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Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona’s #1 Morning Radio Show

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness - 98KUPD
Date: October 24, 2025
Episode: Full Show – Friday

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy Friday episode, John Holmberg and his crew—Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—bring their signature mix of irreverent humor, topical discussion, and listener interaction to Arizona’s airwaves. The morning is packed with talk of underground gambling scandals shaking the sports world (and Phoenix), wild conspiracy theories, dangers of “sex warfare” in tech, and a passion-fueled rant about horror movies—perfect for Halloween season. The team takes live Fireside Chats from listeners, drops promo codes for contests, and closes out with the infamous, unfiltered Guadalupe Squares.

Tone: Conversational, sarcastic, quick-witted, often edgy, and deeply tied to the crew’s Arizona roots.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Phoenix’s Underground Gambling Scandal

Timestamps: 05:45 – 15:00

• The show opens midstream on local buzz about the FBI’s crackdown on illicit sports gambling—a topic that’s rocked Arizona’s sports and restaurant scenes.
• A listener email describes Phoenix’s high-stakes, underground poker games, celebrity “fish” used to lure in big spenders, and cops to the presence of free drugs and “prostitutes (ASU’s finest)” at the events.
• Brett explains the lingo:
  • “Fish” = someone brought in to entice others into high-stakes games, often celebrities or retired athletes.
• The hosts reflect on Phoenix’s longstanding mob ties, money-laundering through unnamed pizza parlors, and NFL rookies historically warned away from “pizza boxes with no name”—seen as a sign of organized crime.
• Speculation abounds over how deep the rabbit hole goes, with suggestions that “businesses all around town” could be involved, and concern that more Arizona teams will be swept up next.
• Quote (Brett, 10:55):
  “If you are getting pizza from a place that doesn't have a name on the box, that's getting a deal… they're getting a deal. That's why they could hand you free boxes so they could launder money through your place.”

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2. Politics & Revenge Conspiracies

Timestamps: 10:57 – 13:29

• They riff on Stephen A. Smith’s theory that Trump is leveraging his mob/casino connections to “get revenge” on NBA/NFL critics via government investigations.
• Point that Trump “knows who’s who” in Atlantic City, construction, and sports teams, and may have real dirt.
• Speculation on which major local and national sports franchises could be at risk.

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3. Athletes, Gambling, and Naïveté

Timestamps: 13:29 – 20:30

• Discussion turns to the culture of sports, gambling, and the blurred lines around it all.
• Stories about NBA legends like Charles Barkley, Michael Jordan (and his suspicious break for baseball), and the prevalence of “appearance fees” to attract stars into shady games.
• Quote (John, 18:48):
  “His dad took some time off permanently.”
  (Referring sardonically to rumors about MJ’s dad’s murder tied to gambling debts.)

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4. Listener Emails & Relationship Riffs

Timestamps: 20:30 – 23:42

• A listener thanks the show for “waking up” his girlfriend to step up her game, leading to a spirited discussion about relationship standards and “sweatpants syndrome.”
• The “Disneyland Pinocchio” joke: playful suspicion about listeners associating Holmberg with anything Italian or mob-related.

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5. Conspiracy Theories & Brady as a Druglord?

Timestamps: 23:42 – 24:56

• A listener spins a wild conspiracy blaming Brady for running heroin from his friend Tong’s Vietnamese restaurant.
• The hosts riff gleefully—Brady’s too lazy to be a night criminal, but maybe he’s secretly scouting kitchens for “operations.”

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6. The Dangers of 'Sex Warfare' in Tech Industry

Timestamps: 25:23 – 36:21

• John breaks news about an alleged wave of Asian and Russian “honeypots” targeting tech workers in Silicon Valley and Arizona.
• Warnings: “If she’s a 10 and you’re not, you’re being played. You’re an asset.”
• Extended comedic bit about nerds being duped by spies, with ideas on how to run “honey trap stings” using ugly decoy guys like themselves (“operation lowercase b”).
• Quote (John, 28:45):
  “If you work at the nuclear power plant and a hot woman with an accent suddenly wants to blow you, you’re an asset. That’s it.”

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7. Horror Movies, Halloween, and Desensitization

Timestamps: 50:32 – 67:03

• The hosts discuss the decline of truly scary horror movies, comparing classics like The Ring, Blair Witch, and Deliverance to real-world horror stories found daily in the news and online.
• Theories: Horror movies can’t compete with the graphic, disturbing reality of contemporary news and the internet.
• Horror recommendations: mention of Tusk, Human Centipede, Saw series, Babadook, The Grudge, Silence of the Lambs, and others.
• Quote (John, 61:13):
  “If you get rid of Freddy after... that first one is, like, truly scary because it’s based on the idea that if you die in your dreams, you die. What if there’s a murderer that can get in there?”

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8. Fireside Chats—Listener Interactions

Timestamps: 117:26 – 133:35

Highlights:

• Kevin Falcone: Shares a rough week—father died, lost his job, but credits HMS for laughs.
• Dave: Calls in about 'stand your ground' self-defense laws; his father prosecuted a high-profile case featured in a true-crime documentary.
• Paul: Longtime, legally blind listener shares how he “hears” the show and occasionally dreams about John.
• Mark: Advocates for Arizona Cardinals to rebrand as the "Scorpions" to better fit the desert state.

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9. Entertainment & Pop Culture Drill

Timestamps: 139:31 – 147:26

• Rapid-fire entertainment news including:
  • Stranger Things finale coming to theaters.
  • Johnny Depp in a new ‘Ebenezer Scrooge’ film, competing with Willem Defoe’s version.
  • Bruce Springsteen biopic debate—Holmberg calls him “the most overrated performer in rock, period.”
  • Soft Cell’s Dave Ball passes away; riffed as “pulled Soft Cell out of your ass.”

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10. Guadalupe Squares (Game Show Parody)

Timestamps: 147:27 – End

• The show’s signature, raunchy, locally-themed version of Hollywood Squares.
• This week’s impersonations include:
  • Vito Corleone, Donald Trump, Bruce Springsteen, Tracy Morgan, Shaq & Charles Barkley, a “Patriotic Man Whore” Brady, and Trip Reeb.
• Running gags about the gambling scandal, NBA, "man-whoring for America," and sports team names.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On sports gambling/mob ties (Brett, 10:55):
  “If you are getting pizza from a place that doesn't have a name on the box, that's getting a deal… that's why they could hand you free boxes so they could launder money through your place.”

• On tech “sex warfare” (John, 28:45):
  “If you work at the nuclear power plant and a hot woman with an accent suddenly wants to blow you, you’re an asset. That’s it.”

• On horror movies/reality (John, 63:05):
  “We can start the horror every day with a story we read or something we see on Instagram or in the news. I think we’re surrounded by so much horror movie stories that the horror movies are silly now.”

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Timestamps Reference

• 05:45 – 15:00: Phoenix’s underground gambling culture
• 20:30 – 24:52: Listener emails, discord about women “letting themselves go”
• 25:23 – 36:21: Sex Warfare & spy stories
• 50:32 – 67:03: Horror movies, reality vs. fiction
• 117:26 – 133:35: Fireside Chats (Listener calls)
• 139:31 – 147:26: Entertainment/Pop culture news
• 147:27 – end: Guadalupe Squares

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The Show’s Tone & Humor

• Sarcasm, self-deprecation, Arizona inside jokes
• Routine ribbing of each other and callers (e.g., grilling a stoned smoke-shop worker, lovingly mocking listeners’ jobs and habits)
• No topic too taboo, but the mood is always fun, never mean-spirited

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Summary:
A quintessential "Morning Sickness" episode: the team tackles Arizona’s sports underbelly, big-tech paranoia (“sex warfare”), horror movie nostalgia, and listener stories—with plenty of lowbrow digs, camaraderie, and local flavor. Perfect for listeners seeking a dose of edgy, comedic banter and real talk about the weird, wild world of Arizona—and beyond.

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For Listeners Who Missed This Week:
You’ll be fully caught up on current Arizona scandals, find new conspiracy theories to ponder, receive unsolicited advice about relationships, avoid nameless pizza boxes, and be warned: if a perfect “10” suddenly wants you for your tech skills, you’re probably a mark.

Key Advice This Week:

• “If you’re ugly and a 10’s after you, beware: you’re an asset!”
• “If there’s no name on your pizza box, you might be dining in a mob front.”
• Laugh at everything—just don’t take yourself too seriously.

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FINAL REMINDER

Promo contest codewords dropped for app users:

• 6am: “tix/ticks”
• 7am: “cheddar”
• 8am: “mix”
• 9am: “stack”

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Note:

Ads, intros/outros, and breaks have been skipped to focus purely on the episode’s core content.

Transcript

[John]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[John]

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[Brady]

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[Kevin Falcone]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Kevin Falcone]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Kevin Falcone]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Kevin Falcone]

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[Brett Vesely]

At 56th street and Thomas Road. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Good morning everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday. It is 5:45. There's it's the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady. There's Brett. There's big Dick Toledo. We're off and running for a glorious day where still everybody's just talking about that silly gambling issue. Get this email. Got this one. This is a good one, says Holmberg. I just want to let you know the FBI gambling thing is coming to Phoenix. Count on it. I played in what you'd call an underground poker game here in Scottsdale for a while. I started to think things were rigged or bad things were going on that weren't right. So I kind of got out of it. The fish they got for the games. And that's a term I'm learning this week. Fish, huh?

[Brady]

Getting at the fish.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you know, the fish. The fish come to lure you in. Like the fish is there, and then, like, he's the fish. He gets people to.

[Brady]

We aren't the fish.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no.

[Brady]

Fish is the.

[Brett Vesely]

We are the. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. See? But the fish make it look like, oh, there's. You're going fishing. You get a guy. So Chauncey Billups is the big fish, but you get that. And evidently, that's what they do to make their game seem like, how could we. How could we cheat you? We've got an NBA coach here. Like, he wouldn't be part of anything on. Turns out Chauncey was in on the whole thing, if the allegations are true, that he knew it was rigged and he was taking money off of that. Anyway, this guy says the fish they got for the games were prominent local celebrities, including former sons. A couple of times we had hall of Fame, Major League Baseball, and NFL guys and made the whole room fall out. I got out when I realized I was pushing seven figures in action. The games were getting way too big. They're also awesome. Everything is free. I don't do drugs, but there was a table of whatever you wanted. I did partake, however, in the free prostitutes. And let me say, ASU's finest gets the job done. The FBI is coming here, and I promise you, this will get ugly for our local teams. Oh, man. And, I mean, they bring the.

[Brady]

The fish in.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Well, they'll fly whether or not they knew that the thing was rigged. Well, if they're basically getting paid, they're.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, hey, sure, they give him 50 grand. That was Chauncey. Bills got 50 grand. And if the. If the allegations are true, he knew the games weren't on the up.

[Brady]

There's the.

[Brett Vesely]

That's where it gets really, like, bad. If, like, he was luring guys in or inviting a Brett. Come on. It's like, oh, my God. Chauncey Billups wants to invite me to this big super nf NBA poker game with a bunch of guys.

[John]

Well, how could you not know?

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, dude, anytime with as legal as gambling is if somebody's having a poker party at 2 in the morning, right?

[John]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brett Vesely]

Pretty much like. And I don't know any of these guys and you're watching a hundred thousand dollars go in and out of the. It's. It's probably not on the up and up.

[John]

Yeah, in the back of Vincentorios or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. I mean, I told you the time I had. I shouldn't even say the place, but it was a pizza place. Very well known pizza place in Scottsdale. That a guy I had met who was doing contracting work, right. He was, he just said, hey, I have this poker game. I do it like 12:30 every night over at this restaurant. I'm like, oh yeah. The minute I got there I knew. I walked in the door, I'm like, oh, it's. Oh, it's this. This is a soprano scene like this. And it wasn't because everybody was Italian. They had a dude walking around telling stories and like he was. And everybody knew who he was but me. And he's like back in 77 and he's smoking a cigar and he's telling these great stories while the, while we're playing and there was two or three tables going on. I was out so fast it was ridiculous. And I was told to bring like a thousand bucks and I did. But I'm watching as the night went on. 12, 15, 20 thousand dollar hands. And these guys weren't blinking. And there was another dude in the back. If you needed more money, you could go borrow it. And I knew the second I walked in it was bad. And I'm like, I had no idea. And it was at a. Just a pizza place that is kind of popular. And when it closed, we met in there and it was, it was strange. And you know, we've always known that the witness relocation programs here in town, these guys, you know, you can, you can take. Britney Spears is still a hillbilly because she's from Louisiana, like the deep woods. You can take the girl out of the woods. You can't take the woods out of the girl. Same thing with the mob. You can take the boy out of Brooklyn. She can't take the Brooklyn out of the guy. And you can't take the mob out of him if he's been part of that too.

[John]

Brett knows that there's no such thing.

[Brett Vesely]

His whole family got that.

[Brady]

That guy that sent the.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Email in this morning. I mean, it'll be interesting to see when things ravel Where. How many restaurants?

[Brett Vesely]

Or that's what you're concerned about. I'm concerned about where they had them boarding teams. You're concerned about who's Viet Shack involved? Because I'm out If. Yeah, I mean, think about it. If you had a restaurant and you're like. And Brett's people come up and go. Time's not so good right now, but they could be. Let us borrow this restaurant from you. Yeah. They launder some money through your place, you get a little extra on top, you're going to stay afloat for a while, whether your business is good or not. It's tempting. If Porkopolis. If there was an opportunity overnight, someone.

[Brady]

Wants to do a nightclub or whatever it is.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady]

I got a card game.

[Brett Vesely]

You got a card game.

[Brady]

I'd love to use your lease, your space.

[Brett Vesely]

They don't actually. Those words give you.

[Brady]

I'll give you money for that time.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. And then you got to give us back. Yeah. If you don't even. Just close it. Close it at 11 and make sure everyone that you have here is out. We'll provide chefs and everything else.

[Brady]

It was.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Because they had food. But it wasn't from that place that when we were eating, it was. I mean, it was. It was nice. We didn't have hookers, and I didn't notice. You know, I was. I still am that naive towards the whole thing. Maybe there was, like, a table of blow I didn't know about. I didn't know. I. It's been like, the last five or six years where I was like, oh, my God, this stuff's all around me. Like, I've seen. I didn't realize. Yeah. So naive to drugs and coke and all that stuff. I've never. I. I'm, like, shocked to this day when I'm like, they do what? It still gets me. So I. I could have been in a room where that was going on. I wouldn't have known. And also probably prostitutes, but there were no girls there the night I was at that thing. And I never even thought of it as, like. Like, I knew it was not. I knew it felt funny. But I never thought. This is the Bonannos. I never. You know, I never went that far. I thought it was just a bunch of dudes posing as, you know, tough Italians playing. You know, this is what we do. We get dice getting, like, all right. But, I mean, there's a. When I started seeing that money get big, I'm like, I'm way out of my league here. I'm no good at poker. And there was no celebrity there, but that dude that was talking wouldn't shut up. So this makes you wonder how many athletes are involved if this guy's been to places here in Phoenix. And we remember when Kyle Vanden Bosch used to come in here when he was a Rookie. It was 2002 or three.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And he told us at the rookie symposium, they warned all the rookies to play for Arizona. Here are the place. They gave him a list. Here are the places you cannot go, cannot be seen with this. This town is filled with the underground. And if you get seen with them. That was back when the NFL didn't care about gambling at all. You know, like, not as far as financial gains. They had to stay away from it. And they were men. It was. It was big, long list. And that's when I learned that pizza boxes that don't have a name on them, they're just a dude throwing dough in the air. The generic are provided through a certain group of people that is keeping that restaurant in a safe space.

[John]

You get a deal.

[Brett Vesely]

You get a deal. That's right, Fred. You said it so much better than me. You get a deal. I get you your boxes. I can get you a deal. I get you free boxes. And I tell a pizza. You know, an owner of pizza place, you get free boxes, he's gonna be like, all right, I'm listening. I get you free boxes. You do a little something for me.

[John]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

We gotta do free pie. Hey, you get free boxes. Maybe shuttle some. Some things in and out. Maybe I get access to the register and the bottom line, and you have an empty night. Nobody's there. And yet you still pulled in eight grand that night. It's a nice thing. You know, you guys are doing well. The restaurant can't close, but you are no longer in charge of it. But, yeah, I learned that. I don't know if that still holds true, but at the time, that was one of the things they said, if you are getting pizza from a place that doesn't have a name on the box, that's getting a deal, they're getting a deal.

[John]

Just beware of that.

[Brett Vesely]

And I'm like, I would have never. I still. Sometimes I'm like, well, what if the little pizza man has a name on his apron or something? And it's. Evidently, it's just. Back then, it was just a pizza man throwing dough in the air. That was the dead giveaway, because they weren't going to go special print your boxes. They had them already done. That's why you were getting a special deal. That's why they could hand you free boxes so they could launder money through your place. Oh, it's also fun. You people, you people, Brett, they're fun. I'm telling you. Talking about it's good stuff.

[Brady]

They're crafty.

[Brett Vesely]

That makes me wonder who. I mean, I wonder if it is going to keep going then. The other thing is, you know, and I know people get upset about this and I'll get emails because people are triggered by this. Yesterday, Stephen A. Smith said this is Trump's revenge. Like you guys spent a couple of years in the, in that NBA and all that other stuff, attacking, marching against him, doing all this other stuff and like, you know, basically saying this is your fault, this is your fault. He's, he's on a rampage. And there is a little truth to the idea. It's like, oh, Trump knows more than most presidents as far as the way he, he ran casinos in Atlantic City. He knows some of the New York Knicks were involved. He knows some of the New York jets and Giants were involved. He knows that stuff. And he's looking at them going, you're really going to, you're really going to badmouth me.

[Brady]

Okay, okay.

[John]

Game on.

[Brett Vesely]

Game on. Yeah. Dudes aren't afraid to tear down some of the White House and just build what he wants. I mean, he knows the inner workings of a lot of seedy stuff and not in a political way, in a businessman's way. I'm sure Donald Trump's to a couple of these. And working in New York, he had to deal with the mob. Working in New York, he had to deal with some people, especially in construction and make deals, free pizza boxes. He's done that. So he knows who to talk to and who's. So when Stephen A. Smith said that, I don't think that was too far fetched to say, you know what if these pricks want to mouth badmouth me, they want to lift me, I got them dead to rights. Start looking into these few things. I mean whoever looks into poker games in the Hamptons, the FBI really, this isn't a local authorities thing. This is makes a better movie again. The movie will be fantastic. Amazing stuff.

[Brady]

Mr. Patel, the president would like to see you again.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, look into this. Yeah, I think we've got a little thing here with the NFL and they have been very mouthy. So I know they kind of turn around. Goodell kind of came around and started shaking hands with him and stuff. So I don't know if he'll go after them. But the NBA hasn't been exactly, you know, bastion of supporters, so we'll see. It's interesting. It gets better and better by the minute and hopefully, you know, I just. I do kind of hope it all just ends. They don't pull the sweater thread anymore, so my stupid sports getaways can remain that rather than, oh, geez, there can't be a Utah Jazz anymore because every, definitely, every one of them was doing something terrible. So they got to tear. Tear parts of the league down once.

[Brady]

They realize how many house games there are in every city.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it was tough to watch Charles Barkley on ESPN last night. You know, just the crazy. They need to keep an eye on gambling the NBA. Mike. Charles, you be quiet. You don't do that. The NBA dropped the ball. This was on them. They needed to do better. They needed to make sure that this was not happening. Like you in your prime were doing stuff with people for gambling. He loves gambling. He loves fighting. He did it in casinos. But I guarantee you, if they come up to him and said in Philadelphia, jose, come on down here. Let's do some work here. Use a couple hundred thousand dollars. You can do that.

[Brady]

You're free.

[Brett Vesely]

You can play all you want. We just need you to come in.

[Brady]

An appearance fee.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's an appearance fee. And you show up at this poker party and it's a blast. Yeah, I'm too naive to figure out any of that stuff. Hookers and weed and blow and all the stuff that just gets handed around. I'm still like, I still like grandma, that stuff. There's marijuana concerts, I expect. But if I'm in a room of people that. I still get shocked. Like when some of the sales girls, you know, sit and go, oh, I need my vape pen. I gotta get lit. I'm like, geez, you do that. And I'm like, I'm such a Pollyanna when it comes to that stuff. Everybody in this room, oddly enough, we are all kind of non potheads. We don't. We don't smoke. We don't do any of the stuff. It's weird. But Charles don't care.

