10-17-25 - BR - FRI - Fun Facts On Lungs Leads To Boob Size Discussion And Debate - Sci News On GPS Corn Mazes, Uranus And Universal Kidneys - FLA Woman Arrested For Bitng Man's Junk

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness — Podcast Summary

Episode: 10-17-25 - BR - FRI - Fun Facts On Lungs Leads To Boob Size Discussion And Debate - Sci News On GPS Corn Mazes, Uranus And Universal Kidneys - FLA Woman Arrested For Biting Man's Junk
Date: October 17, 2025
Cast: John Holmberg (Host), Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, Larry McFeely

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Overview

This Friday episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a whirlwind mix of oddball fun facts, science news, and the show’s signature irreverent banter. The team jumps from lung anatomy and debates on breast size irregularities, to wild science news about GPS-driven corn mazes and universal organ transplants, and finally to an outrageously Floridian domestic violence story. As always, the tone is sharp, silly, and a little shocking, with the crew riffing off each other and listener emails.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Celebrity Gossip and Charlie Sheen's Latest

• Discussion about Charlie Sheen returning to headlines: Allegations of him having a relationship with a man (01:23-02:32).
  • Brady questions the validity (“It was a tabloid that put this out.”)
  • John jokes about Sheen’s unpredictability and how tabloids stir things up.
  • Quick detour into quirky producer Toledo’s knowledge of “clams” and the origins of that.

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2. Fun Facts: Lungs, Pasta, and Useless State Trivia

• Lung Anatomy (07:50-08:22)
  • Brady: “Your lungs are not symmetrical. The left lung is smaller and has two lobes. The right lung has three because your heart is where the middle lobe on your left would be.”
  • Holmberg responds with confusion and jokes about piercing lobes.
• Jeopardy-Style State Capitals Trivia (08:35-09:37)
  • The team tries to figure out which U.S. state capital shares no letters with the state name—answer: Pierre, South Dakota.
  • Holmberg: “Son of a. The forgotten state. That’s still a state?”
  • Group muses on whether Dakota should just be one state.

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3. Health, Sleep, and Money

• Windowless Offices Affect Sleep (11:25-11:48)
  • Brady: “People who work in offices without windows sleep an average of 46 minutes less than people that work in offices with windows.”
  • Holmberg pokes fun: "...I want to find out who’s like, what do you do for a living? I just watch people in their offices..."
• Halloween Spending (12:02-12:35)
  • Average celebrant spends $289.
  • Holmberg: “If you're celebrating without kids, I'm celebrating without kids. Every day.”

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4. Light-hearted (and Not-so-light) Debate: Are Left Boobs Always Bigger?

• Listener Email Sparks Boob Size Debate (12:49-13:30; 15:25-16:26; 17:09-17:30)
  • Brett reads a listener’s email: "My right one is bigger, not my left. Okay, get it figured out."
  • Holmberg: “You think you’ve touched more cans than this room?”
  • Radio team jokes that men are more qualified to comment: "We pay more attention to them than you guys do."

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5. Science News: From Corn Mazes to Universal Kidneys

• GPS in Corn Mazes (13:33-15:22)

  • Farms now program corn mazes via GPS to control planting, requiring no mowing after.
  • Holmberg admires the innovation and tells a local anecdote about neighbors’ mini-cornfield.

• Space News & Juvenile Jokes About Uranus (15:46-16:19)

  • Brady: "Scientists also found there might be more rocks inside Uranus."
  • Holmberg: “How many times do we have to tell them?”
  • The crew jokingly suggests throwing things at Brady for bad planet puns.

• Why Aliens Haven't Visited (16:19-16:53)

  • Astrophysicist theorizes: "Maybe we’re just kind of basic."
  • Holmberg: “We're prairie dogs. They're interesting for a second, but I'm not getting involved.”

• Ozempic Might Blunt Effects of Alcohol (16:53-17:02)

  • “Oh, great idea,” says Holmberg, riffing on how medications are repurposed.

• Universal Kidneys (18:04-19:34)

  • New research could allow kidney transplants from any donor, regardless of blood type.
  • Brady: "Anyone could give you a kidney, no matter their blood type."
  • Holmberg (mock-morbid): “That’s good news for the black market now—anyone will do.”

