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Brett Vesely
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Brett Vesely
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John Holmberg
Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com My God. A master class in vocalism. My goodness, it is just beautiful. Is it any wonder that Whitney Houston called Lemmy the voice of a generation?
Brett Vesely
Sounds of an angel.
John Holmberg
Oh, my God. Before she died, right as she was drowning, she said, at least Lemmy lives on. She said, last words of Whitney Houston. It's beautiful. Christina Aguilera.
Brett Vesely
That.
John Holmberg
That was her vocal coach. What a song that is. Good choice, Brett. And now Toledo. Unfortunately, I'm going to need you to put that into the immediate keys for whenever you walk in the room.
Brett Vesely
Oh, maybe Toledo. We don't know.
John Holmberg
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Co-host or Guest
Sydney Sweeney finally commented on her American Eagle jeans ad.
John Holmberg
She hadn't said anything yet.
Co-host or Guest
No, she waited all this time and she said the reaction was definitely a surprise. But I love jeans. All I wear are jeans, jeans and a T shirt every day of my life.
John Holmberg
She got good jeans. Her face is, you know, the more you see her, the more you're like, all right, well, some angles aren't so flattering, but those cans just say, what face. Watching the World Series. And she was on there with Christy Martin, the boxer that she plays in this upcoming movie. And they're sitting next to each other and, and she's got a low cut shirt on and the cans are out. And Megan goes, oh, she cut off all that beautiful hair. Like no one is looking at that but you.
Brett Vesely
I thought she had a hairstyle.
Co-host or Guest
Like you.
Brett Vesely
I had no idea.
John Holmberg
It didn't matter. I know, but it's just so pretty. You hate to see her cut it all off. Don't care. Still looks good to me. So long as there's no hair growing off of those.
Co-host or Guest
Fox has a new celebrity game show in the works called Nation's Dumbest. It comes with a twist. The losers are the winners. Celebrities will compete to get kicked off as quickly as possible. So they aren't crowned the nation's dumbest. Fox says the show flips the genre on its head because for the first time, the goal isn't to win, it's to get eliminated. The show's contestants will compete in a mix of all types of celebrity. Like stuff but. But they'll have influencers, comedians, even politicians compete. They'll be put to the test with both physical and mental challenges about things everyone should already know.
John Holmberg
So it's. Are you smarter than a fifth grader with an obstacle course?
Co-host or Guest
Yeah. And you want to be the first one in to win the. To get eliminated, basically by winning. The show is popular Scandinavian and Scandinavia. So this will be the US version of it. Not familiar with the. Because what if you want to get eliminated early? Don't you want to win the first competition or by winning.
John Holmberg
Like you're telling me about it?
Co-host or Guest
Yeah.
John Holmberg
So you're supposed to lose already. Brady would be in because he said Scandinavia is a country.
Co-host or Guest
It's a Scandinavian series.
John Holmberg
That's all right. I thought you're playing the game, so there. Yeah. So you don't answer the questions right.
Co-host or Guest
I guess if they're flipping.
John Holmberg
Let me see.
Co-host or Guest
Flipping the genre.
John Holmberg
Let me see this. You go ahead and do the next thing. I'll figure this out.
Co-host or Guest
Jelly Roll Post a little video and showing his dance moves off. Now that he's lost over 200 pounds, he says, I'm changing my name to Veggie Roll.
John Holmberg
Okay, so here's how the game works, everybody. Like in a room, you get a bunch of people. The last one, the dumbest one stays. So if there's a question and you get through. No, no, no, no. You don't want to stay because you'll be crowned dumbest person in the nation. So if you're doing well, you're going to get kicked off first. So you want to answer all the questions right. So idiots are going, right.
Brett Vesely
What's going to be left?
Co-host or Guest
So that's what I say. First competition. You want to be the first one to.
John Holmberg
Right. You got to answer fast. Get it right now when you said you wanted to be first. I didn't know if you want to get it wrong because then the dumb ones get to stay, but it's the. Yeah, the dumb ones stay. But that's what I was wondering. If you had to, like, answer all the questions wrong and they're so easy, you can't help but be right.
Co-host or Guest
But that'll be interesting because the physical challenges.
John Holmberg
Yeah, I don't know how that works with physical stuff, but it basically, you don't want to be called the nation's dumbest person. So if you are the. If you are in the finals, it's because everybody else got through these basic quizzes faster than you. You're not passing remedial classes is essentially what this is. And, you know, like, let's say Lovett's will go up against Alex Earl and there's like 10 questions and then a little puzzle like at Cracker Barrel, and the one who gets through it fastest is done with the game, and then the dumb ones have to go. So if you are the winner of this, technically you have failed the last one. Every single event that has, you have been in close to the bottom of every single IQ question. That is a tough one.
Co-host or Guest
Hopefully they do. Yeah. They take the averages well.
John Holmberg
It'll be whoever's standing last. It's not going to be easy being dumb.
Co-host or Guest
Like, the petition to replace Bad Bunny with George Straight for the super bowl halftime show has over a hundred thousand signatures.
John Holmberg
Doesn't matter.
Brett Vesely
Nothing.
John Holmberg
It does not matter. And George Strait is not interesting, too. More people than Bad Bunny is interesting, too. He's more popular than George Straight. I hate to break it to you.
Co-host or Guest
The Pretty Reckless will support the AC DC Tour. Their 2026 tour looks like they're closest to us is Vegas.
Brett Vesely
I just don't know if I want to see that anymore.
John Holmberg
I don't.
Brett Vesely
I've seen pictures of Angus with his gray hair hanging out of his schoolboy hat. I don't know.
John Holmberg
I don't like to watch a schoolboy. Yeah. In his 90s.
Co-host or Guest
And several UFC fighters say they've been approached to fix fights.
John Holmberg
Ooh, really? By the way, Tom just said if you watch the interview that Sydney Sweeney did about her Jean said she looks especially downsy in it. There are times when you're like, why are we. What are we doing with her? And then they pull back a little bit. You're like, oh, yeah, those. Which just goes to prove why everybody on those Instagram sites that were using AI to make people hot girls look like they had down syndrome made pretty much. Every guy realize, yeah, I do has nothing to do with their heads. That is such a terrible thing. The Internet's done Down syndrome hotties. And we've all seen it.
Co-host or Guest
Is that real?
John Holmberg
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In this episode’s Entertainment Drill segment, John Holmberg and the crew dive into the latest pop culture news with their trademark irreverence and wit. The central topic is Fox's announcement of a new game show, “Nation’s Dumbest,” a fresh twist on the quiz show genre aiming to crowdsource America’s dumbest celebrity. Alongside, the team shares quick takes on Sydney Sweeney’s viral jeans ad, tour news for AC/DC, and social commentary on celebrity culture.
The conversation is fast-paced, sarcastic, and gleefully irreverent, with the hosts frequently busting each other’s chops and playing off pop culture absurdities. Their humor is pointed and sometimes borderline, reflecting their morning shock-jock persona.
This episode is a must-listen for fans of caustic pop culture commentary, and the “Nation’s Dumbest” discussion is especially entertaining for its blend of legitimate television analysis and group wisecracking.