10-14-25 - BR - TUE - J Was Last Letter Added To Alphabet - List Of Spookiest Places In Each State - Family Find Their Cat On Car Roof 100 Miles Into Road Trip

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD) – October 14, 2025

Episode Overview
This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a lively, irreverent dive into weird trivia, odd news, and hilarious banter. The crew—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—crack jokes about the alphabet, discuss America’s spookiest place names, and marvel at a viral story of a cat hitching a ride on a car roof for 100 miles. Listeners can expect a fast-moving, sometimes edgy conversation that bounces from strange facts to viral videos, always laced with the crew’s signature sarcasm and occasional off-color humor.

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Main Topics & Highlights

1. App Contest Rules and Radio Reach

• Early talk centers around the rules for a station app contest—listeners outside Arizona want to know if they’re allowed to participate.
  • Brady suggests creative workarounds: “If you still got those area codes that you can lie to us and we won't know, just have a dummy address of a friend here in town and shuttle it through that. That's what I would do if I was you.” [02:10]
  • Humorous ponderings about international users, including military listeners and even referencing Djibouti and England. [03:03 – 04:09]

2. Fun (and Bizarre) Facts with Brady – “The Brady Report”

• Be Bald and Be Free Day – crew laughs about the freedom of being bald.
  • “You call me, I'm in bed and you call me and say, hey, meet me in 15 minutes. I can be in my car in three. That's after a P. Being bald rules.” – Brady [06:00]
• Courtney Love in Faith No More: Briefly their vocalist, “but fired her because she's intolerable.”
• Water Older Than the Sun: Up to half of Earth's water predates the sun, much to everyone’s skepticism.
  • “This is like when somebody in 1994 told you they were Miss Mesa. All right, I'll take your word for it.” – Brady [07:20]
• American vs. British ‘Ton’: US uses 2,000 lbs; UK uses 2,240 lbs.
• Letter J – The Last Letter Added to the Alphabet:
  • Humorous confusion about why J was so late, whether it floated "just outside" the alphabet.
    • “Is it like Puerto Rico? It's not a state. It is a state” – Brady [07:39]
  • Discussion on how names like Jesus, Julius, and Jerusalem were spelled before J.
    • “How is there a Jerusalem and no Jerusalem? … How'd they spell it?” [09:23]
  • The actual history: J was officially separated from I in 1524 by Gian Giorgio Trissino, but didn't enter common English until well after Shakespeare’s death. [12:28–13:49]
    • “So the J was out there. It just didn't get membership yet. It was the same as, like, the Blacks and Brady's Country Club. They were around it, but they weren't allowed to be members till the 70s.” – Holmberg [13:08]

3. Spookiest Place Names in Each State

• Rapid-fire review of creepy-sounding locales:
  • Arizona: Skull Mesa (“Bloody Basin is worse than Skull Mesa.” – Brady) [15:34]
  • Montana: Dead Man Gulch
  • Ohio: Gore Orphanage Road (“That's awesome. The Gore Orphanage. Great metal band name.” – Brady [16:16])
  • West Virginia: Maggoty Run
  • Utah: Goblin Valley State Park
• Mexican and Spanish ‘J’ is really a ‘Y’ in pronunciation, leading to comical mock-Spanglish exchanges. [16:26—17:10]

4. Viral News: Cat Found on Car Roof

• A Pennsylvania family's cat, “Ray Ray,” was discovered riding atop their car’s soft-top cargo carrier after 100 miles at highway speeds. [17:48–18:23]
  • “He just carried the claws, nails in and laid down 70 miles per hour.” – Host [18:11]
  • Family simply continued their trip, stopping for pet supplies.

5. Record-Breaking Halloween Decorations

• Discussion about a man in Kentucky aiming for the Guinness World Record for most Halloween decorations in a yard. He fundraises for charity—and then jokes about people soliciting donations to pay for their own elaborate displays. [19:14–20:14]
  • “If it's too expensive for you, don't do it anymore. Doesn't the neighborhood love it? Yeah, but if you can't afford it. Stop it.” – Brady

6. "Brady Videos" Segment: Guess the Viral Clip

• Crew guesses what’s happening in viral audio/video clips.
• Clip: Record for the most fist bumps in 30 seconds (424!).
  • “What a couple of jerk offs. I'll tell you right now, I can break that record with one hand. I've been training for that since I'm 11.” – Brady [23:22]
• Clip: "Mile High Club yak” – Woman vomits in a stunt plane, pilot likely grossed out.
  • “I'd have just hit eject, shot her ass right out of the plane.” – Brady [24:39]
• Further clips include:
  • Porcupine shooting quills at a guy ("Brady in the wild" gag).
  • Security footage of people/kangaroos getting hit.
  • Indian man bathing in a sewer: “If he doesn't come up with a million dollars. This wasn't worth it.” – Brady [29:30]
  • Furry cosplay gone wrong, humorously described.
  • Man pooping into a toilet from several feet away: “That's impressive, man... still better than watching the WNBA.” – Brady [31:00]

