10-31-25 - Guad Squares - Halloween Edition - Peter Steele - Bill Cowher/Billy Dee Williams - Trump - Vin Scully - Knock Knock Joke Day Brady - Adam West - Ozzy

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Halloween Edition (Guadalupe Squares) Podcast: 98KUPD | Air Date: October 31, 2025

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Episode Overview

This special Halloween episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness unleashes the annual “Guadalupe Squares – Halloween Edition." The crew (John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, with host Corey Thriller Walsh) delivers rowdy game-show energy with celebrity impressions and guests, all while embracing Halloween absurdity. The episode features squares voiced as icons like Peter Steele, Bill Cowher, Billy Dee Williams, President Trump, Vin Scully, Adam West, and Ozzy Osbourne, mixed with in-jokes, musical parodies, and holiday-themed banter. The panel also honors Knock Knock Joke Day with a string of groan-worthy punchlines, and the knockabout fun culminates with a few rounds of the show’s signature tic-tac-toe quiz gameplay.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

Halloween Antics and Costume Banter ([01:27]–[02:26])

• Office Costume Talk: Brady teases the group for not dressing up, joking about Brett’s “cowboy” fallback costume.
• William Shatner Q&A Event: Brady hypes his role with Frank Caliendo at an upcoming event (“William Shatner does an hour of amazing entertainment... Ninety-four years old and he’s got more energy than I’ve ever met.” – Brady, [02:47]).
• Kicking off the Squares: Introduction to the special Halloween edition and the wacky cast of celebrity squares.

Peter Steele Square: Over-the-Top Gothic Comedy ([03:29]–[05:38])

• Impression: Deep-voiced, vampiric playfulness based on the Type O Negative frontman.
• Halloween Atmosphere: “All Hallows Eve. The moon is full. Trick or treat. Ready?” – Peter Steele, [04:35]
• Inside Joke: “Accent you’re wondering about, Corey, is Pennsylvania Midnight.” – Peter Steele, [04:35]

Middle Row Squares: Movie Melodrama, 70s Icons & Political Satire ([05:40]–[10:49])

• Bill Cowher & Billy Dee Williams: Emotional spoofing of “Brian’s Song.”
  • “If I lay down and act like I’m dying, lean over the top of me and tell him you miss me. Instead of saying Brian Piccolo, say Coach Cowher, mean the world to me.” – Cowher, [07:01]
  • “I’ll do whatever you want...I’m 90 years old.” – Billy Dee, [06:37]
• Trump as Xi Jinping: Satirical riff on political personas and Halloween as an opportunity for impersonation.
  • “I got a costume dressed up as Xi Jinping...knock on doors...making ‘no more accents, no more tales.’” – Trump, [08:06]
  • Lampoons on US–China trade, TikTok, and Teemu, with broad physical humor and parody of business deals.

Vin Scully’s World Series Farewell ([11:12]–[12:33])

• Play-by-play Parody: Predicts a disastrous Dodgers loss. “17–1. The overlords from the north...poutine in the streets of Toronto tonight.” – Vin Scully, [11:22–12:08]
• Lovable Stereotypes: Jokes about Toronto’s Asian population (“Japan, cold Japan, that’s what I call it”—Vin Scully, [12:14]).

Knock Knock Joke Day with Brady ([12:38]–[14:39] and throughout square selections)

• Rapid-Fire, R-rated Knock Knocks: Brady and Kirby volley classic and raunchy knock-knock jokes, e.g.:
  • “Knock knock. Taj. Taj who? Taj Mah Dick. It’s been ages.” – Kirby, [12:51]
  • “Knock knock. Ben. Ben who? Ben down and worship this booty.” – Kirby, [13:21]
  • “Knock knock. 9-11. 9-11 who? Hey, you said you’d never forget. 9-11 jokes—my wheelhouse.” – Kirby, [21:02]
• Meta Humor: “Mine are all real dirty.” – Kirby, [14:02]

Adam West Square: Vintage Batman Commentary ([14:52]–[16:44])

• Deadpan Dedication: Laments his Batman suit legacy.
  • “If you’re going as Halloween Batman today...he wore light blue with panties over the top and a yellow belt. Anything else is a crude copy.” – Adam West, [15:14]
• Instructional Sarcasm: Advises on appropriating the “Batusi” dance at every trick-or-treat door.

