10-15-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 10-15-25 (Full Show Summary)

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness, 98 KUPD (Arizona)
Date: October 15, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode dives straight into its signature blend of edgy humor and cultural criticism as the crew skewers generational trends, satirizes internet phenomena, and answers offbeat listener questions. The conversation is lively and peppered with personal anecdotes, irreverent pop culture callbacks, and a healthy dose of mock outrage. The show's recurring bits and listener interactions provide a “clubhouse” atmosphere for fans, blending social commentary with the kind of boundary-pushing banter that has made Holmberg’s Morning Sickness Arizona’s #1 morning show.

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Main Topics & Discussions

1. Roasting the Younger Generation & ‘6,7’ Trend (00:11–15:34)

• Cultural Critique: John and Bret open by poking fun at today’s kids and social media trends, specifically the viral “6,7” meme/code.
• AI-Fueled Humor: The hosts riff on how teens have turned to AI to produce mean-spirited content—like faking videos of celebrities or making cruel jokes at others' expense.
• Sheeple Mentality: They bemoan modern youth as unoriginal followers:

  “They don’t know why they’re doing it, but they’re saying it, which makes them ... exactly what big brother wanted. Just I do this, you now will follow.” (John, 03:53)

• Inside Joke: “6,7” is debated—supposedly a police code for a dead body, but the kids seem to use it to end conversations or as an in-joke.

2. Parenting, Hypocrisy & Social Media (06:00–16:00)

• Double Standards: John highlights how parents believe their kids don't bully, drink, or use drugs, but reality is far different.
• Example: Discussion about monitoring children’s phones—Brady admits he’s never “tossed” (searched) his daughter’s phone, to which John insists,

  “She’s hiding something. She’s a teenage girl, she’s hiding something.” (John, 12:35)

• Funny Moment: A story emerges about Toledo’s son sharing explicit group chat videos:

  “Not the British channel. The big black C words.” (John, 12:53)

3. Cycle of Trends & AI Content (07:04–16:22)

• Trend-killing: The crew jokes that when old guys like them start using kids’ slang (“6,7,” “skibidi toilet”), the trend will die.
• Commentary:

  “Once Pop pop starts saying 6,7 to people. It’s over.” (John, 06:51)

• On AI: Jokes about Mr. Rogers being in a slap fight on AI videos.
• Generation Gaps: They note that the young generation mocks anti-bullying but make mean/“horrible” content online.

4. Listener Emails & Bruised Wife Query (23:02–34:32)

• Listener Dilemma: An emailer asks if his wife’s thigh bruises are from mountain biking or if she’s cheating. Detailed, graphic debate follows.
• Anecdotes: Humorous stories about bike injuries, including a “seat post in the balls” incident (Bret).
• Final Assessment:

  “If she’s not coming back, going, 'Man, I had a hell of a crash…' Bruises all over your thighs? That ain’t from bike riding.” (John, 25:23)

• Call to Send Photos:

  “Send us the bruises. If it’s a big fatty, then … please don’t send it.” (John, 28:40)

5. Public Behavior & Parental Denial (36:58–40:44)

• Vegas Story: Listener shares that kids yelled “6,7” during a Blue Man Group performance. Prompt condemnation of parents who bring kids to adult events.
• More Listener Drama: Other stories about parents denying their kids’ bad behaviors, including racism and bullying.

6. Superstition and Sports Fan Anxiety (40:44–52:23)

• Baseball Playoff Jinxes: Toledo buys World Series tickets in advance, triggering a rant about sports superstitions.

  “You know you need to talk to is Craig Gass, who sneaks into everything.” (John, 43:54)

• Story: Craig Gass (comedian) famously gets into big events with subterfuge.

7. WORD PROMO Gags and Brady’s Childhood Concert Trauma (51:51–61:05)

• Code Words: “Bread” is the code word for a contest—sparks a tangent about Brady attending a Bread concert as a child, chaperoned by an uncle.
• Hilariously Uncomfortable Recounting:

  “I was his music project. I was in fifth grade. ...Better stuff in 75 or whatever it was.” (Brady, 53:59)

• Running Joke: Light ribbing about possible childhood trauma in a darkly comedic fashion.

8. Kim Kardashian’s Ultimate Bush Underwear (61:07–67:52)

• Weird Product Review: In disbelief over Kim Kardashian’s new Skims product—panties with attached faux pubic hair or “bush.”
• Hosts React:

  “It’s kind of a vagina toupee...Like, you know, it’s wigs. It’s just merkins.” (John, 64:31)

• Listener Speculation: Possible practical jokes, Halloween costume use, and disgust at the concept.

9. Video Reactions: Gross-Out & Shock Value (93:39–101:43)

• Snot Video: Crew nearly loses it over a man eating an enormous snot glob.
• Train Track Mishaps & Nudity on Cliffs: Reaction to viral and extreme user-submitted videos (many timestamps between 93:39–101:43, summarized).
• Notable Quote:

  “My throat still hurts.” (John, 97:04)

10. William Shatner Interview Tease & Earth Reflection (109:40–123:57)

• Shatner Philosophy: Shatner reflects on his trip to space, the fragility of Earth, and his yearning to stay relevant and validated through live appearances.
• Quote:

  “When I exited the spaceship, I found myself weeping... I saw this little blue dot in the middle of this blackness... and I realized that’s why I was weeping. I was in grief for our planet.” (William Shatner, 115:36)

11. Rock Wars & ‘Ultimate Bush’ Ad Campaign (129:49–134:34)

• Bit: Marketing Meeting: Given Kim Kardashian’s bush panties, the hosts devise advertising campaign theme songs (e.g., “She Wolf” by Shakira, “Jungle Love” by Morris Day & The Time, and a novelty Chewbacca song).
• Listener Engagement: Soliciting votes and feedback with mock seriousness.

12. Entertainment Drill: Most-Hated Rock Songs (144:41–148:10)

• Debate: Each host nominates their least favorite song (e.g., “Margaritaville,” “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing,” “More Than a Feeling,” “Lime in the Coconut” / “In the Summertime” by Mungo Jerry).
• Summary:

  “If I had a spaceship, I guess I’d be taking some vanity trips into space.” (John, 139:52)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “They’re sheep in line and they’re worse than they’ve ever been – but they’re making great AI.” – John Holmberg (03:53)
• “Once Pop pop starts saying 6,7 to people. It’s over.” – John (06:51)
• “If you’ve got a kid that says 6,7, you got one of them that’s making those videos.” – John (06:46)
• “She’s hiding something. She’s a teenage girl, she’s hiding something.” – John to Brady (12:35)
• On AI memes: “Put Stephen Hawking in more slap fights...” (Bret and John riffing, early segment)
• On sports superstition: “You cannot do this stuff. If they lose two in a row in Seattle, your whole world’s going to collapse. You’re an idiot.” – John to Toledo (48:24)
• Classic Holmberg Stinger: “You leave them in the garage and you don’t bring them in somebody else’s house. Park them out in the road and we’ll be back in a couple hours.” – (07:02)
• Listener email on cheating vs. bruises: “Is it real or is she a whore? ...I think your wife might be, for whatever reason, lying about bruises on her thighs.” – John (25:19, 28:12)
• Shatner on aging: “Have a good mattress and watch out for the 14 guys. That’s success on the road.” – William Shatner (115:04)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Content | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:11 | Show kickoff, generational roast, “6,7” trend explained | | 03:53 | Rant: Social mimicry, youth as “sheeple” | | 12:35–14:00| “Tossing” kids’ phones & secret social lives | | 23:02–34:32| Listener Email: Bruised thighs & infidelity speculation | | 36:58 | Vegas/Blue Man Group “6,7” misbehavior | | 40:44–52:23| Sports jinx rant, World Series ticket drama | | 51:51+ | Code Word “Bread” & Brady’s childhood concert tangent | | 61:07–67:52| Kim Kardashian “Bush” underwear and team reactions | | 93:39–101:43| Video reactions: Snot-eating, train accidents, nudity | | 109:40–123:57| William Shatner interview segment (environment, aging) | | 129:49–134:34| Rock Wars: Advertising the “Ultimate Bush” | | 144:41–148:10| Entertainment Drill: Most hated rock songs |

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Tone & Style

• Deeply irreverent, highly conversational, and sharp-witted.
• Heavy use of callback jokes, personal stories, pop culture riffs, and self-deprecation.
• No topic too odd or taboo for a riff; jokes fly at a rapid–sometimes outrageous–pace.

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In Summary

This episode is textbook Holmberg—biting, funny, and occasionally uncomfortable, with the hosts lampooning pop culture, skewering hypocrisy in parenting and society, and turning even the most awkward or cringey listener questions into comic gold. It's a wild ride through bathroom humor, generational divides, viral internet peeves, and local Arizona quirks—all delivered with a sharp tongue and zero filter. If you like your morning radio informed by scandalous news, relentless sarcasm, and the occasional gross-out, HMS remains unmatched in its lane.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Morning sickness. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is 5:45. It's the morning sickness. I almost threw up. I got a little deep on that one. Made my throat choke. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. Hi. There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. And off we're going for the Morning Sings. I just want to say thank. You know, I've been. Brett, you and I have been a little harsh on the kids of the generation now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And, yeah, we think they suck. But you know what we don't get? Like this morning, my legs fell asleep. I came here, got here at the regular time, went into my office, and I had to pee. So I do as I normally do. Tease all you must. It's cleaner. I sat down to urinate and opened up the phone real quick and I sat on the toilet for like five minutes after a pee, just watching Stephen Hawking get the crap kicked out of him over and over. I can't get enough of it. And then someone else had sent me something, and I just got it again, thanks to. Who was it who gave me that? Joey Ramirez. Joey. It's gigantic fat people in Olympic events. Breaking stuff.

[C]

Oh, have you seen the downhill one?

[B]

Oh, my God, yes. And it's the one that they're just. They were racing, but all of them were rolling. I was. Thank God. I was on the toilet. I was peeing while I was.

[C]

She's off track.

[B]

So they. The one that did the balance beam. I've seen that a few times where she's a gymnast. That one right there. Oh, Brady's got. Brady had it. Yeah. So I have to say that over the last. I don't know, what am I, 53 years? I guess I'll say. I've just hated your kids. And because you lie about them and you talk about like, oh, no, my kid doesn't drink, or my kid would never. And they don't. They're not racist and they're not mean and they don't body shame. The second your little pricks got hold of AI, the first thing they did was beat up handicap people, tease fat people and make hellcat videos. Hilarious. Just, it's. Yeah, they're there. The big. I mean, all they did was take, you know, the clumps basically from Eddie Murphy movies and put them in positions to ruin things. It is absolutely awesome. And I thank you. And before you start defending your crappy kids, it's them. It's Mr. Rogers. Look, Mr. Rogers and Tupac fighting Charles Manson. I cannot get enough of it. And then at the end when they're going, six, seven, six, seven, It's a dead giveaway that it's your jackass kids. It's a dead giveaway that you're non shaming. All your children are to me are just little pieces of Instagram that walk around and show us something publicly that's not really who you really are. They're just putting on a false front to go make fun of fat people and be racist in their bedrooms and then put 6, 7 on it. So the second they do it. I know, but to their credit, I am. It begs the question, like a Roman emperor, are you not entertained? Oh, my God, am I ever put Stephen Hawking in more slap fights? Because the one where the dude just finished him in one punch and the crowd, whoever the kid was who made the crowd go, oh. And then one guy in the back goes, yeah, six, seven. And I'm like, it's them. It's them. A lot of people don't know what I'm talking about when I say six, seven. But when you watch videos, it's the watermark of this jackass generation. They don't know what it means.

[C]

Such a boon to the interview. You know how many 67 jerseys have been sold this year?

[B]

It's insane.

[C]

Crazy.

[B]

Here's the thing, though. This proves your kids are brainless. They don't know why they're saying it, right? They ask it. Brady, you said you had that talk with Kirby and her friend last night. They were laughing. They don't know why they're saying it, but they're saying it, which makes them. Exactly. I know everybody overuses this. Exactly what big brother wanted. Just I do this, you now will follow. Don't ask questions. Follow. Say six, seven. It's cool. And they all do it. They don't know why they're doing it. They're sheep in line and they're worse than they've ever been, but they're making great AI.

[A]

What does it mean then? Because I don't pay attention to kids anyway.

[B]

Because it's been in a few songs and whatever. Six, seven. Supposedly, if you ask cops, the code for a 1067 is we got a dead body.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

So that's where they think it is.

[D]

Like a 420.

[B]

Well, 420, yeah. 420 is very real. And like a, you know, but they close any conversation.

[D]

They actually, the kids. Well, at least Kirby and her friend though, they're talking about. They laugh at it. They'll throw it out there.

[B]

Or one of the friends will just.

[D]

Close a conversation with 6, 7.

[B]

If you're a parent. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. That part starts pissing me off against. Makes me start hating them again. But trust me, the videos that they're bringing our way, and you and I are really swimming in these right now. Because you and I share. Yes, because six, seven is them. We wouldn't do it. Nobody over the age of 25 would do it because it's stupid. But this is a group of sheeple that. That don't even know why they say 6 7. But they do because the other ones are. And we young people have always been followers, never to this degree. And it started. It's China, I'm telling you. Start turning to Alex Jones here in a second. China's got your kids brains. Remember 10 years ago when we're like, where's the creativity in just doing the same dance everyone else did? And that's what TikTok said. Hey, kids, here's the dance we do. Go watch the movie Big Brother. When Big Brother came on TV and went. And you wouldn't understand it, and then everybody'd start doing the same dance and then they'd start doing a new dance and they all did the same exact things over.

[D]

That was happening before.

[B]

Never to the degree of where computers were telling you to do it. Never to the degree of hand devices added to it. It created new stuff before. It's like, oh, Rich is doing a dance. Maybe I should learn that. Is that cool? Now it's like, if I don't, I am not in line. If I don't, I am not one of them. Six, seven, six, seven. It's scary, but they're making great fat joke videos and then walking around going, oh, you don't make fun of people. No bullying, no bullying. And that. All they do on their computers is sit there and their little devil horns pop out and their claws shoot out and they make horrible videos, horrible things. And they're horrible little lying brains just so their parents can act like they're not bad. If you've got a kid that says six, seven, you got one of them. You got one of them that's making those videos.

[D]

I can't now start doing it all the time.

[B]

Yeah, of course you are. And that'll ruin it. So it's up to us to wreck it. And once Pop pop starts saying 6, 7 to people. It's over. Once Brady.

[C]

Same thing with skibidi toilet.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. What the hell? Skibidi toilet. Glizzy. Once Brady brought glizzy to this party. Well, that's, that's closing that shop up. Close that up. Yeah, yeah. He said, remember in 1984 in Georgia Orwell when he actually says everyone dance like a monkey and they just start doing it and it isn't about like before when you would do it at a dance, if you told two kids, it's like, oh, we're all dancing like a monkey. They would just start doing it like, I cannot be the out. I must blend. I am, I am in a mono thought society. And they are. It's weird. And it's the computer that does it. But again, if it's going to bring me Stephen Hawking and fat people doing Olympic events, I'll take your stupid kids. I think they're awesome. I just don't want them in my house, that's all. I had a guy asked me that the other day. He said, hey, is the Steeler bar open on a lot of people just act like it's open, it's bring him one by. And he said all right, so do you mind if I bring my 13 year old kid? And I'm like, is he A or a C word? And. And he's like, no. All right, well I'll be the judge of that. But if he starts around my house, you gotta go, oh, okay. And then another one of my friends has adopted a child and he said, we'll bring it. It was great because he goes, I'll bring him by one of these days. And the whole room just went, oh, he's so excited. And it's great for him. He's got a adopted. But everybody comes, oh, all right, I guess we'll take a look at it. It's like, can you leave it in the driveway? When you bring kids to a party, make it like a new car so we can take a look at it and then just walk away from it. You don't bring it in the house. Kids are like cars. You leave them in the garage and you don't bring them in somebody else's house. Park them out in the road and we'll be back in a couple hours and then give them an iPad and tell them about Mr. Rogers and then let them do AI videos and six, seven the hell out of that. That's awesome. Says my kids are doing the same idiotic crap. Six, seven, just a portion of this bs. They Say it's called brain rot. And I couldn't think of a more fitting name because that's exactly what's happening. They are rotten up top. That's true. This says, Jordan waking up aggressive this morning. Says, six seven plus two is six nine. And then he called me a homo. F word. No reason. But yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember the African anteater dance and can't buy me love? Yes, Ryan brings that up. It was just the cool. But that was back at least when it was the coolest kid in school. For a second doing something, I was like, oh, my God. And it was a symbol, like, everybody likes you. You're an influencer. That was like one. Now everybody is. I can't wait to see what happens next. But these little. These little weirdo kids of yours are. I got to. I got to pull back a little bit on the mean because if they're bringing us this, I am thrilled with them.

