10-22-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: 10-22-25 - FULL SHOW - WEDNESDAY
Date: October 22, 2025
Host: John Holmberg (with Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo)

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode of Arizona's top-rated morning show delivers its trademark irreverent humor and candid takes on pet ownership, relationships, social trends, and local life. John Holmberg and the crew—Brady, Brett, and Toledo—cover everything from a traumatic dog incident to musings on AI sex dolls, awkward social moments, bizarre news stories, flying cars in 2027, and the legend of Scotland's most gullible husband. The team's banter is raw, fast-paced, and loaded with biting wit, observational humor, and the occasional tender moment, especially around pets and nostalgia.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & INSIGHTS

1. Traumatic Dog Incident and Emergency Vet Woes

• Storytelling: John and Brett bond over recent traumatic dog injuries at home. Brett recounts an incident where his old dog Frankie (blind/deaf) was bitten by another family dog, resulting in an emergency vet visit that lasted all night.
• Vet Frustrations: The crew vents about the inefficiency of emergency veterinarians, with Brett proposing, "it's not like California Pizza Kitchen—I don't need to see the chefs; hide it all!" ([04:00])
• Psychology of Animals: Discussion about how old and impaired dogs can trigger predatory or reactive responses in other dogs, often leading to sudden, unexplained aggression.
• Quote: "You start going through all the trauma...I think I could have gone in and chat GPT learned how to stitch up a dog in that kind of time." – Brett ([10:40])

2. Pet Care Costs & Decision-Making Ethics

• The hosts discuss the harsh realities when pet owners can't afford emergency treatment and the heartbreak of people surrendering or euthanizing pets due to high veterinary bills. John emphasizes, "If you can't afford a pet, don't do this to yourself." ([12:00])

3. Political Satire & Perceptions of Media Bias

• Holmberg reads and responds to a listener email accusing the show and its bosses of enforcing a liberal or leftist agenda, satirically hypothesizing about extreme company policies and mocking the polarization in today's political discourse.
• Quote: "It's a politically charged, triggered-like-nothing-gets-through-the-initial-shield world now." - John ([15:41])
• The crew lampoons the idea that management dictates their content or politics, joking about fake guests from both political extremes.

4. Rise of AI Sex Dolls & The Future of Relationships

• Discussion turns to the increasing realism of AI-powered sex dolls and their potential societal impact. Holmberg warns women ("start being a little bit more recognized...no one is outside with picket signs saying, 'this must end'").
• Recaps a recent story about Suzanne Somers' widower commissioning a real-doll replica in her prime, prompting a debate about women’s and men’s roles, expectations, and the looming AI/robot replacement.
• Quote: "There is definitely a mission by men to replace you with technology." – John ([19:02])
• Philosophical take: Human physical perfection is now manufactured, not just fantasized over (e.g., the AI replacing porn stars due to the lack of flaws).

5. Observations at Fall League Baseball

• John shares a story about observing people at a fall baseball double header:
  • Resignation in Relationships: Describes a couple who've "given up on each other," contemplating when couples quit trying (appearance, affection, effort).
  • Grifter Parenting: Witnessed a dad using his son as a "grifter" to snag autographs and memorabilia from players; pokes fun at the business of using kids as bait for access at sporting events.
  • Social Commentary: Comments on crowd behavior, people-watching, relationship stagnation, and local sports culture.
• Quote: "He's playing the game like a Make-a-Wish. Comes back to his dad again, 'Here's the lineup card. I don't know who these guys are either, Dad.'" ([34:10])

6. Shirts with Messages & Judgments by Attire

• John experiences an awkward moment at the fall ball game when a colorful "1972" shirt gets misinterpreted as a gay pride message by a beer vendor—a source of self-deprecating humor and broader commentary on assumptions made from clothing.
• Quote: "Shirts mean nothing. Maybe that's the psychiatry of it. People think mine does; I don't need to see yours with a message." ([43:45])

7. Mental Health, Positive Messages, and Suicide Prevention

• The group debates the effectiveness of public displays of positive messaging (e.g., "the world is a better place because you're in it" hoodies) and their potential to help or annoy. The discussion blends empathy with skepticism and the show's signature dark humor.
• Quote: "It's just depressing. If you're having a normal day, the last thing you want is the guy in front of you reminding you…there's people out there about to kill themselves. I'm at the ball game." – John ([44:52])

8. Bizarre News: The Great Scottish Pregnancy Hoax

• The hosts dissect the viral story of Kira Cousins, a Scottish woman who faked an entire pregnancy, birth, and baby for about a year before confessing on Instagram.
• Dumbest Husband in Scotland: The crew invents "Dip McKellips," the archetype for the most oblivious man, riffing about how he must have missed countless clues while his girlfriend staged everything (prosthetic bellies, fake documents, a super-realistic baby doll).
• Comedy Sketch: They elaborate on Dip's Scottish adventures, a hypothetical film script full of Scotsman cliches, and the aftermath of his embarrassment. "I'll just have to go over to the statue of William Wallace and ask what he would do!"
• Quote: "The movie would open with the credits and just a gray day and rain... There goes the dumbest man in Scotland." ([66:00])

9. Youth Group Scandals & Suspicion toward Non-Parent Volunteers

• Skepticism expressed toward adults without children who volunteer for youth programs, linking to a recent local arrest and using it as a lens to discuss proper boundaries and community trust.
• Quote: "If you want to be around children and you don't have any of your own... you should not be around tweens automatically." – John ([76:04])

10. Flying Cars Are Almost Here

• The team reacts to news that flying cars could be available as soon as 2027, riffing on the dangers of inattentive operators (especially "snowbirds," women, and the elderly, in classic show sarcasm).
• Quote: "When broads get up there... It's gonna be raining ladies. Ladies and metal parts anyway." ([92:11])
• Discussion includes nostalgia for past technological leaps, speculation on future problems, and humorous disaster scenarios.

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MEMORABLE MOMENTS & NOTABLE QUOTES

• "You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you?" – A recurring catchphrase, setting the irreverent tone ([00:11])
• Frankie the Dog’s “Frankenstein” Halloween: "Silver lining is, now he's got stitches in his head... His name is Frank. He's automatically Frankie Stein." – Brett ([07:20])
• On Political Triggers: "It is a politically charged, triggered-like-nothing-gets-through-the-initial-shield world now." – John ([15:41])
• On Relationship Apathy: "Nobody wants their partner to just blob about. No one wants that. You can tolerate it, but nobody wants it." – John ([30:00])
• On AI Sex Dolls: "There is definitely a mission by men to replace you with technology." – John ([19:02])
• On the Scottish Pregnancy Hoax: "Movie would open up...you see this guy walking down the street. He's kind of got a pep in his step. The Happy Wanderer is forever for us now... There goes the dumbest man in Scotland." ([66:00])
• On Message Shirts: "I don't need shirts to have messages on them. People think, mine does. I don't need to see yours with a message. So maybe I am." – John ([43:45])
• On Flying Cars: "You're gonna get hit by a flying lady." – John ([92:09])
• On Youth Group Volunteers: "If you are that (in your 40s) and you don't have children in the youth group, you can't be around the youth group. That's it." – John ([76:04])

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TIMESTAMPS FOR HIGHLIGHTS

• [00:45] – Dog Attack Story (Brett, John)
• [04:00] – Emergency Vet Frustrations & Suggestions
• [11:30] – Pet Ownership & Affordability Rant
• [13:30] – Political Accusations from Email
• [15:41] – Political Satire Ramps Up
• [17:15] – AI Sex Dolls & Real Dolls
• [19:02] – Men vs. Women: The AI Relationship Debate
• [22:55] – Law Firm Ad Targeting Men in Divorce
• [33:34] – Grifter Parenting at Baseball Games
• [43:45] – T-Shirts With Messages & Shallow Judgments
• [44:52] – Suicide Prevention Merch Discussion
• [60:36] – Scottish Woman’s Fake Pregnancy Admission
• [66:00] – Dip McKellips: The Movie (Scottish Husband Imagined)
• [76:04] – Youth Group Volunteer Skepticism
• [85:00] – Flying Cars in 2027
• [92:09] – Flying Car Dangers (“Raining Ladies”)
• [127:58] – Michael Jordan Aging on TV
• [138:00+] – Rock Wars Segment: Song for Scotland's Dumbest Husband

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CONCLUSION

Packed with candid, quick-fire tangents and observational rants, this episode weaves humor, local flavor, and genuine moments of reflection throughout. From dog trauma and dysfunctional relationships to society's AI future, the crew turns daily absurdities into rich, satirical radio. Their take-no-prisoners tone, willingness to lampoon themselves and others, and ability to spin current events into comedy make this episode emblematic of HMS’s appeal.

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For new listeners:
Expect unfiltered humor, brash commentary, and a willingness to dive deep into the personal, the political, and the absurd. Advertisements and sponsor reads are always skipped here; it's wall-to-wall with the good stuff.

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Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

And you know what to do. At first you're like, what though?

[Brett]

Just what. Why did that just happen? Like, there was no buildup to that at all.

[John Holmberg]

Playing at first. And then here it comes.

[Brett]

Yeah, this one. Yeah, this was just dogs hanging out. And she just didn't like a movie made. And then you read about it and you see that sometimes dogs that are reactive to injured dogs don't like older dogs and they see a move funny and they're uneasy. Yeah, well, yeah, it makes them uncomfortable. Yeah, it's a predator, prey thing. They're like, what's that? The moves aren't normal. So let's get this out of here. Yeah, exactly. So. Oh, brutal. Horrifying.

[Brady]

Let alone getting in the mix too worried about.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, well, she's not like chowing down. She just grabs and holds, you know, and. But it's, it's frightening because one of them is just, you know, Frankie's tiny. Frank's like 20 pounder. Yardley's about 55, 60. So it's a. And he didn't know it was coming. He's blind and deaf. He didn't even see it. So. And he's fine. You know, he's wandering around. It's amazing how resilient they are. Took the shot to the head. He's got blood all over his fur and he's like, now what? Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. I think I need some stitches and there's a lot of blood, so.

[John Holmberg]

So clean that up and we'll get on.

[Brady]

Keep those pills coming, old man.

[Brett]

That happened about 7:30. And I believe Megan got back from the emergency vet at 4. Ooh, you gotta speed that up over there, emergency vets. I've been to the emergency vet before and there's. There's a frustration level. Here's my suggestion to veterinarian's offices and all doctors offices really don't show us the inner workings. It's not like, you know, California Pizza Kitchen. I don't need to see. I don't need to see the chefs. I don't need to see the kitchen. You guys hide in the back. If you're just sitting at a desk working a computer, and you're in the front lobby, and there's someone in the lobby. It looks like you're playing Minecraft or King's Ransom or something. And you don't seem to be, like, expediting the process quickly. And then a doctor sits and talks to you for a little bit about yesterday, and then, you know, don't do that. Do that in a hidden space.

[Brady]

You'd rather have that homemade curtain covering the doorway of where they're making.

[Brett]

Not even so much a curtain, more of a steel door. Like, I don't even want to accidentally hear them just chatting about their, oh, my God, I'm number five on King's Ransom. I don't want to hear your. I don't want to hear you being social. And, you know, you're traumatized. Your dog's bleeding, and it's. You know, they know better than anybody that it's not a life or death or it's just, we got a pretty nasty cut on somebody's head. So. But the owners are. They've been through a trauma. They've been through. So it's terrible when a. When a vet says, you know, may, I'll be with you in a minute. And then it's 11, and you've been there for three and a half hours. And I'm like, get just a little bit. And then somebody else comes in, and then you're like, all right, we're next, right? And then they go first, and they're like, wait a second. Why? Well, the guy doing stitches is not. He's in the middle of another thing. So we're gonna have the person looking at this, and it's like, okay. Then at 2, you go into a room. It's 2. That's a little long. That's seven hours.

[Brady]

Could they say? I mean, you could go home for a couple hours.

[Brett]

That would. That would be wonderful if they did. But, you know, and it's a commonality at a lot of, you know, emergency vets, and I think it's because they've got the bare bones staff on the. You know, the overnighters are usually. I know that. You know, you've been there, and it's like, is anybody here qualified to do the stitches? And, like, not right now. So when does the stitch guy get here? Oh, no, no, we can get. It's.

[Brady]

He.

[Brett]

We're fine. We're just kind of busy back there.

[John Holmberg]

I'm with Brady on this. And couldn't they text you, like, at restaurants and stuff? All right, give me a buzzer in 20 minutes.

[Brett]

Yeah, but they don't. I don't think they know when they're gonna be ready. So then you get halfway home and you get a call and you're gonna complain, too. But 7:30 to 2 and 3 in the morning, it's a long time. Especially when you're asking, how much longer. Another 30 minutes, we should be there. And it's like, okay, I'm. I'm. Should I go to another vet? Oh, no, we'll get you a second. You guys are too busy. Nope. You're good. It's all right. But it is. And it's. It's, you know, for pet owners, it's a. All your. All my dogs get along really well and everything's fine, and then something like this happens. You're like, what happened? It's just this weird little thing. But it's. I've, you know, read that to be careful. I've had dogs who have been deaf and blind before, and it does make the other ones feel weird, like they don't like how they walk. And Frankie's old, so he gets up out of the. Out of his little bed and he starts walking and it's real crunchy, and he kind of stumbles sometimes till he gets his legs under him. And you're. Yeah, he's got. That was. It was not fun. So. And I didn't. You know, I didn't have nice things to say to Yardley. I was. I was being very mean to the dog, that bit. I'm not a tolerant one for the fighting. Yeah, you can't help it. You're not supposed to. Supposed to be reactive, you know, you can't help it. I'm a human being, for God's sakes. You have to. So anyway, what are you gonna do? A weird night all the way around. Everything was. Everything's okay, though. Frankie's gonna make it, and it's right in time for Halloween. So silver lining is now he's got stitches in his head and on his face a little bit. A couple of them on each.

[Brady]

He's got his outfit.

[Brett]

His name is Frank. He's automatically Frankie Stein. I mean, this is the thing. He's good. We'll just. We'll green him up a little bit. I mean, it was. It was. It's. It's. Noises dogs make are traumatic. I remember when I first moved into this house I'm in now, sitting by a window. And they had the old 1950s windows so you could hear everything outside. There was zero pain. Oh, my God. There was no barrier. Between the noises outside and inside, and you couldn't tell if someone was outside, and they'd talk to you, think they were in your house. And I sat by this window and I. Watching tv, and I heard a baby start to cry loudly, immediate and loud. And I'm like, what the hell? There's a baby in the house. And I mean, it was like. Like, that's a baby. That's a human baby. I'm going to go find that. Because I don't. I just bought this house and this is if it's dropped at all. Yeah. If it spawns its own babies or if there's a common. Like if the old owners used to take in strays, like Toledo's grandma did. This is. No, I need to put up a sign. The stray baby factory is closed. So I go out and it's like, right by that front window. So I open the front door and there's a coyote with a rabbit in its mouth running down my.

[Brady]

Oh, it's a rabbit.

[Brett]

The rabbit was screaming, and I swear to God, it sounded like. Like a child. Like a screaming child. I was like, that is the weirdest noise I've ever heard. Blood trail, all that. And I'm like, oh, haunting. But I mean, there's. Their noises when they're in trouble are designed to, like, be sirens. They're alarms that, like, there's nothing normal about it. And it just sends a shock through your body. Your dog just. You had a dog bite at your house. I don't know how bad it was, but it's just. It's a shocking thing to the ownership. Sucks. Did you have to go to the vet, too?

[John Holmberg]

No, but it was. It was blood all over the place.

[Brett]

Oh, no kidding. No stitches, no nothing?

[John Holmberg]

No, no, it was all. It was all superficial. Yeah, yuck.

[Brett]

It's worst. And they scream and yell and you're like, what the hell's going on?

[John Holmberg]

Same thing. And it was one of the older dogs.

[Brett]

Yeah. It's a pretty normal thing.

[Brady]

Ours is brewing.

[Brett]

They got the old ones and the young ones.

[Brady]

Well, Coco is. I mean. Yeah. So the young ones are still in play mode. Just getting to that age where the back legs. And that's where that basically. Border collie. Yeah, that's where Oliver comes in and loves to herd in the back leg.

[Brett]

Just bangs her in the back end. I shouldn't say it that way. Yeah, it's the. Normally the older dogs kind of know to stay out of the mix and, you know, lay down and watch the playing and everything else, but sometimes and.

[Brady]

Then it was the opposite with the. Our dog Ziggy, we got him, you know, rescued him from Ronnie's aunt.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Who passed away. He had no voice.

[Brett]

He didn't for, like, two weeks. Didn't bark.

[Brady]

Then it came back.

[Brett]

That's a good thing.

[Brady]

Yeah. Now it's.

[Brett]

Now he's Young Kaiser. What does that mean?

[Brady]

Ziggy's got these blue eyes. He's a miniature schnauzer.

[Brett]

These are just words. Young Kaiser.

[Brady]

It's a Nazi dog.

[Brett]

Brady just went crazy for a second. We don't know his dog. Young Kaiser. Like, what are you doing? Are you. Why are you speaking in code? He's a little German dog. We see blue eyes.

[Brady]

He's got that front. Little mustache.

[Brett]

Beard. Got a Hitler beard.

[Brady]

Mustache, kind of. Yeah.

[Brett]

It's the Aryan dog. Who knew. All right.

[Brady]

And yells at everyone.

[Brett]

Now he's a shouter. It happens. He's in a new spot. Yeah. Is that a bark? What did that dog just say, Heil out the window for, anyway?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

So it was traumatic. It was a weird night all the way around. Didn't like it. It's no fun. And as a dog nut, you start getting like, yeah, this can't happen. We got to put barriers here and walls here. And this I don't want to ever deal with again. So you start going through all the trauma, and then it'll calm itself down, so everything will be fine. Fine. But don't like that. I just want to get on the vets for, you know, let's expedite that process a little bit. You know, seven. Seven to three. Four in the morning is. That's too long for anything, really. I think I could have gone in and chat GPT, learned how to stitch up a dog in that kind of time. I think you go to CVS and grab some, you know, I don't know, rubbing alcohol and some thread, and I could have done this. I could have.

[John Holmberg]

What we did, but we didn't have to go the.

