10-15-25 - BR - WED - Yanis Has Emailed In An Update On His Wife's Bruises - It's Natl Hand Washing Day - Survey On Being Afraid Of The Dark And Dogs Sleeping In Rooms

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – October 15, 2025

Episode Focus:
An energetic, irreverent blend of listener updates, national “days,” bathroom habits, pet sleep arrangements, and grisly “radio videos.” The crew—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Larry—share stories, riff on bizarre surveys, and react to weird news and even weirder internet videos.

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1. Listener Update: Giannis’ Wife’s Bruises [00:15–02:22]

• Email from listener Giannis: Reports back about his wife's mysterious thigh bruises, leading to a group discussion.
  • Holmberg reads: “She fessed up to the fact that the bruises weren’t from actual riding. They were trying to get the bike back on the bike rack. Evidently, she kept screwing that up…the bike was slamming into her as she tried to mount it onto the car.” [00:15]
  • The guys joke about her explanation.
    • Toledo: “All I heard was slamming.” [01:09]
    • Holmberg: “She’s not a whore. …Just a clumsy, dumb broad.” [01:12]
  • They banter about women and social media fails: "You've seen that Instagram page, 'women being women'... The one girl is trying to get water out of the water bottle and she's squeezing..." [01:25]
  • Consensus: Even if she’s lying, she demonstrated her story, which they consider “good work.”

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2. Show Anniversary & Promo Ideas [04:17–05:47]

• The crew discusses how to keep management happy by encouraging listeners to download the station's app (for contests and giveaways).
  • Holmberg: "The Bob's want app numbers... Winston's trying to boost the app memberships." [04:17]
• Teases a creative idea for the show’s 25th anniversary: window stickers with a silhouette of Holmberg’s head and the slogan, “Holmberg wants to give you a little head.”
  • “Let’s say Brady’s out at Viet Shack... People with little heads on their cars... Brady will have the opportunity to... see what your prize is for giving Brady a little head right there in the parking lot.” [05:39]
  • The team riffs on the innuendo, management’s likely confusion, and long-time listeners reaching out.
    • Holmberg: “No, I don’t want to hear it anymore. Gus says John, it was almost like you were talking about me. I’m 38 years old and I’ve been listening since the first day you were on—13.” [06:32]

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3. The Brady Report & Top Stories [07:59–15:21]

A. National and Global Days

• National Grouch Day, Take Your Parents to Lunch Day, and Global Hand Washing Day [08:01]
  • Larry: “And a survey about hand washing—77% of Americans say they see other people leave restrooms without washing their hands. That’s up from 68% last year.” [08:20]
  • Dissolves into a playful debate about cleanliness and men’s bathroom habits.
    • Holmberg: “The cleanest part of my body during urination is my penis.” [08:32]
    • Larry: “Men are the biggest culprits. 85% of women report they always wash their hands.” [08:55]
    • They riff on flawed hand washing, sensors that don’t work, and “rubbing your pee around.” [09:28–09:39]

B. Adult Halloween (“Adultoween”)

• Ferrero Candies’ new poll: Over 50% of adults support having an adult-only Halloween night.
  • Holmberg: “No, Adultoween is Halloween. You just abandon your children and let them go with somebody else.” [11:08]
  • Plug for the show’s upcoming Halloween party: “If you are Desert Ridge, October 31st. Night of the Singing Dead. We’ll call it Adultoween this year.” [11:14]

C. Survey: Afraid of the Dark

• 29% of Americans admit they’re still afraid of the dark; 24% use night lights.
  • Larry: “Men are more likely to admit to this than women.” [11:47]

D. Pets Sleeping in the Bedroom

• The crew discusses sleeping with pets.
  • Brady: “Yeah, all four of them, man.” [12:10]
  • Larry shares a story about a friend who attached a twin XL bed to a king size bed for his dogs. [12:32–12:55]
  • General consensus: They all have routines for where pets sleep—on beds, in kennels, on their own beds.

