11-05-25 - BR - WED - 30 Percent Live In An HOA Community - 46 States Have A City Called Riverside Including AZ - New Trend Of Full Moon Water - Butterball's Annual Thanksgiving Report Leads To Toledo's Reveal He Might Be Living w/A Commie

Summary

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Episode Overview

Podcast: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD, Arizona)
Date: November 5, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo

Main Theme:
The episode is a lively and irreverent morning show romp through current oddities, American suburban life trivia, holiday trends, internet memes, personal anecdotes, and the harsh realities of living with someone with opposing political beliefs. The crew covers everything from weird full moon water rituals and how prevalent HOAs are in America, to Thanksgiving seating drama, the “Red Scare” at home, city name trivia, and the never-ending cycle of ridiculous viral news.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

HOA Communities in America (04:00)

• John shares a fun fact: 30% of Americans (over 75 million people) live in some 369,000 Homeowner’s Association (HOA) communities, with Vermont and Florida having the highest rates and Mississippi and West Virginia the lowest.
  • "They handle it themselves by going over your house going, 'How come you keep mowing this grass? You make me look bad.'" – Brady (04:29)
• The crew satirizes regional stereotypes about non-HOA areas, joking about lawns full of cars and weeds and the concept of 'one bird bath.'

Ubiquity of City Names (08:01)

• John notes that "Riverside" is a city name in 46 out of 50 states; Springfield is next most common.
• The team tries to pin down the obscure location of Riverside, Arizona, with the help of on-air Zillow browsing and map searches.
  • "Riverside, Arizona... How about that?" – Brady (10:20)
  • "Population 88." – John (10:14)

Absurd Real Estate Gameshow (10:58)

• Brett finds Riverside properties on Zillow; the crew riffs on the shoddy conditions and bleak prospects ("Needs an upgrade... there's the punishment dungeon.")—anchored in their signature mockery.

The 'Moon Water' Trend (14:26)

• The hosts introduce the viral wellness fad: setting water outside under a full moon to "charge" it with lunar energy.
  • "Oh my God." – Brady (15:02)
  • "Dumb broads." – Brett Vesely (15:08)
• John and Brady mock the pseudoscience, linking it to emotional breakup recovery and new-age nonsense, and riffing about moon soda and 'moon pools.'
  • "Some of these chicks can't take a breakup, man. They go nuts. They start doing yoga out of the blue. They start putting their water outside so the moon can charge it. They're bananas, bro." – Brady (16:41)

Psychic Wedding Advice (17:51)

• The gang reacts to a story about a bride who, two weeks before her wedding, cut the guest list in half based on a psychic’s warning not to have over 80 guests to ensure marital success.
  • "You're insane. Eventually, he's going to see it." – Brady (18:31)
  • "The fact that she's seeing a psychic before her wedding means that this won't last. You can't run." – Brady (20:38)
• John: "You wouldn't come up with an energy compatibility chart that this psychic did." (20:17)

Thanksgiving Drama & "Red Scare" at Home (22:21, 23:16)

• Toledo shares that his wife is suddenly obsessed with left-leaning politics, particularly a "Mom Donnie" (presumed a reference to a progressive or socialist candidate), causing household and holiday tension:
  • "You've got a communist in your house. You've got the red scare living right next to me." – Brady (23:48)
  • "I never thought I'd know anybody who did it, but he married a communist." – Brady (29:35)
• Hilarious banter ensues about dealing with a politically divergent partner, 'Red Scare' jokes, and the hypothetical social perils of becoming "the husband of the Red Scare."
  • "You're married to the Red Scare, for Christ's sake. She's a Mom Donnie [supporter]. She's going to wreck every Thanksgiving from here on out." – John (24:17)
• Brady's advice: "Would you rather be poor or live with the Red Scare? I think poor is the answer. I'm scared of the Red Scare." (29:14)

Food Trends & Odd Pairings (26:03)

• Kraft releases an apple pie–flavored mac and cheese; the hosts discuss the odd American tradition of putting cheese on apple pie.
  • "Some people put a slice of cheese on apple pie… I've never done it, but just putting it in my brain." – Brady (26:20)
• Taco Bell's glowing blue Baja Blast key lime pie for Thanksgiving—a discussion of “poor people food,” processed cheese, and curiosity about government cheese.
  • "If government cheese was Velveeta slices, I would apply." – John (30:32)

Viral Videos Segment (31:35, 43:01)

• Traditional “radio videos” segment covers wild bullfighting mishaps, grotesque dental removals, mishaps involving mopeds, street fights (often with a twist, e.g., fighting with pants down), and bizarre public sexual antics (gear-shift escapades, lint roller misuse).
• Most of this segment is crude, gross, but delivered with trademark HMS schadenfreude and irony.

Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

1. On HOAs & Regional Stereotypes:

• "What do you think you are, Mr. Masters, you building a golf course in your front yard? …Knock it off with the mowing. It's keeping me up in the daytime." – John (04:37)

2. On the “Moon Water” Fad:

• "Dumb broads." – Brett Vesely (15:08)
• "It's not sun tea. Moon water day. Knock it off." – Brady (15:52)
• "No man has ever told another man… take a bottle of water and let the next full moon… charge it up… and then you start drinking it, the magic wizard dust will get inside." – Brady (19:55)

3. On Psychic Wedding Guest-lists:

• "You're insane. Eventually, he's going to see it." – Brady (18:31)
• "Your marriage is going to fail. You're insane. Eventually, he's going to see it." – Brady (18:31)
• "You can't have over 75 people because the alignment with the vibrational frequency would get cut." – John (20:23)

4. On Household Political Schisms:

• "You've got a communist in your house. You've got the red scare living right next to me." – Brady (23:48)
• "I don't know if she still has periods, but she's got the red scare, my friend." – Brady (23:56)
• "Well, a real man wouldn't allow his wife to become a communist. That is a great phrase, by the way… 25 years it took me to come up with the greatest phrase." – Brady (34:50)

5. Thanksgiving, Red Scare, and Cheese:

• "Would you rather be poor or live with the Red Scare? I think poor is the answer." – Brady (29:14)
• "If government cheese was Velveeta slices, I would apply." – John (30:32)

