10-17-25 - Guad Squares - Sad Gene Simmons - John C Reilly - Trump - Pacino/DeNiro - Gay Pride Brady - Ozzy - Emotional Bill Cowher

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Guad Squares (10-17-25)

Episode Focus:
A riotous round of the show’s signature “Guadalupe Squares”—an Arizona take on Hollywood Squares—featuring irreverent celebrity impressions and topical humor. This episode’s cast includes “Sad Gene Simmons,” John C. Reilly (mistakenly booked for Jeannie C. Riley), President Trump, Pacino & De Niro, “Gay Pride Brady,” Ozzy Osbourne, “Emotional” Bill Cowher and more. Loyalties, local references, and over-the-top one-liners drive this all-comedy, rapid-fire roundtable.

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Key Segments & Highlights

Intros & Setup (01:02–02:15)

• The crew pokes fun at each other about obscure references, family hijinks, and classic TV (“Dennis the Menace”).
• Family stories about Brady and Corey set a friendly, playful mood, including talk of suggested obstacle courses for Corey.

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Guadalupe Squares Begin (02:17 onward)

Sad Gene Simmons (02:34–04:46)

• “Gene Simmons” mourns the loss of Ace Frehley and launches into classic KISS-style commercialism over his bandmate’s funeral.
  • Notable Quote:

    "We're eight minutes away from tickets going on sale to the Ace Frehley funeral... get an Ace Frehley towel for crying and, of course, admission..."
    —Gene Simmons impression (03:28)

• Running gags about KISS caskets, funeral ticket pricing, and cheap knockoff merchandise.

Jeannie C. Riley / John C. Reilly Confusion (05:01–06:18)

• Corey's classic mix-up: John C. Reilly is not Jeannie C. Riley, leading to lighthearted ribbing.
  • Notable Quote:

    “You guys called the wrong guy. So let me sing her song: [singing] ‘Her daughter came home one afternoon…’”
    —John C. Reilly impression (05:50)

• Nostalgic talk about “Harper Valley PTA” and Barbara Eden.

President Trump Parody (06:22–08:57)

• “Trump” riffs on executing an imaginary bombing campaign against “Venezuelan druggies,” mixes in braggadocio and digs at Rosie O’Donnell and Governor Pritzker.
  • Notable Quotes:

    “We’re killing druggies. That’s what we do. And I also want to provide—I'm gonna be standing outside a No Kings march dressed up like the Burger King.”
    —Trump impression (06:43) “Rosie O’Donnell smells like Ace Frehley’s body does today... decrepit, drunken rock star dying in the sun.”
    —Trump impression (08:22)

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Impersonation Chaos & Local Humor

Pacino & De Niro Celebrate 50 Years (09:04–10:10)

• Duo riffing on restaurant cleanliness, eating crab, and “National Pasta Day.”
  • Notable Quote:

    “Gonna bring in some girls with great asses!... You gotta try the veal. Oh, the veal was four days overdue."
    —Al Pacino/De Niro impressions (09:12)

Pride "Brady" Marks (10:17–11:16)

• “Pride Brady,” an exaggerated, flamboyant version of Brady, talks up Pride March gear and spirit:
  • Notable Quote:

    “My pants, the crotch and ass are cut out, and there’s my rosebud! Let’s get in my portal and go!”
    —Pride Brady impression (10:38)

• Jokes about fashion, “flocking” Christmas trees, and parade preparations.

Ozzy Osbourne as a Pumpkin Gourd (11:32–13:11)

• Surreal moment as Ozzy returns “as a pumpkin man.”
  • Notable Quote:

    “Even I would borrow Corey's body right now, since I'm nothing more than a gigantic gourd head... Who wants my seeds?”
    —Ozzy impression (12:08)

Emotional Bill Cowher (15:11–16:11)

• “Cowher” lampoons the Steelers’ woes with mock tears.
  • Notable Quote:

    “That Steelers defense isn’t what I built... It’s like watching something die, Brady. It’s not fun.”
    —Bill Cowher impression (15:20)

Tripp Reed – Dodgers Fanatic (16:11–17:15)

• Talks up LA Dodgers World Series hopes, jokes about "BJ’s" (restaurant and adult connotations).
  • Notable Quote:

    “I love LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. My Dodgers are about to be in the World Series. And guess who they’re not playing... I love BJ’s.”
    —Tripp Reed (16:37)

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Game Play: Family, Flirtations, Absurdity

Contestants Donovan & Darcy (17:16–21:59)

• Two callers, revealed to be cousins, play through comedic, innuendo-laced game rounds.
• Sketches riff on awkward family dynamics, including playful flirtation and “kissing cousins” jokes.