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

On App Contest Cheating

• “Lie. It's the best option you've got. If you're... running into the rules, just start lying. I'll tell you this right now. It may seem threatening, those rules… we're not spending a penny on a lawyer to come after you.” – Brady [03:06]

On Adding ‘J’ to the Alphabet

• “So the J was out there. It just didn't get membership yet. It was the same as, like the Blacks and Brady's Country Club. They were around it, but they weren't allowed to be members till the 70s.” – John Holmberg [13:08]
• “Jesus is Yahweh.” – Co-host [09:58]
• “Turn the R over. Let's make this happen. ... Why wasn't the 'Y' working?” – Brady [10:06]

On Gore Orphanage Road

• “Gore Orphanage. Great metal band name.” – Brady [16:16]

On Spooky Utah Place Name

• “I met my wife at the old Goblin Valley. She's a gobbler.” – Brady [17:27]

On Highway Cat

• “He's pretty outdoor, too. 70 miles an hour. He's outdoor. At the cliff of 70.” – Brady [19:07]

On Mile High Club “Yak”

• “She just threw up in a plane that's doing trips. ... I'd have just hit eject, shot her ass right out of the plane.” – Brady [24:39]

On Impressive Toilet Shot

• “He gets down on all fours ... and fires a two foot poop into the toilet... it wasn't a swish, but I think it was a lot longer than he thought it was going to be.” – Brady [31:00]
• “Still better than watching the WNBA.” – Brady [31:27]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• App Contest & Area Code Discussion: 00:15–04:09
• The Brady Report: Fun Facts & Baldness: 05:44–07:20
• Last Letter ‘J’ Added – History and Banter: 07:26–14:02
• Spookiest Place Names: 15:18–17:27
• Pennsylvania Cat Road Trip Story: 17:48–18:23
• Halloween Decoration Extremes: 19:14–20:14
• Brady Videos (viral/funny clips): 20:37–32:10

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Tone & Style

The episode is a rapid-fire patchwork of pop culture, random facts, irreverent jokes, and outright absurdity. Crude humor blends with genuine curiosity (especially about oddball trivia), and the group isn’t afraid to poke fun at themselves, each other, or any news story that comes across the desk.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

If you missed the show, imagine a bunch of smart-aleck friends riffing on the weirdest corners of American life—cat rides, language history, and viral fails—while dropping sarcastic one-liners. It’s packed with weird knowledge, “did you know?” moments, and social commentary, with the humor often riding the line between cheeky and truly outrageous.

Transcript

[Host]

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[Brady]

That's corn again. Bob's are going to have a field day with that. Ten more minutes and we'll throw another word your way to take it in the app. It makes the day fly by, I'll tell you that. It's almost already 8 o' clock and I'm not one to look into a lot of things, but I just saw this study here. I think the Bob's put it out. I don't know if this is real or not, but it's. It has been said. I don't know if you've noticed that a lot of the NBA players, when they do the football too, when they do that weird thing now when they watch them walk into the stadium and they do their fit checks, they do their, let's see the fit these dudes have on and then they do like an outfit, so I guess, fashion show as they're walking in. I don't know if you've noticed that most of the athletes have abandoned the wireless earbuds and headphones and gone back to wired. Because there's a study that, and this is, you know, it says that it causes Alzheimer's and Parkinson's to use wireless earbuds and headphones. So you should probably switch to speakers. You should probably switch to speakers.

[Co-host]

Sorry.

[Brady]

Now you have questions. Now he's got questions. Really? I don't know if you guys have noticed that, but if you're using your Bluetooth earbuds and that wireless beats brain Alzheimer's. You got it. It's coming your way. Wired ones didn't do that. They approved of that. So probably listen on speakers if you're gonna listen on an app. Another guy emailed me and said, hey, this app contest, the only way I can listen to you is through the app is because I don't live in Arizona. Do we count? I don't know.

[Co-host]

Sure, go for it.

[Brady]

I don't know. There's rules. You can go to 98kpd.com find the rules. I don't know if you're gonna get any money. I don't know if you have to live here. Kind of seems like I think so.

[Host]

To be honest.

