10-28-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode Summary: 10-28-25 – FULL SHOW – TUESDAY
Host: John Holmberg
Co-hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Date: October 28, 2025

Overview

This episode of Arizona's #1 morning radio show delivers quintessential Holmberg: an irreverent, high-energy mix of sports commentary, bizarre news, personal banter, and listener call-ins. Major themes include the wild, marathon World Series game the night before; the comedic disaster of extra-innings baseball; one crew member’s World Series ticket debacle; medical oddities (notably a trainer with a “unicorn horn”); outrageous call-in auditions to accompany Toledo to LA; and their usual blend of mockery, camaraderie, and “disturbing the peace” radio humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. World Series Marathon: Dodger/Blue Jays 18-inning Epic

• Recap: The crew recounts the previous night’s nearly 7-hour marathon World Series game that stretched to 18 innings before Freddie Freeman’s walk-off home run.
• Commentary:
  • “You watch a sporting event, that's great...and then you get your wish and you're like, jesus Christ, I wish this thing would have ended about two hours ago.” — John (02:40)
  • Baseball’s current extra innings approach is lampooned as a “problem that needs fixing.” They riff on the tedium and ridiculousness of ultra-long games and the players’ struggle to keep energy up, including Dodgers/Blue Jays literally eating charcuterie mid-game.
• Funny Moment:
  • Discussion of TV shots showing Blue Jays’ trainer, “Voon Chang,” who sports a conspicuous protrusion (“unicorn horn”) on his forehead — which becomes comedic obsession for the next 15 minutes.

2. Voon Chang, Bone Spurs, & Medical Oddities

• Focus: The Blue Jays’ athletic trainer’s bizarre forehead horn, its medical roots, and why no one on TV mentioned it.
• Host Banter:
  • They compare the horn to John’s experience with a lipoma, have a hilariously uninformed debate about bone growths, and joke about aliens, mindreading, and insurance companies.
  • “Boom Chang has a unicorn horn growing off of his head. Remarkably huge horn.” — John (05:23)
  • “If you had a unicorn horn on your face… You would keep it rather than take a chance that maybe the skull was a little bit affected.” — John (12:05)
• Memorable quote:
  • “If I had one of those, medical insurance or not, I'm not waiting, I'd hit that thing with an angle grinder in my garage.” — Text from listener (13:16); crew agrees.

3. The Ticket Fiasco: Toledo’s World Series Seat Woes

• Setup: Co-host Toledo shelled out $2,400 for World Series tickets, but as secondary market prices crash (down to ~$750), he’s desperate to recoup his loss.
• Content: The team jokes about resale losses, what it’s like for Arizona fans to go to LA, and the possibility of having to road trip with random listeners just to break even.
• Listener Involvement: Hilarious auditions from fans offering to buy, accompany, or "cuck" Toledo at the game; offers involve free hotel, flights, and an unending stream of odd promises (including teachers, teachers’ spouses, a “diversity program,” and even a “cripple-tackling” behavioral health tech).
  • “You can take Gary’s whore wife and get a road BJ on the way—that’s true, but you don’t have to take her to a World Series game for that.” — John, on notorious past callers (45:51)

4. Listener Auction: Who Gets to Go?

• Segment highlight: The show runs a “dating game”–style audition for listeners to become Toledo’s World Series date, fielding calls from welding inspectors, poor club-makers, all-night partiers, and a behavioral health tech who “tackles the handicapped and shoots them up with booty juice.”
• Revelations: Most callers have little to offer but good stories. The prospect of roadtripping with strangers for baseball gold brings out the best/worst in KUPD listeners.
  • “I don’t have a whole lot to offer Toledo, but, you know, I’d be a good time!” — ‘Marty’, third caller (130:03)

5. Party Foul: No One Wants to Go with Toledo

• Plot twist:
  • Even their regular “Thriller” (a coworker with mobility challenges, typically up for hijinks) declines: “I am not a spontaneous guy, and to be honest, baseball’s not my number one.”
• Finale:
  • Christian, a teacher who offers flights and Hilton rooms, is deemed the winner if he responds — but it’s moot, as Toledo sells his tickets near the end at a $600 loss. The show closes with musings on the absurdity of it all, and what might have been if a magical World Series moment had unfolded that night.

6. Bizarre Uber/PSA Segment

• News item: Discusses the story of a rideshare driver who assaulted a passenger; pivots into a comedic but semi-serious PSA:
  • “Uber is not an excuse to be blind drunk and climb in a car with a stranger…You have got to be smarter than that.”
  • The show floats the idea of a premium “cocaine rideshare” or “Bump Me” app for blackout drunks — tongue deeply in cheek.

7. Banter, Bits, and Miscellany

• Pet insurance advice:
  • “If you want to take on a pet, you have to be able to afford a pet. And it helps a ton…” — John (56:13+)
• AI Music Segment:
  • Showcases AI-generated music (e.g. funk/metal covers of pop songs) with “Never Gonna Give You Up” as a hair metal song and “Tom Sawyer” in a funk flavor, to audience delight.
• Romper Room–style 'Name Hour':
  • They riff on radio consultants' demands for localized engagement, pretending to dedicate entire hours to “Jeffs,” “Brandons,” and so on.
• Hot Releases:
  • Christmas music by Pretty Reckless; new Puscifer; AI song highlights. TV: “Down Cemetery Road” on Apple TV+.
• Brady’s Standing Mystery:
  • Frequent on-air joking about co-host Brady’s discomfort, standing, and implied medical woes.
• Call-in Mayhem:
  • Fodder for KUPD regulars, with callbacks to local characters, old station stories, and relentless self- (and audience-) mockery.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Voon Chang’s horn:
  • “He scans your body with that.” — Brady (07:47)
• On extra-inning baseball:
  • “It was epic. Epic play after…It’s everything you love about the game. It was outstanding.” — John (03:25)
• World Series ticket saga:
  • “You're getting punched in the trunks, my friend.” — John to Toledo about ticket value collapse (18:04)
• Listener auditions:
  • “If you buy Toledo a first class ticket, Toledo has to take you.” — John (135:02)
• On Uber as a danger zone:
  • “Don't put yourself in that position… Maybe Uber shouldn't be used as an ambulatory transport of your corpse.” — John (71:19)
• Thriller’s refusal:
  • “I do really appreciate it… but I am not a spontaneous guy.” — Thriller (145:54)
• PSA for pet lovers:
  • “If you don't have enough money to take care of your pet, you're playing with emotional fire, the worst kind. Don't do that.” — John (56:46)
• On medical “horns”:
  • “If I had one of those, medical insurance or not, I’m not waiting, I'd hit that thing with an angle grinder in my garage.” — Listener text read by John (13:16)

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Informative / Comedic Timestamps

• Baseball recap & "Voon Chang" horn: 02:40–15:09
• Ticket resale woes, call-in offers, “World Series date” game: 17:04–41:54 & 123:27–138:40
• Pet insurance PSA: 56:13–56:46
• Uber segment (PSA, cocaine rideshare): c. 61:55–76:44
• Romper Room 'name' hour, radio consultant riffs: 87:50–92:54
• Listener auditions & “booty juice” guy: 130:03–137:34
• Thriller Walsh refuses World Series invite: 143:27–147:47
• Hot Releases (music & TV): 152:26–159:01
• Brady standing/health running bit: Multiple (esp. 98:42, 109:37)
• Show close—reflection on tickets, missed opportunities: 149:54–176:55

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Tone & Language

• Ribald, relentless, self-deprecating, and distinctly Arizona blue-collar
• Gentle cruelty, inside jokes, ‘disturbing’ comedy, and no topic is off-limits
• Listener engagement is central; everyone is fair game

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Takeaways

• The show’s strength lies in authenticity: unfiltered humor, sports obsession, and loving ridicule (of themselves, their listeners, and anyone in pop culture).
• The “Toledo’s sad ticket ride” saga provided a backbone for the entire episode, teasing out interactions with fans, co-workers, and a parade of Arizona’s weirdest, all handled with characteristic but affectionate bite.
• The episode’s energy and meter-shattering banter are perfect for dedicated listeners and radio comedy fans, offering a full measure of chaos and community in the KUPD style.

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Recommended for: Fans of raw, local morning radio, sports talk with a comic edge, and listeners who appreciate the rhythm of inside jokes and long-running morning show sagas.

Skip if: You want tidy narratives, minimal sarcasm, or sanitized content—this is rollicking, anything-goes “guy talk” radio at its core.

Transcript

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[Brett Vesely]

My God.

[Byron]

Yeah, so it was just. It was 10 to 3 on the east coast to watch the last of the Blue Jays fans, Toronto fans.

[Brett Vesely]

My God, four in the morning.

[Byron]

I wondered what the bars did, the viewing parties and stuff like that. I mean, they got to stay open. You can't send people home. But there's got to be like, we can't serve another drop of alcohol, but we're all going to step. I stood up and watched it till midnight. It was too good to not watch. And then you're just like, man, that thing was just nonstop. And the best nine innings of World Series baseball I've seen in a long time. Freddie Freeman's home run grand slam last year to walk it off was pretty amazing, but this was just remarkable all the way around. Dodgers end up winning the thing. It was epic. Epic play after. I mean, guys getting just a couple weird plays bouncing off of a dude in the second baseman just slides down and whips the throw to third and these tagouts and these plays at the plate. And it was just. It's everything you love about the game. It was outstanding. Made me forget that there was a Suns overtime game last night. Don't care. There was a Chiefs, Redskins game. I mean, Redskins and then don't. They didn't care. That was a. It was great. It was amazing stuff. And it just wouldn't end, which is the sucky part. Baseball does have to do something about extra innings because, I mean, they do it in the regular season where they've sped it up with A guy. But man, you can't have seven hour sporting events and football would have to do the exact same thing if they stayed tied after overtimes and playoff games. They just keep going until somebody wins. And eventually you'd hope someone would put one through the uprights. They showed a shot at about 11 o' clock last night, about an hour left in the game where one of the trainers came out for the Dodgers with a charcuterie. He had cheeses and meats and things like the guys had to eat. Like they're, they're breaking their necks out there and they're. So it was the Blue Jays, actually, because Vlad Guerrero's pounding this salami and he's handing the cheese on the boards. Going through. It was very la, but it was in like the Toronto dugout. Then there was another thing. Russ Springer twisted and may have pulled his oblique. And then it made me look at this. The trainer for the Toronto Blue Jays. I'll tell you his name, Brett, and then you can look him up. His name? Dune Chang. Stop. It's just a name. V o o n last name Chang. It is something that sounds like I would make up for a character. Oh, my name. Voon Chang. Yeah, you're gonna laugh even harder. I think he might be a unicorn. It's very strange what's going on with Boom Chang and if this was my doctor and my trainer, I, I don't know. I like my doctors and I like my. I like my medical professionals. If I got a physical therapist and everything else to not look like they've got massive medical issues. Voon Chang, he's got a little horn coming out. He's got a big horn coming out. And they. Nobody said anything. I need people to. I need people to say stuff. Take it, you know, even when it's just on tv. I needed John Smoltz last night to just go, obviously, yeah, obviously you've got a horn on his. Okay. So, yeah, you gotta find other pictures. You can start to see it from the front. Not that bad, but from the side. He went out to help Springer and I'm like, what? And I even wrote down what the F is going on with the Blue Jays trainer's head. And so I searched Blue Jays trainer and everyone read it all the way down. What's growing on the Blue Jays trainer's head? It is a bone spur horn dead center of his forehead and it was prominently on television last night. Voon Cheng has a unicorn horn growing off of his head. Remarkably huge horn. And all I'm thinking is it doesn't even look big in those pictures, but last night it was. It's large with the goggles right there.

[Brady]

On the top one.

[Byron]

Is it a celebration goggle there? Yeah, he's.

[Brady]

No, all the way the top.

[Byron]

You can see it, though. It is weird. And I don't know, I just started thinking that if a guy came running at me going, I can help. I can help. And he had one of those, go help yourself. Go fix that before you can start trying to fix other people. Boom. Chang.

[Brady]

There it is. Popping.

[Byron]

Yeah. Oh, it's big, man. And it. And from the side, from this. Exactly. Put a needle in it.

[Brady]

Is it similar to.

[Byron]

No, mine was a lipoma. I looked, but, I mean, I had mine removed. And I'm not a medical trainer. It's not like I hang out in hospitals or medical facilities all day. He could fix it.

[Brady]

A cool center punch.

[Byron]

No, it is not cool. There's nothing cool about it. It's an oracle eye, and I hate it because it means he can read our minds or something like that. Imagine how good he is at math. He's got his extra math storage like it is.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

He scans your body with that.

[Byron]

Yeah. That thing is definitely. Look, I get it. I had a bump on my head for years. That was a lipoma. I had it removed. The only reason I didn't have it removed for the time I had it was because insurance gave me a hard time about where it was, which was just above my hairline. If I had hair was like, kind of top left. And I would go and say, I want this removed. And they're like, oh, it's plastic surgery. And I asked why? They said, because it's part of your face. And I'm like, if I had hair, would it be plastic surgery? And they're like, no, it would probably be a medical thing. And I'm like, so when does plastic surgery end for me? With curiosities and, you know, cosmetic changes. And they said, where your hairline starts? And I'm like, then I don't. Then my face, technically, according to my insurance at the time, my medical insurance wouldn't cover. And somewhere about the top of my ass crack, where there's some hair, I guess a little bit. It's fine. Unnoticeable, but I can feel it. So that would be technically where an insurance company would say, well, his face ends top of his ass. Some people even would say, some of my ass is my face as well. But, yeah, so I didn't get it done because insurance was a problem. So I finally got a doctor to say, I'll test it for cancer, and that way we can take it out. And I'm like, beautiful. But we already knew it wasn't, and it worked out. I don't hang out at medical facilities. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a trainer. I'm not a physical therapist. I don't have access to that. He's from Canada. They have that free health stuff. So he doesn't even have this issue. Go get that horn taken off your face. In fact, you got a horn on your face right now. Maybe he can't tell me exactly why.

[Brady]

Could affect his brain.

[Byron]

You know, there's a skull in between there. Yeah, it'll still be good.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't worry about it.

[Brady]

That could go through the skull. You never know.

[Byron]

It wouldn't go through the skull.

[Brady]

That's not rooted in there where they can't dig it out. You have to really through bone.

[Byron]

And they wouldn't do that. You don't think they do that? They do brain surgery. Brady telling you. I mean, have it removed. That's the worst lawyer option ever. Exactly. Why doesn't he have it removed? It's not because it would affect his brain. If it's that good, then you couldn't touch it. He wouldn't run the risk of being outside. If your brain is affected by the bump that's cutting through your skull into your brain, you bump it and it's gone. If the doctor's like, into the skull. That's what I'm saying. If it was affecting the brain, I'm.

[Brady]

Saying it could affect the skull more than anything. Then they remove the bump. Then they remove the skull. Then he could put a plate over it.

[Byron]

They wouldn't remove the skull. It wouldn't that. They wouldn't do that. They'd shave it or whatever and then pull out.

[Brady]

You said it's calcified.

[Byron]

Huh? If it's calcified, they can shave down. That's just calcium.

[Toledo]

Please do a medical.

[Byron]

Yeah, yeah. I like the best part. I'm just telling you. Was a strong argument. I'm just telling you. And it's. Sometimes these things root down into the brain and doctors have no clue. From the 1800s, they would know. They do brain surgeries. They had a friend who had a. He got a blind spot in his eye. Tingle. Remember him? Oh, yeah, yeah. And he's like, I couldn't see it in my eye. I passed out at a restaurant. I woke up and I got a brain tumor. They'd already cracked his skull and pulled a chunk of it out, knocked the brain tumor out, plopped the skull back.

[Toledo]

By the time he woke up, he was already cracked.

[Byron]

They told his family, like, you gotta do this. And they shaved up his head and took a chunk of his skull off, cut the thing out, and then they put the thing back on and the bone grows back together.

[Toledo]

According to Brady, that's gonna happen to Voon Cheng.

[Byron]

Voon Cheng can't do that. Brady's got an alien living on him. It's rooted down into his brain. Doctors have already told him, no, kid, no, that's not the case, okay?

[Brady]

You gotta figure it out.

[Byron]

I do have it figured out more than you.

[Brady]

You do? Yes.

[Byron]

Because if you.

[Brady]

The question is, why does he not have it removed?

[Byron]

Yes.

[Brady]

I'm throwing out things that saying, maybe it affects his skull.

[Byron]

Yours is crazy, because if it did, he wouldn't wear hats, he wouldn't go to baseball games. He certainly wouldn't risk getting that thing bumped into.

[Brady]

Well, the doctors just remove. Removing is. Could affect.

[Byron]

You're saying that if he got it removed, he's retarded?

[Brady]

No, I'm not saying that, but it's.

[Byron]

Just inconvenient, I think. What would you rather have exposing the skull more?

[Brady]

I could make it more prone to injury if you remove.

[Byron]

If you had a unicorn horn on your face. Yeah, you would have it. You would keep it rather than take a chance that maybe the skull was a little bit affected.

[Brady]

It would have to be a lot affected and you get that unicorn horn removed. If the removal is very dangerous. I'm not having it removed. But what.

[Byron]

That's what I'm asking. If it's dangerous, why is he out there playing with baseballs flying at 100 miles an hour? You wouldn't take that chance. If it gets tapped, he's dead.

[Brady]

So then the other king, he's just lazy. Conclusion is he likes it.

[Byron]

He can't like it. That's another thing. I just won't go with. He can't do it. Get it just taken off. It's bone. Shave it. It looks like the biggest zit I've ever seen. And from the side when he was out there with Russ, Springer was hurt. It was a crucial part of the game. And I'm sitting there going, what the hell's on that guy's head? Get him off tv.

[Brett Vesely]

Springer probably saying the same thing.

[Byron]

Jesus. Springer's like, ah, Springer pulled his oblique trying to push the guy away. I don't need to find salt.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm awake.

[Byron]

Monster.

[Brady]

What if it is his skull.

[Byron]

That's what it is. That's what the goal. It's a growth off of there. They said it's a bone spur off of his. At least the article I read that your bone grows more bone, like having calcium deposits on your face. Unicorn. He's a unicorn and you got to get it off. This guy said if I had one of those, medical insurance or not, I'm not waiting, I'd hit that thing with an angle grinder in my garage. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm the same way. You give me a unicorn horn and it starts growing out and I'm like, yeah, this is not getting better anytime. Kind of go ahead and just burn that off.

[Brady]

It's creepy wonder, you know, like bone spurs. If you grind it down, does it eventually come back?

[Byron]

I don't know, but they figure it out and keep grinding it down again. He is in Canada where health care is free. They always brag about it. Always brag about it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, with something like that, they're putting you at the back of the line. Give it a cosmetic thing.

[Byron]

He works for the Blue Jays and they have a medical team.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't deal with commie medical stuff up in Canada. Alright? So I don't know. I'm just saying it is true.

[Byron]

Brett makes a good point about communism. Hadn't put a communist spin on that yet. Yeah, Brett's right. Screw those commie unicorns. He floated over here from Japan or wherever he's from and he, it's Chinese vinny over there somewhere. Walked all the way from Vancouver to Toronto, got a gig, grew a unicorn hornet. Nobody's saying anything. Get in the training room. These guys can't have a slight cut. I mean, Shohei Otani rubbed the back of his leg and four dudes ran out onto the field with towels and balms and everything else that let him stretch for 10 minutes during the game. Meanwhile, you've got a unicorn in the Toronto dugout. Nobody seems too concerned with people need to say stuff. Go get that fixed. Doctors can do anything, by the way. Yeah, this guy makes the point I was gonna make too. He said his name is Voon Chang Vunicorn. Has to be thrown around behind his back on a constant basis.

[Brady]

Maybe his wife loves it.

[Byron]

It's a surprise. Could be. Maybe it bangs into a certain area of her. I don't know, maybe she's got a bump too. You know what I mean? It's a surprise his family hasn't killed him. Ground that thing up for Chinese boner pills like rhino Horn? Yeah, could be. I don't know how that works either, but it's just. It's just insane to see on television. But 18 innings of just absolutely amazing baseball and it's too much. It's too much. You say I want this game. I can't imagine. I bet you Tripp went right to sleep and regressed. I don't know how you could if you're a fan like that the way he is.

[Brady]

And aren't they playing again tonight?

[Byron]

Yeah, they're going to play tonight.

[Brett Vesely]

David Toledo are going together.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's right. They're going to. They're going to hop in a car. Could you imagine if they had arranged that? Is Toledo gone? I. Yeah, he's riding over there. But. Worst part is, let's just say, you know what? We'll just hop in the car and drive back after. It'll be over at 9 and then they don't have a place to stay. Tripp would have to go, I guess you can stay with me at the club. And he'd have to gut it out with Toledo for another day. And then seven hours at a baseball game. Five hours there in the car. That's 12 nappies. Wake up another five. You guys are 22 hours. It's planes, trains and automobiles. It would be the nightmare. It's totally Steve Martin. John Candy.

[Toledo]

What's the word?

[Byron]

It's not Android. Good call. It's Trip. Android. Trip. Read. Android is the word. That is the 6 o' clock code word for taking it in the app. Android A NDR oh, wait, that says next one. That's six o'.

[Toledo]

Clock.