6. On Ridiculous Food Product Innovation:

• "Kraft... that might be okay. Some people put a slice of cheese on apple pie…" – Brady (26:19)

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Notable Segment Timestamps

• HOA & Regional Stereotypes – 04:00 to 07:30
• City Names & Riverside, AZ – 08:01 to 11:38
• Full Moon Water Trend – 14:26 to 16:59
• Psychic and Wedding Guest List Story – 17:51 to 20:46
• Thanksgiving, Political Schism (Red Scare) – 22:21 to 24:24, 29:10 for the “Would you rather?”
• Mac and Cheese on Apple Pie, Food Trends – 26:03 to 27:41
• Viral Videos/”Radio Videos” – 31:35 onwards
• Peak “Red Scare” Riffing – 23:48 and 34:50
• Classic Gross-Outs, Viral Clips – 37:27 (“snot” video), 43:01+ (gear shift/condoms/lint roller)

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, Sarcastic, and Raw: The hosts thrive on teasing, crude jokes, and quick wit, often self-aware about their own tastelessness.
• Self-Deprecating & Satirical: They poke fun at themselves, their lifestyles, Arizona quirks, and American culture at large.
• Unfiltered Banter: They deliver relatable stories, improvised comedy, and have a talent for spinning caller emails or odd news into long-running show jokes (e.g., “Red Scare”).

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For First-time Listeners

This episode is a snapshot of the show’s formula: snarky, topical humor based on local news, viral trends, weird American traditions, and their own dysfunctional lives. The highlights? Outlandish moon water mockery, musings on living with a “communist,” American food oddities, and the collective confusion over the state of Riverside, AZ. If you like spirited banter, local flavor, and unfiltered morning radio, Holmberg’s crew delivers.

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Note for Sensitive Listeners:
The podcast includes adult language, politically incorrect humor, and at times gross-out descriptions, so it’s best suited for those with an appetite for edgy morning banter.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[John]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

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[John]

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[Brady]

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[John]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[John]

Happy National Redhead Day and National Chinese Takeout Day.

[Brady]

Combo could be a little scary with.

[John]

National Redhead Day and it being a full moon.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, you combo that up. Red Chinese food that you're getting into. I see what's going on around here. Mom, Donnie, he's already bleeding his common ways into Chinese food and redheads. Are you kidding me? That's the most commie thing we could come up with.

[John]

Couple of basis fun facts. 30% of Americans, it's over 75 million people. Live in over 369,000 HOA communities across the country. Their percentage is Highest in Vermont, 46%. Florida, 45%. The lowest, Mississippi and West Virginia.

[Brady]

Yeah, not a lot of HOA.

[John]

3% and 5%.

[Brady]

You know why? They handle it themselves by going over your house going, how come you keep mowing this grass? You make me look bad.

[John]

You need to have more cars in your yard.

[Brady]

Why don't you have any cars parked in your front yard? What are you, a Rockefeller? Get out our neighborhood. We like weeds and car parts. What is this manicured nonsense you're doing? What do you think you are, Mr. Masters, you building a golf course in your front yard? Well, then knock it off with the mowing. It's keeping me up in the daytime.

[John]

What's with just one bird bath?

[Brady]

Yeah, why don't you have multiple bird baths that are both empty? And mosquito machines? Ain't never had a bird in a bird bath. But I got that weird brown water that collects Mississippi. Can we give it back? Who had it before France? Give it to them again. Boy, would that be the shock of a century. You just run over there real quick. Bonjour. Hey, France, It's America. Ah, bonjour.

[John]

Please.

[Brady]

Sacre bleu. I do not expect you. Hey, remember that Statue of Liberty? But of course. I give from us to you for being such great allies. We want to give you something back. What is this? Mississippi. Oh, my God, you sons of.

[Brett Vesely]

They thought we were giving the Statue of Liberty back, but they're like, no.

[Brady]

No, no, no, no, no. The Statue of Liberty is yours. You cannot. No regifting. We're not regifting that. Remember, when you own Mississippi, we. Yeah, it's yours again.

[Brett Vesely]

No chance.

[Brady]

As is. Doug Hopkins is selling it to you. As is cash offer.

[John]

The Jerry seinfeld character dated 66 different women over the course of Seinfeld.

[Brady]

Yeah, and there was somebody else did a story on that once as, like, Entertainment Weekly or whatever, and they. They assumed that Jerry had had sex with, like, 53 of them. There were, like, seven or eight he failed on, but he boned that show.

[John]

That broke it off for, you know, different.

[Brady]

It gets so much credit for being highbrow and not, like, dirty. It's just about jerking off and banging broads. It's sex and. And. But it's got, you know, it's hidden behind all these little jokes, like the double dip. And all Kramer did was have sex with chicks. All Jerry did was have sex. It's the. It's one of the dirtiest shows that's ever been on tv, and none of.

[John]

Those characters ever got married.

[Brady]

No, they were too busy having sex. And, like, for a week with one person, they should have had one episode. Very special Seinfeld, where Jerry got an std. I got warts. I don't know what to do, George. Yeah, Jerry's got the bumps, George.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. I don't know what to do. Have any cream, Kramer. I've had the warts, Jerry.

[John]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, you want to get rid of that?

[John]

Or one of them changes things up.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

And just goes to a swing club.

[Brady]

I think I have to be a wart guy. I don't want to be a wart guy. You don't have sex with wart girls. Yeah. You're only going to nail the bumpy ones. Jerry, those girls. Giddy up.

[John]

Of course, Kramer would know how to deal with it.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. I've done it. I'm impervious. What do you mean you're impervious? You can't get warts. Can't get warts. Jerry, no.

[John]

46 of the 56.

[Brady]

I want to rewrite that whole episode where Jerry discovers he's got warts. I'm going to be a cream guy. And I want to be a cream guy. Elaine, would you still have sex with Jerry? I wouldn't if I was you. You get the bumps.

[John]

They're permanent, friend.

[Brady]

I got the bumps.

[John]

46 of the 50 states have at least one town or city named Riverside. Springfield is second most common. That's in 34 states.

[Brady]

And Columbus up there too. There's a bunch of those.

[John]

So out of the 46 of the 50 states the four that don't have a Riverside. Alaska, Hawaii, Louisiana, Oklahoma.

