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Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Episode Summary

Episode Date: November 5, 2025
Podcast: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98KUPD)
Cast: John Holmberg (B), Brady Bogen (C), Bret Vesely (A), Dick Toledo (D)

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode is a classic, wide-ranging Holmberg’s Morning Sickness mix of local life observations, irreverent humor, and societal commentary. The hosts riff on the quirks of modern car shopping, the controversy of pet and human cloning spurred by Tom Brady’s new “clone dog,” Arizona’s vote on a new “loony bin,” the rebranding of special education, and the invasion of Communist sympathies (“the Red Scare”) into their own personal circles.

With plenty of local color, trademark roasts, and memorable anecdotes, it’s a show for regulars who can follow the inside jokes—but with topical, even national stories to interest newcomers.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Frustrations of Modern Car Shopping

Timestamps: 02:13 – 17:50

• Car Dealership Inventory Has Changed: John talks about his recent experience shopping for cars. Dealers have little or no inventory, only display or high-end models, and push customers to “order online”—making the trip to the dealership feel pointless.
  • “I came here to, like, see what you got now... No, we can go online and order it. And I’m like, well, so can I. Why am I here?” — John (03:50)
• Sales Tactics Have Gone Soft: The predatory haggling “game” is gone, replaced by salespeople who can’t help and even side with the customer against their own company.
  • “What happened to car salespeople that you’re on my side now? When did that happen?” — John (13:27)
• Buying Online Doubts: The crew expresses skepticism about trusting used car purchases online, comparing them to seeing filtered dating profiles and real estate photos—what you see isn’t always reality.
  • “It’s a chick. It’s a fat chick who’s got good pictures of herself on her thing... You see a car, it's like they can. They do it at houses, too.” — John (12:10)

2. Cloning: Tom Brady's "Clone Dog" and Deeper Fears

Timestamps: 24:50 – 35:05

• Tom Brady’s Cloning Adventure: News that Brady cloned his dog after it died sparks a lively debate about the ethics and weirdness of pet cloning—and human implications.
  • “Tom Brady... took some of its DNA and took it to a lab and cloned it.” — John (24:52)
  • “Tom Brady is a weirdo. He’s a freak.” — John (28:16)
• Human Cloning Jokes Turn Philosophical:
  • Would you kiss your own clone? Is it incest, or self-love? The team riff on the absurdity of meeting yourself, leading to musings about self-worth, narcissism, and, of course, kissing techniques.
  • “You would kiss yourself. You would do it. You’d get too curious.” — John (34:48)

3. “Loony Bin” and Special Education: Arizona Election & Labels

Timestamps: 55:20 – 87:55

• Mental Health Facility (“Loony Bin”) Vote: Arizona is voting to build a new psychiatric hospital, but the terminology is clouded in euphemism.
  • John argues that naming it a “loony bin” would get more public support, reflecting nostalgia for blunt honesty in public policy.
  • “If you'd said trying to build us a new loony bin... you’d have won. You’d have gotten people out to vote, people like me.” — John (55:25)
• Personal Stories: John recalls his childhood living across from a Phoenix asylum, seeing patients walk the yard in the 1980s, and how that shaped his views.
• Special Ed Rebranded:
  The crew roast contemporary euphemisms like “GEAR” and “exceptional resource” for remedial education, declaring it’s all code for “dummy class”—and arguing that renaming does nothing for student performance or stigma.
  • “They have watered down the word exceptional to mean you’re kind of dumb. He’s exceptional. Well, no, it’s the opposite of that, actually.” — John (74:28)
  • Brady admits: He paid $285/month for years for his daughter’s remedial math help, only for her to say “you’re giving GEAR too much credit, Dad.”

4. “The Red Scare”: When Communism Invades Your Home

Timestamps: 117:01 – 132:40

• Toledo’s Wife, the “Red Scare”:
  A hilarious subplot unfolds as Toledo reveals his wife is “Red-pilled”—falling deep into leftist/progressive politics.
  • “You’ve got a communist in your house. You’ve got the Red Scare living right next to you!” — John (117:07)
  • “I never thought I’d know anybody who did it. But Toledo married a communist!” — John (121:48)
• The guys joke about Thanksgiving being ruined, with the Red Scare bringing up topics like “wealth redistribution” at family dinners.

