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Brett
Hey everybody, it's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and I'm hanging out with my friend Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body. So many locations, so many places to visit him. He's got you surrounded and you can check it out@orlandoautobody.com Shane, you were telling me about something. Just tell people what you were talking about.
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Brett
You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Calm creativity. Thank you. And that is our friends Kristen, Katie and Rich from Miles to Nowhere giving us our wake up song for a little while longer. As we are 11 days away from letting all these local bands know that they can start submitting for Palladio and get ready for next year. They actually Kristen from miles to nowhere emailed us and said hey Toledo. Emailed Toledo. Hey Toledo, it's Kristen from Miles to Nowhere. We have a little Monday surprise for you. With the next Palladio just around the corner and only a couple months left of our song starting off your show, we thought it would be a good time to release the video we made for. They have a video for that? What? Yeah, the song I didn't know this is called make your cock rice with the sun. I didn't know that either. We've had a great year and connected with a lot of people because of the opportunity you gave us. Sending out a huge thank you to You, Holmberg, you, Brady, and you, Brett. Stoked for the final couple months of the track. Hope you guys enjoy the video we made for you. That's pretty nice.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
Middle video. We'll take a look at that later. Are we in it? How come you didn't ask us to be in it? We'd have done it.
John Holmberg
I'll pull it up, see if we're in there.
Brett
Selfish. They just pulled pictures of us doing dumb stuff. Probably a few more minutes. I'm gonna give you the word for seven o' clock on the app contest and get that together and roll out there and. Well, I've given the word away. It's roll R O L L use it in a sentence. Will your ass over here roll? Not like role model, like roll a ball. But that'll happen in about six or seven minutes. You can start loading it up at the 7O'. Clocker. Get that thing going. I want to say happy anniversary, too, to people that I don't know really care about that much, but Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell. It was an anniversary, and Kristen Bell put out a. An awesome. And I don't know why anybody shares these things with the general public, but she said. She wrote on her social media. She said, I want to. I want to say happy anniversary to a man who once said this to me. And then she quoted him, I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. And even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. That's fun. That's funny. It's. You know, it's a husband and wife playing with each other, having a nice moment together. For some reason, everybody feels the need to share everything with the world. So she put it out there. And of course she's in trouble because October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month. And they're like, please don't joke about it. And it's like, you know what? I know domestic violence isn't funny, but when the guy shoved that stick in your ass, I think you can pull it out. Now that's enough. Because domestic violence isn't funny. And he was making light of the fact that despite feeling sometimes like it's all collapsing around you and it would be easier if she just wasn't there. And if you've ever been married, you know that's true. That your brain sometime goes, you remember that Dateline episode? Like, stop it, brain. No, seriously. She likes to play around with flammable stuff. She doesn't even know it's flammable. We can make this go. Stop it, Brain. We're only mad for now. Lunatics stay mad. Has nothing to do with Domestic Violence Awareness Month. They had a funny moment. The thing I most. And actually, Dateline did a great thing and screenshotted their thing and put it on Dateline's Instagram, which is even funnier. You have to have a sense of humor. Humor sometimes about stuff that hurts your feelings. These trigger warnings and all these things like, I can't watch someone else have a good time with something that bothers me. Calm down. Domestic Violence Awareness. He's never hit her. We need to celebrate her. What he said was, I sometimes want to hit her, and I never will. That's a win for Domestic Violence Month, Brett. You joke about it all the time. You've never hit her. That we know about, and that's awesome. Every guy out there would love the opportunity at one point or another to slug her. It's in our nature as men. Ooh, this all ends if I just slug her. We don't do it because it's wrong. Women want and sometimes do hit their husbands and get away with it. And I don't blame them. Most of the time, they're swinging for all the right reasons.
John Holmberg
Where's OJ when we need him?
Brett
You know what? That's the guy we should talk to about this. Anyway, think about. Oh, get summoned him. Brett.
Juice
Here I come.
Brady
Hey.
Juice
Hey. What's going on, guys?
Brady
How's it doing?
Juice
That was a rough entry right there. I tell you what, Happy Domestic Violence Awareness Month. And man, oh, man, am I aware of it. I tell you what, who was more aware of it for a little while and then stopped suddenly was my ex wife, Nicole. She knew all about Domestic Violence awareness. You're aware, and then she wasn't. Anyway, happy anniversary to Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell, because I think that's beautiful when you can joke around about killing your wife. You have a perfect relationship. It's when. It's when they can't take the joke, you know, it goes too far. I just want to let you know that today's a good day to text wife and say, you're still alive. You're welcome. All right.
Brett
That's all I'm saying.
Juice
I should write greeting cards for this month. I think that's great. Anyway, how you doing, Brady?
Brady
Good. Good.
Juice
All right, good. You know, Brady, people would want to kill you sometimes.
Brady
Oh, yeah.
Juice
And you're still here. You're welcome.
Brett
I mean, that's that.
Brady
Thank you, Juice.
Juice
Imagine a person on the planet that doesn't have somebody thinking about killing them right now.
Brady
It's pretty true.
Juice
Then you get up and you go to work, and that's it. You're probably laying next to the person.
Michael
That wants to kill.
Juice
What do they say there, Bret? Familiarity breeds contempt.
Brett
That's how it is.
Juice
You lay next to somebody every night and eventually they want to contempt you.
Brett
I guess that's what that means.
Juice
Anyway, Happy domestic violence. And happy anniversary to Kristen and Dax still standing after all these no scars that we've seen. All right, I gotta go. I'm just saying. Yikes.
