10-10-25 - Guad Squares - Gene Simmons - Edgy Jimmy Fallon - Trump - Belichick And Holtz - Time Warp Brady - Stephen Hawking - Hugh Jackman

Summary

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Podcast Summary: HMS 10-10-25 – Guad Squares: Gene Simmons – Edgy Jimmy Fallon – Trump – Belichick & Holtz – Time Warp Brady – Stephen Hawking – Hugh Jackman

Episode Overview

This raucous episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness centers on the ever-popular “Guadalupe Squares” segment—98KUPD’s irreverent, celebrity-impersonation-filled take on Hollywood Squares. The hosts (John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo) and regular contributors, along with a slew of guest impersonators, riff on topics ranging from National Cerebral Palsy Day to celebrity culture, current events, and the absurdities of radio life. The squares feature comedic impressions of personalities including Gene Simmons, Jimmy Fallon, Trump, Bill Belichick, Lou Holtz, Stephen Hawking, and Hugh Jackman.

The tone is relentlessly irreverent, satirical, and edgy, with rapid-fire banter, playful roasting, and a willingness to address taboo topics through the lens of absurdist humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Honest Banter – National Cerebral Palsy Day

• The episode jumps straight into a dissection of on-air slip-ups involving National Produce Day and Cerebral Palsy Day, sparking playful jabs and confessions from the crew.
• Corey lightheartedly calls out Brady for not mentioning Cerebral Palsy Day:

  “You skipped over me because you couldn't pronounce vegetables.” (01:17 – Corey)

• The group riffs on life with a disability, stair metaphors, and being “grateful you don’t have cerebral palsy day.”
• Notable quote:

  “What do you guys do on National Cerebral Palsy Day?”
  “Survive. Yeah.” (02:29 – Corey & Brady)

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2. Guadalupe Squares: Enter the Impersonations

The core of this episode is the Guadalupe Squares, stacked with outrageous impersonations and unfiltered comedy. Each square is voiced with exaggerated traits, poking fun at pop culture and each celebrity’s quirks:

Gene Simmons (of KISS)

• Presents as sleepy, boasting about launching “KISS Uber,” and jokes about crashing cars for fame.

  “I smashed into your daughter's car just for fun. You're welcome. You owe me $5,000 for being blessed by the KISS chariot.” (04:09 – Gene Simmons)

• Launches into a meta bit about “celebrity Uber” and voice confusion with Dave Draymond and Bibi Netanyahu.

  “It’s amazing we all three have the same voice.” (05:13 – Gene as Bibi Netanyahu)

Jimmy Fallon (as “Edgy Jimmy Fallon”)

• Parodies the notion of comedians getting canceled, escalating with outrageous, intentionally over-the-top “offensive” jokes.

  “Doesn’t everybody just hate Charlie Kirk? … How about those queers? … Wipe them off the face of the earth. Have I been canceled yet?” (06:06 – Jimmy Fallon)

• Ongoing running gag about pushing boundaries for ratings and riffing on fellow late night hosts.

Donald Trump

• Brags about handling prosecutors, his “Middle East peace deal,” and resentment over not winning the Nobel Peace Prize:

  “I bring peace. Or else—that’s how it is.” (09:19 – Trump)

• Takes shots at Venezuela, Sweden, and recurring bagatelles about Jimmy Fallon and abortion jokes.

Bill Belichick & Lou Holtz

• The two football legends team up in an increasingly raunchy bit about double dates, Viagra, and “deflated balls,” mixing locker-room humor with absurdity.

  “I'm looking forward to the evening like nobody's business.” (11:09 – Lou Holtz)
  “The footballs be deflated and our balls will be deflated at the end of the night.” (11:56 – Holtz)

‘Bullfrog’ Brady: The Radio Wormhole

• A sendup of radio station “remote call-ins,” exposing the charade of on-air appearances.
• Brady claims to have mastered “transferring through space and time,” skewering the sales department and the mundane logistics of radio.

  “You can come meet me. Because I can transfer myself through space and time like vapor.” (13:16 – Bullfrog Brady)

Stephen Hawking (AI)

• Imagined as a posthumous AI, now a “skateboard expert, UFC champion,” joking about being handicapped and appearing on Maury Povich.

  “What were your expectations?” (15:44 – Hawking)

Hugh Jackman

• It’s “his birthday weekend,” rife with jokes about his bachelor life post-divorce, his affinity for Pride Week, and tongue-in-cheek boasts.

  “I'm Hugh Jackman and I'm straight… But I can [fellate] some guy like nobody's business. Down under is my favorite place.” (17:39/17:45 – Hugh Jackman)

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3. The Game – Trivia and Trash Talk

• The Squares proceed with a mock game, with callers picking impersonated celebrities for trivia. Most responses veer quickly off-topic into roast humor and surreal riffs.
• Sample trivia exchanges:
  • Gene Simmons: “The average person will kiss 21.5 people in their lifetime.” “I do that in an afternoon.” (20:20 – Gene Simmons)
  • Bullfrog Brady: “Cutting bacon and alcohol out of your diet reduces cancer risk by 66%, true or false?”
  • Belichick & Holtz: “It takes around five months to fully grow a brand new toenail, true or false?”
  • Jimmy Fallon: “Sharks have survived all five mass extinctions, true or false?” Immediately followed by intentionally over-the-limit “edgy” jokes.