[Brady]

We have a riverside. Where? By a river, I'm guessing. Where's Riverside, Arizona?

[John]

I don't know what a bird near.

[Brady]

Find Riverside, Arizona, immediately. Which. Where will it be? Colorado would be.

[John]

That's what I was thinking.

[Brett Vesely]

Up near Laughlin or something.

[Brady]

But we would know about it, wouldn't we?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Brady]

If it's by Laughlin. We've all been near it. We've all driven by. You'd see a sign Riverside. And it's too close to California's Riverside to put it there. I'm guessing it's over on the east side by. In an Indian area.

[Brett Vesely]

Damn it.

[Brady]

Or maybe down south, where I never want to be. Where the hell is Riverside, Arizona? Great T shirt.

[Brett Vesely]

Pinal County.

[Brady]

That's right there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm trying.

[Brady]

Pull. Is it by a globe and stuff? What? Rivers over there. They're all dried up. Salt river salt, I guess, huh?

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. Yes.

[Brady]

By the way, somebody litter Gulch. John, your code word surprise is not working. Signed the Asian listeners. Knock it off, Ryan. You know what I'm. It's supply. Wasn't surprised. I was waiting for that Supply Singular.

[Brett Vesely]

Circuits like around Kearney and all.

[Brady]

Kearney and Globe. There's a riverside in there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's right around here somewhere.

[Brady]

Kearney. It's somewhere. It's so find it. It's not even like Kearney's on the map. And it's not so Hila River Maybe. So it's by the Gila River. It's Riverside.

[Brett Vesely]

Like there's.

[Brady]

Good Lord. I've never heard of it.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's like. Right?

[Brady]

Yeah, that's it. It's just a dot somewhere between Kearney and Globe in Cane spring Canyon.

[John]

Population 88.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's see here. Let's get to the Wikipedia page of it.

[Brady]

Interesting. Yeah, just get a nice job, Brett. I gotta hand it to you. You're basically a map magician. Riverside, Arizona. How about that?

[John]

It's.

[Brett Vesely]

So this is all they got.

[Brady]

That's. That's the Wikipedia page. It's a center.

[Brett Vesely]

There's nothing there.

[Brady]

It's a city in Pinal County, Arizona. That's essentially all it says. Yeah, that's it. Estimated above sea level, it's about it. 1800ft above sea level. Yeah. So it's not underwater. It's by a river. What's the population looking for that? Under overs? Got to be 200.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Arizona home locator.

[Brady]

Oh, there's houses in Riverside. Get on. Get on Zillow and find out what it cost to get a piece of property out there in Riverside. If your views are Kearney, I'm out. There's a riverside right there off the 202. Duh. That's true. How about that? You are going to Zillow Riverside. And there are four houses for sale in Riverside. Click on one. 190 fast.

[Brett Vesely]

Check out this mansion.

[Brady]

What's the square footage of this Riverside gem?

[John]

You got some property.

[Brett Vesely]

925Ft.

[Brady]

925 square feet.

[John]

You're on a little over three acres.

[Brady]

You got some land, put a house on it. You got a power pole in your house that's moving.

[John]

Ready?

[Brady]

Needs an upgrade. Oh, my God. Who's moving into that for 190 grand? There's a bed in the front room. The front room? What am I talking about? It's a thousand square feet. The whole thing's a front room. There's a. There's the punishment dungeon.

[Brett Vesely]

What is that?

[Brady]

Yep. No reason for any landscaping.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, it's Brett Vesely and I'm here with Byron from MMP Guns. Look, Byron, I have a friend wanting to sell some guns he inherited. What's the best way for him to do that?

[John]

Brett, the last thing you want to do is sell the gun to someone who can't legally own one. Tell him not to put himself at risk and come into M and P Guns where he'll get a fair offer and he can rest easy knowing it's not Getting into the wrong hands.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, but what if he lives out of state?

[John]

Easy. Legalgunbuyer.com and he can do it all online. It's really that simple.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

Boy, that is a very specific buyer looking to move into Riverside.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it comes with the moonshine.

[Brady]

Yeah, you got the Duke boys house. No offense. And if you're listening out there, I'm sorry, but take that off the market and call Doug Hopkins. Nobody's gonna buy your house.

[Brett Vesely]

Doug's even like, here's five grand.

[Brady]

I'm not doing this. Doug will give you five grand for it and you can keep it. This is another one. How much is that?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's. You can just buy the land.

[Brady]

No, the land's for 20 grand.

[Brett Vesely]

Three quarters of an acre for 18.

[Brady]

It's still better living than that first house.

[John]

That was in Kearney.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, so here you go.

[Brady]

This is.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. So it's north of Kearney.

[Brady]

Why would you move to Riverside? I didn't sit in the hustle of bustle of Kearney is too much for you. Had to scoot out to the outskirts.

[John]

Had to get out.

[Toledo]

So we all went through Riverside when we went to Kearney that one time.

[Brady]

Never saw it that one time.

[Brett Vesely]

Why'd you go to Kearney?

[Brady]

There was some charity event for some lady who worked here. Her family member had.

[John]

It was a cold week.

[Brady]

It was a very good. I heard it, but I heard raining, freezing. They did a walk for a guy with cancer. He's still alive, so it worked.

[John]

It's gonna be a full moon tonight. One way to celebrate is jumping in on the moon water trend during the last full moon. How to make moon water was top trending thing on Google. It's pretty easy. You take your pure water, get a gallon of it. Pure water and a sealed container. Or I guess you could just buy it at the the grocery store. Take the gallon container, just water and set it outside.

[Toledo]

Expose it to moon.

[John]

Charge with the energy provided by the light of the moon.

[Brady]

Oh my God.

[Toledo]

They're doing this.

[John]

The benefits are hydration, of course.

[Brady]

Brett. Say it.

[Brett Vesely]

Dumb broads.

[Brady]

Thank you. Because that's who Also dudes are doing that. Supposedly.

[John]

It'll also make you closer. No, it gets you in touch with the seasonal fl. Nature can also see it. Noticeable changes in your life that are unexplainable. No.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[John]

No. Evidently the idea kicking around for a while now, but whatever reason, it's gone.