[A]

Maybe you should have one.

[B]

I'm going to strike you dead with that. With even saying that. I'm going to strike you down. I will call on all giving them too much credit. That's all I'm saying. I'm giving them credit.

[A]

Funny.

[B]

All right, but that's it. I'm giving him carried away. He's not wrong. But I'm not saying I like them. I'm saying I like that you that their parents think my angel would never. They're all bad bullies. They're all that. And none of you will admit they just passed a law or trying to pass a law in England that bans all smacking of children. What all like, not even, like, across the. Michael Caine was on it, which is why I was interested in seeing. You can't smack the kids. They just sex years old, starts freaking out, this whole thing. And I'm like, based. And they said, there's no smacking of any child. They have the same protection as they. As you would any adult you just walked up and hit. And then it said, with the exception of cases of valuable punishment. And I'm like, well, who's going to determine that? And it would be the magistrate or the government. But they're trying to do it. That's the reason America's kids are such jackasses and running around saying, six, seven, because nobody ever gives them a whack. They all think that, you know, we got a fentanyl problem. But not one parent you ask is ever like, oh, not my kid. I know her friends might, but not mine. They're all doing it. Assume they're all doing it. Give them a whack in the back of the head, knock the fentanyl out of their pockets. And then six, seven.

[A]

That with Sean Connery was still around to answer that question.

[B]

Sometimes they just want the last word, and you have to. You have to end the conversation physically. You're going to get a lot of mail, said Barbara Walters. I'm going to get a lot of female, said Sean Connery. And the interview ended. Awesome. Oh, he's good. Yeah. So thanks. Thanks to your dumb kids. Countless amount of times I hear people say that Brady's. Brady's probably the only one that it's actually legitimate with outside of the pot use that. Kirby's not on a. But she's probably on AI Just making roly poly fat people doing Olympic things. You wouldn't even know it. You wouldn't know how she's. You can barely work the computer here. Imagine how far ahead of you she is on an iPad.

[D]

Have you even tried gems?

[C]

Have you even tried to toss her phone? I would love to see you trying to.

[B]

You'd have to ask her how to get into it.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You've never tossed her phone, have you?

[D]

No.

[B]

Really? Not once?

[D]

No. I mean, she's handed to me and.

[B]

I've looked through some stuff which she'll allow you to see, but you've never tossed it. Like a parent going through. And let's take a look at what you're hiding here. She's hiding something. She's a teenage girl. She's hiding something.

[C]

Don't do it.

[B]

It'll blow your whole world up.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, can you imagine? I can't. You've done it.

[C]

Oh, that's how BBC started.

[B]

That's right. Your kid put BBC videos in there. Group chat. Not the British. No channel. The big black C words. And he had him in his phone sharing those. Toledo probably up to that point. Was like, my kid would never ever. Then you see it. You're like, oh, no, I've got one steal. I got one of those.

[C]

That was a talk. It was eighth grade, and he came home from school. What the F is on your phone? It wasn't me. It was Braden. He sent it in a group chat.

[B]

Yeah. It's terrifying.

[D]

Didn't it come out like the. Oh, there's the monitor or the screen that was on the kitchen. The.

[C]

Yeah, on the.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It's like going through photos.

[C]

Oh, no, he's not attached to that. Jesus.

[B]

Does Ronnie go through Kirby's phone?

[D]

Yeah, she puts the.

[B]

But does she smack down Go through it or just, like, look at text and stuff. I mean, like, belongs to me.

[A]

Parents don't want to know.

[B]

They don't want to know. And that's the problem. Exactly.

[C]

There's some bliss in that, too.

[B]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But at the same time, you got to know what's. What's going on.

[B]

But don't. Don't wander around saying at all ever again, my kid is not a bully and doesn't see color. And he's really smart, and it's like he's got a guarantee of his text and his Instagram and everything else.

[D]

The biggest concern.

[B]

All full of fat people doing Olympic events. All of it.

[D]

The amount of time on it.

[B]

Well, the biggest concern is a hard one. You know, for what they're doing with.

[C]

That amount of time should be content.

[B]

Yeah, the content during that amount of time that, that.

[C]

That derives from the amount of time they spend on it.

[B]

Because if you ever say, what do you look at on there? Oh, just dance videos and a lot of homework. Like liars, Liar, six, seven. And I know six, seven is just a passing fancy, but it's. It's pretty retarded. This guy says, my nieces say that six, seven crap all the time. Thankfully, they're not mine. And they leave say it back to them over and over. Adults, It's. We have to make this uncool. Yeah, Brady, it's up to you.

[D]

You can destroy it in a week. Yeah, we're doing it right now.

[B]

Yeah, six, seven, we get it. Yo, players.

[D]

You're going to crash out.

[B]

That's right. No, Cap, I'm saying six, seven. I like it. But keep up the crappy mean videos, you guys, because that's right in my wheelhouse. And I think it's awesome that your parents think you're nice and none of you are. It's great. And I like that they also took our stuff. I mean, well, Bob ross. Oh, yeah. Mr. Rogers. They got mom and dad's childhood and they absolutely nuked it. That's why Terrible videos.

[D]

Toss her phone.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

All this good content that's coming out the video.

[B]

Well, you don't need to stop that.

[D]

Pops get. Gets a little confused. Like, is that AI?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You just don't know because his Macho Man, Randy Savage. That's what you don't want to believe.

[B]

It's macho man and Mr. Rogers. And they're. They're. They're dumb about history, but they know what makes mom and dad go, oh, but yeah, you know, you don't have to stop the AI videos. And I know you don't, but you don't want to find out. Just you make Ronnie do that. I can't imagine you finding anything. You would. You'd just. You hang yourself from a stone.

[D]

That's a good one.

[B]

Yeah, you're a sturdy beam. If you found out that Kirby's behind all these hate videos. I just want a free Palestine, man. Kirby, then why are you freeing Palestine so much? On Instagram, I walk in there and oppressed people, man. It's the Jews.

[D]

I walk into a room and there's storyboards. It's Hitler.

[B]

Yeah. I wonder how many times Brady walks in the room. Dinner's ready. Hey, man, I'm making a video in here. Get out.

[C]

I'm in the studio, man.

[B]

I can't see the wall.

[D]

I'm in my beat lab, man.

[B]

Get out. I'm sorry, Mrs. Bogan. There's no way you would want to see what she's doing at all. You keep believing she's an angel. They're all angels. And you kids keep doing those videos. 602. 6. Time for one of them words. Hey, get on there or take it in the app today. The first word today, 6:00am Code word six, seven, is no, no, no, don't do that. You'll confuse them. Is row R, O, W or rao if you're British. Yeah, it's a fight in England. It's row here, rao, row get on it, and you can put it in a little promo code right there. It's six o'. Clock. You go to the app, you knock that thing down, you put your little finger on top of the. Take it in the app promo. Boom. You got to scroll down. You'll figure it out. Talking to Larry yesterday about that. You guys are blowing up the app. It is a lot of people participating, and that's how it works. Couple days for now, we'll give somebody a thousand bucks just for doing.

[C]

Winning. Are we winning yet?

[B]

Yeah, duh. Duh.

[A]

We were getting a few people yesterday saying they would say it was, you know, it wasn't working. Just keep putting it in because you guys are blowing it up so much. Just keep trying.

[B]

For some reason, all of our stuff has, like, a limit of people, and then once we hit it, it starts glitching.

[A]

It's one step above our phones.

[B]

Yeah. Holmberg's morning sickness. Oh. I went over to the rental property yesterday. See how the damage of the storm and my. All the lines from the house to the power lines were laying in the backyard. Not the power lines themselves, but, like, cable and all that. The. The safe ones that you can touch, not the high ones, right? And, like, oh, wow. So there's no Internet. I called up yesterday. Jesus Christ, slow down. My name is Roger. No, it's not. Your name is not anywhere near Roger. I'd like to help you. I miss that. What can I do for you? And I'm like, hey, I got power lines or cable lines or something. I don't know what's in my backyard, but laying all over there was a. What do you think caused it? I'm like a giant storm. Awesome. Inclement weather. Yeah. You don't live here, do you? Guess two, Roger. And he goes, okay, we can have someone come out there and fix this. And I'm like, all right, that'd be great. And he goes, what is your schedule? Like, so no good in the mornings, but I'll make good for you in the middle of the afternoon if I can. Okay, how does the 24th look? I'm like. Like absolute. I want this fixed now. 24th? You guys promise Internet speeds through the moon, and you can't get here for nine days? Oh, let me take a look here. What are you doing in an hour? I'll be your son's game. Okay, well, then the. Friday is the best I can do. So. Are you coming over, Roger? Oh, sir, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am miles away.

[A]

She didn't say his name was Raja.

[B]

Yeah, maybe the 24th. 24th? How dare you even offer that in this day and age? A service appointment nine days from now?

[D]

They throw it out there.

[B]

You out of your mind? You shouldn't even be scheduling that far in advance. The 24th. Hire more people and get somebody over to my house to plug this thing back in. 24th, I. Have you not been on the Internet? It's amazing. I can't go nine days. I'm not even there much. But if I went over there. Come on. I've got no Internet.

[C]

Two weeks of credit, right?

[B]

Might as well be a cave without the Internet.

[A]

Well, I mean, you know.

[B]

Well, Bin Laden had a cave and he had Internet. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Nine days. Don't. When I call you and say I need something like, how about that? In 10 or 11 days? Are you out of your mind? You're gonna make me like a kid waiting for Christmas.

[A]

If you'd signed up for Discover Card, he probably would have got you in a little bit faster.

[B]

There is a way we can do this, my friend. Are You a Discover Card holder? If you have the concierge package to Discover Card, I could have a service technician to your door in minutes. So I gotta get a Discover Card and sign up for it? Yes, and you get all the fine treatment of the worst possible places in airports that Discover Card will allow you in. You can use the public restrooms. All right, sign me up. Okay, I can be there in an hour. But nine days? What world are you living in that anyone would say, that sounds great? I'll go without TV and Internet for nine days. I'd shrivel up and die. I'd rather have a guy say he can't eat for nine days than take away the Internet. And it's only at a part time place that I go check out every once in a while. Not even if that was my actual home. Are you out of your mind? Nine days I go 10 minutes without TV and it's like, whoa, this is no good. I gotta call some people. Six' seven. I say, now that guy says, that's six. Seven. Crap. The Gilbert moms that say their kids are perfect. It's like the bishop saying his daughter's not a slut. Yeah, that is true. It's religious parents always say, oh, not my daughter. She was raised right. She gets pregnant when she's 15. Every time. So Bender from Futurama was right. Says, quote, have you tried just sitting down with your kids, turned off the electronics and hitting them that way? That's true. Give them a punch without their electronics, let them know, good luck, England, with your thing. Six, seven. Keep doing it. So but the funny thing was, is that Roger got me. Would you like the 24th? I'm like, I can't. That's impossible. No. Okay, how about Friday? And I'm like, that's better. It's still unreasonable when you think about it. Had he started with Friday, I'd be equally as upset as I would with the 24th. But simply cutting off a few days made me seem like Roger was making moves. Worked. It did work. I'm like, ah, I see what you did here. You set that bar so low that anything better than the 24th was gonna seem like a gift. I'm on to you, Roger. Now, here's a good one right here. And keep in mind, again, the word is row if you're British. It's pronounced Rao, R, O W. This one is awesome. I got this email from a guy named Giannis. I don't know if that's his real name, but that's what he said. Not like Giannis Antetokounmpo, either with a Y or, I guess a J, depending on where you're from. It says, hey, Holmberg, my wife has bruises all over her thighs. I saw them yesterday. She says it's for mountain biking because she just started doing that. I know you like to do that. Does it bruise your thighs, or is my wife a whore? Have you ever had bruised thighs? I haven't. I don't think my thighs have bruised.

[A]

Once when I wrecked.

[B]

Well, right.

[A]

If she wrecked, she's wrecking.

[B]

But even still, if you've got.

[A]

Or she's getting wrecked.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I mean. You don't. You can't land on your thighs.

[A]

No, but I've had the bike, you.

[B]

Know, crank into you. If you crash, you'll get a bruise on your thighs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not multiple. If you have a bunch of bruises on your thighs. Let me introduce you your new best friend, Keyshawn, because that's what's going on at your place. So I would say, as a guy who mountain bikes, Brett's done it as well. And I've watched Brett take a seat post in the balls harder than anyone I've ever watched. Ever. Going one mile an hour. Oh, no. His inner throat bruised from his nuts hitting his esophagus. The. The back of the bike jumped up and hit him in the nuts. Like it was planning it. Yeah, it was.

[C]

And you saw that.

[B]

Oh, right behind me.

[D]

Right behind me.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

It was like watching one of his videos. I thought. I honestly thought Brett was going to pull his pants down. You'd see one blown up in the bag. It was like, I thought for sure you pancaked one of those ones that stops you.

[D]

Oh. Oh.

[B]

I was like, oh, you all right? Brett's like, no, God damn it. That was brutally funny to watch. And that was on that horrible hill we have a nickname for. Yes. Were we going up or down? We were going up because it does.

[A]

Have that real sharp switch back.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then the switchback. There's this big rock and gotta get front tire up on it and stand up a little bit, then lean and get the rest of the bike going. And he hit that rock with the back tire, and that bike went boom. Just. I mean, it's like, we're not doing this today. And, I mean, his nuts. You could hear his nuts going as they, like, in his pants before the seat hit.

[C]

Like that grape lady.

[B]

Yeah. Like it knocked the wind out of his nuts.

[A]

Could have called me Sir Nuts a lot that day because. Oh, man.

[B]

In his pants. You heard nuts gasping for air. And I don't know that you got thigh bruises from that. No, but that's what's happening to your wife. She's getting seat posted real hard where her nuts would be.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't get thighs all bruised up from a bike ride or you're doing it wrong.

[A]

One. One little bruise one time the seat jack when I fell, but that was it.

[B]

Yeah. If you fall off, but then you've got, like, cuts on your hand.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're also getting bruised, damaged everywhere else. Yeah.

[B]

I've never had thigh bruises from just a bike ride. If she's not coming back, going, man, I had a hell of a crash and the bike tangled up and I got banged around.

[A]

Yeah, she's got scratches on her arms.

[B]

Then you'd be like, yeah, handprints on her ass. But yeah. Yeah, Yanis. And that's when the guy picked me up.

[D]

Someone helped me.

[B]

Yeah. Smacked me in the ass and made. I got a tattoo of it. Yeah. I think your wife might be, for whatever reason, lying about bruises on her thighs. I can't even imagine why you have surprise bruises on your thighs. That ain't from bike riding. She's. She's a. To answer your question, you asked is she. Is this real or is she a. I'm gonna go ahead and say she probably out there banging around out there on the trail. You ready to ride, baby girl? Oh, Rico, you're not playing it, are you? Oh, you are, you son of a. Oh, baby, guess what? What is it, Rico. Shoot, girl. Oh, Rico. Blaze forgot his bicycle again. Looks like you're gonna have to ride something else. Oh, Rico. Sorry about all that bruises, baby. This is gonna be, you know, my 10 foot pole poking you from way over here on my bicycle Built for two. You don't have a bike.

[D]

Oh, that's right.

[B]

I guess this bike just built for you. What'll I tell my husband about the bruises? I don't know. I don't talk to your husband. That's up to you. But it's tube time, baby. I think mine's deflated. You should blow it up. Oh, Rico's got a flat. I'll do it myself. Say, honey, what's with all the bruises all over? Bike riding? Bike riding? How come there's an RB bruise on? Oh, he's very specific. Must bend the logo on the seat. I guess I branded your bitch. Yeah. Sorry, Giannis, you got some more questions with your lady friend, send us the bruises. I think maybe that'll answer the question. Send us and ask. And look at her arms because her. That's the key to a bike crash. You will definitely have scratches. Depending on which. Maybe she might just be trail riding and then he'd never get her proof bruise. But if she's actually mountain biking and yeah, they're not getting trail riding, you're.

[A]

Still not getting bruised.

[B]

Unless.

[A]

Unless her thighs are so huge they're just rubbing raw on the seat.

[B]

Is she a big gravel?

[D]

She could be huge gravel in the skin. Road rash. Like if you went down on the.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You're not just getting thigh bruises. There's something else going on there. Don't take her word for it is what I'm saying. But Central D. [e-mail] Giannis and send over pictures of your hopefully in shape wife. Thigh bruises. And if it's a big fatty, then.

