10-20-25 - BR - MON - List Of Events Happened 10 Years Ago This Week - Flight Hit By Possible Space Junk - Following Rain Warning Issued Against Licking Sonoran Toads - Charmin Bringing Back Forever Roll - w/Hitler Debate Reactions

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 10-20-25 - BR - MON – List Of Events Happened 10 Years Ago This Week - Flight Hit By Possible Space Junk - Following Rain Warning Issued Against Licking Sonoran Toads - Charmin Bringing Back Forever Roll - w/Hitler Debate Reactions
Date: October 20, 2025

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Episode Overview

This Monday episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness blends the regular irreverent news round-up with lively banter, Arizona oddities, and some heated (and comedic) philosophical debates. John Holmberg (host) with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo riff through the week's top oddities, revisit “10 years ago” events, react to viral web trends (like the ‘Kill Baby Hitler’ debate), and deliver wild local stories—like warnings not to lick toxic Sonoran toads after Arizona’s rains. It’s exactly what fans expect: jokes, mock arguments, wacky facts, and a dose of Phoenix color.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Billy Corgan’s Podcast Persona & The Weekend in Sports

• Billy Corgan’s surprise as a podcast host: The crew opens with playful commentary about rock star Billy Corgan (“He’s still smug, but he’s good…down to earth” – John, 01:45), with jokes about his personality and music.
• Sports Moments: They revisit a recent, remarkable baseball game featuring Shohei Ohtani.
  • “That is the most remarkable thing I’ve ever watched…Who watches a baseball game two times in a row? I just had to see…” (John, 03:16)

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2. Bizarre Health Talk & “Ozempic Vagina”

• Discussion detours to the side effects of Ozempic and body changes, including “Ozempic vagina.”
  • “Some of them…touch the water when they sit to pee. Because I sit to pee and I'm down in the drink too…You don’t want vulva in the drink because I know how it feels when the water touches your balls. It's awkward.” (John, 03:45)
  • “Ozempic vulva is not worth it. I think I'd rather be fat.” (John, 04:17)

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3. The Brady Report – “This Week, 10 Years Ago”

Fun Facts (06:34)

• Caterpillar Defense Mechanism: “A caterpillar called the tobacco hornworm uses bad breath to scare off predators. It eats tobacco leaves so it just breathes smoker’s breath on the predators.” (Brady, 06:39)
• Magic Tricks Have No Patent Protection: “If a magician invents a trick, anyone’s free to use it. You just have to figure out how it’s done.” (Brady, 06:57)
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer—most academically studied TV show: Over 200 papers, more than any other show or movie.

10 Years Ago This Week (07:45)

• Teal Pumpkin Project – Launched in 2014, took off in 2015.
• YouTube Red Debuts: Led to YouTube Premium.
• “Baby Hitler” Twitter Debate Trends:
  • “Could you kill a baby Hitler? 42% said yes, 30% said no, 28% weren’t sure. It just got Baby Hitler trending on social media for a few days.” (Brady, 09:26)
  • Hilarity ensues as the crew mock-debates whether you could, should, or would actually assassinate baby Hitler given the chance (see next section).

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4. The “Kill Baby Hitler” Debate (09:40, 11:45, 13:08, and 34:32)

Recurring and lively segment: Holmberg leads a philosophical, yet bitingly comedic discussion about whether the world would be better if someone killed baby Hitler—riffing with both seriousness and tongue-in-cheek irreverence.

Notable Moments:

• “If you knew it was Hitler and you’re from the future, this is easy. I could slice and dice that baby like nobody’s business. No. Other babies, I don’t think I could kill. Maybe Pol Pot.” (John, 13:08)
• “You find out his name. You see it in the maternity ward. For whatever reason, you took your time machine and then started to visit maternity wards for the breastfeeding, I’m guessing.” (John, 12:24)
• “But you get into the debate of…now you’re changing history, the ripple effect…Would it be for better?” (Brady, 12:39)
• “Hitler gets a lot of attention for a dude who…guys who were worse than him, kind of just forgotten pieces of time because the United States didn’t ever fight him. We’re sort of self centered that way.” (John, 26:14)

Listeners Chime In:

• “Texter says don’t you think Stalin would have taken up that void? …No, because…I mean he was doing it to Russians. He didn’t really have the whole world domination thing.” (John & Brady, 15:03)

Later callback:

• “If you had a time machine…and you went back, killed baby Hitler, you’d be nothing but a baby killer. Hadn’t done anything yet. No one would know why you did it…” (John, 32:35)

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5. News Stories – Arizona Oddities & Bizarre Risks

Flight Hit By Possible Space Junk (15:22)

• A United flight from Denver to LA diverted after something shattered its windshield, possibly space debris or meteorite.
  • “Got hit by space junk fallen from the sky and hit a plane. Wow.” (John, 15:57)
  • FAA says the odds of this are “one in one trillion.” (Brady, 16:22)

Rain Spurs Warning: Don’t Lick Sonoran Toads (17:35)

• After Phoenix rains, residents are warned against licking toads for a psychedelic buzz (“could die from it”) and keeping pets away.
  • “I don’t allow wildlife and I to meet up and start fiddling around with each other.” (John, 18:42)
  • Discussion unravels into a riff about “shared toads” and “unlicked toads” as band names.

