10-24-25 - BR - FRI - Sci News On Satellites That Swerve According To Brady And Butthole Breathing

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Episode Summary

Episode: 10-24-25 - BR - FRI - Sci News On Satellites That Swerve According To Brady And Butthole Breathing
Air Date: October 24, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg (D), Brady Bogen (E), Bret Vesely (A), Dick Toledo (F), Mo (B), Byron (C), plus studio banter

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Overview

This lively, irreverent morning show leaps between pop culture, weird science, and edgy humor. In this episode, the crew celebrates National Food Day and Global Champagne Day, pokes fun at news stories (notably: Nazi tattoo mishaps and trunk-or-treating), dives into bizarre science (including satellite collisions and "butthole breathing"), and escalates to over-the-top shock video commentary. As always, the unscripted banter and relentless ribbing keeps the mood wild and unpredictable.

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Key Topics & Highlights

1. Fun Facts & Icebreakers

• Radiohead at Jane Seymour's Mansion (02:52)

  • E: “Radiohead recorded most of OK Computer at Jane Seymour’s 15th century mansion in England while she was in the U.S. filming Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.”
  • D: “It would be a better story if Radiohead’s like, ‘Hey guys, Jane Seymour’s out of town. Let’s use her house.’”

• No American Has Died in Outer Space (03:29)

  • E: “No American has ever died outside the earth’s atmosphere.”
  • Crew jokes about fictional characters: Bruce Willis, George Clooney, Princess Leia, Han Solo.

• Marlon Brando & Courtney Love (04:23)

  • E: “Courtney Love’s mother was Brando’s daughter. So Brando’s Courtney Love’s grandfather!”
  • D: “Well, they’re both lunatics.”

2. Halloween Trends & Cultural Critique

• Trunk-or-Treating vs. Trick-or-Treating (05:22)
  • E: “The new hype is trunk or treating…basically, the Halloween tailgate.”
  • D: “It teaches kids the right lesson, which is take candy from strangers’ cars. And be lazy. That’s the bigger part.”

3. Tattoo Mishap: Politics & Nazi Imagery

• Maine Senate Candidate’s Tattoo Controversy (06:24)
  • E: “He had to cover up a skull and crossbones tattoo. He says he didn’t know it was a Nazi reference.”
  • D: “I was worried that we can’t do Skull and Bones. Skull and Bones are cool.”
  • A: “How long did it take him to figure out?”
  • The crew skeptically debates whether the tattoo was “just a pirate” or deliberately Nazi—the verdict: it had SS imagery and thus “Nazi-ish” elements.

4. Sports: World Series & Baseball City Rankings

• World Series Kickoff & City Rankings (10:05)
  • E: “Study just ranked 333 cities for best place and worst place for baseball…Phoenix was 20.”
  • D: “Phoenix should be higher than that…Spring training, Fall league, a regular team, ASU—this is a great baseball city.”
  • E: “Top five: New York, L.A., Boston, St. Louis, Atlanta.”

5. Strange News & Science Segment

• Florida Man Stages Inappropriate Photos/Arrest (12:26)

  • E: “27-year-old Florida man Taylor Newp was arrested for photos of toddlers and infants with alcohol, marijuana, firearms…claimed some were a joke.”

• Science News by 'Professor' Brady Bogen (14:47)

  • E: “A study found that psychopaths even use hugging in devious ways to control their partner.”

Space Debris & Swerving Satellites (15:11)

• E: “We now have over 24,000 objects orbiting us—including space junk.”
• E: “Some satellites perform 10 or more maneuvers per month to avoid collisions.”
• Hilarious muddling over how satellites avoid collisions:
  • D: “Do they know to do it or is someone driving them?”
  • E: “They’re located back there…and then they make the moves.”
  • D: “You completely made that up…I can see it in your eyes.”
  • E: (Finally admits) “Oh, yeah.”
• D: “There’s just something to the beauty of saying ‘I don’t know.’”

Butthole Breathing: The Science Frontier (19:13)

• E: “It looks like butt breathing might actually become a thing.”
  • A Japanese scientist found that mammals can absorb oxygen through the intestines; could help people with severe respiratory issues.
• D: “They took 23 incredibly healthy people…shove 2 liters of air into their ass…oxygenates your intestines and your system and it goes into your blood.”
• Crew riffs on the potential for “ass-breathing” as medical intervention and makes predictably risqué jokes.
• F: “My mom was on oxygen.”
  • D: “She didn’t have that thing down in there…they could have shoved some air up her ass.”

