10-03-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - 3x - John Travolta Holds A Candle For Margot Robbie And His Daughter Looks Too Much Like Him BO

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill (October 3, 2025)

Episode Title: 10-03-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - 3x - John Travolta Holds A Candle For Margot Robbie And His Daughter Looks Too Much Like Him
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Segment: Entertainment Drill

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Overview

This episode of the Entertainment Drill on Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a classic blend of irreverent pop culture commentary and outrageous humor, with the crew riffing on celebrity news, movies, sports figures, and their own uniquely absurd comedic tangents. The main highlights include The Rock’s peculiar party tricks, Patrick Mahomes’ “dad bod”, John Travolta’s deep (and creepy) admiration for Margot Robbie, and a running bit on how Travolta’s daughter resembles him “a little too much.” The episode is packed with impersonations, off-color jokes, and freewheeling banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Party Tricks

[01:54 - 02:28]

• The Rock claims to have party tricks tailored to his audience, with kid-friendly moves and, for adults, a supposed ability to pick up a grape without using his hands, feet, or mouth.
• The guys devolve this into a running joke about using “his butthole," laughing about Brady's own alleged backdoor dexterity with objects as large as "Australian avocados."
• Notable Quote:
  • "He can pick up a grape with his butt cheeks." – Brady [02:23]
  • "Brady could pick up one of those Australian avocados." – Brett [02:31]

2. Patrick Mahomes and the Anatomy of a “Dad Bod”

[02:58 - 03:47]

• Mahomes’ trainer, Bobby Stroop, keeps Mahomes at 14% body fat, claiming it helps him absorb football hits.
• The crew lampoons Mahomes with exaggerated voices, joking about his physique and referencing him “looking like a 68-year-old woman doing mall walking.”
• Notable Quote:
  • "If I start losing all that weight, I’m gonna be too skinny. Then people knock me down. I fall right on the ground. Right now I look like a 68-year-old woman who does mall walking." – Mat (as Mahomes) [03:13]

3. Bill Murray Spotted at the Phillies Game

[03:54 - 04:33]

• Quick mention of Bill Murray enjoying himself at a Phillies game and later bartending in South Philly.
• Leads into a failed attempt at a "Rainbow Connection" singalong, featuring playful prodding at Brett for technology issues.
• Memorable Bit:
  • The hosts (as Mahomes) attempt Kermit-style crooning of “Rainbow Connection,” imagining Travis Kelce’s girlfriend Taylor Swift doing her own version.
  • "There’s so many songs about rainbows… Travis Kelce’s girlfriend should do this. She should put this out." – Mat (as Mahomes) [05:13]

4. John Travolta’s “Crush” on Margot Robbie

[05:43 - 07:58]

• The major story: Travolta revealed on a podcast that he fell for Margot Robbie after seeing her on "Pan Am," not in "Wolf of Wall Street."
• The hosts parody Travolta, with John Holmberg going into full character—suggesting Travolta’s affection for Margot is “classy” and not “naked weirdo,” and running with increasingly absurd lines about his pilot skills and her pregnancy.
• The bit grows uncomfortably funny as they riff about Margot’s husband, Tom Ackerley, reacting possessively and the idea of Travolta seducing everyone in Italian comedic style.
• Notable Quotes:
  • "I fell in love with her in a classy way, not some naked weirdo way like you guys. I’ll tell you right now, Brady, I’m in love with that pregnant lady.” – John Holmberg (as Travolta) [06:10]
  • "If that twink comes near my wife, I’ll knock him out. Ackerley's upset.” – Brett paraphrasing [06:57]

5. John Travolta’s Daughter (and Her Eerie Resemblance)

[09:00 - 10:44]

• Discussion shifts to Travolta’s daughter (Ella Bleu Travolta) and her recent single, with jokes centering on how much she looks like her dad.
• The gang riffs that “it's like AI invented John Travolta’s kid” and bestows her the nickname “Vinnie Bobberino.”
• Notable Quotes:
  • "She looks exactly like... it's John Travolta in a wig." – John Holmberg [09:10]
  • "I’ve never seen a kid look more like their parent. It's weird. I don’t like it. It's like AI invented John Travolta’s kid." – Brady [10:33]

6. 80s Rock and the Future of Poison

[11:08 - 11:44]

• News that Poison won’t tour in 2025 as Bret Michaels deals with diabetes and family obligations.
• Jokes about him needing new “hair plugs” in Turkey as part of his health tune-up.
• 2026 is teased as the possible 40-year reunion tour.