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4. Weird News & Viral Trends [14:08–17:26]

A. Marshall’s Knife Attack

• Jersey woman attacks another after buying knives at checkout [14:08]
  • Holmberg: “It was murder. By the way, Keith Morrison on Dateline doesn’t say anything anymore—he just does the voice now…” [14:41]

B. “Magician at Adult Birthday Parties” Trend

• Google searches for ‘party magicians’ spike among 20-somethings
  • Larry: “Google says magician-for-hire searches are at an all time high…Cosmo did a story and blamed the trend on whimsy deficiency.” [15:35–16:17]
  • Holmberg: “I’m so sick of people blaming the pandemic for why they’re sad…” [16:28]

C. Hero of the Week: Madison Bridles

• Waitress in Louisiana saves a choking customer—Heimlich maneuver, not her first time.
  • Larry: “She said she’s never formally trained.” [18:00]
  • Team shares personal stories about choking in restaurants and failed Heimlich efforts, with plenty of laughter and self-deprecation.

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5. The (Infamous) “Radio Videos” Segment [20:12–27:55]

Note: These segments feature the crew reacting (often disgustedly) to shocking or gross internet videos shared live in the studio. Timestamps indicate the beginning of the segment.

• Highlights of the Reactions:
  • Video 1: Man with a “pound of snot” hanging from his nose.
    • Holmes: "That was like an icicle. That was about six inches of snot." [21:01]
    • Holmberg: “That dry heave hurt. All right, I’m keeping the bucket handy.” [21:34]
  • Scooter accident, body thrown.
  • Maggot removed from a woman’s lip (“maggot lip”). [22:37]
  • “Magic trick” video: Woman appears to poop out soccer balls ("nine little baby soccer balls just came out of that Asian lady's butt"). [24:07]
  • Moped caught on train tracks.
  • Man bursts into flames in a polluted river.
  • Gimp suit man gets kicked, repelling woman in a thong—ultimately segues into cliffside sex in Sedona: “That naked lady having sex on the side of that hill was pretty good.” [27:40]

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6. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Giannis’s Wife’s Story:

  • Holmberg: “She’s not a whore. Just a clumsy, dumb broad.” [01:12]
  • Toledo: “All I heard was slamming.” [01:09]

• On Bathroom Hygiene:

  • Holmberg: “The cleanest part of my body during urination is my penis.” [08:32]
  • Brady: “You’re holding it wrong, bro.” [09:55]

• On Adult Halloween:

  • Holmberg: “Adultoween is Halloween. You just abandon your children and let them go with somebody else.” [11:08]

• On Pets in Bed:

  • Larry: “So now, he’s got room for the dogs and for himself. Is it just him? No, he and his wife. Maybe a kid every once in a while.” [12:55–13:04]

• On Show Anniversary Silliness:

  • Holmberg: “Holmberg wants to give you a little head for his 25th anniversary.” [05:39]

• Gross-out Video Reaction:

  • Holmberg: “That was like an icicle…that dry heave hurt.” [21:01, 21:34]
  • Brady: “My eyes are all ready for the Heimlich, Toledo.” [23:08]

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7. Final Contest Reminder & Closing [27:57–end]

• Another reminder: the 8am promo code is “TUNE”—available via the app only.
  • “The word you’re putting in for the 8 o’ clock hour is tune…on the app, you don’t email. Do not email. And don’t text it.” [27:55]

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Summary Tone:

Lively, unfiltered, and loaded with locker-room banter, comic exaggeration, and running gags; plenty of laughs for those who appreciate irreverence and the bizarre.

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This episode was a full serving of crude comedy, listener interaction, nutty news, and stomach-churning internet clips.

Transcript

[Brady]

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[Holmberg]

In the morning. Sickness. And again, the word coming up here in a little bit already. Time to rip bread out of the way. Sorry, Brady, the bread is over. Darn it. The memories will return shortly. Hopefully not the repressed ones, because that's gonna be an avalanche of pain, my friend. I got an email again from Giannis. It says Holmberg. I told the wife that I asked him, experienced riders about the bruises on her thighs. He's already on her.

[Brady]

Nice says.

[Holmberg]

And no, guys, she's not fat. She had a weight issue for a while, but she's now a health nut. Anyway, she fessed up to the fact that the bruises weren't from actual riding. They were trying to get the bike back on the bike rack. Evidently, she kept screwing that up. And she said the bike was slamming into her as she tried to mount it onto the car. Then she went to the car and showed me what she was doing. And, guys, it's legit and also really stupid. I don't know how she was getting that bike to swing in between her legs over and over, but it was.

[Toledo]

All I heard was slamming.