[Toledo]

Explained is a word. Why wouldn't Unexplainable.

[Brady]

Inexplicable.

[Toledo]

No, no, no. That's different. That's a different connotation.

[Brady]

Unexplainable sounds funny. Maybe it is.

[Toledo]

I'll bring up the two.

[Brady]

Yeah, either way, Brett's right. Dumb broads.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that. That's all this is.

[Brady]

Lady, you got divorced. You're not unique. It's okay. You don't need to soak your. It's not sun tea. Moon water day. Knock it off.

[John]

Well, I feel for this guy.

[Brady]

Get back on your horse, be normal and get your water out of the moonlight. Nothing's different about it.

[Brett Vesely]

I feel sorry for the guy too, if he's doing that.

[Brady]

Wouldn't it then work, though? Hold on. Wouldn't it then work if you had soda? Couldn't I put soda outside in a two liter bottle that's clear. And get moon soda.

[Toledo]

Put yourself out there like if that's a hammock.

[Brady]

Yeah, everything liquid like. Then my pool becomes a moon pool.

[John]

It's like sun tea, right? That's what I said.

[Brady]

That's something.

[Toledo]

You have a whole pool.

[Brady]

You've got a pool outside of moon. They'll soak in it, dummy.

[John]

I'm going swimming.

[Brady]

Yeah, because it's special water.

[Toledo]

How long does it last? Because if the moon goes away, then.

[Brady]

Some of these chicks can't take a breakup, man. They go nuts. They start doing yoga out of the blue. They start putting their water outside so the moon can charge it. They're bananas, bro.

[John]

I thought it was full last night, but I guess it wasn't.

[Brady]

Look pretty big. Drank some water and did you have some moon water?

[John]

Guess the day still.

[Brady]

I didn't realize it. Yesterday Brady lost his mind. Okay, I hear him now. Sorry, buddy.

[Toledo]

Oh, I wanted to tell you about the election. Somebody texted in and said, hey, I'm in. A.J. did you see that? We had a grand total of 54 votes.

[Brady]

Good job, guys.

[Toledo]

On their.

[Brady]

Whatever.

[Toledo]

They had their referendum. There's 39,000 adults in AJ. 54 coverage, four people to go out and vote.

[Brady]

Nobody knows what's going on in it. Look around.

[Toledo]

Currently leads by five.

[Brady]

How well are the government officials doing? If you've been to A.J. you know there's no real point in voting anymore. They're not helping you.

[Toledo]

You don't think it's loaded with those signs? Vote for Ciarelli.

[Brady]

Chitterelli lost. Almost got some Jack Citarelli out there in government for my tv. And that was all he was. For this unexplainable word. Sorry. They're synonyms. Inexplicable. Sorry, bird. It just sounded funny.

[John]

This couple's getting married in two weeks and just decided two weeks before the wedding. The bride said, I'm cutting down my guests list. Already had by half.

[Toledo]

Smart.

[Brett Vesely]

She pissed someone off.

[John]

Oh, there's people that have booked flights.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

Including. It's just her direct family and most of the grooms. Just the groom's parents are invited. The rest of their family are out.

[Brady]

She got some moon advice.

[John]

You nailed it. Her psychic told her.

[Brady]

Oh, Christ, you're so predictable.

[John]

Keep it to 80 guests.

[Brady]

Don't go over 80 guests and your marriage will fail.

[Brett Vesely]

Rods.

[Brady]

I'll tell you why your marriage is going to fail. You're insane. Eventually he's going to see it.

[John]

So she threw out an emergency email.

[Brady]

And clipped out to all the other.

[John]

Guests and sorry you didn't make the cut.

[Brady]

Yeah, only the top 80, by the way, real quick.

[John]

The lady that told her that she's a bridesmaid and her parents didn't make the cut.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Gotta go.

[John]

She's like, I'm not going either.

[Brady]

Right now you're down under 80. Well, you got trouble in your hands now. Scott Blamer makes a great point. Tell those dumb broads that the light of the moon is sunlight. That's true. It's just reflected sunlight. You could put your water out in the sun, the same light you're getting off the moon, but it's reflected. It's bounced off like a mirror and the moon absorbs it and sends out magic wizard dust. Oh, no. Your divorce kicked your ass. No. What would you do, Brett, after your divorce? If I said because Brett went through a few days like we all do after divorce. You're very confused. You're like, what's going on in My life. Am I gonna ever have money again? I'm confused. And if I ever said, I called Brett and I'm like, hey, buddy, what's going on? You all right? Yeah, I'm outside right now. What are you up to? Just putting my water outside so the moon can charge it. I'm like, oh, Jesus, I gotta get to Brett's house. It's happening.

[Brett Vesely]

I would expect you to.

[Brady]

Women encourage each other to do crazy stuff like that. I would be there for you in a heartbeat going, brett, you gotta stop this. Do you see what you're doing? Get back on the horse here, kid.

[John]

That could have gone all the way if you drank some moon water.

[Brady]

No man has ever told another man, you know what I would do? Take a bottle of water and let the next full moon. We charge it up. And then you start drinking it, the magic wizard dust will get inside and you'll start. Start forgetting about that broad.

[Brett Vesely]

No man would be like, here's a 750. A crown. Go to town.

[Brady]

We're going to a strip club. Yeah, there's plenty of. In the sea.

[John]

You wouldn't come up with a energy compatibility chart that this psychic did.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

And said, you know, you can't have over 75 people because the alignment with the vibrational frequency would get cut if over 75.

[Brady]

Well, the fact that she's seeing a psychic before her wedding means that this won't last. You can't run. Yeah, the dude, it's his fault at this point.

[John]

That's what people were. Some of the feedback was. We're hearing nothing for them. Yeah, no, the dude knows what's going on.

[Brady]

The dude is. Well, the news knows and he doesn't. That makes him even worse. Well, if you're.

[John]

He knows what's going on, but he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brady]

Okay, then he's gonna be in a. He's gonna give a stuff.

[John]

You're in trouble, dude.

[Brady]

Dude, you got. You might as well just give her half and plus more now. By the way, Corey McCloskey, according to George Wilson, was calling the moon the big beaver moon tonight.

[John]

Nice.

