10-13-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona’s #1 Morning Show
Episode: 10-13-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY
Date: October 13, 2025
Host(s): John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo

Episode Overview

This lively Monday episode, airing on both Indigenous Peoples Day and National M&M Day, delivers Holmberg and crew’s signature Arizona-centric blend of humor, irreverence, sports banter, media nerdery, and offbeat social commentary. The team doles out big rants about sports heartbreak, laundry incompetence, confusing social holidays, media job woes, app contests, and the absurdities of modern radio ratings. The hosts blend local flavor, personal anecdotes, and rapid-fire bits with tongue-in-cheek takes on the state of sports, society, workplace culture, and, as always, one another.

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Main Themes and Key Segments

1. Indigenous Peoples Day / Columbus Day Confusion

[00:11–01:30, 92:53–96:28]

• The crew riffs on the “rebranded” holiday, questioning the purpose and effectiveness (“This is apology day to Native Americans for terrible white behavior. Here’s a day. If you really cared…you’d give some stuff back.”—John, 00:59)
• Jokes about the day being shared with Eminem (“Congratulations, Marshall.”—Brett, 00:59) and confusion over Native American/Indigenous distinctions.
• Later, John and Brady return to dissect the origins and “pointlessness” of Columbus Day, with some earnest agreement that the switch still leaves the holiday weird and unresolved.

2. Phoenix Mercury Bet Fallout / Women’s Sports Ratings Skepticism

[01:41–09:50]

• Recap: John’s lost bet (if Mercury had won the WNBA championship, he’d get breast implants)—now joking regret.
• The gang imagines celebratory rituals involving John’s hypothetical implants (“I’d be the most responsible breast owner of all time.”—John, 04:03)
• Sarcastic commentary on WNBA TV ratings, questioning the legitimacy due to bars/restaurants running games as “background noise.”
  (“I’ve never been asked to turn the TV to a W game. …that counts for ratings, right? …No effing way.”—Manager’s email, 06:43; John replies, 07:56)
• Discussion about sports bar staff struggling to operate TV remotes—leads into a tangent on cornhole championships.

3. Arizona Sports Roundup: Desert Disappointments and Points of Pride

[10:11–27:10]

• Seahawks/Mariners (Toledo’s teams) get rare dual wins; John and Brett grumble as dying Cardinals/Cubs/Bears/Lions fans.
• Extensive riffing on Cardinals’ new “quarterback controversy” and fanbase malaise:
  (“Let that sink in: You now have a quarterback controversy with Jacoby Brissette. …Like, why am I wasting my Sundays?”—John, 11:23)
• John shares his process of “sports heartbreak recovery,” urging Arizona fans to “give up and enjoy weekends away.”
• Extended metaphor comparing back-up QBs to the “fat neighbor wife”: “At first, it seems great… but you realize it’s not what you want.”
  (“Jacoby is a fat ugly neighbor wife. She may blow your lights out, but don’t be fooled.”—John, 22:22)
• NFL banter: Bengals, Bears, Jets, Lions, and “season ticket lottery”—lots of local shade thrown.

4. Radio Industry / App Contest Satire

[39:06–56:46]

• The team mocks the convoluted rules for their new “Take It In The App” $1,000 contest and the outdated, bizarre radio audience measurement system.
  (“It only counts for ratings if you listen on Bluetooth speakers … not your headphones. …If you listen quietly, it doesn’t count. …We’ve made ourselves the tree in the forest.”—John, 39:19)
• Widespread confusion among listeners about contest entry, contest instructions, and the fallibility of “the Bobs” (radio execs).
• Rant about how podcast/app numbers don’t reliably count toward ratings, how management doesn’t understand modern media habits.
• Vein-popping tangents on technical problems, listener emails, and how “stupid” the system is, with recurring jokes about “the Bobs” and the “WKRP” chaos in the studio.

5. Personal Anecdotes & Odd Arizona Observations

[59:08–62:21]

• John suspects he’s developing dementia after waking up and searching for an old clock he hasn’t owned since 2011.
• The team compares morning alarm choices, with humorous bits about their respective irritating alarm sounds and partner reactions.
• Brady shares fun facts (Peanuts’ Linus, Ian Fleming’s typewriter, eye color stats), which spark sarcastic asides.

6. Fat Babies, AI Weirdness, and Childhood Ugliness

[68:22–80:20]

• John gets nostalgic for ‘90s talk show “monster-baby” segments (huge babies), referencing recent viral stories about record-breaking baby weights.
• Explores the oddly comforting resurgence of “giant lumbering babies,” AI-generated weirdness (sexy Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers memes), and the enduring strangeness of talk-show culture.
• John and Brady discuss ugly babies and social etiquette for responding to newborns: “If I don’t say anything, it’s ugly.”

7. News and Social Commentary: Hostage Deal, Gaza, Jesus, and Arson

[32:32–38:11, 112:08–121:14]

• The hosts touch on the political news of the day: the hostage-prisoner release deal in Gaza (“At what cost? I don’t know, but we traded Brittney Griner for the Merchant of Death. Still a better deal.”—Brett, 35:01).
• Sarcastic takes on how political “deals” are made, and uncharacteristically earnest appreciation for families reunited.
• Recurring gag about people seeing “proof of Jesus” in family photos saved from a burned house (“If Jesus wanted to prove himself, he wouldn’t need to burn your house down…Jesus is an arsonist.”—John, 112:26)

8. Listener “Advice” (What Would Brady Do?)

[127:31–146:39]

• Brady fields classic show emails about meddling mothers-in-law, DNA test pranks, a wife seeking more sex with women (“Gay!” becomes the recurring unsympathetic answer), and other relationship conundrums.
• Panel jokes about Italian mothers, cooking roles, and the classic “mama’s boy” dynamic.
• Realistic (sometimes unsentimental) takes on infidelity, open marriages, and household division of labor, with much brutal honesty:
  (“If you’re not giving your wife pipe, what a jerk you’d be to say, ‘Here’s nothing for you.’”—John, 142:40)

9. Music & Entertainment Bits

[88:01–89:42, 152:18–158:36]

• Song talks for contest themes—Pink Floyd’s “Money,” Anthrax’s “Indians,” Slayer’s “Raining Blood” as the Indigenous Peoples Day song.
• Brief entertainment drill: Celebrity deaths (LostProphets’ singer, Diane Keaton—erroneously, in a joke), true crime TV (Ed Gein), commentary on media violence and gun scenes.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Indigenous Peoples Day
  “Bottom line, this is apology day to Native Americans for terrible white behavior.”
  —John, [00:59]

• On WNBA Ratings
  “How many were just background noise? I’ve never been asked to turn the TV to a W game.”
  —Listener email (read by John), [06:43]

• On Sports Suffering
  “Let that sink in: You now have a quarterback controversy with Jacoby Brissette. …Why am I wasting my Sundays?”
  —John, [11:23]

• Fat Neighbor Wife Metaphor
  “Jacoby Brissett is a fat, ugly neighbor wife… At first it seems great, but then you realize what you’re stuck with.”
  —John, [22:22]

• On App Contest Confusion
  “If you listen quietly, it doesn’t count. We’ve made ourselves the tree in the forest…”
  —John, [39:19]

• On Modern Radio
  “You know, we made it so easy for you to listen to 45 different things... and hopefully the one piece of spaghetti that sticks to the wall…”
  —Brett, [44:16]

• Alarm Song Bizarro
  “You felt like a God because you could turn the sun off.”
  —John, [62:21]

• On Fat Babies
  “If you’ve got one of those fat giant ones, I’m in heaven. I might start crying. I might finally get it, why you want one.”
  —John, [80:20]

• On “Proof” of Jesus
  “If Jesus wanted to prove himself and he had to burn your house down and the only thing you had left was a picture, Jesus is an arsonist.”
  —John, [112:26]

• On Marriages Without Sex
  “If you’re not giving your wife pipe, what a jerk you’d be to say, ‘Here’s nothing for you’… If you flipped it, what would any man want his wife to say?”
  —John, [142:40]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:11] – Holiday banter: Indigenous Peoples, M&Ms, Columbus confusion
• [01:41] – Mercury bet fallout & rating skepticism
• [10:11] – Sports misery & Cardinals QB woes
• [21:02] – Cardinals fans & “fat neighbor wife” digression
• [39:06] – App contest rules & radio industry frustration
• [59:08] – John’s “dementia” clock story
• [68:22] – Fat babies nostalgia / AI talk
• [88:01] – Music segment, song picks
• [127:31] – “What Would Brady Do?” listener emails
• [152:18] – Entertainment drill, celebrity deaths

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Summary and Flow

The episode delivers its typical mix of local sports suffering, super-sarcastic commentary on holidays and social “progress,” biting deconstructions of modern radio’s business struggles, and plenty of off-the-cuff bits about life in Arizona and beyond. The hosts' banter is fast, sometimes crass, punctuated with personal stories, and always self-aware about the absurdities of their own medium.

They’re at their funniest when poking holes in sacred cows (app ratings, sports fandom, holidays), and at their most endearing when admitting their own failings, whether as fans, husbands, or just oddballs struggling through a surreal world.
There’s also a through-line of meta self-mockery—literally airing their own technical failures and making their listening contest part of the in-show jokes.

Longtime listeners will appreciate the sharpness of the Monday roundtable, while newcomers get a crash course in the show’s core: Arizona pride, sports pain, eternal skepticism, and the art of making workplace misery hilarious.

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Transcript

[John]

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[Brett]

Morning sickness. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Monday Indigenous Peoples Day and that thing Brett's going to celebrate also. It is the morning Trump and President Trump. Oh, yeah, well, Trump's getting a lot. He deserves it. It's 5:45 this, the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. Yes, it is Indigenous Peoples Day. So yata. Hey, if that's universal or not, I don't know. How you doing?

[Brady]

They have both, too. As far as it's National Native American Day.

[Brett]

Yes.

[Brady]

Or Indigenous Peoples Day.

[Brett]

Yeah, there's. I really don't understand either one. What's the difference?

[Brady]

Brady or National Eminem Day. You know, he's going, oh, wow, I like that.

[Brett]

You know, lose Yourself, one of my favorites. I like that one. Lose Yourself's good. And then Slim Shady, of course. I didn't know he got his own day along with the Indians, but congratulations, Marshall, that's excellent work. So, yeah, we got that. It's. Native Americans are different to indigenous peoples because not all indigenous peoples are Native American. Go figure that out. All right. Native Americans technically aren't Native to this either because they crossed over the Bering Strait from. It's a long, sordid history, but bottom line is this is apology day to Native Americans for terrible white behavior. It's terrible white behavior. Here's a day day you can sit and say, you know, if you really cared about it, you wouldn't just give them a day, you'd give some stuff back. But what are you gonna do? Happy. Have a great day anyway. And if you're in the banking industry, you get the day off and schools. I don't think they go in today, but we, we still have to entertain America. Truck through this terrible weather and try to make it to work on an indigenous people stay.

[Brady]

We had a replica of Columbus's ship sank in Mexico.

[Brett]

Oh, no kidding.

[Brady]

Yeah, the boat's been around a couple years and they. It was floating over the weekend, I.

[Brett]

Think, and they broke it out. Huh. Tried to make it work. Didn't work out. We don't know how to make those old boats anymore.

[Brady]

I think, you know, it lasted a few years.

[Brett]

I don't like that you're still reading the story. I don't like that you're discovering this as you tell us about it.

[John]

And it's different from how.

[Brett]

Well, I Know, it's just not. It's not a story that's going to go places, is my point.

[Brady]

The replica.

[Brett]

You don't know anything.

[Brady]

In Mexico on Friday.

[Brett]

You're discovering it as that just makes for a non story.

[Brady]

I was just trying to see how long it.

[Brett]

It lasts, but you got to know that before you start. Okay. All right. All we're really celebrating is the mercury went down.04. Now I know how this. I know the beginning, middle, and end of this one already. Brett. I've started this story with an idea. Yeah. Is that. Yeah. Four. Four games is all it took for me to have no issues at all knowing that the bets that I had made about the Merc completely were intact from the beginning. No tattoos, no breast implants. Yesterday, watching the Steelers, everybody, Jose and Joe, they were standing next to me. They're like, hey, no tattoo. And then Jose goes. And no breasts either. And then we all kind of went down a different road. A fantasy of. Of whether or not I would have ever worn a shirt again had I. And I wouldn't. If I would have been the greatest breast owner of all time. Take that, ladies. I would have. Every day for Steelers Sunday, you know, we do it after a touchdown. We all have this kind of parade of the way we celebrate. The music plays. There's a. There's a strict kind of like a walk through high five situation. That's.

[Brady]

It's really a touchdown Congo line.

[Brett]

It is. It's. It's really choreographed beautifully and it gets going pretty well. There's a guy named Rick who screws it up a lot and then starts blaming everybody else because he steps out of line. But it works out beautifully. And then we started to talk about how if I had gotten breasts, because that was the bet I had. If the Mercury had won their stupid championship of stupid nobody watches sport, what would I have done? And then, you know, they kept. They kept pantomiming that I would have to take my shirt off as part of the touchdown celebration would be to motorboat me. And I'm like, you guys think that if I had pouty, you know, pouty bees or large D clown cans that I would have to lift my shirt ever. I'd be in jail, like, every three days. There's no way I'd ever have a shirt on. I would be the most responsible breast owner of all time. I'd come to work every morning and, like, we'd have a ritual like Notre Dame slapping the play like champions today. You guys would each, you know, you'd latch onto a nip and start. All right, boys, we're ready for the show. Everything about it, my whole life would be all about dedicated to the nipples and their good luck. And I'd keep little. I'd keep little room.

[Brady]

And everyone makes that turkey's done.

[Brett]

Oh, no. I'll see. But that's just childish, Brady. After a while, you don't make those comments because we're grown ups. But I would have little wipes. I'd act like a grown up and you guys would be sucking my teeth like crazy. But I'd have little wipes after each one to clean it up for the next one. Like they do the chalice at church. It would be amazing.

[John]

Rubbing the log, going on to the Apollo.

[Brett]

Yeah, for good luck. If you're like, man, I'm feeling it. I gotta.

[John]

Got a great show today.

[Brett]

Gotta have a good show today. And you guys, I'd stand by the door clapping while you guys rubbed the. The cans. And I started to feel bad that I didn't get them. Like, we all had such great plans for my breast implants. And you know who I blame? The mercury. They screwed it up.

[John]

Broads again.

[Brett]

Broads. Prods ruined it.

[Brady]

We can think of another wager.

[Brett]

Yeah, we're gonna have to keep going until I got a set in me. We got to come up with something. Something better. But it was started. Started getting sad. I was, at first I was laughing like, ah, they got bounced out four games, didn't even put up a fight. And then I'm like, huh. Kind of think I wanted those cans. I thought, you know, you can't just go get them. They gotta have to have a story. You can't be like, oh, I did this for my friends. You have to have. I lost a bet near the lunatic. But Guy emailed me and he says listening to the podcast through this last week about your Merck Madness, I'm just guessing you. I'm just guessing they got swept because you are officially my WNBA source. I'm a manager of a mid level restaurant. We had six TVs on WNBA Friday just because it was sports with the baseball on. Also I'm wondering how come we never mentioned that with the ratings you probably know better than me, but do they count six more view as six more more viewers? How many at Buffalo Wild Wings Chili's turning WNBA games on that no one's watching and are counted. So like on Thursday, whatever. You guys talked about 1 million viewers. What if. How many of them were just background noise? I've been A restaurant manager for five years never once been asked to turn the TV to a W game. I know you guys are the background to plenty of shops around the Valley. And that counts for ratings, right? Is TV the same? No effing way. It did. Two million people on last Monday watching the Merc get on. You know, I don't know how they worked anymore. I know that they have subscription fees for restaurants that are a little different. So they can know when that's on and they can monitor, you know, when a bar has it on. They. And they kind of. I guess they kind of make up a number and say, oh, this many eyes could get on. Technically, it counts even if you aren't watching. The same way radio would count if you were like, you know, ratings person and you have to be anointed one. And you go into a shop and they're playing cupd. It registers because you did technically hear it. So it's more for advertising than it is for anything else. It's like, oh, okay, it was on in this many places. It was in demand in this place.

[Brady]

The subscription number is popular. You know, up to 200 people in the restaurant.

[Brett]

But they wouldn't give you all of it because you've got, like, multiple televisions and they can tell if all of them were on there. So then they'd probably just, you know, they probably have some formula we don't know. But bottom line is it was on, so it would count towards ratings. And it's a good question, like, how many times is it just background noise versus people glued to their sets? And I'm guessing with that 1.9 million watching. 1.9 million would be. My guess is how many weren't actually paying attention.

[John]

I wonder if that restaurant manager would actually know what channel to put it on. Both if somebody asked for the W games. I mean, I wouldn't.

[Brett]

I.

[John]

And I'm not even being a jerk.

[Brett]

I really wouldn't know. We have got to train. Buffalo wild wings, cold beers and cheeseburgers. Arcadia Tavern's very nice. They got a lot of TVs up here. All these sports bars. We have got to train the bartenders and the staff to not go completely nocturnal ape face when you go, hey, can you change this to the game to the. You know, if you want. I want this on the Suns game or something. And they look at you like. And then for like eight minutes, it's on the DirecTV guide. Like, they just. They. You gotta know, you're a bar, that.

[John]

It'S on your iPad.

[Brett]

It's usually just Google it.

[Brady]

One gatekeeper.

[Brett]

And there's usually a guy with like eight remotes. I'm like, you haven't mastered this down yet. We didn't spend the extra for the RTI panel. Okay, so you got all the direct remotes, and you're just aiming it at each tv, put a little label on it, take a marker, right? TV5, TV6. But yeah, they can't do. I've never been to a sports bar where they're like, hey, can you change this one to the hockey game and this one to yeah? And then like eight minutes later, another TV has got, you know, I Dream of Jeannie. And like, somehow they found some retro channel.

[Brady]

You're stuck watching the cornhole championships.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, Johnsonville brought cornhill. Let's. Let's give sponsor their due. Brady Johnsville Bratz puts a lot of money behind those cornhole titles. Anyway, no Merc for you. And I don't know how they can continually brag about their ratings, but they did.

[Brady]

Is there a parade? Second place parade?

[Brett]

Yeah, I think they're just going to meld it into that pride parade on Saturday. Act like they meant it. Not a thing. And it's. Toledo's going to be insufferable today because his Mariners and his Seahawks won. And it was a.