Brett
He's sort of all right. He sort of comes out of nowhere there, guy. Come on. You can't possibly be mad at that. Very funny. And people were like, I can't believe you would joke about this.
John Holmberg
Shut up.
Brett
I can't believe this is something you people think is funny. Meanwhile, they're the same people that can't stop clicking on Bianca Sensory naked every time Kanye allows her out of the house. And like, ooh, she's crazy. Like, no, she's one you should be focused on. I don't think she's concerned for her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're going to have concern for Dax and Kristen, who are fine, by the way, ask Carvana. They're good. Although in that Carvana ad, I'm confused because she keeps telling him to wait to sell the car, you know, hold.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
And if you watch it's just the prices.
Brady
Sells it at a lower level.
Brett
Yeah, it starts at 19,000 and sells at 17, which, by the way, I'm not sure they've got a $17,000 car. His podcast is very good. I don't think they're driving around in a Pacific.
Brady
Are the kids old enough to drive now?
Brett
Maybe. I mean, they're picking up a first ride for one of their babies real early, but she screams at a hold, and then she goes, bam, Sold it. And if you look, even the grid is just pointing straight down. I'm like, she sold it for less than the initial offer. Like, what is she doing? No, it's trying to break a record or something. I don't have time for those people anymore. For Deck and Kristen, first off, I have to give them a little heat, too. Keep that to yourself. Your anniversary wishes that are funny. Tell that story to friends. If you're on a talk show or the podcast or the podcast. But there's no reason to publish it. You're only asking for that. You're trumping it. You're basically trying to troll people. It worked but the people you don't want to troll in this world are the leaders of the domestic violence awareness crew. They are humorless and rightfully so about domestic violence. And if you give them an opportunity to respond, it's not going to be, that was hilarious. It's just not going to happen. And then you got them up your ass, and everybody's like, all right, we can't yell at the domestic violence people. They've been through a lot. It's hard to tell people who have been beaten, lighten up.
John Holmberg
Or us.
Brett
You know, you don't want the business end of this. Shut your mouth. You can't really tell a woman who's been domestically violated to be quiet. They used to have the domestic violence exhibit in Guadalupe, Arizona, which we made jokes about constantly. It was a very strange, single wide trailer with domestic violence awareness museum. So it had the best of the best in there. And it was just. You go in there, it was just a series of T shirts and wife beaters and things like that. It's like, oh, it's just the outfits that these guys wore. I guess that's kind of like the hall of fame for football, except for instead of uniforms, it's their tank tops.
John Holmberg
Did you guys ever go in?
Brett
I tried to go in once, but it said by appointment only. And Jay Moore tried to go in once, and we just made jokes that it was a guy sitting in the thing going, where's my dinner? You know, it's just reenacting every time he wanted it. You always open that mouth of yours. The only thing I want to hear coming out of your mouth is, get my corn. And then, you know, he rattled around. But if you walked up to the. Did you never went in?
John Holmberg
I never went in.
Brett
Used to walk up. He had little fake tombstones. Oh, all in the front yard. It was a downer of a place.
Brady
I heard they had one of those boxing gloves things when you open the door.
Brett
Yeah, yeah. You get clunked in the head. That's what you get. Where'd my supper? And like, just pictures of Dwight Yocum and other country legends. George Jones, known for activities around the house. Anyway, it seems as if you can have a sense of humor without getting harassed if you stay off social media with your funny thing when it comes to your own personal life.
Brady
I thought it was that from the domestic abuse awareness.
Brett
Well, they don't need to be starting to throw those out. Just say happy anniversary to Dax and Kristen and then start your own campaign. It's John Holmberg here from the morning Sickness. And I'm chilling away from my friend Shane Orlando from Orlando Auto Body. Shane, people wreck their cars. They got to deal with the insurance companies. Insurance rates have gotten weird. You deal with insurance all the time. What are we doing wrong?
Shane Orlando
Well, I would take the car to a shop. You know, we've got to take the car apart, evaluate all the damage, and that's a process, Right?
Brett
So Shane will handle that for you. The insurance companies are not going to be your best friends, but Shane will be. Shane Orlando, Orlando Auto Body. All the locations you could ever imagine surrounding the valley.
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Juice
Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
Brett
What's the stat?
Brady
A girl or a woman is killed by a man known to them every 10 minutes.
Brett
Same girl?
Brady
No.
Brett
Oh, okay, that's poorly worded there. That's not fun. So stop it and let people who are having fun remain having. I didn't even know, to be honest with you. I'm now, as of right now, aware that it is Domestic Violence Awareness Month. I didn't know that. That's because I don't pay attention. He's right. I should listen. Roll is the word. The seven o' clock word. So get on that on your app and put it in that promo code there, too. All right, it's time to talk about what everybody's talking about. I've given you enough time. Let's get on this. Let's talk about the Ed Gein thing that's going on on Netflix. Been number one for now. First of all, every guy's doing the impression, we'll do it for the squares. I'm not gonna waste time fooling around with it right now. And it's very good. But Ed Gein, if you watched it, you watch it all the way through. I Did you finish it?
Brady
Yep.
Brett
Okay. Finished last night. Have you seen it yet?
John Holmberg
I started it last night.
Brett
Okay.
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
Here's the thing that. Because I talked to Larry about it on Thursday, I think people are missing what's going on here. This is not the Ed Gein story. There's no. There's a lot of fake stuff in it. Yeah. On purpose. Like they're doing kind of bothered me at first.