Quiz Highlights

• Litigating with God (Question at 18:17)

  • “You can’t sue God.”
    —Tripp Reed (18:44)

• Peeing in the Shower Saves Water (21:32)

  • “I can’t wait. I’m just gonna be coated like a Krispy Kreme by the end of Friday.”
    —Pride Brady (21:00)
  • The answer is TRUE, and the panel milks the scenario for every double entendre.

• Longest Venus Day (23:26–25:03)

  • “A day in Venus? I saw that movie... A day in Venus is a year long, feels like a year!”
    —Trump impression (23:29, 24:34)
  • Leads to riffing on “Uranus” and classic morning radio puns.

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Closing Banter & Local Wrap-Up (25:18–26:53)

• Celebratory note as both cousin contestants win (“That’s never happened before!”).

• Quick talk on Phoenix Rising’s season finale, Raiders-Chiefs Sunday matchup, and soccer skepticism:

  • Notable Quote:

    “The thing that ruins [Rising games] is the soccer.”
    —Corey (26:06)

• More family joking (“Just look up—don’t look down!”).

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Notable Quotes

• Gene Simmons on funerals (03:28):
  “Eight minutes away from tickets to the Ace Frehley funeral... Get an Ace Frehley towel for crying.”
• Trump on “peace” (08:00):
  “I bring peace... across the nation. I can’t stand that fat, reminds me of Rosie O’Donnell... They look exactly. I haven’t smelled the genitals, but that’s an unmistakable scent.”
• Cowher on Steelers (15:20):
  “It’s like watching something die, Brady. It’s not fun.”
• Pride Brady on the parade (10:38):
  “My pants, the crotch and ass are cut out, and there’s my rosebud. Let’s get in my portal and go!”

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Key Timestamps

• 02:17 – Guadalupe Squares kick-off
• 02:34 – Sad Gene Simmons monologue
• 05:01 – Jeannie C. Riley/John C. Reilly confusion
• 06:22 – President Trump parody
• 09:04 – Pacino & De Niro square
• 10:17 – Pride Brady spotlight
• 11:32 – Ozzy Osbourne as a pumpkin
• 15:11 – Emotional Bill Cowher rants
• 16:11 – Tripp Reed/Dodgers
• 18:17 – “Sue God” quiz question
• 21:32 – Pride Brady, peeing-in-the-shower q.
• 23:26 – Trump, “Venus day longer than a year”
• 25:18 – Contest winners wrap-up
• 26:06 – Soccer gripes / local wrap-up

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Tone & Style

• Language: Irreverent, heavily sarcastic, and full of innuendo.
• Format: Madcap impersonation, inside jokes for Arizona locals, and breezy, relentless banter.
• Memorable moments: Fake funerals, ridiculous parade costumes, sports angst, and over-the-top callbacks to radio and pop-culture cliches.

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For New Listeners

This episode encapsulates Holmberg’s style: local flavor with national parodies, ferocious teasing among the cast, and relentless satire. If you’re a fan of improv, celebrity lampoon, and blue-collar Arizona humor, it's a wild ride.

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Transcript

[Larry McFeely]

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[Corey Walsh]

Don't get me wrong, Corey, I appreciate, but not from your smart, smart Alec mouth. All right, he just made a Dennis the Menace reference and all of us are like, what do you know about that? And not only that, a Mr. Will for us too though. I mean, second Mr. It doesn't make any sense. I just been doing some research. What happened? Oh, say again?

[Brady]

I just figured you would like a reference that you remember from your childhood.

[Corey Walsh]

It wasn't my childhood. It was the 50s for God's sake. We still watch Reed. I'm going to punch you, squirrel. I'm going to sweep the other. Sweep the leg, leg. We met Thriller's parents. You did? Last week. And they wanted to take pictures. And you didn't even know about that. But they were.

[Brady]

No, I thought they were joking.

[Corey Walsh]

No, giving Brady ideas of what to do with you for fun, which is try to get you to climb like ladders and.

[Brady]

Yeah, trucks. Let's on the tallest pickup truck and see how long it takes you to get in there.

[Corey Walsh]

Always tell me, you know what you should do with my son. It's like obstacle courses. That's fun.