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4. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Rapid-Fire One-Liners:

• “One fist in the air for sure.” (01:37 – Hugh Jackman riffing on awareness days)
• “You can start a new Uber…Celebrity Ubers.” (04:37 – Host)
• “He’s going for it… Fallon’s talentless and he’s going for it.” (08:20 – Trump about Edgy Fallon)
• “We're going to snowball with the Belichick.” (11:50 – Lou Holtz, on a raunchy joke trajectory)
• “If Mrs. Doubtfire was a double transvestite—Hello!” (16:25 – Corey)
• “You skipped over me because you couldn't pronounce vegetables.” (01:17 – Corey)

Meta Jokes About Radio Life:

• “The sales department is paying enough attention to realize the show ends at 10, so why not schedule that fake Brady call in at 9:30? Great idea.” (13:22 – Bullfrog Brady)
• “It’s all fake. You guys now know.” (31:03 – Host, poking fun at the illusion of live remotes)

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5. Timestamps for Notable Segments

| Timestamp | Segment / Highlight | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:29 | Banter about missing last week’s Squares, holiday mixups | | 01:08 | Corey and Brady’s playful dispute over National Cerebral Palsy Day | | 02:29 | “Survive. Yeah.”—Day-in-the-life humor about CP Day | | 03:44 | Squares intro—Nine Inch Nails Ticket plug | | 04:09 | Gene Simmons’s KISS Uber and rockstar Uber bit | | 05:13 | Bibi Netanyahu and Dave Draymond impression confusion | | 05:55 | “Edgy Jimmy Fallon” begins — edgy/cancellation satire | | 08:18 | Trump lampoons Jimmy Fallon and Nobel Peace Prize grumbling | | 11:09 | Belichick & Holtz festival of raunch (deflated balls joke) | | 13:07 | Bullfrog Brady’s wormhole / remote call-in spoof | | 15:16 | Stephen Hawking as AI skateboarder/UFC champ | | 17:39 | Hugh Jackman’s Pride Week joke | | 20:20 | “I do that in an afternoon”—Gene Simmons’ kiss count | | 22:14 | Interactions with phone contestants begin | | 25:00 | “We're going to do Lobster Fest tonight”—Lou Holtz | | 28:02 | “Very lenient on cripple jokes”—Meta-commentary by Jimmy Fallon impersonator | | 31:00 | Closing banter about fake call-ins, radio tricks, sales gripes |

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Final Notes & Tone

The episode is a full-throttle, rapid-fire roast of both topical targets and the nature of radio entertainment itself. Impressions are intentionally exaggerated to absurdity, with the humor veering toward the shocking and confrontational, always undercut by obvious self-awareness.

Listeners will either revel in the total irreverence—with no topic off-limits and running jokes about the meta nature of the show—or find the barrage of “edgy” humor challenging. It’s a masterclass in topical satire, radio in-jokes, and boundary-pushing impersonation.

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For further context, the episode wraps up with a celebration of Corey’s one-year anniversary on the show and more self-deprecating, “fourth-wall-breaking” humor about how much of radio is theater and artifice.

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Transcript

[Host]

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[Brady]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Corey]

He's evil. Sitting right here.

[Brady]

Come on.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude.

[Corey]

All right, everybody. Well, no, no, no. It's time now for us to do them Guadalupe squares.

[Brady]

Yeah. Didn't get to do them last week. Y' all left all of a sudden.

[Corey]

We left.

[Hugh Jackman]

And I forgot to tell you, I.

[Corey]

Thought of that on Monday.

[Brady]

Literally. Yeah.

[Corey]

I told Corey we weren't coming Friday, but you were already here.

[Brady]

Yeah, I was here.

[Corey]

Yeah. You didn't have to drive in.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Hugh Jackman]

Okay, good.

[Corey]

Sorry, Thriller.

[Brady]

You're fine.

[Corey]

You had something to say? Listen to this. Brett, you're gonna love this. Cory just told us this. Yeah. Last week, you had a bone to pick with Brady, which is why you were excited about coming in to host the squares, and we weren't here Friday. Yes, but Brady, earlier in the week, had announced that it was at one of the days of the week, it was National Produce.

[Brady]

Sprinkler.

[Host]

Produce.

[Gene Simmons]

Sprinkler.

[Hugh Jackman]

Misting the Veg.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Misting the Veg.

[Corey]

Yeah. And we made Nathan Sutherland.

[Brady]

No, that's a band name for the.

[Hugh Jackman]

Yeah, he likes to.

[Corey]

Because Nathan Sutherland used to miss the veg. It was kind of a neat thing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Hugh Jackman]

You had a beef with Brady.

[Brady]

I do have a beef. Because I went to that same day, and I realized, looking at, like, the whole list of holidays, one is Cerebral Palsy Day. What I have.

[Hugh Jackman]

Wait.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

What a dick.

[Brady]

Brady, I skipped you over because I couldn't pronounce vegetables.

[Hugh Jackman]

The food.

[Brady]

You don't eat.

[Hugh Jackman]

No, he brought you up. Freddie's got a point. If he'd have hosed you off, it.

[Corey]

Would have been the same thing, right?

[Brady]

Not yet. Still, mostly works.

[Hugh Jackman]

So you. You were.

[Corey]

You were listening to that as a person with cerebral palsy. Yes, but a very light form.

[Brady]

It's a special.

[Hugh Jackman]

So one fist in the air for sure.

[Corey]

So, yeah, you were like, brady's gonna bring this up.

[Hugh Jackman]

And Brady says, hey, just want to.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Quickly point out big national missed the veg dance.

[Brady]

I was like, come on, man. If I was in the room, you would have said it.

[Corey]

You didn't hobble down the hallway and say, hey, man, I was already out.

[Brady]

When I heard it. It was an early day that day.

[Corey]

You left at 6, 7, I guess.

[Brady]

Yes. It was a weird day.

[Corey]

Overnighter Brady, you should apologize.

[Hugh Jackman]

I'm sorry I missed that.

[Brady]

That's all right. That's all right. I'll hold you to it, though, for next time.

[Corey]

That's right. Next time.

[Brady]

Remind me always remember what it is.

[Corey]

You know what I'll never not think of. And I think you've planted a very bigoted seed. Whenever the misting happens at the grocery store, I'm gonna be like, hmm. Cerebral Palsy. That reminds me of Cerebral Palsy.

[Hugh Jackman]

It's a good awareness.

