guys, the guys filming was enjoying it at first and he's.

[A]

Like, bro, tapping out. You don't tap out. It's what people don't understand. It's a react defense thing all the time. It's not a sport when lunatics attack you and you can tap them all you want. They're trying to kill you on the rules. Yeah. They don't have a referee or a few seconds to think about it. When they've got you in a chokehold and you're like, no, that's it, game over. No, they're. That's not how it works. Stupid people. Yeah, we were talking about this off the air earlier. The movie is natural. Just like this kid right here was just. All he was doing was like, well, I look like an idiot in Front of this hot girl. I better. I better double down on stupid. And he pushed a big black bouncer who doesn't care about you and your current situation. And he did it because he thought that would impress the girl. What's the Natural about? Most people say, oh, it's a baseball movie about. No, it's a cautionary tale to. If you're gonna. If you're great at something, never involve yourself with a woman. They'll ruin it. They'll steal your dreams. Roy Hobbs was the greatest baseball player of all time. The Shohei ohtani of the 1930s. He could pitch. He struck out the Whammer, for God's sakes. Yeah. In a cornfield when the Whammer had all the advantages. And he struck him out on three pitches. Max Mercy wrote about it. Should have read it. And then what was Barbara Hershey's other boyfriend? Bump Bailey. Bump Bailey. What happened to him? He lost focus and he ran into a wall and killed himself. Then she took. She put her sights over there on the Roy Hobbs. She ends up shooting him in the belly with a silver bullet. And 18 years later, he's got to make a comeback. They just. That's the thing. If you're great at something, and I mean, like all time goat, what are you doing, man? Barbara Hershey told you the Natural, if it had a byline like the way Electric Boogaloo 2 did, it would say the Natural. Women are no good. That's what that movie's about. And there's plenty of women movies saying men are no good. And they're not wrong either. So before you get on me for the misogyny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm telling you, that dude got choked out and smashed into the side of a Subaru because he was with a hot girl. If he was with his mates, that wouldn't have happened.

[C]

And he found his good woman.

[A]

Yeah. And that's the message. It's like, look, the ugly took a while.

[C]

You can take a couple of shots before you find the right woman.

[A]

That ugly broad in your hometown, she's not getting married. She'll be waiting for you when your career's over. Go have your fun. And in 18 years, head on back to Podunk, Iowa. And then there she'd be standing. Hi. She'll pop up every once in a while, too literally. And then in the end, she's gonna come back and go, remember that time you banged me in a barn before you left for your real career? Yeah. We made people time to kick down. And they never really mentioned it. But then the kid looked just like him. And you're like, all right, I'll play catch with it. And that's how the movie ends. I gotta make up for the 18 years of back pay or what? That's a better time. There's plenty of movies where women are right. Where the dudes are absolutely ruining things. I'm just pointing out what the natural is about, that's all. Brett, what do you got for videos?

[C]

All right, we'll start off with a light.

[A]

Start with a little surgery in the.

[C]

In the field.

[B]

Oh, geez.

[A]

The guy's got something in the back of his ear. And there's a pair of pliers going. What's in the back of this guy's ear? They're pulling out something.

[C]

They're Russian or Ukrainian.

[A]

In the back of his ear. It looks like it's long and it's got a Leatherman. They've got a Leatherman. What is that? Is it a worm? It's a bullet out of his head.

[B]

A bullet?

[A]

Yeah, that's the right. Yeah, exactly. I think that's holy in Russian. You have been shot in the head, comrade. Great work. Look at that. Wow. Go home immediately. Dude. I thought they felt something in my sleep, but back to work. There's some protesters. Holy. Oh, we're hosing off protesters with one of them big fire hoses. Oh, they hit. She decided to try to hold off on a bicycle. And they just mash her face down. She goes like the Schwinn's gonna protect her. What are they? What are they? It's not exactly the best shield a 10 speed.

[C]

She didn't even know what was going on.

[A]

What were they protesting? It doesn't say. Yeah, wow. Well, that was where. I don't care if I was on their side. That was awesome.

[C]

You think she was just there? Yeah, she got caught in the bike ride.

[A]

Streets were already clean enough. You're wasting water. All right. Middle east somewhere. Yeah. Lady walking around a giant red beekeeper outfit. This might be India. It's one of them. Indian outfits are terrible. Here's like a Indian elk.

[C]

That's a cow blessing. Wow.

[A]

That looks like an Indian elk. I don't know what that was. It picked up some lady just walking around her blown out stone village. Oh, man, she's out. Well, yeah. He pushed her into a brick wall. It's the only standing brick wall in her village. Wow. Oh, my God. There's a lady with the largest hefty bag breasts I've ever seen. They're hanging down three Feet. He lifts them up. They've got some wounds underneath. If you were to lift these breasts up, they would go about a 10 inches above her head.

[C]

These are like bed sores.

[A]

Underneath. They're smacking them together. And I mean, this is about. This is pretty much it. It's fascinating. It's no big payoff. But her breasts are. She's sitting down and her nipples are touching her knees. And there's a guy just rolling around like he's making a pizza.

[C]

And that's in slow mo.

[A]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, that's what it said.

[C]

Time, Slow motion.

[A]

That's fantastic. All right, let's get to the good stuff. Milk, anybody? Man? An Asian lady firing milk out of her body? Better butt. How much milk is in her? She's only like £60. Is this the new Cat's Eye video? I really. I enjoy the work. K Pop is taking a turn. Oh, there's a close up. That's way too close. How much milk is in this chick? That's a gallon. She's pumped out a gallon and she seems to be crying. Well, they all do. That's Asian porn. I've never liked Asian porn because every time they start enjoying it, they. And let's just finish with this, okay? Two relatively good looking girls and one's choking the other. No, it's not a pickle, Brady. Although it looks like it's a. It's a man dildo. It's a wnba. No, this is. Yeah, this is souvenir. This is the locker room of the Las Vegas Aces after they won the other night to get to the finals.

[C]

Punching.

[A]

Just start punching each other. After they puked on each other and puking all over the place. They put a. You know what the good thing is? Oh, oh, they puked right in the other one's mouth. Yeah, they're good looking. Yeah. And then they just start hitting each other covered in puke. But the good thing is, as they protected that horrible Wayfair couch they bought. That's nice work, ladies. Keep it clean. Jesus Christmas. What's wrong with these people?

[C]

They responded to an ad. You want to make 400 bucks?

[A]

Yeah, I do. What do I have to do? You got to puke into this girl's mouth and smack each other around. Okay, have fun with that. All right. There you go. Yeah, I'm with you. The videos get just weirder and weirder. Puking in each other's mouths and then smiling about it. I'd start fighting you too, but I wouldn't be laughing. There goes your Brady Report. That was weird. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98K U P T. Still streaming Homberg's movie Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com that's a catch. Your song that I. That I want to give a credit for. Sublime always kind of rubbed me the wrong way in weird ways. I think it was cuz their fans kind of bugged me. But that one stoner. It's all the weedies. Well, it was the weedy factor and the. They're the like. I didn't mind liking them, but they took him to like heights of the greatest band ever. And I'm like. And it's also white reggae, which I have a problem with in a lot of cases. Not a big fan of white. You like that one, bro? Rod, what do you mean? Just because you're white. Oh, no, no, no. You mean the binary. Yeah, the crazy binary lady. Yeah. That's one thing we didn't. We guys said Rico Blaze was going to have his first threesome with just one lady and a binary woman on his hands. We've got. Oh, wait, what was I got there? Got emails. I got. I had to tell Ernie, the angry listener, tone it down a little bit. I've already gotten like 14 emails from him this morning. Once I opened the door, he wouldn't stop every thought he had. So I had to tell him, like, you got to consolidate your thoughts. So he, to his credit, Ernie just fired back and said, all right, I'll consolidate down to just one or two a day. And then of course said things like, I live. This was the text he had for me. I'm dealing with this guy for the first time ever. He thought I blocked him, but he's just been emailing a random cupid email and finally found out about it. And I told him, just email me and leave these poor people alone that have to go through that. And he says for no reason. It just says, I live for the battle. Love it. Can't touch this. Someday you'll find the right boy Would you be my boyfriend? Peace, Ernie. And he's calling me a gay communist Trump supporter. All right? And look, I guess that I don't know what it means. I don't know. But then he asked me if I want to. He thinks I'm a homosexual. And then I just haven't come out yet. And I think he. He thinks maybe it'll be his job to bring me out, which I've already told you I'm very Gay. I'm just not willing to prove it sexually or to be. I would love that to be a homosexual. But I'm just born this way, so I am gay. I identify as a gay whenever there's trouble because you can't tell me I'm not. That's the new world we live in. Very odd. So I had to tell her to calm her down a little bit. And then I'm getting a lot of emails of people saying, oh my God, I've got to watch the Natural again. People don't realize that that's what it's top guns about being gay. It's like finding your. Finding your way in life between battling your sexuality. That's a fact. There's. You know, they always did. The worst thing they ever taught me in high school was subtext. I took to that, like really fast. And it started with some. Mrs. Ramos at Dobson was. We had to read that. What's his name, the dude that Wally looks like Ernest Hemingway. Ernest Hemingway did the. That old man in the sea.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And everything was a metaphor and everything had subtext. He wasn't just fishing. It was a life's journey, the representation of. Of his deity and his belief system and his. His struggles and all these.