[John]

I mean, the statute of limitations is gone for him. Maybe he'll just spit it out.

[Brett Vesely]

You'd think so. I don't know if he's got that.

[John]

That's gotta be seven years. Like everything else. He's good.

[Brett Vesely]

If not everything is seven years. He's good, he's good. All of these things are seven years. I don't know about you with Your murder and no statute of limitations. We don't do that.

[Brady]

But I wouldn't. Yep.

[John]

No, I wouldn't either.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. As all right, I guess. Money laundering and extortionist. Seven years for that too.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that right?

[John]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't know that all of them were seven years. I know a few. I know a few were seven years. I know that swiping money out of a restaurant was seven years because I looked into that just in case they're safe now because we used to steal from that restaurant pretty regularly. And I can admit that now because, you know, oh, and plus, the owner at a restaurant that would have to come after me had met with a terrible tragedy in a plane, which is true.

[John]

Happens.

[Brett Vesely]

I actually, that's a terrible story. But it is true. I kind of sigh relief when I saw that the owner of the restaurant I was working in had passed away in a plane crash. I didn't like that that had happened, but it did make. For selfish reasons. I exhaled a little like, okay, he'll never go back in the books. And this was like 15 years after I'd been done. But you still think about, like, man, we were voiding stuff. And if you paid in cash, there was a good chance that was getting split between whoever the waiter was. And we'd manipulate the numbers. We were. You put a bunch of 20 year olds in charge of a restaurant that at the time was making a million and a half dollars a year. We had our take. Oh, things walked. And then, I mean, the reason. And you realize it by getting involved with the people in the restaurant who had worked in restaurants for years. I would have never done that. I didn't go in there without intention. I was, you know, squeaky clean. But the other people that would say, if you keep being clean, they're going to catch us. Like, huh, you got to get in or you're. And. Or they'd fire you. And like, they got a bunch of people that were like, yeah, we're all. Some of the girls wouldn't do it, but they didn't, you know, they weren't going to rat. You had some. You know, I got totally involved because I wanted to be a bartender. And the bartender bill was like, if you don't void all this stuff, you know, your old friend Billy's going to go away for a little while. Like, What? I need 200 and voids a night. What the hell? What if we don't have 200 in business? Figure it out, son. I do. I'm like, oh, all right. Well, that's how he trained me to work the register. And then after that, you hit void. Well, we just rang that drink. Order it. He paid in cash. Why would we ring it in and void it? So we know why the merchandise is leaving. And then we make up a story about how he was upset, so we gave him his money back. Oh, by the way, here's a bunch of gift cards. Oh, boy. These are to be used liberally. And then you have people come in and pay in cash. You'd use the gift cards that Bill had stolen. We keep the cash. Restaurant gets their gift cards. As in the Some reason it worked. And I was never a big stealer. I had a, you know, I had a 20 to $30 habit. The other guys, they started getting up to 3, 400 a day.

[Brady]

That's what they all say.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, the word ticks. T I, X. Nice job, Brett. That's the 6am code word for the morning ticks. Not like you've got ticks. T I C, K, S, T I, X. Like tickets. Ticks is today's word for you for the 6am app promo code. If you get on that 6am one, you might win $1,000. And this is what everybody's asking. What if they get Jordan? You know, he's been part of this in the past seven years.

[John]

He's good.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, that's true. And he did his penance by being forced to play baseball for a couple of years, or at least you're going to have a couple years off. What do you want to do?

[John]

His dad took some time off permanently.

[Brett Vesely]

His dad was taken care of. Good gambling. Nobody talks about the Michael Jordan thing being what it really was. The guy just really loved baseball. He couldn't wait to travel on a bus back and forth from Birmingham to Alcorn. Really. He was the king of earth. And he quit to play baseball because he loved it so much. And then this, like, three years, the minute it ended, he's like, he just so happened to play baseball for the Bulls owner's other team, just to keep him in the fold, bought the Tina bus. Bought him a bus because he realized, I ain't doing this one more day. I'm buying a better bus. Minor league baseball. Nobody. Who's the greatest. And people still don't believe that. People still think that Michael Jordan went to play baseball in the 90s because he just loved it. Stop it. He just wanted to know it could be great. And we knew, like, the first week, he's not a pro baseball player. If you ever watched any of the Scottsdale Scorpions games? When he came to fall league, he was terrible. And then he played spring for a minute, you're like, no, this guy is not a. He's not even close. He's not even close.

[Brady]

He had a nice foul ball.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he's not even. He's an athlete. He's going to get a couple of pops in. But he's not a consistent baseball player. He couldn't do it. And if he loved it so much, how come he ran? He was done with basketball. He ran back the second he had a chance. That was all gambling. That's what they used to do with gambling. They used to be better at hiding it. Brett.

[John]

People get sloppy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that. People get sloppy. And then next thing happened, head coaches are in jail. It's a fact. Ticks, tix. That's what you want to do. And go grab that and get in that promo code of nailed.

[John]

Eber fluz.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, if the Bears should have had.

[Brady]

It done, they just started.

[Brett Vesely]

The Bears have been shaving points and throwing games for years. That's what I'm going with, years. This guy says, this is nice. I like this one, says John. I've been a longtime listener. I drive an hour to work every morning from Coolidge to Scottsdale. You guys are always on. I know. Brutal. You know, they have houses in between there.

[Kevin Falcone]

You can.

[Brett Vesely]

Says I stream when I get to work. My girlfriend and I carpool, and she thinks you're hilarious, but she only gets to listen to you for the first 15 minutes of your show, so she misses a lot and a lot of the talks about women having to step up their game. I've started playing the podcast in the evening on the way home so she can hear all the other stuff you say and, you know, keep preaching, brother. It's working. These broads that stop trying as hard and then want us to continue to try to woo them. They need to hear what you say. Yeah, thanks again. I'm going to send some pictures through the app. We went to Disneyland and saw something that we thought of you. I can't imagine why you go to Disneyland and take a picture of something you thought of me. Unless there was somebody, like, doing terrible things to Goofy. Anyway, says, I've never won anything from a radio show, and I always thought that it was all pretty much faked, but guess who I am. The first winner in the Take it in the app. So let everyone listening know you can really win if you play. Thanks again, Eric. Eric is the first winner for Take it in the app. And. And his girlfriend is.

[Brady]

He got a grand.

[Brett Vesely]

He's learning. Yeah, you got $1,000. His girlfriend is learning as she listens that, you know, if you want to stop trying, eventually you're going to start stop receiving. And then you're going to wonder what happened.

[John]

So take notes, toots.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, take notes, toots. The tattered T shirts and the sweatpants. And you wonder how come nobody's paying attention to you. Well, your fault. It's fine every once in a while to be comfortable, but all the time.

[Brady]

Our girl thought of you at Disneyland. She saw Pinocchio.

[Brett Vesely]

Ready? We're off the Italians. I don't know what you're doing now. He's still in mob mode. He wants one of these games. He wants to be a fish. This guy says I have a crazy conspiracy theory I'd like to sell you. With all the gambling that's going on. I believe that Brady sells heroin to Gilbert Moms. Oh. His friend Tong is his Vietnamese connection, like Frank Lucas, an American gangster. And Viet Shack is a front to launder all the cash. And now believe that Porkopolis was that too. He used to use it that way, but it was too much work. So now he makes Tong do that. Tell me I'm wrong and I'll still fight you, Jonathan.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you don't know.

[John]

And his buddy Jimmy Bon Jovi takes him there all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

I know he's got this new friend that flies all over the world that, you know, suddenly they're fl. Fast friends, hanging out, gifts exchanged left and right. I got you another little something from Japan.

[Brady]

Bon Jovi. Good people.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we like that. But yeah, that is. It is interesting because you're the only person I know that goes and asks, like meat managers and tour kitchens and things like that. That's more. That's a scouting mission, I would say.

[Brady]

The people that actually are in that are like, you're so stupid. You got everything, all the connections here. You're not doing anything with it.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you mean?

[Brady]

They're looking at me.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Why aren't you going to Steps? Well, because it happens at night. That would be the problem. You'd need some day criminals because Brady's not staying up past nine to go do criminal activities. Card game at 9:30 p. You're insane. Adverse morning sickness. 88 KUPD K. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's. Yeah. It's kind of a fascinating thing to think that you could do that and it would be. You would be the person I least suspect. But however, in hindsight, it would be that moment, that revelation, like an inception, like, oh, I get it now. Because Brady always ends up going talk to the owner toward the kitchen, like, what? Why? Because I want to see their operation. And then later you realize, oh, he doesn't care about the chefs and their knives. See the operation. Where can we hide the tables and the money and the blow? I've never been to Viet Shack.

[Brady]

What are you guys turning around in a year?

[Brett Vesely]

Would you like to pearl? You know, never have to worry about if you got another customer again, Viet check stays open. How would you like that? Yeah, that is strange. But you do know, you do talk to the people who you get to know them, the owners of places and then frequent there. Like, what was this? Seven Brothers Burgers back when Brady was allowed to eat all this.

[John]

That place still in business?

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John]

He's sneaking toward the kitchen on us.

[Brett Vesely]

Make smash burgers on a griddle. That's good. It's weird. Also, it's time to be self aware. I just saw this story last night and I'm like, this is the problem with Instagram. Instagram has created a bunch of people who think they're pretty. Instagram has created a bunch of people who think they're cool because they only do things that are cool and then present those to the public and then get comments back saying, you're cool. Plus, filters have made it so women in their 70s can think they're 30 again. And women who look like they're 70 can think they're 14. There's a few you look at, you're like, that's a child. Like, you filtered yourself down to eighth grade and you see that. But they see themselves now. That's how they look. They, they ignore their true warts and flaws because as they present to the world, you know, they're perfect. So there's, there's not a lot of self awareness anymore. Well, people taking advantage of that are now tech wizards. The Japanese. And the Japanese are sending incredibly hot women into Silicon Valley and things like that to start to kind of, you know, hobnob and schmooze with these tech guys at, you know, Google and all these up and coming places. And they just put out a warning up there and said that it goes for anyone in an industry that is like cutting edge. Or if you, if she's a 10 and you have to recognize you're not. And she came out of nowhere, she's Stealing secrets you're not. So that out kicked your coverage thing. That's right, out. If you're dating a 10 and China's doing it, Japan's doing it. China especially is getting girls from Russia and China to come over. Kind of infiltrate these little groups of smart guys who are nerds and aren't getting laid by hot Asian Russian women. And they put out warnings that basically say, if she's a 10, you're an asset. 100%. Look in the mirror, ugly. Why has this never happened to you before? You don't have a lot of money, you're not good looking. Why does she like you? Oh, you have access to all the spy stuff. Uglies don't get that she is a spy. So they're waging us, what they're calling sex warfare on the smart guys. We've got that chip factory building up there out there in the 303. We got the intel one way out there by Ocotillo. If you're, if you, if you are.

[Brady]

Like, how many guys are applying right now?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Yeah. But to steal all, Give China all our secrets. Yeah, there's a. Well, I don't know. I've been in America for a while and I have not had much luck with the ladies. I would very much like to take you home and have sex with your Indian pee pee. Well, this is a first for me. What else can I do for you? Why don't you let me take a look at your dossier? Anyone who says dossier to you is a spy. No, like, nobody's looking into your life.

[Brady]

I want to learn.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. If you've got too hot a girlfriend and you're not a multi millionaire and you're not good looking, you're being played like a fiddle.

[John]

If you got dua lipa after you.

[Brett Vesely]

And you live on the.

[John]

On the avenues.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you're. Come on, you're being played. If you're, if you're. If you've just got a card to get into the. To the Incredibly Tech Center. If you work at the nuclear power plant and a hot woman with an accent suddenly wants to blow you, you're an asset. That's it.

[Brady]

Got a whole new regime of jokes for Jeff Foxworthy.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. Yeah, you might be an asset. If hot poon from another country suddenly takes interest in you, you're an asset. And you don't go out. You're just constantly working on computers. And here's the reason I'm bringing this up. And I'm not throwing stones. I would fall for this. This is something that would hurt me greatly. Later, I would be a target. And I would give China a lot of secrets not knowing I'd done it. Get me a Chinese 10. She rolls up and out of nowhere. Hello, my friend. I've always liked big nosed, bald, middle aged. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nobody says that. You make me laugh. Oh, here we go now. I would fall for it. I would. And I'm an uggo. So when you're an uggo, if Brady came rolling in with a hot like. Like she's a tan Russian, she's, you know, decked out.

[Brady]

I'm her teddy bear.

[Brett Vesely]

And yeah, you'd fall for it too. Be like, oh, Brady. You realize that? And why is it we picked an industry with absolutely no trade secrets? So we tell what Greg said. Big deal. He's wrong, by the way. He's never been right. So all of our trade secrets are incredibly poor. No hot girls are trying to steal the future of radio. We're idiots. We got into a dummy's business. If you're a roofer, this never applies to you. Would you give government secrets away if that happened? And not. I think you would. I think you'd be. I think you'd be naive enough to.

[Brady]

Wouldn't even realize it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I think you'd be naive enough to think because she likes. Yeah. Your mother's told you how wonderful you are. That why wouldn't you.

[Brady]

Helpful with my work.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. And she's so involved in my. She just asked me questions about work all day. Nobody's ever taken this kind of interest, Brett. Maybe. Maybe I would fall for it in Harvey. Brett.

[John]

Smile of oil skin and my guinea charm.

[Brett Vesely]

The reason why is because I think. Yeah, I don't know that. I don't know that. That you're going to be a target. Because you seem like somebody that doesn't even tell your wife stuff. Like, it's going to be tough to suck info out of him. You're sucking in. I'm as. As you're wiping your face off. I'm giving you secrets to things I don't even know. I'm making stuff up. China's going to know everything without me realizing. That's what I've done. Yeah, that's. That's. Beware and be. If you're an ugly right now, just be on it. And look at your wife like, there. And if she just showed up out of nowhere and all your friends are like, dude, what did you. I don't know, she just like met me at the bar and she, she's taking Chinese secrets. It's called sex warfare. Women do it on their own, but China's smart enough to actually employ them, have them go over and steal stuff. And evidently they, you know, it's all technology, AI based, everything. So if you work in the world of AI and you've got a hot new Chinese girlfriend, break up with her today. I know that's gonna be hard, but Quan Lee's not in it for the love. She's basically a bo. Oh, no, no, no, no. My friend, she loves me very much. Says so all of the time. In fact, the first day we met, she said she loved me. When's the last time you ever saw that on? Indian with the accent, the short sleeve shirt that from Kohl's, that's buttoned all the way to the top and pants pulled up to his cans with the hottest 10 you've ever seen. It doesn't happen. The only time you see a black woman with an Asian man is because she's tired of, of like feeling pain down there. She. She wanted a break. There's certain, there's certain mixes that you're like, this isn't right. This is not on the up and up. You'd have to be Shohei Ohtani to have a black girl. Black girls aren't going after the average Asian guy. It's just not a thing. However, flip that around. Black dudes love Asian women. They'd give up. They'd get. My God, if they. If you're a black guy who's average looking and you've got a new hot Asian girlfriend. I know that's really hard for. It's hard for you, right? You gotta break up with her and. I know, I know, but you don't see tech geeks with tens unless they're Jeff Bezos. You have to be at that level. And even then, his tens are manufactured. You know, who's the guy? The Amazon guy is Bezos, right? He's got that Lauren Sanchez. She was built by a lab. Like, there's nothing about her that's. And it looks good.

[John]

Weird science.

[Brett Vesely]

She's weird science. It looks good, though. Like the lips aren't human, the face is now cat. Like the body's incredible. But she's also almost 60. So it's like.

[Brady]

And that's his mulligan.

[John]

That's the second?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's the second one. Because first one, look at Bill Gates. That woman was no charm. She was. No way. She's Stealing secrets for anybody. She looked. That looked appropriate. If China was smart, they wouldn't be firing over tens, they'd be firing over sixes. And then just laying on the charm, you'd train them back there in China to be, you know, kind of needy looking, but man, is she attentive to your needs. And she. And you teach them to blow and you teach them to take it in the app and they show up and these. These tech dudes won't know what to do. They won't. They won't have a clue. You finally get them off that stitch thing, you know, you'll finally get them off playing games at night. We're going out to the Olive Garden because she loves it so much. And a little secret, my friend Brett. My new girlfriend takes it in the app, so to speak. And she is. It is. Oh my God, it is relentless. App play. I cannot play with you tonight. The World of Warcraft or the hero or Halo or any of the others because I am going to be having anal sex with a hot girl.

[John]

Non pixelated.

[Brett Vesely]

Non pixelated. Yes. I do not have to pay. And I can see her face. It is amazing. Most of the ones I watch having anal sex on my virtual reality. I don't know. Do not show their face.

[Brady]

I was at tech company, I'd come up with a whole fake division, give them set up a little internal sting, false information. You're all higher ranked.

[Brett Vesely]

Brilliant. Yeah, you get nice. Yeah, here's what I need. Yeah, that's. And hire us. I would like to apply for that job as the decoy tech genius and.

[Brady]

Give them just bogus info.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady, I don't know if you noticed, there may be nobody better than at Bull than me. I'd be perfect for this job. You put me in the things. You just got to pretend to know all the tech secrets. I mean, you got it. And you give me a few things to. A few words to use and throw in a conversation. They'll fool us. This. This Russian smoker. I'm going out and I got a date with the Russian hawker. Are you giving her the secrets? Giving her more than that. They train him to come over here and take it in the ass the whole time. And I'm giving her false information. That's a great movie right there.

[Brady]

Deep cover it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Dummy it and make it so. And I am your huckleberry. I don't know anything about that stuff. I'm an idiot. I can work a phone. That's about as far as it goes.

[Brady]

Give me 20 minutes.

[Brett Vesely]

Keep in mind. Intel and whatever that chip company's called. I don't even know your name.

[Brady]

SMC or something.

[Brett Vesely]

Cool. Thanks, Brady. I had to have Mike the IT Guy change the batteries in the mouse yesterday. I don't know anything. You want me to deflect these hot girls off of your employees? You got it. That is what I'm gonna do in retirement. Ugly guy who seems to know everything, doesn't know anything. Just fending off the hot girls from the guys who are actually getting the work done. Genius move there, Brady.

[Brady]

You've got your expense account.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Look, pay me. I'll show up every day, and I'll sit in an office, and I don't know what I'll do. I'll just stare at computer guys doing stuff I'll never understand. I'll probably play. I'll pro. Honestly, I'd probably just play Red Dead Redemption. Old games. I won't even play any of the new ones. They're too hard. I'm not even good at. After the products. Finished playing it and figuring it out. You ever see Brady try to work the first scene in Red Dead I've heard about. Dude walked into the wall for about halfway. Died like 15 times in the tutorial. I didn't even know you could die in the tutorial. Brady drowned once, and it was snowing.

[Brady]

I got to the part where the wolves. You have to take them out.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the tutorial. They just showed. Yeah. That you're not supposed to pass. That you're not supposed to die in the tutorial.

[Brady]

Here they come. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Wolves stand there like, come on, asshole. Shoot us. Like, you can't. You're not supposed to die in the tutorial. You were so bad at it that the tutorial ate you. Like, screw it. Plan R. He's not. He's not getting it. Kill this guy. Make him hate this. Well, I remember watching Brady play at my house. Tiger woods golf. Oh, he tried to.

[Brady]

Good strokes.

[Brett Vesely]

You had no good strokes. And Tiger woods is standing over a ball on my big screen, and he's just duffing one about a foot and a half into a bush. I've never seen somebody lose it.

[Kevin Falcone]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

That would never happen. That wouldn't happen. This is stupid. That wouldn't happen. You've got to. It wouldn't if it was the real Tiger woods. But you are puppeteering him. You're the marionette. Now. Now, now. Next. And then Tiger's like, geez, I just don't have it today.

[Kevin Falcone]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

You're Tiger Woods. Even your bad shots are good. Lost his mind. Brady. I want to be the. I want to be the guy who does all the talking with his dopey little friend. Will be. Will be. It will be operation Lowercase B. Because I'm the. You're the little O. And that will make it Operation lowercase B. Where the two of us go out to bars. Russians and Chinese operatives come and we are like. And they start talking to our little friend. What? No, no, no. I have to. And they're trained to deflect to us. You must talk to my supervisors. That is John and Brady. They are over there. Dude, I cannot speak to new hot girls. Because of course you may be. You know, Sex warfare. Would you please talk to them? They are my bosses. They know more than I do. And then the two of us, I just love. See take it in the app lady Egonculator. We're doing something new with AI and she's just writing down secrets while Brady bangs a hot. Oh, this is a plan.

