10-22-25 - BR - WED - Story Claims We May See Flying Cars By 2027 But We Worry About The Drivers - Study Finds People Claim Halloween Makes Them Lonely - AWS Outage Disabled People's Adjustable Beds

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" – Arizona

Episode: 10-22-25 – BR – WED – Story Claims We May See Flying Cars By 2027 But We Worry About The Drivers – Study Finds People Claim Halloween Makes Them Lonely – AWS Outage Disabled People's Adjustable Beds
Date: October 22, 2025
Host & Crew: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo ("Doug" also appears as a speaker)
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Main Theme

The episode dives into a blend of technology news, social trends, and comedic banter. The discussion orbits around the looming arrival of flying cars by 2027, modern loneliness (especially around Halloween), the vulnerabilities of "smart" home technology, and the peculiarities of the digital age—all with the show's signature irreverent, no-holds-barred humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. AI Erotica and ChatGPT's New Direction

[01:35–04:08]

• The cast jokes about AI sex dolls and OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s announcement that ChatGPT will soon offer an “erotica” feature for adults.
• Concerns are raised about privacy, data security, and the potential for manipulation as people share private desires with chatbots.
• The hosts conclude that warnings won’t deter people—human behavior is predictably reckless when it comes to temptation.

Notable Quote:

“So, if ChatGPT is going to talk dirty to me and get to know me, I’m just saying, ladies, maybe stop using your vaginas as currency and start giving them away for free every once in a while, so at least there’s a fight when they build these robots, because technology’s way ahead of the game.”
— Brett, [03:37]

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2. The Arrival of Flying Cars by 2027

[04:10–13:20]

• News that flying cars might appear by 2027 triggers skepticism, excitement, and chaotic predictions.
• The potential cost ($250K–$300K+) means only wealthy early adopters—billionaires and adventurous elderly "snowbirds"—are likely to participate at first.
• The crew riffs on the prospect of elderly and inexperienced drivers in the sky, referencing The Jetsons, Amelia Earhart, and the likelihood of layers of airborne traffic and futuristic infrastructure.
• Realistic fears about safety, pilot licensing, docking stations for high rises, and the limitations of current self-driving tech are aired with comedic exaggeration.

Notable Quotes:

"Wait till the snowbirds get a hold of those."
— Brady, [04:42]

"That is crazy to me. ... When I saw that, I figured out we’re still technology—no, they're ready."
— Brett, [04:53]

"The Wild West is above us. That’s what’s gonna create... When we lift up above, we’re going to have layers of traffic.”
— Doug, [05:22]

"It’s gonna make the world look like 9/11 every day, smashing into the sides of buildings."
— Brett, [15:36]

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3. Fast Tech Advances & Generational Perspective

[07:13–09:43]

• The crew reflects on how rapidly technology has advanced since the show started (late-1990s dial-up days to now).
• Jokes about how previous generations reacted to technological innovation, with some gendered ribbing about women and flight.

“We had this talk a couple weeks ago. But what—my grandpa born in 1908... his parents were marveling at the automobile. 25 years later, they had this conversation around fire and beans: ‘You believe they’re gonna start putting us in those planes?’”
— Brett, [07:29]

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4. Practicalities & Pitfalls of Flying Cars

[10:32–13:44]

• The discussion continues about logistics: docking stations on high-rises, whether power lines will be an issue, and the deep skepticism about regular people (especially the elderly and "broads") flying.
• Realistic concerns about navigation, accidents, irresponsible flying, and adapting traffic rules to the sky.

“I ran into the power lines. They gotta get rid of these things. I can’t even see them. You’re supposed to be above them! What are you flying at 13ft for?”
— Brett, [14:52]

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5. Loneliness & AI 'Vacation' Apps for Halloween

[19:02–21:14]

• Study mentioned: Nearly 80% say Halloween is the loneliest holiday; half have cried when opening the door for trick-or-treaters.
• Skeptical, the hosts argue these are just generally depressed adults projecting onto Halloween.
• They highlight a new AI app ("Endless Summer") that generates fake photos to make you look like you attended parties or took vacations.

“Everybody’s gotta stop interviewing lonely people about when they’re loneliest. It’s every holiday.”
— Brett, [19:15]

“A product designer at Meta just put out his own app to make it look like you went to a Halloween party. It uses AI to create fake photos of you in costume with other people partying around you.”
— Doug, [20:20]

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6. Smart Home Tech Fails: AWS Outage Disables Adjustable Beds

[22:16–23:52]

• An Amazon Web Services outage rendered some people’s $2,000 "Eight Sleep" adjustable beds immobile, locking them in bizarre positions.
• The cast discusses the risks of tying mundane household functions to the cloud and internet, lampooning the overreach of smart devices.
• Brief praise for "manual" adjustable beds—"Just give me a remote."