Charmin “Forever Roll” Returns (19:28)

• Massive roll of toilet paper with 1,700 sheets.
  • “You got to put it in your will because you’re not getting through those…This is a problem we’re facing a lot, John.” (John & the crew, 22:17)

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6. Viral & Wild Video Reviews (22:32 Onward)

Brady runs through wild viral videos, and the crew react with their patented gross-out humor and incredulity:

• Mascot at kids’ party day-drinking, wrestling kids (“He’s in the full mascot suit, guzzling brews, and curb-stomping a child” (John, 23:02))
• Roof dives gone wrong – one person misses and slams their taint on deck (23:57).
• Beer Can Mascot Races on Rinks – “That’s the best intermission thing I’ve seen in a while.” (John, 25:00)
• Dumb Selfies by Trains, Kids Messing With Fire Ends in Disaster (27:28)
• Borderline NSFW content: adult humor around vacuum cleaners, Ozempic, and remote-controlled sex toy inventions (29:00–30:19).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Holmberg’s take on time travel and ethics:
  • “If you had a time machine and you went back, killed baby Hitler, you’d be nothing but a baby killer. Hadn’t done anything yet. No one would know why you did it…” (John, 32:35)
• On world history’s monsters:
  • “Genghis Khan’s kill is 40 million. Mao Zedong is estimated between 60 and 80 million. So Hitler’s just a baby compared to what the old dudes was doing…” (John, 26:14)
  • “Hitler gets an awful lot of attention for a dude who…was horrible. But the guys who were worse than him…kind of just forgotten pieces of time because the United States didn’t ever fight him. We’re sort of self centered that way.” (John, 26:36)
• On the practicalities of the “Forever Roll”:
  • “Yeah, you got to put it in your will because you’re not getting through those…” (John, 22:17)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|---------------------| | 01:45 | Discussion about Billy Corgan’s podcast persona | | 03:16 | Shohei Ohtani’s historic baseball game reactions | | 03:45 | “Ozempic vagina” and bathroom humor | | 06:34 | The Brady Report: Odd facts of the week | | 07:45 | 10 things that happened 10 years ago—“Baby Hitler” debate | | 09:26 | Recap of viral “Baby Hitler” Twitter poll | | 13:08 | Philosophical & comedic take on time travel – killing Hitler | | 15:22 | Flight hit by space junk—news story | | 17:35 | Rain leads to Sonoran Toad-licking warning | | 19:28 | Charmin’s Forever Roll story and jokes | | 22:32+ | Viral wild videos: Mascot mishaps, roof jumps, beer can races | | 26:14 | Discussion about history’s biggest mass-murderers | | 32:35 | Callback and deeper reflection on the Hitler debate, time travel paradoxes |

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Episode Tone & Language

• Language: Casual, irreverent, local-Phoenix flavor, full of running in-jokes, audience participation, and crude humor.
• Tone: Mock-serious, sometimes philosophical but always played for laughs; the chemistry and sarcastic banter between hosts remains the key draw.

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplifies Holmberg’s Morning Sickness: a blend of dark comedy, local news, viral oddities, and off-kilter philosophical musings. The ongoing Baby Hitler discussion serves both as meta social commentary and lowbrow humor, while Arizona’s Sonoran toads and enormous toilet paper rolls keep the weird-local flavor. Listeners who want a quick take on news, laughs, and Phoenix culture—plus plenty of nonsense—will find this installment delivers.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

It's bacon in the bloody Mary.

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Yeah. Yes. Drop down all the way. It's. You're garnishing the toilet is what Brady's saying. And then a couple of them just grab hold and it looks like a chocolate hot dog. I'm sorry. Ozempic. Ozempic. Vulva is not worth it. I think I'd rather be fat. Anyway. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] All Pro Shade is the place to go to get your back patio like another room on your house. Adding all sorts of value to your home and getting that area that you think is too sunny. Maybe too much glare. Maybe the neighbors can see it. Maybe it's just east west sun and keeps the inside of your house a little bit better off. That's what I got going right now. I got to get some in mind. And I got a plan of mine as well. All pro shade will take care of that area in your house and beautify your home and make it ever so beautiful for you and maybe even the next person who owns it. Property value increase right there. All pro shade dot com. That's where you need to go. Brady reported.