[Brady]

Chips are falling out of my pocket.

[Brett Vesely]

Oops, I dropped our new AI super chip that cures cancer and stuff. Gonna make somebody a billion dollars someday. Oh my God. You do have the chips. Let me put that in the purse for safety. Yeah, let me put some in your purse for safety, sister. Turn Brady into a man whore. To protect the. To protect America.

[Brady]

Usa.

[Brett Vesely]

This is the most American thing you could ever come up with. Ugly guys banging these sex asset. Sex warfare spies. It's almost. It's almost gonna make me cry how American it is. It's a beautiful thing. So. And I'm perfect for it. I'm ugly. No one would believe sex warfare would attack. Like I would fall for it. So you put me out there knowing nothing about your product at all and say just tell these girls whatever you think you know, because I don't know nothing. And go save the United States. I know that's a little delusionally grand, but Tripp. You think Tripp wouldn't be a monster at this? If I'm like, yeah, you gotta talk to. He's like the new CEO of the whole thing. And he's just. He's single.

[Kevin Falcone]

He is.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That guy knows everything. It's like the most amazing person I've ever known. He's alright. Yeah. Can he still get an erection? I don't think so. Trip, can you still get an erection? We both know the answer to that. Knock it off. Yeah, but he's great with his hands.

[Brady]

He's in charge of the new project.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the. Oh, Trips in charge of putting ugly guys in the. In the places to deflect.

[Brady]

12, 2000.

[John]

Charge the EM50.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it was Elon Musk who alerted everybody too. If she's a 10, you're an asset. He's basically telling all his ugly employees, guys especially, like SpaceX and stuff he's doing, that's very stealable. Billionaire stuff. When he hits a home run, it's billions of dollars and it takes control of the entire, you know, industry. And you don't want China to have that. We didn't even want them to have TikTok anymore because we were worried what they were doing with it. So take a look. If you've got. If you've got a hot Russian or a hot Chinese woman in bed with you right now and you're not that good looking, just wake her with one of those. Just driving. I know what you're up to. You're not getting anything from me. The roofing company will be saved. And also recognize whether or not you're a target. If you're just an average dork who. Who knocked one out of the yard and you don't have any access to stuff that can, like, change the world's future. You know, if you're a mechanic for RVs and things like what Brett used to be, it's like, yeah, if the hot Chinese spies come, she's not gonna. That's just a dumb girl that made a mistake. Or, you know, also, if it's a hot foreigner and you're an RV mechanic, she's just getting a green card. Like, why don't you people. I'd fall for it and it wouldn't even hurt my feelings. Like when she leaves in 90 days. Like, I had that friend that he hired those Asian girls to come over, and he married one, and 90 days later, she just disappeared. Because back then they had a. You'd have to have meetings with people. Like the government would come by and meet with you. And she stayed at the house and she was super awesome until the day she could leave and be free. She just left.

[Brady]

But the bottom line, she's coming in and doing it, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Absolutely. She gave him everything. Everything American women won't do. And then the day she left, he was all heartbroken, and I'm like, get another one. I don't know.

[John]

You fell in love in 90 days.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he was married to her in 90 days. And then she had to stay for a certain amount of time. Well, immigration officials came and interviewed them constantly, like, to make sure it was on the up and up. And they had to think, this can't be something real. He lived with his parents, and then his brother ordered one. And she showed up after the first one left. And they didn't know that that was the plan. They thought these girls would stay. And then his brother got one. His dad wanted one. His wife was like, absolutely not. But the wife liked her. Ronson's parents were like, you go get another one. They mowed the grass, they cleaned the house. They were slaves. They were playing the part. Like, do not get me in trouble. I'll do anything. And all they wanted to do was be American. He got him in. They went through the paperwork, he married her, got some sort of citizenship access. Stuck around until they said, all right, it's legit. You're a citizen. And then she just disappeared from the face of his life. And he was sad. Like, that's a program I'd get back on board with.

[Brady]

Runs a very successful donut shop.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, I'm sure she's got an awesome donut shop. Ron is not. He's not in it. But his brother was gonna be a professional bowler. And that's when I knew, like, man, this hot Asian you've got on your arm, she ain't stay. And he knew it the second his brother's hot Asian came and went. 10 grand is what it cost in 1996 to have a girl fly over. And 10 grand's worth it. You never had to take her to dinner.

[John]

She cooked every day, does the laundry, mows the lawn.

[Brett Vesely]

It was 10 grand for the first 90, and then she had to stick around for a little bit after. But yeah. And I went to his house once, and she was outside mowing the grass. I'm like, what is going on? He goes, we don't even have to ask. She does everything. It was like Miyagi's backyard. It was amazing. You're spending 10 grand on the type of work you were getting, let alone. She was evidently just insatiable. Like, she wouldn't stop everything. He couldn't get here because he was kind of dopey. He had. He had the dream woman. And, yeah, it was fleeting, but he saved up money. He got one. She showed up, no questions asked, gave him everything he wanted. And then, I know women are like, that's gross, but that's better.

[Brady]

Our old boss, Chuck, had a friend.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right.

[Brady]

Had a good 25 year run with the first one.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Ordered up a second.

[John]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Chuck used to always come in. My friend just got a brand new one over There from, I don't know, Slantsville McChuck. We're not allowed to say that anymore. Well, it's hard to have dinner with him. And look at this 25 year old Asian girl who. That's gorgeous. And he. And he would say that all the time. Charlie, do you realize what you're doing? I know exactly what I'm doing, Chuck. Oh, for Christ's sake. And the reason Chuck was upset is because Charlie was dragging this broad around to like country club functions and putting it in the wives minds that this is an option. And they were getting mad at, like his wife was getting mad at him. You can't hang out with Charlie anymore because she thought he's gonna plant bad ideas in your head and make you want one of those. And who was the happiest guy you've ever met in your life? Charlie was 70. And I've never met a more spry, happy man. Even when he started, like getting real sick at the end, still you. Hey, it's great to see you, buddy. I've had the best last 10 years ever. He ordered one up and she stuck around because he had money so he could keep paying her to stuff.

[John]

Okay, so she. She lasted longer than the 90.

[Brett Vesely]

She stays.

[John]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

And also she stayed and stuck around and got all the assets, I think, like kids and her. Oh, he's got this Taiwanese spinner that shows up and God damn it, if it's not ruining my life. Why? And Mary gets angry that I hang out with him. Of course she does. This dude's got the blueprint for happiness. And she ain't giving you that. I love my wife very much, but my God, this little Asian face. Yeah, it was pretty. It was pretty remarkable. So just be careful if you're ugly. She's a smoker, she's from another country. And she showed up out of nowhere liquor with one of those. Oh, no, no, no, no. I could never. She's. Nikita loves me. No, she doesn't. No, she doesn't. She loves your ideas. Let's get a wake up song. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together, you sex assets. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? Morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? There it is. Miles to Nowhere. Everybody kicking it all off. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen of Miles to Nowhere. That's Katie and the Hobbs making it happen. Word is over. Seven o'.

[Kevin Falcone]

Clock.

[Brett Vesely]

Coming up in five minutes. And I'll tell you right now what it is so you can prepare. I don't give you a little hand every once in a while. It's cheddar. Seven o'. Clock. It's cheddar, actually. Cheddar with a hard R. It's cheddar with a hard R. Let's get the hard R. Chedar. And I'm guessing this is going to be one of the harder ones for people to spell cheddar, because nobody ever says cheddar like the way it's spelled, but cheddar, hardar. Good luck with it, people. Evidently, there's a lot of illegal gambling going on in the city. Guy. I walked into a Chinese poker spot, looked illegal as f walked in and asked if I could play, and immediately got rushed out and felt like, oh, this isn't good. Just a hole in the wall in the corner of a shopping center on 35th and McDowell. Well, yeah. Everything on 35th and McDowell is no good.

[John]

No better.

[Brett Vesely]

Any restaurant you walk into over there is bad. Are you insane? Did you hear yourself? 35th Avenue and McDowell. Take a drive down 35th Avenue, knowing it'd never be the same. Standstill Traffic on the 2. Sorry. It's a thing.

[John]

City fire.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. People are, like, trying to get involved. Says what about ugly guys who prefer men over hot women? Like my brother, James Rockefeller. Oh, Sean. He wouldn't give a hot chick a second glance, but a slippery little twink boy came over. He'd bend over with all the secrets in the blink of an eye. All right. Yeah, we'd have to send over some twink boys. That's the fun thing. I forgot that my favorite word is this is. They're called honey traps. You're in a honey trap because somebody has to tell you you're in a honey trap. Like, what? This is a honey trap. She's a spy. And then somebody else sent me pictures of. This is crazy. I didn't even know this. All of the CEOs currently of, like, a bunch of different businesses, tech businesses, including Zuckerberg. Look at this. This. Find the picture. Hang on.

[Brady]

And they're.

[Brett Vesely]

They're Asian wives. Yeah, they're all. Look at this. I don't know who any of these guys are. Let me find that picture. It's. Yeah, Zuckerberg's got one. I don't know who the other dudes are. Said every billionaire's final startup is a marriage to an Asian lady. And they're. They're like four Big deals in Zuckerberg's one of them. They've got these young Asian girls. And the thing about it is, and Elon Musk said, they'll marry you. They'll go so far as to, like, do this. That you get yourself into a honey trap. That's jackpot, son. Said, tell Brady that don't feel bad about being bad at video games. They've made a special version for him called Retard Dead Redemption. I like that one. And people want Brady, the patriotic man. Horse buy in the squares today. So write that down. We might have to have that. That reality in there. I was in a discussion yesterday. It's like, somebody told me, they asked me on text, like, who you like, move. Like, what's this? Because Dom was here and he was talking to Larry, and they were talking about a bunch of horror movies I'd never heard of that are coming out. Like, Right. Like, none of them. And I know about Black Phone, but I watched about 10 minutes of it and I thought it sucked. And those guys were dancing around. What? It's like, what's the last good scary movie that was made? Like, there hasn't been a good one in for ever. And not just stage. Like, there's no good ones, too.

[Brady]

And I don't recognize any.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. But I mean, they're like, annabelle is okay. And I got the last one that got me because we were talking yesterday about, like, Halloween and the scary movies, and I can't remember the name of it. The Ring. That one had me, like, that one the entire time I watched. I'm like, this is. I don't like anything. That. That horse. When that horse jumped off the boat, I don't remember it. Like, but that was like. And everybody that looked at the TV and saw it was just the weirdest.

[John]

About, like, the conjuring and stuff like that.

[Brett Vesely]

I never liked any of those. Like, they're okay. Yeah. But I never want to go back. Like, I want. Like, if the ring is on, I'll watch it again. Like, there's no good horror movie or suspenseful movie that I want to watch again. You watch it once. You're like, all right. Like, everybody's on about this weapons movie right now. And I thought it sucked. Larry loved it. And I'm like, but there's a bunch of stuff you can't explain. They never like. And to their own admission, they never went back to the thing that was. Why are there guns floating over the dead bodies heads? Why? Oh, it's like a reference to video games. Yeah. But there are no video games mentioned through the whole movie. Like, I mean, I get it that the kids were being, you know, I guess, kind of, like, manipulated through some sort of. So they would be the players. But it didn't make any sense to me, and it was just boring. After a while, it's like, now I'm just bored. I haven't seen a good one in a while. I think the Ring I liked a lot. I like more of the thrillers than anything else. But if you look at movies like, Black Phone is an interesting concept, but I've already made a second one, so, you know, it's just. And that's. I think, why. It's just. I feel like you get after years and years of watching scary horror movies, you feel duped. You watch a good one, you just know they're gonna make a. Babadook's old, too. Babadook was okay. And I think Americans like Babadook because it was like an Australian thing. So everybody was. I don't know that one Babadook is an Australian, kind of almost Beetlejuicer. Candyman. That there's the little boy. And it's funny because the little boys run around the house all the time. It's the baby Duke. It's the baby Duke. And he's got the little accent. You're worried about a stupid named thing. But then mom turns into a Babadook, and it's this, you know, you have to go through the steps, and the Babadook can take you over. It is kind of cool. And he lives under the stairs, and he's scary. Babadook was actually kind of scary.

[John]

What about Blair Witch? Did you get into that?

[Brett Vesely]

Blair Witch. I. Here's the thing about Blair Witch that. Damn it. So when I worked at the old radio station, the Zone, they came to us about eight months before that movie had any press and said, we want to show you guys a documentary. And they showed it. It was the. The marketing of that movie was so good that they showed it to me and my producer, Kevin and Stephanie, the girl that was on the show. And they showed it to us in a theater. And there were like, seven people in the whole theater. And I'm like. And they're telling us the whole time this is. This actually happened. Yeah, they didn't. They weren't saying it was a movie. They're saying this. This is something. We don't know if the public's ever going to see it. We're thinking about doing this. We're showing it to, you know, Media outlets and things like that. So we got to watch that. And I walked out of there feeling like that's the most horrifying thing ever. And then on the drive home, I'm like, why were there cameras in the room at the end? Like, wait a second. Did I just fall for that whole thing? But I had to ask questions. You didn't have, you know, full Internet access in 1998 or whenever it was to sit and go, is that real? So you had to discuss it with the other people that saw it. Stephanie was 100% in because girls aren't, you know, they're. You know what I'm saying? She fell for it hook, line, and sinker was crying. The producer, Kevin, was like, I don't know. Like, it seems so okay until it didn't. And so then you watch it a second time. You're like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Once you knew it was a movie, it's terrible. But the way they presented it to. And I went on the air the next day because I still wasn't quite. I'm like, if I saw. We hadn't been, you know, shown Brett's videos of dark web horrors, and, you know, you had to go watch the faces of death to even come close to anything that was, like, murder mystery crazy. And then at the end, I'm like, wait a second. It's a ghost. Like, I'm falling for this. Like, I fell for, like, the acting's okay, but you watch it a second time.

[Brady]

It doesn't hold up.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it doesn't hold up. It's because it's terrible. It doesn't hold up the first time. If you have critical thinking.

[Brady]

First time I watched.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's terrible theater. Well, by the time it got to the theater, everybody was kind of in on the idea. I was like. And then you find out that it's just a ripoff and they should have been sued for a movie called the New Jersey Devil. It's the same exact thing. These kids did it with handicams back in early night. It's the same exact thing called the New Jersey Devil.

[Brady]

And it is amazing. The money that it made, it was huge. And because people make. It was very.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it was war of anything, right? It was War of the World's terrible. Like, it was like, War of the World's exceptional when it comes to the media, but it was a terrible movie, by the way. Cheddar. Harder. Cheddar is the word for seven o', clock, not cheddar. Like, you say cheddar, get on that. Hit our app. Make it. Take some money out of the app. Like that Ryan guy. Yeah. So I was thinking about that and I'm like, it's a little disappointing because, you know, we all get excited for a good scary thriller. Yeah.

[Brady]

If it's good.

[John]

But there's so much trash out there too.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. There's like no anxiety inducing, fear based horror movie. Broomhead over at KTR told me about a six part series about this dude that had ghosts in his house in Florida. And he just documented the whole thing. And every once in a while, I don't buy ghosts, but every once in a while there'd be a clunk or something that came out of nowhere that made you just go, ugh. If that was real. But it's just not. And Broomhead, text me later. What'd you think? Do you like it tactical? Tactical.

[John]

Tactical.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like, no, I. I didn't like it at all. It was okay. It was six episodes. Was too many. I tried getting through it. It was okay.

[Brady]

That is a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

But by the end of it you're like, okay, he's gonna go back to that stupid swamp and banging around. And then you start wondering if people are gonna die. Nobody was gonna die. It's ghosts. Yeah. Blair Witch was in there. I don't know. There's just been nothing. And I think when Pete, when I asked yesterday, that was the best one I come up with is the ring. What's. I mean, and that's a long time ago that I would go back and watch again. Yeah, this is. Guys, as I thought, Nick, you're as dumb as I was. Nick says, I thought the Blair Witch was real. Felt real until I saw the main girl on Jay Leno promoting. Yeah, that was pretty. So I guess you were chased around by an apparition for a film. Like how long were you in the woods there? But after getting stalked and your friends are all dead. Let's talk about your movie. Yeah, I was in the movie. And people think it's real because they're dumb. I thought it was real. Your friends have never been on the show.

[Brady]

So it's movies disturbing the Human Centipede.

[Brett Vesely]

That I still think is so underrated. Human Centipede is awesome because it's funny.

[Brady]

Time of the season. It's pretty good to watch that. Right.

[Brett Vesely]

When I did my three pumpkin Human Centipede, when I carved it out and made pumpkins eating the ass of the pumpkins in front of them and I used yarn and sewed them together. That might be the most proud Halloween thing I've ever done. And the doctor in that movie, oh, he was great. The best part of my Human Centipede pumpkin was having to explain it to kids. Because at the time, not a lot of people knew, what in the world did you make there? And the moms were like, yeah, what is that? I'm like, have you seen Human Centipede to kids? What's Human Centipede? Oh, crazy German doctor stows his face to people's butts and like, all right, that's. Give him his Snickers and let's get off the porch. You're a horrible man.

[Kevin Falcone]

Why?

[Brett Vesely]

It's pumpkins eaten. We're eating them, too. You gutted it. Why can't they eat out of each other? Bye, now. But I made that thing. I was so proud of it. I took pictures. I've never taken pictures of anything. Halloween. I took pictures. I was so proud of myself. It's hard to carve out a pumpkin and make it fit on another pumpkin's ass. It's hard. And then I tried to make the first pumpkin, like, ooh. Like, make a face like horrible things were happening. The middle pumpkin. Oddly enough, the sun killed the middle pumpkin first, just like in the real. Because it's the hardest one to keep alive. But, yeah, it was. It was. That was pretty good. I like that. And then, of course, you know, there's the. Just the absolute horrific stuff where it's just slaughters. And I don't get into those either. We need it. We need a. We need a. A new. For everyone. This one says.

[Brady]

I mean, the Saw movies. One or two.

[Brett Vesely]

Saw. One is good. Three is good. The first. Yeah, that's. Those are pretty good. They get a little silly. And then I think there was like seven or eight or somewhere along the line, they made another good one. But I don't know. Yeah, that's it. Says the guy said the only thing at Blair Witch that freaked me out was the end where the camera just shows the guy standing in the corner. I don't know why, but it made my whole body chill. Yeah. Because it felt. I don't know. That was the last time we could be duped by something. Like in movies that. But they promoted the hell out of that thing so well. And they got me talking. They got people in. You know, they went grassroots. They went city to city and got us talking on the air going, There's. I'd not seen this in the news. I don't know what this is. But evidently these kids were stalked. They still don't know who did it, if it was a person or. And then I had to catch myself and go there. There are no ghost murders in the history of man. So why in this. Why would the one that happened be fully documented? I was pretty dumb on that one. That was not good.

[John]

Tons of people are sending in all kinds of crazy horror movies.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, and they. I don't want to.

[Brady]

You don't recognize the names.

[John]

Some do.

[Brett Vesely]

It's, you know, like, anything that stands out. I don't want to watch a movie. The Grudge was pretty good. Yeah, that wasn't bad.

[John]

And Grace said the Grudge scared the hell out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Grudge wasn't bad. This guy says John, you're right. They've remade the Hand that Rocks the Cradle. If you're looking for a good horror movie, you have to go to films. Pre2012. Silent Hill was. I did like that one, too. The Freaky Nurses. Yeah, there's been a few. There's just nothing that's like, go back to. And you watch Old Like Halloween. And again, I always say that one of the best ones ever made and unfortunately got ruined was the first Nightmare on Elm street. Like that movie is.

[John]

I haven't seen that so long.

[Brett Vesely]

If you get rid of Freddy after, like, we all know what he is now.

[John]

Return.