[Brady]

It was a strut in this oh banner.

[Brett]

And he deserves it. It's one of those moments as a sports fan where you're watching your favorite baseball team knock on the World Series door while your Seahawks are, you know, doing what they're supposed to do in the middle of the season. It's pretty great. And then we get into the Cardinals. Oh, boy. The last thing, the last thing they needed was a quarterback controversy with Jacoby Brissette. That is the last thing that mopey old Kyler needed was to worry that it's been his fault the whole time. Cause Jacoby looked pretty darn good. They lost the game. I had a couple of dopey plays. But that's Jacoby Brissette. The reason he's not starting anywhere is because of the problems. But he was still just as good, if not better than what you've seen from Kyler this year. And Marvin seemed to want to catch the ball for Jacoby and, well, his head got his boo boo on his brain. But, I mean, Cardinal fans, sorry, it gets worse now. I didn't think that was possible. You guys now have a quarterback controversy with Jacoby Brissette. Let that sink in a little bit. You're going to be I can't imagine at all being a fan of a team going, no, Jacoby Brissette should start. Why am I wasting my Sundays? Why am I wasting my beautiful weekends? Shouting that would be like me going, dude, Mason Rudolph's the future. Like, you've got to stop. I. At least my team admits we've got a one year Band Aid. Just sit back and say, Jacoby Brissette's not the answer. Just let Kyler play it out. Got a chance to win. No, you don't. You got a chance to be better than the losers you've been and not much. And I don't even think the Colts planned for Jacoby Brissette. They're looking like, oh, okay. Well, we didn't realize that. Okay, I guess we'll play him now.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Is he still playing? I wouldn't have been a bad backup to Indiana Jones anyway. We've got Indiana Jones now, so we don't think about Jacoby Brissette. He started for us until we just. We couldn't take it anymore and we threw him away. Then we gave him to the Patriots. Started for the Patriots and then he was horrible there. Then he went a couple of. He's going to be your starter now. He's the best one we've got, Michael. You guys need to take weekends and go to Sedona. Do something better. Have fun. Show Low is beautiful in October. Run up there on a Sunday. What are you doing? It doesn't get better. And I feel bad for Cardinal fans. I feel really bad. Really bad. You know what's great for me? And I'll tell you this, Cardinal fans, is what you need. Friday, I got a quick little ask to go see the Cubs. I wasn't gonna do it. All right. I wasn't at all. I had a thing to do and I was gonna multitask. I end up having. Having to. I missed a birthday party for my friend Winston's girl, India, and I was going to go out there because I was like, I'm heading out that way. That was my excuse to not get wrapped up in this Cubs game. And, you know, you guys know my story. I abandoned my Cubs fandom about three years ago when the Diamondbacks sacrificed an animal in order to get into the World Series, which they are, by the way, two for two doing. Randy Johnson killed the bird with a baseball. World Series. Zach Gallen kills a bird with a baseball, they go to the World Series. I don't think it guarantees a championship, but it sure gets you there. So hopefully next year and you can't fake it. You can't manufacture it, because then you'll piss off the animal sacrifice gods, and you have to just plunk one out of the air accidentally. If you start throwing baseballs at birds, the whole thing reverses on you. And I don't think you win a game either way. I made that bet, said I'd give up because I was mad at the Cubbies. Well, there are the Cubs sitting there, you know, on the precipice of the nlcs. And you're like, oh, boy, aren't. I'll watch. And I found myself, you know, after they lost the game, a little upset. Still. It still bleeds inside me. The Cubbies, it was a little, you know, seeing the uniform and all this stuff still brings up memories of how much joy the Cubs gave me when I was a kid. And then when it was over. And this is for you Cardinal fans. I, I didn't care. I've dismissed myself from it. The lovable loser. Yeah, they got their championship. Why would I suffer with them ever again? They actually, if you think about it, abused the entire nation of fans for 108 years. They won it once and then started sucking immediately right after that again. I'm like, why would I do this to myself? So then I watched, and as they lost, I was a little down. As it kind of closed up within seven or eight minutes of the game being over, I was fine. I was basically Brett with the Bears. This is normal. Why am I getting upset about these things? I used to get. And then I started to think back. I used to get upset when the Cubs would lose. That's what the Cubs do. Of course they lost. Of course they lost. So I want to lose to it.

[Brady]

It was one of the fun facts this morning that the Cubs most recent World series wins in 2016.

[Brett]

16.

[Brady]

They that the time between 1908 and 2016, Arizona became a state, got a Major League Baseball team and got a World Series.

[Brett]

Yeah. Oh, man. Pretty everyone got a team. That's not just Arizona. The Marlins got two. They were. They started in 1993, and they got two championships out of the deal. It wasn't about, like, golly, just imagine if you had. All of it was just the whole thing. Any team that was around after 1908 pretty much got a championship accepted on the Cubs. And now the Mariners might do.

[John]

It takes a big man to admit that, you know.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John]

I'm impressed with you.

[Brett]

Thank you. I, I, I, I. Yeah, quitting is good for you.

[John]

It's just like being a Bears fan.

[Brett]

It is.

[John]

Training camp's done.

[Brett]

All right. Season's over. This is it. You don't have to bury yourself in this unless you've got a team that consistently competes and. And it's not worth it. I'm telling you as a fan who did this from age, there are things. My mother has a bucket of things of mine from when I was a child. Prominently in this bucket were notebooks, and this time not dedicated to a girl's vagina. That's later. But they weren't stolen either. Notebooks. When I was three years old, before I could write or read, I would watch the Cubs play, and if it was on the tv, I would write it down so it would say Cubs, Phillies. It wasn't good writing. It was like Brady's and I. And then runs, hits, errors. And it would come up on the screen and I would copy it. And then I knew after a while the rhe was coming and I'd make the little grid and after. She's got volumes of some three year old. It started when I was a kid. That's abuse. That was abuse back then. My mom should have picked me up and said, get away. I was addicted to it. And that lasted for a couple years until I could read and write. Then I just make up my own. But for about a year and a half, every game that was on, because, you know, when you're three, you don't do anything. There's no school. Watch summer baseball. Every day, locked in that room watching baseball and writing whatever was on the screen down as fast as I could. There are, you know, Dave Kingman, you.

[Brady]

Know, I don't even know at age 3, it was amazing.

[Brett]

Register it did to me. I was glued to it. Dave Kingman dot 2, 4, 9 avg. I didn't know why I was writing. I didn't know what any of the things meant. Just symbols that were something. And to me, I'm like, this is. It was hieroglyphics. This has to mean something. My mom would sit next to me and go, that's how many home runs he has. And I'd write down like, you know, at the time, in the middle of the summer, it would be like 25.

[Brady]

Let alone your mom know what's going on.

[Brett]

My mom knew that was amazing. It was a little. I. I'd say it was probably pretty even our baseball knowledge, mine at 3 and hers at 26, which was about. Well, at 28, it was about fair. So, yeah, she knew a little bit. And then I'd explained To her what the, you know, on base percentages were. The analytics of the game. I could explain to her thanks to Brick House morning sickness. But, yeah, so I broke away from that in 2018 pretty much. I'm like, I don't like this team anymore. The owners are jerks and something's going on and they're going to start sucking again and they expect us to just go because they got us a championship, that we're just going to fall right in line again. And then when the Diamondbacks killed that bird a second time, I made that bet and it felt good because I've got no real love for the Diamondbacks. There's no history there. But I'll root for him. It's like what Brady does. He's got no passing interest in any real, like, team outside of Ohio State, but he doesn't. You're not going to get upset if the.

[Brady]

Maybe half a day for the Bengals and now that we've got hope with.

[Brett]

No, you don't know. You got nothing. Don't do that to yourself. You got nothing. I watched that team yesterday. They're terrible. So Cardinal fans, highly recommend. Do you know how many beautiful places there are in this state, especially in the fall, that weekends are just go, leave Friday, come back on Monday. You'll find out how they lost on Monday. In fact, you can probably watch up there, but you get in your shirts and you do your thing. It just. It's rough, man. Just rough. So sorry, Cardinal fans, but I think the worst phrase, the best phrase in sports. Game seven tonight. Worst phrase. We should start Jacoby Brissette. I think that might be the worst. I mean, the Bengals are. Brady made a joke about Joe Flacco. It's not that different from what you guys got going on. And one weekend you should just surprise the entire Cardinals organization and just not go to the game. Just didn't explore Arizona. Go out there's, you know, Tubac is supposed to be. I guess that's gorgeous, artsy town down south. I'd never go down south because Tucson's close. I might get screwed up and end up there. You try to avoid that. And the closer you get, the more south you go, the closer you are to Mexico and the chances of getting your head cut off just exponentially rise. You don't want to even think about that. The only time you're in Yuma is on your way to San Diego, and that's pushing it. Yes, that's the noise. Yuma should say that on their city flag, the prisoners were the Happiest people in Yuma. So much so they named their high school team the Prisoner or the Convicts or something that just fly there.

[John]

Then you don't.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Fly to San Diego. Yeah. I don't know why you're still driving to San Diego. You're not saving that much money. I know Brady likes to actually physically cross state lines with an underage neighbor, but you can do it in a plane, too, and it is a good feeling. We're in California now. Law officially broken. That's a state line. And you're 16. I'm basically Manson, so. Cardinal fans, I feel for you guys. That's not fun, but, you know, you don't. Not everybody's going to win the Super Bowl. I don't have any grand thoughts that the Steelers are going to win a Super bowl this year, but they're going to stay competitive and they're. Look, they're probably going to win their division. It's fun. And then you never know. You know, I feel bad for Lions fans right now because they've been mired in this weekend spree kind of environment for their entire lives. In the last couple years, they're getting a taste of having an erection again. It's got to be like when an old man gets Viagra for that. It's been years since it ever got hard. And then it works. It's gotta be. It's sort of a false. It's gotta be rough.

[Brady]

For kc it's the super bowl hangover finally kicking in. This year seems to be going the other way.

[Brett]

Oh, no. Kansas City. You should be involved with Kansas City.

[Brady]

I know.

[Brett]

You should definitely be involved in. With Kansas City. They can win a Super Bowl. They can turn it. You never, ever are out with them. Baltimore Ravens fans, they're one in five. And there's. I'm still saying, guys, watch out for them, because when they get right, their schedule gets you. They could easily go 9 and 1 and walk right into this thing. That's a team that when they're healthy, you just have Cardinals. Jacoby, Brissette. Stop it. Stop. Stop having emotions about it is what I'm saying. I know that comes from me. It's hard, but just stop it. You shouldn't feel anything. It would be like your wife was. She's pretty and she's always been, like, attentive. And then she just wanted. She's just not doing it anymore. And then one day you came home and the fat neighbor lady was standing where your wife used to be, and she's willing to blow you like crazy and do some stuff, and it seems great the first day until you realize it's the fat neighbor lady. That's Jacoby Brissette. He's willing to like, he's doing all the things your wife wouldn't like. It's. There's ass play. There's like, everything's on board. Cause he's just trying to. And then you realize, oh, no, I've got a fat, ugly neighbor wife. Like, she's doing everything I want. But this is not good. Jacoby is a fat, ugly neighbor wife. Sure, the PJs are off the charts right off the bat, but a couple of those PJs in, you're gonna look down and see all those stretch marks and that thing around the nipples that happens to fat ladies. That starts to look like somebody was pulling them off. It's just. Yeah. And then you get the Pringles dummies. It's. You're gonna see it soon. They usually say, see the warts, but you don't want to use that analogy in this.

[Brady]

Well, if you got season tickets now, it's like, do you want to go to the show this weekend? It's like going to a movie.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you're always seeing. You're always seeing Toxic Avengers 6. It's not like you're ever going to see a great movie. Yeah. Cardinal fans, I feel for you Lions fans. You're in the mix. This is rough.

[John]

I got a buddy who's a huge Lions fan. We were watching the game last night and talked about his CTs. He's just like, here we.

[Brett]

Oh, remember, Lions fans, how much easier it used to.

[John]

Yeah, you go like a Bears fan.

[Brett]

Like, new. If we win this, it's hilarious. Like, it was almost a laugh riot when the Lions would beat your team. You're like, I remember the Steelers tied the Lions a couple years ago. That was embarrassing. And that was. The Lions fans are strutting around, we tied you. Like, they knew. It was. It was hilarious that their team did something and now they're good and Lions fans got a taste of it. And that's like having your wife always be the fat, ugly neighbor wife. And then she starts on the Ozempic and takes it serious and starts doing sit ups. And she comes back in looking like Madison Beer. And you're like, this is my wife. And everyone knows but you. Yeah, for now. But it ain't gonna last forever, brother. Eventually, Lions fan, she's gonna put that weight back on because that's what bad franchises do. Your Window is now. Because she's gonna put that weight right back on. It's the carriage. It's gonna go pumpkin for you. And I don't know what's worse. The Steelers are never terrible, but they can't win a playoff game. So now I'm just sitting here mired in the middle. Sports. It's devastating. And then you got Toledo. You got to deal with pricks like that. He's got. He's. He's. He's dealing with it right now. He's got two. He's got a potential World Series team, and a Seahawks are looking pretty okay. Prick bastard walking around in his Seahawks. You know. You know what? You know, it's the worst part about Toledo today. I don't know if you guys saw it. He's donning his Seahawks baseball jersey, which was a smart move on his part. I like that. But on the back, it isn't supporting a player or it just says fan. It's him. He's celebrating himself today. Me. It might as well say sports.

[John]

Sports.

[Brett]

Sorry, guys. We should start. Jacoby Brissette is essentially, like, saying, I should blow Brett. It's just not a good idea. We're gonna get some temporary pleasure out of that, but there's gonna be some sadness and embarrassment later, and we're not gonna be able to look each other in the eyes.

[John]

How many Brissette jerseys are being sold today?

[Brett]

Oh, none. Don't buy any of those. See? And the Cardinal fans are flooding my emails. It's looked way up and better than Webster. Like, I know, guys. I know. Of course he did. He's the fat neighbor wife. He's fighting for his life. He'll do anything. He surprised. Give her a couple of weeks, she's gonna be that fat neighbor wife again. You're like, oh, I've been. Oh, I got fooled for a second.

[Brady]

Two weeks.

[Brett]

Yeah, these boat jobs were amazing. And she was. She was. She's fat and ugly, but she was so willing to do all of it. And then after a while, you roll the fat neighbor wife over and just. Her ass has got that weird darkened skin where her. It looked like the hull of a ship's been barnacled out. And she's got the.

[John]

It's a little early for that.

[Brett]

Where it rubs and it turns pachyderm. You know what I'm talking about? You see those fat ladies and their legs rub long enough that the inside of her legs just stop. They start making pachyderm.

[Brady]

Skin starts going gray.

[Brett]

We've all seen it. Yeah. It's that grayish brown. It looks like old ice cream, only hard. And we've all seen those porns where you accidentally the jokes and you start laughing and then the big girl rolls over and, like, how come her inner thighs are like a purple gray?

[John]

You can't hit the back button fast enough.

[Brett]

Get. Oh, I'm trapped.

[John]

It's like.

[Brett]

Anyway, Cardinal fans, I felt for you yesterday because there was a little hope. And Doug Hopkins just texted me, said, hey, it could be worse. Could be a Jets fan. No, Doug, you've got it easy. Your team literally had negative 8 yards passing yesterday. I mean, what do you have? Why do you have expectations? But why do you have expectations? Why? Well, because it was the worst football game I've ever watched in my life. Did you watch that? I was up. It was on. I did not plop down.

[Brady]

And Sarah, good. I saw the second half.

[Brett]

Oh, it was horrible. Horrible football and. But jets fans, Doug, look at it from a different perspective. You've got it so easy. You have nothing. No expectations. None. Your weekends are free if you want them to be, because you already know the outcome. This one says. John, at what point can we say we don't give up about the Cardinals? Now. Yes, Matthew, now's the time. Because before you enter a debate of whether it should be Kyler Murray or Jacoby Brissette, as if that matters.

[Brady]

How many houses Hopkins is going to be buying for cash on Sunday?

[Brett]

He's going to spend all day Sunday the best deals ever, because you know why? He'll be happy on Sunday making deals. I don't know. I should either, probably. Shut up. Guys, there's a debate going on over here. I'm trying to. Either I'm going to Roseanne Barr or Lizzo, and I just can't make up my mind. It's like, why are we having this talk? It's my options. My options are to Rose Ambar or Lizzo. Why are you doing this to yourself now? Replace Roseanne Bar and Lizzo with Jacoby and Kyler. It's the same conversation. Being a Jets fan's easier than being a fan that argues over Jacoby Brissett as her starter every. You know what? Cardinal fans, everybody. This works, by the way. I hate it, but it works. Write a letter to the Cardinals about how much you hate them and you're never gonna use their advertisers. And, like, I swear to God, write a letter to the advertisers if you stay on with the Cardinals anymore. They're offending me. They do it to me all the time. They're offensive. I mean, people get like, some mom can write a letter to my owners one, and there's meetings. Like, people are screaming, we need have a. Write a check to this until. But, like, wait a second. One person threw a fit. Yeah, but she's got friends. What about all the people who didn't care? Ah, I got this one. Write one single letter that says you're going to call the advertiser and then do it. And then call the advertisers. Go look at the stadium and say, all right, you advertise in here. And you advertise and write them a letter and see if the Cardinals battle. They won't. I guess they're better. They're better run than radio. I should point that part out.

[Brady]

What?

[Brett]

A preschool playroom is run better by the kids. When the teacher's like, I'm going to take a nap. The kids are like, we got this. That's a better group of executives than what we got going on. But either way, write letters, do whatever you can. Just get out of this mess. I feel for you guys. I feel for you. Would you. That hostage got released. They released all the Hamas, gave the hostages back. See what the first guy said. You should start to Colby Brissette. No, it doesn't matter to him. And he doesn't care. Like, his life is better now. He doesn't. He can come back and he. You know how they tortured him? They made him watch Cardinal games, Hamas. So you will watch. Who do you think they should start, Kyler or Jacoby? Oh, it's torture, those people. You know, look, if they told you Hamas is going to let you go and you get lifetime tickets to the Cardinals, congratulations, you'd be like, yeah, I'm going back to, like, get me back in there. I'll stay. Sticking around that neighbor wife. Jacoby's a fat neighbor wife. She is blowing your lights out, man. And you are fooled by it, but don't be. It's not a good thing.

[Brady]

And we're talking to Sanchez for next week.