[Byron]

That was last night. Never mind. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Fitch didn't pull the last paper. I looked at six left. Scratch that. It's not Android. It is hype. Hype, hype, hype. Sell your ticket.

[Toledo]

No, no.

[Byron]

Still on the fence.

[Brett Vesely]

Got a flight.

[Brady]

Taking a bath?

[Toledo]

Might have. Might have to take a. Oh my.

[Byron]

God, you're eating so much on this terrible, terrible purchase. No one will buy your tickets.

[Toledo]

May have been. Did you see the game last night? Yes, in the eighth inning. There were entire rows that were empty. Yeah, well, friggin la fans are so spoiled.

[Brett Vesely]

And you can move down.

[Byron]

Yeah. Then you get in to sit in Toledo's rotten seats. You should just. Price of admission. You might be sitting up there where.

[Toledo]

Ohtani hit that one.

[Byron]

Last night is right close. Well, it wasn't close. It was. There were about eight more rows. You would have been adjacent to someone having a great night in the same county.

[Toledo]

I Can get the re. The ricochet.

[Byron]

Yeah. You had to have Radar O'Reilly tell you incoming before you see the game and the ball actually coming.

[Toledo]

Prices may have been adjusted a few times.

[Byron]

How much is. How much are your $2,400 tickets going for? Oh, 750. 7:50 a piece. Taking a hit here.

[Toledo]

Taking a hit.

[Byron]

Yeah. You're getting punched in the trunks, my friend.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

And I don't know if people are going to want to go tonight with the risk of another seven hour game. That's what I thought.

[Toledo]

When I hook up, I'm like, because you're trying to plan, should I get a flight over and then come back like at 9:00'?

[Byron]

Clock? Yeah.

[Toledo]

No way I'd have been able to leave at 09:00 last night.

[Byron]

Here's the fun of it. Ready? Let's say that game you were at.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Byron]

And you're like, I gotta go to work. And I got a 1030 flight. So when it was supposed to end around 8:30, you'd had a perfect time to hop in a car, right?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Right.

[Brady]

To the airport.

[Byron]

You could have, in theory, done exactly that. You turn to Lisa and say, hey, we got to go. You know, they're not fans of either team. It's just to experience be at the World Series. So maybe in the ninth inning you're like, I got to get out of here. I got to go to work. Or if hadn't scheduled that, get on a plane, get here, watch the last three innings.

[Brady]

Last three?

[Brett Vesely]

Probably.

[Byron]

Maybe. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. What about. Because of six hours? But I'm giving you an hour at the airport on either side, which you wouldn't have needed.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Byron]

And then a drive to the house. Yeah. You'd probably watch the last five or six innings here. You'd have been at the game, flown here, and watched almost an entire baseball game. It was crazy long, but, you know, just nuts. It was. It insane. So good luck to you tonight. Toledo. I think that's awesome. Remember? No. God, no. I have no interest in it. I'm not like Tripp. I'm not going to go. Oh, I have. How generous. I know. Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

No, I'm good.

[Byron]

You've. You haven't been to a World Series.

[Brett Vesely]

I have not.

[Byron]

No, Brady, I'll pass. It is fun. But you didn't make it anywhere near the end of the, like, first nine innings probably. No, you didn't. You were out cold before.

[Brady]

I watched the football game.

[Toledo]

Can you fly with one kidney?

[Brady]

Yeah. Okay.

[Byron]

He can fly. Oh, My God, I want that surgery.

[Brady]

Went to Columbus.

[Byron]

Yeah. He's already flown once. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you don't have to worry about that. If there's a medical emergency, everybody's on the phone.

[Brett Vesely]

We just take the eighth caller and send them with Toledo.

[Byron]

Want to.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[Toledo]

No.

[Byron]

Then it's a write off.

[Toledo]

It's already a write off.

[Byron]

No, it's not. Full price ride if you go. It's not at all. We're not gonna. They don't count that anymore. Entertainment isn't a write off anymore. Do that. Take a listener and it is.

[Toledo]

Oh God.

[Brady]

No.

[Byron]

8Th caller. No, right now.

[Brady]

Qualified just in case.

[Byron]

Do you want to qualify? We'll do one later today. We'll qualify.

[Brady]

Absolutely.

[Byron]

Maybe you'll meet a new good friend.

[Toledo]

No way.

[Byron]

Come on.

[Toledo]

You're not convincing me of that. Maybe you'll have doing this too long.

[Byron]

I got plenty of friends I've gotten off of this show. Yeah, loads of them. Thomas Wells.

[Toledo]

I'll take Winston. That's one guy I'll take.

[Byron]

In a strange way, my buddy Anthony, a huge fan of me, loved me. Confronted me at the rah rah room and said listening for a long time. Love the show. I'm like great. And we fast friends. He's a great guy.

[Brett Vesely]

They're already coming in. Adam hall. He'll go with you.

[Byron]

Sounds normal.

[Toledo]

Sounds normal.

[Byron]

What are the odds? You just eat them? Oh man.

[Toledo]

Can't just eat them.

[Byron]

Somebody will buy them last minute. But you're gonna have. You're gonna take a thousand dollar hit at least. At least.

[Brady]

Swiftburton.

[Byron]

No Swiftburton. Magic man. Road trip with the Magic man. Oops. I answered the phone.

[Brady]

Oh God.

[Byron]

Hi there. Who's this? Are you there? Oh no, there's too many people calling now you're broke. Hi there. Who's this? Yeah, right. I would never go with him. You're calling to say you would never go? No, the phone hung. It's hanging up on people now. You guys are clogging up our phone lines. Well, what are you going to do? It's our great phone system of if we get more than 10 calls, the whole thing shuts down. Toledo couldn't be happier about that. Maybe later this morning.

[Brett Vesely]

David Vasquez said he'd go with you.

[Byron]

He's a blast. You know how much fun it would be to have Vasquez and you'll fit right in the diversity. Exactly.

[Brady]

How about you and Paula?

[Byron]

Right field. Let's finally. Paula just text in. She just emailed in. Oh my God, please let me go with him. I would torture him the whole time. It's my dream.

[Toledo]

I don't want to be up on murder.

[Byron]

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[Toledo]

Oh, it's a nail tale as old as time.

[Byron]

The love me, hate me, freight train.

[Brett Vesely]

Will go with you. He's saying he's good.

[Toledo]

Jesus Christ. No, no offense, anyone.

[Byron]

This Kyle guy makes a good point about Voon Chang's forehead. He said, look, they're on a championship run. The dude can't get rid of that horn till the season's over. It's like a rally beard. You have a championship. It's just superstition. Rally horn. Yeah, get a rally horn. You put your. Your hat on. But he can't wear hats because Brady says he's got tentacles that grow through his skull.

[Toledo]

Can't touch his skull.

[Byron]

And then it touches and it could very. It could affect him. I think you're buying our old joke. When I had my lump on my head and I would take a sip, eyes would roll. You ever seen one of these? And he'd touch it and I'd just. And throw my water up. Told you not to hit it. You sure you don't want to take a listener? Because the phones are lit up. I don't. I know they don't work, but Brandon.

[Brett Vesely]

Beers said he would go. He'll pay for gas and food.

[Byron]

Gas, food. Do you need a photograph so you don't drive Some taco shop Heaven. Or you could like Corey when I told him I took him to the Rah Rah room.

[Toledo]

Take Corey.

[Byron]

Take Thriller.

[Toledo]

Sure, I'd take Corey.

[Byron]

You and Thriller. His friend is. Upgraded seats. I'm telling you right now. Oh, let's see. Look at that. That's. He's got a Thriller. The intercom system. Are you sure? He's usually just standing here.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think he's here this early.

[Byron]

His car's Here. That doesn't mean he's not walking in for the next hours. We don't have an intercom system and no one's in the building anyway.

[Toledo]

That's as good as an intercom system as we have.

[Byron]

It's better nobody just call him Echoes. We'll get him down.

[Toledo]

Well, take him an hour to get down here.

[Byron]

He's got to be here. He.

[Toledo]

He heard the call.

[Byron]

Sometimes he's not. He. Well, he probably heard it at his house. Yeah. Plenty of people are going or want to go, but I think we found our Huckleberry.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Would you take Thriller? Absolutely. You'd road trip with Thriller?

[Brady]

Sure.

[Byron]

All the way to Los Angeles. Now I hung out with Thriller.

[Toledo]

I'm thinking about getting a plane ticket.

[Byron]

I hung out with Thriller and his friend one night at the Rah Rah room and his friend made me kind of go, oh, I know these two story masturbate to dead animals well.

[Toledo]

But you also saw what their entertainment is.

[Byron]

Oh, yeah. That's why I thought it. I'm like, this is a weird show anyway, this Asian lady.

[Toledo]

How do you find that person?

[Byron]

Yeah, Motor. I forgot her name, but get in there and everybody. That's something like that. Yeah. Otto.

[Brady]

Otto.

[Byron]

And see if he's down there. Okay. Just losing. Losing their minds over it. And then he and his friend were in the Rah Rah room. And even people in the Rah Rah room kept coming up to me going, are they okay? Like, no, I'm just meeting that one for the first time. Thriller seems normal, but get him around.

[Toledo]

Some of his kind.

[Byron]

This one tugs the dead animals and we all know it. And then he took his hat off and he's like, oh, you are every wanted poster in a 1980s post office. What's wrong with his mother? He had. He refused to admit that he was completely bald, but he grew out what was left real long. John Gordon? No, much worse. Much worse. This is a nice thing to do for Thriller. And in fact, if you take Thriller and he says yes, I'll kick in the 750 for his ticket. I'm not going to pay full pull on that. That's insane. I'm not an idiot.

[Toledo]

I've already looked.

[Byron]

It'll be a nice way, a nice way to give Thriller a little extra for the work he does around here for us so he doesn't have to sell bone marrow.

[Toledo]

Would you buy him a plate? I'm thinking about hopping on a plane.

[Byron]

Oh, you got a plane. I'm not buying him a plane. Ticket. You'd have to. You got to drive them. What? You get better parking.

[Brady]

You could use that 750 for the plane. Your choice.

[Byron]

Or that. Yeah. Taking Thriller. He's weird. Like, in a good way. There's a lot of stuff that.

[Toledo]

He's been around him enough.

[Byron]

I go out with him out of the building, though. Oh, no, he's not the same.

[Toledo]

He changes outside the building.

[Byron]

Starts talking about stuff that you're like. And it's funny, but I think he means it. I mean, it's literally like, do you want to. Do you want to see where a dead lady lives? Like, what?

[Toledo]

It's Stand by Me.

[Byron]

It's. No, he killed her and it's Ted Bundy. And I think he goes and visits her corpse every once in a while to see if the cops are on his trail. There's a lot going on with Thriller that we don't know. My. Tease him all the time about being a serial killer because of his hair. Or a assassin.

[Toledo]

He's not here yet.

[Byron]

Damn it.

[Brady]

Working.

[Byron]

Is he listening? I wonder if he's listening. Thrill, if you're listening, man.

[Toledo]

What's that Dan Patrick show down there?

[Byron]

It's. Oh, it's automatic.

[Toledo]

It's all automated.

[Byron]

Yeah. Either way. Thrillers to win there. Thrillers to win. Yeah. John, having Toledo and Thriller in the same car, we should put a poster together and a picture of him. And it's called no Proud Fathers Club.

[Toledo]

Oh, man.

[Byron]

There's a guy over here. No Proud Flat.

[Brett Vesely]

This guy said, take Charlie. Is he still around?

[Byron]

Oh, there you go. Come on. Put me in a car.

[Brett Vesely]

Imagine that aroma.

[Byron]

Imagine him in the plane.

[Brady]

I heard from him over the weekend.

[Byron]

You did?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

How's he doing?

[Brady]

Well, there's a WWE just seeing if we have.

[Byron]

You know what? He sees you as a mark. Yeah, he does. He doesn't bother us anymore. He sees you as a mark.

[Toledo]

Well, he didn't have any. Does he have your new phone number?

[Byron]

If he does, I blocked him. I love Charlie. Well, he's done that before. Got him in a movie theater once. Yeah, the. Hey, I'm just calling Brady. He's a pushover. I'll get everything I want from him. Come on. Hey, Brandon.

[Toledo]

Open mind.

[Byron]

Yeah. Why don't you get your. Give me something for free. You gotta get your. You gotta text him and tell Charlie we need to have him come back in here. I want to see Charlie with some gray hair. You look like Gandalf if he went through a wash cycle.

[Toledo]

Seen him?

[Byron]

No.

[Toledo]

Oh, you're assuming yeah.

[Brady]

He said, hey, how are you doing? I got a question for you.

[Brett Vesely]

It's cordial.

[Byron]

Always texting.

[Brady]

You promotions have any tickets to WWE Smackdown?

[Byron]

I gotta be in the morning. You gotta help me out for tomorrow.

[Brady]

Night at ASU's Mullet. Well, we missed that.

[Byron]

Oh yeah. That was a few days. You didn't even text back.

[Brady]

Yeah, I said we don't have any.

[Byron]

Thanks a lot.

[Toledo]

Down. Was it Mullet and not downtown?

[Brady]

I guess so.

[Byron]

Yeah. It was a big one at. They had a big one at Mullet. It looked cool too.

[Toledo]

But wouldn't it be bigger downtown?

[Byron]

Oh, it was the day to day one. They have like the weekly show that they do and they kind of tour their own. So I don't know if it was the bigger of the two. This one said let's roll Toledo. I don't know my dad either. We could bond over that. Might even be the same guy. What do you find out, you long lost brother? You and Brad. I like this. Taking Thrillers. Good. But otherwise I think you should have to take a listener for your.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go, Richard. I have connections with Hilton resorts. I can fly us and get us a room for free. Take a few days off from teaching. Let's go.

[Byron]

He's a teacher. How does he have so many connections?

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds kind of normal though.

[Byron]

That guy sounds good. You're married to a teacher. You're used to their liberal nonsense.

[Toledo]

Oh yeah.

[Byron]

And that is not an admission. Like I'm not announcing that I'm. I love the right. Stop it.

[Toledo]

Oh no.

[Byron]

Get my email. I just make fun because teachers are all the same. Yeah, they're all the same and they're intolerable when they get going. Same as the other side. I live in the middle. Leave me alone about it. I don't want your emails. Yeah, so you could do that guy sounds like a good one.

[Brett Vesely]

Toledo can't take Thriller. The game will be over by the time he gets out of the car and into the stadium with those Juicy.

[Toledo]

That's why I'm saying we have to. We have to plan and take Juicy.

[Byron]

That's what Jason Jew would have me. A Jew would have a deal. The Jew's all set up close. You knock it off with your Juicy.

[Toledo]

I saw Koufax there last night.

[Byron]

Yeah, Sandy Koufax was front row. Juicy. I don't see a lot of Juice in ideos mio, but that's where he's sitting. Juice. See? How am I getting? It's got. This charade has gone on too long. I'M actually getting upset with anti Semitism. As if I'm affected. My fake Judaism is starting to piss me off. They're not Juicy. No self respecting Jew would have purchased what Toledo bought.

[Toledo]

It's an admission that there's one of your kind.

[Byron]

There's no Jews in the right field. There are no. No. No practicing or self respecting Jew is sitting in the deep right field bleachers at a World Series game because it would be an admission that he's poor. This game is making me feel Clamp. Adios, me. Oh, man.

[Toledo]

Hey, by the way, I'll take pictures.

[Byron]

Hey, I'm tired of you guys with your candles. Jesus was not divine. Manuelo Chevitz.

[Brady]

Oh. Oh man.

[Byron]

It makes me want to. You would get married at the game. Whatever that thing is. The hookah.

[Toledo]

The smashing the glasses.

[Byron]

It's crazy. I do my own yard work and then yell at myself for how much I charge, for how long I've stayed on the property. Then I'm outrageously overpriced. He's not in Juicy.

[Brett Vesely]

That wasn't me. It was Jason.

[Byron]

Jason. He's not. And you were laughing and happy to pass it on?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, absolutely.

[Byron]

Normally you print one and say you read it, but. Oh, you're thrilled to do that one out.

[Brady]

He's keeping that for himself.

[Byron]

That's. Oh, that's a breath.

[Brett Vesely]

I knew you would have cut the juicy part.

[Byron]

I would have been equally as annoyed by that. But you just decided to just pitch yourself your own ball.

[Brett Vesely]

I want some editing there.

[Byron]

Like in the fifth grade. He's like, ah. Brett fastly steps to the plate and you just put the wiffle ball up. You're off the tee o run. Brett fastly. Anyway, everybody's a big perp wants to go with you. You could do a diversity program and actually get protection.

[Toledo]

I think we've met big perp.

[Byron]

He said we meet up in El Centro. He'll meet you in El Centro, which is nowhere. Like that's so out of the way to go to Los Angeles.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Drive to El Centro, meet and Blythe.

[Toledo]

Maybe come up through Orange county all the way to Hollywood.

[Brady]

Just look for the 84 Caprice.

[Byron]

Yeah. Said tell Dick I'm in. I'll let him ride in the trunk just like his wife lets him. Drunk up and go. Said you could call Eric. He'll go with you. Oh, no, I don't think that would last long either. Too much? No, I have an issue.

[Brady]

No, you're a good man, bro.

[Toledo]

No alcohol allowed in the car.

[Byron]

No, no. No, that would be the only way to make it work. Rochelle. Who's that? Our preppy Gilbert. Her husband said he would like to go.

[Toledo]

I would take him.

[Byron]

Well, he said he'd like to go.

[Toledo]

Well, we gotta find out what's.

[Byron]

I like this teacher that gets you the rewards rooms and the fights. What are you doing?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I'll print it off.

[Byron]

You're gonna take a listener?

[Toledo]

God, no.

[Byron]

He's a teacher who somehow has these. That doesn't add up.

[Toledo]

That's what we need, more of the story.

[Brady]

The only thing that gets me. It says a few. We could take a few days off.

[Byron]

Yeah, he said a few days off from teaching. Yeah. Don't you book the flights? Because that dude might keep it till Friday.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Byron]

Like, just rape you constantly.

[Toledo]

There's a lot of stuff going around.

[Byron]

Like just John Wayne Gacy. His name is Christian. And he, you know, he wants to drive you out there. I got connections with Hilton Resorts. I can fly us and get us a room for free. You'd have to sleep with them. Damn it.

[Brady]

He must be real Dodgers.

[Toledo]

Maybe you can get a separate room.

[Byron]

Please let me take a few days off from teaching. I'm all for helping teachers, not teach.

[Brett Vesely]

You should be, too.

[Byron]

Yeah. Would you let your wife go if some. Some lady had World Series tickets and. Yeah. Yeah, right.

[Toledo]

She wanted to go.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

This is good stuff.

[Toledo]

Problem is, my wife's just going to remind me the whole time about how poor of a decision it was.

[Byron]

Oh, it's bad.

[Brett Vesely]

I know her own, though. I mean, this is a good thing.

[Byron]

Said I'd have Toledo come on my plane with me this morning, but I don't want to mucking up my private plane with his poorness. Hayden. I want to go. I like private planes. That was fun. All right, well, here's Christian's information. I think that's a good one, Rich. And you technically will get to cuck a World Series for your Mariners, which is kind of on point.

[Toledo]

That's the worst part of it.

[Byron]

Yeah, you get. You get to cuck the series. From a Mariner's point of view, you're not involved. But you're so close from the juicy. You're in those juicy. Stop it.

[Toledo]

You joined in.

[Byron]

I know. I caught myself. Jesus Garcia. What about President John? President John says take me play. I got Cali connections. Yeah, I bet you do. Yeah, There you go.

[Toledo]

I don't want to end up.

[Byron]

Oh, go with him. And then hanging Bellflower or Compton.

[Toledo]

I don't know if I can. I know he can yeah, he's.

[Byron]

He knows a car you guys could sleep in, right, President John?

[Toledo]

I'd like to see the 64 impala.

[Byron]

We're doing this. We're going to make the pitches. But so far, leader in the clubhouse is dude with hotel and airfare.

[Brady]

That's gold.

[Byron]

And then Thriller, of course. Which is the upgrade. If you're crippled and you can get the upgrade from his not Jew seats into those handicap bad seats. Every time. Every time I walk by handicapped seats at a sporting event, I'm like, lucky. You guys have the best lives. Thank you. It's pretty sweet.

[Toledo]

And that's front row in right field.

[Byron]

Well, they wouldn't put you in the right field pores.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you'd be crippled.

[Byron]

And in the bleachers there's a section. Just pour them onto the field and end it. That's the handicap. We're not putting you with a good handicap. You bought poor people tickets. But we should probably sit in the handicap section. Yeah, the poor people 1.

[Brett Vesely]

Brandon offered to streak. He would streak on the field. You wouldn't have to ride back with him. So that'd be a good deal, right?

[Byron]

Right. That's awesome. I mean, it's a long walk from your seats to this to the field to get all your club. You might get caught on the way down. It's like 32 rows up. Yeah, from. No, from Toledo's seats.

[Toledo]

It is a hike down to the front row.

[Byron]

Brian Spangler, who's been removed from our events.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Says I can go. I'll find us a kick ass party after.

[Toledo]

I'm too old for that.

[Byron]

No, you're not. One of the World Series with a daredevil. Why wouldn't you just join in for a night?

[Brett Vesely]

Christian said he can explain everything even better. And he teaches a Dobson too.