Memorable Quote

• D (On horror and real life): “We don’t need horror movies. We’ve got the general public. Gross.” (34:33)

6. Video Shock Segment ("Radio Videos")

• Ozzy Osbourne Music House (23:01)
  • Impressive Halloween light show synched to Ozzy—banter about old crew member “Drew” who did similar displays.
• Bizarre/Graphic Clips (24:13 onward; listener discretion)
  • Extreme body contortion, unique hula hooping, and a succession of escalating NSFW shock videos: “sandwiches” involving air in the butt (fitting with their science topic), double fisting, and ultimately, vomiting and snot being exchanged between two people in grotesque fashion.

Notable Banter During Shock Videos

• D (seeing vomit/snot scene): “Oh, my God. That’s just… Now she’s going back down there…scooping it up with her bare hands.” (30:17)
• D: “What do we need horror movies for?” (29:58)

7. Contest Word of the Hour

• Word: "MIX" (14:13, 25:25, 34:17)
  • D: “Mix M-I-X is the 8 o’clock word. Put it in the promo code box and you’re all loaded up to win another thousand bucks.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments w/ Timestamps

• On Satellite Maneuvers:

  • D: “Do they know to do it or somebody driving them?” (16:13)
  • E: “It throws a signal…they make the moves.” (16:23)
  • D: “You completely made that up. I can see it in your eyes.” (16:31)

• On Butt Breathing:

  • D: “Respiratory issues can be solved through the ass.” (21:57)
  • D: “I’ve never seen a gay guy wheeze.” (22:27)

• On Trunk-or-Treating:

  • D: “It teaches kids the right lesson, which is take candy from strangers’ cars. And be lazy.” (05:51)

• On Shock Videos:

  • D (vomit/snot): “Now she’s going back down there…scooping it up with her bare hands and feeding it to him…” (30:17)
  • D: “Look at him. Look how fast he’s doing. She puts the second one…he starts going, that’s a good one.” (34:01)

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Segment Timestamps

• 02:05 – Show proper starts, National Food Day, Global Champagne Day
• 02:52 – Fun facts: Radiohead, Americans in space, Marlon Brando/Courtney Love
• 05:22 – Trunk-or-treating, cultural humor
• 06:24 – Tattoo controversy, Nazi imagery arguments
• 10:05 – World Series, best baseball city rankings
• 12:26 – Florida Man news
• 14:47 – Science News: psychopath hugs, mini-moon, satellites, butt breathing
• 23:01 – Radio videos: Ozzy house, body contortion
• 24:13 – Shock video escalation: hula hoop, bizarre acts
• 29:02 – Extreme vomiting/snot-eating video
• 34:17 – Wrap-up on horror and real life

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Tone & Language

The hosts’ banter is irreverent, crude, and unfiltered—mocking mainstream news, blending genuine curiosity with outrageous speculation, and always ready to escalate to gleefully scatological or taboo humor. Sensitive listeners should beware, but fans of shock jocks and “anything goes” morning shows will find the energy on brand.

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In Summary

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is a wild ride through oddball factoids, off-color science, and envelope-pushing humor. If you’re looking for a mix of real news, pseudo-science, and gut-busting irreverence—with a little real science sneaking in—you’ll get the full buffet here. Just be prepared: the shock videos aren’t for the faint of heart!

Transcript

[A]

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[E]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[D]

Hi.

[E]

Happy National Food Day.

[D]

Wow. Why are you even every day? Why are you not just handing out flyers for food? Happy food day. Enjoy food.

[E]

And Global Champagne day.

[D]

Oh, global. It's only in one region of the world.

[E]

France.

[D]

So it's champagne globally. Not global champagne. Because you can't drink champagne if it's not from champagne. France. Boy, those people in California get weird about that. That sparkling wine like. All right, whatever. Either way, I'm getting a headache. Pour another one.

[E]

Couple of basis fun facts. Radiohead recorded most of. Okay. Computer at Jane Seymour's 15th century mansion in England while she was in u. S. Filming Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

[D]

Did she know about it?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Band said she handed them the keys and said, feed the cat. Yeah, they spent two months recording there.

[D]

It would be a better story if Radiohead's like, hey, guys, Jane Seymour's out of town. Let's use her house.

[A]

The keys under the mat.

[D]

Yeah, I know where she keeps it. It's by the mailbox. She got a cat. We could take care of that.

[E]

No American has ever died outside the earth's atmosphere.

[D]

Jinx.

[E]

Three people who did.

[D]

Wait a minute.

[E]

Were Russian cosmonauts.

[D]

All the people who've died outside the atmosphere are Russian. Let's keep it that way. Screw you, Russia.

[A]

Bruce Willis died out there.

[D]

Come on. That's right. I've seen that.

[A]

The rigor's dead.

[D]

That's right. That's right.

[A]

Right.

[D]

George Clooney died out there too. I watched his face explode in that. Yeah, and Princess Leia, she's an American. Yeah, there ever was one. Didn't Spock die out there? Didn't he get his citizenship?