[Holmberg]

So she's not a whore. So the keyshawn, just a clumsy, dumb broad. And then he signed it with and. I don't know how you spell that, but he did. S, H, W, E, E, E, W, W, W. I don't know.

[Brady]

Loading up my. I've never.

[Holmberg]

You're a man. You've seen that Instagram page, women being women. The one girl is trying to get water out of the water bottle, and she's squeezing. Her friend comes over and turns it over. She was using the wrong side and could figure out how come the water kept coming out the bottom.

[Brady]

Oh, I don't know if I'm buying it still.

[Holmberg]

Well, you're a skeptic. Yeah, he. She went out and proved it. I'm sorry.

[Brady]

I'm a realist.

[Holmberg]

Look, that's some. Here's the other thing. You got to keep her on your hands. If she is lying and she's like, oh, the bruises are my thighs. And she not only came up with the story of the bike on the rack, but then did a demonstration, and it worked.

[Larry]

Get her into sales, then get her.

[Holmberg]

Get her downstairs. Yeah, we're hiring. Yeah. Cause I'm. Are we hiring downstairs? Probably.

[Brady]

We will be soon.

[Holmberg]

Where is this go getter? I'm doing interviews today. Yes. Ride your bike over to Kupd we could use some help. Innovative with your lives.

[Brady]

Ed and Harold be out on their.

[Holmberg]

Asses for her with her bruised ass anyway. Hilarious. But I got to hand it to her. If you say, hey, how come what's I talk to people about bike riding. You don't get bruises on your thighs from that. She goes, I'll show you what I did. And she did. Even if that's a lie, that's pretty good work. Nice. Elaborate. Gets points for that. Gets points for that. I have had some mishaps with my bike rack of Bruce Dinner's ice.

[Toledo]

Not getting it on the wall is the first.

[Holmberg]

Well, that's different. I'm talking about the one on my car. Trying to figure out how come the bike isn't there anymore. Once, because I forgot to strap the tires down. I just popped it in its place and I like, did some other stuff. Supposed to do those little zip tie type things down on the tires, and I didn't. In fact, I was driving around up here by Papago and I looked and I'm like, where's my bike? Luckily I looked when I did because it wasn't that far up the street, but it just tumbled off, laying in the middle of the road that was coming out of the. By the parking lot up here by Papillo. I just parked on the side of the road and I rode around full. It's dumb. So I can relate to stupid bike rack situations. I've never hurt myself doing it, but I could see it happening easily. All right, in 10 minutes, we'll give you the next word for the 8:00 clock code word so you guys can take it in the app, the money that is. And have at that, because that's going to be something you guys definitely will want to fight over. Thousand dollars a week going out the door. Somebody's going to get it. And all you got to do is just throw a word in every hour on the app. And if you haven't downloaded the app yet, please, for our sake, do it. This is mainly so we can appease the Bob's. The Bob's want app numbers. The Winston's trying to boost the app memberships. And how many more downloads of apps can we get?

[Larry]

How do we.

[Holmberg]

How about a creative contest that we've run 30 other stations. It seems to work on their stations. Okay, we do it, they get excited, they love us, they leave us alone for a little bit. You're doing us a favor. Do us a solid, brah.

[Brady]

Six, seven, bruh.

[Holmberg]

Six, seven, brah. But if you could do that. And then we'll give money a thousand bucks every. You know, every chance we get, we're gonna reach and get a thousand bucks. I got a creative idea for next year for the 25th anniversary of this show. Getting it by the Bob's is tough. I can give you a little hint of what I've come up with. I want to. You know how the logo of the show is just the silhouette of my head? So I want a little window sticker with a 25 behind it of just my head. And Holmberg wants to give you a little head for his 25th anniversary. So you get a little head and you put it on your car. And then, like, let's say Brady's out at, I don't know, Viet Shack. Pretty reasonable idea. And in the parking lot, he calls up, let's say Larry's on the air. He calls Larry and goes, hey, I'm looking for a little head. And I'm on Elliott and wherever Viet Shack is. And then people with little heads on their cars can come by, and Brady will have the opportunity to have Larry on the air reach into a bag and you see what your prize is for giving Brady a little head right there in the parking lot. I got a little head. I want a little head. And then he sees it and he's like, this guy's got it. Let's give him a price. And then like five grand or something like that.

[Larry]

Great head.

[Holmberg]

Oh, it's a great idea. Holberg wants to give you a little head. The Bobs are just not taking.