[Brett]

Hey, look, you know what? At least you get some press with that one. That's pretty solid, not some rolled eyes. Yeah, I go out and I go get, like, Derek Carr's only 36 years old. He's retired. Consider it.

[Brady]

I know he said, run after a famous Jamis.

[Brett]

Jamis Winston. Russell Wilson. There's like, dude, dude's over there. You're gonna suck either way.

[John]

Kaepernick still available?

[Brett]

Yeah, why not?

[Brady]

It's time.

[Brett]

Get that Cat off his knees and get him back out there behind center. He's only like, what, 40 at this point? Yeah, he's fine. Anyway, we did mention that the hostages, they. Overnight while we were all asleep, sure enough, done. They. They unloaded them. Now, what I didn't know is we were going to give 200 Palestinian prisoners back. We Israel. So they released a bunch of Palestinians, 200 of those, and we got the hostages back. All the living hostages have been returned. And I don't care what side of the political aisle you're on. That is pretty damn amazing. That's potentially. Probably not while I'm alive, but Kirby may, in fact, someday have two tickets to the Gaza Strip for vacation. Because if you've ever seen that thing without the people of Gaza running it, it's gorgeous. They did a shot of the beach. The rubble is everywhere. The city's it tatters. And they did this pullback shot, and you can see the. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

Rebuild that mother.

[Brett]

It's gorgeous. Yeah, it's Dubai. Pretty like, it's just amazing. So hopefully they can speed that up, but, you know, we won't see it. It'll take 20 years, and I'm not running over the Middle east when I'm 73, but it's. That's gonna be if this holds.

[Brady]

Look at that 3D printing system going.

[Brett]

Yeah, once they get that going, 3D printing, some gorgeous buildings. I'd still have my head on a swivel if I was over there instead of wait for that Hamas to come back. 3, 3, 4,000 years of them getting uppity. I'm not trusting that this one's gonna be the linchpin to close her down, but step in the right direction, and people can hate Trump all they want. That's a pretty good move. I know people want to hate him out loud, but when good is good, you got to just say, all right, no matter how he did this one, we'll see how it ends up. And maybe Trump haters will be thrilled that it backfires on him, but as of right now, this is a pretty damn good deal. And American history, like, this is history. We got involved in this thing and said, enough. Somehow or another, through the whole works of it, man, that's amazing. So I know I'll get letters from people, Trump stole this. Whatever. Bottom line is, those people are home, and nobody thought that would happen. And that's amazing. At what cost? I don't know, but we traded Brittney Griner for the Merchant of Death. Still a better deal.

[John]

We still made a better deal this time around.

[Brett]

I mean, we've done some deals in the past. It's like, all right. And so far that hasn't backfired on us. Merchant of Death evidently has just been, you know, been quiet. Yeah, he's a merchant of kind of solitude at this point. I used to be Merchant of Death. Now I'm just Merchant of broken ankles. Seems like a decent guy. Maybe. You know what happened to him? Nothing as far as we know. Now we don't know when the name went public.

[Brady]

He was only known that.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, the bar gets raised so high when you're the merchant of death that we expect you to be. And then when he's kind of quiet for a few years, you're like Merchant of Deaths of. I'm more of a merchant of death than he is.

[Brady]

How can I do a deal?

[Brett]

How do I do deal when I'm known as Merchant of Death? I have to change my entire brand. Oh, this one after it says to talk about terrible teams, have Dale wear a brown bag over his head Thursday for that embarrassing loss to the Panthers. Oh, I didn't wear a brown bag for another embarrassing reason. But that's a good one, too. We should bag Dale up. We should have Dale wear a bag on his head on Thursdays until the Cowboys like the unknown comic. The unknown hell is great. That's good stuff right there. All right, let's get a wake up song and stop worrying Cardinal fans. It's a.

[John]

You're screwed.

[Brett]

It's a gloomy morning, but you guys have nothing. You got nothing but green lights. An avenue of uninterrupted green lights for the rest of the season because your expectation levels are shot to the ground. Now's the time to abandon ship. And as a sports fan, I used to say, oh, no, you gotta sit through the tough times. All you have is tough times. It's time to stop having those. Trust me. Climb aboard. When they're good in another seven or eight years, if that ever happens, get on board that little tiny three year win window of wins, then they're gonna suck again. Ask Brady's a Bengals fan. They had a window of like two years. They took advantage of, didn't win at all. And now they suck again. And they're going to continue. Don't, Brady. We'll get Burrow back. No, you won't. You're terrible. That team's terrible.

[Brady]

He's a bust for me.

[Brett]

They're done. He's not a bust. He's amazing. He just can't stay healthy because of mine. You know what the bust is franchise because they never protected the poor bastard anyway. Let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake Up. It's out of control now. 98K, you PD H. Morning sickness off to a blazing start here on Indigenous Peoples Day, Columbus Day. Congratulations to you, Brett. Thank you. Your time is up for the 6 o' clock hour. The contest has ended. That we forgot about. Whoa, whoa, no, we didn't forget. We just didn't have the proper computer issues here at wkrp. There was a mad scramble last week to get take it in the app contest up and running. And I mean, it was Brady, you weren't here for a lot of it when Larry's like, please just be ready to everything. So we come in here this morning to get it all started, and we don't have any of the words.

[Brady]

We took it in the app.

[Brett]

We took it in the app. All right, so we're like, looking around. Everybody's like, they're in there. So this became this mad scramble in the room. So we're gonna start it at seven. There's nothing we can do. Like, you know, if you'd have left it to us, we don't know. But we didn't have any of the words you're supposed to. So here's how it works. You got to download the app, which most of you have already done. You download the app. Oh, and please don't listen on Bluetooth, like on your earpods. Listen only on Bluetooth speakers if you're downloading and listening through the app. Because it only counts for ratings if you listen. Yeah, it only counts for ratings if you listen. Somehow another. That's how stupid radio executives have gotten and that they embrace technology by saying, yeah, make everybody listen to the app. But if they listen on Bluetooth speakers, it counts, but otherwise it doesn't. Well, what do you mean? Well, if the thing can't hear us. So anyway, that's a.

[Brady]

And if there's a problem, like in the office, it may be loud. If he could just pulse it, you know, take them out every now and then put it back in.

[Brett]

Just put them up against the thing. It doesn't count if you're listening quietly.

[John]

So stupid.

[Brett]

Well, it's. Brett.

[John]

I mean, I know.

[Brett]

I know wkr. It's. It's. You're literally watching dudes in suits get paid a lot of money to do that. Kind of stuff.

[John]

I don't know. The big guy worked for us.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, the big guy would have said, why would we make people like. If they're listening quietly, are they technically listening? No, we're. We have made ourselves the tree in the forest.

[Brady]

We're a month away from the turkey drop.

[Brett]

Don't get ready started on why I had to have that discussion the other day. So if they're listening on headphones, it doesn't count. Now, why would we do that? Oh, most people listen at their computer and a speaker. You're idiots. I'm leaving this room. No.

[Brady]

1.

[Brett]

We have a. And what's funny is you walk through our whole building and look to see everybody's. Everybody's got buds in downstairs, everyone laughing with earbuds, having a great time. You get earbuds in because, you know, some of them, I don't know, not one speaker on. There's 40 people down there. That's probably most. Anyway, I don't want to get in on this anymore. In a little bit, we're going to pay you guys to listen to us because it's an awesome way. Maybe you don't think we're fun. Maybe you don't like the music. I don't know why you'd be listening, but now there's a reason. We're going to pay you. So in 11 minutes, I'm going to give you a word, a very simple word. And then you go into the app, and then you. You want your cash, you take it in the app. So you're gonna take it in the app, the money, and all you got to do is qualify. We're gonna do this every hour on the hour for, like, the next eight years, I think. It just seems very long. But we're gonna do it every hour on the hour. We will interrupt the show to give you the word to text in for about 45 minutes. Then it stops. Then the next hour starts, and we do that, and we do it with our show. And I believe Fitz, so it'll be us in the morning. That'll end at like nine, right? And then starts again at 2:00 clock and goes through six. Actually, he has a word at six. So we're. We're at six, seven, eight, and nine. He's two, three, four, five, and six. So there's eight chances to win every day. Six, seven, eight, nine. Well, eight today, nine chances to win every day. But today, not so much. And nine of you will qualify. And that means what, five days? That's 45 people will then go into a drawing for a thousand bucks every week for, like, months on end. We're never gonna stop doing this. Gonna be great. It ends around Thanksgiving, so get ready with that. Yeah, I know.

[John]

We gotta do this every day.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. And they're like, hey, John's good with time. Let's get real precise about that. Give him an aneurysm. Anyway, so that's happening in about nine minutes. This is on Toledo, by the way. I'm putting this on. Rich is the producer. That means he's. He's always coming here at time. Now is the time he comes in and starts messing around with that kind of stuff. But the word that we'll give you in a little bit will be worth it. I swear, I don't even know how to start in with. I mean, we're going to interrupt again. Take it right in the thing. But again. Huh?

[John]

Isaiah's saying, I just actually switched from radio to headphones because I got to work.

[Brett]

Right? Don't do that. Take them out and blast it, because we need that. It doesn't make any sense. And the executives, the Bobs, are so mother dumb that they actually thought that was a good idea. And then the ratings company just gives you a little extra credit if somebody's listening on the app and it pops up, boom, you get a little extra. It's one and a half persons. It's one and a half persons if God, like, strikes a lightning bolt down and has some dude at the office listening on a speaker who also happens to be an approved ratings per. It doesn't make any sense. Let's push that. What happened to the radio? Everybody's emailing my listener nearby. What do you mean? 23 years I've been listening hasn't counted at all? No, it counts on the app, but that doesn't mean much.

[John]

Doesn't count for our ratings.

[Brett]

Well, it can't. Well, it can. Let's not say it doesn't. It can. It's just you got to be listening real loud, says John. Whoever says people usually listen at the computer on a speaker has gray hair. There's nobody without gray hair that doesn't say that. They don't know how the world works. Listening without headphones now is just straight up rude. No one, not even driving most of the time, blasts anything on speakers. You mean I've tapped that app and listen, you guys through my headphones for executives to say my 1500 hour? No, your 1500 hours count on the app. It's just. It's. We get yelled at if ratings aren't good, and they're good, we're fine. But if they were to slip a little, it would be because you guys are being selfish without listening on speaker. It's your fault. You listen like crazy. We know that.

[Brady]

Listen smart.

[Brett]

Because the Bob's never knew how to embrace the Internet. They're scrambling all over trying to figure stuff out, and that's the best thing they could do. The app is awesome. The app's an incredible thing. They just didn't figure out how to make it. So if ratings ever slip for a radio station, like, what happened? What happened? You. You happened. You've ruined everything. You have absolutely ruined every one can listen to 15 different things and only, like, one of them counts the numbers through the moon on the podcast and through the app and everything like that. But if your ratings dip, like, a little, they call up Fred Jacobs and they start doing research on everything. Uh oh. What happened? Nothing. I think maybe you guys convoluted the system a little. No, it's not our fault.

[Brady]

We wear suits.

[Brett]

This one says what you're saying is dumb. Oh, I know. I only listen on Bluetooth headphones. I can't be on my phone. It's a stupid work policy. I'm not allowed to have, like, anything on at my desk. That's right, Aiden.

[John]

Like Chris Clark says, a lot of job sites now have banned speakers.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

No, no, we don't. We know. No, the Bobs, they've got it figured out.

[John]

Not supposed to have earbuds either, but they still do.

[Brett]

Evidently there was some sort of meeting where they now finish the meetings. The Bob's here. Don't tell Homburg about this. They'll just say we're retarded. Well, then, you know, if you have to have that disclaimer at the end of your own meeting, then you know what you've done is probably retarded. If you're worried about the dude who's calling you a retard, then you know deep down you probably were being retarded. Don't tell John. He'll just say we're stupid.

[Brady]

Well, then, you know, put that in the. The rules that we read.

[Brett]

Don't be a retard.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, that could be. It's because he says it. This one says, I'm listening on the radio in the car, and I have you going in the app because I'm a team player. Well, that's what we need. We need to turn on everything that radio has made. A source radio. If you've Got a clock radio at the house. If you've got an app, if you've got a computer all just cram them all in one room and turn them up as loud as you can. Somehow or another, we'll get one. He's making fun of us again. So 2491 hours, John. All through headphones. Yeah. It counts. We give you.

[John]

Thank you.

[Brett]

Yeah, no, you're giving us great app numbers. You're just being super duper selfish about it because the Bobs need, like, sound like, if it's. If a dude from the ratings company walks by and you're listening on your headphones, it doesn't count. But if he, like, sits next to you for 10 minutes and you've got headphones, there's nothing. But if you're blasting it on your speaker, you're getting everybody. You guys are really, really screwing up the system. You know, we made it so easy for you to listen to 45 different things, and hopefully the one piece of spaghetti that sticks to the wall. The Bobs would be like, they're dumb. Anyway, we're getting ready. Four more minutes and you can do it. Hey, Richard, I'm not sure if we can start early so I can move on. Can we?

[Richard]

I'm halfway through the rules.

[Brett]

Spending the time this morning reading the rules to see if we can get her going just a touch early. That's.

[Richard]

It.

[Brett]

Says, I listen to you guys on my job site radio. I love chaos. And the only thing more offensive to the co workers than homework's morning sickness would be if I had clan rallies on you. Well, that's not true. That's. Clan rallies are a lot more offensive than us. I mean, we're in the. Probably the ballpark, but come on. Not even close, E.J. but thank you very much for the.

[John]

If I listen to you guys on a speaker at work, I'd get fired.

[Brett]

When you.

[John]

Once you started talking about fat broads and retards.

[Brett]

Right. You can't do that out loud, but we're asking you to, if you don't mind. If you could. Can we do it early? All right, let's start it now.

[Richard]

The official rules say at or about the top of the hour.

[Brett]

That's. That's close. It's about the top of the hour.

[Brady]

We are.

[Brett]

They know me so well. Yes. I'm so precise with the timing of this show. I got Toledo over here is using an hourglass to figure out how we get from A to B. And we're great at times, so let's do it. Where's the words. Did I crumple them up?

[John]

There we go again.

[Brett]

I did. All right, the word on the app. Go to the app that kind of counts and tap it. And then go to like the nine steps that you have to go through. And then find the thing that says here, where do I do 7am and write in the word money, Richard. Money. M O, N, E, Y. Does it have to? Because all these are different with capitalizations and stuff on the list.

[Richard]

The app will show you. It should be fine any way you spell it. As long as you spell it correctly, it should be fine.

[Brett]

If you can't spell money, I don't want to give it to you. Right. Money. And then you qualify now. And they got what, 45 minutes?

[Richard]

40.

[Brett]

Oh, 40 minutes. Officially. 40 minutes to put money in as many times as you want. Just one per, probably. I think one per. So. Okay, so that. So get like burn and Apple shell.

[Richard]

Will tell you if you've done it correct.

[Brett]

Okay. Then you get a little blip on there. Says it. And then you can also click on a thing that will tell you all day, hey, it's about to happen. Yeah. So you can get the little thing that's going to bug you. What is that called?

[Brady]

The notification? More complicated.

[Brett]

No, it's not that complicated. It's not. You just go to four different sites. That's what I'm saying. You make an application for a loan. You wait for Doug Hopkins to call you with an offer. Brett, you're selling it.

[John]

Start your vpn.

[Brett]

Quiet. Then three easy steps and you're on your way to having a brand new air conditioner.

[Richard]

This Tom Woo sponsor.

[Brett]

It'S actually really good once we get her going.

[John]

Now the emails are blowing up. Don't text. Don't email it.

[Brett]

Don't. Yeah, don't text the app. It's on the app. Okay, we've. We've opened up too many.

[Richard]

I told you, it's too difficult and it's not taxed.

[Brett]

Don't text the system. You know what we should do? We should have Brett sit in a room with the Bob's.

[John]

Jesus Christ.

[Brett]

Because you want to talk about a dude. No, no, I know, but we have a guy in the room who represents the people so beautifully because he'd look at him and go, I'm not doing that. It's too much. There's that. There's that guy you're giving me how.

[Richard]

Much and a chance.

[Brett]

What do you mean I gotta text it. No, no, I'm out. Like, Brett quits on everything. Like within second. Within. It isn't stupid. It's really good. But you just got to figure it out. Once we get. Once we get double Dutch in, everybody's going to participate.

[John]

There's just no.

[Brett]

This is buying in thousands of years.

[John]

Everybody just doing.

[Brett]

Stop texting. Brett. No, no, no. 97936 is canceled. It's all on the app. Randy, no email. Quit it.

[John]

Cody, no.

[Brett]

Money.

[John]

Casey.

[Brett]

No, no. Yeah, you guys are. Look, I don't blame you for trying all of our apps. Money. And we would do this on the phone. Brady's trying to do it right now. And if you're struggling, I got mine in. It's pretty easy. How do you enter it when you just hit the thing that says like the seven o'.

[Brady]

Clock.

[Brett]

Mine says like you gotta redo the thing and then boom. Now my 7 o' clock has changed my word to come back at 7am and I just put it in and.

[Brady]

Now it says, no, mine's won't leave and let me.

[John]

This one says, nope, can't get in on the up till seven.

[Brett]

It is seven.

[Brady]

It is seven.

[John]

Well, this came in like a minute or two ago.

[Richard]

When we said we can start early, that just meant we're giving you the word.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. You didn't have to go bananas. But that's also very difficult. That's sort of our fault.

[John]

Put me with the Bobs.

[Brett]

This is. No, no, the Bob's would hate you.

[Brady]

I got mine.

[Brett]

He's such a downer.

[John]

Oh yeah.

[Brett]

M O N E Y live in.

[Richard]

This room on contest day.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Richard]

And then tell us.

[John]

I'm gonna forward all these emails.

[Brett]

Missing info.

[Brady]

No, it's not invalid info.

[Brett]

All right, well, we're invalid. Well, maybe we're not allowed to play because if they know.

[Richard]

And also the word that we give you is only good for that hour.

[Brett]

That's it.

[Richard]

Next hour it's a new word.

[John]

We'll go through it again.