[B]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[A]

Hi.

[B]

Happy information overload day.

[A]

Got a lot of that. It's like every day. Yep.

[B]

And back to the future day.

[A]

Just. Oh, is today the day that they went. October 20th.

[B]

October 21st.

[A]

That's tomorrow.

[B]

Tomorrow.

[A]

Well, we'll have fun with it for a day. All right. We're gonna pre game.

[B]

I see where I made the mistake because it's 10 things that happened on this day during this week 10 years ago.

[A]

Oh, you did a this week.

[B]

Yeah, Got ahead of myself.

[A]

Is it still the first one? Well, the first one, yeah.

[B]

The.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Yeah. The other ones are the week or that you are not specifically day. Like on the 20th. Oh, it would be this Week in October.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Ten years ago. Let's get to some basic fun facts.

[A]

Facts. You have the nerve.

[B]

A caterpillar called the tobacco hornworm uses bad breath to scare off predators. It eats tobacco leaves so it just breathes smoker's breath on the predators.

[A]

That was rude to smokers, Brady. I'm sure it's worse than that.

[B]

There's no copyright or patent protection on magic tricks. If a magician invents a trick, anyone's free to use it. You just have to figure out how it's done.

[A]

That's why they never give their Secrets away.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

They figure something out. It's up to you to figure it out, because otherwise everybody would be doing it, and their act gets screwed.

[B]

A study in 2012 found there had been more than 200 academic papers published on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which easily made it the most studied TV show or movie. The alien movies were second, with around 90 papers.

[A]

90 a second. Of all the things that get around the universities. Yeah.

[B]

Here's 10 things that happened 10 years ago in this week.

[A]

You sure? There we go again. 10 things that happened 10 years ago on this week.

[B]

Or this week? Just this week.

[A]

Well, don't. Don't. You've already been confusing enough.

[B]

All right, we'll skip.

[A]

No, no, no. Don't be a baby Uppity Brady. Do you know how hard it is to listen to what you're trying to do when you're. Do you understand that I have to kind of guide that? Because what you just said was very confusing on top of that. Yeah, you better. You should. You absolutely should. I'm the uppity one. Keep going. Wow. Yeah. If you're gonna get uppity with me, I can get uppity back.

[B]

Baby.

[A]

I'm just saying it was very confusing, and you just confused us before.

[B]

You're confusing me now.

[A]

I'm not. I'm actually really clear correcting you.

[B]

I understand what you're saying.

[A]

Yeah, good.

[B]

And I appreciate couples therapy.

[A]

Move on.

[B]

Teal Pumpkins took off.

[A]

Teal.

[B]

Teal.

[A]

That's what I thought you said. I'm just. I'm just clearing up.

[B]

The Teal Pumpkin project launched in 2014, but 2015 was the year it took off.

[A]

Are they real? Yeah, it's kind of like dyed them after they came out.

[B]

YouTube. Red debuted 10 years ago on this.

[C]

Week at the porn channel.

[A]

What is YouTube?

[B]

Red.

[A]

Red tube is porn.

[B]

Lets you watch videos without pop up ads for 10 bucks a month. Now, YouTube, eventually they called it to YouTube Premium.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Baby Hitler was trending worldwide.

[A]

10 years ago.

[B]

Yeah. The question was, could you kill a baby Hitler? 42% said yes, 30% said no, 28% weren't sure. It just got Baby Hitler trending on social media for a few days.

[A]

That's easy, right?

[B]

You weren't sure.

[A]

You didn't know if you would kill Baby Hitler? Yeah, I'd slaughter him. Every. Every. Like. Like lunch meat, really thin slices.

[C]

Like the.

[A]

Put them through one of those machines, those push machines, the slicers. If you knew it was Hitler and you're from the future, this is easy. Holberg's Morning sickness. Holberg's morning sickness radiate. It's John Holberg here from the morning sickness and I'm sitting with Shane Orlando from Orlando Aut. You see somebody with a dinged up car and you kind of feel like, why don't you get that fixed? What do you find is the reason most people don't come to you and get their car fixed when it needs to be fixed? When finances tighten up like they are lately for a lot of people. So what we offer now is 100 day, same as cash on your deductible. We can finance that for you to help you out. So we're happy to help those people. Yeah. You got systems in place? Absolutely. We've been through this a few times in the last 38 years. You want to go to a place where everybody knows what they're up to?

[C]

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[A]

You'd let Hitler go on knowing that if.