• Brady’s Health Journey (19:35-20:33)

  • Discusses waiting period for transplants due to former cancer.
  • Holmberg: “They're not putting a good kidney in a guy who might have cancer... Kidneys don’t get better. Read about them. They’re horrifying.”

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6. Florida Woman Bites Boyfriend's Junk

(21:45-23:28)

• The Weird News Story:
  A Gainesville woman gets into a drunken fight with her boyfriend, picks up scissors, gets physical, and bites his genitals.
  • Brett: "How many of the three do you think she gets in on?"
  • Holmberg: “When she drops down for the bite, she’s catching a knee to the face on the way down.”
• Crew debates logistics of defending oneself from such an attack, adding trademark humor.

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7. Brady Videos Segment - The Usual Odd, Graphic Fare

(24:00-28:50)

• Skiing accident footage—gruesome leg injury.
• "Giant volleyball" knocks over children in a third world country; more jokes at their expense.
• "Foot cheese": Grating off diseased skin, eliciting disgust in-studio.
• A “Pepsi Challenge” with drinks, which devolves into a bizarre and gross family scenario.
• Additional videos: bodily function shock value (notably outrageous, as always).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Odd Polls:
  Holmberg (12:23): “If you're celebrating without kids, I'm celebrating without kids. Every day.”
• On Boob Sizes:
  Brett (17:09): "My right one is bigger, not my left. Okay, get it figured out."
  Holmberg (17:30): "You think you’ve touched more cans than this room?...But I think as far as a variance of breast touching, this room is more qualified to talk than just your lopsided right. Can looney tune."
• On Science News Puns:
  Brady (15:46): "Scientists also found there might be more rocks inside Uranus."
  Holmberg (16:02): "Can we get things to throw at him? Like, when that happens, bricks."
• On Universal Kidneys:
  Holmberg (18:28): “Oh boy. That's good news for the black market now anyone will do.”
• On Floridian News:
  Brett (22:52): "How many of the three you think she gets in on?"
  Holmberg (23:04): “When she drops down for the bite, she's catching a knee to the face on the way down.”
• On Bizarre Challenges:
  Holmberg (30:57): “That’s my brother, and that’s my dad. That’s the Japanese game show I came up with years ago. Five wangs hanging out of a wall. Five glory holes. Sight, touch, and taste — you have to guess which one is your father.”

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Charlie Sheen discussion: 01:02–02:32
• Lung facts & state capital quiz: 07:50–09:37
• Windowless offices & Halloween spending: 11:25–12:35
• Boob size debate & listener feedback: 12:49–13:30, 15:25–17:30
• Science News (GPS corn mazes, Uranus joke, alien theory): 13:33–16:53
• Ozempic and alcohol, universal kidneys: 16:53–19:34
• Brady’s kidney health update: 19:35–20:33
• Florida woman bites boyfriend’s junk: 21:45–23:28
• Brady videos segment: 24:00–28:50

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Final Thoughts

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is classic for fans: silly, occasionally crude, and jam-packed with odd science, anatomy debates, weird news, and jaw-dropping videos. The hosts riff on everyday news and scientific discoveries with tongue-in-cheek irreverence, and don’t hold back on gross-out or off-color humor. You can skip the videos if you’re squeamish, but the banter and news take on everything from kidneys to corn mazes is pure HMS.

Transcript

[Holmberg]

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[Holmberg]

I had him in the death know how many years ago and he is just still thriving. That is just strange to me. Pud la mod right there. I thought for sure we'd lose him. He went nuts twice. Usually that second time going nuts is the ending. But went nuts. Calm down. Like I'm all right. Then he went nuts again. Like if Charlie Sheen goes nuts again, we'll know this is it. Wes has done it a couple times for puddle him up.

[Brady]

Well, there's the hear the Charlie Sheen. The most recent. He's been dating a a man for the last couple of years.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that's been a part of that documentary was him saying I banged dudes. He did.

[Brady]

And now they're saying, oh, he's been actually in a relationship.

[Holmberg]

He likes the. Whether or not likes the peepees. What do you mean whether or not you think that's a lie?

[Brady]

Well, because the. It was a tabloid that put this out.

[Holmberg]

I like how you say that.