[Brett]

Quiet down. It's easy, Brett. Money. It's simple as spelling money. Once you figure out all the stuff to get to the. But you'll figure it out. You got to earn money. I'm just going to hand it out. Radio station like scruples. And we. We don't like to. We're not. What are we, Joe Biden fm? You're going to earn it here, sort of. What would Brady do today? Yeah. God damn that. Yeah, no, there's going to be a lot of that. I got this on my brain and then like in the midst of all this, I got an Email from a guy who's mad that I said I was happy that this the prisoners were released. Shut the up. You don't know anything about Zionazi. And I'm like, no, I don't. And I'm thinking to myself, I thought it was good when hostages got released to their families, but evidently I was wrong about that. And also the stock market seems to think it's good. And I'm gonna sit with that now. I'm gonna get you. All you care about is corporate greed. And I'm like, you know what? I think I'm supposed to not agree to that. But I do like corporate greed if it benefits me. So I guess I like John Greed. Yeah, I like when the stock market goes up. That's usually good for me. You're just greedy. I think you're right. I think it's time I just said yeah. And stop arguing with people who. I don't know what a Zionazi is, but that's confusing. But thanks for the update. I'll look it up later. But thank you, Joe Mama, for your anonymous email to me about Zionazi ism and how I don't know what I'm talking about when I say, hey, they got those hostages released. That seems nice.

[John]

Who else would you listen to besides Joe Mama?

[Brett]

Well, Joe Mama was right. But again, I guess that controversial phrase of gosh, the hostages were released, I hope their families are happy is just way over the line. I'm a moron. Sorry about that. I guess I'm playing from the base, heart of it all. Sure, maybe giving away those Palestinian prisoners might backfire someday, but right now I hope those families can enjoy those people that were kidnapped two years ago. I guess that makes me a Zionazi. Zionism. Zionism and Nazism I gotta look at on the ground.

[Brady]

Don't build back that Gaza Strip. It's a beautiful oh, I do nation.

[Brett]

Yeah. Yeah, I do want that to be a glorious beach. Maybe that's what he. I don't know. And all this Brady. And our code word for the hour is money. Guess who's in charge of the media. My friend said that yesterday because the Steeler game was on, stopped raining about 9:30. Game started at 10, it was beautiful. And then it started to drizzle again. About 2:30, my buddy looked at me and he goes, you people do control the weather. I'm like, yeah, I know. How about that? I made it really nice for you guys for four hours.

[John]

I wish that Gene Simmons give them a word every hour.

[Brett]

Well, the first word would be Kiss.

[John]

But that's too late.

[Brett]

Second one is money. Which Kiss loves? I don't know, but yeah, keep it up. So that's it. Take it in the app. Boy, is that ever apropos. Take it in the app and we'll get another one to you at 8. So you got about 35 more minutes to do that. Okay. Don't text me with it. Didn't work. Something. Something you're doing.

[John]

See, now you're turning into me.

[Brett]

Mine's in.

[Brady]

Finish out the information. That's all I had to do. Put my address.

[Brett]

Yeah, I did too. Yeah, it says you had invalid info. Yeah, it just wants to mail you something.

[Brady]

Gotta go through. You know, once you get that done, easy peasy.

[Brett]

It wants my home address. You should know this state. Arizona. I'll do mine too. Brady. Yeah. Number you should have that save. Okay. Profile save. Now you'll go in. I got it.

[Brady]

Put the word back.

[Brett]

The first one I put in and it said fine, but I think it was because it was. I was the only one who did it. For this, I managed to win. All right, I'm in. It's not that hard.

[John]

Stop emailing Money.

[Brett]

Miguel says stop texting Brett and emailing Brett. It's not how it goes.

[Brady]

Give out your phone number.

[Brett]

I didn't know this.

[Richard]

Okay?

[Brett]

I didn't know this. I, I, I'm, I've been educated. A Zionazi is when Hitler youth visits the national parks of Utah. I see if they go to Zion, they're Nazis. They march around up there. That's Zionazism.

[Brady]

Good time of year to do it.

[Brett]

Oh, it's beautiful. I'm sure Zion is gorgeous and just loaded with Nazis. Look at all the Nazis. That's October is when the Nazis turned color. They're fall leaves of the Nazi. I don't know. Leave me alone about that stuff. And you can't be that mad. The Jewish hostages were released and immediately text in the word money. So congratulate. We got seven more listeners over there. Fantastic. By the way, speaking of radios, I think I've got Alzheimer's. I'm pretty sure I've got the first steps of dementia or Alzheimer's. Last night at 11:57, I dozed off. And I know it was 11:57 because I looked at my phone at 11:50 and. And I woke up at 11:57. I'm like, I've dozed off. Like I haven't checked my alarms. And every night I know it's good, but just out of just diligence, I check My alarms on my phone, I have. First one starts 3:55. I got one at 4:06, 4:14. And I also snooze them. So it's just a. Just a constant non stop going off. And I lay there for about 25 minutes and just keep hitting, snooze. But at midnight, I thought I checked my phones, but I haven't checked. I have a clock, a backup that's like a thing that I also set and turn on. And I'm like, I haven't set that just in case the phone's broken or whatever. So I'm looking around, I look all over the house, like, where is it? Where'd my second alarm go? Under the bed drawers, everywhere. And then I realized I have not used that clock for 14 years.

[Brady]

Whoa.

[Brett]

Yeah. So I had a brain fog where I searched my house from 11:58 till about 12:10 for this clock that has not been in my presence since Obama. I have no idea why that was. It was insanely real to me. I could feel it and, like, know exactly how I was. I was in such a brain fog. No drinking, no substances. Just dozed off at 11 and woke up seven minutes later going, I got to make sure the alarms. I'm dozing off. I haven't had alarms for most of this year. I've been doing my overnight thing, but I still keep them on just in case. I'm like, I better set that again. So for years, and I looked high and low. No clue, haven't used it. Probably threw it away. No clue where it is, None. And then I went to bed worrying that, oh, the neurons aren't firing anymore, something's wrong. And then I was just, you know, I said the Alphabet. I went through some tests again. I still do. Counted to 15. Pretty smooth. Got a little screwed up around 12. And then the Alphabet drilled, it started to name off the 1979 Pirates, which is another test of my brain. I do all the time, the, you know, start to finish Pirates. I got all nine of those guys down. The 1978 Cubs. First around the horn, then the outfield. And the catcher got those down. And I'm like, all right, I'm not forgetting stuff. Knew my middle name. Wrote my leg like, this is the weirdest thing I've felt in a long time. And I have to know, is this what dementia is? Why would I do that? It was so weird and so, like, very pertinent. And my brain never stopped me once. Not once did it say, john, we don't use that anymore. It was like, escalating the issue going. You're never like, if you don't have this, you're not going to get any quality sleep because now you're going to sleep scared to death that you just. Now you're tired, you know, you're tired and you're not going to wake up on time. So weird. And then I'm like quivering. It was so strange.

[Brady]

And question why. Why did it stop 14 years ago?

[Brett]

Because they had the phone. Phone was there because you set multiple alarms on the phone so that the thing was before it was just one alarm and you'd snooze it and then the other one would back me up. Now I can set four different alarms on the phone to go off at different times with different alarm sounds so that I'm like, the phone. The phone's got me covered. I think everybody's done that. I don't think anybody's got it.

[Brady]

I roll a dice, just the phone, just the phone.

[Brett]

And I have. And it isn't something rolling the dice anymore. It's. It's figured out this thing never goes away. Even if the power goes out. There's nothing you can. You don't have to worry about it. But I luckily have that.

[Brady]

The light flash thing.

[Brett]

What do you mean?

[Brady]

That ends up like, if the sound is not going on because you can't.

[Brett]

Hear, the light starts flashing in your eyes. Oh, you have the light? Yeah. I used to have an alarm clock that would simulate the sunrise and it just pissed you off. And I would put a pillow over it and I'd go right back to.

[John]

Sleep across the room.

[Brett]

You felt like you felt like a God because you could you turn the sun off? It was awesome. Then I had to move it the other part of the room. So I stopped doing that. It didn't work very well. I need noise. I gotta have something annoying wake me up.

[John]

I got five alarms that are like seven minutes after each other.

[Brett]

Get this song, Roman's Vacation by Cardi B. You want to hear what wakes me up every morning? I got a couple of them, but this one really goes this. The beginning of this song is what wakes me. I don't know how this song was a hit. I don't know how Cardi B didn't lose her job as a singer after this, but Roman's Revenge. No, it's the first Romans Vacation or Roman something like that. Is it Roman's Revenge? It's Roman something or other.

[Brady]

Is that the word for the app?

[Brett]

No.

[John]

Nicki Minaj, Roman Holiday.

[Brett]

Roman Holiday. That's it. Holmberg's morning sickness. That's the words. Nicki Minaj. I said, I said Cardi B. It's Nicki Minaj. Yeah, yeah. This one. I. I confused them and that may be bigoted of me. I apologize.

[John]

It's explicit. So I don't know the word song.

[Brett]

Oh, I know the beginning.

[John]

Okay.

[Brett]

Listen to the beginning. This is all medication. Roman, take a short vacation Roman, you'll be.

[John]

Oh man.

[Brett]

You need to know your station, Roman, Some alterations on your clothes and your brain. That is what wakes me up.

[John]

Megan hasn't smothered you with a pillow yet?

[Brett]

Nope. Isn't it amazing? Play it again.

[Brady]

Someone's stomping on your head.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's that. And then I have another one called yeah, this. Roman, take a short vacation Roman, you'll be okay. You need to know your alterations on your toes and your brain. Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's my alarm. That's one of them.

[Brady]

Confused.

[Brett]

That's one of them.

[John]

This is mine. And literally we talk about it all.

[Brett]

The time, but you wake up.

[John]

Those drums just kick in every morning.

[Brett]

I swear to God.

[John]

That is my alarm.

[Brady]

It is kind of urgent.

[Brett]

It is, yeah, yeah. Does it go all the way through?

[John]

Oh yeah, it's the whole song. I'm pulling my cheeks at 4:30 in the morning.

[Brett]

I like that. I like that one a lot. Yeah, I've got, I've got. The other one is you're never gonna find this Homeboy Sandman. Homeboy Sandman song that I is called talking bleep. And it's equally as annoying. The beginning of this thing. And this is my second alarm. So 3:55, maybe you wake up Nicki Minaj. What?

[Brady]

Laughing a little bit sometimes.

[Brett]

Yeah. Something like. Oh God, is it already? But I haven't had alarms for a long. This is the other one that goes off six minutes later.

[Brady]

I don't mind this.

[Brett]

You have to wait till it starts going. I'm up by now I know I piss myself off awake every day. Oh wow, wow, wow.

[Brady]

That's good.

[Brett]

I was riding my bike down the bike path going the wrong way. But who's I tell you right now, that's how I wait.

[John]

Megan is going to kill you.

[Brett]

These days she's figured it out. She sleeps in another room. It's a genius. Yeah, I don't blame her now after this stuff. I'm, I'm. I'm a couch guy anyway most of the time, which is grateful for the world. So. Yeah, what are you gonna do?

[Brady]

But for some reason, my backup alarm.

[Brett]

Turn it off.

[Brady]

That's just a slug.

[Brett]

Yeah. You just get punched.

[Brady]

Yeah. What?

[Brett]

Oh, wake up, idiot.

[Brady]

Can't you hear that song?

[Brett]

Yeah, you're an idiot. Well, it's hard for you because you've got a jet engine strapped to your face too. So she's. She's already tolerating. Mayday. Mayday. You got that in the background? Jesus Christ. I'm going in the other room. Yeah, it's no fun. But then I spent 15, 16 minutes looking for a clock that hasn't been in my life for 10 and a half years. Or 15 and a half years, that is head scratcher. It's weird.

[John]

We moved. I think. I think Mathias threw mine away. So what are we doing with this? You haven't used it and you know when I.

[Brett]

But it's my will be. I need that.

[John]

Yeah, the clock radio. The old school one.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. When it dawned on me too, I just sat on the end of the bed. I'm like, I haven't had that clock for 15 years. Like it's not even close. Like, I GUESS it's been 13 or 14 because it was still. I still didn't trust the iPhone immediately when we. When they first came out. That was 2010 or 11. Weird. So brain fog is kicking in. Starting to happen. Starting to happen. Find some new wake up songs now for your alarm. Take it in the app. Money. I'll remind you to money like Mr. Krabs. That's the word you're doing on the app. Do not text it and do not email it, but you're gonna anyway. But you know what? Cover all your bases. There's nothing you can do about it. Also, last night, after my episode, I was awake and I'm so happy to report that the scourge of 1990s gigantic babies is back. A lady new record eight. Well, there was two of them. They did a story about how big babies are being born again and the average weight is like 12 and a half pounds in this one area. That's a huge baby. And one broke a record at like 13,9 in a small town.

[Brady]

Sam. Talent.

[Brett]

Yeah. And talent was a big 12 pounder, but I mean 1314 pounds a small. And then they show. But that's nothing because it was all a buildup to Chloe Sutton and her 18 month old baby. They are trying to tell people, look, it's not AI. This is really him. 33 pounds. He's a. He's a year and a half old way. Do you see a photo of this guy. Look at it's fat effort here. Look at that. It's not, it's not. I saw him walking. I'm like, maybe. Yeah, that's. It's moving around 30. Tiny. She's not, she's not big. But that's a 33 pound year.

[Brady]

Because that looks bigger than 33.

[Brett]

Well, if she's. Yeah, she's only like five feet tall or she's five' five. Hosted up her huge baby and people like, she's like, it is not AI. This is my baby. And it is a massive. But remember Brady back in the 90s when Maury and all those people would do that, like this isn't real. And then these giant lumbering babies would come onto the stage. And I was like, this is the future. It's the future of America. Giant lumbering babies. Huge heart attack babies that live to be like 14 lady.

[Brady]

Had like a 63 pound.

[Brett]

There was a black lady because they, they revisited a black lady that was on. It wasn't. It was like Sally Jesse Raphael when she was. All those talk shows were in on giant babies. Had a 72 pound baby that was going to celebrate its second birthday. Had a heart like all sorts of problems. It was huge. That just, you know, look like the Michelin Man. He was just all lumpy and sitting there just doing nothing. Can't even like really talk yet. He's not quite two, just sitting on his diapered ass. He had to wear adult diapers because he was already the size of a fifth grader. Huge baby. And for years I've been waiting what happened to them? There's a few of them that got big and like strong. Half of them had to have heart attacks in like the third grade. But they got them their back. And this is exciting to me because this fat kid is. He's a monster.

[Brady]

How soon are we to NFL lines? Average is gonna be 7 foot 424 50.

[Brett]

475. Running 4, 4 40s. The dad was 62 and the mom is 5 5. It's like his. He's really tall too. Like that's why he's so oddly like when he's up against.

[Brady]

He looks like I'm holding him.

[Brett]

He's like 3ft tall.

[Brady]

He's heavier than the mom.

[Brett]

Well, just in that it's a perception because he's up close to the camera, but he's. He's three feet tall. It's ten pounds per foot. Kids working it, man. He's a big 18 month old a year and six months is all he is. Think about that. He was born last April and he's already a monster. And I'm got to keep tabs on him. We lost track of him. Highly recommend to this generation when the huge babies start coming back that you keep dibs on them. It's going to be easier. Back in the 90s, we just watched and forgot. Man, oh, man.

[Brady]

In another year and a half, he'll.

[Brett]

Be keeping baseball stats sitting there, scrolling out things he sees on tv. Analytics. Good Gerbers. Like he needs more Gerbers. Get it?

[Brady]

Huge.

[Brett]

I am fascinated. I don't know what I'd do if I saw one of those in the wild.

[Brady]

Did they ever figure out what the trend was?

[Brett]

None. Just talk shows. I can't imagine that the fat baby trend went away. We lost interest. They overdid it. Maury overdid it. And every day you'd tune in. And that was before the. You're not the fathers. It was fat babies. Fat babies. And you know who gave me an std. And then Maury used to do a thing every couple weeks where it would be a. Can you guess? The tranny? Everything Maury did was bad. But he'd have a beauty contest and he, like, two at a time would come out and they'd sit and they'd have. And then the audience goes, which one do you think is a man? And the audience would go, oh. And then it would be the other side. And everybody'd go, oh, we screwed that up. And then he just. We'll be back with two more. And then sometimes they were both men.

[Brady]

That messed the woman up more than anything.

[Brett]

Yes. And I. That's what I always wondered. I'm like, how about the girl who's in the contest? And sometimes you weren't sure because of her. Like, that looks a little dudish. And then, you know, you go through the audience go, why do you think the one on the right is a man? Got an abnormal apple. Got an Adam apple. You can't have no Adam apple if you're a woman, Right? That's right. Probably. We'll see you in a few weeks. On the next episode. Why do you think it's. Well, cut their leg. Look at her legs, man. The legs are just boxy. Boxing women ain't boxy.

[Brady]

Shoulders.

[Brett]

Yeah, you got them big shoulders and the boxy, boxy hips. That's. That's a. That's a man. Man. And then they'd be like, all right. And it would be wrong. And they just listened to the audience point out all your flaws as a person and you were an actual woman. I am a little. I'm a little boxy. Oh, my. On the right. Oh, I thought that was a dude. I thought that was. I thought that was my man. You told me she ain't got a dick. That's right. God damn. Or your show's the best on tv. Ain't no question. No. Second since Sally Jesse got involved and she had giant fat babies on and transvestites. And then Jerry. All of them. And then we lost interest and then fat babies went off into the. But if I was ever at, like, you know, the store Safeway and somebody walked by with one of those babies, I would be. I would. I would feign interest at first. I've already got it all mapped out. Like, oh, he's adorable. I don't mean that. Look at him. How old is he? He ain't gonna believe it. No. How old is this little angel? Two, three? He's 11 months. Oh, my God. He's one of them. He's a cow. It's just, I. I would. I'd want to pick it up, I'd want to mush it around. I wanna. I wanna throw stuff and let it chase it and bring it back. I think that's what babies do. Incredible. Fat babies are back. £33. My God. And evidently in China, there's a whole rash of them going on too. There's like 10 or 11 there that have jumped over the 30 pound mark in a year and a half. Like, this is not a. So we're back. We just need talk shows to come back. The good news is that we've got the Internet. The bad news is AI is going to make it. So we're not sure what's real and what's not because there was a lot going on this weekend with AI that started to confuse. We're getting weird again with AI. It started fun with Stephen Hawking and Hitler and them doing stuff. And now Bob Ross, they gave him a sexy porn body. Well, they're teaming them up. That's fine. And then the one where Charles Manson snuck up on Mr. Rogers.

[Brady]

I haven't seen that.

[Brett]

Oh, it's fantastic. Mr. Rogers. What the. Charlie. And then they start laughing and they're having time in their lives.

[John]

You see Mr. Rogers and Easy E drinking.