[E]

Yeah, he got came back.

[A]

Han Solo too.

[D]

Han Solo? Nobody more American than that guy used to wave the flag pretty. Pretty freely. Yeah, I don't. I think Brady might have just jinxed it. Hey, NASA, you're throwing a no hitter. Keep it up.

[E]

Marlon Brando had 16 children and it's believed he was the father of a 17th, a woman named Linda Carroll. Linda went on to have a daughter, Courtney Love.

[D]

Oh, so it's possible.

[E]

Brando, Courtney Love's grandfather.

[D]

Well, they're both lunatics. I don't know. She does. She doesn't have as good a as mother rummy. Courtney Love. And yeah, Branda was bananas. Lovett's told I was with Lovett's in the car once and he Started to. Yeah, I'm friends with. With Brando's kid. Like, no kidding. The one that killed people. And he used to go over there to Brando's house all the time when he was younger. He'd hang out with Marlon Brando's family. Marlon would have him over for dinner. Johnny. He started talking to him about, like, acting and stuff. And I forget what Marlon Brando's son's name was. Christian.

[A]

Yeah, I think that's.

[D]

I think that's right. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

According to social media, trick or treating isn't cool anymore. Instead, the new hype is trunk or treating.

[F]

You can't.

[E]

Basically, the Halloween tailgate.

[F]

The new hype what is that?

[E]

People pull up their cars and park. Open the trunk up, and the kids go trick or treating.

[A]

You don't go door to door.

[F]

That's a Mormon thing.

[D]

Okay. So you just. You put all the candy out in the street, and it just. It's a. It's a. It's an Indian bazaar of candy.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And it teaches kids the right lesson, which is take candy from strangers, cars.

[A]

And be lazy.

[D]

Yeah, and be lazy. That's bigger. That's the bigger part. The laziness factor that Halloween has. You get your kid in a car or you're just. Yeah, I don't want him to walk door to door. It's just so much. He doesn't walk. He needs to get his fat juice from somebody and not have to exercise. Fat juice, Fat juice. Fat juice.

[G]

Wow.

[D]

Don't go to the fat juice house.

[E]

We had a guy earlier this week. He's running for Senate in Maine. Graham Platner is his name. He was in the news because he had a. He had to cover up a skull and crossbones tattoo. He says he didn't know. Was a Nazi reference.

[D]

It is. That was the Jolly Roger. It's a pirate reference.

[E]

Yeah, I saw that. They showed the picture. This is a little different.

[A]

Oh, well, there.

[D]

That's the reference we're talking about.

[E]

Notice that on the.

[D]

That's different. It's amazing how a pirate can go to Nazi with just one little.

[E]

I didn't see. But anyway, the question was, they polled people say, how many have tattoos? Do you have one you regret?

[D]

Oh, yeah, all of them do.

[E]

And 28 of the people with tattoos have one.

[D]

Sure. Yeah.

[F]

But you thought that Bernie's behind it, so he's okay with it.

[D]

Who?

[A]

Bernie.

[F]

He's behind. He's okay with this guy Bernie Sanders.

[D]

Oh, okay. He's fine with that. Yeah.

[E]

He didn't know you know this. I said he was in the military and. Yeah, they're in Croatia. Got drunk one night and they all went and got tattoos. He didn't have any idea that.

[D]

He still didn't notice the swastika on it.

[E]

I. I don't know about that. The one I saw.

[D]

Well, why would a skull and bones have. That's. I've never heard of that even. It has to have a swastika on or an SS or something.

[F]

I guess it doesn't.

[D]

But, yeah, I had read it did.

[E]

See?

[D]

See? Jackass.

[A]

Told you.

[D]

All right, well, beyond that.

[E]

Yeah, I looked at it.

[D]

Why is the skull and bones associated research.

[E]

I did.

[F]

Said it did.

[D]

Yeah. Well, wait a minute. Why in the world are skull and bones now associated with. The Nazis are taking away everything cool. The pirates. The Pittsburgh Pirates been floating that flag for years.

[E]

And it doesn't look like that when you're picturing this. There's. And I don't see.

[D]

You know, that's not a skull and bones. It's a hydra.

[F]

It's a wolfhound.

[D]

Yeah, that's a fullfund. Where do you see skull and bones in that, anyway?

[E]

I know, and that's. I mean, the story is saying that. So I looked it up, and I am looking at a tattoo, and either I'm. I didn't study it too tight, but I'm not seeing a skull and crossbones on there.

[D]

Well, because it's not even close. Like, I. There's no skull and crossbones at all. I like what Toledo called it. It's effort.

[E]

Oh, maybe that's the COVID up.