[B]

No. As far as the act of killing would be tough. That's why I'm saying I'd be unsure. Like, don't ask me to do that.

[A]

But in the case. But you're the only one who can fit in the machine. It's a very specific.

[B]

I'm the only one that I have to.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And you have to go back and they're like, if you see Hitler as a baby. Yeah. And they give you A picture. They all look like this. You'll know he's got a mustache. You. You don't think you could do it.

[B]

When you put it like that, it makes it like. That's my.

[A]

If it's like a mission. But let's say you got in the time machine. Nobody knows you invented it. And you came across and you popped over.

[B]

There you are.

[A]

Whoa. I'm in Austria. It's like 1902 or whatever. 1880. Whenever he was born. And then.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know.

[A]

And then you find out his name. You see it in the maternity ward. For whatever reason, you took your time machine and then started to visit maternity wards for the breastfeeding, I'm guessing. Oh, absolutely. And then you see one and it says Hitler.

[B]

But then you get into the debate of. Now you're changing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

History.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The ripple effect.

[A]

For better.

[B]

You don't know.

[A]

Yeah, you do. How could it get worse? And if it did, because you killed Hitler, what stopped that other thing from happening? Hitler didn't make things better for being there. You think that you'd come back and go, oh, I should have never killed Hitler. Things are a lot worse that it would be. It would be.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Different.

[B]

Or does someone pick up that torch? There's another Hitler out there.

[A]

You know, pretty solely focused on getting his message out there. Sure, he had some followers, but it would be easy to kill.

[C]

I think that baby World War I still happens. I don't think the follow up happens.

[A]

World War I would probably still be a thing. Yeah. He didn't have anything to do with it. World War II was basically him saying, all right, you ready, Germany? We're doing it again. Yeah. Game on. Hold my beer, world. We're coming at you again. Here's the sequel that was almost all, like, his influence and his ability. Yeah. I could. I could slice and dice that baby like nobody's business. No. Other babies. I don't think I could kill. Maybe Pol Pot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A couple of those dudes. You know, you give me some reference points. No, it gain only, you know, that's just a singular murderer that could screw something up that could mess up time.

[B]

King Ludwig, that.

[A]

Yeah. That just slaughtered everything.

[B]

Yeah. For the diamonds.

[A]

Yeah. I can't imagine that the focus of eradicating an entire group of people that if I went back and killed baby Hitler, that it would be like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. It's worse. Like, he was in. And then you find out he was like a necessary evil. I don't think that's possible according to Brady's God.

[C]

It is God's plan.

[A]

Well, it is part of his plan, that is true. But also we've been through quite a lot of things that did and did not happen and we're still here pretty much doing the same crap.

[C]

So what do you mean didn't deny?

[A]

Well, I mean, if Hitler didn't happen, how different would the world have been?

[C]

Yeah, people are asking for the eight o'.

[A]

Clock. Oh, I gave it a show. S H O W Showtime. Shame. Showtime.

[C]

Shame.

[B]

There's a new debate.

[A]

I'm surprised it died after 10 years.

[C]

Texter says don't you think Stalin would have taken up that void?

[A]

No, because he. Yeah, he was doing it to Russians. He didn't really have the whole world domination thing. He just wanted to be Russia, the altar. He wanted to be a God to his people. And maybe he would have, but he wouldn't have gotten as far as they did.

[B]

A United flight from Denver to LA had to make a 90 degree turn and land Salt Lake City Thursday morning after something happened to the windshield. One of the three layers on the right side shattered. Bits of broken glass got all over the cockpit. Someone got their hands on photos. One of the pilots had cuts on his arms. They were cruising around 36,000ft. It's not much that it could do when it hit, but they think it was space junk.

[A]

Oh, got hit by space junk fallen from the sky and hit a plane. Wow.

[B]

You see the point of impact in the photos? Maybe some scorch marks, but that's what there's either saying that or maybe it's a meteorite.

[A]

Looks like a couple of pilots are going to be over at Rhodesio Grill.

[C]

What if. What if that's like aliens just taking pot shots. Like that's their version of BB guns.

[A]

That's got one. It's a good shot.

[B]

The FAA says the odds of space debris hitting your plane and killing you are one in one trillion.

[A]

That's low. I'd have figured it was higher than that bazillion because it's a. I mean.

[B]

The plane, 134 passengers on board and they are all okay plan landed in LA later that day.

[C]

Texter says I may have missed the beginning to this, but did Brady just ask a Jew if he would kill Hitler?