[Brett]

Yeah. Having 40s. Yep, yep. That's good. But then the one that disturbed me was, oh, the weirdos have gotten control. Bob Ross had, like, Kim Kardashian's lower half and he's in Heels and tight jeans.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

Yeah. Now we're starting to play where the wild things are with our AI people. So a matter of time before we start having Mr. Rogers. Absolutely plowing sexy Bob Ross.

[Brady]

One friend of mine's, like, I would tell my son, man, start making these.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. No, don't do it because you're gonna create. Create a weirdo who's gonna make Mr. Rogers have sex with Stephen Hawking if he had a sexy lower end. If you could get Stephen Hawking on a Kylie Jenner's lower half, I would struggle not tugging it to that because I mean hilarious and visually pleasing if you keep your eyes in the right spot. Anyway, AI is great. Fat babies, I'm gonna get confused by. But I swear, if you've got a giant, if you've got one of those, please, if you know someone who's got one, please bring it to me. I need to see it. I need to touch it.

[Brady]

Maybe J. Hud will start having some big babies on Minister Hudson.

[Brett]

Why would she have giant?

[Brady]

She has a talk show.

[Brett]

Oh, I see what you're saying. I thought she was gonna have one for us. I thought it was just bigoted towards her being a larger woman at one point. Are there any. Well, Ellen's gone. Kelly Clarkson.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

Drew Barrymore.

[Brett]

Drew's got that. But they kind of focus on celebrities. Yeah, we need everyday Joes up there with their giant fat kids. I mean, I want record breakers. I want that 50 pound 6 month old just rolling around up there and have that. Dr. Maury used to always act like he was concerned. He brought a doctor out to tell you what could go wrong with it. This kid's heart's gonna stop in like an hour. He's fine. No, he isn't. He is. He's not. Yes, he is. We'll be right back. That's essentially what the whole show was. Oh, I loved it. But if you've got a fat, giant, awful baby, it's so much better than the regular ones. I've never once found a baby attractive. That's not true. There's been like three or four and I'll tell you, I'm like. And rarely if. Here's what I. Here's what you have to know about me. If I don't say anything about your baby, good or bad, it's ugly. If I tell you it's good looking, it's good looking. I'm like, that's a good looking baby. I've said that maybe three times in my entire life. I remember Kirby came Out weird. But she had great hair. They all come out weird. They're only pretty to the parents. That thing Toledo gave birth to Alex, that was one of the creepiest aliens I've ever seen. I was too. No, babies are good looking. And then occasionally one comes out that could be like a little baby food model stick out. Yeah, Jenna Ackerman up there at Tactical Black, she gave birth to that first one. I looked at that. I'm like, this is a beautiful baby. And I never say that. And I'm not lying if I say the words, oh, a baby. It's hideous. I'm speaking for everyone. Isn't it adorable? No, it's not. It's a baby. Hopefully someday, I think. I think when parents look at their ugly babies and say, isn't it cute? They're just kind of wishing it into existence that someday maybe it will. Because they know deep down, you know when you got an ugly one. I was that. So it's not like I'm coming at this from some sort of a hoity toity position. You see pictures of me as a baby. Two things I know. First off, I had my dad's nose at birth. Second, my mom was tight as a drum because I was a cone head. She squeezed the life out of that head of mine. I mean, it thing, that thing was a tube. It was horrible. I was, I was completely pointed on top. I don't know how that thing ever registered back to normal, but I was flattened out. Yeah, it came like back to a normal skull. Not sure. I never had helmets. They didn't have those back then. Initial pictures of me. I mean, it was weird. And I'm sure people said, oh, he's adorable. I was fat, I was misshapen, awful. And not a lot's changed. I just had a normal shaped skull, which is shocking. So I know as a former ugly, horrible looking baby, I can tell you I know what. I know what they look like and I know how to respond. Oh, you've got a baby. That's how you know. I think your kid is just hard to stomach. I'd rather watch Brett's videos than look at your baby doing stuff. But if I say it's good looking, it's good looking. If you've got one of those fat giant ones, I'm in heaven. I might start crying. I might finally get it. Why you want one?

[John]

I want.

[Brett]

Would love to have one of these Sharpay babies. It's not a Sharpie. Was it Chow then? What's the dad? I like this. What sired you stop it. This is Todd, my husband. No, this did not happen. What? What made this.

[Brady]

It is amazing what the babies eventually develop into. Like, when you first see him, like how in the world that's going to be.

[Brett]

It's people, but not at first.

[Brady]

Six feet tall.

[Brett]

And sure, maybe some of them are just gonna die of heart attacks or they stay or they never grow. That should be a disease. Why didn't God come up with that one? He's got permanent babyitis. What does that mean? Dr. Syndrome is going to be an infant for the rest of his life. But his brain will develop. Oh, no. It's the worst. He's always going to be a baby. Then we'd have to be careful. One in 500,000, and one of those things would come trotting in here at all. £12 of them. All right, who's the one who up? The app contest? Oh, sorry, boss. It would be the boss baby. It would be the Alec Baldwin movie. Oh, if you've got a giant fat one, though, please show me that. And you know it. Don't be embarrassed. We'll be the talk show that does that. And I'll just ask all the questions, and I'll have a doctor here, and we'll do an EKG and everything to make sure that it's like, he is in bad shape. And there's nothing about your baby's heart that's going through good things. If it's 33 pounds in a year and a half, it's hypertension, blood pressure issues. It's a mess. And I want to touch it. I want to touch it right in the forehead. Watch him roll over.

[Brady]

You never hear that. It'd be a good stat. Like in Arizona every year. What was the heaviest baby?

[Brett]

Yeah, they don't do that. We're all so focused on the hottest days. Where's the fattest kid? The fattest girl of 20, 25. Oh, this is very exciting. Ian Schwartz. Who is it? All right, that's my. The end impression. Here we go. By the way. Oh, by the way, Channel three and your news. You had a reporter yesterday in the morning, of course. They're driving around in the rain. Look. Look at this. And they're acting surprised. I'm like, you've got a weatherman within five feet of you. Quit acting like you didn't. And then one of the girls says, we're out here for a while. We don't know when it's gonna end, so we're gonna try to seek shelter. I'm like, you've got a meteorologist. What do you mean you don't know when it's gonna end? There's no way of telling that.

[Brady]

I think it was five. I was watching. The guy had the worst boots on. He had rain boots on.

[Brett]

He's standing in the puddle.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

She kept pointing out. It's like there's. This is all just a crapshoot on figuring out when it's going to be over. And then let's throw it back to Paul Horton. And Paul Horton goes. Paul Horton starts every sentence, no matter what. If he eulogizes, you'd start with, hey, whoa, buddy. That's how he starts every sentence with, whoa, buddy. Whoa, buddy. Hey, sorry for your loss. But, yeah, he started to talk about, like, taking guesses at when it was going to end. Couldn't have been more wrong. All day long, it's going to rain till 11 or 12. Stop and then come back at 5. None of that happened. And then it's going to rain all night long. Hour, maybe some thunder, nothing. Terrible job and executed beautifully by the Asian reporters. That there's absolutely no. And that's the worst idea they ever had. The Asian woman. Woman was out driving around in the rain. That was about to be its own news story. We sent her out there, shot the weather.

[Richard]

I swear.

[Brett]

Not sure what kind of Asian she is, but she's behind the wheel and it is dangerous. Where are you? I'm on the 202. All right, be warned, Phoenix.

[John]

Avoid the 202 at all costs.

[Brett]

Not so much. The rain you need to worry about. We sent our Asian reporter out there driving.

[Brady]

First break. She's upside down.

[Brett]

It's the rain, I swear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, check in with her in a minute. That thing ain't. She's probably still making it go. Yeah. Herb, great quote. There's no way of knowing when this is going to end. Let's send it over to Paul. Whoa, buddy. Whoa, buddy. Yeah. Paul is the hap. Like you could steal from him. Give me all your money. Whoa, buddy. And he's reaching out to Cardinals. Are we tailgating?

[John]

It's like Gruden doing the weather.

[Brett]

Tell you what, man. Having a good time with you right now. It's raining. You're a weatherman. Why are you surprised? I don't know, man. It's a lot of. A lot of rain.

[Brady]

I love this.

[Brett]

You should have known.

[Brady]

That's coming in.

[Brett]

Yeah. Got a front coming in, man. Look at it coming down. Whoa, buddy. Paul's out at the car wash. Whoa, buddy. He Woe buddies, everything. I've met him a couple times. He's super nice. Imagine what he said. Hi. Ian Schwartz said, oh, this is Paul Horton. I work with him. And I said, I know Paul Horton. Whoa, buddy. That's how he said hello. And then from there on, I noticed that everyone he talks to starts with woah, buddy. And he's. He's actually quite endearing. It's almost hypnotic. But for him to 2 inches of rain at Sky Harbor. Whoa, buddy. Like, you're a weatherman. Why are you surprised by that? That should have been like, yeah, I nailed it. I want a weatherman who goes, nailed that. Remember yesterday? I want a guy who's doing it like the brackets in March called it. And then replay yesterday's thing. This is me yesterday. Look, it's gonna be like an inch and a half rain for Phoenix.

[Brady]

Who told you it was gonna rain?

[Brett]

Nail that. Who told you? Who told you exactly how much to me not woe buddy over on channel three, me. Here's clips of me yesterday. I would like a weatherman that would do that. All right, let's take a look at yesterday's report and see how I did. This is say, whoa, buddy. Oh, there's. That's. That. That is not far off. Somebody just sent a picture of me as a baby, and that is fairly accurate. I wasn't that happy, though. When I first started shaving my head, my mom cried. Not because. Well, I mean, every time she looked at me, she cried a little bit. She goes, you look like you did when you were a baby. I'm like, that's not good. That isn't good at all. All right, you can still throw that word money in the app. Take it in the app contest. Only apps. So if you haven't downloaded the app, download it, jump through the hoops, click on the thing, and it gives you each hour. You can pile in your word and we'll have another word right on time at eight every hour, on the hour. And we're almost done with this one. A couple more minutes, right?

[Richard]

Couple more minutes.

[Brett]

So 7:40. That.

[Brady]

Don't.

[Brett]

Shut up.

[Richard]

Don't use the feedback feature in the app.

[John]

See, I told you.

[Brady]

Why would you bring that up?

[Richard]

People are doing. I posted on our Facebook page exactly how to do it with the form and everything. So go there. If it's not on the form, you're not qualified.

[Brett]

Thank you. Thank you. Just go to the app, download the.

[Brady]

If I entered, you could enter.

[Brett]

Turn up your speakers as loud as you can. Yeah, that's True. Brady can do it. You guys should do it without problems.

[Richard]

Did you get in?

[Brady]

I did.

[Brett]

It took a second, but he got it.

[Richard]

Great.

[Brady]

Just had to film my head.

[Richard]

Now the Bobs are gonna wonder why you're in Brady.

[Brett]

One an hour. Was he on headphones, sir? Idiots. Anyway, what do you got on the big board of musical treats there, friendo?

[John]

Sorry, I was trying to find Paul Horton's. Whoa, buddy.

[Brett]

Whoa, buddy. Yeah, I've got it. It's perfect, by the way. It's a perfect impression. Let's turn to Paul with the weather. Whoa, buddy. Free time. Let's go out to Paul at the. He's tailgating with Cardiffs. Whoa, buddy. He's. Whoa, buddy. King.

[John]

All right.

[Brett]

Wake up song brought to you by, of course, Action ride Shop.

[John]

And man, the weather's nice. Go out there and tear it up on the trails and all that mud and just.

[Brett]

Just glorious.

[John]

Be great.

[Brett]

Well, buddy, rent one of those bikes with big fat tires like I've got the. The pivot makes a fat less. It's les. You haven't ridden until you've ridden in snow or mud with these things can.

[John]

Roll through and over everything, blow through.

[Brett]

It and you make a mess. It's awesome.

[John]

And Action Ride Shop has them. Yeah, two locations right there in Gilbert Road and Southern, of course, power Road and McDowell.

[Brett]

Actionrideshop.com.

[John]

All right. On the list, Pink Floyd money. You knew that was going to come up. A velvet revolver, Stone sour Doobie Brothers. What a fool believes for the Cardinals fans. Anthrax Indians because of today.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. There you go.

[John]

You want to do that?

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. Because it's. Yeah. Or it's either that or Slayer. We got. No, let's do.

[John]

Okay.

[Brett]

Raining blood. Yeah, Slayer's good. All right.

[John]

I'm gonna Slayer for it.

[Brett]

Huh?

[John]

I'm with stupid for the Bob's.

[Brett]

Oh, no. We'd play that every day. They're morons. But we're trying to give you money and so you know it's all in good. Good intentions, we'll say. Trying to give you some money. So pay attention. The first few are going to be confusing. Then once we get this thing down, I'm sure we'll switch it. But as of now, it's awesome. So get on the app, only listen through speakers and yeah. The word right now for two more minutes is money. And then at 8 o', clock, we'll have another one. Get into the. We're indoctrinating.

[Brady]

I'm ready.

[Brett]

Brady can do it. Brady can do it. You can do it. If Brady can high jump, you can high jump. We'll make it right. Happy Indigenous Peoples Day. Native Americans. This one's for you. It's Slayer. You're right. Who's your. Who's your buddy? Hey, buddy. Wow. Buddy. It's raining blood. It's 98. It's out of control now. Morning sickness. 98 KUPD. All right. There you go, Ramstein. All right. It's 8 o'. Clock. That means it's time for another opportunity for you to take our money. You can take it in the app. You must go to the 98KUPD app. Or.

[John]

Don'T email me.

[Brett]

Should I say. Yeah, don't email Brett and don't use the text. You can also web stream so you can have it on your computer app.

[John]

Toledo gave full instructions on her Facebook. So if you're confused, just go there.

[Brett]

98Kupd.Com or you can go to the Facebook page. But do it in the app. Do it in the app. I say Today the. The 8am Word is rock. Go to your app. Put in rock. Why? Why, John? Why would I do such a thing? Well, if you do this all the time, you're going to qualify for a chance to win a thousand dollars. Every week, we're just gonna give somebody a thousand bucks just for playing along. So every hour we'll tell you a word. Top of the hour. We do it. We do another one at nine. Fit starts over at two. He does one every hour on the hour. You got 40 minutes to type the word rock in. And then we'll try again at nine. And then at the end of the day, we draw somebody from everybody who participated. Is that how it works? And then you. Every hour, do we draw somebody? I guess we would. We draw.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Eight a day. And you get into that whole thing. Or nine a day. Sorry, not today. Eight a day today. Nine starting tomorrow. Perfect it. 44 winners this week, which is exactly as we planned. You hop on board that thing, maybe get yourself a grand in your pocket. We've got money for you and we want you to take it in the app. Hop on that thing. I got it together. See, it's already rolling. Brett. It's a little explanation to start. A little? Yeah. No, it was real simple. Yeah. Nothing to it. Well, listen to the radio. Why bother with that? We got a big old flamethrower of a hundred thousand watts. Let's ignore that. Let's do other stuff. The Future Title 1. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that Only Brady knows. It's called the Brady Report and it's brought to you by all pro shade allprochade.com having the beautiful shade when these sunny days come out. And it is now perfect outside. Perfect outside for outdoor TV watching. You got a patio that you're not using because it's got too much sunlight or just doesn't have a very good setup. Well, they can put up all sorts of things. I got this east west situation. They'll put up a. A shade for that. They'll put it overhead, they'll put it on the sides. They'll block the glare. If you want to build an outdoor room, all you got to do is get these guys over to your house and have them start explaining exactly how easy it can be. They've done it for years because they're the best in the business. All prochet.com is where you go. Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Richard]

Hello world.

[Brett]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy national no bra day.

[Brett]

Not wearing one now. And of course, some of you, yes, all about that. How you doing? Happy indigenous people's days. What are you doing tonight, Brett? You're gonna have a meal, watching the.

[John]

Game and drinking sambuca.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, the Bears are on tonight. Oh, this is glorious. So you're gonna drink that terrible sambuca. Loving it.

[John]

Horrible moment of it.

[Brett]

Horrible crap.

[Brady]

Maybe have some sausage and peppers.

[Brett]

Don't ever do that voice again. It looked painful. That looked like he was gonna die. I wish we had a camera on. Just.

[Brady]

You have that.

[Brett]

No, I know. It's a killer. That's when you said that. It actually looked painful. Anyway, are you gonna have sausage and peppers?

[John]

Probably gonna make that Might hit the Falcos after. After the show for some lunch.

[Brett]

Are they open? Yeah. Really? Oh, they gotta.

[John]

They gotta honor us.

[Brett]

So of course the Falco should be closed today. It's like a bank for Indigenous People's Day. Yeah, no, absolutely. Anyway, happy former Columbus Day. No to the people who raped and pillaged indigenous peoples. And then it's their day too. How insulting is it to switch Columbus Day to the people he raped today? This has been a screwed up mess from the beginning. And again, no offense to Brett, Columbus didn't discover anything.

[John]

We just made it better.

[Brett]

No, he didn't discover it. He never got here. He never set foot on the United States.

[John]

You don't know. You weren't there.

[Brett]

I do know.

[John]

No, you don't.

[Brett]

It's Paper himself. No, he made it over to the Caribbean. No, no. A couple islands over there.

[John]

Florida has beautiful down there.

[Brett]

Oh, I think I'm in India. Why do you say that? I don't know. Indians. Did you just name them that? Sure. And by the way, in his day, there weren't Indians. India he created was called Hindustan. They created them. He made it up a word. Yeah. If he was the one who did it so good.

[Brady]

And he was like, you gotta come check this out.

[Brett]

Gigantic baby.

[Brady]

So.

[Brett]

Well, that would have been awesome if they had those things floating around the. The great. I watched a special on that this weekend when they were talking about how calling Indians is not a slur because it was never what you think it was. Hindustan was when that was what the name of that area was. And they're like, so calling Indians Indians has never been an insult because there weren't people from India. Now if that was later put on, I don't know how that ever started. Oh, it was. Oh, they did. They did mention that. It's because in Spanish, it's like ndios of something, like with God. So Indians turned into. From their endios. Blah, blah, blah. It was like Indians.

[John]

So clever. From discover cards. Okay with it.

[Brett]

He didn't care. He was. He's Hindi. He doesn't. He's not Indian. He's Indian. Anyway. Happy, confused, white.

[John]

Let's go with that. Let's go with that. Yeah, that's probably the best.