[Byron]

He's a Dobson teacher, so he's not very smart. This. You could probably get some money out of this. Wow. All right. He's a Dobson teacher. Wonder what he teaches class.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Toledo]

Metal shot art.

[Byron]

I hope it's art because then it would just be non stop commie talk. Everything should be free. Even though he's covering your bill, he's gonna make you feel terrible. And his hookups are probably some sort of weird.

[Toledo]

There's.

[Byron]

There's ties like a knit hat. Throws paint on people who wear fur and got to wear sack in the.

[Brett Vesely]

Parking lot ahead of time.

[Toledo]

You're saying I got to wear a pussy riot hat?

[Byron]

Yeah, you got to win. Hey, if the guy's getting your Room in a flight shirt. Okay, I'll dress up like Al Qaeda.

[Toledo]

Give me that pink hat.

[Byron]

Anyway, as Toledo, if he has World Series ticket money because he hasn't paid. Because he still hasn't paid for the Legos he owes us from eight or nine years ago. Signed the Lego store. First of all, long time ago.

[Toledo]

Paid for everything out of the Lego store.

[Byron]

Oh, just get that guy out of my state. The reason you're getting upset someone might get a ticket for free. Jew. No, I'm fine. I'm getting upset of nothing. Don't one of the. One of the members of the tribe to go sit in those poor people seats anyway. All right. This is good stuff. Who were you? Who. Who did you have online if you were going to go anyways? Lisa. Gonna have to. Then everybody just disrupts their entire lives here.

[Toledo]

Had no idea.

[Byron]

What about Rockefeller? He's blind. He doesn't even care where the seats are.

[Toledo]

Is it enjoyable for him?

[Byron]

I don't know. You have to explain everything.

[Toledo]

That's what I was. I don't know if I'm good at that.

[Byron]

So I just spent the last two days in the hospital having kidney stones removed and I'm still kind of peeing everywhere. So if Toledo doesn't mind dragging randomly urinating blind man around, I'm up for this. Might even upgrade us to handicap and get me closer to a bathroom. Yeah, that's true because he's dripping blood out of his walking stick.

[Brett Vesely]

Tom said he'll pay for food and gas and you guys can talk politics the entire way there.

[Byron]

Oh, see that? God, no, no, don't want that. It's too close to home. All right, well, the options are. I'm excited about this. I think this is fun. At 623. Let's get a gas.

[Toledo]

We got to leave by like 11.

[Byron]

That's fine. That's good. You'll be out of here by 11 and it's a five hour drive. Four and a half if you're doing it right.

[Toledo]

Hop on a flight.

[Byron]

You've run that 10 all the way in. It's easy.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

The trip. Hear from Dave yet? I mean he still may need to take.

[Byron]

I haven't heard. He was up awfully late last see.

[Toledo]

Where Dave's wife was with Kershaw's wife?

[Byron]

Yeah. Clayton Kershaw's wife isn't he got her in high school and hung on to it. Yeah. Surprised me.

[Brady]

Me too.

[Byron]

Looked I'm like, oh, rough. He's a hall of famer. No, rough, but not getting to the hall of Fame for that.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Well, he's from Oklahoma.

[Byron]

She must be sweet. Yeah, that's Texas or Oklahoma. I didn't know that Matthew Stafford was the catcher on Clayton Kershaw's high school baseball team.

[Toledo]

I didn't know that either.

[Byron]

Yeah, some podunk town it might have been. I think it's Nolan Ryan's. Same high school. I think they're from Texas.

[Toledo]

They have the same beard.

[Byron]

Yeah, they look almost like one's a young version together. Hype is the word for 6am well, she looks right there, but it's very girl.

[Toledo]

That's like 15 years ago.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's a long time ago. They're very happy couple. But you, you know, expected more. It's because, well, they showed Justin Herbert and he's with Madison Beer and then they showed Matthew Stafford and he's got that plastic manufactured piece of art. I think Clayton Kershaw's girlfriend's just like right off Little House on the Prairie.

[Toledo]

She's.

[Byron]

She's pretty, but she's just normal. And I'm not used to seeing Baby Factory. I guess you're just not used to seeing normal people anymore. With celebrities, right? Clayton Kershaw is one of those guys, love or hate the Dodgers that you're just like. Good for you, man. What? You know, he's just so likable. Like everything he does, you're like, this guy just seems like the best.

[Toledo]

His Last appearance is one batter.

[Byron]

Oh, it was 14th inning or whatever and he just got the ground out. It was a great play. Oh, what a game last night. What a game. 6:25. Let's get a Wake up song. 585-9800. While we'll talk about getting one of you guys in Toledo's hands tonight and get into a world. World Series tickets we're giving away. See how we just. We just took them. We just took them from Toledo. He didn't do anything with him. Well, you weren't doing anything. It's a full write off if you do this right. It's not if you just take your wife.

[Toledo]

No.

[Byron]

Yeah. So you get a listener in on this thing and this is great. All right, we'll talk about. And I'll probably get yelled at. So we needed 20 lawyers to talk about this before because spontaneity and RA studio is dead. But I don't care. Fire me.

[Brett Vesely]

Apparently Brandon's willing to drive. He says, I'm filling up the car right now. What snacks you want?

[Byron]

You want to leave a little early? Yeah. We can meet him in person. Anybody willing to come pick Toledo up can roll right in. I hope one of those buses that drops people off wheels up here.

[Toledo]

This is such a crapshoot.

[Byron]

Christopher says this has to be the most amount of people that have ever wanted to voluntarily and willingly hang out with Toledo. Wait for that. Soak it up mfer. Yeah.

[Toledo]

This is the kind of adulation you want.

[Byron]

He doesn't want to go with you. He just wanted to point out you've never been exactly the pick of the litter before. But we will waive those adoption fees if he's right for you. 585-9800 is the phone number. Give us a wake up song. We'll scream it together. It's 98 KUPD. Wake up. It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of it. Of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. There's miles to nowhere Katie and the Hobbs getting you started here Tuesday morning it's 10 before 7 o'. Clock huge. Still kind of buzzing over you know we had the they're calling it the guy just emailed me reminded me it's a sports equinox the all of the major sport. He said five major sports and I don't know what the fifth one would be but this makes WNBA women mad. All of the major sports played last night and that never happens. Hockey, basketball, baseball, football, all of them. And probably had a college football game in there too which might be what he's saying the fifth major sport is. But it's very rare that we have all. You know it's the once a year race. It's about it. We won't ever have football and baseball going at the same time unless it's October. So it's the only time you can really get them all going without a pandemic. When we had that for a while and everybody was going but man it's great though. And I completely because the game was so good just walked away from the Chiefs and commanders. It was 7 7. I'm like all right, I'll come back to that. I got so wrapped up in that baseball game I even forgot that was going on. Awesome. This one says man, all these ghouls calling and texting for a shot at Toledo's ticket. This is pathetic. You should be playing I've got a golden ticket song today. Dangling this ticket over these poor listeners heads is just cruel. Toledo is used to being a cuck but I think all of the listeners are being cucked by him. Suddenly 90% of listeners have become libtards just for the chance of Toledo's empty seat. He made it political. Good job. Toledo the student has become the teacher. Typical Dems looking for another free hand up from one of their own. Not me. I'd rather be at work than seated next to Toledo in some sanctuary state in a third world city. I go to a World Series and it's pretty cool. No. Hey, what about Gary's whore wife? Now that. Remember Gary, the listener that. Yeah, he's gone, right? He died. He's one of the dying ones. So you could always have Toledo take Gary's whore wife and get a road BJ on the way. That's true, but you don't have to take her to a World Series game for that. You just have to meet her. Remember Gary's whore wife. What a story that was. Gary gets that brain geoblastoma or whatever they call that thing. Starts wandering around in some fugue state in his front yard. Neighbor grabs him, takes him to the hospital. Turns out the only reason the neighbor was outside was to wave down Gary's whore wife and get her into the house so he could bone her before she went into her own place.

[Brady]

Well, he wasn't supposed to be home either. Wasn't he?

[Byron]

Who?

[Brady]

Gary?

[Byron]

Well, I don't know if Gary was supposed to be home. I think the dude was thinking that he's inside, he ain't coming out, but he got wobbly and then he. Didn't Gary's whore wife drug this guy to the hospital in Kansas City. Now that, it's all coming back to me. Remember that? Yeah, the whore wife showed up to get Gary to sign off on some papers to divorce him while his dad. Brain explosion couldn't even wait.

[Brady]

And here's the guy that saved your.

[Byron]

Life and he's sitting in the lobby. That dude had the balls to show up. Said, man, everyone is coming out of the woodwork to hang out with Toledo at the World Series. I mean, everyone except his dad. Ain't this a bitch? Ryan has a good one. He says, hey, Toledo, why don't you take that blind listener you guys always talk about? Then both of you can sit there and not watch the Mariners in the World Series. John. President John, our black listener says, I can come pick you up. My hoopty will take Spear Airlines, not Spirit, Spear. And I got some hotel we could stay at. Then he followed up a sec. A few seconds later with our great warnings, out of order. Said, anyway, Sorry, hotel ain't working out. My homie got a back house with two bunk beds, so I think he's on the list. President John would be fun. A blast. Says, listen to you. Of course the Jew is excited of pushing this on someone and getting somebody a tax write off. It is not what I was saying. This one says, throw my name in for their Toledo's tickets and tell Toledo I know Lego Mina.

[Brett Vesely]

What does that mean?

[Byron]

What's Lego mean? I don't know. I'm gonna throw a guess out there. Something has to do with Seattle. That would be my guess. Who's Lego? Mina. Mina Legumina. L U G L E G U M I N A Our relief pitcher. There it is.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Byron]

Is that who it is? I don't know. He says he knows him so well. Then you could be friends with a Seattle Mariner.

[Brett Vesely]

It could be like Tripp with Dave.

[Byron]

Yeah, and then I called Legumina and I got to sit in the friends and family seats. Yeah, Dave's got a lot of family and I'm on that list. He throws that out there like we don't notice. That is a hard flex. Dave's got a ton of family, and I've been to about three playoff games on his family.

[Toledo]

Well, you had to put him in check a little bit yesterday because you just said, well, you're lower on the list.

[Byron]

No, he said that. I said, you're on the short list because Dave's family. I don't know how many tickets the manager that gets the games, and he's.

[Brady]

Like, no, he's got a lot of.

[Byron]

Family and still I get to go favorite status. Well, he knows Legamina, if you're interested. Said, would Toledo go with that mean, angry lesbian listener that used to call Guten Tag? I'll tell you what, man. Time of your life pulling chicks out of that crap.

[Brett Vesely]

She'll protect you in the bleachers, though.

[Toledo]

She hates me.

[Byron]

I know what we do, man. Toledo. At first, I'd talk in how wrong you are at everything, man. Then you and I would be eating Mexican out there in the right field bleachers, if you know what I mean, man. You know what I'm talking about, man. Not talking about the kind you get over a counter, although sometimes you can put them up there.

[Brady]

Queen tacos.

[Byron]

That's right.

[Toledo]

Lady J has the meats, and you.

[Byron]

Replace the N with an F and it's my favorite kind of queen taco, man. Let's get out there, man.

[Toledo]

You and me.

[Byron]

Pull some snooch down and then I like your tacos all the way back. Like Skittles on our fingers. A rainbow of flavors.

[Toledo]

Come on.

[Byron]

This one was the Mexican one. My middle finger was the Indian broad. Let me smell your hands.

[Toledo]

That's her in a loving, committed relationship.

[Byron]

I am, man. That's why I love her. She lets me do what I want. You know what I'm talking about, man? Yeah. Take Guten Talk. You know what? You can get it done. The worst thing you could do. You and Jay Dogs. No. Well, I'm not eating that, man. Cut it up in little bits. I'm not putting one of those in my mouth, man. It's. You're. Everybody close your eyes And I know not all of you know the Jay Guten Talk, but I think you have. We've painted a picture. Toledo. Guten Tag sharing a room at the Red Roof Inn, right? Toledo's a little dizzy, sleepy. They might have drank it off last night. He wakes up, looks over at Guten Tag's bed. Someone's in there. We're good. He goes into the bathroom, and Jay's got one leg on the toilet and one leg on the ground, and she's shaving it. Hey, man, Knock, man. The Beaver's in winter mode. I had to clean it up.

[Brady]

Oh, God.

[Byron]

You get to see that weird shave because she's all arched up like a Coca Cola.

[Toledo]

You just hear that buzz from the bathroom?

[Byron]

Yeah, she's Coca Pelly and her stuff. No, she's doing it with a dry.

[Toledo]

Doing it with a straight razor.

[Byron]

Dry razors at the Red Roof in, man. One blade, man. She's got the. She's gonna take a half an hour. Sharpen it on the leather straps. I can barely get through the thicket.

[Brady]

Man.

[Byron]

Smell my hands, though.

[Toledo]

No.

[Byron]

You know you want to smell my hands, man. That senorita was solid, man. Can Craig gasket you in there?

[Toledo]

He and I've been texting. I don't know if he's going.

[Byron]

Come on.

[Toledo]

I also was going to reach out to Adam Ray, but I'm not sure if he stopped.

[Byron]

Why would all these Mariners fans want to go to this? You're asking all the wrong dudes. Yeah, we'll get you a listener.

[Toledo]

Well, they brought it up.

[Byron]

I know. It'll be fun. Oh, by the way, if you guys wanted to go to Jamaica, you got about four hours. It ain't gonna be gone. It's good. Is that storm is huge and it's just dead eye in that thing. So if you. If you love Jamaica, if you're Might have already hit it. Hitting the grill already. It's gonna. It's gonna clobber the whole island. It's going.

[Toledo]

Have you been?

[Byron]

I went to an uncle's wedding there. I was there for a day and a half and hated it. I thought Jamaica was awful. It was. You couldn't leave the resort. They had fences around the resort because the natives. The natives, they. Whatever they are, the Jamaicans, they just stand there and wait for you to leave and beg money. And there's tunnels under the thing, and then, like, dudes will be under. We're on the fence that they build around the thing. And then you walk the beach and the dudes underground going. They're like, what? And they're just drugs and anything. You get robbed at the drop of a hat. The resort people tell you, do not leave.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Byron]

You have to stay at, like, Atlantis. We had a nice one day. I was there for Atlantis.

[Toledo]

On his own island.

[Byron]

Yeah. It's kind of its own thing, but we were at a nice resort.

[Brady]

You said a buddy that got back from Atlantis.

[Byron]

Yeah. Atlantis is supposed to be pretty cool, but it's very touristy. Kids everywhere, kind of. It's really expensive and. Yes. Well, I mean, you expect it to be, because it's the only place that's safe, and the only thing to do is go visit Bob Marley's grow house.

[Toledo]

Yeah, but you got to leave the resort.

[Byron]

You got to leave the resort. You got to go on a bus, and then it gets you into another safe zone. Yeah, Jamaica sucks.

[Toledo]

Well, maybe they'll wash away.

[Byron]

I don't want to. I don't want to get.

[Brett Vesely]

Streets are empty.

[Byron]

Oh, it's.

[Brett Vesely]

That's live.

[Byron]

Despite it being a suck.

[Toledo]

That's a live cam.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's live.

[Byron]

A sucky island that I don't know how that didn't become, because it actually is, like, visually, it's gorgeous, but it is. It's poverty and misery, and it surrounds all this amazing resort stuff. But. Yeah.

[Brady]

Got a couple of morning commuters.

[Byron]

Yeah, maybe a couple. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

The rush hour there is brutal.

[Byron]

Jeez. Good morning, Negrila. We keep doing that show, man. You're not gonna be here much longer. Yeah, they've got.

[Toledo]

It's tight, but we'll have to check in at 10.

[Byron]

Yeah. If you want to go, now's your time. There's a dude just walking around on the video.

[Brady]

Do they go to the other side of the island?

[Byron]

Things getting hummeled, like, the eye is.

[Toledo]

Going right over the top.

[Byron]

Dead center, evidently. Yeah. This thing Is not. Not messing around. Jamaica has no, like, escape routes. So fun. Hey, man, why are you talking about Jamaica, man? Talk about my big shave. Yes, that's. Well, there's some river flooding. Yeah. But I think a lot of people are, you know, emailing and going, oh, it's not good. It isn't. And, you know, you don't want that to happen, but. Oh, there we go. Kingston. The water's. The water looks angry.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it does.

[Byron]

Yeah. I don't. That's not good. I don't get it, man. Living in hurricane places just for the. The beauty.

[Brett Vesely]

Hope their power's already down.

[Toledo]

Thanks for your patience.

[Byron]

All right, that one's done. Kingston's gone. We'll keep an eye on that. So, John, you were making fun of that guy's horn on his head. I'm not sure if it's lost on you, but you have something sticking off the front of your face that people often wonder how come you're not getting it removed? I'm like, it's not a medical anomaly. It's just a big nose. You jerk. Ryan. Douche. I remember yesterday, we closed the show talking about Nelly, and she's like, she's mad. People are noticing that she's four Nellies now. She's Nelly, Nelly, Nelly.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm mad. I had to see it.

[Toledo]

Nelly squared.

[Byron]

Nelly. Yeah, Nelly, big time. It's cubed says, bro. The way you guys were talking about Nelly, when I looked her up, I was expecting a nasty ass Lizzo. But I looked. She's even hotter. She's delicious, Thickness. I'd chow that back door after she just discovered chili dogs and wore leather pants. Okay, let's deal in the flavor. Blake out of the World Series. He sounds like if you know Blake Duhan. Leather pants and chili dogs.

[Toledo]

No boundaries.

[Byron]

Seals in the flavor. Yeah, the flavor of. Who wants that before we get on to the rest of this? Oh, we got this one, too. Tell Toledo it's not so bad. I spent 5,500 bucks once wasting my money on a guide for a lifetime bison hunt. We're allowed to shoot them again?

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Byron]

Sorry, natives. Lesson not learned. They're not even real bison anymore.

[Toledo]

Private ranches I'm on in Montana.

[Byron]

You can go shoot bison, huh?

[Toledo]

Yeah. All right, well, buffalo, not the real bison.

[Byron]

Yes, the beefalo. Half and half, I said. Anyway, the Brazil fire ruined it, and the guy decided, hey, we can still do this, and led me on a wild goose chase for three days in an area bison haven't been for decades because we weren't allowed where they used to be. He took my money and ran too. Never answered any calls or emails. I could sue his ass to prove a point, but that's just more money wasted. So don't feel bad about your. Yeah, you know, it could get worse. Oh, seven o'. Clock. Gotta get to work. Word bones. Seven o'. Clock. Word is bones on the app. Get on that B O N E S Bones. Hop on that. Maybe you win a thousand bucks. It's what Toledo's gonna lose on his tickets. Unless. Well, you're gonna lose 2400 no matter what. You're gonna go with a listener. And then I gotta read this one too because Justin emailed. I want to help. Nissan Tomberg, a big fan of the show. Been listening since the beginning and I like you, have love for the four legged friends and have been to many of your money and fundraising events and have loved them all. I always hear you talking about people who take on responsibilities of pets, not realizing the financial side of things when you promise to take care of a beloved pet. Also, your advocation for pet insurance is probably the best advice I've ever gotten since becoming a dog parent. I'm writing this because today he said tomorrow, but it is now. It's actually happening in an hour. Our little pug corgi mix, Emma Jane is going in for life saving heart surgery and without the vet's, without this stuff. The surgery the vets predicted maybe a year tops. She was born stillborn. She was brought back to life with CPR and has a little hole in her heart that didn't close. The surgery is incredibly expensive and if it wasn't for the pet insurance, things would be very difficult right now. And I know you don't do it, but maybe a shout out to my precious angel Emma and give your dogs a little extra love and some cookies and hopes that everything goes well for my beautiful dog. I hope you guys have a great morning. Thanks for last for the past 20 plus years. Thanks, Justin. Absolutely. And that is anytime I get to advocate for pet insurance, I will do it. Nothing worse than sitting in an emergency vet just like last week and having someone come in and say this is going on my cat. And the person behind the counter says estimates going to be about 2,800 bucks, 3,500 bucks. And they're like I can't afford it. You're like, and you got another option and insurance covers it and it's, you know, it can be, it's worth it. I've had dogs with cancer that would have cost literally about $80,000 and covered like 90% of that. It's amazing. And the prices for dogs, medical attention and stuff has gone through the roof. So if you can do it, if you want to take on a pet, you have to be able to afford a pet. And it helps a ton. Especially if you got a puppy. You go get a puppy and you knock that out of there. It's cheap right off the bat. The fee is nothing. And then if anything goes wrong, like, you know, my dog got my. Our dogs got a little wild and the little one got bit in the head. Cut her up like 3500 bucks. Cut him up and just getting stitches in his head. That insurance is going to cover almost all that. It's awesome. So hop on that. If you don't have enough money to take care of your pet, you're playing the fire, emotional fire, the worst kind. Don't do that. Good luck, Emma. We're all counting on you. Hopefully that's a message that you guys receive on your way in as well. Meanwhile, and somebody says, what pet insurance do you use? Fetch is the one I've got, and you can shop around on this. There's different. They cover different things. You know, if you've got a dog that has a big carrier, sometimes the big insurance companies will do it, and sometimes some. Some companies are offering pet insurance with their plants now, which is awesome. I mean, they've made. It's not so much that it's overkill for dogs. They vet. Vets have gone to people prices. They're doing so many. But that's because the technology for vets is so much better. So they're doing a better job, but it costs them more money to do it. So it costs us more money to take our dogs to the vet. It's pricey as hell, but if you care about your animals and you want to make sure they're okay, you know, the test that they, you know, we gotta do a 900 test here or a $600 thing there, and next thing you know, you've added up to two grand. You don't even know what's wrong yet. Now, my one dog has valley fever, and they thought it was a tumor in his lungs. So we did a couple of X rays and some testing, and everything else came back valley fever. But the pricing to get there was expensive. And then the medical medicine he's gonna have to do for a while. So always, always think to yourself, what's the best option for the dog and me? And not Just like cross your fingers and hope nothing happens. And if you're one of those people that's just like, I just put it down and get another one, then I'm not talking to you and I don't want to hear from you. It's just. I get it. There's. There's that element. You guys do your thing talking to other people. I wanted to bring this up because I saw in the news last night they got a guy who. And I'm not. This is going to come across like victim shaming, but it's. I mean, it's sort of like reprimanding someone for putting himself in a bad spot. There's a story about rideshare driver accused of sexually assaulting passengers and got one. I got a passenger and they think there's a more on his list. His name is Jesus Christ.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[Byron]

All right. Lemol New Bain, Lemon. L E M O L I N E A U X Lamalin. No, that's not a name. Lamar Nob. We're not going to play the game. We don't. Yeah, come on. And he says he picked up a 21 year old girl after a night out with her friends. And the cops are like, yeah, you use these so you don't drink and drive. It's to be responsible. But obviously there's still a criminal element. When La Mala Meno Bane and the woman arrives at her home, her parents inadvertently interrupted what was happening and confronted him. Now the parents use the extra security that some of the rideshare companies offer and noticed that she was taking a long time to get out of the car. They came outside, see what was going on and Lamala man and oh was, you know, evidently doing bad things. Texas believe there are probably more victims out there who don't remember details because they're drunk. It's important that everybody knows that they need to just be brave and come forward if this is the case and that's what they're asking for. Here's the other thing, and I think ride shares are awesome. They keep DUIs off the streets. It is also not an excuse to be blind drunk and climb in a car with a stranger. There's a certain factor that Ubers have been awesome to kill DUIs, but also have given the excuse that you can just plaster yourself against the wall and pass out in a stranger's back seat. You don't know that Uber driver. So it's a terrible idea to get, you know, blackout drunk and climb. Would you do that pre Uber? Would you ever go, hey, this guy's going to give you a ride home. You're like, I can't even see. It's like you're. You know, you got to stop that.