“So your bed is tied to the Internet?... I just don’t have to use my phone for it. I got a little remote. And the only time it’s bad is if the power goes out.”
— Brett, [23:07]

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7. Other Light News & Absurdities

[17:20–26:37]

• Rock Trivia: Judas Priest recorded British Steel at Ringo Starr’s house ([17:20]); origins of the Hulk’s green color ([17:54]).
• Cookbook Capers: A cook at a Venezuelan restaurant in Miami faces prison for stealing "secret" cookbooks ([21:16]).
• Unusual Hobbies: A five-year-old kid has a birthday party themed after Jimmy Carter ([25:32]). The hosts riff on the odds of a kindergartner idolizing the former president, leading to irreverent speculation about the kid’s family life and sexuality ([26:41]).

“He’s got a T-shirt on that says Carter 76 for president... Where do you find this stuff? ... And you know what you don’t see in any of these pictures? This kid’s birthday party: father, friends.”
— Brett, [26:13]

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8. "Brady’s Freak Show": Crazy Internet Videos

[28:01–36:17]

• The team reviews a sequence of bizarre viral videos—parasitic twins, disfigured bodies, dramatic police encounters, injuries, and odd sexual proclivities—delivered with raucous commentary.
• They riff off each other's disgust, awe, and shock.
• Not for the faint of heart: injuries, body oddities, and sexual acts are described and laughed about with characteristic dark humor.

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9. Segment Wrap-Ups & Promos

[16:11, 28:30, 38:45]

• Regular reminders about the "word of the hour" contest ("tour" at 8am), AllProShade.com sponsorship, and betting promos thread through the show, but focus quickly returns to topical banter and news.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• On flying car future:
  “It's going to be raining ladies. Ladies and metal parts anyway. Can you imagine, though? I mean, like, you see those old videos of the first people that watched… We're living that every day. And I'm unlike Brett. I'm not scared of it. I love it.”
  — John Holmberg (paraphrased), [11:41-12:28]

• On the self-inflicted stupidity of smart devices:
  "But your bed, it's part of that. But it wasn't broken. But it wasn't broken. I agree. ... I just don’t have to use my phone for it. ... And the only time it’s bad is if the power goes out."
  — Brett, [23:07]

• On Halloween loneliness:
  “What they really are is people who don’t like being adults. Life isn’t working out for them and they miss when they were carefree children, adulting got hard for them. So they cry at Halloween.”
  — Brett, [19:32]

• On generational progress:
  "When we started the show, there was barely Internet. Think of that."
  — Brett, [06:46]

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Tone and Style

The episode is a kinetic blend of sarcastic banter, incisive (though often politically incorrect) social commentary, and unapologetic shock humor. The team’s chemistry comes through in their quick, overlapping exchanges and relentless one-upmanship. No news story is too weighty or too silly for lampooning; everything is filtered through their sharply irreverent lens.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• AI & ChatGPT Erotica: [01:35–04:08]
• Flying Cars Discussion: [04:10–13:20]
• Tech Progress Reflection: [07:13–09:43]
• Realistic Flying Car Fears: [10:32–13:44, 15:04–15:56]
• Halloween Loneliness & Fake AI Parties: [19:02–21:14]
• Smart Home Tech Fails: [22:16–23:52]
• Bizarre News, Quirky Kids, Viral Videos: [17:20–26:37, 28:01–38:45]
• Contest Word Promos ("tour"): [15:58, 28:30]

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Summary

"Holmberg’s Morning Sickness" delivers its trademark blend of news and entertainment with a focus this episode on the looming (and potentially chaotic) introduction of flying cars, the oddities of loneliness in the digital age, and the absurd pitfalls of over-automated homes. The show’s tone remains brash and sometimes abrasive, but always quick-witted—peppered with asides, listener engagement, and segments pushing the boundaries of conventional radio humor.

Transcript

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[C]

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[B]

All right, the 8 o' clock word is sitting right in front of me. I'll give it to you in just a little bit. In the meantime, we start this all off. Oh, by the way, this guy says open. We had the chat about the sex dolls that are getting AI personalities and all I said was, hey, let me just. My friend had the great joke of the prequel to the movie Last of the Mohicans. Should have been, hey, has anyone noticed there's a lot less Mohicans as it's starting to show? Before we get down to the Last one. Just as the guy's shining a light on it. Ladies said they're developing fake women out there to take your place. I don't think you're doing it. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says ChatGPT is adding an erotica feature just for adults starting in December. For lonely or titillated men, it may seem tempting, but is it a good idea? So it's basically ChatGPT's erotica, because right now you have to kind of go to those weird sites. You pay and it's not right. Larry and I were joking around that one day and it's hilarious. Chat GPT, if you've ever had a conversation with us, pretty good. It says, human behavior being what it is, there's always going to be a market for erotica, titillation and pornography. An open invitation to feed AI the algorithms and have you give your secret fantasies to a computer. Then it develops the relationship with, I know you like this. I know you like that. We talked about this before. Now it says your most private desires can likely be used to influence, manipulate, or sell to you somewhere down the line. Which sounds creepy until you realize you do that with every other aspect of your Internet life. Oh, I just bought some. I bought candles. For the eighth time, this thing realizes this dude's into candles. So now all of your sales are going to be directed hyper focused on candles. Says everything you share with chatbots could become public as well. Flirting with ChatGPT doesn't seem so titillating anymore. Or does it? It's not going to stop anybody. They put warnings on cigarettes that say, this will kill you. People still smoked. You put a warning on. There goes, hey, some of the stuff you say might go public. Yeah, but I'm horny now. I'll worry about that after. If Chachi PT is going to talk dirty to me and get to know me. I'm just saying, ladies, maybe stop using your vaginas as currency and start giving them away for free every once in a while. So these. So at least there's a fight when they build these robots because technology's way ahead of the game. We're about three years away from this being a real thing.