[Toledo]

They're not getting. They're not gonna understand that.

[Holmberg]

What does it have to do with why this Holmberg wants to give you a little head? I don't. Isn't that fairly graphic? No. You pervert. It's a little tiny head, you weirdo. You're the one thinking the dirty thoughts. I think it's a great idea. We'll get it through. So look for that next year, happy anniversary to us and to all the people that keep emailing going, I've been listening since I was. Blah, blah, blah. No, I don't want to hear it anymore. Gus says John, it was almost like you were talking about me. I'm 38 years old, and I've been listening since the first day you were on 13.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Shut up, E.J. e.J. Balms, you're almost 40. Nothing good happening to you either. It's time now for Brady with seven minutes till the word pops up, giving you all the news that only Brady knows. We call that the Brady Report. And it's brought to you by our friends at All Pro shade. AllProChade.com Getting you the shade, getting everything in. I was talking to a guy here on email Tempe. I had no idea what you've been through with this micro burst tornado that blew over Red Cross is over there today. Like it's an, it's, it's what you see on tv. That storm messed up a lot of stuff. So all the folks over there working on that. So sorry you're dealing with that. But all Pro shade would have retracted. You wouldn't you still had your shades unless your house blew up. And some people houses blew up. But I mean that's a real thing that if you've got a bunch of damage, usually it starts with something that wasn't, you know, put in well like was not attached to anything. So it blows around, blows windows up. You see, you know, trees. You can't help but stuff in your backyard that got knocked over. That's what's great about the old pro shades. They've got that electronic sensor. The wind gets going, it brings it back to the house so you don't have a mess on your hands like you do just with umbrellas. Or when the cheap companies came over and made awnings on your house and said hey, just got to retract these yourself. What if you're not home? What if you can't get home? AllProchade.com fixed that. They got the retractable stuff. It's always looking out for you. That's pretty awesome technology and it makes your house better. Allprochade.com that's where you head to make your house even better. Brady reported.

[Larry]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[Holmberg]

Hi.

[Larry]

Happy National Grouch Day. Yeah, national take your parents to lunch day.

[Holmberg]

Okay.

[Larry]

And global hand washing day.

[Holmberg]

Oh, kind of hoping washing wasn't. But every day we all did global hand washing. Damn it.

[Larry]

And I survey about hand Washington. 77% of Americans say they see other people leave restrooms without washing their hands. That's up from last year when it was 68%.

[Holmberg]

The comedian that had that so right is the cleanest part of my body during urination is my penis. My hands are the dirtiest part. Before blaming my urination on why my hands are dirty and why I should wash my hands is ridiculous. You should go into the bathroom and wash your hands and leave the bathroom. I should have nothing to do with the pee. Nothing down there that I got going on. Unless you're pooping in public.

[Larry]

Men are the biggest culprits. 85% of women report they always wash.

[Holmberg]

Their hands but they got a dab at it. They got to do a bunch of work. They should wash their hands and wash them before. Your hands are filthy right now. It has nothing to do with your pee pee.

[Larry]

45% of people admit to sometimes rinsing. Only water, no soap.

[Holmberg]

I pretend sometimes I get frustrated.

[Toledo]

What do you mean? It's just you in your bathroom.

[Holmberg]

I know. And the sensor doesn't work. Oh. So I literally just for myself will like go through the motions as if water's running. I don't know.

[Toledo]

You're that reflexive about it.

[Holmberg]

I guess it's just training. I'll put my hands around. Well, it's not working. And then I just start scrubbing my hands with nothing.

[Toledo]

So you're just rubbing your pee around.

[Holmberg]

I don't pee on my hands. I'm a grown up sickness. Morning sickness. If you still pee on your hands. That's what I don't get about the hand washing.

[Larry]

You're holding it wrong, bro.

[Holmberg]

You should wash it before and do a favor to your wiener. Which has been.

[Toledo]

But you don't hold the end.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, squeeze it over there.

[Larry]

Split the fingers.

[Holmberg]

I put my thumb over the end and make a spray. If you get pee in your hands, you're doing it wrong or you got a micro poor fella. Sorry guys. You have to do it that way. Toledo just pantomimed like tweezers. Tweezer fingers. I don't think you need to do anything but lay across it like Superman. If you got a micro penis.