[Brady]

So maybe there's an opportunity for the driving service. The ones that are absolutely plastered, they're like, certified. It's a little more expensive, but they make sure you get home.

[Byron]

Well, that's what the Uber's doing. But he's. To get you out of the car, he's got to handle you. And that's where it's kind of your fault.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

If you can't even get out.

[Byron]

If you. If you're passed out in the back of an Uber, like, passed out to where you can't get up, and the Uber driver is your only option for safety, it's putting an awful lot of trust in a dude who's driving Uber at three in the morning, taking drunks home. You have got to. You gotta be smarter than that. Now, you know, it doesn't excuse this dude for taking it to the next level. And there's plenty of Uber guys out there who will help you, but is it worth the risk? So why are people saying, you know, oh, this is. It is not designed for that. To get, you know, still. Still be smart about how you're drinking. When we were up in Sedona, my buddy and I were with Jeff and Anthony and I were in a bar, and we were watching this little. This group of people, and one of the girls just got blotto, and it was fast, and, like, look at her now. She's, like, leaning on walls. Her friends didn't do anything about it till it was, like, breaking point. Like, she was gonna tip over Holmberg's morning sickness, and then they're like, like, walking around and they just leave her on the curb for a little while. You got. You got there. Whatever happened to the girls who like to hang with their friends for a second to make sure they're all right? So, yeah, it's not an excuse to. To get blackout drunk, you have to be smart. There needs to be some sort of a. I don't know, a campaign to say, yeah, sure, Ubers and rideshares exist, but it's still on you to not get that bad. You shouldn't want to get that bad anyway, ever. People plopping stuff in your drinks, you're easily taken advantage of. So, yes, it's terrible what the Uber guy did for sure, but I don't know, climbing into it. That's why I love Waymo so much. Nobody you Pass out in a waymo. It just sits in front of your house and nags you. I've done it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh really?

[Byron]

What does it do? You've. You've reached your destination. Please exit the vehicle. Don't forget your keys and your wallet and your phone. And you're kinda like, huh? You've reached your destination. Like, all right, all right, all right. You okay? So yeah, I was asleep because it was like three in the morning. I was dead tired. It wasn't. I was drunk, but I wasn't like pass that. I was just really tired. I could be awakened and I was functional, but I fell asleep in the car. Such a smooth ride. They've got that glorious kind of spa music going and I changed that right away. You do? I enjoy it. I really do. You have your phone connected to it. I've done that, but I don't want to listen to that. I want to listen to the soothing sounds that Uber provides. I really kind of enjoy the peaceful nature of whatever it is that station is every time I get in. But yeah, it nags you a little bit when you get in there and that's, you know, but that's it. So yeah, maybe a, maybe a PSA to say hey, you know, we're not driving anymore. But if you're passed out drunk, maybe a buddy system should be in play, ladies, you know, and she's going to her parents house. I didn't know that Uber had an option for extra security. I guess it just tells someone else where the car is. That must be it. Like, so they can monitor like what's going on, how come it's taken so long, where are they, that kind of thing.

[Brady]

It would have to be, I mean if they're tracking it down. But that is interesting. Would you have to link the phone?

[Byron]

I guess yeah. They would just share it with someone. This one says I've been screamed at for victim shaming. John, when it comes to this conversation, there's personal responsibility involved. Doesn't make it right. But both parties are kind of being dumb. Oh no question. Blackout drunk is never good for a 21 year old girl. They're going to do it. We like it when they're drunk. But blackout drunk is never good, ever. At least she was responsible enough to do the, the ride share. But you got to be smarter than that to get into a car with a stranger by yourself. Age 21 and you can't keep yourself together. Matt Wolf has the solution. You know what, I'm not against it. Says this is why a few bumps of coke while you're drinking to stay coherent isn't a bad thing. That's right. The counterbalance. Couple of bumps. Keeps the grubby paws. You know, it's almost. In a weird way, and I'm not advocating cocaine use, except for maybe now. It's almost the same as Narcan. You know, it's not good for you. It's not good for your heart and stuff, but you've already gotten yourself into a position where we're not talking about health concerns. You know, a little Adderall, maybe a bounce off somebody's. You know, and get in that Uber. Just go, I got 10 minutes before this all goes sideways. And then you start doing that. I don't know. Maybe Matt's right.

[Brady]

Smelling salts.

[Byron]

It's not worse than being incapacitated completely. Yeah, it's kind of nature's smelling salts. But if you. Yeah, if you're. If you're that drunk, I think I'm gonna go ahead and advocate for a bump. I've never done one myself, but I'm shocked how many people have that. I know, it just. It blows my mind how many people are like, oh, yeah, it's great, and it'll get you going, and you're drunk and it gets you. I'm like, I can't. I can't of. I just. See, I'm horrified by it. Said I was 1 million percent waiting for you to say sign Nathan Sutherland after you read that. That's it. Well, that's exactly you're dealing with. Going to talk to Matt Wolf about that. Maybe have a little. She's too passed out drunk to get in the Uber, you know, cocaine, Narcan. Narcan's no different. You've heroined yourself into a corner. Your brain shuts your body off from breathing Narcan up, and you're back. It doesn't last forever, evidently. I've heard you get a horrible headache from Narcan when you do that, but you almost died. I guess, at that point, why are we discussing how the. The health. The regulations of what the. The next drug's going to do. How about again, personal responsibility kicks in, but if you get to the point where you're climbing into somebody's car. Car. It's probably not a bad idea to do a bump. I say, have a bump handy. I'm saying.

[Brady]

So they basically just piled her into the car and let her go?

[Byron]

Would seem so. We've done that to guys. Remember our former co worker Jeff gets a loose mouth when he's drunk.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, we did it to Toledo in Vegas.

[Byron]

Oh, we put him in a cab.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Was he that bad? Oh, yeah, I remember he was.

[Brett Vesely]

Fitz had to tell the cabbie not to rape his friend. He gave him an extra 20.

[Byron]

That's right. I forgot about that.

[Brett Vesely]

He had that bottle of Jack Daniels cuddled up like a.

[Byron]

That just. That countered my 20 to go. Go ahead, rape him. I didn't know that. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, he had. He had stole, like, bottle service and took the bottle because we bought it and he wouldn't. He was hugging it like a teddy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Toledo was obliterated. And he may have been raped, but it isn't victim shaming, because I'm not saying she's. She's done something she deserved. I'm not saying that by any stretch. I'm just saying there's got to be a spot now.

[Brady]

There should be.

[Byron]

Don't do that to yourself. Don't put yourself in that position.

[Brady]

Can't they make it a policy now? Like, if I were Uber.

[Byron]

Yeah. I wouldn't take. I wouldn't take an incapacitated.

[Brady]

But again, throw that responsibility onto the driver.

[Byron]

It isn't that a bad driver would still take you. A guy with bad intentions, still gonna take. Right. So he needs to. Yeah, he needs to go away. There's no question about that. But I'm saying from this point forward, there has to be, like, at least a mere mention of saying, hey to prevent it. This is a terrible idea, by the way. Don't. Don't get in these cars and, you know, wait it out. Call the cops on yourself or your friend and just say, I don't want to put this person in Uber. They're not gonna make it. Cocaine rideshare is not a bad idea you offer the people. Like, it's the next step to Uber. It's going to cost four or five hundred dollars a ride. But, you know, you get a little bump, you go forward, you're good in the back. So. John, let's be honest. You make a nice living, but that enormous nose of you. A little bump is half a cup. Nobody can afford what you can snort. That's very true. And I'm not saying I'm going to do it. I don't want to do coke. I don't. I don't have any interest in it. It's like something about it feels filthy, and I don't want to be doing that. So I. You know, you try not to drink yourself into oblivion. This guy says, would you do coke if dua Lipa had it. Oh, yeah. I would do it off of our dancer's wings. Dua hands me coke. I'd be like, how much do you want me to do before I'm the coolest guy in the room? Yeah. She. She could do coke in front of me, and I would be a little disappointed, but I'd get over it real fast. Past. You've never done it?

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no. Not my thing.

[Byron]

Hey, I. I don't see it as mine either. I don't. I don't want.

[Brady]

It was. All right.

[Byron]

You liked it when you did your bumps when you were bumping.

[Brett Vesely]

It's at the Bread concert.

[Byron]

Oh, yeah. When he was inadvertently given coke by Uncle Mike. Yeah. I've no interest. Doesn't. It's like, I don't see that. My cousin screwed me up. My drug addict cousin. I was young, and I saw his whole life caving in around him because of coke and heroin. And I'm like, well, there's something just to avoid. It was a cautionary tale that I actually got to live with for a couple of months. You're like, never. Like, none of this looks good. None of it seems worth it.

[Brady]

And I still have the. The belief that, you know, you try it once you're hooked.

[Byron]

Yeah. You're forever. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

They got you. You're the generation that was Reefer Madnesses. I can't imagine what your parents thought of cocaine because they were scared to death of the weed and, you know, says the media forced it to say, oh, this is. That hippie lettuce will kill your kids. Bad idea. Gateway everything. Yeah, it isn't a. Yeah, and people will confuse that for victim shaming. I'm not. I'm just saying, here's some personal responsibility going forward. This girl was a victim. There's no question. And the dude who did it needs to go to jail for a long, long time. But going forward, maybe Uber shouldn't be used as an ambulatory transport of your corpse. Think about that next time you climb in. That's all.

[Brady]

It's a partner thing.

[Byron]

Yeah. That's funny.

[Brady]

You're gonna put. You're gonna put that person in there. Yeah. Inconvenience you. You can give them a hard time the next day, but someone rides with that person.

[Byron]

Yeah. This one said it's a new app we should make. It's called Bump Me. Guy shows up, gives you a little bump before you call your Uber. Yeah, Bump me. A stranger comes up and gives you cocaine. That's not a better idea. Hey, Somebody call bump me. How you doing? Who needs the bump? Whoa, I'm looking at this lump here. This is the bump lump, right? Yeah. We got to get this in there. Here's how you do it. She's almost out. You hold her nose, and then when she kind of starts wanting to breathe in, I just put my finger under there and she takes it up. Said, would you do coke even if Dua Lipa had meat curtains? All right. What are you doing to my dua? Why would she have meat curtains? Curtains. So you stretch one out and you start. No, come on. That's disgusting.

[Brady]

I know I could get them.

[Byron]

I mean, yes, of course I would do that, but she doesn't have curtains you need. If she did, they'd probably be perfect. Like mid century modern. Like the flow from ceiling to floor. Curtains. I like that.

[Brady]

Nice pleats.

[Byron]

No good pleats. Maybe even a weird color. Like not even today's fashion, but you'd walk in and go, this place is a throwback. It's gorgeous. She's pretty much capable of doing whatever she wants, but yeah. This one says, I snorted coke with bread at the Hideaway bar in Cave Creek. Don't let him fool you. He loves that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, right.

[Byron]

Were you doing coke at the Hideaway?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Byron]

Come on, Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope.

[Byron]

Fess up.

[Brett Vesely]

Not my thing.

[Byron]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I've. Yeah, I've seen people I don't like, people who I've had to leave places because the person I was with, I didn't know did it. And I don't think people realize that when you're on coke, you're intolerable. You're not fun. You're just annoying. And you're non stop annoying. At least the people who do it and think that they're. It's. It's not. It's a. Yeah, don't do. If you're doing it right now, it's like, shut up. There you go. To mother. You're not as fun as you think you are. Hardly ever. But yeah, it's not a thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Call Bishop o' Brien to give you a ride home.

[Byron]

This guy thinks he's got me on dua and he might. Would you do coke with DUA if Lamar Jackson was her connection and the three of you had to hook up?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. Gonna Eiffel Tower with Lamar.

[Byron]

I gotta share smiles with Lamar Jackson over dua. Which end of the tower am I on?

[Brett Vesely]

You could choose. Yeah, Your choice.

[Byron]

You just gotta mark that grill.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

You gotta face the grill, John. Let's do some dp. We can touch butts. Oh, Lamar. Would you follow DUA up if she'd just been with Lamar? Come on, guys. What's the matter with you? Of course I would. That's disgusting. Stop bringing Lamar Jackson into sex fantasies, you weirdos. That's on you. Anyway, I saw it on the news last night. Like, yeah, somebody everybody's talking about, and it is sad and tragic and stuff, but Narcane. I like that Narcane. Sean, Phil's just named it. That's a good idea. What happened to friends? Jamming someone in a car all alone, some strange dude we trust? What I'm saying is we trust Uber too much. I think we just trust too much when it comes to that. You know, you should always be a little wary of climbing in a car with somebody strange, especially when you're not at your best. So I think we trust Uber too much. And it is a great service, man. It's awesome getting this. I. Countless amount of times I'm like, I'm not leaving my car. And you end up like, how are you getting home? Remember that one service that used to take those little mini bikes?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

And they drop a dude off with a scooter. Baby scooter. And it would fold up. Oh, yeah. And he'd drive you home in your car, and then he'd take his scooter somewhere back to headquarters. I don't know where he'd go. I know, like, the hall of Justice. I'm not sure where this guy came from. It's pretty cool. Charles, my friend Charles says you're the first Dobson alumni who's never done coke. Congratulations. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Dobson was. It was coke heavy. So would you rather perform oral on Dua Lipa if she's got hope solos junk, or go to a Jimmy Buffett concert? That's easy. Dua Lipa. Jimmy Buffett is. I mean, what you're describing is still female body parts. Jimmy Buffett's like taking Lamar Jackson by myself. There's a chance. I'd rather just give Lamar Jackson an old Fashioned than go to a Jimmy Buffett show. If those were my options, I'd tug Lamar, you tag. You could tag me. You could go over to. You go over to the Jimmy Buffett concert. Whip it out, Lamar. Let's go.

[Brett Vesely]

Lamar and Derrick Henry just going to town.

[Byron]

Here we go. Nation. Yeah. See, right there, I just started tugging harder. Like, let's. I don't want anything to do with Jimmy311. I'd have just Passionate sex with Lamar Jackson. Before I go to a 311 show, I'd wear a raven's jersey and have sex with him and, like, go get season tickets to the. Before I'd ever go to a 311 show. Yuck. Yeah, I like to be. I would like to be the first Dobson alumnus that's never done coke. I'm proud of that. There's a lot of them. They've all done. Bert, what do you got in the big board of musical treats?

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Of course. Ride the ride.

[Byron]

Oh. Action Ride Shop.

[Brady]

Wake up.

[Byron]

Brett's been doing commercials, and when he does them, you've watched from behind. He's got Italian hands.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. The hands are flying.

[Byron]

He's reading his own words. Yeah. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Wake up. So I'm brought to you by Action Ride Shop, and, well, now's the time to get those bikes ready for the season. And it doesn't matter if you're hitting the trails. You just want to ride around the streets or you got BMX bikes for the kids. It doesn't matter. Action Ride Shops got the ride for you and the mechanics, the wrenches and everything else to keep you on the roads, the trails, the canals, whatever. But Action Ride shops got it going on. Don't forget, you guys, ski season is right around the corner, so they're going to be starting to get you lined up with all the snowboarding and ski gear you can handle over at. At the main location right there on Gilbert Road and Southern. Two locations. Gilbert Road and Southern. Like I said, the OG and of course, the brand new one of power Road and McDowell. It is action Ride Shop.

[Byron]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

On the list. The Vapors. Turning Japanese for the World Series. It is Faith no more Lionel Richie all night long for last night's game.

[Byron]

Man.

[Brett Vesely]

Fogarty center field, Austrian Death Machine, Alien Ant Farm. Smooth Criminal for Toledo's juice. Seats, Apocalyptica, Deicide, Metallica, Soil, Jane's Addiction, Slipknot, Steel Panther, Death Doll.

[Byron]

But metal was it. Lunatic of a God's creation for Shohei Otani.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know that one.

[Byron]

I don't either. I like, never heard side. I don't either. Die aside.

[Brett Vesely]

I can pull up.

[Byron]

I don't know what that is, but I would imagine that's a Marcus mang into the pit band. There's bread. Bread was the last thing.

[Brett Vesely]

I was waiting for it.

[Byron]

Oh, you had it loaded up and ready to go. I'm sorry. I didn't know. You got to give me the signal for Brady's Coke Night With Uncle Mike and his cousin, I got a lot of energy tonight. Uncle Mike, who's feeling good? Yeah, the feelings have just started, my friend. Bread. Yeah, I don't. I don't know this band, and I'm kind of afraid of them.

[Brett Vesely]

My list is all screwed up right.

[Byron]

Right now, so. Yeah, you don't have to play them. We need this crap fake band.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

I don't think they're real. Let's go with the thing for the dude on the Blue Jays head. It's not a tumor. I like. Man. We're doing Slip Knot for the Night of the Singing Dead. Yeah, I. I like doing the Slip Nut songs. Wait and Bleed is a Mother. As I spit through that thing. You're going. It is a. And, boy, Ryan's going behind me on the drums. It's fun. Night of the Singing Dead is going to be a blast this year. We got to keep it together. This is going to be a slow drink. We're going to get. Get through the good stuff, then we'll start bombing with you guys. But, my God. Oh, man. The Dragon Attack. It's on there. A couple of them.

[Brady]

Get you.

[Byron]

So get you. Oh, yeah, it was good. That sounds fine.

[Toledo]

That's.

[Byron]

Nobody knows the song. That's a Beer break. Yeah, that's one. We got one Beer Break song. I like it. It's a good song, but nobody knows it, and our bass player demands we play it. He's, like, huge on. I want to hear this going, play this, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Who's running this band?

[Byron]

Well, we'll give them one every once. You know, you got. They're musicians. Musicians. Musicians are. Are almost ballerinas. They're kind of. They're almost. You got to remember they're show folk.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't know Flea joined your band.

[Byron]

I'm telling you, you hang out with musicians, and you realize that you're seconds away from being with somebody who is almost in Broadway. But they took the other route, and they decided to be angry about. And then they expressed themselves, music and stuff. So that's why I always get. I always kind of laugh when rock guys get so mean. Roar. I'm like, no, your. Your heart is going into your music.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Oh, they're so sensitive. So, you know when one's like, I want to play this one. And we're doing, like, 20 songs, 22 songs. Like, you can give him a bone here and there. He's getting through all the other ones, but they're very. You know, again, I didn't know it as much I Knew in high school. I always thought, man, those rock guys over in the corner. Smoking. Smoking are the. They're tough, but they were the most fragile ones. They were the ones that were smoking and dressing like that. So nobody ever got through the core. It got to the core through their. Their shallow crust to see that they're just flawed individuals. That's why they have to dress funny, go their hell, because their dad hates this. And then they cry at the drop of a hat. So you got to be careful around musicians. They're sensitive. Sensitive. And Chris loves Queen and that's what Dragon Attack is. So I'm really close to gay.