[Brett]

Yeah. We didn't have to sketch them up. But you. Yeah. You don't want to sit there and go for hours on end and spend thousands of dollars. And then. And the worst part is, oh, my God. When you sit in there and somebody comes in and this. I don't know how this is the hardest thing to watch in a vet. It's. Somebody comes in with a cat or something, and they give them a quote, and they're like, I can't do that. And they're like, we have finance options. Like, I. I Don't know what I'm gonna do. They're like, well, go make your choice. It's like, I can't afford to care for my dog. My cat is dying. Yeah, go make a choice. Every day. It's like four years old. It's like, yeah, but you can't afford it. And that's what I always tell people. If you can't afford a pet, don't do this to yourself. Because when that bill comes and you get hit and you're like, I can't do this. Oh, now you've got to either have a sick dog at the house that you want to fix, but you can't. You need. You need to spend the money. You have to be. You know, you have to be someone that sits back and sees these quotes and says, okay, I can afford a pet. If you can't afford it or you don't want to. That's a different. That's a different talk. I don't want to pay for this. Then you're just a heartless prick. I can't pay for this. Means you shouldn't probably be doing pets.

[Brady]

How old was your dog? Two.

[Brett]

Two. I couldn't afford it. Well, then there's people who are like, well, he just. I got to give him up. I can't. I'm like, oh, and they give sick dogs to people anyway. It's crazy. Just not so. It's been on my brain all night, and it's. But things are fine. The pictures are ugly, but they're. He's an adorable little guy. And then I got this email yesterday. We were talking about how Tripp came in and talked to me about Libtard versus Magatard, which I was, and he wasn't sure if I was leaning one way or not. And then just to prove that it's all what you hear, this guy emails. He says, wait a minute. Did I just hear that? Your boss thinks you're too far right. You're the one basically saying you'd go to the super bowl just to see the America hating trans homo. F word. Bad bunny. You love talking about being gay. You love all of the left's agenda. I think you're great until you start your liberal nonsense. How does he think you're too right? And now we do know, though, that your boss comes to you and makes you say only what he wants you to say. So there is an agenda, and he's leading it. Liberal boss of a media market. Big surprise. You just told us what goes on behind the scenes, Brandon. There we Go. There we go.

[Brady]

Very insightful.

[Brett]

We go. He knows everything that goes on here much better than us. That one conversation when he heard Tripp going, are you leaning that. I don't know. It was just a conversation between. Can't have conversations anymore. People lose their minds over it. But Brandon knows for sure that Tripp came in and said, I heard you mentioning Charlie Kirk in a positive light. And, you know, our agenda does not at all what happens, but people think that. I hear that a lot from people. Well, it's because you're not allowed to say that. I'm like, what are you talking about? Oh, I'm sure you know, your bosses don't want you to do anything but liberal stuff. I'm like, the owner of this company is about as right wing as they get. The guy who runs this thing is, like, uncomfortable. Like, Trump would be like, tone it down a notch, Stanley. Like, they would pull back a whole.

[John Holmberg]

Bunch hanging out with Ted Nugent.

[Brett]

Ted Nugent learns from him it's over a gut pile. Yeah. What to say next. He's not only over a gut pile, he's bathing in it. He's, like, enjoying the gut pile because of its texture. And I hear that all the time. Liberal agenda. I mean, you were forcing people to go get the. The. The vaccine. Like, nobody told me that. I had to. I just. That wasn't a thought I had. Like, it's not a terrible thing. It's like, you can be against it if you want. I don't care, but I'm getting it. Yep. That's what you had to do. Like, all right. I guess. Yeah. That was it. That's it. Everybody yells at you for that. So, no, just to be clear, Tripp did not come to me and say that I am. I'm going against the agenda, that is, you know, and Kup is going to change the world.

[Brady]

Whatever. Keep blabbing.

[Brett]

Yeah, Well, I. A world of trans. I think that's a great move. And I do wish we would all be more like Bad Bunny, where we were just America hating trans. But that's not because the company wants me to say. It's because I like saying it.

[John Holmberg]

It's like Morning Joe around here.

[Brett]

Yeah, it is. Yeah. Oh, no. Those guys are. They're not. They're not far enough left today on the show. AOC is going to call us at 8 o'. Clock. We're going to chat with her. And Bernie Sanders makes his return. He's got some new ideas that I'm forced to tell you about. And that's thank man. People are. It is a politically charged triggered like nothing gets through the initial shield. It's all. Here's how I feel about all of it. I'm like, dude, you. You got like two words. Yep. And I've made an assessment. It's insanity.

[Brady]

The shutdown certainly is helping things.

[Brett]

And here we go. Well, yeah, here we go with the social program of this. Take it in the app thing now we gotta start giving money away. Nobody earns it. There's no merit in this. You gotta. Oh, I guess Spot is the six o' clock word this morning as we give you money. But when we give you money, there's a paper that comes with it that says you got to pledge your allegiance to the socialist party. It's a thing. Spot. Spot.

[John Holmberg]

Nice transition.

[Brett]

Thank you. See what I did there, Spot? I do what I do. I'm trained well by the socialists and the leftist. I'm nothing more than a puppet. That's all there is. Anyway you can. You can put spot in the six o' clock thing on the app and take every app and try to get your thousand bucks out of this station. I'm all for steal from them all day long. So get on that. You've got 40 minutes to get that one. We'll do another at 7, 8, and 9. As we try to hand money your direction to appease the Bob's. That is one thing we are doing. Where we were puppeting to shut the Bob's up is this game.

[John Holmberg]

Now let's check in with Gavin Newsom.

[Brett]

Gavin Newsom's outside. He just wants to say, you know, guys, I just thought maybe a puppet. One thing I saw last night, and I am all for this. I've been saying this for a long time to a ladies. I don't know if the ladies have noticed. And it's another warning for you. Scientists with all this AI technology are not using it all for good. As far as it comes to you women, we knew the porn thing would happen. And we've been watching them try to build these real dolls for the last 20 years. And every guy's had their eyes on this project, this real doll project. Like, man, they're making them pretty realistic. And the joke between dudes is make it cook and clean. And I don't know what I'm using the ladies for. I had that talk with Heather yesterday. I had lunch with Heather from downstairs and she goes, yeah, but then they can't have babies. And I'm like, but that's where you'll come in. What I'm like, the real human women will have to turn their attention to their usefulness and become baby farms for dudes and their real dolls. And I give you no further example of a man named Alan Hamill who was married to Suzanne Summers. And a year and a half after her death, he has a replica of Suzanne Somers. He spent a ton of money saying, build me a perfect replica of Suzanne Summers.

[Brady]

And has it been rebooted like it was the first version?

[Brett]

You wouldn't know.

[Brady]

Yeah. Wow.

[Brett]

You wouldn't know. Oh, damn, it's perfect. And he goes, he even said, you can't tell the difference except for all the complaining is gone and the dishes are piling up until we figure that out.

[John Holmberg]

USBC into it every once in a while.

[Brett]

But, yeah, I got a charger now and again, but it's. We're on a. I'm not necessarily for this, so don't get me twisted on that, but there is definitely a mission by men to replace you with technology. You know, and watching Heather's reaction to that yesterday, I don't think that would ever happen because, I mean, there's no human interaction. I'm like, right, right. You see how well that's been going. The human interaction between men and women over the last, I don't know, 50 or 60 years seems to be on a downward trend. I don't really see that, like, whole, holy cow, we solved it. We're all getting along perfectly. No one's getting divorces. Everybody's in love. It's going the other way. And the fact that the guy we were sitting with yesterday at lunch is going through a divorce and is having his ex wife is basically trying to not just get money from him, but she wants blood emotion. She's trying to destroy him. Like, it is the goal in the end of this, you don't love me anymore. Hold my beer. I'm going to destroy you. And like, everything. Like, tons of money out the door for lawyers. I mean, she's trying to destroy the man. And I said, exactly. What he's going through is why a dude would be like, you know what? They make these things almost realistic enough to. Ladies, you have to step up your game. It can't be so hard anymore for future generations to work around you to woo you and win you over. And I know you want flowers, and I know you want presents, and I know you want trips, and I know you want this and I know you want that. But eventually, dudes are going to be like, you know, it's cost Effective for me to spend ten grand once and have something that looks amazing. Who are you going to go to dinner with? My friends. Like, this isn't. Like, your answers to your questions are easy. And Alan Hamill built that. He's 55 years. He. He was with Suzanne Summers. And you'll notice when you take a look at the real doll he built. It is not the last couple years version.

[John Holmberg]

It's the Three's company version.

[Brett]

Yeah, he went. He went a little after ThighMaster version.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, all right, that's acceptable.

[Brett]

But he was with her for 55 years and he built her in her prime. Something to be said about the obviousness of that. It doesn't. Again, don't get me wrong, not necessarily in total agreement with this, but I am the Don Quixote. I'm trying to be the lighthouse here to basically say, are you seeing this? And I don't see a lot of lady scientists. Let me stop there. I don't see a lot of lady scientists building men to replace us at all. I don't see. Because they'll be like, we'll just build our own, too. I'm like, who's going to build those? Because we're going to be busy with our real dolls, and we're not going to be doing technology for you anymore. We're building robot girls fast. It's. And now I came along and they started. Those Japanese dudes are putting it together. Just saying, ladies, holding out on blowjobs, holding out on the fun. There's, you know, there's a couple.

[Brady]

Hello to AI.

[Brett]

There's a couple kids in the minors that are looking pretty good right now, and they're getting closer to the big leagues. And I think even the most cynical man. And then. Then who you're gonna be left with. You're gonna be left with those dudes who are balding with ponytails. I just want the company of a woman. Oh, no. Hippies. That's all you'll have left. I don't really like technology that much. I like to read and talk. Oh, my God. And then, ladies, you'll know what we're. We're dealing with, because that's basically a woman. And you're gonna have to live with one of your own. And you're gonna hate it. Good luck.

[Brady]

That hippie is an earner, too.

[Brett]

Oh, God.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Well, you can still flee some of them. The hippies will be like, I didn't realize you were gonna steal my money. All I wanted to do is read and talk. And now I'm broke. What are these dolls about? And then they'll build some smelly hippie dolls for him because they'll have it down pat by then. I'm just saying maybe pull back on the whole, you know, climb this mountain to get my affection thing, start being a little bit more recognized. Start to start to understand what's going on over in Japan and how absolutely no one, and I mean no one is outside with picket signs saying, this must end. People are nervous AI is going to take their jobs. They're also going to be, like, taking friends and stuff and relationships. I know plenty of dudes who are like, yeah. And that lawyer I told you about a little while ago does those commercials and he's in trouble in, like, Minnesota because he goes, are you getting a divorce? Are you a man? If you're a woman, I don't want to hear from you. Women want blood and emotion and trouble. Men just, they give me $5,000 and they want the paperwork done. I only work with men. And they're like, whoa. And they're like, why doesn't he work with women? I'm like, what, are you gonna sue him and try to get him, too? Because you realizes it. Cordell and Cordell do that, too. They start their commercials with, man, the word.

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[Brett]

I'm not saying I'm for it, ladies, but I'm saying you need to have a meeting. The cool ones need to tell the buttholes they're wrecking it for everybody. Have you seen the AI videos of these women? Now Porn stars are probably gonna lose their job soon because the AI girls don't get zits on their asses in the 4K videos. And that is off putting. There's no flaws. That's an unrealistic expectation. No, it isn't. They're building that right now. Like, it is no longer an unrealistic expectation there. Barbie came to. And then I started thinking, as men, we're not the first generation that feels this way. The movie mannequin happened in 1983. We've been thinking about this for a long time. If only that would come to life. And I could. I could just have sex with that. And then there's Kim Cattrall. The mannequin came to life.

[John Holmberg]

At least it got better than Kim Cattrall.

[Brett]

Yeah. Thank God for still back in the day. That was a pretty good show.

[John Holmberg]

Porky's Kim Cattrall. I'm in mannequin.

[Brett]

It was only a couple years later. She was a little bit they theater. I'm with you, but there you go with Weird Science. Weird Science was a fantasy movie of building the perfect woman.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And then look what she turned into.

[Brett]

And you look at what women do with those. Oh, yeah. I never thought Kelly LeBrock was that great. They dressed her up well. They actually did the opposite of what they did to Kim Cattrall. When Weird Science came out. They took a woman who I don't think was attractive and made her amazing until she opened her mouth and you saw that she had Bugs Bunny's teeth. But women make movies caught in the magic.

[Brady]

When it first came out.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, absolutely.

[Brett]

Everybody watched it went. Because you were more like, is this going to be happening soon? Like, you were less. Like, I can build what? You were less worried about what Austin and Wyatt built. And you were thinking about, what would I build? Like, you were in your own fantasy while you watched the movie. Like, I would make her teeth buck. That's dumb.

[Brady]

Gary and Wyatt.

[Brett]

Gary and Wyatt. Who cares? They were basically the like, yeah, they built what they wanted and they were surprised. So I'm sure if they went back to the drawing board, they'd have got rid of those giant Buck teeth. But they did pretty well with Kelly LeBrock. She was. That was a good, strong first one. Then as we all watched, we all thought to ourselves, man, how do I build one of those? What would I have? Would I get the redhead? Would I get the. What would I go for?

[Brady]

Not saying, Robert Downey Jr. And his buddy. Let us have a crack.

[Brett]

Yeah, let us build one. Like Nobody, none of them. At any point we're like, let me go out and take a girl out three or four times and find out she hates me when I can just build one that's it's interprogrammed to love me. I don't think ladies realize how hard it is to get their attention. And then once we get it, we start failing. And they're like, I don't know why it's so hard for them to stay good. It's. Yeah, it's tough. I was at a. I, I checked one off my, My life box yesterday. I hit a. Yeah, that's right. A fall baseball double header. Awesome. They played two yesterday. So nice. They played two two seven inning games. Each one was an hour and a half knocked out. Two baseball games over there in the perfect day. Fall baseball is one of the best things in the world. And sat there, me and my buddy Craig were just looking around and saw a couple that had given up on each other and. And we just, we started the debate. Which one quit first? The wife was about 225. The husband was about 243. Both of them five six and just plopped down in their seats, didn't talk the whole game. Who quit first? And we both thought when she got pregnant and got big, he got a little bigger. And then when he realized she wasn't going to lose the weight, he didn't either. And they both just looked at each other and shook hands and said we're done here. Right? We're not even gonna, we're not making an effort to ever have a decent physical appearance again. And like, oh yeah, that sounds great to me. And I'm gonna pump out one more and then no one will even care. And we're, we're on our own. And here they are. They probably even. Craig even said they're probably older than. Or we're probably older than them because they look like they're probably. You couldn't tell. They were that kind of blob human that was either 45 or 72. You couldn't like quite. But they were in those. She's in the grandma floral. I don't even know where you buy those. They look like aprons almost. They're floral. Purple, red and yellow flowers and stuff all over it. And she's in smocks. Oh, he's just in a T shirt and jeans that he bought at Kohl's that don't fit. I think maybe stop caring.

[Brady]

It could be they figured it out. They've hit the nirvana No, I can sit there for three hours and don't say a word and I'm fine.

[Brett]

I just. I can't consider it nirvana to look across the room and just go, my God, is that ever the most unattractive thing ever? And it's walking around in your house naked because it's comfortable. It quits. I couldn't do it. That's what I was telling you.

[Brady]

Think about a sporting event.

[Brett]

Oh, is that the same picture you sent us yesterday? No, that guy in the shirt.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, I couldn't tell if, you know.

[Brett]

Then there was a big, broader guy. Yeah, I couldn't tell if that was a broader. That was a thin guy. He had a shirt on that said, dear person behind me. The world's a better place because you're in it. Signed person in front of you. It was one of those hoodies and it just made me hate him so much. I was like, oh, you don't know who I am. What if he's sitting in front of a murderer? Your stupid positive message. And all we did was speculate why he's that way. And we both came up with, well, because of his 10 year heroin addiction, where he had to go to jail for a couple years and straighten his own life out. And then he starts to spread his joy. Look, dude, you had 10 years of great fun and you fixed it. I'm proud of you. It's not your job to now make me feel like I have to ask you questions about what a wonderful man you are because you're guilty. Dear person behind me. And then the shirt signs it person in front of you. I know who's wearing the stupid shirt, jackass. And his hat said something like, you are enough. Quit telling me these. Go look in the mirror. Start talking to other people about how they like. I just want the world to feel better. Like, what kind of weirdo are you? Stalker? You're stalking me with the back of your shirt. But back to the two people who have quit. No guy wants, no woman wants. Nobody wants their partner to just blob about. No one wants that. You can tolerate it, but nobody wants it. And then they're just like, ah, I look like crap. She looks like crap. We might as well just stick it out. That's not any way to live. I'm just sticking it out till one of us stops breathing. Want to go to a falling game and not talk? I guess so. They have hot dogs. Yeah, I'll get you a hot dog. We'll both have a multiple hot dogs. Brutal. I also saw Something at the game yesterday, I was really kind of. I wish my dad would have done this with me. There was only, like, one kid at the whole game because there's no fall break or anything. So he's bouncing all over the stadium. This kid's running around. Somebody caught a foul ball and, like, just out of instinct, looked around to give a kid a ball. So he's asked him, did you want it? It was a scout, and he called it. He goes, I got loads of these. He goes, do you want it? And the lady's like, no, it's all right. Nobody, no adults were like, give it to me. You look crazy. So there's no kid. So he just put it in his lap. Then this kid goes running around, and he's got a clear backpack full of Sharpies and baseballs, and he's running side, you know, dugout to dugout between innings, leaning over, begging for baseballs, and he loads them up. Then I see his dad pointing him, go get that guy. And he's directing and then taking the sign baseballs and putting them in another bag. Then the dad has him go ask the coaches before the second game starts for the lineup cards from the last game. So he's like, give me those lineup cards. Go get them. And the kid goes, hey, mister. Like, he's using his kid as bait.

[Brady]

To go get, like, those autograph collections.

[Brett]

Yeah, but it's fall league baseball. You got. It's rolling the dice like he's got.

[Brady]

A bunch of autographed balls.

[Brett]

Tons. But he's using his child. He took his kid out of school.

[Brady]

Three quarter of those guys won't make it to the show.

[Brett]

More than that, there's maybe every year you might see two dudes that end up being okay enough to get to the bigs, let alone a superstar. They have a Hall of fame of fall league baseball players on the wall that I think it's in Scottsdale as, like, Tim Salmon and Derek Jeter played there for a little bit, but it was brief. It's incredible.