[Toledo]

Oh yeah.

[Larry]

Just.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, just go straight. And if a urinal you're just going straight into the wall.

[Toledo]

Sheriff Joe.

[Holmberg]

Sheriff Joe. Bluetooth P Just put his hands on the wall and let it hang.

[Larry]

The term adulter wean is back in the news. The folks at Ferrero Candies got it trending last year. There's a new poll and they found over half adults think grown ups should get their own night to celebrate Halloween. They do.

[Holmberg]

It's without their kids.

[Toledo]

It's. That's after 8 o'.

[Larry]

Clock.

[Holmberg]

It's absolutely up to you to not involve your kids. How is that a thing? We need to make a special day because you're afraid you'll bring your kids.

[Brady]

Gilbert parents aren't going to let that happen.

[Holmberg]

No adultoween is Halloween. You just abandon your children and let them go with somebody else. If you're dying for that. And by the way, if you are Desert Ridge, October 31st. Night of the singing dead. We'll call it adultoween this year. Don't bring your rat kids to the adult a ween party.

[Larry]

In a survey about being afraid of the dark, 29% of American adults admit that they're still afraid of the dark. In fact, 24% say they sleep with a night light. 10% prefer to sleep with lights on.

[Holmberg]

Ew. In the room.

[Larry]

Men are more likely to admit to this than women.

[Holmberg]

I don't think it's being afraid of the dark. It's being afraid of what could happen in the dark. So if somebody came in, you'd want to see them. You know, I worry more about stepping.

[Brady]

On dogs and I'm going to get them to take a pee or something.

[Holmberg]

That's the bigger thing is like stuff to step on. And I don't fear darkness.

[Toledo]

Are you dogs in the bedroom? There's too many of them.

[Larry]

Are they?

[Brady]

Yeah, all four of them, man.

[Holmberg]

They're in the room.

[Toledo]

Kennels are just on beds.

[Brady]

They got beds.

[Holmberg]

Oh, okay. Yeah, man.

[Larry]

That's a.

[Toledo]

That's a large amount of dogs.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

Our two small ones are easy.

[Holmberg]

My friend has a mastiff, a lab and another lab and they stay in the bed.

[Brady]

Oh, that's ridiculous. No way.

[Holmberg]

Mastiff's £130.

[Larry]

So I had a. One of my friends just over the weekend said he put a twin XL on the end of his king size.

[Toledo]

Bed for the dogs.

[Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Larry]

So. And then I never knew this existed. And he goes, yeah, you add it on there. And I go, how's the scene? They do a seam thing and then they sell sheets.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, but then you go, but they're expensive. Yeah, super check sheets. Yeah.

[Larry]

And he goes, so now he's got room for the dogs and for himself.

[Holmberg]

Is it just him?

[Larry]

No, he and his wife.

[Brady]

Dogs, they don't like each other.

[Larry]

Maybe a kid every once in a while.

[Brady]

They really don't like each other.

[Holmberg]

Just don't like each other.

[Toledo]

Your dogs are just adjusting.

[Holmberg]

They have their own. They have their own area.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

And it like it's bedtime. You go to bed and they go to their rooms.

[Larry]

We just have the Schnauzer and Mr. Mittens, but they all go to Ronnie's side.

[Holmberg]

They sleep on the bed. Protect her from your advances. Yeah, well, they can't sleep on you. They'll cut your hoses off and kill you.

[Larry]

He comes over every once in a.

[Holmberg]

While and touches the hose.

[Larry]

No.

[Holmberg]

As Mr. Mittens learned the phrase it's still alive.

[Larry]

Checks in every now and then.

[Holmberg]

Did you lose Pickles?

[Toledo]

I forgot.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, hi, Mr. Mittens. Don't step on the houses. You're adorable. He's trying to cut it off because Mr. Mittens hadn't had a good night's sleep in years. Turn that off.

[Larry]

A woman in New Jersey is facing charges after she got into an argument standing in line at a Marshall's checkout. And the lady in front of her was a little slow, so the two got into an argument in line. Amber Thompson was the lady that was behind the victim. And while she was arguing with, you know, it got pretty heated. So she goes back, picks up a set of kitchen knives, pays for the knives and goes out in the parking lot and stabs the other one.