[C]

Wait for those conversations to come out.

[B]

And nobody's going to care because everybody will be doing it. The other thing I saw last night was the flying cars. You know how we've been excited about that? They're going on sale in 2027.

[C]

$287,000, something like that.

[B]

It was like 250. Yeah, well, the ones they were showing was this one looked like kind of a Tesla with the wings folded up. And I think that was over 300. But they're going for like you're going to. We're going to see those soon.

[C]

Great.

[A]

Wait till the snowbirds get a hold of those.

[B]

You think they'll be on the market? Well, he's not wrong. It's going to be young Internet billionaires and people with money.

[A]

People.

[B]

Yeah, people with money and old people might be like, I'm trying it before I go. And hell be damned on who I kill. I don't care. So we're going to. That is crazy to me. When I saw that, I figured we're still technology. No, they're ready. It's just about production and a marketplace. So if they can get some pre orders in there, they said they can get these things up and running in 2027. And keep in mind the wild.

[C]

I wonder. You have. You have to get a pilot's license.

[B]

I don't know. I don't know. They have to make concessions on how to do it because it's not like it's a flying machine. So, yeah, you got to get above, but the Wild west is above us. That's what's going to be. That's what's going to create. When we lift up above, we're gonna.

[C]

Have layers of traffic. Yeah, just like the movies. Yep.

[A]

But imagine crashes up there. Oh, the snowbirds bashing into each other. Like, crash up dirt.

[B]

And it's propellers.

[A]

Yeah, we're screwed.

[B]

So those things won't just hover and wait for the cops to come. They're coming down on the ground. Yeah, Brett's probably right. Brett's got a little bit of a realist's attitude. I'm still thinking of this utopia. Jetsons never crashed.

[A]

And when they did. I know. The stoplights in the air and stuff. Not happening.

[B]

Sprocket. Sorry about that, Mr. Spacely. What are you doing, Jetson? And they're walking around in space. You don't realize when they crash, their cars just hovered above. They never, like, failed. You're gonna pay for this, Jetson. Sorry, Mr. Sprotican. Oh, geez. Basically, I didn't get to work. You son of a bitch. That was the episode I remember. I never liked you, Jetson. You're fired. Anyway, so it's. But think of that. It's October 2025 strikes.

[C]

Oh, running out of gas.

[B]

Oh, you're talking about women. Oh, no. 20. It's October 2025. And they said that there is a very reasonable chance. These are in the Air in 2027. Sold and purchased. That's crazy, Brady. When we started this show there was barely Internet. Think of that.

[D]

That is crazy about that too. Oh some of the, some of the websites I went to when I was first in college.

[B]

Like in 99 when we were just ending the Napster debate. Oh my God. On whether or not, you know, I'm not sure we should do this anymore.

[D]

I still had dial up Internet at home.

[B]

Oh yeah. It was hardly a thing. Newspapers on the front porch. It was like. And I. We had this talk a couple weeks ago. But what my grandpa born in 1908. Like cars weren't everywhere yet. You got to remember there wasn't a ton of asphalt for cities, but not a ton all over. There were no, you know, tied together freeway systems. There were no planes. There was no.

[C]

Gramps went from Columbus to Yellowstone on Ford. It was dirt road.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

35 miles.

[B]

Yeah. He rode. He wrote a woman.

[D]

It was hobo sack.

[B]

He had a hobo sack and he wrote a slave to Yosemite. And that was not that long ago but you think about a month and a half in 1908 my grandpa was born and was, you know, his parents were marveling at the automobile. 25 years later they had this conversation around fire and beans. You believe that they're going to start putting us in those planes and starting to try to get us to go from here to there in. Are you out of here? I'm never getting one of those, you know those conversations. And then the Brett over there back in the olden times eating his beans. This is going to be a disaster when broad start flying those things. We'll never let a woman fly a plane. That was when things were great and.

[A]

We'Ve seen what happened.

[B]

Yeah. And then, and then they put one.

[A]

Of you throws it up there and think it throws it down.

[B]

Okay. That was like 19 what? 34. Not much has changed so since, since 1908 to 1934. My grandpa was born in 1908. No, no planes. No commercial travel. We weren't doing that. We had planes but they weren't for us yet. 1934 they tried to let a broad fly to Africa. It didn't work but they tried it. She dirted that one. She'd been ridiculousness. Now this one says flying cars will be the end of China. The way they drive. Holy cow. It will be population control for China for the first millennia of flying cars. But there they are. And you know if prop flying planes Are there? They're already working on the, you know, the jets or I don't know what else they'd use the hovercraft of some sort. It's crazy.