[Brady]

The tabloids.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, but it could be I'm, you know, so what? Yeah, but you think maybe it's he's going crazy again and that's why he's eating.

[Brady]

I think he's trying to be. I mean he's definitely enjoying being back into the limelight in a way and.

[Holmberg]

That led him straight to.

[Brady]

But I I just think if you watch that documentary like you know his parents and Emilio, the ones that were like look, we don't know what to expect here.

[Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brady]

He's. It sounds like. We hope that works out because the.

[Holmberg]

Documentary, they don't say any.

[Brady]

Nothing about the relationship, so.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, well, they don't say a word. So it's assumed. They're like, we don't know what this. They just might not have wanted to be part of it.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

But anyway, Charlie Sheen is. He's in town right now and I'm here. Welcome, Charlie93 3. Good for him. I like Charlie's movies. It's a thing. And by the way, I found out Toledo told me why he knows so much about clams. He accidentally searched clam cucking. He put in shucking and Lou and he learned that it was like, what's this? And it taught him a lot of things. So it's been waiting about seven years to use all this information. Finally, it happened on the show. It's eight o'. Clock. By the way, the word for the eight o' clock hour this morning's flying by as Band B A N D. Not B, A, double N E. I'm not even gonna spell for it because you'll get confused. Band like, what a great band. Not as in everyone is banned. B A N d is the 8 o' clock word. Get on that thing. You got 40 minutes starting right about now. It should open up right as it turns eight on that computer. Some people email and go, it's not working. It's not working. It's because it's not technically eight on your computer for another seven or eight seconds. So hop on that. Just keep trying. You got 40 minutes to figure it out. Don't email me that. It didn't work the first time. When you've got 40 minutes, figure it out on your own. Call it, do what you do. But hop on that app. Got all that money waiting for and somebody's gonna take it today. Take our money, take it in the app and you can hop on that right now. Band B A N D. Right now, it's time for Brady to give you all the news that Brady knows. It's called the Brady Report and it's brought to you by our [e-mail] all pro shade. The guys from All Pro Shadows chatting with me. I've got an idea at my house now. I want to do one, but they're all over the place. 20 years in the business, putting up shades, doing all sorts of stuff. Their new commercial is also hilarious. Showed it to me yesterday where they talk about how the privacy. Have you seen with the guy dragging the dead Body. Oh, it's fantastic work as a Halloween theme. But he's dragging a dead body, and he looks, and he notices that somebody's looking. And then he just puts the shades down and says, privacy for whatever you want to do. That's pretty great.

[Larry McFeely]

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[Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it. Happy National Pasta Day.

[Holmberg]

Oh, congratulations, Brett. Thanks. What are you gonna make? Should have took the day off. Is that I'm going to Pacinos. No. Hey, Brett, I gotta warn you. That guy in the corner's got a quick trigger finger. Four dagos in the kitchen just talking. Four people in the back with blood on their hands. Jason, I think you need to leave. Pacinos. It's time for we get Jason Barry a special meal. A special Jason Barry off the menu. How many times you gonna come to Pacinos and start to bang us around, Jason? Why? It's not me. It's the health inspector. Yeah, but you're the one with the buzzer, you piece of. What pasta would you do if you were to recommend one for National Pasta Day? I'm always, you know, I. I always like ravioli. You like the ravioli? Hardest one to make. That and tortellini's opinion. Tortellini. I didn't know why that's. Put the curves in there and stuff. Yeah.

[Limitless TRT Announcer]

Oh, no.

[Holmberg]

I'm saying tortellinis are easy. They just pour them out of the bag into the water. But I'm saying the rav. Raviolis are tough because if you screw that up, when you pour the bag.

[Brady]

In the water, they're really soft out of the can.

[Holmberg]

Oh, and the can. They're perfect. Just. You can actually just do like Ed Gein does. Heat your stove and put the can right on. You're both assholes. I don't know why you'd sit out there with your. Your wap hands trying to curve up some ravioli. How many raviolis do you make? If you're making ravioli, it's got to take 12 hours.

[Brady]

The class year.

[Holmberg]

I made 500. 500.

[Brady]

Do you make mini raviolis?

[Holmberg]

No, they're regular. Regular big ones. And with your hands. Well, you just. Yeah. I mean, you put.

[Brady]

You.

