10-14-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness — October 14, 2025 (Full Show)

Podcast: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Host: John Holmberg, with Brady Bogen, Amber, Larry, and Big Dick Toledo

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Overview:

This Tuesday’s episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness captures Arizona’s wild post-storm atmosphere, spinning out into classic rants, dark humor, Midwest memories, listener emails (some deeply unhinged), and the usual blend of irreverent local and national commentary. Expect weather stories, sports musings, arguments over Bad Bunny, off-color jokes about tornadoes and Jews, and a cavalcade of silly (and sometimes gross) anecdotes. The show is as much about community catharsis as it is about firing shots at anything and everything.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Arizona’s Near-Tornado: Trauma, Thrills & Midwest Memories

(00:10 – 11:10)

• Holmberg recounts seeing an almost-tornado touch down in Phoenix, rattling off childhood memories of Indiana tornadoes, including near-misses and the iconic “train sound.”
• Local color: Phoenix residents standing outside filming the storm are labeled “morons,” and John is amused at seeing a “Midwest tornado over the city.”
• Fun ribbing about housing not being tornado-ready: “Has anyone watched the Three Little Pigs? We built everything out of chicken wire and wood. The wolf's gonna win this.” — John [07:53]
• Arizona infrastructure: “We don’t have any basements or overpass shelters like the Midwest… We’re not built for this.”
• Brady reminisces about growing up in tornado country, reflecting on the randomness of who gets hit.

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2. Weather Turns to Regional Roasting & Life’s Positives

(11:15 – 15:40)

• John roasts the entire “Tornado Alley” (Illinois, Indiana, Ohio) as, essentially, wastelands worth destroying.
• Arizona’s helplessness in weather: “It floods here because it’s dry all the time. The moment it rains, it’s just a mess.” — John [09:50]
• A brief hard turn to optimism:
  • John plugs modern tech (“multiview” TV that lets him watch multiple sports games at once).
  • Rant against “things are worse than ever” — “We keep focusing on so much negativity… It's the greatest time to be alive.” — John [13:15]
  • Tells friend Paula (age 94), “You were 6 when a guy named Hitler started to ravage the world… now you just have to wait for a third vodka soda.”
• Advice to complainers: “You’ll get a third job if you have to. If you’re struggling and you hate it, change it. It’s not that easy. Yes, it can be. Trust me.”

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3. Listener Mail: Israel, Anti-Semitism & Satire

(15:45 – 30:00)

• John reads a listener email accusing him of being a “Zionazi,” expressing conspiracy-laden anti-Semitic ideas.
  • John lampoons these views, joking about “Jewish control of media, weather, finance.”
  • Quotes:
    • “They have you fooled and you deliver their message… Zombie Bullhorn’s a good band name.” — John [17:16]
    • “Didn't you see yesterday, the Jews made a tornado in Phoenix. They're in control of the weather, too.” — John [17:38]
• The hosts indulge in faux-paranoia and parody:
  • “Krav Maga is the root form of what developed into Tactical Black, so I get Israeli Jews are really tough. The comedy Jews I know can barely control their cars.” — John [19:09]
• John and Brady trade odd stories with Jewish acquaintances, riff on Jewish stereotypes, and jokingly suggest “the worst the Jews have done is steal Brady’s generator.”
• Contest instructions (humorously linked to conspiracy!):
  • The show’s “take it in the app” contest becomes a running joke about “Jewish indoctrination.”
  • “You don’t have a seat at the Jews’ table of control.” — John, giving out the contest word “seat” [21:19]

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4. Arizona App Contest Riff & Old-School Radio Pranks

(22:47 – 28:30)

• Detailed contest rules and instructions, razzing listeners who can’t follow basic directions (“Amber Powell, I’m calling you out!”).
• The “word of the hour” routine still ties back to the Jewish joke thread—John: “You click on take it in the app… you’ll see all the little spots… It’s going to take a couple days to get them indoctrinated, like the Jews have me telling their message.”
• Parody of anti-Israel activism:
  • John lampoons protesters in Gilbert, AZ, “It’s real easy to get on Instagram and start shouting… and then head to Agritopia for Joe’s BBQ. Still hate the Jews, but gonna have a nice day.”

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5. Mocking Portland’s Naked Bike Protest & More Regional Insults

(33:50 – 41:57)

• Holmberg rails against Portland’s annual “naked bike ride” protest as “the most effective anti-tourism ad ever”—
  • “Even good-looking people look terrible naked on a bike. Multiply that by a thousand weird Portlandians, and I’m all for full eradication if that’s how we get there.” — John [35:08]
  • “That’s brilliant marketing to keep you out of Portland.” — Brady [37:51]
• Generally roasts Portlanders as ugly, smelly, headlining “big ugly hippies.”
  • “I'm just gonna open my mouth and take ladyboy crank for hours on end rather than watch Portland…” — John [37:20]
• Concludes: “Put your clothes on Portland. You make us sick. Unless that naked bike ride is to secede, I’m against whatever you guys were doing.” — John [41:05]
• Discussion expands to zoo animal stories, John advocating for “zoos without glass — let’s see what actually happens.”

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6. Extended Riffs: Meth Stories, Miss Mesa, and the Circle K Saga

(54:00 – 72:00)

• Meth tennis: Brazilian tennis player’s claim he “got meth in his system from kissing his meth-using girlfriend” is mercilessly mocked.
  • “If you make out with someone on meth, you’re probably on meth too. Meth isn’t a ‘casual hangout’ drug.” — John [55:15]
  • “Nobody hangs around the casual meth user without going ‘me too’.” — John [55:42]
• Personal story detour:
  • John tells the infamously gross “Miss Mesa” story — a near-romantic experience with a pageant-winner-claimant whose dental health and (rumor has it) meth use ended the potential hookup:
    • “You can smell the difference between bad breath and whoa, something’s rotten in there. I was still gonna make out with her, but I just needed her to chew some gum.” — John [61:29]
  • The crew attempts to identify her; humorous speculation on “fake pageant credentials” and meth’s impact on dating ensues.
• Other listeners submit their own “meth stories” — including the horror of bad breath as a meth-recognition tool.

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7. Promos, Jokes, and Rapid-Fire Riffing

(75:00 – 100:00)

• John mocks contest logic—explains that “app numbers” are the real reason for giveaways, not generosity.
  • “What’s this, four or five weeks? It’s only costing us five grand. All we're really doing is making app numbers go through the moon so the Bobs (management) can justify their jobs.” [76:44]
• Extended bit on “J” as the last letter added to English alphabet:
  • The group ponders why, jokes about Jews “hoarding all the Js,” and puns on “yam/bam/jam.” [94:10–99:58]
• “Spookiest places by name” — Arizona’s “Skull Mesa” and Ohio’s “Gore Orphanage Road” get special mention.

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8. Brady Reports, Gross-Out Videos, and Listener Submissions

(106:08 – 117:20)

• “Brady Videos” runs the gamut from porcupines quilling men, to dudes fisting each other for a world record, to a guy successfully launching a two-foot poop into a toilet from a crouch. (“Outstanding. Still better than watching the WNBA.” — John [116:48])
• Further raucous, occasionally raunchy banter about bodily functions, gross-out videos, and animal attacks.
• Listener feedback: “Did you just play two guys fisting each other 400 times during Pride Month? Double fisting. They had a girl timing it.” — John, reading listener message [117:40]

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9. Hot Button Segment: Bad Bunny / Halftime Show / Gender in Music

**(131:41 – 142:29; notable ongoing topic throughout show)

• John confronts angry listener emails about Bad Bunny and the “wokeness” of the upcoming Super Bowl halftime:
  • “You crap on the 311, WNBA, and Guy Fieri with every breath, but now you’re 100% on board with this Spanish soy boy. What gives?” — Listener [131:43]
  • John’s logic: He’s not a fan, but finds outrage over Bad Bunny’s gender-bending “hypocritical” given 80s glam rock and icons like David Bowie, Poison, Rob Halford.
  • “If we start getting in on the whole tranny/gay thing as to why Bad Bunny’s not good, let’s grab a mirror.” — John [132:53]
• “Hate him for the right reasons. If you hate the music, fine. But if you’re mad about the LGBTQ thing, you’re in trouble… music’s always been a bunch of twinkie weirdos.” — John [137:16]

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10. Hot Releases & Streaming Picks

(147:38–160:32)

• Music highlights: Kylie Jenner’s music cameo, Battle Beast (lampooned as “Fat Jewel”), Military Gun, Bon Iver, Dorothy with Slash, Boz Skaggs, and Tame Impala.
• Streaming TV:
  • “The Perfect Neighbor” (Netflix) – True crime, neighbor harassment turns to unimaginable violence. “If you have 13 or 14 kids running around the cul de sac, gonna make a few calls…” — John [155:51]
  • Murdaugh Murder doc, John Wayne Gacy stories on Peacock, Scorsese mini-doc.
• Cynical recommendation: “If you want to have fun watching stuff, hope something stupid happens. Don’t get so mad that you have to cancel it.”

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11. Odds & Ends: Scariest Movies, First Ladies’ Looks, and Apple TV+ Name Change

(163:35–171:30)

• “Scariest movies by heart rate” (per science), Skinamarink and Sinister at the top, but John and Brady are unimpressed by jump scares.
• M. Night Shyamalan making a movie about the Magic 8 Ball.
• Apple TV Plus drops the “Plus.”
• First Ladies hotness ranking led by Melania... with much agitation at the View’s attempt to compare young Hillary Clinton to Sydney Sweeney.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps):

• “If you see KUPD sales go by in the sky, you know it’s serious.” — John [11:07]
• “You just click on take it in the app. It’s going to take a couple days to get them indoctrinated, like the Jews have me telling their message.” — John [24:44]
• “That’s brilliant marketing to keep you out of Portland.” — Brady [37:51]
• “Meth people hang together, you know, they’re like Mormons. They like each other more than they like us.” — John [56:33]
• “Our ownership doesn’t, but we do. If you could help us out, just turn it up every once in a while and give us a little bump. Otherwise you’re just being selfish. You’re not helping us.” — John [88:14]
• “You’ll get a third job if you have to. If you’re struggling and you hate it, change it. It’s not that easy. Yes, it can be.” — John [14:32]
• “I have to lick my fingers to get these apart.” — John, on their giant paper binder of contest words [128:01]
• “If you make out with someone on meth, you’re probably also on meth. There’s no ‘I don’t do it, but she does’ with meth.” — John [55:15]
• “We’re a team, huh? It’s Blind, it’s Korn, it’s 98.” — [84:46]
• “I would take Jackie with chunks of brain on her before Hillary.” — John [170:10]

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For Those Who Haven’t Listened...

This episode is classic “HMS” — whip-smart banter, sharp satirical takes on current events, rough language and humor, and a no-holds-barred look at the local Arizona lunacy after a wild storm night. Weather trauma, wild listeners, contest confusion, and boundary-pushing stories are all delivered by a crew unafraid to offend.

The show balances complaint, roast, and occasional soulful recollection (“the best time ever to be alive!”) with an Arizona slant. Sporadic contest instructions, riffing on local color, calling out listeners and sharing emails, all create a sense of improv chaos. Brutally honest — and never boring.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Arizona tornado & Midwest memories: 00:10 – 11:10
• App contest / Jewish control satire: 15:45 – 30:00
• Portland Naked Bike protest: 33:50 – 41:57
• Zoo stories / Animal attacks: 45:53 – 53:33
• Meth, Miss Mesa, Circle K saga: 54:00 – 72:00
• App contest, “word of the hour” riff: 75:00 – 90:00
• Music, Bad Bunny halftime debate: 131:41 – 142:29
• Hot releases & streaming TV: 147:38–160:32
• Scariest movies “by science”: 163:35–165:09

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Holmberg’s key to Surviving Arizona:
“We’re not built for weather, not even rain. The reason it’s a big deal — Paul Horton’s on TV screaming — is because we don’t know what to do when it rains… We can’t have unexpected weather. We’re not good at it.” [10:00]

On listener outrage:
“I hate a lot of stuff. But I try to hate for the right reasons.” [140:50]

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BOTTOM LINE:
Relentlessly entertaining, opinionated, and unfiltered — this episode embodies HMS: nostalgia, mockery, dark jokes, run-ins with Arizona’s weather, and brutal honesty about everything and everyone. Not for delicate ears, but essential local radio.

Transcript

[Amber]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And it was like just this turn. And then I think the mountain kind of busted the front half of it up. And it just turned into a nasty storm. And it already hit Tempe with microburst that was going to turn into a tornado. It was like 82°. It was perfect. It was just a per. No rain. And you're like, oh, you're in trouble and nobody knows. And I'm driving through my neighborhood and everybody's standing outside taking pictures, taking pictures. I'm like, you guys are all morons. What's. What's right next to this thing isn't pretty. And luckily it broke. We got just hammered like a street away. And then nothing. That is the first time I've ever seen like a real Midwest tornado developed directly over the city. It was crazy.

[Brady]

Sometimes when you see those big. You know, the micro burst whatever when it just dumps out of the thing, it does a little.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the microburst is the spiral. That's the microburst. The. The water falling and just a crazy storm. But it's going to. That's an actual like mini tornado. This was the legit sky spinning like. And the coloring, the coloring. It's that nauseating weird like is. Am I. You get dizzy because the whole sky starts to move. It was right. It was nuts. But it did. You know. Luckily. I mean the tornadoes are fairly reliant on incredibly flat land. And then I got real nervous. Cause I looked out my window and there was our sales lady Susan. I'm like, I got your dog too. I'm like, oh my God, it's happening. And she flew right by me. I'm like, this is real. And then everything went black and white. And me and the two fawns arm hands were like, get inside. What's going on? It was real. It was crazy. So hopefully everybody you know didn't. You didn't lose stuff because it was a. My buddy Marty came over and he was like, I. I called family to tell them I love them because I felt I was driving into the apocalypse. It was. I've not seen something like that in Arizona. And it didn't last very long. It was like four minutes of like, oh boy, I know what's going on here. And it's moving A thousand times faster than the other clouds. It's just cruising and it's a tornado. And like, oh, boy. I don't think people realized how close that thing was to forming something really ugly.

[Brady]

Didn't know anything about. I mean, being down in Gilbert, there wasn't much in the afternoon until the evening. But it wasn't quite.

[John Holmberg]

Man, we had a. This you would know.

[Brady]

Crushed briefly, but nothing like that.

[John Holmberg]

Ohio doesn't get tornadoes like Indiana does. Indiana should be. That's the only time you might believe in God. Like those people in Chandler that thought Jesus was real for saving a picture is. If you've ever been to Indiana and met the people of Indiana and you. You get around and you see the sights of Indiana, you realize there's a reason God keeps throwing tornadoes at this place. What a dump. And it makes sense. Tornado Alley. There isn't like a. That's the best. Nobody's ever said that's the best part of Tornado Alley. It's like it's all bad. Like there isn't a good city. There's. It's all, yuck. It's Illinois and Indiana and some of Ohio and it could all. We could twist it all up. In fact, I'd be on. I'd be on her side. I'd be one of the little monkeys or one of the dudes with the furs and the giant axes. Oh, I'd be on her side if she's like, I want to destroy Ohio, Indiana and Illinois. Yes. Sign me up for that. So I hope everything's all right because that was a big one. We just got hammered over the last few huge storms. Massive storm.

[Amber]

Yeah, we just got a bunch of rain by us. We didn't get. We didn't get barely any wind by us, but it dumped again.

[John Holmberg]

It sure was. Sure was fun because I didn't. I didn't. I didn't think that would happen here. And good. The mountains will stop it. But it was kind of neat in a weird way. It makes me kind of root for that again because, you know, if the mountains are going to stop it, I get to see that cool visual. It was. It was. It was. I have never seen that since I've lived here. I've seen big storms. I've seen, like, oh, this would go a certain direction but never actually start to form where you feel unsteady because the sky starts to move.

[Brady]

The other thing you realize is if you are familiar with the Midwest, like you're saying, and there's tornadoes, there's no real good Place in most of our houses that are too many basement built for it.

[John Holmberg]

We don't have any overpasses. You don't even think that in Indiana you'll go through an overpass on one of their highways and stuff. And inside the overpass are these like little lay down spots, like you can get in them.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like on the, on the ramps that go down, like you pull over under the overpass and lay down or get inside these like cutouts.

[Brady]

I thought about that the other day. It's like, you know, really go to the bathroom in the tub. That's still.

[John Holmberg]

If there's a tornado. Yeah, you were thinking about that.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. If, if I was just saying if you had a tornado or something.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought you said the other day you were like planning with the family.

[Brady]

I was thinking because I was watching one of those programs where the people are going into these tornadoes, trying to record them.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you know, they always head off to a ditch or some got trapped in their car.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, that's their fault. If you chase a tornado, you're a moron.

[Amber]

Well, in these new houses, the way they're built out here, tornadoes, you know, do nothing.

[John Holmberg]

Has anyone watched. I was gonna say, has anybody watched the Three Little Pigs? We built everything out of chicken wire and wood. The wolf's gonna win this. Yeah, mine's. I got a block home.

[Amber]

I do too.

[John Holmberg]

The pool, huh? You get in the pool. It's not real. I'm probably safer. Not a bad idea. How long can you hold your breath? Tornadoes don't last forever. But yeah, it's. It's kind of neat. But yeah, I was, I. We are not built for it. You're absolutely right. I remember when I was. When I was a little kid that put the fear of storms in me was that one that the. We lived on a street with like, you know, at the end of it. There was a car dealership way up at the end of the road. And we were kind of down the street in the middle. So the major road car dealership, you turn in behind that, you turn again and you're in our neighborhood. And the house that was next to the car dealership, it was like it was surgically cut off. The roof was gone. And that storm that sounds so much like a train, like when they say that. Oh, it's this locomotive sound. It is exactly that. And you know, our house and most of the others, totally untouched. This thing just the wind whipped, took it and then went into a field and tore the hell out of a cornfield and went up by my elementary school and just knocked some stuff over. But for the most part, the only house in our neighborhood. And there was a lot of trash around, like papers and sticks and stuff. Just took the roof off. And I mean.

[Brady]

But what's weird is, like, it was.

[John Holmberg]

Cut off at the roof line. It was perfect. It was perfect.

[Brady]

He feels it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And as a little kid, I remember, you know, when it all settled, it gets real calm, and we all went outside to make sure everything in our houses were all right. And I'm just out there crying my eyes out. And down the road, there's no roof on the house and people are freaking out. One house in our neighborhood, and then the car dealership got just all the light poles bent down. It was crazy. It would have been on the news today. It would have been. It was great tv because there's junk everywhere. And then the house right next to it was absolutely fine. It was weird. So weird.

[Brady]

But how still it gets before.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, and that was the other thing. As I'm on 16th Street, I'm driving and I'm looking at this, and I'm like, well, I know exactly what that is. I got to the freeway light to cross over the 51, and it was dead calm. And I'm like, ew, this is it. And then. And then the trees started to move a little, and then a lot. And I'm like, oh, God. But, yeah, so that Piesta Peak did something. Squaw peak knocked it down. So great job, mountain. That's what we've got you for. So I think it's over. I think we're all okay. And I know there's going to be people going, arizona has weather. We're not built for weather. The reason it's a big deal, the reason Paul Hortons on there all day going, whoa, buddy, Is because we don't know what to do when it rains. It floods here because it's dry all the time. So everybody's like, it's just rain. I'm back in Michigan. Yeah, back in Michigan. They're built for it. It's a mud puddle. It rains here, and it's a mess. People don't help, but, yeah, we don't. We can't have unexpected weather here. We're not good at it. We're bad enough with regular rain. We're bad with. Like. That shouldn't have happened. Tore up half a Tempe. You see that damage down in Tempe?