Ozzy Osbourne & Night of the Singing Dead ([17:18]–[18:53])

• Surreal Halloween Outing: Claims to perform as a spirit at “Night of the Singing Dead.”
  • “I died earlier this year in July. I’ll be coming back as a headless bat.” – Ozzy, [17:55]
  • “I’m Peter Peeper. Peter. Peter is a pumpkin eater.” – Ozzy, [18:39]
• Running Gag: Sharon jokes (“Sharon is a pumpkin, and I’m Peter Peeper.” – Ozzy, [18:39])

Bottom Right Square: “Trip Reef”—Surreal Digs & Dad Jokes ([18:57]–[20:13])

• Toledo’s Dad Bits: Banter about flatbed pickups and monstrous dates.
  • “Only man comes to another man needing a flatbed truck when he’s got himself a monster on deck.” – Peter Steele, [19:56]

Game Play & Quiz Interludes ([20:33]–[26:47])

• Audience Participation: Listeners Sam and Valerie call in to play for squares, responding to joke-laden trivia and outlandish commentary.
• Trivia & Dirty Jokes Mix: Sample questions—Japanese meaning of hunger (“lonely mouth”), Voyager spacecraft’s travel speed, and a heart health/“morning wood” fact.

Secret Square Reveal: Vanilla Ice ([26:34]–[26:59])

• “Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.” – Brady/Vanilla Ice, [26:42]
• Light-hearted confusion and celebration when the winner guesses correctly.

Halloween Wrap-up & Previews ([27:30]–[30:08])

• Halloween Party Plug: The "Night of the Singing Dead" event at CB Live.
• Outrageous Visuals Promised: “Chris...is going to come up and do a song with us. And he’s dressed as a bear. And just to let you know, I’ll be dressed as Herbert from Family Guy. So those two singing ‘Hunger Strike’ is going to be visually hilarious.” – Brady, [29:33]
• Final Gags & Produce Talk: “Chinaman Black” hair dye anecdote with references to Craig Gass, Australian costumes, and more.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• “All Hallows Eve. The moon is full. Trick or treat. Ready?” – Peter Steele, [04:35]
• “If I lay down and act like I’m dying, lean over the top of me and tell him you miss me. Instead of saying Brian Piccolo, say Coach Cowher, mean the world to me.” – Coach Cowher/Billy Dee, [07:01]
• “I got a costume dressed up as Xi Jinping...knock on doors.” – Trump, [08:06]
• “It’ll be raining poutine in the streets of Toronto tonight.” – Vin Scully, [11:40]
• “Knock knock. Taj. Taj who? Taj Mah Dick. It’s been ages.” – Kirby, [12:51]
• “If you’re going as Halloween Batman today...Anything else is a crude copy.” – Adam West, [15:14]
• “I’ll be coming back as a headless bat.” – Ozzy, [17:55]
• “Only man comes to another man needing a flatbed truck when he’s got himself a monster on deck.” – Peter Steele, [19:56]
• “Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.” – Brady/Vanilla Ice, [26:42]

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Timestamp Highlights

• [02:26] – Launch of the Halloween-themed Guadalupe Squares.
• [03:34] – Peter Steele’s gothic Halloween comedy.
• [05:46] – Bill Cowher/Billy Dee Brian’s Song parody.
• [07:41] – Peak melodrama with fake movie scene.
• [08:06] – Trump’s Xi Jinping gag.
• [12:38] – Kickoff of Knock Knock Joke Day.
• [15:14] – Adam West’s Batman critique.
• [17:18] – Ozzy’s spectral promises.
• [21:02] – Knock knock: “You said you’d never forget.”
• [26:42] – Secret Square reveal: Vanilla Ice.
• [29:33] – Preview of “Night of the Singing Dead.”

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Final Thoughts

In pure HMS style, the episode mashes up irreverent pop culture parodies, Halloween fun, and absurdist humor, all woven into the loose format of a celebrity tic-tac-toe game. Listeners are treated to off-the-cuff banter, affectionate roastings of iconic pop culture figures, relentless knock-knock jokes, and interactive trivia—all capped off by teases for the crew’s live Halloween performance events. Irreverent, rapid-fire, and never on cruise control, this episode delivers a generous dose of Arizona’s healthiest “Morning Sickness.”

Transcript

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[Corey Thriller Walsh]

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[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

[Brady]

All right, it's. Look at this. Friday is already almost out of here. We got our Halloween everything. People dressed up at work, doing their thing, running around up and down this. You didn't dress up today, Cory.

[Brett]

I did not know.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Why?

[Brett]

Because I'm not really gonna be able to celebrate. I don't really have a costume anyway.

[Brady]

What would you have gone as?

[Brett]

My default usually is? Cowboy.

[Brady]

All right, isolate that. We're gonna play that in May, and it won't make any sense, but it'll be awesome.

[Brett]

I'll save it for June.