[Brett]

Because Columbus never really did anything. Oh, he didn't. Oh, he didn't. When he went back to Spain, they're like, you're an idiot. Oh, Italy didn't want anything to do with him. I don't know why. You good? They. They kicked him out. The history of Columbus ain't pretty. We named like every city in the world after him for a little while. He didn't do anything.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Brett]

Oh, that's why they. They should do it that way. Yeah, he didn't do anything. But congratulations. Thanks people, for surviving. I don't know what you've done. Never won a war anyway. Brady, go ahead.

[Brady]

Couple of basis fun facts. Linus from the Peanuts comic strip was named after Charles Schultz classmate Linus Marr.

[Brett]

Huh.

[Brady]

They remain close friends until Charles death 2000.

[Brett]

That usually kills a friendship.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

That'S pretty. They usually met aren't your friends anymore. Well, he died up and died on me and won't return my calls. I think I'm done with them.

[John]

Selfish prick.

[Brady]

They met for coffee at Snoopy's home ice skating rink in Santa Rosa, California.

[Brett]

Were they gay? Are you implying that Charles Schultz may have been homosexual?

[Richard]

Sounds like It.

[John]

That happens.

[Brady]

Flaming.

[Brett]

Hey. What? Wouldn't you be upset if your friend got famous? And like, I bet you know that weak character that has the security blanket. Yeah, that's based on you. Oh, you dick.

[Richard]

Yeah, you should see what I think about the other kid. Yeah, he's all dirty.

[Brett]

Remember Pig Pen? Remember? Remember Timmy?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

When you see what I drew there. And Charlie Brown, the loser. That's me.

[Brady]

When Ian Fleming finished his first James Bond novel, he celebrated by buying himself a gold plated typewriter.

[Brett]

Cool.

[Brady]

At least 70% of the world has brown eyes. Only 2% have green eyes.

[Brett]

But everybody has one brown eye, guaranteed. Well, take it in the app. Not all of them. I guess that's true. Because I did see that lady at Bob Evans in Toledo, Ohio, with no lower half, eating like there was no tomorrow. No idea where it was going or how it was coming out. But Toledo and I both watched that. Look, look, look, look. Me, my friend Steve and Toledo sat at a Bob Evans. Because you and Steve were both like, you gotta eat at one of these if you're gonna be in Toledo. Horrible Denny's. And it was made worse by the half a human that rolled in and sat on the table next to us and crushed French toast. Crushed it. And I just kept saying, what happens next? Where's that go and how's it come out? No bags.

[Richard]

No bags.

[Brett]

She's in a dress.

[Brady]

Side eye.

[Brett]

No, we analyzed. Yeah, all of us.

[Richard]

She was on like a wheeled stool.

[Brett]

It was like a wheeled office chair. Yeah. Nothing attached to her. And I mean nothing. Not even like a Keep it Alive monitor.

[Richard]

Nope.

[Brett]

Looked at her hands. Brady. Not even callous. She didn't even do that weird monkey hand walk. Just in the office chair. Wasn't electric. Don't know how that was moving, to be honest with you, because it wasn't like she could reach down and spin the wheels.

[Brady]

That's a good point.

[Richard]

I never thought about that.

[Brett]

You just got to there and then she sat at the table and fired down like six slices of French toast like there was no tomorrow. Hit the sausage. And I'm like, is she worried about her digestive tractor? Oh, she doesn't have one. Where does it go? Cut off.

[John]

Where?

[Brett]

Toledo. Would you agree? Directly under the lungs. Probably about six ribs gone. She was here to head foot and a half. Yeah.

[Richard]

Top of the pelvis, maybe.

[Brett]

Maybe. No, it was way higher than that. She was missing ribs. She was sitting on ribs.

[Richard]

I don't know.

[Brett]

She was sitting on ribs.

[John]

So, like the clientele, like Texas grill type people Or Bob Evans.

[Richard]

Evans is like upscale Denny's.

[Brett]

Upscale. It's Texas Grill. Okay. Bob. Texas Grill is Bob Evans. After dark. It's nocturnal. Bob Evans.

[John]

Okay.

[Brett]

Disgusting human beings either. No.

[John]

So, yeah, okay. One of the same.

[Brett]

Cracker Barrel looks at Bob Evans, goes, ugh. How ghost.

[Brady]

Who invited them?

[Brett]

Who invited the rubes? Yeah. Cracker Barrel looks at Bob Evans like, I would never.

[Brady]

A new report looked into which vehicles birds poop on the most. Is it totally random?

[Brett]

According to the report, it's totally random.

[Brady]

Birds tend to hit brown vehicles the most, followed by red and black and white and silver cars ranked the lowest.

[Brett]

White ones, you don't know half the time.

[Brady]

Researchers say the birds detect ultraviolet and they can have enhanced color vision compared to humans. So darker colors might stand out more, seem like prime targets.

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

Also, shiny surfaces can act like mirrors reflecting a bird's image. So during mating season, territorial birds may think their reflection is arrival, leading to repeated attacks.

[Brett]

At the same time, they crap on the rival. That's never happened. It's never been seen. Nope. That has never happened. And don't do that right now.

[Richard]

We're waiting.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

We expected.

[John]

No, no. I was waiting for a one liner.

[Brady]

But as for the brands that get hit the most, Ram is supposedly the number one most bird pooed on. Jeep is second, followed by Chevrolet, Nissan. It's where you park Dodge.

[Brett]

If you park under a tree, it gets crapped on. If you don't, it doesn't.

[Brady]

Overall, Americans, 24% of Americans spend over 500 annually on car washes and repairs related to bird droppings. Come on. With testelling out the most, it's not.

[Richard]

Because we're not watching it.

[Brett]

It's just bird poop. That study brought to you by down syndrome because the only person that would listen to it has down syndrome. Enjoy. Tylenol.

[Brady]

Last Thursday. Dinesh Kumar.

[Brett]

You're coming in kind of hot today. Is anybody else hearing this? You're popping a lot of, like, you're gur. In your words.

[Brady]

Brutal. Okay, this guy was asleep, and his wife came in with a pot of hot oil and dumped it on his face. And then sprinkled chili powder.

[Brett]

Oh, this is AI in real life. What the.

[Richard]

Is she the inspiration for Saw?

[Brett]

You're not allowed to ask this if it's a man doing it to a woman. But you are if it's a woman doing it to a man. What did he do?

[Brady]

He said he woke up and standing over and was the wife with the hot oil.

[Brett]

What did he do, though? What was her name? And how old was she?

[John]

And how old was she?

[Brady]

He's 28 years old.

[Brett]

He's 28?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

It couldn't have been that different.

[John]

21, man. Still.

[Brett]

Yeah. And she was how old? The hot oil lady?

[Brady]

Around the same age.

[Brett]

You're guessing.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You don't know.

[John]

He's got some skinny squish on the side.

[Brett]

Something happened. Oh, yeah. Isn't it funny? We can victim shame that guy and assume he did something wrong, but if it was a woman who got hot oil poured on her face and we'd say, what did she do? You could lose your job. What did she do to deserve that? Oh, my God. She's a woman who. She was abused. But when a guy does it, we're all kind of even. Guys are kind of like, what'd he do?

[Brady]

She thought it was cheating.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. We knew that. We just got to figure out with what was he? That's the bigger thing. Thought he was and he was are two different things.

[Brady]

He wasn't. He wasn't able to answer.

[Brett]

Yeah. Because he was covered in hunger. Wow, man. What? You know what's good about that is that A, she stopped the cheating and B, she's available. She's really. She's made it so much better for her future relationships. Having poured hot oil and cayenne pepper on a man's head.

[Brady]

I got a four year old daughter too, so.

[Brett]

Well, yeah, you're gonna.

[Brady]

Yeah, that'll come with some luggage.

[John]

But she's a beast.

[Brett]

Yeah. Oh, I bet she's huge. I bet after the baby she got.

[John]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

He started to bone the. The girl that you look like she used to.

[John]

Yep.

[Brett]

And then he got hot oiled and we as men are like, hey, shouldn't have done that, dude. That's the risk you run with those crazy broads. But when a broad gets hot oil poured on her head, it's just a psychopath guy.

[John]

She should have dropped that baby weight too. So I'm giving him a little leeway here too.

[Brett]

Four years.

[Richard]

Exactly.

[John]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett]

On Instagram.

[John]

This has been open that long?

[Brett]

Exactly. On Instagram. I said, see, like these four week tai chi programs and everybody's ripped. Hop on it, chunks.

[Brady]

Got a dude in Oregon named Peter Higginbotham. He had his 1996 Toyota Camry hot wired and stolen last year.

[John]

You should thank them.

[Brett]

Same girl. What year was it?

[Brady]

96. 29 year old car.

[Brett]

I would feel me on the side of it.

[Brady]

And it wasn't the picture of health. It even Had a bumper sticker that said, the book value of my car is one Baja Blast.

[Brett]

Well, that's what State Farm told him. Yes. Oh, State Farm. Can I help you? My car's been stolen. All right. Your policy number. Just tell you. My name's Jeff. I got a 96 Toyota. Oh, yeah. Okay. We'll send you your soda. What? Check it out. Blue book value, one blueberry Blast. Half drank.

[Brady]

About a month later, the car and its thief turned up and the vehicle was a mess. The insurance company. Totaled. Should have been totaled when he's paid out seventeen hundred dollars. Peter asked for the judge to drop the charges against the lady who stole the car in exchange marriage for a Mountain Dew Blast. Baja Blast.

[Brett]

The guy makes a lot of good decisions in life.

[Brady]

He wanted to honor the bumper sticker.

[Brett]

Yeah, he's good.

[Brady]

The judge eventually agreed, but she poured hot oil. He got his Baja Blast. He didn't like it. He said it. Not a big soda guy. It was a little citrusy. Citrusy. A little bit pineappley. But he goes, I wanted to hold.

[John]

To the Mountain Dew.

[Brett]

Yes. But he got his insurance money. He just didn't want to put that lady in jail for stealing it. Making a bad decision.

[Brady]

Instead of jail, give me a Baja Blast.

[Brett]

All right. That's nice.

[Brady]

Marinating meat is a life changer. Marinating meat can cut its cancer risk by 90%. Research shown that grilling or cooking anything on high temperature creates compounds that are carcinogenic.

[Brett]

Look at this.

[Brady]

Meaning. So the recent study found that marinated meat first can neutralize those compounds. It's too late to lower your risk by 90%.

[Richard]

Notice the stories. He gets through clean.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, lower your risks. 90%. Starting.

[Brady]

Just have to marinate your meat for at least 40 minutes.

[Brett]

In what?

[Brady]

Using herbs, spices, and some sort of acid. Common ones are like vinegar, wine. Oh, lemon juice.

[Brett]

Not hydraulic. Okay. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Richard]

People are asking for you to give the word out again.

[Brett]

It's Rock. I think.

[Richard]

Yes, I believe that is correct.

[Brett]

Yeah, Rock. Take it in the app. Rock. Don't text it.

[Brady]

I'm in.

[Brett]

Yeah, I'm in, too. I'm already set up for next hour because I've got. I got a head start on Ollie. I got all the words.

[John]

Son of a. Here they come again.

[Brett]

I know. Well, they'll figure it out. Day one. Give them a break.

[John]

Unbelievable.

[Brett]

Or pour hot oil on their faces.

[John]

Yeah, do that.

[Brett]

You can't figure out that drives me nuts. That's that thing you poured. You know, you can't say she was asking for it. But women will do that. Like, she know that guy got hot oil poured on his face. A woman's first reaction is, what'd he do? Like, that shouldn't matter. Nothing as bad as that. Well, you shouldn't. You shouldn't step out like that, get hot oil. It's reasonable to a lot of them that that's like a good. But again, a woman. Dude pours hot oil on a broad's face, burns her up, turns her into a hot tamale for a couple hours and he goes to jail. She might not.

[Richard]

John, I'm hearing it too. Ask Brady to say the word vehicle. He says it with extra emphasis. He's got the H this morning.

[Brett]

You're hitting him hard today. I noticed that. I was, like, hungry, angry. Yeah, maybe that's it. And then you knew that story about meat causing cancer.

[Brady]

Very important.

[Brett]

It is. Take it from Brady. We got cancer from meat.

[Brady]

Probably got a couple of radio videos. First one's a little carpool karaoke.

[Brett]

Okay. Oh, God.

[Richard]

Is that what you're calling it?

[Brett]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

Yeah, exactly what it is.

[John]

It's gonna be a gem.

[Brett]

Is this. This is gonna be. Is this from the talk show? No, no. Oh, Jesus. It's a. Mentally or. Christ on a bicycle. What is. Is a major league deformed human being. This is the dude who got oil poured in his faces. Ride to the hospital. He is a mess. What does he have? Well, first he got lip injections. Way too far. Well, it's the lip injections make his teeth look bad. Brady.

[John]

John J's buttocks.

[Brett]

John J's got us. Somebody needs to talk to John J. Did one of Dunham's puppets come to life? Because that's kind of right. It's from Brady's.

[Richard]

One of Brady's Islamic websites. So you do the translations and all the comments are. May God heal you.

[Brady]

Too late.

[Brett]

It's too late. Stop worrying about that.

[Brady]

God willing.

[Brett]

God made him.

[Richard]

May Allah heal and heal you. Lord of the worlds.

[Brett]

I was laughing this morning. I told Brady I was reading the story and I started to giggle. What is it? And I was like, oh, I just find it hysterical. I saw a story and it's a sad story. A family lost their home through fire, Right? And in the story they say, oh, the. I know. Well, it's funny because he knows the ending and how I reacted to it. So I'm like. He goes, what's so funny? I'm like, that's some family lost their house in a fire. Jeez. Like, no, no, it's okay, because a good Samaritan went by, and they caught him on ring cam, and they want to know who it was because he helped save them. And then they asked the guy whose house it is, and he goes, the only thing remaining after the fire was a picture of the family that hung above the fireplace. Which proves there's a Jesus. No, it doesn't. If that was. Look, what proves there's a Jesus is if, like, Jesus goes, whoa. Everybody up. Everybody up. Your house on fire. I'm sorry I did this.

[Richard]

Otherwise, Jesus is just a prankster.

[Brett]

This is my fault. If Jesus wanted to prove himself and he had to burn your house down and the only thing you had left was a picture. Jesus is an arsonist. No, no, no. That's what he wanted us. He wanted us to have a burned down house and remind us that family's the most important thing. Could have left a note.

[Brady]

Maybe that was the only picture of the family he had.

[Brett]

Okay. Could have left a note.

[Brady]

God saved it.

[Brett]

Could have left a note. If you don't start following me, I'm gonna burn your house down. I'm like, oh, Jesus. That's right. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, Jesus. Consider yourself warned.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

Sorry about that, bud. Whoa, buddy.

[Brady]

The next one is take off the story. The last story I had. Marinate your meat. You also need to marinate your grubs before you eat.

[Brett]

Oh, these bugs. These things are huge.

[Brady]

Huge.

[Brett]

Oh, God. She's going right in. She's just rubbing around some sort of vinegar and popping them right. Just swallowing her weird foreign face. Oh, shoot your mouth closed. Toledo's heading there next summer. We have steak now. You don't have to eat them alive anymore. Oh, what is. Why do you chew like that? Oh, God.

[Brady]

And then on our shirts, a decapitated teddy bear.

[Brett]

Yeah, I'd rather watch one of Brett's videos making the exact same noise. Stop pouring that dressing on there. You should hear what it sounds like when she's excited. Sexually similar.

[Brady]

Next one.

[Brett]

Are you eating grubs or having sex? Yes.

[Brady]

Guy lost to a train.

[Brett]

No, he's gonna try to. He's on a motorcycle and he's waiting for. Oh, no. Oh, it's on somebody's dash cam. Some dude dancing around on train tracks. Why are the colors.

[John]

Look like it's in Tron or something? It does look like the colors are so vivid. That's why I asked if it was a cartoon.

[Brett]

It's India. They're very vivid colors. Brady, you were gonna go to jail for whatever websites you're going to. Because these the songs. Enough are.

[Brady]

I'm rolling the dice.

[Brett]

You are definitely doing that. You know what you should start doing? Just eating meat again. Like, if this is worse, what you're doing is just say goodbye to that kidney because you're going to jail for this. Now. This is not better. We're in India again.

[Brady]

Street food for you, John.

[Brett]

Street food in Iran or Pakistan or something. Did he just pick his nose?

[Brady]

Yeah, you missed.

[Brett]

Did he just snot on his hand and reach into a snot rice? Listen to this. Oh, hand right into the bottom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That means, that means, that means bomb us today, please. Oh, God. He sneezes in his hand and it is a snot festival. Guy said, john, you just made me picture Jesus standing back there like Heisenberg. House burned down. Say my name. Jesus Christo. You're God damn right. See? Well, I have proven Jesus is real. Why? Because I've got a picture. What are you, Nickelback? Remember this photograph before Jesus burned down our house? But he left this photograph. I guess that's proof he's very real. Yeah, I'd be furious. Hey, I saved the picture.

[Richard]

Look, asshole.

[Brett]

What'd you do that for? Jesus. You could have put the fire out. But I saved the picture. I'm calling the police. You're going to jail. You're an arsonist. I could have put it out. I didn't. It's made a miracle around your fireplace. Ironic, huh? Jerk. Brett, walk away going, I don't want to be mean to him, but Jesus is a jerk. Standing there wanting credit for the picture. Where's the rest of my house? I'm. I'll be less than that. I'm so sorry for you people in Chandler who lost your home. If I were there, unlike Jesus, I'd have tried to save more than just a picture. I'd have gotten a hose. I guess that would have made me better than your guy. All right, go ahead.

[John]

All right, well then, no particular order today we're just gonna fire some off.

[Brett]

I hope we can play pause it and what happens next? Oh, no, not this one though. This is a factory now where this is going. It's a big hole in the ground. He looks like he's a few stories. I didn't see that happening. So the thing that's supposed to go and cover up the hole is some 10,000 pound cap and a dude's head is under it. Oh, my Lord. The whole floor. Is there no sound?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Where are those?

[Brady]

Oh, that's not a good press.

[Brett]

No, it's not. That can't be the most effective way to do whatever they're doing. We did a hole in the ground and then to drop a cap very fast. Clear.

[Brady]

Yeah, drop it.

[Brett]

Maybe we should use some pulleys. Oh, no, no, no. Just a drop in as hard as you can. I'll move. All right, surveillance from a crosswalk. They're in the people crosswalk. They heard a couple of hot rods walking down the street. Oh, this is not good. Two hot rods in the middle of the road. Cars and.