[C]

The flying hellcat.

[B]

Oh, man, there was no reason for that other than that making Brett laugh. Brett's already the bad guy. Flying around. When women get up there on my road, gotta get milk. Flying Hellcat. God damn it. Anyway, so you think 20, 27 sounds like it's a while. That's a year. That's nuts. I, for one, am going to be. We're going to see it. Maybe not, Brady. We're going to see it, boys. We're going to see it. The three of us. For sure. That's crazy. And just the test markets, that to me is the same.

[C]

So now people living, like, in high rise. Will it be like docking stations?

[B]

Probably. Great.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Your parking spot. You don't have to use elevators anymore. That's the noise I want to hear in my lifetime. Floating around. We went from driverless cars to floating cars. And they said that driverless flying cars are within the next five to seven years. This is. We're on a.

[D]

Sooner than that, maybe.

[B]

We're on a fast track, man.

[A]

We can't even get Waymo to drive by themselves on the freeway yet.

[B]

They're getting there.

[A]

I know. They're not there yet.

[C]

They've started.

[D]

That's more our problem.

[A]

They're still drivers.

[B]

You have to have a driver. They're a year off on that one, and that's because of us.

[D]

Yeah, exactly. Right.

[A]

But imagine it up there.

[B]

I know you're not.

[A]

Especially when the broads get up there.

[B]

All right. What? Especially when the broads get. Get up there.

[A]

You've seen Amelia.

[E]

I want up there.

[A]

You've seen how this ended.

[B]

You're gonna be like, look, Amelia, let the man handle this for a minute. We'll take the punches of the first few crashes, work out the kinks. Then you can take our perfectly awesome flying cars and ditch those.

[A]

I'm staying down here.

[B]

You're gonna get hit by a flying lady.

[D]

Yeah, you'll be the first.

[B]

I'd rather be up there. It's gonna be raining ladies. Ladies and metal parts anyway. Can you imagine, though? I mean, like, you see those old videos of the first people that watched. There was a dude. We have videotape of the dude tried to teach himself to fly, jumping off the Eiffel Tower.

[C]

The tailor.

[B]

The flying suits. Well, I'll fly someday. Watch this. And he go, oh, man. That and his that video of him doing that kind of rock back and forth going, I don't have a lot of confidence in this outfit. It was just a quilt he put on his back.

[C]

It was a wool perishing.

[B]

Yeah. It was as realistic, like, bat wings. It was when Wile E. Coyote got those green wings and flew for a little bit.

[D]

Well, yeah, you got one flap out of it.

[C]

Yeah. It didn't.

[A]

It wasn't that great of a company. It was like the team move.

[B]

The day was the original team Wiley Coyote could not resist. Those Instagram ads are compelling. But you remember, like, you see those videos of the first people that watched a movie and then horrifying minds and the first people that gathered around to watch planes, like, what's happening? We're living that every day. And I'm unlike Brett. I'm not scared of it. I love it. He's got valid complaints. Oh, yeah. Old people and women. I'm with him on that. And I'll even borrow one of his phrases. Maro. I don't necessarily want to see the aftermath, but the first couple test flights, I want to, I'm going to be there, clapping, going, this is it. This is what's going to happen next.

[A]

As soon as the Saskatchewan plates hit above East Mesa in the air, I'm out.

[D]

Anything get anything with a maple leaf.

[A]

On it, I'm out.

[B]

No way. You see those? They're gonna take her up in the air, Billy. Ah, maroon. They're going up. Saskatchewan. Airborne.

[A]

My other home is in Manitoba.

[B]

Christ. The bumper sticker. And you'll just see a bunch of old people roasting like porkopolises back in business up on those power lines. We're gonna lose power an awful lot.

[D]

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[B]

I ran into the power lines. They gotta get rid of these things. I can't even see them. You're supposed to be above them. What are you flying at 13ft for? I don't know how that works. I miss cars.

[C]

They're lost.

[B]

Yeah, they get lost. There's no signs up here. Well, you know where Camelbeck Mountain is. You know I'm bad with direction. Oh, God. Why would you do that? Where do we live? Where are you? I don't know. Who's Tom Mix? I'm next to his memorial. Like you're way far away. How'd you get out there? Didn't you notice the city disappeared? Yes. This thing doesn't do.

[C]

Left already. Start the no text and fly signs rather than driving.

[B]

And Brett's right. The docking stations that you brought up, Brady. Broads flying around. It's gonna make the world look like 911 every day smashing in the sides of buildings.

[D]

I miss.

[B]

See? See? This is said as Brett. Broads flying around up there when it's raining. Ooh, that.

[A]

He's got a point.

[B]

Yeah. Brett will be working on his Chevelle. You guys go up there. I'll be down here where it's safe.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Meanwhile, just broads flying.

[C]

Look up.