[Brady]

Yeah, why not? Oh, that's a good idea. Save it for the month after. I see what you did there. The ride thingy. Why cowboy? You just, like.

[Brett]

I think it's just funny because, like, cowboys usually have an exaggerated swagger when they walk into the tavern.

[Brady]

You know, yours is over the top. You'd be like. Like, you could do a good. Like.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Woody.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

From Toy Story. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brett]

That wouldn't be too bad.

[Brady]

Isolate that, too. You could do a good Woody. I default to cowboy. These are all good isolation quotes. What are we giving away today? What do you got on that thing over there? You're still trying to get a flatbed for our boss? I got it.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Got it. Yeah, I got it.

[Brady]

Well, I just got to talk to him about it.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Where do you want it?

[Brady]

Shorter Q and A. Oh, we're going to the Shatner thing. Okay, cool. You get to come to the William Shatner Wrath of Khan Q and A that I get to host on the 12th of November. I'm excited about that. Caliendo's joining me out there. It's going to be me, my pal Bill. Bill Shatner, that is, and of course, Frank Caliendo. And we're going to. Everybody gets to watch Wrath of Khan, the second Star Trek. Have you seen it?

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

Oh, Corey, you got to go to this. And then William Shatner does an hour of amazing entertainment I kind of moderate, and Frank and I are going to goof around up there with him. It's going to be awesome. Tickets to this are great, and it's at the Orpheum theater on the 12th. Oh, cool. We're getting those. You can grab tickets still, too. I think they're still available. It is worth it. I went to the one I hosted, the one in 20. Got to be 2017 now, something like that. Seven or eight years ago. And it was. I had high expectations and he exceeded them greatly. He's 94 years old and he's got more energy than I've ever met. And that was when he was so. He was 88 when I saw him last. It was six years ago. The dude's ridiculous. So that'll be cool. All right. Tickets for that, I do believe. That's it. Here's your host of The Guadalupe squares, Mr. Corey Thriller walls.

[Coach Gower]

Corey.

[Brett]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. The top left square here, Peter Steele. Starting off.

[Coach Gower]

She's in love with herself.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

She likes the dark. Are you familiar with Peter Steele, Corey Thriller Waltz? I've heard the name, yes, because I used to be singer of a band called Typo Negative, known for great hits, chicks and beating up deaf tones. I hate Deftones. Bring me Deftones.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Vaporize Corey.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I will turn into vapor and fly around the room to make Thriller nervous. Here we go. I am back now and I am thirsty. Corey Thriller Walsh, will you go get me a Diet Pepsi?

[Brett]

You trust me to deliver drinks? I'm bad at that.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I don't want it opened just the can. It will be shaken up and exciting when I finally pull the trigger.

[Coach Gower]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Brady]

I hear the siren song for it.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Is my music on Milk White Neck, the devil's mark. What happens to my throat when I sing? It's All Hallows Eve. The moon is full. Oh, oh, we'll see. Trick or treat. Ready? I bet she will. The accent you are wondering about Corey is Pennsylvania Midnight. Oh, it's my favorite person with Nosferatu. Brady, you should go as Nosferat. Too big. Oh, baby Lily Monster ain't got nothing on you.

[Brady]

I don't know where we were.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Now it gets really difficult. It's too early in the morning. Happy Halloween, everybody.

[Brady]

Now take me to deftone.

[Brett]

All right, all right. Now over to the top, middle square. Bill Cower and Billy Dee Williams together.

[Coach Gower]

There's a reason we're here today. Bill cower. Hi, guys. 55 years ago, 55 years ago, a movie, a movie came out, a football movie. But it wasn't about football. It's about friendship. Brady was about camaraderie. So we're being best friends with a guy, and that guy, you know, has something terrible.

[Brett]

What was that?

[Coach Gower]

It was called Brian's Song. And it makes. It makes a football man like me, my wife V. My daughter Megan, a little emotional. And I'd like to introduce the star of the movie, unless you don't count James Caan. Billy Dee Williams is here. Billy D. Come on in.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

How you doing, Coach? Here's a COPE 45 for you. I love you, Brian Piccolo.

[Coach Gower]

See, that's the line in the movie that gets me every time.

[Brett]

What's up, Lando?

[Coach Gower]

It just gets really tough. It's not Lando today, Brady.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I'll be Lando if you want me to be, man. I'll do whatever you want for a buck. I'm 90 years old, Coach Gower. I don't know what I did yesterday. You asked me to. Remember 50 years, 55 years ago. You were out of your mind, man.

[Coach Gower]

Could you just for a second there, if I lay down and act like I'm dying, lean over the top of me and tell him you miss me. Instead of saying Brian Piccolo, say, Coach Cower. Mean the world to me.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I'll do whatever you want there. Lay down, buddy.