[D]

Oh, well, you're the one telling the story. Why do we have to do so much guesswork?

[F]

If it's covered up, who gives it?

[D]

Yeah, why are you sending pictures of the good part?

[E]

Well, that's why they was in the news. There's any covered up, the news would.

[D]

Be what it used to look like. So we can all avoid it.

[A]

Yeah, there's nothing.

[D]

You baited a hydra, A woodfund.

[A]

This is not news.

[D]

Yeah, it's not news to go. Look, my tattoo's better.

[A]

If you'd had a before and after then.

[D]

Yeah, I was right. So the skull and bones did have a swastika. So. Yeah, I told you. This is the worst newsroom I've ever been in.

[F]

Had the SS imagery on it, too.

[D]

So it did have a. It did have a swastika on it. So it wasn't a. It wasn't a Nazi skull and bones until it had the swastika so skull and Bones are still okay.

[A]

Staffer, how long did it take him to figure out that he had a swastika?

[E]

It didn't have a swastika, okay?

[D]

It had the ss. I said one of the two. Yeah, but that's what made it Nazi. I was worried that we can't do skull and Bone. Skull and Bones are cool.

[A]

Yeah, but how long did it take that jackass to realize this is just coming out?

[D]

It's what? I have a Nazi symbol on my chest.

[E]

What?

[A]

Bruh.

[E]

World Series kicks off tonight.

[D]

Toledo knows.

[E]

That study just ranked 333 cities for the best place and worst place for baseball. The reason why it's 333 cities. They're all cities that have at least one major league baseball, minor league or NCAA baseball team.

[D]

There's baseball in these cities and only in America.

[E]

Didn't have the Canadian.

[D]

Yeah, screw them.

[E]

The highest ranking city without a major league baseball team is Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[D]

They got. Yeah, they're big on their minor league stuff.

[E]

Jersey City, New Jersey came in last out of 333 cities.

[D]

They're the worst for baseball. Tucson no longer has minor leagues.

[E]

Phoenix was 20.

[D]

Well, yeah, we've got it all. That's why spring training was 19.

[E]

Sorry, Milwaukee was 20.

[D]

You've got a load of. Phoenix should be higher than that. If you're as far as a baseball city. Spring training, Falls league. You got a regular baseball team. You got ASU. This is a great big one.

[E]

Top five. You could probably guess.

[D]

New York, Los Angeles.

[E]

Number one. Number two, Chicago, number six.

[D]

Number six.

[F]

San Fran.

[E]

Five Boston.

[D]

Boston.

[E]

Four. St. Louis.

[D]

Yeah, they love that baseball.

[E]

Three Atlanta.

[D]

Really?

[E]

Three came in at number three, Atlanta ahead of Chicago.

[D]

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[G]

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[D]

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[D]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[E]

We got a 27 year old Florida man Taylor Newp was arrested for having disturbing photos of toddlers and infants with alcohol, marijuana and firearms. The photos are staged and the kids are too young to understand what's happening, but they're shocking, especially the ones posed with guns. Taylor denied taking all the photos, admitted to staging some of them as a joke. Some new unknown who took the photos. If he didn't. He did admit to being aware of the photos, confirmed the marijuana was real, although he claimed the weed was someone else's. Officials also noted that Taylor's residence was unsafe with exposed wiring, unfinished plywood walls, partially missing ceiling. So he's trouble.

[D]

He's not in good shape.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

By the way, you guys did a terrible job. There's like 60 people have already emailed me that tattoo I've got. The research took two seconds and it is Nazi ish. It's got the SS thing, it's got wings behind it to skull, and it looks like, yeah, it's very bad. And. And evidently the whole point is that when Bernie endorsed him for office and found out the guy had a Nazi tattoo, Bernie's excuse was, well, you know, he was going through a dark time as an oligarchy. It was, it was, it was. It was oligarchy. Me and AOC discovered that, oh, he was just having a tough time. Who hasn't gone out, gotten a Nazi tattoo? When their wife is up their ass, you go to dark days.

[A]

Word.

[D]

Oh, yeah, it's eight o'.

[E]

Clock.

[D]

Nice job. I'll give the word out here.

[F]

Brad, he's agreeing with you.

[D]

Word. Word. Exactly. That's what the hip kids say to Bernie.

[E]

Word.

[D]

Six, seven. Brett, that's what I say. There it is. The word is mix. M I X. Mix. Not a slur for the Irish. Mix M I X. Brett, you can put your phone down. I knew you wanted to type in mix really bad, but it's the other one. Like cake mix or tape mix. M IX is the 8 o' clock word. Put it in the promo code box and you got yourself. You're all loaded up and ready to go to win another thousand bucks. How about that? Get it for yourself. Get greedy. Mix is the 8 o' clock word. Do it every hour and maybe you'll get that money.