[Brady]

So put your water out there. Going outside, your beaver grows. So be careful, ladies.

[John]

It'll be a gravitational.

[Brady]

The big beaver moon can make that beaver massive. If you've got a beaver right now at all, it's going to get huge tonight because it's the big beaver moon. Don't put your water and don't want a big beaver. Don't drink water from the big beaver. Anything wet from a big beaver is Bad.

[John]

In the uk, the government has decided to prevent or actually eliminate any pornographic choking videos. So any porn site over there, it's not allowed to.

[Brady]

Who's doing this?

[John]

Uk.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

Don'T mess with the porn.

[Brady]

Yeah. Don't. Just let us have what we have. That's in the uk, they have a thing now that you have to register your phone with the government.

[John]

What?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

In general or just look up if.

[Brady]

You even visit there.

[Toledo]

So.

[Brady]

And then you got to wonder, are they monitoring it when I'm not here? That's what you have to do. Burn it up.

[John]

Butterballs. Annual Thanksgiving report found that the average party for Thanksgiving is now nine people. It's down from 10 last year.

[Brady]

Well, that's because we lost Aunt Millie.

[John]

Yeah. Yeah. Or we finally said, I got an announcement to make.

[Brady]

I'm gay and he's not invited anymore.

[Brett Vesely]

Or politics.

[Brady]

Or politics. Yeah, I like. Mom Donnie is going to break up some households this year. We've got some of those. Grandpa does not want to hear about how you think Mom Donnie's going to do good. He doesn't. He's not hearing it. You might have an open mind towards the idea of it, but Grandpa doesn't. So you're. You're literally four weeks away from killing your grandfather with your Mom Donnie talk. Leave it alone. Don't do it at your house. I looked at you, your eyes just rolled. Don't you start. You're gonna have Mom Donnie stuff all over your place.

[Toledo]

Here's the story.

[Brady]

Oh, boy, you have a Man Donnie story already.

[Toledo]

So I get. I get home last night and walk in and went out and got something to eat, and she's got MSNBC on, and it's about. We're about to declare Mom Donnie has won. And I'm like, why are you watching this? Who cares about New York?

[Brady]

Like, worry about Mason. She's in.

[Toledo]

So she watches that for a few. Few minutes this morning. I get up, take my shower, come out, and she's in bed. She's watching his victory speech.

[Brady]

She loves.

[Toledo]

I'm like, you might have a problem.

[Brady]

No, you might have a problem.

[Toledo]

No, it's a really good. It's really good speech. And I'm like, who gives an F?

[Brady]

You've got a communist in your house. You've got the red scare living right next to me. What are you doing?

[Toledo]

You've lost your mind.

[Brady]

I don't know if she still has periods, but she's got the red scare, my friend. Jesus.

[Toledo]

I'm on a list now somewhere.

[Brady]

I'm Starting it right now. Number one, Richard Toledo.

[Toledo]

No, don't put me.

[Brady]

No, you're on.

[John]

No, you're on the.

[Brady]

Nope.

[Toledo]

I know. Guilt by association.

[Brady]

You're married to the Red Scare.

[John]

Fix this today with Moonwalk.

[Brady]

You're married to the Red Scare, for Christ's sake. She's a mom, Donnie. She's going to wreck every Thanksgiving from here on out.

[John]

God.

[Brady]

Morning sickness medicate.

[John]

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[Brady]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness. You can't have a mom Donnie supporter start rolling into grand in Mesa. You gotta. Gotta get killed.

[Toledo]

I know.

[Brady]

She's gonna have. That's it. See you later. Here's new nickname is the Red Scare. Husband of the husband of the Red Scare.

[Toledo]

I get home today and we have one of those Mom Donnie signs in our yard.

[Brady]

Oh, your house burned down.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[Brady]

You're done.

[Toledo]

Well, the insurance is up to date, so thankfully on that.

[Brady]

Oh, you're done.

[John]

Kraft is selling it. Apple pie flavored Mac and cheese for the holiday season.

[Toledo]

What?

[John]

You can buy it at Walmart for A$48.

[Brady]

For what?

[John]

Apple pie.

[Brett Vesely]

Craft is terrible.

[John]

Kraft.

[Brady]

That might be okay.

[Toledo]

What?

[Brady]

Some people put a slice of cheese on apple pie.

[John]

That's what they're basing.

[Brady]

Yeah. I've never done it, but just Putting it in my brain.

[Brett Vesely]

Noodles and stuff. No, no.

[Brady]

This is tempting me.

[John]

I mean, I'm a cheese fan, and the apple pie with cheese is nowhere close to ice cream or alamode with apple pie.

[Brady]

That's all right. Calm down. Nobody's talking about what kind of cheese do you put on your apple pie? What slice of government cheese? Poor people cheese.

[Brett Vesely]

You eat poor people cheese?

[Brady]

Poor people cheese. Awesome.

[John]

What you do with John? You did it with Vela.

[Brady]

Oh, poor people cheese on apple pie. If you got a good apple pie, you can't have poor people apple pie and poor people cheese.

[Toledo]

I'm with bread.

[Brady]

There is no melts.

[John]

Its.

[Brett Vesely]

If you do it, you are not eating.

[Toledo]

You have a hunk of.

[Brady]

You get me individually wrapped Velveetas, I'll eat the whole goddamn case.

[John]

I do like what they're doing with the commercial. Who's promoting it is Jason Biggs.

[Brady]

Oh, that's pretty good, because he bangs that pie in American Pie. I'm telling you, man, every. You snobs get over it, because I'm usually with you on poor people food.

[Brett Vesely]

That Velveeta individual cheese whiz in the cabinet, too.

[John]

But this is the powdered one. It's the craft. The box.

[Brady]

Oh, the box. Mac and cheese.

[Toledo]

It's a good thing we did vote back to Looney Bins.

[Brady]

You're. You're Kraft. Macaroni and cheese is good. It's not restaurant quality, but in a pinch. No, that stuff's pretty good.

[Toledo]

In a pinch, it's good.

[John]

And if you want to change 11.

[Brady]

Cents, just get thousands of pounds.

[Brett Vesely]

That nose is going to work, man.

