10-16-25 - BR - THU - Psychologist Gives Tips On How To Increase Connection w/Your Spouse As We Argue The Answer Is Sex - Brady Hips Us To The IG Page Disabled Cuties

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness – 10-16-25: "Psychologist Gives Tips on Increasing Connection w/ Spouse as We Argue Answer Is Sex – Brady Hips Us to Disabled Cuties IG"

Date: October 16, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Shaylon
Theme: Exploring "simple" ways to improve relationships—hosted banter on psychologist marriage advice (with comedic, often raunchy responses), and a segment diving into the world of "Disabled Cuties" on Instagram.

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Episode Overview

Today's episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a no-holds-barred, comedic look at advice for marital connection from a psychologist—advice the crew mostly dismisses in favor of their own, typically sexual, solutions. The show also veers into irreverent social media territory as Brady introduces the Instagram page "Disabled Cuties," prompting both curiosity and crude humor. Throughout, the hosts riff on topics ranging from Halloween candy odds to unusual viral videos, always keeping the tone loud, unfiltered, and unapologetically male.

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1. Marital Advice: Psychology vs "Simple" Solutions

Key Segment: [07:24–16:48]

Psychologist's Tips and The Cast's Reactions ([07:24])

• Psychologist's 3 Quick Tips for Connection:
  • Give full, undivided attention for at least one minute a day—no multitasking, no phone.
  • Share daily gratitude (“one thing you appreciated”).
  • Morning check-in: Ask what they're carrying that you can support.

The Crew’s Take:

• Brady’s Only Tip: Sex solves all.
  • “Just play with the tip. That’s it. You want to improve a relationship. Ladies, it’s easy. We aren’t mad anymore... if you fiddle with the tip more.” – Brady [07:31]
• Physical Touch or Sex as Universal Solution:
  • “A one minute hug ... can lower cortisol and boost the bonding hormone oxytocin.” – Brett [08:01]
  • “Put both hands on the ass cheeks too when you do that, because then you can pull my pelvis towards you. It’s the smartest thing to make a relationship better. Ladies.” – Brady [08:06]
  • “All a woman would have to do...‘I just want to blow you’...I love you so much, you’re the greatest wife of all time.” – Brady [08:30]

Memorable Anecdotes & Quotes

• The “Morning BJ” Marriage: [10:21]
  • “Every morning she wakes me up and says, do you want me to blow you?...It's the greatest relationship of all time.” – Brady [10:36]
• Life Advice, The Male POV:
  • “Relationships are solved if you just play with the tip more. Period. End of story.” – Brady [11:44]
  • “We are a simple creature. The most confusing some of us are is Toledo sometimes likes a finger in his ass while you do it.” – Brady [12:33]

The Counterpoint—Mocking Therapy & Relationship Books

• “All these therapists trying to figure it all out. It’s been solved. It’s just an unwillingness to make that easy. It’s like having a cure for AIDS. No one will take the shot.” – Brady [11:30]
• “Stop with the four horsemen. ...You don’t need marriage counseling...You just need the girl to go, you know what? I need to blow him. He’ll calm down.” – Brady [15:38]

Summary:
The cast, especially Brady, turns all advice back to sex, reducing complex marital satisfaction to “play with the tip” and mocking more nuanced psychological guidance. The hosts riff on personal anecdotes and exaggerated male simplicity, arguing that sex, and specifically oral sex, ends virtually all male negative emotions.

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2. Laughter and Banter: Social Media & “Disabled Cuties” ([22:45–29:24])

The Discovery and Deep Dive

• Brady “hips” the team to the IG page “Disabled Cuties.”
  • “She is hot. She’s got great...Oh, she got no arms after the elbows.” – Brady [22:49]
• Hosts browse the page, providing irreverent but sometimes oddly appreciative commentary:
  • “If you go to disabled...man, I’m not gonna be going there.” – Brady [22:58]
  • “She looks like the best version of Alicia Cuthbert from the early 2000s. Except for her arms are missing after the elbows...” – Brady [23:22]
  • “All these chicks in wheelchairs with great bodies. All right, I’m in.” – Brady [25:12]
  • “I just don’t know how she wipes it. Yeah, get her a bidet.” – Brady [28:47]
• Banter over what counts as "cutie" and which of the cast would be interested ([24:56-25:22])
• Conclusion: The segment is a long-running series of "would you?" games, with the hosts flipping between crude humor, mock curiosity, and real questions about how these influencers manage disability and attractiveness online.