[A]

You gotta zoom out. Please don't. Don't send it.

[B]

I don't know what happens to big fatty thighs. Those things probably bruise pretty easily because the body's just quitting. I don't know how it works.

[D]

The poor bike videos I've seen, they just explode.

[B]

Yeah. Six, seven. On the AI videos I watch, the bike just crumbles underneath them and then they sit on it like, and look around. I like that. When the fat people in the AI videos crash, they're never hurt. They just kind of like roll around for a second. They're never like injured. And that makes me laugh harder. Oh, how I do love those AI videos. Anyway, so yeah, Giannis is having a tough morning. That's. And he asked us. Probably came to the wrong place. I don't know why we're truthful. Well, because we're gonna give you the answer you don't want to. But he asked, is she. Is it a problem with biking? The answer is no. But then his only other option was, is she a whore? I don't know what she's doing with her time. I don't know. She. If she's just picked up mountain biking, she's probably doing something else, like active.

[D]

But initially start out mountain biking. It's a woman. There's going to be some falling.

[B]

I mean, but again, you have no bruises on your arms. If she's just fallen on her thighs, that's almost impossible. I challenge anyone to just fall on your thighs right now, crash and come up with only thigh injuries. It's impossible. Where are they? Outer or inner thighs.

[D]

Because if Rico went over the handlebars.

[B]

They should go over the handlebars. Baby, I'll be there to catch it. Hey, there's probably on. There's probably five bruises per thigh and that's. Don't fingerprint those because that's why I grabbed the. And open it up. You know what I'm saying? That's my fingers. Very strong. Very, very strong. We're gonna make a video you can go to. What was my name again? These Nuts or something like that.

[A]

I forgot, sir. Nuts.

[B]

A lot's a lot. I'm sorry. That's right. I forgot the thing that got me fired from the police force. So Nuts A Lot has videos of all your bruised up wives. If they're fat and blonde, I've got them on there. And then what's your wife. What's the man's name? Giannis. Oh, that's right. I know his wife. Her name is Tire Pump. Because the girl blows like no business. Baby, I like it.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Don'T worry about it. You can call the police and I'll show up. And when you call the police and I'm there, the cops come two times. All right. Yeah, she's. She's riding RICO on the trails. Be careful. Sorry. Honest. But thanks for asking. We really appreciate it. It's good stuff. Oh, I can't send this.

[A]

Are you sure that one. Fine. This other one would print. I don't think you're gonna be able to read it.

[B]

Mike says that poor bastard, he probably spent a ton of money on a nice bike for. And she's just pedaling her ass to get kicked down by the neighbors. Yeah, gotta go.

[A]

This one I don't think we'll read.

[B]

Okay. No, but it's still funny. All right, that's enough of that guy. The name that of that emailer is Showtime Shane Gerald Matos. You're banned from society, Gerald. That's just wrong. Yeah. Where's Showtime Shane when we need him? Where's. Where's the innocuous Showtime?

[D]

Change knocked him out like six, seven.

[B]

Where's John Eaton? With a reasonable explanation of why a woman can have thigh bruises without any other bruises. Yeah, I can't imagine that. I've never had.

[C]

Just like John Eaton knows no woman.

[B]

You don't think John Eaton's ever been with a woman? Yeah, you're probably right. He would have to explain too much. It would be never ending.

[D]

He should go riding with her next time then.

[B]

Maybe she's doing it wrong.

[A]

Oh, God, no.

[B]

Yeah, I don't want to ride with a woman. No. It's awful. Although I did think that once I was riding, and this guy came up with, like, on the top of the hill, he had his name on his bike and a little USA flag. And he's like, I've been following you. You're doing great today. I'm like, thanks. Ruin your tire, he says. And I'm like, oh, okay. And then he goes, I used to ride for the US Team. This dude was. You've been with, like, magic dudes, the, like, the guys up at Action Ride Shop. It's a level. You can't imagine how easy it looks for them. I look like someone's trying to remove my lungs by hand. Every. And I've been doing it for a long time. I still always look like I'm dying while I do it. So we're riding along, and he teams up with this other person. He's, like, showing me little tricks, and I'm like, that's kind of a cool little tiny adjustment. I didn't know. And this girl comes up, and he goes, hey, you want to ride with him? Like, oh, great. Day's over. This chick was better than both of us. Like, she was just tearing this. It was unreal, what she was capable of jumping and flying around. And I'm like, you're great at this. So I gotta say.

[D]

Bruises there.

[B]

She was unbruised. But maybe Giannis's wife is just. She's new to it. Maybe she's just. Maybe she likes the seat banging into her, so she's. I don't know. That's hard to do. Thigh bruises don't come easy. You got to work for those. So Johnny talked about it the other day. You sure it's not that gray skin that tubbies get on the inside thighs from rubbing together? Yeah. Is it bruising or is she callousing her big, fat thighs? You have to send us pictures of how big your wife is. Or not.

[C]

Chafing.

[B]

If she's in good shape. Giannis, we're going to go with your second option of whore if she's fat, eventually. All that riding. Yeah, she could bruise up pretty easily, and it'll turn that grayish purple.

[A]

The next one describes it sounds like.

[B]

This guy needs to go down there and investigate and see if there's Little Debbies down there. Yeah, Jason, I think Little Debbies is a dead giveaway beyond there. Cream pies. What? The hungry keep them. Giannis, you keep cream pies in there when you bike ride, you need sustenance. Oh, Christ.

[D]

She fell on the box.

[B]

Where's the oatmeal part? How come it's just all cream pie. I eat the oatmeal parts and I save the rest for later in there. Yeah, I'll believe you this time. Not much of a story. Yeah, search for cream pies is always. You know, I gotta say, if you're doing a cream pie examination, if you're doing a Little Debbie's examination on anyone you care about, you probably need to walk away from that relationship. All right, let's take a look. See if there's any green pie activity here that isn't mine.

[A]

Wonder what trail she's riding. Keyshawn Trail.

[B]

Yeah, Danny. Could be anything. Anyway, if she asked you to go.

[A]

On a Carnival cruise this year for vacation, then you know.

[B]

Cause she got a free ticket. Me and the girls are gonna go. Maybe showtime. Shane says I'm a little busy with a crazy storm that happened, so I got work to do. I'm also busy bruising that guy's wife's thighs. All right, well, that's not nice.

[D]

He's back.

[B]

Sorry I couldn't get back to you. I was bruising giannis's wife's thighs. Six, seven, let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800 a good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98KUPD.

[D]

Wake Up.

[B]

It's out of control now. 98K youP.D. holmberg's morning sickness. Morning sickness radiate. Thank you. Miles to nowhere. Off we go, rolling right along. People are getting ready. Sorry to the guy who just said I was in a meeting. Audio meetings at six in the morning. That's impressive. I missed the word. I missed the word. And then I told him it's 6:42. So hopefully he got row and. But that's dead now. And 12 more minutes. We'll give you the next one and promo word. You there and you can put it on there and take it in the app. Got our cash waiting for you. All I gotta do is be on the app, figure that out. People talking about their six, seven stupid kids. They got loads of them. Guys like Kyle said he was in Vegas at the Blue Man Group this weekend. He says that there was some audience participation in. These stupid kids kept yelling 6, 7. Almost killed like 8 kids in the audience that wouldn't shut the hell up. They allow kids in shows in Vegas.

[A]

Kids shouldn't be allowed in Vegas.

[B]

Children. Stop bringing your kids to Vegas and putting them in stuff. And if they're saying 6, 7, 6, 7 the whole time, then. Then you give them a whack. Disrupting the Blue man group. Like they think anybody in Vegas wants them there. Ugh. You don't take your kids to those shows. It's not for them. This one says, john, when it comes to kids, my ex wife is exactly who you're talking about. I found a bottle of tito's in our 13 year old son's bedroom. He told me it was his friends. I said, I don't care whose it is. There, it's in your room. That's possession. That's yours. So I grounded him. He ran right back to his bitch mother's house. That's his ex wife. That's how that ends up. Says Tyler doesn't drink. John, it was his friends. He wasn't lying. Fine. He gets off the hook. I get a call from a parent two weeks later, says that my kid was harassing a fat Mexican boy and he was using terrible Indian taunts. Not even the right angle of racism. I ground him again. Runs back to mom, ex wife says he would never bully anyone. We didn't raise him that way. Those parents are liars. And they want him off the baseball team because their son is fat. Blah, blah, blah blah. Says, I'm gonna bail on the whole thing, man. Trying to fight the mom and raise a son. I had one question. Did Toledo's dad leave a blueprint on how to do what he did and get away with it? He's done. Not my angel. Sad thing is he recognized a brown person and just went to the first racist thing he thought of and he missed by a mile. Doing Indian taunts to a Mexican kid. Now this guy says for two weeks. Oh my. My son got kicked off Xbox for two weeks. I didn't know Xbox could do that. For saying the following. And mind you, my son is black, so he's liberal with this. N word, I'm gonna kill you. Then I'm going to. And he says in a very awful way, perform oral sex on your mother. That's not what he said. N word, I'm going to kill you. Then I'm going to the oral sex thing and then I'm going to come to your house and spit in your mouth and your dying breath so you remember where you came from. N word. All right, so will I pay for the Xbox account? So I got the notification. I tried hiding it from his mom, but the idiot went and complained saying he didn't do anything wrong. They have nothing but evidence. He's now grounded from everything for two weeks. Completely off of everything, especially EA's Modern Warfare. Well, he's a creative kid. Yeah, he's got some good ones. Yeah, he needs to go over to that Tyler kid and teach him how to do some slurring. Absolutely. Because Tyler's just going to Mexicans and that's just pointless. It's not. It's not that I'm angry at that. That it's. That it's racist. I'm angry because the guy can't get it right. You're gonna. If you're gonna do that, do it right. Don't just randomly grab closest color. Stupid. This guy says, I've been listening to you guys since I was 13 in the 8th grade. Today is my 29th birthday. Jesus Christ. That makes me feel a thousand. Can I get a birthday shout out? If you could play Deluded by Slipknot, that'd be sweet. Thanks for all the laughs over the years, Raul Rivera. Happy birthday, Raul, and thanks for listening for the last 16 years. Keep in mind, Brady, that if someone was listening to us when we first started and they were 13, gulp, they'd be 38. What? We've been on the air way too long and we ain't stopping. That's crazy. Happy birthday rule. And maybe we'll get a little. Put that on the list there. Slip nuts diluted.

[D]

Six, seven, man.

[B]

Look at that. Six, seven, bro. Six, seven, man. Here's some fun. Yesterday I was joking when I sat in the hallway to one Dick Toledo. And keep in mind, just next to where we are is Tripp Reeb's office, big Dodger fan. And I jokingly jinxed the entire thing. And I said, book your tickets. The Mariners are in the World Series. And he's been a Mariners fan his whole life, and this is like a big deal for him, like you are. There's nothing they can do to screw this up. And instead of Toledo going, shut up, shut up, he bought tickets to the World Series in Los Angeles, which Tripp highly recommended. The two of them have just, eh, this is they're done break. Breaking the biggest rule in sports, which is jumping ahead to the next thing. Ask Bills fans if that's a good idea as Cubs fans if that's a good idea. Anybody who's been down and you're like, oh, this is over. We got this one locked up and lost knows what did Yogi's great sentence. It ain't over till the fat lady sings. It ain't over till it's over. There is no fat lady singing. She might be tuning up a little, drinking some lemon water, but she ain't singing yet. And there's Toledo. Not go. Not going to Seattle by the way, where there would guarantee be a game. He's anticipating both the Dodgers and Mariners will be in the World Series. And the Dodgers are now up two. Oh, but at the time we're only up one game in a seven game series. And you, how much did you spend?

[C]

Let's not talk about that.

[B]

How much did you buy? Take because you got to drive. You're not flying. There just be more money.

[C]

Well, and this is where the quandary comes in. Because Major League baseball knows that they can play on die hard fans and their need to see this happen in history because they do. A MasterCard pre sale for the World Series tickets. Yesterday afternoon at 9am I got in a little late. So the tickets that I got are a little deeper in the outfield than what I want.

[B]

In the outfield, in the out. And not front row.

[C]

Not front row.

[B]

You are. If you turn around you see most of. No, no, no, I'm midway.

[C]

I'm midway. I'm not that far.

[B]

Okay, but you're not in Chavez Ravines parking lot. No, no, but you're going to LA to watch two teams that have not qualified yet.

[C]

I don't know if I'm going anywhere yet. I have two tickets to a potential World Series game in L. A And.

[B]

You get your money back if the Dodgers don't make it.

[C]

And I bought the $150 insurance to make sure if anything happened I get all the money back.

[B]

Like an earthquake, whatever. Oh, this is great.

[A]

Why did you go to la? So Seattle.

[C]

Yeah, Because I got to pay for a ticket and trust me, can't drive to Seattle. Louisiana's been there what, five times in the last 20 years? Yeah, they're used to going to the World Series. The World Series ticket in Seattle will be ridiculous.

[B]

Yeah. Because LA is known for its bargain prices.

[C]

Tonight's game three in Seattle. The get in price for game three in Seattle tonight is seventeen hundred dollars.

[B]

To go to the game.

[C]

To go to game three tonight.

[B]

Game four is going to be a billion. You know you need to talk to is Craig Gass who sneaks into everything.

[C]

I've already tested him.

[B]

I figured you did. You guys are already counting the chickens, man.

[C]

Well, because he goes, he, he gets on the field for the Seahawks because he knows Rod Mar. Who is that? One of the photographers? Yeah, for the Seattle Times. And so he, he, he lies and says that he's lugging Rod's equipment around rods.

[B]

That's a good band name.

[C]

That is and so he gets on field. I beg Craig to get me in touch with Rod a couple of times.

[B]

Ah, you want to touch a rod and you got a friend for it. Here's lugging rods on the Izzy Show. 93. 3. We're looking rods.

[C]

Talk about it. I spent. I spent.

[B]

How much? $402,400 on tickets that don't exist yet.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

Yeah. All right.

[C]

They haven't even been printed.

[B]

Or the Mariners screw this up and they don't go, but the Dodgers do. You're out. You're going to have to sell those.

[C]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[B]

I'll sell them to those LA fans that don't. Well, they're so used to the World Series, they don't even go to Toronto fans. That'll go probably.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Man, oh, man. You don't feel any shame or jinxy guilt in what could possibly happen? Thousand should have never done this because.

[C]

It was a pre sale. And like I said, tonight's game is seventeen hundred dollars. When I was looking last week at going to game four on. Or game five on Friday night.

[B]

Yeah, I could get in for $620 to Seattle. Yeah. Now who are you going with? Two tickets. You've just bought two tickets. Just in case.

[C]

Because I'm not sure the wife is.

[B]

Gonna go with that. She doesn't want to know about this. It's just more money. You're gonna buy dumb stuff there.

[D]

He's gotta deliver that.

[C]

Well, that's the thing is like I could take Alex, but then I'm out at least twelve hundred dollars, man.

[B]

He's not kicking in for any of the hot dog. No, bro, I'm sorry. I'm not a Rockefeller, but I'm hungry. I want a hot dog. Wow. Yeah. That's jinxy stuff, man. You just.

[C]

Craig Gas.

[B]

You can't pre buy World Series. Yeah.

[A]

You don't have to.

[B]

He's, you know, taking Craig Gas. He's gonna sit in your outfield seats. The guy ends up in the dugout. He was sitting next to Bill Murray and gained seven of the Cubs championship. Somehow, front of it or behind him.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Filming Eddie Vedder, Bonnie Hunt and Bill Murray and Craig Gass. And he didn't know any of them. He just somehow or another ended up sitting.

[C]

He gets in everywhere.

[B]

He gets Super Bowls. Yeah.

[C]

He's on before the game.

[B]

He climbed a ladder.

[D]

Whatever little comedy clubs around that area.

[B]

Oh yeah, he'll do some shit. Doesn't matter. The shows are just to kill time when he's not doing anything. The Suns When I had the suite for the finals.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

He's like, where you at? I'm like, we're in, like, I don't know, a 30 or whatever it was. And I turn around, and there's Craig staring at me. He's eating cookies. He's got a cookie in his hand. I'm like, how did you do it? And he goes, I know a guy who got me in the front door. I said, once I was in the front door, I walked by, another dude recognized me. He works here because he walks around and, like, looks people, like, dead in the eye, and they're like, there's that guy. And, like, some people know him. And then he said, and we were going up a staircase, and I saw a little door. This is his story. I saw a little door, and there was, like, an emergency ladder on the wall. And I climbed that up to the next thing, and I ended up in the suite level. And I'm like, your kid. What is the risk reward on that? And he goes, what are they gonna do? I just told him I got lost or whatever, and he.