[Amber]

Like Mellon Southern.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Just got trashed. It took roofs off. It was Nuts. This was a real one. And again, look in the sky if you see KUPD sales. If that goes by you, I have.

[Larry]

Excellent rates for overnights.

[John Holmberg]

Telling you it's a thing. Gotta go home and watch the greatest night of sports. I didn't have a team in the race, but I got that multi view on YouTube and there's nothing better than having the NLCS and two Monday Night Football games going on the same TV. That that is where I draw the line of people going. It's worse than it's ever been. I can't believe what's happened. Let's go this hell in a hand basket society. Nope. Two Monday night football games in the nfcs and I had one television. And the new technology. I can watch all of them because my TV's 90 inches. I used to watch TV when I was a kid on a in my room on a 13 inch television. It was color, but at least I had that. And I was so happy with it. I had a sound system attached to it, a VCR when I was like 15. This tiny little television. Nobody ever came to my house and said that things. What do you have that it was awesome to have. Now I've 90. I've got. Jesus Christ, I can't even do the math on what is it? Nine feet of tv. It's ridiculous. And it's sitting on my wall and it shows three shows at once. And with a simple touch of a button, I'm getting sound forever. Come on, quit complaining that the world's going to hell in a handbasket and find multiview on your damn YouTube TV hookup direct probably has it too. It's incredible. It's incredible. It's been no better time to be alive than now. If it weren't for your kids constantly mucking up Gilbert and everything else. Ruining everything and making us all like the kids have Fentanyl. The kids have. Oh for Christ's sake, pay attention. Three multi view. Nothing gets better than multi view. And tonight you got basketball. The Suns are back, so within a week we'll have. And hockey. You could have all four major sports on one television at once. Oh, don't tell me it's tough to be around right now.

[Amber]

And no WNBA too.

[John Holmberg]

And that's over. That nightmare. So thank Christ it doesn't even tease you with a multi you can build your own.

[Brady]

You don't even end it with a storm.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you don't have to Google search. How do I delete one of the four multi views it gave me? A WNBA game won't even do it. Awesome stuff. I'm so like, we have to embrace the greatness of what's going on again. You order something from Amazon, there's a chance it'll be there within an hour or so and you're watching three things at once on nine feet of television in your house. And times have never been harder. Are you crazy? The greatest time to be alive. We just, we keep focusing on so much negativity and nastiness. It's the greatest time to be alive. My 94 year old friend Paula, it's just I always have to remind her because she gets lost and then she watches news and she comes and she's just, I just don't know what's going on in this world. It's just, it just seems to be just caving in. And I'm like, Paula, you were 6 when a guy named Hitler started to just ravage the world. Yeah, that's true. You had rations you weren't allowed to go to the store, you had certain amount of things you were allowed to buy. Yeah, I guess that's probably true. I'm like, all right, it's awesome. Right now you're complaining while we wait for our third vodka soda. You're 94, it's great out here.

[Amber]

Don't worry about the news at 94.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't matter. You're fine. You made it. Meanwhile, remember what your grandparents said. I don't know what the hell's going on with this world. It's all caving in. It's falling apart around us. No, it's not. It's all right. You're just getting older and it seems like it's passed you by, cuz it has. I just don't know what to do. It's just so scary. No, it's not. You know what? You know, if you're scared, get on Amazon and order a suit of armor. It'll be there in three hours. You're going to be fine, man. I'll get the emails from some guy you don't know. You don't know what it's like to struggle out there. So then stop it. You'll get a third job if you have to. If you're struggling and you hate it, change it. It's not that easy. Yes, it can be. Trust me. If I can be alright with this, everyone can. I have no discernible skills whatsoever. I just found something that I kind of am okay at. I got the world fooled. Well, maybe I don't because this guy emailed me this Morning. He thinks he's figured me out. Remember yesterday, the guy that said. After I said it, I thought it was a nice thing that the hostages were released from Little Peace. Go back. Yeah, peace isn't bad. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I had that. But I said, oh, that's nice. That's pretty much all I said. Oh, that's nice. Those people get to go back to their families and stuff. No matter what the politics of it, which I'm sure are all dirty, I still think it's nice that those people get to see their families again. Killer me, a pessimist. It says, hey, Holmberg, that Zion. Oh, yeah. And a guy called me a Zionazi, which is a new word for me. I had to look all that up and just basically means I'm for this. I'm for the State of Israel, and for that being an established place and also a Nazi. I can't figure that part out at all. Anyway, it says the Zionazi guy that emailed you was technically right. When you said you were happy about the release of the hostages, you proved you haven't got a clue what's going on in the world. The Jews have been kicked out of 109 places on Earth. If you and Brady tried to go to 109 restaurants and got kicked out, would you still blame the restaurants or would you start to realize it's you? The support of the State of Israel is your way of accepting that we don't have a government, we have a Jewish super state, and you're bowing to them. Look deeper into what you said and you'd realize the Jews and their intrusion into the region is why we have to question their every move. They already control the information in your finances. I know you say you don't have people telling you what to say on kupd, but without knowing it, they have you fooled. And you deliver their message without even realizing they've turned you into a zombie bullhorn. Zombie Bullhorn's a good band name.

[Brady]

It is.

[John Holmberg]

Stick with the jokes, cuz you're funny. But don't dabble with things you don't understand. Sign Brent and Gilbert. Oh, Brent and Gilbert. How much easier life would be if you stopped giving a flying at the State of Israel and its concerns? It would just be better. No, that's what the Jews want. Didn't you see yesterday the Jews made a tornado in Phoenix. They're in control of the weather, too. Why haven't you bowed to them yet if there's only 10 million of them on the planet and they control the information and finance. We've already lost. Bow down to your new Jew overlords, the Goldsteins, the hymies, all of them. Get down on your knees and praise those Jews.

[Brady]

His initial thing of me getting turned down. You and I getting turned down. 109 restaurants. Impossible scenario to even imagine.

[John Holmberg]

What is that I would never get.

[Brady]

Turned down by 109.

[John Holmberg]

No. In a row.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like, I mean, there could be a thing where 109 over a lifetime. Because you just won't go home. Maybe. Or maybe it's because we're constantly fighting and you drove, and I'm like, freddie, take me home. If we go to one more restaurant, I'm gonna kill you. No. 108 more. My God. Damn it. So we're just causing a scene, but, yeah. I can't imagine living my life that afraid of the Jews. And mainly because my only exposure to Jews, for the most part, is John Lovett. I mean, why are we so scared of him? I get it. I get it. I have some tough Jewish friends, too.

[Brady]

Larry's really nice.

[John Holmberg]

I beat up Larry, too. I'm not scared of Larry. Like, I don't think Larry can. Like, I don't know that. The only times I get worried with Larry is when he. He Sometimes he doesn't like what I'm saying, and he goes, come into my office. I'm like, all right. And he turns the lights out, and he puts a flashlight on one of those spinning spiral things. Look at the spiral.

[Larry]

Look.

[John Holmberg]

Dead centered. The Jews control the media. You will deliver our message tomorrow through fart jokes and bad impressions. Yes, Larry the Jew. I will leave and do the Jew's bidding.

[Amber]

These aren't the Jews you're looking for.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's got all that. I'm not the Jew you are looking for. This isn't the Jew we're looking for. All right, everybody, keep moving now. Sure, I. Krav Maga is the root form of what has developed into tactical black. So I understand that the Israeli Jews are really tough. The comedy Jews that I know barely control their cars. So I'm not real worried. Like, if we're talking about 10 million Jews across the entire world, I know about 40 of them that aren't in on the whole control thing. They can barely make their lives work.

[Brady]

I think I've only gotten, well, most recent threatened by a Jew to break my effing channel.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, you had that Jew.

[Brady]

And I actually was helping this person out.

[John Holmberg]

Now, if anybody's gonna make you anti Semitic, it's that guy right There, the one that stole your generator and then wanted to beat us up over him stealing it. Like he never did the math on that. He controls your generator, that's for sure. There's no doubt about that. So the worst I can say from evidence is the Jews control Brady's generator. And that's about all I know for sure. Oh, yeah. At six o', clock. We got to get that word out. I almost blew it again. Where's that behind you? Huh? Right there.

[Brady]

The giant notebook.

[John Holmberg]

There's your Trapper Keeper.

[Brady]

Think about looking early at the words, too. But doesn't matter.

[John Holmberg]

Time to take it in the app. The Jews would have it. No other way. It's the 14th. Yeah, man. This notebook. Elaborate.

[Amber]

It's put a lot of work into that thing too.

[John Holmberg]

You know, I don't want to be a. I don't be a. And tell people how to do their job. We got like a 400 page phone book binder of words. I don't know if told Larry. Well, I don't know if Larry and Amy.

[Brady]

Did you ask Larry, can we rip them out? Because Annie was suggesting that after the word.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the thing, though, I want to tear. We got computers now. We don't need these. Sell spreadsheets behind your spreadsheet, man. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness for lifechangerloan.com. a guy I know is going through a divorce, which stinks for him. He's trying to figure out how much it's going to take to pay off the future ex wife. You got bills you want to consolidate. You got some stuff you want to take care of, Go ahead and do it. Or if you're just really good with money and you want to get out of that mortgage as fast as possible, Life Changer Loan is the way to do it. Average Customer saves about 250,000 in interest. House is paid off in about five years. Life changer Loan. It's not magic, it's just math. Lifechangerloan.com sickness. Anyway, this thing's heavy. Today's for. Oh, that's 7am I almost gave away the 7am one. Here's six. I would have ended the whole. All right, put it in there. Take it in the app. Go to the app right now. Put it on a Bluetooth speaker like our bosses say everyone does, even though no one does. And put in the word for six o'. Clock. Seat S E a T as in you don't have a seat at the Jews. Table of control. Seat S e A T. I am a zionazi. I like the word. I don't know what it means, but.

[Amber]

It'S in the app. Don't email.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, don't email it and don't text it.

[Brady]

App.

[John Holmberg]

You got to get on the app. Take it in the app. See, the whole contest is basically take it in the app. We're making that way. So you got 40 minutes from 6 o'. Clock. So it's 6:40. That shuts off. 7 o', clock, we do it again. And what I screwed up yesterday and didn't understand is we don't do like a. A qualifier every day. Everyone who gets in is in. And you can do it all nine times, all day long. So we'll do it five before, five out. Four. Five. Yeah. Four with us and five with Fitz. So I'll give you the four words this morning. Every time, every hour. It's brand new. You can get yourself entered again. It's like that HGTV dream house. You go, you register and then you can do it again the next day. And the next day I am too. I. And, and you can keep going. Like in theirs, you just, you sign up and then it says, want to do it again? And I'm like, yeah. And they just test your patience because they make you do all the steps again. Name, address. Like, how'd you hear about us? What kind of handy project? What kind of magazines do you like? What websites do you visit? Like, I just did this and for that dream house. And it's always in a place I never want to live. I think Missouri.

[Brady]

Another show in itself too. Following up the people that have won these houses over the years. What do they look like now?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, torn down. Yeah, some of those houses are gorgeous. But they put them in like Alabama and like one was in the woods in Arkansas. It was gorgeous there. I was just putting it in there. Tucson, if they did Tucson, I would, I would not enter to win the. It's not anybody's dream house. And said nightmarescape. You want to go to a nightmare fueled home? It's in Tucson. You can win it for free. Like all the houses in Tucson should be free. There should be a house in Tucson that isn't free. Anyway, the word is seat. I know you're getting hit again.

[Amber]

Look, Amber, how your fifth one to the email is not doing you any good. You're not qualified. Go on the goddamn app.

[John Holmberg]

App. Amber.

[Amber]

Amber Powell, I'm calling you.

[John Holmberg]

Or go to the98kupd.com and you'll do their pro in the promo. Code. You'll find it. Click on take it in the app. It's right there. You click on that and you scroll down and you'll see all the little spots that you put in there. 6:00am is seat. Oh, it's going to take a couple days to get them indoctrinated. Like the way the Jews have me telling their message, I just don't know. I can't imagine living my life caring about that stuff. That. Oh, I'm pissing them off now though, saying that. I know. That's because if you don't care, they're just gonna take over. Dude, if this is them taking over, they're taking their sweet time. No, they're not. Like, I'm not feeling it. You're just not paying attention. I don't want to. Then I'm fine with the way things are if the Jews are taking over. You know, again, I had three, three sports, awesome sports on my TV last night and I could have added a fourth if there was another game on. I would have. And I had doordash show up. Everything was great. Yesterday was. Yesterday was great. So thanks, I guess. Thanks Jews for all this multi view and awesome stuff you're giving me. He's doing it again. Says don't attack Brent too much in defense of his anger. He probably was watching a guy bang his wife in mid season and pulled out a yarmulke. Not this. I thought they were talking about you. No. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's probably thinking he was. This is an awesome cookery situation. I'm really enjoying the. What? What? What? Did he just break out of yarmulke? What is that, a menorah? It's not even close to the holidays.

[Brady]

Jews.

[John Holmberg]

So seriously, on behalf of all the Brett's and Brents in the us, Kindly shut your mouth. If we need to hear from the idiot community, we'd ask you again. Think of how uptight you'd have to be to hear the radio guy that you listen to and like, because he knows your name. He knows my name, so he pays attention. All I said, and literally all I said was, oh, I got those hostages home. That's a pretty big deal. That seems nice. I'm glad those people could see their families. It's almost off brand for me not to say something stupid about it. And all I said was, that's nice. That seems like a pretty big deal. You can hate Trump, you can love Trump. This is a pretty big deal. That's all I said. Sire Nazi.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

There'S no Winning with balloons.

[Brady]

I don't know why it made me picture but I'm thinking the opposite of when those kids shows the big thing growing up was where they shout out I see you, John Hol.

[John Holmberg]

That was Romper Room.

[Brady]

Romper Room. And then you'd get hate mail for you.

[John Holmberg]

Think she ever got a hate man? I don't know, I just wonder. Lady that got that big magnifying girl shouted out to this guy, he's Jewish. Yeah. Did I hear you say hold. Hold tight here? Host of Romper Room. Are you a Zionazi? Why would you say that? Because I heard you say you saw Jeff, which was fine. Brian, which was great. I know Brian. Good dude. Glad you saw him. And then. Hi, I'm. You're looking for Jews? Why would you let a Jew in the Romper Room? He's just going to control it. Hi, my name is Chaim. I control the toys over here in the Romper Room. I'm for currently in charge of the stuffies. I've been noticed, Chiron. There goes the neighborhood. We got a Tyrone in the Romper Room. All right. Hydro Velcro wallets. I didn't even know they made Hellcat tricycles. But here he is. There he is. Of course, of course. Now the fire alarms don't work. Yep, that's Tyrone.

[Amber]

I gotta watch some of those old episodes now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Racist Romper would be awesome. I recognize David and Tom. What I don't recognize is the Jewish state of Israel. So. Hi, I'm. You can go. Yeah, get out. Oh, don't think you're far behind him, T. Rex. You're out too. You got a bird in your attic. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get. I don't get being that you live in Gilbert. It's easy over there. You don't have anything fun to do and all your restaurants are just copies of other things. It's almost like Rock Ridge. But still you have Gilbert. Why are you mad at Israel? I gotta be. TV says so you say I'm the bullhorn and I'm the brainwashed one. But yet, whatever you're doing, this is why I can't stand Instagram for the most part, because everything he's spouted in that. I've seen the Instagram meme where the guy walks around going, if you got kicked out of 109 bar, would you still blame the bars? And then the girl answering is like, well, yeah, probably be something. I'd have to look at myself and go, why am I getting Kicked out. What are you getting at? And the guy goes, the Jews. Oh, God. You can't go around. The lady actually says, you can't go around asking people that. And she just walks away. He's at a gym. So this guy, clearly this Brent dude or whatever saw that. Yeah. That makes my point for me. So I don't have to do much work here in Israel. I'm in Gilbert. I've got stuff to do. Going to Joe's barbecue Saturday, and then we're going to hang out at over at the Agritopia for a nice picnic. I'm still hate the Jews, but I'm gonna have a nice day. You get all fired up over stuff. I can't imagine being that crazy. And Zionazi is. Zionazi is a real thing. You know, I've been a Jew, I've been a gay. I've been black for a little bit, but that didn't take. And then. And now I'm a Zionazi, which isn't Jew or gay. It's the support of the state of Israel all the way from Phoenix. I don't think it matters if I did or not. And he said, yep, that's how they get you, John. Right in the app. And you guys are doing it now. Complete Jew message. Take it in the app. That's what the Jews have been doing to us for years. Yep, that's right.

[Amber]

Howard Stern wannabe.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. But Howard Stern wannabe, that's Jewish.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

But now I'm an Israel supporter. Also a Nazi. Don't know how I could.

[Amber]

I don't even know how to trump tarred too. At one time, I've been a Trump tard.

[John Holmberg]

I've been a libtard, a Trump tard. I feel pretty good about it. And I'll be honest with you, I don't know what your message is here. I don't even know where I stand on the whole Israel thing because if you look at history, you're kind of like, these did seem like we sort of shoehorned him in there, but it was theirs at one point. But we did sort of shoehorn them in there, knowing it would cause trouble. Oh, well, I can see kind of a side, but the other side seems a little bit fiery. I'll side with the Jews for now. They don't seem to be just paragliding in and attacking stuff. And then the pitch to make me agree with you is usually just calling me a dumb. I don't think that's gonna win me over. You're such a Dumb. You don't see the world the way it needs to be seen. I feel better about the way I see things than the way you're presenting your side. You seem sort of crazy. I said I. John. I bet Brent was that guy you saw in the overpass last year with that Free Palestine sign standing by himself. Yeah, there was the dude who had the. On Valentine's Day, had that sign and he had written it in like Free Palestine and cups. Will you be my palace? Well, they've had cups and this dude had a big tarp. There's been plenty of them. I was with Lovitz once and we saw a guy waving the Palestinian flag. He just thought he was an idiot. He didn't go crazy. One thing I don't get is like protesting from Gilbert. You know, it's real easy to get on Instagram and start shouting, nice. That seems awesome. Like if you can go to Agritopia, get some Joe's barbecue afterwards, maybe hit. Is Toby Keith still a thing? Go over to that place now.

[Brady]

I don't think so.

[John Holmberg]

One of those hillbilly bars.

[Brady]

And who knows with that?

[John Holmberg]

Maybe go over there and maybe it's Shaboozies though. No, no, no, not either way. It's a country, Gilbert, please. Yeah, it's. They're not letting Shaboozi have a place. You can go in there and.

[Brady]

Sorry.

[John Holmberg]

So, you know, you can hate the juice. Wander into Shaboozies, chat up a retard, try to get laid by somebody with an IQ of about 11 in a very nice Gilbert home. I mean, good luck finding yours. They're all exactly alike. But once you do, it's going to be an interesting thing. You nail that retard, you have 11 babies with her and you hate the Jews that way. It seems like that's been the plan. And then you yell at me for saying, gosh, it's nice that those people get to see their families again. And then you try to win me over. I'm not coming your way until you calm down. The thing in Portland, I don't know if you saw this, but here's. I just. I'm not up for. I just don't have it in me to. To march for real Portland. I'm sure there are good looking people in Portland. I'm sure of it. I know. There's my first thought too. I'm sure they're there. The cameras have never spotted them. Two things you can't see there are. Oh, are there.