[E]

And now it's time for some science news. Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. A study found that psychopaths even use hugging in devious ways to control their partner. They might hug you in the middle of an argument as a way to gain more leverage in the Fight.

[F]

Oh, suffocation. Yeah, that too.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

You lay on top until they stop breathing. That's not really a hug.

[E]

In space news, a newly discovered second moon will stick with us until 2083.

[D]

Where is it?

[E]

It's about the size of a small building. Another mini moon orbited us for a couple of months last fall.

[D]

So it's like a circle K size moon. We'll never see it. Can you see it?

[E]

I don't think. Well, you need a telescope. It's a pop up size of a building. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You're not gonna see much of nothing there.

[E]

We now have over 24000 objects orbiting us. Including a ton of space junk. A new study found satellites have to reposition themselves constantly to avoid it hitting other stuff and stuff.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Some of them have to perform 10 or more maneuvers per month to avoid getting hit.

[D]

Do they know to do it or somebody driving them?

[E]

I think they're. It's. Yeah, they're located back there. And then they make the moves.

[D]

Located back where? What do you mean?

[E]

It throws a signal that when they're.

[D]

In there, they're making this up. They're making things up again.

[E]

No.

[D]

You're sure? You completely made that up. I can see it in your eyes. You had no say, no fact behind that at all. Once you said sends a signal.

[E]

I knew you were. They've got way more tech.

[D]

You just.

[E]

Way more technology.

[D]

There's just something to the beauty of saying I don't know. You got to not know. Because I watched you go blank with. With your hand went in the air and said they send a signal and you may be right. But you don't know, do you?

[E]

Yeah. Whether or not the satellite. You don't know itself.

[D]

Just answer the question. You don't know if you're making this up. Are you making it up or not?

[E]

Oh yeah.

[D]

That's all I wanted here. I can admire speculation, but you went after that pretty strong.

[F]

Fridays are good for him.

[D]

No, I think Fridays. I think Fridays are getting bad. We need an extra day for work weeks. It was. I don't.

[A]

I.

[D]

In 25 years I don't think I've ever seen you just start a lie so poorly. Your hand.

[E]

I'm just. I do just assume.

[D]

No, no, no.

[E]

But that was where these satellites are either detected here on Earth. And then they maneuver the satellite.

[D]

There he goes again.

[E]

Or their self.

[D]

Who are they and what do you think? That's all I ask.

[E]

Scientists or whoever's in. In charge of where the satellite.

[D]

There's 24,000 things. You got a driver for each one.

[E]

But not all are satellites.

[D]

No, I know, but I'm saying you.

[E]

Got a document avoiding whoever SpaceX, whoever threw out satellites.

[D]

They're driving. So there's a guy 24 hours a.

[E]

Day monitoring their satellites.

[D]

You're sure of this or are you making that up?

[E]

No, that would be my guess.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Or maybe now it's AI.

[D]

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. How much of it is just the thing doesn't. It senses something and scooches over.

[F]

Well, obviously it has to. Somebody has to sense it.

[D]

Yeah, well, he's saying there's signals being sent back to some giant facility.

[E]

Like, you know, or it has its own sensor up there.

[D]

Yeah, that's what I was asking. And you started a story because last.

[E]

Week we found out that satellites only have so much of a life. Sure, they rotate five years and they come back.

[D]

I watched you though. You got excited about making that up. It sends a signal. You see, like. Wow.

[E]

It definitely sends a signal.

[D]

You don't know that.

[E]

Sure it does.

[D]

Well, down for like DirecTV and stuff. Yeah, but not necessarily to drive.

[E]

Yeah, but I'm saying that the fact that it's sending a signal, that would make sense. It would send a signal to the driver that there might be stuff around it, time to move.

[D]

It would be like a fire alarm at a black guy's house. I think we'd be chirping like crazy. So there's 24, 000 things of yes, chirps in space.

[E]

In health news, it looks like butt breathing might actually become a thing.

[D]

I read this last night.

[E]

Doctor from Japan won the Nobel Prize.

[D]

Yeah, we've seen people doing weird. This is real though. Listen to this.

[E]

He discovers that you, you know, absorb oxygen and breathe through our backside. The new study found it might be helpful for people with lung problems.

[D]

Yeah, respiratory issues. They can bypass your lungs, pump you full of it. They got 24 dudes who were.

[F]

It's a long way from the lungs.

[D]

But it skips them. You don't even need them. Yeah, so it's to oxygenate your body through your intestines and your butt. Well, all right. That is not what the doctor said. Yeah, 40 work week.

[A]

I did trip in here.

[D]

Come on, you gotta do something about this. Do you have an ice bath? We can pop you in an ice bath real quick.