[John Holmberg]

Tim Salmon's on the wall of fame.

[Brett]

On the wall of fame for falling ballplayers. Yeah, and Derek Jeter, Tim. Sam. There's a couple guys who play, but you're like these. And there's like, eight Jeter, okay, yeah, there's Salmon.

[John Holmberg]

He was all right, but like, eight.

[Brett]

Dudes who have, you know, out of, you know, 30 or 40 years of this, you're not. So this kid is running, but I'm like. And all I thought was, dad took him out of school. And spent from one o' clock till six, running around bugging people.

[Brady]

Could be homeschooled.

[Brett]

They weren't doing any schoolwork yesterday.

[Brady]

Well, that's what I'm saying. They got it out of the way.

[Brett]

Grifters. You're thinking this dude's teaching his son to be a grifter. That's the schooling he's getting dressed him up like a little ballplayer. And he's running around with his glove, and he's like, hey, mister, can I get your autograph? He's like, sure, kid. Because these guys love autographing stuff. They're not you. And then he runs back to his dad. He goes, I don't know who the that is, dad, but put that in the bag. What do you want me to do next? He's like, all right, go over and get the. The lineup card. When the manager. When his. His name's Leon Hard. Go get him. When he turns around, 72, Marlon Shirley, go and kick us. Okay. Then I watch the kid run. Hey, coach. And I'm like, you little bastard. You're playing the game like a make a wish. Comes back to his dad again. Here's the lineup card. I don't know who the these guys are either, dad. And like, oh, this kid's good. He might have been eight. I don't think they feed him. He had an Auschwitz body. He looked real sick. Like, he was like, gotta make his quote. He can't make. Oh, he. He was playing a part. And I started thinking, if I had a kid, that's what I'd be doing. Two things I'd do if I had a kid, I'd be running them all over the place, getting stuff from other people, using, you know, the precious kid. And I'd also be using them as bait to catch chomos. Like, there's no question. We'd be on the computer every night. I'm like, let's go get us a chomo, son. We'd be chomo fishing nightly. Every night. Yeah. Send him a picture of your. Your. Like, not your head, but just your chest. Dad, that's weird. Just do it. We're gonna get one. We're gonna get him off the streets. Send him a picture of tiny little hand. Dad, this is. No, just do it now. Trust me, he's gonna be crazy about that. But I gotta hand it to that guy. That was pretty cool using your. Using your son. And he didn't. The kid doesn't know. He. Look, he has to realize the return on investment for these autographs. Is 15, 16 years. The kid doesn't understand the timeline. The dad's up. This is the dad. And the dad can no longer lean over the edge of the dugout and go, hey, boys. Hello. An autograph for me? It's like. It's weird. So he's using his son because there were two other dudes trying to do it without kids. They were striking out like crazy. This kid got lineup cards, towels, hats, shirts. Probably left the game with like 11 or 12 baseballs. It was awesome.

[John Holmberg]

Make him earn his money.

[Brett]

Yeah, you gotta earn it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You know, you're paying to feed and clothe that kid.

[Brett]

I'm much again, I don't think they were feeding him. I don't know that he was eating. He was very thin. All right, Oliver Twist, but yeah, exactly. He played the game. And these two nerds were standing there going, this kid's getting everything. Yeah, you got to get one of those things and start working the dugout. The coaches and the players are told, be nice to the kids. They're not giving you a high five if you put your hand out. But he's getting one, I guarantee it. Pretty awesome fall league double header. You see it all over there. You see the ladies trying to put their hooks into the players that are. You know, there's a guy who's the number eight prospect in the Athletics, and he's there and his girlfriend's there, and she introduced her mom to him. Like, oh, she's throwing some. She's throwing some fishing hooks in this dude, Right? I'm all in. You see that all the time. These girls that are hanging around, and then they go at the end of the game and talk to their guy and they make everybody know that that's mine. Oh, it's good stuff. It's real good stuff. It's like a soap opera. And then you get to see the two blobbing creatures that have quit on life just sitting there staring at a net.

[Brady]

Three hours.

[Brett]

It's awesome. Yeah, get yourself in on this. There's a 45 minute break in between. Go get a couple more Modelos. Wander around for a little bit, Take a look at the rest of the crowd. Watch that grifter boy. He's going to. It's. He's Peaky Blinders. He's going to turn into the world's greatest criminal. There's no way he's being math and reading. Who needs that? When you. When you know how to grift at a high level like that.

[John Holmberg]

It's fall league, like, training for These broads before they hit the Phoenix Open and stuff.

[Brett]

So this is, like, it is most of them. There used to be an old fall league gaggle of them that would go dug out to dugout trying to get the attention of one of the guys, and there's still a couple that do that. Now it seems the girlfriends of the players go by themselves and, like, let everyone know, that's my guy. Like, and she's showing up. And I think also they show up to make sure that those players don't see the. The bulldrum whores that are, you know, free and unattached and walking back and forth from dugout to dugout training like, no, I'm here. I see you. You can't talk to any of the groupies in training. It's all grifting. The whole thing is grifting. It's awesome to watch. Christopher DeWitt says, Man, the ladies need to know the cyber broad never has a headache, never complains, and her butthole is always ready. Your days are numbered, toots. Just saying, ladies, keep your eyes open, because I don't see any scientists trying to stop the progress at all. This guy says those hoodies that that guy was wearing are suicide prevention hoodies. They help support the hotlines, he said. Even the guy said, my daughter committed suicide at 16. I think those are needed. What if a kid who was thinking about suicide sees that and stops? I know you don't know, and I'm like, I don't know. But is that it? Is the this? Well, maybe anything could stop him. I just think that you're just one.

[Brady]

Of those guys that doesn't like a positive message.

[Brett]

It isn't a positive message. It's annoying? That's assuming everyone around you is suicidal and you're. I understand. I'm sorry for your loss, Sean. I don't think that's a cool thing, but, I mean, maybe it would stop somebody, but if that's his goal, it's annoying more people than it said. It led me to want to try to maybe kill myself. I think that's what I'm letting you know. I just can't be around people like that. If you're that into it, turn around and talk to the person behind you and go. You feeling suicidal? No, I'm feeling pretty good. Okay, I'll leave you alone.

[Brady]

I was just wondering the other side of it. Like, if you're the person in the back and you had those thoughts.

[Brett]

Suicidal thoughts?

[Brady]

Yeah. And you saw that shirt, would that motivate you enough to say, oh, this guy might be open to talking to me, but I don't think you think that way right when you're.

[Brett]

I don't know. I don't think a lot of people are plopping down 14 bucks and spending six hours at a double header fall league game if they're thinking about it to the end.

[Brady]

For some people watching that game.

[Brett]

Yeah. I had a. I had a guy who's become a friend of mine tell me that he listened to the show and it saved his life. And he's like, I was gonna end it. And he goes, and I turned the radio on and I was gonna end it. And I'm like, I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm like, I know you were going through a lot, but I have to tell you, I'm not real sure you were 100% committed to the suicide. If you needed to listen to a morning show first. Like, if you were like, wonder what the boys are up to? Let me pop on K. And he listened to us all the time. And he goes, you know, I felt like I was gonna do it. I had tried before. And he goes, but you said something that made me laugh, and I just. And it stopped me. And, like, your mind off. You were listening to the morning sickness. Like, I don't know. I guess if that's the other side of it, I suppose it just made me upset. Like, I'm fine. It made me feel like, what's wrong?

[Brady]

What's.

[Brett]

What do you think something's wrong with me? Oh. And then the other thing I had at the game, and maybe this is why, Sean. Maybe this is why I had kind of a negative reaction to it. I had a shirt on yesterday that said 1972. And it's got an album behind it, like a record, but all the grooves on it are a different color. It's not in rainbow form, but it's different colored in rainbows. Gonna say, here we go. So. Yeah. So I go up to get a beer, and I say to the lady, and she goes, oh, I love that shirt. And I'm like, thank you. And she goes, 1972. I'm like, yep. And I'm. And I'm thinking to myself, she. I think she. Maybe she was younger. I said, I think she's like. And she goes, what'd you do this weekend? And I said, And I kind of froze. I'm like, I don't know. I don't think I did much of anything. And she goes, what'd you. Would you have fun? I'm like, I think so. I can't, like, just. And the guy behind her goes, He's 53 years old. What are you doing? And I'm like, yeah, what are you doing? And then I said, you did math pretty fast. He goes, I was born in 69. It wasn't that hard to figure out. I'm like, okay, good for you. And then she goes, no, I mean, like, I see what you're up to, and I'm. And now I'm really confused. Like, what are you talking about? And then she goes, me and my girl went downtown. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no. I wasn't part of that. And that's exactly how I reacted. Like, you think I'm giving off no gay vibes at all? Just radio. Yeah, my shirt has. Are you on kdkb? I'm like, God damn it. So I said. And then I had to go, two Modelos and a bag of nuts, please. Like, you don't order Modelos for a girl. Then I had to go tell. And then I had to go sit with a guy sitting in front of me going, feeling. Feeling pretty low about yourself. Like I am, actually. So this shirt is poorly timed.

[John Holmberg]

Good thing you weren't drinking White Claws or something. I really been in trouble.

[Brett]

One white claw, one Modelo for my man. Typical.

[Brady]

She looked at him and was guessing. Let me see. White crawl, White claws and two bagels.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. What? Well, that has nothing to do with the gay pride parade, Brady.

[Brady]

I know you.

[John Holmberg]

Homeberg.

[Brett]

Yeah, she hit me with that. And I'm like, all right, I'm not giving off gay vibes. The shirt is colorful. That's all. So maybe that's why I felt like, goddamn dude in his positive message shirt. I don't need this today. Shirts mean nothing. Maybe that is. Maybe that's the psychiatry of it. I was like, I don't need shirts to have messages on them. People think, mine does. I don't need to see yours with a message. So maybe I am.

[Brady]

And someone else is going to. That guy with a 1972 shirt, the.

[Brett]

Queer over there with a guy who looks like Daryl Hall. Really old. He's got a. Yeah, maybe that was it. Maybe that makes more sense, is that I was very upset at his shirt because someone had already judged me off of mine. So I'm like, we can't have shirts with messages. People misconstrue those. Yeah, suicide prevention shirts are. It's just depressing. If you're having a normal day, the last thing you want is the guy in front of you, reminding you, like, you know, there's people out there about to kill themselves. I'm at the ball game. Like, that's the last thing I want to think about. The person in front of you thinks you're better. But again, though, what if you're wrong? Like, maybe you do save somebody. But what if you're. What if it backfires and the guy, you know, with the broads in his basement that are all tied up and about to go into acid baths reads that and goes, not the world I'm in. And then he goes home and finishes the job.

[Brady]

But you hear the stories like, it's just something that's so random that wouldn't be. That stopped me from doing that.

[Brett]

You also hear the stories of, like, you never would have expected that Fortnite. Like, I did it because I heard voices. Or the message in front of me said, the world's a better place. And that made you feel worse. It's like, I don't feel like the world's good because I'm in it. I'm getting off of it. I don't like shirts with messages. Jokes, maybe. Messages. No. Yeah. Sean, you broke it down for me. That's very true. I was mad because my shirt had a false message on it. And I didn't need somebody telling me their message on their shirt because that means my shirt did have a message. I'm not gay, lady. Now this one says, I'm gonna buy one of those hoodies and walk around in front of Toledo all the time. Since the Mariners lost, I decided I have Paula owe me one of those. The show will be better with just the three of you. The shirt says the show would be better if you weren't on it. And you sit in front of Toledo. There you go. This is how I felt too. And some people don't like it. Says, you know what, John? That hoodie. It isn't a shinedown concert. Calm. We're at a baseball game. Yeah, I just. I guess I just don't like to think of that. It hasn't hit me that way. So if it's not touching me that way. I don't really want to think about suicide when I'm watching baseball and the prevention therein. I don't like to think of anybody at the ball game being suicidal. It's fall league baseball. If you're depressed, that is not the place to go. It is. It is a very laid back thing. And you see a lot of people, like, about done with life. There's a lot of old dudes. There I go. Because I like baseball, but it's relaxing. There's not a lot of people. And I got this guy sitting in front of me. I got the lady back there selling Modelos that thinks I'm down at the march. And I wanted to say to her, I'm like, do I look gay? What vibes am I? You should have. Yeah, I almost did, but.

[John Holmberg]

You were afraid the answer or what?

[Brett]

Yeah, maybe. I just. I just felt bad because my reaction was, oh, no, no, no, no. I wasn't part of that. Me and my lady were downtown. I'm like, oh, yeah, I didn't do that. And then you're just. Your brain as a man just starts going, I just. I was busy boning broads all weekend and so many. I've gone. I've lost my memory. I don't know. Anyway, not gay, but I probably won't wear that shirt.

[Brady]

1972, the verses say it's gone.

[Brett]

Yeah, that shirt will be just around the house shirt. Maybe, maybe not. I've been doing some yard work or something.

[Brady]

You were so excited when you got that shirt.

[Brett]

I like that shirt. It's my birth year on it. And it's colorful. It's not rainbows, it's a circle. It's just colorful. It is colorful. You can't be colorful anymore. The gays have stolen color. We have to live in a communist gray society to be straight nowadays. Thanks a lot, bad Bunny. See? Goes the other way. Let's get a wake up song, shall we? A good one. And we'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD.

[Brady]

Wake up.

[Brett]

Arizona's most powerful powerful rock radio stat. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Thanks. Miles to Noor. Oh, a beef stick in my mouth. Damn it. I can't say those things. I have that rainbow shirt. Jammed it. And I got Ian Schwartz texting me. Sup? And then a rainbow. You bastard. Ian. Hey, Ian, where was the weather report yesterday telling me it was definitely gonna rain this morning? Huh? Huh, huh? That showed up yesterday about 5 o'. Clock. It's raining. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

That's why he's not going in today.

[Brett]

Oh, he's always in. He's listening. While he's over there puking out news. Weather reports. Every few minutes he pops us on in between. Ian's awesome. I should go to the game with Ian and take him to a fall league game. Wear that shirt again.

[John Holmberg]

I'll Send you have more of your Modelo nuts.

[Brett]

I'll send you a message, lady. That's what a guy said. He emailed and he said, I want to start shirts that say shirts with messages are stupid and the people who wear them are dumb. Like, yeah, I don't want a message on my shirt. And a lot of people brought up shinedown. Shinedown was weird to me. When I went to go see Shinedown, I was there for the party and the fun and the hot, you know, the hits and the music. And we were all there in Vegas, and I'm like. By the fifth time, he had mentioned that, but he gets letters from a lot of people that are down. I'm like, we got it. Like, the first one was good enough. And I know he's gone through a thing and his family member. I was like. By the fifth time, I got reminded that there are people in the audience that may want to end it. I was out, like, this is no longer fun. Like, depressing. I don't even hear about, like, depression and sadness and suicide at a concert. Remember when Eddie Vedder used to complain about the trees for 12, 15 minutes? Want to thank everybody for loving Even Flow? It was a great song. We're so proud of. And you know what we're not proud of is the way we're treating this planet. And you heard the audience go, uh, no, I'm not gonna stop. You can't stop me with killing the trees in the rainforest. And what we need to do is, like, you need to sing. That's good. Make us happy, and we might donate to your cause. At the end. At the end of the concert, just go, don't forget to give to my causes. I'm like, okay, but you bored me for 15 minutes. I remember seeing them. The Sun Devil's Basketball thing with Nirvana and the Red Hot Chili Peppers when alive. And the dude was a. He was a primate hanging from the. Never seen anything like it in my life. Still to this day, Eddie Vedder could jump, like, 15ft. I don't know how he got up there half time. The only guy I ever saw close to it was Jared Leto. When Jared Leto brought 30 seconds to Mars here. And Tempe, he grabbed me before, and he goes, don't say my name when you introduce us. And I'm like, all right. Freak Went up there, introduced him. He did his thing, and the next thing you know, they're calling firemen going, we told him not to do this. He crawled all the way up on the top rafter of those 30ft it was up there. And he's way. And he's sitting up there. I'm like, how'd he do that? Like, I didn't even see him start it. And there he is in the middle singing some 30 seconds to Mars. That's what Eddie used to do. Swinging around. What's up, mother? Everybody gonna have sex tonight? Don't you love beer? Like, yeah. Yeah. Fast forward five years later, the rainforests are dying and we need to save the silverback gorillas. I'm like, what happened? Climb something? You used to be a silverback gorilla climbed something. I don't like going to fall league baseball. I don't like going to sporting events, and I don't like going to concerts where somebody reminds me that somebody might end it all in the next few minutes. Sorry, that's just me. Then I had to sit and look at my buddy Craig, and I'm like, how are things going for you? Okay, I suppose. You're not. You didn't need that shirt, did you? It's crazy. And there are certain people out there you wish weren't on the planet. This lady I just read about a lady named Kira Cousins. Kirig. Oh, by the way, it's seven o'. Clock. It's new word. Hold on. Gotta get that out before I start my Kira cousin story. Oh, I like this. The word for seven o' clock is clams. Clams. Clams. Clams is the code word for seven o'. Clock. If you take it in the app for yet another day. Hop on there and get that done. Anyway, this lady cure cousins. She was. She got pregnant. She had a baby. Her boyfriend was like, yay, we're praying. We got a baby. And she's putting it on Instagram. That's what he said. I know, I'm positive of that. And here's how much the dude was paying attention. Brett never pregnant, never had a baby. He lived with her the whole time. She's on Instagram with the belly. She'd go to bed with the fake belly. She got a doll that looked so real that she could put it on Instagram and people would. And. But people started to. She goes, that was a little early. He's got a heart. A congenital heart thing. She wouldn't let anybody touch it. The family wasn't allowed to be around. It's like, no, he's got some immune issues. And then, then she just filled the means like, I can't keep this up anymore because it's not going to grow. And anything else. This lunatic whole Year, had a gender reveal party, got a thousand dollar baby buggy from family, from a shower, from showers she was throwing. And I mean, you think about that and you're like, oh, baby shower. She got all sorts of presents. Yeah, but you don't get good presents if you don't actually have a baby. The presents you get at a baby shower suck. Diapers, baby powder.

[Brady]

You want all of that stuff if.

[Brett]

You have a baby, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're done.

[Brady]

You're saying her synthetic baby or whatever it was.