[Brady]

I would lean towards. You have to live here, but I don't know why, because the app isn't. I don't know. Bobs don't ask those questions. They just, they just want, they, they want you to click on it. That's for sure. I'd take my chances and pop it in there. If you've still got like a 602 or a 480 phone number or 623, which I doubt you still pay for. Six, three, which you keep that. Moved out of town, go get a new one. But if you still got those area codes that you can lie to us and we won't know, just have a dummy address of a friend here in town and shuttle it through that. That's what I would do if I was you. And I didn't live here and I won the money.

[Host]

And what do you got to lose regardless?

[Brady]

So you're what's worse that can happen. Like you lied to us about your address. You all right? I'll keep listening. This guy's in, like, Carolina or something. I can't. I have no idea. I'm pretty sure. What about we're number one in Djibouti. Still on the app. The app. What if a jibootin wins?

[Co-host]

Got a loudspeaker. I'm giving him cash.

[Brady]

Well, how bad would it be if, like, we had a military guy win and he got to know us through another guy who's from here? I guess you just go to that guy and go, hey, I need your address real quick. Anyway, good luck to all of you. There's a way around everything. Lie. It's the best option you've got. If you're. If you're running into the rules, just start lying. I'll tell you this right now. It may seem threatening, those rules that say we'll come after you if you lie to. We're not spending a penny on a lawyer to come after you. If you got us and we find out he lied about his address, he's not a real citizen. Worry about it. My bosses and everybody else, you can't tell them that. Sure you can. You guys are the ones pulling your wool over. And plus, you got an app contest. Not even a radio. It's international. We got listeners in England. I talk to a guy in England every day. Emails me every morning. It's like 7 o' clock over there. I don't know what time, but it's like morning. God, it's like late afternoon. Love the program. You're also incredibly irreverent.

[Co-host]

Thanks.

[Host]

Was it Hitler in the morning over there?

[Co-host]

Was that.

[Brady]

What? Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. That's right. What was that for? Because they were so good with their news. That's time for breakfast news. How are you?

[Host]

Oh, because they can make everything sound amazing.

[Brady]

Everything sound incredible. That's right. I'm Hitler in the morning 7:54 on BBC 5.

[Co-host]

Hi news.

[Brady]

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[Co-host]

Hello world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Co-host]

Happy be bald and be free day.

[Brady]

Been living that way for a while. Man, I tell you, took a long time to convince you you're bald. Even tried to grow that weird horseshoe for a little while a couple weeks ago. It's terrible.

[Co-host]

It was just lazy.

[Brady]

I know there's nothing wrong with that, but it is a, it's a beautiful thing. You call me, I'm in bed and you call me and say, hey, meet me in 15 minutes. I can be in my car in three. That's after a P. Being bald rules.

[Co-host]

Couple of basis fun facts Courtney Love was briefly in Faith no More back in the early 80s. They recorded material with her as a vocalist, but fired her because she's intolerable. They wanted a male energy also.

[Brady]

She's intolerable.

[Co-host]

In the United States a ton is £2,000. Everywhere else it's £2,240.

[Brady]

It's a metric ton and a ton.

[Co-host]

Or a short, short ton. I don't know what that long ton. They the reason why we did it. It was easier.

[Brady]

Math is much easier if you had zeros to it. I don't even know what two tons would. What is it, 240?

[Co-host]

Yeah, 2240.

[Brady]

So it'd be 4480. Or after that, I'm done.

[Co-host]

Up to half of the water on earth is older than the sun.

[Brady]

I have no clue how that's possible, but. Okay.

[Co-host]

The other half evaporated.

[Brady]

This is like when somebody in 1994 told you they were Miss Mesa. All right, I'll take your word for it.

[Co-host]

The last letter added to the Alphabet.

[Brady]

Was jammed it right in the middle.

[Host]

Why 10 the jammed it.

[Brady]

Oh, I didn't do that.

[Host]

Okay, all right. I thought it was a Brady.

[Brady]

Okay, I'm gonna use J words every once in a while. I can't help it. Wonder why it was last one. Was it like floating around on the outside going, come on, guys, I'm definitely a member. Is it like Puerto Rico? It's not a state. It is a state.

[Co-host]

Use it too often, I guess. They said in the English dictionaries the 17th century. It was finally added the 1600s.

[Brady]

They didn't have a J until then. What were they using?

[Co-host]

J's.

[Brady]

Really.

[Co-host]

That's what. When I looked into it.

[Brady]

Did you look into it? I did, Brady.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Brady]

In what ways? Tell us of your reason.

[Co-host]

Was he. When was the J added? They said that's the whole story.

[Brady]

Okay, it was added. But what was it doing before?