[F]

Stop hanging out with Kirby on Thursday night.

[D]

Yeah, listen, something's going on.

[E]

This Kirby have.

[D]

Friday's off. You guys stay up late? No, but yeah, they took 23 incredibly healthy people who had to volunteer for this and shove 2 liters of air into their ass and they had to clamp it up. They had to keep it in there. And it oxygenates your intestines and your system and it goes into your body and your blood, like takes the oxygen from that and so it doesn't need it from your lungs.

[E]

You don't need to take it through your lungs.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Well, it's not. It's temporary. But these, these guys that are healthy that did this just for a fee, they said it was like. Some of them were like, it was excruciating. Some. And then a couple were like, I loved it. It was fabulous.

[A]

Kdkb, is this the ticket in the app contest?

[D]

Yes, it is. Yes. Katie, kb, take some air up your ass.

[F]

Jesus. Will you guys tell Brady to stay away from Byron at MMP Guns? You guys are going to take a bullet one of these days. All you do is ridicule that man.

[D]

We have to.

[F]

He is a top notch newsman.

[D]

All right, now you're ridiculing him. See what that guy just did? That all started like he was after us and he ends up punching you in the nuts anyway. Yeah. So if you want your ass full of air. No, no, no. Stop it. Size. He's breathing. He's breathing. KDKB is alive. Alive.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So that's what they were saying. It's kind of a neat idea to say if you, you know, like, especially. And I know Covid deniers will go crazy on this, but when people had respiratory issues during that, those ventilators were the thing that you're pretty much like, this is it. You're on a respirator. You're not coming out of here. Like, that was when you knew it was bad because they couldn't oxygenate your lungs and blood and everything.

[F]

Like my mom. My mom was on oxygen.

[D]

Copd.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

But she didn't have that thing down in there. So I don't know if they'd have done that to your mother. And you know, it's very soon. Too soon to say, but they could have shoved some air up her ass. I don't know if that would have helped copd, but at the end, maybe.

[F]

Anything would have helped.

[D]

Yeah, but respiratory issues can be solved through the ass.

[F]

There's one more treatment we can try.

[D]

What have we been telling women for years? It's very healthy to take it in the ass. I think that's. It cures things. It's like hydrating your whole Body.

[E]

Body.

[D]

When I'm in there with oxygen and everything else. You're welcome. Yeah, yeah. You're welcome, ladies. We're willing to do that. I've never seen a gay guy wheeze.

[E]

What?

[D]

Never once gag. For sure. Yeah. They've got esophageal issues. They don't have any air problems.

[F]

That's not enough.

[D]

Never once have I heard a gig. I go. Because they're being pumped full of air constantly. It's working. Wonder if that's how they got the idea. Brady, do you know?

[E]

I do.

[D]

Okay, go ahead.

[E]

They throw signals.

[D]

That's right.

[F]

That's right.

[D]

Oh, they. Yeah, that's true. And it usually. The first one is 93. Three. That's true.

[E]

I've got two quick radio videos.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

The first one is a tribute to Ozzy guy for Halloween. The dude simulcast music with the lighting of his house.

[D]

Oh, his house is all lit up to Ozzy songs. Oh, that's cool.

[E]

These are all some pyro in it too.

[D]

Oh, the pumpkin is saying, that's pretty neat. The pumpkin is lip syncing the song. His house is now like an equalizer. You'd hate to be this guy's neighbor, though.

[A]

Oh, man.

[E]

Maybe it's our boy Drew.

[D]

Could be. Oh, that's neat.

[F]

Does he do this?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Oh, okay. Well, if. If you've ever Drew, our old guy that was here, he used to do this kind of. Of stuff because he. Or he ran stage shows. Right. So this makes sense. Well, that house looks like it's the middle of nowhere too. That's pretty neat. That's cool.

[E]

I guess he's done. This guy's done multiple songs too.

[D]

That's pretty neat. Ozzy. Yeah, he's got a whole bunch of them.

[E]

The guy in the house.

[D]

Oh, morning sickness. 98 KUPD home. Bloomberg's morning sickness.

[F]

You know, Ozzy does more than once.

[D]

He's got a lot of songs. Oh, boy, here we go. Now we're back to home, Twiggy. There's an Indian man whose hand is. Oh, I didn't know what was going on. So he's got. No. No tendons in his arm. He can twist his arm around like pretzels, and it's about as thin as a pretzel as well. Oh, Jesus. That elbow folds all the way down.

[F]

Left hand, too.

[D]

So that's how he wipes. Well, Indian or Middle Eastern, I don't know if the Indians. I don't know. I don't think the Indians wipe at all.

[F]

At all.