[Holmberg]

I mean, I make the dough, I make the cheese, make everything, man. Oh, man, that's too much, bro. That's what I do on Christmas break. That's. You just make raviolis? Well, not the entire. But yeah. A couple days before Christmas, whole entire break. Just pumping ravioli. Horrible. I can't imagine. Especially when they sell it right there in that.

[Brady]

What is it a labor of love?

[Holmberg]

It is. Thank you, Brady. That incredible Chef Boyardee, he makes those just hit the bottom. Hear that noise? You. Basically, I can eat it right out of the can cold. Sometimes you and Jason Barry can kiss my ass. Oh, yeah. Ass kissing in the kitchen. Two violations.

[Brady]

It's also a national payback. A friend day.

[Holmberg]

That's what Pacinos is gonna. Yeah. Hello, Channel 3. We're Pacinos. We'd like to deliver some meals for you. We. Thanks for all the free time. Our friends over here at the Kicking Crab would also like to join us. Want some clams, Barry? I'll bring them home to the wife.

[Brady]

Couple of baseless fun facts.

[Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady]

Your lungs are symmetrical. The left lung is smaller.

[Holmberg]

Asymmetrical.

[Brady]

They are not symmetrical. Sorry.

[Holmberg]

Asymmetrical.

[Brady]

The left lung is smaller and has two lobes. The right lung has three. Because your heart is where the middle lobe on your left would. Would be.

[Holmberg]

You have no idea what you're saying.

[Brady]

They're not symmetrical.

[Holmberg]

That's right. That's it. We just stand there. We don't know where lobes are and what the picture. Can you get those pierced? Yeah, probably. Your lung lobes.

[Brady]

Any lobe you can get.

[Holmberg]

Supposed lobes are pierceable.

[Brady]

Pierce your uvula.

[Holmberg]

Do they. Do I understand that? Do they. Why did you bring that up? That's the thing hanging in the back of your throat.

[Brady]

That's kind of like a lobe.

[Holmberg]

You would pierce that throat lobe.

[Brady]

There's only one state capitol that doesn't share any letters in the state. It's the capital of the.

[Holmberg]

Holy cow. That's a thinker.

[Brady]

It is I.

[Holmberg]

It's so any letter in the whole state.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

So it has to be. Well, those O's in Columbus. What's the question again? There's the capital of the state. Spelling has no letters that the state has. So I'm thinking like a small. That war torn. Oregon.

[Brady]

Salem.

[Holmberg]

Oregon has ease. Salem has ease. This is hard. Olympia. No. Washington has an Idaho.

[Brady]

What'd you say?

[Holmberg]

Idaho. God, that's tough. I don't know.

[Brady]

Pierre. South Dakota.

[Holmberg]

Son of a. The forgotten state. That's still a state. Is that still. They still open at least? I don't know if they're open still. I think they might have shut down. I don't know why there's a North and South Dakota. They both suck. Well, I don't know. They both suck, but there only needs to be a single. Yeah, I'm with you. Let's just do it. What's with both Dakotas? Didn't Trump want to combine Dakotas at one point? I wouldn't doubt it. I think that was early on. He wanted to combine the daughters.

[Brett]

Christie. Noem, about that.

[Holmberg]

You've got all that Dakota and there's nobody there. Why are we. California has 40 million people. Dakota has like 18 people. Why are there two? One glorious big Dakota.

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[Brady]

People who work in offices without windows sleep an average of 46 minutes less than people that work in offices with windows.

[Holmberg]

Huh. You know what? I want to retire and do those. I want to find out who's like, what do you. What do you do for a living? I just watch people in their offices, and if they've got windows, I monitor their sleep. What are you, a sociopath? You freak?

[Brady]

I follow them home a little bit.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, follow them home and then I time their sleep, finding some amazing stuff. About Windows versus no windows.

[Brady]

There's two new polls on Halloween spending, and it's not a cheap holiday, especially for parents. One poll found the average person who celebrates will spend $289 on average. But the. That includes parents and non. And non parents.

[Holmberg]

Huh? It's everybody.

[Brady]

That's an everyone poll. I don't know why they put in.

[Holmberg]

Either. You are. You aren't a parent. There's no reason to like, that includes everybody, parents or non parents. That's all of us. If you're celebrating without kids, I'm celebrating without kids. Every day.