7. Final Hilarious, Bizarre Tangents

[11:53 - 14:48]

• A signature segment: the cast takes their Travolta daughter riff to absurdly uncomfortable (and intentionally taboo) places, mashing up Saturday Night Fever references, imagined adult scenarios, and classic catchphrases ("Royale with Cheese," "strut with paint cans").
• Lines blur between comedy and shock, which is very much the Holmberg vibe.
• Memorable Exchanges:
  • "She comes in in lingerie that looks like the white suit. Are you ready for me to rock your world?" – John Holmberg [13:51]
  • "Now I want to have sex with John Travolta's daughter. That looks just like her. Just here." – Brady [12:55]
  • "What's the problem? You're not going to whisper in your ear? I want you inside me." – John Holmberg [14:15]
  • "Don't, Brady, don't you do it. It's weird when you did it." – Brett [13:37]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|----------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:23 | Brady | “He can pick up a grape with his butt cheeks.” | | 03:13 | Mat (as Mahomes)| “If I start losing all that weight, I’m gonna be too skinny...” | | 06:10 | John Holmberg (as Travolta)| “I fell in love with her in a classy way, not some naked weirdo way like you guys.”| | 09:10 | John Holmberg | "She looks exactly like... it's John Travolta in a wig." | | 10:33 | Brady | "It's like AI invented John Travolta’s kid." | | 13:51 | John Holmberg | “She comes in in lingerie that looks like the white suit. Are you ready for me to rock your world?” | | 14:15 | John Holmberg | “What's the problem? You're not going to whisper in your ear? I want you inside me.” | | 12:55 | Brady | “Now I want to have sex with John Travolta's daughter. That looks just like her.” |

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Structure and Flow

• Opening: Sponsors, quick plugs, and transition into the Entertainment Drill.
• Celebrity news: Alternates between genuine stories and the group’s comedic improvisation, blending facts with wild scenarios.
• Recurring Bit: John Travolta impersonation with Margot Robbie obsession and daughter resemblance.
• Music/Rock News: Short segment; lightly discussed.
• Wrap-up: Descends into intentionally uncomfortable humor, ending the segment in full “morning sickness” mode.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode is a wild ride through entertainment headlines, filtered through a lens of relentless parody and dark, unfiltered humor. The hosts constantly riff and improvise, with Holmberg’s John Travolta impersonation providing a throughline of escalating, intentionally “disturbing” jokes. If you enjoy your morning drive-time comedy raunchy, self-aware, and rapid-fire, this is a perfect snapshot of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness at its most outrageous.

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Note:

• Ads and non-content sections are omitted.
• This summary preserves the comedic, edgy tone central to the show.
• Listeners sensitive to explicit humor may want to proceed with caution.

Transcript

[Host]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Brett]

The Rock says he has a few party tricks up his sleeve depending on the age of the crowd.

[Brady]

Right?

[Brett]

He says for kids. So of course no Dildo into Maui from Walmart.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brett]

He does that and sing and make his pecs bounce. But for adults, with his tequila. I'll do a thing where I can pick up a grape. Not with my hands, not with my feet, not even with my mouth.

[Brady]

With his butthole.

[Brett]

But his publicist cut him off and says don't. Don't answer the question.

[Brady]

He can pick up a grape with his butt cheeks.

[Brett]

That would be my guess.

[Brady]

Yeah, I can do that. Yeah.

[Brett]

But I guess he's good at it.

[Brady]

Cuz I am pristine back there. Brady could pick up one of those Australian avocados.

[Brett]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

Easy. My neighbors could pick one up and throw it at you. Watch this. What's up? Whoa.

[Host]

Be a Chapman fastball right at you.

[Brady]

Should have rolled this Chapman avocado just hit our door. Sup?

[Brett]

Patrick Mahomes trainer Bobby Stroop says his dad, Bob dad bod Is specifically designed for what he does. He said he likes to keep. If you're working with a quarterback, keep him at 14% body fat.