[Brett]

Anybody that would say, oh, she did it for the, for the gifts. Like, she didn't have a baby. She didn't need those gifts. That's. They're dumb gifts. So she was doing it for attention.

[Brady]

When she went to any other baby showers for friends and just basically re.

[Brett]

Gift handed those back. I guess she started a little Walmart of her own to give. How many baby showers are you going to that you need all the presents for you to give away. Either way, she just did it because she's a lunatic and she. I mean, it's unreal. She.

[Brady]

Nothing legal about or illegal. Right?

[Brett]

Well, other than like, maybe, I don't know, like, I guess you would, like, start taking gifts from people under false pretenses. You start filming, it's still them buying it.

[Brady]

You're terminating a lot of friendships.

[Brett]

That's what, that's what you've lost most. And she even. So she said she went on Instagram finally. She's from Scotland. Her boyfriend didn't know. He lived with her. That's how big the ruse got. She bought bellies to simulate.

[Brady]

That's amazing.

[Brett]

But she was going through a really rough pregnancy, so hands off.

[Brady]

That's true.

[Brett]

So he went 10 months without, like, touching her. Like, I understand. She was sick. She faked being sick. It's like, it's all right. So he's like, I didn't know. And everybody's like, yeah, you did. He's like, trust me, I would have said something. I didn't know. She. And then. So she goes on Instagram the other day and she goes, okay, I wasn't pregnant. There was no baby. I made it up. And it went way too far. I faked scans, messages, the whole birth story. Acted like the doll was a real baby. I know how bad it is. I effed up. I just didn't know how to stop once I got started. I don't have a proper excuse. I wasn't in a good headspace. It's not. Doesn't make what I did okay. I know this is going to stick with me for a while and that I probably lost friends that I'll never get back. Yeah. She says I'm trying to figure out myself and get help because this version of me isn't someone I want to be. I know I've ruined trust, and I'm sorry won't fix anything, but it's all I've got right now. And she told her boyfriend, I'm sorry. You stuck with me through this. Through it all. You cried the happy tears. You picked me up. You brought me places. Believed everything I said. You didn't deserve to be lied to like this. He was taking her to the doctor.

[John Holmberg]

What's this crazy broad look like?

[Brett]

She's not bad, surprisingly. I mean, that's not a great picture, but pretty good. You know, not bad. Blonde, young, Scottish, so probably dirty. Now here's pictures of her faking being pregnant. I'm convinced. Yeah, she's pretty. She's thin. But she put the baby belly in and dolled it up. Here's a picture of the. The baby. The baby that wasn't real. It's like, why do you sell this? The only reason you would sell a baby that looks the way it looks is for this very reason than the.

[Brady]

One in Sniper Clint East.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, that movie. The. Yeah. American Sniper. No, there's. Yeah. Nothing was worse than that. That thing was. Had, like tags on it. It was plastic and melted if it got too hot in the room. But yeah, I mean, the. Selling realistic babies is. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This thing's not good enough to go back to what I'm saying for that.

[Brett]

Pretty good baby, though, look. Oh, good Lord.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett]

You know, he's staying.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, what a. What an idiot.

[Brett]

You're not even married to her. You're. You're out scot free. You don't owe her a penny. Get out of there.

[Brady]

It's like that documentary of the mom.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Set up the phone scan to bully her daughter.

[Brett]

Bully her own daughter.

[Brady]

And then. Sorry, I wasn't in the right head.

[Brett]

And she's like, yeah, kind of. It got so far along and I just didn't know what to do. It couldn't stop because then people would figure it out. But the mom was. She's in jail for it. She was so bad, she had to go away for a little while. Yeah. That is a deal breaker. Like you even. Look, if you even fake a pregnancy test, it's over. It's over. I had a girl do that. First time I ever had the, the man, woman relations. And then right afterwards, that was the. She was. Look, she was very nice. But then you realize, oh, I'm in over my head here. I don't think I'm going to do this anymore. And so we, we broke up and she called me like three months or three weeks later and said, I'm pregnant. I've taken two tests and my whole body just melted into my feet. And I'm like, Well, I was 17. I'm like, this is bad. Nothing good is ever. I'm never going to be normal again. And then a couple weeks later, you know, she, well, a couple hours later, I made her go take another one, but she was doing it. And then her friend told me later, she goes, she was just like seeing if you'd come back. And I'm like, oh, that's it, that's. That, that's crazy. People.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Dan would have been happy. Oh, because they didn't know you were straight.

[Brett]

First off, he would have, while he killed me, he would have done it with a smile. He would have killed me had I gotten a girl pregnant at age 17. The girl was 15. Ah, he would have killed me. But you're right, part of him would have been like, I thought he was gay. And that would have like, he would have had great joy that he did his job right up until the part where I didn't have any self control. And then he would have killed me knowing I killed my. He'd have told people that when I killed my straight son. He would have told people in jail, yeah, but I killed my straight boy. Oh, he would have murdered me. And that's all I thought about, to be honest with you. When she called me and she goes, I'm pregnant. And when, like those only noises that could come out of me, all I thought was, I'm going to have to let Dan know this. The first three thoughts I had, how much money do I have? Which was at the time, probably about $350 to my name. That was just enough to get on a greyhound and go anywhere else and just hide from Dan. Second was, who do I have to like, like, how do you hire someone to kill people? Like your brain just went, I went. And I went nowhere. Not one thought was, this is going to be wonderful. I can't wait for this little gift. All of it was, it's me, it's her, or it's greyhound, time to go buy milk. I gotta be honest yeah. Gotta get milk. And then I drove off in my. I wouldn't have known where to go. It's too dumb. Oh, that was horrifying. I'm not saying she was faking. I'm saying she was really confused and young and did weird like. But tried to tell me she was pregnant to make me stick around. That didn't work. I was totally. I. Maybe I'd have just gone. Toledo's dad on that one. Just disappeared. I don't know what would have happened in my life. Drastically different world. But if I'd have gotten fooled by somebody and I wanted a kid and she got, you know, fake baby belly. When don't you find those land. He's just not paying attention.

[John Holmberg]

He's dumb.

[Brett]

He's dumb.

[John Holmberg]

He's just dumb. Worse than her, actually.

[Brett]

Like you'd think that you'd see like the three month belly and the five month belly and the seven month belly. Like you'd go figure. And she was getting real prosthetic bellies and putting them on, leaving them on all day and all night. And when he'd go to work, I'm sure she'd unstrap everything. Just breathe for a minute. I can't do this anymore. My belly, it's all sweaty. And then she waited like a month after she had the kid. Like how. How did she think this was gonna.

[John Holmberg]

A month after she had the kid.

[Brett]

She was putting it on Instagram and telling family and where was he when she had the kid? That's what I want to know. He wasn't around a lot at the end there. I don't think. I think maybe he was Toledo dad.

[Brady]

He was working. He was working along.

[John Holmberg]

I had to go for a pack of smokes.

[Brett]

But she had it and she said that the doctors, like he didn't pay attention to any of it. He's a Scottish man. So I. I just have to go to the football game and watch the Rangers play that Celtic. All right. He's gonna be easy to fool. Isn't there a Rangers game? I think. I think Koisty McCoisty's over at the. Oh, is he at the supermarket signing autographs? I've got to take the weekend to meet Koisty.

[John Holmberg]

He's out looking for Nessie.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Some dumb. He is.

[Brett]

That's what you have to do. That's what you tell us every weekend. I do believe that having a. They had a sighting of Nessie. Ah. You don't say hey, and you gotta go look for him. He'll be the one to find him, they give you $5 million. That could help me out with a pregnancy. Okay, I just need you to go for about three weeks. I'm gonna find Nessie for you and my lad, then he leaves for three weeks. I'm doing this for the family I don't have yet, but she's gonna. She's gonna expunge a child, and I'm gonna come back with that Nessie reward. Cause I love him. Everybody's like, where's your husband? Oh, he's looking for Niecy. He's an idiot, isn't he?

[Brady]

Hi. She took care of all the hospital bills.

[Brett]

Yeah, Everything. And then came back with a baby that's so realistic that he. And he wasn't allowed to see it because she said it was, like, sick. It was born a little early. She got tired of seeing it, like, five.

[Brady]

So sick that I have to keep him in the room.

[Brett]

Yeah. All sorts of things I don't want that baby to get. That's bad news. Kira Cousins is horrifying. It says the girl's name is on every news website. She's either gonna offer self unless she sees that shirt, or she's gonna start an only fans. OnlyFans is the option that she's got here. That's the modern day playboy we used to. You know, people would screw up in public, and then Hugh Hefner would call him and go, $100,000. You can get naked for us. And they'd do it. Only Fans is the new way. I think you're absolutely right, burner boy. This one says an alternate universe. John did knock that girl up, and we had to suffer Pratt's morning sickness for another 20 years. That would be horrible. It would be a fun serendipity moment to find out exactly what would have happened had I. Oh, I. That. I can't imagine how bad my life would have been. What I'd have done. Oh, did you ever almost knock someone up in school? Never got the call.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't think so. A couple sweat, you know, like, moments.

[Brett]

I never peed on the stick. And then. Yeah. Oh, it's the worst feeling in the world when that thing comes back.

[Brady]

Go.

[Brett]

Oh, you wished you were a gulper. I wish my dad was right. I was gay. If I had a kid, I might encourage that luck. You can't get too. Chick's pregnant. A lot of guys are fun. They're nice. They have good personalities. Get used to the feces and the sweat and the hair and be homosexual. There's no chance Of a false pregnancy there. And if your gay boyfriend starts pretending to be pregnant, you know he's gone crazy. So. Yeah, it's nuts. Yeah. This chick is everywhere. She's gonna be. She's gonna kill herself. She's the most famous person from Scotland in quite a long time. Holmberg's morning sickness Holmberg's Morning Sickness 28 Kupd Holmberg's Morning Sickness I have to go meet Alistair mccoist. He's the greatest footballer of all time. Brady. He's the best I've ever watched. And he's over at the grocery store signing autographs. My wife's in the hospital. She doesn't want me in the room with her while she gives birth. She said she gave birth, by the way. Surprised her in the bathroom by herself. That's what I figured.

[Brady]

Hey, what a trooper.

[Brett]

What a trooper. And it was fine.

[Brady]

He wouldn't question it.

[Brett]

Right. He's like, oh, he was at work and she called him because. You're not gonna believe this. I had the baby. Where? In the loo. You had a baby in a loo? Who's gonna clean that? I've already cleaned it up. It's like it never happened. These are all clues for the future.

[John Holmberg]

When did dummy finally figure out she.

[Brett]

Was lying when she said so? She might have sat him down before and said, I'm about to make an announcement on Instagram that's gonna kind of maybe go viral.

[John Holmberg]

He didn't want to see his baby or anything like that. Like, get up close to it.

[Brett]

Maybe he was a little Toledo's day.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And she was saying he had the baby was not well. So I don't know. This dude's story is the one that's a. He's the one I want the movie made about.

[Brady]

Well, if you're having a kid and you don't have to do anything with it, like, he didn't have to wake up and feed it. Well.

[Brett]

Yeah. You think you'd want to touch it. Yeah, I know.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett]

Yeah. The movie. I would call it. Like, the movie would open up with the credits and just a gray day and rain, and you're in Scotland and you see this guy walking down the street. He's kind of got, like, a pep in his step. And music starts. Walks in the door of a grocer there. TR if it isn't Dip McCallops. How are you this morning, Dip? I'm great. Wife pregnant. Coming down here to get myself some lettuce. She asked for more of that. Anything for you, Dips. McCallops off to build a bridge. I'm off to go find Nessie. Go find him dead or I'll count on you. Then he wanders off into the. What are you up to today? Dead Dip. Gonna find Nessie. Good luck to you, Dip. There goes the dumbest man in Scotland. That's Dip's McAllister. I wonder where I could find Nessie. Have you tried Loch Ness dip? No. That's a great clue. Then he wanders over to that. How's your wife's pregnancy going, Dip? Going green. Eight months along, not allowed to touch her. You keep it up. The whole opening of the movie is great. Got a hobo sack for no reason with a lunch in it. I packed myself some haggis. Another un. Horrible, horrible, inedible Scottish cuisine items. What's in the hobo sack, Dip? My lunch. Getting off the Loch Ness, eh? Gotta find Nessie. The wife's put me on a crusade.

[Brady]

His wife. He's told his wife's a robot. Buys into everything.

[Brett]

But here's the thing. I'd make dip McCallops like the dumbest man in the world. And then when he. Then. And then that emotional scene later when he's just. So. I don't have any good crying music outside of Rocky, so I'll just go. Stop. Stop that. Why won't it stop? The Happy Wanderer is forever for us now. It won't turn off.

[Brady]

It's locked in.

[Brett]

Wow. It's never going to turn off either way.

[Brady]

I'm having a great day.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. He's just. But he starts to sob when he realizes his wife lied to him the whole time about stuff. And then. And then old Dip McKellips finds the loch Ness monster. And he's Scottish. Scotland's greatest hero of all time. And he has to build statues for Diploma. Not his family, though. Because his lion wife. The music will never end.

[John Holmberg]

George wants to know if that lady's baby looked like Donkey from Shrek.

[Brett]

What he's Ensuing. Here is.

[John Holmberg]

Keyshawn came by.

[Brett]

Keyshawn came by. That would be it. No, this is now. Now it's stopping. I just found out my wife weren't pregnant at all. There is me baby. I am the biggest deep in the McKillops family. Don't be so rough on yourself, Dip. We all thought she was pregnant. But I live there. You need to stay unfocused there, Dip, and find Loch Ness monster and rub it in her face. Aye, that's all I got left. And I know People, for the rest of their lives will have dips on the tip of their tongues forever. Freedom. No, we've already done that one. Dipsh. Don't scream that as someone else's line. I would watch that movie all day. Dip McKellops. And his pregnant wife says, as dumb as the Scotsman was, he probably didn't buy tickets to the World Series after his team won the first two games. We have our own version of dip. Allison. So you're telling me it's not even a real baby? Sorry about that. Deep. Oh, I'm never gonna be. Wait a minute. Was that Nizzy? We're back, baby.

[Brady]

He handed her a couple of seeds. No intercourse. Had her. Adam duped the whole time.

[Brett]

Well, he probably still banged her. I mean, let's get.

[Brady]

No, they probably. Probably.

[Brett]

You think he cupped it up and she poured it in? That's. I don't think. I don't even want to say dip. Is that dumb? I'm writing that screenplay today. The Life of Dip Callister. And he finds Nessie. In the end, he wins because he's been through hell. And he's like, we're saying it's all the way in Phoenix. This happened in Scotland. And we're talking about him in the story, not her. She's clearly insane. He's just dumb. He's gotten famous because he hung around someone and was so oblivious to his surroundings. I like that character quite a bit. Maybe he'd. Maybe. Maybe he would. Dammit. That song won't end again. So happy. There's no double clicking on this thing. It won't go away. That's because you're in the presence of Dip McKells. Anyway, I like this. Yeah, there's a great scene in this John. If you had DS McKellips go over and ask the statue of William Wallace for advice. That's what a Scottish would do. I'll just have to go over to the statue of the great William Wallace and ask what he would do. That's a stupid thing we do in Scotland. It's W, w, w, w D. What would William Wallace do? He should have done. What would Braveheart do? WWBD but the bracelets were already printed. I like him. He's my new favorite guy. You just want to hug him. And he's talking to the statue of William Wallace. I think I should end it all. William. And then William puts a hoodie on and turns around. The guy in front of you thinks you're pretty special. Aye, thanks, William. That's a great prevention sweater. Go find this out. Make your name synonymous with Scotland as mine. Soon William Wallace will will stand side by side with the biggest dips ever known to man. I'm gonna reenact the whole.

[Brady]

Everything's Scottish. A cameo from Rod Stewart.

[Brett]

Well, that's just silly. Maybe he gets. Well, William Wallace is a legend in Scotland. That's pretty low end. You can't compare William Wallace to Rod Stewart. Maybe at the end and he knights him or something. I don't know. Maybe the end. Right, that's Now. We're just now basically rolling. Yeah, Brady, now you're just getting ridiculous. You've turned it into a Brady Bunch fun hour. You can't have Rod Stewart show up out of the blue. Yeah. Kick off your shoes, sit right down. What's he doing here? I don't know. It's a cameo. Brady wanted. You're the greatest Scottish history. We love you. Thanks, Rod Stewart's cameo. You're welcome, Dipsh. The best part about it would be it would be based on a true story up till the end, when he finds the monster. Ah, we've done it, everyone. We've created the greatest movie never made. Anyway, that's what it's like when you have a. He's kind of the dip. Dip McKellips is the Sherwood Forest Gump. I like that a lot. Sherwood Forest Gump is perf. Stupid is as stupid does. What brings you to these words? Well, my wife pretended to be pregnant, had the baby. I wasn't allowed to touch it. It was a good year of my life. I was fooled. Say, I'm gonna find Loch Ness. The lake or the monster? Well, first I have to find the lake. I don't even know what that is. I've been sitting at the wrong lake for the last four months. He's not there. Anyway, I enjoyed that. My girl shows me she's pregnant, and I want to make sure that kid looks like me. Show me the kid, bitch. Signed Matthew. Yeah, that is true, too. It's like I kind of want to see it. If a woman won't let you see the Offspring, probably there's a Benjamin Moore color chart problem. I'm thinking it's fairly obvious, just on sight. And she makes you peek through windows and stuff. Maybe she incubated. I don't know. It's a great story, though. And she'll forever be remembered on this show as Dick's wife. And then we got another thing in here. It's time also, that I think if you have a youth group leader that has no Kids, he can't have the job. Part of being a youth group leader is one of the kids in the youth group is yours. Every single time this happens. It's the one outrageously upbeat dude who doesn't have any ties that wants to hang out with the youth groups. Well, he molested a bunch of people. Again, his sex crimes. PHOENIX YOUTH GROUP LEADER ARRESTED Yeah, it's that you don't want to hang around kids if you don't have kids. Like, there's something immediately our eyebrows should raise. When I was a little kid, we had a baseball coach bring in some guy he knew, and he had no kids, and he hung around the baseball team. And I'm like, he's like 25 years old. What is he doing here? We're all 11. He's gonna help. And he didn't help anything. He just was there. And then if you ever have a baseball coach that doesn't have a connection to the team, he just signs up to be a little league coach. No. Good. Same. Any youth group?