[Corey]

Sorry about that. Thriller.

[Brady]

Oh, no, I'm not just saying, like the one day of the year where someone.

[Corey]

What do you guys do on National Cerebral Palsy Day?

[Brady]

Survive. Yeah.

[Corey]

Just another day in the another.

[Brady]

You get through it. That's a mission accomplished.

[Corey]

Just survival is the.

[Brady]

Avoid staircases.

[Corey]

Yeah. Or do I not try something?

[Host]

Isn't that every day?

[Brady]

Yeah, just every day.

[Corey]

Cerebral. What is different about Cerebral Palsy Day?

[Brady]

It's just more like a national, like, awareness thing.

[Corey]

We're aware of it.

[Gene Simmons]

Yeah, yeah. It's there.

[Brady]

Everyone stares.

[Corey]

You know what? I'm really aware of that I don't have it. So I. I now call it National Be. Be grateful you don't have Cerebral Palsy Day.

[Brady]

That's a good way to look at it.

[Corey]

That's a better way to do it. I'm up and down those stairs 10, 12 times a day. Easy.

[Hugh Jackman]

Nothing to it.

[Corey]

You take the stairs. Will you take the stairs with me today?

[Brady]

Sure.

[Corey]

Do you do the stairs?

[Brady]

Yeah, all the time.

[Gene Simmons]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Brady]

I never use the elevator here.

[Corey]

You climb the stairs.

[Brady]

It's one floor.

[Corey]

Well, I know, but it still is.

[Host]

Meanwhile, Dale uses the elevator.

[Corey]

What? Dale has a lot worse than terrible.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's got.

[Corey]

What would you rather have, Corey's thing or Dale's thing?

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I don't know.

[Gene Simmons]

What?

[Brady]

You get rings, though. If you go. Dale, you get rings.

[Hugh Jackman]

Well, you had rings.

[Corey]

I'm talking about now. Oh, yeah. I'm taking your thing. Really? Yeah.

[Host]

All right.

[Corey]

At least I can get some sympathy pee off of that.

[Hugh Jackman]

You don't walk in with a bunch of wounds. Yeah, yeah.

[Corey]

Dale's all chopped up all the time. Yeah.

[Hugh Jackman]

Anyway, let's get to these squares.

[Corey]

Brady, good thing you apologize. It's time for your Guadalupe Squares. Nine Inch Nails tickets on the line today. Thriller.

[Hugh Jackman]

Take it away.

[Brady]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. Top left square. Gene Simmons starting out. How are you, sir?

[Gene Simmons]

Exactly right. I'm very sleepy and I shouldn't be driving. But today I will be driving for Kiss. Uber. Going out Today. And you can take your chances that you'll be in a car with Gene Simmons, and I'll fall asleep behind the wheel and crash and leave you with an amazing story.

[Hugh Jackman]

I'm in.

[Gene Simmons]

That's exactly right, Brady. On the way in this morning, I smashed into your daughter's car just for fun. You're welcome. And you owe me $5,000 for being blessed by the kiss chariot that smashed into your vehicle. Brett, you're next. It's a wonderful day. It's wonderful. Corey, do you have a car or do you have a driver?

[Brady]

No, I still drive.

[Gene Simmons]

That horrifies me. One of us should not be driving.

[Corey]

And I sleep behind the wheel.

[Gene Simmons]

And it's safer than when Corey's legs flop around down there like some sort of fan man in front of an auto dealership. That's exactly how I see it.

[Host]

You can start a new Uber. You know, celebrity Ubers. You can bring Dave Dreaming with you.

[Gene Simmons]

Great idea. Let's get him in here. Dave drove me today because I'm not allowed. Dave, come on in. Dave Draymond from Disturbed, everyone. Come on in. Dave, tell. This is a great idea. Brett, tell Dave your idea. Hi, Brett. I'm Dave Draymond of Disturbed.

[Hugh Jackman]

Hi, Dave.

[Host]

How you doing?

[Gene Simmons]

Tell me your idea.

[Host]

Celebrity Uber. You and Gene can start this thing.

[Gene Simmons]

Gene, this is fantastic.

[Brady]

By rock stars.

[Hugh Jackman]

What?

[Gene Simmons]

What a wonderful idea. Gene, what do you think? Well, I. Dave, think that it's an amazing. It doesn't have to stop at just rock stars. It could be political figures.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Let's bring in B.B.

[Gene Simmons]

Netanyahu, everyone.

[Brady]

B.B.

[Gene Simmons]

Come on in here. Look at everyone. It's B.B. netanyahong, Dave Dreaming, and Gene Simmons. Bibi, welcome. Hello, Gene. It's BB Net here. People who have never heard this before are confused. It's amazing we all three have the same voice. I'm very busy right now. Vempt, if you will, over the peace deal with GAA oh, we're working very hard over there. That's right. No, no, no. This is BB it's clear by the hair. Jane. Jean. Jean, wake up. It's. I thought it was driving. This is hard for me to keep up with.

[Brady]

All right, now over to the top, middle square. Jimmy Fallon. How are you doing?

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Oh, my God.

[Hugh Jackman]

Jimmy.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Jimmy Fallon, everybody. I haven't been canceled yet. I'm the only late night show. Unbelievable that it has not been canceled.

[Corey]

What's going on?

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I'm gonna try a little edgier act now.

[Corey]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Doesn't everybody just hate Charlie Kirk? How about those queers? Somebody's queers. Just wipe em off the face of the earth. Have it been canceled yet? It's great for ratings. Everybody's done it. You, Brady.

[Gene Simmons]

Whoa.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I hope your kidney fails.

[Brady]

Who?

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Which leg is your? Good leg, Cory. I'm gonna it up today. Oh, my God. I'm edgy Jimmy Fallon. Eventually the FCC's gonna pay attention to me and I'll get ratings too. Like those other two absolute over there. I bet you those two have each other's D's in their mouths.