[Mat]

That's right. I'm gonna be out there and do that thing. I get on my. Get on my bike and I ride a little bit. But I don't want to lose too much weight because if I start losing all that weight, I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be too skinny. And then people knock me down. I fall right on the ground. Right now I look like a. Like a 68 year old woman who does mall walking.

[Brett]

But he keeps them at that to be able to absorb some of the force.

[Mat]

Yeah. A little more fat. Like a fat girl. Handle that. Get up on top of me. Do that thing. Howdy ho, neighbor.

[Brady]

I love when Patrick Mahomes gets going. He was on a downhill speech the other day that just got faster. And boom houred. And boom houred more.

[Mat]

And get out there and do that next. Mine got there. Travis Kelsey had that ball. That was good catch. He'd be all right. I just gotta play better.

[Brett]

Bill Murray was at the Phillies game Monday to see his Cubs play ball. By the end of the night, he was attending a bar at South Philly.

[Mat]

Few seconds. I'm just gonna break out into song here. I can't see Chiefs I like. I won't show you my other side. You know, Travis Kelsey's girlfriend's not the only one who can sing.

[Host]

I'll find it.

[Mat]

And if Brett ever gets this video going, I won't have to stall so long because I know what he's up to. Just played off Spotify. Brett Why would you wait so long on that? Yeah, we had a good game last night. I'm just gonna stall a little longer until I get.

[Host]

Sorry, it's their computers.

[Mat]

Gotta tune my. Tune my instruments. See? Yeah. Computer's taking too long to get my backup music.

[Host]

Damn it.

[Brett]

You still giving Andy Reid your fries?

[Mat]

Sometimes he gets my nuggies, sometimes I. Sometimes I get my nuggies. Sometimes the sisters win. Sometimes I win. Rashee Rice likes my nuggies, too. Get him on them. Know I'm talking about.

[Brady]

It's not working.

[Mat]

God damn it. Someday we'll find it. I'll just do it myself. Rainbow connection. Lovers, dreamers and me.

[Brady]

Damn you, Brett.

[Host]

It's a computer.

[Brady]

You tease me on the screen and you never got.

[Host]

It's the computer locked up?

[Brady]

Well, it's too late now.

[Host]

Never too late.

[Brady]

It's never too late for the connection.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

Oh, once that get done.

[Mat]

There's so many songs about rainbow and what I think. I think that Travis. Kel. Travis. Cast girlfriend should do this. She should put this out. I think this song she should do Rainbow. Rainbows are vision.

[Brett]

After the game.

[Mat]

Illusions. Every day, Travis, I go over to him, I said, don't worry about it. You and me, we're the rainbow connection. We're gonna make this happen.

[Host]

Is that a nice thing he did?

[Brady]

Almost worth it.

[Brett]

Brett, I'm sorry.

[Brady]

Oh, what happened?

[Brett]

John Travolta has his eye on a lady.

[Host]

Since when?

[Brett]

Margot Robbie.

[Brady]

She's pregnant, you weirdo.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What?

[Brett]

He was on this Australian podcast, and he said he fell for her after seeing her on the show Pan Am.

[Brady]

That's not when he fell for. We all struggle for it at the same time. Trouble lies.

[John Holmberg]

It's not fair.

[Brett]

It's not a dream. I just.

[John Holmberg]

Listen, I told you, I didn't. I didn't ever see Wolf. Wall Street. I don't even know what that is, and you're driving me crazy. I saw her in the Pan Am thing that I mentioned that nobody knows about. And that's when I fell in love with her. Because I fell in love with her in a classy way, not some naked weirdo way like you guys. I'll tell you right now, Brady, I'm in love with that pregnant lady. She's going to have a new jet. I'm going to give it.

[Brady]

I'm going to give her everything.

[Brett]

And she wants to be a pilot.

[John Holmberg]

I can help with that. I can totally train her. I'm playing in my backyard. It's going to be amazing.

[Brett]

That's when he said he fell for. She said, you want to be a pilot?

[John Holmberg]

She wants to be a pilot. I am a pilot. My kids have a second kid named Jet. I lost one, but I get another one, and she's gonna make more babies. She reminds me of. She reminds me of Kelly. I'm just alone. I need that.