[Brett Vesely]

Goofy joke where he got silly. That first one is, like, truly scary because it's based on the idea that if you die in your dreams, you die. What if. What if. What if there's fall asleep? What if there's a murderer that can get in there? It was kind of a cool thing. You can't fall asleep. That one's pretty good. Just enough gore to be like, yuck. And then just enough suspense to be worried about it. That's an underrated movie. As far as horror movies go, there aren't many good ones. I don't know. I think it's. You know what I think? Why? Oh, this might be something I just stumbled into. I think because we get so much terrible reality news, horror movies can't live up to what we actually see every day. You know, sensitized. Well, it's a little desensitized, but at the same time, it's like the story can't. Like, we watch things online that are so, like, grotesque and weird that the story around it is better. You can't make it up. Like. So if you try to make characters out of it, you get bored until you just get to the meat and potatoes and we get the meat and potatoes with Brett every day on our Instagram. Every day. So. And then you read stories about, you know, like this thing that's going on here in town that they just arrested a crossing guard who's 22 for having a ton of child porn downloads on his phone. And he got a tip. Somebody said, hey, I happen to know this guy. And he's downloading them into his Dropbox and they find him in the Dropbox and go through his computer and like, you've got tons of this. He's 22 and he's like, I know it's bad. I just have this. But he got a job as a crossing guard. So I mean, we can start the horror every day with a story we read or something we see on Instagram or in the news. So I think we're surrounded by so much horror movie stories that the horror movies are silly now. It's like, wow, that's nothing compared to Nathan Sutherland. Or I mean, Nathan Sutherland is a horror movie.

[John]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And it happened. That's why the Ed Gein thing has everybody. That's why Ed Gein's message in the documentary is like, you guys love this stuff. We can't keep up. Like, you like taking real things and making them entertainment. This dude was a butcher. Like, he was a horrible. The butcher of plain.

[Brady]

I think there is definite truth to that. Because as far as. Even the. The graphic side of it, because back in the day, when you have a good horror movie, they would. It left your. The imagination. A lot of them. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You just knew somebody was more effective than the actual.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Just showing the screams. Yeah.

[John]

People are saying Jeepers Creepers.

[Brett Vesely]

Never saw that one.

[Brady]

That dude is.

[Brett Vesely]

Watch that.

[John]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that the one with that big super smiley faced guy?

[Brady]

No, he's like a. He's a demon. But I know the one you're talking about that, man.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know what that. He's got a top hat.

[John]

Terrifier is another one that keeps coming up.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, somebody. Actually, I've heard terrifier. A few people have said that to me. Even yesterday we were talking about it. I don't know. I just don't.

[Brady]

Children of the Corn.

[Brett Vesely]

That's. Yeah, those. I never thought that was any good. Actually. That one never got me. Just Stephen King stuff sucks. Almost all of it.

[Brady]

Jeepers Creepers thing was a flying Batman like thing that would attack, swoop in on a school bus.

[Brett Vesely]

I just don't like when it gets supernatural, you know? P.D. holmberg's morning sickness. I like it. I think that's why the Ed Gein thing is so fascinating because he's just a regular fella. I like murderers in movies. I don't.

[Brady]

The one that got me pretty good was as far as if being in tight spaces was either the. The cave or where they were going underground.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh. When they make it full anxiety, like, there's no move. Yeah.

[Brady]

They came across those orc things or Minox hillbillies that were living in there.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. It was kind of. That was. Yeah. That was kind of gay, I think. Well, because it just. You can like it if you want, but everybody else thinks it's gay. I forgot about that one. Yeah. And they called them.

[Brady]

Like they're eating people.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. They called them Minox, which was something from another thing. They were bone. Tomahawk is pretty intense. Not a great.

[Brady]

It's a slow.

[John]

Slow.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's. It's a Western.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

With.

[Brady]

But that.

[Brett Vesely]

A couple of awesome. Oh, man, that dude gets split in half. That one's not bad. The Shining. I don't know. Suspenseful, crazy. It's long. It's. It's like it builds and builds and builds. It never has a down moment. But yeah, I think maybe King One horror movie.

[John]

That's probably the best one, I would think.

[Brady]

Which one?

[John]

The Shining.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[John]

Because Cujo was terrible.

[Brett Vesely]

Shining is the best.

[John]

Cemetery was horrible.

[Brett Vesely]

Horrible. Almost all the. Except for Shawshank Redemption and Misery.

[Brady]

Right.

[John]

But those aren't really horror.

[Brett Vesely]

Green Mile. Yeah, those are. All the other stuff he's done is not good. Christine. And yeah, there's all of his stuff's garbage. Like, it all looks cheap too. Like, even Cujo's like this. Just like, I can tell when the dog turns into a puppet. Yeah. I missed. I missed the days ago.

[Brady]

And like, I think age has something.

[Brett Vesely]

To do with it, probably. But you'd think that they could. Like, people who are older, could make us smarter. Like fun. But I think it's because that's where.

[Brady]

They get into the spiritual side. The ghost. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's when they lose me. They lose me completely. When it's like. When it goes supernatural, I'm like, all right now anything can happen. Like, I like the. I like the one where the guy next doors. Like, think about all the things that could be movies. We say it all the time. Oh, it's gonna make a great movie. The dude that kidnapped those white ladies in Cleveland, stuffed him in the basement. Come on.

[Brady]

The guy in. Was it either Austria or Germany that kept his Daughter and the kids in that dungeon for years. She had kids.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's right. He made babies with her. Yeah. It was the old. I remember that. I forgot about that. Then she had to raise her down.

[Brady]

There for like 15 years.

[Brett Vesely]

This is the type of stuff that horror movies are made of. Oh, and. And the British couple that killed their daughter, buried her in the yard and then started to kill just people that would stay at their house. And they were like these butchers on this regular street that owned some sort that. It's a great documentary, but that would be an awesome.

[Brady]

Things that are based on a true story.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's what that makes better ones. Because then you can sit and look at your neighbors and go, where do I live? Who in my neighborhood is close to this? Because it's close.

[Brady]

Because back in the day, I remember the Texas Chainsaw Massacre based on a.

[Brett Vesely]

Based on a true story. Well, it was at game.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

So it was just borrowed. Nothing from. Never happened. But it was borrowed stuff. But in the. You know, you get around Halloween, you start worrying. Deliverance is the scariest movie that's ever been made, hands down. That's probably true. That's. That is a. That rape scene is enough to make every man just go, I'm never. I'm never going out there. Like you wouldn't say, like the way the showers. People hated showers after Psycho. I don't know that there's a man who's ever walked in the woods since Deliverance came out and not said squeal like a pig or like just. I broke the tension by mentioning Deliverance. It's real whenever you're canoeing. Yeah. If you ever even think about camping or canoeing.

[John]

I don't do either.

[Brett Vesely]

Your fattest friend's going to take it in the ass from a hillbilly. Sorry, Brady, you're out. I mean, Brady would be our Ned Beatty. You know, we would go a lot. Yeah, you'd be Burt Reynolds. I'd be Jon Voight, he'd be Ned Beatty. And I feel for you, brother. That's the casting. The. The work you have to do in that.

[John]

Toledo's playing a banjo.

[Brett Vesely]

No, Toledo would be Ronnie. What's his name? Ronnie Cox. The fourth guy who was kind of like Toledo. You didn't really need him.

[Brady]

That arm over the. Bent over in the rapids.

[Brett Vesely]

He takes a beating. Yeah, but Deliverance might be the best Halloween movie ever. It was unintentionally, but for men. You're trying to be men and have an adventure and your fat friend gets Raped violently right in front of you.

[Brady]

And then goes home. What a weekend.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't go, did he?

[John]

Oh, yeah, he had to.

[Brett Vesely]

He survived. You're right. I forgot about that.

[Brady]

He made it in the station wagon.

[Brett Vesely]

And didn't Burt Reynolds, like, bust his leg and the bone was sticking out?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's such a great movie.

[Brady]

So tense when he's trying to hold on to that compound, though.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Oh, okay, now we're cooking with gas. Deliverance is a great suspense movie. Silence of Lambs to me is as good as any movie can ever get. So that's always on the list. But I don't. You know, there's been. Remember when Rob Zombie started push his movies out and every got excited and then you watch me like, these are unbelievably bad.

[John]

I like the Devil's Rejects. I thought that was good.

[Brett Vesely]

It visually, it's neat, but. But nothing happens.

[John]

But everything else, it's like when he redid Halloween.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh. Anyway, yeah, it's the season. Everybody's talking about that kind of stuff. But yeah, if you want to watch a movie that's going to make you cringe for Halloween. Deliverance is the answer for men. I don't know that women understand how horrifying Deliverance is because every guy goes through that.

[John]

We're going to go up.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm doing it this weekend. I've got a couple of my buddies that just bought Jeeps.

[Brady]

You got.

[Brett Vesely]

God damn it. Oh, no. Well, I mean, it's an Airbnb. It's very nice. It's actually really nice. I didn't even think of that. We're going to go out into the. I'm there.

[Brady]

It'll make you think about it.

[Brett Vesely]

I just now did for the first time, but, well. Oh, Jesus. Well, none of us. Who would I be in this one? Anthony B. Burt Reynolds. Brink would be Ronnie Cox. I'm again John Voight Brady. You want to go with. We don't have a fourth. We need our Ned Beatty. Yeah. They just bought new Jeeps. And I'm like, I'll show you around Sedona. And that way you can kind of get used to knowing how to four wheel and the, you know, the fun yet, you know, starter kits. And they're all kind of nervous about they've never done it and. Oh, boy. And I want. And my whole goal is to take him on a night run. Oh, this is gonna end in rape. Not again.

[Brady]

You hear banjo run.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. I might just play it. Maybe I'll be that kid. This one Says Tusk is the. Is a great scary movie. Body horror twists and the dude gets raped. I saw Tusk. It's with Brendan Frazier. Or is that Brendan Frazier?

[John]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, it is. No, he's the walrus in the other one. What's the. I can't remember.

[Kevin Falcone]

The whale.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah. This guy surgically makes a dude a walrus.

[Brady]

Isn't that the one that Kevin Smith's behind? Is that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Yeah. And then at the end, there's. Well, I won't give it away, but it's good. And so is it. Elijah Wood who's in Tusk. Look up Tusk. I forgot who the guy is, but he's Kidn. And the guys. He had one before, and. But then he's got this fascination with walruses, and he turns the dude into a walrus. And then they get into this weird fight at the end, and it's this rubber suit. It's very strange, and there's a rape in it. And it's the Kevin Smith one. Yeah.

[John]

Michael Parks. Justin Long.

[Brett Vesely]

Justin Long. That's who I'm trying. Justin Law is the one that turns into the walrus. It is. It's. It's kind of worth it until the last 20 minutes because you can't tell. Is this supposed to be hilarious? And then it doesn't actually. Get out was pretty good. Get out once get out was a good movie. On top of being a little bit like, what the hell is going on? Yeah, I like to get out. That's a good one. Anyway, just. I got into that conversation yesterday. It's been running through my head because I just have my basics. I go to the ring. I love Silence of the Lambs and a couple of the old, old horror movies. But the other one.

[Brady]

It'S about the same age as Get Out. It's with.

[Brett Vesely]

God darn it, he'll get it.

[Brady]

Never mind.

[John]

The woman's version of Deliverance is the last house on the left. I never seen that one.

[Brady]

Quiet place.

[Brett Vesely]

Quiet place is good. That's a really good. The last house on the left.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady just caught his own. He was scrambling the hamster, got the wheel going fast. Quiet place. Last house on the left is. There's a woman getting raped by hillbilly in that. I don't know.

[John]

I. I'm have to look that up.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Yeah, there's a. Yeah, I want to see something good again. And then you go back to the old ones. Don't be afraid of the dark. Guy just sent me that. And dial M for murder. They're horrible, but they scared the hell out of people.

[Brady]

The Regional Omen.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's okay. It's pretty good.

[John]

I'm still an exorcist guy.

[Brett Vesely]

I like the Exorcist original. Yeah, Omen's good. It's just got. It's an awful lot.

[Brady]

There's a couple of good.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah. Oh, and Damien starts knocking people down the train. My guy gets hitched in the. For years I used to scream if I ever looked out a window and saw someone I knew, I would say their name just like that maid and go, I did it all for you. And if anybody got it, they'd laugh. If they didn't, they just thought I was nuts. But that maid that hangs herself off the top of the. And she's Damien and like what is she doing up there? I did it all for you. And then she leaps off the roof and hangs herself. Oh, and they show the whole thing.

[John]

Event Horizon.

[Brett Vesely]

Never saw it.

[John]

It's more of a sci fi horror movie. But I know our buddy Captain Coronado, he freaks out over that one guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Says one of the ones I've seen recently, that's one of, I think an all time horror classic is called Blood in Them Hills. There's two hillbillies in that I thought were gonna rape me. That's Brady and I. Brady and I are the Blood in them pills movie. I forgot about that.

[Brady]

Top of the list.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't think you can top horror movies because we have too much access to the news. Last.

[John]

Last House on the Left was a rape and revenge horror film.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that sounds good right away.

[John]

It was Wes Craven's directorial debut.

[Brett Vesely]

It was.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's old 72. Okay, I'll keep an eye out on that one. Yeah, I mean think of again, go back to the. The horror movie. It's not gonna. You're gonna have a hard time coming up with something better than 22 year old crossing guard for kids. Turns out he's a porn addict for, you know, underage porn. Thank God they caught him or it would have turned into a horror movie.

[John]

Couple came up, cabin in the woods.

[Brett Vesely]

Never saw that. Yeah, there's a few of them out there. I'm going to get on that. I'm going to get on that this week. I'm going to try to find some new ones, but I'll end up going back to the basics and the favorites. Tusk is. Tusk is an interesting one. Just know, take it from me, the ending is ridiculous, but it's got some life to it as it goes on, you're kind of like, this isn't bad at 7:23. The word for 7 o' clock hour is cheddar hard R. You throw that in there, the promo code for seven o', clock, take it in the app, and you might be walking away with a thousand bucks. We're buying your love. That's what we do. And it's always good for everyone, especially the winner. So do it today. Cheddar. You got about 15 more minutes. Throw that in there. We'll come up with another one at 8:00'. Clock. Brett, what do you got on the big board of musical treats?

[John]

All right, Wake Up Song brought to you by, of course, our friends at Action Ride Shop. And we teased it a little bit yesterday, but keep an eye out. First part of November, we're going to be heading out to the brand new location right there at Power Road. McDowell. They're running a huge sale. They're also going to be doing. I just found out they're also going to be doing kind of a poker run ride as well.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[John]

So keep an eye on the socials, listen to us, and just head on.

[Brett Vesely]

Over to Action Ride Shop.

[John]

They're going to take care of. If you need a new bike, you need to get your bike fixed. You need any of the accessories. They got two locations to cover, you guys over there on Gilbert Road and Southern. And of course, like I just mentioned, the brand new one of power Road and McDowell. It is action Ride Shop.

[Brett Vesely]

Someone I trust with movies is Rochester from next door at the Video West. He's. He's a movie guy. He's an actor and stuff like that too. And he says, so watch the Korean film I saw, the Devil. This is one of the best serial killers I've ever seen on film. He kills the fiance of a detective who tracks him down and puts a tracker in him and then goes and stops him before he kills again. Just pretty cool. That's cool. I like that idea. But subtitled. So Brett's out.

[Brady]

For sure.

[John]

Waste of time.

[Brett Vesely]

And then if you want to laugh and watch a really good one, Shaun of the Dead is still brilliant. Somebody brought that up. I'm like, that is a spectacular movie.

[John]

About the first scream.

[Brett Vesely]

Good. First 10 minutes of that movie is as good as a horror movie gets. Yeah, Scream's pretty awesome. I like that one, too. All right, what do you got up.

[John]

There on the list? Psycho Stick, Apocalyptica, Static X, Iron Maiden, Shinedown, Marilyn Manson, Mob Scene for everything going on. System of a Down, Wasp, for some reason Stone Sour dope. Metallica and Primus.

[Brett Vesely]

And I have to agree with my friend Gary. Sex and the City. One of the scariest things you'll ever watch. Especially the reboot. The. The most recent one. And just like that. When you get to see the horrors of aging. My God, these women. What happened to them? Sarah Jessica Parker always looked like Ruth Buzzy when she was young. Now she looks like Ruth Buzzy's foot. And they keep dressing her up like that's gonna fix it. It doesn't. And they managed to find women on that show that are equally as weird looking to make Sarah Jessica Parker actually the pretty one. Still impossible. That's. That you watch that you'll get. You'll freak out. That's a bad one. That is the scare. You'll scream a hundred times. Especially when Carrie gets close ups. When you get close ups of Carrie Bradshaw on the new Sex in the City. Oh my God. You will. It's got to be scary. That's got to be the rape scene in Deliverance to women to see what's going to happen to them when they get old. That's Carrie used to love her. What happened to her face? She turned 55. It's inevitable. They should do. They did that. Actually that's kind of the movie to me. More in that Quality Girl are just in where they did that serum to not age. It's more. It's less about that and more about like body morphing into other things. Because you're, you know, plastic surgeries and stuff. Eventually you're going to turn into a monster. The monster you fear with aging is nowhere near as dangerous as the one you can actually do yourself thinking that you're fixing the aging. So it's. That one's pretty good. I forget what it's called. Like serum or something like that. I can't remember. It's not bad. And Margaret Qualley is naked in it a lot. And you're like this is. She's pretty hot. And then you realize that it's all menu. It's all fake. Like they put on fake boobs. She never did a nude scene. It was all prosthetics. But they're really good prosthetics. Whatever you want to do there, Bert. You pick it.

[John]

I like the Manson or the Apocalyptica.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's do mob scene. That was one that popped up for me too. Manson's mobs. And I haven't seen this yet, but somebody said Long Legs is a decent movie. Nicholas Cage just did that like a year ago. Did you see that?

[John]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

You didn't see that?

[John]

I didn't watch Nicholas Cage movies normally. That's.

[Brett Vesely]

I want to laugh. Yeah, exactly. Nicholas Cage movies usually are like. Well, he's put out a lot. A ton of. And they're. None of them are that great. Last one I watched all the way through his peg. I got a pig. Baby girl. It sniffs out truffles. And he got a pig that he loved very much and became a. Because it could find truffles faster than anyone else. So it made his restaurant better. He was a chef. It's a strange movie. I think the peg got stolen and killed. I don't remember. Baby girl down.

[Brady]

Pig gone.

[Brett Vesely]

He loves it is. Yeah. It's sort of like John Wick without all the violence that his pig goes missing. Not bad, though. All right, let's do it. Mob scene by Marilyn Manson. I like this one a lot. Knock it out. Here's your wake up song. Everybody at 7:30. Got 10 more minutes with Cheddar. Put Cheddar up there and get yourself a chance at a thousand bucks on the app. Is it not running? What happened? Oh, look at me. I was running it, man.

[Brady]

Stretch.

[Brett Vesely]

I was running. I was stretching.

[Brady]

Stretch again.

[Brett Vesely]

You start whenever you feel the need. Oh, you got to start your computer all over. Oh, well, I was stretching.

[John]

I'll stretch some more here.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you still have nine minutes. Come on, build it up for these people. A thousand dollars. That's awesome. Imagine what you could do with that, man.

[John]

What would you do with a thousand dollars?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know, but it's sitting there. And you can take it in the app. This is us stretching, by the way. Hurry up, Brad. I got.

[John]

I'm working it. I'm working it.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady's still looking up movies. He's remembering the Demi Moore one.

[Brady]

The substance.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, the substance. There you go. If you see Brady later today and he just shouts out the substance, that means his brain started working again. Quiet place. It's 98K video, Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Ideas? Can you pd. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? [e-mail] if you want a shady space in your backyard, front yard, side yard, workplace, you got a patio that doesn't have enough shade. You got a window that's catching too much sun. Maybe it sets in the west and you face that setting sun. That can be miserable. They can fix it all pro. Shade will put you Right in the spot. That makes your whole place great. Plus there's privacy involved if you want a back patio where maybe you live in one of those houses where the neighbors have a two story and you've got a one. You got a back patio you'd sit on. But you feel weird because Brady's neighbor Bob Ray is standing naked in the window like normal. Drop down that shade. Give yourself a little privacy. It's like having a new room on your house. It's like adding square footage for a tenth of the cost of an add on. Get on this right now. They've been doing it for over 20 years because they're the best at it. AllProche.com Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. We've made it.

[Brett Vesely]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy National Food Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. Why are you even every day? Why are you not just handing out flyers for food? Happy food day.

[Brady]

Enjoy food and Global Champagne day.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, global. It's only in one region of the world.

[Brady]

France.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's champagne globally, not global champagne. Because you can't drink champagne if it's not from champagne. France. Boy, those people in California get weird about that. That the sparkling wine like. All right, whatever. Either way, I'm getting a headache. Pour another one.

[Brady]

Couple of basis fun facts Radiohead recorded most of OK computer at Jane Seymour's 15th century mansion in England while she was in u. S filming Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.

[Brett Vesely]

Did she know about it?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady]

Band said she's and said feed the cat. Yeah, they spent two months recording there.