[Brady]

It's 190.

[Brett]

You're celebrating without kids. You're not a parent.

[Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I. That's a good point. I. I misread one of the marches. I thought it was no kids March, and I actually did sign up for that. And then I saw that. Oh, it's.

[Brett]

And then you got the flyer.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. By the way, Winston, our friend Winston has emailed in and kind of expanded on Brady's lung lobe thing. He goes, you know, left boobs are bigger. That's why I love heart side booby. I don't know that's a real thing. But now I want to monitor heart side boobies are bigger. Is that a real thing?

[Brett]

Is he saying the left one?

[Holmberg]

Yeah. The heart side boobs are the better boobs or the bigger boobs? Bigger is better.

[Brady]

Huh?

[Holmberg]

And you can get those pierced. And then you shove cornmeal in her clam and you go to sleep. That's what Toledo taught me.

[Brady]

And now it's time for some science news.

[Holmberg]

Okay, who's carrying Brady?

[Brady]

Hello, my friends. Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news.

[Holmberg]

Science.

[Brady]

Popular Science did a deep dive in how corn mazes are made. It used to be simple. Just cut a path. But now a lot of farms use GPS to do it. There's even a tech that tells tractors where to not plant seeds so that there's no cutting required. The corn just you plant it. The seeds to make the path.

[Holmberg]

Huh.

[Brady]

So in other words, when you. You basically set your maze up.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I knew that just by planting the seeds, it'll put the grid and you just put the seeds.

[Holmberg]

Oh, so you don't go through and mow out the maze.

[Brady]

So it just doesn't.

[Holmberg]

It grows in the form of the thing. Oh, okay. And that's the technology is when the field's empty.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

The thing just drops seeds to build the. The beetles or whatever they're doing.

[Brady]

Yeah. Because. And then the other way they did it. That was a couple of years ago. They would GPS it.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then take an aerial view.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. They'd put in the coordinates of the corn thing, and then the tractor would go through and mow it out. It's actually just amazing. The GPS tractors and stuff they've got. When you see what goes on in real farming is amazing. By the way, I noticed the folks over there Bite lost. Our home rescue. They plant corn in their front yard and their very small front yard. And this summer was rough. They tried a new crop of something and it died somewhere in July. I noticed a few weeks ago, as Amy and I go back and forth and we drive up that road, they put corn back in and it's thriving. They did an excellent job. It was very funny to watch a typical Arizona neighborhood front yard, which is just a postage stamp, and the rows were hoed like, oh, new crop going in. Came in corn. And I'm super proud of them. This. This is going to be a big one. Last year, they had pumpkins, and they just sat in front of their house for months, rotten and stuff. What in the.

[Brett]

So the theory is left side boob.

[Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Except Margot Robbie coming out of the bedroom. And Wolf of Wall street and her heart booby on the left. I mean, I guess you'd have to feel. It does look a little bigger, but I think I might be posed like her angling. That is a fantastic picture of a person.

[Brady]

In Space News, Elon Musk's giant starship rocket had its 11th test flight. It went very well. Scientists also found there might be more rocks inside Uranus.

[Holmberg]

How many times do we have to tell them?

[Brady]

Can we get Neptune?

[Brett]

Can we get things to throw at him? Like, when that happens, bricks.

[Holmberg]

Like big, large cinder blocks, but okay. Cinder blocks.

[Brett]

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

[Brady]

Fists.

[Brett]

Yeah, you'd think twice about doing that.

[Holmberg]

We're gonna change science news to Kirby's.

[Brett]

No, he wouldn't.

[Holmberg]

No, he wouldn't. He'd still do it.

[Brady]

An astrophysicist at the University of Maryland do it. Has a new theory why aliens haven't contacted us yet. He says maybe we're just kind of basic.

[Holmberg]

They look at us and they're the Taylor Swift of the galaxy. Great. We're like the groundhogs at the zoo.

[Brett]

We probably are.

[Holmberg]

We're prairie dogs. They're interesting for a second, but I'm not getting involved. That's. That's a pretty good theory. I think that they looked at us and went, there's gotta be Something else. We're just a bad TV show.

[Brady]

A study found Ozemp. Ozempic might blunt the effects of alcohol. Keep you from getting drunk so fast.