[Brady]

I love my family.

[Corey Walsh]

No, you have to. Yeah, they couldn't wait to go meet Brady at Bullfrog spas last week and then talk about what gave me a.

[Larry McFeely]

List of a hundred things.

[Corey Walsh]

Here's a.

[Larry McFeely]

Here's a.

[Corey Walsh]

Here's a book I wrote. It's called A Thousand Things to do with Corey's body.

[Brady]

They've been sitting on these ideas for, like, decades and finally got to share it.

[Darcy]

It's in handwriting. You didn't even print it.

[Corey Walsh]

No, no. It's just ideas as they pop up. Things I want to do to it. Anyway, Corey, Thriller Walsh is here. That means it's time for those Guadalupe Squares. So let's get right to it. Here is your host of the Squares. It's Corey Walsh, everybody.

[Brady]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin at top left square. We have a sad Gene Simmons starting out.

[Corey Walsh]

Man.

[Larry McFeely]

What's going on?

[Corey Walsh]

So sorry about that. Thank you. It's Gene Simmons. Very sad. Gene Simmons from Kiss lost Ace Freely yesterday. So it is what it is, my job. I don't like this. Why is Toledo acting like Jack Ruby right now? What is. Please step away from my shoulder immediately. Oh, yeah, you're right. He's not wrong. The music was wrong. I'm very distraught. It's not even the right music and none of us notice the entertainment rule. And that is not. There we go. That's. Leave it to a musician to get that right. Thank you, Richard. I mean, I guess his method of fixing things is to just lean on your arm until you figure it out yourself. Is anyone consoling you over this? Very, very. You know, I'm very. But we're eight minutes away from tickets going on sale to the ace freely Funeral. 35, 90. Get an ace freely towel for crying and of course, admission to Ace Freely's upcoming funeral. And I will eulogize him as only Gene Simmons can, by talking mostly about Gene Simmons Kiss casket. The Kiss casket is there. Ace didn't pay in full, so he didn't get the good one. So it was 39.95 and 59. He got the outlet version. He got the TEU Kiss one. Preferbed. It's the Smooch casket, we call it. It's not even nights in Satan service with the irs. Because Ace didn't have any money. We took it all from him. He didn't get the big Kiss money like I did. But tickets on sale now to go see. And guess who's going to be at the funeral? Brett. Who's that? Kiss. Me and Paul will be there and we'll both. Well, I'm not driving. I have to be driven because. Yeah, of course, I tend to nod off behind the wheel now. And it's just because Ace was so, so sad. Any special. Any other special guests or. Well, of course, Dave Draiman from. He's here now. Dave Dr. Very sad. As well. But not as sad as Gene, because, of course, I'm not a member of kiss. Sorry for that. Wakakai. Yes, exactly. That's how you know who is who. I am crying. And he is Waka Kaing.

[Brady]

Well, it's good to be near friends when you're consoling.

[Corey Walsh]

So true, Cory. So true. Thank you. Corey will be at the funeral as well.

[Brady]

I can't afford it.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay, well, then I'll. And we're not giving any away for free. Yeah, he'll be next to Pete, Chris, Peter. Chris will be there sitting in the back. Of course, he's also going to be cleaning up afterwards. Peter was. We'll lose him soon, too.

[Brady]

All right, now, over to the top, middle square. Jeannie C. Riley.

[Corey Walsh]

What's going on? Sorry about that, man. No, this is a Miss Booking birthday. Jeannie C. Reilly. Jeannie C. Reilly sang Harper Valley pta. Oh, and you guys called me her favorite song. Yeah, it's her birthday. I was wondering why you're like, hey, John C. Reilly, come on down. It's your birthday. I'm like, well, I'm not coming down there for my birthday because Genie C. Riley, I'll sing for you if you want. Who had a teenage daughter who attended Heart Harper Valley Junior High. Well, her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play. I don't know the words all the way through. I just know. Then mom got a note from the Harper Valley pta. That's for Jeannie C. Riley, who is.

[Larry McFeely]

I remember that song.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

It was a thousand years ago. And she's alive still. And it's her birthday and you guys called the wrong guy. So Liam makes his best friend song. He's like, that was your first thought, right?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Barbara Eden is.

[Corey Walsh]

Brady. Barbara Eden was in the movie. Yeah. Very hot genie. But not that genie. I dream of Genie Still. Even old Genie, she had great cans. Brady, I think. I think we're best friends now.