[A]

That's a good point. Not a real Jew, but I'm still Jew, like Jewish as they say. And I certainly would have killed Hitler. It just seems like the right. And it's only you say that. I was like, well, Hitler was it's only because it affected the United States. There's been dudes in Asia and Europe before we were a country and Africa who have slaughtered loads of folks and genocides and things like that. And it doesn't register the same as Hitler. Pol Pot is equal as he's horrible. The killing fields are like the most unbelievably disgusting attempt to eradicate a people. But it doesn't affect us because we weren't involved in it. So we think Hitler's the word. We got along just fine with all.

[B]

The rain we've got last week. Neighborhoods have noticed there's a lot of toads going around.

[C]

Is it toad time?

[B]

We have when I walk the dogs at night? Toad eight or ten a walk.

[C]

And these are the bad toads, right?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Well, sky toads. Because poison control officials had to warn people, quit licking the toads. People, evidently. Yeah. Because they're trying to get the little buzz off licking them.

[A]

That's been going on for years. Go hang yourself. I'd be curious.

[B]

Also, we've had an increase of mushrooms.

[A]

I'd lick a toad. Come on.

[B]

Well, the problem is too much. Yeah. The director of Banner poison control looks like Hope Solo. If you find the Sonoran toad, basic desert toad, or also known as the Colorado river toads, to try to get a high, you could die from it.

[A]

Yeah, My. My deal is I'm. I'm not going to lick.

[B]

Also, don't let your pets lick. Yeah.

[A]

I don't allow wildlife and I to meet up and start fiddling around with each other. Yeah. I don't. If it showed up, I'd be like, look at that. And I'd probably move it with my foot or something.

[B]

And don't eat the shrooms that have.

[A]

Grown from that come out of your carpet and stuff.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen these.

[A]

Yeah. I don't. If somebody had a toad and everybody was licking it and I saw it, I would fall for the pure pressure. Be like, all right, I'll do it. You won't eat. You won't eat public food, but you're going to lick a toad. No, no. It would be shared toad. Get your own toad. They're licking toads. And there's a fresh one over here. I got an unlicked toad. I'm not. Not following up. Licking it. I was gonna say community food and. All right.

[C]

Unlicht toad. Is that a band name?

[A]

That's just too confusing.

[B]

Charmin is bringing back their forever rolls.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Roll of toilet paper. The typical roll has 77 sheets on it. This one has 1700.

[A]

It's awesome.

[B]

They also sell you. You can buy a roller. They got a thing that you can buy for 38 bucks.

[A]

Here's the thing. I'm buying this Japanese toilet right now, and I got to get the electric in the bathroom straight. And I mean, this thing is insane. And the guy I was talking with goes up at Hughes. He goes, just get a forever roll. I said, what in the hell is that? And he showed me. And he goes, you might need toilet paper again. I'm like, what? And he goes, stick with this thing. You might need to paper again. This is a one stop shop. And he knows me, so he's like. And especially because you go in and shower up afterwards, you're going to be spotless back there. Like I already am. But the feeling of that 21 rolls. Yeah, it's. He goes, he told me you might someday.

[B]

You should see it on the roller.

[A]

It's amazing.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

As Kiefer says. Of course, Jberg says it's easy to kill baby Hitler because then the Jews would own everything. Oh, wait, they still do. It didn't matter. It's true. Morning sickness. It's John Holberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time to talk again about my friends at Trajan Wealth. I always talk to you about the will and trust. The estate plan that I put together with Kent at Trajan Wealth. Kent was unbelievable. And, man, you want to make sure medical, power of attorney and power of attorney are established because if something bad happens and you don't have anybody speaking for you, somebody you don't know will keep control of your life even when you're not in control. All you have to do is get it done. Today. At Trajan Wealth, 480-990-3300, Trajan Wealth, Legal Services are offered through trades in the State Law Firm LLC. Hey, Byron, I was looking at MMP Guns.com's website. You have everything, and the prices are incredible.

[D]

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[A]

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[D]

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[A]

Sounds simple. That's why I always go to mmp.guns.com Holmberg's morning sickness. Then Jonathan says, good to see you guys celebrating Domestic Violence Awareness Month by beating up Brady for stepping on a line and talking wrong. Yeah, that's true. That's the forever role. Huge. Oh, my God. Yeah. Worth it. You got a pack of six. You can. You got to put it. Yeah, you got to put it in your will because you're not getting through those. They call Kent over Trajan. Hey, man, I got too many forever roles. This is a problem we're facing a lot, John.

[C]

Too many forever roles.

[B]

Got a couple of Brady videos. First one's a dude that's being hired for a kid's birthday party dressed up as. Not sure the costume. Okay, but he's taking a couple surveys this down before he does it.

[A]

Oh, this is not a. That's a kid.

[B]

That's a adult, man.

[A]

I was gonna say he's got a full beard.