[A]

That you're climbing an emergency ladder? I got lost.

[B]

Yeah, I got lost, and I needed out. And then he. He was standing there eating cookies in the suite. And I'm like, I can't. And so I'm like, where's the ladder? Walk down the sweet, little tiny door, like a maintenance room and a wall ladder. And I'm like, no one has ever seen this but you. I don't even think people who work here know this is here. He goes lead you right to the sweets. And I'm like, oh, my God.

[D]

He gets the blueprints of the exact.

[B]

He's like Jack Bauer. It's like, how did you know this would lead to the sweet level I was on? Goes all the way up. Like, you didn't have a harness or anything. You're climbing. You're climbing an incredibly vertical ladder. Yeah, it's fine. Okay. He's made of KY jelly. He slides into everything. So you need to call him, but you have blown it. If the Mariners lose tonight, you're gonna start feeling that weird feeling in your gut. This is your faul. That you mushed it. That he did exactly that, Brett, he mushed it. You cannot do this stuff. If they lose two in a row in Seattle, your whole world's going to collapse. It's. You're an idiot to Toronto or it works out.

[D]

And he's. Thanks for.

[B]

I knew you.

[C]

I knew you would.

[B]

Rose colored glasses. You know why? Because he's an Ohio State fan. They're guaranteed.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

Brady could buy a national championship ticket today and be like, ohio State's going to be in it.

[C]

It was pre sunshines and roses out your house.

[B]

He doesn't understand the jinx thing because Ohio State gets gifted a free pass every year. He doesn't understand the jinx factor of fandom. Oh, you have blown it. You knock it on wood all the time.

[C]

Did it this morning.

[B]

I don't even like when announcers do that. The Steelers Browns game, the announcers, like, the Steelers have beaten the Browns nine straight times here in Pittsburgh and the Browns have never scored. I'm like, shut up. What are you doing? We don't talk about the Nevers and the Streaks. He got a no hitter going into the seventh inning. It's almost like in the ninth inning, the shortstop calls timeout and goes to the pitcher and goes, hey, just want to let you know you got no hitter going. I'll be over at shortstop. Great job. Great job so far. Oh, I'm not supposed to talk about it. Brutal. So good luck to you. But you have absolutely blown it. I don't want to. This is how bad it is for me as a superstitious sports fan. I was at the Sun's preseason game last night and talked to Kevin Ray afterwards and we started to chat about stuff. What I saw with this, their, their draft pick. Malioc Malo. It's like a Indiana Jones name. He is 19 years old and at one point during the game we're watching him and I'm like, that dude. He's guarding his. Deandre Ayton. Ayton plays for Lakers now and Ayton's got kick ass LA hair now. You got to see this. It's. He's kind of blonde. It's come back last night. Yeah, they won and like eight of their players didn't play because of the jet lag with China Maloak. I hate to say this and I don't want to Toledo the situation and jinx it. I think he might be super special. Like, that dude is gigantic. And he hasn't filled out yet. The Suns might finally have a center. That's something. And I didn't know him from the draft, you know, when they drafted him. Like, you got a big kid, they got a bunch of centers. This dude is massive. And he's not even close to being done yet. But he's got. I hate to say this. Jesus, I'm gonna Toledo. He reminds me a little of the early Giannis Antetokounmpo. He's got. His body hasn't filled out yet, but he's just different now. I'm not saying he's going to be a league mvp, but this is. This is one of those. You can't take your eyes off the one dude on the court because you're like, that guy's something different about him. And just pushing. He's 19. You imagine being 73 and 19 still growing, and you're not done growing yet. He could be. He's huge. And not just tall. Like, every bit of him's like, when I get done, you're going to see an animal on the court. Hopefully he doesn't discover Scottsdale. One thing I would do if I was a Sun's executive was Ban Scott. If I catch you in Scottsdale, you're. You're getting fined. You're not allowed because it turns them into resort players. They. They stop trying, they get a little lazy. You can see the effort slipping away.

[C]

That him 10?

[B]

I don't even know what number he is. Yeah, Malawk. And that's him. That's him at the free throw stripe trying to block a three pointer by Luke.

[C]

Luke is seven foot two and he's smaller.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, he's huge. This dude is big and still childlike. And it's like, it's crazy. So I don't want to jinx it. And I may have already done it just by bringing it up, but sons might have something there. Oh, by the way, it's seven o'. Clock. The code word is bread. What an awkward thing that is to do. Bread is the code word. So if you get on Brady's first concert, remember? Oh, that's right. Brady saw bread with that teacher that was trying to rape him. I forgot about that. Was it a friend's dad or a teacher? I don't remember.

[D]

It was my uncle.

[B]

Oh, that's right. Your uncle was trying to rape you. I'm sorry, I got it all wrong.

[D]

And Jeff, his son, he wasn't gonna rape his son.

[B]

Nephew. Those are uncle's finger nephews. That's how that works. Especially with this going on in the background.

[D]

Brings back such good memories.

[B]

What's wrong with your pants, Uncle Mike? They got all stiff and not wrinkly.

[C]

Are you twitchy?

[B]

What happened to your why are you wallet in the front there? It looks like you got a big bulge. Before I finger you, I want to. I want to feel how good this song feels.

[E]

Set me free.

[B]

Okay, there's a free ticket.

[D]

This is terrible.

[B]

Were you sway dancing with him from behind?

[D]

He was holding me.

[B]

Holding you up front like the Coldplay people. Yeah. Bread is the word in honor of Brady's virginity. It kind of hurts, Uncle Mike. You get used to it. Wait till you feel the thumb. No reason take children to Bread. There's no. Uncle Mike. Didn't have an aunt. There was no wife. Yeah. Why didn't she go to Bread? Why didn't she go to Bread with him?

[D]

Because it was just. It was Jeff's guys night out.

[B]

Jeff?

[D]

I was his music project. I was in fifth grade.

[A]

You were a project?

[D]

He was sixth grade. So he had a music report, and that was going to a live show.

[A]

Better stuff in 75 or whatever it was.

[D]

He picked bread and it was, you know, as a Sunday dinner and like, you want to go to a concert with us?

[B]

Oh, God.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And Uncle Mike's fingers started waving in the air.

[D]

Oh, boy. I had no idea.

[B]

The quiet, chubby ones going.

[C]

I'll go.

[B]

Watch Bread with you.

[D]

Go to a concert, Brad. And I'm like, hey, I've heard this song.

[B]

Holy. I was in Uncle Mike's trunk. I've heard this through a back seat while laying there getting hit in the head with a tire iron over and over while he made quick turns. Hey, Mike, this is the song you played when I was in your trunk. Shut up. Oh, let's hit it.

[C]

The shirts off on their album cover, like we were talking about yesterday.

[B]

No, but Mike and Brady shirts were terrible, man. I like it because. And Luann's the one that showed you her cans? Yeah, that's. The whole family's a mess. Just a disaster. Did your mom have a talk? I never asked that. With Luann after the breasts were exposed to the children in the hot tub. No, she never went over and said, what are you doing? Why are you showing my son your cans, you freak? Is it her sister or your dad's sister?

[D]

It's my mom's sister.

[B]

Oh, she didn't talk to her once?

[D]

No.

[A]

I had to give you some proper music.

[D]

Hit after hit after hit.

[B]

Oddly enough, that's the noise Brady made when the thumb went in. What are you doing back there, Uncle Mike? I would do anything.

[D]

And that's where I'm like, how come, Uncle Mike? How come people have their lighters up? Why are they doing that?

[B]

They're trying to shed light on all the atrocities.

[A]

Can you guys do this at night?

[B]

Singing.

[A]

Good for Brady. Serenade him.

[B]

Is Uncle Mike still alive?

[C]

Throw this.

[D]

No.

[A]

Oh, somebody from Bread's got To be dead, too.

[B]

So we're good? Sure. Oh, yeah. We could do this all day.

[D]

Uncle Mike. Why does it smell like a skunk?

[B]

Because you didn't wash. You've been eating. Hey, somebody's got, like, some Devil Dogs. Why are your hands covered in chocolate? Yes, chocolate. That's right, son.

[D]

That Uncle Mike. The law school at Ohio State is named after him.

[B]

Yeah, because he knew the law, that's for sure. He knew how to start it. He took a couple underage kids to bread.

[D]

Man, it was awesome.

[B]

At the end of this concert, did you say so? That's what French kissing is. If you go to bread and you don't get laid. I think if I went to Brett, I'd be like, I have to be gay. Like, there's. I'm banging the first thing. Who brought the kids?

[D]

I think you probably had to wake me up at the end of the.

[B]

Concert because your punch tasted funny. My punch isn't. Ooh, I'm dizzy. Wake up in the middle of the night and Mike's an inch from your face singing this. That's the stuff, Mike. Okay. Aunt Luann's in the back massaging oil onto her exposed breasts. And not one person from your family's like, what's going on? That's good stuff. Oh, my gosh. Trip re on the Great wlkl New York. That's bread. In the future, I'll employ a man who was fingered by his uncle. Oh, this is bread. Oh, yeah. Also romantic.

[D]

You feel the energy.

[A]

You felt the energy.

[B]

We revisit this every couple years. For some reason, the word bread. We revisit Brady's first rape. And we. And it's always funny. It's always just because he had no.

[D]

Idea this was one of my dreams. I've heard this song before.

[B]

Yeah, and then there's only half of it, though. Because every time I hear it, the world smells like almonds. And I go to sleep. I can't stop listening to it because I just picture that white. Yeah. Hey, Brady, I wanna make it with you. Sing it back to me. Okay. I think that we should make it, Mike. Yeah, me too. Jimmy, go get your cousin and I some hot dogs. Whatever. I don't care. Finger my own kid. I don't care what his name is. I got my eyes on you sweet kids. You're developing into a beautiful young lady, Brady. Wow. I'm a boy. Well, your top half disagrees. Just chocolate ice cream all around your lips. Staring at Uncle Mike. What are you looking at me for, Uncle Mike? Why Concerts up there.

[D]

The following Sunday was captain of the Seal.

[B]

Oh, my God. You've got beautiful lips, Brady. Thanks. Want some more ice cream? You know it with you. Hey, Brady. Yeah? I really think that we could make it pretty.

[D]

Can we go now?

[B]

The word today is bread. We can go anytime you want, honey. Hey, dad, how come I don't get any ice cream? Shut up, Jeff. You're ruining everything trying to make it with this lady. That's my cousin, Brady. I don't care. It's not my cousin. Was he Mike? He was by marriage. So he wasn't technically related to you at all. Yeah. Your babies would have been gone.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you very much. I was worried we'd have babies with Luann, but not with Mike. Anyway, sorry. Bread is the word today for a 7:00 clock hour. 33 more minutes.

[A]

Thanks, Larry.

[B]

I had to get it. Thank you for making the Word. Yeah, thanks, Larry, for bringing bread up. If you could make the next hour's word Thumb. We can do this all over again. Nope, it's not.

[A]

Damn it.

[B]

Darn it all.

[C]

How about make Is make the next hour's word?

[B]

What was it? Let me take a look. No, it's tuned. Oops, I said it. The world's gonna go crazy now. I don't know if you guys saw the other. You know, that's. I guess it's not as gross as what Brady went through. But the. I don't know what's going on, but I want to see people in these. And I have to thank one of our sales ladies downstairs for going. Did you talk about the new skims thing today? Have you seen them? She did, yeah. Kim Kardashian Skims has released a new product they're already sold out of is these. I bet. I want a pair. I want to see them on thin baby thong. Right.

[A]

Like this ultimate bush.

[B]

I'll get to it. Jesus. And it's got this thin, tiny thing and it, you know, you can barely see it. But the front is pubic hair. So when you put your underwear on, it looks like you've got. Look.

[A]

Who wants that?

[B]

The. The top one, the middle one sort of looks a little steak, but they do gray and blonde and dark and red. They have all the colors, so it.

[A]

Sticks out through the Lululemon. So you can see.

[B]

Yeah. So you would see full bush.

[A]

I would go the other way.

[B]

Maybe it's a deterrent. Maybe it's smart. Look at that picture right there. The top left and that picture Toledo just pulled up the top left one. Or I guess it's kind of bottom left. The dark one looks like a beef ribbon. Yeah, it does.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

There's 12 colors.

[B]

Yeah, 12 different colors to match your drapes and curtain situation. I don't know what's going on, but so.

[D]

But they're bucks.

[B]

I mean, it is from belly button to taint thick bush. It looks disgusting. It's a black crows album. Oh, and look at that. And some of them are thinner hair and others. And it's kind of all thick. It's sort of all thick. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, it looks like they.

[D]

Got the, you know, light medium.

[B]

The bottom one. That bottom one looks like she's molting, but. Oh, God, it. I. I think they were kidding. And they sold out. There's women out there that are gonna wear these underwear just as a joke.

[A]

You needed another reason to hate the Kardashians.

[B]

Here you go. Evidently they've got the world famous figured out because they bought them like they. Kim Kardashian said, here's pubic underwear, and they sold out in like five minutes. It's bananas. But if you want to get them, I guess you can go to skims and get on a waiting list for your pube underwear.

[A]

But they're on ebay already.

[B]

Ultimate Bush.

[D]

Ew.

[B]

Used underwear on ebay.

[A]

Just people selling them, buying them up.

[B]

Well, Toledo will get them.

[C]

Is there a pre sale?

[B]

Throw money at anything that's there. Or not.

[D]

Anyway, says with this iconic new panty, your carpet can be whatever color you want it.

[B]

Clear. Well, like, clear is the answer we're looking for. Yuck.

[A]

Like Wonder Woman's plane. Invisible.

[B]

Invisible. I like to bang into it. I like to see. I don't want it to hit me. It is weird. But yeah, chicks are nuts. Like, that is the grossest thing I've seen in a while. And you know what's really weird? You can grow your own. So it's kind of a vagina toupee. Like, you know, it's wigs.

[C]

It's just merkins.

[B]

Well, merkins are for people who are, like, sick. And they glue it on like this is. You can remove it and. And Merkin's also for dudes. Just. It's like a donut. It just goes over. That kind of probably falls off a lot. These are just.

[D]

And now will be a knockoff product. You know, it's not the real skims people start doing.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Just. Yeah. It'll be made of versions, right?

[D]

Like pick them up out of China.

[B]

And rat hair and stuff. Instead of like real. Who's donating their hair to this? Is this real hair?

[D]

No, they say it's faux fur.

[B]

Okay. So we can't throw paint on her or anything, but we could, as much as women are shaving, donate. So you grow out for a month. You shave it, you pick it up off the shower floor, you send it over to skims and she makes authentic you bush hair. They send it back to you, and it's your own bush, but you know, it's removable.

[A]

They're single. There's no dudes putting up with that.

[B]

Can you imagine looking in the laundry and seeing that? Oh, or if you had a puppy. Because they love women's underwear. They got pubic hair and whatever town on that. Cordell.

[A]

And Cordell right away should not be with her.

[B]

Women don't talk about that enough. Maybe they do with each other, but not out loud. That needed to be an Oprah episode years ago. What is going on down there that puppies like so much? Because if you've got a puppy and you take your underwear off within about 30 minutes of that underwear hitting the ground, if you leave it there, that puppy's tearing the middle out of those puppies. Love whatever is being sneezed out of some lady. They love it.

[C]

John, is this for people who suffer from camel toe? I don't know that this really covers that problem up.

[D]

They put that on and then put their bikini bottom on over top that. They want the.

[B]

For camel toe.

[D]

The visual look.

[B]

Camel toe. You just need to just wear looser pants. That's an easy fix. John.

[C]

John. I dabble as an antifa activist. Can I throw red paint?

[B]

Yeah, you can. Yeah. No, it's foe. But you could anyway. You could do that to anybody you want. I mean, not legally, but if you feel like is weird. I mean, it is. The world's just crazy weird. And I think, you know, she made these novelty. It's Halloween. She got. They sold out so fast. And now women have these joke bush panties.

[C]

John, you think these are for the bad bunny crowd, The Tuckers?

[B]

Oh, it could be a great Halloween costume for a fella. You get a pair of clear pantyhose, you stuff yourself backwards, and then you put these on. Pretty good idea there.

[D]

I mean, the brilliant thing is she could have made 50 of them. They sold out. Now it just adds more orders.

[B]

You're saying that they didn't make that many. So it sold out fast. Now people think it's in demand. Six, seven. Here we go again. It's the Sheeple getting in line for pubic underwear. Well, it does ruin it, because women's pants are way too tight as it is, and not many of them should be wearing Lululemons. Now, if you've got, like, Brett, if you can see the, you know, the Afro, get a divorce right away.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, if she does it and it's for a laugh and then she strips them right off, that's fine.