[C]

When you're reading it, it's just a.

[A]

Guy pulling a shark and having to get eaten a lot.

[C]

Can't we just get to the metaphor?

[A]

Right? Can't you just be more blunt about this?

[C]

You don't appreciate as much.

[A]

No, I didn't appreciate it at all. It's first off to anybody who has to read that for anything, it's boring. That's the most overrated. You know how I know what's really boring? They've never made a good movie out of it. A good book will make a good movie. And I know book readers always say, oh, no, that's a lot of times the books are better than. No, they're not too detailed. They. If the reason a movie's better than a book is because they cut out all the unnecessary stuff. And if it's a good enough story, it'll make a good movie every time. But they've never made Tracy.

[C]

Did he do the Hemingway?

[A]

Yeah. Horrible. We had to. And that's the worst part of school. We'd had to read it. And then they show us the movie. Do that in the other way. How come we can't watch the movie first? Because it gives away everything. And I get it, you want us to learn to read and stuff. But the subtext part stuck with me. I'm like, oh, not. Because basically what they were saying was it was kind of conspiratorial. Not everything is as it seems. So I started watching movies totally different after that. And right around that time, the Natural came out. This isn't about baseball. I like baseball movies. The great George Will said that there's only one movie that's ever been about baseball, and that's Bull Durham, where baseball is the theme. All other movies are about something happening and baseball's in the center of it. All of them. Field of Dreams is about a father and a son. Major League. Major League is a little bit about. But it's not about the baseball. It's more of just a comedy about the hijinks of baseball players. But it's not about the game of baseball. The only one that actually is this Field of dreams. The speech is about the love of baseball, what it does for this, what it does for that. But just because baseball's in the movie doesn't mean it's about baseball. Baseball is the catalyst for it, you know? Like, what about the one that.

[C]

The pitching one. Kevin Costner's movie.

[A]

No, that's pretty. That's a love movie that has nothing to do. That's just a guy playing baseball. The movie is not for love of the game.

[C]

No, he leaves.

[A]

It's a broad movie. It's all about love and maybe I'm.

[C]

Thinking connection and the family one, too. Was it Dennis Quaid, where he was the rookie? The rookie.

[A]

No, that's about overcoming all odds of age. It's an ageist movie. The baseball is the catalyst for him finding his way.

[C]

A perfect game.

[A]

It's not about baseball. It's not a movie going. Baseball's the star of this film, and we're going to analyze baseball.

[C]

Well, I think that was a perfect game. Kind of cool.

[A]

Perfect game. What's that?

[C]

Where he's pitching the perfect game and they're. What's going through his mind.

[A]

That's for the love of the game. Yeah, that's the Kevin Costner one. And it's Kelly Preston and she ruined his life and he ruined her life and they couldn't. And so all he's doing is. He's not even thinking about baseball. He's thinking about love. The whole movie's about getting his girlfriend back. At the end of the no Hitter, he doesn't even enjoy it. He goes to the. To the. It's the most unbelievably cliched ending of all time where he finds her at the airport after Come on. I think now, George Will was right. There are movies with baseball in it, but the movie is not about baseball. It's baseball. And then inside, it's about the characters of it.

[C]

Sure. Moneyball would be about baseball.

[A]

That's about Billy Bean.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's about a process. Baseball was the. You know, you watch a movie like Wall Street's not about the banking business. It's about dudes taking care of greed. They announced that. This is about greedy. This could have been placed in any setting. And the Natural, that's all about, watch who you date. Be careful. There's women who will take advantage of you because you're the best. Especially if you're the best at something. Beware of who you surround yourself with. That's the subtext of the Natural. It has nothing to do with, like, baseball. It's just he's great at baseball. He could have put basketball in there. It would have been the same movie. You could put it any sport. It wasn't about baseball. It was about whatever he was doing, what he endured. Well, it was about him being the greatest at blank. Replace baseball with anything. And that movie's the exact same movie. That's it. You just. On the. You know, you pull the train over on the side of a road and then he blocks the shot of the greatest basketball player three times. It had nothing to do with the sport. It's just the one they chose. That one was about bitches be dangerous. That's all the Natural is. And it's great. And it's also kind of like the way on Golden Pond was. Sometimes the thing you seek is right in front of you and you look everywhere for it except for where you least expect it. Glenn Close was that in the Natural. Walter the fish. And on Golden Pond was an old man's journey to say, I've reached to and fro to cat. That was his white whale. To find my white whale. And he was right here in my cove the whole time. Couldn't Bull Durham be about aging, too? You know, Kevin Costner was a little. But it's a tribute to the game. And his. His. The love story in that was his love of baseball. That was his love of the game. Had nothing to do with a girl. He. His love speech tour was all about baseball. Oh, I know, but I mean him just aging out as well. I mean, still personalities. But you couldn't replace that with football. Couldn't be done. And he's right. It's a great movie, too. There's very few like that's Subtext and didn't.

[C]

Like on Golden Pond.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Point of like, they've been trying to catch Walter the whole time. Then when they almost had him, he's like, let's just leave him.

[A]

They did catch him and they realized, oh, it's right in front of us the whole time. And he. And that was his mortality.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm facing the end and he's facing the end. Because I thought that we met.

[C]

Did the line break or they did catch.

[A]

No, they caught him. We put him back. And they never really told. They just. They just went back and told everybody we caught Walter. And then at the end they're like, but we put him back. He deserved it. And that was a metaphor for Henry Fonda's life, which is, you know what? I. I've met all my goals. It's time to go. There's no reason to punish him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No.

[C]

No reason to mount him. That's right.

[A]

Yeah. There's no reason for that. I'm not going to get any joy. The joy was knowing he was there the whole time.

[C]

You're talking about, I catch him, he.

[A]

Beat me a million times. I finally got him and that's all I needed. Let's put him back.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

It's beautiful story about mortality, dealing with the end and recognizing that all that distractions in your life going here and going there. Sometimes it's right in front of you. Natural's the same way. That ugly broad was waiting for him the whole time. And thank God she was ugly and nobody in that small town wanted her. Well, she had that trophy with her. She.

[C]

She.

[A]

Yeah, Andy left her with not paying for that. He left her in a small town with an F trophy through that. And everybody knew in this, you know, Everybody knew in the town. You know whose boy that is? That's Roy Hobbs and he skipped. Roy Hobbs is Toledo's dad. Roy Hobbs bailed and you know, she showed up every once in a while. Remember when she showed up in Chicago? Or he went to her house and she showed him a picture of the kid. He gotta go. He knew him. Gotta go. He put the coffee down and he left. Get a game tomorrow against the Cubs. I don't have time for this. And he left again. I'd like to see you again.

[C]

He thought it was the Whammer's kid. That's why I left.

[A]

He didn't. She had a picture. And he looked. He's like, I gots to go. That's a little blonde Robert Redford, baby. I'm leaving. He knew it wasn't Wilford Brimley's. That's for sure. Missing from a lot of movies is the. The depth of meaning. Most people just watch it for what it is, and that's easy, too. But be careful on that. You don't think that was Pops's kid? No. Pretty sure Wilford Brimley's kid would look just like Wilford Brimley came out of. The rule for. Brimley's first words were diabetic. I think he said dada. Diabetes. Oh, no, he's saying diabetics. You got diabetes. I got diabetes. Anyway, this guy says George Will is not correct. Bull Durham had more about morality than baseball. Major league as well. Well, there's. There's also different points, but the whole movie is based. Baseball can't be replaced in the film. It is about love of baseball. A man's passion doesn't have to be another person. He poured it all into one thing. And then when baseball let him go, you know, he moved on to the girl major leagues about getting the lady naked. It's silly. I'm watching a show. Black Rabbit started watching that. The Jason Bateman show. And that thing's got some depth to it. There's a lot going on in that. Boy, oh, boy. Jason Bateman, who's the most likable person in the world, is the scum of the earth in this thing. And you still can't help but like him because it's Jason Bateman. That's a good show. Highly recommend that. Anyway, I go on. There's. You know what? There's never been a good one. A good football movie, like. Because it can't be about football. It has to be about something that happens to football players. They tried it with the Oliver Stone one any given Sunday, but that was just about corruption and crooked people and drugs and everything else.