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3. Other Noteworthy Segments

Fun Facts and Banter ([05:27–07:24])

• Audi’s Logo History: Olympic ring lawsuit. [05:35]
• Caravaggio: Name origins. [06:25]
• Eel Lifespan: One eel lived to be 155. [07:03]

Candy, GrubHub & College Life ([18:06–22:23])

• Odds for Top Halloween Candies ([18:15]):
  • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: 67%
  • Kit Kat: 60%
  • Snickers: 58%
  • 2% chance of getting a toothbrush, 4% for raisins.
  • “To me, candy corn is like the plastic stuff in the end of a shoelace.” – Brady [20:10]
• GrubHub’s "Snooze Insurance": Students can get a do-over meal if they sleep through their delivery.
  • “Just called Bong insurance.” – John [21:12]

Viral Videos, Listener Mail & More Raunch ([29:36–End])

• Viral Video Commentary: Construction mishaps, motorcycle crashes, and, inevitably, the "would you?" scenario, as well as jokes about how these searches pop up on their home Bluetooth devices.

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4. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On male "simplicity" in relationships:
  “We don’t have more [layers]. You know what our layers are? If I’m not getting blown, I’m sending Brett racist memes. ...That’s my day.” – Brady [15:38]
• On why men do things for women:
  “Everything we do is so you will want to touch the tip. And we gotta argue about whether or not the trash got taken out.” – John [14:23]
• On therapist advice vs. reality:
  “It’s listening to me say, I don’t want to fight with you. Will you blow me? And if you do, it’s over.” – Brady [14:36]

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5. Timestamps for Key Segments

• Relationship Advice & Sex Riffing: [07:24–16:48]
• Disabled Cuties Instagram Segment: [22:45–29:24]
• Fun Facts & Candy Odds: [05:35–20:10]
• Viral Videos/Banter: [29:36–End]

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Final Thoughts

If you want a textbook example of irreverent, unfiltered morning radio that lampoons relationship psychology—and everything else—with a mix of lewd humor and real talk about "what men want," this episode is it. The crew is at their most brash, using the psychologist's tips as a launchpad for male-centric jokes, and then shifting to offbeat, NSFW social media content, all delivered with their signature blend of sarcasm and camaraderie.

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Note:
This summary preserves the hosts’ original humor and tone; their commentary blurs satire, hyperbole, and candidness, reflecting the show's style—not actual clinical advice or universally accepted perspectives. Listener discretion is advised.

Transcript

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

I did.

[Brady]

Yeah. Yes. Yes, we did. I mean, if you went through everybody's text thread back in 2003, if that was a thing, you'd have seen almost every Cub fan going, oh my God, somebody go punch Bernie Mac immediately. What did he just do? He jumped ahead. Yeah, superstitions are brain efforts. They're not real, but they can still mess with your head. I know. Baseball players have tons of them. Guy who puts like, you know, you watch major league, he's got suspenders on. It's just whatever makes your brain relax. It's. It's taking the weak minded moments and reminding yourself, oh, I've got my quarter in my shoe. Everything will be just fine. It's a reset. It doesn't actually have any scientific value. Except for the fact your brain actually does respond to some sort of stimulus you consider lucky. Baseball's loaded with it and Toledo's ruined that for the glorious Mariners. And I for one, am laughing hysterically. And by the way, yeah, Toledo traded his Yaris in for, I believe it was a black Range Rover. So if you're a piss bottle sprayer, that's. Man, he makes money around here, huh? Yeah. And Brett's not driving a Subaru. I'll just say that. Yeah, don't touch the Porsches or the Coopers. Just saying. That's management stuff up there. You don't want to do that. Spray bottle people, they exist. Maybe take your sleeve now that we're all kind of wearing sweatshirts again, put it over your hand and scrub your handle. When you get in the car, don't touch your face. That's what Covid taught us. I at 7:48. It's time now for Brady to give you all the other news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report and it's brought to you by our [e-mail] I saw a neighbor of mine just had it done down the street and he has a east west exposure. His front door is glass. And evidently he got absolutely sick and tired of the sun blasting at sunset right through his front door. I noticed the other day he's got a. And a big giant walk. Walk in kind of. What do they call it? The patio, I guess. Or the Little walkway. He's got a massive shade that comes down now. It must be on a timer. I guess you can get timers for it too.

[Brett]

Sure.