[Brady]

Brett.

[John Holmberg]

It's not you, it's me. That's all right. That's right. Keep Margot close, and she starts going Italian, you know, she'll never go back.

[Brett]

So they asked her husband, Tom Ackerley, what he thought about that. He says, that twink comes near my.

[John Holmberg]

Wife, I'll knock him out. Ackerley's upset.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Watch this. Brett Travolta wants to bang Mathias. How about it? Yeah, that's what I'm say. It's an Italian thing.

[Mat]

Hi.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Brett. How are you? It's John Travolta. I'm here to have sex with your wife. Surprisingly, yeah. She's in the back.

[Brady]

Go.

[Host]

Not spread them.

[Brady]

Mr. Travolta's here. Act like a lady. Open your legs and be a lady.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you. I appreciate that. How are you doing? How are you doing there, Mat? Did you wash that clamp for Mr. Travolta?

[Mat]

We got company.

[John Holmberg]

I would appreciate if you did wash the clam. That would be nice. I would appreciate that.

[Brett]

Tells Ackerley he's got nice legs.

[John Holmberg]

Ackerley, why don't you go over there and just put your legs up on this chair while I bang your pregnant wife? That is the creepiest thing a man can do. And John Travolta has done some creepy stuff. I used to, like, chase people around masseuse parlors with my butthole in the air and try to get them to touch it. Now I just. I like pregnant ladies. And then Brady takes over from there because he likes lactating ladies. So it works out.

[Brett]

It's in there. He and Kelly Preston's daughter released a single about two weeks ago.

[John Holmberg]

Isn't it his daughter, too?

[Brett]

I said that.

[Brady]

Kelly Preston.

[Brett]

He and Kelly Preston.

[Brady]

Oh, I see. Well, that's when you said that. I thought they released a single. Year Meeting.

[Brett]

No, Brady and Kelly daughter released a single, and it's all videos of Kelly.

[Brady]

It's kind of like, oh, it's a tribute. I. I did see that with you. I forgot about that.

[John Holmberg]

Essek. We sang about it. And then I told her. I'm like, you know what? I would love, like, this tribute to your mom. To show this to Margot Robbie. To show this to Your new mother. It's like, so hot. I'm gonna bang her. Even though she's pregnant and I'm gay.

[Brett]

Movies out this weekend. The killer's game. That's the Dave Bautista. He's a hitman who's diagnosed with terminal illness. Decides to go out on his own terms.

[Mat]

Yeah.

[Brady]

He doesn't.

[John Holmberg]

He hires a hitman to kill him.

[Brady]

I think it's the movie he.

[Host]

Oh, my God. His daughter.

[Brady]

He does. Oh, what a poor girl.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, my daughter. This is Jeanette. She's a beautiful girl. And she didn't get.

[Brady]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

She looks exactly like. Look at that.

[Host]

Look at the profile.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. It's shantavote in a wig. Oh, my God.

[Host]

Tony Monero in the flesh.

[John Holmberg]

If we just put her in the white suit, no one would know.

[Brett]

You shave her head and put a beard on.

[Brady]

I don't think you have to put the beard on.

[John Holmberg]

Now I'm bald John Travolta. I'm not the hairy John Travolta that I used to be. And she's. She's adorable. I look at her and I see myself and I'm like, God. You know who would really appreciate this? Margot Robbie. Look at that face. She might as well just.

[Brady]

Her name might as well be Vinnie Bobberino.

[John Holmberg]

This is my daughter.

[Brady]

She looks so much like me. Just call her Vinnie.

[Mat]

Look at that.

[John Holmberg]

That's the creepy. There is no DNA test needed.

[Brett]

She's.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. She had Kelly Preston as a mom.

[Brady]

And she looks.

[John Holmberg]

She got nothing like her dad.

[Brett]

Her best friend. Cindy Boom Boom.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's Boom Boom. I took her down to the Boom Boom Room.

[Host]

I guess Washington never got in there.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Cindy Boom Boom Wash. It's a girl. It's a girl. Sweat hogs. Mr. Carte. Mr. Katte. Yeah, that's right. You know me. Cindy Boom Boom. That's the best friend. And then she's got the. Garcia Epstein is her name. And then horseshack. Same person.