[Brett Vesely]

I it would be a better story if Radiohead's like, hey guys, Jane Seymour's out of town, let's use her house.

[John]

The keys under the mat.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I know where she keeps it. It's by the mailbox. She got a cat. We could take care of that.

[Brady]

No American has ever died outside the earth's atmosphere.

[Brett Vesely]

Jinx.

[Brady]

Three people who did.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait a minute.

[Brady]

Were Russian cosmonauts.

[Brett Vesely]

All the people who've died outside the atmosphere are Russian. Let's keep it that way. Screw you, Russia.

[John]

Bruce Willis died out there.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. That's right. I've seen that.

[John]

The rigor's dead.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. That's right. George Clooney died out there too. I watched his face explode in that. Yeah, and Princess Leia, she's an American. Yeah, there ever was one. Didn't Spock die out there? Didn't he get his citizenship?

[Brady]

Yeah, he came back.

[John]

Han Solo too.

[Brett Vesely]

Han Solo? Nobody more American than that guy used to wave the flag. Pretty, pretty Freely. Yeah, I don't. I think Brady might have just jinxed it. Hey, NASA, you're throwing a no hitter. Keep it up.

[Brady]

Marlon Brando had 16 children, and it's believed he was the father of a 17th, a woman named Linda Carroll. Linda went on to have a daughter, Courtney Love.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, so it's possible.

[Brady]

Brando, Courtney Love's grandfather.

[John]

Well, they're both lunatics.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. She does. She doesn't have as good a mother. Romy. Courtney Love. And, yeah, Brando was bananas. Lovett's told. I was with Lovett's in the car once, and he started. Yeah, I'm friends with. With Brando's kid. Like, no kidding. The one that killed people. And he used to go over there to Brando's house all the time when he was younger. He'd hang out with Marlon Brando's family, and Marlon would have him over for dinner. Johnny. He'd start talking to him about, like, acting and stuff. And I forget what Marlon Brando's son's name was. Christian.

[John]

Yeah, I think that's.

[Brett Vesely]

I think that's right. Yeah.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

According to social media, trick or treating isn't cool anymore. Instead, the new hype is trunk or treating.

[Brett Vesely]

You can't.

[Brady]

Basically, the Halloween tailgate.

[Brett Vesely]

The new hype what is that?

[Brady]

People pull up their cars and park. Open the trunk up and the kids go trick or treating.

[John]

You don't go door to door.

[Brady]

That's a Mormon thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. So you just. You put all the candy out in the street and they just. It's a. It's a. It's an Indian bazaar of candy.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And it teaches kids the right lesson, which is take candy from strangers, cars, and be lazy. Yeah, and be lazy. That's bigger. That's the bigger part. The laziness factor that Halloween has. You get your kid in a car or you're just. Yeah, I don't want him to walk door to door. It's just so much. He doesn't walk. He needs to get his fat juice from somebody and not have to exercise. Fat juice, fat juice, fat juice.

[Kevin Falcone]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't go to the fat juice house.

[Brady]

We had a guy earlier this week. He's running for Senate in Maine. Graham Platner is his name. He was in the news because he had a. He had to cover up a skull and crossbones tattoo he says he didn't know was a Nazi reference.

[Brett Vesely]

It is. That was the Jolly Roger. It's a pirate reference.

[Brady]

Yeah, I saw that. They showed the picture. This is a Little different.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, well, there. That's the reference we're talking about.

[Brady]

Notice that on the.

[Brett Vesely]

That's different. It's amazing how a pirate can go to Nazi with just one little.

[Brady]

I didn't see. But anyway, the question was, they polled people. See, how many have tattoos. Do you have one you regret?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, all of them do.

[Brady]

And 28 of the people with tattoos have one.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

But you thought Bernie's behind it, so he's okay with it.

[Kevin Falcone]

It.

[Brett Vesely]

Who? Bernie. He's behind. He's okay with this guy, Bernie Sanders. Oh, okay. He's fine with that. Yeah.

[Brady]

He didn't know you know this. I said he was in the military and. Yeah, they're in Croatia. Got drunk one night and they all went and got tattoos. He didn't have any idea that.

[Brett Vesely]

He still didn't notice the swastika on it.

[Brady]

I. I don't know about that. The one I saw.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, why would a skull and bones have. That's. I've never heard of that even. It has to have a swastika on or an SS or something.

[Brady]

I guess it doesn't.

[Brett Vesely]

But yeah, I had read it.

[Brady]

Did see.

[Brett Vesely]

See? Jackass.

[John]

Told you.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Well, beyond that.

[Brady]

Yeah, I looked at it.

[Brett Vesely]

Why is the skull and bones associated? Research.

[Brady]

I did. Said it did.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Well, wait a minute. Why in the world are skull and bones now associated with. The Nazis are taking away everything cool. The Pirates. The Pittsburgh Pirates been floating that flag for years.

[Brady]

And it doesn't look like that when you picture. There's. And I don't see.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, that's not a skull and bones. It's a hydra.

[Brady]

It's a wolfhound.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's a fullfund. Where do you see skull and bones in that, anyway?

[Brady]

I know, and that's. I mean, the story is saying that. So I looked it up and I. I'm looking at a tattoo, and either I'm. I didn't study it too tight, but I'm not seeing a skull and crossbones on there.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, because it's not even close. Like I. There's no skull and crossbones at all. I like what Toledo called it. It's a virtue.

[Brady]

Oh, maybe that's the COVID up.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, well, you're the one telling the story. Why do we have to do so much guesswork?

[Brady]

If it's covered up, who gives it?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, why are you sending pictures of the good part?

[Brady]

Well, that's why they was in the news. There's any covered up.

[Brett Vesely]

The news would be what it used to look like so we can all avoid it.

[John]

Yeah, there's not the.

[Kevin Falcone]

Just.

[Brett Vesely]

You baited a hydra. A vant.

[John]

This is not news.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's not news. To go. Look, my tattoo's better.

[John]

If you had a before and after, then.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I was right. So the skull and bones did have a swastika. So. Yeah, I told you. This is the worst newsroom I've ever been in.

[Brady]

Had the SS imagery on it too.

[Brett Vesely]

So it did have a. It did have a swastik on it. So it wasn't a. It wasn't a Nazi skull and bones until it had the swastika. So skull and bones are still okay.

[John]

How long did it take him to figure out that he had a swastika?

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't have a swastika, okay? It had the ss. I said one of the two. Yeah, but that's what made it Nazi. I was worried that we can't do skull and Bones. Skull and bones are cool.

[John]

Yeah, but how long did it take that jackass to realize this is just coming out?

[Brett Vesely]

It's what? I have a Nazi symbol on my chest. What?

[John]

Bruh.

[Brady]

World Series kicks off tonight.

[Brett Vesely]

Toledo knows.

[Brady]

That study just ranked 333 cities for the best place and worst place for baseball. The reason why it's 333 cities. They're all cities that have at least one major league baseball, minor league or NCAA baseball team.

[Brett Vesely]

There's baseball in these cities and only in America.

[Brady]

Didn't have the Canadian.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, screw them.

[Brady]

The highest ranking city without a major league baseball team is Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[Brett Vesely]

They got. Yeah, they're big on their minor league stuff.

[Brady]

Jersey City, New Jersey came in last out of 333 cities.

[Brett Vesely]

They're the worst for baseball. Tucson no longer has minor leagues.

[Brady]

Phoenix was 20.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, we've got it all. That's why spring training.

[Brady]

It was 19. Sorry, Milwaukee was 20.

[Brett Vesely]

You've got a load of Phoenix. Should be higher than that if you're as far as a baseball city. Spring training, fall. You got a regular baseball team. You got ASU. This is a great big one.

[Brady]

Top five, you could probably guess.

[Brett Vesely]

New York, Los Angeles.

[Brady]

Number one. Number two.

[Brett Vesely]

Chicago.

[Brady]

Number six.

[Brett Vesely]

Number six.

[Brady]

Same friend. Five Boston.

[Brett Vesely]

Boston.

[Brady]

Four St. Louis.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they love that baseball.

[Brady]

Three Atlanta.

[Brett Vesely]

Really?

[Brady]

Three came in at number three, Atlanta, ahead of Chicago.

[Brett Vesely]

That doesn't mean. That's flawed. There's a swastika in that too.

[Brady]

We got a 27 year old Florida man, Taylor Newp was arrested for having disturbing photos of toddlers and infants with alcohol. Marijuana and firearms. The photos are staged and the kids are too young to understand what's happening, but they're shocking, especially the ones posed with guns. Taylor denied taking all the photos, admitted to staging some of them as a joke. It's unknown who took the photos if he didn't. He did admit to being aware of the photos, confirmed the marijuana was real, although he claimed the weed was someone else's. Officials also noted that Taylor's residence was unsafe, with exposed wiring, unfinished plywood walls, partially missing ceiling. So he's trouble.

[Brett Vesely]

He's not in good shape.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

By the way, you guys did a terrible job. There's like 60 people have already emailed me. That tattoo I've got. The research took two seconds and it is Nazi. Ish. It's got the SS thing. It's got wings behind it to skull and crack, it looks like. Yeah, it's bad. And. And evidently the whole point is that when Bernie endorsed him for office and found out the guy had a Nazi tattoo, Bernie's excuse was, well, you know, he was going through a dark time as an oligarchy. It was, it was, it was. It was oligarchy. Me and AOC discovered that we were just having a tough time. Who hasn't gone out and gotten a Nazi tattoo when their wife is up their ass? You go to dark days. Word. Oh, yeah, it's eight o'. Clock. Nice job. I'll give the word out here. Brad, he's agreeing with you. Word. Word. Exactly. That's what the hip kids say to Bernie.

[Brady]

Word.

[Brett Vesely]

Six, seven. Brett, that's what I say. There it is. The word is mix. M I X. Mix. Not a slur for the Irish. Mix M I X. Brett, you can put your phone down. I knew you wanted to type in mix really bad, but it's the other one. Like cake mix or tape. Mix M I x is the 8 o' clock word. Put it in the promo code box and you got yourself. You're all loaded up and ready to go to win another thousand bucks. How about that? Get it for yourself. Get greedy. Mix is the 8 o' clock word. Do it every hour and maybe you'll get that money.

[Brady]

And now it's time for some science news. Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. A study found that psychopaths even use hugging in devious ways to control their partner. They might hug you in the middle of an argument as a way to gain more leverage in the fight.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, suffocation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You lay on top until they stop breathing. That's not really a hug.

[Brady]

In space news, a newly discovered second moon will stick with us until 2083.

[Brett Vesely]

Where is it?

[Brady]

It's about the size of a small building.

[Kevin Falcone]

Oh.

[Brady]

Another mini moon orbited us for a couple of months last fall.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's like a circle K size. We'll never see it. Can you see it?

[Brady]

I don't think. Well, you need a telescope. It's a pop up size of a building.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna see much of nothing there.

[Brady]

We now have over 24,000 objects orbiting us, including a ton of space junk. A new study found satellites have to reposition themselves constantly to avoid it hitting other stuff. Yeah, some of them have to perform 10 or more maneuvers per month to avoid getting hit.

[Brett Vesely]

Do they know to do it or somebody driving them?

[Brady]

I think they're, It's. Yeah, they're located back there and then they, they make the moves.

[Brett Vesely]

Located back where? What do you mean?

[Brady]

It throws a signal that when they're.

[Brett Vesely]

Making this up, they're making things up again.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

You're sure? You completely made that up. I can see it in your eyes. You had no say, no fact behind that at all. Once you said sends a signal. I knew you were lying.

[Brady]

They've got way more tech, okay?

[Brett Vesely]

You just.

[Brady]

Way more technology.

[Brett Vesely]

There's just something to the beauty of saying I don't know. You gotta not know. Because I watched you go blank with, with your hand went in the air and said they send a signal and you may be right. But you don't know, do you?

[Brady]

Yeah. Whether or not the satellite. You don't know itself.

[Brett Vesely]

Just answer the question. You're making this up. Are you making it up or not?

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I can admire speculation, but you went after that pretty strong. Friday are good for him. No, I think Fridays, I think Fridays are getting bad for him. We need an extra day for work weeks. It was. I don't.

[John]

I.

[Brett Vesely]

In 25 years, I don't think I've ever seen you just start a lie so poorly. Your hand.

[Brady]

I'm just. I do just assume.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no, but that was where.

[Brady]

These satellites are either detected here on Earth and then they maneuver the satellite.

[Brett Vesely]

Here he goes again.

[Brady]

Or their self.

[Brett Vesely]

Who are they and what do you think? That's all I ask.

[Brady]

Scientists or whoever's in. In charge of. Of where the satellite.

[Brett Vesely]

There's 24000 things. You got a driver for each one.

[Brady]

But not all are satellites.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I know, but I'm saying avoiding.

[Brady]

Whoever SpaceX, whoever threw out satellites, they're driving.

[Brett Vesely]

So there's a guy 24 hours a.

[Brady]

Day monitoring their satellites.

[Brett Vesely]

You're sure of this or are you making that up?

[Brady]

No, that would be my guess.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady]

Or maybe now it's AI.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That's what I'm wondering. How much of it is just the thing doesn't. It senses something and scooches over morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

Well, obviously it has to somebody. Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Sense it.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he's saying there's signals being sent back to some giant facility. Like, you know, or it has its.

[Brady]

Own sensor up there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's what I was asking. And you started a story because last week.

[Kevin Falcone]

Week.

[Brady]

We found out that satellites only have so much of a life.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Brady]

They rotate five years and they come back.

[Brett Vesely]

I watched you though. You got excited about making that up. It sends a signal. You see, like. Wow.

[Brady]

It definitely sends a signal.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't know that.

[Brady]

Sure, it does.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, down for like DirecTV and stuff. Yeah. But not necessarily to drive.

[Brady]

Yeah, but I'm saying that the fact that it's sending a signal. I would make sense. It would send a signal to the driver that there might be stuff around it. Time to move.

[Brett Vesely]

It would be like a fire alarm at a black guy's house. I think it would be chirping like crazy. So there's 24, 000 things chirps in space.

[Brady]

In health news, it looks like butt breathing might actually become a thing.

[Brett Vesely]

I read this last night from Japan.

[Brady]

Won the Nobel prize.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. We've seen people doing weird things. This is real, though. Listen to this.

[Brady]

He discovers that, you know, absorb oxygen and breathe through our backside. The new study found it might be helpful for people with lung problems.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Respiratory issues. They can bypass your lungs, pump you full of it. They got 24 dudes who were.

[Brady]

It's a long way from the lungs.

[Brett Vesely]

But it skips them. You don't even need them. Yeah. So it's to oxygenate your body through your intestines and your butt. Well, all right. That is not what the doctors say. Bad. Yeah. Four day work week.

[John]

I did trip in here.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. We got to do something about this. You have an ice bath. We can pop you in an ice bath real quick.

[Brady]

Stop hanging out with Kirby on Thursday night.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, listen, something's going on. Is Kirby on Fridays off you guys stay up late? No, but yeah. They took 23 incredibly healthy people who had to volunteer for this and shove 2 liters of air into their ass and they had to clamp it up. They had to Keep it in there. And it oxygenates your intestines in your system and it goes into your body and your blood, like takes the oxygen from that and so it doesn't need it from your body to take it through your lungs. Right? Well, it's not. It's temporary. But these. These guys that are healthy that did this just for a fee, they said it was like that Some of them were like. It was excruciating. Some. And then a couple were like, I loved it. It was fabulous. Katie kb.

[John]

Is this the take it in the app contest?

[Brett Vesely]

It is. Yes, it is. Yeah. The Katie kb. Take some air up your ass. Jesus. Will you guys tell Brady to stay.

[Brady]

Away from Byron at MMP Guns? You guys are going to take a.

[Brett Vesely]

Bullet one of these days.

[Brady]

All you do is ridicule that man.

[Brett Vesely]

We have to.

[Brady]

He is a top notch newsman.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, now you're ridiculing Kirby with that guy just did that all started like he was after us and he ends up punching you in the nuts anyway. Yeah. So if you want your ass full of air. No, no, stop it. Sides, he's breath.

[Kevin Falcone]

Breathing.

[Brett Vesely]

He's breathing. KDKB is alive.

[John]

Alive.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So that's what they were saying that it's kind of a neat idea to say if you, you know, like especially. And I know Covid deniers will go crazy on this, but when people had respiratory issues during that, those ventilators were the thing that you're pretty much like, this is it. You're on a respirator. You're not coming out of here. Like, that was when you knew it was bad because they couldn't oxygenate your lungs and blood and everything.

[Brady]

Like my mom.

[Brett Vesely]

My mom was on oxygen copd, but she didn't have that thing down in her. So I don't know if they'd have done that to your mother. And you know, it's very soon. Too soon to say, but they could have shoved some air up her ass. I don't know if that would have helped copd, but at the end, maybe.

[Brady]

Anything would have helped.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but respiratory issues can be solved through the ass.

[Brady]

There's one more treatment we can try.

[Brett Vesely]

What have we been telling women for years? It's very healthy to take it in the ass. I think that's. It cures things. It's like hydrating your.

[Kevin Falcone]

Your.

[Brett Vesely]

Your whole body when I'm in there with oxygen and everything else. You're welcome. Yeah, yeah. You're welcome, ladies. We're willing to do that. I've never Seen a gay guy wheeze. What? Never. Once again, for sure. Yeah, they've got esophageal issues. They don't have any air problems.

[Brady]

That's not an option.

[Brett Vesely]

Never once have I heard a gig. I go because they're being pumped full of air constantly. It's working. I wonder if that's how they got the idea. Brady, do you know?

[Brady]

I do.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, go ahead.

[Brady]

They throw signals to each other.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Oh, they. Yeah, that's true. And it usually. The first one is 93. Three. That's true.

[Brady]

I've got two quick radio videos.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady]

The first one is a tribute to Ozzy Guy for Halloween. The dude simulcast music with the lighting of his house.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, his house is all lit up to Aussie songs. Oh, that's cool.

[Brady]

These are some pyro in it too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, the pumpkin is saying, oh, that's pretty neat. The pumpkin is lip syncing the song. His house is now like an equalizer. Oh, you hate to be this guy's neighbor, though. Oh, man.

[Brady]

Maybe it's our boy Drew.

[Brett Vesely]

Could be. Oh, that's neat.

[John]

Does he do that?

[Kevin Falcone]

This?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Okay, well, if. If you've ever Drew, our old guy that was here, he used to do this kind of stuff because he. Well, he ran stage shows.

[Kevin Falcone]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

So this makes sense. Well, that house looks like in the middle of nowhere too. That's pretty neat. That's cool.

[Brady]

I guess he's done. This guy's done multiple songs too.

[Brett Vesely]

That's pretty neat. Ozzy. Yeah, he's got a whole bunch of them.

[Brady]

The guy in the house.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you know, Ozzy does more than once. He's got a lot of songs. Oh, boy, here we go. Now we're back to home, Twiggy. There's an Indian man whose hand is. Oh, I didn't know what was going on. So he's got. No. No tendons in his arm. He can twist his arm around like pretzels. And it's about as thin as a pretzel as well. Oh, Jesus. That elbow folds all the way down.

[Brady]

Left hand too.

[Brett Vesely]

So that's how he wipes. Well, is that Indian or Middle Eastern? I don't know if the Indians. I don't know. I don't think the Indians wipe at all.

[Brady]

At all.

[Brett Vesely]

I think that's just Middle Easterners. That bare hand ass wipe over that hole. Yeah, this dude, he just gave himself a high five and his arm spun around like a windmill. Oh, for Christ's sake, turn him off. And there's Dak Prescott. What's he doing there? I don't understand why Dak Prescott sitting there. All right, Brett Friday. All right. Take us. Take us out.

[John]

I plan on it. We'll start with. We'll start a little more mild for you.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. By the way, mix M I X is the word for eight o'.

[Brady]

Clock.

[Brett Vesely]

Stay on that. Put it in the app. Take it in the app. A girl with no arms, naked and really childbirthing hips, is hula hooping around her neck and her stubby shoulders. She has no arms from the shoulders down.

[John]

They sent this for Brady.

[Brady]

She's got disabled hotties.

[Brett Vesely]

She still managed to get, like, a weird lesbian haircut, though. Like the wnba.

[John]

They sent that for Brady from his disabled.

[Brady]

She cut off with the thighs, too.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't.

[John]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, she has nothing from below the thighs as well. Can I see that again, please? How do you know? Her thighs got a good core. Are you sure? Her thighs are pretty sure.

[Brady]

Look.

[Brett Vesely]

How does she have a vagina? That thing looks like Barbie's vagina.