[Host]

Cheers, Jimmy.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Hey, Brett. How's your wife? Oh, never mind. I'll just taste my fingers. How you doing? I'm Jimmy Fallon. I'm on the edge.

[Hugh Jackman]

Man.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I wish they'd have aborted Corey at an earlier age. They only got halfway finished and he came out. I mentioned Jimmy Fallon.

[Hugh Jackman]

Crowd's going nuts.

[Brady]

Great.

[Hugh Jackman]

Brady.

[Host]

Jimmy Rickles.

[Brady]

Over here.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Freddy. That's right.

[Brady]

Who's on tonight?

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I don't know. Some dago, some whopping a polo.

[Hugh Jackman]

What a lineup.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

It's pretty great. De Niro, Pesci, and I don't even know the last guy. It's going to be awesome. What the hell's happening?

[Host]

Sold out.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I'll take the money. I'll take the money.

[Hugh Jackman]

There you go.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Between Kimmel and Colbert, I'm getting my ass kicked out here and having. I gotta do something really edgy.

[Brady]

Let's go drink tonight.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I'm gonna a goat on the TV and then draw pictures of Muhammad. You guys.

[Brady]

Well, best of luck.

[Corey]

There it is.

[Gene Simmons]

Thanks.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Thanks, whatever your name is. I forgot. I don't speak to your kind. How about the blacks? Whoa, whoa. What that? Had enough of them.

[Gene Simmons]

Whoa.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Hey, Mexico. There's a wall for a reason. You edgy Jimmy. Edgy Jimmy Fallon. Quite the 180. No, it's not a 180. No, you.

[Host]

You said cock, right?

[Brady]

I did.

[Corey]

Okay. Phew.

[Brady]

Close though.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I'll see you tonight at your house when I'm buried in. Your wife.

[Hugh Jackman]

Delia.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I met you, Jimmy Fallon. Have it been canceled yet? I think so.

[Brady]

Well, best of luck to you there, James.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Oh, my God. Donald Trump is a nimrod. I miss. Well, I say that every night.

[Gene Simmons]

Never mind. That's normal.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Okay, engine. Jimmy Fallon to be around if you need me. Okay, don't abort me.

[Hugh Jackman]

Fall forward.

[Brady]

You just rest up.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Abort the gays over.

[Brady]

Now to the top right square. President Trump. How are you, sir?

[Hugh Jackman]

Jimmy Fallon is begging for one. It's getting close. It's getting awfully close. Fallon's talentless and he's going for it.

[Brady]

You don't listen to beggars, do you?

[Hugh Jackman]

I don't. You know what? I don't. I don't. I like that the whole country is feigning crazy sadness, clutching their pearls. That I went after that lady from New York who tried to prosecute me and I got her. Bye bye, Letitia. You're going away. It's gonna be great. And Gutfeld, he's the only late night guy that I like. The only one that's any good. I like him a lot. I also hate Stockholm. I hate Sweden, the whole country, the whole thing. They can go take it in their own mouths, I don't care. Because they didn't give me the Nobel Peace Prize today, Brady. They gave it some Venezuelan broad who I understand right after agreed to do the super bowl next year. And I say no. The super bowl with Bad Bunny, who's a Puerto Rican broad, and then the Venezuelan broad who got the Peace Prize for what? Have you ever heard of her, Brady? I don't even know her name. What in Venezuela is peaceful?

[Gene Simmons]

What?

[Brady]

Nothing at all.

[Hugh Jackman]

I bring peace. Or else that's how it is.

[Brady]

They take care of everything in Venezuela. All the boats and everything.

[Hugh Jackman]

That's right. I take out your boats when they're not peaceful. And also I cured the Middle East. They've been trying to do it since Jesus and even he couldn't do it. I fixed it. And I fixed it under the look. I told the Palestinians, I said, look, we need peace, everlasting peace. And I said I wanted that immediately or we're going to bomb the out of you. That's right. If you do, if you don't do it, there will be bloodshed like you can't imagine. And I don't know why I didn't get the Peace Prize for that. Because they said, okay, hostages are coming home.

[Brady]

I'm sure you'll find a way, sir.

[Hugh Jackman]

I'll find a way. I like what Jimmy said about you. Half of your abortion. That made me laugh very hard.

[Corey]

Very hard. Oh, man. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. 98K U PD Holmberg's Morning Sickness over.

[Brady]

Now to the middle left square of Bill Belichick and Lou Holtz together. What's up, guys?

[Corey]

Just a couple of college coaches out on the town gonna take you still have a job.

[Hugh Jackman]

You got a big double date.

[Corey]

Got a double date tonight. I'm introducing Lou to my girl Jordan's sister. She's 22.

[Hugh Jackman]

I'm just so excited about tonight's date. I've got three Viagras in me right now, and I plan on just the tar out of Bill Belichick's daughter in law.

[Corey]

It's not my daughter. It's not my daughter in law. That's my girlfriend.

[Hugh Jackman]

Jeez Louise, that seems like it's against God. But you know what? How much time do I have left as the coaching Notre Dame? I used to watch those co EDS get half hard just like the priest, and get in my office and just take care of business. But tonight, we're going to put Bill Belichick, his girlfriend, his girlfriend, sister, and Lou Holtz on the old Lou train, and we're going to go to town, people around the world. Tell you what, Brady, it's been 64 years since I've had push in its 20s, and I'm looking forward to the evening like nobody's business.

[Corey]

All right, we're going to take them to Applebee's and Chapel Hill, maybe go for a really short walk.

[Hugh Jackman]

I can't go for long walks. My knees and feet hurt something fierce.

[Corey]

Yeah, mine too. I don't want to do that. So we'll go for the Baskin Robinson.

[Hugh Jackman]

Order from the secret menu.

[Corey]

Yeah, we got the secret menu. The Bella check in menu.