[Larry McFeely]

Cool.

[Corey Walsh]

Do you wanna go to the zoo and feed pumpkins to hippos?

[Brady]

Yes.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, we're gonna do that. Let's do that.

[Brady]

All right, now, top right. Schooler. President Trump. How are you, sir?

[Corey Walsh]

I'm busy bombing some Venezuelan drug. And unfortunately, a couple of them got away.

[Larry McFeely]

Great boat out.

[Corey Walsh]

I took a great photo. Took a great photo. Beautiful. No, we hit them. They're very resilient people. And they're also on cocaine. And the cocaine keeps them alive through the bombing. Sometimes you try to. There's one there. Get a nice job. Pete said, dropped another Big boy there. That's awesome stuff. And you know what I love is we're killing druggies. We're killing the druggies. And that's it. And that's what. That's what we do. And I also want to provide. I'm gonna be standing outside of a no Kings march. Oh, Dressed up like the Burger King. I'm gonna make everybody crazy. I'm gonna do that in a minute. Kill druggies. And they've got two survivors. And we gotta finish them off. Corey. So I've got operatives. That's what they call it, operatives down there in Vena. That's it. Fernando Valenzuela is what we call that place. And we have it very. Although we loved Fernando, didn't we? Vanilla? What a great picture. What a great guy.

[Larry McFeely]

You might get tackled in that Burger King.

[Corey Walsh]

I might get hit by Burger King. It might be fun. Rosie o' Donnell will be there. And she smells like sweat socks. There's no question about that. Could you imagine being Rosie o' Donnell's girlfriend? I bet you she's like Mikey from Life cereals. That woman will eat anything. She'll eat anything. I mean, she goes down on Rosie o', Donnell, I mean, that's like losing the world's worst bet. She makes a choice. She put a ring on her finger and said, tonight's the night I get to come clam out with Rosie o'. Donnell. And like, why. But she does. She's got a partner. And I don't. I don't understand it. I don't understand it.

[Larry McFeely]

Peace to the world.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm bringing peace to everyone. Everyone even. And I'm. Peace and love, you know, and everlasting peace and love even to that fat Governor Pritz. Greg. I hope he dies in the fire, but I bring peace and love across the nation. But I can't stand that fat. He reminds me of Rosie o'. Donnell. They look exactly. She said she moved to Ireland. I elected governor of Illinois. I pretty sure that's rosy. I haven't smelled the genitals, but that's an unmistakable scent.

[Larry McFeely]

We'll have to look into it.

[Corey Walsh]

Brave. You ever been around a dead body? You know, immediately, you know, the. But the smell, that's the same as when Rosie o' Donnell walks in the room. You know that, that, that stinks like 10 dead bodies. Oh, it's too soon to talk about dead bodies. That's right. Rosie ODonnell smells like Ace Freelies. Her smells like Ace Freely's body does today. Just decrepit, drunken rock star Dying in the. Out in the sun. Who knows? Corey, it's time for you to keep going.

[Brady]

Oh, we'll keep you busy here, sir. Let's go on over now, Middle of Square, to celebrate 50 years of friendship. Pacino and De Niro together.

[Corey Walsh]

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro was it. Best friends for fit. Brett, thanks for throwing us this birthday. We're having a great time. Gonna bring in some girls with some great asses. I don't know. I don't know if I want to go out with you. I don't know. I see your restaurants all over that dirty dining report. We gotta get rid of that Jason Barry. He's trouble. He's always popping National Pasta Day. Tried the pasta. Three violations. What? I don't know. I don't know. If I get him doing no King's March, am I gonna do it at Pacinos? I'm not gonna do that. You gotta try the veal. Oh, the veal was four days overdue.

[Brady]

Two violations.

[Corey Walsh]

Jason Barry, get out of my ass. Who are. Who is this guy? I don't know. I think we should go somewhere else. Maybe the. What is that king crabby place that has the dead clams?

[Larry McFeely]

Kicking.

[Brady]

Kicking crab.

[Corey Walsh]

Kicking crabs. We're kicking crabs. We kick. Brett, you ever kick a crab? Oh, not yet. Gonna go kick some crabs. I kicked the crabs once. Beverly d' Angelo had them, gave them to me, and I kicked it. Oh, gotta kick the crabs. You can't have crabs very long. Gotta have a good crab comb. Nothing worse than an itchy taint to teach all the kids.