[Holmberg]

Oh, great idea.

[Brady]

Another cell?

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, it's a sell. You can drink yourself to sleep and not know it. And lose tons of pounds while your bones decalcify.

[Brett]

Guys, female listener here. This is some of the best radio I've listened to in forever. But I love how a man chimed in on boob size.

[Brady]

Idiots.

[Brett]

My right one is bigger, not my left. Okay, get it figured out.

[Holmberg]

We are familiar with rice.

[Brady]

It started out so good.

[Holmberg]

Maybe you're deformed, lady.

[Brett]

You think you're the anomaly?

[Holmberg]

You think you've touched more cans than this room? No, I guarantee you she hasn't. Or she's lesbie friends, that's not my business. But I think as far as a variance of breast touching, this room is more qualified to talk than just your lopsided right. Can looney tune. Leave it to a man to mansplain breast to me. I'm like, I'm looking to men for that. We pay more attention to them than you guys do. You just feel to see if they're sick. You're not really into them. We're into it.

[Brett]

You get them smashed all the time.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The biggest news and science is international team of researchers figuring out how to create universal kidneys.

[Holmberg]

Hey, Brady, your algorithm's kicking in to save your life.

[Brady]

They're still perfecting it, but it would be huge for people waiting for on transplants.

[Holmberg]

You.

[Brady]

Anyone could give you a kidney no matter their blood type.

[Holmberg]

Oh boy. That's good news for the black market now anyone will do.

[Brady]

Oh yeah, they can basically convert to.

[Brett]

So how's your negotiations going?

[Brady]

None.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Wait, I gotta wait.

[Brett]

Well, you couldn't line one up though.

[Holmberg]

It's like two years.

[Brady]

No, you can't.

[Brett]

Oh, you gotta wait 10 years.

[Brady]

As far as lined up, there's been numerous people that said I'll give you.

[Holmberg]

Oh sure, but you can't have one for a couple years because of the cancer. They're not putting a good kidney in a guy who might have cancer.

[Brady]

You gotta let it clear.

[Brett]

Oh, I thought you said make sure.

[Holmberg]

It doesn't come back.

[Brett]

Gotcha.

[Holmberg]

He doesn't have it right now, but if he got it again. So they give him two years, they figure, all right, he's ignored him for two years, we can stuff it. A dead kid's kidney inside Brady and he'll live for another 10.

[Brett]

How long?

[Holmberg]

And then.

[Brady]

And then at that time, two years from now, if the kidney's still functioning.

[Holmberg]

You get your hopes up that this other one's gonna stay.

[Brett]

You think it's gonna rebound?

[Brady]

Hoping it rebounds a little more. What are you shaking?

[Holmberg]

Because it's not. He's gonna need. Kidneys don't get better.

[Brett]

Come on. He's gonna be 175 pounds in two years.

[Holmberg]

It's. He's doing the right thing. Kidneys don't get better. Read about them. They're horrifying. When Brady got this, I started doing more research.

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[Holmberg]

This is exactly because I knew he wouldn't. And boy, oh, boy, they're not.

[Brett]

How often you got to go in and get tested, See if it's gone.

[Brady]

Twice a year for the next three years and then. Or two years and then to check the case once a year. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

So twice for two years for the next two years and once for the next three years. Starting now.

[Brett]

So four times and. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

What? You're nodding. Yes.

[Brady]

Four times in two years.

[Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

And then three times in three years.

[Holmberg]

After the four years. Yeah, so you should have just said seven times over the next seven years.

[Brady]

It's over the next five years.

[Holmberg]

No, five years. Okay. There you go. Just get your kidneys checked. He's going to need a new one. That one's not going to stay good. So kidney disease doesn't go. We're.

[Brady]

We quit.

[Holmberg]

It just keeps going.

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[Holmberg]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

There's a Florida woman in Gainesville, Florida. She's charged with battery after a physical altercation with her boyfriend. This happened last Sunday morning. The sheriff's deputies responded to reports of a person screaming for help inside a home. They found the victim shaking and out of breath with injuries to the neck, arms and back. Maya Taylor was her name. She became physically aggressive towards her boyfriend, arguing over alcohol. They said she picked up a pair of scissors and threatened self harm, but then went after her boyfriend. And according to reports, he began to scratch, punch and bite his genitals.