[Holmberg]

They supplied her her goods. It's a one stop shop for murder. It was murder. By the way, Keith Morrison on Dateline doesn't say anything anymore. He just does the voice. Now I watch. He's standing in an island. He's on a road in Hawaii. This is a paradise to a lot of people. Or is it? Some people belong and some don't. Then there was the man in the hat. Tonight on Dateline. Like, what the hell?

[Larry]

That doesn't.

[Holmberg]

They just showed a guy with a hat in the road. Who was he? No one knows. Tonight on Dateline. Like you didn't make. You didn't sell a thing outside of your cool voice.

[Brady]

Was he Dr. Seuss now?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, watched it. I'm like, that didn't. Who wrote that? Flagpole, car, chicken wire fence, tree. Tonight on Dateline. He's just saying words.

[Larry]

There's a hot new trend for adult birthday parties. Hiring a magician.

[Holmberg]

Google says, yeah, I don't know. Hot new trend.

[Larry]

A trend now people in their 20s are hiring them. Google says magician for hire searches are at all time high. Searches for party magicians.

[Holmberg]

Magicians. Not musicians.

[Larry]

That magicians.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, there you go.

[Larry]

For adults have also been trending over the past month. TikTok's all over the trend. That might be reason why it's blowing up.

[Holmberg]

Well, Swiftbrook has a job and you can call him magic man again.

[Larry]

Cosmo did a story and blame the trend on whimsy deficiency. They say the Gen Z had a rough go of it during the pandemic.

[Holmberg]

They want more whimsy in their lives. Yeah, well, they found it with AI making fat people the butter. Their jokes constantly. So whimsy deficiency solved. I'm so sick of people blaming the pandemic for why they're sad yeah. It's like when a woman has a 7 year old and still says she can't get rid of the baby weight. It's enough. Time has passed. You're over it. That's enough. If you're not, you're gonna have to face adversity in life. That was five years ago. It was weird. Sorry you fell behind in school. A little time's up on your whole woe is me party. It wasn't as bad as we thought. It was terrible. And my kids aren't the same. And it's mothers again telling their kids he's just not the same. Covid messed him up. And kids are like, I guess I'm messed up. You need a dad in the house. Just go knock it off. Covid's been over for years. Everybody's normal again. Stop acting like it stymied you so much.

[Larry]

We've got our hero of the week, Madison Bridles. She's from Moss Bluff. Moss Bluff, Louisiana. She works at a restaurant called Buddha Tan. And she went by a table. A guy stood up signaling he's choking on something, gives him the Heimlich, saves his life. It's not the second time. She did it one other time.

[Holmberg]

This place is not the second time.

[Larry]

It wasn't the first time.

[Holmberg]

That's what he meant to say. Not the second time over.

[Larry]

Guessing she performed it on her father a year earlier. She said she's never formally trained.

[Holmberg]

It's not that hard. Toledo made it really difficult. No, he didn't.

[Larry]

No, I didn't.

[Holmberg]

No, he didn't.

[Toledo]

No, I didn't.

[Holmberg]

Toledo did a stein, Becky, and let me hold him, George. And then he just started to whip me around the room.

[Toledo]

And by the way, you didn't jump up either.

[Holmberg]

You didn't do anything.

[Brady]

Cuz I knew I couldn't do anything about it.

[Holmberg]

I'm just like, gonna watch me die. Watch him die.

[Toledo]

At least I threw in an effort.

[Brady]

Got my vodka soda. I was good. I was watching the show.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, it was under his arm.

[Larry]

Or was that.

[Holmberg]

Did they ever clean.

[Brady]

It was under Toledo. And John bent over, right up under.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. We were at the end of the table, standing up in the restaurant. And Toledo. Toledo's doing his raggedy Andy impression of me, just flipping me around, just holding me by my stomach. And he's stronger than you think. And he's whipping me all over. I'm drooling and puking and I don't know what's coming out of my nose. Holmberg's morning sickness. I got something Jammed in my throat. And the lady delivered our drinks.

[Toledo]

Pedos and soda.

[Holmberg]

Here you go, doc. He's all right. I think he's breathing. He's gonna make it.

[Larry]

Hot taters.

[Holmberg]

Tough one. I've seen this before. Usually they turn purple by now. I think he's fine.

[Brady]

All the pigs are sitting there going.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, rookies can't even eat a food at Texas. Not even. Gosh, are you okay? From the staff? A manager or something? Nobody came over after I sat back down. And she still had the nerve to bring more drinks and ask if we wanted anything else.