[Brady]

Okay, over. Now it's gonna be a middle school. We got cried Mars. Brady, what's. Hi. Hi there.

[Corey Walsh]

How you doing?

[Darcy]

I'm Pride Marks.

[Corey Walsh]

Brady.

[Brady]

You set for this weekend?

[Darcy]

Yeah, I've got everything I need. Let's see, I've got my crown.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay. I've got my boa shirt.

[Darcy]

I have my KDKB shirt.

[Brady]

You got the right heels on.

[Darcy]

I'm wearing heels, but I still am short because I'm a spinner.

[Brady]

Six inch heels. You're still short.

[Darcy]

How did I do it? Ooh, 93.

[Corey Walsh]

Three old easy.

[Darcy]

Hi, Mo. I want to go now. Oh, my God. And then, of course, let's see, I've got my pants. The crotch and ass are cut out. And there's my rosebud. Let's get in my portal and go. We're live at the march right now. I'm Pride March Brady. Don't you want to watch me march around? Especially from behind?

[Brady]

It looks like fun over there.

[Darcy]

Yeah, and the weather's perfect for a pride march. If you ask me, I cannot wait to march for pride. Okay, I'm coming back now. Ooh, that was fun. That's my time portal. You know I've got one.

[Corey Walsh]

What song are you listening to out there?

[Darcy]

I don't know, but it's getting close to the holiday season, so get ready to buy one of my Brady Pride March Flocked Trees. I flocked them myself.

[Brady]

Well, I hope you have fun this weekend.

[Darcy]

You know I will.

[Brady]

Let's go over now. The middle right square Ozzy Osbourne.

[Darcy]

If the weekend goes right, I'm gonna be walking like you.

[Brady]

Oh, on one side I.

[Corey Walsh]

My God, what have I walked back into? I thought I died. I died and got away from all this.

[Brady]

Now since you walked, you've gotten pretty good.

[Corey Walsh]

That sounds. That's a Diary of a Mad God. I'm a pumpkin man. They said the Headless Horseman. And I'm the Bodiless Pumpkinhead. What happened to me, Indiana? Made me a giant pumpkin. Brought me back to life. I'm ready to go again. Cory, how are you doing?

[Brady]

I'm good. How about yourself?

[Corey Walsh]

I'm doing well. Even I would borrow Corey's body right now since I'm nothing more than a gigantic gourd head. Sort of. Hey, who wants my seeds? Dig around inside my head and take out my big Aussie seeds and put them in your mouth. You gotta scoop those out and a big orange gloppy head.

[Larry McFeely]

Or bake em.

[Corey Walsh]

Bake my seeds. Brady, get my seeds in your mouth. Sharon. Sharon.

[Darcy]

Ozzy. Are you back as a gourd again?

[Corey Walsh]

I told you I would come back. I would haunt you. But I didn't realize I was going to do it. That's a festive Halloween decoration. But that's what evil would do, isn't it? It would show up as one of those Home Depot skeletons. That's l entering every idiot's front yard right now. Brett. Yeah? Take my seeds. I brought them for you. Are you hanging out with Ace up there? I just saw he's freely on the way out. Yeah, he's coming. Ace, what are you doing? Oh, I see. I get it now. That's what Ace is. Ace is up there now. I'll tell him you said hey. Jean, please tell me. I told him I miss him.

[Brady]

All right, all right. Now over to the bottom left square.

[Corey Walsh]

Britney.

[Brady]

Secrets bear. Give us a hint.

[Corey Walsh]

Good sissies.

[Darcy]

Oh.

[Corey Walsh]

What? I was gonna say something else, but anyway, I would have been 86 years old.

[Larry McFeely]

Today I made over 75 motorcycle jumps ramp to ramp.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay. Reason why I'm so grumpy is just ache. Yeah, Just broke so many bones. All of them. My last jump, 1974, Snake River Canyon. That was the last one. Because you broke every bone in your body.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, I might have had one or two after. I just don't remember.

[Corey Walsh]

You did no research on it. Chances are there were a couple more. No, I'm sure there was. Alright, that was it.

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[Corey Walsh]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Thank you, sir.

[Brady]

Over now the bottom, middle square. Emotional Bill Lauer. How you doing sir?

[Corey Walsh]

It's Bill Cowan. It's not Bill Hours. Bill hours. Checking this thing. You work at a sports station? Forgot Bill Cower's name.

[Larry McFeely]

How about that game last night?