[John]

Let's get another view on it.

[Brett]

How did they not see that?

[Richard]

Or is it.

[Brett]

It does. Oh, they're just. Wow, man. Oh, Chevitz. That's a lot of car hitting them. Look both ways.

[John]

You know, look at the camera.

[Brett]

On the heels of that, at the top, in an effort to. Where is that?

[John]

Dr. Augusto de Toledo.

[Brett]

That's the street. Avenue. Dr. Augusto de Toledo. Dr. Toledo.

[Brady]

It might be in Barcelona.

[Brett]

Don't say it that way. On the heels of that, we are number one in the country for pedestrian deaths on the streets. Arizona is. So let that be a lesson to you to look both ways, like multiple.

[John]

Times, about some weekend boxing.

[Brett]

All right. Hot girl in her underwear. Hot girls punching a guy in the balls. This dude's got a severe package. And these girls have their gloves on. And all of them can throw. Yeah, none of them are. They're all coming from the hips. These are good punches right into this guy's sack. He's a luchador, and he's got his luchador mascot. And it just ends with his death. I think we just didn't pay attention to the fact the guy stopped breathing. Well, that's terrible, too.

[John]

All right. Oh, how about some more terrible?

[Brett]

All right. We're four floors up on a really crappy building. All right. Somebody in the window. I just.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

Jumped into the road. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, he's still alive. He's floating around. Well, he's temporarily, for a minute.

[Richard]

Was he moving?

[Brett]

Yeah, the cops were there, like. All right, Nothing to see here. Don't get closer. Click out of that. They are. Oh, here's a. Ah, this one's dumb, but all right.

[John]

Because I don't even know what even. They don't even know.

[Brett]

Load of naked people, men and women on a stage. And there are two lines, and they cover their genitals and as. And then they just keep re.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Rebuilding improv troop.

[Brett]

It looks like a. Oh, there's a big fat one. Does this ever end? It just never ends. They just keep recycling through the line. Nude. All right. That's all right. It was interesting.

[John]

And this one. We don't even know what this is.

[Brett]

All right. There's.

[John]

There's no real big fence.

[Brett]

Cigarettes in a butt and a vagina, and they're lining each cigarette. Cigarette stuffed in a B hole. Very clean. You got it. Why'd she just smoke it with her butts and her vagina? That's it.

[John]

Yeah, that's pretty much it. It's Monday. You know, we don't. And this guy's working one right behind her, too, though.

[Brett]

Yeah. There's a guy.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Who's into lung cancer. Can you get lung cancer that way? Or is that a more effective way to smoke?

[John]

So that's all we got today. Today's light.

[Brett]

I guess if you're gonna smoke and you worry about lung cancer, that's a way to get around it. You people. You people. Sorry your house burned down. Glad you saved that picture, John.

[Richard]

Did you look further into that story? That was payback for them finding him on a piece of toast.

[Brett]

You get a picture of me, I got a picture of you. We're even. I just don't get why people scream that out. I guess that proves there's a Jesus. And I'm like, in what way? Picture. I got a picture. You had that before? And a house.

[Brady]

Yeah. I thought at first it meant that the family got out in time or something.

[Brett]

They did.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Because of a Good Samaritan. But then they went back through the rubble and found that picture. And I would simply say to you, remember yesterday when you had this picture and a 1900 square foot dwelling that wasn't on fire? I think that's better than what you got now. And I wouldn't be giving anybody credit for this. Blame. The word you're looking for is blame.

[Brady]

Maybe he just wanted out of Chandler. Is that where it was?

[Brett]

Well, I burned my house down, but I'm not gonna start saying, I guess this proves there's a Jesus. I get to move now. Well, you could have moved before. Call Doug Hopkins, 1-800-cell now. It's easy anyway. It just made me giggle. And Brady was very kind as an audience. I just think it's funny when people like Jesus after tragedy. I guess this just proves there's Jesus.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I liked it better before I knew Jesus. When my house was here, I liked.

[Richard]

It a whole lot.

[Brett]

I liked it a whole lot better than it was. More than just a chimney and foundation. Yeah, we're all.

[Richard]

All those Palisades people. Hey, at least we got the family picture.

[Brett]

You found your brooch. That proves Jesus does it. Okay. And you know what I just found out last week? Palisades was arson.

[Brady]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Brett]

I didn't know that they arrested that kid. And I'm like, that was an arson thing. I know. I knew the other ones were probably. Man, he should go to jail forever. And they only had like a 20 year sentence on that. Burn 7,000 buildings now. Crazy. Anyway. Well, there you go. That. Oh, while you're not texting. Apping. What do I call this app? While you're on the app, taking it in the app. Rock is the word for another 10 minutes. Get on that at 9 o', clock, we'll do another one because we are tight with time. There goes your Brady report. It's 98. Holmberg's morning sickness. All right, here's how we're gonna run this, because we're all getting used to this new thing that we're forced to do here to give you guys cash. We're buying your love, and that's a great thing. Take it in the app. You're gonna be hearing that a lot. And the word for 8 o' clock is over. The word for 8 o' clock was rock. Okay, so then at 9 o', clock, I'm supposed to give you another word. But we don't run this show on time at all. If we were a train, we'd be out of business. We would never once be where we're supposed to be when we're supposed to be there. So in the interest of replaying the Guadalupe replay, which had a very fun moment with edgy Jimmy Fallon trying to get canceled. And Brady, who just before the Guadalupe squares ran, somehow managed to run a phone call all the way from Chandler Fashion Square at Bullfrog Spas while he was in the room because they scheduled it wrong. It was supposed to run later in the day and make you guys think new technology. Brady was on the phone. Wait, what? Well, he's not trusted to make just random phone calls in and run a one minute break. It's got to be timed. It would get out of hand. So we have to edit and tape those. They sound very real, but they are very unreal. Nothing. And we exposed it. So we made fun of the fact that Brady, in the commercial break before the Guadalupe squares was two places at once, according to the radio station you were listening to. It was very funny. And it also exposed us as liars. It's the worst thing about radio is when you get Caught in a huge lie. Which is why we try not to do too much of that nonsense, garbage, fake stuff, because you end up getting busted. But. So the word for 9 o' clock in the app contest is cash.

[Brady]

Cash.

[Brett]

Tell your friends C A S H. And it'll start right at nine. So in 15 minutes I can give you that, but you won't start it till nine. This is. I got to give it to you a little early. And then afterwards, when we come back, I'll do it again. So just remember that this is all you guys. At nine o', clock. It'll say, all right, wait till nine. And then put cash in the nine o' clock slot on your app and qualify to win that thousand dollars there too. We're handing money out. That's a good thing. But we got to try to stay on time. It's our first day. We'll try harder and fail tomorrow again. Fitz will take over this thing at 2 o' clock later today. So take it in the app. Cash right now. You get to write it down and then at 9 o' clock you can put it in. In the meantime, here's your Guadalupe replay from Friday. It's fun. It's 98. It's out of control now. Morning sickness. Morning sickness. All right, we are in the center of you guys taking it in the app. But a great email came in making it nuts. It says, dear John, I'm mildly retarded, self diagnosed. And entering the promo code in the app got easy. If I can do it, anyone can. So, yes, tell your bobs up there in radio land that they made a retard take it in the app this morning. And he was happy to do it. Well, that's the whole goal of this entire deal. Take it in the app. We've got cash. You take it in the app. And the word is cash for nine o'. Clock. It started right at nine. So if you want to get on that right now, you go to the app and you load up that little open promo code that's there for 9 o' clock with the word cash. And we'll pull qualifiers later today and then thousand dollars going out the door every week. We're gonna do this. It's just a non stop for the next few weeks. So get ready for it. Fit starts it again at 2. So it ends now for us. About 20 more minutes of writing cash in our app. Just download the app. That's all really. This is about. To be honest with you, we love buying your love, but this is just a way for us to show app listenership growth for our bosses who constantly talk about that thing. So if you could help us just by downloading it, that'd be great, too. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's all business. I'm not gonna act like this. You get a thousand. You might get a thousand or get a chance at it, but it really.

[Brady]

Is 1 in 44 this week.

[Brett]

That's right. 1 in 44. Because we missed an hour but already screwed one up. And let's just not shoot 1 in 44. We might do it again.

[Brady]

That's true.

[Brett]

Might be something else. One in around 44 this week. Somewhere in that area. So get ready for it. One helping us out is awesome. Let's get right to it, Brady. Save the day. All right, it's time now for what would brady do? Back last week, brett solved some problems. Got a little strange. No.

[John]

Come on.

[Brett]

Yeah, There's a lot of people getting killed.

[John]

Reality.

[Brett]

When. When what would. It was weird. Like we did. What would brett do? Once with brady out of town and immediately, like, carpet places wanted to sponsor it. Couldn't figure that out.

[John]

Working for the people there.

[Brett]

Carpeting kept showing up at the door. Roll them up, roll them up. Say, how you doing? Happy indigenous columbus day. You're welcome.

[John]

There was a lot of that.

[Brett]

That's exactly right. It's brought to you by our friends at mo money pawn. If you want to get on over there. Mo money pawns got mmp Guns inside as well. All the things you've ever wanted in your life are available there. And if they don't have it, they can get it. That is for sure. Especially at m. P. When you're looking at weapons and all the stuff that goes with that. MMP Guns. Mo Money Pond, 12th street in Indian School, doing your business for you. 1, 2. Get the third one printed up. Here we go. Are you ready, brady? Ready. All right. My mother calls my wife regularly to ask her if she can do the laundry because she's told me that she thinks my wife does a bad job. My wife and I talk about this a lot. I've never said it, but my mother is right. My wife and I have decided, you know what? Let's just let mom feel useful and let her do the laundry. I did this sort of passive aggressively. I can't tell my wife how much I think my mom does a better job. But I want to push this another direction. How do I get my mom to start cooking meals again instead of my wife? And it's signed vincent so happy Columbus Day, everybody. This is a very Italian. There's a very Italian boy question.

[Brady]

I know.

[Brett]

We get my mama to start cooking around the house to get my wife food. These stews, how does he parlay mama's boy? Yeah, he is. But if the food sucks and the laundry stinks, okay.

[Brady]

The cooking takes a little more time. But how hard can it be to mess up the laundry?

[Brett]

Oh, are you kidding? How many people do you smell with sour laundry clothes every day?

[John]

All dudes.

[Brady]

Okay. The fix.

[Brett]

It doesn't seem like people I know.

[Brady]

Right when they're done. But if she's forgetting to watching the game or something.

[Brett]

People are bad.

[Brady]

She's watching the game.

[Brett]

No, but people are bad at laundry. Some people are bad at it. I don't get it.

[Brady]

I think it's.

[Brett]

Some people are bad.

[Brady]

A correctable thing. I think fixing the laundry is easier than the cooking.

[Brett]

You do? Yeah, I think some people are just bad at laundry. Bad detergent.

[Brady]

If you wanted, you know, I would start off the cooking thing like simple, you know, simple. Just a handful of recipes instead of.

[Brett]

But some people can't cook with recipes. Mama can.

[John]

Mama don't need no recipes.

[Brett]

Mama shows up with the gift. Do you just let mom start cooking more and say, look, let my mom feel useful. She's. She's an old lady. She won't be here forever. Let us let her cook.

[Brady]

I'd have no problem with it. Like if you said wife. My mom does a laundry bedroom and that, that basically keeps you from doing laundry. You have to, you don't have to do laundry.

[Brett]

But you say that as the mama's boy. Imagine mom at the house all the time doing laundry.

[Brady]

It's.

[Brett]

You remember how you're heading for doom? Yeah. Ronnie and your mom just simply over a cabinet. When your mom decided to rearrange your kitchen, there had to be talks, there had to be sit downs. And that was the right thing.

[Brady]

And it wasn't even the established. It wasn't even her bear den yet.

[Brett]

What?

[Brady]

She had just moved into my house basically kind of or just was not your mom. We weren't even married yet.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. But she had already kind of wasn't her bear den.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what I call her. She wrestled up the bear, messed with the bear and got that.

[Brett]

And you had to put a stop to it somehow. Everybody had to have a chat.

[Brady]

Yeah. So eventually, if, I mean, if he wants his mom to do it, you gotta make sure the wife is on the page.

[Brett]

I think the wife is clever. She's doing bad laundry. Mom shows up, she'll do it. Start cooking some bad meals. Mom comes up and does it. She's getting out of doing everything. Well, no, she's. You're an idiot for marrying this girl that's eventually going to work herself right out of doing a thing. She's lazy.

[Brady]

Better be hot.

[Brett]

She better be hot and she better be performing. Or next thing you know, you're going to be wanting your mom to do that too. You weirdo. Watching a little too much Ed Gein.

[John]

Probably in shape to realize it sucks so bad.

[Brett]

Mama's boys aren't necessarily the good direction to go.

[Brady]

Mom, show her the handy.

[Brett]

Next thing you hear mom do an old fashioned for her. Show her what it's like. Overhand grip. She's like Peyton Manning over here with this thing. So docile, tender. See? Follow what mama does. Nice and slow to the top. Use the thumb. And what's your other hand doing? A whole bunch of nothing. And there's this back door I got. Could use some deadland.

[Brady]

But the laundry and cooking thing.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Your wife rarely is gonna work out on that situation.

[Brett]

There are. I will say this. There are some people in relationships that don't have a nose for sour laundry. I. I don't get it. Like, if I had sour.

[John]

Long throat Docker.

[Brett]

Yeah. Matthiah would tell you, hey, your clothes stink.

[John]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

But if she doesn't have a nose for it and you don't have a nose for it, you're gonna wander around with bad laundry and nobody's gonna know it. Your mom would be one that tells you your clothes stink. What's going on over there?

[Brady]

A lot of times some people don't get it ever happens to a batch that, that, that never comes back that you might as well throw that?

[Brett]

No, you just wash them again. If you just sour them up, they're not gone forever. There are sweat activated clothes. If you have clothes that have been used too much and you're trying to wash the stink out, that doesn't happen. But man, oh man. Yeah. Because I've left clothes left in the bag. I totally forgot it's in the.

[John]

Then you kind of take a sniff. You're like, that might work. And then you get outside and you're.

[Brett]

Like, nope, that didn't work. Yeah, I automatic. If I leave it in there more than like 40 minutes, I'm like, I forgot. I automatically just run it again. It's not going to smell good. Good. Your wife is lazy. That's what I'm hearing. Vincent. I Know that if anybody told me, hey, can I do the laundry around your house? Be like, what for? Don't worry about it. Like, you think we stink. I would do a better job. I wouldn't. I wouldn't give in. You're going to like this one, Brady. Oh, yeah, that's. That's a different one. This is the one. Dear Brady, I want to play a prank on my friend from school. For the last 18 years, this man's also been my boss. Uh, his wife actually wants to do this, and her plan is doing DNA tests that say their kid is mine. Uh, the kid looks exactly like me. People always think it's mine. He's going to lose his mind, because that's what people talk about all the time. But here's the thing. His wife and I did sleep together for a little while a long time ago, and no one really knows it. She even acts like it didn't happen. I'm 99. The shirt. The kid isn't mine. But this made me think that someday I should probably come clean. I'm torn. But I still want to do the prank. What would Brady do? These people are a catastrophe.

[Brady]

Dumb.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Don't do that.

[Brett]

You don't want to do the prank.

[Brady]

No, I still do the prank.

[Brett]

Well, that.

[Brady]

All you're doing is opening up the. For him to feel more compelled. And why would you. You know, come on.

[Brett]

The wife pretends it didn't happen.

[Brady]

Sharing that info.

[Brett]

Keep that quiet. You've been doing a great job for nearly two decades. Pull the prank, and no one's ever going to believe that you guys slept together. You pull that. Pranks. Like, would we pull a prank like that? If we. Come on, it puts them at ease.

[Brady]

It's kind of. It's evil a little bit. Yeah.

[Brett]

Kind of fun, though. Or the DNA test. You do, and it comes back, see, we did one, and it's all good. Now I'm gonna go sleep with your wife.

[Brady]

You actually want to do one and, like.

[Brett]

Well, I don't think it would be. Yeah, I don't think it's a. Yeah, I don't really think it's a thing. Where they're worried that the kid is actually his. But what if it all sounds kind of fun to me? I think I'd do that.

[John]

I don't think he'd be questioning if there was. If he was sure it wasn't his.

[Brett]

I think he's questioned. I know. I think he's. I. Well, what I read in that one, though, is that he's like, I'm not really worried about the kid. I'm worried about this opening up the questions and one of us, one of us goofing up.

[Brady]

But I don't think question.

[Brett]

Don't know.

[Brady]

Be doing the DNA test just in case.

[Brett]

I don't think that's the concern. I think the concern is that once he starts asking questions, you know, when the pranks at his.

[Brady]

Looks a lot like me.

[Brett]

Well, because that's what, you know, maybe they do. I don't know.

[Brady]

But some people can tend to, you know, date the same person.

[Brett]

Well, yeah, they're friends, similar. I mean, clearly she's attracted to both. They're probably in the same ballpark.

[John]

If kids 18, who cares?

[Brett]

A good point. And once the kid's 18.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Then it's why do you care if it's yours anymore at all anyway? That's true.

[John]

Kids already been paid for, John.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, actually you want to wait till after college because then you're still a little bitter about paying for college. 22. At 22, who cares whose DNA it is? Play this prank in a few years.

[John]

F that dude's gonna go to college.

[Brett]

Yeah, and some of these dummies won't even make it. Yeah, you better hope it's somebody else's. Anyway, I don't think you should follow through with this either. I'm just kidding.

[Brady]

We're evil. The wife more than anything.

[Brett]

Well, the fact that she's acting like nothing ever happened and wants to still do this. Yeah, I'd be more worried as the friend that she's up to something. Something's not that she's going to try to reveal to your friend.

[Brady]

There's a little smoke on this story.

[Brett]

This one's ugly. Now to put some snakes and some peanut brittle and go the old fashioned route. Let's not do this DNA nonsense. I got an email from Hugh that says dude must have traded domestic capability for looks. And if she isn't hot, then he needs to trade that in too. Yeah, if she's not doing good laundry and not cooking well, and is ugly too.

[John]

Oh yeah.