[Brady]

It's a daily occurrence. Dated Y there.

[Holmberg]

But the Heimlich's not hard. You didn't save me with the Heimlich because I didn't have anything lodged. I thought you had that.

[Larry]

Would you.

[Holmberg]

Steakhouse swollen syndrome. Swelled up my esophagus with lava potato. Immediately scarred it. Terrifying.

[Larry]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[Brady]

Everybody's asking for the word.

[Holmberg]

Oh, Jesus. 806 tune. T u n e tune is the 8:00 clock word. Good job, Brett. So get on that and you can fire it off on our app. T U N e is the 8 o' clock promo code word. Oh, God.

[Larry]

Yeah. First one's good for the breakfast.

[Holmberg]

There you go. First video was about to start, and it's on a freeze frame. That is not good. Dude's got about a pound of snot hanging out of his. Just hanging out of his nose. It is a lot of snow.

[Larry]

So thick.

[Holmberg]

It is thick. It is very thick. And it's. Yeah.

[Larry]

Oh.

[Holmberg]

Did it with his head. Oh.

[Toledo]

That'S an infection is what that is.

[Larry]

It is.

[Toledo]

All right.

[Larry]

God, that was.

[Toledo]

That was like an icicle. That was about six inches of snot.

[Larry]

That might be the worst one yet.

[Holmberg]

Come on, Brady.

[Brady]

Class it up a little bit over there.

[Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Larry]

All right. Let's kill somebody then.

[Holmberg]

All right.

[Larry]

All right.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry]

Scooter accident. Take a drink. Take a drink of your razzmatazz.

[Holmberg]

Give me a second.

[Larry]

Let me desensitize you the other way.

[Holmberg]

I ate that yellow pus.

[Larry]

Oh, it's total. Like Toledo said that is. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Oh, he just shoved it in his nose and it didn't like. Oh, my God.

[Toledo]

And he didn't get all of it with the white.

[Holmberg]

No. And just push it up against his lips. Oh, I think he's something. I wish I'd eaten this morning because something had to come up. That dry heave hurt. All right, I'm keeping the bucket handy. I'm not putting it up Again, thank you. Good.

[Larry]

Semi truck, and a guy rams in the back with his scooter scorpion.

[Holmberg]

Oh, it's just parked. I thought that was a frozen video. Oh, just ragdolls and stuff. Oh, he just. He just hit a parked semi truck at top speed. He is texting and motorcycling. Oh, his body just turns all the way over. All right. Somehow that was easier to watch than the dude eating that snot.

[Larry]

This one will be. You'll like this one, but easier. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Something on something. Is that a woman's lip? Oh, is it a maggot? It's some sort of larva. Something's living in this woman's lip. And they pop it with tweezers. I think it's a maggot.

[Larry]

Oh, yeah. I realize now it does kind of wiggle at the end. There's a little head. Oh, gross.

[Holmberg]

They can live under your skin.

[Larry]

You got maggot lip.

[Holmberg]

Oh, my God. It's like a tiny little onion with a head on it. Okay. Oh, my stomach. That hurt. That was legitimate. I don't know if I could.

[Toledo]

No, I don't want to see it.

[Holmberg]

Let me see it and I'll see if it gets me a second time. I think I got it this time. I think I got it. I don't know if I can watch him eat it again. That got me.

[Brady]

My eyes are all ready for the Heimlich Toledo.

[Holmberg]

Here we go.

[Toledo]

No, that's you.

[Holmberg]

I can do it this time today. All right. I got through it that time, though. Holy smokes. Oh, tune. That's the word for the promo code for eight o'.

[Larry]

Clock.

[Holmberg]

Tune my tummy. All right, Bert.

[Brady]

All right.

[Toledo]

No snot videos.

[Holmberg]

No, I got. No snot. Ones are tough.

[Brady]

I got class over here. I'm not gonna.

[Holmberg]

I can watch discharge coming out of body parts that. But snot. I don't know why that one.

[Brady]

Let's start off with a little of this.

[Holmberg]

Oh, I think it's a woman. She's pooping out some.

[Brady]

Two cauliflower.

[Toledo]

What are those?

[Holmberg]

Little baby soccer balls. Six coming out. I can see it. She's skinny, too. This is a big one. This last one doesn't want to come out. 6, 7, 8. I thought these magic parties. Now I am.