[A]

On a song for it, though.

[B]

Oh, God. What's the song? A Girl's Got a very. Is this AI? Yeah, AI's song, which was banned in the 1940s according to AI. I got a very hairy bush. Cover your eyes. I have a very, very, very hairy bush. All right, I don't want to hear anymore. Can that lady, please.

[A]

Even in the 40s, they knew.

[B]

Just a little hair down below my knees. Below her knees. Wow. Why in the world is the picture of the lady singing in the AI thing? Is she surrounded by dudes with shovels?

[D]

You gotta dig. Dig through them.

[B]

They're gonna kill her.

[D]

Should.

[C]

Well, Brady, shouldn't it be like a set of clippers?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would you dig there?

[D]

He's got a rake.

[B]

Okay, that's still. Oh, well. And the picture is a real bush. Like, she's talking about the one in her front yard. You're being perfect. Watch out. The situation is about to get hairy. Now you know my secret. What shall we do? I really hope that you're still in the mood. Why don't you start by exploring down underneath? Not that hard. Don't need no math. Just dive in there and make a path. And when you're done, you can go ahead and floss your teeth. Come on. I have a very, very, very hairy bush. All right. I can't hear her say that. Brady, Uncle Mike just emailed me. You want to go to that concert? Bread is still the word for seven o'. Clock. You got 19 more minutes. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats over there?

[A]

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[B]

Yeah.

[A]

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[B]

Giannis, who's got the bruised up thighed wife, go over and talk to Josh and the gang up there at Action Ride Shop and ask them. Take a look at their thighs. They're always on rides. Yeah, I don't see it. But you might have a fat wife. That's the other. That's the only other thing. A girl emailed earlier and said you can get bruises as a woman. Female mountain biker can get bruises on your inner thighs if you squeeze the saddle too hard. She may have one of those bigger seats. It is possible also. Then she writes. So is she a big fat lady? Everybody thinks. Yeah, everybody thinks. Maybe she's a really big fat person on the list.

[A]

Theory. The dead man. Bad girlfriend for Giannis's chick. Pull the plug from the band Death for those six people. Prodigy Smack My up for Giannis, Living Color, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Demon Hunter, Suicidal and Allison Chains. Check My Brain for Toledo. Buying tickets early.

[B]

Oh, you idiot.

[A]

I think that one's kind of fitting.

[B]

I want to give that birthday guy a thing, but since he started listening, he was 13 and now he's 29. You made me feel bad on your birthday. So you don't get seven, bro. Six. Seven, man. Let's do a little Check My Brain by Allison Chains. Just for Toledo who? And he's in his Seattle gear today. And, you know, I'm proud. I'm proud of him. He's got his. Is that a King Felix jersey he's wearing today? Good on him, but you just don't do that. Oh, you're just. It's like making a bet on Fanduel and they're like, oh, they're up 15 in the third quarter. I got this. I'm just gonna go pre. Spend the money. I'm gonna win. Idiot. What are you going to do, though? He's Toledo in the Toledo. Well, hopefully Seattle gets there. That would be fun to watch. And then even better to watch Toledo try to figure out this ticket. No. Oh, that's the thing, Richard. What if LA doesn't win in Seattle? Gets in? Is he going to fly off to Milwaukee? Are you going to go to Milwaukee or Seattle? If they. If the Dodgers aren't in, go to Milwaukee. It's going to be cheaper.

[C]

Yeah, I'll have to go to Milwaukee.

[B]

Yeah, it's a whole day in Milwaukee.

[A]

Ugh.

[C]

Never been. Oh, there's a reason I'll stay in Chicago.

[B]

It's an hour and a half. You like driving around? Then you gotta rent a car.

[C]

Rent one.

[A]

Anyway, new great American U turn.

[B]

You know what? Everybody loves Milwaukee in late October, early November. Oh, the weather is just four. Anyway, well, good luck. I hope LA gets in for your sake. But if it's Milwaukee, Seattle, you'll be the only one watching. Two really good teams that I just don't care if they win anything. The world won't care. That'll have lower ratings than Texas and Arizona. Oh, yeah, yeah. That'll be really regional. Anyway, well, good luck to you. It's for you. Thanks. I feel the support. Yeah, no, I'm just. I'm just trying not to double jinx it. I was kidding when I said, oh, it's a lock. They can't screw this up. I didn't know you're gonna go spend three grand.

[C]

It was already in the worst.

[B]

He was yelling, idiot. Bread is the word. Toledo's gonna need it. And you might get some at the end of the week.

[A]

So did Brady at the concert.

[B]

That's right, Brady. Squirming around his B hole has triggers. Uncle Mike. Thumb. It's Allison. Chains. Check my brain. It's 98 KUPD. It's out of control now. 98 U P D. Morning sleeper. Morning sickness. In the morning sickness. And again, the word coming up here in a little bit. Already up. Time to rip bread out of the way. Sorry, Brady, the bread is over. Darn it. The memories will return shortly. Hopefully not the repressed ones, because that's going to be an avalanche of pain, my friend. I got an email again from Giannis. It says Holmberg. I told the wife that I asked him, experienced riders about the bruises on her thighs. He's already on her.

[A]

Nice says.

[B]

And no, guys, she's not fat. She had a weight issue for a while, but she's now a health nut. Anyway, she fessed up to the fact that the bruises weren't from actual riding. They were trying to get the bike back on the bike rack. Evidently, she kept screwing that up. And she said the bike was slamming into her as she tried to mount it onto the car. Then she went to the car and showed me what she was doing. And guys, it's legit and also really stupid. I don't know how she was getting that bike to swing in between her legs over and over, but it was.

[C]

All I heard was slamming.

[B]

So she's not a.

[A]

So the keyshawn.

[B]

Just a clumsy, dumb broad. And then he signed it with and I don't Know how you spell that. But he did. S, H, W, E, E, E, W, W, W. I don't know.

[A]

Loading up my. I've never.

[B]

You're a man. You've seen that Instagram page, Women being women. The one girl is trying to get water out of the water bottle and she. Squeezing. Her friend comes over and turns it over. She was using the wrong side and could figure out how come the water kept coming out the bottom.

[A]

Oh, I don't know if I'm buying it still.

[B]

Well, you're a skeptic. Yeah, she went out and proved it.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

I'm a realist. Look, that's some. Here's the other thing. You got to keep her on your hands. If she is lying and she's like, oh, the bruises on my thighs. And she not only came up with the story of the bike on the rack, but. But then did a demonstration and it worked.

[D]

Get her into sales, then get her.

[B]

Get her downstairs. Yeah, we're hiring. Yeah, because I'm. Are we hiring downstairs? Probably.

[A]

We will be soon.

[B]

Where is this go getter? I'm doing interviews today. Yes. Ride your bike over to kupd. We could use some help. You're innovative with your lives.

[A]

Ed and Harold be out on their asses for her.

[B]

With her bruised ass anyway. Hilarious. But I got to hand it to her. If you say, hey, I talk to people about bike riding, you don't get bruises on your thighs from that. She goes, I'll show you what I did. And she did. Even if that's a lie, that's pretty good work. Nice. Elaborate. Gets points for that. Gets points for that. I have had some mishaps with my bike rack of bruised dinner thoughts.

[C]

Not getting it on the wall is the first.

[B]

Well, that's different. I'm talking about the one on my car. Trying to figure out how come the bike isn't there anymore. Once, because I forgot to strap the tires down, I just popped it in its place, and I, like, did some other stuff. Supposed to do those little zip tie type things down on the tires, and I didn't. In fact, I was driving right up here by Papago, and I looked and I'm like, where's my bike? Luckily, I looked when I did because it wasn't that far up the street, but it just tumbled off, laying in the middle of the road.

[C]

Oops.

[B]

That was coming out of the. By the parking lot up here by Papago. I just parked on the side of the road and I rode around for a little. It was dumb. So I can relate to stupid bike rack situations. I've never hurt myself doing it, but I could see it happen happening easily. All right, in 10 minutes, we'll give you the next word for the 8:00 clock code word so you guys can take it in the app, the money that is. And have at that, because that's going to be something you guys definitely will want to fight over. Thousand dollars a week going out the door, somebody's going to get it. And all you got to do is just throw a word in every hour on the app. And if you haven't downloaded the app yet, please, for our sake, do it. This is mainly so we can appease the Bob's. The Bob's want app numbers that went just trying to boost the app memberships. And how many more downloads of apps can we get?

[D]

How we.

[B]

How about a creative contest that we've run 30 other stations? It seems to work on their stations. Okay, we do it. They get excited. They love us. They leave us alone for a little bit. You're doing us a favor. Do us a solid, bruh.

[A]

Six, seven, bro.

[B]

Six, seven, brah. But if you could do that, and then we'll give money. A thousand bucks every, you know, every chance we get, we're going to reach and get a thousand bucks. I got a creative idea for next year for the 25th anniversary of this show. Getting it by the Bob's is tough. I can give you a little hint of what I've come up with. I want to. You know how the logo of the show is just the silhouette of my head. So I want a little window sticker with a 25 behind it of just my head. And Holmberg wants to give you a little head for his 25th anniversary. So you get a little head and you put it on your car. And then, like, let's say Brady's out at, I don't know, Viet Shack. Pretty reasonable idea. And in the parking lot, he calls up, let's say Larry's on the air. He calls Larry and goes, hey, I'm looking for a little head. And I'm on Elliott and wherever Viet Shack is. And then people with little heads on their cars can come by. And Brady will have the opportunity to have Larry on the air reach into a bag and you see what your prize is for giving Brady a little head right there in the parking lot. I got a little head. I want a little head. And then he sees it, and he's like, this guy's got it. Let's give him a prize. And then like five grand or something like that.

[D]

Great head.

[B]

It's a great idea. Holmberg wants to give you a little head. The Bobs are just not taking.

[C]

They're not getting. They're not gonna understand that.

[B]

What does it have to do with why this Holmberg wants to give you a little head? I don't. Isn't that fairly graphic? No, you pervert. It's a little tiny head. You weirdo. You're the one thinking the dirty thoughts. I think it's a great idea. We'll get it through. So look for that next year, happy anniversary to us and to all the people that keep emailing going, I've been listening since I was. Blah, blah, blah. No, I don't want to hear it anymore. Gus says, John, it was almost like you were talking about me. I'm 38 years old and I've been listening since the first day you were on 13. Yeah, shut up, E.J. e.J. Balms, you're almost 40. Nothing good happening to you either. It's time now for Brady with seven minutes till the word pops up, giving you all the news that only Brady knows. We call that the Brady Report, and it's brought to you by our friends at All Pro shade. AllProChade.com Getting you the shade, getting everything in. I was talking to a guy here on email, Tempe, I had no idea what you've been through with this microburst tornado that blew over. Red Cross is over there today. Like it's an. It's. It's what you see on tv. That storm messed up a lot of stuff. So all the folks over there working on that. So sorry you're dealing with that, but All Pro Shade would have retracted. You wouldn't. You still had your shades. Unless your house blew up. And some people's houses blew up, But, I mean, that's a real thing that if you've got a bunch of damage, usually it starts with something that wasn't, you know, put in well, like was not attached to anything. So it blows around, blows windows up. You see, you know, trees. You can't help but stuff in your backyard that got knocked over. That's what's great about the All Pro shades. They've got that electronic sensor. The wind gets going, it brings it back to the house so you don't have a mess on your hands like you do just with umbrellas. Or when the cheap companies came over and made awnings on your house and said, hey, you just got to retract these yourself. What if you're not home. What if you can't get home? AllProchade.com fixed that. They got the retractable stuff. It's always looking out for you. That's pretty awesome technology. And it makes your house better. Allprochade.com that's where you head to make your house even better. Brady reported.

[D]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[E]

Hi.

[D]

Happy National Grouch Day. Yeah, National. Take your parents to lunch day.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And global hand washing day.

[B]

Oh, kind of hoping Washing every day. We all did global hand washing. Damn it.

[D]

And a survey about hand Washington. 77% of Americans say they see other people leave restrooms without washing their hands. That's up from last year when it was 68%.

[B]

The comedian that had that so right is the cleanest part of my body during urination is my penis. My hands are the dirtiest part. Before blaming my urination on why my hands are dirty and why I should wash my hands is ridiculous. You should go into the bathroom and wash your hands and leave the bathroom. I should have nothing to do with the pee. Nothing down there that I got going on. Unless you're pooping in public.

[D]

Men are the biggest culprits. 85 of women report they always wash their hands.

[B]

Yeah, but they got a dab at it. They got to do a bunch of work. They should wash their hands and wash them before your hands are filthy. Right now, it has nothing to do with your pee pee.

[D]

45 of people admit to sometimes rinsing only water, no soap.

[B]

I pretend sometimes I get frustrated.

[C]

What do you mean? It's just you in your bathroom.

[B]

I know. And the, the sensor doesn't work.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

So I, I literally, just for myself, will, like, go through the motions as if water's running.

[C]

I don't know you're that reflexive about it.

[B]

I guess it's just training. I'll put my hands around. Well, it's not working. And then I just start scrubbing my hands with nothing.

[C]

So you're just rubbing your pee around?

[B]

I. I don't pee on my hands. I'm a grown up. If you still pee on your hands. That's what I don't get about the hand washing.

[D]

You're holding it wrong, bro.

[B]

You should wash it before and do a favor to your wiener, which has been what?

[C]

You don't hold the end?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Squeeze it out.

[D]

Go over there and split the fingers.

[B]

I put my thumb over the end and make a spray. If you get pee in your hands, you're doing it wrong. Or you got A micro poor fella. Sorry guys. You have to do it that way to. You just pantomimed like tweezers, tweezer fingers. I don't think you need to do anything but lay across it like Superman. If you got a micro penis.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[D]

Just.

[B]

Yeah, just go straight. And if a urinal, you're just going straight into the wall. Sheriff Joe Bluetooth pee just put his hands on the wall and let it hang.

[D]

The term adult a ween is back in the news. The folks at Ferrero Candies got it trending. Last year there's a new poll and they found over half adults think grown ups should get their own night to celebrate Halloween. They do.

[B]

It's without their kids.

[D]

It's.

[C]

That's after 8 o'.

[B]

Clock. It's absolutely up to you to not involve your kids. How is that a thing? We need to make a special day because you're afraid you'll bring your kids.

[A]

Gilbert, parents aren't gonna let that happen.

[B]

No adult to wean is Halloween. You just abandon your children and let them go with somebody else. If you're dying for that. And by the way, if you are. Desert Ridge, October 31st. Night of the Singing Dead. We'll call it Adultoween this year. Don't bring your rat kids to the adultoween party.

[D]

In a survey about being afraid of the dark, 29% of American adults admit that they're still afraid of the dark. In fact, 24% say they sleep with a nightlight. 10% prefer to sleep with lights on.

[E]

Ew.

[B]

In the room.

[D]

Men are more likely to admit to this than women.

[B]

I don't think it's being afraid of the dark. It's being afraid of what could happen in the dark.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So if somebody came in, you'd want to see them.

[A]

You know, I worry more about stepping on dogs and I'm going to get them to take a pee or something.

[B]

That's the bigger thing. It's like stuff to step on and I don't fear darkness.

[C]

Are you dogs in the bedroom? There's too many of them.

[D]

Are they?

[A]

Yeah, all four of them, man.

[B]

They're in the room.

[C]

Kennels are just on beds.

[A]

They got beds.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[D]

That's a.

[C]

That's a large amount of dogs.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[C]

Our two small ones are easy.

[B]

My friend has a mastiff, a lab and another lab and they stay in the bed.

[A]

Oh, that's ridiculous. No way.

[B]

Mastiff's £130.

[D]

So I had a. One of my friends just over the weekend said he put a twin XL on the end of his king size.

[C]

Bed for the dogs.

[B]

Oh, no.

[D]

So. And then I never knew this existed. And he goes, yeah, you add it on there. And I go, how's the scene? They do a scene thing and then they sell sheets.

[B]

Yeah, but they're expensive. Yeah, super chat sheets. Yeah.

[D]

And he goes, so now he's got room for the dogs and for himself.

[B]

Is it just him?

[D]

No, he and his wife, dogs, they.

[A]

Don'T like each other.

[D]

Maybe a kid every once in a while.

[B]

Just. They really don't like each other. Just don't like each other.

[C]

Your dogs are just adjusting.

[B]

They have their own. They have their own area.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And it like it's bedtime. You go to bed and they go to their rooms.

[D]

Oh, we just have the Schnauzer and Mr. Mittens, but they all go to Ronnie side.