[Coach Gower]

Look at me. I'm dying. I'm dying. I don't know what to do, and I feel terrible about it.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I'm gonna miss you, Coach Cower.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, that got me. That got me right here.

[Coach Gower]

Right in the old ticket.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

As a.

[Coach Gower]

Pittsburgh story that meant a lot to. The only thing I wish is that Bronticco was a Stiller, not a bear. Because I really don't care when bears die. But that got me.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

This guy's an emotional train wreck.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

He tries at everything.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

He's a cope 45 thrill. I want to see if I could straighten out. Dad, walk.

[Brett]

I never know till we try.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Where are you from? Here, let's get you there.

[Brett]

Over now to the top right square. President Trump, how are you, sir?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I didn't like Brian Piccolo. I didn't care for him. I didn't like him.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I was actually.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I thought the end of the movie was perfect.

[Brady]

Like, good.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That guy's not around anymore.

[Brady]

I didn't like him.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I didn't care for him.

[Brady]

He was.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

He seemed kind of cocky. You know, he had a black roommate. I don't know what he was trying to prove back then. That. That was not kosher back in the day.

[Brady]

So, you know, like fullbacks didn't.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You're not even going to ask me about my costume? I got a customer dressed up as Xi Jinping. Oh, here I am. I'm knock on doors. Ping pong. Ching Chong Charlie, how are you? I'm G jinping making. No more tales. No more accent breeze. No tales.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Gigi.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's. I just spent time with him.

[Mike King]

Really.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I've got the impression down pat approval that. Yeah, he said great. He's actually said great work. And I said ping pong. And he laughed for we laughed. He's a great guy, Good leader, great country. Good leader, great guy. Xi Jing. That's why I dressed up like when you look a little scotch tape and a pot belly, which I already had. I didn't. I just went right after it. A giging thing. What are you handing out for? Well, I'm just gonna play tune right now. I'm handing out tali. Oh, give Tali. Me give you tali for hareem. Oh, I'm gonna play this outside when all the kids march up to the White House lawn for happy haroween and be surprised when I answer the door as Xi Jingping.

[Brett]

What do they think you're Miyagi?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Well, that would be wrong. But you know what? Who cares? Close enough. I say Miyagi. Listen to that. That's their national anthem. It is? Yeah. We changed it. I told him I would tear up them 150 if they didn't change immediately to Carl Douglas's Kung Fu Fighting. I want him to win every gold medal from here on out. And now, representing this country of China, the diving team that wins every time would just be Kung Fu Fighting. And I'd make them play the whole. The whole damn thing. And I would do my dance. You like the ping?

[Brett]

He seems very confident.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

He's a confident man. He's a good leader. He's a good leader. How's his golf game? Surprisingly pretty good. He's a good putter. He's got a Handshake's a little weak.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

It's a little.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It's a little weak.

[Mike King]

That's unfortunate.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Small hands, very small. Little Asian. Not like my big American meat hooks. Oh, I shook his head. He's like, oh, so strong. I said, sorry about that, G. It's an American handshake, and it's just 150 heavier than it needs to be. You can take it off. And I just shouted at me, no tales. And I said, okay. And we made a deal. All right? I bought Teemu. It's ours.

[Brett]

Straight up. The whole thing.

[Brady]

They can have.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Tick tock. I got Teemu. So you get really tiny furniture now for a very, very low price. Trump move.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Trump move.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I like that, Brady. We're going to sell steaks from China.

[Brady]

What can go wrong?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I think mail order steaks from Xi Jing's house. I think that's loaded with lead. Whatever they're loaded with, the discount is worth it. And that's the flavors in the lead. Toledo.

[Brady]

We all know that.

[Brett]

Art of the deal. Come on.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It's the art of the deal. No tallies. Okay, now over to Please, please, please, he said. I said, I don't understand. I need a translator. Oh, no, no translator. Please, please, no tellifs. And I said, okay, we're good leaders. Sorry, I'm off on a table.

[Brett]

I understand. Very important business. Over now into the middle left square, Vin Scully getting ready for more of the World Series.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It's time for the last Dodger baseball game of the year. I'm going to go ahead and say not look good.

[Brady]

All right, what's Your score?

[Mike King]

Prediction?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

17 1. The overlords from the north with that wacky Vladimir Guerrero are gonna whack home.

[Brady]

Runs all over the Dodgers pitching.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

They're cooked.

[Brady]

Goose is done.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

The Dodger dogs are finished.

[Brady]

And I suppose we'll just have to wait till next year to go back.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

To the World Series, which we seem like we're in every year. It'll be raining poutine in the streets of Toronto tonight.