[Brady]

They're called visitors.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, they're called Tourists. But who's going there? Other than the people who look just like. That's the only one. Maybe you land. You land in the Portland airport and then you drive off into the woods and look for the other thing no one's ever seen in Portland, which is Bigfoot. You got two things that are elusive in Portland. Sasquatch and decent looking human beings. Most all of them look exactly like Bill Walton. And I'm talking about the women. So yesterday I'm watching the news and this should have been like. You talk about like gun violence and stuff that makes kids awful. I think we need to stop showing Portland when they protest because man is it ugly. And they decided in Portland to have a naked bike ride protest. A total Portland thing. To have all their ugly hippie Portlandians riding bicycles in the nude. It's already Portland people doing it. But good Christ, even good looking people on a bike naked doesn't look good. It's awful. It just looks like a potential hazard at any bump. Speed bumps going. It's just awful to watch those saddle seats in an ass crack. Like the one thing that stops it from going in an ass crack are your pants. If you don't have pants, throw them.

[Brady]

Away after the ride.

[John Holmberg]

Oh my God, I hope so. I don't know. Everything in Portland smells like a well worn bike saddle seat. But yeah, I've yet to see a decent looking. So I, I don't even know what they were riding against in Portland. But the second I saw it, the naked bike ride of hippies in Portland, I said whatever. There it is. Whatever they're doing, I'm against it. This could be to like, this could be against enslaving Americans and I'd be like all for enslaving Americans. If this is how we fix it with Portland people naked on bikes in the rain. Pigs.

[Amber]

They need to just ride anyway. Not even protest some exercise.

[John Holmberg]

Where did these fat hippies get bikes?

[Amber]

Oh my God.

[John Holmberg]

Because they've never ridden one before. They're just horrendous. And this, I saw this last night and they're riding around in Portland being Portlandian. I mean you could be for free ice cream for everyone. And that's how we get it. I'd be against it if this is what it takes to get things done. I'm against whatever they're doing. Naked fat people on bikes. I would be for like full out eradications of people. We're trying to save the mentally challenged. How are we doing it? We're going to get fat people on bikes. To ride around. I'm like, kill all the mentally challenged, then. I'm for the opposition. I'm strong for the opposition. Crazy thing about Portland was thousands of people showed up to do it.

[Amber]

I think I'd rather go on vacation with Toledo instead of going to Portland. This is.

[John Holmberg]

I know no one has said no, but look at the options that are presented in front of me. I'll go on vacation with Toledo. It's like the worst third bachelor in the dating game ever. I don't know. I'll go out with Toledo. I suppose you don't want to go to Portland and protest or go to, like, ban Koo Chi with Toledo and eat duck heads? Yeah, I'll go with Toledo. I think that's a good idea, too. Tour the Tokyo airport for two days and become. Yeah, no, thanks.

[Brady]

Eat some slugs and palm leaves.

[Amber]

Yeah, it'd be better than this.

[John Holmberg]

Lick the sweat off of a ladyboy's thighs. Or Portland. I'm gonna go with toled. We have to suck a ladyboy dry. Or Portland. Let's see. Yeah, I'm gonna go out there, and I'm just gonna open my mouth and take ladyboy crank for hours on end rather than watch port. And the thousands of people on these bikes, not one of them was even a five. Man or woman. They were all gross. And I'm like, do only the ugly.

[Brady]

That's brilliant marketing to keep you out, keep you out of Portland.

[Amber]

It's working.

[John Holmberg]

It works, man. Whatever they're for, I'm against free candy and pizza. I'm against it if we have to get it through naked bike rides. If it takes a naked bike ride, whatever. A hundred dollars for everybody named John every day for the rest of their life. I'm against it. And all you have to do is get all the fat people in your town to ride a bike naked. No, I. No one I'll laugh at. Like, one Ralphie May on a bike without his clothes on. Hilarious. But thousands of them in the rain. Oh, the smell of all those musty, humid Portlandians. You should never be naked on a bike. You know how I watch? I survived a lot. And a few times, people, like, escape their captors, and the only thing they find is a diamondback in the front yard. Not the snake, but the bike. Like a kid's dirt bike or a redliner mongoose. And they. And they have to ride away nude because they were violated in their house and they managed to bonk the dude in the head and run out the best one I ever saw. Was a little girl who escaped her captors. This is the worst thing I've ever heard. These dudes take her in the woods and do whatever they do to people, and she gets out, they go to sleep, and she gets up, and she runs to the road naked, standing on the side of the road, flags down another car. Guy pulls over. He's like, what happened? She goes, oh, I was held captive in the woods. Oh, that's terrible. Get in. She gets in. He drives her in the woods and does it too.

[Amber]

Oh, man.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's on TV telling her story. I'm like, that's just. That's just the worst day ever. Are you walking around with your hangnail going, this sucks? I don't think I'm gonna get any work done today. My tummy hurts, and I've got a hangnail. Ever hear Teresa's story about the rape in the woods and then the guy that saved her raped her too? No, I haven't. I was too busy looking. What'd you say? I have a hangnail? I don't know. Let's ride around naked on bikes and make things change.

[Brady]

Downtown Portland, the outskirts must be like. They must be moving the cattle today.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, smell. Oh, the smell of all that hairy Portland ass. And then the men riding bikes, too. It's got to just be awful. Portland.

[Amber]

Worse than my videos.

[Brady]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Portland. The Toledo of the. The rest of Oregon's really nice. Portland's crazy. And they think that. Has it ever worked in the past? Has anyone had anyone ever said, all right, enough, when whatever you ask for, you get. Just get off the bikes naked. We can't see Portland. It's never worked. It would have never happened if it wasn't for that naked bike ride is never a sentence anyone's ever said, ever.

[Brady]

It's like escape from New York. You just keep out of downtown, kind of the outskirts.

[Amber]

Maybe Trump should send in the National Guard with clothes. Here, put this on.

[John Holmberg]

Put this on. He made me. Yeah, he. Yeah. It's like a goodwill National Guard. Put some tops on these people. I don't know men from woman. You know, they're the first ones that make me question gender. They are they, thems. All of them. I think her pronouns are, she ate them because what a fat ass.

[Amber]

Pigs.

[John Holmberg]

They're all fat. They're all gross. But I've never thought that before in my life. I'm like, geez, I really want to get my way here. Maybe if I just rode around on my bicycle, naked people would give me things. Yeah, a punch to the face and a quick trip to the county jail. Put your clothes on, Portland. You make us sick. You think you represent any part of America? Unless that naked bike ride is to secede, I'm totally against whatever you guys were doing. Free candy for the rest of your lives. That's what we want. No, get. Put some clothes on. Get off your bikes.

[Amber]

Those pigs don't need any more candy.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, whatever. The glorious thing is whatever.

[Brady]

They're loaded up on voodoo donuts.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Free health care for everyone. Like, nope. I want to pay top dollar for healthcare. If it means you guys ride around naked, that's top dollar for healthcare forever. How about free sweaters for fat pigs? I'll get on a bike for that. Disgusting. Portland is gross. Even Deandre Ayton was like, this place sucks. Everybody here is weird. Like you, Deandre. The weeds. Good, but I got to get out of here. All right. The word is seat. That's the one you want to go to. Take our money. We've got loads of money for you. And you can take it in the app. But only in the app. Go to the app and get that done. And go scroll down there. Find six o', clock, seven o'. Clock. We'll give you another word. We'll make that happen. Right now we need you guys to use the text and email and all the stuff you normally do for Brett to get us a wake up song. 585-9800 a good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now. 98 K. You P D. Morning sickness radiate. Thank you, Katie and the Hobbs. Nine more minutes. We got another word. Jesus Christ. I gotta get this binder again. I'm gonna have huge trapper keeper out. My arms are gonna be massive when this is over. All right, so the six o' clock word is gone. All right, the next one up here a few minutes. I'll keep this handy here, listen, putting down the book. It's a lot. Then just a few minutes from now, we'll have that. I got an email from a guy says listening to that Brent guy from Gilbert email you about Israel, I can't imagine being so bent out of shape over a situation in a different country that doesn't even involve you. It sucks, sure, but it's not where you are. Just be grateful I'm not bitching about it and ruining other people's day. It's just make you look like an asshole. Tell that Gilbert douchebag to shove It. No one cares, by the way. Tell you how great America is. I'm listening to you, and I just took a dump and tugged it to Elsa Jean getting pounded because of freedom, man. I could care less about what's going on somewhere else. I'm an American. That's right. That's what we need to focus more on. All those other countries, they're just on tv. They're shows. Israel's just a TV show. You check in every once in a while, you get an update. It's like, oh, Jack married Jennifer. I didn't see that coming. I wonder if Trevor's gonna get involved there in the actual company. Like, you just don't care until we start getting involved. But yeah, keep it so we can keep, you know, this dude doing candy ribbons on his turds in the morning, listening to our show. How bad can life be? He's giving himself a hand, blumpkin. Meanwhile, he's got to concern himself with what Netanyahu's doing with Hamas. Why be focused on your surroundings? Like the zoo is closed. You see that? That tornado thing went over the zoo. Our boy, my buddy that I hiked the stairs with for the 911 stair climb. The guy I met there, Kevin. Kevin Falcone and his son Yogi. Yogi Falcone. You know Yogi and Kevin at Falcone? They had the day off yesterday for Indigenous Peoples Day. So Kevin took his son over there and said, let's take a look at some indigenous peoples, huh? How you doing? Like, these are the original people, you know, Australopithecus africanus. They're running all over out here. You got the. The early man. So he's there, he said, I'm at the zoo, and it starts to rain sideways and hail. Zoo got absolutely torn up. Won't be open till the end of the weekend. That's true. The zoo is.

[Brady]

Got no animals.

[John Holmberg]

Got her. Well, yeah. Let's just. Let's always hope that that should be something we shouldn't have to say or have a naked bike ride about if we're gonna have a zoo. Make sure they're always penned up. That's a good idea. The whole point. I think that's what zoo means. They're all pe. Did you see the San Diego Zoo? The silverback that cracked the glass that.

[Brady]

You could drive a semi truck into?

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no. Well, yeah, all the glass, not the silverback.

[Brady]

Safety.

[John Holmberg]

Say, don't. I highly. Don't. Don't do that. Test your semi truck strength by hitting gorillas.

[Brady]

Talk about the strength of the Glass.

[John Holmberg]

Sure, sure. It was very confusing the way you said it. We should just be Peter built and, you know, gorillas around. But my favorite part of the news story was because it was. It's. Well, the thing that the story says. Kata Sutil was enjoying her visit to the San Diego Zoo's gorilla enclosure when one of the apes suddenly charged towards the glass and slammed its fists into it, causing deep cracks just inches from her face. And then they interviewed her, and she goes, oh, I was so scared. It was a six foot. Six foot tall. And I just start laughing. And then the news anchor goes, wonder what happened. Well, I don't know. You put a piece of clear glass between what would normally be food and a gorilla, and he might have had, like, you know, a little hangry moment. He ran over and tried to eat an Indian.

[Brady]

He's excited.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, okay, they can be excited, but he's not where he's supposed to be. And they put Clear in between him and food. So every once in a while, once he learned that clear's there, he gets a little pissed off. Imagine, Brady, right now, if you put up some glass and then just did nothing but bacon on the other side of the glass. Eventually the guy's gonna be like, God damn, I'm getting one of those.

[Brady]

Could have been angry, too. Could have been curry. He's like, no, curry.

[John Holmberg]

No. Y' all could have smelled the curry. Like, they're very seasoned people, is what you're saying. Yeah, it might have been, yes. Curry, Brady. Why Disparity.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Either way, what happened is the dumbest question of all time. They did that when that lion attacked that feeder at the mgm, Remember? He's got a bucket of bloody raw meat, and he's throwing it, like, kind of haphazardly tossing it to one of the three massive lions in a box that he's decided to get in with. One of the lions trots over and sees the bucket, like, I'm gonna cut out the middleman and takes the trainer. What happened? We always ask. Well, I know the answer to that. You caged up three massive beasts. You started to walk around with bloody meat in a bucket. Oh, by the way, you're bloody meat, too. You just haven't been bled yet. He knows that. He can smell your organs. And he decided, I'm hungrier than you think I am. And he went after the other thing. We've got to stop asking that. And also, I'm all for this. You want to go to zoos, Take down the glass if you want to see Them in their natural habitat. There is no giant bulletproof, truck proof glass. When you see a gorilla for realsies. That video that happened last week, I think you sent it to us. We watched it. The von Trapp family just walking through the forest and then a gorilla shows up and takes a lady like 500ft across. The entire jungle guy just smashes and it's like, well, you went on a gorilla venture. Let's. Let's look for gorillas usually is, you.

[Brady]

Know, a little treacherous, but even so, it was a friendly shove or a gorilla.

[John Holmberg]

There's a warning. This is a warning. Gorilla shovel. Which, by the way, I don't want to ever know. I don't want to know the gorilla that's telling me, hey, there's a business end and you don't want any of it. And I'm going to flick you once to let you know. But yeah, if you're going to go to the zoo, let's take down the glass. Let's take down the glass and say, all right, best of luck to you. The zoo would. I'd start going to the zoo. Glass me up just fine, but let's let it run. Let's.

[Brady]

If you're gonna have gorillas.

[John Holmberg]

No, if you're gonna have all this sitting in one spot, the only thing dividing them from their own food is a fence. Take down the fences and then there's.

[Brady]

Not much glass at the Wildlife World.

[John Holmberg]

No, no. How about this? Just a habit trail for the people to walk through and just watch what would happen if this was gone. A screen.

[Brady]

Habitrail.

[John Holmberg]

No, not a screen. Like, we're in the glass. They can't get to us. But we walk through and we watch what goes on out there. Gorillas living with peacocks and deer. And there's a lion nearby. Now you got price of admission stuff. In my world, it's like, oh, duffed them all in the middle of Phoenix to see what they do. And we took down the walls. This is gonna get good. What happened? The newslady said, I don't know, they like Indian food. He just seemed to go crazy. No, call the glass doctor. Just remembered. There you go. New vision. Auto Glass. Get a meal at Rhodesio Grill now with two locations, Scottsdale and Mesa. Gorilla. Gorilla, break your glass. I just find it hysterical that we still act like the zoo animals know that's where they are. Well, he knows he's in a zoo. You're not supposed to do that to the glass. Didn't he get trained? My only regret in life is I've been to that MGM enclosure with those lions probably 12, 15 times. They took it away. And never once did I watch one of the lions eat a trainer. I've been to the feedings. That's the only reason I went. I didn't go watch lions eat. I don't care. It's not them actually eating. It's throwing them, you know, filet mignon. That's not how they hunt. I don't care about that. What I like to see is their prey struggle for its life. And if you want to put yourself in the middle of that, I'll pay double.

[Brady]

I saw an elephant trainer at the Columbus Zoo when I was in high school guiding a group of school kids through the urban war carnivore complex.

[John Holmberg]

Cool.

[Brady]

And the elephant took one of the poles and pinned down the trainers where they're kind of hosing them down.

[John Holmberg]

Yes.

[Brady]

And then stood on the pole.

[John Holmberg]

Double yes.

[Brady]

We had to call the phone. The code word why? For emergency.

[John Holmberg]

Was an emergency of the elephant.

[Brady]

It was just an elephant. A couple of broken ribs.

[John Holmberg]

Did they shoot the elephant?

[Brady]

Nope.

[John Holmberg]

I bet they did. They just didn't tell you. You were a kid.

[Brady]

They rewarded him.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they did.

[Amber]

Yeah, I'll bet they did.

[John Holmberg]

Guarantee you that elephant didn't just go about his business from there on out.

[Brady]

It was a misunderstanding.

[John Holmberg]

It was. Yeah, a misunderstanding. Oh, you step on me, you die. That's the. You didn't understand the rule. There's your misunderstanding. Elephant. So long. He was in a different. He was in a Las Cruces zoo. He got demoted from Columbus to like dump zoo.

[Brady]

The code. Mr. Wallaby to the herbivore carnival.

[John Holmberg]

The kids are witnessing a murder and we're gonna try to keep our voices real calm right now, but we're all horrified. And I've definitely myself the worst through nightmare is happening right now. Worst through nightmare. Oh, it's seven o'. Clock. Next word.

[Amber]

Lift that big old trapper keeper.

[John Holmberg]

Let's lift this giant 35 pound book of words. Because you know, it's the 70s and we don't have computers. Oh, look at the tragedy that almost.

[Amber]

Happened at that point we just call.

[John Holmberg]

The day we're done opened and all the papers almost went of flying. I wasn't sorting that either.

[Amber]

There's no way we just pick a random word now.

[John Holmberg]

There you go shoving words out the seven o' clock word to take it in the app. Bills as in buffalo or I don't pay my bills B I double Ls. You've got 40 minutes. You got 40 minutes to. And that word in the app. Meanwhile, I got to carry this binder around.

[Brady]

Family Bible.

[John Holmberg]

Should have gone with a computer. And if you want to go to the zoo, you can't go till Wednesday. You can go to the other one, the one Brady talks about, the West Valley one. Didn't get attacked. Not at all. Not even a little bit. So there you go. That's a nice thing. We got another thing, Brady, I know you like tennis. This is the worst excuse I've ever seen in my life. There's a tennis player who tested positive for methamphetamine. Drug use. He's been suspended.

[Brady]

Mistake.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was. He. You know how he said he got it? He gave a kiss to someone who does meth on their lips. It was like a Romeo and Juliet. Like she had the poison on her lips.

[Amber]

Jesus Christ.

[John Holmberg]

And it got off her. Goncalo Oliver Oliveira. I don't know if it's Spanish, Italian. I don't know what the hell says. He represents Venezuela, so he's Spanish. Provisionally suspended in January. A test in November of 2024. They've been added. The ATP challenge in Menzanillo, Mexico. Both his A and B samples contained the banned substance of crystal methamphetamine. He's Portuguese. He denied ever doing those drugs and made his argument.

[Brady]

He was also lobbying for 10 set matches.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he never wanted to stop playing. It's like, I'll go again if you guys want to go again. He said, I've never done that. He had an independent, independent tribunal, and they decided that he couldn't prove the drug's presence was unintentional, but he said it was because he was making out with somebody who's on meth. And I say, if you make out with someone on meth, you're probably also on meth. There's no. There's no. Like, I don't do it, but she does kind of vibe with meth. I'm pretty sure method are like minded.

[Brady]

How can you not find somebody that's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, I mean, look, if you said, I don't do the meth. Ronnie does a lot of meth, though. Like, I kind of feel like maybe you're gonna do meth. I don't think there's a. Oh, it's not like smoking where I can't stand it. My wife smokes. Like, my wife's on meth. Like, you would leave or you'd start doing meth with her. Nobody hangs around the casual meth user without going, me too. Like, you just. You don't tolerate meth if you're not.

[Amber]

A tournament in Apache Junction this weekend or what?

[John Holmberg]

I mean, the AVP rolling out there to the. The superstition canceled a long time ago. Well, that's. You have your test. If you're not on meth, you can't play like. That's that Apache Junction's tournament. Oh, is it clean over here? What are you doing? Your blood sample came back spotless. Go make out with somebody, so that can't be a thing. But again, I. I can't imagine there's anyone listening right now, going, and my wife smokes meth like crazy. I'm clean as a whistle. I just don't see it. I. If she is, you wouldn't know about it. So when you tested positive for meth, you'd just be confused. You wouldn't automatically go, oh, this is easy. My wife smokes loads of meth, and I was making love to her last night. No, you weren't. You were on meth, too.

[Brady]

It was in your tennis grips.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you're on meth.

[Brady]

Someone wrapped it.

[John Holmberg]

I don't even. You don't even hang out with people on meth if you're not on method meth. People hang together, you know, they're like Mormons. They like each other more than they like us. I don't do meth, and I don't have a lot of meth meth friends going. Wanna go out this weekend? Like, sure. What do you want to do meth? Like, ah, no, I'm gonna stick around the house and watch tv. You go out and have meth?

[Amber]

You gonna do meth at the Rah Rah room?