[B]

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[C]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Happy National Nut Day. All right, couple of basis fun facts. Judas Priest recorded the British steel album at a home that was owned by Ringo Starr. For the sound of marching feet in the song Metal Gods, they used a tray of cutlery from Ringo's kitchen. And for the shattering glass effect and breaking the law, they smashed milk bottles that a milkman had brought to Ringo.

[B]

Huh. How about that?

[C]

Stan Lee originally planned on the Incredible Hulk being gray, but because of the issues with ink colors, they changed them to green.

[B]

Oh, two in a row of really interesting facts. By the way, this guy says you always mention the first people to see a movie or look up and see planes. Because I always picture Mozart performing back before music wasn't anything. Plopping a bunch of people in a room. And they said, like him playing. You're like, oh, my God. The whole thing, it's all different. It's. It's. I'm. My eyes get like pie plates when I think of what's coming. Because I'm too. It's because I'm dumb. Dumb people. Only dumb people do what I do, which is, wow. Because we're too stupid to figure it out. So we wait for it to happen and then we. Most of us are that though the.

[C]

Word for one piece of ravioli.

[B]

Ravul.

[C]

Raviolo.

[D]

Do you know that, Brett?

[A]

No, but who's gonna eat one? Come on.

[B]

I'm not eating a raviollo. I think better be the size of my head.

[C]

According to a new survey from dating.com 59 of single people say Halloween is one of the hardest days of the year.

[D]

Hardest?

[C]

Yeah. Loneliest.

[B]

Okay, everybody's got to stop interviewing lonely people about when they're loneliest. It's every holiday.

[C]

Nearly 80% admit to feeling lonely on October 31st.

[B]

Them about October 30th, they'll give you the same answer. They're lonely.

[C]

And more than half say they've cried. After the opening the door to Trick or treaters.

[B]

Well, what they are is. I'll tell you what they are. No, there's, that's the layman's perfect, that's the perfect description. But what they really are is people who don't like being adults. Life isn't working out for them and they miss. When they were carefree children, adulting got hard for them. So they cry at Halloween and then now ask them, like, how do you feel on November 1st? Still pretty depressed. It must be Halloween's fault. No, at a certain point it's yours. I'm depressed all the time, now that I think about it, yeah. And then when people come over to the house and see how miserable you are, you blame Halloween for being more depressed, but it's still your fault. I suffer from it. They say they'll tell you that all the time. You go to a therapist, you go.

[D]

To anything, they announce it to you.

[B]

You've got. You suffer from depression, like of course I do. I'm a human being. Have you seen it out there?

[C]

Maybe this will help some of the lonely Halloween people. There's a. This product designer at Meta just put out his own app that makes it look like you went to a Halloween party. It uses AI to create fake photos of you in costume with other people partying around you. The app just came out this month and it's not specifically for Halloween. It's called Endless Summer because it's mainly meant to fake fake vacation pictures.

[B]

Oh geez.

[C]

It just uploads your face.

[D]

Bring on the flying cars.

[B]

Yeah, he's gonna be fly out of here.

[C]

God.

[B]

Aren't all vacation pictures sort of fake though? Like you were there really?

[C]

Well, now you can actually.

[B]

Now you can actually have fake ones.

[C]

Location.

[B]

All of them are a show. It's performative.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

That's the word.

[C]

This 50 year old line cook in Florida named Carlos got Berg was arrested after stealing two cookbooks. Earlier this month he took them from a place where he worked. It was a Venezuelan. Venezuelan restaurant called Mordisco Miami.

[B]

That means boats to Miami. I'm gonna put a stop to that. Good luck, Venezuela.

[C]

He also works at a sandwich and smoothie shop. They don't sell the Venezuelan food. But it's unclear why he took the cookbooks. But since they were secret recipes, that's a felony in Florida, he's looking at five years in prison.

[A]

What, he steal from Colonel Sanders or something? I mean, Jesus.

[D]

Secret recipe.

[B]

Well, you know, they're serious about their powders and salts down there in Venezuela.

[C]

Yeah, in Florida. Theft of trade secrets is a felony.

[B]

Damn right.

[C]

That Internet outage that we had the other day, There's a company called Eight Sleep. They make bed frames that tilt along with the $2,000 mattress. Well, when it happened at 12:00am Pacific Time, 3:00am Eastern Time, people that had those beds, whatever position, they stayed asleep. So if it was. You're up at midnight and you're watching TV or something had it tilted up, you stay there. Yep.

[B]

What's the purpose?

[C]

It's just. It was a. The bed frame was on you on the Amazon web system. So when that shut down, you just. Whatever got it place that position that bed was in, it stayed until it was fixed.

[B]

So your bed is tied to the Internet?

[A]

Yeah, Everything.

[B]

I know, but everything you use. Why?

[A]

I thought it was gonna be like the exorcist where it starts.

[B]

Yeah. Some of them are like smart homes. Hydraulics and smart homes. But your bed, it's part of that.

[C]

Is it?

[D]

For a lot of people, it is.

[B]

It's. But it wasn't broken. But it wasn't broken.

[D]

I agree.

[B]

Like, is it monitoring your sleep?

[D]

Do you have one of those positional beds?

[B]

The hospital beds? They're awesome.