[Brady]

O yeah, I just pictured it. Little known fact, poutine is actually vomiting rice.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Canadians stock it up like nobody's business. A lot of Asians, Asians in Toronto.

[Brett]

Just you wait.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, I like the Asians of Toronto. I like the Asians.

[Brady]

I'm just like the National Guard into Toronto.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah, I like that. I'll play their national Japan, I like to call it. No, no, look up there. You're not sure. Did I. Did I fall asleep on the plane? And did we go further than I thought? Cause I think I'm in Japan and I. It's cold. Japan. That's what I call it. It's just cold sake.

[Brett]

Okay, over now to the middle square. Knock Knock Joke day. Brady.

[Coach Gower]

That's right.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

That's right.

[Kirby]

Thriller. It's Knock Knock Joke. International Knock Knock Joke day. Okay, so knock knock. See what I'm doing there?

[Brett]

Yes. Taj. Taj who?

[Kirby]

Taj Mah Dick. It's been ages.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Good one.

[Kirby]

Thanks. Other, give me Knock knock.

[Brett]

Who's there?

[Kirby]

Ice cream.

[Brett]

Ice cream who?

[Kirby]

I scream for you all night long if you'd open the door. Knock knock jokes are Kirby and mine's favorite way to pass the time.

[Brett]

You say that in front of your daughter.

[Kirby]

Yeah, yeah. I don't get most of them. She has to explain them. Knock knock.

[Brett]

Who's there?

[Kirby]

Ben.

[Brady]

Ben who?

[Kirby]

Ben down and worship this booty. So a Knock Knock joke day only gets one day.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Kirby]

Pretty strong stuff, though. Cory, I know you're gonna be using these all weekend.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Kirby give you the D's at the NAU game?

[Brett]

Yes.

[Kirby]

Hey. Knock knock.

[Mike King]

Cory.

[Brett]

Who's there?

[Mike King]

Hal.

[Brett]

Hal who?

[Kirby]

I'll let you touch my. You open the door. Let's see my other side of a door. The whole thing is the greeting.

[Brett]

That's where you get the doorknob and use it as a hole.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

What?

[Kirby]

Good Christ, man. Oh, my God. Knock knock.

[Brett]

Who's there?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

B.

[Brett]

B who?

[Kirby]

Behind you. Bend over.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

All right.

[Kirby]

Mine are all real dirty.

[Brett]

There's a pattern there.

[Kirby]

Knock knock jokes. That's what I do.

[Brady]

Four day work week sounds.

[Kirby]

No, no, Brett. That's what we do. A Knock knock joke day. Do you want a good one, Brad?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Kirby]

How about this one for you?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

All right.

[Kirby]

It says that Knock knock.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Who's there?

[Kirby]

Well, I got a good one. I got a funny way to start. Are you ready?

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Okay.

[Kirby]

Knock knock.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Who's there?

[Kirby]

That's not how it goes. It's designed to confuse. You got doorbell ditched.

[Brett]

Wow.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Later.

[Brady]

That's it.

[Mike King]

Lee.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

What's Izzy doing?

[Brady]

Let me switch over.

[Kirby]

She's talking about poop with Brad Pierre.

[Brett]

That's possible.

[Kirby]

Knock knock joke.

[Mike King]

That.

[Kirby]

You'll use them all, I promise you. They're great jokes.

[Brett]

All right, over now to the middle of right square. Adam west here.

[Brady]

That's right, old chum. I'm a little concerned about. Hello, Brady. I'm a little concerned about Halloween. I'm seeing an awful lot of people dressed as Batman. But I don't think it's the costume that I used to wear. It's some Sort of hybrid of the Batman I made famous. And I particularly like the one I made good. So I believe it's time for us to bring back the Batusi. If in fact you're going out as Halloween Batman today. Remember, he wore light blue with panties over the top and a yellow belt. Anything else is a crude copy. Some sort of plagiarized Chinese madman's dream come true to steal money from you at the Spirit Halloween store.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Did you say a crazy Chinese man? Harrow. I'm Ji Jinping for Halloween. Harroween. I can't say it very well. I'm not very good at it.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Holberg's morning sickness. 28. Homburg's morning sickness.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

There it is. The Batusi. Oh yeah.

[Brett]

I love that you always had a dad bod.

[Brady]

What are you talking about? That is an amazing physique, Cory. Look at the chiseled jawline on that superhero.

[Kirby]

Why is a quarrel like a bargain?

[Mike King]

Oh, well.

[Brady]

What master taught you to read?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yes, the answer is it takes two to make it. It's time to take her to the.