[B]

They sleep on the bed. Protect her from your advances. Yeah, well, they can't sleep on you. They'll cut your hoses off and kill you.

[D]

He comes over every once in a.

[B]

While and touches the hose.

[D]

No.

[B]

As Mr. Mittens learned the phrase it's still alive.

[D]

Checks in every now and then.

[B]

Did you lose Pickles?

[A]

I forgot.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, hi, Mr. Mittens. Don't step on the hoses. You're adorable. He's trying to cut it off because Mr. Mittens hadn't had a good night's sleep in years. Turn that off. Morning sickness.

[D]

A woman in New Jersey is facing charges after she got into an argument standing in line at a Marshall's checkout. And the lady in front of her was a little slow, so the two got into an argument in line. Amber Thompson was the lady that was behind the victim. And while she was arguing with. You know, it got pretty heated. So she goes back, picks up a set of kitchen knives, pays for the knives, and goes out in the parking lot and stabs the other one.

[B]

They supplied her her goods. It's a one stop shop for murder. It was murder, by the way. Keith Morrison on Dateline doesn't say anything anymore. He just does the voice. Now I watch. He's standing in an island. He's on a road in Hawaii. This is a paradise to a lot of people. Or is it? Some people belong and some don't. And then there was the man in the hat tonight on Dateline. Like, what the hell? That doesn't. Then they just showed a guy with a hat in the road. Who was he? No one knows. Tonight on Dateline. Like, you didn't make you didn't sell a thing outside of your cool voice.

[A]

Was he Dr. Seuss now?

[B]

Yeah. Watched it. I'm like, that didn't. Who wrote that? Flagpole, car, chicken wire, fence, tree. Tonight on Dayline. He's just saying words.

[D]

There's a hot new trend for adult birthday parties. Hiring a magician. Google says.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know. Hot new trend.

[D]

A trend now people in their 20s are hiring them. Google says magician for hire searches are at all time high. Searches for party musicians.

[B]

Magicians. Not musicians. That.

[D]

Magicians.

[B]

Yeah, there you go.

[D]

For adults have also been trending over the past month. Tick Tock's all over the trend. That might be the reason why it's blowing up.

[B]

Well, Swift has a job and you can call him Magic man again.

[D]

Cosmo did a story and blame the trend on whimsy deficiency. They say the Gen Z had a rough go of it during the pandemic.

[B]

They want more whimsy in their lives. Yeah, well, they found it with AI making fat people to butter their jokes constantly. So whimsy deficiency solved. I'm so sick of people blaming the pandemic for why they're sad. Yeah, it's like when a woman has a 7 year old and still says she can't get rid of the baby weight. It's enough. Time has passed. You're over it. That's enough. If you're not, you're gonna have to face adversity in life. That was five years ago. It was weird. Sorry you fell behind in school. A little time's up on your whole woe is me party. It wasn't as bad as we thought. It was terrible. My kids aren't the same. And it's mothers again telling their kids, he's just not the same. Covid messed him up. And kids are like, I guess I'm messed up. You need a dad in the house. Just go knock it off. Covid's been over for years. Everybody's normal again. Stop acting like it stymied you so much.

[D]

We've got our hero of the week, Madison Bridles. She's from Moss Bluff. Moss Bluff, Louisiana. She works at a restaurant called Buda Tan, and she went by a table. A guy stood up, signal he's choking on something, gives him the Heimlich, saves his life. It's not the second time. She did it one other time. It wasn't the first time.

[B]

There you go. That's what he meant to say. Not the second time. Oh, we're guessing she performed it on.

[D]

Her father a year earlier. She said she's never formally trained.

[B]

It's not that hard. Toledo made it really difficult. No, he didn't. No, he didn't.

[C]

No, I didn't.

[B]

Toledo did a stein Becky, and let me hold him, George. And then he just started to whip me around the room.

[C]

And by the way, you didn't jump up.

[B]

You didn't do anything.

[A]

Because I knew I couldn't do anything about it.

[B]

I'm just like, man, I'm gonna watch me die.

[C]

At least I threw in an F.

[A]

Got my vodka soda. I was good. I was watching the show.

[B]

Yeah. Did they ever clean?

[A]

No, it was under Toledo and John. Right up under.

[B]

Yeah. We were at the end of the table, standing up in the restaurant, and Toledo. Toledo's doing his raggedy Andy impression of me, just flipping me around, just holding me by my stomach. And he's stronger than you think. And he's whipping me all over. I'm drooling and puking, and I don't know what's coming out of my nose. I got something jammed in my throat. And the lady delivered our drinks, titles and soda.

[A]

Here you go.

[B]

He's all right. I think he's breathing. He's gonna make it.

[D]

Hot taters.

[B]

Tough one. I've seen this before. Usually they turn purple by now. I think he's fine.

[A]

All the pigs are sitting there going, yeah, they just.

[B]

Rookie. Can't even eat a food at Texas crew. Not even. Gosh, Are you okay from the staff? A manager or something? Nobody came over after I sat back down. And she still had the nerve to bring more drinks and ask if we wanted anything else.

[A]

It's a daily occurrence.

[B]

Hey, don't date.

[A]

It ends in Y there.

[B]

But the Heimlich's not hard. You didn't save me with the Heimlich because I didn't have anything lodged. I thought you had that.

[D]

Would you.

[B]

Steakhouse swollen syndrome. Swelled up my esophagus with lava potato. Immediately scarred it. Terrifying.

[D]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[A]

Everybody's asking for the word.

[B]

Oh, geez. It's 806 tune. T u n e tune is the 8:00 clock word. Good job, Brett. So get on that and you can fire it off on our app. Tune is the 8 o' clock promo code word. Oh, God.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

There you go. First video was about starting. It's on a freeze frame. That is not good. Dude's got about a pound of snot hanging out. Just hanging out of his nose. It is a lot of snot.

[D]

So thick.

[B]

It is thick. It is Very thick, and it's.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Did it with his head. Oh. Oh.

[C]

That'S an infection is what that is.

[D]

It is. All right. That was.

[C]

That was like an icicle. That was about six inches of snot.

[D]

That might be the worst one yet.

[B]

Come on, Brady.

[A]

Class it up a little bit over there.

[B]

What are you doing?

[D]

All right, let's kill somebody, then.

[B]

All right.

[A]

All right. Yeah.

[D]

Scooter accident.

[B]

Take a drink.

[D]

Take a drink of your razzmatazz.

[B]

Give me a second.

[D]

Let me desensitize you the other way.

[B]

I ate that yellow pus.

[D]

Oh, it's total. Like Toledo said. That is infection.

[C]

Oh, it's a. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, he just shoved it in his nose, and it didn't like. Oh, my God.

[C]

And he didn't get all of it with the white.

[B]

No, he just pushed it up against his lips. Oh, I think I wish I'd have eaten this morning because something had to come up. That dry heave hurt. All right, I'm keeping the bucket handy.

[C]

I'm not putting it up again.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Good.

[D]

Semi truck, and a guy rams in the back with his scooter Scorpion.

[B]

Oh, it's just parked. I thought that was a frozen video. Oh, just ragged them himself. Oh, he just. He just hit a parked semi truck at top speed. He is texting and motorcycling.

[D]

What?

[B]

Oh, his body just turns all the way over. All right. Somehow that was easier to watch than the dude eating that snot.

[D]

This one will be. You'll like this one, but this year.

[B]

Yeah, something on some. Is that a woman's lip? Oh, is it a maggot? It's some sort of larva. Something's living in this woman's lip, and they pop it with tweezers. I think it's a maggot.

[D]

Yeah, I realize now it does kind of wiggle at the end.

[B]

Oh, gross. They can live under your skin.

[D]

You got maggot lip.

[B]

Oh, my God. It's like a tiny little onion with a head on it. Okay. Oh, my stomach. That hurt. That was legitimate. I don't know if I could.

[C]

No, I don't want to see it.

[B]

Let me see it, and I'll see if it gets me a second time. I think I got it this time. I think I got it. I don't know if I can watch him eat it again. That got me. My eyes are all.

[A]

You ready for the Heimlich, Toledo?

[B]

Here we go.

[C]

No, that's.

[B]

You.

[A]

Brought the video.

[B]

I can do it this time. All right. I got through it that time, though. Holy Smokes. Oh, tune. That's the word for the promo code for eight o'. Clock. Tune my tummy. All right, Bert, all right.

[C]

No snot videos.

[A]

No, I got no snot.

[B]

Snot ones are tough.

[A]

I got class over here. I'm not gonna.

[B]

I can watch discharge coming out of body parts. That. But snot. I don't know why that one.

[A]

Let's start off with a little.

[D]

This.

[B]

Oh, I think it's a woman. She's pooping out some cauliflower.

[E]

What are those?

[B]

Little baby soccer balls. Six coming out. I can see it. She's skinny too. This is a big one. This last one doesn't want to come out. 6, 7, 8. I thought these magic parties. Now I am. This is AI9. Wow. 9 Little Baby Soccer balls just came out of that Asian lady's butt.

[C]

About the size what a bocce ball maybe?

[B]

Yeah, they were the. You know, the novelty ones. The ones you get at the World Cup. All right. Mopeds at a stopped train track. This won't be good. Oh, guys going through. God, no. Oh, he's trapped on the train track.

[D]

Stupid.

[B]

Get off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[C]

Okay, how do you stay on the bike?

[B]

Yeah, the taxi driver is.

[A]

This other guy's like, eh.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Why is the train stopping? Just keep going. And now that the bar lifts, you guys are free to go. Train stopped. Wow. Two of those. Got two tickets to that too.

[A]

It was in Vietnam.

[B]

It was. Yeah, it said it on the train.

[A]

Yeah, I hear some fishing.

[B]

Some sort of weird thing going under a bridge in a poop river. That's the dirtiest river I've ever seen.

[A]

More Toledo's vacation videos.

[B]

We're. We're in Toledo Ville Thailito, we call it. And we're going to the other side of the bridge. A weird boat went under this bridge. Now we're crossing the street to look down to see what happened. Oh, it's electric. Oh, it's electric. Boogie, boogie, boogie. What is that thing? It's just this weird floating.

[D]

It might have hit.

[B]

And then for some reason the water is electrified and a dude touched it was. And burst into flames. He's the only one on this not boat. Boat. It looks.

[A]

I don't even know what it is.

[C]

It's one of those fish farms.

[B]

It's a fish farm. Yeah. You would know. This is where you got your meals when you were over there. Dude just burst into flames on the. The beautiful river that Toledo was bathing in for a couple months.

[A]

All right, how about a Little of this.

[B]

All right, there's a guy gimp with a mask. Oh, he's naked and attractive blonde woman is kicking him in the testicles. Very, very hard.

[D]

No.

[E]

God.

[B]

They've added Steve Carell in. No. All right, I'm with you. Oh, that was the first one. Second one back, too. Yeah, Some weird bar. All the chairs are stacked and they are. Yeah. That's a strange thing. Wow.

[D]

It's before. It's before they opened up.

[A]

Oh, here's one we haven't seen before. A little repelling merchant.

[B]

Hot girl. Is she naked coming in hot? Yeah, she is. She's in a thong and we're repelling. This is a sheer cliff. Oh, she's in a thong and she's doing tricks. She's upside down. She's very hot. It's interesting. There's Philip Seymour Hoffman. Now a scene from Mission Impossible. Yeah, she's gonna go straight down now, isn't she? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Oh, we should have paused. And what happens next? They are now mountain climbers hanging on the side of the mountain having sex. And they're attractive people, very healthy. And they're hanging on these. She has hairy armpits. No, I guess that was a shadow. I mean, the impressive. This is out. Oh, my God. She's bouncing off the mountain. And this is Sedona.

[C]

I was gonna say that looks familiar.

[B]

There in Sedona. She's getting groove back with her yoga instructor. That's exactly what's going on. That's what happens every time your wife goes. Me and the girls are going to Sedona to do yoga. Yep. And then Trent takes them out into the red rocks. How about that?

[A]

That was impressive. We haven't seen that one yet.

[B]

Yeah, I thought. I didn't think Sedona could get prettier, but that was pretty amazing. That naked lady having sex on the side of that hill was pretty good. I think that was white line at chicken point. Take the jeeps up there in a couple weeks and do some DNA tests. Get some ropes. Get some ropes and learn to climb. The broads are up there. They're just floating above us, man. There you go. Yikes. Thank you, Brett. No problem, Brady. Not so much with that snot guy. That's still. My throat still hurts. It's 8:14. The word you're putting in for the 8 o' clock hour is tune on the app.

[A]

You don't email.

[B]

Do not email. And don't text it. And don't do the. None of that. It's the App only. Now knock it off. It's Wednesday. You should know better. We've been doing this for three days now. Good luck. Tune is the word. Maybe it gets you a thousand bucks. How about that? It's 98. It's out of control now. Morning sickness. 98. Flying right along through a Wednesday, and everything's going swimmingly. We have our word right now. You got another few minutes to get the 8 o' clock word in the promo code. If you haven't heard it yet, the word is tune. You go to the app, you click on that thing, you hit the take it in the app button, and you find your eight o' clock square and put the promo code in there. T U N E. And a thousand bucks could be yours. That's how this works. We are certainly attempting to buy your affection, make you listen longer, download our app. It's all great for us if you guys play along. And then in the end, it'll be great for one of you. You can win prizes, though. If you're on the app and you listen on the app, you get prizes just randomly handed to you. Kind of. Same way with radio. When we phones work, but this guy says, I'm driving to work and you guys are on the radio, not the app. I open the app to enter the word when you provide it, but I'm not keeping it open or listening through it. Does this even count for you guys? I'm trying to help. I mean, earbuds apparently don't count, but I'm wondering how many do the same as what I'm doing. Yeah, if you're listening on the radio, everything's kosher. That's great. If you're listening on the app, that's great, too. But you can't listen to the app in your earbuds because nothing that just disappears into the vapor. We need you guys to listen on speakers. That's the cool part. If you can just turn it off a little bit. I know. I can't wait till David Lee gets, like, too old to do the job and nobody will tell him so. Yeah. Thank you, Andrew, for participating and asking those important questions of how do you listen to the radio in the modern times? Because even our executives have no idea. This one says, I'll download the app because you ask so very nicely. But why do the Bobs want us downloading the app? Seems every damn company wants you to get their app, and I think it's to collect data and sell extra app ads. Exactly. Adam, that is absolutely what is. Think about it. Radio as it lives in its beauty as a over the air transmission. We can't track you. It's the only thing left that can't track you anymore. Like, it doesn't follow you around. It doesn't. It doesn't algorithm you. It doesn't. It doesn't. So then they want us to do that.

[A]

Well, you're selling it.

[B]

I'm telling you, boy, sign me up. Look, the radio is awesome. Yeah, the app is just simply to bother you with all sorts of stuff forever and also sell you things. That's the world we live in. Everything you do isn't for you. It's for the company to find you again. I bought pair of jeans. Look, I'm wearing a hat today. I'm a shill. Mugsy jeans, I love them. I bought a pair of these jeans. They sent me a hat. And now I get texts every once in a while going, how the jeans working out? Like, they're great. Here's some more. Like, yeah, so I bought more. It works.

[D]

How about what we found out? I didn't know this about even xm.

[B]

Oh, yeah, XM can track you.

[D]

You're tracked.

[B]

Well, yeah, because you're triangulated to satellites. Radio is the only thing that doesn't follow you around all the time, and we're abandoning it as radio. So one thing we should be embracing, saying constantly, hey, we're not chasing you all over the place. We're not gonna bug you later. We're free. And yet the Bobs have screwed that up and made it so it's like, how do we get them to. How do we get him to listen? I want to follow them around. They're all perverts. Every one of our. They're all perverts. They just want to follow you around and get in your pants, get in your business, sell you stuff. They're weirdos. These radio executives are nuts. If anything, we should be a bunch of, like, minimalists who embrace the idea that over the airwaves is no government interference. They can't steal your passwords, none of what. But now we can't, because we got that app anyway. Download that immediately, please. This guy says you talked about bruises on a bike ride this morning. That ain't nothing compared to what I just dealt with. I'm recovering from shingles. What I thought was a bug bite last Sunday put me through the worst pain I've ever felt in all my life. I'm 62 years old. If you're over 50, get that shingle shot or suffer these consequences. I have they sent me pictures of the progression of it. I don't know how anti vax you'd have to be until you see, my aunt had shingles really bad. And it looked like somebody just stripped her skin off down the center of her. It was horrifying.

[A]

My dad, too, he's still scarred from it. This was 30 years ago.

[B]

Yeah. It's just brutal. And yeah, I'm not an anti vaxx guy. I don't care. Again, I can't complain about what I put in my body because the things I put in my body are horrific. Like, I never.