[Corey Walsh]

Telling you what we got Flacco pretty good last night. The Steelers. I'm telling you that' Steelers defense isn't what. That's not what I built. That's not. That's what I'm watching something die, Brady. It's not fun. Tell me about it. Bill Cower is absolutely right. I'm very sad. I talked to my wife V last night. We're gonna have a nice. We're have a nice dinner. Tell you what, Brady, this is not what I built. The Stellars are not who I thought they were. We got Flacco by The bungles. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. It's like losing a good friend. He's right. I lost a good friend as well. Pay attention to me.

[Brady]

Well, I'll let you plan for next week.

[Oliver Star]

Here.

[Corey Walsh]

Tell you what. Next week we're going to be all right, though. We're going to play the packers on Sunday night. Yeah, Aaron. Roger's going to play his little team. We're going to take care of that. That's going to happen. We're going to beat that Aaron Rodgers packing team and get back to business being Pittsburgh Steelers the way we are. I don't like what's going on. And I hate that you don't know my name.

[Brady]

Oh, the Toledo handwriting transcends you in my knowledge. Over now, in the bottom right square, our Lord and Savior, Tripp Reed. Hello, sir.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, hi, Corey.

[Brady]

How you doing?

[Corey Walsh]

I met your parents.

[Brady]

Oh, no. Why?

[Corey Walsh]

Brady at the Bullfro.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

You were there. And the obstacle course they want to set up and put you. I want to start a YouTube channel of Cory Jumps. I love LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. My Dodgers are about to be in the World Series. And guess who they're not playing. Oh, d' Os Marin. Go, BJ's. I've said it my whole life. I love BJ's.

[Brady]

Even international ones. These are Canada.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah. Canadian BJ's are the best because you can send them home. It's like getting, you know, one of those ice people in there. Take care of your Canadian friends. I like them big into portable. Yeah, get me those BJ's.

[Larry McFeely]

They're so friendly.

[Corey Walsh]

Send those BJ's south of the border to LA so my Dodgers can whip them. Yeah.

[Brady]

All right.

[Corey Walsh]

Who's on the phone? We got today, Double D. Donovan and Darcy. Darcy, Donovan. Darcy. Are you a girl?

[Brady]

I am.

[Corey Walsh]

All right, go.

[Darcy]

All right, let's go with bottom right.

[Brady]

Bottom right here. Tripp Reeves starting out.

[Corey Walsh]

Hi, Darcy. How are you?

[Darcy]

Fantastic.

[Corey Walsh]

How are you? I'm doing great. The Dodgers are gonna go to the World Series again. Take that, Diamondback fans. You've got one. That's the same amount of people that Corey's had sexually, save for one. Did you finally hit that milestone? Yeah. Gosh.

[Brady]

Well, I do have a question.

[Corey Walsh]

Darcy, do you want to do it with Corey?

[Brady]

Good.

[Larry McFeely]

Thank you.

[Corey Walsh]

Though, no.

[Brady]

Once again, she hates cripples.

[Corey Walsh]

Bigot.

[Larry McFeely]

Go ahead.

[Brady]

I pay full price for the half the material.

[Corey Walsh]

I'll roll them on top of you and I'll push. All right.

[Brady]

Question here for you, sir. In 1969, a California woman won $100,000 judgment against God for a lightning strike.

[Larry McFeely]

What year was that?

[Brady]

1969.

[Corey Walsh]

All right. Corey, have you ever 69 anything but your pillow?

[Brady]

No.

[Corey Walsh]

Just your pillow, then.

[Brady]

Well, I've tried. It's a little hard to get in there.

[Corey Walsh]

You got one of them body pillows?

[Brady]

No, no, that's a step too far.

[Corey Walsh]

Cut a hole in it and you're a Nation Sutherland. All right, I'll say. No, you can't sue God.

[Brady]

Have you tried?

[Corey Walsh]

I have. I've been litigating with God for years.

[Brady]

He's keeping you around for a reason, Right?

[Corey Walsh]

We've settled.

[Brady]

All right. So you are saying false. Let's see here. Let's go on over here to Darcy. Do you agree or disagree with false?

[Darcy]

I agree.

[Brady]

Correct. Experts are square.

[Corey Walsh]

Excellent work, Darcy. Yeah, thank you.

[Brady]

There we go. Hop on over now to Donovan. Make your choice.

[Corey Walsh]

Hey, cuz. How you doing? Darcy's my cousin. Is that true? Yeah.