[Guest]

You know, look into it. That's what it said on the paper, that it was added in the 17th century.

[Co-host]

No, it didn't. I did. Oh, it did?

[Brady]

Yeah. You googled something?

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What was the J before there was a jerk?

[Co-host]

H maybe.

[Brady]

No, no, no. I'm not asking.

[Co-host]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Not Jack Gassery. I'm saying why was there a J just outside of the Alphabet? That wasn't an official member. You know what I mean? Where was it? It's just floating around. We use a J. We don't do. Is it like a schwa?

[Co-host]

Don't know.

[Brady]

I don't either. I don't like this at all. This Jews. That's what I've learned from our listeners. It's their fault. On this day in history, Jerusalem. How is there a Jerusalem and no Jerusalem? Okay, but they had. How'd they spell it?

[Co-host]

With a don't Just don't do this different. Let. It wasn't.

[Brady]

Would be a different letter.

[Co-host]

Originally spelled.

[Brady]

In, like, English letters.

[Co-host]

Hebrew.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Co-host]

Sanskrit. They didn't have the English Alphabet back then originally.

[Brady]

Okay, so in 1500.

[Co-host]

So how did we. Like, before that, how did we spell Jerusalem?

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Like 1500, when you're saying there was no shades, how do we spell Jerusalem?

[Co-host]

With a Y. With a Y.

[Brady]

Because Jesus is Yahweh.

[Co-host]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So we had whys. Why? And then we're like, this is dumb. I'm not saying that anymore. We need a new one.

[Guest]

Means foundation of peace.

[Brady]

Turn the R over. Let's make this happen. And everybody be like, why? Why? Wasn't the why working?

[Co-host]

It was.

[Brady]

But that's what I mean by why. Well, what. At what point? They're like, that's enough. We need a new letter.

[Guest]

That's that Jew hate from your.

[Brady]

For your people, Jews. And they. Because they didn't have a way to spell their own J. Yeah. They called. We're tired of being used. Just sounds like bad English. Your stories are interesting, Freddy. Incomplete at best.

[Co-host]

Get a little fun. Fact.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Co-host]

113 years ago on this date, 1912, Theodore Roosevelt was shot in the chest in Milwaukee while campaigning for the presidency. But his speech was so long and thick, he had it in his pocket that blocked a bulk of the bullet.

[Brady]

I'm not listening. The King James Bible was way before that. Holmberg's morning sickness, yam. And that's King James. Yeah, but they didn't use a wire. They still called it that.

[Co-host]

The King James.

[Brady]

Could have come out after 1600.

[Co-host]

Yeah, maybe. Because really, by then, like, James in.

[Guest]

Hebrew, is it Y, A, a K, O, V?

[Brady]

But this was England.

[Co-host]

Is that. Or is that Jacob? It says Yaakov.

[Guest]

Says the Hebrew name for James is Yaakov.

[Brady]

I don't care about any of that. I just don't buy that they didn't have Js.

[Host]

Sanjay just figures it's because the goddamn Jews.

[Brady]

That's what I said. I said it already. Hoarding up all the Js. It just seems like we'd have been fine with Michael Jordan. Like, why did we need the letter?

[Host]

Here we go. We got the full.

[Brady]

Somebody explained it. This is the danger of asking questions. I'd rather live Brady's life, but I'm too curious.

[Co-host]

Come on.

[Brady]

Print.

[Co-host]

A new poll by CVS found the average family stocks up on Candy early will eat their way through the entire stash not once, but twice before they make it to Halloween.

[Brady]

That's the average family. Yeah, you gotta calm down. Average family. All right. Here you go, Brady. The letter J was added to the Alphabet in 1524, but its appearance into the English Alphabet was a slow process that took to the 17th century. So the J was out there. It just didn't get membership yet. It was the same as, like the Blacks and Brady's Country Club. They were around it, but they weren't allowed to be members till the 70s. Italian grammarian Gian Giorgio Tresino first proposed distinguishing J from I, not Y or g, as a separate letter in 1524 to represent a consonant sound. For centuries before, the two had been used interchangeably. The letter was not fully adopted by English speakers until after Shakespeare died. So they're just waiting for that prick to die. Kind of like the way the Red Sox waited for Ted Williams to die to have people of color on the team. 15:24, Writer Gian Giorgio Tresino said, jay, this should be considered a separate form of the eye. I'm a sick of the eye. And they said, all right. So words like Jesus and Julius were written as Iesus and Iulius, but pronounced Jesus and Julius. You don't even look at a sound of the same as a regular eye.

[Guest]

We combining them.