[Brett Vesely]

We could play that Dragon Attack.

[Byron]

Yeah. No, it's not a good way to talk about it. Everybody.

[Brett Vesely]

Make everybody familiar.

[Byron]

No, I want. I'm gonna give you a sign to walk around this. Don't play Dragon Attack. It'll drive. I'll wear it. Drive Chris crazy with bread on that. It'll drive him crazy. You don't want. No, it's. It's not. It's not.

[Brady]

Spin it every 45.

[Byron]

No, we're not gonna do that either. I don't like any of that. That all we get. It's a set list.

[Brett Vesely]

Dragon Attack on the tens.

[Byron]

The set list is awesome. If you want to get tickets, there are very few song. Well, I like it, but. Yeah, you're right. 100%. It's a great song, but everybody should be like, what's this? Let's go with I don't Care. Turning Japanese for the World Series seems apropos, but I haven't heard Austrian Death Machine in forever. I don't think we can still play it.

[Brett Vesely]

I like that's all but metal. Something stupid. We haven't done it all.

[Byron]

Let's do it. Death to all but Metal by Steel Panther. Why not? Marathon baseball game still going on. Are they still using pictures of us on our bike ride? Was that us? Oh, I was gonna say I was looking at the website for Action Ride Shop. There you go. That'll be good. Yeah, it's that Marcus has already said. I got Deicide Bible Basher edited in the system if you need it. That's right. I think we're good. Thank you. I had a feeling with that name that they were more than likely a Marcus band. You got ready?

[Brady]

Yep.

[Byron]

All right, let's do it. So your wake up song. The word is bones for 7am hop on that thing. Take care of business. Steel Panther's gonna take it through now. Good luck. Take it in the app. It's not Yet. Is that weird? It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail a few more minutes. We're gonna give you the code word for 8am cruising right through another day of these code words. If you get on the app right now or tell a friend again. This is great. You guys are blowing up our app. The Bobs are thrilled. Thrilled. And that's good, because it's. That means they only call Larry and praise him and they don't prey on his neurosis. Of those terrible Bob calls that he gets, Bob's are the worst. So immediately late. Tell a friend next to you, just go, hey, download that KUPD app. You don't have to participate if you don't want to. We'd like you to tell strangers. Tell your mom and dad. Get it on your kids. Boost our numbers. Help us out. Get the Bobs off our back. Somebody asked me. So, John, when you guys are off the air, sometimes I go and listen to the sports station. Not our sports station. No one listens to that.

[Brady]

Give it a try.

[Byron]

No, trust me. Let me save your time. I will save your time. Time. You probably don't even have an AM radio. Don't. Thriller's fun. I mean, you can if you want to, I suppose. It's 1060. Yeah, that's a thing. KDOS. Good luck. Anyway, there's a real sports station in town, and they're good. It's that 98. 7. Now, I get a couple of clunkers over there, but for the most part, the shows are good, but they do a thing. KTR does it too. And the guy goes, can you explain to me why they keep saying hi to cities? Anybody listen to the sports station? And they'll say, you know, we're back from break. And they're like. And I just want to say hi to Avondale today. Welcome to the show Avondale. We love our listeners in Avondale. And they do that at KTR too. Hey, Apache Junction, good morning. Well, it's a Bob idea.

[Brett Vesely]

I heard Broom do it.

[Byron]

They have to do it every hour. It's a Bob. It's a Bob thing. And it isn't Romper Room. And I. I've suggested that maybe. And our Bob's will do it someday, but immediately told me it was a bad idea. Because that's what they do. They hear your ideas, they write them down and they go, yeah, thanks. God wouldn't work for this. And I Don't know where to call the action. And then like a year later, they do it and take credit for it. They're thieves and crooked pieces of garbage. So I said, why don't we just say hey to all the listeners named Kevin, good morning. And then they go to our website and register because 7 o' clock would be the hour for Kevin's. You know, then you pull names like crazy like that. So they're doing that over there and it doesn't sound normal, but it's a Bob idea. So like say hi to Mesa and then Mesa will go to our app or our website and then they'll go, I live in Mesa. And they're already in our database, so we know their address. And then they just boost their numbers. So essentially what you're doing is telling listeners who are already listening to listen. That's a Bob idea. Circular logic of the Bob's. So whenever you hear a radio station say hi to a city, just know that the guy doing it hates it.

[Brady]

Thanks for listening.

[Byron]

They don't even say that. Like they try to. They try. They try to do something. You're supposed to just naturally weave in the city name. And you know, Broomhead does a lot.

[Brady]

Of times, like it's. They've reached out to you.

[Byron]

Yeah, they're like, it's. They think it's like. Because the Bob's think. You know what people love when concerts, when the, when the artist says, hello, Phoenix, everyone goes, yay. We should do that on the radio. It's a terrible idea. Bob's we're doing worked in Cincinnati and it's working in St. Louis and it's working in Fort Lauderdale. Okay, so everyone's gonna do it. So let's homogenize radio more. Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

See, now you're getting it.

[Byron]

Knobs.

[Brady]

Want to thank Chad for listening.

[Byron]

Yeah. Hey, thanks to all the Chads out there. Chad. And it's supposed. And evidently if you're on their website, you all get an email going, secret city games happening. How does that help the station? It's a Bob idea. So the guy asking me, I'll explain, I'll get. I'll tear off the COVID of all this radio nonsense the best I can. Bob's our game. Cut and dry. We're trying to boost app numbers and get the Bob's off. Larry's back with a contest that's relatively unimaginative. And what would you call that? Larry? Uncreative, but yet effective.

[Brett Vesely]

He's not gonna say that words.

[Byron]

Well, I guess he's got to Deal with them.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.

[Byron]

Larry loves it. All of this is wonderful, simply wonderful. See, Larry's very excited and he asked because yesterday the Bobs might be listening. I'm excited about all of it. Hey, want to say a special thing? Anytime the corporate can give us money. No, that's fine. I like giving the money away. And that's it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. We give you guys money and you think it's because we're like when we are. But really what it is is the corporate office saying if we give them money, they'll. They'll boost our numbers. So it's selfish and it works for. But I'm just telling you what it is. I like it. I'll take it. But right. It's a few thousand dollars out the door. Take it in the app. Well done. See how good Larry is at this?

[Brady]

Solid.

[Byron]

But for a few thousand dollars and five or six winners, we make everyone in the city jump through hoops. Yeah. So the Bob stay off Larry's back. Working. It's for you, Larry. It is working. They're crushing it. But tell a friend right now, in fact, five minutes is another word. There.

[Brady]

You get a.

[Byron]

All right, you calm down. While we're sitting there waiting for those five minutes to tick on by, let's get the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends at allpro shade allprochade.com is where you go to get your backyard patio, front yard patio, a couple windows that get too much sunlight. Something at your work. You got anywhere you want, Shade. These guys can do it and they do it better than anyone in the business. All pro shade.com go there now. Brady special hello to all the folks out there named Jeff reported.

[Brady]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Jeff. Hello world.

[Byron]

We're gonna. We should cater every hour to a name and just the whole shows for Jeff. Listen up, Jeff.

[Brady]

Couple of baseless fun facts. The Big Mac was originally called the Aristocrat. That name bombed. So it was switched to the Blue Ribbon burger that also bombed. And they went with the Big Mac.

[Byron]

Big Mac stuck a Blue Ribbon's pretty good Aristocrats a little much.

[Brady]

Bobby Pierce from Australia won gold medal in the men's single skulls rowing at 1928 Summer Olympics. Even though he paused during the competition to let a family of ducks swim past him.

[Byron]

Him.

[Brady]

Ah, that's how fast he was.

[Byron]

Very nice how fast he was that he could slow down and stop, let.

[Brady]

The ducks pass and still win the race.

[Byron]

Oh, I See, I thought it would be like that's how fast he was, that he could actually. He was blazing by, but noticed ducks. Aren't you sitting the other way when you're sculling? How did he see those ducks?

[Brady]

Smelled them?

[Byron]

What? Okay, what year was it?

[Brady]

1928.

[Byron]

Oh, they weren't very fast. This was like a thousand pound boat.

[Brady]

Might have been the standard robo.

[Byron]

Yeah, it's like it might as well have a lady with a parasol on the other side. He's going about five miles an hour. And the ducks hadn't. They were never in threat.

[Brett Vesely]

All the Jeffs are thanking us now. We already got three emails.

[Byron]

Hey, thanks, Jeffs. It's the hour of Jeffs. I love John's new idea, but I have to tell him it's terrible, and then we'll use it some other place.

[Brady]

According to a new report, the average American spends nearly 48% of their paycheck within the first 48 hours.

[Byron]

How much?

[Brady]

48%?

[Byron]

Well, it's bills and stuff, I suppose.

[Brady]

Yeah, and 35% of the paycheck is gone within the first 12 hours.

[Byron]

Wow.

[Brady]

That's especially true among millennials, who spend their money faster than any other generation.

[Byron]

Let me tell millennials something, too. They told my generation we suck and we were never going to have anything. And they've told every generation, you all suck. Your parents were better than you, and you have to remember who's telling you that. It's the generation ahead of you. They hate you. You're an awful group. And you are. You're the six, seven people. Well, not millennials, but the. The next Gen Z is. Gen Z is the only one that actually will suck. Millennials are fine, trust me, but Gen Z is going to suck. Those kids are useless. Like, they've. They've already shown themselves R word at age, like 22. They all act like they're 15. They're really backwards. But they've said that we were Generation X. Remember, Brett? We were the one that was your parents. The first generation is going to be outperformed by their parents and you guys lazy slackers. And we suck and they don't do anything. And we're in our flannels. And then we invented the Internet, so screw you. Something will come along.

[Brady]

WalletHub did their annual report of the best cities in America for Halloween. They ranked 100 cities, use 20 different factors. Looked at cities for trick or trick or treating based upon walkability, population density, crime, how much competition there is, meaning how many people there are younger than 15. And this year Jersey City was number one. Followed by New York.

[Byron]

Which Springsteen movie maybe. Great time to go. Halloween. And I wonder how many Jersey kids go as Bruce Springsteen. I bet you get 30 a night if you live in Jersey City. Knock, knock. And trick and treat. It's trick or treat. Whatever, man. Two, three, four Kit Kats in my pillowcase job. I'm only six. Oh God. He's singing one.

[Brady]

Number three, Gilbert, Arizona.

[Byron]

You guys have a good trick or treat situation because it's the best places to go for trick or treating is a place where the neighbors fear each other and they jones out. That neighbor can't have a better situation than I've got. Is only good for the kids. If this guy puts up an awesome display. The dude a couple houses down has to put up an awesome display. Everybody has their brand new cars parked in the driveway to let all the other neighbors know we just got a new car. And then everybody else is going to get a new car and we give out full size Snickers. The next guy's giving it. It's a great.

[Toledo]

That's why they do the trick or treats. Take over a parking lot. That way nobody has to show out.

[Byron]

Well and. But Gilbert doesn't want that. So you want to show up. Gilbert's awesome. For trick or treating. It's probably. I'd put it. I don't know how you got to be in Jersey for Jersey City. That's a loss right there. I go to Gilbert right off the bat for trick or treating. That is a full out comp. It's an adult competitive market and the kids are the winners.

[Brady]

A Delta flight attendant made a pretty big mistake during a flight last Saturday when he accidentally deployed the emergency slide. The plane was still at the gate at the time, thankfully. But you can't just deflate it and repack it. It's a complicated process. The report says it'll cost the airline between 50 and $70,000 to put it back. The flight was supposed to go from Pittsburgh to Salt Lake City. It was canceled. Passengers had to be put on later flights. Some didn't get on until the next day.

[Byron]

Geez.

[Brady]

Damn. One passenger said the attendant did apologize to the travelers. He told him he had 26 years of experience.

[Byron]

Man.

[Brady]

This has never happened before. I just still didn't make it any better for him.

[Byron]

But you were standing up.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

All right.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Okay. You sure? This is just weird now.

[Brett Vesely]

Really.

[Brady]

Why is.

[Byron]

It's just not normal. That's why it's not. It's out of the Norm, you're standing.

[Toledo]

And also leaning on your chair.

[Byron]

You seem like something's hurting.

[Brady]

I just did that. Oh.

[Byron]

Okay.

[Brady]

I've been adjusting, you know.

[Byron]

All right.

[Brady]

Fidgeting maybe, I guess.

[Byron]

What's wrong?

[Brady]

Nothing.

[Byron]

Why are you standing up?

[Brady]

I felt like standing.

[Byron]

All right. I just want to say thanks and hello to all the Navin Johnsons out there today. Navin, it's your Navy. The word today for 8 o' clock is vibe. V I V, E. Brady is giving off the strange stand in Vibe. Vibe is the 8 o' clock word. You put it in the promo code for 8 o' clock and take it in the app. Go ahead, Brady.

[Brady]

Got a guy in New Jersey, invited a woman over for a booty call, but fell asleep before she got there. So she torched his house?

[Byron]

Well, yeah. Whoa.

[Brady]

It happened in 2019, but the case dragged on. And she was just in court last Friday. Cops say Taja Russell texted a guy she'd been sleeping with named Curtis Stokes. He described her as side chick. She texted hello and he told her to come over. His exact words was, bring your ass.

[Byron]

Yeah, bring that ass.

[Brett Vesely]

Should we guess what? Never mind.

[Byron]

No, we know what's going on here. What was her name? Tasha and Taja. Taja. Yeah. That is definitely. This is definitely.

[Brady]

It was late.

[Byron]

It's gonna be loud.

[Toledo]

Of course it was late.

[Brady]

She got to his door about 4am he was sleeping, didn't answer the door.

[Byron]

Reasonable.

[Brady]

She text a bunch of angry stuff, including, you wasted my money to come here and I want you to die.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh. So she went to the nearby gas station, bought lighter fluid and matches, set his house on fire.

[Byron]

It cost her even more money.

[Brady]

He woke up, place totally engulfed in flames. He forcibly removed the entire window frame to save himself. Ended up with some burns. First and second degree burns on parts of his body. She won't be sentenced till January.

[Byron]

Something's wrong.

[Brady]

Why?

[Byron]

I don't know. He's just not. You're just off. There's something going on over there.

[Brady]

She'll have to serve at least six and a half years before she's eligible for parole.

[Byron]

Sure. You can't burn people's houses down. So it was sex or death. That was those. That was the options. There's a picture of Taja and burned down his pad. He didn't hear her. You know, that's kind of a.

[Brady]

That big of a place.

[Byron]

No, he heard her banging on the door and she must have taken like two hours to show up. What time did he text her? Did it say that's? Big to this case, like around three. Oh. So it took her less than an hour. Are you making that up or is that actually in here?

[Brady]

Making it up there for.

[Byron]

Yeah, you're just making up when the text was. Because if he, if he delivered the text at 1 o', clock.

[Brett Vesely]

Three hours.

[Byron]

Later, she shows up. Three hours later. I'm not answering the door either. I'm like, but I don't expect her to burn my home down. I'd be like, no, the window's closed. Yeah. It doesn't say when she initially got the text. Stokes added that she was a side chick with whom he was having sex, which means there was a possibility that, you know, he had other schools. At 5am he made an all call. Yeah, well, no, that chick A was on her way over in the morning after her all night shift over at the Waffle House or QT or something. Yeah, he's probably been clerk. Yeah, yeah. Or that. Yeah, he's got a stripper. And he only had a window of like 2 to 3 to get this one in and out. Not good enough now.

[Brett Vesely]

Stripper.

[Byron]

No, that one's not the one that might have been coming at 5. So he couldn't answer the door for this one at 4.

[Brett Vesely]

Probably at the Boom Boom room before that.

[Byron]

That's exactly right.

[Brady]

A new study in the UK found sleeping with a nightlight could kill you. People who don't sleep in total darkness are more prone to heart attacks.

[Byron]

Huh.

[Brady]

It only looked at people over 40. The average age was 62. 90,000 adults wore sensors on their wrist and tracked light levels around them. Studies specifically looked at how dark their bedrooms were when they slept. People who slept in total darkness were the least likely to end up with heart issues. The ones with the brightest bedrooms had a 47% higher heart attack risk.

[Byron]

Weight and health didn't come into play in this at all.

[Brady]

Even people in moderate bright rooms had a 20% higher risk risk.

[Byron]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

Moderate could mean nightlight, even the TV left on.

[Byron]

See, I would. That's a flawed study because you have to know, you have to, you would have to have everybody in the same equal health conditions in order to make this matter. Because otherwise, like, you know, if you sleep with a light on, but you have, you're, you know, 80 pounds overweight and your high blood pressure and all that other stuff. Yeah. And you're like, look, this is. You were gonna have a heart attack with the lights were on or off.

[Brett Vesely]

Gotta find a way to the fridge in the middle of the night. You're 85 pounds overweight.

[Byron]

So those are the ones. They've got the lights on. It's not because of that. It's because they got to wake up and snack. That's probably it. Brett, you're like a. You're like a doctor and a scientist all in one.

[Brady]

Pope Leo's astronomer for the Vatican is Father Richard de Souza. And he says if we ever get contacted or alien life comes to the planet, the little green men and women, he would reach out and he said, I'd absolutely baptize him.

[Byron]

Oh, that's why they're coming. Because we know more than them. That's how they got here. I'm sure we wouldn't be asking for what they think at all. Maybe they'd seen some things.

[Brady]

So God's creatures.

[Byron]

Sure. Unless they come in and say, guess what? We are and we've seen it. And they have to upend everything we believe. It's kind of an arrogant thought that thinks that something that comes here needs our help.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Yeah, they've seen some stuff. We traveled all the. We traveled from our planet to yours. Our God stinks. Do you have a good one?

[Toledo]

No. No, no.

[Brady]

Well, it's up to them, too. They have to decide whether they want to be baptized.

[Byron]

How mad would he be? Oh, no, not when you're Mormon. They'll slaughter you into it.

[Toledo]

Baptizing Glark.

[Byron]

What if they land in Afghanistan and the Afghanis and like, they're like. And they're like, this is exactly what we've been looking for. And now we've got space aliens who believe in Allah. I almost called them Moolah. Allah. And now you gotta fight that.

[Toledo]

Or what if the aliens look like females?

[Byron]

What you do when the aliens land is you take their God. Yeah. Because they've got the juice.

[Toledo]

Recognized.

[Byron]

They showed up with more power. Jews. No, no, not the God.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry.

[Byron]

The juice. You do not start going. You know, he said the teachings of Jesus Christ. Like, did you see the ship they've got? It's probably got some lasers on it. What do they believe in? Hop on board.

[Brett Vesely]

We got Goldblum and a MacBook Pro. We'll be fine. Don't worry about it.

[Byron]

Before the Muslims get on there and start using. Because they're smarter about that. They like war a lot. And they're like, yeah, yeah. Hey, would you like to fly our ship? Next thing you know, they're not screaming Al Akbar anymore. Like, gorlok the King. Gorlok the King. And they're shooting at us. Don't introduce them to Jesus. If they showed up with Jesus. Now you got atheists going. Wait a second.

[Brady]

With a similar story.

[Byron]

Oh, if it was the same story. We had a flood too. Yeah. And he travels all over. He's like, do you guys have a Noah? Holy crap. Yes. Yeah, that story's real. Like, whoa. Now I'm in. But what if Brady the alien showed up and had the exact same story as Allah?

[Toledo]

It'd be.

[Byron]

Would it change your mind?

[Brady]

It would. You'd have to look at it.

[Byron]

Have to start peeping into that a little bit. You. Yeah. What if they showed up and like, Mormons, like, no, you guys are wrong too. It's not real.

[Brady]

Muslims got to them first.

[Byron]

And then Garlock Smith traveled all the way from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, space, but he got killed halfway through because he's a pain in the ass. But then his friend Brigham.

[Toledo]

What if Gorlok shows?

[Brady]

Here are the tablets.

[Toledo]

He shows up with his plates.

[Byron]

We found them. Joseph called me. Is he still here?

[Toledo]

And his magic hat.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's it. Here it is. Answers. I still wouldn't be a Mormon. They showed up with Ally. I might put the beekeeper suit on. But aliens don't need us to baptize them. We need to hear them out. And if they come up with a similar story, so be it. But we don't need to teach them about Jesus. They've got better guns.

[Toledo]

Texter says, hey, guys, now that it's a new hour, can I make a play for sponsoring this hour for Todd's. I'm a Todd's.

[Byron]

Todd's will have their day. Brandon's are coming up next. Everybody evidently is a Romper Room fan. Because my emails are like, doing for Brandon, doing for Larry's.

[Toledo]

Sorry, Todd, you gotta wait.

[Byron]

People get excited when they hear their name. Brandon Moe Hour. By the way, he was the one who Brandon's. Do a shout out for Brandon. All right. There you go.

[Brady]

Brandon Nikon announced the finalist of its annual Comedy Wildlife Awards, the funniest animal photos. We've seen them in the past.

[Byron]

Sure.

[Brady]

This is the 202510 finalists.

[Byron]

We've got a couple months to go. Shouldn't this come out in 2020 top 10 finalists.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Byron]

Yeah. The top 10 finals with two months left. Yeah, you had like 10 hilarious videos that happen at Thanksgiving.

[Brett Vesely]

Icon still around.