[John]

There's another high option for Thanksgiving. Taco Bell has their Baja Blast. It's like a key lime pie. It looks like it came from Chernobyl. It's this glowing blue. Check it out. For 19.99, you can get this pie for Thanksgiving.

[Brady]

Taco Bell pie.

[John]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Oh, geez.

[Brady]

Ian Schwartz just texted me. He goes, I'm a weatherman who stares at maps all day. I've never heard of Riverside, Arizona. Yeah, I know. And they've had a lot of bad weather lately. Way to not do your job, Schwartz. There's only two houses there, and one's for sale. There's the Baja Blast, and that's just key lime.

[John]

It's gotten good reviews.

[Brady]

Key lime cheesecake or what is it?

[John]

I think it's more like a key lime pie.

[Brady]

Mountain Dew is in it, though. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not eating that.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like a midori or something.

[Brady]

I knew it.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly.

[John]

Come on, someone bring it down.

[Brady]

You got it. Yeah.

[Toledo]

If you have cinnamon twist topping.

[Brady]

Oh, I'm eating that. You throw a little churro on top of some mountain. Some frozen Mountain Dew and a churro. Okay. I might be. I might be getting some SNAP benefits before you know it. This is the poorest day of my life. But the SNAP cover that. Because I'd eat churros and Mountain Dew.

[John]

Pie with that Mac and cheese.

[Brady]

Would you rather be. Would you rather be poor or live with the Red Scare? I think poor is the answer. I'm scared of the Red Scare. She's going to change your world. And it's not so much that I'm. She's fun. It's going to be the problem she causes. Oh, no, but she's.

[John]

She.

[Toledo]

This past year she's been in her own.

[Brady]

Yeah. Communist bubble.

[Toledo]

I'm like, you realize that we are fine like our day to day.

[Brady]

You married a communist. Ah, I never thought I'd know anybody who did it, but he married a communist. Hey, Brady married a communist.

[John]

It's happening.

[Toledo]

She has been leaving the house at night. Are there meetings?

[Brady]

Yeah. She's selling nuclear secrets to the Reds.

[Toledo]

Jesus.

[Brady]

Yeah. I am married to the Red Scare.

[Toledo]

Just listen to.

[John]

Watch her.

[Toledo]

She's laying in bed watching his speech. I'm like, what are you watching?

[Brady]

Watching her, people. I'm like one. Watching you.

[John]

You don't even know you're a new version of the Americans.

[Brady]

Yeah. I'll tell you this. It's the. The metaphor in that is she's in bed with communists. Literally.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

While you're walking around, she's got Manzami on her screen. 100%.

[Toledo]

Guess I know what I'm getting her for Christmas. Yeah, Mom, Donnie Merch.

[Brady]

Nothing. Because that's what communists get for Christmas.

[John]

A new hammer and sickle.

[Brady]

You get her. You get her a People's United poster.

[Toledo]

God damn it, John. I just.

[Brady]

Workers unite.

[Toledo]

I'm headed to get me some Velveeta slices.

[Brady]

They're so good. Look, I'm telling you, it's. That is not a poor people thing. This one says, how's Velveeta? Poor people cheese. It's nine blocks. Nine bucks for the gluten free box. Well, gluten free, I don't know. But I do know that Velveeta is not that cheap. The slices are good. I'm not saying you can just put it on any old apple pie, but if you fired that up on my mom's apple like crumble. Oh, my God. I'm. I never did it though. It always scared me that it would wreck the pie if I didn't like it. That I wrecked perfectly good piece apple pie. But you throw a little Mac and cheese on a good apple piece. Brady and I discovered pizza Mac years ago where we would just pile macaroni and cheese on top of slices of pizza. And two of us. I mean, I was Brady's size for about we. But we got fat sweet tomatoes and they had that buffet line. And then you could go over to the pizza section and they also had macaroni and cheese. Pizza Mac started to become a daily.

[John]

Modified the Jimmy Mac song.

[Brady]

Yeah, it was pretty good. Pizza Mac. Ooh, got me coming back.

[John]

Hey. Hey. I got a couple of radio videos.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah?

[John]

First one's another dum dum in a bull ring.

[Brady]

Man, you got a lot of those. This is happening a lot. Is it just one guy or is the whole city.

[John]

Well, it's. One guy gets struck again and it's.

[Brady]

An entire town just stands with. With bulls on the regular basis. Mexico.

[Brett Vesely]

You got an email over there. In the meantime, while we're stretching.

[Brady]

Okay. Is it about the red scare?

[John]

No.

[Toledo]

Should be.

[Brady]

Mom, Donnie is already ruining the world. Listen to the cheese BS coming out of John's mouth. Yeah, that's true. Yes. He gets elected yesterday. Next thing you know, I'm all for government cheeses being placed on my apple pie. Oh, if it was free. If you get. If government cheese was Velveeta slices, I would apply. Jesus. Toledo's walked in on his wife flipping the beam to Mandani. The Toledo starts, gets her cucking her mom Donnie fetish. I love that. That you have the red scare in your house. And it's going to be an argument when you get home today. If she hears about this conversation. Why do you even tell them about that? Because you're a communist. They don't need to know. Oh, that's what a Communist would think.

[Toledo]

5:00Am in your.

[John]

In bed.

[Toledo]

You woke up because. And first thing on your mind was gotta see that mom Donnie speech.

[Brett Vesely]

Give her ass the government cheese. At this point.

[Brady]

Happening. I love it.

[John]

Here we go. Here's the bull. The bull fight.

[Brett Vesely]

This looks like the same arena we saw yesterday too.

[John]

Probably small. It's smaller.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady's algorithm, man.

[Toledo]

It's smaller.

[John]

The guy gets hit on the post, comes down full plows. But after he comes down, they'll show the leg. There it is.

[Brady]

It's flopping around. Yeah. Hey, kudos to him. Though he hopped off on his good leg. Most of the time those idiots just stick it out. Oh, that thing's flopping around. That's Jaden Daniel's arm under a couple.

[Brett Vesely]

Two by fours to get him out of there.

[Brady]

Look at this building.

[John]

I don't know how. How that doesn't collapse.

[Brady]

There are 400,000 people in a thing that holds about 9,000 and it's. Shakespeare had nicer theaters.