[C]

What are you looking for? Like the. The coach side making plays? I mean, the closest thing would be hbo.

[A]

No, because that's. You're. You're talking about the detail in the. I'm talking about the subtext of that. You cannot replace this film with anything. It's about football. Yeah. People can still be human beings. It doesn't have to be X's and O's the whole time, but it has to be a. You can't replace football. That movie wouldn't be the same. You could put. Soccer could have been the sport they chose and had the same exact things happening in that movie. Exactly. Like movies that show that it's the love of the game. It's A very like. It's a. It's a deeper meaning than what you're actually watching. It's like, oh, I see. It's this guy's passion. Baseball is the star of the movie. There hasn't been a good football movie ever. Remember when he had tried it with. Was it Damon Wayans and Bruce Willis were in that.

[C]

The quarterback one way terrible.

[A]

And that guy just shot somebody on the football field because football wasn't holding it together. They needed a murder. Pretty cool. North Dallas 40 is the closest one, but that was just about the Cowboys. And we'll talk to one soon. Longest yard long. That's a. That's a prison movie. Those are good. That's a good one. The original, right? That's. Oh yeah. You don't watch the Adam Sandler one. Yeah, that's a movie about. Again, that's overcoming an authoritarian. It could have been anything. Dale's in here in just a little bit. He's going to talk to us about all of his drug days in North Dallas, Florida. Because that was about the team he joined 10 years later, six years later. Later, actually. We'll talk to Dale Hel, three time world champion is going to join us in just a minute. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness online at 98 KUPD time. Look who's here, everybody. Dale Hel is joining us as we speak. Three time heavyweight champion. No, wait. World champion of the NFL football. That's back when Vince Lombardi was still coaching. They gave away his trophy and Dale was part of that with your Dallas Cowboys.

[B]

Before we get started, Johnny, I'd like to wish you, chewy Johnny, a very happy Yom Kippuri.

[A]

Mazel tov. Thank you. Thank you.

[B]

It's a day of atonement, John.

[A]

Yes, that's right.

[B]

So if you apologize to everybody you've wronged, like say, Ernie, have you. Have you. Have you apologized yet?

[A]

I thought about that this morning. It was Day of Atonement, I should probably go through. And I thought. And I'm like, no, no, not everybody. Pretty pretty much buttoned up everybody. Yeah, I'm on the. I'm on the good foot with everyone.

[B]

Everyone.

[A]

Yeah. Even the Bobs, who I hate and they're terrible at their jobs.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Even the executives of radio who have destroyed the industry. I'm like, yeah, I'm fine with them.

[B]

Really.

[A]

I haven't had a.

[B]

See, I. I thought the Day of Atonement, you don't get to choose. You just apologize.

[A]

Oh, I'm sorry for that.

[B]

Everything that you've done wrong, people and. I mean, you start in the morning and you might not be done by midnight. Well, have you wrong a lot of people every year?

[A]

I don't think so. Yeah, I write more than I've wronged, but I think when it balances out that way.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. I think I look at it like that. If you've done more right for people than you have wrong, the people who you've wrong can go themselves. So you're not a good volume business.

[B]

You're not a good practicing Jew.

[A]

No, not at all. I don't even know what it is. I didn't know it was Yom Kippur.

[B]

Yeah, you didn't. It's on your every calendar.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't look.

[B]

Yeah, you should have been in sabatical or. What is a tabernacle or whatever.

[A]

That's right. I should have gone to the Norman tabernacle and done some singing. Yeah. No, I didn't. I didn't know any temple.

[B]

You're supposed to be in the temple this morning.

[A]

I could be in temple. I'll go over synagogue. Did anybody. I need some Google where one is. Where what? Exactly? No, that's. Yeah. I wish I was. I wish I was Jewish so I could be better at it.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Just being this foju.

[B]

Somebody called you Jewy?

[A]

Yeah, they call me Jew. We or Junos or things like that. It's based on their bigotry towards my nose. That's where this all comes from. Some guy, years ago, years ago was yelling at me. This is a great one, too. He was mad at me for making fun of the Gilbert goons.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And how overblown that whole thing got. And he didn't ever listen. But he. He emailed this terribly mean email, and he was, you know, I'm like, okay, you're making some decent points. And then at the end, he just lost it because he said, I understand you're nothing more than a poor man's Howard Stern. And he said, and having seen a picture of you, you've got the liberal cuck. Juno's Biden supporter down pat. And he called me a Juno's. And I started laughing like, well, like, you can't tell everybody that they're doing things wrong and then get, like, to be a Juno's liberal cuck. He started calling me names, so I started laughing stuff. I just became, you do have a.

[B]

Gift, because there's people who think that you're A Biden supporter. There's people who think you're a Trump supporter.

[A]

The time. You know, I hate both of them. They just. Nobody understands that. Nobody understands how you can.

[B]

I'm just here for the jokes.

[A]

I'm here for the laughs. And I don't understand how you don't get the fact that both sides suck.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

It's just nuts.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But then. Then. Dale, welcome to the show. Then I became poor man's Howard Stern, and that's exactly how this goes. Red Robin, tell Dale exactly. We have Ranch House Grill here this morning, and Brady's not allowed to have any.

[B]

Brady, did you abstain?

[C]

I'm taking in the smells.

[A]

Can't do it. And I'm proud of him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We were tempting him to French toast. Pancakes, bacon. That was waving.

[C]

Not leave the room. If you guys leave the room.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

Myself.

[A]

We're gonna keep an eye on you. Yeah. Ranch House Grill comes along and do.

[B]

They know that Brady's on a restricted diet? Do they have something good?

[A]

From the look of what they sent over. No, don't put a request. Some grilled celery next week or something.

[C]

Veggie aisle omelette.

[A]

All right. Dale's here to talk about how was your week, by the way. Everything going all right?

[B]

Everything's going great, John. Yeah, it's good to be here. It's another Thursday.

[A]

Yeah, it's a great Thursday. You're here. Oh, yeah. And you're brought to you. I forgot because we were talking about me. Yeah. These. The guys that you're brought to you by are in my yard right now.

[B]

Are they.

[A]

Oh, they're doing some work. They. We talked. They specially designed the basketball court. I had. Perfect. Fine. Everything was good. And they're like, hey, I got an idea. Can we do it? And I'm like, yeah, way. Do you get a load of what these dudes are doing to this court? It looks awesome.

[B]

Are you putting the Super Bowl 30amble?

[A]

No, I'm not. But there are Steelers logos on either other side. And then a tribute to Larry Brown, where the dogs go. So, yes, there are moments of memory, but the six championships are not going to be represented. But it looks.

[C]

That's a great idea.

[A]

Oh, it looks so good. Diamond coatings is at my place right now, and they're putting down this incredible. And it's going to last for, like, 25 years. The thing I had done before looked great, but the paint. The summer just ate it alive immediately. I was going to have to do this every Couple of years. This was. This is. Oh, my goodness. So cool. So I've got them looking at other stuff. They can do countertops. If you've got countertops in the backyard, they can grind those down and get them back to. Back to looking good. So they do everything. And they bring us Dale every Thursday, which I have no problem with.

[B]

Dale, what's their website?

[C]

Diamond coatings.

[A]

AZ.com. okay. We won our bet last week, Dale, but. But one of us missed it. You chose your Bears win, Steelers win. Brady wisely bet against the defunct Cincinnati Bengals. I don't know how that's franchise. He got his right. You chose the Green Bay packers to beat your Dallas Cowboys.

[B]

I did.

[A]

And it ended in a 40. 40 tie, which means we win, which means your part of the bet is dismissed. And we actually lost $130 onto the end of the pay or. No, no, yours was 75. So yours was a 75 wager.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That we. That they just blank out. Okay, so we won.