[B]

Now, the mascotry contends, takes a kid down.

[A]

Oh, he's bombed. Oh, he's in the full mascot suit, just guzzling bruise. He goes by and just takes a child, tries to kick him again, and then dumps him. And what character? I don't know. I don't know. He's American History X in that kid. He curb stomps and tries twice. Is it the beer or is it the outfit? Because he tries to look around to see what he just stepped on. Like, what am I?

[B]

But the beer doesn't help.

[A]

No, it's not. Actually, it does. It makes him forget his party, his miserable life. You're an adult who dresses up for kids parties.

[B]

Next one is a little roof jumping into a pool.

[A]

Oh, that roof's given away. That's a nice pool, though, so. Yeah, but it's in the Middle east somewhere. It's not Dubai. And he jumps. It's a shallow pool, isn't it?

[B]

Plants are pretty good.

[A]

Oh, his friend's gonna try one. Yeah, the first guy, great dive. Second guy slipped. Oh, right onto the side. And he scissors. One foot in the pool and one foot on the deck, and he lands directly on his taint. He's out of the water, seemingly unfazed.

[C]

He's got internal injuries.

[A]

Oh, no. There's definitely a hospital visit coming to check to where his balls are in his chest. But still, man. How about the third person waiting their turn up on the roof? No, I'm good.

[B]

No.

[A]

Next up. First dude does a front flip, lands it. It's beautiful. Look at the land. Look at where his balls hit. Slice. Oh, one leg in, one leg out, and he hit the edge of that pool. Oh, my God.

[B]

Last one is the beer can race. That's happening on hockey rinks and things. Only college hockey, but this looks.

[A]

Oh, the beer cans are dressed up mascots as Coors Light, Truly Bush. I don't know what the other two are. One's a white claw.

[B]

Now you got to make the turn.

[A]

Running all the way down to the cone at the blue line. Oh, down goes the. Truly's down. Bud Light's down. Coors Lights down. Bud Light actually stayed up. Oh, boy. Bud Light takes the lead. And here comes Coors drops the butt drops itself. They're sliding towards the finish. If they could just get up all blazing by Push Light for the win. Oh, Push Light is your. That's the best thing ever. I love it. Next Suns game, they need to put ice on the guy's feet and let him run across the floor and do that. Oh, that's phenomenal. Pretty fun. I like that one.

[B]

That's not mullet, is it?

[A]

No, that's. No. God, no. They don't do that. They don't have hockey anymore. I know ASU does, but nobody goes to it. That's a crowd and stuff. Is that college? Yeah, that. We said the.

[C]

I think it's. I think it's minor league hockey.

[A]

Yeah, it's awesome is what it is. That's the best intermission thing I've seen in a while.

[B]

That is pretty good.

[A]

The cans are racing. All right, Is that it?

[B]

That's it.

[A]

All right. Brett, what are you carrying?

[B]

All right, let's start off with.

[A]

By the way, Genghis Khan's kill is 40 million. Mao Zedong is estimated between 60 and 80 million. So Hitler's a just baby compared to what the old dudes was doing. So it just. If it affected the United States, we're all up in arms about what we would do about it and act like it wouldn't change. It would drastically fix the problem. So you'd still want to kill baby Hitler. He gets an awful lot of attention for a dude who, you know, was horrible. But the guys who were worse than him, you know, kind of just forgotten pieces of time because the United States didn't ever fight him. We're sort of self centered that way. All right, this guy just dicking around, looking at Instagram or something, standing next to some pallets of stuff. Oh, here comes something. Oh, it's a big giant crane from forever ago. That's Like a dinosaur crane. It's the biggest thing I've ever seen. What is that? It's a pipe from the sky. I don't know if they. Is that he rebar from a building or something? He hears something falling, he ducks, and it hits him.

[B]

Yep. And then he's standing by the.

[A]

I don't think so, because I think. Think this stuff.

[B]

Watch there.

[A]

Oh, is that him?

[B]

Pops up on the head.

[A]

Oh, maybe.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah, I think that is him.

[A]

Oh, my God. That is. I don't know what that thing is, but if it starts raining those, we're all done. Wow. Oh, yeah. He did get away, man. He snuck out to the bushes that go to Vegas tonight. Palace in the world. He might have used it all up right there. Wow. All right, morons taking pictures. You already know how this is going to happen. Bicyclists are by a train, and a train's going by, and they've got their cameras out and they're doing selfies, and one of them's too close, leaning into the tracks. Don't do it.

[B]

Got her.

[A]

You could see it.

[B]

Just dumb, dumb.