5. News, Local Trivia & Listener Calls

Timestamps: 97:48 – 116:47

• Arizona Fun Facts:
  Over 75 million Americans live in HOAs; “Riverside” is a city name in 46 states, including a barely-on-the-map Riverside, AZ.
• Moon Water & Trends:
  They riff on “moon water” (a TikTok trend where you charge water under moonlight for 'energy') – calling it nonsense and “dumb broad stuff.”
• Local Ballot Measures:
  Small-town voter turnout anecdote: Apache Junction had only 54 votes in its recent referendum despite 39,000 adults.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You go to the dealerships... I like the tangible touch, feel, leave with something. And I ended up going back and on my phone, finding something. This is $7,000 or $8,000 less... and it said I can just order it.” — John (06:50)
• “He cloned his dog. That is mad scientist nonsense that you don’t want... I’m not a play God guy, but that’s playing God and it ain’t right.” — John (28:16)
• “They used to tell people Einstein was in [special ed]… that's the biggest scam ever pulled on dumb kids." — John (86:14)
• “A real man wouldn’t allow his wife to become a communist. That might be the smartest thing I’ve ever said.” — John (127:01)

On “Loony Bins” and language:

“You’ve got to call it what it is. Nut house. Long coats. Strap them up and tell them to knock it off. If they get better, they get let out. If not, they stay.” — John (65:22)

On clones:

“If they allowed authentic breasts to be attached to the vehicle, I would... pay for that extra flag.” — John, imagining the ultimate custom order (11:45)

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Important Timestamps (Segment Guide)

• 02:13 – 17:50: Car shopping, changes in dealerships, nostalgia for old-school salesmen.
• 24:50 – 35:05: Tom Brady’s dog cloning; philosophical sidebar: would you make out with your own clone?
• 55:20 – 87:55: Mental health “loony bin” proposition, special ed labels, family stories.
• 97:48 – 116:47: Headlines, Riverside, AZ trivia, Thanksgiving prep, moon water trend.
• 117:01 – 132:40: “Red Scare” at home, communism jokes, holiday dread for families with new lefties.

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Tone & Language

• Irreverent, Intentionally Politically Incorrect:
  Uncensored banter is the default; expect R-rated jokes, dips into “old man yells at cloud” nostalgia, but always wrapped in humor.
• Local and Inside-Jokey:
  Many references to Phoenix-area landmarks and past bits, plus self-deprecating stories.
• Camaraderie & Satire:
  The guys roast each other and themselves as much as they do society.

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode will give you a taste of HMS’s signature blend: local flavor, social satire, and all-out goofiness. You’ll hear the crew lament modern life’s changes—from car buying to education—while never letting a chance for self-mockery or a wild hypothetical pass by.

Skip if: you dislike politically incorrect, loose, or long-form comic radio.

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Transcript

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[B]

Still streaming Homberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Wednesday. It is the morning sickness. It's 5:45. My name is John. There's Brady, there's Brett, there's Toledo. We're ready to go. Another perfect day in paradise. You're waking up to glory right now. Get your windows open, get outside, move around, do your thing and enjoy yourselves. Because you live in paradise. And you must accept that each and every time I tell you, damn it, it's perfect. It's a perfect morning. Just absolutely amazing. Every. It's. It's actually, you know, so far so good. With relatives not bothering you from other places telling you how it's one degree outside. Getting there. We're getting close. But absolutely brilliant. Makes it even better for this weekend. Brett, when we're out at that thing on that bike ride, makes everybody want to do that action ride shop on Saturday.

[C]

There you can make your plans for Thanksgiving.

[B]

Action ride shop, family.

[C]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

We get everybody on a bike. I've seen Americans. I'm not so sure a family bike ride is in the future for a lot of. Make me feel sorry for the bike.

[A]

Well, they got full suspension.

[B]

Well, they better have a wagon for grandma and grandpa. They've let it go.

[A]

Josh has got the new F350 pivots.

[B]

Yeah, it's got to have some cabin space. And boy, speaking of, have you guys. This is the weirdest thing in the world. I've. I was. I have not been on a car lot dealership lot to shop for cars in a long time. It's been a minute. So yesterday I did that. There's like, eventually it just comes down to getting on the Internet and ordering it. You know, it's the strangest thing. It's like, because you get to the deal.

[C]

How many more are doing that?

[B]

They don't have anything. Like, they have the display ones, and sometimes it's like the super high. Like, I. I don't necessarily want, you know, red leather interior. Oh, okay. I'm like, do you have anything else? No, we can go online and order it. And I'm like, well, so can I. Why am I here? Like, you're supposed to have it.

[C]

It's really expensive to keep that inventory.

[B]

Yeah, I guess. But it was like, the places you go, they're like, well, we can just order that. And I'm like, well, I can just order that. I came here to, like, see what you got now. Yeah, we have the.

[C]

Or find it around the country. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they'll find it.