[Holmberg]

Just the genitals. He couldn't get out of the way. She had three different moves and he just stayed there for all.

[Brady]

Made a power move and scratch, punch and bite and clamped on.

[Holmberg]

I might get you a scratch, you might even get a punch in, but you're not doing all three. Once you drop down low for the bite.

[Brett]

How many of the three you think she gets in on?

[Brady]

She was chomping.

[Brett]

First one.

[Holmberg]

This broad?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

She's gonna surprise me with the scratch and then land a punch because that's both hand work. So we can go left right with that. The second she drops down to go, I'm bonking her in the top of the head.

[Brett]

You'll allow the scratch on the fact that it could have been an accident?

[Larry McFeely]

No.

[Brady]

I'm also saying she was really drunk.

[Holmberg]

You've got two hands. What I'm saying is you got two hands. Left hand scratches, right hand punches. That's gonna happen. Boom, boom. When she drops down for the bite, she's catching a knee to the face on the way down.

[Brett]

That's what I'm saying.

[Holmberg]

Or she's getting hit in the back of the head.

[Brady]

He had been so hammered he could barely move.

[Holmberg]

She starts to gnaw on your.

[Brady]

No. Chompers are getting near.

[Holmberg]

Even when things are going well, if she's getting a little toothy, she's running the risk of taking one on the top of the melon. Are you biting this? What are you doing? By the way, Winston says tell that floppy breasted lady listening, her heart is probably on the right side a little bit.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. My guess is, Winston, that her heart's somewhere down by her hips yelling at us about boobs. Like we don't know. I'm insulted.

[Brady]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[Holmberg]

All right, go.

[Brady]

First one's a.

[Holmberg]

Stretch.

[Brady]

First one's a downhill skiing accident.

[Brett]

Oh, you got the ones from yesterday. Okay.

[Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett]

I was gonna say you didn't send any.

[Holmberg]

We're going downhill. Oh, you got to turn off the science news. This guy's going through the slalom. He's got the slalom course and he's.

[Brady]

I think it's a woman.

[Holmberg]

Oh, it's a woman. Okay. It's in Spanish, so we don't know. Oh, it's in slow mo. She hits the first gate, loses, Loses a ski. Knee is already broken.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

One. One of her legs is a Z. As she tumbles in slow motion towards the camera with the Z leg. She's out cold. Busted the other half of her leg. Oh, my God. Oh, Lord. That thing is just flat like it is National Pasta Day. And that noodle is cooked.

[Brett]

Oh, and then on her head.

[Holmberg]

That lady is not in good shape after that.

[Brady]

No, I know you and Brett will enjoy the next one. It's a giant volleyball.

[Holmberg]

Huge.

[Brady]

And kids.

[Holmberg]

Oh, it is a massive volleyball. And it just took out a plan again.

[Brady]

Just brush them off.

[Holmberg]

It's a third world child that goes, oh, this 400 pound volleyball falls from the sky and puts his face in that awful third world dirt he lives in. Good news is it's the best meal he's had in a long time in that dumpy country.

[Brady]

The last one is foot cheese.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, this is the bottom of a foot that is very diseased. And they're gonna scrape it, aren't they? Right onto some black, like. Oh, so you see it all. Oh, my God. That cheese grater. That is. All that is, is a giant cheese grater. I bought that at Harbor Freight. That isn't the kitchen bath store.

[Brady]

They got it at the tent sale.

[Holmberg]

That's the beyond of the. Oh. Oh, my Lord. What? What is that disease that your feet grow according to? Literally, Parmesan psoriasis. That's psoriasis.

[Brett]

According to the comment.