[Brady]

That is a good point.

[Brett Vesely]

There's no. There's no.

[John]

It's got a Megan thee stallion ass.

[Brett Vesely]

You got a big ass. She's going bbl on that, huh? That's baffling to me that she's got a Barbie vagina.

[John]

Speaking of your pumpkins.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, geez. All right, here's a guy behind a woman. He's giving some love to a woman from behind. And there's a woman behind him that's blowing air into his ass. Yeah, they're making a sandwich.

[Brady]

National Food Day.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it is National Food Day. Make yourself a sandwich.

[John]

And how about this one?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. What is that? There's two arms in a woman's butt. Oh, that's not an arm. That's a wiener. That dude's got a thick one. I thought that was a forearm. He's got his hand in one in the left side of her butt, and he's filling up the right side with his manhood. She seems to be either dead or fine with it. Well, that's it. That's just how that ends.

[Brady]

They could only do this for so long.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm more amazed that that dude. His thing was bigger than his forearm. It was about 6 inches wide. Looked like Brady's foot.

[Brady]

Maybe he got that done in that Toyota from that guy yesterday in the news giving the injections.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, oh, in the back. Okay. Yeah. Penis enlargements in the back of the Corolla. That's right. All right. Oh, it's a very similar Theme here as a guy had two. Come on, player. Come on, player. Oh, this guy's got. God damn it. I can't watch and explain. I'll get back to you guys in a second. Don't bother. That's just. Wow. Okay. It's somebody's mother, clearly, because that thing's giving birth. Oh, my God. All right, you need a replay? Yeah, I'll explain it to the people.

[Kevin Falcone]

Science.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, we got a lady who's being suspended from the ceiling. And then it starts with a guy who's got. Oh, man, I don't know if I can do it. All right, come on. All right, start it over. I got. I'm a professional. This is like when Brett tries to read something that rhymes with racism.

[Brady]

Him.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, guys, got both his. Both his fists in a woman's butt. She's being suspended from a ceiling in leather boots. And then he just. Then he just. And then. Okay, that's the part that throws me. Yeah, he just. He kind of spreads open the anus and stuff, like, just.

[Brady]

Yeah, but there's, like, pulling on the rose.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, there's a rose, but I don't know how. Rim on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's, like, handles. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. And. Yeah, and he just keeps putting his arm in all the way to, like, the elbow way up or bottom. And. Oh, now he's got both of them all the way up to the elbow in her. And that lady has practiced that. Holy smokes. Man, oh, man, oh, man. That was tough. Okay, this.

[John]

This one may get you.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. All right, here's a guy with a gimp mask on, and he's trying to throw up. He's got his. That's a woman. I'm sorry. It's a woman. He's got his fingers in his throat. There's a little vomit going on here. Okay. It's on top of another woman. There's a ton of vomit on the floor. They started the video late, and it's going to. Just from mouth to mouth. The gimp is over the top of the corpse. It looks like laying there waiting to be fed like a baby bird. The. The gimp mask is. Is struggling to vomit more. Oh. Oh, this. Now it's a farmer's blow. Oh, my God. Right? Oh, God. She has got a head cold.

[John]

Old.

[Brett Vesely]

She's got an adenoid issue. That's fake. I don't. And there's so much.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Snot flying out of this woman's nose into the mouth of her mate. Oh, my gosh.

[Brady]

Yeah, you keep thinking Blair Witch Project.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. This is what I'm saying. What do we need horror movies for? Oh, Jesus Christ. They'll believe in God. Why? Oh, now they're gonna. Oh, they're showing the little. Oh, he's covered in vomit and snot.

[Kevin Falcone]

Come on.

[Brady]

So fake. So fake.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, my God. That's just. Now she's going back down there. She's now squatting over the face. She's picking up the stuff that is on the floor. The vomit that didn't go in his mouth was on the floor. And she's scooping it up. She's scooping it up with her bare hands and feeding it to him, and he is. I don't know if you guys saw that again.

[Brady]

Oh, I saw it.

[Brett Vesely]

Go back about 14 seconds. Brett Brady, turn around. No, go back about 14. So turn around. Watch this. Watch him start to chew what she puts in his mouth. He starts actively chewing it. He starts actively chewing. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Oh, and that little guy started eating. Oh, it's not like it just rested in there. No way. No Brady. We just skipped Brady on Friday 1. We'll still go.

[John]

I don't think I can top that one. But we'll just close with this.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, this one is a dominatrix holding a wrecked penis and putting a skewer, or. What are those things called? Brady, that's a skewer, right? You put that right. Oh, and then stapling it inside. She's stapling his whole clothes. Yeah. You know, it could have been stapling his whole clothes. Yeah, that could be. It's a fondue fork in her urethra. And she. What is natural food? Stapling the hole closed with a staple gun. And it's one of the. Yes, yes, the surgery one. Yeah.

[Brady]

I wonder if she regrets.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, no, she's. She's got. She's got a lot of regret. Oh, we've got double cam. We got a double cam. Oh, man. The skewer is deep in the urethra and it's been stapled closed, and she's just kind of working it up and down. I am holding mine currently. This little fellow will never go through anything like that if I have anything to say about it. Oh, my Lord. And he is somehow managing to maintain an erection. Take that, dudes. With Ed. Wow. Oh, my God. Yeah, now she's got some. Yeah, she's got some. Some sort of cleaning up swabs. Oh, no, that's a meat tenderizer. She's got the skewer. Oh. All the way in his penis. And now she's hitting his. His wiener with a meat tenderizer. Oh, my God. Oh, please. Okay, yeah, okay. Please. Yeah, this. You didn't know this was gonna hurt. Why is he pregnant? Like, the dude's belly isn't normal either. Is there something in there? It's got that visceral fat. Yeah, well, I don't know. It just. There's something in there. It just shows up. There's something going on in his tummy, too. All right. Good Christ. They're not done yet. Oh, she's taking the meat tenderizer and popping the. The fondue forks, going in deeper. Oh, she's tapping it down. And it's going to come out of his back.

[Kevin Falcone]

Went.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's gonna. Oh, God.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

And she's hitting him in the balls, but. Oh, my God. Kill him. Put him out of his misery. You please stop. Please stop. Please stop. How much longer, Brett? Oh, my God, my poor wang.

[Brady]

This could be a tender penis cutlet.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, God. She's got special cutie voice for it. Oh, my gosh. She's meat tenderizing again. Okay, that's got to be enough. Please stop this video. You act like you hit it, but you're talking. Okay, I don't know what she's saying. I don't want to know what she's saying, but it's enough of that. I can't look at that anymore. Show Brady the puking lady again. Oh, okay.

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

The farmer's blow in the mouth. Isn't it weird that the puke part we all watched and she went to the snot, we turned away. Look at her scoop it up. Watch him start. Look at him. Look at him chew. You've gotta see. No, turn. Rewind it again a little bit. You gotta watch because he starts doing bunny chews.

[Brady]

I saw.

[Brett Vesely]

He starts going real fast. No, you didn't see. You turned away. You have not seen this part. Look, look, look, look, look. Just look.

[Brady]

That's good.

[Brett Vesely]

Be a man. Turn around and watch it. No, turn around and watch this part. Turn around. Watch this part. Watch him bunny chew. Sit through the first part. And Brady, Brady, turn your head. I saw enough. Turn around and look. No, you've got to see this. Look at him. Look at. Look how fast he's doing. She puts the second one. They get the close up, and he starts going. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a tough one. That's a good one. Hot diggity all right. Mix is the word. That's what he's mix. And boy, he had a mix. That was a trough of lady gunk.

[John]

That was rough.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a rough one. And she was eating leafy greens just to keep you guys something coming out of there that was undigested. That is what goes on in this world. And that kind of goes back to what we were saying before why there are no good horror movies anymore because of you mother out there that keep doing stuff like this and filming it. We don't need horror movies. We've got the general public. Gross. There goes your Brady Report. Put mix in the promo code for eight o' clock and we'll give you another one at nine. How about that? Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny. Holmberg's morning sickness. You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

[Kevin Falcone]

What the hell is.

[Brett Vesely]

What's wrong with you, man? It's one week from Halloween, isn't it? I just looked at the date. We got our nine o' clock word coming up a little bit. Get ready for that Halloween right on. Claire, if you want to go see Night of the Singing Dead, we're getting ready for that thing. It's going to happen Halloween night. We're just going to crack the doors up to a place that hasn't been opened in a while. Copper Blues at Desert Ridge. And we're going to knock that thing out and there aren't many tickets left. If you want to go. We're going to do. It's going to be, you know, look, show up, it's Halloween night, costumes, probably gets going about 9 o'. Clock. Doors are going to open a little earlier. You take care of your Halloween nonsense at your house. You hop in the costume, you roll on up there and we have the party we have each and every year. This year it's a good mix. We got a nice mix of stuff going on. Tickets on sale I think at. Can you go to copperbluesdesertridge.com? i don't know how they get there. I don't know which one it is. Just. Just Google Copper Blues, Desert Ridge and then go to their website and then buy tickets for that. We're the only event there. I don't think they're doing anything else. They got a couple things they do for like private stuff, but we're basically owning the place. I can't wait to do. I love that. Glad they're. They're revamping it and doing a bunch of different stuff, and we get to test it out. So next Friday night, get on out there for Night of the Singing Dead. I think this is, like, the seventh or eighth one we've done.

[Brady]

And then how much will that place transform for the holidays, for Christmas?

[Brett Vesely]

No clue.

[Brady]

Don't they.

[Brett Vesely]

What do you mean? For the whole mall?

[Brady]

Yeah, that whole mall. What, didn't they put, like, a dome at one time? Like a.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that was. Yeah, that was a. They did the baby sphere. Yeah, I think it's still there. I think they still do that, like, regular. It's like a garden and all that. It's pretty good. We're just on the precipice of not having enough time to do the Fireside chats, which is such a shame, man. I know. I feel the same way, Brett. I feel the exact same way. But we're still gonna try, so give us a call. 585-9800. We have just enough time to hear you out. Our comedian got the flu, much like that lady on that video had. It's clearly had the flu. A cold. It's the cold and flu season, and she had the snots and the pukes and what a loving partner she had to accept that. And they obviously don't have a toilet, so. Yeah, we'll get that. If you guys have anything you want to talk about, the airwaves are yours. Our comic is not coming, so he's a little bit ill. So we've got this open space for you guys to do your Fireside chats. Anything you want to talk about? We just ask that you don't waste our time. Be interesting. Have something to say. Like Rome always says, grab a Vine and have a take. Do not want to waste our time. You do not want to be on the line where everybody thinks you suck. And we will tell you so the clock will run. So come on here and make it right. Get on it right now. 585-9800. Anything you want to talk about, time permitting? And hopefully the Fireside chats will be interesting, because sometimes you guys are. Let's get to that next. It's 98.

[Kevin Falcone]

98.

[Brett Vesely]

Get you P.D. holmberg's morning sickness. All right, off we go with Fireside chats. We've got people waiting online, and they are. They're normal. Brett said he's well. I mean that, so. Well, at least up to this point so far. Sure. Let's start the fire.

[Kevin Falcone]

Ah.

[Brett Vesely]

Fireside chats are ready to go. You guys have the airwaves. It is all up to you to make this about you. Don't suck. Who's online?

[John]

Let's start with Kevin Falcone.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, Kevin Falcone. Son Yogi. Kevin, how are you?

[Kevin Falcone]

Hey, how you doing?

[Brett Vesely]

Doing all right. Doing all right. What you got going on, Kevin?

[Kevin Falcone]

Well, you know, we had a good time at that stair run. I really had a good time there. So then a week later, my father passed away, and you guys gave me a really good laugh. I mean, there was some. I. I deal with tragedies through humor.

[Brett Vesely]

And you guys really helped me out.

[Kevin Falcone]

There, so I appreciate it. And then it gets better. So after I bury my dad, I go back to work, and two days later, they fired me. What? Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

They only hired guys with dads.

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Brett Vesely]

You know.

[Kevin Falcone]

So the owner's friend came in and said I wasn't smiling, and.

[Brett Vesely]

I was like, you know, my dad just died.

[Kevin Falcone]

I'm not gonna name the. And he's like, yeah, well, it's just not the time, or something like that. And then.

[Brett Vesely]

Are you in the service industry, Kevin? I don't remember what we were saying. Yeah, I'm a bartender. Oh, that's right. That's right.

[Kevin Falcone]

So I don't want to say the restaurant, but we'll say it's s. Smoking F. No, no, that's too obvious. So.

[Brett Vesely]

No, that's. Yeah, we'll do that. I don't care if you say it. So you were. You were a grouchy bartender, and the guy came in and they fired you for that?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah. They. They had new management stuff. I think I was the longest tenured employee there, so I think they were just going through some change.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they were going to get. They were looking for a reason.

[Brady]

So you're looking for a job?

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You need a gig?

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah. No, I'm not there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no, I wanted to get you back there. Have you. Did you find a new place yet? I'm looking.

[Kevin Falcone]

I have a couple places I have in mind. I mean, you make a lot of friends bartending, so a lot of people.

[Brett Vesely]

My back and stuff.

[Kevin Falcone]

I'm waiting for this place to open late November, but you know how that goes. It keeps getting pushed back. So, I mean, if you guys know anyone.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. Yeah. Well, if we've got. We'll keep our eyes open and try to get you in on something. That's easy. But you've had a rough. That's been a rough month since you met me. Your life's fallen apart.

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah, I know, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Way to go.

[Kevin Falcone]

You know what? Yogi Falcone's doing good. Yeah, he's still boxing twice a week. I mean, he's got. He's got some good combos going, so that. That's what keeps us going. And, you know, listening to you in the morning gets my day started.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't want to add insult to injury, but Yogi is Brett's kid. He's. He's been showing me pictures. Your wife. This is just terrible. Might as well just pile it on. Pour some salt in there while you're down and out.

[Kevin Falcone]

That's fine. He's part of the family.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go. He's in. Hey, are you involved at all in this NBA gambling ring, Mr. Falcone?

[Kevin Falcone]

I don't know what you're talking about exactly. I haven't seen anything. This is all news to me.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go, Kevin. Who's gonna win the world?

[Kevin Falcone]

There's nothing proven yet.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, who's the best heavyweight champion of all time? Kevin Falcone.

[Kevin Falcone]

Oh, well, I mean, it's definitely the Rockies.

[Brett Vesely]

People are all the same.

[Kevin Falcone]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

Stereotypes are real. Kevin, who's gonna win the World Series?

[Kevin Falcone]

I am American, so I gotta say Dodgers. I mean, Yeah. I mean, you like. I'm an American.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Yeah, because you're a USA I like America.

[Kevin Falcone]

I hate the Dodgers. I hate the Dodgers. But that's our country, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you're an Italian American.

[John]

That's right.

[Kevin Falcone]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. All right, Kevin. Good to see you. I hope everything clears up. Keep me up to date.

[Kevin Falcone]

Oh, all right. Thank you.

[Brett Vesely]

I will. Say hi to Yogi. He's got the greatest, greatest name, kid. Greatest kid. Yogi Falcone is just the greatest name ever. And plus, here's a little theory I have with the World Series starting tonight. Trump is a master showman. He's P.T. barnum. He announced yesterday, will never trade with Canada again. That just hypes up the World Series. He's great for ratings because now it's Canada versus the usa, and there's nothing better than, you know, the border battles. And he just basically said yesterday. And Canada's prime minister is like, we'll never have the same relationship with America again. All right, well, Toronto and LA tonight, 5:30, if you're interested. I love that move. I don't care about the politics. I thought it was a smooth move for the World Series. It makes us all kind of like, screw you, Canada. And now we've got a perfect way to have an outlet for that. Who's online, too? Brett?

[John]

We got Dave online, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Dave, are you there?

[Kevin Falcone]

Hey, what's going on, guys?

[Brett Vesely]

How you doing? We're good, man. Please don't waste our time and suck. Please have something to say. Okay, go.

[Kevin Falcone]

I do. I do. So the other day, I was listening to your show. You were talking about that. That Netflix show, the Perfect, Perfect Neighbor or something like that. It's about the woman in Florida.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

So my dad was the. Well, I'm from Florida, sorry to say, but my dad was the chief invest. Chief prosecuting attorney on that case.

[Brett Vesely]

Really?

[Kevin Falcone]

And, yeah, I was calling because, you know, in the beginning of the show, when they let the lady go after it happened. Yeah, it was pretty cut and dry. They were already going for, like, stand your ground law. The only reason why that lady caught 25 years and got prosecuted was because of the publicity that case got with it being, you know, a white woman shooting a black woman through a closed door. Yeah, that. That. That kind of stuff happens all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

That doesn't mean it's okay on the stand your ground.

[Kevin Falcone]

Oh, no, no, no, no. And I understand. I know it's not okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

You know, but the way Florida, Texas, there's some other states that have the stand your ground law. The way they operate like that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

It's just the way it is.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what I mean?

[Kevin Falcone]

That's the law.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Well, you feel threatened. You're allowed to say, I feel threatened. Somebody was trying to bust in the door, so I stopped it before it happened. It seems excessive, but if you were ever in that situation, I think you could. You can relate a little bit. Like. Like I said, when I saw that documentary, they tried to make it one side or the other. I thought everybody was wrong, and they picked on an insane person and she did an insane thing. It's terrible what happened. The part where the dad tells the kids, mom's not coming back is just crippling.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It's brutal. But I mean, like, it was. It was just a one bad decision after another. It's like the. That show Black Rabbit. You're constantly just like, stop making so many bad choices and do something right once and this will clear up. And they never did. So your dad was on that thing and so did he catch heat?

[Kevin Falcone]

No, he didn't catch heat. He wasn't. Like I said, he was just a prosecutor. He worked at the prosecuting attorney's office and stuff like that, which he still does now.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Kevin Falcone]

Except now he's here in Phoenix.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go.

[Kevin Falcone]

But, yeah, it was. It was a rough time back then. You know, as far as, like, when it happened especially in Florida on the news and stuff. But, yeah, it is a crappy thing, but it happens all the time. Believe it or not, we hear about it in Florida.

[Brady]

They put that stat up at the end.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

How often that happens? As far as people getting.

[Brett Vesely]

It was an eye opener because, like, whoa, this is. They're using that standard ground pretty. Pretty freely down there. All right. Well, yeah. Are you for. Against the. Stand your ground? What do you think?

[Kevin Falcone]

I'm for it on certain standards, yeah. I mean, I guess with certain things. You know, if you got some crazy lunatic outside beating down your door or threatening your property. Hell, yeah, gun them down.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't care, you know, See, I'm with him. You're very Floridian.

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah, but, you know, certain circumstances, you know, it was a closed door. The lady was just banging on it. It was a steel door.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

Odds for getting in are like a hundred to one.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what I mean?

[Brady]

Yeah, well, but then there's a sliding door next to it.

[Brett Vesely]

You can look, you can peek out and see. I. I, however, hate when people are at my front door at all. Some guy from a roofing company was standing at my door yesterday, and I started to consider. But we don't have. Stand your ground. I'm just. I'm tired of solicitors. I'd rather have somebody mad at me banging on the door than somebody selling me something. Something. Nuns. God forbid nuns come to my pat. I'm taking their habits. It's over. I'm using them like pelts. It'll be like a hunter's lodge. All right, David, thank you very much. That's interesting. Appreciate it, man. That's kind of cool. His dad was part of that whole trial. It's. It's a great documentary, but, you know, me being a middle person, looking at both sides, I'm like, everybody in this is wrong. One is the most wrong. But everybody else, this could have. It's just so simple when you watch it. Like, man, this could have gone a different direction if everybody just cooled off. Everybody's acting like an asshole, and you're doing it to an insane person. Something bad's gonna happen here. Who's three?

[John]

Got Paul on line three.

[Brett Vesely]

Paul, are you there?

[Kevin Falcone]

Yes, I am, sir.

[Brett Vesely]

Welcome aboard, sir. Please don't waste our time. You're on the fireside chats. Go.

[Kevin Falcone]

Thank you, John. It's a pleasure to talk to you and your band of merry men. This is kind of. I mentioned to Brett that I've been a listener, probably. I think I found You. One day I was walking the neighborhood. 2000, 2008, I found you. And I've been with you ever since. But what's. What's weird, though, John, is that we live kind of. I live in central Phoenix. Not. Not probably. Not far from you. I could probably walk there. And I mentioned to Brett I'm another legally blind listener.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no kidding.

[Kevin Falcone]

I'm. I'm listening all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

So that's.