Brady
And then I was, well, what they're.
Brett
Really doing is pointing the camera at us saying, you're the monsters. This is you. And they've been doing it the whole time. And it kind of clumsy in a weird way, I'd give it. I'd knock points off for not really expressing that well. To where all the articles you read about are like, half the stuff in this didn't happen. It's because they're making Ed Gein story entertainment. Like Ed Gein spawned all the entertainment. Essentially, they're saying, thank you, Ed Gein. Cause if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have Psycho or Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Silence of the Lambs or Mindhunters and all that. If it wasn't for Ed Gein, none of these guys that followed up doing this were. Would have, you know, given us this kind of awesome entertainment because we are addicted to murder porn. And it was at the end, they start to kind of clumsily explain their whole thing of like, no, we love this stuff. Half the stuff that is talked about with Ed Gein didn't even happen. They even admit, it's like, I have things you think happened, didn't. If you go back and look at the factual evidence of it and you can make it up, so long as it's entertaining and salacious, people will mop it up like, you know, bread and gravy and eat it and then start talking to their friends about it. This documentary, this. This not documentary, but this whole series on Netflix is essentially telling all the viewers to go themselves. It's a little bit insulting in a weird way to go, you like this, huh? It's like being tied up and force fed something that you like that people think might be wrong at the end.
Brady
Of it, you're gonna like it. Yeah.
Brett
You're gonna. Yeah. And they. And that was. The weird thing is it's like we even took it to the level to say, do you know how sad and depraved this story actually is? This is a real human being who slaughtered people, wore their skin, did terrible things. You've turned him into an entertainment thing. And he struggled mightily with it. Like, you want to get into the real part of it Here he was crying to his therapist. They have that on tape about, I just don't know. I don't know what I am. Like, why is this a thing? And I don't know, I don't remember. And he was studied and studied and studied. So then they put that awkward moment in to say, you like him? Do you like him now? Because we can manipulate every feeling you've got. And it was uncomfortable, disturbing. It was uncomfortable because you don't want to watch that to be told you're gross. But that's what it did. And I love that stuff. I am a murder porn guy. I like serial killer stories. I'm fascinated. Not so much with the actions, but why, like, why does. Why does another human being's brain not function at all the Same way almost 99 of our brains function to where you could actually start to boil women's body parts and learn how to skin them properly? And that is what we've turned into entertainment. And that's what that's about. Ed Gein started it all. As far as the media, Jack the Ripper was one that everybody was, you know, fascinated with, but Ed Gein was the first one. We had pictures and we had a morbid fascination that was, you know, satiated. We got to, we got to see it. And it was, you know, on the heels of World War II and all those pictures that nobody saw till later. Ed Gein was the first one. Like in the paper, they were showing the. They never showed that in the, in the Netflix stock. But he, he made a. Like a lounge chair sewing together a bunch of women's stuff, like a full on couch. And you can go online and look at. And it's the morbid fascination. Megan had a good point at the end of that. She turned to me and she said, I wonder if we'll have serial killers as much in the future as we do now. And I said, why do you think that? And she goes, because moms let their kids wear their underwear now. Like, oh, my God. Takes that away.
Juice
There's something to that.
Brett
Because all these serial killers had a fascination with their mother's panties.
Brady
Made me look into Richard.
Brett
Oh, Richard Speck is a crazy. They made up a lot of that. They never communicated once.
Brady
But on this, I. I went and looked, you know, the Wikipedia, because he was talking about his boobies.
Brett
Richard Speck took hormones in jail. It's a well known ass to you. Yeah, he wanted boobs in jail.
John Holmberg
There's videos of him with his cans, beautiful cans.
Brett
But he never, he. He never even was really inspired by Ed Gein. But what they were making, the point is, was this monster series. You're interested, so let's just make them all one. Because if it wasn't for this guy, you wouldn't be interested in this guy. The dominoes fell, starting with Ed Gein. And now, you know, and I'm doing it around the house. And I think everybody is the. If it wasn't for all the harlots that are out there, we wouldn't have this problem. Mother, can I have something to eat? They're like, oh, everybody's doing it.
Brady
What disturbed me at the end was, you know, all of a sudden he's finally dying. He's like, finally, you can have peace now.
Brett
Yeah.
Brady
And it was like a celebration.
Byron
Yeah.
Brady
It was the parade that was for.
Brett
Us though, that was for the. For the people watching, going, here's all the things that would. Here's all the guys that would. The. The murderers row, literally, of superstars of murder. And we all were like, E. We just did an O.J. thing. Like, we are fast. Hall of fame. It was. He's going down a hallway and you just see Charles Manson, Richard Speck, Bundy. Bundy's waving in there. His. Even his character from Psycho. A couple of the victims. Yeah. And he's like, hey, great job, man. Thanks for everything you started. He's the Babe Ruth of this genre. And it was less about his story and more about like, you guys like this. We'll make some stuff up too. You won't care. And it's true and it's weird.
Brady
Does it want to make you spin on to the next one? Lizzie Borden.
Brett
Hells yeah. I can't wait. But Lizzie Borden's just. Who knows?
John Holmberg
I don't know much about that one.
Brett
Well, Lizzie Borden just chopped her parents up with an ax, right?
John Holmberg
Yeah.
Brett
She wasn't a serial killer. She was a lunatic who lost it. She's abroad who lost it.