[A]

Don't her friends tell her. You would think that they were, like, dopey European travelers, too. All right, there's some kids around messing with fire. Quit being a. All right. I'm terrible. Oh, my God. One of them just put something in the. Oh, his face is on fire. His face is on fire. Braden's hair's on fire.

[D]

Look at the hair of face.

[A]

His whole face, everything. His face burst into flames. What are they putting in that fire? They're like Harry Potter.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

They put a wand in the fire and Harry Pottered the whole the forest. Oh, my. Apparently, this is what good housewives do while you're at work. Okay. Oh, she's in a nice yellow dress. Very pretty girl. She's vacuuming the carpet. She's in her underwear, and she's crawling around like Amy Poehler. Oh, geez. She's taking the vacuum to her. Her love bits. She just took her underwear off, and she's ozempic. Watch this. She goes ozempic lips on this thing. Oh, my God, lady. She took her vacuum and is just pointing it onto her body parts, and I don't even think that would feel good. Try it at home today, ladies, and text d toledo98kupd.com there's some scuba diving for you. All right, we're by a pool, going to pre dive safety check for scuba div. Oh, no. Now we have jump cut to someone in some sort of very old scuba gear and almost torture device. And a. A guy's wiener is out of his scuba suit and it's going into the breathing apparatus of the person inside. And they're. And their glasses are fogging up. That was a. It's safe to die. You got to do one of. What happens next. Yeah, that was a. What happens next. All right. Here's just. This guy's just. Here's a penis. Lazy on a remote old car. And he's got one of those. You can buy the fake lips and stuff. He's put a camera on top and he's just driving. Guy's got a hog and he's driving the. He's driving the car with the sex toy on top of it. He's got the tripod up here and you know, I mean, two camera angles. Yeah.

[B]

Spent more on that equipment than the kitchen.

[A]

Yeah. The kit. Wow. Yeah. Brady's not impressed with his. That's all we got. But Brady, when you've got a hog like he's got, you don't need a kitchen. The lady will make do. Absolutely. She's going to figure it out. And also doordash, because most of the time everybody in that house is pretty worn out. He's so bored with women, he's inventing stuff. He strapped a sex toy to the top of a remote control stomper and it worked. I'm impressed. Excellent job. The word for the 8 o' clock hour is show. S H O W. It's that easy. You put it in a little promo box and you're off and running. Maybe gonna get yourself a thousand bucks. We're buying your love and we're doing it an awful lot every hour. In fact, We've got another one coming up at nine. Get ready. Show is the word for eight o'. Clock. It's 98. There goes your Brady report. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness to talk to you about my friends at Trajan Wealth. A man who had quite a bit of money and a whole bunch of stuff decided to write up on his computer his will and trust. The day before he passed, he rewrote entire thing. The old document was deleted and the new one was timestamped by the computer. One day before he died, the court told the man's son that the document wasn't legal. Call the team at Trajan Wealth. Sit down and take care of this so your family doesn't go through anything awful. Getting a plan together is so much easier than procrastinating. Call 4-809-903300 Trajan Wealth Legal services are offered through Trajan Estate Law Firm llc. Hey Byron, I heard you have something new to announce from MMP Guns.

[D]

Brett, I sure do. It's MMP Guns Customs. MMP Guns is creating some amazing firearms. We offer polishing, plating, bluing, custom engraving, laser stippling, cerakoting and performance upgrades. We do everything in house with our master trained craftsmen. You can select our designs or make up your own.

[A]

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[D]

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[A]

Well, there you have it. MMP Guns on the northeast corner of 12th street and Indian School or online at MMP Guns Customs. Dot Comberg's morning sickness. Ah, yes, it's the Biscuit. Is going through a thing there with the Biscuit. Having their morning period right now because they lost their bass player over the weekend. Running a little hot for a long time. Oh, the Hitler debates. By the way, the word still is show for another five minutes. You can pop that in the 8 o' clock promo code register when that money. Tons of people going back. Trust me, I know. Killing baby Hitler. Here's the thing. If you had a time machine, you went back, killed baby Hitler, you'd be nothing but a baby killer. Hadn't done anything yet. No one would know why you did it. But if you had a time machine, you could leave. I wouldn't kill baby Hitler if in fact I had a time machine and it stayed there and it stuck. I'd keep my eyes on Hitler until he started doing Hitlery things. And then like, all right, here we go. Better have enough plutonium to get there. Plus, I'd. That's right. Plus I'd also have landed in Germany and would have had to have adapted and might have, if I was with Baby Hitler, grown into a person who believed the same things that all those Germans did. So if I wait too long, I'll start seeing things different. John Eaton, who likes to correct everything. He's one of those guys, says another subject with no research. Hitler was prepped for his position as a speaker. That's all. He was a good speaker. Similar to Obama. Yeah, there we go. That's what I'm talking about. Eaton. He's just a good speaker to get support for a cause. Most of what the Socialist Workers Party did wasn't his doing. It goes deeper than just the head. He would have been Replaced. In fact, he lost World War II because of his arrogance. They may have won, they came close to winning. But John, he was pretty strong in his beliefs. If you ever looked into Mein Kampf, the dude wrote that kind of on his own in a, in a jail cell, screaming and yelling that if I can get the right group of people together, I can lead them to these crazy ideas that the Socialist party had. Yes, he was a speaker, but he was also unhinged as a human being. These were his ideas as much as anybody. And because of his ability to lead, the things that those people were trying to get done got done. He was.