[Brady]

He's got a timer and it goes down about 4:30. It looks great and it kind of blocks his whole front way. It made me start thinking. I got a little east west exposure there at sunset. I like it. So looked amazing. Professionally done. Incredible folks at all. Pro Shade got the job done for him too. And it was an awesome design. You barely notice it until you notice like, oh, you put a really cool kind of blocker there that shades up your front walkway. Brilliant. And it looks amazing. And it always does. It made his house look more valuable. It looks high end. And that's what all Pro Shade does. They do that to you. They'll do it for anybody. If you got a spot, you have too much sun or you got a glare on a TV or you're just sick of that sunshine. AllProche.com is where you need to go. Brady reported.

[Brett]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello world.

[Brett]

Hey, happy National Bosses Day.

[Brady]

Hi, Tripp. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brett]

Couple of basic fun facts. Audi's four ring logo represents the four companies that combine to create Audi's predecessor, predecessor, Auto Union. The logo debuted in 1930s and is likely inspired by the five ring logo of the Olympics. And in fact, the International Olympic Committee sued Audi over the logo in 1995, but they lost.

[Brady]

They're different. They're just circles. Combining rings is allowed.

[Brett]

The famous artist Caravaggio.

[Brady]

Nice job.

[Brett]

Is actually from the city of Caravaggio.

[Brady]

Did it twice.

[Brett]

He chose to use that name. What, because his first name was Michelangelo?

[Brady]

Yeah, I can't do that. It's like being named Tom Brady and trying to be a quarterback. He nailed it though, and he made it. There's two Michelangelos, but one of them's Caravaggio. Yeah, I can't go out of there and be a Michelangelo. There already is a guy. He already stealing my Alexander. I be Caravaggio.

[Shaylon]

I noticed he stopped it too though.

[Brady]

Yeah, he didn't want to go for the hat trick. He used that name. What name? Brady Carpaccio. Damn it.

[Shaylon]

Food.

[Brett]

Of course.

[Brady]

Of course. It snuck in there.

[Brett]

The average eel lives to be 10 to 15 years old, but an eel in Sweden lived to be 155.

[Shaylon]

Wow, that's throwing the curve way.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's gonna make. So most of them live to be two. And when this guy is involved in the math, it boosted to 15.

[Brett]

There's a psychologist that shared a tip on how to improve your relationship in one minute a day.

[Brady]

Just play with the tip. That's it. You want to improve a relationship. Ladies, it's easy. We aren't mad anymore. We don't. We. You can do have done whatever you want if you fiddle with the tip more.

[Brett]

He says, give your partner a full undivided presence. No multitasking, no phone in hand, the phone down. No rushing. Make a deliberate choice to turn toward each other. And yeah, so he says a one minute hug after a long day of.

[Brady]

Work, even a 22nd sometimes, it doesn't last very long.

[Brett]

Can lower cortisol and boost the bonding hormone oxytocin.

[Brady]

Put both hands on the ass cheeks too when you do that, because then you can pull my pelvis towards you. It's the smartest thing to make a relationship better. Ladies. There's never time. Ladies. I don't know why you dig your heels in on arguments. You've got such a simple puppy standing across from you. If you were wrong, instead of saying, I'm sorry you feel that way and fighting, just go, all right. If I start blowing this guy, this is over. And I get. I'm off the hook.

[Shaylon]

Bring it in.

[Brady]

Yeah, bring it in here. All a woman would have to do. It's like, I'm so goddamn mad at you. I can't believe you did this. You are so sexy when you're mad at me. What? I just want to blow you up. That's not what we're doing, right? Oh, I love you so much. You're the greatest wife of all time.

[Brett]

What were we talking about?

[Brady]

Why was I mad? I can't even imagine why I was mad at you. And then he's done and you're gulp. Are you all right now? I'm still. We'll talk about this later. But I'm still pretty. I'm still angry at you. And then you just blow them back to submission. We're simple. If a dog's mad at you and you hold up bacon, the dog's not mad anymore. We're dogs blown to submission. You could blow us into submission. Every fight the bet, the key to a successful relationship that wins every time is just, you know, you're so willing to dig your heels in on dumb stuff occasionally take one for the team in the back of the throat and that dude is subdued.

[Brett]

It's over gifts.

[Brady]

You might even have, like you crashed the car. You know, when I know they know that too. When they've done something they know is gonna make you mad and was completely their Fault. And they don't have a leg to stand on. They turn to it. I'm so sorry. Oh, man. We'll talk about that car in a minute. I can't believe. And then you're joking about. She's a terrible driver. Silly girl. You. You hold all the power and you. And you want to fight with us. I don't get it. That's how much they hate us.