[Brett]

Time to go. And this one says, tell that fairy to learn how to cook and do his own goddamn lawn laundry before this broad bails on mama's boy. Well, that's true. But if she's not fairy, if she's not doing anything and her job is to do housework and laundry and stuff, do it right. The last thing you want to do is tell somebody who doesn't contribute financially. Ah, you're off the hook on like Six or seven things around the house, too. You're not doing anything. But why can't other people do that? So you have more free time. Uh, this one says, dear Brady, my wife was having an affair a while ago, and I forgave her. Uh, but she has a different sexual appetite than I do, admittedly. We had a talk this weekend, and she wants to bring girls into the bedroom for more satisfaction. She says she loves me very much, but she's just different. And sexually, I'm not giving her what she needs. I'm not a sexual person at all. And I want my wife to be happy. Should I let this happen? I'm honestly perfectly okay with a sexless marriage, but I know she's not. She needs it at least once a week, and I frankly don't care. What would you do, Justin? Wow.

[Brady]

First of all, I don't believe this scenario.

[Brett]

You don't? You don't think so?

[Brady]

Maybe the other way around.

[Brett]

You think women are the only ones? I knew one.

[Brady]

I know there. I've known a few out there.

[Brett]

Yeah. You know one?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You know asexual people just like I do. It's weird when you meet them. Dudes. Gay, not gay.

[John]

That's what I'm going with.

[Brett]

No, there's What? He's not interested. They're usually very sexual. But you didn't say, the broad's not doing it for him.

[Brady]

Right?

[Brett]

He's got to go, too. Gay.

[John]

Twinks.

[Brett]

Brett's an idiot.

[Brady]

What?

[Brett]

And that's what makes me so happy. He's gay. He's not gay. He has no sexual appetite.

[John]

That's what he tells you.

[Brett]

You say, yeah, I like it with the fella boys. I'm all worn out from all the anuses. Yeah.

[John]

There's a parade next week. Have fun.

[Brett]

I don't think he's gay, but Brett's got me leaning now.

[Brady]

See, I don't know. I mean, I'm. I never think. For me, like, if I'm gonna say, all right, no, go ahead and have it. I don't think it's gonna work out eventually.

[Brett]

That's because of you, though. That's because you're not doing your.

[Brady]

He's asked me to answer. Would I allow that? On the.

[Brett]

No. I'm saying if you're not.

[Brady]

But if I.

[Brett]

But it's no different than the laundry thing. If you're not delivering on your end of the goods, why can't the other person, if they don't, like, say, I want to seek happiness. I don't want. I don't want to be away from you, but.

[Brady]

So the question I have is, when did. When did he decide, you know, what was it sexless to begin with?

[Brett]

Don't know.

[Brady]

Then that's. But if he just changed all of a sudden.

[John]

Gay.

[Brett]

He's gay.

[Brady]

He's gay.

[Brett]

When in doubt, assume homosexuality. Some people just don't have that.

[Brady]

But if they got into that deal and he was like that, well, that's.

[Brett]

What happened all the time. They. They do it at first and then they lose interest.

[Brady]

They close the deal.

[Brett]

Yeah, they close it and they lose interest. Maybe this is just role reversal. And what, as men, would we love, right, if this were reversed for you, what, as a man, would you love if she said, I'm not interested in sex, it's not because of you. You're free to do it. Yeah.

[Brady]

I just need to have that need fulfilled.

[Brett]

No, the other way. Now, what would every man. If you reverse the roles, what would every man want his wife to say when she says, I'm no longer interested in sex? You've got a different sexual appetite than I do. So I'm not going to let this be a hindrance to our future. It's a dream scenario for a man.

[Brady]

So the guys are more like, if it's rolled on the man's side, it's like, okay, go ahead and be free.

[Brett]

Right? We're expected to be like, you know what? You're right. And you should. You should find your satisfaction. So he's in a quandary of going, do I let my wife have sex with these other women? At least she's being honest with him. At the very least, at least she's saying, I'm gonna do this. I'd like you to know about it.

[Brady]

Go get 10ft of pipe. Yeah, I want you happy.

[Brett]

Right? But you're not giving it to her, so why are you mad? If you're not giving your wife pipe, as Brady so eloquently, medically put them down.

[John]

Pipe.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's. Yeah, they're darker. Oh, yeah. So if you're not giving your wife pipe, dare you say, go get your pipe somewhere. What a jerk you would be to say, here's nothing for you that you like. Here's no food. How dare you eat at someone else's house? So if you flipped it around where so many guys complain, my wife doesn't want it anymore. My wife doesn't want him. And they're like, what would you want your wife to say? You'd want her immediately? Or that.

[Brady]

How many wives allow that.

[Brett]

Allow what?

[Brady]

That. Or they're saying, you know what? I'm. I'm done with the sex thing in the relationship.

[Brett]

So many of them do.

[Brady]

I know.

[John]

Then leave.

[Brady]

And they don't want the husband, man.

[Brett]

But they don't want you. That's. They want something else. They'll. They'll move on to someone else and put on that show again, the sex show, and then pull back on that guy. But what's the harm in that? I mean, if this guy's wife wants more and you're not going to give it to her, there's where the gay thing kicks in. Bert, she's begging you to do it with her, and you're like, I just don't care. Then you're kind of. Maybe she's a pig. Or she's a pig.

[Brady]

People haven't figured out a little bit.

[Brett]

Gay or pig.

[Brady]

Look, she's not gonna be able to keep up.

[Brett]

Yeah, well, I gotta go, Ma. And that's where the women are like, you gotta go, Ma. I just don't ask no questions. Happy Columbus Day, everybody. What a classy group.

[Brady]

Gay.

[Brett]

Whenever. You don't understand anything. It's just the fastest way to go. What was the third thing? Well, you could get the chili soup, the chicken noodle soup. Gay.

[Brady]

What do you think?

[Brett]

What was gay about that? I don't know. I don't remember the first.

[John]

Hey, if he doesn't want to. If he doesn't want nothing to do with her, what are you going to do?

[Brett]

Exactly. What's she supposed to do? I'm playing devil's advocate. I'm not sure how I'd respond, but what are you supposed to do when you're saying, I'm not willing to provide this for you? It's essential for your happiness.

[John]

Then why stay together?

[Brady]

That's what you're saying?

[Brett]

Well, because they like each other. Outside of that, I got friends that I like, too. That's true. It's a good point. I got a lot of friends. That's a good point. Then maybe. I don't know.

[Brady]

Geez, I just look at it. It's doomed.

[Brett]

You know what?

[Brady]

The relationship is doomed.

[Brett]

Like what Brett says, go get some pipe. Dude, that radiator hose. Go get that radiator. The both of you need a radiator hose. There you go. Both of you maybe should bring dudes into the bedroom. Brett will volunteer. Eh, I'm here. I guess. You ordered a man. Well, my wife doesn't. Yeah, yeah. Out of the way, Cuck. Mrs. Toledo, how are you? Anyway, perfect. Well done. It's a tough one because she's like, as guys, we're kind of like, oh, why aren't you giving it to her, dude? But when a woman does it, it's like, dude, it's just the way marriage. We make jokes. Last time there's wedding cakes. Last time. Like, what? Why do we make these simp jokes all the time? We simp ourselves and then make. When they're not happy sexually. It's our fault too. Anyway. Let her bring chicks into the bedroom. What's wrong with you? What? Man is like writing Brady a letter saying, I'm not interested in that. Are you crazy? Makes her happy and get into an accident. You can't see the rainbows at the end of that.

[John]

Oh, he sees the rainbows.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, he does. And at the end of his rainbow is a pot of.

[Brady]

Pipe damage.

[Brett]

That's right. All right, that's enough of that. Stop it. Jesus Christ. Morgan went nuts. All right, there you go. I don't know if that solved anything, but I enjoyed it.

[Brady]

That's my alarm.

[Brett]

There you go. That's Brady's. Wake up. There you go. That's what Brady did. It's time for you guys to recognize he's the most moral man ever. Nice work. It's out of control. Map ID8 to you. PD's morning sleeper. Morning sickness. And I just found something out. The guy emailed me and he goes, I missed the 9 o'. Clock. Where is it? Too late. Yeah, 9 o' clock's too late. Fitz will start it again at 2 o'.

[John]

Clock.

[Brett]

You can take our money, take it in the app big app contest we're doing. You can go on our application or you can go to our website, 98kupd.com and web stream us. Get a chance to win a thousand bucks a week. So I've been thinking, every hour we're doing these words, and then at the end of the day, pull from each word a qualifier. Oh, no, no. Everyone who enters every hour is in the drawing.

[Richard]

Oh, nice.

[Brett]

So if you do it all nine times today, that's nine entries a day.

[Brady]

Beautiful.

[Brett]

So it's not just one out of 44. Sounds great. Yeah, it's one out of all of you. Which really means we're trying to boost these app numbers for the Bobs, and we're only giving a thousand bucks away at the end of it. That's pretty kind of. That's weak, really, but still.

[Richard]

Let the Bob's know.

[Brett]

Put 10 grand on this. We're gonna. If we're gonna force your hand to play our jump rope game. Just put at least a bigger tariff on Although I'd be very happy winning a thousand dollars. That's nice. I didn't know it was for and that's pretty good. So you want to stay on this thing. This is a good trick. This is a good radio listening trick. Nine times today. You can stick with us and then fitz later in the day and get qualified each hour you have to listen at the top of the hour. Around the top of the hour. Just stay here all day and do it on speakers. We talked about that earlier. Knock it out. And then and then at the end of the week we pull one. So that's insane. You just keep firing away. So a guy just emailed me. Ivan just said I missed it. I listen all more I missed it. Like you're all right. If you miss one, you're all right. You're just going to do eight in a day rather than nine. Well today seven and then tomorrow there'll be nine more chances the next day. That's pretty great. Take it in the app. Nice work everybody get on the app and get get all registered up in that thing and we'll figure it out by the end of the week everybody's gonn to be this is going to be just a well oiled machine everywhere but right here where I will never be good at time. Ian Bag's coming in later this week. He's a blabber mouth. Do you think we're going to be able to hit this thing on time? We'll have him give it out maybe. Hopefully the words can love it. He would, you know think so. Love it. I don't think you've ever the way we know him. He just likes a word like giving out a word. Oh he'll pretty shaking his head like I told him I'm going to give him a lasagna. That's what I'm saying. He won't know what we're talking about. Will you give this word? I'm so glad you did this to me. I love it. I love random word. I love it by the way as.

[Richard]

Much as word, catch, catch word or his crutches.

[Brett]

Oh yeah, yours is.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett]

I'm saying Ian Bag the way I know him would love to give a word to the people. Most people are going who the hell is Ian Bag? You don't know. I'm like I know that guy likes all word. Well maybe I'd love to. That's what you hear. I'd love to. That'll be great. Little Canadian accent. Fantastic. Then the word is boot. Horn. Call it horn as in tug your. Anyway, let's get right to it. So that's pretty cool. I didn't know that. So at the end of the week, one of you gets a call and you just get a thousand bucks. We're not gonna. Because I even asked him like, larry, who's the one responsible for calling all these people? Qualifying somebody once an hour. And he goes, we don't. Everyone who enters is in multiple. Multiple times. So keep it up, tell a friend, get your family members involved. The more you get, the more you know you can split it with other people. That's a pretty good deal. So this is really taking it in the app right there. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. You went in on this deal. You want it right away. Get in great shape. Get those abs. Tripp just came in, said I'm gonna start working out again. Again, he says, we all laughed. Let's get Tripp out there, do a little self defense. I'd like to see that. Hold my coffee. It'll be a pretty fun thing to see. But anybody doesn't matter your age or your current condition. If you want to get in good shape, a check that box. If you want to start be, you know, being a little safer around these streets, boom, check that box. And it does not matter what your current physical condition is. Even Brady, who's going through his thing right now, you walk around every day. What if some guy decides to make Brady market circle K. You can't say, hey, I just had a surgery. I'm not supposed to lift heavy things or move too fast. They're not going to care. That's going to make you a bigger target.

[Brady]

What I'm saying.

[Brett]

So you know what that's what I'm saying. You take a swing and you put one through the guy because it's all you got. It's not going to last a lifetime. These fights, usually about eight seconds with somebody on the streets that wants a piece of you, you don't want anything to do with that. Learn how to not only de escalate the issues, but in the worst case scenarios, figure out what you've got to make sure that thing ends before it begins. When somebody wants to be weird around you, probably won't happen to you, but if it did, at least you'd be prepared and that's always good. Reactdefense.com that's the home of Tactical Black Moradi Entertainment.

[Brady]

A new study suggests that the rising number of gun scenes and movies and TV shows maybe linked to the rising firearm related murders.

[Brett]

No. There we go. Did you ever used to watch westerns? Knock it off. It's because people are goofy now. That's all it is. It has nothing to do with tv, you know, although gun smoke. Watching Ed Gein and I challenge anyone who's watched the Ed Green Gain thing not to hear Zoolander when he talks. It makes it funny. So you'll, you'll see what I'm talking about when he gets going Ed Zoolander him up a little bit and kind of gets funny.

[Richard]

But watch the trailer. Man, that skin suit.

[Brett]

Oh, there's some fun in Ed Gein. They're handling it really cool the way they're. I haven't gotten through all of it. They're the way that they're navigating how they tell the story, you know, about him.

[Richard]

Is it true to the story?

[Brett]

So far, yes. But there's a lot of avenues I didn't expect them to take as far as Hitchcock and like Nazis and stuff, which he was fascinated with that. Ed Gein was very fascinated with one. They do get into this one particular part of Nazism. But he was, he was always kind of. Of didn't know that the image imagery of the Holocaust was a huge catalyst of that. Like he was fascinated by that and he made it, he normalized it. But yeah, you kind of get into the, the game thing. And it is Zoolander Psycho is based off of Ed Gein. And they do a scene in the second episode where they show the. Basically show the Psycho shower scene. And the truth of the matter was people went into labor watching that. Women did. People threw up, passed out, ran out of the studio crying or the theater lost their minds. And Megan even said to me, she goes, man, compared to what we see now, she goes, we have kind of gotten used to this stuff.

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[Brett]

And it's very true that we've gotten used to it, but wouldn't that mean we're less likely to do that? It doesn't normalize it to where we're like, big deal, I'll do it too. I think it makes us realize, oh, it's very possible because prior to that there were monster movies and alien movies. Everything was always scary. And books that used to write about murders and monsters. And so we've always kind of prayed.

[Brady]

On they definitely have gotten more detailed.

[Brett]

Well, they've had the ability to like, visually we've had the ability to get more details detailed to help you and.

[Brady]

Allow from, you know, like on the scenes where it's just. Back in the day, Psycho was just chocolate syrup now.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you wouldn't have known that because it was black and white.

[Brady]

Right.

[Brett]

So he, he would have used something more blood like had the black and white not shown the chocolate consistency. Strawberry syrup. Yeah. The reason he used it was because it, it gooed up nicely in the drain and it looked perfect in black and white. You couldn't tell. But yeah, we did get used to it. But it just, the imagery just helps our imaginations not do as much work sometimes.

[Brady]

That makes it even.

[Brett]

No, your imagination's ten times worse. But weirdos are going to be weirdos. But they always say that it's like gun violence is caused by tv. If anything, the people who were first introduced to it back in the 40s and 50s when TV showed everybody shooting everybody, those, those are the people that would have lost it first. They'd have just thought that the whole place had gone crazy.

[Brady]

With a celebrity death. Ian Watkins, the lost profits lead singer. He's a creepo that got arrested and I think it was 2012. He pleaded guilty to 13 charges including trying to rape a baby sexually. One year old touching a one year old.

[Richard]

That guy.

[Brady]

Yep. Encouraging a fan to abuse her child and making child pornography. He was serving a 29 year sentence.

[Brett]

I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. Yeah, because from 13 to 25 you figure a dude, once word gets out in jail that he tried to touch a one. I know it's all bad. Like Brett said that off there he goes. It's all bad. But seven and one is horrible. But one is just unimaginably horrible. Seven is like level two of unimaginably horrible. The dude should have been taken out immediately. What is a Lost Profit song?

[Richard]

Was the one. We played one for a while.

[Brett]

Did we?

[John]

Yeah, we did. I remember this one. This was Liberation.

[Brady]

Transmission was.

[Brett]

Last Train Home was I think the last thing. And the band ended.

[John]

Yeah, apparently once from what I read. Once he got, you know, got thrown in there. The band pretty much wrote on their site saying the band is disbanded.

[Brett]

Blah blah, blah, blah, blah blah.

[John]

Signed by everybody but him will move on.

[Brett]

You can't call it the same thing either. It's not like your lead singer left the pan. Well, let's celebrate that now. Now those folks in Chandler can say it. That Proves there's Jesus. Not really. They should have killed him, like, at the trial.

[John]

Yeah, there's no reason.

[Brett]

There's no reason to try to even have a. A date where he's. We think he's better in 29 years. Should have just offed him right there. That dude.

[John]

That's.

[Brett]

Talk about a monster. That's disgusting. Also, Diane Keaton died over the weekend. It's a strange one. Kind of popped up out of nowhere. And the guy from the Moody Blues and a Joan Jet drummer died. And don't worry, Night of the Singing Dead will not feature Knights in White Satin. Or that terrible. That Joan Jet song.

[Brady]

Bad reputation.

[Brett]

She's awful. I never got the Joan Jet thing.

[Richard]

Crimson and Clover cover.

[Brett]

Like all of them. Like the first one. But that's true. All of her songs are covers. Never got the Joan Jet thing. Not hot. Not that good. And her songs were someone else's anyway. There you go. Is that it?

[Brady]

That's it.

[Brett]

He's all done. Brady's gonna be at a Bullfrog Spas any second. Wow.

[John]

Surprised he didn't check in from there already.

[Brett]

You know what?

[Brady]

I'm there right now.

[Brett]

Brady. Hey, Kersh Blanc. He's there again, everybody, if you want to go. He's always there, just waiting. Look for the green circular spinning orb in the middle of their parking lot. He could shoot out of that at any moment. It's the Bullfrog Leap, we call it. That's it. Larry's coming up next. He's going to explain even more of how you can take it in the app. Fitz will get you going at 2:00'. Clock. And all you people that did it this morning and jumped through our hoops, thank you. Now that we know how it works, this gets easier and easier. Keep qualifying. End of the week, thousand bucks in your hands. Start again next week. We'll do it again. All of this in an effort to A, buy your love, and B, get our bobs off our ass about using that app. It's perfect. Please help us. We're done. Larry's next. Have yourselves a great Monday. We'll see you tomorrow. Right here in the morning sickness. So long, Arizona's most powerful rocket station. It's out of control now. 88 K U PD.