[D]

Whatever you're doing, it's blocking shingles.

[B]

Right? Right. I don't know what it is, but the things I stuff in my body are gross. No, I'm gonna blame Brett for that. Didn't mean it that away. But the ingredients and stuff. So I can't sit and claim that I'm, you know, I would never put that in my body. And maybe they're trying to track you too. That's the other thing. Nanobots. I don't know what's going on. I'm way too dumb and way too behind it to try to ever figure out what fixes what. But I do know this. I don't want that shingles. So every time I go to like a Walgreens and I see that little sandwich board shingle shots inside, I think about it. That's that look.

[D]

I'm thinking about it for a year.

[B]

Now to get them. I know. And I never do it. And I know, you know what? How I know this is going to end me with shingles? Because I keep going, oh, I need to do that. And it's not because I'm trying to fight the good fight. Not. I'm just too lazy. I gotta go get that shot. In fact, I might do it today, y'. All. Yuck. Anyway, also, I. This is officially confirmed now, and I believe the date. I have to check again, make sure you've heard the commercials for it. Yeah. On November 12th, William Shatner's coming back to town. We're going to screen the Wrath of Khan. Now, seven years ago, I was asked to moderate this and host and be on stage with the great William Shatner. It was an awesome night for me. I loved every second of being in his presence and feeling like the energy of William Shatner and sitting across from him, just the two of us on stage was. It was weird, surreal. They called me back, they asked, do you want to do this again? And I said, of course. And I said I had an idea. Because that night I was with William Shatner seven years ago. Caliendo. Frank Caliendo came with me and we hung out with William Shatner's dressing room for about an hour before the show. Actually. I was prepping some stuff for the. For the stage thing. Just getting questions ready and all this stuff. And Shatner and Frank were just chatting about things. And I was kind of in and out of the conversation, but it was great. And I said, I don't know if he remembers this. And he didn't. But Frank Caliendo would also like to be part of this. He's gonna co host the thing with me. And we have a couple of, like, ideas, hopefully. And Shatner's in on it. They called him and they said, the guy who did it last time is gonna do it again. He wants to bring comedian Frank Caliendo on there, too. And he goes, I very much want to do that. I think that'll be fun.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

He said, so he's gonna be up there. Frank's gonna be. And what the plan is. Cause he's got a couple stories about, like, Terry Bradshaw and the great. The new superstar of the last two weeks, Stephen Hawking. He hung out with Hawking. So then Frank and I were just going to reenact his stories real quick after. It's like Hawking and Shatner. Or then I'd be Shatner and he'd be Terry Bradshaw and just kind of add a little weird element to this already. Great show. Tickets are available. You can check it out 98kupd.com or just Google search. William Shatner in Phoenix. It's over at the orpheum Theater. It's November 12th. And just as a little teaser for that Toledo. Nice job. We interviewed William Shatner back in July. July about this. And we didn't air it because it was too far away. But now we're like, we'll get it closer. This is before we knew that I was going to host it. This is the great William Shatner chatting with us about his big show coming up November 12th. We're very excited for this. It's awesome. Here's William Shatner, Everybody. All right, Mr. Shatner, are you there?

[E]

I am here. And I've. If I were to choose a name for a show. Yeah, the last name I would think of using is Morning Sickness is a vomitus kind of tinge to the whole. Morning sickness. Yes, Serious.

[B]

It's a very. It's a. First off, it's 24 years old, this show, so it worked despite Its ridiculous name. And yeah, it's a very, you know, it's something men don't talk about enough, so we focus heavily on women's crime. What's that?

[E]

Is it still Holmberg?

[B]

That's me. Yeah.

[E]

So are you a relative or did you put your name in front of the guy?

[B]

Oh, the original Homeberg is me. He hasn't passed away quite yet. I'm getting up there, though.

[E]

So. Wait a minute. You've had the show 24 years?

[B]

Yes. How about that?

[E]

That's wild.

[B]

That's not bad. And you and I, we have. I. Last time you brought Wrath of Khan here to town, I was the guy with you on stage. I helped out here in Phoenix and did.

[E]

No kidding. That handsome man.

[B]

That handsome bastard was me.

[E]

I'm so pleased to come back. Are you gonna join me?

[B]

I would love to. Am I invited to join you again?

[E]

You mean on stage? I don't know. Somebody else books it.

[B]

Yeah. All right. Well, if they book it, I'd be happy to do it. If not, I'll be happy to be in the crowd for it as well. Mr. Shatner, I believe someone's breaking into your home right now. Do you need to take a break?

[E]

Yeah. It's a squirrel. And it's a fearsome squirrel. Mac. Hey, hey, hey.

[B]

There you go. Well done. Listen to that.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

That's dog training. I haven't seen the likes of since Boys of Brazil. That was impressive. Well done.

[E]

That's right. Well, the same breed.

[D]

Cut.

[E]

Pierce, they're Dobermans.

[B]

You got them under control? I like.

[E]

They have a. Yeah, no, I mean, the squirrels are just. You never know what a squirrel's gonna do.

[B]

They'll get you.

[E]

A squirrel could bite.

[B]

They could. They can hurt you because you stay inside. Let the dogs handle this. That's the thing. Last time you were here, we did the squirrel. We did the raspcon. You gave me advice last time we were here that said, the key to happiness in life is a good mattress. Do you still believe that to be true?

[E]

Yes, it's absolutely true. Especially because you're hanging in there 24 years behind a microphone. You never leave home. You got the same, the show's over, you walk on my mom dare. Okay, what do you want for dinner? Well, I don't care. And you get the same thing for dinner.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

In my case, I never know where I'm going to be. Like, I'm going to be in your city.

[B]

Phoenix.

[E]

On Phoenix. And Arizona. Right.

[B]

That's where we are still.

[E]

And what date AM I.

[B]

On November 13th at the Orpheum Theater.

[E]

Okay. So, no, November 13th will be another voyage of unknown. I don't know what mattress I'm gonna have. I don't know what pillow. It's usually bad. And the more expensive the hotel, the less likely you're going to sleep. I mean, it's torture. Being on the road is a real torture for. Everybody goes on the road unless they're in their own bus. And I've never been. I never slept in a bus. But can you imagine with 14 guys and some girl who's being passed around on the bus? And you don't want to do any of that. You want to just get a nice hotel room with a good mattress and that's impossible to find.

[B]

That's right. And you don't need those other 14 guys, just the girl. Right.

[E]

And you don't need the girl.

[B]

Yeah. Well, you could. I mean, you're gonna sleep a little better if she does her job right? But still, it's impressive so that we don't.

[E]

We don't even talk about that. Yeah, we don't even. That's not a part of the picture. The girl doesn't enter into it at all. It's the 14 guys you got to worry about.

[B]

That's more sound advice. You're sage. You're. You're. You're an oracle of information.

[E]

Have a good mattress and watch out for the 14 guys. That's success on the road.

[B]

That's there. That's going to get you through most days. Let me ask you this. You've been to space since I've last spoken with you.

[E]

I know.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[E]

There was no mattress there. There was no mattress there either.

[B]

Did it. Was it. Did it live up to expectations? I've seen your interviews, and where you were. We were. You felt like it was the greatest thing ever. But, I mean, what if. As time has passed, what do you. What do you think about when you think of that trip?

[E]

Well, that's an interesting question, because when I exited the spaceship, I found myself weeping.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Crying uncontrollably.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And I wondered why. And I went off into a corner. Everybody else tossing champagne around, and I went into a corner. What is the matter with you? There's all these cameras, and I'm weeping uncontrollably. And I realized that because I've been, I guess, put it simply, an ecologist, but followed the arc of destruction that our world is being subjected to, that I fought. I have tried my best to take on causes, and I'm aware I'm very. I'm hyper aware of global warming. And I was struck by how vulnerable our planet is, how fragile everything is. You know, I'm a pilot. I know that above 12,500ft you need oxygen.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

So two miles above the surface of the planet, you can't live. You got a handful of dirt that is supplying the food. It's like what, six inches soil.

[B]

Yeah. Around.

[E]

We're so vulnerable. We're so tragically vulnerable that the fact that we don't take care of our planet, this beautiful interconnected planet, was. Is such a tragedy that I saw it more fully on that trip and I realized that's why I was weeping. I was in grief for our planet.

[B]

Really. Did it make you more hopeful or more cynical?

[E]

Well, I'm, you know, I talk to people about the future and so many, so many very bright people and companies are striving to do their best to take the plastic out of the air, the ocean and the. And the ground and the carbon dioxide and all the ills that we're promoting. There are a large number of people striving to mitigate those effects. But we're being overwhelmed by people who don't believe. Yeah, I mean, it's like, I don't believe that. I need a breath to live that global warming exists. I mean, we're seeing a result, a result that can't be turned around with these terrible rains that are happening in the south west. These terrible rains are part of global warming, part of the fact that the air heats up, the molecules get more separated, they can contain more water, and the rains become more profound, and that's what's happening. And in that moment, when I saw this little blue dot in the middle of this blackness, I thought the beauty of life, the stuff that we look at every day we take for granted. Like, while I'm talking to you, I'm looking out at trees. Do you know the trees communicate with each other? The trees not only communicate with pheromones, but communicate by electrochemical signals sent along fungi. Send it along the mycelium of fungi. Our brains work on electrochemical signals sent along a nerve, much like a fungi.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And the relationship of trees and us is so profound.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

We're more alike than unlike a tree.

[B]

Yeah. It's all interconnected. It's crazy.

[E]

Everything is interconnected in this beautiful thing we call Earth. And we take it for granted and throw a plastic bottle in the refuge.

[B]

Just chuck it on the side of the road. Do you, as that kind of person who is connected that way ever. Because this just hit me a couple weeks ago. I watched you with Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and I was watching a bunch of his stuff, and he broke out the action.

[E]

Wasn't that something?

[B]

Amazing. But then he broke out. The speeds were constantly going. We're at a million point three miles an hour around the galaxy, 87,000 miles around the sun, and a thousand miles an hour around a day. And it's just this craziness that has to keep happening for this to keep working. And you're right. And then we go about with the flippant nonsense of chucking bottles out our windows and not caring about what it is, because in the end, it's just this tiny little thing we got to protect.

[E]

I look on with horror at the. I'm in California, at the California highways. I mean, it's like third world country. Nobody thinks about putting the garbage in a bag, for crying out loud. They throw it out the window, and it's literally the highways. It's. It's. It's a blasphemy for me to see the garbage on the sides of roads and things that people don't care about, don't think about.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, not enough funds in the government send out cleaning trucks all the time. It's a mess.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And we. We got to do something about it, otherwise it'll all blow up.

[B]

Yeah. Well, I'm not having any children. I think you gave me that advice a long time ago as well. And I. I respect that, too. Thank you. Yeah.

[E]

Squirrels are good.

[B]

Squirrels are just as good.

[E]

Squirrels.

[B]

Let's talk about you coming to town. You're going to be here November 13th doing Rathicon. Now, I did this last time with you, and I'm telling you, it was one of the most fun things I've been a part of in doing this show for 24 years. You were incredibly entertaining. You were gracious, amazing person to work with up on stage. And it was all yours. I had nothing to do with it. You made me feel like I had something to do with it. So, first off, thanks. Second, why are you still doing this? You could stop doing this at any given time. You keep wanting to go on the road and be part of this, and we're grateful for it. But why do you keep.

[E]

You know what it does? It validates me. I'm an entertainer. And so I've got a hit show on called the Unexplained. Maybe another one coming on soon. I appear and I did an appearance with Neil DeGrasse Tyson for on stage. I've got stage things going. I go to conventions with some frequency and talk like you and I are talking. I'm busy actor at my age and working like this and, and seeing people and making money and all is part of my validation as an entertainer.

[B]

So it's actually an insecurity that you must feed.

[E]

Well, you know, insecurity is you tremble at the, at the tsunami of age related things and approaching death and I mean, there's all kinds of complications if you're aware. If you think about it, what's it going to be like when I die and I don't want to die and leave this wonderful earth and miss talking to people like you. And it's complicated. And so the more I can do what I do, the more alive I feel.

[B]

Well, that's awesome. We'll stay that way. Keep doing all that stuff and don't stop. I hate that they're wrapping us up. That makes me angry. I want to talk to you for hours on end because you were the most interesting person going right now. A guy who's been to space, both fake and real, and done amazing things on TV and movies and everything else. And evidently you're not done yet. And for that we thank you. You November 13th, you're going to be here in Phoenix, Orpheum Theater, Wrath of Khan to. And maybe, just maybe, you'll put in a good word for me and I can help again.

[E]

Indeed I will. And then the film will play. Excuse me. The film will play in a refurbished state and then I'll come on stage afterwards and try and amaze and amuse you.

[B]

And I. And I've seen it before. You will do it, William Shatner. Thank you so much. And they hung up. I was trying to cut him. It's not me. He was awesome. It's out of control now. 98 KUPD Goldberg's morning sleeper. Morning sickness. Bloody dude. There you go. Great topics I have to share with you the. The non sequiturs. I occasionally get an email thanks to the fact that not everybody's listening at the same time to the same thing. Sometimes people will listen to yesterday's show today while we're on an email about yesterday's topics and I have to think.

[D]

About for a response.

[B]

Yesterday I brought up how awesome it is to be bald. You call me three minutes. I'll be out the door loving every second of it. A man named Don Bubbles with the subject. Nice try. Jew says being bold rules because you can piss and leave the house in three minutes. It's called a hat, dipstick. Next thing you know, you're going to tell us why being ugly is awesome and having a huge nose is great. Keep your Jew trickery to yourself. Signed, Don Bubbles. Well, thanks, Don Bubbles Don, for being right on time with us today. That's awesome. Answering yesterday's emails. Today we are the Arizona Republic. Anyway, so there you go, Brett. We're running late. It's your Rock wars. To pick topics were given to you several. One of which, if you choose it, I'm going to shut you off.

[E]

Why?

[B]

That was Brady. Being Brady was brilliant. No, it was a horrible phase. Brilliant. Brady panders to you. No, Brady doesn't mean that he panders to you. Brady likes being accepted and he'll. Look, if Brady was in a Klan rally, he'd be the first one to say the N word. He. He wants to fit in.

[D]

That's not true.

[B]

Well, or maybe not first. That's true. You'd have to hear it a few times ago. We're saying that. Okay, Brady would 6, 7. He'd be a 67 guy if it was the thing people in there, in the hospital were doing. So don't do that one because it's hilarious. He just wants you to laugh. So we did it. Very funny, but inappropriate suggestion. What do you got for us, Love Boat? You know what?

[A]

We were talking about the skims earlier, so let's just do a song for their commercial.

[B]

The ultimate bush is what it's called. You know, somebody pointed out to me that. Remember the story I told you that girl, that Denise girl that was showing me her cans in seventh grade and they were ample, large, adult sized female cans. And she was in seventh grade, and I was in seventh grade. She was going into eighth. I was going into seventh. I think that's.

[D]

It was a.

[B]

The weekend before labor Woman. Yeah. No, I was going after it, man. Well, she's developed and I was into that. And we were doing stuff in a. A bunch of oleanders, hiding from her father in the front yard. And she wanted me to do stuff to her boobs. And I didn't know what to do. And then I got nervous because I didn't have any pubes. And I'm like, she's gonna expect pubes. So I ran home and I drew them on with the first pen I found, which was blue. Blue ink pubes. And then I went back outside thinking that that would fool someone. These skims that Kim Kardashian came up with would have been gangbusters for me that day. Just Cut a hole down the center. Throw those on like Ed Gein. Flop it out of the front.

[D]

Little fly.

[B]

Put a little fly in it and just like look at all the pubes. Just so long as she didn't start. Start pulling on the straps. But they're flesh colored. So I started to kind of change my mind about these pubic panties that Kim Kardashian invented called the ultimate bush. And you're saying they need a. A marketing branding theme song. Yes. Okay. I'm banning your AI. I've got a huge. Let's just.

[A]

Let's just ban AI songs.

[B]

Okay? AI songs are banned.

[A]

And as the band Bush, you know, Come on.