[B]

The other fascinations were just kind of different and weird.

[A]

Oh, he was not. You want to look? Johnny makes. That's the, that's why 10 years ago and maybe now again the Hitler baby debate comes up is because it's like if you go back, all you do is kill a baby. No one knows what you've done. You're a baby killer. Or you go back and kill Hitler and somebody else takes over. You find out it wasn't all him, but I happen to think that, that he was the leader for a reason. And the fact that his arrogance caused him to lose the war means that no one could usurp his power.

[B]

Would that change that movement?

[A]

Oh, it's crazy. Yes, drastically. That's my opinion. It's. But it's an unknown and I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm for sure it would because he was strong enough as like this dude brings up Obama. Obama got things done that other people tried to get done that couldn't because he was an articulate, well spoken man who got his message across and was very persuasive. There were people trying to do what Hitler wanted to do. He got it done. So you cut the head of the snake off. Maybe they still.

[B]

Which I'm saying that, that you know, he was the one that stepped up. If you take him out of the equation not knowing there's other people that agreed with what.

[A]

But none of them were as effective. I hate to say it this way. Charlie Kirk's group is not going to be as effective. Tons of people with the exact same ideas but not going to be nearly as effective of what he was doing because they don't have that strong leader voice that can articulate that message as easily. I don't. I would assume that now that I, that I'm pretty sure we know. What I don't know is the, you know, the Hitler thing. It's unquantifiable. It's an assumption, but it's pretty, Pretty good. It's a pretty good assumption. Wouldn't be amazing. Of all murders committed against political figures were future people stopping something and changing the course of history. And we would never know that. Maybe there is, like, a time machine killer out there who goes back and says, ah, boy, we got to put a stop to this guy. Pretty neat. Never ending, though. As we learned in Back to the Future, too. Eventually it just starts rotting itself into the idea that you can't have time travel because it starts becoming how many DeLoreans there? If Back to the Future 3 was accurate, there would have been, like, 25 DeLoreans by the time they made that fifth trip back. Because they're like, well, wait a minute. The DeLorean is in the future and the past. Now there's two DeLoreans. Now you're bringing more DeLoreans to the party. Now they're just everywhere. How are they still effective?

[B]

He would have made a lot of money.

[A]

No, that third Back to the Future is a disaster. It's so incorrect all the time, all the way through, actually. The first one is, too. When ZZ Top shows up for no reason. Oh, my God. They were just out of ideas. They just wanted to drive the car for a little bit longer. We got our Guadalupe Replay sitting right in front of us. And it had, of course, sad Gene Simmons, who lost Ace Freely. That was. That was one of them. Gay Pride. Brady was in the middle there. Who else was in there? Bill Cower. Sad Bill Cower. A lot of sad people. Yeah. I enjoy. I enjoyed the sad Gene Simmons.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't remember who else was in it. I'm gonna listen along with you guys. We're gonna find out who was in the Guadalupe Replay Secret square. It's like the squares are brand new to all of us. Once again, it's 8:41. It's time for your squares. And here they are, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. It's John Holmberg here for my [e-mail]. oh, my goodness. My backyard is perfect now that I've turfed it. No, no maintenance, no sprinkler repair, no sprinklers. I have a lower water bill, and I have a yard that looks perfect all year long. But that's not all. I've got a putting green. I've got a basketball play court. I've got an unbelievable situation. And I owe it all to turf monsters. If you can dream up a backyard that you've always wanted Turf Monsters is the place to call. Turfmonstersaz.com this is Michael with Restore My Civil Rights. I made a lot of poor decisions in my past that had lifelong consequences. After I was released from prison for the last time in 2014, I discovered the process to have my convictions dismissed and all of my rights restored, including my Second Amendment rights. Since achieving this for myself in 2018, our attorney has assisted over 3,000 others in doing the same. If you are still living under the consequences of past mistakes and would like to restore your rights as I have, visit restoremycivilrights.com and book a free consultation today.