[Brady]

I mean, I got eyes all over my name and my name is a Gianna Giorgio Tresino. And none of them is a sounding like a J.

[Host]

Well, then we actually learned about it in.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Host]

In Indiana Jones right here.

[Brady]

That's right. Oh, they did?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Oh, yeah, because he breaking the code Jehovah.

[Brady]

But in the light now for bit. Jehovah begins with an eye. Ooh. Ending. That's right. An allotin Alphabet. Jehovah began with an I. Okay, well, we learned a lot about the J today.

[Co-host]

Half of the people who decorate their house think they've got the best decorations on their block.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, you don't.

[Guest]

Otherwise, why do them?

[Brady]

Your house looks like trash. 804. Your. Your code word for the app is jam. I a m. Oh, no, wait, I'm sorry. J a m. Jam.

[Host]

Spelling counts.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's right. And we're not looking for the Latin or old Jewish. The Hebrew version doesn't count. Jam as in Pearl Jam. Only just half of it. Jam, the 8am promo code. No, no, no. I don't care. If they're that dumb, they can't win. Eight, eight o' clock. Promo code on our app. Jam. Take it in the app. Now. Go get them, Brady. Keep going.

[Co-host]

The spookiest place name in Every state come up with a list.

[Brady]

Maryvale, Arizona, south side. Chicago. That's right.

[Co-host]

In Arizona, it's Skull Mesa.

[Brady]

Where's that?

[Co-host]

Just north of Cave Creek. I think Bloody Skull Mesa Trail.

[Brady]

Bloody Basin is worse than Skull Mesa.

[Guest]

Yeah, I would agree with that.

[Brady]

Think of the graphic nature of Bloody Basin. And then you have to realize why they named it that. Why it was Bloody Basin at one point.

[Guest]

This place is more history than that.

[Brady]

This place is lousy with blood. It's a whole basin of it. And then it got known as that. And then they put signs on the 17.

[Co-host]

Indiana is N bone.

[Brady]

G bone.

[Host]

Yeah, Here come the idiots again.

[Brady]

That's all right. Let them be.

[Co-host]

Montana.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host]

Dead Man Gulch.

[Brady]

That's pretty good.

[Co-host]

Ohio. Gore Orphanage Road.

[Brady]

That's awesome. The Gore Orphanage. Great metal band name. Oh, if you guys should win Playdoh immediately. If you're the Gore Orphanage.

[Guest]

Hey, John, you think that's why my people. Mexicans.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Use so many wise as well. For Js. Do they says like, hey, I got a job today.

[Brady]

Oh, yo. Oh, yeah. Maybe that is it. I got to go to my yo. Yeah, I guess maybe that's probably it.

[Host]

Yumbo yak.

[Brady]

Yambo yak. That's Indians.

[Co-host]

I know, but I mean, the word.

[Guest]

For them is yam.

[Brady]

Yeah. You guys had to put in yang.

[Guest]

What?

[Brady]

Yang is to take it in the app. You have to put in the yank. A traffic yam. See? No, the train. Just like a yam. Like bro say like yam. No, like the potato.

[Guest]

Of course he didn't say that.

[Brady]

No.

[Co-host]

Yeah. West Virginia's maggoty run. Ew.

[Guest]

Ew.

[Co-host]

Utah. Goblin Valley State Park.

[Guest]

Is that like Sodomy Gulch?

[Brady]

I met my wife at the old Goblin Valley. She's a gobbler.

[Guest]

Oh, so Miss Mesa started with a.

[Brady]

With a Y. Oh, that could be. I remembered it a day, but it made me like. Like Yuli or something like that. My name is Yuli. Is that Julie?

[Co-host]

See, this family in Pennsylvania went on a road trip last month, and a hundred miles in, they pulled over for gas. That's when they realized their cat, Ray Ray was along for the ride. But he was not riding on the inside of the van. He was clinging to the roof. They had one of those soft cargo carriers on the roof. Ray Ray somehow held on.

[Brady]

He just carried the claws.

[Co-host]

Nails in and laid down 70 miles per hour.

[Brady]

Put your head down. Cat's pretty aerodynamic.

[Co-host]

Family couldn't believe it. Ray Ray was unfazed. So they decided just to continue on.

[Brady]

Hang on how long was the trip?

[Co-host]

The other choice? Well, they went. They were 100. Ray Ray rode a hundred miles.

[Brady]

They didn't have to stop for gas or anything. They didn't notice.

[Co-host]

They went 100 miles and then stopped for gas. And that's when they noticed Ray Ray was on the roof.

[Brady]

Did they take him back?

[Co-host]

They didn't take him back. They took him along for the trip.