[Brett]

A second tip is a mom gratitude.

[Brady]

Right? Thank you.

[Shaylon]

No second tips.

[Brett]

Each of you shares one thing you appreciated that day. Oh, I take it big or small?

[Brady]

Yeah, it doesn't. Sometimes it's not big, but it's not your fault.

[Brett]

Third one is a quick morning check in. Take a minute in the aim to ask, what's one thing you're carrying today that I can support you?

[Brady]

No, none of this matters. The bj when you're mad. The BJ before bed, the moment of gratitude is giving someone a warm wet towel afterwards to clean up. And then in the morning, what he's basically saying is, can I have one before I go to work? You'd have the greatest relationship. Always. You would have the most. You think that trash isn't ever getting taken out? What happened? We know a guy in the public eye who married a lady. And dudes, ladies, we talk about this stuff. And he's a classy man. But he said, my last marriage was just a nightmare. And he goes, you know what I have in my new one? Every morning she wakes me up and says, do you want me to blow you? And he goes, we've gotten to the point where sometimes I'm like, not this morning, but thank you. It's on the table. And we all sat and listened to him with our mouths open going, it's the greatest relationship of all time.

[Brett]

It's like the Bugs Bunny cartoons. I think the character the jaw just.

[Brady]

Drops the ground when he got confused as to where you're going to take this to cartoon land. But yeah, you're right. But she's beautiful and she offers a BJ every day to start their day mad or not mad. Grandparents used to said, never go to bed angry. There's one way to do that for sure. It's ridiculous. All these therapists trying to figure it all out. It's been solved. It's just an unwillingness to make that easy. It's like having a cure for aids. No one will take the shot. It's solved. Relationships are solved if you just play with the tip more period. End of story. Don't write books. Don't Read books. Don't think that those big giant books are psychiatrists going, if you just listen to each other. Well, if you listen to us, the first thing we'd say is, if you blew me more, there'd never be a problem. But you don't listen. You listen to what you want to hear. Am I all about sex? You don't realize it. I am all about sexual. I'm all about feeling much better. Even Brady yesterday when somebody, I think Larry, asked you, how's things going? You're, like, feeling good? You feeling healthy? Yeah. And then Larry, how's sex, now that you only have one kidney? Could always use more of it. Even Brady. Even Brady's first response was not enough. Life could be easier. We are a simple creature. I mean, the most confusing some of us are is Toledo sometimes, like a finger in his ass while you do it. It's weird for some guys, but you gotta.

[Brett]

Sometimes the thumb times the th.

[Shaylon]

Change it up.

[Brady]

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[Shaylon]

God damn it, John. I know we're not in the age of tapes and everything, but I need to record what you're saying, John, and I need to send it to my lady. Please continue to preach on as I look for a way to record your show.

[Brett]

You don't need to podcast.

[Brady]

Podcast. We're the dumbest animals on the planet when it comes to the kryptonite. That's Superman. If you watch Superman, do you know what kryptonite comes from? All men have one wild weakness. You can. You can. What happens to Superman around kryptonite? His knees get weak. He's kind of stupid. He'll do whatever. He's under your spell. Thank you. That's called BJ's. You own us. Do you think malls were built because dudes Wanted to do it for each other. Let's build a mall filled with shops she loves. Did women do that for us? No, they're all over the place. Everything we do is so you will want to touch the tip. And we gotta argue about whether or not the trash got taken out.

[Brett]

Stop.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know why it's so difficult for these broads to figure out.

[Brady]

I don't either. Thank you, Brett. And that is in summation. I don't know why it's so difficult for these broads to figure out.

[Brett]

I mean, come on.

[Brady]

Brett had the epilogue on that, and it was perfect. We solved it. Tired of tired. As you get older, you realize I'm just tired of hearing psychiatrists think they've got a keys to it. Better. It's listening. No, it's not. It's listening to me say, I don't want to fight with you. Will you blow me? And if you do, it's over.

[Brett]

And this one, you know almost. Well, two out of the four suggestions involve touching for a minute.

[Brady]

Just. Just. Just physical contact of some sort. It might lead to a blowjob. That's all we're thinking. You guys are pigs. Why do you fight it? It's the easiest route for you getting better treatment. Yeah. Yes. I hate to break you down.

[Brett]

Well, then I'm gonna punish you.