[B]

So we should.

[A]

No, we won 630 bucks.

[B]

You owe us 150 bucks each.

[A]

You owe us each 33.

[B]

No, we did not put that.

[A]

Yes, we did. I know. He said you'd cry like a. When I brought. Brought this up. Yes. You and I agreed that whoever's leg doesn't hit, you owe the rest of.

[B]

The crew made me. You're making me pick this my Dallas Cowboys.

[A]

I didn't make you pick them.

[B]

Yeah, you always say you're picking the Dallas game.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I couldn't win it no matter what happened.

[A]

You could have said tie.

[B]

No.

[A]

There was an option. There's an option. There was an ending.

[B]

I think that have been about $10,000.

[A]

We'd have won a ton of money.

[B]

Had you said you're gonna tie it up, Johnny.

[A]

I'm like, if I put tie in here. But technically you did not win that. It got pushed.

[B]

Yeah, but we're. We're friends enough.

[A]

No, no. We're not in the way of thing.

[B]

I mean, look at Brad. Brad. Brad's right.

[A]

All right? You have two options.

[B]

You.

[A]

You take. What would that be? 99 out of your winnings.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And let us have at that. Split that. Or you just don't get anything.

[B]

What do you.

[A]

So if it's. Because as it stands right now, I'm taking the hundred out because nobody ever kicks in for the bet but me. So it's my hundred that comes out on the wins. I'm fine with losing if we lose. So I think it was when it was all said and done. 630 bucks or something. So of that, we would split that, then Normally take the 100 out and then we'd split that.

[B]

So 504 ways.

[A]

Well, yeah. Let me make sure that that was right. Yeah. Find the number and we go. It's taking forever to load.

[C]

All right.

[A]

It's. For Christ's sake. Well, we don't have Internet. Well, they deserve it. Nobody's doing their job. Anyway, we have $553 in the account from the win.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because it would have been 690something if your guys were. If you had delivered at all, but you didn't. So of that 553, I take out 100 for me. That's 453 split what would normally be four ways. Yeah, but since you didn't participate.

[B]

I did.

[A]

It's. No, it's. I didn't lose it. She didn't win. That was what we said. Anyone who doesn't win their bet pays the other guys.

[B]

Are you gonna. Brady, are you gonna be on my side on this? Are you gonna be a good.

[C]

If we didn't win the bet.

[A]

That's for see if Brady's gonna make any money.

[B]

Yeah, but you did win the bet.

[A]

Bet. We won our bet.

[B]

That's fine. You keep the money. If you guys feel that. If you're good about that.

[A]

I feel great about it. All right. Now, next time you. Now, this could balance out eventually as this year. Not with a tie. No, I was gonna say, if you call that, you get the win, you get everybody's money. That way, if you call a tie and it lands, you get it. Everybody pays you what the bet would have been. There you go.

[B]

Oh, because that would be.

[A]

Even if any of us miss. Yeah. If Brady's Bengals pull a miracle and win another game, because they're gonna have Russell Wilson in a couple weeks. But the bottom line is, if all of us lose our bets and you called Ty and hit Ty and it would have paid us eight grand, we all owe you, like, $3,500. Everybody's it. Because that is remarkable.

[B]

I've never heard Brady be so quiet.

[A]

Well, it's money. There's money involved. He gets real nervous.

[C]

This is a long season.

[B]

You guys keep it.

[A]

All right, we will.

[B]

I didn't have. I didn't contribute.

[A]

You didn't.

[B]

So I don't deserve anything.

[A]

So you didn't put in and you don't get out. That's a tie. Yeah, you're out. Okay, I'm with you. All Right. At least you're being a good sp. I thought you'd be a bitch the whole way. The 33 bucks coming out would have been nice, though. And also ties. Let's get into that. Were you ever in ties playing in the NFL?

[B]

No.

[A]

Never one tie.

[B]

No.

[A]

But plenty of overtimes. And you were there before the rules changed.

[B]

Not a whole lot of. Not a whole lot of overtimes. But I do remember going into a bye week against Detroit, played on Monday night, and we tied Detroit for some reason and it was like. Like 10. 10 or 13. 13 after a whole overtime.

[A]

Terrible game.

[B]

It's. It's ridiculous. So are you saying you think the NFL should play till somebody wins?

[A]

Sudden death.

[B]

Well, what Sudden death. Do you. College.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

High school.

[A]

The old rules. You just can't kick field goals. You play with a touchdown, play a period of football.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Without field goals, and you either go on for 45. That just happened. That just happened. No, no. For one quarter, then it's a tie. But you play sudden death football. The old way was great. And I always hated people that said everybody should get a chance to touch the ball. What is your defense out there doing?

[B]

I've always said that. Yeah. What's your defense supposed to do? And number two, other. The other part of that is you're kind of putting your fate according to those people in a coin flip.

[A]

So what? And.

[B]

And you. You should be able to. I know when we were good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That back in the day, it was. You would kick off.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hopefully pin him back and get. Get field position. And then you got the second possession field goal wins the game.

[A]

That was an overtime. You win the flip, you give them the ball.

[B]

Yes. And then you play defense.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They punt it to you. You have shorter field.

[A]

You can kick field goals.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But kill the field goal part.

[B]

But that. Well, then you're going to have to put a lot of ties. If you have to go for it.

[A]

Then stop time, work harder during the game.

[B]

I made a conundrum because I know there used to be. Once the playoffs come, you just play until somebody wins. But that is a complete disadvantage for whoever wins for the next week because you're playing a game and a half.

[A]

Right. But that means that you're in a stalemate that you can't figure out and you deserve to be in this quagmire. It's your own fault. Do something.

[B]

At the end of the day, when you give up 40 points and you walk away with it, it is one of those things like, are you. You're not happy, but you're not pissed. But you're. You're kind of more pissed than you are.

[A]

It's not a win.

[B]

You know, it's like kissing sister.

[A]

Josh and sister. Yeah.

[C]

Is if that one period happens and no one scores and it's a tie. Then you take four players from each team and they all four have to attempt field goals.

[A]

A skills contest. I'm fine with that. They do that in hockey where it's like we played our overtime period still tied. Let's have a shootout. Then you get your kickers involved and you move back until 1 misses. Start at the 40 and move back until one of them misses.

[B]

Are you rushing it or is it just out there on their own?

[C]

No, it's just a kick.

[A]

No, you're rushing it. These dudes can kick 90 yarders. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta defense out there and they can block it.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Oh yeah. You got a chance to block. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I do hate ties. I just, I. I don't want to play multiple overtimes on the. No multiple of the season.

[A]

Just one. We went through a 10 minute overtime there. It blew by. It wasn't bad. It was still good football but it was like this ended in a tie. What a disappointment. And I hate the idea like college is always like everyone gets to touch it and we stop it. Stop your bidenomics with your football. It's not something. It doesn't have to be social. If your defense can't stop the offense from going down and scoring, then you lose.

[B]

I did like I guess the old way it was done to where if you drive the ball down, you receive the kick out, drive down, you score touchdowns, game's over. Defense has a job to do.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You open to a field goal, you get a chance.

[A]

Exactly. Yeah. And people always say that like there's like. Well, you're putting it in the hands of a coin flip. Be a boxer. Yeah, a boxer goes and gets in the end and nobody knocked each other out. Now you're putting into the hands of three strangers that may not have seen what you think just happened. And it's happened you to a billion times, so. Don't they always say that in boxing? Never leave it in the judge's hands. Right. Don't. Don't play a game to where a coin.

[B]

I guess if you're asking me right now, I like the old way the overtime was done where if you score a touchdown of the first time you touch the ball, it's over.

[A]

Yeah, but we didn't get a chance to touch it. Yeah, you did. Your defense was out there. They could have stopped them. There's no doubt you didn't take advantage of the chance you had to touch.

[B]

Yes, I like that, John.

[A]

Ties are stupid and I'll go with.

[B]

You on that one, John Kapoor. You come up with something good.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

Yeah. The rul.

[A]

Well, they've changed them again, but somewhere around 2011 or 12 is when they changed to the. If you get the coin flip and you score in the first drive, a touchdown, it's over.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you kick a field goal, the other team can go, right.

[B]

And then about two years ago, I think they came.

[A]

Everyone gets a chance.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Score touchdown, the other team gets a chance to score.

[A]

Touchdown. I hate it. It's. I hate it. It's.