[C]

Bucks to ship it.

[B]

They're gonna charge me 2,000 to ship a 700. I'm like, what are you doing? And then I had to ask him, like, can I speak to the radio executives in charge of this place? Because you're running it worse than my business. What in the world are you thinking? Like, we don't have anything that you would want, but the Internet does. And I'm like, well, I came here in the hopes that I can get it from other dealerships. I'm like, why would I go here then?

[A]

Just Amazon it like everything else.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Jump online.

[B]

And I felt bad because I want that. I want the guy who's. You know, I actually enjoyed a couple of the people I chatted with on a couple of dealerships. I went to. One the dealership's fault. One. The guy's fault. When the salesman's fault. It was the fact that they're like, you know, here are five colors that we offer in the. And I'm like, oh, do you have the.

[C]

Yeah, if you're looking for the specific.

[B]

Well, I wasn't that specific, though. Remember, you used to go. And they like that. Each kind of trim model in a different color. And if you had to find a. If you were dead set on, like, a black, you know, Ford Mustang or something. And like, oh, we have one in the low trim. We got to get the GT model. It's like, oh, well, can you order it? We'll have in a couple of days. This one's like, let me go on the Internet. I'm like, why? Why did I leave my house? Why did I do this? Like, I could have done exactly what you're going to do. And the one guy even said. He's like, oh, we've got one over on. Like, there's one at Carvana. Well, that's the. You shouldn't be shopping Carvana. That's the purpose of your existence. Oh, no. We're all in cahoots. I'm like, so this is just the Internet warehouse. And the guy told me, goes, we used to be able to move cars like crazy. He said he's been at it for a while. And he said, we don't do that anymore. He said, I don't have any of the inventory. He goes, we have to go to a second lot and look at all this other stuff. I was looking at a Bronco, and it had a two Door. I liked the two door one. I'm like, these are kind of neat. And he's, he's like, yeah, we don't have any. I'm like, I'm looking at one. He goes, yeah, that one is. That's our display.

[A]

It's not for sale.

[B]

It was for sale, but it was like the owner was using it or something. Something. And I'm like, oh, tell the prick.

[A]

To get do a mustache.

[B]

He's using that. He said, we got to go through it. I said, I don't want this one, but if I did. Well, you could buy it. But you know, if you're still, we have to order you another one. I'm like, no, I want the one that's got your owners put some miles on it. Well, we can't sell that as new. Precisely.

[A]

You see the nose?

[B]

You see the berg at the end of my name. You asked for it, I gave it to you. Now let's make a deal. So, yeah, the worst part is you go to the dealerships and I again, I'm for that. I like the tangible touch, feel, leave with something. And I ended up going back and on my phone, finding something. I'm like, oh, this is. This is 7 or $8,000 less than what I was gonna. And it said I can just order it.

[A]

So is that what you're doing?

[B]

I think so. I don't know yet. We'll see. I'm new to the market, Bert. I'm thinking about.

[A]

This isn't another cybertruck nightmare like last time?

[B]

Cybertruck was on my list again. Shot down. It's been sh. Down, but I can deal on it. Megan. Megan's not in the loop on that. She's. That's just not a possibility. That's like me saying I want to buy a spaceship. It really started to permeate through when I mentioned Cyber truck to friends and the gays. And I literally think the gays would move out if I bought a cyber truck across the street because it would just drive them nuts. That, and it kind of. It motivates me a lot. Oh, yeah, it's an eyesore. They would call the city to have me hide it inside, which sort of motivates me to want to do it just, you know, to own a car, to zing a guy. But yeah, it was kind of a strange. Kind of a strange difference. I remember when my dad and I used to go car shopping. I used to love it because the game was so much fun, like, and they had everything the dealerships usually had you know, if you wanted a. A jeep, they had every color. They had each. You know, there's so many little packages, though, that now it's almost impossible to get. Well, I want that. I don't want that. I want this. I don't want that. And they. You know, then they have to order. The order takes months.

[C]

They can order one of each and keep it in stock. Right.

[B]

They can't do it. So they've made it almost too difficult for themselves to sell vehicles. Unless they're the base models. They usually have one of the high end. Like, I even looked at Ford Mustang, the electric Ford Mustangs. They have one of the high models, and it was kind of a strange, pukey brown. I'm not a big fan of the color. Do you have anything else, like. No, this is the one we've got. I'm like, what are you doing? Why would you not have multiple options? I could leave today with a car. You don't realize.

[C]

One that they got. You can get a little taste of it.

[B]

Yeah, I don't. Unfortunately, I don't want to take it.

[C]

They got the brown one.