[Brady]

It seems like you like that a little too much. James is right. He goes, it's all relational. You blow me more, I want to take care of you more. You blow me more, I want to be around you more. You blow me more, I want to make you happier. Women get upset because they think they have. We have more layers. We don't. James, you're so right.

[Shaylon]

Really don't.

[Brady]

We don't have more. You know what our layers are? If I'm not getting blown, I'm sending Brett racist memes. That's my day. Sometimes I have stuff to do in the middle of it gets in the way of the racist memes and the BJ's, but that's it. I am simple and I am not unique. Brady told Larry could always use more. He's never satisfied with just what he's getting. And God forbid you take it away from us, because it's just a cause of problems that we solve. Relations. I should write the book that goes, all therapists are wrong. Stop with the four Horsemen. Stop with Gottman, Liebman, whatever those. You don't need marriage counseling. You just need the girl to go, you know what? I need to blow him. He'll Calm down. If I do that, it's with. They get it with like every other animal on the planet. Only he just likes when I calm him this way. So it says. My mother in law once gave me my wife the greatest advice. Says as a wife, you must sexually please your man. God bless her soul. Then I also found out she swallowed, not me. I think I married the wrong one. I got one question. How did you find out your mother in law swallowed?

[Shaylon]

Yeah, I don't want to know that.

[Brady]

How in the world did that Thanksgiving conversation start? By the by, I just get so tired of how much money is spent and self help books and relationship things. Stop it. We are simple. There's not a guy in the world going, well, you stop blowing me immediately. Let's continue fighting. It's not a thing.

[John Holmberg]

Miguel says it works on your boss too.

[Brady]

I'd blow Tripp and apparently. Yeah, look, if Tripp was mad enough at me and it looked like it was all going to cave in and I didn't want it to end. Would a blow job help? Like I'm going to consider it. If I just blow this guy, will he still stay or is he going to get on my team? What are you doing?

[Shaylon]

Doing?

[Brady]

John, I'm furious at you. You've got to. You've got us in some big. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh.

[Brett]

I'll figure it out.

[Brady]

Yeah. You know what? We're on the same team. You and I are a team. Now go wipe your mouth. Oh, people can't know. Send Larry in. Larry, I'm serious. Then your boss would just be mad all the time. Like I'm angry at you. Larry, are you a good employer? Bad? I don't know. What do you need me do, boss? Oh, John started this.

[Brett]

The sports betting site. Action Network. Crunch the numbers to find the odds of each type of candy landing in your kids Halloween bucket.

[Brady]

Okay. Odds. The fanduel candy odds. All right.

[Brett]

Reese's peanut butter cups. A 67% chance of getting some solid. Oh, in the back. In the back.

[Brady]

Yeah, you need it. Well, don't say it that way, man. Change. Change the way you say that. All of it.

[Brett]

Second was Peanut M M's.

[John Holmberg]

You mean just one or. I mean that's the most given out.

[Brady]

One. The odds of going to a house and getting peanut. 2 out of 3 or. Yeah. 67 chance that's what you're gonna get. That's pretty Good.

[Brett]

Kit Kat. 60% like those odds.

[Shaylon]

Wow.

[Brady]

It's up there.

[Brett]

Snickers 58%.

[Brady]

How are they all 60%.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, wait, you get to.

[Shaylon]

The Costco pack has all of them.

[Brett]

They're breaking it down. Basically. Here, the top 10 popular Halloween candies and the odds of getting at least one of them Halloween night.

[Shaylon]

Oh, at least one.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Shaylon]

You got a decent neighborhood.

[Brett]

There's a 2% chance they'll get a toothbrush. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Those pricks.

[Brett]

Yeah, Those people are 4% chance. Box of raisins.

[Brady]

Hasn't that generation died yet?

[John Holmberg]

The penny generation has died.

[Brady]

Remember that. Thank God. The raisin generation has to.

[Shaylon]

Caramel apple. Popcorn ball.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, popcorn ball.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, the homemade stuff. I think that generation's dead.

[Brett]

Kids in Mississippi are the most likely to end up with candy corn. 46%. That's why.

[John Holmberg]

That's AJ too.

[Brady]

Well, no, they just jam them in there. It's the closest thing they've ever had to teeth.

[Brett]

Nebraska. Hawaii is the bottom of the list for candy corn. 11%.

[John Holmberg]

I'm moving there.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That stuff's terrible.

[Brady]

It's. It's gross. Wax, sugar, no flavor.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's terrible.