[Brady]

Dance floor, poison her drink and do some sort of spastic dance with my eyeballs. The Batuses.

[Mike King]

Batusi.

[Brett]

Cory, no. I've seen it.

[Brady]

Cory, when you trick or treat tonight, go to each and every do.

[Brett]

Uh huh.

[Brady]

Knock on it, tell one of Brady's jokes and then break into the Batu scene.

[Brett]

No, no, no.

[Brady]

People will love every second of it.

[Brett]

The cops will see me shortly if that happens.

[Brady]

That's exactly right and my plan will be complete. Corey will end up behind bars where he belongs.

[Brett]

What have I done?

[Brady]

That's fine by me. Okay, Happy Halloween everyone.

[Brett]

Oh, your body's going limp, but okay. Now over to the bottom left square.

[Mike King]

Brady.

[Brett]

Secret square, give us a head sense. All right, stop collaborating. It's my birthday.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

You're not gonna miss it.

[Brett]

You're allowed to stop. Yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

I'm 58. We got it over now.

[Brett]

Bottom, middle square, Ozzy Osbourne.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

What was gonna end that mess over there tonight? Everyone's gonna.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Night of the singing. That is happening tonight. I make an appearance at that.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

You see.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Hey Corey.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Yes, I'll be out tonight. I'm gonna be out at the concert tonight singing out there in the copper Blues.

[Brady]

We ever do the Secret Square song tonight?

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

No, he's still alive. Unfortunately, we'll be doing vanilla. We've been doing Vanilla Ice all night long. I'm going to. I'm going to jump through a spirit box, Brett, and get inside of John's body. And we're gonna do.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

We're gonna do Aussie songs all night long, Brady.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

We're gonna make it a great night of Night of the things dead. Because, of course, I died earlier this year in July. And I'll be coming back as a headless bat.

[Brett]

Oh, awesome.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

If you need help with that, I know a guy. Oh, yeah, Peter Steele's here. He's a very, very Halloween script.

[Coach Gower]

I'm dead.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Now the Prince of Darkness comes back for Halloween for he's dead.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I'll see you tonight at Night of the Sleeping Dead, which stars me, Ozzy Osbourne. Right?

[Brett]

Yes.

[Brady]

Yes.

[Kirby]

Dad.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Sharon going to be there?

[Sleep Number Announcer]

She's live.

[Kirby]

She could be.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

She might show up soon. She bought a ticket to the guy doing a show about me.

[Brady]

She's big with pets.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Or the khabisa could be very, very much. The pet charities would be a wonderful thing for us to be.

[Brady]

Sarah.

[Mike King]

Sharon.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Sharon. Sharon is a pumpkin. And I'm Peter Peeper. Peter. Peter is a pumpkin eater.

[Brett]

Oh, Peter Peeper.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I like Peter Peeper. The pumpkin peeper. I just look at it.

[Brett]

Over now to the bottom right square. Our Lord and savior. Trip reef. How you doing, sir?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah.

[Mike King]

Hi. Hi.

[Brady]

You see my pickaxe?

[Brett]

That's cool.

[Brady]

And my helmet?

[Brett]

Uh.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike King]

What are you?

[Brady]

I'm Toledo's dad. I thought you were and now know I'm Toledo's dad. For real.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Hey, gotta get milk.

[Brett]

You find that truck smokes?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

No.

[Brady]

Whatever it was, you didn't hear it and you still haven't. Yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Hi, I'm Toledo's dad.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Oh, yuck. There's Toledo.

[Brady]

Let me hide.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Hey, Brett.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Yeah, I needed a flatbed pickup truck. I got a date tonight.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

What?

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I found a big one.

[Brett]

All right.

[Kirby]

I know a guy.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

You got a guy?

[Brady]

I got a guy. Winch or no winch.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Oh, man, we're gonna need a winch.

[Brady]

And I'm gonna need like seven trained Sea World employees to come pour water on her on the drive over to the house.

[Sleep Number Announcer]

What?

[Brett]

500? 600? What are you doing?

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Amateur hour.

[Brett]

All right, all right.

[Brady]

£600.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

That's baby compared to what this dude's doing. Yeah, only man comes to another man needing a flatbed truck when he's got himself a monster on deck. Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

She broke down in a Starbucks parking lot, rolled her ankle and they can't get her up.

[Brett]

Oh.

[Brady]

That'S the only reason you need.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

A truck like that at 9 in the morning. So I'm running with it.

[Brady]

All right, who's on the Line. Sam and Valerie.

[Mike King]

Oh.

[Brady]

Oh. Sam, are you there?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yes, sir.

[Brady]

Valerie, are you there?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yes, I am.