John Holmberg
Typical broad. Typical.
Brett
She was a typical 1800s broadcast. One of them typical 1800s nut job with an axe. And they let her have an axe. And like, there's Mistake one. She was like. She was like the poster child for pms. I think she was the first one that had that. Yeah. But I kind of looked at it, and I'm like, this was a thank you. Remember when we made the joke about how Cuba Gooding Jr. Should have thanked O.J. for killing all those people because he won, like, six awards playing O.J. in that series on TV? Like, it wasn't for O.J. cuba wouldn't have had a career resurrection if it wasn't for O.J. doing what he did. And David Schwimmer wouldn't have gotten to play Robert Kardashian. All those guys got jobs and huge paychecks thanks to OJ and this was the first, like, series that ever said, thanks, Ed. Thanks, buddy. Quite literally, billions of dollars have been made from his legacy because of Ed Gein and what he started and created. And the Psycho movie was like, the first one to go. Let's just kind of borrow some of what he did and scare the hell out of people. And we eat it up. Alfred Hitchcock couldn't have been more right. Everybody told him, no one is going to want to see this. And his. His quote back, and they kind of used it in the movie. But back in the day was, you kidding me? Dracula, Frankenstein, and now a monster is us. They're going to eat this alive. They're gonna. They're gonna love this because this is. This. This is actually scary. We can show them real. He was perfect. He was fantastic. But, yeah, he. They kind of danced around what Alfred actually said about Psycho back when he was making it. And even, I mean, his wife and all this, his agent and the movies, they're like, we can't make this. This is horrible. This is a human being killing another human being on screen. And it's like, for no reason, like, nobody's going to want to watch this. Like, everyone's going to watch this. And it's. The dominoes fell for me. But if you watch it. Yeah, I think you have to, because Larry was telling me his sister hated it. It's like, it was slow and like, it wasn't accurate. And I'm like, they're not going for accuracy here. They're going entertainment it is. But they're also going to make you feel like a knob. And at the end, you're like, oh, yeah, a little self inventory on this one. I'm guilty as hell of this, of what they're accusing me of here, which is taking a very real thing. And it's not made up like Dracula And Frankenstein.
Brady
Yeah. Kind of, you know, slow at times. And then I didn't. I took in the last couple of episodes to wrap it up.
Brett
Oh, you didn't watch. But I can't even watch all of them.
Brady
No.
Brett
Well, you skipped ahead.
Brady
I think I opened up with the.
Brett
First three, and then you just jumped to the last. How many are there? Eight.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brady
Yeah, I think I missed two.
Brett
Why'd you do that?
Brady
Because Ronnie kept watching and we watched it together, and she continued on like, all right, I'll pick it up.
Brett
Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, you're probably not going to pick up the subtext in that. If you're just watching, you're going to be bored because it's jumping around. But it was pretty awesome because they get to the points in certain areas where they're, like, slashing somebody, and then it cuts to, like, if it were real. Like, what inspired the psycho shower scene? What inspired the scene where the grandpa with the skin mask is hitting the girl in the head in Texas Chainsaw to kind of remind you, oh, this really happened? But here's what it would look like if it was the people who really did it instead of the movie. You remember? It's pretty awesome. And I've forgotten until the thing that. The moth thing in his house when they went in and there were moths. They use that for signs of the line. It's crazy, but it is a very interesting kind of societal. Yeah, so it's flipping it on us, looking at us, going, we'll keep doing it. But you guys realize what you're up to, right? Like, this is real. Like, we're not. We're not. This isn't pulled out of thin air. This is a real guy. And this actually happened where he had dead skin masks, like, loads of them, and he put them on to feel what it was like to be inside a woman. And this therapist that said it was the ultimate way of penetrating woman since sex was taboo. Like, to be inside of a woman, that way is much better. It's John Holmer here from the morning sickness. And it's time to talk again about my friends at Trajan Wealth. I always talk to you about the will and trust, the estate plan that I put together with Kent at Trajan Wealth. Kent was unbelievable. And, man, you want to make sure medical power of attorney and power of attorney are established, because if something bad happens and you don't have anybody speaking for you, somebody you don't know will keep control of your life even when you're not in control. All you have to do is get it done today at Trajan Wealth. 480-990-3300. Trajan Wealth Legal Services are offered through trades and estate Law Firm llc.
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Brett
But I'm wondering if there is some truth to the idea that making all these kids out there that would have been serial killers comfortable in their mom's underpants and shoes. Because I forget the guy's name, that he was the lust something killer. He does a brief. I can't remember his name ever. But he used to cut off women's feet and steal their shoes. And he only did like five people.
Brady
And he'd fill the shoes.
Brett
I think that was an exaggeration of him. Yeah, he used to talk about. He used them like that handyman used that lady's bra. Yeah. But he would, you know. And that's a very serial killer thing with that Mayo guy did. Which is, you know, beaten off in a bra. Usually it's on Clark. Who?
John Holmberg
Doug Clark?
Brett
No, I forgot his name. Big dopey weirdo too. But yeah, he chopped the women's feet.
Brady
It was kind of cooled over to the. The. Was it Mind Hunter, Whatever. The other series.
Brett
Yeah. Which was another.
Brady
That behavioral study of serial killers where they started interviewing them.