[D]

Where you can move up and down.

[B]

I love it, but I don't app or. Is there no. On the side of it. It's the easy. You plug it in and a little motor goes. Same as it would have. The Internet did it. I just don't have to use my phone for a little remote. And the only time it's bad is if the power goes out.

[C]

Yeah. The thing they tie in is it can also control the temperature of your bed.

[B]

But I'll tell you this. I'm also not so lazy as to watch television in a 90 degree bed position. I just sit there. I would be, like, leaned up against the back. I'm not gonna. Well, I'm laying down, but I need to be. I don't have any stomach muscles. I can't sit up. This is hard.

[D]

Well, it's almost h. H Ranch season, isn't it?

[B]

Yeah. It starts tonight. Suns are in, so. But then that's not down there.

[D]

Oh, no, no.

[B]

You just get drunk and fall down. You end up. You end up sleeping wherever you end up. Okay. You're just happy if you hit the bed. Sometimes Hopkins is like. You end up touching feet. Like, how'd you get in here?

[C]

Ever?

[D]

Go bring it in, John.

[B]

We've had. We've had some drunken hugs. I love this place. I love you, man. You're the best. You too, Doug. Let's do commercials together. Okay. There's no reason for that, but all right.

[C]

This woman named Denise Bacon has. Has Parkinson's disease and she had brain surgery done, but she was playing the clarinet while they were working on her.

[B]

I've seen that they make them do guitars and they can work it. Right.

[C]

She's 65 years.

[D]

They know what part of the brain.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Yeah. And while they're doing it, experienced instant improvement in her finger movements as the doctor stimulated her brain with the electrical current.

[B]

I watched a lady playing guitar. They were doing brain surgery and she was playing a guitar and they would tap something and she could. She could do things she couldn't do before. It was awesome to watch like a little electric something or others would go into the brain and her fingers would. They could make her do things like faster. It's awesome.

[C]

Got this 5 year old kid in New Jersey, Ryan Ramis. He's got a strange fandom over the former president Jimmy Carter. So for his fifth birthday, that was the theme. They've got Jimmy Carter cutouts.

[D]

What were you saying earlier about books?

[B]

Wait a minute, he's a 5 year old?

[C]

5 year old.

[B]

He likes Jimmy Carter.

[C]

There's a picture of him with his Jimmy Carter.

[B]

He's already put him in jail for a couple years.

[D]

What is going on?

[B]

What are you encouraging that for?

[C]

Check this picture out. Here he is cute.

[B]

For a minute.

[C]

Here he's at. He's got the inflatable shiny number five. And then there's a cut out of.

[B]

He's got a T shirt on that says Carter 76 for president.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Where do you find this stuff? He is. Well, the president Jimmy Carter. You know. You know what you don't see in any of these pictures? This kid's birthday party. Father friends.

[A]

Jelly beans.

[B]

Yeah, he's eating them all. No, that was. Reagan had jelly beans.

[A]

No, I'm just saying.

[B]

Yeah, nobody's ever.

[C]

Well, evidently it started when he met three years old.

[D]

Jar of peanut butter.

[B]

I got you now. I thought you meant that he was retarded. I was kind of with you on that. Reagan had the jelly bead and he is. Or he's got a daddy problem and he's already wildly homosexual and wants a sugar daddy. I've seen this at Michael and Troy's house.

[D]

What?

[B]

Yeah. They have. Not five, not five year olds. Dudes who look like they weren't. They're not long from five. Okay, maybe 19. And they show up with dudes and they're like, that may be in their 80s. And they've got a Rolls Royce and the dude climbs out of it. And he is from the Kingdom of Twink. It's. They're awesome. That's the most fun.

[D]

That a little bit at Super Queen's house.

[B]

Oh, Super Queen had a bunch of that going on. Oh, yeah. Holmberg's morning sickness. Our engineer, Super Queen, had that party. And you saw a few of the older dudes with these.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Wildly young boys. I'd do that.

[C]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

I was gay. I get one of them smooth, young twinks.

[A]

Be like the end of Boogie Nights with throwing firecrackers every five times.

[B]

It would be awesome.

[C]

Got a couple of pretty videos. Freak show day.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Yeah, he's been back on it.

[B]

Well, he was giggling. He was doing that. Brady, I'm not sure this is good with God. Laugh while he's watching him this morning.

[D]

Oh, it's not.

[B]

Oh, boy. Brace yourself for my videos today.

[C]

That's just on the last one.

[B]

All right, here we go.

[C]

It's been a while.

[B]

Oh, sorry. Jesus.

[D]

Good setup. All right, come on.

[C]

First one is Kung Fu Master.

[B]

Okay. While we're waiting for the video to load, tour is the word for eight o'. Clock. You've got about. Was that 25 minutes. Is that right? Yeah, 25 minutes until that shuts down tour. T O U R here's Kung Fu Master walking. Okay, this is number two. What is this one? That's the guy walking down the street.

[C]

With an arm coming out of his.

[B]

Oh, he's got an arm growing out of baby.

[C]

Got that.