[Brady]

I haven't talked to her in years, so it's actually kind of nice to hear her voice.

[Corey Walsh]

Darcy, is this true?

[Darcy]

This is true.

[Corey Walsh]

Donovan and Darcy are related?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Corey Walsh]

Through our mom's side. Yeah. Creepy. Wow. That's never happened. A little bit. 25 years of this and choked up.

[Darcy]

Everyone's the family.

[Corey Walsh]

Are we kissing cousins or. Just because I live in Buckeye doesn't mean I'm from Buckeye. Darcy, is that true? Was he ever trying anything with you? Never.

[Larry McFeely]

One friendly reason.

[Corey Walsh]

Never tried. Why is Darcy not attractive? Donovan, what's wrong with you? Never attracted to that cousin?

[Brady]

No.

[Corey Walsh]

I mean, she's pretty, but not like in that way. You know? She's not your type. Not in that way. Yeah, because she's blood related.

[Brady]

You like?

[Corey Walsh]

I thought you meant, like, maybe she had a weight issue or something.

[Larry McFeely]

We tried once.

[Corey Walsh]

There was no chemistry. She's pretty, but. Yeah. She smells like Rosie o'.

[Larry McFeely]

Donnell.

[Corey Walsh]

I'm sorry. Back to the game.

[Brady]

No worries, man. Go ahead and make a choice there, Donovan. What square do you want?

[Corey Walsh]

Let's go with Pride Brady, because that's awesome. All right.

[Brady]

Pride Brady.

[Darcy]

I knew he'd be into me because he wasn't into girls or he'd have tried Donovan already. Here we go. Oh, baby. Are we gonna have a good weekend? So excited. We're gonna march up and down Central with my song on. You ever seen it? You know what I love? Two things. I love my. And bacon. And I make bacon strips in my thong every time I'm in it. I can't wait. I'm just gonna be coated like a Krispy Kreme by the end of Friday.

[Brady]

Are you going both days?

[Darcy]

I'm going both ways. Both days, my friend. Go to town on this leather Cheerio. Cause it's not raining. Oh, but it's raining men. That's for sure. I'm a little bear. I'm like the baby Goldilocks stole the bed from Tiny Bear. Ooh, guess which car I'm Miata. My lebaron. And inside, it's gonna be a chocolate Lebaron once we get that backdoor fondue erupting. Art, ask me my question.

[Corey Walsh]

All right.

[Brady]

All right. Peeing in the shower can solve 661 gallons of water per year.

[Darcy]

If I pee in a shower, it saves water.

[Brady]

661 gallons.

[Darcy]

Why don't I just pee in my mate? How much does that save?

[Brady]

Cory, you should just ask them.

[Darcy]

I will, but you know how I answer. I'll have to say I don't know. Let's go to the shower and find out.

[Corey Walsh]

Cory, no.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Darcy]

I think we should.

[Corey Walsh]

No.

[Brady]

You don't want half a man. You want a full man.

[Darcy]

I'll take half a man. A full man. I'll make you a full man. I'll make you a very full man. I will feed you all day.

[Brady]

No, thank you.

[Darcy]

You unzip my pants. Welcome to Porkopolis. I'll say that's probably true. No FL Flush.

[Brady]

Okay, so you're saying true now. Donovan, do you agree or disagree with True.

[Darcy]

Happy pride, Donovan.

[Corey Walsh]

I agree. Correct.

[Brady]

Circle for that one.

[Darcy]

They're all winners today.

[Brady]

It's all working out. All right, let's hop on back over to Darcy. Make your selection.

[Darcy]

Let's go with Trump.

[Brady]

President Trump. All right.

[Corey Walsh]

For the win. Corey, we're out of time. And it always comes down to Trump. Trump for the win. We'll see what we get out of this. I think it's gonna be great.

[Brady]

You ready for it, Darcy?

[Corey Walsh]

Your last name, please?

[Darcy]

Bomber.

[Corey Walsh]

Okay, that seems pretty white and American. Welcome. You can stay, Donovan. You're related to her? Similar.

[Brady]

Horn.

[Corey Walsh]

Horn. It's pretty ethnic. I don't know if I like that one at all. There's a lot of letters in Donovan.

[Brady]

Is that a silent H?

[Larry McFeely]

You want to grab that horn?

[Corey Walsh]

I want to grab it.