[Hugh Jackman]

That sounds exciting. I think I'll just have a vanilla swirl.

[Corey]

Oh, you're gonna have a vanilla swirl tonight, that's for sure. She's gonna have a vanilla spoil in her mouth and then we'll swap out.

[Hugh Jackman]

Oh, good. We're gonna snowball with the Belichick. This is gonna be. Ted, I just made myself a little sick.

[Corey]

All right, the Belichick snowballs coming your way tonight, Lou.

[Hugh Jackman]

That means that at the end of it, Bill and I are going to make out and swap it.

[Brady]

You want to deflate those two?

[Hugh Jackman]

Yes, we're going to have those very deflated. It's going to be the footballs be deflated and our balls will be deflated at the end of the night. That's a good one. Corey did good job there. He's talking about deflated balls. And if we don't have them by the end of tonight, it's a failure. Bill's taking all us old coaches out for one last spin on the 22 year old training. I'm for one, I'm excited about. It's part of God's plan if you ask me. That's what I think.

[Brady]

All right, now, over to the center square Vacation. Brady, what's going on, man?

[Bullfrog Brady]

Hey, I'm out here at Bullfrog Spa.

[Brady]

Oh, I'm Sorry.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Yeah, Cory, I'm sorry. I was very busy. I was on vacation when I came back. And you hear me in the studio and somehow or another. Also, the magic trick has died. Sales department went ahead and scheduled my phony phone call during the show. So I guess. I guess the jig is up, everybody.

[Hugh Jackman]

What are you talking. Be there till 2.

[Brady]

Great phone quality. What happens?

[Bullfrog Brady]

Sometimes that happens. Ask the sales department who scheduled a live phone in during the show.

[Gene Simmons]

Magic.

[Bullfrog Brady]

I don't use this phrase too often, but what a bunch of dumb. So, anyway, I'm out of Bullfrog's pause. You can come meet me.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Because I can transfer myself through space and time like vapor.

[Brady]

It's after Peter Steele.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Yeah, the sales department is paying enough attention to realize the show ends at 10, so why not schedule that fake Brady call in at 9:30? Great idea. Susan's crew. Great work. Anyway, weather permitting, I'll be at Bullfrog Sports for the rest of my life as I'm trapped in this quantum cube all weekend. Yeah, it looks like I can be here at the drop of a hat. A wizard wishes me here.

[Hugh Jackman]

Can't you make the rain go away then?

[Bullfrog Brady]

And in the future, KUPD listeners just know when you hear any of us. Hey, I'm out here at. And it sounds like I'm on the phone.

[Hugh Jackman]

It's. Can't wait for the replay on Monday.

[Corey]

You just gave it all away. Our secrets.

[Brady]

All right, Shannon's also at Bullfrog Spas.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Shannon just joined me out here at Ball Frog Spas.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Yeah.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Hi, Shannon. Shan man's here. We're all here. Look, John just showed up.

[Corey]

What's up, Brady? How you doing, buddy?

[Hugh Jackman]

Yeah.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Bullfrog's pauses, everyone.

[Host]

Did Gene Simmons show up, too?

[Gene Simmons]

Yes, I did, actually.

[Brady]

I thought he said no.

[Gene Simmons]

The phone call was so convincing during the air that I had to see this for myself. That Brady had found a wormhole or some sort of time portal.

[Brady]

A KISS time portal. Yes.

[Gene Simmons]

Excellent work again, Corey. Yes, Portal sponsored by kiss. I want to rock and roll all night and party every day. But there is no night and day for Brady, as he has transformed through time and space to be at Bullfrog's paws and here at the same time.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Look, I can come and go as I please.

[Brady]

Whoa.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Amazing.

[Brady]

A temporal ship. But, hey, speaking of wormholes, let's hop on over now Middlebright Square with Stephen Hawking. How you doing, man?

[Corey]

Having me on the show is a lot less impressive than having Brady two places at once. Through the black hole that Brady has Found. I am an AI sensation since I've died. I am now a skateboard expert, UFC champion, and also I have wrestled Mr. Rogers several times for the amusement of people on the Instagram.

[Host]

I haven't seen you win one yet.

[Corey]

I am handicapped to the point where only my eyeballs move. What were your expectations?

[Brady]

Think about the betting, though. Think about the payout, though.

[Corey]

My favorite one, Corey, was when I appeared on the Maury Povich show and they said I was not the father and I walked away. It was a fancy of mine the whole time. And I said, take that business to teach my computer a written word.

[Brady]

All right, over now, bottom left square. Brady, secrets were. Give us a hint.

[Corey]

Hello.

[Hugh Jackman]

I'm 42 years old. I'm the lead singer of Hailstorm.

[Corey]

Why are you a thousand? Why are you the lady on grandma's cookie?

[Hugh Jackman]

Sound like Doubtire.

[Gene Simmons]

Kind of.

[Corey]

If Mrs. Doubtfire was a double transvestite.

[Brady]

Hello.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Who just showed up at Bullfrog's P.A. Mrs. Doubtfire. That's exactly it.

[Corey]

Sorry about that.

[Gene Simmons]

I got involved.

[Brady]

Over now to the bottom of the square, Hugh Jackman. How you doing?

[Hugh Jackman]

Oh, it's my birthday, Corey. This weekend I'm here.

[Corey]

Happy birthday, big boy.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

It's gonna be fireworks and there's gonna be.

[Corey]

There's gonna be hats with fruit on them.

[Hugh Jackman]

It's gonna be amazing. Oh, we're gonna drink milk together like.

[Brady]

Dinner at the Cooper.

[Hugh Jackman]

Yeah, we're gonna do it out of the teats like baby cows. Oh, it's gonna be. Hi, Brady. Oh, well, you're gonna come dressed as Wolverine again. Oh, yeah, I like that. Brett, you're definitely invited to my birthday. Straight as an arrow.