[D]

I think that's just Middle Easterners that bare hand ass wipe over that hole. Yeah, this dude, he just gave himself a high five and his arm spun around like a windmill. Oh, for Christ's sake, turn him off. And there's Dak Prescott. What's he doing there? I don't understand why Dak Prescott's sitting there. Brett Friday. All right, take us. Take us out.

[A]

I plan on it. We'll start with. We'll start a little more mild for you.

[D]

All right. By the way, mix M I X is the word for eight o'.

[E]

Clock.

[D]

Stay on that. Put it in the app. Take it in the app. A girl with no arms, naked and really childbirthing hips, is hula hooping around her neck and her stubby shoulders. She has no arms from the shoulders down.

[A]

They sent this for Brady.

[F]

She's got disabled hotties.

[D]

She still managed to get like a weird lesbian haircut, though. Like the wnba.

[A]

They sent that for Brady from his disabled.

[E]

She cut off with the thighs too.

[D]

I didn't. Yes. Oh, she has nothing from below the thighs as well. Can I see that again, please? How do you know? Her thighs got a good core. Are you sure? Her thighs are pretty sure.

[E]

Look.

[D]

How does she have a vagina? That thing looks like Barbie's vagina.

[F]

That is a good point.

[D]

There's no. There's no.

[A]

Got a Megan thee stallion ass.

[D]

You got a big ass. She's going bbl on that, huh? That's baffling to me that she's got a Barbie vagina.

[A]

Speaking of your pumpkins.

[D]

Oh, geez. All right, here's a guy behind a woman. He's giving some love to a woman from behind. And there's a woman behind him that's blowing air into his ass.

[E]

Yeah, they're making a sandwich for National Food Day.

[D]

Yeah, it is National Food Day. Make yourself a sandwich.

[A]

It. And how about this one?

[D]

Oh, my God. What is that? There's two arms in a woman's butt. Oh, that's not an arm. That's a wiener. That dude's got a thick one. I thought that was a forearm. He's got his hand in one in the left side of her butt, and he's filling up the right side with his manhood. She seems to be either dead or fine with it. Well, that's it. That's just how that ends. Yeah.

[E]

They could only do this for so long.

[D]

I'm more amazed that that dude openers. His thing was bigger than his forearm. It was about 6 inches wide. Looked like Brady's foot.

[E]

Maybe he Got that done in that Toyota from that guy yesterday in the news giving the injections.

[D]

Oh, oh, in the back. Okay. Yeah. Penis enlargement in the back of the Corolla. That's right. All right. I don't know if it's a very similar theme here as a guy had two. Come on, player. Come on, Fl. Guys got. God damn it. I can't watch and explain. I'll. I'll get back to you guys in a second.

[E]

Don't bother.

[D]

That's just. Okay, it's somebody's mother, clearly. Cuz that thing's giving birth, man. Oh, my God. All right, you need a replay? I'll explain it to the people.

[F]

Science.

[D]

All right, we got a lady who's being suspended from the ceiling. And then it starts with a guy who's got. Oh, man, I don't know if I can do it. All right, come on. All right, start it over. I gotta. I'm a professional. This is like when Brett tries to read something that rhymes with racism. Okay, guys, got both his. Both his fists in a woman's butt. She's being suspended from a ceiling in leather boots. And then he just. Then he just. And then. Okay, that's the part that throws me. Yeah, he just. He kind of spreads open the anus.

[E]

And stuff, like, just pulling on the rose.

[D]

Yeah, there's a rose, but I don't know how. Rim on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like, handles.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Oh, my God. And. Yeah, and he just keeps putting his arm in all the way to like the elbow way up the bottom.

[E]

And.

[D]

Oh, now he's got both of them all the way up to the elbow in her. And that lady has practiced that. Holy smokes. Man, oh, man, oh, man, that was tough.

[A]

This. This one may get you.

[D]

All right, all right. Here's a guy with a gimp mask on and he's trying to throw up. He's got his. That's a woman. I'm sorry, It's a woman. He's got his fingers in his throat. There's a little vomit going on here. Okay. It's on top of another woman. There's a ton of vomit on the floor. They started the video late, and it's going from mouth to mouth. The gimp is over the top of the corpse. It looks like laying there waiting to be fed like a baby bird. The. The gimp mask is. Is struggling to vomit more. Oh, mo. This now it's a farmer's blow. Oh, my God. Oh, God. She has got a head cold. She's Got an adenoid issue.

[E]

It's fake.

[D]

I don't. And there's so much.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Snot flying out of this woman's nose into the mouth of her mate. Oh, my God.

[F]

Yeah, you keep thinking Blair Witch Project.

[D]

Oh, man. This is what I'm saying. What do we need horror movies for? Oh, Jesus Christ. Still believe in God? Why? Oh, now they're gonna. Oh, they're showing the little. Oh, he's covered in vomit and snot.