[John Holmberg]

No, tonight's a Sunday. I'm going with my buddy Anthony. And he didn't. He called me, goes, hey, you want to go to the. Come with me? And I'm like, yeah, I'll meet you down there. And he said, all right. I said, what do you want to do after? And just get a drink? No, I figured we'd just do some meth. I'm like, no, I'll just watch. You know, you're in. You're in cocaine. A little different. I've been around people who do cocaine and they're like, not going to do that. Meth is one. You know when you're digging around under the kitchen sink for a drug to make the other people, usually the people who are normal, leave. Like, if you went home and Mathias was just on the glass dick, he'd be like, ah, this might be over.

[Amber]

Let's See?

[John Holmberg]

One, two, three. Oh, that's five across the mouth. Five across your meth face. Mouth.

[Amber]

Unbelievable. Might as well. You're gonna lose your teeth anyway eventually.

[John Holmberg]

Let me knock those out early.

[Amber]

They'll do you a favor.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, would you? I wouldn't even waste my time because then I'd go to jail for hitting a methy. I'm just gonna leave. Would you? That's a good point. Just say the methy tried to burn me with the glass stick. Your Honor, you gotta understand, she was high on meth head. I had to knock it down. Normally I frown on that, but she was on the meth. You're clean as a whistle. I question. Because the meth house is a meth house. No, clean people hang around the meth house. I've never known one guy on meth who isn't around more. People. Like, the people that surround him aren't like, you know, normal. It's just not. They are. They are. They travel in bunches. They're like hyenas. Like a pack of them. When you see them alone, they're usually going to meet someone else for that shared common goal and that experience together. But anyway, he's not going to be able to play tennis anymore because absolutely no one believed him. And I know. I know absolutely no one believed him. By the way, Brady, he was ranked 77th in doubles.

[Brady]

Not bad.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, that's really good. You're doing all right in the world.

[Brady]

You know what's amazing is Agassi, in 2009, admitted doing meth, but he lied and said it was spiked in his drink at the tour.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's not how it works. And they just let him play because he already had a name. Also, it is definitely a performance enhancer, for sure. You're gonna do a little bit more work. You might not be as accurate as normal, but you're gonna put in the effort that you didn't realize you had thanks to the meth. And that told me once I saw that when Andre Agassi wrote his book and he said, when he was married to Brooke Shields or they were together or whatever, I'm like, oh, Brooke Shields did meth? My first thought back then was like, oh, Andre and Brooke were meth heads together. Brooke wasn't not doing meth while Andre sat around the house and blew the glass weenie. It's just a thing.

[Amber]

Is this his new walk in music?

[John Holmberg]

What is this? And now on court number one, go Kalo Oliveira, the liar. I kissed her. I kissed a girl. I like it. I Like this methods on my list. I had no idea that my. You know how oblivious you have to be to not know your wife's on meth? I go home, but she's on the meth. Huh. I like making them Italian.

[Brady]

I don't know why the house is clean.

[John Holmberg]

That's true. Yeah. Yeah. The house is spotless. I guess there is kind of. That place never looked better. I'll tolerate this until her teeth fall out.

[Amber]

Your Blu Ray players and pieces, because they're rebuilding it and everything else.

[John Holmberg]

When I went to the Academy of Radio and Television Broadcast, there was a really cute girl there, and she liked me a lot. And I'm like, something's wrong with her. This is perfect. So I remember the Circle K right here on. That is now the quick trip. Yeah. 52nd street and McDowell. Because the Academy of Broadcasting was on 48th Street. McDowell. And we were all going to go to The Applebee's on 44th. Going, I got to get gas, like, now. So I randomly. She's. She went with me. She's in the car. And there was a dude behind me named Ed, and I think Ed liked her, too. She was a former Miss Mesa. Nice. Yeah. I think she may have lied, but she. It was. The thing is, even if she lied, it was believable.

[Brady]

No one.

[John Holmberg]

Well, there was no Internet. Yeah. Yeah. What are you gonna do? You're not. People used to just tell you stuff prior to the Internet, and you'd be like, all right, maybe. But you never, like, went down to the hall of Records to find out whether. You just didn't seem to give as much of a. About people lying. I was miss mesa in 19, maybe. Okay. So we go to the. The Circle K, and I'm getting gas, and she's just banging short, dark hair. Like, just, like, something about her was, like, amazing. She gets in my. My face. I'm like, oh, somebody needs gum now. Like, she's got four rotters back there. I can. You can smell them. But I couldn't see them. I couldn't see them. They were in there. You know the difference between bad breath and. Whoa. Oh, yeah, something's rotten in there. So I'm like, I'm still gonna make out with her, but I just need her to chew some gum first. So I tried to offer a gum, and she's like, no, no, thanks. What? Well, she wouldn't chew it because it would hurt. Yeah, you ended up with a molar in your mouth. That actually happened once in Payson, but that's a different story. A Filling, I think it was that fell into my throat. But this one, this hottie, so. So my. My buddy Ed's getting gas at the pump next to us, and he turns and he goes, careful, dude. She's. She's big into the mess. And I didn't even want her back in my car. Like from that moment. Just the rumor. Cuz again, I didn't go down to the hall of records or take a blood test like we would today. Well, I demand a DNA test. I'm gonna go to the. I'm gonna go to the. We didn't have the Internet, so I would just look at Ed and go, really? Oh, yeah, she is. She probably got it on her. And the reason I didn't want it on her car, because if it was in her purse, you figured you could get arrested. I get a ticket, they go through her purse. And now we're two meth heads. Because the cops would be like, really? You didn't know? Dude, I don't know this girl. The girl with rotten teeth and great cans, I gotta give you that. She was. She was hot.

[Brady]

The police are like, what are you hanging out with this twink for?

[John Holmberg]

Instead of started to lock her up. This isn't for the meth. You shouldn't even be in the passenger side of a car. Your vision is terrible. You were gonna kiss that guy. He's not bad. He's a candy apple.

[Brady]

Clearly you're on drugs.

[John Holmberg]

His head is massive and he lives on a stick body. What's wrong with you? You are high as a kite. We're gonna do what? We're gonna call your parents and put you in a second home. The day I tried to kiss John Holmberg changed everything for the better. That for. Maybe she's got a story too. I was on meth pretty bad. So bad I almost kissed John Holberg. Are you familiar? And people like, why Holmberg's morning sickness. The one on the radio. Yes, I know. It was a rough go for all of us.

[Brady]

Drug free intelligence.

[John Holmberg]

I started to. Yeah, I'm 39 years sober now. I tried. I was gonna make out with that guy. Have you seen pictures of him? You have to understand how high I was. You'd have to be. I needed to be high to hear your story. Yeah, but I didn't. And all it took was saying she was on meth. I had no proof of it.

[Brady]

So did you take a gas station or how she was.

[John Holmberg]

No, I took her to the Applebee's and I think I just hung out at Applebee's. For a little bit with other people and ran out of there. Never did anything. She wanted to kiss, though. At the Circle K. That's a. That's a sign.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Anyone wants to make out with you at a Circle K. Loves math. Let's go make out at the Circle k. Especially at 52nd Street. McDowell. You get a kiss at that one. Oh, yeah. There's meth involved, so.

[Amber]

Did you ever hear what happened to her? She OD or anything?

[Brady]

Or.

[John Holmberg]

She probably married one of the hunts from the chief's family.

[Brady]

This universe.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. She probably went off to, like. She's like Bill Gates girl. She won.

[Brady]

Her name was Melinda.

[John Holmberg]

Melinda. I forgot her last name. It was Spanish. But, yeah, she moved on. I've seen pictures of her since. She doesn't look so good. No, I didn't. I don't know what happened. I don't even remember her name. She had to be. I don't even know. There was a Miss Mesa. That's a pretty effective lie. I was Ms. Mesa. Who's looking into that nowadays? People would. I'm gonna look it up. It would have been like, this was 95. So maybe 91, 2, 3, or 4. I can't imagine she was Ms. Mesa and go into the Academy of Radio and television broadcasting. 95. It had to be, like, 92. She was young. I was like, 22. She's probably 20, 21. I don't know how it worked. Maybe she was Miss Teen Mesa. Either way, I mean, it wasn't just one dead tooth. She had multiples. That breast was bad news. You know when you first walk into, like, Karchner Caverns and you're like, it's gonna take us. I get used to that. That was her mouth rot. Like, there was bat guano and sulfur.

[Amber]

It was bad.

[John Holmberg]

Worst part is, is that I probably would have followed through if it wasn't for Ed and had not said anything. I'd have been like.

[Brady]

That. Casual head shake.

[John Holmberg]

Just avoid kissing her. I mean, turning her around couldn't have been so bad.

[Brady]

Anyway, she and Ed have been married.

[John Holmberg]

For could be 30 years. Ed got together with a girl I thought was on meth because she was so skinny and she was not. The hot myth that's the big misnomer about meth is that it immediately turns into what the posters say.

[Brady]

But that was the case in a way. I mean, their teeth were going out as far as the meth pictures and stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but. But her love did not. Oh, no, no, no, no. She was a stunner. And Just built like, just, like, just the. Just good.

[Brady]

So right now, if you're not sure you're somebody, have them open their mouth. Let's take a look.

[John Holmberg]

We'll investigate. Yeah, if they're really hot, I need.

[Brady]

You to open your mouth hot.

[John Holmberg]

I don't want to do that to just anybody, but if you got, like, a hot date, let me take a look in there. If they've got any dead teeth, they're probably on meth. I got a dead.

[Brady]

She's a ball of energy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, these are nothing but fun. Couple dead teeth. That's sign one.

[Amber]

That funk just coming out.

[John Holmberg]

Makes that noise like when the. When mummies return. Yeah, that's a. That's a new question. You know, what's your credit score? What's your relationship like with your dad? You ever been to Portland? What'd you think of that? And let me see your teeth. I'm like Mengele. Let's take a look at your bite real quick. You give her an impression thing. You take one of those gummy dental things, just bite down on this and hold it for a few seconds, and you get an impression of her teeth. And if she's got any dead ones back there, I think she's cool.

[Brady]

She's cash only. She doesn't have a place to live, but she knows all energy.

[John Holmberg]

She knows everybody at the checks cash place. Everybody. Like, she's like, Norm. I don't remember her name at all. I think it started with a J. Jessica. That doesn't seem right. Jasmine.

[Brady]

Stacy.

[John Holmberg]

Stacy doesn't start with a J, but Stacy.

[Amber]

I'm just throwing names out here.

[John Holmberg]

Just Stacy.

[Amber]

I'm just. There's, like, lists here I'm trying to go through.

[John Holmberg]

I think if she's just Stacy, I'd remember. Hey, John, you want to make out at the Circle K? Sure. Just Stacy.

[Amber]

And it was just Mesa.

[John Holmberg]

That's what she said.

[Amber]

It wasn't Arizona.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Miss Mesa. But she moved on to the Miss Arizona pageant because she was Miss Mesa. I don't know. You know what? It was Miss Mesa. And then she had to move on to, like, a county thing after. I think after that, I think it goes cities and then county, then state. Yeah, I think she would have. She was vying for Miss Maricopa, which is always, like, a real badge of honor. Yeah, I think she was. I think Mesa turned into.

[Brady]

And here's Arizona right to the state from the. Winning your city.

[John Holmberg]

Can you.

[Brady]

And then you're running for Arizona. Ms. Arizona.

[John Holmberg]

I think you have to do counties. I Think cities and then counties. That's what would make sense otherwise. If you win Cities, there'd be 700 contestants. You got to go counties. You got to win your county. Yeah, I don't remember any of those names. I don't think she won. I wouldn't if she was like I was. If she's. If. Because I knew her in 95. So if she was winning Miss Arizona or even competed, I don't even think she won Ms. Maricopa, to be honest. She wouldn't. Ms. Mesa.

[Amber]

Ms. Apache Junction with all that mess.

[John Holmberg]

Man, it would had to be far East Mesa, I'll tell you that. Because she was crossing Meridian to go get her supply. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know we'll ever find her. I think we've looked for her before. Cute, really short. That's what I remember. She was like maybe five feet tall, maybe. God, I wonder what happened to her. Let me rephrase that. I wonder how she died. She's making out with me at a Circle K in the Jennifer. No, maybe Mesa.

[Brady]

Jennifer. 94.

[John Holmberg]

No, she wouldn't because 95 is when I knew her. If she was still Ms. Maybe Dennis in 92. But we're looking at a close match.

[Brady]

There within a year.

[John Holmberg]

Pictures of the city. They didn't even have pictures of the girl. Does it have an expiration date? Who's that one? Jennifer. What?

[Brady]

Jennifer Tisdale.

[John Holmberg]

No, it would have been a little bit more urban last name.

[Amber]

Well, Danis Shepard.

[John Holmberg]

No, she was sort of Mexican.

[Amber]

What about this one?

[John Holmberg]

What's that one say?

[Brady]

Mary Carol Verlinda.

[John Holmberg]

Now that's. That's a lot going on. She was Tempe anyway. I don't know. Maybe she lied. But she was hot enough that you'd believe it. And back in the 90s, you never followed up on people. It was a better time. That is true.

[Brady]

That.

[John Holmberg]

That was a better time for that 90s.

[Brady]

And she could have been 43 at the time.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brady]

She looks young.

[John Holmberg]

Usually goes the other way. But it was her fountain of youth back in aught six. I was Miss Mesa. Well, all right. You look great. It's the meth. Okay. Want to make out at the Circle K? I wouldn't be in a Circle K if I didn't. What else is there to do with the. Okay. Use your fingers, boy. All right.

[Brady]

The gum would have yanked the polyden out in those dentures.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, I'm hitting a bag or something. Mind the baggie. If that comes out, there's Hell to pay.

[Amber]

Now people are sending over Jennifer Tisdale.

[John Holmberg]

I don't.

[Brady]

That's who we were.

[John Holmberg]

Just think so. Oh, I do not remember her name. It was a very quick passing of a girl who claimed to be Ms. Mesa and me not making out with her at the Circle K because of Ed. His name was Ed Hammers. He went on to actually do radio stuff too. You know it. Hammers. Ed's the one who stopped me from making out with that meth head.

[Amber]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Or alleged meth head. Also alleged Ms. Arizona.

[Amber]

Let's message him and find out. Yeah, maybe he remembers.

[John Holmberg]

I haven't talked to Ed in ages, but he was one right there at that. And that was before. It was a nice quick trip. It's just two pumps. Well, that's what I would have been, too, but it was two gas pumps. Man, she was all in, ran around. I tried to give her. I remember also. You know, it's weird. I don't remember her name, but I remember the gum I tried to give her was. Was bubblegum flavored. And I remember in my mind going, I'm not sure if this fixes breath. She needs, like, Winto Green or something, but I don't know if bubblegum's gonna fix that. Yeah, she needed, like, a box of Altoids. It was a couple of dead teeth, and they were real dead, like, anyway. And had I kissed her, it would have been. I'd had a positive, positive drug. I couldn't have paid, couldn't play tennis professionally anymore. That would have been rough for me. I'd have had a hard time with that. And then I also have to admit that I am still a child and always will be, and my phone knows it. There was a CNN article, and it said, do you want super wood? Men crave the new super wood. Click. It's literally wood. It's just this new building material they're making. It's 10 times stronger than steel, but it's actual wood. And I'm like, you bastards, look. Now when you click on it says, scientists create super wood 10 times stronger than steel. But when I clicked it initially, it said, do you want super wood? The craze men want? And I'm like, oh, they made wood that is 10 times stronger than steel. That's right. Yeah. Take that, Al Qaeda. Smash your planes into that. It's called Superwood. Great name. Launched at a commercial product manufactured by Invent Wood, a company. If this has to be the most cancerous thing of all time to make wood 10 times stronger, we got at.

[Brady]

Least a good year. 20 years run with this before the cancer comes out.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. No, yeah, we won't have to worry about it. Yeah, load it up. But says the real goal is to make wood stronger. And like, are we trying to not have steel anymore? I thought we liked steel.

[Brady]

It has the strength, but yet the flexibility got me.

[John Holmberg]

All I cared about was can I get a harder wang? And they screwed me with some sort of construction story. I started to read a little bit of it. I'm like, this isn't what I thought was going to be written. I wanted super wood now, but evidently.

[Brady]

It'S built with two by six super wood.

[John Holmberg]

I don't care about that.

[Brady]

Good selling point.

[John Holmberg]

Look, I don't understand how any buildings work, but I do know the difference between stuffer and a good one. And if you can give me super wood. Yeah, it's what men crave.

[Brady]

I. I would have clicked.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, of course you would have clicked. You want super wood. Of course. What do I have to do for that super wood? Anyway, you can still throw in the word bills in the app contest. If you go to our app and find that thing and clickety clack and then find Your way to 7am Bills is the way to do it. You got about 15 more minutes for that one. Then at 8 o' clock we do another one. Then at 9 o' clock we do another one. Why? Because we're just going to qualify you like crazy and at the end of the week, pull one of you and give you a thousand bucks. How's that? And it is in an effort to make you feel like we're paying all of you $1,000, but essentially all we're doing. If you think about this, what is this? Four or five weeks? It's only costing us five grand.

[Brady]

That's not bad.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, look, I'd take a thousand bucks. I'd take the opportunity. But what we're really doing here, because I'd like to be transparent with you, is trying to make app numbers go through the moon. So then when the Bobs have meetings and justify their jobs. I see that your app contest went real well, Larry. Thanks, Bobs. Yeah, Told you it was a good idea. I tried to do it at every station in the nation. Thanks Bob's. And then Larry goes, boy, the Bob's sure happy with Larry. Yep. Because we implemented a plan and we pulled it off and we told the listeners we're pretending to pay all of you even though we're only paying one a week. So the Bobs would be like and Then the app numbers went through the boon. And then what happens after that? Oh, you damn well know it. Flying around telling everybody we got a million people on the app. It's genius.

[Brady]

It'll be. The apps went through the roof. Awesome. But just talk about Superwood.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Here's the thing. Here's the thing that you don't know. And they're. And this is why Bob's are so dumb. Well, you had that in a year from now. What happened to your app numbers? What? Well, one year ago, they were through the moon. It seems you've lost all of them. I don't know. The promise of paying people seems to help quite a bit. Wow. We're not gonna do that again. You should have held on to them. People are busy, Bob. Make them jump through hoops for a grand. But they're not gonna do that every day for nothing. Maybe we should play more Cult. Yeah, do some research on that and call me back a jackass. The Bobs have spoken. Every industry's got a team of Bobs. No one understands what they do. They put suits on, they tell you their resume constantly, and then they do the same thing over and over again. Bobs Blick. And you know, you got a Bob at your office. He's the one that walks by your desk and when he's not looking, you flip him off. That's a Bob, everyone. Shacka. How's it going today, Brad? Going great. I saw your numbers slipped from last year. You remember last year when you gave me thousands of dollars to hand to friends? Yeah. Numbers bumped. Imagine that. It was pretty good. Oh, that was great. These are real successful deals, but the whole thing is basically to get you guys to listen to the app. But we need you to do it on a speaker because the Bobs didn't think about that. It only counts for ratings if you listen on the speaker. It's in your ears. And a Bluetooth, it doesn't matter. I mean, we like the numbers, so you punch it in and out. But what really matters is if you listen on a speaker, could it help us out a little bit?

[Brady]

Pull the buds out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Pull the butts out. Put it on a speaker. Don't get fired for it or anything.

[Brady]

But maybe next time we get packaged in a speaker, you win a thousand bucks.

[John Holmberg]

They got a speaker. So my suggestion, how do we get people to listen to the radio at home again? Buy them radios. You know what? I'm tired of you. Well, that's the only way to do it. They don't have radios anymore. They got phones, they got computers. All right, we'll have this meeting when he goes home. Don't you go home early. John, why are you still there? It's noon. I don't know, Bob. I wanted to hear what terrible ideas you guys had. Next again, great syndicated show named the Woody Program. It's gonna go crate two months later. You know, it didn't work out like we thought. He just doesn't listen. It's fun to watch when you don't care anymore. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Brett? Wake up.