[B]

So do I. And again, there is a defense out there. There's a lot of guys getting paid out there.

[A]

Well, they always say that. Defense, special teams, offense. Okay, well then all three phases back. A kickoff.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Were you like, well, we never got a chance to touch it. Well, that's your fault, right? Yeah.

[C]

So do you like the college overtime?

[B]

I'm not, I'm not a fan of that because that thing, I mean, all of a sudden it's a, you know, it's a 27, 27 game and by the time it's over with, it's 54.

[A]

50, you know, hates those gamblers. Gamblers hate college over time because they hit the over under at 56 and then you do 14, seven on seven drills and it's 110 to 109. And I'm like, like, right. You know, it's terrifying that. Yeah. So I hate the college system because it's too cute.

[C]

Did you see two touchdowns, I think on either side. Then it goes to two point conversions.

[A]

After that it's just practice. After a while you're just running.

[B]

No, I like the way the NFL did it. You kick, you lose a coin flip, you're going to kick off and you're going to play defense again. Like I said back in the 90s, there were a couple times where we kicked off even though we won the coin toss. Smart thing to do because we had confidence in our defense.

[A]

Now let's get into something else because you, sir, I like this. This sports segment has legs.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

And it's brought to you by our friends at my best [e-mail] last week, you and I sat and chatted right here and then went in and chatted again about it on the world famous Holmberg Sportscast with permanent guest.

[B]

With guest host.

[A]

Well, no permanent guest, just permanent. Don't get crazy on a host. The word host is not in.

[B]

Brett, you have not gotten a hold of this. No. It all started with John saying, I'll just be here.

[A]

I'll.

[B]

I'll be a guest host.

[A]

I said I'd go on the podcast.

[B]

He took over in three shows is turned into the Holberg show.

[A]

Yeah. Because it was the Holmberg Show. It's just calling it what it is. It was like, okay, I'm running this thing. There's clearly nobody else here willing to fly the plane. So it's called the Holmberg Sportscast, featuring permanent guest Dale, Hell street and the rest. Is that the official name now? Because I know you're a flow guy.

[B]

Is it trademark Johnny?

[A]

Probably. Pretty smart to get on that. I'll call some lawyers. I don't want to use your name. In that case, I'll trademark the first part of it.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It used to be called the sports thing until it. And that was as it was catchy. It's kind of catchy. And then it was in its infancy until it became more than just a thing. It became a catalyst for me to be great at something else.

[B]

You're saying there's more than one listener to it?

[A]

Oh, yeah. So. But we were here last week, and we talked about it on my podcast. The Marvin Harrison and his drop season, his mental attitude and everything else. And everybody got fooled last week when he came back last Thursday night at the end of the game and played great.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

But had he not been the aloof, terrible version of himself earlier in the game, they wouldn't have been in that match.

[B]

John, you and I know well enough. I played tight end in high school and defensive end, saber cat. And when I saw the egregious drop in the middle of the field with nobody around him, no one. I don't know if you noticed this, but he had his hands up to catch the ball like this, like you're taught. Catch the ball, hands up, make the diamonds your body.

[C]

Like he did so many times.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Covered by Rutgers defense.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

And Maryland.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

But as the ball was coming to him, if you go back and watch that clip, he switches him.

[A]

He goes to ground ball. He goes to the ground and drops it.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not even talking about the football thing. For the bobble, for the interception when.

[A]

It was another perfect pass.

[B]

Yes. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[A]

And Kyler Murray is. He's caught a lot of heat over the years for not being good at what he does.

[B]

Right.

[A]

When that happens and he gets the.

[B]

Stat, that's that it's, it's bad.

[A]

It's brutal because I mean, in the end of the year, nobody's gonna remember, oh, that pick that ruined that is on Marvin.

[B]

It's just on. It's on Kyler picks.

[A]

And they'll say at the end, oh, he threw 13 touchdowns and nine picks. Yeah. Well, a few of those picks were 10 by a guy he threw a ball perfectly to.

[B]

No doubt.

[A]

Yeah. And Marvin, it's time this, this show and the podcast afterwards made the argument. Let's cut ties with Marvin Harrison Jr. While he's still got a name. Because this reputation's getting loud now. They talked a lot about it on some sports stuff this week.

[B]

Aren't you proud of the second half he put together though?

[A]

But there's the problem. I have and you've played with guys like this. But Dale put it together for four goddamn quarters.

[B]

I understand.

[A]

As a teammate, you'd be serious.

[B]

As a teammate, what happens to you is off his line. You're fighting your tail off to protect your quarterback.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You see a dude wide open in the middle of field.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not a one handed, you know, over the shoulder right there and it drops. It's just deflating to everybody.

[A]

If it's once, it's something. Yeah. If it's every game you're like, he's going to drop an easy one and it's going to put us.

[C]

I guess we'll see though, is this week, did that second half get him out?

[A]

Well, no, it didn't. It did not. Because for 18 months as a professional, it's happened every game he lose. He loafs around the field for a few plays. He doesn't feel like playing. You cannot coach that back into a guy. Jadavian Clowney had it. It was a reputation coming out of college. He doesn't play when he doesn't have to and it disappoints. The dude next to him has to fight for his job. Marvin doesn't.

[B]

It's a two pronged thing for me with Marvin.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The drops are obviously alarming.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And boy, can he fix those. I, I don't know. But even more so probably to me is the route running and lack thereof.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That I'll just stop.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

One route again. We talked about it last week about it was a go route. He didn't think the ball was coming to him so he stopped running. He didn't try and just, and just stare and that's happened a lot. At least once.

[A]

That's who he is at this point. And maybe down the road it happens, maybe it doesn't. So do you take your chances? Because wide receivers aren't that hard to find, especially playing average. Because it's just his name and his potential you're rooting for. It's better to just cut ties and pull in a guy who's actually going to put in 100% every play. He might not be as good or gifted.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But at least he's in. His head's in the game every play. He's going to imagine an offensive lineman that sometimes I'm taking this play off.

[B]

They don't last long.

[A]

They don't last long. Yeah. And receivers with names and potential like this. And just because again, Maserati Marv caught 144 passes against Rutgers once. I'm like, man, it's because it was easy for him. So he tried. When things get tough, you gotta got a corner on you. You're the. You're the WR1.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And CB1 sitting across from you, chucking you at the line and knocking you down. And press coverage all the time. You're like, I'm not gonna do this.

[B]

This guy's. And again, we talked about his. You know, he's 20 pounds heavier of muscle.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You should be able to run over a smaller defense. And the last thing I want to say.

[C]

So you're saying, both of you saying, say spin them now get something again, I think.

[B]

Hang on. What's he bringing to your football team? Because every time the ball's thrown to him, you're kind of holding your bath.

[A]

If you're a cardinal, fingers are crossed.

[B]

You're not sure. But here's the other thing. And I heard another analyst talk about this, and I've said it for years. How have wide receivers become diva? They're the only player on the football field who needs all 10 other guys to do their job for them to have an opportunity to catch.

[C]

Who started it?

[A]

It's a Good point.

[B]

All 10 guys left tackle blows a block and there's a sack. You're not catching the ball. Quarterback doesn't see you. You're not catching the ball. And what do you do for the offense other than what brought this up? AJ Brown up in Philadelphia.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They win the game. He moans and groans and bitches and they won.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes. But he didn't get his.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like.

[A]

But here's. Here's the devil's advocate to that. Let's say, oh, I gotta go to a break in a second. Devil's advocate is, if he's not loud, he'll get ignored the next game. But what happened to A.J. brown is, I guarantee you this weekend, the Eagles have two or three wide receiver screens for him in the first series to get it, to get the ball in his hands. And like, we do need to get it.

[C]

Got to keep the arch.

[B]

But why has that been allowed to happen? Happen? Like people would say, oh, Michael Irvin was started. Michael Irvin was the start of the Divas. No way. Before. I don't know if there's. Before.

[A]

Billy White Shoes Johnson couldn't not. Could not. Every play he made was like, look at me, look at me, look at me. I'm great at this. But we didn't have the Internet.

[B]

Yeah, we didn't have the Internet. And so you didn't.

[A]

You wouldn't.

[B]

But he.

[A]

But what they do is grab. Where's the camera? They diva it up like, I'm a superstar. Because they're. They're doing something that requires other people to make sure that. So they can't do anything on their own outside of. Look, look, look. Remember the fun bunch in Washington and all those guys, they'd make a catch, they'd lose their minds.