[Brady]

I bet you the top of that.

[Co-host]

Roof smells had to smuggle them into.

[Brady]

The VRbox all over that. That velvet Buick.

[Co-host]

They did go to the pet store and picked up a litter box, some food.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Co-host]

And Ray Ray went on vacation. Then they shared it on social media. He's an indoor outdoor cat. People wanted to know.

[Brady]

He's pretty outdoor, too. 70 miles an hour. He's outdoor. At the cliff of 70.

[Co-host]

This dude in Northern Kentucky, just the across the border from Ohio is going. He set up his Halloween display and he's hoping to get into the Guinness World record for most objects in a yard.

[Brady]

Worst neighbor ever. That's what he's going for.

[Co-host]

Halloween is his name. And every year he does it. He sets it up. He puts a little charity gift giving box out there to donate to his own wants. Yeah, you can't do that. He picks a different charity.

[Brady]

I thought it was to pay for his bills.

[Co-host]

No, I hate that. He donates it to a different charity every year.

[Guest]

Might need to see the receipts on that.

[Brady]

Well, that's the funny thing. There was a guy in Arcadia that used to do that, and he'd have a box outside and you'd donate because it's not cheap. Putting this together, I'm like, nobody asked you to do this. If it's too expensive for you, don't do it anymore. Doesn't the neighborhood love it? Yeah, but if you can't afford it. Stop it. Don't ask me for money because you chose to light up your house. Crazy.

[Co-host]

This year it's going to the Northern Kentucky's Children's Advocacy Advocacy Center.

[Brady]

You should give it to the Gore orphanage. Every penny ever should go to the Gore orphanage.

[Co-host]

Yeah, that'd be a good idea.

[Brady]

Thanks. Brady as he shuffles papers and kills time. Good stretch. Well played.

[Co-host]

Time for some Brady videos.

[Brady]

25 years of broadcast. You can't. You can't beat that kind of professionalism. Right there.

[Co-host]

Top notch. The first one is actually radio audio. Okay, I want you to hear.

[Brady]

So radio video. Not radio video.

[Co-host]

The audio. Then I'll show you the video. I want you to guess.

[Brady]

I hate to break it to you. Everything you've done up to this point is radio audio.

[Co-host]

Well, that's true, but this is for you guys. You see the radio videos.

[Brady]

That's right. That's because the video means I see it. Audio means I hear it.

[Co-host]

So I want you guys to take a stab at what you think the audio is.

[Brady]

All right? What is this? All right, Brady's.

[Guest]

Three, two, one.

[Brady]

Go. Girl. Face it up. Twist it up so it's. Hang it higher. No, no, up.

[Co-host]

Left hand.

[Brady]

Left hand. Hanging it up so it'. Flap. There you go. Playing spoons. That's what I'm going. Stop. Come on. Spoons would be a lot louder. Geez, I feel like she's got, like, her lips hanging out a car window or something.

[Host]

That'd be better.

[Brady]

Playing spoons.

[Co-host]

Great guess.

[Brady]

Either. I think they both make a similar sound. I think if it was the upper lips, you'd have heard more sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Guest]

Gasping.

[Brady]

So I think it was more just. I think it's. I'm gonna.

[Co-host]

Go ahead. I'll give you a hint.

[Brady]

No way. I'm gonna go.

[Guest]

Let me guess.

[Brady]

I think it's a double amputee who has no legs up to the hips, and they're hanging around of a Ford F150 and they drive 80 miles an hour like that cat on the roof.

[Host]

That's pretty specific.

[Co-host]

Let's try to set a world record.

[Brady]

Well, that would probably be.

[Co-host]

So the most lips flapping.

[Brady]

Well, no, just like the longest an amputee has ever hung out of a car without pants.

[Guest]

Okay.

[Co-host]

Okay.

[Brady]

That's my guess.

[Co-host]

30 seconds.

[Brady]

Feeling pretty good about that. All right, Brett, you gotta go. I'm still going.

[Co-host]

Spoons.

[Brady]

He likes playing baby plastic spoons.

[Co-host]

Yeah, it's the new record for most fist bumps in 30 seconds. No, 424. I'll go.

[Host]

Kill yourself.

[Brady]

Rather watch mine?

[Host]

Yeah, I'd rather watch spoons and they're double fisted.

[Brady]

Oh, I thought it was a girl. It's the girl filming it.

[Guest]

She's timing it.

[Brady]

And it's just two dudes just fisting.

[Guest]

Each other for three, two, one, go.

[Brady]

What's. What is the. How many.

[Co-host]

424 in 30 seconds.