[Brady]

Well, a lot of times the youth group, you know, like at a church, whatever. Are college age students.

[Brett]

Yeah, this guy was.

[John Holmberg]

It's like in his 40s, I think.

[Brett]

Almost 50, 47 years old. If you are that and you don't have children in the youth group, you can't be around the youth group. That's it. Anybody who desires to be around tweens automatically. We should be like, sorry, I can't have that. Are you bringing your kid with. I don't have any. Yeah, you're not doing this. You're not sticking around here. You're childless and you want to hang around kids in your 40s. There isn't a man alive that thinks that's a good idea. That's bad. I'm on fire for the Lord. Yeah, go do that with the adults. You go do that over there with the other adults. But, yeah, they got him. And then you look at him and you know, this dude automatic. I don't think he.

[Brady]

Craig Gas.

[Brett]

He kind of looks like Craig Gas a little bit. He's like, if he ate Craig Gas. Yeah, it wasn't Tucson. Maybe he's related. His name is Casey Goslin and he was arrested a week ago because somehow or another ICE was involved. Homeland Security. ICE and a Special Agents in Tucson. Police said that he was. They found him being part of the youth group.

[John Holmberg]

If he's bringing Filipinos or something like.

[Brett]

That, he's shopping people, He's. He's trafficking. It was not good. Anytime a man in his I'm gonna go so far as to say late 20s, start saying, love to hang around that youth group. Like, no, no, you're not. You're out. It's the hiring practices that are the problem. Too trusting. Far too trusting. How old are you? 46. You got any kids? No. What do you want to do? Work with kids. Why? I just love them. All right, you're out. Go ahead. No man says that. No single man with no kids says that. I'm gonna call the police for you. Even applying for this job. Police would throw you in jail for at least two years. Like, you need to think about what you were doing. I just applied for a job. Yeah, but you applied for a job to watch kids. Why? I love them. See, there you go, right there. That's it. That's. You can't be around them. Nobody loves kids like that to want to be around bunches of them if you don't have your own. This guy says, didn't you coach a youth basketball team? Yeah, and I had a connection. My co coach was my best friend and it was his nephew's team and he didn't know what he was doing, so he asked me if I would help and I just took over because they were. My friend was kind of retarded about basketball, but had I just shown up and said, hey, I got no ties to this league, but I'd love to coach one of the teams. Somebody should throw me in jail for two years. Have you ever played basketball? No, just in like junior high and stuff. I played a lot, but never like, you know, okay, get out of here, you weirdo. You're just wanting to be around kids. One of the parents wanted to coach, but he didn't have time. He loved me because I had the group of kids that was. They had the draft for the tryouts and there were like 14 left that nobody picked and they made a team out of them. That was my crew. We were the Bad News Bears. We were. We were not good. But we did win a game against the best team because I was motivating. It was like Gene Hackman, but I drank as much as the other coach. Good stuff. But if you want to be around children and you don't have any of your own, that would be like if I all of a sudden said, if I was on the air one day, Hoff Brand would be like, you know, I've been working with this youth group. You immediately be going, what are you doing? Why? I just love being around them. Like 13 year old kids in the house. All day. It's like. So Brett would be immediately like, I'm gonna put a stop to that. Yep. I can't do it. No kids. No kids means you stay. No kids. You can help. You can't be part of. That's it. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett]

Of course [e-mail] people asking about the word for seven o'. Clock. It's clams, clams, clams. This one says John, did you read that that Tubby also worked at a collector's market in the toy department selling toys. So he was always around kids. Yeah, that's another thing, working at a toy store. Keep your eyes on those guys. That's who we have to keep our eyes on. Judge away. That book needs to be judged by its cover immediately. Works 95% of the time. That works. Always judge. Which ones do you want to get on the list?

[John Holmberg]

Ghost Inside Sleep Token Non Point, Whole Doll Parts But It's Whole Corn. Metallica Escape for Fake Daddy Fake Baby Daddy Royal Blood Trouble Ministry. Lies, Lies, Lies for Fake Baby Broad Dirt House, George Michael. Freedom for Fake Baby.

[Brett]

One thing we're not concentrating on is that the guy's off the hook. Yeah, and he was a stand up dude that was even going to raise a fake baby. So if you have.

[John Holmberg]

Freedom's pretty good, but the problem is he's going back.

[Brett]

Yeah, he's sticking around for. According to that article, he's staying. Oh my God. I like this. Oh, I only Lie When I Love you by Royal Blood okay, Toledo, just put it in. That's a good. That's a good call right there, Richard. And it's for our friend Old Dip over there. Good kid. We like him. This is a great song too. If you don't know this one, go grab this. How'd we get so darkest? I think that's off the ep. That is such a great song. I only Lie when I love you. It's royal blood. It's your wake up song. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was. Was funny. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? We are just about ready for that next word we're going to hand over to you, and that will be the 8 o' clock word. Because the 7 o' clock word's already gone. Clams. I'm putting the clams in the can. Find out what's next. I kind of like title. Nine clams in the can. That's on the appetizer list. That's the next word you get to clams on the can. Guy Ferry should do it. Clams in a trash can. Money. All right, the 8 o' clock word is sitting right in front of me. I'll give it to you in just a little bit. In the meantime, we start this all off. Oh, by the way, this guy says open. We had the chat about the sex dolls that are getting AI personalities. And all I said was, hey, let me just. It's the. It's the. My friend had the great joke of the prequel to the movie Last of the Mohicans. Should have been, hey, has anyone noticed there's a lot less Mohicans as it's starting to show before we get down to the last one, just as the guys shining a light on it. Ladies developing fake women out there to take your place. I don't think you're doing it. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says Chat GPT is adding an erotica feature just for adults starting in December. For lonely or titillated men. It may seem tempting, but is it a good idea? So it's basically chat GPT's erotica, because right now you have to kind of go to those weird sites. You pay and it's not right. Larry and I were joking around that one day and it's hilarious. Chat GPT, if you've ever had a conversation with us, pretty good. It says, human behavior being what it is, there's always going to be a market for erotica, titillation and pornography. An open invitation to feed AI the algorithms and have you give your secret fantasies to a computer. Then it develops the relationship with, I know you like this. I know you like that. We talked about this before. Now it says your most private desires can likely be used to influence, manipulate, or sell to you somewhere down the line. Which sounds creepy until you realize you do that with every other aspect of your Internet life. Oh, I just bought some. I bought candles for the eighth time. This thing realizes this dude's into candles. So now all of your sales are going to be directed hyper focused on candles. Says everything you share with chatbots could become public as well. Flirting with chat GPT doesn't seem so titillating anymore. Or does it? It's not going to stop anybody. They put warnings on cigarettes that say this will kill you. People still smoked. You put a warning on. There goes, hey, some of the stuff you say might go public. Yeah, but I'm warning that now. I'll worry about that after. If Chachi PT is going to talk dirty to me and get to know me. I'm just saying, ladies, maybe stop using your vaginas as currency and start giving them away for free every once in a while. So these. So at least there's a fight when they build these robots because technology's way ahead of the game. We're about three years away from this being a real thing.

[Brady]

Wait for those conversations to come out.

[Brett]

And nobody's gonna care because everybody will be doing it. It. The other thing I saw last night was the flying cars. You know how we've been excited about that. They're going on sale in 2027.

[Brady]

$287,000.

[Brett]

Something like that was like 250. Yeah, well, the ones they were showing was this one looked like kind of a Tesla with the wings folded up. And I think that was over 300. But they're going for like you're going to. We're going to see those.

[Brady]

Great.

[John Holmberg]

Wait till the snowbirds get a hold of those.

[Brett]

You think they'll be on the market? Well, he's not wrong. It's going to be young Internet billionaires and people with money.

[John Holmberg]

People.

[Brett]

Yeah, people with money and old people might be like, I'm trying it before I go. And hell be damned on who I kill. I don't care. So we're gonna. That is crazy to me. When I saw that, I figured we're still technology. No, they're ready. It's just about production and a marketplace. So if they can get some pre orders in there, they said they can get these things up and running in 2027. And keep in mind the wild.

[Brady]

I wonder you have to get a pilot's license.

[Brett]

I don't know. I don't know. They have to make concessions on how to do it because it's not like it's a flying machine. So yeah, you got to get above. But the wild west is above us. That's what's going to be. That's what's going to create. When we lift up above, we're gonna.

[Brady]

Have layers of traffic. Yeah, just like the movies.

[John Holmberg]

Yep, but imagine crashes up there.

[Brett]

Oh, the snowbirds bashing into each other.

[John Holmberg]

Like crash up dirt.

[Brett]

And it's propellers.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we're screwed.

[Brett]

So those things won't just hover and wait for the cops to come. They're coming down on the ground. Yeah, Brett's probably right. Brett's got a little bit of a realist's attitude. I'm still thinking of this utopia. Jetsons never crashed them when they did.

[John Holmberg]

I know. The stoplights in the air and stuff. That's not happening.

[Brett]

Sprocket. Sorry about that, Mr. Spacely. What are you doing, Jetson? And they're walking around in space. You don't realize when they crash, their cars just hovered above. They never like failed. You're gonna pay for this, Jetson. Sorry, Mr. Spradigan. Oh, geez, Paisley. I didn't get to work. You son of a. That was the episode I remember. Basically lost. I never liked you, Jensen. You're fired. Anyway, so it's. But think of that. It's October 2025 strikes.

[Brady]

Oh, running out of gas.

[Brett]

Oh, you're talking about women. Oh, no. It's October 2025. And they said that there is a very reasonable chance. These are in the Air in 2027. Sold and purchased. That's crazy, Brady. When we started this show, there was barely Internet. Think of that. That is crazy about that too. Oh, some of the. Some of the websites I went to when I was first in college. Like in 99 when this show started, we were just ending the Napster debate. Oh my God. On whether or not. You know, I'm not sure we should do this anymore. I still had dial up Internet at home. Oh yeah. It was hardly a thing. Newspapers on the front porch. It was like. And I. We had this talk a couple weeks ago, but what my grandpa born in 1908. Like, cars weren't everywhere yet. You gotta remember there wasn't a ton of asphalt for cities, but not a ton all over. There were no, you know, tied together freeway systems. There were no planes. There was no.

[Brady]

Gramps went from Columbus to Yellowstone on foot. It was dirt road.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

35 miles.

[Brett]

Yeah. He rode. He wrote a woman. It was hobo sack. He had a hobo sack. And he wrote a slave to Yosemite. And that was not that long ago. But you think about a month and a half in 1908. My grandpa was born and was. You know, his parents were marveling at the automobile. 25 years later they had this conversation around fire and beans. You believe that they're going to start putting us in those planes and starting to try to get us to go from here to there in pl. Are you out of here? I'm never getting one of those, you know, those conversations. And then the Brett over there, back in the olden times, eating his beans. This is going to be a disaster when broad start flying those things. We'll never let a woman fly a plane. That was when things were great.

[John Holmberg]

And we've seen what happened.

[Brett]

Yeah. And then. And then they put one that throws.

[John Holmberg]

It up there and think it throws it down.

[Brett]

Okay. That was like 19, what, 34.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Not much has changed.

[Brett]

So since. Since 1908 to 1934. My grandpa was born in 1908. No. No planes. No commercial travel. We weren't doing that. We had planes, but they weren't for us yet. 1934, they tried to let abroad fly to Africa. It didn't work, but they tried it. She dirted that one. She'd been ridiculousness. Now this one says flying cars will be the end of China. The way they drive. Holy cow. It will be population control for China for the first millennia of flying cars. But there they are. And you know, if prop flying planes are there, they're already working on the, you know, the jets or I don't know what else they'd use. The hovercraft of some sort. It's crazy.

[Brady]

The flying hellcat.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett]

There was no reason for that other than that making Brett laugh. Brett's already the bad guy. Flying around. When women get up there on my road, gotta get milk. Flying Hellcat. God damn it. Anyway. So you think 2027 sounds like it's a while. It's a year. That's nuts. I for one am going to be. We're going to see it. Maybe not. Brady. We're gonna see it, boys. We're gonna see it. The three of us for sure. That's crazy. And just the test markets. That to me is the same.

[Brady]

So now people living like in high rise. Will it be like docking stations?

[Brett]

Probably Great.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Your parking spot. You don't have to use elevators anymore. That's the noise I want to hear in my lifetime. Floating around. We went from driverless cars to floating cars. And they said that driverless flying cars are within the next five to seven years. This is. We're on a. Sooner than that. Maybe we're on a Fast track, man.

[John Holmberg]

We can't even get Waymo to drive by themselves on the freeway yet.

[Brett]

They're getting there.

[John Holmberg]

I know.

[Brett]

They're not there yet. They've started. That's more our problem.

[John Holmberg]

They're still drivers.

[Brett]

You have to have a driver. They're a year off on that one, and that's because of us. Yeah, exactly. Right.

[John Holmberg]

But imagine it up there.

[Brett]

I know you're not rushing when the broads get up there, all right? What? What? Especially when the broads get up there.

[John Holmberg]

You've seen Amelia.

[Brett]

I want up there.

[John Holmberg]

You've seen how this ended.

[Brett]

You're gonna be like, look, Amelia, let the man handle this for a minute. We'll take the punches of the first few crashes, work out the kinks. Then you can take our perfectly awesome flying cars and ditch those.

[John Holmberg]

I'm staying down here.

[Brett]

You're gonna get hit by a flying lady.

[Brady]

Yeah, you'd be the first.

[Brett]

I'd rather be up there. It's gonna be raining ladies. Ladies and metal parts anyway. Can you imagine, though? I mean, like, you see those old videos of the first people that watched? There was a dude. We have videotape of the dude tried to teach himself to fly, jumping off the Eiffel Tower.

[Brady]

Yeah. The tailor.

[Brett]

Flying suits. I said, well, I'll fly someday. Watch this. And he go, oh, man. That. And his. That video of him doing that kind of rock back and forth going, I don't have a lot of confidence in this outfit. It was just a quilt he put on his back.

[Brady]

It was a wool parachute.

[Brett]

It was his realistic bat wings. It was when Wile E. Coyote got those green wings, flew for a little bit.

[Brady]

Well, it. Yeah, he got one flap out of it. Yeah. It didn't.

[John Holmberg]

He wasn't that great of a company. It was like the team move of the day, you know?

[Brett]

Hack Me was the original Team W. Coyote could not resist. Those Instagram ads are. Are compelling. But you remember, like, you see those videos of the first people that watched a movie and they lost their minds. And the first people that gathered around to watch planes, like, what's happening? We're living that every day. And I'm unlike Brett. I'm not scared of it. I love it. He's got valid complaints. Oh, yeah. Old people and women. I'm with him on that. And I'll even borrow one of his phrases. Maro. I don't necessarily want to see the aftermath, but the first couple test flights, I want to. I'm going to be there, clapping, going, this is it. This is what's going to happen next.

[John Holmberg]

As soon as the Saskatchewan plates hit above east mesa in the air, I'm out.

[Brady]

Any.

[Brett]

Anything with a maple leaf on it, I'm out. No way. You see those? They're going to take her up in the air. Belly. They're going up Saskatchewan. Airborne.

[John Holmberg]

My other home is in Manitoba.

[Brett]

Christ. The bumper sticker. And you'll just see a bunch of old people roasting like porkopolis is back in business up on those power lines. We're going to lose power an awful lot. I ran into the power lines. They got to get rid of these things. I can't even see them. You're supposed to be above them. What are you flying at 13ft for? I don't know how that works. I miss cars.

[Brady]

They're lost.

[Brett]

Yeah, they get lost. There's no signs up here. Well, you know where camelback mountain is. You know I'm bad with direction. Oh, God. Why would you do that? Where do we live? Where are you? I don't know. Who's Tom mix? I'm next to his memorial. Like you're way far away. How'd you get out there? Didn't you notice the city disappeared? Yes. This thing doesn't do.

[Brady]

Left already. Start the no text and fly signs rather than driving.

[Brett]

And Brett's right. The docking stations that you brought up. Brady. Broads flying around. It's gonna make the world look like 9, 11 every day smashing in the sides of buildings. This is said as Brett. Broads flying around up there when it's raining.

[John Holmberg]

Oof.

[Brett]

That. He's got a point. Yeah. Brett will be working on his chevelle. You guys go up there. I'll be down here where it's safe.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly.

[Brett]

Meanwhile, just broads flying.

[Brady]

Look up.

[Brett]

Don't look up. You're gonna. This thing's gonna kill you. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, sorry. The word for 8 o' clock is tour. T o u r. Tour, World tour, Tour of Italy. Tour T o u r is the 8 o' clock word. Pop it in your promo code there on our app, and then maybe you'll take it in the app. Thousand bucks going out the door to somebody. And all you got to do is put the word tour in at 8 o' clock and you're qualified. Simple as that. That. Time for the Brady report. It's brought to you by our [e-mail]. that's where you get your beautiful shades. Today is a perfect example of what it's like to not have sun directly on you. And how wonderful that is if you've got a space in your backyard, front yard, side yard, windows, garage, anywhere you want to make shade. You want to build your own little pergola for shade, you can do that, too. If you got a business, you got anything, All Pro Shade can handle it. And they will make your place better. It's a beautification program. They make it look like it fits. They don't just slap it on the side of your house. House. It is perfect. It looks like it's supposed to be there. That adds property value. All of it's good. Get rid of that annoying glare at your house and call all pro shade now. Allprochade.com Brady report it good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello, world. Happy National Nut Day. All right, a couple of basis fun facts. Judas Priest recorded the British steel album at a home that was owned by Ringo Starr. For the sound of marching feet in the song Metal Gods, they used a tray of cutlery from Ringo's kitchen. And for the shattering glass effect and breaking the law, they smashed milk bottles that a milkman had brought to Ringo. Huh.

[Brett]

How about that?

[Brady]

Stan Lee originally planned on the incredible hull being gray, but because of the issues with ink colors, it changed them to green.

[Brett]

Oh, two in a row of really interesting facts. By the way, this guy says you always mention the first people see a movie or look up and see planes because I always picture Mozart performing back before music wasn't anything. Plopping a bunch of people in a room. And they said, like him playing. You're like, oh, my God. The whole thing, it's all different. It's. It's. I'm. My eyes get like pie plates when I think of what's coming. Because I'm too. It's because I'm dumb. Dumb people. Only dumb people do what I do. Which is wow. Because we're too stupid to figure it out. So we wait for it to happen and then we. Most of us are that though the.