Brett
Those were real people as well. Yeah. And so it was. I mean, none of it is. Jerry Brudos is the dude's name. Okay. Jerry Brudos was the last killer. Yeah. They did the Mind Hunter thing because that was the way that the FBI and all these other people were trying to figure this out. Like, we can't have this. Like, what are we missing with this? Like, there has to be signs and signals all the way up to a certain time. And they found them based on the interviews they made with Edmund Kemper. And they didn't put Kemper in this one. Which I thought they would have. But yeah, tons of like, you know, tons of bashes on the head of the viewer, which made me feel uncomfortable because I am the guy they're talking to. If there's serial killer stuff, fascinated by it and it's not, and I'm not to the level of listening to. You know, if there was a time when podcasts had Joe Rogan kill Tony and the next eight were murder podcasts and the, the top 10 in the country and then you look at the top 80 and it's just non stop murder talk. It's changed a little, but people love that stuff.
John Holmberg
On Samsung TV they got just three or four channels and that's all episodes of Murder everything. Watches it every night.
Brett
So does she. She's fascinated about it. And real life murder, we don't want made up imaginary stuff.
John Holmberg
Not into like slasher movies and stuff, but real. Yeah, yeah.
Brett
The stuff that actually happened for some reason, we love it. Yeah. It's a very strange thing when you watch because it's, it's designed, it's very rare for entertainment to turn to the audience and go, you are all sick. And that's what this did. But then it's flipped on its head. And I'm kind of wondering 30 years from now if we allow kids to wear their mom's bra and panties the way we do now and make it okay, if that does kind of make it so they're not so repressed and they don't start slaughtering people. Maybe one of these mothers that's just their kid's best friend that hears the three year old go, I think I like your panties, and goes, have at it. Just saved lives. Dress your son and his mom's panties today and see what he does. If he likes it, you're saving lives.
Brady
But statistically not that many.
Brett
What do you mean?
Brady
So many that wear them.
Brett
Serial killers that aren't serial killers. Oh, sure, sure. Well, that's. Yeah, they're a very passive group, but still. Look, you get one Brady and that's all you're looking to do.
Brady
You're dabbling in kind of a weird behavior.
Brett
If you got 10 or 11 kids are like, you know what? Mom's panties feel pretty good. Thank you. Sure. Maybe you just opened up a Pandora's box for this kid to start questioning himself. But if you're, if, especially if you're religious, if you're super religious, that also ties in. Put your son in a pair of your wife's panties and if he starts looking at you like this is okay now. You just saved lives. You just saved.
Brady
Maybe you need that officer like that spoke to your school. That goes around that.
Brett
Yeah, yeah.
Brady
You're wearing your mommy's panties right now.
Brett
Well, that was the best thing that ever happened.
Brady
You're going to be a serial.
Brett
He would point out to the front row. One in 10 of you is going to die before you're 17. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, dead. I'm like, oh, no, it's number 10. It's not always just in that. One, two, three, dead. Five, six, seven, eight, Nine. Oh, my God, I got it. And then we'd count it out. Burkhart's gonna die next. Yeah, you never know. But statistically. Statistically, dudes who are, you know, repressed by their mothers and religion and then get caught in their panties nowadays, they're like, yay. Back then, it created Ed Gein and Ted Bundy, and almost all of them Ed Temper. All of them dancing around with repressed mother issues. Mom's doing number on you mean ones. So you got a kid this morning. Lay out some laces for him. Just go, what do you think of these? And if the kid looks at you like, is it okay? It's like, yeah, give it a try.
John Holmberg
I turn on all TZ and he puts.
Brett
Yeah, he puts it on. And then you're like, I kind of like this, Mom. It makes you feel better.
Brady
It does.
Brett
Good. I'm saving lives. It's a good thing. Just know that your mom doesn't care if you're wearing her underwear. I don't know. There could be some correlation. We can't figure it out. Because you're right. Most people who are trans man, I ain't gonna wear them killing people. Most time they're self harm. But yeah, it's a weird doc. It's a. I want to call it a documentary, but it's not because it's like the Dahmer one was pretty damn accurate. Like, they went down the list when they did the Dahmer monster on Netflix, and it was like, this is what happened.
Brady
That was more of a reenactment.
Brett
Well, yeah, it was just like. It was a telling of the story. Ed Gein was a telling. Plus his delusions as reality, plus his girlfriend that never happened, plus all that, you know, it was just kind of a. But it's number one on Netflix and it's making its point by being number one. And Brett just started it last night, so it'll stay number one for a little while longer. And the point of it is, is that we could put out anything about Ed Geen. You guys are going to watch it. And they did. And it is fascinating. And you go on the Internet and all it is is memes of him. I'm going out drinking. Oh, geez, now it's funny again. I like that kind of stuff, though. I like when they're extra smart about stuff. Although that one to me was.
Brady
I think that kind of. That's why it kind of bothered me at first, like, because I wanted to learn more about it. Then you find out this isn't. This didn't happen this way.
Brett
You know everything you need to know. And that was another point it makes, is you don't need to know anything else. Psycho told you what you need to know. Silence of lambs told you what you need to know. You're not interested in the real reasons he became this or anything else. He had a crazy moment. He kept her. Her dead body. It wasn't even hers. He kept her dead body in the house. He dug upgrades. He, you know, and they made him a necrophiliac. In this, there's no proof that ever happened. And like, they just, they added stuff because it's like, you'll buy it and you'll be sickened by it and you'll watch more.
John Holmberg
It's all about entertainment.