[B]

But that. That was at least a group of guys.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

At least they're making a catch and celebrating.

[A]

Not after every play, talking about the.

[B]

Randy Mosses, all that. I think a lot of people go, michael Irvin is one of the first guys, you know, the first down and all that. But yet as a teammate, we didn't look at it that way because we knew how hard he worked.

[A]

But the commonality you're bringing up is all the guys you're mentioning got paid. So you want to talk about how it changed everything. Wide receivers get loud, they get paid. They get the ball, and they get paid because quarterbacks don't want to hear it. So somewhere along the line, they became politicians that get in the huddle and scream, I'm open, I'm open, I'm open, I'm open, I'm open. And so it's like, shut up and throw them the ball.

[B]

Or Michael or Troy looking at him and saying, and just shut the blank up.

[A]

Yeah, but he's still throwing the ball.

[B]

He did when he. When it. When the. When the concept called for it. Yeah. Or he open.

[A]

Or Michael would say, move Alvin Harper, I'm running your route because I'm not getting enough.

[B]

Yeah, but sometimes that backfire because Alvin.

[A]

Harper Got a touchdown. The Super Bowl. Michael.

[C]

Did Michael ever say, well, I'm not getting it. Okay, trade me?

[B]

No.

[A]

And there's that.

[C]

I think Terrell.

[A]

Because he was always getting it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course he was.

[A]

They're weirdos is what we're saying. They're football weirdos.

[B]

They're divas. How do you become a football player?

[A]

Because to be great, you must be, I think, to be a wide receiver. To be a great wide receiver. Yeah. You have to also be decent looking. Who do you guys think? Biggest diva. Biggest diva. Let's go. All time. All time. All time. Antonio Brown.

[B]

Well, he turned into it.

[A]

Yeah, well, he was that before. It just wasn't known yet. Steeler fans knew.

[B]

Wait, what would you say him over Randy Moss?

[A]

Randy Moss, I think was. He backed everything up and he never caused a problem for his team.

[B]

I think it sounds like he came out.

[A]

Terrell Owens. Yeah, he was. He became a distraction. That's different. Divas are one thing. Diva distractions are another. Ochocinko was a horrible diva. He's one. He's a top fiver. Yeah, but there were. There's tons of. Yes. Even on bad.

[B]

But as far as the last offensive line diva that you. You found that you remember.

[A]

Well, I think I'm looking at them. Derman Dawson. Dude's a beast. There aren't any.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

There aren't any.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Maybe the Pouncy brothers.

[B]

They were.

[A]

But they were fantastic.

[B]

Yeah, they were pretty good. And the other thing, I. I always challenge people. I know you got to go to break, but I don't see Toledo yet.

[A]

So you fix something. We got another minute.

[B]

You're not in trouble yet. So is the fact that I always challenge people. So you tell me the next NFL offensive lineman who gets arrested for assault or beating his wife or things. Offensive linemen are usually the biggest, most strongest on the team.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

But they're protectors. There's a nurturing gene that you protect. Usually they're happy. Go lucky, jolly. Make fun of everybody. Get made fun of and you go about your business. But you screw with something that.

[A]

Here's the thing. I think I just discovered, as you said, that the reason they're not arrested for domestic violence is because they're so big their wives are afraid of them and they listen.

[B]

See, it takes.

[A]

I think there's a possibility that that's.

[B]

A staunch Jewish person on Yom Kippur to come up with something that's so.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

Revolutionary.

[A]

It's true. That's Because a lot of wide receivers are like 6ft 185 and they're not that intimidating. And a woman will be like shut your mouth. And they're like, ah. I got. No. You and your prime were what, six, six, three nine zero something? No.

[B]

295.

[A]

Okay. I took a shot looking at you. I guessed higher but yeah. And there's no way Brooke was going to mouth off to you. Where's that come from? Brooke doesn't want some lumbering boulder to come in mad at him.

[B]

Back then I could run a little bit.

[A]

Right. You were athletic and gigantic. What woman is going to confront that?

[B]

But you know what I'm saying?

[A]

That's truth.

[B]

No offense. Lineman are good people at heart.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now go to br Got his final word. Ending it by he's awesome. Yes. And so is everybody like him. Although there were some offensive linemen too. On your team. No.

[B]

They were Newton criminals. One of the friendliest. Most.

[A]

Because he was high all the time. He was running drugs for the cartel all over Texas.

[B]

Wait until he was done playing to do that. I never touched it.

[A]

Okay. I believe that is untrue. Dale Hell is here. It's Thursday and that means he's gonna go. We'll do our picks next and see if Dale wants to play this week. And we'll find out exactly how that works. It's 98 KUPD 8 KUPD.

[B]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[A]

I could. I could do without that. Dale. As the European games. You never have to do that.

[B]

You don't like to get up early and.

[A]

No. And that's gonna happen now. What do you think of Bad Bunny doing the halftime show? I know you're a big fan. I saw that Donald Trump is going to. They said that Trump was going to have ice agents at the football game and it was like not because of Bad Bunny. But we're going to take care of any illegal. Like what's. How. How are these. That's a pretty successful illegal alien that's heading into the Super Bowl. Yeah. And they have an eye on him. But also Bad Bunny's Puerto Rican. I don't know if anybody knows this but that's the United States.

[B]

I don't know anything.

[A]

Did you not know that.

[B]

I haven't studied Bad Bunny?

[A]

Well, I'm talking about the Puerto Rico. So thing. You haven't studied the Bad Bunny?

[B]

No, I have not. I thought that was a kids kids cartoon.

[A]

It was and then it turned into this and. And he's a transfestite. Sometimes and sometimes he's not very funny.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Too? Apparently now they're saying too who?

[B]

What?

[A]

The whole Satanist thing. Oh, yeah. No, he's into Satan. I'll be curious to hear what they.

[C]

I didn't know any of that either.

[A]

Dale, as far as that he was a Satanist. Really? I knew he was just making this up. That's who they chose for the Super Bowl. Well, he's, you know, that's the rumors of the crazy people who can't just watch a Super bowl halftime show without adding in Satanism.

[C]

And I didn't know how serious the Trump thing was.

[A]

A statement or, you know, Sammy Davis Jr. Was a Satanist. Nobody ever brings that up.

[B]

Well, he's a cute little guy.

[A]

Exactly. You could take him. That's been my argument forever. No matter, you know, that's why nobody will ever say midget is a bad word. Like, and take it seriously. We don't like being called that. I'm like, shut up.

[B]

What are you doing?

[A]

What are you gonna do about it? Get 30 of your closest friends. They'll still mop the floors with you. Look like a video game.

[B]

Just sweeping. Boy, you went right into Brett, didn't you?

[A]

Oh, yeah, no. Brett and I have opinion about uppity. All right, boys. All right. Brett and I both have the buy this week.

[B]

Oh, so you got. So you got to pick a wild card.

[A]

So I will pick. I will pick. You pick the Cardinals game. All right? And then, Dale, I'll let you give me a game to pick or a team to pick. You just choose it out of thin air right now. A game I've got.

[B]

Okay, so you got Cincinnati, I got Dallas. I want you to pick Baltimore.

[A]

Oh, damn it. All right. I like it. Actually don't mind it because you gave me half a hard on with that because I realized that Cooper Rush is their quarterback. All right, let's get right to it, Brady. Your Bengals, who do they play this week and who are you taking?

[C]

Well, I'm not taking the Bengals.

[A]

No idea. They're playing the Detroit Lions. Yeah.

[C]

And it's ten and a half. Did you want to take but a win loss?

[A]

You can take points and make it more interesting if you'd like.

[C]

No, I'm going to take Detroit for the win.

[A]

Straight up. You're not going to give the Bengals.

[B]

10, so you're taking money out of our pockets.

[A]

Give the Bengals. Give the Bengals ten and a half. That's a better bet. Otherwise it's a minus 520. We make nothing. All right, Dale, You've got your Cowboys. Who are they playing?

[B]

Brady? Got it.

[A]

New York Jets. The Jets.

[B]

New York Jets. And is it in New York or.

[A]

It is in New York? Not paying any attention. Game. Oh, they're two and a half point favorites.

[B]

Favorites. Oh, they win by. Because they're. They're after 40 points a game.

[A]

You'll give them two and a half.

[B]

Yeah, I'll. I'll take the Cowboys and give two and a half.