[Brady]

It's just gross.

[John Holmberg]

That's how you get your house egged.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's like three handout candy corn. To me, candy corn is like the. The plastic stuff in the end of a shoelace.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

It just has that same kind of like this is plastic. It's melting.

[Brett]

Grubhub says 72% of college students have missed a late night delivery order sometime in their college career because they nodded off.

[Brady]

Oh. Like they ordered food.

[Brett]

Pizza or smoked up. So now they're offering snooze insurance.

[John Holmberg]

Snooze insurance.

[Brett]

You pay a little extra GrubHub student member you. They're offering a makeup meal to replace the one you slept through. It's not a built in feature. You need to apply for a code over the next few weeks which provides $15 off a future do over meal. You go to the grubhub website. Had no idea Interest. They'll actually deliver. Like your meal plan in college.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You can order from the cafeteria. GrubHub will deliver it to your dorm.

[Brady]

Do anything. Don't deliver anything you want.

[John Holmberg]

Just called Bong insurance.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's true. That's a good idea. Yeah. The Bong Drop insurance. Man, I thought I was gonna stay away for this. I was wrong. At the time. I was studying.

[Brett]

Right.

[Brady]

Didn't we eat tacos?

[Brett]

Like, where are they?

[Brady]

Down in the lobby. Oh, man. I watched a brother at the H and H ranch. They used to. The grubhub guys Would just drop it in the lobby. And you had to kind of keep an eye on your phone because they're not allowed up to your doors. You have to go through.

[Shaylon]

Did you have a door person there though?

[Brady]

No, it's all there. You have to get permission from the person to bring them up and so you have to go get them. So they just dropped the. And I walked in as the Sun's game was going on. I walked in with a guy and happened to be 15, 20 minutes later on the same elevator, going back down and going out and leaving him like, hey, we share in an elevator all day. And he starts laughing. He walks by and he looks over at the desk and the same bag of Taco Bell was there when we walked in as when we were leaving. He goes, man, that sitting there for 15 minutes, that's mine. And he just left with a bag of tacos. And I'm like, he's not wrong. Somebody didn't care enough to check for 15 minutes. There's a chance it's not going to be there. But he ate it.

[Brett]

Got a couple of radio videos. All right, first one.

[Brady]

Sir, did I give the word out? Nope. Beat. I got to give you a word. Eight o'. Clock. Word is beat. B E A T. Eight o' clock. Beat. You have 40 minutes. Put it in the promo code and on the app. 98 KPD app or on our streaming. You find it, it's easy. Eight o' clock. Done. B E A T beat. Good luck.

[Brett]

Just discovered a new one for you boys. Disabled Cuties on Instagram.

[Brady]

Oh no. She is hot. She's got great. Oh, she got no arms after the elbows.

[Shaylon]

She have a lower half.

[Brady]

She looks a little thick. So if you go to disabled man, I'm not gonna be going there. Anything.

[Brett]

I just found.

[Brady]

Why is there a Brady sauce logo on it? Yeah, if you go to disabled cuties.

[Brett]

Brady's that brand is for you because.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks for Flipper to our attention over here.

[Brady]

She looks like the best version of Alicia Cuthbert from the early 2000s. Except for her arms are missing after the elbows and it's a birth defect cuz she doesn't even have biceps. She has never had to curl anything in her life. But she's beautiful.

[Brett]

If you're playing the wood, would you game.

[Brady]

All right. Oh, would I?

[Shaylon]

How does she apply makeup?

[Brett]

Dabs it.

[Brady]

Feet. I want to see that. She looks a little fat. Got that fat ass. She has to go make up for no arms.

[Brett]

One coming.

[Shaylon]

Wait a minute.

[Brett]

How'd she push record?

[Brady]

Yeah, she's got a little tiny edge of that nub she worked. Here's the fun part. Is that every guy I know, like, hey, you see Homework's got a new gal. You seen her? No. And she comes in and she uses her little half arms. Not one guy would be like, what are you doing? Like, they'd all get it. Dude, she's beautiful. Homburg's morning sickness. All right, Solo.

[John Holmberg]

She could play.

[Brady]

I hate to. I hate to say it. Will you please click on disabled Cuties for a second?

[Shaylon]

Do it. Let's see.

[Brady]

Disabled Cuties is a full functioning Instagram.

[Shaylon]

Page with 225,000 followers, including.

[Brett]

Including Reggie.