[D]

Aaron Presley.

[B]

Wait, he's got an arm and shoulder growing out of his stomach. It's like elf. And that arm is.

[C]

And there might be another baby arm.

[B]

Yeah, there's a baby arm on the arm. It appears. And that is, my friends, when you drink too much water in that country. That's Pakistan or something.

[D]

What was it called with Elvis? Parasitic twin.

[B]

That ain't a parasitic twin, man.

[A]

Like, somebody put the cueto picture next to it.

[B]

It's cueto. Wow. How do you find clothes? And he cuts the middle out. Like he's got. Like he's Ezekiel Elliott with his abs. Pull your shirt down.

[C]

You know. Is that his.

[B]

Is that his wiener? What?

[C]

Holding that. Why is he holding that bug?

[B]

He's begging for money. No, he's begging for cash. Oh, you think he's dripping?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he's got a drip bucket. No, that's a bigger.

[C]

You think that's the one thing he.

[D]

Cares about in the world?

[B]

I better keep the streets clean here. In Crap Town. I live in crap Crapistan. And I've got another body grown out of me. But last thing I want to do.

[C]

Is shoe crab growing.

[B]

The last thing I want to do is drip on these beautiful streets. Wow. That is crazy. Yeah. I think that's his begging bucket.

[C]

Oh, here's the kung fu master.

[B]

This is a little Asian person with I don't know what's going on here. His arms look like spider legs. He's leaning on a crutch. His legs are no better. And he's hitting a pretty good skills. Does he? Considering. Considering the fact he's alive. Yeah.

[D]

What would Jay say to that kid if he walked in?

[B]

Detective Black, stay in the house at all times. We're closed. Never put yourself. Yeah, we're close. We went out of business.

[D]

Business.

[B]

If this was a tactical black guy, I'm pretty sure Jay would be like, you can work the bag over there all you want. I'm not gonna touch it. Go crazy. Go crazy on one of the heavy bags. But he's swinging both his weird. I'm surprised those bones and those arms don't just shatter. Oh, I don't know what we have here. Right.

[C]

This is a new one.

[B]

This is Star wars character. It looks like it's like a rat burned hot dog skin on the face of a man who also has some of a rat shaped face. Is that his nose or a tumor?

[D]

That's a tumor. That's a lipoma.

[B]

That ain't a lipoma. That's. And he's telling him, you're gonna die today.

[D]

Give it another year.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

Give it another year. And Brady will be speaking this language.

[B]

He's on those websites a lot. And some dude comes over to his house just starts squeezing it. He's like the Dr. Pimple Popper of India. You. Thank you. Oh, his nostrils. Oh my God.

[C]

And the last one.

[B]

Thanks for that, Brady. That's a nightmare.

[C]

Kenny Loggins is an update on our useless Kenny Loggins.

[D]

Farhan Raza.

[B]

Farhan Raza on Instagram. He is a head on a pile of body parts. That is his body. He's got a nice Rolex on. Here comes a guy to come unfold him. And off his pillow lays him down. So this pile of body parts got to put him back in his wheelchair. The head is perfect. It's actually quite beaut.

[D]

How does he come down a rocky surface like that?

[B]

I don't know. They push him around. The whole country's that way. And so they're folding him up. Look at him. Pick him up. He's got his arms, legs. He's bundling him up. He's got a pile of body parts that do not work. Looks like Russell Brand just throws the bag over.

[C]

Russell Brand.

[B]

And he just chucks the man over the top.

[A]

He's on hay bales over.

[B]

Oh, it's a wheelchair now. Right after. We all believe that, don't we? I'm in the wheelchair now. I don't have any. Useless. All my parts are useless, aren't they? Yes, they are. Right? And I can't. I can't feed myself, can I? And they've got beautiful music. Like this is some sort of loving moment.

[D]

Hey, Kenny, high fives.

[A]

I've got a head of hair, though.

[B]

I mean, look, his beard, man, his face looks like it's been through a filter. It's gorgeous. Like Jared Leto almost. That hair is spectacular. His skin is flawless.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The rest of them, though, is just.

[A]

Seems a little bit.

[B]

It's wreckage. It literally is something you'd find in plane wrecks.

[D]

What's 36,000 followers? Farhan Raza.

[C]

Look, he's 30 years old.

[B]

Yeah. How did he make a Rolex too? So how did he make his. And he's just gotta constantly be covered in his own because there's nothing aimed in the right direction. His legs fold over themselves like. Like a pretzel. He's got churros for arms, but his head is perfect. Man, this is. This is hard to look at, you know, I hope they're pushing him off a cliff, because that's the only right thing to do. Put him back in that wheelchair and shove the biggest hill you've got in Crap Crapistan and push him down it. All right, Brett Brady's freak show is over.

[A]

Well, we'll start off mild then. All right, Anybody watches OP Live, you can imagine this. This would be like Hayes in Arkansas. Chief Taylor's chasing this guy down Arkansas.

[B]

We catch him, you run. We get you. It's guaranteed.

[D]

Well, that's a high speed ch.