[Mat]

Wow.

[Brady]

I've never seen a kid look more like their parent. And that is weird. I don't like it. It's like AI invented John Travolta's kid.

[Brett]

What's amazing is that video as you're watching, there's like every other little scene was in some kind of private jet. He's flying some of them. And, you know, he's got a 747. He's got.

[John Holmberg]

Every time.

[Brett]

Quite the collection.

[John Holmberg]

Every time I look into her eyes, I see her mother. It reminds me of my mom because when I used to look in her eyes. I'd see myself too.

[Brett]

Poison will not be touring in 2025.

[Mat]

Oh.

[Brett]

Because Brett Michaels needs a little health tune up. Diabetes and some family time. Hair plug. 2026. Maybe their 40th anniversary.

[Brady]

He's got to go to Turkey and get new plugs. Yeah, he's a Steeler fan. You lay off of him.

[Host]

Brad.

[John Holmberg]

It still needs the plugs.

[Brett]

Might come over for a couple of games.

[Brady]

You're invited. Brett, if you're out there. He used to live here. You're invited.

[Brett]

But 2026 is 40th anniversary of the.

[Brady]

Look. What?

[Brett]

The cat drag.

[Brady]

That's the 40 years.

[Brett]

40 years. So they plan on doing it.

[Host]

Those are some hot broads in that album cover too.

[Brady]

As hot as Travolta's daughter. A little more feminine, actually. She's cute, but she still looks too much like John.

[Host]

Yeah, you couldn't do that. It's like, oh, what's the hair? It would be even worse. Like.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you get my hair. Don't get it in my hair. What are you doing? Why did you just do that in my hair? Now I gotta wash my hair.

[Host]

Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

I, I, I First strut is just like.

[Host]

Oh, yeah. Walking down the street with the paint cans in his hand and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna turn over. Do me from behind. Don't do that. Stop it.

[Mat]

Seriously.

[John Holmberg]

I'm John Travolta's daughter. Why don't you believe me? I completely believe you.

[Brett]

Yeah. Instant.

[Brady]

The second you enter.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is amazing. I can't take it anymore.

[Mat]

I gotta turn over.

[Host]

Can I call you Mr. Carter?

[John Holmberg]

Just whatever you do, just dunk my hair.

[Brett]

My Cheese Royale.

[John Holmberg]

My God. Cheese Royale. You don't go down on. You don't go down on a girl. Cause like the Royale with Cheese. It's disgusting. I would love to.

[Brady]

Now I wanna have sex with John Travolta's daughter. That looks just like her. Just here.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Host]

She should be in the squares.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. You got it right there. Don't stop. You're hitting something.

[Mat]

Ow. Ah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Brady]

I couldn't stay hard right laugh so hard.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Brett]

Willa.

[John Holmberg]

Willa. Let me get on top.

[Host]

No.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

I'll be a reverse cowgirl.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. That's so big. I'm gonna creep.

[Brady]

Don't, Brady, don't you do it. It's weird when you did it.

[Brett]

I can't help it.

[Brady]

You did it. It was weird. Don't do that.

[John Holmberg]

I'm gonna cream huh?

[Host]

Playing this in the background.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Now I'm in the mood.

[Brady]

She comes in in lingerie that looks like the white suit.

[John Holmberg]

Are you ready for me to rock your world? I'm telling you right now, I'm about to.

[Brady]

Your face off. Please stop talking.

[Mat]

Why?

[John Holmberg]

What's the problem? You're not going to whisper in your ear? I want you inside me.

[Brady]

I can't do this anymore. Something's wrong with us.

[Host]

It's Friday for sure.

[John Holmberg]

Touch my B hole.

[Brett]

He gets kicked out of the Phoenician.

[Host]

Oh, God.

[Brady]

All right. That's disgusting. She looks too much like him. Had to do it. Had to do it. I didn't even know she. I hope she's of age because it just got weird. And I hope John gets Margot. I think that would be a nice thing for all Italians.

[Host]

I agree.

[Brady]

Had a rough go, never won a war. Arizona's most powerful. He said fully erect.

[John Holmberg]

It's John Holmberg here from the morning.

[Brady]

Sickness for lifechangerloan.com I had a friend.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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