[Byron]

They're trying. Yeah, well, evidently they don't have two more months left. They have to release their end of year stuff in October.

[Brady]

Well, we've got Black Friday happening November 14th and through the 16th at Walmart.

[Byron]

Yeah. No, I'm just saying. But it isn't the end of the year. It's like a. Like if you're going to do a best of 2025, include all 12 months, and then release it in 2026.

[Toledo]

Apparently our TV went out.

[Byron]

Did it? Oh, you broke the TV because Brady's standing up. I think that's probably it. Your back hurts?

[Brady]

The horn on my head.

[Byron]

You're just not feeling sitting down vibe today. Stand a little bit and something's going on.

[Brady]

You got a pain 10 minutes into it.

[Byron]

No, no, I just said because you look the same sitting down. You do standing up. Oh, no, I' saying you're standing. So it's weird. Like, maybe I'm concerned about your health and your back or if something hurts.

[Brady]

I just wanted to be on my toes.

[Byron]

Okay. I don't know. This is getting weirder. Just say no. I. I have a little back. Lie to me. Sciatica. One of those things stretching it out.

[Brady]

Scoliosis.

[Byron]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

No videos.

[Byron]

No videos today. The TV's broken.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it looks like it.

[Byron]

What? It just shut off on its own? It was fine a second ago. Can we do it on this one?

[Toledo]

No, that was not there.

[Byron]

That TV doesn't. What about the one behind Brett? Three TVs and none of them work.

[Toledo]

Box is only on that one.

[Byron]

Three TVs in a studio and they're all one box. Yeah, but still we can't. That's what I'm saying. These don't work.

[Toledo]

They turn on, but they don't have the magic box.

[Byron]

Yeah, so they don't work. There's pointless. Right. I can turn a radio mike.

[Brett Vesely]

Do that.

[Byron]

But.

[Toledo]

Can we.

[Brett Vesely]

Let me text him.

[Byron]

Yeah. Why is our TV broken? It's essential. And how did that happen so quick? Quickly. We didn't touch it. Nobody's even been over there.

[Toledo]

You just used the Cox.

[Byron]

I know. I was trying to see if the Cox thing had shut off. The TV's off. The. Everything's off. Stupid. Is this even working? Yeah. Lights are on.

[Toledo]

Is it?

[Byron]

Yeah. Well, we need the videos.

[Toledo]

I know.

[Brett Vesely]

Can you change the source? Is it just on a bed?

[Brady]

Son of a. I'll sit down maybe.

[Byron]

Yeah, maybe. It's standing out. This. Brady's standing us.

[Brett Vesely]

There it goes.

[Byron]

The room's balanced again. Yeah, it turned back on. It was because Brady was standing. That's weird.

[Brett Vesely]

That was the newest TV in here, too.

[Byron]

Well, let's replace that like a year or two. I'm about to do some John Engineering.

[Toledo]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Sunday, Monday.

[Byron]

85 mile an hour. The remote might be sailing into that thing. Is it the cord loose? Did you tap? You push that in the plug? Huh? All right, well, no videos for you.

[Brett Vesely]

What the.

[Byron]

Spin your screen around, Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

It won't spin around that far.

[Byron]

Sure it will. We'll make it work. Or put Toledo's on there. You have your laptop? Yeah, yeah. I want to see these videos. Damn it. I've become accustomed to it.

[Toledo]

I don't have his videos.

[Byron]

You have to get yours spun over.

[Toledo]

That'll spin his laptop. He can spin his laptop.

[Byron]

That'll spin. There it is. There it is. Oh, I can see that, buddy. I. Hold on. Bring it a glare over. There we go. Now you scoot your ass over. This is ridiculous. I'll give you another mic.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, can't work under these conditions.

[Byron]

I got it. We have to constantly rig this room. All right. What do you got?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't even know. Let's just try this one.

[Byron]

The dog in a cage. Oh, the guy put his finger in the dog's mouth. Just bit it off. The dog just. Is that a girl? No, mommy. No, mommy. No. No, mommy's way. No. No, mommy. No, mommy.

[Brett Vesely]

What she's doing?

[Byron]

She didn't even go to the hospital. Now she's at a sink with her bleeding finger. That's half off.

[Brady]

They get the fingernail or the whole tip.

[Byron]

It took, like, most of the skin from here down. That was gross. Never reach towards a dog that's losing its mind in a cage. All right, next up, we're at a skate park. What is that? We're just walking down the street. It's an overhead camera from a building looking down at moped. So we know it's a terrible nation. There's a whole row of moped. Yeah. Something. Oh, just goes up the sidewalk. Oh, it's not done yet. It's hitting the car in front of him. It's just taking. Oh, it's just. And it's land. It's. It's back tire is on a guy. And now people are getting out of the car. The passengers. Oh, and it just did a spin out on the guy that was under the tire. No, still moving. Well, those are tremors. He's kicking. Yeah, that's body just reacting. He. Hold on. Yeah, he's halfway a big time tua. They're getting him up. It's the worst thing you can do.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't worry about it. The background.

[Byron]

He's walking. What? That car was on his head, massive internal. And did a spin Out.

[Brady]

Got a horn on his head.

[Byron]

No, he is definitely not gonna make it. That's not good. All right, next one up could be AI. I'm not sure. He's got a guy with. Doing a surgery or something. He's reaching into somebody's butt. Is that what I'm seeing? Is that. Oh, my God, there's a hole in a person and they're pulling out a pipe that went up into the middle of a. What is that?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know if it's like a stairwell, like banister.

[Byron]

It's a banister that went into the taint area of that naked body. That's not AI. That's just a dead body. They pulled that. It's about two and a half feet long. Wow.

[Brady]

Good.

[Brett Vesely]

That's all I got today.

[Byron]

Larry got to see some videos. TV's broken. Larry. Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Now we could trade Toledo's tickets for a new tv.

[Byron]

God, you said John. I hadn't thought of alien religion. We do need to absolutely do whatever they say. Yeah, you're an idiot to sit and try to say your religion's better than theirs. You don't have to believe it. Just side with them so the Muslims don't. Dummies. There'll be people who use their powers against us. You got to be smarter than that. How annoying it would be if aliens landed here and the first guy they gets like, let me tell you about Jesus Christ. Oh, no. I landed next to a lame O.

[Brett Vesely]

See Vincent Thorne's comment on the. The chick with the fire?

[Byron]

He said, Taja said, how much Hennessy or malt liquor do you need to drink to not hear a crazy bitch beating down your horse or your door and smell smoke from the inferno. Yeah, that's true. True. Hennessy will crush the smell of. It's almost a sea for smoke. Oh, he's probably drunk. But it's four in the morning. Yeah, most of us are. But he heard her knocking. I get nervous about that stuff with people with aliens. I was talking about that with my buddy Brink, who was all on.

[Brady]

But if he heard her knocking. Yeah, you would know the fire is going right away. That someone's.

[Byron]

Huh?

[Brady]

That she lit the fire. Basically, he woke up.

[Byron]

He assumed that she was probably the one who did it, but, I mean, at first he's waking up to fire. But my buddy Brink is a big one for alien landers and stuff. Like, he likes that idea. I'm looking forward to it too. Oh, he's into it.

[Toledo]

Wants it to happen.

[Byron]

He's following stuff. Like he's like he's got names of things he's. He's kind of nerded out on the whole.

[Toledo]

Like on his laptop, he follows it.

[Byron]

I don't know where he does it, but it's like just in the news. He's keeping an eye on that one that keeps blipping out radio signals and changing lights and direction so they're like, like, I don't think this thing's an asteroid. He thinks that's coming here. And I think that's awesome if it does too. But we were talking about that this weekend. It's like, yeah, you immediately bow to. If they land in your yard, you don't start what kind of know it all starts spewing out. Well, here's how I'd have done it. Like, that's like the, the scene in. Was it Mr. Mom or whatever, when he's coming over to help out and said, what are you using there? 220. 220.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

22, 21.

[Byron]

See, I don't know what's going. Men watch each other doing work, Kirk. Always remember, if it lands in Afghanistan, we're going to lose the planet. If it lands here, we'll just take out the Middle east bag of Reese's Pieces. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. They might be friendly, but whatever they believe in, we will believe in also because we want their technology.

[Brady]

If they, if they lead. I mean, for me, like, if they lead with a, you will believe in this, else we will kill you then. But, you know, if they're saying, you.

[Byron]

Mean like the Spanish minded the Spaniards did it to the Indians and they came down to believe this or else. Yeah, and they slaughtered them and guess what? Everybody started believing. Yeah.

[Brady]

But if they ask you, you know, and you have an open conversation.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I really like talking to you.

[Byron]

What do you guys believe in? And then they believe in something and I'm like, and also, you still have that big ship that got here from some other planet, so technologically we want you on our side.

[Brady]

We've gone to the moon.

[Byron]

You don't piss him off with Jesus. Yeah, see that? We've been there a couple of times. That's what you think that was animation? So are we gonna or what? How am I getting in this ship of yours? Oh, you want to be probed? Yeah, I do. Yeah. I don't get that people want to tell them about Jesus. Shh. Let them do the talking first. Let's find out what they've got. Let's get their info before the freaks do. You know what kind of power grab it's going to be if aliens land here? We act like it all be, yay, we have new alien friends, or it's a war, it's a power grab. The first person that sides with them gets all their technology. Well, it makes tons of friends first. Yeah, we'll make tons of money. Ridiculous. And everybody's going to know that and then start bowing to us. It's Trump's dream. I really hope aliens land in Washington D.C. for the 250th anniversary. A big fight. UFC fight. The grand ballroom welcoming the alien overlords. I'm in on that. Come land with me. Come land with me. Let's land. We'll land away. I hate that. I hate the idea that they could come here and we would piss them off with Jesus. And then they go over and start talking to the Allah people like, those Jesus people suck. And the Allah people like we've been saying that for thousands of years. And then they get. They team up and laser up. The reason we can handle, we can barely beat them now with their borrowed guns. Now they got alien ships. Guys are morons. I hope this transmission gets out into space. Immediately I bow to my alien ogre overlords and all of their beliefs. Immediately land at my house right here at 1100 North 52nd Street. Just right here. We'll save a space for you. The word is vibe right now. 8:00am Code word is vibe. Knock that thing down, maybe you'll win yourself a thousand bucks. There goes your Brady report. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership feed. I have heard enough of this. Morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. Toledo's big adventure is the name of the game and I think we should play it. Just have a few people call up and audition for the other ticket to the World Series that you are having no success unloading. Now right now that teacher has emailed over and said. Have you contacted him at all?

[Toledo]

I have not yet.

[Byron]

Why not? He's got free rooms, he's got flights and he wants to go to the game with you. Toledo's got tickets tonight we'll play the game.

[Brady]

And by the way, be ready for in the next three hours to go to la.

[Byron]

Yeah, yeah. You drop a drop. We'll call it Toledo's drop your drop everything. We're leaving Toledo's big World Series adventure. His great American World Series U turn and we'll just audition you guys if you want to go With Toledo, you're all by yourself. I did the big warning earlier about not getting in a car with a stranger. Hop in there and go cross state lines like Brady does. Neighbor girls and get her over there. Man or woman.

[Brady]

You want to go with Caitlyn?

[Byron]

Yeah. You want to take Brady's neighbor that he's got? Brady will untie her and let her go for a couple of days.

[Toledo]

I'm not gassy enough.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's true. She won't get used to it. I don't know. Do you have a room or are you gonna try to come right back?

[Toledo]

No, I think I need a room probably.

[Byron]

All right, let's find.

[Brady]

I'm getting this. He's taking the bath, taking the risk and saying if they sell, they sell.

[Byron]

If not, hey, man, if you get a good enough offer here on these phones, you'd be a fool not to go. Somebody says they get you a nice room and a flight over and they're all they want to do is take the second ticket, you're going to sit next to a stranger one side or the other.

[Toledo]

Look, I'm already 2,600 bucks in. Let's make this a 300 for a flight.

[Byron]

Exactly. Well, it's 2900 actually. It's a pretty easy math for sure. And then of course the rooms. But if the dude's willing to kick in for the flight and the room for your ticket. All right, so if you guys want to. Want to make your offer to Toledo, you need to email that teacher. He's got it. He's got to quit his teach. He's there now, I think. Yeah, school's probably started at 8:30 or around there, right?

[Toledo]

Yeah, because he, he not using his school email.

[Byron]

No, he's using his private email. So he'll get it on his phone when you email him and he'll be like, oh, hang on kids. Oh wait, all of you can off. I'm going to Los Angeles.

[Brady]

I don't feel well.

[Byron]

I'd stick my finger, my throat, throw up on the first kid in row one. Hey, Mr. Christian just puked on me. Well, it looks like you need a substitute kids. Mind. Mind the story. I'm leaving. And then off you go if you want to play along. Five eight, five, nine, 800, Toledo. Actually it's. Toledo's got the golden ticket right now, so I think maybe. And it doesn't mean anybody's gonna win, right? This is. This isn't a radio contest. It's us helping a guy out. Lawyers, assholes. How serious are you bother us about awesome radio promotions. Well, it isn't clear when I first. Shut up. All right, here we go. If you want in 5, 8, 5, 9, 800, we'll take a break. We'll come back with the auditions for Toledo's amazing golden ticket. I've got a golden ticket where you don't get to see the Mariners in the world series. Just like Richard. It's amazing. It's amazing what you're doing. It's 98 Kupden Holmberg's morning sickness. What a great day for Dodger baseball. Oh, my. Let's head out to the outfield bleacher seats and see what There's a white guy in and amongst all the other poor people in right field. Look at him out there with his gigantic.

[Toledo]

Join us out here, Finn.

[Byron]

First time forever on. That guy is bigger than any hat on any dodger right now. Even the crown currently donned by our Shohei Ohtani. Little known fact, Toledo spent too much money for those seats and is getting screwed in the aftermarket world.

[Toledo]

Thanks for your reminder, Vin.

[Byron]

Oh, we got people online that want to audition for Toledo's other seat since he's getting crammed. Is Lisa gonna be mad that you're not taking her? She's probably fine. Not going to this mess.

[Toledo]

She's probably fine.

[Byron]

Yeah. All right. You're so depressed. Try standing up.

[Toledo]

No, it didn't work for Brady.

[Byron]

Yeah. Did you see looking down again? Everything's fine. Doing well.

[Toledo]

Something more is going on.

[Byron]

He looks healthy. Yeah, a little strange. And he's asking all his friends in school about cocaine. Something happened to Brady about an hour ago, changed his mind. All right. Who do you got on the phones there, Burt?

[Brett Vesely]

Start off with Brandon.

[Byron]

Brandon. Brandon, you're on the air live. Don't cuss. Don't be an idiot. And make your case for why you should be Toledo's date to the world series tonight. Oh, I think I could take Toledo to the world series tonight. Show him a nice dinner, maybe, you know, buy him a good drink and maybe a good little foot massage. No, I'm just kidding.

[Toledo]

But can I ask you what's a good drink in?

[Byron]

Yeah, what would you get him? What drink would you order for Toledo? Do you like beer or do you like a cocktail?

[Toledo]

Cocktail.

[Byron]

See, I'm more of, like, an old fashioned guy. I'll get an old fashioned. That's a good one. Old fashions are good. Yeah, go high end. Old fashioned, maybe. Yeah. Nice work.

[Brady]

All right, bonded.

[Byron]

So you don't have. How would you pay for any like travel, transportation. What, what, what makes you a good traveling partner outside of the foot rubs? Oh, I mean, I'd buy my own plane ticket. If Toledo has his own already, I'd buy both of them. If not, you'd buy him a plane ticket and then all the drinks and food are on me as well. Wow. Brandon, what do you do for a living? I'm a welding inspector. He inspects welding. Wow.

[Toledo]

Are you a Dodger fan?

[Byron]

Hell no. Excuse me? That's all right. Hell knows. Okay. Are you a Toronto Blue Jays fan? No, no, no, no. Diamondbacks for life. But you just want to go and boo the Dodgers.

[Toledo]

Diamondbacks for life.

[Byron]

Well, I was, I was rooting for the Mariners to win, but you know, I can go sit with Toledo. All right, so you would buy plane tickets and. Are you married? No. You're single fella, so it would be, you know, maybe you're going to try to bring some squish back to the red roof. Maybe, Maybe so. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So Toledo's got to cuck you too. You think that's making him feel at home? I like what you're doing. All right, hold on, Brandon. We'll see about that one. Brandon's not as bad as when he first. What did you think of Brandon? Do you have any questions for our bachelors, by the way?

[Toledo]

Not yet.

[Byron]

Yeah, we'll go back.

[Toledo]

He answered the whiskey question.

[Byron]

All right, we'll get that. All right, next one.

[Brett Vesely]

This is Carson.

[Byron]

Let's meet Carson, everybody. Carson, welcome to the big Toledo Take me to Los Angeles giveaway. What do you. What is your pitch, Carson? Well, I remember hearing Toledo talk about how he didn't want to bring his son because he couldn't chip anything in. So I would give him the son he never had, experience and chip in half of everything and have a good time. You would pay your way through everything just for the ticket. So you're going to cost him nothing and you'll kick in for dinner halfway. Well, that's what I'm saying. You'd pay your way, which would be half. Yes. Yeah. So you pay your flight, your food, yours. So basically you, you, you take responsibility for your own. I guess. Yeah, existence. Then we could go out, find some club in LA on whatever Tuesday night. Find something to do, go out till 6am don't even need a hotel. I, I like this idea.

[Toledo]

That, that sounds horrible.

[Byron]

He wants to pull the all nighter with you. What do you think? What are your questions for him? That sounds horrible. No, he's not A big fan of this all night thing, but he does like the idea that you're the son he never had.

[Toledo]

It's an awesome idea.

[Byron]

There. Do you care? Are you. Do you partake in drugs at all? Not. Not really. Not really. Not really is the actual immediate. No, not really as yet. You go to a concert, you go to a festival, have a little shroom, little weed, nothing crazy. Micronauts, sure, but you're not a day to day user. Oops. Oh no. That. No. Oh, sorry. Geez. Now he's a cursor and all that stuff's going on. All right, all right. Hold on a second. I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Byron]

Toledo took to you very well. That whole all night party thing.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that was.

[Byron]

Scares a man your age.

[Brady]

It does.

[Toledo]

Really does. Not to be like full on Brady, but I understand Brady a lot.

[Byron]

Oh yeah. Everybody understands it.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady.

[Byron]

I go to sleep before the game's over. It makes sense in a lot of places. All right, who's third?

[Brett Vesely]

This is Marty.

[Byron]

Marty, are you there? I'm here. Marty, what do you do for a living? I work in the golf industry. I. I make golf clubs. You make them?

[Toledo]

Wow.

[Byron]

For any. Build them. I build them. Oh, okay. So it's a company that already has like the manufacture. You don't like own the flight, the.

[Toledo]

Big one in town? Pxg, what are we talking?

[Byron]

No, it's called Cool Clubs up in Scottsdale. Okay, Cool Clubs. Haven't heard of that yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady may take him now.

[Byron]

Yeah, Brady might drag you to the World Series. Get him some free golf apparently. All right. Absolutely. Golf clubs. Do you get a discount on these golf clubs or are you just in the area? We do, yeah. Oh yeah. We get all kinds of discounts. How much is a set of irons from Cool Clubs? Set of irons we could probably get you for, I don't know, four or five grand. Four or five thousand dollars? PXGs are like six, sixteen hundred bucks.

[Brady]

That is a discount.

[Byron]

That. That's the worst deal I've ever heard in my life. What are they. Are they made of breasts and gold? Yeah.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Byron]

Thank you.

[Brady]

He hasn't been working there long.

[Byron]

Yeah, you just. You doesn't work at sales. The first thought about you right now is that you're a liar. You made up your golf club job. 4 or $5,000. Freddy. Can you imagine? Do they have a mouth on them that I can stuff myself into?

[Brady]

That's.

[Byron]

Jesus.

[Brady]

You'd step on the. In the golf course. Those things are gone in 10 minutes.

[Byron]

If I don't put a $4,000 iron next to a ball and just say, hit it yourself. It's a useless club. All right. Jesus. You scared the hell out of me. All right. Do you make a lot of money? I mean, you should. You're so. I don't know. You don't. You're not. You're kind of poor. Yeah, you can say that. All right, you're in. All right, but that's good.

[Toledo]

I'm footing the bill on this one.

[Byron]

So you can't really afford to go to this. You'd hope for Toledo to cover most of it. I would, yeah. Yeah. I don't have a whole lot, whole lot to offer Toledo, but, you know, I'd be a good time. Oh, no, you wouldn't. Do you realize what you just sold was a terrible. An interloper or deadbeat tax along. I don't have any money and I'm not going to pay for much, but I'm fun.

[Brady]

No, I'll throw in ten bucks.

[Byron]

I'll throw in a good joke now and again and maybe even an old Fashioned, a left hander. Yeah. What is it, 2:00am and you're £300? All right, get in the car. What kind of pitch was that, man? I'm poor. You got nothing.

[Toledo]

That's what I got.

[Byron]

Dude, you don't even know how to lie. Well, except that price at clubs thing.

[Brady]

What are you making over there? Three or four million?

[Byron]

Yeah, I make about. What is that? My last check was over a million. I mean a thousand dollars. All right, well, till you have any questions for the homeless golf maker, I'm not even going to put you on hold. That was terrible. I'm sorry. I like you, but. Jesus.