[Darcy]

I want to grab his horn. Can I tug your horn, Donovan? Toot, toot. You can treat me like a cousin anytime, Brody.

[Corey Walsh]

I don't know. I think that's Pretty gross. I don't know.

[Brady]

All right, question here for you, sir.

[Corey Walsh]

Go ahead.

[Brady]

A day in Venus is longer than a year on Venus.

[Corey Walsh]

A day in Venus? I saw that movie when I was 22 years old. A day in Venus. She was a beautiful lady. We spent the whole day watching Venus. Take it. I don't know. A day in Venus. Is there a day in Venus? I mean, I'll tell you right now, if anyone's Venusian, I'm sending them home. That's what I'll do. I don't like the Venus. But a month in Uranus is what Brady's looking for. I'm leaving. I knew it was coming.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm leaving.

[Corey Walsh]

And so did Brady all weekend. Brady's gonna be spending most of the time in his sci fi dream dressed up as Garlac. He's dying over the gay uration.

[Brady]

Actually losing it.

[Corey Walsh]

Urinate your. What do you call Uranus? A urination. A urine in urinary urination. Well, that would be a. Uranium is good. I like that. We need more uranium. We've got to get those precious uranium metals back before the Chinese hate. The Chinese hate them. I'll probably say. What was the question? A day on Uranus.

[Brady]

A day Venus is longer than a year on Venus.

[Corey Walsh]

Penis is longer than.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no. Venus.

[Corey Walsh]

Venus if you will. They send for Brittany. A boy to kiss or. Never mind. I'll say that's probably true. A day in Uranus is a year long Feels like a year. She's a. On a mountaintop Goddess on a mountain top Venus on the mountaintop Banana. You want a little bit better Banana Rama. Probably the greatest. Were they American? They were English.

[Brady]

Were they American?

[Corey Walsh]

Oh, my God. He's coming back to Venus. All right, go ahead. I'll say that's probably.

[Brady]

You're saying true now. Here. Darcy for the win. Do you agree or disagree?

[Darcy]

I agree.

[Brady]

Correct.

[Corey Walsh]

Excellent beater cousin. Well, not the way he wanted, but hold on. Donovan and Darcy. Everybody wins something. That's nice. That's weird. Cousins made it through first time on the show.

[Larry McFeely]

Wow, that's.

[Brady]

What are the chances?

[Corey Walsh]

That's never happened before.

[Brady]

Well, I did say Buckeye, so how. It's a very deep. Is that gene pool in the first place?

[Corey Walsh]

Good point. Excellent. That's it. Corey's going to watch the Rising closing their season out tonight. Oh, thank God.

[Brady]

And then we have Raiders Chiefs on Sunday.

[Corey Walsh]

Are they in the playoffs?

[Brady]

Oh, they might be. Depends on how this game goes.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Is there a special giveaway tonight for them?

[Brady]

No, it's just kind of like a fan appreciation. Like, thanks for the season. It's been going good so far.

[Corey Walsh]

Far. No scarves or anything. Always.

[Brady]

Yeah, that was last time. That was $1 beers. How dare you.

[Corey Walsh]

That's pretty good. Yeah, I need like a thousand of those to get through that. Soccer, that would be a tough one. I've been to. I've been to a rising game. Have you been?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. They're fun.

[Corey Walsh]

Are they? Yeah, I guess being in the crowd's fun. The thing that ruins it is the soccer.

[Brady]

Yeah, I hate that part.

[Corey Walsh]

Yeah, just keep your eyes on up. That's what Donovan told Darcy when they were kids. Just don't look at me. Look. Just look. Just don't look.

[Brady]

My dad said the delivery room to my mom.

[Corey Walsh]

What?

[Brady]

That's my dad said to in the delivery room to my mom when they gave birth to me.

[Corey Walsh]

Just don't look down. This is not coming out right. This cake ain't done. They frosted you anyway and here you are. All right, we're done. Larry's coming up next. Those special words are going to be coming your way again with shan man at 2:00'.

[Brady]

Clock.

[Corey Walsh]

Larry's going to give you all the information you to need need all about taking it in the app, which is a glorious thing we do here. We're done. Weekend is upon us. I got flakoed, so I'm just gonna rest. I'm gonna lick my wounds until we're back on Monday. And that'll just about do it. Have yourselves a wonderful weekend and we'll see you Monday right here in the morning sickness.

[Brady]

So.

[Corey Walsh]

It'S out of control now.

[Larry McFeely]

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