[Brady]

All right, Valerie, you're a girl. Go ahead, pick a square.

[Coach Gower]

Let's go.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Knock, knock joke.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Brady.

[Coach Gower]

All right.

[Kirby]

Everybody loves knock knock jokes. Hey, Valerie, I got a good one. Ready?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Ready?

[Mike King]

Okay.

[Kirby]

All right, here we go. Knock, knock.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Who's there?

[Kirby]

9 11.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

911 who?

[Kirby]

Hey, you said you'd never forget 911 jokes. My wheelhouse on a T. That's a good one. I like that one. Hey, all right, how about this one? Knock knock.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Who's there?

[Kirby]

I eat mop.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

What?

[Kirby]

I said I eat mop.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I eat mop. Who? Disgusting.

[Kirby]

I've seen her on Brett's videos. Anyway, thanks for calling in, Valerie. A knock knock joke day.

[Brett]

All right, question here for you.

[Kirby]

Happiest day a man can be alive.

[Brett]

All right, here, Brady. In Japanese.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Japanese, Dirty knees. Look at these. No talents.

[Brett]

In Japanese, the word for hunger translates to lonely mouth. True or false?

[Kirby]

Oh, man, I got one of those. Hey there, lonely mouth.

[Coach Gower]

Hunger.

[Kirby]

The word for hunger means lonesome mouth.

[Brady]

Huh? True or false in Japan?

[Kirby]

I don't think that's true.

[Coach Gower]

That's weird.

[Kirby]

I know they're weird and stuff, but that's really. That's really weird.

[Brett]

Alrighty then. Brady's saying false. Now, Valerie, do you agree or disagree with False?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I disagree.

[Brett]

Incorrect. Then sorrel gets the center.

[Kirby]

Actually, the word is no choo choo. No, that's when they're hungry.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Brady's right. I just looked it up. I looked on Truth Social, Truth Social, the Google truth Social, and it said. How do you say hungry in Japan? And it said no choo choo. And I said, okay, Brady's right, but he's good.

[Brett]

All right, now over to Sam here. Make a choice. Ma'.

[Mike King]

Am.

[Brady]

Mr. President.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, we're back at it. All right, no tallies. Mr. President. President Xi Jinping. That's what I am today. President Xi Jinping. Do you have any questions for me, Sam, about the deal I just made with China? That's going to be. It's going to a lot of people saying maybe the best deal ever made.

[Brett]

I would agree.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I think Xi Jin agrees.

[Brett]

I support you all week.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Thank you very much. I support your support and also Xi Jinping. So don't drink the coke. That's all. I'll tell you. I played a little joke on Xi Jinping. Me Chinese little jokes, man.

[Brett]

All right, question here for you.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I pissed in his coke. I don't remember the rhyme, but I pissed in a man's Glass.

[Brady]

I had a Brady. Knock, knock, if he wants that one.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Oh, yeah, go ahead. Knock, knock.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Go ahead.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Knock, knock. Who's there?

[Brett]

Emerson.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Okay. Emerson who?

[Brett]

Emerson. Not boobies you got there.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I like it. I like it a lot. Very good. Very good. Approved. Giging joke.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Approved.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

No killy killy. You get to live. That's right. Government control. All right, let's go ask my question.

[Brett]

No worries. Men who experience morning wood are less likely to die from heart disease. True or false.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I know if I didn't get wood right off the bat to start the day, I'd want to be dead. So, heart disease or otherwise, it's a great cause of depression to look down and see your flaccid mem.

[Brady]

Just.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Am I right, Brady? You know.

[Mike King]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

So I'll say Brady's dick doesn't get hard in the morning at all.

[Brett]

You're saying he's more likely to.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It's a Ryker. Neuter Giging said that.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Not me.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

My character.

[Brett]

I see.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I'm in Halloween. Character, Brother Gigi. Yeah, Gigi looking. I do. I look great. It's the right shade of orange. I look sort of like a la Mangelo tangerine. And it's good. I'll say that's probably true.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Your heart's not gonna work much longer if your dick's not hard when you wake up.

[Brett]

All right, then you're saying true. Now, Sam, do you agree or disagree with true? I'm gonna agree.

[Brady]

Correct.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Sam knows a good hard one. He's familiar.

[Brett]

All right, now, Valerie, you could do the secret square for the block.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Ooh.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Let's go with Trip instead. Oh, okay.

[Brett]

All right.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Word to your mother.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I gotta tell you, Valerie, if you.

[Brady]

Don'T know the secret square today, you might need institutionalization.

[Brett]

Well, sir, I might. Women love you, sir.