[Amber]

So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop. And, well, the weather's gonna be in the 80s this week, so now's the.

[John Holmberg]

Time to hit those trails.

[Amber]

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[John Holmberg]

This one says in 1995, about the time you're talking about that I found a Miss Mesa. Even though it was Colorado. Her name was JonBenet something or other. Oh, geez. Now we know what happened to her. Oh, she looked a lot older. There is. Maybe she didn't mean Mesa, Arizona. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I wasn't paying too much attention to her words. I was too busy turning my head when she talked not to breathe.

[Amber]

On the list. Ghost Primus, Mud Vein, Beastie Boys, Allison Chains, Hate Breed, Thrice Queen Bicycle race for Portland. Yeah, Deftones, Mastodon, and Corn's Blind for Portland.

[John Holmberg]

Because that's what we should all be looking for. Unless that bike ride was for the blinding of all society. Yeah, that's against it. Some guy just emailed and said, John, did I hear you say you had a filling fall in your mouth? Yeah, real quick. I'll recap you. Did you ever hear that one? Oh, yeah. I was in Pace and then my friend Mark and I were camping and it got too cold, so we got a room at what is now. I believe the night's in, but I can't remember what it was called then. Anyway, it's the last hotel on your right as you're leaving Payson. We pulled in there and we were too young to get a room, but I convinced the guy behind the counter we're Just gonna stay and leave first thing in the morning. She needed a bed. It's freezing outside. He's like, dad, no noise, no parties. It was an 80s movie. All right, so what's he do? He lets a bunch of 19 year old girls have the room across from us within like 30 minutes of us getting in there. And they've got beer and all, and they see us in the thing. I'm like, all right. So I put my Bugle Boy shorts on and a tank top because it was cold, and I packed accordingly. And we go over there and we start drinking with them. And then one of the bigger ones liked me. So we went back to the room, we started doing that dry dance and she starts making out with me. And in the middle of it, she's worn out. I need a smoke. And she has a cigarette and I'm fine with that. And then she climbs right back on top and she starts kissing me. And as we're open mouth kissing, something tumbled out of her mouth and into mine. And it was hard and metallic and weird. And then I swallowed it. And I'm pretty sure it was a filling.

[Brady]

It's still there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it still lives inside me somewhere. There's. Yeah. Someday on an mri, like we can't figure out what this weird shiny, metallic. Did you swallow like a fishing lure or something? I ate a Pace and Broads filling once. That has to be it.

[Amber]

You're gonna be Roy Hobbs where it.

[John Holmberg]

Comes out like, I'll take one golf later and my side will open up. John, you're bleeding out the side of your. Yeah, I know. It's that damn Payson filling. And you know it's mercury. They didn't have quality stuff up in Payson, so I got a mercury filling from some. A little bit overweight. Pace and broth slowly.

[Amber]

Could be liquid nails too.

[John Holmberg]

She dry humped me. And then we got kicked out of the hotel and went back to her house when her parents weren't home. Like, why'd you guys get the hotel? I don't know. We just want to mix it up, have some fun. So we're in their house watching movies and she won't stop. And that's when I got the blue balls and I didn't know what those were. And we were driving my. I was alone in my Jeep driving back and I couldn't move because my everything hurts so bad. So I had to pull over in one of those truck off ramps and tug it on the side of the beeline.

[Brady]

90, 91.

[John Holmberg]

This was 80. This was 90.

[Brady]

Check out Ms. Payson.

[John Holmberg]

Late, late. Aug, 1990. It was the week before school started. Somehow or another got so cold at night and we're like, this is awful. Freezing. And we just thought it was normal, like, couple days of camping. School starts next week. Let's get this together. And man, oh man, brutal. That was a rough one. Within 24 hours, I ate a filling and beat off in public. Take that, Bob's. That's a story no consultant would say I should share multiple times. Go ahead and pick a song there, Brett.

[Amber]

I mean, if we're talking about Portland, I think Blind is probably the best one.

[John Holmberg]

All right, let's do it. Corn. Blind, naked bike riding Portland. Although Colony of Birchman, that's a good one too. Colony of Birchman is exactly what that looks like. I like Blind. We'll go with that. Corn. It's your wake up song this morning. Still got eight minutes to put the word bills in the app and try to qualify yourself and do it every hour. The more you do, the more entry. It's just like dropping entries into a box. And then on Friday, evidently somebody hopefully from our team calls you up and says, you want a thousand bucks? Then you can do it again next week and the week after that. Just gonna keep trying to buy your love. Boost our app numbers and then everybody wins. We're a team, huh? It's blind, it's corn. It's 98. It's out of control. Now that's corn again. Bob's are gonna have a field day with that. Ten more minutes and we'll throw another word your way to take it in the app. It makes the day fly by. I'll tell you that. It's almost already 8 o' clock and I'm not one to look into a lot of things, but I just saw this study here. I think the Bob's put it out. I don't know if this is real or not, but it's. It has been said. I don't know if you've noticed that a lot of the NBA players, when they do the football too, when they do that weird thing now when they watch them walk into the stadium and they do their fit checks, they do their. Let's see the fit these dudes have on. And then they do like an outfit, so I guess fashion show as they're walking in. I don't know if you've noticed that most of the athletes have abandoned the wireless earbuds and headphones and gone back to wired because there's a study that. And this Is, you know, out. It says that it causes Alzheimer's and Parkinson's to use wireless earbuds and headphones. So you should probably switch to speakers. You should probably switch to speakers is what I'm saying. Now you have questions. Now he's. Now he's got questions. Really? I don't know if you guys have noticed that, but if you're using your Bluetooth earbuds, that wireless beats brain Alzheimer's. You got it. It's coming your way. Wired ones didn't do that. I had proof of that. So probably listen on speakers if you're gonna listen on an app. Another guy emailed me and said, hey, this app contest. The only way I can listen to you is through the app is because I don't live in Arizona. Do we count? I don't know.

[Brady]

Sure, go for it.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. There's rules. You can go to 98kp.com, find the rules. I don't know if you're gonna get any money. I don't know if you have to live here. Kind of seems like I think so.

[Amber]

To be honest.

[John Holmberg]

I would lean towards you have to live here, but I don't know why, because the app isn't. I don't know. Bobs don't ask those questions.

[Amber]

They just.

[John Holmberg]

They just want. They want you to click on it. That's for sure. I'd take my chances and pop it in there. If you've still got, like, a 602 or a 480 phone number, or 623, which I doubt, you still pay for your 63, which you keep that. Moved out of town, go get a new one. But if you still got those area codes, you can lie to us and we won't know. Just have a dummy address of a friend here in town and shuttle it through that. That's what I would do if I was you, and I didn't live here and I won the money.

[Amber]

And what do you got to lose, regardless?

[John Holmberg]

So what's worse that can happen? It's like you lied to us about your address. You all right? I'll keep listening. This guy's in, like, Carolina or something. I can't. I have no idea. I'm pretty sure. What about, we're number one in Djibouti. Still on the app. The app. What if a jibootin wins?

[Brady]

I got a loudspeaker. I'm giving them cash.

[John Holmberg]

Well, how bad would it be if, like, we had a military guy win and he got to know us through another guy who's from here. I guess you just go to that guy and go, hey, I need your address real quick. Anyway, good luck to all of you. There's a way around everything. Lie. It's the best option you've got. If you're. If you're running into the rules, just start lying. I'll tell you this right now. It may seem threatening, those rules that say we'll come after you if you lied. We're not spending a penny on a lawyer to come after you. If you got a. And we find out he lied about his address, he's not a real citizen. Don't worry about it. My bosses and everybody else, you can't tell them that. Sure you can. You guys are the ones pulling your wool over. And plus you got an app contest. Not even a radio. It's international. We got listeners in England. I talked to a guy in England every day, emails me every morning. It's like 7 o' clock over there. I don't know what time. It's like morning Garden. It's like late afternoon. Love the program. You're also incredibly irreverent. Thanks.

[Amber]

Was that Hitler in the morning over there?

[John Holmberg]

Was that what?

[Amber]

Remember?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's right. Yeah, I forgot about that. That's right. What was that for? Because they were so good with.

[Amber]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Their news. Now it's time for breakfast news. How are you?

[Amber]

Oh, because they can make everything sound amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Everything sound incredible. That's right. I'm Hitler in the morning. 754 on BBC 5.

[Brady]

Hi, news.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, everything they did sounded great. I'd list it anyway. Five more minutes. I'll give you another word. In the meantime, it's time for Brady to give you all the news that only he knows. We call this the Brady Report and it's brought to you by our friends right there at allpro shade allprochade.com Brady, you pointed out yesterday with all this wind and nonsense, your shades retracted naturally, right? You got that whole thing going where the All Pro Shade will put that in there. If you weren't home yesterday and that storm blew over and you're like, ah, the shades are an umbrella. You wouldn't have to worry about that with All Pro Shade. They can put the system in it. Once it gets over, like 10, 15 miles an hour, it starts going, you know what? Let's suck it back up to the house. Let's. Let's get away from this. This doesn't look good. It's smart enough to know not to be out. And I'm not. I Have umbrellas open. I had to go shut them. You never know. You're a dummy if you're doing it the old way. All pro shade will take care of you and they've got it all figured out. Get rid of the glare on the TV on your back patio and basically add on to your house without too much expense. All pro shade will take care of it and give you an outdoor indoor room right there on that patio you're not using properly. Get on it. Allproched.com Brady Reporter Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello world.

[John Holmberg]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy be bald and be free day.

[John Holmberg]

Been living that way for a while. Man, I tell you, took a long time to convince you you're bald. Even tried to grow that weird horseshoe for a little while a couple weeks ago. It's terrible.

[Brady]

It was just lazy.

[John Holmberg]

I know there's nothing wrong with that, but it is a. It's a beautiful thing. You call me. I'm in bed and you call me and say, hey, meet me in 15 minutes. I can be in my car in three. That's after a P. Being bald rules.

[Brady]

Couple of basis fun facts. Courtney Love was briefly in Faith no More back in the early 80s. They recorded material with her as a vocalist, but fired her because she's intolerable. They wanted a male energy also.

[John Holmberg]

She's intolerable.

[Brady]

In the United States, a ton is £2,000. Everywhere else it's two £240.

[John Holmberg]

It's a metric ton and a ton.

[Brady]

Or a short short ton. I don't know what that long ton they the reason why we did it. It was easier.

[John Holmberg]

Math is much easier if you had zeros to it. I'm. I don't even know what 2 tons would. What is it, 240?

[Brady]

Yeah, 2240.

[John Holmberg]

So it'd be 44.80. Or after that, I'm up to half.

[Brady]

Of the water on earth is older than the sun.

[John Holmberg]

Hmm. I have no clue how that's possible, but okay.

[Brady]

The other half evaporated.

[John Holmberg]

This is like when somebody in 1994 told you they were Miss Mesa. All right, I'll take your word for it.

[Brady]

The last letter added to the Alphabet was J.

[John Holmberg]

Jammed it right in the middle. Why 10?

[Amber]

The J the jammed it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I didn't do that.

[Amber]

Okay, all right. I thought it was a Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I'm gonna use J words every once in a while. I can't help it. Wonder why it was last one. Was it like floating around on the outside going, come on, guys. I'm definitely a member. Is it like Puerto Rico. It's not a state. It is a state.

[Brady]

Use it too often, I guess. They said in the English dictionaries, the 17th century. It was finally added the 1600s.

[John Holmberg]

They didn't have a J until then. What were they using?

[Brady]

Js.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Brady]

That's what. When I looked into it.

[John Holmberg]

Did you look into it? I did, Brady, yeah. In what ways? Tell us of your reason.

[Brady]

Was the. When was the J added? They said that's the whole story.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, it was added. But what was it doing before? You know?

[Larry]

Look into it. That's what it said on the paper, that it was added in the 17th century.

[Brady]

No, it didn't. I did.

[Larry]

Oh, it did?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You Googled something.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What was the J before there was a J?

[Brady]

H, maybe.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no. I'm not asking.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Not jackassery. I'm saying why was there a J just outside of the Alphabet? That wasn't an official member. You know what I mean? Where was it? It's just floating around. We use a J. We don't do. Is it like a schwa?

[Brady]

Don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I don't either. I don't like this at all. This Jews. Well, that's what I've learned from our listeners. It's their fault. On this day in history, Jerusalem. How is there a Jerusalem and no Jerusalem? Okay, but they had. How'd they spell it?

[Brady]

With a Don't. Just don't do this different. It wasn't right.

[John Holmberg]

It would be a different letter.

[Brady]

Originally.

[John Holmberg]

Spelled in, like, English letters.

[Brady]

Hebrew.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

Sanskrit. So they didn't have the English Alphabet back then, Originally.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, so in 1500.

[Brady]

So how did we. Like before that, how did we spell Jerusalem?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Like 1500, when you're saying there was no shades, how do we spell Jerusalem?

[Larry]

With a Y.

[Brady]

With a Yerushlay.

[John Holmberg]

Yusuf. Because Jesus is Yah. Yeah. So we had wise. Why? And then we're like, this is dumb. I'm not saying that anymore. We need a new one.

[Larry]

Means foundation of peace.

[John Holmberg]

Turn the R over. Let's make this happen. And everybody be like, why? Why wasn't the Y working?

[Brady]

It was.

[John Holmberg]

But that's what I mean by why. What. At what point? They're like, that's enough. We need a new letter.

[Larry]

That's that Jew hate from your.

[John Holmberg]

For your people. Jews. And they. Because they didn't have a way to spell their own use. Yeah. They called. We're tired of being used. Just sounds like bad English. Your stories are interesting. Brady. Incomplete at best.

[Brady]

Get a little fun. Fact.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brady]

113 years ago on this date, 1912, Theodore Roosevelt was shot in the chest in Milwaukee while campaigning for the presidency. But his speech was so long and thick, he had it in his pocket that blocked a bulk of the bullet.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not listening. The King James Bible was way before that.

[Larry]

Yam.

[John Holmberg]

And that's King James. Yeah, but they didn't use a wire. They still called it that. The King James could have come out after 1600.

[Brady]

Yeah, maybe.

[Larry]

Because really, by then, James in Hebrew, is it Y, A, a K, O.

[John Holmberg]

V. But this was England.

[Brady]

Is that. Or is that Jacob? It says Yaakov.

[Larry]

Says the Hebrew name for James is Yaakov.

[John Holmberg]

I don't care about any of that. I just don't buy that they didn't have Js.

[Amber]

Sanjay just figures it's because the goddamn Jews were.

[John Holmberg]

I said it already. Hoarding up all the Js. It just seems like we'd have been fine with Michael Jordan. Like, why did we need the letter?

[Amber]

Oh, here we go. We got the full.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, somebody explained it. I. This is the danger of asking questions. I'd rather live Brady's life, but I'm too curious. Come on, print.

[Brady]

A new poll by CVS found the average family stocks up on candy early will eat their way through the entire stash not once but twice before they make it to Halloween.

[John Holmberg]

That's the average family. Yeah, you gotta calm down. Average family. All right, here you go, Brady. The letter J was added to the Alphabet in 1524, but its appearance into the English Alphabet was a slow process that took to the 17th century. So the J was out there. It just didn't get membership yet. It was the same as, like the blacks in Brady's country club. They were around it, but they weren't allowed to be members until the 70s. Italian grammarian Gian Giorgio Tressino first proposed distinguishing J from I, not Y or G, as a separate letter in 1524 to represent a consonant sound. For centuries before, the two had been used interchangeably. The letter was not fully adopted by English speakers until after Shakespeare died. So they're just waiting for that prick to die. Kind of like the way the Red Sox waited for Ted Williams to die to have people of color on the TV. 1524, writer Gian Giorgio Tresino said, jay, this should have been considered a separate from the eye. I'm a cigarette eye. And they said, all right. So words like Jesus and Julius were written as Iesus and Iulius, but Pronounced Jesus and Julius. You don't even look at a sound of the same as a regular eye.

[Larry]

We combining them.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I got eyes all over my name and my name is a Giana Giorgio Tresino. And none of them is a sounding like a G. J.

[Amber]

Well, then we actually learned about it in.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Amber]

In Indiana Jones right here.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Oh, they did? Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, because he breaking the code.

[John Holmberg]

Jehovah. But in the lat. Now forbid. Jehovah begins with an eye. Ooh. Ending. That's right. An A Latin Alphabet. Jehovah began with an eye. Ay. Okay, well, we learned a lot about the J today.

[Brady]

Half of the people who decorate their house think they've got the best decorations on their block.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well, you don't. Otherwise, why do them? Your house looks like trash. 804. Your. Your code word for the app is jam. I a M. Oh, no, wait. I'm sorry. J a M. Jam spelling counts. Yeah, that's right. And we're not looking for the Latin or old Jewish Hebrew version. The Hebrew version doesn't count. Jam as in Pearl Jam. Only just half of it. Jam. The 8:00am promo code. No, no, no. I don't care. They're that dumb, they can't win. Eight, eight o' clock. Promo code on our app got jam. Take it in the app. Now. Go get them, Brady. Keep going.

[Brady]

The spookiest place name in every state. Come up with a list.

[John Holmberg]

Maryvale, Arizona, south side Chicago. That's right.

[Brady]

In Arizona, it's Skull Mesa.

[John Holmberg]

Where's that?

[Brady]

Just north of Cave Creek. I think Bloody Skull Mesa Trail.

[John Holmberg]

Bloody Basin is worse than Skull Mesa.

[Larry]

Yeah, I would agree with that.

[John Holmberg]

Think of the graphic nature of Bloody Basin. And then you have to realize why they named it that. Why it was Bloody Basin at one point.

[Larry]

This place is just more history than that.

[John Holmberg]

This place is lousy with blood. It's a whole basin of it. And then it got known as that. And then they put signs on the 17.

[Brady]

Indiana is gnaw Bone.

[John Holmberg]

Gnaw Bone.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Amber]

There come the idiots again.

[John Holmberg]

That's all right.

[Brady]

Let him be Montana.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Dead Man Gulch.

[John Holmberg]

That's pretty good.

[Brady]

Ohio, Gore Orphanage Road.

[John Holmberg]

That's awesome. The Gore Orphanage. Great metal band name. Homburg's Morning Sickness. Oh, if you guys should win Pledio immediately. If you're the Gore Orphanage.

[Larry]

Hey, John, you think that's why my people. Mexicans.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Use so many Y's as well for.

[Brady]

J's.

[Larry]

Tuesday, he says, like, hey, I got a job today.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yup oh, yeah. Maybe that is it. I got to go to my yob. Yeah, I guess maybe that's probably it. Yumbo yak. That's Indians.

[Larry]

I know, but I mean, for them is yam.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You guys had to put in yang. What? Yang is to take it in the app. You have to put in the yang. A traffic yam. See? No, the train. Just like a yam. Like, what do you say? Like yam. Not like the potato.

[Larry]

Of course he didn't say that.

[John Holmberg]

No yam.

[Brady]

West Virginia's maggoty run.

[John Holmberg]

Ew.

[Brady]

Ew. Utah. Goblin Valley State Park.

[Larry]

Is that like Sodomy Gulch?

[John Holmberg]

I met my wife at the old Goblin Valley. She's a gobbler.

[Larry]

Oh, so Miss Mesa started with a.

[John Holmberg]

With a Y. Oh, that could be. I remembered it a day, but I'm gonna be like. Like Yuli or something like that. My name is Julie. Is that Julie?