[Brett Vesely]

We can finish with cj.

[Byron]

All right. Cj, are you there? Yes, sir. All right, cj, you sound. This sounds like a gossip. Think a man with confidence. Cj, what do you do for a living? I am a behavioral health technician. What does that mean? You wrap up people in straight jackets? Yeah, pretty much. Oh, right. Wow. Nice. Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You could use them in the bleachers, that's all.

[Byron]

And you're probably. Are you like a bodyguard type? Do you like kind of man the crazies? Yes, yes, that's exactly what I do. Okay. It's not uncommon to. To have to tackle somebody and. And help administer the booty juice. You have. You raped. You rape. You rape the healthy, unhealthy people. What is booty?

[Brady]

You met the guy from cool clubs?

[Byron]

Yeah. Oh, so jamming, needling them.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought you.

[Byron]

I thought when. I thought when they got out of hand, you would violently rape them back into submission. That's what I heard.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, we thought he was calling Katie. Kb.

[Byron]

Yeah. Yeah. They don't have World Series. Yeah, they have a thing called World Series of ass, but it's not what you think. Yeah. Okay, so you tackle handicap folks and rape them, and then you go out back and smoke and talk to the other guys in the white suits.

[Brady]

Man.

[Byron]

You see me. Just see me rape that guy. He's been driving me nuts. Do you. And do you have to wear those weird ice cream suits that those places wear?

[Brett Vesely]

You know what I mean?

[Byron]

Grubs.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Like the 1950s ice cream guys. And you're always standing outside the facility with a couple of smokes with another one that looks just like, dude, we're.

[Brady]

Out of Booty Juice.

[Toledo]

Everybody got those white nurse shoes on.

[Byron]

I'm here to tackle the handicapped and shoot Booty Juice. And I'm all out of handicapped. Everybody who does that job I picture looks like Bluto from Popeye. Oh, do you look like Bluto from Popeye? Is that. It's a prerequisite. Do you have a beard and a mustache? You're about 6, 423-8240. Amazing beard.

[Brady]

Bet you'll be in good hands here.

[Byron]

290. Okay. I didn't want to. I didn't want to push you. So you're. You're about. You're probably about 66, 290. You smoke? No. No. Okay. Did you used to? Yes. Yes. See, this is. You're a stereotype. I can. I can draw you. It's amazing. Homework, morning sickness.

[Toledo]

I don't know if I'm gonna be able to pay attention to the game.

[Byron]

You'll be safe out there.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I would be safe.

[Brady]

Plus, he'll bring some Booty Juice.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. Let me all about those.

[Byron]

Yeah, The Booty Juice will be yours. All right, Offer now. Now that we got to know you. Sell yourself to Toledo. I'm dying of cancer, and I've never been to a baseball game. Is that. Is that.

[Toledo]

That's a pitch.

[Byron]

I've never hit it. I've never had a canc. Are you really dying of cancer? No. Would you have shaved your head for this? Yes. Yeah, I think that's pretty solid. My beard, too. I'll shave my beard. All your body is. Shave the whole thing and play pretend you've got cancer. You've already got the scrubs on.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. He'll get you upgraded seats then.

[Byron]

Yeah. Oh, and Then you get. Maybe even get on the jumbotron. Go. This is it for our friend.

[Toledo]

I'll wear a make a wish shirt.

[Byron]

Yeah. And then. So you're not really dying of cancer. Do you have any money as a cripple? Wrestler. Wrestler. Listen, I'm willing to put the kibosh on Christmas for the kids. Oh, man. I'm telling you right now, if. And you don't have to do it with him. If you buy Toledo a first class ticket, Toledo has to take you. All right?

[Toledo]

You got to talk to the wife first.

[Brady]

First what?

[Byron]

Are you allowed to do that? I just gotta break it to the kids. Why right now?

[Toledo]

Why?

[Byron]

You know what I'll help you with? I'll dress as Santa Claus this year. And I'll walk in the door, and you can fire a blank into the air and say, I thought it was an intruder. And I'll lay dead in your. And then you got the kids. You got to help me bury him. And then the kids will just freak out, and then they'll. It'll be understood. There's no Christmas. You don't have to tell. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're gonna scar them either way with your job. And you call radio stations talking about booty juice.

[Brady]

There's no Christmas.

[Byron]

I think these kids. These kids are not gonna be well rounded anyway.

[Toledo]

There's no PS. Yeah, this was PS5s under these.

[Byron]

This thing was going down a dirt trail to begin with. All right. Toledo. First class ticket. You get a lunatic who fights the crippled for a living. Mentally crippled. It's not even the good ones.

[Toledo]

Hey, where did he go? It's the fourth inning. He hasn't been around for a while.

[Byron]

And man, don't walk him past that handicap section. It'll go fisticuffs with every one of them.

[Toledo]

Stabbing people with hypodermics.

[Byron]

I'm gonna Toledo. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go light those mother in the chairs up.

[Brady]

Home run. Happens. It's not even the ball being thrown back.

[Byron]

Handicapped. And a wheelchair has been tossed out onto the field. And ironically, there's still someone in it, but the computer's missing and there's a Bluto character that's looking at porn on a handicapped man's voice box. I like this guy.

[Toledo]

He's pretty solid.

[Byron]

And he'll buy you a first class ticket. Now, are you confirming this? If I say that if I force Toledo to take you on a. You fly him out there first class. This is too good. We get stories from him that are going to make this show even better. So you. You two go together. You are not 100% telling us an honest truth that you can pull this off, Tell the kids that's okay. You're completely full of, aren't you? Yeah, you can't. You can't afford it. What can I say? Yeah, you tried. All right, well, I enjoyed our time. I enjoyed our time together. Now, you know, take it out on one of those crazy. All right, all right. We'll talk to you later. He's a liar. See is the problem. He had cancer.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh. We got two. Two possibilities.

[Byron]

Either of these. None of them are any good. The last two compared to that guy. If he was real, we'd be on a plane.

[Toledo]

He was the winner.

[Byron]

Now, were the other two at all interesting? Do either of them want to buy you a ticket?

[Toledo]

Yeah, the one guy did.

[Brett Vesely]

Want me to put them both on?

[Byron]

Put them both together? Yeah, yeah, put them on together. I forgot. It's Brandon. And who?

[Brett Vesely]

Carson.

[Byron]

Carson. Or either there. Yes, sir. Brandon, you're there, I assume. Yes, sir. Which one of you was going to buy tickets? Airline tickets? Me. I said I'd buy food, drinks and the plane ticket. Food, drinks and plane ticket. And Brandon, you offer a foot rub. The food, drinks and plane ticket, you will go. Food, drinks and plane ticket. Oh, Brandon's food, drinks and plane ticket. And Carson, you were what? Pay my own way? Given the experience of the son he never had. That's right. The sun, you go. Okay, so your packages are Sonny never had or guy willing to pay for your ticket as well. And I don't know what Sonny never had. Would. What? Give me an example of what will feel like Sonny never had other than just not smoking weed. I mean, I could go buy a beer. We could go play catch or something, you know. Well, he's got a mitt.

[Brady]

I'll bring a mitt.

[Byron]

You don't need a mitt where you're sitting. Unless Ohtani hits like Titanic. Blast opposite field. Toledo. I'll let you finish with the bachelors. Any thoughts? Oh, by the way, the nine o' clock word. I'm sorry, guys. We're doing De Niro. D I N E R O. The other one. De Niro. It's the Spanish for money. All right, Toledo. Any questions for the Bachelors? Are you guys married? No. I'm saying no neither.

[Toledo]

Oh, neither one of them.

[Byron]

Girlfriend.

[Toledo]

Check with the girlfriend.

[Byron]

Nope. No girlfriend.

[Brady]

Yeah, these are Boyfriend.

[Byron]

Yeah. What are we hitting here? Yeah.

[Brady]

No.

[Toledo]

All TZ listeners.

[Byron]

Yeah. No. Are you willing to try his voice got lower. Dude. Choose 93.3Z. I don't know, Toledo, it's on you. Ask some questions, get them out.

[Toledo]

I don't know. I emailed the Christian the teacher too.

[Byron]

So you're killing these two. Yeah, yeah, sorry. Toledo has. He doesn't want to date either of you. I'm sorry. Your pitches weren't bad, but they weren't good. No, I wish that crazy guy was real. That would have been other than there's.

[Brett Vesely]

An email from about the crazy guy.

[Byron]

Oh, we know who he is.

[Brett Vesely]

Are we done with these guys?

[Brady]

Yes.

[Byron]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. Toledo hated both of you. This is not good. You got to take somebody. This guy says the cripple tackling business evidently doesn't pay as well as we thought. Just that door swings open when he's in. You make a lot of noise in here. Nobody wants to hit the dirt, do they? No, we're sorry. We'll be quieter. That's right. Turn down your stereos. This is my voice box. Like I said, all Daisy, turn down your stereo. I just don't want the booty juice.

[Toledo]

Did you just shoot me with?

[Byron]

Even though I can't feel anything in my lower half, I still know and I am filled with Booty juice.

[Toledo]

Give me an epidural.

[Byron]

Ah, kinda. He's the type of guy that even he looks a woman in the eyes when he's having relations with her and then he just goes, how you doing? What?

[Toledo]

Squirt, I do kind of want to meet.

[Byron]

And then he's done and he just goes to sleep on her until the Morning. Morning. All £290 of him.

[Toledo]

Squirt smothering her with his beard.

[Byron]

Can't move. Are you still here? I couldn't, Squirt. How are you doing anyway? All right, well, I like the Christian guy that emailed earlier that is willing to fly you out. And that guy was so quick to.

[Brady]

Say he would do connections with Hilton.

[Byron]

Yeah, he's got rooms. If Christian doesn't get back to you, you're wasting it. But Christian is the winner if he wants. Right?

[Toledo]

If I'll get a hold of Christian.

[Byron]

If he gets back to you. He's the one you've chosen from the morning's emails and those four phone calls. All right.

[Toledo]

Staying at a Hilton resort.

[Byron]

Well, calm down. You might just get a Garden Inn.

[Toledo]

Garden in.

[Byron]

It's a free room.

[Toledo]

I'm getting a garden in.

[Byron]

It's a free room. What if he does go full bore and give you like the. You get the full Hilton. Sweet.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Toledo]

We go to Universal Studios tomorrow.

[Byron]

See, this whole date horrible error of yours has created radio magic. I'm sure the lawyers are on the phone. Did anyone get this pre approved? Are you allowed to give this way?

[Toledo]

I did see Larry in his office.

[Byron]

With a concern because Greg's around or. I mean, bombs are there. It's 904. There you go. Toledo didn't choose any of you. You chose Wise Christian, the emailer. You're the. You're the only one left. The teacher that wants to go. They get back to you.

[Toledo]

No texter says, why can't Jane Mansfield go? Well, he changed his hair, first of all, and he's got.

[Byron]

Oh, the boy. Yeah. Is his hair different from the Mansfield days?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Byron]

Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Yeah. All right. There you go. It's 905. The app word for the hour is dinero. D I N E R O Dinero. De niro, Robert. De niro is iro, isn't it? Iro? Yeah. Okay. There you go. We'll get the hot releases coming up a little bit. It's 98. Holmberg's morning sickness. All right, let's get right to this. Now look what we've got here, Brady. We've got our friend Thriller Walsh thrillers here. Wait, I'm sorry, That's the wrong one there. How about that? You're just kind of texting. A little concerned a lot over here. Yeah, I just text you and I said, come here. Yeah. And you did. So first off, kudos to that. Second, treat me well. What? I try to. And I'm going to try to treat you even better. What are you doing today? Not a whole lot. Do you have plans? Is Otto in town again? No, no, no, no.

[Brady]

I would.

[Byron]

I wouldn't be here. I would be in a. In a campsite in front of the stadium. That was the case. Is that right?

[Brady]

Yes.

[Byron]

You look. You look like you're missing some sleep. Are you okay? No, I'm just nervous. All right. You text me, I'm like, this is great. If this is how you fire me, that'd be amazing. Content. Oh, no, no, I wouldn't fire you. Just stop talking to you. That's how you do it in radio. You just ghost people. Here's how it works, okay? Toledo has something and he wants to use you. Okay? To make that better. Okay. He's got cruddy tickets to the World Series tonight. Right? Okay. If he takes you. Yeah. Upgrade. Right. Upgrade. Look at those handicap seats. Oh, what? You don't Use those. I see. No, I don't. I didn't even get option to use those. I think it's wheelchair. What are you talking about? Gotta get one. We gotta. We gotta borrow one of those. I don't think wheelchair.

[Toledo]

They're gonna question you.

[Byron]

Yeah. You walk around. Just go, hey, I didn't want to bring my chair today. It's a miracle. Can I at least have the decent seat? Woke up today and I wasn't number one. You don't get special no seats. You haven't tried. Where do you get. Where do you try? We walk up to that handicap section and go, I'm one of them.

[Toledo]

Yeah, exactly.

[Byron]

I'm in. I'm in the cr. I'm in the club room for me. Yeah. Do you have. Do you.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Byron]

You pull. Wear shorts. They'll know. Yeah. So, Toledo.

[Toledo]

Oh, do you want to go to the game tonight?

[Byron]

If it was same day possible.

[Brady]

I don't think.

[Byron]

What do you mean? I don't. That's the fun of this. You're saying no to the World Series. We'll fly out. I might be unbelievable. You were a selfish handicap. I mean across state lines. What? What?

[Brett Vesely]

What?

[Byron]

Across state lines of Toledo. Doesn't sound too safe either. We got on Brady's case. He's got better options than that. Oh, okay. You're all safe from Toledo.

[Toledo]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Byron]

I think you can fight him off. You're pretty good upper body. Plus it would throw him off when the pants come down. I don't know where anything goes. What's that one doing over there? Rubik's Cube. Down here? Yeah. Why is his legs like a swastika? Is that a third foot? Oh, no, they're not. Intentionally. Yeah. So you're saying no to Toledo's World Series invite. I do really appreciate it.

[Brett Vesely]

No, he doesn't.

[Byron]

Airline ticket room, World Series. You're saying no.

[Brett Vesely]

Why?

[Byron]

Very thankful. And the only reason is you got nothing to do tonight.

[Brady]

I just.

[Byron]

It's so. Less. I don't want to go. It's so what? That's the fun of it.

[Toledo]

Not a spontaneous guy.

[Byron]

I am not a spontaneous guy. And to be honest, baseball's not my number. Oh, so you just don't want to go? It has nothing to do with Toledo. I'm much more.

[Toledo]

More.

[Byron]

No, I'm much more into football and basketball. Well, let's not start hinting around here. It's a one time offer.

[Brady]

Rising championship.

[Byron]

Yeah. You want to go to the rising champ? All right. No, they're very busy. I don't want to stop them. World Cup. You can get those tickets. Wow. You would go to that?

[Brady]

No.

[Byron]

You wouldn't go to the world Cup? No, I. I hate soccer citizen. I'm not sitting in on soccer. Well, if it's here, I'm not flying. I'm not going over. I forgot it was here this time. Yes. Okay, my bad. That's if you. Different story. Yeah, I'd go to that. Yeah. They may fly out a guitar or something like. No. Good lord, no. That's insane. To go watch hooligans, you know, not drink and fight. That's hard to think. Well, all right. Thank you, Corey. Never mind. I thought this was going to be an awesome moment. That he's like, oh, my God, thank you so much. What a generous offer. What I want. He just said no. The girl in the wheelchair just told you no. Par for the course. That is brutal. All right, well, Corey, thanks watching for. Yeah. Goodness gracious. You sure you don't have it in your heart to go, maybe I should see a world series game sometimes? I don't have it, man. Don't care to say didn't watch a game last night at all. I do watch the game last night. That was insane. And you get an opportunity to watch it again. It's not gonna be the same thing twice. What if it is? That'd be amazing. Then you'd be part of history, you know, there for history. No, when it comes to who's there for a game, I'll let that be Tripp's job. Wow. It's very much Trip's whole wheelhouse. Yeah, but he's. He's not gonna sit with Toledo. You asked. Oh, to be fair, it was a quick. You're not the first guy. We actually had a contest on the.

[Toledo]

Air before we're down to you.

[Byron]

Isn't there somebody who get like, text or call.

[Brady]

They're worth plenty.

[Byron]

You're the last one anyway. All right, well, thanks, Thriller. Yeah, no worries. Sorry, Toledo. I love pouring water buckets on your great ideas. Yeah, no, it's really. I thought this was going to be years and years of him owing you and that. And another thing. You'd have had to tolerate that the whole time, he and his friend. I'm pretty convinced you. And that's after two. Two vodka sodas. What was your buddy's name? Chris. Chris. Chris is a nice guy.

[Toledo]

Chris have vodka soda too?

[Byron]

Yes, but if you even like, floated the idea of masturbating to dead animals, he'd be like, yeah, I'm so Glad you said that. I've been thinking about it. About it. I'll show you where mine live and then go into this weird hole he's dug with like. Kind of like the way the Mexican tunnels are. The wood on the walls just to barely keep it up. There's a couple, like, muskrats and a squirrel. Oh, no. Yeah, he does, doesn't he? You two, we've talked about it. Do you have a tree house? Do you two have a tree house? No. No. Trees can support our combined weight. No, his combined weight. You're fine. I just don't think you could climb the ladder together. That's true. Yeah. Have to be one of those bush trees. Corey if disappointed, but that's all right. All right, you're back to your sports station that you broadcast sports and you hate it from last night. Yeah, There you go.

[Brady]

All right.

[Byron]

We'll do the hot releases in a little bit. Corey said no. You've been turned down again. People begging you to go. And the one guy you ask says two people you've asked. They know. Yeah, that's that Christian guy still on the horn. All right, there you go. We'll be back with the hot releases next. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brett Vesely]

I have.

[Byron]

Honey, enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. N. It's just tick, tick, tick. The man is not. I hope that Christian guy gets back to you. Otherwise, are you just going to take the loss? No, you're going.

[Toledo]

I think Lisa's cousin might go with me.

[Byron]

So now you got Lisa's cousin on the hook. Is he gonna pay for plane tickets and rooms?

[Toledo]

He says he's using his southwest point, so.

[Byron]

Yeah. So you get free tickets. Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Toledo]

Offset the cost a little bit.

[Byron]

Just crush one of the things. Yeah, that's pretty good. And he's got to get your room.

[Toledo]

We're talking about getting the late flight.

[Byron]

So potentially you're gonna be standing in an airport watching a plane leave. I'm getting a call tonight at 11. Yeah, I'll just work remote. I have my laptop.

[Brady]

I just plan on doing that to begin with.

[Byron]

We're.

[Toledo]

We'd catch the 4:30.

[Byron]

We're down here on a street called Sepulveda. And we're gonna stay at the Jungle six. We're not sure what that is, but we're gonna get the. God, no. Jungle Six rooms are $12 a night. We're gonna stay Here. Hourly rates though, it's pretty reasonable.

[Brady]

It's a full bed.

[Byron]

Yeah, it's down here by the forum. It's not bigger than a twin. It's a cousin. We're good. We're good. Anyway, it's time for the hospital.

[Toledo]

He's not a.

[Byron]

He's not a weirdo, not a schlub. I liked all the callers better. And I like Thriller. I'm surprised. Thriller. Thriller turning you down was a bit.

[Toledo]

Shocking, I gotta be honest. It was for me too.

[Byron]

Now he made a big deal to basically be like. No, like Tripp was nicer about it.

[Toledo]

Kinda, yeah.

[Byron]

Thriller just didn't like you.

[Brady]

I don't know if he's nice baseball fan or whatever.

[Byron]

World Series. I'm not a soccer fan. I'd go to a World cup game. Not in his seats, but like decent seats. You get sweets to the World Cup. Look, I went to a Phoenix Rising game, a playoff game. Just see what it's about. It was all right. I don't like the game.

[Toledo]

Where's the stadium?

[Byron]

Well, that was when the stadium was over off of the 101. Oh yeah. And now it's at the Greyhound park.

[Toledo]

That's where it is.

[Byron]

Right up the street on Washington.

[Toledo]

Oh, wow.

[Byron]

I went to a WNBA championship game. I've been to a couple WNBA games. You know, I don't like to say I hate it unless I've seen it. World cup might be interesting. At least as far as the atmosphere. I've been to some stuff. It's the hot releases. They're brought to you by our [e-mail]. save thousands, save time, buy [e-mail]. get that AC looked at, fixed. If you think you've got a 10 or 11 year old unit and you're looking at it saying be proactive, be smart and get that done now. And put Holmberg in that code and you're going to get another thousand bucks off. How about that new AC unit.com? we don't have a TV without the visuals.

[Toledo]

It'll be a very quick streaming thing.

[Byron]

Go ahead.

[Toledo]

Down Cemetery Road is on Apple TV Plus. It's another mystery thriller starring Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson. They are. It's an adaptation of a novel set in quiet in a quiet suburb in Oxford. The series picks up after a house explodes and a local girl subsequently goes missing. Wilson plays Sarah Tucker, a concerned neighbor who becomes obsessed with a disappearance. And Thompson plays Zoe Bohm, a private investigator. Sarah enlists to help her as the two Dig deeper into the case. They find themselves at the center of a vast conspiracy. So you can start watching that tomorrow on Apple tv.