[Brady]

You know it's true. She.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

She didn't want to go over there.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah, that's true.

[Mike King]

Cool.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Trip.

[Brady]

Yeah?

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

How many men would it take you to get in the back of my flatbed?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Geez, I don't know what to say to that.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Yeah, well, you got a lonely mouth.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Because I got a flatbed.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Nothing but time to come.

[Brett]

All right, I got a question here for you, sir.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yeah.

[Brett]

The Voyager spacecrafts travel more than 22 million miles away from the Earth each day.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And you know who the pilot is?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Toledo's dad. Yeah. Yeah. I'll say that's probably.

[Brady]

That seems a little quick.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Peter Steele / Halloween Character]

I'll say that's false.

[Brett]

All right, so you're saying false now. Valerie, do you agree or disagree with false?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I agree.

[Brady]

Correct.

[Brett]

X gets the square on that one.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Go, Doyers.

[Brett]

All right, so, Sam, the secret square is available. Do you want it? Yes, sir.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

For the win.

[Brett]

Who could it be for the win?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Brady. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

[Coach Gower]

Thank you.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Very well done.

[Brady]

Sam.

[Brett]

Brady. That was Brady who was talking. But who's the.

[Brady]

Who's the character he is playing? Give him another clue.

[Mike King]

Yo.

[Brett]

Kidding.

[Brady]

I can't hear him. You can't hear him? Oh, Vanilla Ice.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Yes. Yes, you can. Well done.

[Brady]

Get out of here. The Halloween squares are over before President Trump gets canceled. For God's sakes, what's going on there?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Why would I get canceled? I'm best friends with him. Brett likes Xi Jinping, the character a lot. Brett, for some reason, started to play Coldplays yellow and I didn't know why. Look at the stars. He wants me to sing it. I'm not gonna do it. How they shine for you. I'm a very good singer. People don't.

[Brady]

Why?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Because they were all yellow. We all live in.

[Brady]

Never mind.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

My name is Xi Jinping. You could do that song. At the night of the singing Dead, half of them are gone. That's true.

[Brett]

What's your bet? Who's the last one standing?

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

The Beatles? I don't know. Probably. I'll say Ringo.

[Brady]

Of course.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Ringo seems to be.

[Brett]

Cockroach.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

The cockroach. Paul's a liberal cuck. Tired of his nonsense. So. Yeah, I'll get out of here. All right, we're going. I gotta go there.

[Brett]

Nice to have you, sir.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Get out.

[Brady]

Costume was convincing, though.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It looked.

[Brady]

It looked exactly like him. Couldn't tell anything. Yeah, yeah. That hair dye, it looks really good. Let's get out of here, shall we? Halloween. Chinaman Black. Yeah, Chinaman Black hair color. That was the last thing Craig Gas did to his hair before he shaved it.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I.

[Brady]

We saw him at a baseball. I was at a baseball game with him and I noticed under his hat that his hair was opaque. And I said, what. What color is that on your head under the bed? And he started laughing and he goes, it's Chinaman black. And for a second I'm like, is that real? Clairol's Chinaman Black. But then he's like, it looks horrible. I'm like, yeah, you need to. It's time to go. We're done. Larry's coming up next. You've got a nothing this week.

[Brett]

And I use a knife.

[Brady]

That's not like I said. And then everybody else, we're going to be at Night of the Singing Dead tonight. Copper Blues, CB Live at Desert Ridge. Straggler. Tickets available at the door, but not many. It is pretty much sold out. So everybody who bought them, thank you. We'll make it worth it. We're going to have a great Halloween party party tonight. If you want to try to drag us up there, we'd love to see you and screw around up there together. That's it. Brett will be up there. Brady will be up there dancing and singing Toledo. You can do it too, if you feel like it.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It's up to you.

[Brady]

I'll have Toledo dressed as a hobo during down under or something. I don't know. You just come as an Australian, like a koala outfit.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

Just like a bogan dressed up.

[Brady]

The funniest thing in the night. I'm going to tell you this. Chris, Chris, Chris from Christopher. Shane Chris Key six is going to come up and do a song with us. And he's dressed as a bear. And just to let you know, I'll be dressed as Herbert from Family Guy. So those two singing Hunger Strike is going to be visually hilarious. There's going to be a lot of moments where you're like, this is. This just looks like I'm having a horrible dream. The song, like, you know, Herbert singing Bone Crusher. It's gonna be interesting.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

I want.

[Brady]

I actually want to watch the video. We'll see, though.

[Brett]

That's it.

[Brady]

All right, we're done. Have a great one. We will see you on Monday right here in the morning sickness.

[Corey Thriller Walsh]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I've heard enough of this.