[Holmberg]

Holy Moses. I see, like, a dime sized version of the Parmesan growing on my foot. I'm definitely looking into options. I'm not going to let it cover. Tip to. To heal, man. Oh, man, that's gross. All right, Brett, close it up. All right. By the way, the word for 8 o' clock is banned. B A N D. Get on it. You got 20 more minutes. Go ahead. We'll start off with this one. Oh, little Pepsi challenge. It's a girl with a four. There's milk, yogurt, and two questionable drinks. She's sipping on the milk that's just milk. She's guessed the first one correct. The second one threw the straw in the mystery box of drink. Oh, that's just yogurt. She's right. That's yogurt. Two for two. Let's go to the third mystery beverage. Oh, my God. She's. She's drinking an awful lot of it. Oh, she's finished the whole glass. That's a tricky one. That's a tricky one. She's not going to guess on three yet. Number four. Another mystery glass. That's definitely. That's definitely my brother's one. She said the other one was her dad. She said the second one is her father. Does she drink milk yogurt? Her brother and her dad didn't see that coming. Pardon the pun. Send that to everybody we know. That's a good one. That's a tricky one. She says because she wasn't sure. All right, here's. Okay. Naked masked lady bent over a loogie. Oh, she's bent over the. She's face to face. Oh, she's gonna loogie in this guy's mouth. Oh, he looks like a baby bird. Oh, God, no. Oh, she's just. Oh, my God. Oh, she's. She can't hack. It's like when she's got popcorn hulls stuck in the back of her throat.

[Brady]

Forcing it too much.

[Holmberg]

Oh, that's four. Just.

[Brady]

Okay. Produce.

[Holmberg]

God, whatever you're saying ain't right. You're a. Oh, what did your to do to you? Oh, all right, this next one. Oh, my God. There's a.

[Brady]

What is between a felt there, a.

[Holmberg]

Fat guy laying there, and a lady's got that belt trick to make the belt all over the top of his wi.

[Brady]

I've done that.

[Holmberg]

That doesn't hurt. She's holding it with her feet.

[Brady]

Oh, that's good.

[Holmberg]

That is very satisfying. She is hurting that guy with a belt. He likes it. That's pretty much it. He stays pretty aroused the whole. He doesn't finish. We're not gonna. And then that girl comes by and guesses. Let's just go with this. All right. There's a. Wow, that's a massive butt plug in a woman. I mean, it's the size of a dish. It's like a plate. Oh, my God. She's given birth to a neon cactus. It all fell out. It's about. There's the after. There's the after. Look at that.

[Brady]

It looks like.

[Holmberg]

It looks like. It's like.

[Brady]

It's a wound.

[Holmberg]

Looks like a giant bomb. Pop a Popsicle, although this doesn't melt. And then it comes out of her bottom. And then the after effects of it is just devastating. Just. Yeah, just scorched earth back there. Now, that one got. I got out of my chair. I didn't realize I was standing up. Oh, here's somebody pooping out chips or something onto a plate. Their butt is incredibly shiny. And another person, they're pooping out potatoes onto a plate with cigarettes. Look at the rosebud coming out. The rosebud's trying to push out the last potato chip. There's somebody sitting down watching this thing next to the plate. What? What is that? I think it's potatoes. It does look like cut potatoes. Papas stored over the shrimp. Three violations. Is it food delivered from an anus onto a plate with ashtray remnants? Two violations.

[Brady]

What then is the second? What else is that plate set up for? Is that. Next up, chickpeas. Couscous.

[Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Oh, there's a little poofy on that one. I didn't see that. That other potato had some rabbit poop on it.

[Brady]

That's what those chickpeas are.

[Holmberg]

Why is her butt all like. Her butt cheeks are lubed up. Like the whole thing is all shiny. That's all you got? That's all right. Thanks for that. Yeah. I literally got up out of my chair and didn't know I was standing. Your videos make me want to run. That's my brother. Completely classless. I loved every second of it.

[Brady]

Yuck.

[Holmberg]

That's my brother, and that's my dad. That's the Japanese game show I came up with years ago. Five wangs hanging out of a wall. Five glory holes. Sight, touch and taste. You have to guess which one is your father. He got a million dollars. There was that Australian radio show that had that father and daughter on there, and they offered him money to make out, and they did.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Holmberg]

It was gross. The word for the next 15 minutes is banned. B, A, N, D. And you put that in the promo code right there on the app for the 8 o' clock square. And then 9 o', clock, we do another one. Is Ian in? He's coming today.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's here.

[Holmberg]

And bag is here. I love him. He's Canadian.

[Brett]

10Pm improv this weekend.

[Holmberg]

Glorious. We're going to talk to him next. It's 98 KU50. There goes your brandy report. It's out of control now. Okay, you PD.