[Kevin Falcone]

You know, I even tell my wife, I said I can't watch TV during the day because it's just annoying. So I just listen to everything.

[Brett Vesely]

But let me ask you. Let me just say this. You can't watch TV ever.

[Kevin Falcone]

Well, I sit pretty close.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Okay.

[Kevin Falcone]

I have a big old tv. I sit pretty close.

[Brett Vesely]

How about that? Got it.

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah. But here's the thing.

[Brett Vesely]

What's.

[Kevin Falcone]

What's strange, though, John, and you've gotten into my head enough that probably in the last three years, I've had dreams about you probably three or four times, and the most recent one. And I don't know if you and I are friends or just. We just happen to be at the same place or whatever, but I'm following you through this. These hallway, tunnel thing, whatever it was. I don't know where we were going, but because of my. Even in my dream, my visual challenges were there. But I'm following you. And it's just. It was one of those bizarre things. I'm thinking, why is it I'm following you? And I'm thinking, well, who knows where we're going? But it was. Whatever we were doing was up to no good, obviously. But I just let you know that I appreciate.

[Brett Vesely]

They're on the way. They're on the way to come get you.

[Kevin Falcone]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[Kevin Falcone]

I appreciate you guys. You know what?

[Brett Vesely]

Thank you. Funny.

[Kevin Falcone]

I keep thinking one of these days I'm gonna run into you. Although actually, you'll probably have run into me first. But, you know, it's one of those things that your comedy is for all those people, whether you're red or blue or green or whatever you are. This is funny. This is.

[Brett Vesely]

This is what.

[Kevin Falcone]

This is what we need. And I'm telling you right now, those days when you guys take off. Yeah. Go listen to the recordings. But you know what? There's nothing like listening to you live. Even. Even listening to the podcast, it sounds different because you don't have the background music in the background. You know what I'm talking about on the podcast. So it's a little duller. That's why listening to you Live is the way to do it.

[Brett Vesely]

I totally agree. This is from a blind guy. All you pricks. If anybody knows about how to listen, it's this guy. And you guys are taking us for granted with your sight and stuff. Think of him, for crying out loud.

[Kevin Falcone]

Exactly.

[Brett Vesely]

And by the way, start having stalking dreams about Brady and see if I'm too fast. Like if you had a stalking dream about Brady, I bet it would end with, well, Brady. I gotta go. Come on, let's just. One more. One more hour.

[Kevin Falcone]

Let me tell you something. I. I would ha. I like. I. Believe it or not, I like grilling stuff. And I'm pretty good at cooking ribs. And I would welcome Brady to my house anytime. Say, Brady, come on over.

[Brett Vesely]

You're welcome. Blind Man Grill. How do you know when they're done?

[Kevin Falcone]

Oh, I know. Well, it's. It's a timing thing. Honestly, I'm anywhere from six to eight hours on these ribs.

[Brett Vesely]

They're burned. You shouldn't do that. That'll be magic. You can't put ribs on fire for eight hours. That. I don't know. What?

[Kevin Falcone]

No, no, it's slow and low.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's too much. No, that's crazy. He's blind. He doesn't have time for this.

[Kevin Falcone]

It's a pellet grill.

[Brett Vesely]

It's all good. The longer you spend around something on fire, the more the chances are you're going to knock it over and burn everything down. You need to quick grill everything. Stop this slow and. My God, man.

[Kevin Falcone]

That's it. Well, Brady, how about this? Brady's invited.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't want to come over. I'm not done.

[Kevin Falcone]

Thank you very much.

[Brett Vesely]

It's good to talk to you, man. Thank you for all the kind words.

[Kevin Falcone]

Nice to talk.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, wait, one other thing. You dream and blind. You dream blind.

[Kevin Falcone]

Well, that's. What's weird is I noticed because here's the thing. When I. When I walk with people in places where I'm not familiar with, I make it a point to either follow the person I'm with or I see other people and I watch them and I look for steps. I look for different things. I'm. You know, again, I don't. I don't carry a cane. Yeah, I don't have a dog. But I do monitor because the last thing I want to do is fall. Yeah, that's why. It's just one of those things. I just. I guess I did. In that particular case. I did dream that I was visually challenged.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you dream visually challenged or blurry? Or are Your dreams, like, vivid.

[Kevin Falcone]

You know, it's so hard to explain because people have asked me, how do you see? And because it's, it's called. It's a form of macular degeneration. I've had it since I was 8 years old. So I'm old. I'm older than you.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Kevin Falcone]

And it's. It's one of those things that's gotten progressively worse. And it's one of those things where people say, how do you see it? And I honestly don't know. The only thing I can tell you is that when they truly say that your vision is 2600 or 2800.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Kevin Falcone]

Means that what you see at 800ft, for example, you can see out there. I have to be within 20ft to see it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

The way you see it.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. Wow. Because my right eye went to 2400 when I had that cataract. I didn't even know I had it. It was a trauma based cataract. And I was like, oh, and I could still see. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

Your other eye compensated. Yeah, that's. That's for me. So I'm supposed to be like seeing like nothing straight ahead blind, but because your peripheral vision is constantly making up for it, I just see things blurry or not as well, farther away.

[Brett Vesely]

Interesting.

[Kevin Falcone]

It's. It's. It's hard to explain it, but it is one of those things.

[Brett Vesely]

Well.

[Kevin Falcone]

But you know what the nice thing is? I've never had to buy a car. Never had to pay for car.

[Brett Vesely]

You're saving money. That's a good silver lining. Money. Yeah. And with Waymo. This is great. Well, if I ever see you walking down the street, you'll hear me go, move, asshole. And that's my greeting. And we'll both be, well, dreams will have come true.

[Kevin Falcone]

That's exactly it. And you know what? Someday they will let me buy a Waymo car at my disposal in my front yard. That.

[Brett Vesely]

That. I love the idea. Think of that. Waymos will be good for people with eye stuff. Nice job. All right. Thank you for calling. It was very nice. We'll see you, Brett. You're right. Everyone's normal.

[John]

Far, we got one one to go, but we need the word.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, the word for nine o'. Clock. You're right. Stack S, T, A, C, K. Good call. Sorry about that. I got so interested in that blind guy stalking me in his dreams.

[Brady]

I did Stack started getting a little creepy and then.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, and then it turned around.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Got a blind guy chasing me around in his dreams. Like Freddy Krueger. All right. Finally. Who is this?

[John]

This is Mark.

[Brett Vesely]

Mark, are you there? Mark? John. There you go. How are you, Mark?

[Kevin Falcone]

Mark? I'm great, John.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[Kevin Falcone]

Welcome to the morning. Sickness in the morning. Indiana native. Been out here since 2000. I have to congratulate. Congratulate you guys for being a great show. I had to grow up with Bob and Tom. Yeah, I'm sure you mentioned them a couple times.

[Brett Vesely]

Bob and Tom. Thank you very much.

[Kevin Falcone]

No doubt.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

I'm calling because I want to talk about the Cardinals.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Kevin Falcone]

And why are we the Cardinals? Why do we not have a different name? I mean, we got the Diamondbacks. They're, you know, perfect for the Arizona weather.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

We got the Phoenix Mercury. Even though it's. They're the women basketball team. But the Mercury do fit the area.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a good name.

[Kevin Falcone]

Why does not the Cardinals called? I want them to be the Scorpions.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That wouldn't be so bad to change their name the Cardinals. I asked actually, oddly enough, in 2002, I got to ask Michael Bidwell why they kept the name. And he gave me a story about how Arizona has more Cardinals in it than a lot of Midwestern states. And I said, that's absurd. And then I looked and he's right. Like we've got loads of them, just not. I have one in my front yard every once in a while. We don't see them like you do in the Midwest, but up north.

[Brady]

Up north.

[Brett Vesely]

They're everywhere.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So that's one of the. But. But his, his argument falls apart because when they first moved here, they were the Phoenix Cardinals. And there aren't a ton here. But. So you're right, it would be better if it was desert based, but they're supposed to represent all of Arizona and the Cardinals. And, and also.

[Kevin Falcone]

And it's not. It's not football words. I'm like Cardinal. Who wants to be a Cardinal fan? I mean, that's so soft. Imagine what the uniforms would look like.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean.

[Brady]

Well, we had this.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady]

You could get a cool jersey.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. The lacrosse team was the Phoenix Scorpions and they were awesome. Scottsdale Scorpions.

[Kevin Falcone]

But it does look like red team of the Coyotes. That fits. The Coyotes fit. The Cardinals do not fit.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm with you.

[Kevin Falcone]

We're going to put a petition out there to change the name. That way their mojo is gone.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Kevin Falcone]

They got no more cardinals. St. Louis Mojo. It's gone now. It's finally start from scratch.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll tell you this. I think the thing that Will make the Cardinals better. Isn't that name that you have to change? It's the name Bidwell. That might be true once that. Because that's what the Cowboys are going through. It's what the Raiders are going through.

[Brady]

They've had it in their family.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And they're not getting rid of it. And they were the Chicago Cardinals, the St. Louis Cardinals, now here.

[Brady]

So that's how you have to picture a lot of times, because if you owned that team, if you had your company and it was called this, I'd.

[Brett Vesely]

Move it here and change the name. But I'd have changed the name. But, yeah, they're not doing anything. But they. They've got the Al Davis problem. They've got the Jerry Jones problem. Their ownership is what keeps them from getting over the hump. So maybe a new owner would come in and go, we're changing the name, but I don't see it.

[Kevin Falcone]

The Ravens went to the car. Indianapolis. They didn't stay Ravens. They were the Colts.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's true. Well, no, they went. They weren't the Ravens when they moved. They were the Baltimore Colts and moved. Indianapolis stayed the Indianapolis Colts just like the Cardinals did. The Ravens moved from Cleveland as the Browns and became the Baltimore Ravens. I see what you're saying. They changed their name because they couldn't be the Baltimore Browns. People would burn it down.

[Brady]

Oilers, Titans.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. Yeah. All right. Good call. Excellent work. All four people were normal. Thank you very much. Good luck with your Cardinals. I'd say just support another team, then you can switch names. That's the easiest way to do it. Do this. I would stop saying Cardinals because I wouldn't cheer for them anymore. It's a waste of time. That's just me and every Cardinal fan ever as Brett sits in his bear's hat and thinks, well, at least they're 4 and 2 and on the up. Yeah, we'll see. It's 9:13. There you go. Not bad. Brett.

[John]

I don't know what happened. Speechless.

[Brett Vesely]

You must have screened them or brought in some decent ones right there. Even though we had that blind stand chasing me around in his head. A little Eminem action on that.

[Brady]

You're quiet with this whole gambling thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's true. That I said pretzel. Everybody be good. Don't make no noise. We got the entertainment drill coming up next. Well done. Fireside chatters. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you somebody put me down if I tried to see my hair looks sick. It's. Look at that. It's 9:25 already. The word for 9:00 o' clock is stack. S T A C K. Hop on that thing. Get yourself involved in this entire deal as we try to buy your love for a little while longer. And we keep doing this and you guys keep participating. We've got no problem with all of them. It take it in the app. Get on it now. Stack. It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense systems. And if you want to get out there and get in good shape, now's the time. Winter is. Winter is coming. And that basically means that you guys are going to start getting a little fatter. You know, the pool isn't as important anymore. Holiday cookies and treats are out. Why not get ahead of the game? Start getting in good shape now. Start feeling good about yourself now with stuff that's brand new. Change your life. You're going to have these resolutions in a couple of months. Get on it today. Have an October resolution that you're going to be in good shape every day. And you're also going to be smarter and you're going to find something you like doing. Gyms can be boring. Treadmills can stink. Taking walks is nice. But you know what you need something to motivate you, stimulate you. And that's exactly what [e-mail] they are the home of tactical black Brady. Entertain me.

[Brady]

The actor who played the the sun and poltergeist Oliver Robbins his name.

[Brett Vesely]

He played tooth kid Robbie Feeling. Yeah. Hated looking at his face.

[Brady]

Well, if you live near Simi Valley, California got a special treat this Halloween. He will be at the house.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh no kidding.

[Brady]

That the movie was filmed and handing out candy for Halloween.

[Brett Vesely]

Didn't he coach Duke for years or was a. I'm pretty sure he turned into Mike Shashevsky. The little rat faced boy. Yeah, either that or Mike Shanahan. He was a Broncos coach for that kid's face was brutal.

[Brady]

And if you want to.

[Brett Vesely]

Does he still have the big buck teeth today?

[John]

I haven't seen him.

[Brett Vesely]

What's his name?

[Brady]

Robbie Freeling.

[Brett Vesely]

Freeling, like Fitz Freeling, son.

[John]

Well, what's his real name?

[Brett Vesely]

Robbie. Oh, that was it.

[John]

That was Robbie in the movie.

[Brady]

Oh no, I'm sorry.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oliver Robbins is right. You're right. I was gonna say. Wait a minute. That is. Is they were. He's the one who lived. Carol Ann died. And so did the other girl. Right. The older sister.

[John]

No, they all made it.

[Brett Vesely]

No car. No, in the movie. In real life, Carol Ann died. Yeah, both the girls. The girls are dead. Robbie's. I would say that, with that being the information. The first one I'm looking at is this Oliver kid. Did he get that big old set of buck teeth fixed? Yeah, that's much better. He's no longer punchable.

[John]

I know there's a kind of.

[Brett Vesely]

Ooh, like a warped Dave Portnoy. Yeah, he looks like. Yeah, if I were to try to draw Dave Portnoy, that's what it would look like. Or Mike Judge. He's still not as bad as he was when he was a kid. That was a. I thought, you know, Spielberg always went for cute kids. Not in that one.

[John]

I think the clown's cuter.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the clown chasing him out from the bed was better. That's a good horror movie. The first Poltergeist still shot there. Yeah, solid.

[Brady]

The Stranger Things finale will be shown in select theaters after all, on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. Oh, 350 theaters across the country and in Canada. The screenings will coincide with the global Netflix premiere.

[Brett Vesely]

So you can watch a bunch of 30 year old 9th graders figure out the Upside Down. It's taken a little long. Are you a fan, Corey? Thriller? No. I tried to. I did too. And first season was okay.

[John]

Second season I bailed on him.

[Brett Vesely]

I may have a problem because the reason I stopped watching is because that one kid's face. I think I may. I think I may have an issue with faces. It's some sort of a thing with mirrors. I don't punch mirrors. I should, because I see my face and I know maybe I'm just mad at faces.

[Brady]

Johnny Depp's landed his biggest gig since his legal battle battle with Amber Heard.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah, since the trial.

[Brady]

He'll start in a new version of Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, he's Scrooge. He's good casting.

[Brady]

Be called Ebenezer. A Christmas Carol directed by Ty west, who did the horror trilogy X, Pearl and Maxine. It's Max triple X scene.

[Brett Vesely]

Got nothing.

[Brady]

I don't know any of those either. But then there's a second version of Christmas Carol that's gonna happen. Robert Eggers is one behind this one and he is cast not.

[Brett Vesely]

Not even close. What are you laughing at?

[Brady]

What's that?

[John]

Nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Nothing. You keep moving or he'll start laughing again. You just keep going. Way don't go back. Don't.

[Brady]

Willem Defoe.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, dueling. I'd see the Defoe one over the deaf one. He's a more damning Ebenezer.

[Brady]

I know what he's giggling about.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. Yeah, don't. Just don't. Yeah, exactly. I just heard him.

[John]

Totally believable.

[Brett Vesely]

I heard him chuckle. And I'm like, the guy behind it. Don't.

[Brady]

Did the Witch.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The Lighthouse and Nosferatu.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Didn't see the new Nosferatu. Watch the old 1920s one. The silent movie. It's interesting. It's not good.

[Brady]

Big movie out this weekend. Springsteen.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, great.

[John]

Where's the big movie?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Oh, you know what, though? People are going nuts about it. And the more I read about it, because we said, why would we want to see a movie about his life? It's not. It's about a year, one year of his life while he was working on Nebraska, which was in 1981.

[Brady]

Well, this says it's a movie about Bruce's struggles with the success he got after the River.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And then he had to build Nebraska pushback.

[Brady]

Yep. 1982 was 82. Nebraska.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought it was 80. Oh, so. So this base probably in 1981, before Nebraska comes out. But he was suicidal and depressed, and so in that regard, it might be a different take on these types of biopic movies.

[Brady]

So there's the pressure of coming up with the second album.

[Kevin Falcone]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

Was the river first?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Didn't that come out like 78? The river couldn't have been his first album. That was the biggest saying.

[Brady]

The success he got after the River.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then he had a heavy professional pushback. He got. It got dark.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I could barely count to four, man. One, two.

[John]

I don't remember a single song off of.

[Brett Vesely]

Off of Nebraska. It's because it's a personal thing for the fans and him. Yeah, there aren't.

[John]

I mean, I'm looking at the Hungry.

[Brett Vesely]

Hearts might be on that. That wasn't on that one. Nebraska.

[John]

Atlantic City, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Atlantic City's got some action. Mansion on the Hill is actually not bad.

[John]

Johnny 99, highway patrolman, used car, state trooper, open all night.

[Brett Vesely]

Other than the Doors. Other than the Doors. He's the most overrated performer in rock, period. On the story. Well, what are you talking about, man? I'm the ball. I got everybody's attention.

[Brady]

He chimed in, the Boss did about Jeremy Allen White's performance, said, I couldn't even tell the difference.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes, you could. That's dumb. Then you're an idiot. I don't even know. Is that me? Did I do that? When did I film this? It's not you, sir. I can't tell. I'm not a bright man working a part time job in a city that's closing. My daddy is meant to. I just wrote a Bruce Spring thing song.

[John]

Nice. The river came out in 80. Nebraska was 82.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Then he had hits in the 70s though. The river was when it exploded.

[John]

Well, that has hungry heart on it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. But prior to that was Born to Run. And was that. Yeah, that was before the River. I don't even know what albums I made were good. I just put a jean jack and I'm just like you. I'm a guy who wears jean jackets and rides a motorbike.

[John]

I was 75.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So Nebraska was his personal. Like that's his thing. So that's what this movie. So it's. Yeah, but I'm hearing it's good. I just don't like Bruce Springsteen that much. All right, hurry up. Ready?

[Brady]

We have a celebrity Death Dave ball.

[Brett Vesely]

Position one. I don't know this one. You know it. Soft cell. Oh, well done. Did you two discuss that before?

[Brady]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

You pulled Soft Cell out of your ass. I don't know how.

[Brady]

He probably saw.

[Brett Vesely]

I know how. Nice play.

[Brady]

He died on Wednesday.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay. We just found out about it.

[Brady]

And then Ace Freely was laid to rest on Wednesday as well. And all three of the original members were there.

[Brett Vesely]

They brought back the three quarters of Kiss.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

And there was Paul and Peter.

[Brady]

And then the info was shared by Eddie Trunk.

[Brett Vesely]

Eddie Trunk performed Ace Freely's.

[Brady]

Relief. He shared the info saying.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, oh, he reported. Okay. All right. Easy enough. Well, there you go. Is that it?

[Brady]

That's it.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. There it is. We got the Guadalupe Squares coming up in just moments. Thrillers in the room. That means we're about done. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800. We need a girl. We need a boy. We'll play the Guadalupe Squares. And I believe you have a day to remember. No, not a day to remember. Is it Day to remember. You had those earlier. I think it was a day to remember. Corey, get on this. What do you got to give away?

[Brady]

A day to remember.

[Brett Vesely]

I think that's right. Remember. It's the computer won't load.

[Brady]

Stretch.

[Brett Vesely]

You've still got five more minutes to put stack in the promo code.

[Brady]

Whistle.

[John]

Yeah, that's his nice stretch. A day to remember.

[Brett Vesely]

Day to remember. Tickets. All that just to know what we were. Right, There you go. So call us up. 5, 8, 5, 9, 800 girl and a guy. And we'll play the Squares next. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. You thought that was funny? You were laughing like a hyena when he said it. What the hell is wrong with you? Can you PD just offered, by the way. There he is. Everyone, look. Look behind me. It's Larry McFeely's birthday.

[Kevin Falcone]

Eve.

