Podcast Summary: "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" – Arizona
Episode: 10-22-25 – BR – WED – Story Claims We May See Flying Cars By 2027 But We Worry About The Drivers – Study Finds People Claim Halloween Makes Them Lonely – AWS Outage Disabled People's Adjustable Beds
Date: October 22, 2025
Host & Crew: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo ("Doug" also appears as a speaker)
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Main Theme
The episode dives into a blend of technology news, social trends, and comedic banter. The discussion orbits around the looming arrival of flying cars by 2027, modern loneliness (especially around Halloween), the vulnerabilities of "smart" home technology, and the peculiarities of the digital age—all with the show's signature irreverent, no-holds-barred humor.
Key Discussion Points & Segments
1. AI Erotica and ChatGPT's New Direction
[01:35–04:08]
- The cast jokes about AI sex dolls and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s announcement that ChatGPT will soon offer an “erotica” feature for adults.
- Concerns are raised about privacy, data security, and the potential for manipulation as people share private desires with chatbots.
- The hosts conclude that warnings won’t deter people—human behavior is predictably reckless when it comes to temptation.
Notable Quote:
“So, if ChatGPT is going to talk dirty to me and get to know me, I’m just saying, ladies, maybe stop using your vaginas as currency and start giving them away for free every once in a while, so at least there’s a fight when they build these robots, because technology’s way ahead of the game.”
— Brett, [03:37]
2. The Arrival of Flying Cars by 2027
[04:10–13:20]
- News that flying cars might appear by 2027 triggers skepticism, excitement, and chaotic predictions.
- The potential cost ($250K–$300K+) means only wealthy early adopters—billionaires and adventurous elderly "snowbirds"—are likely to participate at first.
- The crew riffs on the prospect of elderly and inexperienced drivers in the sky, referencing The Jetsons, Amelia Earhart, and the likelihood of layers of airborne traffic and futuristic infrastructure.
- Realistic fears about safety, pilot licensing, docking stations for high rises, and the limitations of current self-driving tech are aired with comedic exaggeration.
Notable Quotes:
"Wait till the snowbirds get a hold of those."
— Brady, [04:42]
"That is crazy to me. ... When I saw that, I figured out we’re still technology—no, they're ready."
— Brett, [04:53]
"The Wild West is above us. That’s what’s gonna create... When we lift up above, we’re going to have layers of traffic.”
— Doug, [05:22]
"It’s gonna make the world look like 9/11 every day, smashing into the sides of buildings."
— Brett, [15:36]
3. Fast Tech Advances & Generational Perspective
[07:13–09:43]
- The crew reflects on how rapidly technology has advanced since the show started (late-1990s dial-up days to now).
- Jokes about how previous generations reacted to technological innovation, with some gendered ribbing about women and flight.
“We had this talk a couple weeks ago. But what—my grandpa born in 1908... his parents were marveling at the automobile. 25 years later, they had this conversation around fire and beans: ‘You believe they’re gonna start putting us in those planes?’”
— Brett, [07:29]
4. Practicalities & Pitfalls of Flying Cars
[10:32–13:44]
- The discussion continues about logistics: docking stations on high-rises, whether power lines will be an issue, and the deep skepticism about regular people (especially the elderly and "broads") flying.
- Realistic concerns about navigation, accidents, irresponsible flying, and adapting traffic rules to the sky.
“I ran into the power lines. They gotta get rid of these things. I can’t even see them. You’re supposed to be above them! What are you flying at 13ft for?”
— Brett, [14:52]
5. Loneliness & AI 'Vacation' Apps for Halloween
[19:02–21:14]
- Study mentioned: Nearly 80% say Halloween is the loneliest holiday; half have cried when opening the door for trick-or-treaters.
- Skeptical, the hosts argue these are just generally depressed adults projecting onto Halloween.
- They highlight a new AI app ("Endless Summer") that generates fake photos to make you look like you attended parties or took vacations.
“Everybody’s gotta stop interviewing lonely people about when they’re loneliest. It’s every holiday.”
— Brett, [19:15]
“A product designer at Meta just put out his own app to make it look like you went to a Halloween party. It uses AI to create fake photos of you in costume with other people partying around you.”