Brett
It is all about entertainment. It's great. It's crazy. This guy said, I gotta log back into my account. Give me the word again. It's roll. You have a few more minutes for roll. Yeah, it is, it is. It's us. And sometimes we kind of stink. Speaking of stinking, I was also on a thing this weekend where I saw Ozempic. Vagina is a problem that women are having. I'm loving this Ozempic. They don't want to. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. The fat burn. So it makes sense that when you drop all that weight, what women are complaining about after their Ozempic speed loss is saggy cans, extra skin.
John Holmberg
We complain about it too.
Brett
Sure, yeah, we're complaining, you know. So now you go from being at least to yourself, unattractive and overweight to at a good weight, but your vulva have taken a beating somehow. Ozempic is deflating vulvas and making them droopy. Droopy.
John Holmberg
Well, won't be taking a beating much long.
Brett
Good news is they're going to tighten back up from a lack of use. So would you rather be fat and have a nice vagina or look good on a Scale. But the whole thing's hanging down there like, you know, some sort of an Arby sandwich.
Brady
I'll take the Droopy.
Brett
Ted, would you take the Droopy if you were a woman? That's a bigger deal than you think. I know.
John Holmberg
What are my choices again here?
Brett
You can be fat. Have a nice one.
John Holmberg
Right.
Brett
High and tight. You can be thinner. But your vulva, you got the Ozempic vulva. And they're. They're Arby's out. They're Big Montana. I know.
Brady
What are you gonna get more action with?
Brett
Yeah. I think confidence in a fat body.
Shane Orlando
I don't know.
Brett
Yeah, I think that's better than the.
John Holmberg
I might be Rocky practicing for Apollo. And then speed bag.
Brett
That thing.
John Holmberg
Oh, yeah.
Brett
You think you go there and this.
John Holmberg
What's going to attract you. I mean, you don't know it's there until you get there.
Dick Tolito
Yeah.
Brett
You're not even.
John Holmberg
You're not even going to take a look. Right.
Brett
Points for bread on that one. You don't know until the pants come down.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
And then you're like, all right, well, I'm here. She's melting.
John Holmberg
I'm already here.
Brett
And what you're saying is, with the big girl, you already know when it's naked, it's not going to be good. Right.
John Holmberg
But what if a big girl disappointment, because you're already disappointed going in, which is broadzilla.
Brady
And if you're a big girl and you already have that, then.
Brett
Well, if you've already.
Brady
Olympics, fine.
Brett
Look, if you've already got it as a big girl, imagine what's going to happen when your body deflates those. Those are going to be like jump ropes.
Brady
Elephant Man.
Brett
Two little Twizzlers that have been melted by the sun hanging off of the. Come on, man. So it's a tough one, but there's a way around it trying. Oh, right. Although we don't do that anymore, actually. Not taking a drug to throw your body into a massive decrease called EOS fitness. Exactly. And it's not for medical reasons. It's because you're just vain. It's faster and it's easier. I get it. But there are side effects to the thing that you're taking that is a side effect for what it's really made for.
John Holmberg
John, I'll take option C. I'm leaving the car on.
Brett
When I close the garage, he's just gonna kill himself. But it would be tough for a woman if the doctors are like, you're gonna lose a lot of weight really fast. Oh, yeah, your vagina is going to look like. Like a. Ever seen a. Stake them out of a pan. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're gonna have that going on. Ever seen one of those Fruit Roll ups if you leave one in the sun? Oh, no.
John Holmberg
Hungry Man.
Brett
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Byron
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Brett
But you're gonna. You're gonna weigh a good amount. Your weight is gonna be great. But my vulva's gonna blow up. Blowout would be more accurate, but, yes, I'll take it. I don't think that's on the.
John Holmberg
You'll be surprising a lot of men when they pull their pants down.
Brett
I know. I used to get. I used to weigh 300 pounds. You look so hot, baby. I like you the way you are. I'd rather not just take my panties off, though, because It's. Have you ever seen like when a fridge loses power and all the butter melts into the meat and then you open the fridge and it's all glopped together. I'm not turned on at all anymore. You're making me sick.
John Holmberg
You gotta listen to Harbor. Freight toe straps.
Brett
Have you ever seen a basset hound hang its head out of a moving car? Yeah. What does that have to do with. Well, I don't wanna show you, but yeah, that noise is real. You say you wanna hang it out of the car? We could air it before if you're interested. Are you familiar with pigs in a blanket? Cuz that's what this is going to look like.
John Holmberg
Hanging out the car. Be like one of those, those used car sales with the guy.
Brett
Did it dried up yet?
Brady
It's almost mountain fresh tucked into those yoga pants.
Brett
No, hold it over neatly like she worked at the Gap for a few years. Ozempic vagina. It's real.
John Holmberg
Matthew wants to know, are we talking meat curtains or just slightly slight droopiness?
Brett
Oh no. According to the article, it is pretty hard to see. Yeah, you know, you've seen a few of them are like, well, that's, that's a little off, evidently. This is like Jim Row, circus bat. You know, where things are being tugged down to the earth. Like she's on a planet with more gravity than you and I. But it's. They're very excited about it. And if, you know the alternative to that is. Is losing it a little slower, but eating right and jogging and stuff.
John Holmberg
How dare you.
Brett
Tends to be. I know, I'm insensitive. I get it, I get the quick fix. I'm all for it. But there is an alternative, you know, it's a big time alternative. It's not a great alternative. It kind of sucks. It's like when people say, how do we stop teen pregnancy? It's like abstinence. And I'm like, yeah, okay. How do we actually stop it though? Because abstinence is. It's out there, you know, human nature. They're not going down that road.