[Brady]

Oh, Reggie's on disabled keys. My man Reg. Hey, nice job. Reggie Grayson, disabled. He loves helmet heads. This girl's got really effed up arms.

[Brett]

Baby hands.

[John Holmberg]

I'm out of this.

[Brady]

Growing off her elbows. Mom was laughing at me. What are my little hands gonna do? Nothing. She walked with her hands on her head for or her elbo. I'm in on this. Brett, you're out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm out, blondie.

[Shaylon]

I'll take this one.

[Brady]

You don't like that one? All right, here's a girl stripping in a wheelchair. All these chicks in wheelchairs with great body. All right, I'm in. Well, she had to cross her own legs with her hands. She had to pick her leg up to cross. Yeah, all of these are good.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm in on this.

[Brady]

Oh, I'm basically Nathan Sutherland on that one. Hand me a veg. Out. Oh, out on this. Every now and then, this lady's. This lady's in a permanent squat.

[John Holmberg]

Thought it said cuties. What the hell was that?

[Brady]

Yeah, she's got one leg. Prosthetic leg. And a real one. Now she's in jeans. You'd never know. There's the leg kicked up against the wall. Very flexible. Because the other one isn't real. Yeah, she's a hot cripple. All right, next Asian girl got a nub right arm. Oh, she's getting. She's in her bra and panties. She's got one good hand. The other one is not. Oh, my goodness. What's this? Oh, Jesus. Half an arm. What is going on with this beautiful woman?

[John Holmberg]

I'm half heart. Oh, man.

[Brady]

What? Oh. And then her lingerie is just hanging because there's no arm to put her. So the sleeve is. Now she's pulling her up to her. Smart. And now she exposes the nub. Man, oh, man. I'm gonna be disabled cuties for hours. What's Wrong with this one. No, left leg. She's doing a tick tock dance somehow. Still making it sexy. All right, next. Next. This is a great thing. Disabled girl at the beach. She's got a hand where her shoulder should be. Great boobs, international flair. She's going to be at the Bad Bunny show. There's a girl in her car. Gorgeous. What the hell's that? Yeah. Oh, she's got a shoe off. Oh, her foot. She's very flexible. That's her disability. And her other leg is gonna be artificial. Oh, she's crippled. She's paralyzed from the waist down. So her legs are just noodles. But she's stunning. Yeah. She's whipping her leg around, putting boots on. She didn't even wear socks. Or she ain't feeling. She doesn't feel her sweat or any. What's that one? Up top, man. Which one? One up, up, up. That. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there. It's a girl in underwear and a half shirt in a wheelchair. Someone's just making a wheelchair. Disabled cutie. Told you you weren't wrong. Oh, I got it. There's a girl with. In her workout clothes with one arm doing push ups and stuff.

[Shaylon]

Makes you want to know what happened.

[Brady]

No, it doesn't. I got no questions except for will you marry me? This one is a mess.

[Sarah Gibson Tuttle]

My outfit, when I don't have help because my husband is at the office. So today I am wearing a comfort colors T shirt which is super easy to get on. And.

[Brady]

She'S not going the right direction either. It's going to be tougher for them to keep it tight. This one got out of her wheelchair and her knees are attached and she is shaking like a leaf. She has. She has all sorts of stuff wrong, but the body's outstanding. She looks like she's walking in an earthquake on snow. She's back in the chair and everything's normal again. Pull your arms down. It's getting weird. Disabled cuties is a good time suck.

[Brett]

She's loaded, man.

[Brady]

You think she's got like. She got a nice backyard. Oh, no. Come on.

[John Holmberg]

What happened to the cutie?

[Brady]

Yeah, where's the cutie part? She's gonna have a tooth growing out of her nose. Oh, yeah, she does squats. This girl's got a good lower half. No left arm. She's proud of her ass. I just don't know how she wipes it. Yeah, get her a bidet. One more. She's fat. This is like crippled Sofia Vergara after a full meal. That's pretty good. All Right. Thank you. Thank you, Brady. For disabled cuties.

[Brett]

There you go.

[Brady]

And ironically, the word for 8 o' clock is beat, not like the gross red dirt food. B E A T. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's my turn. Sorry I was still.

[Brady]

I'm with you.

[John Holmberg]

Disabled cuties over here.

[Brady]

I like that My friend Reggie was one of the followers because he's been in bed with a girl who wore a helmet before. What?

[Brett]

Really?

[Brady]

Yeah, It's a great story. He likes them helmets.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we'll start off with a little.