[Corey]

Have you seen I've been divorced from my wife for a while, and there.

[Hugh Jackman]

Are no rumors about a replacement, are there? I'm having the time of my life.

[Corey]

Very handsome.

[Hugh Jackman]

It's pride week next week. As I've heard, I might involve myself.

[Brady]

I mean, they'd be happy to have.

[Host]

You just supporting, right?

[Corey]

I'm just supporting people's needs for in their mouths.

[Brady]

Supporting by example.

[Hugh Jackman]

Yes, and I'll show you. I'm not afraid of it, that's for sure. I'm Hugh Jackman and I'm straight.

[Corey]

But I can some guy like nobody's.

[Hugh Jackman]

Business down under his my favorite place.

[Brady]

Over now, the bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior trip re. Hello, sir.

[Corey]

Yeah, I'm busy right now. I got to get over to Bullfrog Spas immediately. Where's the. Here we are live at Bullfrog Spa.

[Brady]

I've Never seen you do a cal.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Br.

[Hugh Jackman]

How do you do it?

[Bullfrog Brady]

I don't know, boss. If you just walk into kdos, it's like a time machine, Adam.

[Host]

Radio.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Yeah, it's like going back in time. So I figured this out, walked through another door, and I was here.

[Corey]

Is it gonna last all day?

[Bullfrog Brady]

I don't know. When we go back, I'm a little scared.

[Corey]

Anyway, back in the square.

[Brady]

Wait. You get yourself up, but not Brady. He's still down there.

[Corey]

I don't want him here.

[Brady]

What?

[Corey]

He needs to sell spas.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Corey]

Great idea, Susan. I'm taking Susan to stake 44 today for Happy hour and a toss. All right, who's on the phone?

[Host]

Adam and Teresa.

[Corey]

Teresa, are you there?

[Teresa]

Yes, I'm here.

[Hugh Jackman]

Adam, are you there?

[Corey]

Yes, I'm here. All right, Theresa, you're a woman.

[Hugh Jackman]

Go ahead, pick a square.

[Teresa]

I'm gonna go. Top left corner.

[Gene Simmons]

Top left.

[Brady]

Gene Simmons.

[Gene Simmons]

It's Gene Simmons from Kiss. Of course, you forgot to mention that part, Corey. But I'll take care of it from here. You've chosen Gene Simmons from Kiss. Like 20,000 other women. Women in the world have done in the past. The reason I was sleeping behind the wheel is because when I ejaculate, I go right to sleep. And I'm constantly doing that.

[Corey]

So on the road.

[Gene Simmons]

Everywhere, Corey, everywhere. In fact, I got halfway done with your mom. And that's why you're halfway done.

[Brady]

Where's the money?

[Gene Simmons]

Well, you have to prove it through DNA. And yours is so scrambled, I don't.

[Corey]

Think it would match.

[Brady]

All right, question for you here. The average Gene.

[Hugh Jackman]

That was mean.

[Gene Simmons]

Well, it's true.

[Corey]

Look at him.

[Gene Simmons]

It's like somebody delivered him with a wire whisk. Oh. His mother took it very seriously. When she said she had fertile eggs, she tried to scramble them. Gene's on a roll. These are KISS jokes.

[Host]

It's World Egg Day.

[Brady]

Swiss.

[Hugh Jackman]

And it is World Egg Day.

[Gene Simmons]

Sorry about your. Your deviled eggs.

[Hugh Jackman]

Whatever you had.

[Brady]

I'm gonna get her in here one day, I promise.

[Gene Simmons]

Yeah.

[Corey]

Good luck.

[Gene Simmons]

Does she climb stairs?

[Brady]

Yeah, she's totally fine.

[Gene Simmons]

What bitch took all the good DNA? All right, go ahead and ask. Ask Gene Simmons from Kiss a question. Lisa eagerly awaits my answer.

[Brady]

Here we go. The average person will kiss 21.5 people in their lifetime.

[Gene Simmons]

21.5 people. I do that in an afternoon. In fact, watch this. It's Gene Simmons at Bullfrog Spas. I'm going to kiss 21 and a half people before Brady says His next words.

[Bullfrog Brady]

How's it? He did it. Wow.

[Gene Simmons]

Be right back.

[Corey]

Brady's morning sickness.

[Hugh Jackman]

Medicaid.

[Corey]

Holg's morning sickness.

[Gene Simmons]

All right, so I'm here again.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Gene Simmons]

21 and A. How many people have you kissed in your life, Teresa? All right, the laugh told the story. The number was not small.

[Brady]

All right, so are you. Are you saying true or false?

[Gene Simmons]

I'll say it's true.

[Brady]

All right, you're saying true now, Teresa.

[Gene Simmons]

A lot of people don't kiss anyone, so the balance has to be it's true. I mean, I'm throwing off the curve like Genghis Khan, but.

[Brady]

So you're saying true. Do you agree or disagree with true there, Teresa?

[Teresa]

I actually agree.

[Gene Simmons]

Correct.

[Brady]

X is the square.

[Gene Simmons]

Of course you should. Sorry, I fell asleep behind the wheel again. Very tired.

[Corey]

It happens.

[Brady]

All right, over to Adam here. Make your choice.

[Teresa]

Center square. Was it Brady?

[Brady]

Vacation Brady.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Not really Vacation Brady. I'm Portal Brady. Bullfrog Brady discovered the distance between earth and time, and it's a man made construct. So I'm out here Bullfrog's paws whenever I wish it.

[Brady]

You see?

[Corey]

Gone.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Do you have any call ins this weekend? Faked. And it will run while you're here?

[Hugh Jackman]

Absolutely.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Did you guys, prior to this accident on the air, did you guys believe when we would say we were somewhere on the phone? Because it's all crap. All right, well, believed.

[Brady]

I got a question for you. Through the wormhole here. Cutting bacon and alcohol completely out of your diet reduces your cancer risk by 66%. True or false?

