Holmberg's Morning Sickness – 10-16-25: "Psychologist Gives Tips on Increasing Connection w/ Spouse as We Argue Answer Is Sex – Brady Hips Us to Disabled Cuties IG"

Date: October 16, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Shaylon
Theme: Exploring "simple" ways to improve relationships—hosted banter on psychologist marriage advice (with comedic, often raunchy responses), and a segment diving into the world of "Disabled Cuties" on Instagram.

Episode Overview

Today's episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a no-holds-barred, comedic look at advice for marital connection from a psychologist—advice the crew mostly dismisses in favor of their own, typically sexual, solutions. The show also veers into irreverent social media territory as Brady introduces the Instagram page "Disabled Cuties," prompting both curiosity and crude humor. Throughout, the hosts riff on topics ranging from Halloween candy odds to unusual viral videos, always keeping the tone loud, unfiltered, and unapologetically male.

1. Marital Advice: Psychology vs "Simple" Solutions

Key Segment: [07:24–16:48]

Psychologist's Tips and The Cast's Reactions ([07:24])

• Psychologist's 3 Quick Tips for Connection:
  • Give full, undivided attention for at least one minute a day—no multitasking, no phone.
  • Share daily gratitude (“one thing you appreciated”).
  • Morning check-in: Ask what they're carrying that you can support.

The Crew’s Take:

• Brady’s Only Tip: Sex solves all.
  • “Just play with the tip. That’s it. You want to improve a relationship. Ladies, it’s easy. We aren’t mad anymore... if you fiddle with the tip more.” – Brady [07:31]
• Physical Touch or Sex as Universal Solution:
  • “A one minute hug ... can lower cortisol and boost the bonding hormone oxytocin.” – Brett [08:01]
  • “Put both hands on the ass cheeks too when you do that, because then you can pull my pelvis towards you. It’s the smartest thing to make a relationship better. Ladies.” – Brady [08:06]
  • “All a woman would have to do...‘I just want to blow you’...I love you so much, you’re the greatest wife of all time.” – Brady [08:30]

Memorable Anecdotes & Quotes

• The “Morning BJ” Marriage: [10:21]
  • “Every morning she wakes me up and says, do you want me to blow you?...It's the greatest relationship of all time.” – Brady [10:36]
• Life Advice, The Male POV:
  • “Relationships are solved if you just play with the tip more. Period. End of story.” – Brady [11:44]
  • “We are a simple creature. The most confusing some of us are is Toledo sometimes likes a finger in his ass while you do it.” – Brady [12:33]

The Counterpoint—Mocking Therapy & Relationship Books

• “All these therapists trying to figure it all out. It’s been solved. It’s just an unwillingness to make that easy. It’s like having a cure for AIDS. No one will take the shot.” – Brady [11:30]
• “Stop with the four horsemen. ...You don’t need marriage counseling...You just need the girl to go, you know what? I need to blow him. He’ll calm down.” – Brady [15:38]

Summary:
The cast, especially Brady, turns all advice back to sex, reducing complex marital satisfaction to “play with the tip” and mocking more nuanced psychological guidance. The hosts riff on personal anecdotes and exaggerated male simplicity, arguing that sex, and specifically oral sex, ends virtually all male negative emotions.

2. Laughter and Banter: Social Media & “Disabled Cuties” ([22:45–29:24])

The Discovery and Deep Dive

• Brady “hips” the team to the IG page “Disabled Cuties.”
  • “She is hot. She’s got great...Oh, she got no arms after the elbows.” – Brady [22:49]
• Hosts browse the page, providing irreverent but sometimes oddly appreciative commentary:
  • “If you go to disabled...man, I’m not gonna be going there.” – Brady [22:58]
  • “She looks like the best version of Alicia Cuthbert from the early 2000s. Except for her arms are missing after the elbows...” – Brady [23:22]
  • “All these chicks in wheelchairs with great bodies. All right, I’m in.” – Brady [25:12]
  • “I just don’t know how she wipes it. Yeah, get her a bidet.” – Brady [28:47]
• Banter over what counts as "cutie" and which of the cast would be interested ([24:56-25:22])
• Conclusion: The segment is a long-running series of "would you?" games, with the hosts flipping between crude humor, mock curiosity, and real questions about how these influencers manage disability and attractiveness online.

3. Other Noteworthy Segments

Fun Facts and Banter ([05:27–07:24])

• Audi’s Logo History: Olympic ring lawsuit. [05:35]
• Caravaggio: Name origins. [06:25]
• Eel Lifespan: One eel lived to be 155. [07:03]

Candy, GrubHub & College Life ([18:06–22:23])

• Odds for Top Halloween Candies ([18:15]):
  • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: 67%
  • Kit Kat: 60%
  • Snickers: 58%
  • 2% chance of getting a toothbrush, 4% for raisins.
  • “To me, candy corn is like the plastic stuff in the end of a shoelace.” – Brady [20:10]
• GrubHub’s "Snooze Insurance": Students can get a do-over meal if they sleep through their delivery.
  • “Just called Bong insurance.” – John [21:12]

Viral Videos, Listener Mail & More Raunch ([29:36–End])

• Viral Video Commentary: Construction mishaps, motorcycle crashes, and, inevitably, the "would you?" scenario, as well as jokes about how these searches pop up on their home Bluetooth devices.

4. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On male "simplicity" in relationships:
  “We don’t have more [layers]. You know what our layers are? If I’m not getting blown, I’m sending Brett racist memes. ...That’s my day.” – Brady [15:38]
• On why men do things for women:
  “Everything we do is so you will want to touch the tip. And we gotta argue about whether or not the trash got taken out.” – John [14:23]
• On therapist advice vs. reality:
  “It’s listening to me say, I don’t want to fight with you. Will you blow me? And if you do, it’s over.” – Brady [14:36]

5. Timestamps for Key Segments

• Relationship Advice & Sex Riffing: [07:24–16:48]
• Disabled Cuties Instagram Segment: [22:45–29:24]
• Fun Facts & Candy Odds: [05:35–20:10]
• Viral Videos/Banter: [29:36–End]

Final Thoughts

If you want a textbook example of irreverent, unfiltered morning radio that lampoons relationship psychology—and everything else—with a mix of lewd humor and real talk about "what men want," this episode is it. The crew is at their most brash, using the psychologist's tips as a launchpad for male-centric jokes, and then shifting to offbeat, NSFW social media content, all delivered with their signature blend of sarcasm and camaraderie.

Note:
This summary preserves the hosts’ original humor and tone; their commentary blurs satire, hyperbole, and candidness, reflecting the show's style—not actual clinical advice or universally accepted perspectives. Listener discretion is advised.