Brady
Man.
Brett
That's.
Brady
That's not the only one on the Ozempic.
Brett
Oh, we went through the other one the other day with the issues. The sulfur burps and the dryness. Oh yeah, no, it's a mess.
Brady
Infections?
Brett
Yep.
Brady
Pelvic floor weakness.
Brett
Yeah, the whole thing can come tumbling out.
Brady
Atrophy.
John Holmberg
It's like the Tropicana imploding or what.
Brett
Yes, it would. It would be. And then it would say, welcome Las Vegas Athletics. YAS are there. They tear it down to build a stadium. Yeah. The atrophy is true in all your muscles with that. If you read about Ozempic, it takes your bone density and your muscles out. Just working out, eating nothing, right? Well, they trying to work out.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
But if it's crushing your muscles when you get fat again, and you probably will, it's going to be all fat because you won't have anything to counter that. And then your heart's in trouble. Sudden weight loss is scary. It's working. And I'm not talking about people who need it for, like, medical things. I'm talking about the people who are doing it. Because, you know, especially. Yeah. Like, the loss. There's that. There's some reality show with some sisters and I don't know their names, and they're all thin models and they take it and they were treating it like. The sisters are treating it like they found one. One of them's on heroin. She's like, are you still on the GLPs? And like, yeah, it's like you're dying, like. And she is. She can't. She can't remain upright. She has nothing left in her system, but she's got to do it. So she's not an ounce overweight. And because she doesn't like eating anything now, she just doesn't eat. It's terrifying. And I bet you her vagina is, like, hanging down to the ground. It would look like Ed Gein's barn is basically just a bunch of parts just flopping around, just dried out. And it's gross. That Ozempic vagina. We have a name for it now, guys. You can start making fun of it. There's this guy says, I've lost 65 pounds with some discipline and intermittent fasting. So, yes, there is an alternative. Yeah, but I mean, could have done that in a couple weeks. I mean, sure, you're be tripping over your own nutsack after that, but still. You walk through the south side of Chicago and people want to use your labia as a double Dutch. It's like you've got too much. We bought your jump ropes. Oh, these are my labia. I'm sorry. Right? I just drag them behind you, try to cover them up, and they'd be like a fire hazard. Like when chains drag on the back of a truck on the way to Pac. Oic vagina. I can't wait to hear a guy. Good band name, kind of. Yeah. Sponsored I think he gets in trouble, but I like. Yeah. Oic vagina is pretty. The. The album cover would be phenomenal. Cuz it would just be like melted things.
John Holmberg
Do a cover. I melt with you.
Brett
Ah. Oh. Oh, that's the COVID of that. I can't wait to talk to one guy I know again. Dated this girl. What happened? She seemed nice. Yeah, she was great. And then she got ozempic vagina. Like. Oh, it didn't work out. Nah, she couldn't climb through all that. Like a gauntlet of vulva. I can't go in there. It was fighting back. It's like an octopus. Just stuff all over the place. So good luck to you ladies with your ozempic vagina. I find it hysterical. And then somebody always brings up Hope Solo. Remember Hope Solo's thing? That was Internet craze for about two years back in the aughts. And everybody had picked. We all know what it looks like because it scared us all men. And if we were in a situation, all of us thought Hope Solo was attractive. She was the goalie for the U.S. women's soccer team. We're like, Hope Solo's hot. She looked like she was half cat, half woman. She had these crazy eyes. They were like piercing. A little bit like cat shaped body was insane. And then naked photos of her got released and she looked like somebody spilled spaghetti on the floor. It was everywhere.
Brady
Top five red Gein collection.
Brett
Yeah, it looked like somebody opened up a ravioli. It was all. Imagine if she had had those things fall apart. That was naturally that way.
Brady
Just beat up to the guy she was sending that to.
Brett
Oh, that poor bastard. He had to say, hey, you know, keep it from the waist up. You know, I'm trying to finish here. My God, you're disgusting. So just letting you know, ladies and men, I don't know what happens to men too. I don't. Can't be good. If women's vulvas are falling apart, your foreskin is gonna.
Brady
That guy laid low.
Brett
It's gonna look like a turtleneck.
Brady
He's like, I like that.
Brett
And maybe a guy would like it. Maybe some dudes do like what Brady or Brett said and just speed bag away, but not me. Are you looking at pictures of it of Hope Solo? It's. You hadn't seen it? No. Oh, Brett, welcome to 2008. Oh, that thing is tattered.
John Holmberg
Oh man.
Brett
There's a couple of them that are super close. Oh, there's some. That one. That's the one that always got me. Oh, no, not that. Dead center bottom. Dead center bottom. That. Oh, that one. Yeah. Oh, my Lord. Oh. What? What happened? It looked like it's Hubba Bubba stuck to a wall.
Brady
There's no protecting that goal.
Brett
No, no. Everything's getting in. You can put those big hamburger helper gloves on all you want.
John Holmberg
Oh, I gotta.
Brett
There's plenty of space.
John Holmberg
I gotta clear this off.
Brett
Yeah, get that off your history. And. You know what? I don't say this a lot. Go to church. It's 7:33. What do you got on the big board of musical treats there, Brett?
John Holmberg
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Brett
Glorious on the list.
Brady
White Snake.
John Holmberg
Here I go again for the cards. AC dc. Shoot the thrill for the handyman. Avenge Sevenfold. Hail to the King. For all them morons that were protesting.