[Brady]

Word for one piece of ravioli.

[Brett]

Ravou.

[Brady]

Raviola.

[Brett]

Oh. Do you know that, Brett?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, but who's gonna eat one? Come on.

[Brett]

I'm not eating a raviollo. I think better be the size of my head.

[Brady]

According to a new survey from dating.com 59 of single people say Halloween is one of the hardest days of the year.

[John Holmberg]

Hardest.

[Brady]

Yeah. Loneliest.

[Brett]

Okay, everybody's got to stop interviewing lonely people about when they're loneliest. It's every holiday.

[Brady]

Nearly 80% admit to feeling lonely on October thir first.

[Brett]

Now ask him about October 30th they'll give you the same answer. They're lonely and more than half say.

[Brady]

They'Ve cried after the opening the door to trick or treaters.

[Brett]

Well, what they are is. I'll tell you what they are. No, there's. That's the layman's perfect. That's the perfect description. But what they really are is people who don't like being adults. Life isn't working out for them and they miss. When they were carefree children, adulting got hard for them. So they cry at Halloween. And then now ask them, like, how do you feel on November 1st? Still pretty depressed. It must be Halloween's fault. No, at a certain point it's yours. I'm depressed all the time, now that I think about it. Yeah. And then when people come over to the house and see how miserable you are, you blame Halloween for being more depressed, but it's still your fault. I suffer from it. They say they'll tell you that all the time. You go to a therapist, you go to anybody, announce it to you suffer from depression, like of course I do. I'm a human being. Have you seen it out there? Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

Maybe this will help some of the lonely Halloween people. There's a. This product designer at Meta just put out his own app that makes it look like you went to a Halloween party. It uses AI to create fake photos of you in costumes with other people partying around you. The app just came out this month and it's not specifically for Halloween. It's called Endless Summer because it's mainly meant to fake fake vacation pictures.

[Brett]

Oh geez.

[Brady]

It just uploads your face. Bring on the flying cars.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be fly out of here. Yeah. Aren't all vacation pictures sort of fake though? Like you were there really?

[Brady]

Well, now you can actually.

[Brett]

Now you can actually have fake ones.

[Brady]

Location.

[Brett]

All of them are a show. It's performative. There you go. That's the word.

[Brady]

This 50 year old line cook in Florida named Carlos Got Berg was arrested after stealing two cookbooks earlier this month. He took them from a place where he worked. It was a Venezuelan Venezuelan restaurant called Mordesco Miami.

[Brett]

That means boats to Miami. I'm gonna put a stop to that. Good luck, Venezuela.

[Brady]

He also works at a sandwich and smoothie shop. They don't sell the Venezuelan food, but it's unclear why. Took the cookbooks but since they were secret recipes, that's a felony in Florida. He's looking at five years in prison.

[John Holmberg]

But he's still from Colonel Sanders or something? I mean, Jesus.

[Brady]

Secret recipe.

[Brett]

Well, you know, they're serious about their powders and salts down there in Venezuela.

[Brady]

Yeah. In Florida, the theft of trade secrets is a felony.

[Brett]

Damn right.

[Brady]

That Internet outage that we had the other day, there's a company called Eight Sleep, they make bed frames that tilt along with the $2,000 mattress. Well, when it happened at 12:00am Pacific Time, 3:00am Eastern Time, people that had those beds, whatever position in, they stayed asleep. So if it was. You're up at midnight and you're watching TV or something had to tilt it up.

[Brett]

You got to stay there. There. Yep. What's the purpose?

[Brady]

It's just it was a. The bed frame was on you on the Amazon web system. So when that shut down, whatever got it place that position that bed was in, it stayed until it was fixed.

[Brett]

So your bed is tied to the Internet?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, everything.

[Brett]

I know, everything. You use an app. Why?

[John Holmberg]

I thought it was gonna be like the Exorcist where it starts.

[Brett]

Yeah, that would have been awesome. It's just some of them smart homes, hydraulics. But your bed, it's part of that.

[Brady]

Is it?

[Brett]

For a lot of people it is. It's. But it wasn't broken. But it wasn't broken.

[Brady]

I agree.

[Brett]

Like, is it monitoring your sleep? Do you have a. One of those positional beds, the hospital beds. They're awesome. Where you can move up and down. I love it. But I don't know, it's the. Easy if you plug it in and a little motor goes. Same as it would if the Internet did it. I just don't have to use my phone for it. I got a little remote. And the only time it's bad is if the power goes out.

[Brady]

Yeah. The thing they tie in is it can also control the temperature of your bed.

[Brett]

But I'll tell you this. I'm also not so lazy as to watch television in a 90 degree bed position. I just sit there. I would be like leaned up against the back. I'm not going to. Well, I'm laying down, but I need to be. I don't have any stomach muscles. I can't sit up. This is hard.

[Brady]

Well, it's almost H and H ranch season, isn't it?

[Brett]

Yeah, it starts tonight. Sun's are in, so. But that's not down there. Oh, no, no. You just get drunk and fall down. You end up. You end up sleeping wherever you end up.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett]

You're just happy if you hit the bed. Sometimes Hopkins is like. You end up touching feet like How'd you get in here.

[Brady]

Ever? Go bring it in, John.

[Brett]

We've had. We've had some drunken hugs. I love this place. I love you, man. You're the best. You too, Doug. Let's do commercials together. Okay. There's no reason for that, but. All right.

[Brady]

This woman named Denise Bacon has Parkinson's disease and she had brain surgery done. But she was playing the clarinet while they were working on her.

[Brett]

I've seen that. They make them do guitars and they can work it. Right.

[Brady]

She's 65 years old. So they know what part of the brain.

[Brett]

Yeah, right.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah. And while they're doing it, experienced instant improvement in her finger movements as the doctor stimulated her brain with the electrical current.

[Brett]

I watched a lady playing guitar video. They were doing brain surgery and she was playing a guitar and they would tap something and she could. She could do things she couldn't do before. It was awesome to watch like a little electric something or others would go into the brain and her fingers would. Would. They could make her do things like faster. It's awesome.

[Brady]

Got this 5 year old kid in New Jersey, Ryan Ramos. He's got a strange fandom over the former president Jimmy Carter. So for his fifth birthday, that was the theme. They've got Jimmy Carter cutouts.

[Brett]

What were you saying earlier about books? Wait a minute. He's a five year old. Five year old Jimmy Carter.

[Brady]

There's a picture of him with his Jimmy Carter.

[Brett]

He's already put him in jail for a couple years. What is going on? What are you encouraging that for?

[Brady]

Check this picture out.

[Brett]

Here he is cute for a minute.

[Brady]

Here he's at. He's got the inflatable shiny number five. And then there's a cut out of.

[Brett]

He's got a T shirt on that says Carter 76 for president.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Where do you find this stuff? He is well, the Jimmy Carter. And you know. You know what you don't see in any of these pictures? This kid's birthday party. Father friends.

[John Holmberg]

Jelly beans.

[Brett]

Yeah, he's eating them all. I mean. No, that was. Reagan had jelly beans.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm just saying.

[Brett]

Yeah, nobody's ever.

[Brady]

You said. Well, evidently it started when he met three years old. Jar of peanut butter.

[Brett]

I got you now. I thought you meant that he was retarded. I was kind of with you on that. Reagan had the jelly babies and he is. Or he's got a daddy problem and he's already wildly homosexual and wants a sugar daddy. I've seen this at Michael and Troy's house.

[Brady]

What?

[Brett]

Yeah. They have not five, not five year olds. Dudes who look like they weren't. They're not long from five. Okay, maybe 19. And they show up with dudes and they're like, that may be in their 80s. And they've got a Rolls Royce and the dude climbs out of it and he is from the kingdom of Twink. It's. They're awesome. That's the most fun.

[Brady]

Did you see that?

[Brett]

A little bit. At Super Queen's house. Oh, Super Queen had a bunch of that going on. Oh, yeah. Our engineer, Super Queen, had that party and you saw a few of the older dudes with these wildly young boys. I'd do that. Hell, yeah. I was gay. I'd get one of them smooth young twinks.

[John Holmberg]

Be like the end of Boogie Nights with throwing firecrackers every five seconds.

[Brett]

It would be awesome.

[Brady]

Got a couple of radio videos. Freak show day.

[Brett]

All right.

[Brady]

Yeah, been back on it.

[Brett]

Well, he was giggling. He was doing that. Brady, I'm not sure this is good with God. Laugh while he's watching him this morning.

[Brady]

Oh, it's not.

[Brett]

Oh, boy. Brace yourself for my videos today.

[Brady]

That's just on the last one.

[Brett]

All right, here we go.

[Brady]

It's been a while.

[Brett]

Oh, sorry. Jesus. Good setup. All right, come on.

[Brady]

First one is Kung Fu Master.

[Brett]

Okay. While we're waiting for the video to load, tour is the word for eight o'. Clock. You've got about. What is that, 25 minutes. Is that right? Yeah, 25 minutes until that shuts down tour. T O U R here's Kung Fu Master walking. Okay, this is number two. What is this one? That's the guy walking down the street.

[Brady]

With an arm coming out of his.

[Brett]

Oh, he's got an arm growing out.

[Brady]

Of maybe that Aaron Presley.

[Brett]

Wait, he's got an arm and shoulder growing out of his stomach.

[Brady]

It's like elf.

[Brett]

And that arm is.

[Brady]

And there might be another baby arm over there.

[Brett]

Yeah, there's a baby arm on the arm. It appears. And that is, my friends, when you drink too much water in that country, that's half Pakistan or something. What was it called with. With Elvis?

[John Holmberg]

Parasitic twin.

[Brett]

That ain't a parasitic twin, man.

[John Holmberg]

Like, somebody put the quo picture next to it.

[Brett]

It's quo.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

How do you find clothes? And he cuts the middle out. Like he's got. Like he's Ezekiel Elliott with his abs. Pull your shirt down.

[Brady]

You know, Is that as.

[Brett]

Is that his wiener? What?

[Brady]

Why is he holding that bug?

[Brett]

He's begging for money. No, he's begging for cash. Oh, you think he's dripping.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And he's got a drip bucket. Oh, that's a big.

[Brady]

You think that's the one thing he cares about in the world?

[Brett]

I better keep the streets clean here in Crap Town. I live in Crap Crapistan and I've got another body growing out of me. But last thing I want to do is shoot crab growing. The last thing I want to do is drip on these beautiful streets treats. Wow. That is crazy. Yeah. I think that's his begging bucket.

[Brady]

Oh, here's the kung fu master.

[Brett]

This is a little Asian person with I don't know what's going on here. His arms look like spider legs. He's leaning on a crutch. His legs are no better. And he's hitting a pretty good skills. Does he? Considering. Considering the fact he's alive. Yeah. What would Jack Jay say to that.

[Brady]

Kid when he walked in?

[Brett]

Detective Black, Stay in the house at all times. We're closed. Never put your stuff. Yeah, we're close. We went out of business. If this was a tactical black guy, I'm pretty sure Jay would be like, you can work the bag over there all you want. I'm not gonna touch you. Go crazy. Go crazy on one of the heavy bags. But he's swinging both his weird. I'm surprised those bones and those arms don't just shatter. Oh, I don't know what we have here. Right.

[Brady]

This is a new one.

[Brett]

This is Star wars character. It looks like it's like a rat.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Burned hot dog skin on the face of a man who also has somewhat of a rat shaped face. Is that his nose or a tumor? That's a tumor. That's a lipo. That ain't a lipoma. That's telling him you're gonna die today. Give it another year.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you.

[Brett]

Give it another year. And Brady will be speaking. He's on those websites a lot. And some dude comes over to his house, just starts squeezing it. He's like the Dr. Pimple Popper of India. Thank you. Oh, his nostrils. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

And the last one.

[Brett]

Thanks for that, Brady. That's a nightmare.

[Brady]

Kenny Loggins is an update on our useless. Kenny Loggins.

[Brett]

Farhan Raza. Farhan Raza on Instagram. He is ahead on a pile of body parts. That is his body. He's got a Rolex on. Here comes a guy to come unfold him. And off his pillow lays him down. So this pile of body parts got to put him back in his wheelchair. The head is perfect. It's actually quite beautiful. How does he come Down a rocky surface like that. They push him around. The whole country's that way. And so they're folding them up. Look at him pick him up. He's got his arms, legs, he's bundling him up. He's got. He's got a pile of body parts that do not work. Looks like Russell Brand just throws the bag over and he just chucks the man over the top. Hay bales over on this wheelchair now. Right after. We all believe that, don't we? I'm in the wheelchair now. I don't have any use. All my parts are useless, aren't they? Yes, they are.

[Brady]

Right?

[Brett]

And I can't. I can't feed myself, can I? And they've got beautiful music. Like this is some sort of loving moment. Kenny, high fives.

[Brady]

High fives.

[John Holmberg]

Hair though.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I mean, look, his beard, man, his face looks like it's been through a filter. It's gorgeous.

[John Holmberg]

Like Jared Leto almost.

[Brett]

That hair is spectacular. His skin is flawless.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

The rest of them, though, is just.

[John Holmberg]

Seems a little bit.

[Brett]

It's wreckage. It literally is something you'd find in plane wrecks. What's that? 36, 000 followers.

[Brady]

Farhan Raza.

[Brett]

Look at.

[Brady]

He's 30 years old.

[Brett]

Old, yeah. How did he make Rolex too? How did he make. And he's just gotta constantly be covered in his own because there's nothing aimed in the right direction. His legs fold over themselves like. Like a pretzel. He's got churros for arms, but his head is perfect. Man, this is. This is hard to look at, you know? I hope they're pushing him off a cliff because that's the only right thing to do. Put him back in that wheelchair and shove the biggest hill you've got in Crap. Crapistan. And push him down it. All right, Brett Brady's freak show is over.

[John Holmberg]

I will start off mild then.

[Brett]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Anybody watches OP Live, you can imagine this. This would be like Hayes in Arkansas. Chief Taylor's chasing this guy down in Arkansas.

[Brett]

We catch you, you run. We get you, it's guaranteed. Well, that's a high speed chase. Oh, he's on a motorcycle. Cop goes in front of the motorcycle. It's a rainy day. He looks over his shoulder. He's got a helmet cam on. He's going probably 100 miles an hour. Cops in front of him. Oh, they're next to him and in front of him. Oh, the cops, they're gonna. Whoa. They pit maneuvered the motorcycle head. Watch. Ah, they just run him over. What did this Guy do? Yeah, Al was right.

[John Holmberg]

We don't know what he did, but.

[Brett]

Terrible stuff for the cops to go just run him over.

[John Holmberg]

You don't run from Hazen, Arkansas.

[Brett]

The cop right in front of him was like, where'd he go? You don't run in Hazen, Arkansas. We're gonna catch it. Hey, you got. You're gonna meet Dan Abrams. How you doing? Cuff him. He keeps saying ow. That's an understatement. The owl we pitman here in the motorcycle. You run in haze and you get caught in haze.

[John Holmberg]

We don't know what happened here, but this happened on the back of a scooter.

[Brett]

Oh, the back of his head is sliced wide open at the neck. He fell off a moped. There's no doubt. Toledo. Is he your tour guide? Yeah. Moped him to the hospital immediately. Hold on tight. Quit taking pictures of it.

[Brady]

Let me get a close up and.

[John Holmberg]

Post this on the ground. Rams.

[Brett]

Yeah, there's no doubt he fell off that moped. And half of his head from behind has been sliced off. He's leaning on the driver of the moped and they're just.

[Brady]

They just stacked him on the moped. That was the only way to get him to hospital.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, well, he fell off a moped and then got back on to go to the hospital. They only have mopeds is the point there. That had to happen.

[John Holmberg]

This one's titled Toledo's ex on Saturday.

[Brady]

Oh, no.

[Brett]

Oh, she's screaming. Oh, it's a dominatrix with a naked man. He's laying on his back. Oh, she just punched him in the. Oh, she's punching him in the goods. Oh, she's. She's speed bagging that thing. Don't you move. Don't. You should move. You should move out of the neighborhood. Oh, my God. She is just. She is Floyd Mayweathering it.

[Brady]

Look at that.

[Brett]

She's shoe shining right there.

[Brady]

Oh, I see.

[John Holmberg]

You can find that on sickjunk.com.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Brett]

Work the body. Work the body. The head will fall. Oh, my God. What is going on out there? I get that flying car, I'm going to Venus.

[John Holmberg]

I think this is video from your day at the ballpark yesterday.

[Brett]

No, that's not gay. Okay, Guy with his shirt off, screaming, getting the crowd all pumped up. A girl takes hers off. Nice. Now we've got something.

[John Holmberg]

Now that's the way it should be.

[Brett]

How it goes. If your husband flashes, you should be required to do it as well. Well done, lady. That's good, wife.

[John Holmberg]

And now this is called Chinese police justice. And the commentating, apparently, is what makes it worth it. And it is clean.

[Brett]

Okay, here we go. Chinese police justice. Here we go. With a elevator door opens. Excuse for a human trying to sexually assault this woman. But thank God the police officer showed up in time. But takes a shot to the dome. Angry because his plans have been ruined. Trying to sexually assault this woman. But now he's getting assaulted in return. Rightfully so. The cops like, welcome to China, mother. Now the cops about to throw down some more as he continues to bash his face in. And now how's it feel to me? Defenseless. Takes shots to his teeth. He's got summer teeth. Some are there, some are gone. Just handing out a complimentary MC knuckle sandwich buffet as this idiot takes a couple of shots in the spare ribs. Oh, man. This while you're defenseless. And now taking a beating. Couple knees to the dome. It's a knee buffet as well. The cops like, you want some more? It's unfortunate. Didn't end with some leticillin nuggets to the dome. But a couple more shots for good measure. This is just the appetite prison system where he'll have to protect this egg roll from each 24. Seven he's taken. Dude is in the elevator and he's taking him floor to floor and beating the tar out of him. And then the doors open. He closes them and starts the beating again.

[Brady]

This egg roll.

[Brett]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

All right, now this one. This one's especially for you.

[Brett]

All right? Oh, no. Oh, it's an eyeball. Oh, it's an eyeball.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

Well, there's a pee pee. I've done that. I told you that on purpose. Yeah. A guy finished in the. Intentionally in an iron ball. Thank you. Thank you.

[Brady]

That's it.