[Brady]

See, this family in Pennsylvania went on a road trip last month, and a hundred miles in, they pulled over for gas. That's when they realized their cat Ray Ray was along for the ride. But he was not riding on the inside of the van. He was clinging to the roof. They had one of those soft cargo carriers on the roof. Ray Ray somehow held on it, just.

[John Holmberg]

Buried the claws, nails in and laid.

[Brady]

Down 70 miles per hour.

[John Holmberg]

Put your head down. Cat's pretty aerodynamic.

[Brady]

Family couldn't believe it. Ray Ray was unfazed, so they decided just to continue on.

[John Holmberg]

Hang on. How long was the trip?

[Brady]

The other choice? Well, they went. They were 100. Ray Ray rode 100 miles.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay. They didn't have to stop for gas or anything. They didn't noticed.

[Brady]

They went 100 miles and then stopped for gas. And that's when they noticed Ray Ray was on the roof.

[John Holmberg]

Did they take him back?

[Brady]

They didn't take him back. They took him along for the trip.

[John Holmberg]

I bet you the top of that.

[Brady]

Roof smells had to smuggle them into.

[John Holmberg]

The vrbove all over that. That velvet Buick.

[Brady]

They did go to the pet store and picked up a litter box, some food.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brady]

And Ray Ray went on vacation. Then they shared it on social. He's an indoor outdoor cat. People wanted to know.

[John Holmberg]

He's pretty outdoor, too. Yeah, 70 miles an hour outdoor at the clip of 70.

[Brady]

This dude in northern Kentucky, just the across the border from Ohio, is going. He set up his Halloween display, and he's hoping to get into the Guinness world record for most objects in a yard.

[John Holmberg]

Worst neighbor ever. That's what he's going for.

[Brady]

Following her is his name. And every year he does it. He sets it up. He puts a little charity gift giving box out there to donate to his own wants. Yeah, you can't do that. He picks a different charity.

[John Holmberg]

I thought it was to pay for his bills.

[Brady]

No, I hate that he donates it to a different charity every year.

[Larry]

Might need to see the receipts on that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's the funny thing. There was a guy in Arcadia that used to do that, and he'd have a box outside, and you'd donate because it's not cheap putting this together. I'm like, nobody asked you to do this. If it's too expensive for you, don't do it anymore. Doesn't the neighborhood love it? Yeah, but if you can't afford it. Stop it. Don't ask me for money. Because you chose to light up your house. Crazy.

[Brady]

This year it's going to the Northern Kentucky Children's Advocacy Center.

[John Holmberg]

You should give it to the Gore orphanage. Every penny ever should go to the Gore orphanage.

[Brady]

Yeah, that'd be a good idea.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks. Brady. As he shuffles papers and kills. Time. Good stretch. Well played.

[Brady]

Time for some pretty videos.

[John Holmberg]

25 years of broadcasting. You can't. You can't beat that kind of professionalism. Right there.

[Brady]

Top notch. The first one is actually radio audio.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

I want you to hear.

[John Holmberg]

So, Brady. Video. Not radio, video.

[Brady]

The audio. Then I'll show you the video. I want you to guess.

[John Holmberg]

I hate to break it to you. Everything you've done up to this point is radio audio.

[Brady]

Well, that's true, but this is for you guys. You see the Brady videos.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. That's because the video means I see it. Audio means I hear it.

[Brady]

So I want you guys to take a stab at what you think the audio is.

[John Holmberg]

What is this? All right, Brady's. Three, two, one.

[Brady]

Go, girl.

[John Holmberg]

Face it up. Twist it up so it's aimed higher. No, no, up.

[Brady]

Left hand.

[John Holmberg]

Left hand. Up so it's flat. There you go. Playing spoons.

[Amber]

That's what I'm do.

[John Holmberg]

Going to stop. Come on. Spoons would be a lot louder. Geez, I. I feel like she's got, like, her lips hanging out a car window or something.

[Amber]

That'd be better.

[John Holmberg]

Which? Either. I think they both make a similar sound. I think if it was the upper lips, you'd have heard more gasping. So I think it was more just. I think it's. I'm gonna.

[Brady]

Go ahead. I'll give you a hint.

[John Holmberg]

No way. I'm gonna go. Let me guess. I think it's a double amputee who has no legs up to the hips and they're hanging around of a Ford F150 and they drive 80 miles an hour like that cat on the roof.

[Brady]

Let's try to set a world record.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that would probably the most lips flapping. Well, no, just like the longest an amputee's ever hung out of a car without pants. That's my guess.

[Brady]

30 seconds.

[John Holmberg]

Feeling pretty good about that. All right, Brett, you gotta go.

[Amber]

I'm still going.

[Brady]

Spoons.

[John Holmberg]

He likes playing baby plastic spoons.

[Brady]

It's the new record for most fist bumps in 30 seconds. 424.

[Amber]

I'll go. Kill yourself.

[John Holmberg]

Rather watch mine?

[Amber]

Yeah, I'd rather watch spoons.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, and they're double fisted there, there's. Oh, I thought it was a girl. It's the girl filming.

[Larry]

She's timing it.

[John Holmberg]

And it's just two dudes just fisting each other for three, two, one, go. What's. What is the record? How many?

[Brady]

424 in 30 seconds.

[Amber]

A couple of jerks.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, what a couple of jerk offs. I'll tell you right now, I can break that record with one hand. I've been training for that since I'm 11. Twist it up so it's ain't higher. God, they need jobs.

[Brady]

We did it.

[John Holmberg]

We're in Dumpsville. Midwest America. Is that reason why you're fly over country?

[Brady]

Gore orphanage road.

[John Holmberg]

Is it by the Gore orphanage? Where in Portland did that happen? All right, what else you got?

[Brady]

Last one's a little mile high club yak.

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Brady]

This girl's flying. You spoil it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, gave it all away. Oh, see, she's not having sex. She's just flying in a plane. It's going upside down. She's gonna puke on her fat face. Yeah, she just threw up in a plane that's doing trips. This isn't the mile high Club brain.

[Amber]

Forced puke just looking at her.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's probably from the pilot. He caught her in the rearview mirror. Nothing about this is mile high club.

[Brady]

Yeah, the guy in the back.

[John Holmberg]

Right in the back. Oh, no, no. Did he catch some of it? Oh, yeah, just hit the screen. Yeah, he put.

[Brady]

Probably leveled it out after that.

[John Holmberg]

I'd have just hit eject, Shot her ass right out of the plane. Don't you have to train to be like in a plane that's doing tricks?

[Brady]

Not as a passenger.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Brady]

Yeah, they do those joyride when I.

[Larry]

Went up in those biplanes or the Red Baron.

[John Holmberg]

Why would they want that? Like that didn't have a top on it. So if you threw up, it just left the building.

[Larry]

That's true.

[John Holmberg]

Like, why would you put someone in a bubble and said, you've never felt anything like this? You're probably going to throw up, and we're going to clean it. Let's do this.

[Brady]

This.

[John Holmberg]

I would stop that program immediately if every time somebody came in the studio, it threw up. I'd be like, we gotta. Everybody's gotta stop coming in.

[Brady]

She's jacking off. And that's this guy I'm leaving.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Larry]

30 minutes it took you.

[John Holmberg]

No nothing. You ask me, less than nothing.

[Amber]

And he's dying over here.

[John Holmberg]

Kills himself.

[Brady]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

Jeez. You know, you just drive in Kirby's car. You're catching a contact guy. The hell is wrong with you? Brett, you got some videos? No, I'll get to that. Jesus so happy with himself. I said, yeah. Can off replace the J with a Y or an I? I made it Latin. I hope that is why you end up in hell. I hope that's the one. Jesus. Looking at your papers going, you were good up till that yakking off thing. Sorry, sorry. Yahweh not getting in. You're a jerk. Jesus. All right, go ahead. There.

[Amber]

I can't follow that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you can. You can. The bar is so low. You could show me a picture of a guy holding up a piece of white paper, and it would be better than what just happened.

[Amber]

Oh, this one. They found somebody else that sent this one in. It's a Brady in the wild.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, we got a Brady in the wild. Is he a real Brady in the wild or just on the porch? Huh, Big guy? Porcupine just fired all its quills at a fat guy on his porch. Hurts it is Brady in the wild. Brady would do this porch, huh? Oh, man, it just shoots, like, a hundred quills.

[Brady]

Another one. I saw another one yesterday. I don't know if this is AI Again or not, but there's a series.

[John Holmberg]

Of them of a fat guy getting hit by porcupines.

[Brady]

Going up to porcupine.

[Larry]

They're trying to tell you something.

[John Holmberg]

They're trying. Yeah. Your algorithm's warning you don't pet the wildlife. Wow. Cool. All right, next, there's some security footage. Security footage of what? Looks.

[Amber]

You missed it, but you got to watch what's coming into the screen.

[John Holmberg]

Run across real fast. Oh, my God. Is that.

[Larry]

That's a.

[Brady]

That's a body flying in.

[John Holmberg]

It's a body. Just.

[Brady]

Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there's a tad. Oh, Brad hit the Railing. What is that? Where does it come from?

[Brady]

A Halloween display.

[John Holmberg]

It's just a surveillance camera. And a body shoots all the way across. Is that a cow?

[Amber]

I don't know. I don't have any.

[Brady]

Or that's the body.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what that is. All right, get off of that one. That was just a dude shooting across the cctv. Oh, we're flying down a road here. And it's a cruddy road. It's like a dirt track. Just keep going. Here comes another one.

[Brady]

Yeah, maybe it's further down comes the second one.

[John Holmberg]

Here comes the second car. Oh, there's somebody crossing. Kangaroo. That was a kangaroo in Australia. Oh, crikey. Wow. A little guy trying to get across the road. And again, break neck speeds.

[Amber]

No, here's some bike riding.

[John Holmberg]

That was the kangaroo's last words. All right. Oh, what is that? There's a. Oh, Jesus. A car just. Just bumped on, runs over the guy. Oh, no. And it just keeps going.

[Larry]

I think we showed this one because they having road rage with them.

[John Holmberg]

Well, because the. I will say the bikers are in the street. You're running.

[Larry]

It was part of an organized ride or something. And he was mad that they were slowing.

[John Holmberg]

Everybody, man. All right.

[Amber]

And then here's some dude just walking around. Some surveillance footage.

[John Holmberg]

Another CCTV camera footage of a guy walking. I don't see him. Where is.

[Larry]

Where is he?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there. He just blew up. Stepped on a miner.

[Brady]

Even bonus.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it just won't stop blowing up. The dude went up in the air about 30ft.

[Larry]

Did you toss him twice?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

Just once.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Larry]

Oh, there's two guys up there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, there they are. Oh, I see them. Yeah. Okay. They're just walking along second.

[Larry]

Does he touch a live wire, bro?

[John Holmberg]

Is it the second guy? Yeah, yeah, he. He just bends down.

[Brady]

Got engulfed in flames, man.

[John Holmberg]

They just planted mines all over the place. Never wrote down where.

[Amber]

Here's some fun in one of Toledo's vacation countries.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, it's a dude climbing out of a full. A full manhole cover of sewage. And he just went into the. He just went in, opened the manhole cover and got in. And the sewer is packed full to the road. He's under it. Underwater.

[Brady]

Cell phone.

[John Holmberg]

That's a bath in India. Oh, God. Oh, he spit somehow back in. Oh, he's going. He went back down into the sewers of India. I didn't even know India had sewers. Oh, if he doesn't come up with a million dollars. This wasn't worth it. Oh, my God. He's climbing out of the Indian sewer soaking wet with Indian Rogue. They have tampons. I don't even know poops and peas and whatever they wash. Their just getting weird now.

[Amber]

There's some furry stuff.

[John Holmberg]

There's a guy dressed as a dog, Batman and.

[Larry]

Oh, there it is.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a. Oh, my God. I don't even know how to describe that. He's got. All right, right here's here. I'll try. He's dressed as Catwoman and Batman at the same time in some weird leather suit. It is assless and frontless. The front of him has a hydraulic weird machine that is giving him a hand job. And then his anus. Yeah, it might be. That actually might be what that is. It might be for udders. And then the thing definitely on his ass is not a milking machine. That is a sex with his. That's taking it in the app is what that is is. He got the word man.

[Amber]

And I don't know if this is AI or not.

[John Holmberg]

He got it.

[Amber]

I don't know if this is AI or not, but we'll just go for.

[John Holmberg]

Guy hovering over a toilet. He slips. Oh, he's going to try to shoot it. Outstanding.

[Larry]

I don't know if that's AI.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, that's. That's impressive, man. All right, let me. Let me tell the people what just happened. I don't think it is, but I know he's. He gets down on all fours in front of a toilet and fires a two foot poop into the toilet from, you know, not a very great distance, but further than most of us could do, which is over the rim. A little on the rim. It wasn't a swish, but I think it was a lot longer than he thought it was going to be.

[Brady]

That's a big poop for your basketball tonight.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, try that out. That is. We'll end there from downtown. Yes. Still better than watching the wnba. We are live at the finals in Phoenix. The Mercury taking on the aces as the lady squat above the Johns. Yes, it's in the hole. Finally, a watchable female basketball product. I take that back. The three on three things. Gonna be awesome. I give it to him all day long. This five on five thing, it's too much. There you go. All right. Is that it?

[Amber]

I don't know if we can top that one.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. Don't try. Let's just.

[Amber]

That was impressive.

[John Holmberg]

Let's just end on that one.

[Amber]

This guy's got a question about Brady's video.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Amber]

We were listening to audio here. It's coming right here.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's. Oh, it's printed. It says. Did you just play two guys fisting each other 400 times during Pride Month? Flaming out, bro. Yeah, that's very true. Events.

[Brady]

We are double fisting.

[John Holmberg]

They were double fisting each other and they had a girl timing it. There you go. That is your Brady Report. It's 98 KUPD. Don't forget jam is the word you're putting in the promo code on the app right now. Maybe get you a thousand bucks. It's 98. It's out of control now. 88. Morning sickness. 98. There you go. Megadeth right there. And Mustang back at it. Got his new album out and everything else. Have to quick correction. Not from John Eaton this time either. But a couple people have emailed. Earlier in the morning I mentioned that the San Diego Zoo had that gorilla attack that glass and break it with both its hands. And I was making the point that, you know, it's just you're parading food around in front of it. They were saying people don't eat or gorillas don't eat meat like that. They don't people me. Yeah, but you're still parading things in front of it that shouldn't be there. I reason we don't go wandering past gorillas without fear of them eating us is because they'll just mash us into the planet. So yeah, you're right. I still don't want to find out I'm wrong that gorillas might take a bite. Seen their mouths worried less about them eating me and more about them just squashing me. So yes, you're right. In pure interest of saying, you know, know, caging up a gorilla and then marching Indian kids in front of it is just fine. I'm saying you can expect that glass to take a few punches, that's all. Also, another fact check. Brady just saw it. I think you got falsely excited for a second on the headline. Then MAGA people have got to calm down. There's a celebration in the street that that horrifying Bad Bunny. It's Bad Bunny, Brett. Bad Bunny. Yeah, I mean, why not? If there's a bad Brady, there's a good. Why not Good Bunny. Where's Good Bunny? We're going to do Good Bunny. They're going to do the Turning Point. USA has decided that they're going to do a counter halftime show to that horrifying, potentially child ruining halftime show by Bad Bunny. So they're going to do a halftime show on the other side for people and I get emails for you. Go ahead and watch Twinks dance around for halftime. I'm turning it. Okay. I didn't realize how fragile you were, that you can't watch tv.

[Brady]

And not a few friends that strongly.

[John Holmberg]

Feel that way that think they never heard of Bad Bunny.

[Amber]

They're like, you're right.

[Brady]

You're on this, aren't you?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, you agree with what's going on here. I'm like, I don't. I mean, it doesn't bother me. I don't think.

[John Holmberg]

Did they know who Bad Bunny was and start.

[Brady]

What are you scared of behavior? I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

It's just. You start letting that go, the dominoes start falling. The next thing you know, next halftime shows a bunch of dudes blowing each other. I'd watch that, too, just for the reaction of the people who hate it. But the Turning Point USA super bowl halftime show that sold out Atlanta Brave Stadium in three hours after announcing it. As excited as you may be, MAGA people, not real Kid Rock, Big and rich.

[Brady]

Ted Nugent.

[John Holmberg]

Ted Nugent, Jason Aldean, of course, the legendary Lee Greenwood. Not actually a show, not a real thing. It's okay.

[Brady]

He's at the end.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Lee Greenwood shutting it down on with the, you know, the measles.

[Brady]

That's what I'm like.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Amber]

I'm not sure about Turning Point is or is not doing a show.

[John Holmberg]

This show they are not doing. They may do it at the end of it because nobody actually reads anything or doesn't even work on any. They saw the headline. Don't you see that? Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Travis Big ass, big and rich. Travis Tritt, Jason Al Dean, people coming to Elvis. A lot of folks come back from the dead for this. This. They're going to do the. They're going to do the show. And then at the end, it says, with special guests, we're now featuring Measles is the joke. But nobody read the whole article because they got so excited about the counter attack to Bad Bunny. And I got to tell you this. I live on E. On neither side of this. I'm proud to say that I think both sides are reprehensibly stupid. If you got excited over a Kid Rock counter attack to Bad Bunny, you are grossly losing the popularity contest in music in la. So I'd take Uncle Ted way over bad money. Yeah, but you were in a small group of people. Now, keep in mind, Ted Nugent struggles to sell out the Marquee Theater, and the Bunny is doing arenas on a regular basis. I'm not saying he's better. I'm just saying currently, if that's what you're going to counter, your ticket sales are going to suffer. You're not going to do as well as you want. You need to get some. You know, you need. And there's plenty of them now. You need to get one of these pop singers that like 50 Cent, I think would be even better to go out. He's. He's leaning right pretty hard. There's a few of them. You want to really do some damage. Kanye get his ass up there and go crazy. Either way. The Turning Point USA super bowl halftime show, which is the We're Scared of Bad Bunny show. Not exactly the best lineup I think you could put out there. Just do a country show. Just get Morgan Wallen. The Great Turning Point usa. Morgan Wallen won't say the N word. Halftime show.

[Amber]

Sure about that?

[John Holmberg]

No, we're not. That's the excitement breath. That's really where the. That's really where the. You know, the butter starts to melt, right? There isn't anything. Well, he might. They're saying he won't, but, I mean, it's in the back of his head. So just don't worry about that.

[Brady]

That.

[John Holmberg]

Go get your show out. But you got to get better acts than that. If Ted Nugent's headlining and Lee Greenwood's closing it out, you've got a bad show on your hands. I'm telling you right now. Even the guys over at Marquee Theater would be like, maybe we'll take that bill. Proud to be.

[Amber]

Yeah.

[Brady]

But if Greenwood joins Nuge. Wang Dang.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, if Greenwood went out and sang Wang Dang. Sweet poontang. And that was the promise. And he didn't even have Ted Nugent. He was just going to go nuts once and do it.

[Brady]

It.

[John Holmberg]

I might flip over to see that ice skating. Like, you'd have to have something crazy. But it's not a very good show. Not a very good show. Also, I like this because it's becoming an annual event where Alec Baldwin has to grab a. A camera and turn it on himself and start to apologize for stuff. We were driving down the road, and we smashed into a car and. And Stephen, look out. Oh, my God, his gun went off. Can they do something that's finally their fault? Can the Baldwins finally do something? They go on and go, that was completely on us. You ran into a tree. And you know what? They're blaming a trash Truck. It wasn't their fault.

[Brady]

So he swerved to get out of the way.

[John Holmberg]

Wasn't my fault. Lemon. Somebody else got in the way. I would never hit that tree. Normally, I don't know what happened. Sorry about that. That was a blank. Yeah.