[Bullfrog Brady]

I heard the question, but real quick, I'd like to say this question is brought to you by Bullfrog Spas.

[Corey]

Belly flop.

[Hugh Jackman]

All right. Sorry.

[Brady]

Is that Tripp?

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

The belly flopped?

[Corey]

I found the portal and belly flopped in the spa.

[Bullfrog Brady]

I'll say that that is true.

[Brady]

Okay, you're saying true now, Adam, do you agree or disagree with true?

[Corey]

I disagree.

[Brady]

Correct. Circle gets the center.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Because I didn't have to fill it with water. It's raining, so we're using rainwater.

[Brady]

All right, back over to Teresa. Make your choice.

[Teresa]

I'm gonna go with the middle left. Bill Belichick.

[Brady]

All right, Bill Belichick and Lou Holtz.

[Corey]

We're on to the next square.

[Hugh Jackman]

Bill Belichick told me earlier, sometime around noon, I should clear my pipe. So I last longer with Jordan because he's tight as a drum, and he said, I'll finish real quick.

[Corey]

Jordan, you learn that the hard way. No, I'm giving up Jordan's sister. Pay attention. So Anyway, first time I was in Jordan, it lasted about two seconds because she's, you know, young.

[Host]

Nice kill, kid.

[Brady]

She's alive.

[Corey]

And. And I just thought I should share this love of football and young ladies with another guy. Also, UNC football is brought to you by Semen X. Aw.

[Hugh Jackman]

That'S right. I don't coach right now, but Semen X has made it so I can candy coat a big girl if I felt like doing it. And make her look like Carol Anne, come out of the TV and poltergeist. That's my goals.

[Corey]

Yeah, you gotta coat that girl. These broads I'm dating nowadays, they like that. They're the porn generation.

[Hugh Jackman]

Oh, this is good. You think she'll go back door? I've never done that before.

[Corey]

Yeah, they'll do that. They love that stuff. Just move the thong aside.

[Hugh Jackman]

I've never even seen a woman in a thong in person before. This is exciting. Bill Belichick, thanks for introducing me to young lady.

[Corey]

I can't do that one.

[Brady]

All right, question for you here. It takes around five months or 21 weeks to fully grow a brand new toenail. True or false?

[Corey]

Grow a toenail about five months. I've already got. I mean, if one fell off.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host]

You're big on pedicures.

[Corey]

Do like pedicures. Jordan introduced me to those. Really big fan of that. I bought her one of those. Lulu. Lulu. What are those things called? Those little dolls everybody wants? Yeah, I got her a little Boo Boo for her birthday and she went through the moon.

[Hugh Jackman]

I don't even know what Boo Boo is, but I hope I see a pair of tight ones tonight.

[Corey]

I'll say that's true.

[Brady]

All right, you're saying true now. Let's see here. Teresa, do you agree or disagree?

[Teresa]

I'll agree.

[Brady]

Incorrect. Circle gets that square.

[Hugh Jackman]

You know how Red Lobster has Lobster Fest? We're gonna do Lobster Fest tonight. I'm hitting some labs, bitch.

[Host]

How long's it been, Lou?

[Hugh Jackman]

It's been a long time. Jesus has not been kind to me in that department. I praised him and praised. Look, I prayed and prayed and prayed. And let me tell you something. Right now it doesn't work when it comes to getting young girls on your rod.

[Corey]

Speak for yourself.

[Hugh Jackman]

Well, just for you.

[Corey]

All right, here.

[Brady]

Now we can go to Adam, and you can get the win if you go for Stephen Hawke. Yeah.

[Corey]

Let's go.

[Gene Simmons]

All right.

[Corey]

You and I have very similar sound. You sound like I do when I talk on the radio. You have the same sound on the phone. Have you seen my Kick ass. New X Adventures on the Internet. Feel free.

[Teresa]

They're great.

[Corey]

Thank you very much.

[Brady]

Are you a Bullfrog Spas too?

[Bullfrog Brady]

I think you shouldn't come out here. It's too dangerous. It's too adventurous for you to sit in a spa. You're. You're a ball of energy.

[Corey]

I would agree. It would be safer for me to sit in the spa than this dead weight.

[Teresa]

All right.

[Corey]

Go ahead, Corey.

[Brady]

All right. The average cloud contains around 500 tons of water.

[Corey]

True or false. By the way, Cory, would you look at me every once in a while and go. It could have been worse.

[Brady]

Yes. 1,000. Yes. The smarts is nice, but I don't want to share.

[Corey]

At least you fall down in the hallway.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Corey]

I don't even get the opportunity.

[Brady]

No, you. You tumble down there.

[Corey]

I am in a motocross race. There is nothing better than Stephen Hawking's AI character.

[Hugh Jackman]

He holds the inside.

[Corey]

That is so amazing.

[Brady]

You're already in third. Pick it up.

[Corey]

They'll get it going. I'm listen to who's talking about slow movement. I would say that the average cloud contains 500 tons of water. Is true.

[Brady]

Okay, you're saying true now, Adam here for the possible win. Do you agree or disagree?

[Corey]

That sounds kind of high.

[Teresa]

Disagree.

[Brady]

Incorrect.

[Gene Simmons]

I don't know.

[Brady]

It should have been.

[Hugh Jackman]

Yeah, we gotta go.

[Gene Simmons]

Yeah.

[Brady]

All right. One more here from Theresa.

[Bullfrog Brady]

Bullfrog Spa also has about 500 tons of water. 500 tons and me and water.

[Brady]

All right, Theresa, make your choice.

[Teresa]

I'm gonna go with top middle score Jimmy Fallon.

[Hugh Jackman]

Don.

[Brady]

Middle Jimmy Fallon.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

It's not just Jimmy Fallon anymore. It's racy Jimmy Fallon.

[Hugh Jackman]

Big Jimmy.