— Doug, [20:20]
6. Smart Home Tech Fails: AWS Outage Disables Adjustable Beds
[22:16–23:52]
- An Amazon Web Services outage rendered some people’s $2,000 "Eight Sleep" adjustable beds immobile, locking them in bizarre positions.
- The cast discusses the risks of tying mundane household functions to the cloud and internet, lampooning the overreach of smart devices.
- Brief praise for "manual" adjustable beds—"Just give me a remote."
“So your bed is tied to the Internet?... I just don’t have to use my phone for it. I got a little remote. And the only time it’s bad is if the power goes out.”
— Brett, [23:07]
7. Other Light News & Absurdities
[17:20–26:37]
- Rock Trivia: Judas Priest recorded British Steel at Ringo Starr’s house ([17:20]); origins of the Hulk’s green color ([17:54]).
- Cookbook Capers: A cook at a Venezuelan restaurant in Miami faces prison for stealing "secret" cookbooks ([21:16]).
- Unusual Hobbies: A five-year-old kid has a birthday party themed after Jimmy Carter ([25:32]). The hosts riff on the odds of a kindergartner idolizing the former president, leading to irreverent speculation about the kid’s family life and sexuality ([26:41]).
“He’s got a T-shirt on that says Carter 76 for president... Where do you find this stuff? ... And you know what you don’t see in any of these pictures? This kid’s birthday party: father, friends.”
— Brett, [26:13]
8. "Brady’s Freak Show": Crazy Internet Videos
[28:01–36:17]
- The team reviews a sequence of bizarre viral videos—parasitic twins, disfigured bodies, dramatic police encounters, injuries, and odd sexual proclivities—delivered with raucous commentary.
- They riff off each other's disgust, awe, and shock.
- Not for the faint of heart: injuries, body oddities, and sexual acts are described and laughed about with characteristic dark humor.
9. Segment Wrap-Ups & Promos
[16:11, 28:30, 38:45]
- Regular reminders about the "word of the hour" contest ("tour" at 8am), AllProShade.com sponsorship, and betting promos thread through the show, but focus quickly returns to topical banter and news.
Memorable Moments & Quotes
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On flying car future:
“It's going to be raining ladies. Ladies and metal parts anyway. Can you imagine, though? I mean, like, you see those old videos of the first people that watched… We're living that every day. And I'm unlike Brett. I'm not scared of it. I love it.”
— John Holmberg (paraphrased), [11:41-12:28] -
On the self-inflicted stupidity of smart devices:
"But your bed, it's part of that. But it wasn't broken. But it wasn't broken. I agree. ... I just don’t have to use my phone for it. ... And the only time it’s bad is if the power goes out."
— Brett, [23:07] -
On Halloween loneliness:
“What they really are is people who don’t like being adults. Life isn’t working out for them and they miss when they were carefree children, adulting got hard for them. So they cry at Halloween.”
— Brett, [19:32] -
On generational progress:
"When we started the show, there was barely Internet. Think of that."
— Brett, [06:46]
Tone and Style
The episode is a kinetic blend of sarcastic banter, incisive (though often politically incorrect) social commentary, and unapologetic shock humor. The team’s chemistry comes through in their quick, overlapping exchanges and relentless one-upmanship. No news story is too weighty or too silly for lampooning; everything is filtered through their sharply irreverent lens.
Timestamps for Key Segments
- AI & ChatGPT Erotica: [01:35–04:08]
- Flying Cars Discussion: [04:10–13:20]
- Tech Progress Reflection: [07:13–09:43]
- Realistic Flying Car Fears: [10:32–13:44, 15:04–15:56]
- Halloween Loneliness & Fake AI Parties: [19:02–21:14]
- Smart Home Tech Fails: [22:16–23:52]
- Bizarre News, Quirky Kids, Viral Videos: [17:20–26:37, 28:01–38:45]
- Contest Word Promos ("tour"): [15:58, 28:30]
Summary
"Holmberg’s Morning Sickness" delivers its trademark blend of news and entertainment with a focus this episode on the looming (and potentially chaotic) introduction of flying cars, the oddities of loneliness in the digital age, and the absurd pitfalls of over-automated homes. The show’s tone remains brash and sometimes abrasive, but always quick-witted—peppered with asides, listener engagement, and segments pushing the boundaries of conventional radio humor.