[A]

All right. Beautiful, Brett. The Arizona Cardinals have the weird and lowly Tennessee Titans, but who knows what they are and that is here in Arizona. Cardinals are favored by eight and a half points and who knows what the Cardinals are. Exactly.

[B]

Yeah, but they had a mini buy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're. They're offensive lines actually going to start. They. They went back to school, realized that the scoop blocks and double teams. You need to stay on the double team.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You'd be better at your job. Imagine that. I. Tennessee is going to go on five. I'm taking the Cardinals straight up. Yeah, I'll take them straight up. You want to give eight and a half points and you got me with the Baltimore Ravens and Cooper Rush again, I don't even know who they playing. Where's that one at? Oh, there it is. Ravens. Are the Houston Texans a one and a half point fair. I'm going to take the Houston Texans straight up.

[B]

Would you. Would you do that if Lamar was quarterback?

[A]

No.

[B]

You wouldn't?

[A]

No.

[B]

Would you actually utter the words I'm taking the Baltimore Ravens?

[A]

No.

[C]

He'd take the loss.

[A]

I would take the loss. I give every one of you 33 bucks right now. Can't do it, man. So there it is. It's a plus 703.

[B]

Okay, that's pretty good.

[A]

That's not bad. So you guys. We have a nice one going here. I think those are good bets. Brady's is the lock of the week. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Who's the quarterback for Cincinnati now?

[A]

Jake Browning.

[B]

Jake Browning. Boy, he might light up the sky.

[A]

Dale's fun after that they called Kenny.

[C]

Anderson, see if he'd come.

[A]

I'm telling you right now, mark my words, in the next two weeks, Jameis Winston or Russell will be the quarterback of the Bengals in the next two weeks. That trade is happening after they killed Jake Brown.

[C]

Got the wave.

[A]

Please.

[C]

In Cleveland.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Dylan Gabriel's your Cleveland, Ohio Sports.

[B]

Did you see the interview that your boy Shadour Sanders did?

[A]

No. What did he say? He's not my boy.

[B]

He is your boy. Well, you were mad that Skiller did draft him.

[A]

Be nice to my boy. Come.

[B]

He was being interviewed about, you know, him not being selected to start. And he mouthed everything to the reporter.

[A]

He didn't say it out loud? No, he just moved his mouth. I didn't see that. Yeah, that's why you're not starting. It's crap like that.

[B]

Immature? Is that the question? Is we're talking about on the main event? Does Dion call him and go, hey, stop acting like an idiot? Or does Dion go? Way to go.

[A]

That's my boy. That's the way to get him. That's the door. You did right by your dad.

[B]

Because one thing. Deion could act the fool if he.

[A]

Wanted because he backed it up.

[B]

He's really good. Yeah, son, not so there's a third stringer.

[A]

And I don't know if you knew this, but one, then two, followed by three. And if you have three next to you before every game, two's going to start before you.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You should have seen this coming. He went to Colorado. We don't do much math down there. Now, Johnny. Come on, player. I wonder what Dion did. I didn't see that Shador's doing that crap. I wonder if Dion calls him. What you doing, son?

[B]

What about the 205 mile an hour traffic citations earlier?

[A]

Yeah, it was a little silly, too. He kind of.

[B]

But does Dion call him? I mean, I know as a dad. What's the matter?

[C]

You can't go 225?

[A]

Your daddy would have gone 225. I'm faster than you should do.

[B]

Is a dad.

[A]

I'd.

[B]

I'd be on the phone so damn quick. Say after the first. You do that again, you're just shooting yourself.

[A]

And isn't it, like, Dion's job to. You're making me look dumb.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He's like, you see what the rates are for General? Our insurance.

[A]

Yeah, you gotta call the general. And a penny's weights. Nash, the door. Come on now. $305 a month for insurance? You're crazy. I gotta get my feet cut off. He's got the diabetes. He's getting his feet cut off?

[B]

Yeah, it's.

[A]

It's. It's scary.

[B]

And.

[A]

And they said it started with turf toe.

[B]

Yes. That happened in Dallas. He missed a couple games, and even a couple of our teammates were like, come on, you're telling me you can't go? And I. And I was like, hey, turf. I've had turf toe for my entire career. Wouldn't want to be running. You could play cornerback with turf toe.

[A]

And they said it started with that and then got worse and worse and worse. Of course, has physical. I think it was diabetes for the most part. They were like cutting toes off.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because you can't heal. So good luck to Joe Burrow and.

[B]

Rock Purdy, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station.

[A]

He said fully erect. Still streaming, Homberg's morning sickness. Don't. [e-mail] it's time now for Brady to entertain us all. He don't have turf toe. Oh, you know, I don't think you can give Flintstones skinny. I don't think the Flintstones can get turf turf brain. Brady's got that round build. A bear foot. It's adorable. It's like a stuffed animal foot. It's so cute. You have to see these things. Take your shoes.

[C]

Trim my claws.

[A]

They're perfect circles. Yeah.

[B]

Maybe next week. Make sure your.

[A]

Your claws are perfect circles with little lines in the end. It looks like somebody drew his feet. He's adorable. You want to just put them on top of a dresser and have them sit there with his little teddy bear feet. They're gorgeous, cute feet. Anyways.

[C]

To find shoes.

[A]

Because they don't make round. The cutest round feet I've ever seen. They're adorable. If you just little hair sitting on top of it, you'd pet them. Like, look at these little guys there. No toes. They're in there somewhere. But yeah, he's got those. And he's amazingly athletic.

[B]

Have you lost weight for though, Brady?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Like, what are you looking at? 10 pounds?

[C]

I mean, 17.

[A]

17'S pretty darn good.

[B]

It's like me, I lost 20 pound when I. I've lost about 60 over the last couple years, but I lose 10 pounds. Like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you not shave?

[A]

You were different about you. Yeah, I know exactly where it's jowls. Yeah, that's first. Seriously, people lose a lot of weight. The first thing I notice when they're losing weight is their neck. Because your face loses it.

[B]

That's why you got good posture.

[A]

Otherwise it looks like your neck's trying to eat you or you're wearing a turtleneck of skin. Yeah. That's when I know, oh, you've lost a lot of weight because it gets jowly.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Which is a fine thing. It's better to have jowls than a baby.

[C]

The surgeon took partial credit. He goes, I started you off with seven and a half pounds.

[B]

That's how much your kidney weigh.

[A]

Yeah, Tumor.

[B]

It's a big kidney. Oh, the tumor.

[C]

I was enlarged.

[A]

Yeah, it was. When they took Brady's kidney out, it was wrapped in Hostess paper. It had a name. It said ring ding.

[C]

It was in the brown butcher paper.

[A]

It was not. Well, it was. Yeah, but it was stamped with hostess finest. Little Debbie's picture was on the tumor. It's amazing. It's entertainment drills. Brought to you by reactdefense.com that's the home of tactical black self defense. You want to get out there and start working yourself into great shape. There's an easy way to do it and you hop right on board that train stops, you get off and you're on it, man. You're in the middle of the whole thing. And I know that sounds scary, but right now you're walking around unprepared. So throwing yourself in the midst of this thing will prove to you that at any given moment, you can do whatever you're challenged with. And you don't want to find out. The challenge comes to you before your preparation. It's called being prepared, not paranoid. It's like having a fire alarm for your body. You have them in your house just in case. Probably not going to be a fire. Why not get your body ready just in case there's a fire out there with one of those looney tunes. Stop being victim, not realizing you're doing it. Become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. Reactdefense.com the home of tactical black Brady entertainment.

[C]

Here's a list of wild or gross wellness hacks shared by celebrities.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Over the years, Tom Brady said drinking large amounts of water will help prevent.

[A]

Sunburns because your skin's hydrated. That has some sense to it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, I've noticed that since I've killed the soda pop and I'm drinking. I have a drinking problem, Dale, and it isn't alcohol. I have to. Yesterday I counted wanted. I don't know why I had 18 beverages yesterday. There's no reason for that. Like to bottled water or you're hydrated Lacroix. I am hydrated, but I'm drinking. I always have, like, I got two right now. I always have a drink in my hand.

[B]

18, but I know you cut out soda.

[A]

No, no. When I was doing soda, I was drinking 12 or 13 cans of that a day. And then seven or eight things of water and whatever else. I. I always have to have something to drink. But I've noticed that since it's gone almost all water, my skin is wildly different, like, incredibly different. And my throat is like, open my sinuses feel better. You should try it too, Brad, because you got sinus. Water's the cure all. Did anybody tell anyone this? That water's good for you.