[Brady]

And then raved about the meal that he had.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, just get on your video and go. We're in an accident. Yeah. Oh, well, there's no need. There's no need to tell us about everything you do. Especially when on the heels of the whole thing you did. Everybody. Nobody wants to see you. Something terrible's happened again, Lemon. Oh, no. Alex done it. I was driving. Seeing someone else got in my way. Those were my roads. And then.

[Brady]

Did quite the number on that Range Rover.

[John Holmberg]

Ran it into a big tree. That's what happens to cars when you hit trees. But it's not someone else's fault. It could have been, but I think the truck missed him. So they overreacted at the. Stephen didn't see the thing. And I tried to warn the driver of the trash truck. The only way I know how.

[Amber]

He's hanging out with Stephen again.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's got Steve. He and Steven are driving around festival. Yeah, they went to a film fest. We'll drive over to that. Let's. Do not go over there. Put the gun down, Alec. It's the only way I can communicate. It's just stupid. So Alec Baldwin's gonna start he's. And again. Immediately grabs his phone, hits flip, puts it down and get a ring light, for God's sakes. The bags under your eyes from all this stress from killing people the last couple years is just brutal for the guy. I mean, politically, he hasn't won for months. And now he's got, you know, attempted murder charges. Living a life. He needs to just take a break. Instead. Alec Baldwin starts a reality show and then go smooshes his car into a tree.

[Brady]

I love my children.

[John Holmberg]

I have eight kids. My wife just got kicked off. Dancing with the Stars and people will pay.

[Amber]

Standing a public eye.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I guess. Nobody's talked about him for a while. Alec, how come nobody talks about you? That's bothering me too. I think I'm gonna kill this tree. He hates these trees. He ran into a tree somewhere. Another. It's somebody else's fault, though. Can't you say Steven overreacted or the tr. We didn't expect a trash truck. I mean, I've seen trash trucks on streets before. Never have I had to use evasive measures. Trash truck. Usually they're Going like five miles an hour, picking up trash. It's what they do. It's stupid. Fed. That's right, Lemon.

[Brady]

What's the game that he got kicked off of on the phone that he's playing? And they told words.

[John Holmberg]

Words with Friends.

[Brady]

Yeah, he might have been doing that. Not paying attention.

[John Holmberg]

Could be. I don't know. Either way, he's apologizing for something else again. And who knows? I don't know. It's a weird thing to see. Alec Baldwin and the cameras turned around just know something bad's happened and he's trying to exonerate himself. That's basically all. He never goes on there and turns the camera goes, well, I really stepped in at this time. This one was 100. My fault. Certainly selling Liam Nees. You killed a tree. The car was a blank anyway. The tree's fine, the car's busted up. Steven still doesn't have a career and we can move on. All right, our word for eight o'. Clock. Gotta lick my fingers to get these apart.

[Brady]

Steven's fine.

[John Holmberg]

Is he?

[Brady]

Daughter's a billionaire.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Well, Stephen didn't die, you know. Steven's in the car. He didn't come out and do some video apologizing to everybody and saying, I didn't do anything wrong. A guilty person grabs their phone and flips it around and starts to explain himself before anybody even thinks. You know, everybody saw the wreck and they're like, oh, good, the Baldwins are okay. But then Alec has to go on and on and on about how he did this and that.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's what it was. My brother missed a truck.

[John Holmberg]

I got hit by a truck once, too. And I was on 30 Rock. Nobody ever did an apology to me. Well, wait a minute. They gave me like $40 million. Never mind. Good luck. Tree. They should name that tree Tracy Morgan. I hit the Tracy Morgan tree. I don't know what to do.

[Brady]

He swerved from a Walmart truck.

[John Holmberg]

Look out, Alec Baldwin. There's a Walmart truck. You're right. Tracy, look out. Why did you shoot at it? Thanks. Anyway, so he's apologizing. We just get over it. All right, in just a few minutes, we're going to do another word, and it's bucks. I'm just going to give it to you early. B U C K s. Bucks at 9am That'll be your promo code on the app. Try to win a thousand dollars from us. How about that? Bucks? We're giving you money. We're boosting our App numbers, everybody's winning. Somebody emailed me and said, I don't understand how it works. You said that the speakers don't work for ratings if we listen on the app, if we have it on our headphones, I'm like, right, the app number counts, but the ratings don't. Unless you have it on a speaker. So Bluetooth away, man, and start putting it on a speaker loud in your office. That. That would be better for us if you did it that way. But we understand that a lot of you can't. Our ownership doesn't, but we do. So, you know, if you could help us out, just turn it up every once in a while and give us a little, little bump. And the ratings, it helps every time because you listen in your earbuds. You're just, frankly, you're just being selfish. You're not helping us. Yeah, you know, you think you're being nice to your co workers, but you're screwing us. And isn't that who you really care about? Come on, Bucks. That's what we're after. 9am Word. It's coming up in a couple minutes. Bucks. B, U, C, K, S. That's. That will be the one you put in your promo code for nine o'. Clock. Then we're done. And it starts again with Fitz at 2:00'. Clock. You can even have your app warn you constantly, starting again at 1:53. It'll start telling you, hey, fit's about to give you the word, you know, and boom, it knocks it out. We'll do it again. You got 40 minutes after nine. So nine to nine. 40. We'll get that together. We got the hot releases right around the corner. It's 98. It's out of control now. Morning sickness. Morning sickness. There you go. It's Metallica right there. One here in the morning sickness, right in the middle of this app contest. Bucks. Bucks is the name of it. Brett had to leave again. He's got. He's got some family stuff. He's got to tote people back and forth to appointments and things like that. So we're. And we just watched Brett drive away in a Subaru. That's weird to see. It's one of them sports car Subarus, though. I didn't know they made those. I didn't know. Lesbians like to go fast. But evidently, I guess when they're moving in with each other after their second date, they have to lickety split, expedite that process. And when I say lickety split, you know what I mean? Boy, these I get a lot of emails. People just mad at Bad Bunny. I think the world just told them. Do you know Bad Bunny's been around for like 10 years? Right?

[Brady]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Why now are you mad?

[John Holmberg]

So angry it says, john, you crap on the 311, the WNBA and Guy Fieri with every waking breath, but now you're 100% on board with this Spanish soy boy. What gives? Look, I. I didn't say it was a hundred percent on board. I just don't understand the fear. And here's the other thing.

[Brady]

He was okay and he's fine. Maybe Gilmore too.

[John Holmberg]

He's. No, no one was good in that. Don't take it back.

[Brady]

That's where my anger started.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Is that where you got mad? Isn't Happy Gilmore too? He's funny. On Saturday Night Live. I didn't watch this most recent one, but when I saw him before, I'm like, he's pretty good. If we're going to get upset about transsexuals in rock, we're going to start chopping up that. That old record collection drastically. The entire 80s. And we just played Metallica back in the 80s, they called them. You know, they were trannies and girls and their long hair and everything. This is a common problem you're turning into. Yeah. David Bowie, Mickey performing and. Well, no. How many dudes. You want to talk about it, though? I mean, all of metal in the 80s was glammy girl hair and make Poison.

[Brady]

Sure. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I wanted to bone half of them on the album before I found out. So if we were. If we're upset that he. These representation of trans. I guess a little uproar. There's an uproar. But come on, it was the 80s. You had people from 1904 still mad. And everything about us in the 80s was like, Ah, they don't know. They're stupid. And now we're doing it. Now you turn 60, 55 and you're like these kids today with this tranny rock. Like that's exactly what you used to hear all the time when you were a kid. Yeah, but Poison was different. Those guys were good. Go back and look at the album cover. Look at the cat dragged in and tell me Bad Bunny's worse than that.

[Larry]

Brett Michael's blowing you a kiss.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not. Yeah, he. And they flirted with you and it kind of thought about it for a second wink. Rob Halford. So if we're starting to get in on the whole tranny gay thing as to why Bad Bunny's not good. Let's grab a mirror real quick and spin that around. And just. That's why I'm not a Bad Bunny fan. I don't know what he's saying. I don't speak Spanish. But he's not threatening to me because I lived through the 80s. That was the gayest time ever. Pet Shop Boys. Oh my God, we're the 80s gay. I go back and I look at my head, my hands, just my head. I go, no wonder my dad thought I was gay. Everything I listened to was kind of on the or. It was actually gay. I liked George Michael when I was a kid. I'm like, the guy can sing. The phone book. I had no idea. Elton John. Look, Elton John, Rod Stewart. People who are angry at Bad Bunny for the trans thing, calm down. He doesn't speak English. Okay, you don't have to like it. I'm just saying the whole trans thing is kind of not an argument. Or go through your record collection and start kicking out all the ones that might have sucked a weenie because you are going to be there for a long time. Long time. And while you're at it, I saw.

[Brady]

The additional campaign, the, the hate for Bad Bunny at the New York Yankees game. They showed him. Oh, they booed him because he's sitting during the America.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, was it, we'll see. That kind of crap. Yeah, he's just not making any fans that way. Hate him for the right reasons. I'm all about hating stuff. Hate him for the right reasons. Though your argument falls apart when you say, I don't want to accept this trans movement. I'm like, then you need to delete all your 80s, because all that was was cross dressing. Weirdness in the 80s. All of it strange stuff. Music's always been a bunch of twinkie weirdos. There are tons of it. All those dudes in your high school that you know were mad at their dads and grew their hair out long and smoked.

[Larry]

They'd cry at the door while metrosexual.

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, that wasn't that. That was when it got weird. It did get a little weird. We weren't celebrating metrosexuals in the 80s. We were just liking it now. I didn't hear. I didn't hear if the most recent Saturday Night Live was funny. But he doesn't write it, so it's not his fault if it's terrible. It's just, can he perform the stuff given. I'm not saying he's, you know, Richard Pryor, but he seems affable. And likable. Puts a dress on now and again. Kind of funny that way, too, but yeah. I mean, we don't want to go back in time and start saying, these trannies can't sing. Oh, I gotta get rid of a lot of records. All I'm saying is, calm down, have a laugh. What if he comes out in a dress and, like, trips on it and Bad Bunny eats on tv? That would be like a dream come true for even me. And I'm not rooting against him. I just don't care.

[Brady]

His best move would be to bring out Lee Green.

[John Holmberg]

If he sang in Spanish. Proud to be an American. I would. I would tip my cat and bunny. You knocked that one stiff. Well done. Go back and look at the Poison album cover. Go back. And this guy Kevin is right. Kevin Citizen said, go back and Google Ambrosia's album covers. I think Orleans is the other one. Those two, everybody just dudes. Dudes with their shirts queen.

[Brady]

Anything from the Discus or.

[John Holmberg]

All those dudes were on coke blowing each other. So we just be mad at him for the right reasons. We hate his music. Fine. That's what Phil says. By the way, Bad Bunny sucks. Nothing to do with his heritage. I just think he sucks in English or in Spanish. He's el sucko. Yeah, Phil's. You're right. I don't necessarily get it either. I don't even. I. I don't.

[Brady]

They announced it. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

I was like. All I thought was, oh, boy, here we go. They're clamoring for that international audience. Andrew says I speak full Spanish, and I have trouble understanding what that guy says in his songs. Yeah, I speak English. I can't sing. All of them dudes in Poco wore Dickies was going through old album covers we'd have to get rid of. Just got an ascot on. Dude. That's gay. That's one of the gayest things I've ever seen. Don't hate him because he's gay. Hate them because you have a heart on watching. What's the one is Orleans their album cover shot. 70s, 80s. 70s wasn't nearly as gay as the 80s. 80s is gay.

[Amber]

There it is.

[John Holmberg]

Look at that.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Orleans just naked. Yeah. Hate it for the right reasons.

[Larry]

There's one that you can be mad about.

[John Holmberg]

The Village People. You're right. I forgot about that. These twinks have been screaming for years. The Village People were Donald Trump's rally song. What's wrong with everybody?

[Brady]

Ambrosia.

[John Holmberg]

Ambrosia is a solid one. Vinnie Vincent, this guy says, remember Vinnie Vincent. I think he made a Bruce Kaitlyn switch. I don't know if that's true, but doesn't surprise me me, because musicians are fragile, strange people. Very weird. They grew their hair out long and everybody thought they were gay. Elton John's one of my favorite artists ever. If he did the halftime show at Sewer, people would love it. He's worse than Bad Bunny when it comes to that. Would anybody say that if. If Elton John was the halftime show? Ah, this tranny twink. Would anybody be mad? I don't think anybody care if he sang in Spanish and he did. Nikita, you will never know.

[Larry]

Ricky Rocket. Look at what Ricky Rocket is doing to you on that album cover.

[John Holmberg]

The Poison album cover is four girls that I wouldn't have a chance with back in the 80s unless they were on meth. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe I get a meth bj. They're beautiful. I didn't like Poison because one of the dudes named himself C.C. deville. And I'm like, your name is Cadillac Coupe Deville, you idiot. Anyway, people are all over me. You're all over this guy? No, no, no. I'm not 100% in love with Bad Bunny. I just don't understand your hate. You know, he boned Kendall Jenner for a little while, which means our guy Devin Booker's Igloo brothers with him. Eskimo brothers. Sorry. Well, they share the same igloo. Does that make Devin some sort of. Did he catch it? I don't get it.

[Larry]

The crew album has two girls on it. Identify him.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. I wouldn't know. I'd have to bone my way to the bottom to find out. Anyway, I'm. Look, you know me at this point. It's been a long time we spent together. I hate a lot of stuff, but I try to hate for the right reasons. I hate. Cause things suck.

[Brady]

I hate Harris first go around.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but I don't hate somebody for their clothes. I will hate you for your face. Like, If I like J.J. mcCarthy of the Vikings, I can't. I just don't like him because of his face. The dude who's playing Bruce Springsteen in that new movie? That Jeremy Allen White?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I can't look at his face. I just want to punch him in his rat face. I don't know why that is. I've had that. My dad had that for Stockard Channing. He would announce people he just couldn't look at. We've all got that, that. Which one's that?

[Larry]

Pan.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Pantera. Super gay. When they first came. Wow. They love being in tights and gays. Anyway, also, it's this guy's right. Adam's right. Isn't a little gay to get worked up about a halftime show. That is a little gay, too. It's football. Halftime's the time to piss, grab a beer, laugh, talk about the game and just see what goes on and then talk about it the next day, going, wow. You see that? That twink bouncing around at halftime? What the hell was that? This is an interesting question. Do you think Brady's dad ever called his mom Bad Bunny? I bet. I bet your mom was Bad Bunny.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, she.

[John Holmberg]

Get on all fours and hop over here. Bad Bunny. Oh, Tor.

[Brady]

Patent.

[John Holmberg]

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Hold on a second. Bad Bunny's eating. So. So we'll feed you in a minute. Grilled cheese that daddy's gonna eat, too. Hey, McDonald's for VIP. Grilled cheese. Swear to God. That kid will be the death of me. Anyway, we got the hot releases coming, but Brett had to leave early. Maybe Bad Bunny will have a new album out and their minds will explode that way.

[Larry]

Not. Not this month. Maybe in January. He will.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, maybe. Could be. I bet he does come out with something big. Oh, boy. Oh, Bad Bunny, what you have stirred up and now you can't even mention. What's the big deal? People lose their minds.

[Brady]

You listen to rock music, heard a Bad Bunny song.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe you have.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Guarantee you have. You wouldn't know it because it's in another language. So you just. You roll up your windows most of the time, think you're in a bad neighbor, like, oh, it's my own car. If you hear a Bad Bunny song, you. You're probably leaving.

[Brady]

No bunny.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. Because the stabbings are soon in your brain. You're like, people are gonna start getting stabbed now I'm in a food city. Like, you won't know why you're there. I better get out of here. There's a lot of Halis ghosts. Yantara, roll them up. There's a Bad Bunny song.

[Brady]

Just here to get some fresh salsa.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Excuse me, Holmes.

[John Holmberg]

Hate him for hating things you like, but I don't get the whole tranny thing. Because if you're in rock music, boy, you can't hate the gay because it's all over it. Trust me, we've seen it. We got the hot releases coming up in just moments. Again, the word is bucks. This morning. Get on that. On the app. It's 98. It's out of control. Now 98k you p. D. Yeah, I like that. Some guy just said you should. All the emails that you get about that should be signed Yosemite Sam because that's all I picture. And that is a very funny thing to think. Well, I'm the rooting and stutinist complainer there ever was. Bad bunny. Darn. Darn it. Darn it. He's in a dress. Rabbit. Bugs Bunny. More address. Bugs Bunny. Bad bunny. They're related bugs also somebody will come out there. No, no, no.

[Brady]

Show them how to do this.

[John Holmberg]

No, we all remember. It's ingrained in our brains. That's interesting. Yeah, it's just I get a lot of emails about it. Like a lot of people want to discuss this. It's on your own. And I just say shh, relax. It's not that that's fun to talk about but let's just hope for the sake of not liking him that something silly happens in his dress. Gets like he tumbles. It's great. It's like when Lady Gaga. I don't like her music. But the best thing that ever happened was that terrible halftime show where she didn't try any sit ups for a couple months before and she came out fat in a suit that didn't fit. And it was a laugh Riot for 25 minutes. Then we watched football again.

[Larry]

And making her jump into the stadium.

[Brady]

Highlighted all of it from the jump.

[John Holmberg]

This big big chubby raindrop came falling into Houston's Reliant stadium. It was great. Root for terrible things to happen. Don't get so mad that you have to cancel it. That's silly. No, no, no. Fl it be great if it starts.

[Brady]

Out in the saloon.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. He walks in. What in the sam hell is this? I am baboni. Bad bunny. No, no, no. All the Yosemite Sam's get mad at it. I like music from the old days. Straight as an arrow, like poison, Motley Crue and Judas Priest. Not this tranny nonsense. I'm just confused by. I'm confused by it. I'd like to have somebody explain it to me logically other than just you supporting that homosexual. I got a lot of those. You supporting that like.

[Larry]

Jeez, that's why you're confused?

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Yeah, I guess I am. I'm a little bit. I don't know.

[Larry]

Am I a little tingly?

[John Holmberg]

He doesn't make me tingle because he's Puerto Rican. If I had to meet his parents would have to go back to that hellhole. I listened to Tony Hinchcliffe. I know What Puerto Rico is, It's the floating garbage, right? That's the only thing I know about it. I've been there once. I was at the airport. It was seemingly quiet. No hurricanes, no robberies. Felt good. It's time for the hot releases. They are in front of us right now. All the new music and stuff. Except for music. Because Brett's not here. So we'll just do all the other stuff. Stuff. Toledo's got some things. It's brought to you by our [e-mail]. three easy steps and you're on your way to getting that brand new unit. I got a friend of mine up there had all the storms and stuff. For some reason, he realized that his air conditioning was blowing weird hot water in this humid stuff. And he's like, something's going on. Then it just shut off. So he's asking me, who do you go to? I'm like, new ac unit dot com. It's easy. You're going to save some money. That's the best part. Save thousands, save time. Buy online@new ac unit.com and always put home burge in as a promo code and knock even more off the top. How about that? Rich, Release me.

[Larry]

All right. No music. You hit me to this. So I did some. Some research on it. Tara Jr. Yeah. And Kylie Jenner, aka King.

[John Holmberg]

Kylie King Kylie.

[Larry]

Fourth strike is a new song.

[John Holmberg]

She's in it. She's in a song with a pop like dance electric duo named Terror Jr. And the video. Is this the video? This is just a picture. You gotta find the video. Is that her singing? I don't think so.

[Larry]

I have no idea.

[John Holmberg]

This is the song. If you find the video, Rich, she and the girls that they have in this video are unreal. I think it's all over like TMZ or something like that too. You can find it that way. You're not gonna see it up there. But the video for this thing is insane.

[Larry]

So you can get that today. Battle beast know nothing about him, but they're releasing a track today.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Is this real? Is it me or does it sound like maybe if the golden girls released a rock song. She sounds old.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

But it doesn't sound. Not according to this.