[Brett]

Don't hear that too often.

[John Holmberg]

A little construction going on here in this one.

[Brady]

What? We got a bulldozer rolling through a dump of a town. Oh. And it goes across train tracks. The guy falls out of the bulldozer, and then the bulldozer tips over on top of him, and he's now a disabled cutie. Oh, my goodness. He tried to race a backhoe across train tracks and lost it. It hits the back end. One dude flies out, and the thing lands on rushes. Oh, I didn't see the second.

[Sarah Gibson Tuttle]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Other dudes up on the front wheel. Because in poor nations, people ride their cars.

[Brett]

They're just going to work.

[Brady]

Yeah, man. Well, trains win every time. You're going to be about two minutes late for work today.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, here's some more construction work going on.

[Brady]

It's one of those things picking up a skiff, dumping it off. Right. It's got a lot of dirt in it. It's unloading the dirt from the back of this. Oh, it's the balance issue. The front end of the truck is standing up. Oh, it's going over to the side. Now it's going over to the. It's tipping. The whole thing's going over his ear. Okay, thank you. The driver just gets catapulted out of cartwheel. It might be falling at one mile an hour. Oh, he tries to get out.

[Shaylon]

That's why.

[Brady]

And then he does a full flip. Does he land it? Oh, so close to landing.

[Brett]

It was just one.

[Brady]

I thought it was some or another Charlie Brown, that thing. Remember when Lucy used to hit Charlie Brown? He'd spin in the air and his clothes would come off. Evidently, all this guy's clothes fell off.

[John Holmberg]

We haven't had any hot dog in videos from Brady lately, so we'll.

[Brady]

We'll show this motorcycle wheelie. He's got a good wheelie going on a freeway. Oh, he went too far. He's. Oh, God, he's got ass. Oh, they're showing ass. Road rash. There's his ass. Road rash. All the skin on his ass is gone. Nice ass, though. That's why you can hold a wheelie. Like cuties.

[Sarah Gibson Tuttle]

Next.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's unsable. Cuties got a little red ass.

[Shaylon]

Guy says, John, you've talked about how when you get home, your phone connects to the Bluetooth inside. I'd love to know what happens when Pop Pop gets home and disabled cuties.

[Brady]

Pops up in front of Kirby. Thank God he's got those Bluetooth hearing aids. Because now it just connects to that before it goes in the car. And you hear, I lost my arm jerking a guy off. What are we listening to here, man? Come on. I'm still a child, man. Sorry, Kirby Derps. That was supposed to go right to Pop Pop's ear holes. God damn, dad.

[Brett]

I'll get a little time on that. I just discovered that disabled cutie stuff. Okay. You got time to adjust. Yeah.

[Brady]

Hopefully Kirby's at school. What are you doing in there, dad? Kirbs, do you have any friends missing anything? Like what? Hands or wallet or something? I'll ask. All right, here's some lady boy, okay? She's putting a man's pee pee in a hot dog bun. That's a lot of carbs, lady. I still can't get past the bangs. Yeah, Ty, Bangs means lady boy to me. Filipino. I don't know what that is. All right?

[John Holmberg]

And this could be the world's hardest orgasm happening right now.

[Brady]

All right, it starts with Wiggum and. Oh, my goodness, what's this? She's dying. He's dying. Like the Exorcist? Yeah. This is Regan. The power of Christ compels you. She just jumped to her feet from a prone position. Good Lord. What did your uncle do to you?

[Shaylon]

Wow, look at that face.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. What is happening in this video? Shooting out of her like crazy. She just keeps doing that move where she goes from laying down to standing up, no effort. What is happening here?

[Brett]

That's good acting.

[Brady]

That is not. Well, Brady assumes all those are fake.

[John Holmberg]

That's it.

[Brady]

Women don't have AI. Women don't have orgasms. That's a myth. I don't know what I'd do if I was in her. I'd run.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's there. Pazuzu's gonna show up any second. The power of Christ compels you. If I ever say that during an orgasm. Hitching ahead with a cross. Have you seen your daughter? Your daughter? Jesus, Regan. No more vibrators for you. Hello, Father. Marin. I'm leaving. The word is beat. B e a T for 8 o'.

[Brett]

Clock.

[Brady]

We'll have another one at 9. You got about 22 minutes remaining to put the word beat in the promo code on the app. Qualify you for a thousand bucks. It's that easy. There goes your brady report. It's out of control now.