[Host]

A couple of jerks.

[Brady]

Yeah, what a couple of jerk offs. I'll tell you right now, I can break that record with one hand. I've been training for that since I'm 11. Twist it up so it's aimed at iron. God, they need jobs.

[Host]

We did it.

[Brady]

We're in Dumpsville. Midwest America. Is that reason why you're fly over country.

[Co-host]

Gore Orphanage Road.

[Brady]

Is it by the Gore Orphanage? Where in Portland did that happen? All right, what else you got?

[Co-host]

Last one's a little Mile High Club yak.

[Brady]

Huh?

[Co-host]

This girl's flying. You spoil it.

[Brady]

Yeah, you gave it all away. Oh, see, she's not having sex. She's just flying in a plane and it's going upside down. She's gonna puke on her fat face. Yeah, she just threw up in a plane that's doing trips. Listen, the Mile High Club Rainforest threaten.

[Host]

Puke just looking at her.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's probably from the pilot. He caught her in the rearview mirror. Nothing about this is Mile High Club.

[Co-host]

Yeah, the guy in the back. Right in the back.

[Brady]

Oh, no. Now, did he catch some of it? Oh, yeah, Just hit the screen.

[Co-host]

Yeah, he probably leveled it out after that.

[Brady]

I'd have just hit eject, shot her ass right out of the plane. Don't you have to train to be, like, in a plane that's doing tricks?

[Co-host]

Not as a passenger.

[Brady]

Really?

[Guest]

When I went up in those biplanes, the Red Baron.

[Brady]

Why would they want that? Like that didn't have a top on it. So if you threw up, it just left the building.

[Co-host]

That's true.

[Brady]

Like, why would you put someone in a bubble and said, you've never felt anything like this. You're probably gonna throw up and we're gonna clean it. Let's do this. I would stop that program immediately if every time somebody came in the studio it threw up. I'd be like, we gotta. Everybody's gotta stop coming in.

[Co-host]

She's jacking off. And that's this guy.

[Brady]

I'm leaving. Christ.

[Guest]

30 minutes.

[Brady]

No, nothing. You ask me, less than nothing.

[Host]

And he's dying over here.

[Brady]

Kills himself.

[Co-host]

I know.

[Brady]

Geez. You know, you just drive in Kirby's car. You're catching a contact guy. The hell is wrong with you?

[Co-host]

Brett, you got some videos?

[Brady]

No. I'll get to that.

[Co-host]

Jesus so happy with himself.

[Brady]

I said, yeah. Can off replace the J with a Y or an I? I made it Latin. I hope that is why you end up in hell. I hope that's the one. Jesus. Looking at your papers going, you were good up till that yakking off thing. Sorry.

[Co-host]

I'm sorry.

[Brady]

Yahweh not getting in.

[Co-host]

You're a jerk.

[Brady]

Jesus. All right, go ahead. There.

[Host]

I can't follow that.

[Brady]

Well, you can. You can. The bar is so low. You could show me a picture of a guy holding up a piece of white paper and it would be better than what just happened.

[Host]

Oh, this one. They found somebody else that sent this one in. It's a Brady in the wild.

[Brady]

Oh, we got a Brady in the wild. Is he a real Brady in the wild or just a big guy? Porcupine just fired all its quills at a fat guy on his porch. It is Brady in the wild. Brady would do this. Oh, man. It just shoots, like, a hundred quills.

[Co-host]

Another one. I saw another one yesterday. I don't know if this is AI Again or not, but there's a series.

[Brady]

Of them of a fat guy getting hit by porcupines going up to porcupine.

[Guest]

They're trying to tell you something.

[Brady]

They're trying. Yeah, Your algorithm's warning you don't pet the wildlife. Wow. Cool.

[Host]

All right, next, there's some security footage.

[Brady]

We're at a security footage of what looks.

[Host]

You missed it, but you got to watch what's coming in now.

[Brady]

Run across real fast. Oh, my God. Is that.

[Guest]

That's a.

[Co-host]

It's a body flying in.

[Brady]

That's a body.

[Co-host]

Just. Oh.

[Brady]

Oh, there's its head. Oh, Brad, hit the railing. What is that? Where does it come from?

[Co-host]

A Halloween display.

[Brady]

It's just a surveillance camera. And a body shoots all the way across. Is that a cow?

[Host]

I don't know. I don't have any.

[Co-host]

Or that's the body.

[Brady]

I don't know what that is. All right, get off of that one. That was just a dude shooting across a cctv. Oh, we're flying down a road here, and it's a cruddy road. It's like a dirt track. Oh, we're gonna keep going. Here comes another one.