[Gene Simmons]

That's right.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Trying to get canceled screen for ratings to get the FCC up your ass.

[Brady]

You gonna do what? Top 10 curse words.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I don't know what you said. Did I ever tell you about the time I your mom.

[Brady]

Again? If you did, you'll be wrong hat yourself.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I got myself in that one. I always laugh at my own jokes, but that one's really good. Teresa, what do you think of abortion for Corey?

[Hugh Jackman]

Okay.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

It's never too late.

[Brady]

Like a thousand months. Man.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

When they walk around that corium for abortion up to the 312th trimester. Okay, ask me my question.

[Brady]

All right. All right.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Cripple. Am I canceled yet?

[Brady]

No.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

What are you laughing at? They're very stain.

[Brady]

They're very lenient on cripple jokes.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I think they are.

[Corey]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

The FCC doesn't seem to mind that at all. It's like making fun of Midgets.

[Host]

What you got about Israel?

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

The Jews. Don't get me started.

[Brady]

He's saving up for a big Hanukkah special.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Say free Palestine and then have the Jews kick their ass. I'm for all people going, I have Jimmy or Gene. And you know who I love more than anything in the world? A Ukrainian in front of a Russian soldier. Am I canceled yet?

[Brady]

I'll make this quick for you, man.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I love those Russians. China rules. Am I canceled yet?

[Hugh Jackman]

Keep going, felon.

[Corey]

You're one away.

[Gene Simmons]

Go ahead.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

You're asking me a stupid question.

[Brady]

So sharks have survived all five mass extinctions in the history of Earth. True or false?

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

If we could only say the same thing about the Jews, the blacks, the Mexicans, the Puerto Ricans, the Pollocks. What do you guys think of this bad bunny queer doing? Am I canceled yet? He's gonna go up there and dance around in a dress and make your kids blow each other. I just came for footprint ball. He just came.

[Gene Simmons]

Thank you.

[Hugh Jackman]

Thank you. Found his Ed now.

[Brady]

Oh, boy.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

And now for my final solution. I mean Joe.

[Brady]

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, Larry up next year. Take him easy.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Larry's not coming in today. Thank God. It's a Jew free environment. Am I canceled?

[Hugh Jackman]

He's been handled.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

He's been taken care of. I've got two tickets for him to go someplace special.

[Gene Simmons]

Ch.

[Hugh Jackman]

Okay. Just.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

All right.

[Brady]

I'm just.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Am I canceled?

[Corey]

No.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

I don't know what your question was, and I don't care. I'll say it's true. I'll say it's true.

[Brady]

Okay, you're saying true now. Real quick, Teresa, do you agree or disagree with true?

[Teresa]

I actually agree.

[Brady]

Incorrect gets that.

[Hugh Jackman]

One guy gets the.

[Brady]

Wins it.

[Corey]

Everybody gets something. We'll give them both something nice.

[Brady]

It'll be fun.

[Corey]

One of them will get Night of the Singing Dead tickets if they want. The other one gets the good prize.

[Hugh Jackman]

Spanish Nails.

[Corey]

Yeah, that's exactly it. Stop showing me Stephen Hawking now is doing over the top.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

Clears it. The bar stays.

[Hugh Jackman]

He landed it.

[Gene Simmons]

This gold medal is a.

[Hugh Jackman]

Always make him tip over.

[Corey]

It is never ending. Hilarity. All right, let's get out of here. We're done.

[Brady]

And real quick. Also, speaking of being handicapped here. It has been one year since I joined here. Is that right?

[Hugh Jackman]

Yes.

[Brady]

Replayed.

[Host]

His first. His first episode.

[Corey]

Well, you've gotten very good at it.

[Host]

Oh, thank you.

[Corey]

Nice job.

[Brady]

I want to celebrate the one year.

[Hugh Jackman]

It took a year. And that was fast.

[Corey]

It took.

[Brady]

It was fast.

[Corey]

No one ever says that about Corey.

[Brady]

Are you kidding me? I got some bad news for you.

[Corey]

Maybe the prostitute.

[Hugh Jackman]

I'm kidding.

[Corey]

No one's ever said that to you.

[Brady]

Can't afford one yourself?

[Corey]

I was going to say you have. You'd have sell so much bone marrow you'd be asleep with the prostitute.

[Brady]

Brady, you're putting some miles on that ride of yours. Yeah, I am.

[Bullfrog Brady]

What are you talking about?

[Brady]

Sorry.

[Corey]

Oh, he's still out there. Hey, we're not doing any commercials right away. But if we did, Brady would be somewhere else. How stupid is this business?

[Host]

I'll be doing the same thing tomorrow.

[Corey]

But dude, did you do fake phone calls too?

[Host]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

We'Re too cheap to just.

[Corey]

Have you call in during the thing. Apparently nobody trusts. All right, it's all fake. You guys now know. All right, that's it for us. Have yourselves a great Friday, great weekend, and we'll see you for the next two from commercial. Yeah, the fake calls.

[Host]

Are you going new ones?

[Hugh Jackman]

Yeah, it's on.

[Corey]

But the deal is you're really going out there. Yes. But you're not until noon.

[Gene Simmons]

From noon to 2?

[Corey]

That's right. But for some reason at 9. The commercial has you out there now and pulled the rug out from under all of radio.

[Hugh Jackman]

Yeah, I mean, you kind of knew.

[Corey]

We were faking that anyway, but I mean, that's really bad. At least Theater of the Mind did a little bit. Sales department, I know you're starving for cash, but please. That's it, we're done. You guys have a KRP around there? KRP was so much more well organized.

[Gene Simmons]

We're done.

[Corey]

Have a good weekend. We'll see you on Monday. Happy anniversary, Corey. And happy Cerebral Palsy vegetable day. It's 90.

[Hugh Jackman]

Hey, it's not weird.

[Jimmy Fallon Impersonator]

It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[Hugh Jackman]

I have heard enough of this.