[John]

That's engineering.

[Brady]

The Renaissance Festival has more permanent structures. And they run bulls at it. They're just.

[John]

What a.

[Brady]

What a confused group.

[John]

Next one looks like they're pulling a tusk out of a guy's mouth, but I think it's a living creature.

[Brady]

She got a text from her former co worker Emily. Goddamn commies ruining America. See what's going to happen at your Thanksgiving? Can't even have ex employees.

[Toledo]

I know Emily.

[John]

I know.

[Brady]

Emily and Emily and your wife can't be in the same room together.

[Toledo]

God no.

[Brady]

Could you imagine?

[Toledo]

God, no.

[Brady]

Get used to it because she's gone from Democrat to communist. She's even making Democrats mad now.

[Toledo]

Unbelievable.

[Brady]

He shared the story.

[Brett Vesely]

Losing her.

[Brady]

I'm addicted. Lost her. Bray. Losing her. Gone.

[John]

He's not.

[Brady]

Yeah, you didn't put. You didn't put your foot down. Years ago, a real man wouldn't let his wife become a communist. That is a great phrase, by the way. That might be the smartest thing I've ever said on this show. 25 years it took me to come up with the greatest phrase. Well, a real man wouldn't allow his wife to become a communist. Oh, my goodness. Do you think she's gonna be one? Is she already.

[Toledo]

My, my antenna are up.

[Brady]

Does she want free groceries all the time? She like steel.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

It's happening. No.

[Toledo]

For other people, maybe. For. For poor people, sure. Not for us.

[Brady]

We're fine. For nervous, that's great.

[John]

Here's the dental removal.

[Brady]

Oh, God. It's teeth. Salivary stone, which are hard deposits. He's got one growing in his gums. No, it's not a tooth. This is actually a salivary stone which are hard deposits that can form in your salivary ducts. This is pulling out a Deion Sanders mouth. Who is that? It's not a tooth. Yes. I can't be yelling at my players.

[John]

With a bad tooth. Now.

[Brady]

Why don't you pull this out? How big is that? It like a hammer? No, it's not a tooth. This.

[John]

I had one of these Salisbury steak.

[Brady]

Stones when I was playing back for the fans. I had one of these. I got another one. The F A huge one. Come on now. Bet you know what I'm played for. Morning sickness.

[John]

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[Brady]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I'm paying for the faggots.

[John]

Okay, this is the last one, Brady. This is brutal.

[Brady]

There's a relatively attractive young African American woman who has snot in the still frame pouring out of each nostril. She may be Dominican. Here we go. I mean, it is a lot of. Oh, she popped it into her mouth. Oh, now she did it again. Oh, stop it. Oh, God.

[John]

Oh.

[Brady]

And she sucked it into her mouth and then spit it back out and then put more back in.

[John]

That was my reaction yesterday, Brett, when.

[Brady]

I said that Commies. Sorry, I'm just assuming she's one of them.

[Toledo]

Oh, God.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. God. Yikes. Keep in mind, Toledo's commie wife is a teacher.

[Toledo]

Hearts and minds, John.

[Brady]

I just get into your hearts and minds with her commie ways.

[Brett Vesely]

Red Fred.

[Brady]

And you never know. She's so nice.

[Brett Vesely]

Red for it.

[John]

You hit something.

[Brady]

Holy. Brett, what did you just discover?

[John]

He figured out the code.

[Brett Vesely]

Been right in front of us the whole time.

[Brady]

It's been sitting right there. It's like the end of the movie Inception. Like, oh, my God. I get it now. Oh, my God. Nothing will ever be the same. You shouldn't have told that story, you should have kept that in. There's only one way around the red scare. We have to kill Toledo. I mean that metaphor. Metaphorically, of course. Some of you might actually do it. Paula, I'm looking at you last night in bed at Toledo's house. Meanwhile, in Toledo's bedroom. Mom, Donnie looks pretty sexy. You should grow a beard. Oh, God.

[Toledo]

She's trying to darken your skin to.

[Brady]

Look exactly like commie mom. Donnie, I love this. I don't even care about it. But I find it fascinating that you sleep with a communist. At least you used to.

[John]

It's gonna start happening. Everything. Does it come in red?

[Brady]

Yeah, everything red for Ed. Holy obvious stuff, Batman. I know. Robin.

[Toledo]

What's with the red bunting for Thanksgiving?

[Brady]

Yeah, Thanksgiving. Why would you celebrate something that tortured the Indians like that? It's anti America as you're gonna be. You're gonna have anti Thanksgiving. You're probably gonna chain yourself to a tree or something for Thanksgiving.

[Toledo]

It is funny. Usually we have our plans set for Thanksgiving. We don't have anything yet.

[John]

You'll be serving it all day.

[Toledo]

She got uninvited from the family Thanksgiving.

[Brady]

Emily's Emily, our former co worker is the perfect American. She said Toledo's wife and mom, Donnie should both watch Rocky iv. I did, and it changed my life. That's right.

[John]

That's what she got mad at you about.

[Brady]

Cause you were wearing this. I was wearing my drag shirt. And she goes, what's that?

[John]

He's a com.

[Brady]

She got mad at me for wearing a Drago shirt. Just a picture of it said Ivan Drago. What's that Commie crap? She was on it. She was like, Joseph McCarthy.

[John]

I've seen this scare.

[Brady]

I've seen this before. What are you doing? So Toledo's wife gave it to me. I thought it looked nice. Oh, my God.

[Brett Vesely]

Toledo's gonna come in the house tonight.

[John]

If you could change.

[Brady]

Yo, I don't know what's going on in my life. I come home and I got Kamimam Danny in my bedroom. I got my wife feeling the bean to it. I seen a lot of people change it. Interviews can change. Lisa eyes can change.

[Toledo]

I'm not changing.

[Brady]

He died two movies ago.

[John]

Damn it.

[Brady]

Follow along, Commie proof. He hasn't seen it win Rocky Mandani. You know I'm gonna win with government programs. Oh, man.

[John]

Lisa cries for a different reason.

[Brady]

You're playing my theme song. Hey, Delito. What's going on?

[John]

What's up?