[Co-host]

Yeah, maybe it's further down.

[Brady]

Comes the second one. Here comes the second car. Oh, there's somebody crossing the room. Kangaroo. That was a kangaroo in Australia. Oh, crikey. Wow. A little guy trying to get across the road. And again, breakneck speeds.

[Host]

No, here's some bike riding.

[Brady]

That was the kangaroo's last words. All right. What is that? There's a. Oh, Jesus. A car just. Just bumped on, runs over the guy. Oh, no. And it just keeps going.

[Guest]

I think we showed this one because they having road rage with them.

[Brady]

Well, because the. I will say. The bikers are in the street. You're running.

[Guest]

It was part of an organized ride or something, and he was mad that they were slowing.

[Brady]

Everybody man. All right.

[Host]

And then here's some dude just walking around.

[Brady]

Some surveillance footage, CCTV camera footage of a guy walking. I don't see him. Where is he? Oh, there. He just blew up. Stepped on a miner.

[Co-host]

Even bonus.

[Brady]

Oh, it just won't stop blowing up. The dude went up in the air about 30ft.

[Guest]

Did you toss him twice?

[Brady]

No.

[Co-host]

Just once.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[Guest]

Oh, there's two guys up there.

[Brady]

Yeah, there they are. Oh, I see them now. Okay. They're just walking along.

[Guest]

He touch a live wire, bro?

[Brady]

Is it the second guy? Yeah, yeah. He just got engulfed in flames, man. They just planted mines all over the place. Never wrote down where.

[Host]

Here's some fun in one of Toledo's vacation countries.

[Brady]

Okay, it's a dude climbing out of a full. A full manhole cover of sewage. And he just went into the earth. He just went in, open the manhole cover and got in. And the sewer is packed full to the road. He's under it underwater.

[Co-host]

Cell phone.

[Brady]

That's a bath in India. Oh, God. Oh, he spits somehow back in. Oh, he's going. He went back down into the sewers of India. I didn't even know India had sewers. Oh, if he doesn't come up with a million dollars. This wasn't worth it. Oh, my God. He's climbing out of the Indian sewer. Soaking went with Indian rogue. They have tampons. I don't even know poops and peas and whatever. They wash their hands.

[Host]

Just getting weird now. There's some furry stuff.

[Brady]

The guy dressed as a dog, Batman, and he's got a. Oh, my God. I don't even know how to describe that. All right, here's here. I'll try. He's dressed as Catwoman and Batman at the same time in some weird leather suit. It is assless and frontless. The front of him has a hydraulic weird machine that is giving him a hand job. And then his anus. Yeah, it might be. That actually might be what that is. It might be for udders. And then the thing definitely on his ass is not a milking machine. That is a sex with his. That's taking it in the app is what that is. He got the word man.

[Host]

And I don't know if this is AI or not.

[Brady]

The word is jam. He got it.

[Host]

I don't know if this is AI or not, but we'll just go for it.

[Brady]

Guy hovering over a toilet. He slips. Oh, he's gonna try to shoot it. Oh, outstanding.

[Co-host]

I don't know if that's A.I.

[Brady]

I mean, that's impressive, man. All right, let me. Let me tell the people what just happened. I don't think it is, but I know he's. He gets down on all fours in front of a toilet and fires a two Foot poop into the toilet from, you know, not a very great distance, but further than most of us could do, which is over the rim. A little on the rim. It wasn't a swish, but I think it was a lot longer than he thought it was going to be.

[Co-host]

That's a big poop for your basketball tonight.

[Brady]

Yeah, that is well in there from downtown. Yes. Still better than watching the wnba. We are live at the finals in Phoenix. The Mercury taking on the Aces as the ladies squat above the Johns. Yes, it's in the hole. Finally, a watchable female basketball product. I take that back. The three on three things. Gonna be awesome. I give it to him all day long. This five on five thing, it's too much. Uh, there you go. All right. Was that it?

[Host]

I don't know if we can top that one.

[Brady]

I don't. Don't try.

[Host]

That was impressive.

[Brady]

Let's just end on that one.

[Host]

This guy's got a question about Brady's video. Okay, we were listening to audio here. It's coming right here.

[Brady]

Oh, that's. Oh, it's printed. It says. Did you just play two guys fisting each other 400 times during Pride Month? Flaming out, bro. Yeah, that's very true. Eventually are double fisting. They were double fisting each other, and they had a girl timing it. There you go. That is your Brady report. It's 98. KUPD. Don't forget jam is the word you're putting in the promo code on the app right now. Maybe get you a thousand bucks. It's 98. It's out of control now.