Brett
Screwing up our streets.
John Holmberg
Smack my up for Prodigy. Self explanatory.
Brett
Yep.
John Holmberg
Dead skin mask from Slayer.
Brett
That's pretty solid.
John Holmberg
Kiss coming back. And then tons of Limp Bizkit.
Brett
And the Limp Bizkit thing. They're their basis. Passed away on Friday evening. Saturday. Yeah, he died. So let's do some Limp Bizkit because that's a little tribute tip of the cap to a band that gets a lot of heat.
John Holmberg
Do Faith or.
Brett
No, let's do. Yeah, whatever. If you pick it. I'm fine with Faith. That's fine, too. Their new one's not bad. We could throw that, too.
Byron
I don't care.
Brett
Yeah, I'm not. I like. Let's do Making Love to Morgan.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brett
Their new song. Is he on this? Yeah, he's on the. So he was up till.
John Holmberg
He's up till the end, I mean.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
Had a liver transplant, from what I read. Yeah.
Brady
Yeah.
Brett
And then that was like 2015. It was a while.
John Holmberg
That was 10. Over 10 years ago.
Brett
So he's, you know, didn't. And it wasn't drinking or anything.
John Holmberg
No, it was apparently. Originally, it was from drinking and destroyed his liver. And then he cleaned up, got his transplant, and he's supposedly clean since, but.
Brett
Yeah, I don't know. You know, maybe it just started to get and just go sideways for him either way.
John Holmberg
48.
Brett
48 years old. Yeah, well, you drank yourself, you treated yourself pretty poorly. If you need a new liver in your 40s, early 40s, late 30s, you've been doing some work to make your liver hate you that much.
Brady
38.
Brett
Yeah, it was 2015, 10 years ago. So, yeah, you had a liver, which means he was sick at like 36, 35. Probably got finally that. Yeah, that's. That's getting it done. So he abused himself. So 48.
John Holmberg
And the guys from Metallica are still holding on.
Brett
Rolling Stones, Metallica. You just gotta figure it's crazy. Here it is, though. It's making love to Morgan Wallins, the new one from Limp Bizkit. And yes, they will be included in the night of the Singing Dead on Halloween. Count that. It's 98, KUPD, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. It's John Holmberg here for my friends@turfmonstersaz.com oh, my goodness. My backyard is perfect now that I've turfed it. No mud, no maintenance, no sprinkler repair, no sprinklers. I have a lower water bill, and I have a yard that looks perfect all year long. But that's not all. I've got a putting green, I've got a basketball play court. I've got an unbelievable situation, and I owe it all to turf Monsters. If you can dream up a backyard that you've always wanted, turf monsters is the place to call. Turfmonstersaz.com this is Michael with Restore My Civil Rights.
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Episode Date: October 20, 2025
Main Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Key Topics: Kristen Bell’s anniversary tweet controversy, Ed Gein Netflix series and society’s obsession with murder entertainment, and Ozempic’s unexpected effects on women.
This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness covers a trio of offbeat, provocative topics in typical irreverent style.
[02:35–10:22]
Key Insights:
The crew argues such jokes reflect real marital frustration, not advocacy for violence.
Holmberg suggests social media amplifies outrage and overreacts to personal moments:
“For some reason, everybody feels the need to share everything with the world... Of course, she's in trouble because October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month.” (John Holmberg, 03:35)
The segment includes a recurring O.J. Simpson impersonation (“Juice”) to satirize the discussion:
“Happy Domestic Violence Awareness Month. And man, oh man, am I aware of it. Who was more aware of it... was my ex-wife, Nicole.” (Juice/O.J., 06:23)
Memorable Quotes:
Timestamps & Segments:
[14:01–33:51]
Key Insights:
The hosts catch onto the show’s message: the series fabricates elements to critique viewers’ appetite for “murder porn.”
Brett observes:
"They’re doing [this] on purpose...they’re pointing the camera at us saying, you’re the monsters. This is you.” (Brett, 15:23)
They discuss the popular fascination with serial killers (“murderers’ row”):
“We are addicted to murder porn...This documentary...is essentially telling all the viewers to go f*** themselves.” (Brett, 15:38)
Discussion of Ed Gein’s influence on media: "If it wasn’t for you [Gein], we wouldn’t have Psycho or Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Silence of the Lambs."
Tangents about “wearing mom’s underwear” as a serial killer trope and whether modern parenting might “save lives” by destigmatizing it.
Memorable Quotes:
Timestamps & Segments:
[33:51–46:27+]
Key Insights & Jokes:
“So now you go from being at least to yourself, unattractive and overweight to at a good weight, but your vulva have taken a beating somehow.” (Brett, 34:38)
Notable Quotes:
Timestamps & Segments:
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:35–11:32| Kristen Bell anniversary tweet; controversy and humor | | 12:14–14:01| Domestic violence exhibit jokes and reflection | | 14:01–33:51| Ed Gein Netflix series – true crime meta-discussion | | 33:51–46:27| "Ozempic vagina" – jokes, gender/body talk, references | | 47:28–End | Music, Limp Bizkit tribute, wrap-up (standard closing content) |
This episode typifies Holmberg’s Morning Sickness: brash but self-aware, drawing humor from taboo or difficult places, and willing to critique both pop culture and the audience itself.
Whether riffing on viral outrage, satirizing America's love of murder stories, or lampooning diet drugs’ bizarre side effects, the crew keeps it outrageous, fast-paced, and oddly insightful.