[B]

I might want to leave with a car that's. That's the purpose of a sale, is have things available. Because this person that's here, remember when they used to be accused of being pushy? Now that's the exact opposite. Like, you'd go, and they'd be like, look, we're gonna. And you might even get a car. It's like, it didn't have the. The thing I wanted, but that was the one they had. It was great. It had almost everything.

[C]

And it's like picking out a paint color sometimes, because you see. Well, it comes in this color, right. And you look at the square at the.

[B]

This is. I don't know, metallic blue. See it?

[A]

So you're getting the family truckster now, basically.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You go for one thing and.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Do the switching.

[B]

But that's what we hold this. The old sales guys would be like, I know you want to leave with a car today, because people don't car shop with the idea of not getting one. If you're on the lot, you're probably thinking about buying a car. So you don't.

[C]

But most of them, if they see that car, they're picking it up.

[B]

You like, I'm car shop. I don't want to do this every day. I don't want to come back here multiple times. I want to get. I have an idea in my head of what I'm looking at, and I'm looking at this and if you had it, I'd probably buy it. But it essentially, you lost a sale last night by not having this stuff. And it wasn't just one place. It was like three places. You're like, we don't have one. You don't have that at all. Now we can order it. So can I. So I'm gonna go. I'll just go. I'm. Why do I. Why do I leave the house if you don't have the inventory and I. And we're both going to the Internet at the end of this and I gotta pay you to do it. I'm an idiot.

[A]

Maybe we should be like, McDonald's on. Just put a kiosk there.

[B]

It's not a bad idea. Just order it up and then give me some time. I ordered a Jeep years ago. I have. It's. It's Blackie. And Blackie was a special order because they didn't have anything. I'm like, I'll take the black one. And I ordered it in like April and it showed up in June. Like, how come that had. And it wasn't like I asked for it to have, like, unicorn horn. Pretty basic stuff. We gotta build it. Why can't you just make a phone? This doesn't exist anywhere. No. Like, it's a Jeep. I'm not surprising you with anything here. I didn't ask for each seat to have a pair of breasts attached to it. It's pretty much what you guys build.

[A]

Why I'd wait for that.

[B]

Yeah, I would pay for that extra flag. Well, then we've got the. This is called the Badlands model. This is our highest trim and just a little extra feature here. The front passenger seat and steering wheel come with a set of seats on them. And they're pretty nice. You just have to pick what color you like. Asian. Mexican. That'd be the colors. Yeah. Again, wow. So I got to. I like mocha. Do you have a mulatto? I don't know if. Am I allowed to say that anymore? Yeah, we mix races. We can get that. But it's got a special order mixed race breasts on your badlands. I would. If they. If they allowed authentic breasts to be attached to the vehicle.

[C]

If you've seen the car and you're ordering new, I understand the Internet thing, but on the used side of it, if you're getting one, you know, a couple years old.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You pull up, use the Internet to see what's available. But then you gotta go, you gotta get it from. Because I, I Have a hard time pulling the trigger on an Internet used car. Because a lot of times when you go, finally go see that car. Yeah, wow, this has been beat up.

[B]

It's like a date. Yeah, it's a chick. It's a fat chick who's got good pictures of herself on her thing. Yeah, the same thing. You see, I don't like buying stuff I can't see first. Because in person, on the picture. How many times have you seen a filtered broad? Every day. And then you see her in person, you're like, wow, when did. When did she go through the time portal? Because, like, she aged 40 years, 31 years older than that last picture that she posted yesterday. When did that happen? Or vice versa is like, wow, she was really thin yesterday. So you see a car, it's like they can. They do it at houses, too. If you ever go and see people's real estate pictures on their houses and there's always a magnificent sunset or something, and it's like, man, this place is gorgeous. Disaster. And all the rooms look huge in the picture by sight on senior. It's crazy. I just haven't been on a dealership lot in a long time. And I was joking with the sales guy, who's a young guy, and I was like, you guys go to the Internet just like I would. Yeah. And I, what do I need you for? And he goes, man, you don't like. No kidding. And then he started to tell me about stuff. He goes, for the Mustangs. We offer, like, a company that comes to your house and gives you a retro plug so you can charge it at home. And he goes, most of the time they don't even do it right. He goes, just take the rebate.

[A]

Really?

[B]

He goes, yeah, call an electrician. The company we send out sucks. Oh, man, thanks. What happened to car salespeople that you're on my side now? When did that happen?

[A]

Aren't you supposed to be effing me?

[B]

Are you supposed to. Am I not supposed to be angry almost immediately upon, like, talking to you? Like, I feel like you're trying escape.