[B]

Water's good for you.

[A]

Never heard that in my life. No, I always heard it was Coca Cola.

[C]

Courtney Kardashian said her doctor told her to that drinking semen four times a week could help her with her fertility. Fact. Who told her that? Her doctor.

[A]

No kidding. Is that true, ladies? Well, I don't want to encourage fertility. It also cures most colds and gives you good skin. Is that Courtney?

[C]

Courtney.

[A]

Travis told her that. Travis? Travis told her that. We don't have a baby. We got to do it. I got to put it in your mouth.

[C]

Her sister, Kim Kardashian, received a vampire facial, which is when your own blood is drawn, then their blood, the platelet rich plasma, is injected or topically spread onto your face.

[A]

No kidding.

[C]

She said it was painful and she wouldn't do it again.

[A]

Sounds like a ritual.

[C]

Kesha drank her own pee because she thought it would be good for her, and she said, I won't. I wouldn't recommend it.

[A]

It depends what you ate the night before. Like right now. My piece, if you ate pineapple would be good. Pineapple would be good. Drinking mine is fantastic because it's mostly.

[C]

Just Twix and water and then Gwyneth Paltrow.

[A]

I like Twix A lot, probably. I bet you my urine tastes fantastic.

[C]

Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop sold those jade and rose quartz eggs that women put up in their lady bits you to increase feminine energy and increase vaginal muscle tone. They got sued.

[A]

No kidding.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

For what?

[C]

It wasn't proven. Oh, they're saying this will help.

[A]

She's turned into a lunatic. Still have a story.

[C]

Dale has.

[A]

All right, go ahead, Dale.

[B]

I don't even look at these anymore.

[A]

Because neither does Brady.

[B]

Which one?

[C]

That one.

[A]

You do a. Pick them down.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The Nevermind baby lost his child pornography lawsuit against Nirvana.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Do you know who this is?

[A]

Nirvana.

[B]

No. The baby?

[A]

Yes. Never mind. Do you remember the album Nevermind?

[B]

No.

[A]

By Nirvana?

[B]

No.

[A]

You were in the heyday of your championships.

[B]

Really?

[A]

In 1991, Nirvana's Nevermind album came out and took the world by storm. It began the grunge arrow, which actually isn't true. Allison Chain Soundgarden did that before. And I had some other bands, too, but they were.

[B]

The Soundgarden was grunge?

[A]

Oh, yeah. They were more. You do. Okay. This is the album cover, which was the album Never Mind, we're showing Dale on the screen. So that baby a couple years ago has grown up now. He's like what, 20? What is that 33 year old kid now? So he comes out and he goes, well, that's me and that's child pornography. Yeah. And he said, I never got paid for that. So he sued him 30 years later to say he wanted money for that album cover.

[B]

It says the naked baby on the COVID of the. The Nevermind album is not child pornography. That's according to federal judge, part of the lawsuit too.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Spencer Eldon is the Nevermind baby.

[A]

And they can't prove it's him.

[B]

Who's 34 now at suit Nirvana claiming he was a victim of child sexual abuse. But the judge said, quote, neither the pose, focal point, setting nor overall context suggests the album cover is feature sexually explicit contact. The judge added that Eldon has financially benefited from the Nevermind cover baby, including being paid to recreate it and selling autograph.

[C]

He recreated. Sold his merch.

[A]

Yeah. For a couple years. He pulls up a loss. Yeah. He shows up. Yeah. And tries to make money off of this when he should be mad at his parents. His parents got paid, so screw that. Yep.

[B]

Oh, his parents got paid.

[A]

Well, they gave the. Yeah, they gave the. Right. If it's actually him. Right. There's been arguments that it wasn't him. Him.

[B]

So you're arguing if you're the baby.

[A]

On the Nevermind album, if your parents took a payment, it's over.

[C]

And for those years that was happening because it took a while for him to turn around, like, oh, maybe I can make some money.

[A]

Because he was broke dick. And he's like, where can I make. He's a, he's a loser, that guy. Every couple years he tries to make something because he's not good at anything.

[B]

That's the, the first story he gave me was good. I, I loved Everybody Loves Raymond. You guys watch that growing up?

[A]

Yeah. It's not him.

[B]

No, no, what I'm saying. It's another, it's the other story he gave me. Oh, the 30th anniversary special.

[A]

I was in Nirvana, baby. Oh, Robert, Robert. I was the Nirvana baby. My dick was on a, on an album. Oh, boy.

[B]

It'll be 90 minutes long on CBS. Everybody's coming back. That is anybody.

[A]

Well, two of them are dead.

[B]

Brad Garrett, Patricia Heaton, Monica Horan, Madeline Sweet.

[A]

Those are the babies. Babies. Oh, those were the little infant.

[B]

Oh, how did you. You know so much about stuff.

[A]

Madeline Sweeten is Jody Sweeten's. Sister.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And she was on Full House.

[B]

And the special will include tribute to Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle.

[A]

Yeah, because they're dead.

[B]

They're dead.

[A]

And they were the funniest parts of that show.

[B]

They were.

[A]

That was a. It was a great show. Hello, Raymond. I love that. When he would walk into Brad Garrett was sofa. He was great in the Emmys the other night. I don't know if you saw that. They came out to gas Brad Garrett and Ray Romano. And Brad Garrett says. He comes out and he goes, I don't. I won one of these. And he goes, let me tell you all something right now. It does nothing for your life. I didn't change a thing. And he said, win one, you're done. And then he asked Ray, he goes, do you think I'll ever come back? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe you do something else. I think the next time you see me on the semi stage, it'll be the in memoriam. The whole crowd goes, oh, it was right after. He was brilliantly funny. I watched him playing blackjack in Vegas once and people just bothered him like crazy.

[B]

Really?

[A]

He's got a club across the street. Susan Aria. And then he went over and played on a slot machine by himself.

[B]

And you followed him?

[A]

No, I was just sitting close to him. I left him alone. I don't bother people like that. I found it interesting.

[C]

It was high limits.

[A]

Well, how people. No, it wasn't. He was actually sitting out in the. Not high limits, but he was clearly annoyed and nobody read the room.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Just leave him a. Go get a picture. Picture, sure. And then they take a picture. And then another person would do it. Once the first one gets A yes, there's 30 more. You wouldn't know, Dale, but I'm sure you saw it with like Troy. Amazing.

[B]

People don't read the room these days. You know what I'm saying, Johnny? I think it's a gift.

[A]

You're distracted by the way you played in and a tie in the preseason. And in the 2.2ties in the preseason you played the Eagles with the bills in 85. Barn burner of a game 00. And then in 1993 a preseason the Lions game 1313.

[B]

There's nothing worse than a preseason overtime game.

[A]

Can't imagine.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

You as a long snap. Well, actually with the Bills you were playing but with the Cowboys you actually had to play in the overtime.

[B]

Yeah, or they'd be trying to back up snapper or something.

[A]

6 and 5 record in all other overtime games.

[B]

I will tell you one other thing that we were down in Mexico City, preseason games, game, it was. We were driving down, we're gonna. We scored touchdown. Daryl Johnson was my backup. His fourth quarter and he comes walking over to me, he goes, hey, Dale, if we score, please go in and snap because if we miss this extra point, it goes overtime. That's gonna suck.

[A]

So you went in late and played and snapped the ball and we played a wind, Dale. Play to win.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That's how it works. All right, that's it. We're done. You're not going anywhere. You're not going anywhere. We're all good. Oh, yeah, I'm out Saturday. Oh, where are you going? Going? Oh, yeah, we're out today. This is it. We're not coming back tomorrow. I forgot the Steelers on a bye week, so it's an automatic three day weekend for me. So I can do whatever I want on a weekend. Finally, Brady's got. His mom had a surgery. He's got to fly back to Ohio to make sure mom's okay. So he's going to be gone for a few days. Okay, you're good. You're coming back Monday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, good. Saturday, I'll be at America First Credit Union in Goodyear, okay. From 11 to 1. So come on out and see me. So keep an eye open for that.

[B]

Do you show more personality when you go out in the public than you do here? You still got that?

[A]

He's loaded with personality. He just. He quiets down for you. Maybe it's the crowd that I'm. Yeah, maybe he doesn't want to interact at this dinner of yours. Larry's coming up next. We'll see you guys Monday right here in the morning sickness.

[B]

Hello, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station.

[A]

He said fully erect.