[B]

Excellent. Yeah, Bush's banned this week. And of course, the regular Slayer, Metallica, they're all out. All right. If you have any suggestions for a, you know, it's a marketing meeting basically today. How do we market these pubic underpants that are sold out? Skims made underwear that looks like you're got a natural pubic situation. It's gross. And they sold out. Ladies want it, but they want it to be temporary. It's called up C to pay. And you can try them on anytime you want and borrow for your friends, which is even grosser. Come. And I shouldn't say it that way. They're available and 16 or 17 different colors so your curtains don't have to match the carpet. If you want to help out [e-mail] did we. Yeah, we got the loot is the word. By the way, somebody just emailed me. You can text 97936 or you can call us 585-9800. We'll have our suggestions for Rock wars next. Holmberg's morning sickness. That's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only around these parts. That's Rock Wars. It's brought to you by our friends over there, of course, at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over 100,000American dollars. No credit needed. Top dollar paid with the entire process just taking seven minutes. All right. Mo Money pawn dot com. Not really on time there. Brett liked the idea of a marketing meeting theme for a advertising campaign for skims. Brand new ultimate bush underpants. They are panties that come with a bush. Ew.

[A]

Susan's gonna hire you for downstairs.

[B]

You don't have to do it anymore yourself. It comes with a Bush scams. The ultimate bush beer. So a theme song for this. If we were the. The. If we were the Louis Moses. If we were the team Putting together this ad campaign. Who would you like to go first?

[A]

Well, you keep going back and forth, so let's hear what you got.

[B]

Well, initially, and I don't know what you guys chose initially, I chose something, and it angers me. Me, because when I think of unshaven genitalia, I think immediately of Janis Joplin, and I can't help it. And I think she's the most overrated female singer in the history of music. And I know Tripp's gonna come down. You're out of your mind. Voice of my generation, like. And that's why your generation sucked, you hippies. But I don't want to think about the bad side. So I thought of, like, who could put those panties on and it wouldn't make me turn away. The spokesperson for my campaign is Shakira with she wolf. I think it's perfect. Bring me a little she wolf. Make that broad hairy. Imagine Shakira walking in and she's got those on, and you're like, you know what doesn't bother me. Listen, you can just see her ass when she sings. Even on the radio. She wolf. The ultimate bush. It comes with your panties. Stop saying it. All right, that's what I got. She wolf. Hit it, Brittany.

[D]

Mine was a no brainer because, well, she's promoting the bush. She's promoting Jungle Love. I'm letting more stay in the time. Take it over. Get those skin hussies walking out on.

[B]

The Runway doing their march in their different colored pubes.

[C]

Brett can't vote for you.

[B]

You should be pandering. You are pandering your bread again. Damn it. I'm gonna put Brady on top. It is the big jungle down there. I gotcha. All right. Well done, Jungle Love. Oh.

[A]

Okay, now, the first time this song I heard was in the movie. Yeah, first time I heard the song was in the movie Clerks. And when I think about, like, when I think about, like, somebody, you know, pulling down their pants and seeing somebody wear skims, I think that they got Chewbacca in a headlock. This is Chewbacca from Supernova.

[B]

I forgot about this song. I completely forgot about Chewbacca. All right, game over. God damn it. Brett's two in a row not even putting it to a vot.

[A]

Drive around singing this.

[B]

Trick. Just let it go.

[A]

It's only a minute 20.

[B]

Yeah, you win. All right, hold on. We'll just let it finish. New scandal. They'll make you feel like a movie star. Like Chewbacca. Now your underwear comes with a bush. I know that's it. I'm familiar with it.

[E]

It.

[B]

Damn it, Brett. He's on a Rock wars roll. Chewbacca is a great one. Totally forgot about that. What was that, like 93? 94?

[A]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

[B]

Great choice. And that. 94.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

God damn it. You know what? This shouldn't count as much because we had to help him for like 10 minutes. Pick a topic and then he pulls this gem out of his.

[A]

That's even worse because I didn't have any idea going in.

[B]

I know. They're like, nat nailed it. You're getting too much credit for this. This is a team effort. Son of a. That's a great one. Chewbacca anus. All right, there you go. Brett wins again. There's no reason even ask John. John. Come on. You would have gone with Brady. Wow. Really? Jungle love beats Chewbacca. It is a great song, but fits. I'm glad when you guys think of female body parts, you think of Chewbacca and the time before Skims.

[A]

Yeah, absolutely.

[B]

I don't know. I like to. It's out of control now, by the way, if you're interested and if you're watching the Ed Gein thing on Netflix or have watched it, it brought back a long lost favorite of this show's the Positas. If you can manage to get through a couple of those scenes where the coroner is tearing up by that naked lady. She's got. Her nipples are hard the whole time. And I don't think dead bodies do that. But in the Ed Gein show there's a lot of weird dead nudity. And if you can manage to get through that tug one, you're a better man. It's the pause and toss. Good luck. It's the mountain topper. It teaches you how to last longer when you're looking at grotesque things on television and trying to pleasure yourself. I don't know why they did that. That seems like a director's mistake. Are you watching it?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

When the lady's on the slab, she's got hard nipples the whole time. And I know for a fact that dead bodies don't have hard nipples. I've seen it. They can't. They don't. There's no pertness to that. And I thought about it. When I'm watching my young lady's clearly alive still, they're gutting her. Which episode are you on? Two.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. You don't know.

[D]

And how much like the background on. You know it more than I. I didn't know there's much that. That much of the Nazi stuff.

[B]

Oh yeah. I was. He was big into the. Well that's the one reason that you.

[D]

Know, the German background.

[B]

He had a family, a lot of problems. But he was introduced to the sexual. Is his sexual introduction was that Nazi lady and then comic. And then the pictures that he and that weird girl shared where they would look at pictures of bodies and then he associated the two things as sexual. But he also had that going before Ed Gein's like it's a. It's a great study. He lived into his 70s. Yeah. He was. He died in prison. Yeah. Oh yeah. And you said he died on my birthday. Ed Geen died 1984. Yeah. Brady reminded me of that. That was my birthday party theme that year. We had to change it up last minute. We found out Geen died. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] that's the home of tactical black self defense training. And yeah, there's Ed Geins out there. Everybody's fascinated by it and acts like, ooh, this is weird. It was real. There's an Ed Gein out there looking at you all the time. In fact we got one in our sales department the same name. Crazy. You never know. But yeah, you never know when somebody weird's gonna enter your life. Certainly should be able to handle yourself. And some of that stuff is just really mind blowing how people just going about their daily business ended up with Ed Geen in their lives. Yikes. Not to say it's going to happen, but it could. And that's not a good feeling. Might as well be prepared for some sort of weirdness to happen in your life and be a better person. Become a sheepdog, not a sheep. You'll walk around with your head buried in your phone all day. Bad people see that in worst case scenario they're going to edge and you know, not so great scenario. They're going to try to steal from you or do something terrible. Just be more aware. Awareness is key. And if awareness doesn't get you through to the next level, know how to handle yourself. Your confidence will soar. You'll be in great shape. It's an awesome place. Reactdefense.com that's the home of tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[C]

John, are you pavlovian trying to get me hard while looking at a dead body?

[B]

I'm telling you it's very strange. The old mountain in the old days we did a thing called the Paws and Toss. Great movies with Scenes that you could tug to. That was before Internet porn was such a thing. The show is old. 25 years. And then I started to say, well, you know, you can also do the Mountain Topper, which was. Which started with Angie Everheart's dead body in the movie Jade. And I had such a crush on Angie Everhart going into that. Any chance of her being naked, I took. So I paused it and I'm like, I wonder if I can do this. And I did. It took longer, but it taught me to focus. It, you know, it hones your skills like a Japanese ninja. You get focused, you get stronger, and then you start saying, what else can I do this to? That I shouldn't. Then you find weird nude scenes and that aren't, like, sexy, and you try to close her up. This is one that it has. It's been a long time since we've had one. There it is. Because they don't do nudity in movies a lot anymore. Ed Gein and the coroner. Have at it, kids.

[D]

The list.com just gathered up a little list of folks that have soiled their reputations in 2025, possibly for good. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. Why the takeover of Venice for their wedding wasn't received well by locals. Came off to the rest of the world as grotesque and excessive.

[B]

It was.

[A]

Don't care.

[D]

Jeff's also falling out of favor for editorial shifts at the Washington Post. Okay, for the vanity trips to space.

[A]

What about.

[B]

Why is that a vanity. Awesome. Isn't it like saying somebody had a car in 1909 and they were taking vanity drives down the road? Of course you are. You have a rocket. You have a spaceship at your disposal.

[C]

Any Lamborghini owner.

[B]

Exactly. Yes. It's a vanity thing. It's awesome. If I had a spaceship, I guess I'd be taking some vanity trips into space. How awful would it be to be my friend and you come to my house? Hey, John, what's going on? Hey, Brady. Want to watch tv? What I really want to do is play with your rocket. Well, no, of course I'm taking you up in the rocket.

[D]

Well, the point you're talking about brings to the second person on the list, Katy Perry.

[B]

Well, she is kind of weird.

[D]

Criticism over the most recent Blur Blue origin flight.

[B]

Yes, well, she was a weirdo and made it about herself. Make it about the rocket. That's fine. She started singing to the camera. She wasn't even looking around.

[D]

At space number three was Blake Lively.

[B]

That's more on point because she was. It turned out her Reputation. We found out who she really is. She was horrible.

[D]

Then the person that put this list together had to be a woman because the fifth one was Leonardo DiCaprio.

[B]

Why? Oh, because the 25 year old girls.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, wait, yeah.

[A]

Moved up a notch in my.

[B]

He's right. It was a woman that put this together because no man is getting mad at Leo for that. Wait a minute. He figured out a system where you trade him in at 25 and nobody sued him or tried to kill him yet.

[A]

I'm on Rushmore.

[B]

Yeah. And it's just a parade of him. He never takes a break. No, there's one in waiting at all times. No man is going to put he's on a list. Boy, that sullies his reputation in my eyes. Said no man, I know you've been.

[D]

Waiting for this, but K Fed is finally coming out with his memoir.

[B]

I read some excerpts today and the.

[D]

Big one that they came out with was. He's talking about how Brittany with the boys, when they would put him to bed, they woke up a couple of times and there she was holding a knife, standing by the bed, protecting them.

[B]

She's saying she's, yeah, we've all done it.

[C]

Pray that you did it.

[D]

I did it.

[C]

Come on.

[B]

Brady had Kirby sleep in the room with the knife just in case she was protecting Brady. He also said she's probably gonna die if nobody pays attention. Which by the way, Uncle John's been saying for how long?

[D]

He's been saying it from the get go.

[B]

Yeah, no, me, I've been saying that for years. I'm like, if somebody doesn't stop laughing at Britney's unhinged Instagram dances and get her help. I've been saying it since the Free Britney guy. I'm like, you can't free her. She's nuts. She needs people to keep an eye on her.

[C]

You said it. She came out of conservatorship and she.

[B]

We got five or six years left.

[D]

And that's what K Fed should have come out of that.

[B]

Nope.

[D]

But then Britney's PR person said, look, the spousal support is done. That's why he's coming out with his book. That's kind of.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And maybe, but who cares?

[D]

Not getting the dough.

[B]

They said that his the Britney's team said, oh, he's just cashing in on her name. He's like, yeah, he had two babies with a lunatic. The stories he has are endless. She's in the public eye. Of course somebody's going to cash in on it. Why shouldn't it be him? And she's not paying him anymore and the kids are old and he's got to be like, hey, I'm going to spill the beans on this. There was probably an agreement while she paid him that he couldn't talk. And he just compiled story after story going, this is crazy. People need to know, like, Britney, everybody who's like trying to be nice to her isn't in reality because she's not going to make it. And whatever the f she's doing with the dances and the crazy, it's not good. And nobody's in her on her side saying, you got to stop. Like, we need, you need help. So she doesn't have anybody closer. I hope this book helps.

[D]

Recent interview with Michael J. Fox. He told him he was talking about how he wanted to die. He's like hoping, I just want to go to bed one day and not wake up. He says, I just want to go out. Not in a dramatic fashion.

[B]

The day the shaking stops, I don't.

[D]

Want to trip over furniture, smash my head.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Let me go to sleep.

[B]

Y you know, he can arrange that. Looking at those last couple videos of him, I'm like, man, if he can get him in his mouth, I'd eat all the pills. Yeah, I, I, I feel so terrible thinking of Michael J. Fox not making it. But I don't want to see a news story where he does fall down and smash his head and, and live. Yeah. And now he's just a vegetable that's shaking around. Around.

[C]

It's got to be so frustrating to be clear headed and just not in control of your body.

[B]

And nobody hates Michael J. Fox. Like, everybody loves him. So if you care about him, you're like, please let this happen before he does have something terrible go wrong.

[C]

You feel guilty watching him act like anything recently.

[B]

He's still acting. What have you seen him in recently?

[C]

He was in. Let me, let me pull that up. He was on, I think Apple TV series.

[D]

What he wanted to be.

[B]

Oh, he wanted to be on shrinking. Yeah. I don't want him on there already. Hard enough watching Harrison Ford age. Yikes.

[D]

Finally, ultimate classic rock. Put a list together of the rock rock's most hated songs.

[B]

Okay. Ever.

[D]

That's what they're saying right now.

[B]

Oh, I've got my choices. Here's what Jimmy Buffett's not on the list. That doesn't really count.

[D]

Shiny happy people. Rm we don't. We didn't start the fire. Billy Joel.

[B]

Oh, so stuff that's just been burned to death.

[D]

The studio. Phil Collins, Kokomo, the Beach Boys.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Number one, they had. I don't want to miss a thing. Aerosmith.

[B]

Aerosmith. When they ruined their entire reputation. Completely horrible.

[D]

Yours would be.

[B]

I mean, if you're talking songs. Yeah, yeah. That Aerosmith song. I've made no bones about that being about as bad as it gets.

[A]

Margaritaville for me.

[B]

Well, Margaritaville's just awful.

[A]

Terrible.

[C]

The reason, More than a feeling.

[B]

How do you hate Boss so much? It's not that bad. I mean, the Doors, to me, all their crap stink. Janice Joplin. If I heard me and my dad McGee like this. Who allowed this? Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? She's the voice of a generation. What was wrong with that generation could they not hear? She's horrible. They called her a songstress once.

[D]

Yuck.

[B]

So, yeah, she's on my list. But Aerosmith is the most disappointing one because the song that came out out sullied all their great stuff prior. They were so great up to then. That is such a bad song for a band like that. How about you, Money?

[D]

Because I played it so much the. Oh, Billy Joe or Billy Idol redid it, but it was.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, monty. Monty. What's that? What is yours? Margaritaville.

[A]

Margaritaville or Cheeseburger in Paradise?

[B]

Anything.

[A]

They go both.

[B]

Yeah, I don't even count that because all of his stuff sucks. Oh, yeah?

[A]

What's that, Finn?

[B]

I don't know. Don't. Brady. Anyway, yeah, there's a lot of bad ones to choose from that made it. You know what my least favorite song in the history of songs are? Oh, it's the Coconut of songs. And ironically, they mentioned it. It. It starts off with that. Put the Lime in the Coconut. Oh, my God.

[C]

Who is that?

[B]

Mungo Jerry.

[C]

Oh, that's right.

[B]

E. Gads. That's a bad one. And then, of course. Is he gonna do it?

[D]

I'm gonna bring it up.

[C]

Is that their other one, or is that the same song?

[D]

That's Bungo Jerry.

[B]

That's.

[D]

That's.

[B]

That song's also awful. Summertime is also just absolutely dreadful. Is that the same one as the Lime and the Coconut?

[D]

I don't. I know, but I don't think.

[B]

Oh, this drives me nuts.

[A]

This is in the Summertime.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, this is terrible. I forgot about this.

[B]

Oh, this is.

[C]

Does it even list another song from them?

[A]

Yeah. All right, all right, all right. And Baby Jump.

[D]

I think the Lime and the Coconut is different.

[B]

Not. Is it. Yeah. This. This is all. This is Mungo Jerry, this is also one I can't stand. What's lime in the coconut? That's a bad one.

[D]

I know. I'm trying to remember the.

[B]

It puts the lime in the coconut. It's an Adam Sandler. Before he existed. I hate it. All right, that's it. We're done. Larry's coming up. He's going to help explain a lot more stuff to you. Then at 2 o', clock, Shan Man's in for fits and he is going to give you more code words. Yes. Oh, just this note. This is.

[A]

It's. This is. I think it's a remix.

[B]

I want to punch this guy so hard.

[D]

Who's the artist?

[A]

The hit crew is what it says. So it's probably a cover of the original.

[B]

Yeah, this is. I'd rather watch that guy eat snot from earlier this morning. Oh, it's so annoying.

[D]

Maybe it is.

[B]

Yuck. Anyway, Shan Man's filling in at 2:00'. Clock. You guys get your chance to get more qualifications for the great take it in the app program we've got going on. Get your app ready and I'll tell you right now, earn is the word that's coming. Two o'. Clock. Don't do it yet. Gotta wait goes there. John, Larry's next. You guys have yourselves a fantabulous Wednesday and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning. Sickness. It's out of control now.