[Brett]

Yeah. I had a girl long time ago who was like, it was when porn was vhs.

[John Holmberg]

Okay?

[Brett]

And she said, let's watch one and do what they do. I'm like, all right, I'm game. So we start watching it, and at the end, the girl in the porn pries her eyes open with her fingers. And I'm like, what in the heck? And then the dude does exactly what we just watched. And I was expected to do the same. Evidently, they have some sort of, you know, visine layer on their eyes and porn. Because she immediately went into, like, some sort of terrifying burn situation or I shoot acid. You turn bright red. Was bad. I have to admit, I laughed heartily on the ride home. It's 8:28. There you go. Those are some winners right there, boys. Good videos today. The word for the 8 o' clock hour is tour. T O U R. And you can win some money from us. You can steal a thousand bucks. It's right in our app. And you can take it in the app. That's how it works. Tour is the 8 o' clock word. We'll have another at 9. You got 12 minutes to get that one figured out. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? The word coming up at 9 o'. Clock. I mean tear 8 o' clock clock out of the book. There we go. Say great word. I like to crumble up on it. Very Jim Rome. It's a great word. We have another great word coming up at 9. You'll be ready for that. Your little thumbs ready to hit the four letters. Is a four letter word. Not a dirty four letter word though. Those are my favorite. So it's kind of a crappy day. That was unexpected. They said maybe AM showers. Well, yeah, you got a whole bunch of those. And I think it is is appropriate to have this gloomy Gus Gray day over. What is Suns 2025 basketball home opener. All right.

[Brady]

I saw yesterday the NBA ticket is now.

[Brett]

Yeah, you can buy it.

[Brady]

Thousand bucks.

[Brett]

Well, they do something that's on five different platforms. Yeah. You can download it onto everything. Each game. Every single game. And you can do.

[Brady]

And you can have the other one that's like 2000.

[Brett]

Yeah, there's stuff that they do all sorts of different things. It's not worth it. Nobody's gonna watch Charlotte play Milwaukee. By the way. Milwaukee is so such a sexless, disgusting town of gross people that they have their new jerseys. They did. Now a lot of the times they'll do it like we have the El Valley and you know, Suns jerseys that are specific to the PHX and stuff like that. And then Charlotte has the CLT and some of them have. Portland has Rip City. They have like city nicknames because there's nothing sexy or sexual in Milwaukee at all. Their new jerseys are just a map of Milwaukee with the outline of Wisconsin and it says Cream City on top of their. I'm like, come on, nobody said don't do this. The Cream City Bucks. Why? Where daring. We're a dairy town. Yeah, but other people think of that different. No. Let me show you the Internet you're probably unfamiliar with. When you Google cream, something else comes up because you're a Dairy farmer, all of you.

[Brady]

Cream City Cheese Town would have been better.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Home of Cheese. Or just, mm, delicious cheese.

[John Holmberg]

Just.

[Brett]

Or just. How about just Milwaukee written across your shirt? Cream City. When Cream City plays the CLT of Charlotte. Look at these. These things are brutal. Now that's a different one. There's another one that's worse. That's. That's like you should be scooping ice cream if you wear a Cream City. They have another one. Motorola. Yeah, they have. Well, they have logos on their jerseys now, but they have Cream City jerseys that are different too, that just have the. It's even more kind of ice cream shopish.

[Brady]

Yeah, that one's not. That's not creamy enough.

[Brett]

But it says Cream City and that's just weird. You can't have Cream City or. Yeah, I'll find it. You can't do it. I mean, so you're known for Dairy H Town and they got that down there in Houston. They got a few of them. But I'm sure New Orleans will have Big Easy and it's just a way to sell shirts. But Cream City's the best you got. Just stick with Milwaukee till you come up with a better city nickname. Nothing in Milwaukee. Cream. I don't even know if they're for sale or. They have to be for sale.

[John Holmberg]

Well, yeah, that was what they were showing us.

[Brett]

Milwaukee's got like, kind of cool uniforms most of the time. Yeah. What you're looking at. Yeah, they're up there. It's. It's gross. But basketball's back tonight. And don't, don't let anyone tell you that this Sun's team is going to be like. I was talking to Kevin Ray, son's announcer pal, Kevin Ray, and he's like, Johnny, I think they're going to be good. 40, 42 wins. I'm like, that's not good. That's terrible. They are in Vegas. 13% chance of making the playoffs. So that's what you've got to look forward to. So let's just hear it for the boys. Over the last few years, the window has officially shut from championship run 20, 21 to maybe probably a perennial, like 12th, 13th, 14th place team. Now. They could surprise you. You. But no one in their right mind's expecting it. Last year, everybody thought they'd be a top three team in the west and they were terrible. This year's not better, but you are going to hear the words. Dylan Brooks is awesome. A lot in this town because he is. He's a modern day Danny Ainge. Or we had Raja Bell years ago. Guys that would be constantly defending the best player on the other team and pissing them off. And you only like him if he's on your team.

[John Holmberg]

Team like Gary Payton.

[Brett]

Gary. But Gary Payton was also outrageously good at the game. Andy pissed you off. Yeah. Well, the way Rodman would infuriate someone. We've got a guy. Yeah, yeah. Just an enforcer who isn't enforcing. He's just pissing everyone off. If he's on anyone else's team, you hate him. Phoenix is going to have to embrace Dylan because I think he's good. You got Jalen Green. They got a decent group of players. I'm very excited about that Giant. There's the one I was looking at Cream City, and it's just splotches of white blobs all over their shirts.

[John Holmberg]

Up.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's.

[Brett]

It's gross.

[Brady]

Up.

[Brett]

We have four. One four ours. Just say the Valley. That's enough. You know, you just don't need that. It's like having a wrecked cactus written on your shirt. The Cream City.

[John Holmberg]

Cream City's not a stretch for you, John. You already wore a rainbow shirt yesterday.

[Brett]

Hey, hey, hey. Cut it out. That's a cool shirt with my birth year on it. It's not a rainbow. The gays can't have all the rainbow colors. I'm in a gray shirt today with the Suns thing on it. It's in Espanol. Lo Suns. Brady. Very international.

[Brady]

Classy. Very.

[Brett]

Last night I was watching and they're going to use Michael Jordan on the pregame shows a little bit on NBC. And they had a little interview with him before. It was a great story about how he. He hadn't picked up a basketball for a while and he was staying at a guy's house for some event. And that's what I was like, michael Jordan is staying at your house? You cheap mother. Get a room. Why is Michael Jordan staying at someone's house? Well, the dude was loaded. He had a basketball court in his house. And he said for his son, he was showing the basketball. This little boy said, I would love for you to just make a free throw. Would you do that? And Michael's like, all right. For you. I would. And he hadn't done it. And he said, I've never been more nervous shooting a free throw in my life. Like, really? And Mike triggers. Like. He's like, really? Because, yeah, the game different. He said, I was doing this. This kid, like one on one. It was. And he said, I drained it. And he goes, it made my whole week. I just got to please that kid. And I wasn't sure I was going to be able to do it. And he said, but now he said, I don't play basketball at all, ever. He's worried about my Achilles popping. I don't want to have that. I just, I'm done with the game. And then he started to talk about basketball. And here's what I've realized. After watching Wayne Gretzky do the pre games for hockey and Michael Jordan do this for basketball, they are awful at it. There's nothing about it that's fun to listen to. Wayne Gretzky, he's terrible on that show. I think the desk show and I think Jordan's going to be equally as bad. They see things we don't see and they can't explain it. When you're that great at something, you can't tell people, like, this happened and they see bad things that we think are okay. So it's gonna, it's gonna. I think Michael should just ride off into the sunset. Plus, he's very strange looking now. Michael is like, hard to look at. I have something about it.

[Brady]

Red eyes, you know.

[Brett]

Why? Well, because it makes me feel old. I like to think of Michael Jordan. It's the same as when Pamela Anderson started to come out and like, oh, oh, wait a minute. That's not the same one. I remember because your brain, brain has what you want. When I say Pamela Anderson, your brain flashes an image of what you want Pamela Anderson to look like. Like the dude we talked about earlier. Suzanne Summers, ex husband. When he built the sex doll of Suzanne Summers after she died, he didn't build the current one. He built the good one. That was in his mind. When you say Suzanne Summers, the hot one from like 1982, that's what I want Michael Jordan to be when I help.

[Brady]

If he was in his bowls.

[Brett]

No, that would be pathetic.

[Brady]

The warm ups.

[Brett]

Although it'd be the saddest thing in the world if you try to dress him up like he was young. It's like an old version of them I like to keep. And that's not fair to do to them, but I like to keep my, my superstar heroes in that mold of, you know, in the, in the making the, the pumping his fist and watching the Cavaliers walk off the court like the iconic Michael Jordan. I don't like to see the old one.

[John Holmberg]

What about like aan or you know, Tom Brady?

[Brett]

I think helmets change it because I think of the guy in the uniform and his helmet was on. So I never really had like a. Michael was Michael's head. I mean, now it's like if he made shoes of his current head, it would just be a circle. It wouldn't even be like an outline of a silhouette of a head. I don't like when the great ones get up there and start talking about the game. And Wayne Gretzky looks good, looks good still. But he's got. It's not what I picture when I think of Wayne Gretzky. And it's the same. Women always say men don't do that. But when men age poorly, we do the same thing. Things that we hold dear. We don't want to watch them age. It's cruel. It's a cruel thing. And Michael was such a strapping, handsome young man. And he has every right to be older in age and have that. But the same pressure applies to good looking young men when they get old and they don't age well. Same thing we do to women. They age poorly and we say so. We should say so when men do it too. And I don't think Michael looks that good at least because my head always pictures them as the most unbelievable athlete you could ever imagine. It was perfect.

[Brady]

Maybe he'll start seeing that and he'll go under the knife too.

[Brett]

Yeah, maybe he'll start chopping it up and looking like Lindsay Lohan. Either way, sun start tonight. Taking on the Sacramento Kings. And is this the picture you're talking about? That's actually pretty decent picture. Last night he. It's just his eyes and stuff. He doesn't look bad. I just don't want to picture him old. Yeah. When he was on last night, I'm like, oh, Michael's old now.

[Brady]

Weathered, Just old.

[Brett]

Yeah, there's. There's one like those big baggy eyes, another one in the purple. It's just, ah, I don't need to see that. It's not fair because he doesn't look terrible as a human. He just looks terrible because he used to be Michael Jordan. It's not fair.

[Brady]

Who's the actor?

[Brett]

John Amos. He looks a lot like Johnny.

[John Holmberg]

He does.

[Brady]

He does Beastmaster.

[Brett]

There's nothing bad about looking like John Amos. If you didn't like imprint yourself into my brain. It's Mr. McDowell as Michael Jordan. Yeah, he's McDowell's now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And then John Amos is McDowell. I don't want to, I don't want to think of that. I don't think a McDowell's restaurant from coming to America. When I think of Michael Jordan. I want to think of Michael. I wanted to be like Mike. And now I'm like, oh, Michael needs some of that. What do they call that stuff, that Plexaderm. Get those bags out of. Anyway, Suns tonight, Kings. And I'm gonna go over under on the Suns to start. I'm gonna do a fanduel bet and go. I'm gonna say they're under 40 wins for the year. All right, that makes me sad. But they're going to be more fun. And this kid they got out of Duke, which I like to call him, that's not how you actually say it, but it looks like that. So he's going to be something if he can stay healthy. He's one of those. And the best part was watching deandre Ayton suck for the Lakers last night. I think if every Suns fan can get some joy out of this year, watching DeAndre suck for the Lakers is really, really satisfying. Really satisfying. Because he sucked really bad last night for the Lakers. Really bad. He was terrible. And the Lakers aren't going to be very good, which is even better because now King James is going to ride off into the sunset. Except for it's going to be raining and I think that's awesome.

[Brady]

Is his son still on the team?

[Brett]

I didn't even notice. I don't think so. I don't know if he made the team. It's barely still brownie. The word for nine o' clock is bank. B, A N K. Get on that thing, pop that in there, put bank in there and maybe you can take it in the app a little later and make a thousand dollars from your best friends here at 98 KUPD Rock Wars. Coming up, Arizona's most powerful, powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? There's Velvet Revolver there. That thing still kicks ass. Slither. We did that one for the United the Singing Dead a couple years ago and that is just a banger. That's fun. And tickets going fast, surprisingly, for the Night of the Singing Dead. If you want to go grab those, they have the Copper Blues, Desert Ridge. Head on out to that website and find that and climb on. It's gonna happen October 31st. The party begins at about. We'll get there early, but we'll go on stage about nine and get drunk, sing all these songs. You guys sing along. It's fun. We have a great Halloween party and go nuts for Night of the Singing Dead. And help out, you know, the humane side and everybody else, we can have help along the way. Speaking of, gotta say hello to one of our listeners. Ben Bergener emailed you and you sent it over to me, Brett. And it's. Dude had a rough go. Lost his German short hair last night and just wrote us a nice letter and then at the end said, I don't know why I'm telling you this. I just want to write down what happened because it was a terrible day and I think it was his birthday. Yeah, it was his birthday. His kid was like, where's the dog? I want him to come into bed tonight. It's just a rough so tip one out for that beautiful virgin or short hair that had been Ben lost. Sorry, buddy. And I know how that is. So we'll give extra hugs and extra cookie star pets in honor of Ben's German shorter beautiful dog. German short hair. Love those. Super smart. Amazing. All right, Brett, we are on the precipice of rock wars. The word we're looking for in the app is bank. While you got that going on, tell us what the topic is for rock wars today.

[John Holmberg]

Let's do a song for that. That idiot that's sticking by the the Scotsman that's sticking by his fake pregnancy.

[Brett]

Broad that he was with. The story that's sweeping the nation of Kira cousins, the woman who went through not only faking an entire pregnancy, faking a birth and faking a baby for a couple of months before she had to give up the bag. And the dumbest man in Scotland who tagged along with the party and trying.

[John Holmberg]

To stick with it. Right.

[Brett]

I mean, the rumor is he might be staying. Says it's unclear whether or not Kira's partner realized how and when he was lied to. But Kira's new friend Neve McRobert has opened up about how she finally. How they finally learned the truth. And a video statement. I noticed Kira had deleted every picture and video of Bonnie Lay. The baby's name was Bonnie Le from the chat. I asked her, what'd you do that for? And she ignored me. And then he said, I didn't want to go extreme because I thought maybe Bonnie Lay die. He didn't know anything. That's not him. That's somebody else saying, we're not sure about what happened there. She had a gender reveal party for a baby she was making up. That is taking it too far at that point. I mean, at what point do you just pull a. I'm just kidding around. You pretended for five months to be pregnant. Yeah, I just wanted to see if I could fool you guys for half a year. Nope. She didn't stop there. She had a gender reveal. She faked documents. She went bananas, had the baby, and then told people later. Pretty awesome. All right, a song for who we nicknamed Dip McKellips. The dumbest man in Scotland who stood by her side for the full fake baby, not knowing it was fake, claiming he didn't know any of it had happened, believed everything she said, and we just thought he was off. So a theme song for this entire situation for that lowly idiot. He reminds me very much of the husband of Britney Zamora, the famous hot school teacher that got won over by that sixth grader and his smooth pros. And then he. He was on the phone. The worst part about that was he was on the news talking on those recorded calls to the family of the boy saying, hey, let's just make this go away. What do you say? Britney's not a bad gal. She's. She's got. You know, your kid's pretty smooth. I might have fallen for it too.

[Brady]

Clearly a mix up.

[Brett]

Yeah, this is just a goof. And your son is really advanced and he was going to stick around because he's an idiot. A woman who got punked by a sixth grader, for God's sakes. And he dinged her. You know, it's rough enough when your wife steps out, but she does it with a guy who's 12 because he spits. Good game. So this guy's right in that category as well. Theme song for the guy. Guy who didn't know his wife wasn't pregnant until she announced it on Instagram. 11 months. 3 months after the birth. 11 months into the whole scam. You can help us out. [e-mail] you can text 97936 Rock wars is coming up next. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's time for. For the battle of weekly musical supremacy first. Something like that. Something like that. I had this book about break my arm trying to move the book of words. So I was trying to say the battle of musical supremacy while this thing had me trapped to a countertop. The book is a lot. It's big.

[Brady]

Did you slide in?

[Brett]

It's lighter. Well, it's a little lighter than it was, but you find out when you try to move it with one finger. That's not happening. I think it may have hyperextended something. I'm moving. I'm like, that hurts. That's not Good. No, the book is Winning Core Institute. I have a friend who is currently seeing a woman who is 63. She's a. She works out, this works out. How tall is he? Like five seven. Oh no. They look like they're, they're both goodlook but it's very Adams family kind of vibe going on. So a friend of mine and we were talking about it and I said she's a strong girl and you don't anticipate like. And then it's both reminded us of times you're like, you know the time you're messing around with a, a girl who's strong and you're still a man. But you're like challenge her to an arm wrestling contest and you realize in the middle of it you are trying. You're like I'm not doing great here. I'm going to win. But it's not going to be. And it's like ah, like if I'd have given you my best, you almost had me for some second and you walk away. We realize that's happening with him sexually, like regularly. They get into those big wrestling matches together and he's like hahaha. And then he kind of realizes I can't lay down. She's like, she's winning a few of those battles. And in our 50s you start realizing if you're going to pick that kind of youth, make sure you can manhandle it because the scale is not going to get better in your favor as the years go on. She's going to keep getting better and you're going to keep, you know, you're diminishing physical returns. By the time you're 55 and she's like 30, it's a. She's going to beat the tar out of you.

[Brady]

Videos of these guys getting their bags.

[Brett]

That must be it. Maybe older dudes. That is maybe it like you know what? I can't take her anymore so I might as well just enjoy the pain. But the book just did that to me when I tried to move it. I'm like, I am trying book and I can't get you off my finger. I had to use my other part of my hand. I just get my finger. Anyway, Rock War is brought to you by our friends at Mo Money Pond. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over $100,000. No credit needed. Top dollar paid with the entire process. Just taking several minutes. Mo Money pawn.com. heading over there today, aren't you? Are you coming? They're coming here.

[John Holmberg]

Coming here.