[E]

So fake. So fake.

[D]

Oh, my God. That's just. Now she's going back down there. She's now squatting over the face. She's picking up the stuff that is on the floor. The vomit that didn't go in his mouth was on the floor. And she's scooping it up. She's scooping it up with her bare hands and feeding it to him, and he is. I don't know if you guys saw that again.

[E]

Oh, I saw it.

[D]

Go back about 14 seconds. Brett Brady, turn around. Nope, go back about 14. So turn around.

[E]

Watch this.

[D]

Watch him start to chew what she puts in his mouth. He starts actively chewing it. He starts actively chewing. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Oh, God. Oh, and that little guy started eating. Oh, it's not like it just rested in there. He was. No way. No, Brady. We just skipped br.

[E]

Done.

[D]

We'll still go up.

[A]

I don't think I can top that one. But we'll just close with this.

[D]

All right, this one is a dominatrix holding an erect penis and putting a skewer, or. What are those things called? Brady, that's a skewer, right? You put that right. Oh, and then stapling it inside. She's stapling his whole clothes. Yeah. You know, it could have been stapling his whole clothes. Yeah, that could be. It's a fondue fork in her urethra, and she's. What is national food? Stapling the hole closed with a staple gun. And it's one of the. Yes, yes. The surgery one. Yeah.

[E]

I wonder if she regrets.

[D]

Yeah, no, she's. She's got. She's got a lot of regret. Oh, we've got double cam. We've got a double cam. Oh, man. The skewer is deep in the urethra and it's been stapled closed, and she's just kind of working it up and down. I am holding mine currently. This little fellow will never go through anything like that if I have anything to say about it. Oh, my Lord. And he is somehow managing to maintain an erection Take that, dudes with Ed. Wow. Oh, my God. Yeah, now she's got some. Yeah, she's got some. Some sort of cleaning up swabs. Oh, no, that's a meat tenderizer. She's got the skewer. Oh, all the way in his penis. And now she's hitting his. His wiener with a meat tenderizer. Oh, my God.

[E]

Oh, please.

[D]

Okay, okay.

[E]

Please.

[D]

Yeah, this. You didn't know this was gonna hurt. Why is he pregnant? Like, the dude's belly isn't normal either. Is there something in there?

[F]

It's got that visceral fat.

[D]

Yeah, well, I don't know. It just. There's something in there. It just shows up. There's something going on in his tummy, too. All right. Good Christ. They're not done yet. Oh, she's taking the meat tenderizer and popping the. The fondue forks going in deeper. Oh, she's tapping it down. And it's gonna come out of his back. Oh, it's good. Oh, God. Oh, and she's hitting him in the balls. Oh, my Go put him out of his misery. You please stop. Please stop. Please stop. How much longer, Brett? Oh, my God, my poor wang.

[E]

This could be a tender penis cutlet.

[D]

Oh, God, she's got special cutie voice for it. Oh, my gosh. She's meat tenderizing again. Okay, that's got to be enough. Please stop this video. Act like you hate it, but you're talking. Okay, I don't know what she's saying. I don't want to know what she's saying, but it's enough of that. I can't look at that anymore. Show Brady the puking lady again. Oh, okay. No, the farmer's blow in the mouth. Isn't it weird that the puke part we all watched and she went to the snot. We turned away. Look at her scoop it up. Watch him start. Look at him. Look at him chew. You've gotta see. No, turn. Rewind it again a little bit. You gotta watch because he starts doing bunny chew.

[E]

I saw.

[D]

He starts going real fast. No, you didn't see. You turned away. You have not seen this part. Look, look, look, look, look. Just look.

[E]

That's good.

[D]

Be a man. Turn around and watch it. No, turn around and watch this part. Turn around. Watch this part. Watch him bunny chew. Sit through the first part. And Brady, Brady, turn your head.

[E]

I saw enough.

[D]

Turn around and look. No, you've got to see this. Look at him. Look at. Look how fast he's doing. She puts the second one. They get the close up and he starts going, that's a good one. That's a good one.

[E]

That's a tough one.

[D]

That's a good one. Hot diggity. All right. Mix is the word. That's what he's mix. And boy, he had a mix. That was a trough of lady gunk.

[A]

That was rough.

[D]

That's a rough one. And she was eating leafy greens just to keep you guys something coming out of there that was undigested. That is what goes on in this world. And that kind of goes back to what we were saying before why there are no good horror movies anymore because of you mother out there that keep doing stuff like this and filming it. We don't need horror movies. We've got the general public. Gross. There goes your Brady Report. Put mix in the promo code for eight o'. Clock. We'll give you another one at nine. How about that? Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.