[Brady]

Sir, you might get a knock on the door later today. From ice why? Well, send your wife back to Russia where she belongs. Wow, this is fun. I think it's fun. Adrian, where are you? I'm over here, Rashi, in the bread line. Okay.

[Toledo]

Get some extra bread. We're gonna need it.

[Brady]

This is hilarious to me. I'm sorry. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Brett Vesely]

I can't compete with that.

[Brady]

But, I mean, Jesus, I married a communist. Needs to be a cucked by a commie.

[Brett Vesely]

I will start with this one.

[Brady]

Well, she's into, like, public stuff, so the cucking thing now makes sense.

[John]

She loves vodka.

[Brady]

Nobody gets one thing. Everybody shares the wealth.

[Toledo]

Does love vodka.

[Brady]

Does she like vodka?

[John]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

Share the wealth.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, we'll start off with something happening in Toledo's vacation countries.

[Brady]

The moped on the ground. And there's no. Oh, we're walking real. Oh, God. There's a big old dump truck with somebody who used to be on a moped.

[John]

Is that his.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. So he's all twisted up in the back tire, and his head's.

[Brett Vesely]

He's, like, sitting and his feet are out forward.

[Brady]

Yeah, everything's going the same direction.

[Toledo]

Like, Kilroy. Like, he was in the.

[Brady]

Like he's crawling out of the ground, except for he's just smashed into it. Oh, my goodness. That truck did a number on that mop.

[Brett Vesely]

How about this?

[Brady]

More bicycles. Oh. Clips the bike. There's going to be a second car.

[Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady]

This guy. I have to explain. This guy on a bike's crossing on the crosswalk. One car blazes through and takes out his front wheel. He's okay, but he falls down. The next car stops in time, but then gets rear ended twice and runs over the guy anyway.

[John]

Almost.

[Brady]

God hates that guy. Everybody. Everybody used their free will to try to save him. And God just kept pounding cars into each other until he got run over.

[Brett Vesely]

And this guy whipped out his crank somewhere and got his ass beat.

[Brady]

All right. Okay. He's in a. Looks like a subway. Yeah, he's in a food court, and he pulled his pee pee out. And then. Then the cast of Boys in the Hood just beats the living crap. Get him, doughboy.

[John]

Get him.

[Brady]

The Rolling sixties took advantage of the naked man.

[John]

Wow, that's a Walmart shocker.

[Brady]

You know what you don't do well, I'm finding Fight with your pants around your ankles at all.

[John]

It didn't hurt him too bad.

[Brady]

He's running pretty good.

[John]

Kicked by crocs.

[Brady]

Yeah, but he's running pretty good.

[Brett Vesely]

Ain't outrunning them, Everybody.

[Brady]

No, no, He's. He wasn't gonna outrun him if his pants were pulled up. But the crazy thing about it is, is if you've ever done the I'm out of toilet paper walk from one toilet one to the next, your pants are under ankles. And do the scooch that dude actually ran with in that position, which is pretty good. I mean, he still got his ass kicked and that wasn't gonna end anytime soon. They were following him. All right.

[John]

Did he get the money for the dare?

[Brady]

Yeah, no kidding. All right.

[Brett Vesely]

Look at the inside of her car.

[Brady]

Is it just all candy?

[John]

Is that blood?

[Brady]

A condoms. Those are rubbers. Oh, my God. She's putting a rubber on the.

[John]

On the.

[Brady]

On the drive shaft. And she's going to orally please. At first. Oh, no. She just spit on. She's wearing a pair of jeans that have no crotch. We just found that out from the next video slide. And now she's having sex with someone's a gear shift. Why? What's that bad? She's got a couple of like the licking lube. You didn't like her licking her hand and loving herself? Brady, you've never done that.

[John]

The car is just filthy.

[Toledo]

You gotta do that communist.

[Brady]

Yeah. Commie. That's the most American thing I've seen today. Yeah. I like when it and gets ready to go.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Why did she have so many condoms?

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Brady]

At least she's practicing safe sex. That thing might have given you awards. Oh, there's a girl with a wine bottle. Or is that a wine bottle?

[Toledo]

What is it?

[Brett Vesely]

I think it's one of those lint rollers.

[Brady]

It is. No. Is it? It's huge if it is.

[Toledo]

Oh, it is. Yeah. Okay.

[Brady]

That's a big lint roller. Is that for a pool table?

[John]

Wow. And then put it in her butt.

[Brady]

She's going back into the drugstore and putting it back. She's put it in her butt in the. In the bathroom. Oh, man. We gotta lock those up now too.

[John]

Yep.

[Toledo]

Bring wipes.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[John]

Class.

[Brett Vesely]

That's it.

[Brady]

I thought it was bad enough I saw that guy trying on deodorant at the Walgreens, but I didn't know you could do that with the. The items that have handles. You don't like the lick and go?

[John]

No. The spit thing.

[Brady]

You don't think that's.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You have to do it sometimes. You have to.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[John]

I've never had to. That's over.

[Brady]

Well, you got to have sex to do. Yeah. It's all right. Toledo's wife will do it. She's running a government program over there. Everybody gets his commies. I love it. Anyway, poor Toledo.

[Brett Vesely]

There's one.

[Brady]

It's gonna be fun when he starts dressing like Stalin to come to work. It's 8:44. I thought you were playing the Russian national anthem. Before we go, it says, hey, John, you know why Mom Donnie won? Cause Toledo's wife didn't buy tickets to his final debate. Unlike Toledo and his Mariners, she didn't jinx it by pre pre purchasing tickets to the victory lap. Poor bastard. Mom Donnie. I like that story, Rich. Thanks for sharing. Sorry about everything at your place. Having a hard time dealing with it.

[John]

What are you doing?

[Brady]

Yeah, I saw red when I opened up. We're just gonna play warrant all day for you. There goes your Brady report, everybody. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Toledo]

98.

[John]

I'm Mike King from the podcast Profiling Evil. A place where true crime meets behavioral science. I spent my career investigating serial predators and studying the psychology behind them. Here, we don't just talk about what criminals did. We explore why they do what they do. We expose manipulation and control, look at how offenders select their victims and uncover the ways that they try to avoid detection. You can find Profiling Evil on your favorite podcast platform.