[Larry]

This is AI9.

[Holmberg]

Wow. 9 Little Baby Soccer balls just came out of that Asian lady's butt.

[Toledo]

About the size, what, a bocce ball maybe?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, they were the. You know, the novelty ones. The ones you get at the World Cup. All right. Mopeds at a stopped train track. This won't be good.

[Larry]

Don't do it.

[Holmberg]

Oh, guys. Going through. Got no.

[Brady]

Got him.

[Holmberg]

Oh, he's trapped on the train track.

[Larry]

Stupid.

[Holmberg]

Get on off.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Larry]

Okay.

[Toledo]

How do you stay on the bike?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, the. The taxi driver is.

[Brady]

This other guy's like, nah.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Why is the train stopping? Just keep going. And now the bar lifts. You guys are free to go. The train stopped. Wow. T's got two tickets to that too.

[Brady]

It was in Vietnam.

[Holmberg]

It was. Yeah. It said it on.

[Brady]

I hear some fishing.

[Holmberg]

Some sort of weird thing going under a bridge in a poop river. That's the dirtiest river I've ever seen.

[Brady]

More of Toledo's vacation videos.

[Holmberg]

We're in Toledo Ville Thai Lido, we call it. And we're going to the other side of the bridge. A weird boat went under this bridge. Now we're crossing the street to look down to see what happened. Oh, it's electric. What is that thing? I don't know. It's just this weird floating try to hit. And then for some reason, the water is electrified and a dude touched it and burst into flames. He's the only one on this. Not boat. Boat. It looks.

[Brady]

I don't even know what it is.

[Toledo]

It's one of those fish farms.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, you would know. This is where you got your meals when you were over there. Dude just burst into flames on the. The beautiful river that Toledo was bathing in for a couple months.

[Brady]

How about a little of this?

[Holmberg]

All right. There's a guy gimp with a mask. Oh, he's naked and attractive blonde woman is kicking him in the testicles very hard.

[Larry]

No.

[Holmberg]

God. They've added Steve Carell in. No. All right, I'm with you. Hammering.

[Brady]

Those hauled back too.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Some weird bar. All the chairs are stacked and they are. Yeah. That's a strange thing. Wow.

[Larry]

It's before. It's before they opened up.

[Brady]

Here's one we haven't seen before. A little repelling.

[Holmberg]

Weren't you hot girl? Is she naked coming in hot? Yeah, she is. She's in a thong and we're repelling. This is a sheer cliff. Oh, she's in a thong and she's doing tricks. She's upside down. She's very hot. It's interesting. There's Philip Seymour Hoffmanau a scene from Mission Impossible. Yeah, she's gonna go straight down now, isn't she? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, no. We should have paused. And what happens next? They are now mountain climbers hanging on the side of the mountain, having Sex. And they're attractive people, very healthy. And they're hanging on these. She has hairy armpits. No, I guess that was a shadow. I mean, the impressive impression. This is out. Oh, my God. She's bouncing off the mountain. And this is Sedona.

[Toledo]

I was gonna say that looks familiar.

[Holmberg]

They're in Sedona. She's getting her groove back with her yoga instructor. That's exactly what's going on. That's what happens every time your wife goes. Me and the girls are going to Sedona to do yoga. Yep. And then Trent takes them out into the red rocks. How about that?

[Brady]

That was impressive. We haven't seen that one yet.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, I thought. I didn't think Sedona could get prettier, but that was pretty amazing. That naked lady having sex on the side of that hill was pretty good. I think that was White Line at Chicken Point. Take the jeeps up there in a couple weeks and do some DNA tests.

[Larry]

Get some ropes.

[Holmberg]

Get some ropes and learn to climb. The broads are up there. They're just floating above us, man. There you go. Yikes. Thank you, Brett. No problem, Brady. Not so much with that snot guy. That's still. My throat still hurts. It's 8:14. The word you're putting in for the 8 o' clock hour is tune and E. Yeah, on the app you don't email. Do not email. And don't text it. And don't do the. None of that. It's the app only. Now knock it off. It's Wednesday. You should know better. We've been doing this for three days now. Good luck. Tune is the word. Maybe it gets you a thousand bucks. How about that? It's 98. It's out of control now. 98. K U PD.