[Byron]

Plus, did you. Did we do a thing in the hot releases about that documentary where the guy saying that our nuclear defense system sucks bucks?

[Toledo]

Yeah, that was. It's a new movie.

[Byron]

Oh, it is, I think. Yeah. And they're. And so he's going on this tour now basically saying, oh, I don't know about that. Maybe we might be able to stop 40 of nuclear. And we brag that we could knock them all out.

[Toledo]

Well, that's. That Catherine Bigelow movie is supposed to be exploiting that because it's in that movie. It's one rogue missile fired by a rogue nation and it causes chaos.

[Byron]

But how about shut up.

[Toledo]

That too.

[Byron]

Why do you want to be a whistleblower? Basically tell the world we're lying about how good we are. Look, we got a great defense. I think they are buying it. If we're at 50% stopping the nukes and they don't need to know that. What are you making documentaries about that for?

[Toledo]

Been buying it since I was in school.

[Byron]

I believe it. The missile defense, the golden dome, they're not getting in. And now this guy's going, huh, you hate Trump that much that you'll tell our enemies that we're about a 50% success rate.

[Brady]

What was the success rate? Was. It is.

[Toledo]

Israel are different than that, like 90%.

[Byron]

The ICBMs are a. A different beast.

[Brady]

Oh, it's still 90.

[Byron]

No, that's great. It's huge. But we're not running the same system on the nukes.

[Toledo]

Yeah, Lobbing the big boys.

[Byron]

You gotta corral those up in space. They shoot out of that atmosphere and come back in and they go way up high. And I don't know that we could, but still, I was under the impression that it would have been similar to the thing in Israel to this dude makes that documentary and starts go, nah, we're not very good at it. Try it. We'll only get half of them. And it's getting all these legs. And then the Department of War basically said, this guy's out of his mind. So he starts this interview campaign running around going, huh? It's, you know, they tested it 20 times and it got 12. So it's a little better than 50. Sometimes I'm like, why are you doing this? What's the end game? To let everyone know where I saw.

[Toledo]

This, the Whopper basically decided it was a zero sum game.

[Byron]

Yeah, well, I mean, there's truth to that, if you've got 20 nukes heading to your nation, you better be 100%.

[Brady]

I'll decide which ones are going through.

[Byron]

Yeah, one's aimed at Toledo. Don't even launch our side. Don't even waste money launching something. Let it go.

[Toledo]

You mean the city, not me, right?

[Byron]

Let it go Both. Okay, A Tucson, Toledo, El Paso, most of the south, some of Florida. If. If Russia decides to nuke some of our flyover. Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky area. Call your family and go. Time to go.

[Brady]

It's an easy call.

[Byron]

I love you very much. Goodbye.

[Toledo]

Also out this week on Thursday, you can start watching The Witcher Season 4 on Netflix. And that's about all I have for you.

[Byron]

All right, Bert, you're the music man.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, let's start off with the Pretty Reckless. They're putting out a Christmas ep.

[Byron]

Oh, so. Trying to win the Christmas. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Where are you Christmas?

[Byron]

Is it good? Have you listened?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I don't wanna.

[Toledo]

Christmas music legit. She really did.

[Brett Vesely]

No, this is not AI.

[Brady]

This is. Wow.

[Byron]

Where are you Christmas? This is the Pretty Reckless.

[Brett Vesely]

She was.

[Byron]

She was the girl. But this is going to go bananas in a second. Does that mean.

[Brett Vesely]

So she must be doing a duet with herself as.

[Byron]

Yes. She grows up during the song and then because becomes a raging loud for Christmas. Starting now. I'm getting. Where are you Christmas? Why can I find you? Why have you. That's catchy. You like? It's Christmas song Christmas music. Yeah. It's not a bad thing for Christmas music. She's lamenting her Christmas past being she doesn't feel it anymore. This I don't mind. She's an adult. She doesn't get the same vibes off Christmas anymore. And maybe by the end of this song, she'll have found the spirit. A very heavy Christmas vibe there. Good Christmas producer. The elves did good work. Are we really there? We're at Christmas music time, aren't we? Yep. Oh, my.

[Toledo]

Crazy, isn't it? Doesn't Beth start on Saturday?

[Byron]

Oh, Jesus. She's gonna start beating the hell out of us again, right? Oh, no.

[Brady]

It was.

[Toledo]

It was.

[Byron]

They're not playing.

[Toledo]

It was the first of November last year.

[Brett Vesely]

94. 5 beat him last year.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it was the first right after Holland.

[Byron]

Halloween. They started like every hour was a Christmas song. And then by the middle of November.

[Toledo]

It was everything full blown.

[Byron]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's like the HIV of Christmas music. And then somewhere around the 20th, it goes full blown Christmas booty juice hit hard. All right, here we go. What's the next one.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, this is new stuff from Pussifer. Guess Maynard's done with Tool for a few minutes. So this is self evident.

[Byron]

I don't think I've ever liked a Pusser.

[Brady]

Sounds like the beginning of Van Halen.

[Toledo]

When do they come into town?

[Byron]

It's.

[Brady]

Just.

[Brett Vesely]

Thing with P is though, he actually likes playing with P. For he like stands up front and everything else.

[Byron]

He doesn't hide well cuz he knows the material.

[Toledo]

Is there a distinct difference between all three? Perfect Circle.

[Byron]

This one's the weird one. Yeah, this one's the really weird. This is the avant garde. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Perfect Circle is more mainstream.

[Byron]

Yeah, more mainstream. Tool and then Tool is the Tool. Although this is the most mainstream Pussifers ever sounded.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Not going crazy over it.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Florence in the Machine. Everybody scream.

[Byron]

Okay. Is this for Christmas also?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Toledo]

She's coming to town too.

[Byron]

93.

[Brett Vesely]

3. Exactly what I was thinking.

[Brady]

Jesus.

[Brett Vesely]

Get to the song.

[Byron]

I break down, get up and do it all again.

[Brett Vesely]

Be glad you can't see this video.

[Byron]

Is it bad?

[Brett Vesely]

She shouldn't be doing videos.

[Byron]

Everybody dance. Cool bass hit on that. All right. Florence the Machine sound if you're interested.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. New rock from Avatar.

[Byron]

This is tonight.

[Brett Vesely]

We must be warriors.

[Byron]

Yes. Step out of the chimney. You are floating across the skyline. You are one numb. This is Christmas. So many. So many. God dang it. I wish this pirate rock would have taken off.

[Toledo]

I blame us.

[Byron]

We don't blame enough. It's true. I like those kind of things. Those sea shanties. Rock and roll. Sea shanties aren't bad.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, let's get into some AI songs cuz there's not much else out. How about the this one?

[Byron]

All right. Never going to give you up. Hair metal version.

[Brady]

Rick rolling.

[Byron]

Be awesome if the original to the song happened in the middle of the song and it Rick rolls itself. You know the rules and so do I.

[Toledo]

Commitments, what I'm feeling.

[Byron]

You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

[Toledo]

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

[Byron]

I can Rick roll the Rick roll. I like that. That's AI, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. John Gordon is head banging on the way. You know that Camaro is rocking.

[Byron]

All right, I like that.

[Brett Vesely]

How about funk?

[Toledo]

Terry?

[Brett Vesely]

Pantera.

[Byron]

All right. Oh, Pantera. Funky. Oh, already awesome. Yep. Walk version. This is walk. Can you see I'm easily bothered by persistence. One step from lashin outta you. You want it to get under my skin and call yourself a friend. I got more friends like you. What do I Do Is there keychain? Love it. What it takes who I am Where I've been belong that's great. I like when they. God damn it, AI. You're winning a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

There's another one. There's Tom Sawyer. Funkified.

[Byron]

Modern day war. A me. Me means try two days. Tom. Saw you meet me die Loves this. Oh, my God. That's awesome.

[Brett Vesely]

It's insane.

[Byron]

Make everything funk.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll do one more. Just because we relied on regular releases, here's Today Was a Good Day from Ice cube as a 60s soul version.

[Byron]

I'm quitting life and just gonna dive into this. Waking up in the morning Gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kind of odd no barking from the dog no small and Mama cooked the breakfast with no haul I got my grub on but didn't pig out Come on. Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out all right, a minute. Hooked it up for later As I hit the door thinking will I live?

[Brady]

He ripped this song off and it's.

[Byron]

I hit the switch I can make the ass drop had to stop at a red light Looking in my mirror Not a jacker in sight and everything is all right oh, my God, this is spectacular. He's going to mess around, get a triple double Trouble last week Messed around and got a triple double. Freaking brothers every way, like mj Perfect. This is that. That's the future. Music. You're all canceled.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That'll bring us to N Word or F Word, the game that is sweeping the nation. And today it is Too Short. Blow the whistle.

[Byron]

I've been winning a lot lately. I'll say Too Short's gonna go blow the whistle. That'll be him playing in like a little jokey basketball. I'm gonna say F word straight up.

[Brady]

I'll go angry.

[Byron]

And Ward, you're wearing a collared shirt. I. The whole morning thought you had an ascot on. I'm not kidding. I thought you had. I had, like, a scarf around your neck. That's a collared shirt.

[Brett Vesely]

It's cold enough in here.

[Byron]

Yeah, I know. Well, because we're all bundled up, it's hard to know. All right.

[Toledo]

Friendly. He said angry outfit.

[Byron]

Angry. Friendly. Friendly. Clean. Keep spitting that weed to the imp fund. That's Texas, baby. Ball. And B, that's Memphis, baby. Short dog. That's Oakland, baby. Ain't ain't nothing but pimping. East H.G.

[Brady]

My.

[Byron]

Oh, there it was. That's a friendly one. That's a Toledo win. I have to pass the pass the trophy. Blow the wizard. I don't know. Blow the whistle. But I like it. I just want to AI everything now. Good Lord. That was great. Well done. All right. Brought to you by new ac unit.com. those were your hot releases. Save thousands. Save time. Buy online new ac unit.com. it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail. All right. Losing everybody's allergies. You gotta get you some socks. Prednisone stuff works.

[Brett Vesely]

Wonder when the weather's nice. I. I'm a wreck.

[Byron]

Go to call on Doc right now. Call on Doc.com. i'm. I swear by this thing. And you go in and you tell them you got the allergies, you got the sniffles or whatever. And then it. It walks you through, like, what are your symptoms? Allergies, what do you got? Blah, blah. And it says, what do you prefer antibiotics or steroids? Like, give me the prednisone. They just call it into your pharmacy. It's 45 bucks. Yeah. Calling again. Not being a paid endorser on this one either, but I've been. I love that because whenever I start having allergies, I'm like, here we go. Call on doc.com. that way you don't have to do visits and run around.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don't.

[Byron]

Yeah, I don't need that.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't need to sit in a waiting room to get allergy meds.

[Byron]

Yeah, I did it Sunday at about 5, at 4 at night, and then my prescription was ready at 6. Get on that.

[Brady]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Got it saved.

[Byron]

I'm. I'm. I swear by that thing. And you can get, like, anything. Like, you can. Any illness, go in there and fake any of them. If you want the drugs, they give them out.

[Brady]

Like, do you talk to a doctor on the phone? Sometimes.

[Byron]

It's just all. And they. I said, you want to talk to him? I'm like, nope, you can. I don't want. Why would I want to do that? I'm diagnosing myself. This is easy. That's what WebMD is for. I love that thing. I'm not a medical professional, but I am a person who knows how to use the Internet to my advantage. Brett, you're out. They should be gone tomorrow. Might cost you 50 bucks. I think you gotta.

[Brett Vesely]

That's worth it.

[Byron]

I think you gotta sign up and be a member. I think that's a 50 fee. But then every time you need them, hop on.

[Brett Vesely]

No, that's free.

[Byron]

It's great. It's time now for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail], the home of Tactical Black. And I just got a text message from Josh at Tactical Black who sent me a AI song about a woman with little air in her private areas. And the song is hilarious. But it's an AI song about a woman front button. And I want to thank him for that right away. There's no defense for a bad text, none. But it had me laughing, and I happened to be in the bathroom while it was going on. So I really appreciate that. I've gotten to be buddies with Josh and all the gang up there at Tactical Black because it's just a good group of people and they have one thing in mind. They just want more sheep dog on the streets. The more of us there are are, the less of them they will be. So if you've got a bunch of wolves out there that want to start attacking, you better be a sheepdog. That's how it works. And these guys teach you how to do it. Just be aware. I mean, the biggest thing is everybody thinks it's about fighting and running around. You get in good shape, you do the workouts, but really what it's about is awareness and being, you know, sound in your environment, knowing what's to your left, right, front and back. You'll figure it out from there. And then if some something does go crazy, they'll get you to the spot where you need to get your brain out of the way and just do what you do becomes muscle memory. And they are amazing. It's tried and true. It's been cops, military, border patrol, all these guys that'll come up there and train there and get extra training from the training they already have. It's just, you can't beat it. They're. They're about to about to start dabbling in their 25th year of doing it. That means they've been doing something right for a long time. You don't just get to do the for 25 years. They're the best. Reactdefense.com that the home of Tactical Black Brady Entertainment.

[Brady]

Jennifer Lawrence is getting the boob job.

[Byron]

Really.

[Brady]

Being interviewed a New Yorker and she admitted after having two kids, she said.

[Byron]

The first one was fine, second one grossed him up.

[Brady]

Need help. And she goes, I got no problem doing it. She also says, I dabble in Botox, but I got to be careful. Careful because she needs her forehead to act.

[Byron]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you can't overdo that. It's a good botox. Person will make it so you don't. Nobody knows.

[Brady]

Courtney Kardashian is selling lollipops to promote vaginal health.

[Byron]

She's the best.

[Brady]

Get your mind out of the gutter. You orally take these?

[Byron]

Well, you don't have to. You do not have to.

[Brady]

It's basically these lollipops are they also come in a gummy form. They contain a pro probiotic that helps combat things like bacterial vaginosis, you yeast infections.

[Byron]

They don't taste like that, do they? They're not the flavor of these things. No. Okay, tickets just sold to salt is to off the hook. How much got two grand. So you're down 400 bucks.

[Toledo]

Down six, 20.

[Byron]

Okay, okay. Still not good.

[Toledo]

Not good.

[Byron]

You could have just held off, right?

[Toledo]

I probably could have, but I wanted to see if they were going to sell.

[Byron]

All right, you got, you got. They're off your mind. So Christian the teacher's out. The liar who beats up guys in straight jackets is out. Oh, this is all good. Well, congratulations. Thriller turning him down turned out to be a $600 loss. I guess he continues.

[Brett Vesely]

What if Thriller would have taken him up on it? Would he have sold the tickets anyway and kind of bitched out?

[Brady]

Yeah, he would have bailed out of.

[Byron]

The easy, you think?

[Brady]

Trip's not happening.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a dick move.

[Byron]

That's a dick move. Would you have done that if Thriller said yes and they sold like, or they're out?

[Toledo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd yank right away.

[Byron]

Absolutely.

[Brett Vesely]

What a dick.

[Byron]

Pulling the rug out from under a one legged man. What an asshole.

[Brett Vesely]

Used to be up on the cripples.

[Byron]

He is used to disappointment, but that's rough. And you can go up to him and say, hey, I prematurely really asked you and you're used to premature stuff.

[Brady]

Would you be mad? I mean, the guy's offering you a world series ticket.

[Byron]

Yep.

[Brady]

But I completely understand that.

[Byron]

Okay, Brady, let me ask you this. We're going to this point now. So Toledo's got his tickets online, Thriller's thrilled. Oh my God, yes. Runs down the hall, starts booking stuff, canceling his day, all that stuff, only to have this douchebag come back in and go, never mind, I sold him.

[Brady]

Yeah, if he.

[Byron]

He had booked but all that stuff, why wouldn't he have if. If Toledo had told. He didn't go down and tell them they're still for sale. And then Toledo Would own you said.

[Brady]

Did you book anything? Would you have checked with him at least?

[Byron]

No. Remember how he said I did rip those right away. Toledo doesn't want to go.

[Toledo]

He doesn't book it this quickly.

[Brady]

Yeah, if it would happen, I would check with him.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Byron]

No, you wouldn't. You just. You just gone clear. I got it. Hey, and then you'd had to pay him some of that money to pay back his airline ticket that you made him buy.

[Toledo]

That's why you buy the refundable ticket.

[Brady]

Sorry, brought the refundable ticket.

[Byron]

That is mean. You ask somebody to do that, you're on the hook. Yeah, you. Unless you'd have told them at the end, hey, if they sell, I'm going to sell them. So just if I'm going, you're going with me. If not. Yeah, that way at least. Dude, he didn't say anything like that. Well, that's me. Thriller didn't want to go. But that's. I'm with you, Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

Dick move.

[Byron]

Dick move. Dick move. But he didn't say. But he didn't say it. You guys didn't say poor crippled guy. No, I wouldn't either. I would have went first off.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, you offer it to the man.

[Byron]

Timeout. Let's go back to square one. I wouldn't have bought tickets to the World Series before. My team wasn't.

[Toledo]

Anyway, that's fair too.

[Brady]

What if you did I get it.

[Byron]

Scott Haynes just said, hey, Brittany. Or Brittany, hey, Brady, I got a kidney I want to give you. No, wait, I sold it to someone else. You can sell yourself back.

[Brady]

I understand.

[Byron]

No, you don't. No. If you got to the point where you're on the slab and it's happening today, eh, he changed his mind. The donor changed his mind. No, it's the same, Brady. It's almost exactly the same. World Series ticket pull out and a kidney gets same. It's true. Bastard Thriller. Poor Thriller, man. And I'd have given him the money and you'd have. That's rude. Would have been rude. Sorry to all those listeners. They got their hopes up too. But they. You could pull on.

[Toledo]

We said it from jump this morning. They are still for sale.

[Byron]

Yeah, but still. All right, we got anything else? We're good wrapped up. Well, I hope Haynes gives you a kidney now because that was just rude to joke. Give him one of your tiny baby kidney, Scott. Imagine that little tiny guy wouldn't take up any room. Scott Haynes's five foot body gives you one of his.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll be able to Keep up with Brady, though.

[Byron]

Like an M. My little kidney. Yeah, but it would grow to great sizes.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he hasn't.

[Byron]

Not Scott. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Brady would take it. It would become a big boy.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, I got you. All right.

[Byron]

Kidney would know.

[Brady]

I grew mine like crazy.

[Byron]

Yeah. If this. Yeah. Pretty. Blew his up like a hot air balloon, that kidney would be like. It's like leaving a fair at Food City and going to Disneyland in the same day. I didn't even know this existed. Kidney blows up. What did they used to call those little tiny toys? Micro somethings Shrinking.

[Brett Vesely]

Micro machines.

[Byron]

Micro machines. That's what Scott Haynes is as a human. All those little parts inside are Microman. He's a microman. You've seen him. Yeah. That's it. We're done. Toledo's staying, I hope. Now I hope. This is the most epic perfect game. Ohtani throws the most of his story.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

The announcers are like, I would love to continue broadcasting the game, but I can't stop crying. It's the most beautiful I've ever seen. And like a terrorist attack gets stopped heroically and the game goes on.

[Toledo]

It would have to be pitching because Schneider ain't throwing at him tonight.

[Byron]

Huh?

[Toledo]

He walked him five times.

[Byron]

No, no, it'll be pitching. And it's a no hitter, cuz Sh. It's just the greatest performance in baseball. Like, things have. No one's ever seen the. The natural happens. He hits the lights.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Byron]

And you're gonna sit home going, I have tickets to that.

[Toledo]

And the guy that bought my tickets gets a home run ball.

[Byron]

And it's sh's home run ball. Any. Any, Any auto. Yeah, autographs. And then Sh's like, move to house. I want you to come to house, please. He's back begging you to be friends with him. Rhett's Gamber. And he wants to go to the casino. I pay everything for you forever. This guy's like, I don't know what happened. I bought these on Ticketmasters. The best thing ever in my life. You also heard Tony's a best friend now?

[Toledo]

Damn it.

[Byron]

Cause you sit so far away.

[Toledo]

You challenged me to hit it.

[Byron]

You making me squint to see you. No, I didn't. I not even hate. I'm not Asian. I just a rooker for Bisrit. I hope that happens. And a lucky fan has been resuscitated by Sho. Oh, and Shohei is making them best friends by doing blood packs with their fingertips. I'd watch that all day. I hope that happens. Oh, I hope everything goes down in the right field bleachers tonight. That's it. We're done. Larry's coming up next. You guys have your chance at more money starting at 2 o' clock with our friend. He's going to be starting at 2 and he is going to acquire the word for you and give it to you as well. That's enough of us. We're done. Larry's next. You guys have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow right here in the morning sickness. Until later. Bye. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. Look, it's okay to make some financial mistakes. We've all missed payments, signed up for cards we didn't need, or ignored our credit scores. You're not alone. That's why you need Experian, your big financial friend. The Experian app helps you check your FICO score, find ways to save, and get matched with credit card offers that fit your needs. Some cards are labeled no Ding Decline, which means if you're not approved, they won't hurt your credit score scores. So, yeah, it's okay if you haven't been the best with your finances. That's why you've got Experian on your side. Download the app for free today. Applying for no Ding Decline cards won't hurt your credit scores if you aren't initially approved. Initial approval will result in a hard inquiry which may impact your credit scores. Experian.