[Brett]

Okay, Byron's coming by. Do some commercials.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. Awesome. We have the topic that we talked about. The dumbest man in Scotland who is standing by his lady, who in fact faked her entire pregnancy, faked the birth, faked the baby, all for Instagram attention. And finally, just recently said, I got too deep into this. I didn't know how to get out of it. Dude who was the father didn't know it was fake. At least that's his claim. My thoughts are somewhere around month six, he's like, can I touch it? No. Why don't you ever let me close to this thing? I have to tell you something. And we're way too deep, but I'm gonna get us out of this.

[Brady]

Not once talk about it's moving.

[Brett]

No. Well, she. She posted videos of it moving.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Brett]

She worked a contraption in there to make it look like they're little babies. But then he. But he wouldn't allow to be around it that much, so this dude is screwed. So a theme song for Scotland's dumbest man, Dip McKellives, we call him. We don't know his real name, but that's the one we've got. Brett, who would you like to go first? Edit Me. Yeah. All right. There's one song that comes to mind every time I think about a birth that made the husband an idiot. It. And it's got a great line in it. It says, thought the baby is not my. My baby's not my brother. Or sort of, because I am not a brother or whatever. Basically said, the baby came out black. And he knew right there at the birth. I knew.

[John Holmberg]

You're going with this.

[Brett]

It's the Steve Nash song. It's 16 by highly suspect. The most disappointing. And all the joy that I would bring. Well, I thought I was the father. But baby is not my daughter. Cause baby's a different follow. And baby, I'm not a friend. What a great line. Just too much to swallow. Yep. You ripped my heart out. 16 by Ellie suspect, the most disappointed dad song of all time. Except for instead, the baby's not my color. The baby's not a brother. It would be. The baby has no skin. The baby is plastic. This poor bastard. And he's staying. Sixteen, Highly suspect. Right?

[Brady]

So this guy, since he's staying, he's got to be excited that he wants to have a kid with this girl. Even after this episode. I think he was really excited on this first round. I went with Guns N Roses. Sweet child. Oh, my.

[Brett]

That's still his theme. It'd be fun if every time you walked into a bar, people like, oh, there he is. It is. Look it off, guys. There's Baby. I like that. Well done. All right. I like that one a lot. We all know that one, Brad.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, this one reminds it. It could be like on an episode of Mory back in the day, you know, getting the results in and everything else. But this guy's so stupid, it is dumb. Just a complete. That he's trying to win her back. So. So I think a little kiss 1230 alumni, Lou Rawls, you'll never find another love.

[Brett]

He probably should stick with her when you think about it, because he's got that hanging over her forever.

[John Holmberg]

Well, she's never gonna find a moron this stupid, so you'll never find another.

[Brett]

Very true. Oh, what a. You also have to remember. And I almost have to say it in the voice that makes this horror thing, too.

[John Holmberg]

See, it was worth it just for this.

[Brett]

Just let you know, Brett, it's a good point you're making. If he stays with her, he realizes this can never get mad at him for anything ever again because he stuck by her through all that BS. Kiss 12:30.

[John Holmberg]

You never.

[Brett]

As long as you live, someone who loves you.

[John Holmberg]

Is Lou still alive?

[Brett]

Tender. Long have done this one man late ad car. Funniest thing would be seeing me sing this in the costume I'm going to be wearing. Oh, no. All right, John Gordon, get over here. We're late. Topic for the man whose wife faked a pregnancy, had a baby.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Brett]

Then told everybody it's not a real baby. I faked the whole thing for Instagram. He was unaware that the whole thing was fake. He's Scotland's dumbest man. He's trying to stay with her. He's bummed over he picks anybody Scottish.

[Brady]

For this because it kind of.

[Brett]

I thought about that. Yeah, Brady was gonna go with Rod Stewart, but. But we got one song that makes perfect sense, and that is highly suspect. That's exactly right. Winner. Although I can't complain about Lou Rolls ever.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady]

Yeah, I just.

[John Holmberg]

I just did it to pander to you. I wanted to hear the 12:30 guy. It was worth the loss to me.

[Brett]

It would be great if it. Kiss 12:30 Guy had the freedom back then to do that. Y' all hear about that out in Scotland that was doing that player that had. He thought he was going to be a daddy and he was. First off, Kiss 1230 audience, you're going to be shocked to hear this part of it. Lady told a man in Scotland she was pregnant. And he stuck around to hear more of the story, which is shocking to the Kiss 1230 audience. But it turns out bitch was faking the whole thing, which usually you'd think is great news, but she posted everything on Instagram. Makes you look like a dumbass. Hopefully it's got a nice side piece. Here's Lou Rawls. You'll never find. Come on. I do this for a living. I think for now. All right, we'll do a little. You got highly. No, we're gonna do it after break. All right, we'll get highly suspect 16 on there. The winner this week for Rock Wars. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Don't worry about it, boys. I got it. It's not.

[John Holmberg]

I'm right here.

[Brett]

How are you on the wrong mic? Get over to your spot. You guys are wandering around like the whole place is over. It's 9:52. It is time now for the entertainment drill. Here. Jackass gets back in here. What's he doing? Hurry up.

[John Holmberg]

It's brought to you by react.

[Brett]

Wander around telling people things I like about the building. Exactly what he was doing. Are you okay?

[Brady]

We're getting this place in shape.

[Brett]

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Get you in shape first. Sit down and be in your. Do your job. Do your job. It is 9:52. It's time for the entertainment drills. Brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of tactical black self defense systems. And happy birthday to the patriarch of the entire deal, Jay Ackerman. Today, Jay turns a certain amount of years today. I don't know how it is, but he is a. He's a testament to forging forward throughout. Jay is not an old man and Jay is not a young man. But I bet you if you looked at him, you wouldn't guess how old he is. And if you ever saw him fighting, you'd be like, yeah, I don't want any of that. Age is a number. It's your mentality that gets you by. So happy birthday to Jay. We were going to train today, but I already talked him into letting me take him out to a delicious lunch. So we're going to have. We're going to train over some. Maybe some pasta, maybe some burgers. We haven't decided yet, but something good. And he's a great guy. Awesome people up there. And that's the best part of react defense is the. The crew that you meet and all the people that are up there there. You get to be really tight with them because they're great at what they do, and you just want to know more about them and how they tick, because maybe they'll rub off on you a little bit. And that's exactly what's happened with me. I love it. And happy birthday, Jay. Once again, awesome stuff. Can't wait to hit some defenseless food this afternoon with Jay. But if you want to get better at being you, all you got to do is go up there to the birthday voice place and get on board. It's an easy thing to do. You just hop in, start playing along, day one, and you'll realize you're capable of a whole lot more than you're giving yourself credit for. No more excuses. Oh, I'm out of shape. I'm too old. My knees hurt. My neck hurts. It hurts. No matter what, you're out there every day with people that don't care. Learn about how to make your weaknesses stronger by gaining strengths, and that's what they'll give you. Rackdefense.com it's the home of tactical black Brady entertainment. Me.

[Brady]

Janelle Monet did an interview with Rolling Stone magazine. She did with a singer, Lucy Dakis. She said. She told Lucy she was serious, but then she said, I traveled back into the 1970s and I saw David Bowie to the rise of the Fall, Ziggy Stardust.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And the Spiders from Mars. And it was incredible. Then she added, I was backstage. I was like. Like, this is what I want to do.

[Brett]

Oh, wait, she's claiming that she actually did this. Not just one. On YouTube. Yep. Maybe she considers YouTube a time machine and just kind of followed along. POV.

[Brady]

But she decided, this is what I want to do. So I jetted back to the 2000s. I was like, I can have the musical. I can make the music. I can create lyrics, create community around transformation and being queer and not even just sexuality, but how we see the world.

[Brett]

So what you're saying is, in a lot of words, Janelle Monae went crazy during a Rolling Stone interview.

[Brady]

Okay, well, they're not too serious, but, you know, if you have the power of going back in time.

[Brett]

Yeah. Why are you doing music?

[Brady]

What happened to killing baby Hitler?

[Brett]

Right. We're right.

[Brady]

Microsoft or Apple.

[Brett]

Well, and also share this time machine with us, because if it's just a concert time machine, not to do Black Adam. Oh, yeah, you got to get on that one. That's true. If you. Somebody pointed this out to me, we had the Hitler talk the other day and killing baby killer, not a problem for me. So I'm a baby killer. Big whoop. I get back in my time machine, I come back here, I see how it worked out, be more fun. And then somebody said, well, then you're going to get into a loop because what if you going back killing baby Hitler, you come back here and things are worse, then you got to go back and stop yourself from killing baby Hitler butler. And then it just becomes this never ending loop of you keep going back, trying to fix you. What if. And this is a great one. And I kind of just asked John Gordon this because John is celebrating 30 years in the valley of the sun as of yesterday. And I said to him, what would you change? And he goes, that absolutely nothing, player. And I said, no kidding. And then he goes, except for maybe a couple of bitches I'd have dumped a little earlier and maybe cut my.

[Brady]

Hair in my 30s.

[Brett]

Like, all right, so you would have changed something. Something somebody said to me the other day, a time machine. But you can only travel back in your time. So mine could only go back to July 26, 1972, and could only return to today. Couldn't go forward in my life. I could only start here, 10-22-25, and I can only go back as far as 7-26-72. But somewhere in there I could go back and. And be part of something again. But the catch is you got to start there and live it back again. What would you do? Where would you go?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Brett]

You don't know? You don't have a.

[John Holmberg]

Where would you go?

[Brett]

Well, in your own life, where would you go back in your life and go, okay, I'm going to start over here or I'm going to go relive this again because it was so awesome. And then just try to recreate from there.

[John Holmberg]

That's a tough one.

[Brett]

That's a real tough one. Yeah, you know, it's been so awesome, oddly enough. Yeah, you have. Yours has been great.

[Brady]

Great.

[Brett]

Yeah. You wouldn't go back and like maybe lay off the barbecue, a little of things?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

Absolutely. You wouldn't? No. Why?

[Brady]

Cuz that's not what did it.

[Brett]

I didn't say your kidneys, just generally your shape and form and body. Who cares about your kidneys? You're okay with this? Jesus Christ. He's crazy too. I mean, it certainly would have been.

[Brady]

It didn't hinder me like, you know, I mean, in my you know, during high school and all that.

[Brett]

No, no, I'm not saying. I'm saying dying. Like, you wouldn't. I didn't say high school then. So after that. So sometime when you're like, oh, boy, I gotta. I straighten it up because my heart's not in great shape and I gotta be careful because you know already. Well, your kidneys are going to be bad, so your blood pressure is going to be attached to that. So for your future, you. You wouldn't go back in time and go, take it easy on some of this stuff. You're going to need this heart.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

You wouldn't?

[Brady]

No. Because, I mean, it hasn't been. I mean, the high blood pressure.

[Brett]

I know, but it's not in a better position. Because your kidneys are bad.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Your blood pressure immediately attached to that.

[Brady]

Well, and you're asking me. Yeah. Right off the bat. I never felt like, oh, I shouldn't have done this to lead to this point.

[Brett]

But what I'm. Yeah, but that's the point. I'm asking because for me, a health concern would be the first thing I go back and go, okay, my kidneys are shot. What does that have. Okay, so I've got high blood pressure. I should do better things for my blood pressure.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

To make it so much.

[Brady]

So do you feel better things like, is that what one of yours is? Better things on joints or literally like that.

[Brett]

I can't do anything. But. But I never gained weight to make it worse or I never had. I probably would have gone through that period where I was overweight. For me, and I wouldn't have done that because I bubbled up a little bit. And that probably sped up the process of my joints going through what they. Like, your kidneys were probably inevitably going to go south. Right. Because it's more than that.

[Brady]

Or the tumor caused them to. Really.

[Brett]

Sure. But the hereditary part of it was you got bad kidneys, Right?

[Brady]

Could have been, yeah.

[Brett]

Well, or. So you haven't found out why it happened.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett]

Okay. But most likely it's genetic.

[Brady]

I would.

[Brett]

I guess so. Let's say it is. But that's the point of going back in time and saying, okay, bad kidneys mean blood pressure is going to be a problem later. You treat yourself better to make sure that when your kidneys do inevitably fail, at least the rest of you is okay to handle the punch. That's what we were getting at with that talk before with that guy. Like, that's a really good point. Like, because you could have, I don't know, you don't have, like, anything going south on you, the kidneys or anything I know of. So that's. But if you knew that, yeah, you'd go back and make sure everything else is.

[Brady]

Or gout, you know?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You know.

[Brett]

But you wouldn't go back and do anything for, like, blood pressure.

[Brady]

No, because I feel like based on brother and sister, there are all three in that category. I don't think. I don't think there's any. I think no matter how much weight, like, even if I lost my blood pressure be better, it would. Would be, but I think I'm still not to the point where I. I don't know if I could be fully off, but wouldn't.

[Brett]

That's the argument. And the thing is, wouldn't you rather have it be the best it can be, even if it's not good, good, rather than go, okay, I'm like spring diabetic and saying, well, it's hereditary, so I'm gonna eat sugar. And that's saying, no, I'm diabetic. I got to control this better because I already have it. Yeah, it's like being a smoker, lung smoker. You're going to stop smoking whether you caught it from smoking or not.

[Brady]

And that's the tough thing about blood pressure is there's just no symptoms or signs. So it's the silent killer, they call it.

[Brett]

But, you know, you go your.

[Brady]

Your entire life with the blood pressure and you feel like it's being dealt.

[Brett]

With, but you know you have it. That's the. That's the exercise. Yeah, the exercise is the things, you know, beyond anything.

[Brady]

That's what I would say.

[Brett]

But the things you know, today you're going to need your heart and blood pressure to be good going forward. So if you had a chance to go backwards, wouldn't you try to regulate that to a lower level or the best level it could possibly be, knowing it's not good hereditarily, you're not doing yourself any favors by eating bad or having extra weight. You see what I'm saying?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, I understand. But when I have an opportunity like that, I would look at more events that are saying, well, if I was here on this date with someone, I could redo that, or this girl really liked me, I should have done.

[Brett]

That's the point of it. Yeah. Yeah. That's the whole point of going back. Yeah, probably if I went back, I'd be more serious about, like, physical fitness.

[Brady]

A trip that you cut short, that you stayed longer.

[Brett]

None of that stuff bothers me because I can do that again. I can't redo my physical self. If I had a chance to go back, I think that's what I'd focus on. Go back and try to bang a girl. But I go back and try to like, make sure that physically I did better things. Knowing what I know now, you know, like, would you work out harder, Brett? Would you like have a better physical fitness regime? Probably.

[John Holmberg]

But I mean, you know, you're not.

[Brett]

In bad shape, so it's not like something you have think about like tennis.

[Brady]

If I would have taken up. Gotten more serious about it when I was younger. But then that takes away from. I got better at tennis in my older.

[Brett]

No, you would have been better earlier though. Think about.

[Brady]

Right. But what, what direction that would have gone.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. You'd focused on it earlier.

[Brady]

Tennis, baseball.

[Brett]

Yeah, same.

[John Holmberg]

I might have kept playing baseball.

[Brett]

Yeah. You know, I would have worked harder at that stuff. Football, I'd have been. I'd have been more into the physical me. Me as and taking care of that part of me a little differently.

[Brady]

Even golfing.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah. Just be better at the things I like. I know that I like now. It's a really interesting thing. So you start talking baby Hitler time machine stuff and that just gets to be. So when you think about yourself, people should be more introspective. I didn't like John's answer when he said nothing. And I'm like, there's so much you could do for you if you went back in time and not change anything else other than take that hour and a half a day that you were wasting that wouldn't have changed the time space continuum at all and just been better to you.

[John Holmberg]

You know, that's why I couldn't answer it because they're, you know, I know there's something I just couldn't really. But baseball would definitely be one of them.

[Brett]

Just try a little harder. Yeah, yeah. It's weird because I know I would have been. I would have. Yeah. Because you don't know. But so far so good on the organs and I want to keep it that way. So could I have done better for myself back to then, especially now knowing that I had that weird disorder with my joints. I'd have gone back there and gone. If I put more muscle on back then, that could. I could have prolonged this a little bit. You know, it's a good. It's a good little interior test to hear people who are a little bit more self aware than what John Gordon said, which is I was perfect Nothing changes. Had to slap that around a little more, though. Boy, oh, boy. Oh, a problem. All right, finish up. I like time machine talk.

[Brady]

Mariska Hargitay. We've been saying her name wrong the whole time. Mariska. She cleared that up on Amy Poehler's podcast.

[Brett]

That's Mariska now. You got a funny name.

[Brady]

I don't think she cares.

[Brett]

Yeah, she's not being a about it. Yeah, it's like the. The Steelers have a titan named Pat. Friar Muth. But everybody says Friar Moose. Yeah. I am not going to correct anymore. It's a waste of time to try.

[Brady]

And all I hear is move.

[Brett]

Well, because they do heath move. Yeah, it's a tradition. Anyway, go back in time and change my name. Maybe go back in time, maybe get a nose job. Oh, maybe that I go back in time, get a little more serious about hair care. John just nodded. He just changed his 30 year plans. That might be something I'd do.

[Brady]

Well, you. You think it was the hair care.

[Brett]

That caused your pretty involved.

[Brady]

Yeah, I know.

[Brett]

But I would go back in time and try to correct that. You keep thinking that everything's inevitable. No, I can't. You can. But I'm not going to go to Turkey and get plugs. I'd say go back.

[Brady]

You mean like white? Right. When it started happening, I would have.

[Brett]

Paid more attention to what I'm doing with my hair, knowing that I was going to lose. Use it to try to prolong that a little bit. Or have healthier hair. When I was younger because I used to wash my hair with a bar of soap. I never cared about like shampoo and.

[Brady]

Stuff like that, but I don't think. Yeah.

[Brett]

Whether or not that's foundational muck and goo. If you're just using dial and then you have your propensity to that. Anyway. If you're clogging your pores with glop. That's why they make shampoo. Like it's different for just your hair. Cleans your hair better. Your hair's in better condition. Women ask women. Healthier hair. It's a thing. Mine was not. And then I wouldn't bleach it every three or four days or diet. I treated it terribly. It was awful. I'd have been nicer to my hair. F you, Brett. And that mop on your head. It's interesting. It's a fun talk. Do it at home. Have fun at home and tell your wife what she should have done. Should have bought her a treadmill back in 2011. Wait, that's what she should have done. Go back that far, would you? Get on it today. It is a time machine. Face the other way. That's it for us. You guys have yourselves a grand day, and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.