[Larry]

It's.

[John Holmberg]

It's not a battle beast.

[Larry]

Here's. I think this is what they look like.

[John Holmberg]

The battle beast. Oh, there's there. I don't know why I'm fear picturing him at a key. She's not old, but.

[Brady]

Small.

[John Holmberg]

She's a large lady, she looks. She's dressed like a waitress at Bobby McGee. She looks like a character. I would have to ask her. Who are you? I'm maleficent. Maleficent wasn't £400.

[Brady]

Looks like Julie. Jules spent three years at the Home Country Buffet.

[John Holmberg]

Jules on some sort of weird prednisone diagnosis. Like, she's been. She's puffed up. Yeah. She's on a medic medicine that increases her water weight.

[Larry]

It's Fat Jewel, another track out today. The band Military Gun. So I thought this might be a little heavy, but God owes me money.

[John Holmberg]

Money and me, too. That's why that guy won't come back. That might be a KDKB thing.

[Larry]

Bony Ver. You remember Bony Bear? Oh, yeah. This is their latest track, Day One, out today.

[John Holmberg]

Not bad enough, I thought. Good pool music. The Bone is there. Yeah, I like. I like what they do as backup background stuff.

[Brady]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Like ambient noises.

[Larry]

Dorothy, we know her very well. She's got a new track out today featuring Slash.

[Brady]

Tombstone Town.

[Larry]

We might be playing this, but according to all the files, it's out today. So I don't know if that means the album or the track.

[John Holmberg]

Like Formula country.

[Larry]

Put in.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Dorothy's hot.

[Brady]

Oh, did a little influence.

[Larry]

Little yacht rock for us. Boz Skaggs has a new album out. This is the track. Angel Eyes.

[John Holmberg]

He sounds healthy, Young, spry. Need I say that my love's misspent. Ms. Span with Angel Eyes. Did he do Lido Shuffle? Yeah.

[Brady]

He's missing cocaine.

[John Holmberg]

And this is the only thing.

[Larry]

A little bit man.

[Brady]

His roommate was Steve Miller.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, is that right? Yeah.

[Larry]

This one's for you, John. Tame Impala has a new track out. Dracula. My album is called Deadbeat.

[John Holmberg]

My dog Gordon is a lead singer, I'm convinced. The exact same voice, almost identical.

[Brady]

That's it right there.

[John Holmberg]

If he ever writes a song called Can I have a Cookie? Don't you hate Frank? He's always barking all day long. I don't care for my friend Frank. And the bus runs right over me, like, all of a sudden, like, hey, wait a minute. I think I know who sings that.

[Brady]

Halftime.

[Larry]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

That's who I know is. He's singing on my dog stuff. Jack Ham in the backyard is staring.

[Larry]

All right, no N word or F word? Because that's Brett's domain.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Larry]

All right, so for streaming releases today on Netflix, The Diplomat Season 3, starring Keri Russell as a person they're grooming to try and become the president Rayburn died for vice President of the United States. She's Secretary of State.

[John Holmberg]

I think my husband, President Rayburn was.

[Brady]

On the phone with Hal.

[John Holmberg]

President Reagan. What do you think you were doing? Gene Rayburn, the Commander in Chief, he had a rogue deputy, which he did. Oh. It's our job to find out who the rogue deputy president and only we know just how flawed. Kerry Russell Wyler Ambassador's wife Top 10 first lady. This is an opportunity. I get it. You will be in the White House watching what she does all the time. Interesting. White House espionage.

[Larry]

It's a decent show.

[John Holmberg]

Have you seen it?

[Larry]

Yeah, it's a decent show. Yeah, we watched first two seasons. The Perfect Neighbor is also out this week on Netflix. The blurb says one woman, dozens of 911 calls in a close knit neighborhood caught in a nightmare. What begins as one woman's relent relentless harassment of children spirals into a shocking act of violence.

[John Holmberg]

It's like 400 kids in the road. The following was captured in real time. I called because the kids come across the street. They shouldn't be screaming and running around. Okay? All the kids like to play. They can't walk or even throw their football over there. 91 1. What is the address of the emergency?

[Brady]

Emergency.

[John Holmberg]

Several kids out there right now are sweet, but they are all black kids. And this white lady's mad about. Oh, I know. It's like the kids. She thinks we're trying to steal her truck. Oh, it's a crazy lady. There's no trespassing. I'm not always welcome to go there. Doesn't need to be a call. What happens? This is good stuff. Always messing with people's kids. Shirts off ass. One minute. Oh. Oh, this is going to be a great one. Whoa.

[Brady]

91 1. What is the address?

[John Holmberg]

Emergency. My neighbor has been screaming outside. She started banging on her, pounding on it, let me in. And then bam, she starts shooting. Oh boy. What's this called? The Perfect Neighbor.

[Larry]

Perfect Neighbor on Netflix.

[John Holmberg]

Some loony broad.

[Brady]

Sounds like a good name.

[John Holmberg]

I'll tell you this. You get 13 or 14 kids running around in the cul de sac. I'm gonna make a couple of calls.

[Brady]

She's beyond get off my lawn.

[John Holmberg]

Well if. Come on, you might be all right with it, but 12, 13 kids standing in front of your house all the time.

[Larry]

Well, if they're in front of your house, they're in the neighborhood.

[John Holmberg]

And you're like, all right, every time I gotta back up, I'm gonna run over like eight kids. Somebody control this. If two, three times, maybe fourth, fifth times, like I clear them out. They don't go away. Authorities are involved. You can't have kids running all over wild. So maybe I'll side with her till the murder.

[Larry]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Larry]

Also on Netflix, season two of the starting five, Game seven in the NBA finals.

[John Holmberg]

I would think about that game forever. You did Tyrese Heller. Things harden. We know that. Kevin Durant. I could do everything. Good move, big bro. We're witnessing a change of the guards. You going to hit them with this? It's just NBA talk. All right. That'll be fun.

[Larry]

Kind of an in recap of the NBA season. Murda Death in the Family is on Hulu. This chronicles the murder.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the redheaded people.

[Brady]

They're loaded.

[Larry]

From South Carolina's most powerful legal dynasty.

[John Holmberg]

Police in an ambulance immediately.

[Larry]

When their son Paul is involved in a deadly boat crash. The family is faced with a test unlike any they've ever encountered.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. They got like a bunch of murders under their belt. And that girl that disappeared on the boat.

[Larry]

And he kind of. He kind of hung himself out to dry in court by saying something. I think. I think he accidentally kind of perjured himself.

[John Holmberg]

How many episodes is this?

[Larry]

Not sure.

[John Holmberg]

Might only be one because the documentary is pretty good. Good. If you're gonna watch one of the two, I wonder what it would be.

[Larry]

Devil in disguise. The John Wayne Gacy story comes to Peacock. And I think it might be on NBC, but I'm not positive.

[John Holmberg]

I've seen this a million times. Not this particular thing, but John Wayne.

[Brady]

So many.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, the tapes of g. Search warrant for John Wayne Gacy's house is in custody.

[Brady]

I would like to cooperate with you boys. Help out in any way that I can.

[John Holmberg]

There's really four Giant, the contractor, John the politician.

[Amber]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Amazing. That. That'll be an interesting. That John Wayne Gacy story is incredible. I'm in the middle of the Ed Gein thing right now. And that's pretty great too. Especially. Well, the way they're doing it is to kind of. It's. It's a weird kind of spin on us to say, isn't he awful? And then right in the middle of the worst parts, they show a clip from a movie he inspired. And then it kind of makes you realize, oh, I'm doing it again. Like, I'm actually watching the horrible nature of this real thing that made me. That entertained me so many times based off of his story. And I'm doing it again now off the real one. It's really. It's ac.

[Larry]

The inspiration for others.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. Well, I mean by that point that was a one off. Gacy was pretty wildly like what he did.

[Brady]

Not even for like it or you know, the crown.

[John Holmberg]

I mean the clown thing a little bit. I mean he was less the clown thing and just like the contractor guy would hire young boys to help him do odd. It was. Well, he was. It was weird. Gacy had a couple avenues he went down that weren't normal. But then his famous last words.

[Brady]

Brian Denny. He did a pretty good job.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, it was a good one. Every Gacy went on, his famous last words are kiss my ass right before they cook him.

[Larry]

Last one I have is on Apple TV. Plus it's Mr. Scorsese.

[John Holmberg]

And I think he also had another line before he died that was. I can't remember the exact number, but he says today you're gonna kill me. That's one. I did 18 or 33 or something like that. He had some number Scorsese movie about.

[Brady]

Himself all the time.

[John Holmberg]

Does he produce it?

[Larry]

No.

[John Holmberg]

My part. He's got enough movies to make you wonder about it.

[Larry]

Watch the Departed.

[John Holmberg]

I forgot how good that movie. I want to watch the Wolf of Wall Street, Raging Bull, the Departed, Gangs of New York and more. Scorsese's been on the Taxi Driver, Mean Streets. The list of movies. Jesus movies, huh?

[Brady]

The Christ movie. Movie. Did I do the Temptation? It wasn't the Temptation.

[John Holmberg]

Last Temptation of Christ. Yeah, that one wasn't that great. But it was in there. Oh, it'll be in the list. But it was.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. They'll close it with that, you think final.

[John Holmberg]

They might mention it. I think I'll go with a couple other casino maybe. All right. Is that it?

[Larry]

That's all I got.

[John Holmberg]

There you go. That's a good list today. What's the name of the documentary? The Bad Neighbor or something? A Good Neighbor.

[Larry]

A good Neighbor.

[John Holmberg]

All right, and then John.

[Larry]

Perfect Neighbor.

[John Holmberg]

And. And that's on Hulu Blue.

[Larry]

The Perfect Neighbor is on Netflix.

[John Holmberg]

Netflix. Okay, I'm all over that. All right. Rich gave me stuff to do. There you go, everybody. Those are your hot releases. It's out of control now. 98k. U. PD Goldberg's morning sickness. Morning sickness. 98k. Well, I don't know what's going to happen now. Brady just went home or something. Something. Where? Where? There you go. John Gordon will cover it. You sound great, Brady. You sound really healthy. I'm the best. There he is. It's time now for the entertainment drill and get the heck out of here. And it's brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black self defense training. If you're interested in getting in great shape, taking care of your body, taking care of your mind and taking care of your surroundings, your people that you care about, the folks that are with you all the time, no joke when you say it, some of this stuff they teach you might just save the lives of other people around you, including yourself. It's just a smarter way to be. People always carry a gun. You know, the ones that have that say, I know what I'm doing. I got higher force, I got that. Have you ever trained retention? No one ever trains about that. You train shooting, you train learning how to shoot the gun. You ever train how to hang on to it in case somebody tries to get it from you? It's remarkably different than what you think. Sometimes you're wearing a gun on the outside, they do all that stuff there. Gun retention training should be a must. That's one thing I am for. I don't want gun rights or anything, but I don't think there's a problem with anybody like, hey, if you want to do this, you want to carry, we should probably pop you into one of these classes here to get you to where you know what to do if somebody tries to steal it from you. It's amazing.

[Brady]

Weapons handling to begin with.

[John Holmberg]

Weapons handling is great. Yeah. And shooting tests and things like that. I'm all for like something like that, but man, oh man, that gun retention thing for people who carry. And people who carry are super responsible. They should want to do that because it was eye opening for me. I don't carry a holster, but I have a concealed carry permit. But I. If I had a holster. One of the reasons I won't carry is because of the classes I was at. I'm like, I'm just not real good at that right now. I want to get better at understanding.

[Brady]

I keep mine in the waistband.

[John Holmberg]

Smart. And it's the dumbest thing you can do. But yeah, if you want to do that too. A lot of people stuff it in the back of their pants. Ridiculous. You learn to be a little smarter about being smart. It's a really good thing. And you get out there and they'll teach you all that stuff. Plus you get in good shape while you're doing it. Probably won't ever need it. But much like people said yesterday in Tempe, why would I ever need to, you know, have a guy come take a look at my roof? It's fine and we don't get big storms around here. Okay, well tell that to the Yucca Tap Room who we do have videos from it just and I've seen a couple of neighborhoods probably every once in a while have your roof inspected same way with your body and your brain and that's what they do. Reactdefense.com they'll take care of you. It's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady]

The Science of Scare project came out with their 2025 list of the scariest movies according to science. So the test subjects they had wear heart monitors. Wouldn't it be funny throughout each movie screening?

[John Holmberg]

So it's not movies that are scientific. So the. The. According to science the scariest movies of all time could still be like Freddie True exorcist probably still gets people the.

[Brady]

Exorcism of Emily Rose. Yeah. Was the only one on the Exorcist.

[John Holmberg]

But that's got a bunch of like shut doors and ghosty moves and big bangs and I don't like scary movies. That to me that's like hot wings. Hot wings that are just hot for the sake of being hot aren't tasty. But if they're really hot and they taste good, that's better. Scary movies are the same way if you shut a door and there's a guy behind it that wasn't there a second ago. Just the bang. Spook factor. Not a fan. I'm glad Brett's not here.

[Brady]

Smile and Smile 2 were 7 and.

[John Holmberg]

8 and 7 on the list again same thing. Just big loud noises and quick cuts.

[Brady]

Top five the conjuring first one's good. Number four was insidious. Number three, Skin a mirink that came out in 2022. Never heard of heard of it. Number two host came out in 2020.

[John Holmberg]

Cinema what Skin a Marink Skinnima Rink like a cinema skinima.

[Brady]

I don't know. I mean it's.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know it.

[Brady]

Number one was Sinister 2012.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah I prefer movies that make me.

[Brady]

I'm sure we'll hear about the Skin of Marink.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah I don't know. I like movies that slow boil to scare to like Silence of the lambs has that. I don't like movies that are jump cut scary where like something fast flashes.

[Brady]

Across that would be the ones that would get your heart rate up.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah the ones well but I guess.

[Brady]

Throughout the rest of the movie not so much or maybe these are just constantly.

[John Holmberg]

The ones that just go boo building are the ones that make your heart go so you'd flutter. Silence. The lambs doesn't have a heart rate flutter. I'll tell you what got my heart going though. I don't know if you guys have watched it. Black Rabbit. And there's that so anxiety drenched that like you just sit there like, oh, somebody would you just do the thing? Right? Stop being stupid. It's crazy. Just turn. Vincent in.

[Brady]

A live action scripted series based on the Magic 8 bar. Eight ball is in the works. And M. Night Shyamalan Shamalama Ding Dong is directing it.

[John Holmberg]

What's it called?

[Brady]

Magic 8 Ball.

[John Holmberg]

No. So look forward to an amazing trailer and a terrible movie because that's what M. Night does.

[Brady]

It was written by Brad Falchuk, who's best known for his being Gwyneth Paltrow's husband.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's the first I'm hearing of both of those things.

[Brady]

Apple TV plus is dropping the plus from its name.

[John Holmberg]

They're cured. Yep. No longer positive. It's just Apple TV again. You know, my favorite thing is there was a. I forget what the store was. I drove by the other day, but it was something plus and then had the plus sign. So it was plus plus. Like you don't get to write out plus and add a plus sign. I can't remember what the store was. And I just started laughing like, that's too many plus.

[Brady]

This batteries plus plus.

[John Holmberg]

Is it batteries plus plus is that. I'm like, that's why so many pluses. I get it. With one plus you can't have two pluses, can you? Without something in between them. You can't just put plus plus next to itself.

[Brady]

Hillary Clinton and Bill, they celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary.

[John Holmberg]

Can you believe it?

[Brady]

Brady, did you see the throwback pics?

[John Holmberg]

No. I don't like to look at her face now. I don't want to see it before.

[Brady]

Comparing her to Sydney Sweeney. And no, they're not carpenter.

[John Holmberg]

Now they're comparing her to Sydney Sweeney in a ways that it is that she is alive. And that is where it. That is where the similarities end, my friend. Let me tell you that. Who is comp. What? Maybe they were looking at me and they thought I looked like Sydney Sweeney, but not that wife of mine. She looks like a saw mask.

[Brady]

Tay Tay Swift's Life of a showgirl sold 4 million copies in the first week, which is a record in the modern era.

[John Holmberg]

Who is comparing. I got a mad. Who is comparing Hillary Clinton to Sidney Sweeney?

[Brady]

Pull you up the photos red chart.

[John Holmberg]

It's no. And Sydney Sweeney's face isn't that great. But I always thought Rebecca.

[Brady]

I don't see the Sabrina Carpenter as.

[John Holmberg]

Much, but Rebecca De Mornay was a beautiful version of Hillary Clinton. But we won't say that Trump's wife's hot. Hot. We're that politically divided that we'll go dig pictures up of Hillary and say she's hot and nobody can fight it. And we're looking at Melania and people like, how dare you. Like what? There is one great looking first lady of all time. Politics aside, Melania is hot, period.

[Brady]

Hillary didn't have any. She went to AI.

[John Holmberg]

No, Young Hillary. No. These are doctors.

[Larry]

Maybe Sabrina Carpenter, but not Sydney Sweeney.

[John Holmberg]

No, there's no. That's still Hillary Clinton. Still Hillary Clinton. Nope, nope. I'm seeing the same thing. Boy, you know, you'd have to make me look for it to see it. I would have never been shown those photos without prompting and said, boy, she looks like Sydney Sweeney.

[Brady]

I think it was feedback mostly from the girls from the View.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the View would go nuts over this because they're no.

[Brady]

That.

[John Holmberg]

Even side by side. It's not even a thing. Sabrina Carpenter's got kind of a strange face. No, no, no, no.

[Larry]

Not happening.

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Hillary has always been goofy. You can dig and find the greatest picture of Hillary or of course, yeah, Hillary Rodham Clinton and it would still not be the in the category of hot. Those are the three best pictures I've ever seen of her. There's plenty of them. Back in her days in school when you're like, what was Bill thinking? I was not. I was thinking, I'm going south on all of them and she just happened to stay 20s.

[Larry]

Jackie Kennedy, John. She's better than Melania Trump. But Melania is still hot in the argument.

[John Holmberg]

Argument. I'm with you on that. We can have that discussion prior. Otherwise you're just dragging first ladies in for no reason. And don't you dare throw big Mike at me. Lady Bird. Lady Bird is an out. No hot First Ladies existed since the development of photography other than Jackie. And I'm putting Melania way ahead of that modern day hot. Jackie's eyes were too far apart. She looked like she should be. In finding names though. Melania, pretty straightforward, a little mean looking, but I kind of like that. Hillary is not in the argument. Maybe if Brady's ladybirds back in there because I'll go ladybird versus Hillary and we can fight because I don't know which side I'm on. I'd take Jackie with chunks of brain on her before Hillary. Thank you. Proud of that. What is his brain. It's still better than Hillary. One of them gives good brain, I'll tell you that. Hillary. I had to go elsewhere for that.

[Brady]

Man, those AIs of JFK just before.

[John Holmberg]

The shooting, eating that sandwich and getting jelly on him. We talked about that when you weren't here last week. I was. I watched that a hundred times. My favorite part of the video of the AI video of JFK eating that jelly sandwich in Dallas is that his first words. Ah, shock. I peed my pants when he dropped that jelly on his shirt and said, shucks, I have ruined this shirt. What a crappy day this is gonna be. Oh, you'll survive, John. And then they just drive off. It's great. Anyway, what are you gonna do? Yeah. Trying to compare Hillary to hot people now. I believe there is an agenda. Before I wasn't in on the deep state, but if that's there. No, now I think there is is one. Alex Jones was right. There you go. That's it. Larry's coming up next. Fitz will have more money chances for you. This place is just exploding with love. And you guys can be the ones collecting. We will catch you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. It's out of control now.