[B]

Oh, he's on a motorcycle. Cop goes in front of the motorcycle. It's a rainy day. He looks over his shoulder. He's got a helmet cam on. He's going probably 100 miles an hour. Cops in front of him. Oh, they're next to him and in front of him. Oh, the cops, they're gonna.

[E]

Whoa. Pit maneuvered the motorcycle. Just run him over.

[B]

What did this guy do?

[E]

Yeah, Al was right.

[A]

We don't know what he did, but.

[B]

Terrible stuff for the cops to go. Just run him Over.

[A]

You don't run from Hazen, Arkansas.

[D]

The cop right in front of him was like, where'd he go?

[B]

You don't run in Hazen, Arkansas. We're gonna catch it. Hey, you got. You're gonna meet Dan Abrams. How you doing? Cuff him. He keeps saying ow. That's an understatement. The owl we pitman here in the motorcycle. You run and haze and you get caught in Hazen. That's all.

[A]

We don't know what happened here, but this happened on the back of a scooter.

[B]

Oh, the back of his head is sliced wide open at the neck. He fell off a. There's no doubt. Toledo. Is he your tour guide? Yeah. Moped him to the hospital immediately.

[D]

Hold on tight.

[B]

Quit taking pictures of it.

[C]

Let me get a closeup.

[A]

Post this on the grams.

[B]

Yeah, there's no doubt he fell off that moped. And half of his head from behind has been sliced off. He's leaning on the driver of the moped and they're just walking.

[C]

I think they just stacked him on the moped. That was the only way to get him to hospital.

[B]

Oh, yeah, well, he fell off a moped and then got back on to go to the hospital. They only have mopeds, is the point there that had to happen.

[A]

This one's titled Toledo's ex on Saturday.

[D]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, she's screaming. Oh, it's a dominatrix with a naked man. He's laying on his back. Oh, she just punched him in the. Oh, she's punching him in the goods. Oh, she's speed bagging that thing. Don't you move. Don't. You should move. You should move out of the neighborhood. Oh, my God. She is just. She is Floyd Mayweathering. Look at that. She's shoe shining right there.

[A]

Oh, I see you can find that on sickjunk.com.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Work the body. Work the body. The head will fall. Oh, my God. What is going on out there? I get that flying car, I'm going to Venus.

[A]

I think this is video from your day at the ballpark yesterday.

[B]

No. Okay, okay. Guy with his shirt off, screaming, getting the crowd all pumped up. A girl takes hers off. Not nice. Now we've got something.

[A]

Now that's the way it should be.

[B]

That is how it goes. If your husband flashes, you should be required to do it as well. Well done, lady. That's good, wife.

[A]

And now this is called Chinese police justice. And the commentating apparently is what makes it worth it. And it is clean.

[B]

Okay, here we go. Chinese police justice. Here we go with a elevator door.

[E]

Opens, excuse for a human trying to sexually assault this woman. But thank God the police officer showed up in time. But takes a shot to the dome, angry his plans have been ruined. Trying to sexually assault this woman. But now he's getting assaulted in return. Rightfully so. The cops like, welcome to China. Now the cops about to throw down some more as he continues to bash his face in. And now how's it feel to me? Defenseless and soul. Huge shots to his teeth. He's got summer teeth. Some are there, some are gone. Just handing out a complimentary MC knuckle sandwich buffet as this idiot takes a couple of shots to the spare ribs.

[B]

Oh, man.

[E]

While you're defenseless and now taking a beating. Couple knees. The Dome, it's a knee buffet as well. The cops like, you want some more? It's unfortunate. Didn't end with some lela nuggets to the Dome, but a couple more shots for good measure. This is just the appetite prison system where he'll have to protect this egg roll from being 20 cor.

[B]

Is in the elevator and he's taking him floor to floor and beating the tar out of him. And then the doors open. He closes them and starts the beating again. This egg roll. Wow.

[A]

All right, now this one. This one's especially for you.

[B]

All right. Oh, no. Oh, it's an eyeball. Oh, it's an eyeball. No.

[E]

Well, there's a pee pee.

[B]

I've done that. I told you that on purpose. Yeah. A guy finished in the. Intentionally in an eyeball.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

That's it.

[B]

Yeah. I had a girl, long time ago who was like, it was when porn was vhs.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

And she said, let's watch one and do what they do. I'm like, all right, I'm game. So we start watching it, and at the end, the girl in the porn pries her eyes open with her fingers. And I'm like, what in the heck? And then the dude does exactly what we just watched. And I was expected to do the same. Evidently, they have some sort of, you know, Visine layer on their eyes and porn. Because she immediately went into, like, some sort of terrifying burn situation. Or I shoot acid. It turned bright red. Was bad. I have to admit, I laughed heartily on the ride home. It's 8:28. There you go. Those are some winners right there, boys. Good videos today. The word for the 8 o' clock hour is tour T O u R. And you can win some money from us. You can steal a thousand bucks. It's right in our app. And you can take it in the app. That's how it works. Tour is the 8 o' clock word. We'll have another at 9. You got 12 minutes to get that one figured out. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.