[Brett Vesely]

Happy birthday, Eve, Larry. Happy birthday. Want to be a square? I. I know. Oh, Larry, come on. He's afraid of you guys. That's okay. It's Larry's birthday, and I asked Corey, I said, how old do you think Larry is? 25. And he said, I'm gonna be nice. I'll just say 50. He's younger than that, you prick. He's close, though. I did that at Tony Roma's once when I delivered a birthday cake as a waiter to a lady and she looked horrible. And I put the cake down and I'm like, happy birthday. You don't look a day over 29. And she goes, I'm 27. Like, Jesus Christ. Life is treating you terribly. You look horrible. I was kidding. At 29. I was being. I thought you're like 40. Anyway, happy birthday, Larry. I think you look better than. Corey says so. Nice job, Larry's birthday. Let's give something away for Larry's birthday, shall we? Data, remember, Tickets. The Guadalupe Squares are upon us. We've got it all figured out right here. We're gonna get right to it with our host, and you know him, it's Thriller. Walsh, everyone. Thriller. Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. Hot Wheel Square. Veto Corleone, starting off. I don't understand. I mean, why am I even here?

[Brady]

What.

[Brett Vesely]

What news broke this week that you would need to talk to me? Nothing, Brett.

[John]

Nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't understand. I was just having a friendly card game.

[Brady]

You're not gonna tell him?

[John]

No. There's just nothing to tell me. I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

There's nothing to talk about.

[Brady]

I'm looking for a good card game.

[Brett Vesely]

I got a few of those. They're very friendly on the up and up. Card games. I got a few celebrities. Chauncey Billups for a little while, but somebody came and got him. Typical of his people to end up in ch.

[Brady]

Jail, though.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, meet some new fish. Like, I don't. I don't know what that term is, but if you have one. Oh, yes. Show me your fish.

[John]

Luca Bri sleeps with him.

[Brett Vesely]

So, yeah, look at Brazzy's down here and show me. You showed him the fish? I don't understand why I'm even here. I don't understand. I got the exact same thing going on where I am. What's going on over there? Tony, what are we doing here? Like, what's happening? Can't even friendly car gaming anymore. Brett.

[John]

There's not. I don't know what's going on. Nothing going on. There's nothing.

[Brett Vesely]

Was Noah. Noah got arrested, didn't he? Making some Tarzan movies or something. I don't know. I don't even know what. I don't know who this kid is. You introduce me. How do you know my name? I've heard good things. I don't know. That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Have an orange. Enjoy yourself. I don't understand anything that's going on on here. We don't want to bother you here, so let's hop on over to the top. Middle square. Bruce brings me in time for his film. How you doing? Very excited about my movies coming out today. 2, 3, 4. Two fans a little older. They take some time to. That's just me passing gas, writing a movie about my album, Nebraska City. I fly over and pretend I'm just like those people. People got a laughing, kissing Baltimore Jack. I'm overrated like her ever. I don't know where it's gone. I don't pronounce words, and I just keep going. By the way, blow Clarence. I don't know if he's in that song, but you can blow Clarence if you'd like. I got a hungry hunter heart like Brady has hungry kidney. He's eating him alive.

[John]

What does your podcast partner think of this?

[Brett Vesely]

Your old broadcast partner, Barack?

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Barack and I are tight. He's here if you want to talk to him. Sure. Everybody's got a hungry heart. You are very clear. Everybody's got a hungry heart. It's good to see you in your movie there, Bruce and Mike. Yeah. All right, calm down.

[Brady]

Join in, Big Mike.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna see it. How many times you gonna see it?

[Kevin Falcone]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

I was just thinking about once. Try two, three, four cats. How about that? Michelle's here if you want. She's seen the movie.

[Kevin Falcone]

Come on in, Michelle.

[Brett Vesely]

Michelle, use the door. No. Oh, God. Damn. Damn. Lay down your money and you play your part. Michelle is a crooner. Very, very good. Crooner. Yes. She sounds a little like me, anyway, I think. And she looks like you in more ways than you could ever imagine. You know, they say in a relationship that's going well that people love each other very Much.

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Calm down. That penis size doesn't matter. I just wish you didn't have. I don't care that it's. I just wish it wasn't. I actually wish it was smaller, to be honest. Watch out.

[Kevin Falcone]

A dick.

[Brett Vesely]

We know. All right. They don't have to celebrate it. We understand the joke. All right, Now, Cuba, presidents here, top right square. President Trump. How are you? Great time. Great time.

[Kevin Falcone]

Go L A.

[Brett Vesely]

Go la America in the World Series. We're in the World Series. And I'm not going to trade with Canada ever again. And I'm also going to ban all Major League Baseball teams from trading with Toronto. You can't trade with them either. Trade. No, no. Good. I also like that we got that Japanese import and he's now part of us. He's great. I love him. Shoey Ohtani. There's a couple in there, actually. They got another Japanese, too. And his last name is Sasaki. I like him, too. I like them a lot. I like them a lot. And I'm gonna start my own thing because we don't need Kennett anymore. I make my own maple syrup now. I'm building it on the White House lawn. I've just torn down most of the White House and planted maple trees. Trump syrup. Trump syrup. A little dab of Trump on your pancakes every morning. Suck it down. That delicious sticky juice that comes out of my Trump trees. Right between the cheek. Right between the cakes. That's right. That's exactly between the cheeks, too, if you're interested. Between the cakes, between the cheeks. I don't know what you call your pancakes. You know what I don't like? What's that? When women have pancakes on their chest, those pancakes throw it on those flaps. But you know what? With a little Trump syrup, it even makes women's pancake tolerable. Inedible. I think. I think it's a great thing, tearing down the White House, building a new one, a Trump one. And we're going to name it the Monica Lewinsky Ballroom. I think that's a hilarious thing. I came up with that yesterday. I like, like it a lot. She always had some. What? She always had some ballroom. All right, we understand. You don't need to celebrate it like that. I liked it. Corey. I thought that was a good one. Michelle's on the floor over there. She loves ball jokes. Anyway, Corey, no more Canada. All done. Canada no more. I'll go ahead and cross out the map. Cannagon. I call it Can. I gotta get out of here. Not gonna do it. Gonna kill. Kill everything with Canada. Okay, Mike Newcomb. Mike. Thinking about it. Mike Newcomb. Get rid of them. They're a pain in the ass, like a bad neighbor. I watched the documentary the Perfect Neighbor. It's not Canada. I'm gonna shoot through the door. I'm just gonna shoot through the door and drop Canada. That's what I' for now, into the middle of spur. Tracy Morgan joining us. I don't even know what I'm doing here. I just started a commercial for Morgan and Morgan Law and they said that I was gonna go represent him. I guess I'm a lawyer now. That's me. Tracy Morgan, Esquire.

[Brady]

Been hit by a truck.

[Brett Vesely]

Esquire. What you talking about, Brett? You said different. Me, Esquire. Tracy Morgan, Esquire. And that's right, you got a problem in a wreck, need a check. I got one. I know how to do it. You in a wreck, need a check, you gotta get in a bigger wreck. Let Walmart hit you, you walk away with millions of dollars, never have to do another thing again. You lie. Am I right, Brady? Oh, yeah. You used to get out on the road, stand out and get smashed up by a Walmart truck. That bet you get a new kidney. Lickety split. Speaking of lickety split, Thriller, how's your mom? She's doing fine. I like to lickety split with this mother. I'm Tracy Morgan, Esquire, lawyer to the stars. You don't act that way in the courtroom, do you? I'm lickety splitter. Anywhere she wants to do it. Your mama's a freak. That thing's loose and I need that babies just. Yeah, babies just get to be about 3 pounds and tumble out of that thing real early. I'm gonna get a text later. That's right, you are. Because your mama's sitting there just. She thinks she had to poop. She had two babies, end up limping around the house. The whole life she thought she had to poop. Next thing she knows, she's got to go live in a ranch style home because she can't have stairs no more. Every time she gets gas, she gets nervous she's going to be a mother again. She's got to make a house flat, no basements. Ain't got no basements. Don't want to risk that. Only reason she get a basement is because next time she poops, she can throw herself down the stairs. That one got homework. Real good thinking. It's Cory's mom chucking herself down the stairs so it don't happen. A third time. She like a genie. You rub that limb at three, cripples fall out. We weren't sure if Tracy Morgan should be here this week. And now he's a hit. I'm Tracy Morgan, Esquire. You need a lawyer. I'll talk to the judge until he just cancels the whole thing. I don't even want to hear another word out. You might be a defamation suit at some point here. Maybe from your mother. All right. Over now to the middle square. We have Brady. The patriotic man whore. That's right. I'm targeting Chinese operatives. And I'm gonna fly over there. Okay. I'm gonna do what? Well, then I have to be a honey pot. It's called being a honeypot. I'm the sexy beast that goes over and lures these Chinese AI superstars. You're their type. Well, I'm gonna have to be.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

And I'm gonna get him in my honey trap. And then I'm gonna blow them until they give me secrets for Chinese AI. And then, of course, because I'm so good at relaying information. Yeah. I'm gonna bring that back to America. And we're gonna steal all that. China's secrets. Wanna try Morris code for this one? Who's Morris? The cat.

[Brady]

Handsome Morris the cat.

[Brett Vesely]

He had a code. Cool. I understand he. He sent signals.

[Brady]

The satellites?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. And the satellites were the drivers. It's a bit of an asinine thought that they would signal and their driver would move it.

[Brady]

It's so. Wait a minute. They swerve?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's sort of the same as my ideas. How stewardesses should be gravity booted down so they don't tumble anymore. Anyway, I'll be that break ankle. Shh. Don't give up my game. I'm the honeypot. I'm like Winnie the Pooh.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Same shape. Is that why you keep trying to blow me? I ain't got no secrets. I ain't Chinese. I don't know if Africa has any AI But I'm gonna see if they do through this man here. Check if you're close. Over now, into the middle right square.

[Kevin Falcone]

Shaquille O' and Charles Barkowitz.

[Brett Vesely]

This is crazy. This is a crazy weekend. How you doing, Corey? It's nice to see you. I would use Tracy Morgan and Sue. Tracy Morgan for what he said about your mama. That ain't right. NBA is back. It was supposed to be focused all week on NBA basketball. Steph Curry went crazy. We had the kid from the Philadelphia 76ers go crazy. Yes. We had all that stuff and all we talking about is gambling. And I bet you that it didn't happen. How much? $100,000 said it didn't happen. I don't think you should do that. I think we should be quiet about it and we should just go on, maybe take a trip to JCPenney, who I am now the spokesman for. How about that JCPenney. You didn't even know JCPenney was a thing. JCPenney closed down in 1992 and you a spokesman for it today. You take money to do anything. You ain't never shopped at no JCPenney. I don't think they have your sizes. They have my sizes. They have all sorts of irregular clothes. JCPenney is the place to go if you're a friendly giant. You're crazy. Ain't nobody ever going over to that JCPenney shopping for shack clothes. Besides that. I look at how you dress, you look like a fumigation tent hanging on a man. Nobody want to look at you and say, I want to look like that. That's crazy. Anyway, I bet you for NBA, that's what we learned, Brett. I bet you $100,000 this NBA thing goes away in a couple of days, max. Very possible. Rich people. Ain't nothing going on. Ain't nothing to go on. Nothing to go on. All right, now over to the bottom right left square. Sorry, Brady. Secret square. Give us a hand. Hello, everybody.

[Brady]

I'm 89 years old and I used to play bass for the rolling stones.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, 89. Yeah. Jesus. What? Yeah, shocker. You're here, sir. Okay, 89. And your wife is how old now?

[Brady]

31.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, she's lovely. You've been married for how long? 22 years? Something like that. Yeah. It's been a while, young lady. Good. Did well for yourself. That's right. Good work, Billy.

[Kevin Falcone]

Over now to the bottom of the square.

[Brett Vesely]

Vince Scola getting ready for the World Series. It's a great day. Sorry, I got a frog in my throat. It's a great day for Canadian baseball. And who's ready more than Sh. Otani to represent the United States? Good old fashioned American baseball. Apple pie, hot dogs. Shohei and Suzuki. We're ready to the US in the World Series against those horrendous Canadians. It's just like Kendrick and Drake are at it again. And I can't wait to call the game tonight and represent the United States. Sasaki Sh. Otani. Names that scream apple pie. Yamamoto. We're going to crush those crooked Canucks like we did Those gifts Japs back in 45. Wait, we're using Japs? Never mind. I hope you have fun tonight. Over now to the bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior Trip Reeb. Hello sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah a yeah. Hey, I'm a boot to get on my plane to Canada, watch the Dodgers and Blue Jays. Yeah, that's where I'm a boot to go.

[John]

Okay, get your tickets from Toledo or we're just.

[Brett Vesely]

I bought, I bought two tickets tickets and I gave them to make a wish kids and they said no. Worst seats I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, they're in section. What the is this? I'd rather watch in East LA with it. I'm going up here to Toronto A and I'm gonna hit in poutine city. I, I, I'm gonna be face to face with little Canadian poutine, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. You know it's mostly gravy colored, right? Yeah, yeah. That's how I like it. As you get older, you want new things and I like to dip my fingers in a little poutine and come up brown.

[Kevin Falcone]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

He's my second favorite square today. Come on, Brown. That's disgusting. Canadian ass play. All right. Who's on the phone?

[John]

Tanner and Ashley.

[Brett Vesely]

Tanner, are you there? I'm here. Ashley, are you there?

[Kevin Falcone]

There I am here.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, Ashley, you're a girl. Go ahead, pick a square.

[Kevin Falcone]

The top left.

[Brett Vesely]

Top left. Vita Corleone. I didn't hear a thing.

[Brady]

I didn't hear.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know what she's talking about. What's going on? Ashley, are you high right now? It's only ten o' clock in the morning. Ashley, answer the questions you're asked. Ashley, are you still in the. I am still alive. Yeah, you're stoned to the be Jesus, huh? Do you have a job? Where do you work? Cuz I'm going to avoid that place like the plague. It's about to burn down. Please tell me enough.

[Kevin Falcone]

Oh, you're going to be surprised if work at a smoke shop, work at a smoke shop.

[Brett Vesely]

How about that? Brady, I've done this job, done this job a long time. All I need is a hello and I'll go, oh, she's high. We're done here.

[John]

Tulsa King over here.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the basement. What it is. All right, Corey, let's do this before she needs to eat again. Of course. Question for you here, sir. All babies are born without fear because fear is a wholly learned behavior. True or false. I don't know. I assume you were probably pretty afraid. Everyone in the room crying and screaming. What happened? What happened? Oh, afraid of stairs. Yeah, it's afraid of stairs right off the bat. I mean, when a baby enters the planet and everyone is crying and yelling.

[Brady]

There'S probably a little fear.

[Brett Vesely]

Was I born on the third floor? Oh, no. Good God, no.

[Kevin Falcone]

I wouldn't.

[Brett Vesely]

You fell off of it. Maybe that's what happened. I don't have to lock it out. If you were, babies probably have no fear. All right, so you're saying false. I put that to the test, though. Give me a baby. Let's try to scan it. All right, then. Ashley, do you agree or disagree with false?

[Kevin Falcone]

I'm gonna have to say false.

[Brett Vesely]

Incorrect. Oh, no. Circle gets that one. The pothead fails again. How about that? All right. Nice try. Get over to It's Tanner. Make your selection with false.

[Kevin Falcone]

Do Bruce Springsteen.

[Brett Vesely]

She disagree?

[John]

No, she agreed with false.

[Brady]

Oh, my bad.

[Brett Vesely]

That next gets the square. I'm stupid. You got a little contact. Answer the phones. Yes. Anyway, regardless, Tanner, make your choice.

[Kevin Falcone]

Let me do Springsteen.

[Brett Vesely]

Alrighty. 2, 3, 4.

[Kevin Falcone]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You gonna go see my movie, Tanner? Probably not. Oh, crap, Brock, take it. The day we sweat it out on the streets in a runaway American dream. Yeah, Michelle, this is glorious. Suicide machines. But, Dick, I sprung some gauges on Highway 9. Chrome wheel feeling jigged it down, Sticking out over the line. And by line, I mean the dick that Michelle runs out. Anyway, get to see my movie. You get to hear great stuff like that. All right, I got a question. I gotta replace Clarence. Anybody have any gigantic black men that play the saxophone? Michelle does. Close enough, man. Blow, Big Mike. It's the same shape. She blows a lot, from what I hear. She's not the only one. Oh, man.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Doubling. I don't know why that was so funny to a Wheatie. I'm on your side. All right, go ahead. Doubling a penny every day for 30 days will result in $500,360.12. Seeing as how I'm just like you guys and I don't know what it's like to have pennies. I have over $500 million.

[John]

But you're just like us.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm just like you in my Jean Jay now. I wear tuxedos everywhere. I've kind of left that whole blue collar guy thing and fly my private jet to my movie premiere. Holmberg would know. He's a Jew. Tell him about pennies. Blow, Big Jew. Yeah, I'd say that's probably true. If you Save double pennies every day to add up your sands. True. Now, Tanner, do you agree or disagree with True.

[Kevin Falcone]

I disagree.

[Brett Vesely]

Correct. Then X gets that square. Oh, gets the square. Come on, Corey. Too long.

[John]

Jesus.

[Brett Vesely]

Four day work weeks. No, I'm telling you. I told you. I'm losing it today, man. It's all right. You'll get it all back when you go see my movie tonight. That's true. Dude in a jean jacket. I've lost sense of who I am. What the hell's a movie called? I forgot. Is it Born to Run? That would. I don't know what it's called.

[John]

Nebraska.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Nebraska. All right, then Springsteen.

[Brady]

Deliver Me From Nowhere.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Brady's right. Blow, big boy. All right, go ahead. I get it wrong and Brady's right. It's opposite day. Anyway, back to Ashley. Here. Make your choice. Ashley, wake up. Oh, she hung. She's gone, bro. That phone just. Tanner, you win a customer. Tanner. She got tired of me yelling at her as Bruce Springsteen.

[Brady]

She dropped a bomb.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she. Yeah, she laughed too hard at the Obama joke and then ran away when we made fun of it. Oh, Ashley, Why? All right. Tanner's the winner this week. That'll do it for us. How about that? That's good stuff. Nobody picked me. Come all the way over here. I had to limp like Corey. It's harder for me to walk. Cory's an og. I did it. I did it. Newfangled way. I stood in the street and got smashed. Corey came out of the box like he got hit. Like a Walmart truck.

[Kevin Falcone]

Truck.

[Brett Vesely]

Since day one, man. Day one. Walmart survivor.

[Brady]

Can I go now?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You don't have to be. No more Bill Myman. You call him to your beautiful wife. Anyway. All right, that's enough. That's silly. She hung up because it was silly. That must be it.

[Brady]

Too heady for her.

[Brett Vesely]

Probably ran out of minutes. What's that? She might have run out of minutes. It is late in the month. He's right. Wheaties run out of minutes left. She's only got a week left, and she was blowing it on video games. All right, that's it. We're done. You got anything happening you want to talk about? Yeah, I got NAU football tomorrow and then Raiders on Sunday. That is tragic.

[Brady]

You and the Raiders.

[Brett Vesely]

Is NAU any good? They're doing solid. What does that mean? I think they're about 500. That's horrible. In college. That's horrible. College record. If you're like two and two in college. You're one of the worst teams in college. Am I right?

[Kevin Falcone]

Right. Who.

[Brett Vesely]

Who they playing this weekend? I try to remember what it was. It was. I think. No, last week was Idaho. I forget which one it is. Well, good luck to that. And the Raiders are just as bad. Boy. Oh, they're fun to watch. Station's make. Last week was fun. The 31. Nothing cool. I like scintillating on the radio. Kenny Picket dropping the first snap. That was the win. The first half was a lot of like, oh, they could turn it around. Second half was not the case. Wow. All right.

[John]

All right. I'm out on Saturday.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah? Where are you going?

[John]

Yeah, I'll be over at the grand opening of America First Credit Union in the QC.

[Brett Vesely]

11 to 1 going back to Queen. Your own. That's where Brett spawned for a little while. You used to originate from the qc. Go by the old house. Would you?

[John]

Yeah, why not? You know, if I'm out there, there's no other reason. I mean, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Nothing else to do except for look at Brett's house.

[John]

Yeah. And signing up for Nine Inch Nails tickets and Avatar tickets.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go first.

[John]

So come on out. 11 to 1. Rittenhouse, Ann Queen Creek Road, and I believe, Signal Butte.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no, no. Rittenhouse. Usually that's the word that has to be involved in Queen Creek. All right, there you go. That's it for us. We're done. You guys have yourselves a spectacular Friday. And tell Larry happy birthday. It's Larry's birthday? He's under 50, you son of a bitch.

[Brady]

Take a guess.

[Brett Vesely]

Good for you. Take another guess. Try again. That's it. Have a great one. We'll see you on Monday. Right here in the morning sickness. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.