[C]

Shouldn't you say that to your boss? Yeah, let him know. Maybe change companies on the. Remember when you know we're still going to go with this company? That's not good.

[B]

Well, they just suck. And there's just nothing you can do about it. But they give you 2000 on rebate. Just take it. And remember when leaving the car lot caused, like, multiple people to come and find you.

[A]

Oh, the guy's coming down from the tower.

[B]

Hey, hey, just want to let you know I want to thank you for coming out today, and if there's anything we can do. I mean, what was your name? Can I get your number? Nothing.

[C]

This dude yesterday, I even let you leave. Hang on. I understand. You don't like the deal.

[B]

Hated you. That was the. That was the game.

[C]

They're still out there.

[B]

I know they're still out there. I'm worried about that. I'm gonna run into one again. I know I'm gonna like them. I'm gonna be like, hey, this is great. I miss you. You're old school. This dude had. I said, do you have a card? And he goes, no. You don't? No, I'll be right back. And he went in and got another guy's card and wrote his name on the back of it. Like, this is not how it used to be. You guys used to be pricks. I used to want to fight you. I actually would take this dude to lunch. He was pleasant.

[C]

Until you sell so many cars, you gotta write your name on a paper. You gotta earn that business card.

[B]

You don't have anything, kid. I'm not printing up cards for your dumbass. Until you pull three off the lot.

[C]

That's a newbie.

[B]

Yeah, he was new. He was good, though. He knew everything. And it was. It was a pleasant experience. Aside from the fact that if I wanted a car, they didn't have it.

[C]

And sometimes it's refreshing to hear that stuff. Nah, just take the rebate.

[B]

Get out of here while you're still alive. What? They're gonna crush you in there, man. But all they have are base model vehicles in every color, and then one high end kind of show off, and then you can order that. I mean, it was just. It was just because I'm like, look at this. Parking lots packed full of cars. He goes, yeah, it's just all base models, just our different colors on display. I'm like, holy cow. How about that? I get a few.

[A]

You know, basically, it's nothing you want, right?

[B]

It's not. Well, I mean, the one I want, I have to buy this specific. And I don't. Like, I even said, like, the best one on the lot is puke brown. Like, put a good color. You know, if I was coming here for a black one and this awesome red one was there, I might go home in the red one. But puke brown, that's not the good one. So many people are driving puke brown cars because it was the one on the lot and they needed a car that I Don't need it that day. But it was weird.

[C]

It's the package that they wanted, but it's only available in that exterior color, Puke brown.

[B]

Puke brown is your best foot forward. I'm looking at all these other, like, bright reds and maroons and greens and black and puke brown. And that's the gt. Why put the cool color. Nobody says that I get a puke brown gt. I'm pretty proud of it. Black, red, white's good. You know, puke brown, that's the. That's for the weirdos. There's always a weirdo in your neighborhood's got the puke brown. Not even the good brown. Not even that desert beige. That puke like, you know what I'm talking about. Like, it's almost like a wooden shoe. Anyway. Don't know what to do about it. It was interesting. Haven't been out there for a long time. I haven't. I haven't got a. I haven't purchased it made me realize I have not even purchased a car since 2017. I haven't been in the car. I haven't been in the car market at all for a year.

[C]

What are you doing with cash, bro?

[B]

And that was the other thing. We've lost some financing options. I'm like, we don't. We'll. We'll be good. Well, what. And then they try to talk. Because the last guy talked me into just. If you could finance for a couple months and then pay it off, I get extra money. Like, so if I go through your financing process, you get some money. What are you doing for me on that? I can give you another 5,000 off. That makes it easier for me to pay in cash. Like, you keep dropping the price. It's actually easier for me to do in cash. Just do it and then pay it for 90 days, and then I get extra. So I did that. I went through all that financing crap for that kid to make, like, another 3,000 bucks. And I'm like, I'm never doing this again. 2017. That's enough of that. And then the car showed up. Two of the things were missing. You didn't get the LED lights. Oh, we had discussed that, but I don't. Like, why would I discuss that with you and then say, I want it, but don't put it on there.

[A]

It was a good idea.

[B]

We discussed you having it on there. And like, no, just say what happened. You forgot, and it's the wrong light pattern. I'm fine with it. I'll live with this. But just Take the price off. Well, since we went through financing, I can only give you a credit. I'm like, yeah, that's what I'm talking. Just give me credit. I'm not coming back for lunch or anything. Just give me money, okay? My dad used to hate car dealers. By the way, Ticket is the 6:00am Code word. We're at 6:00'. Clock. Ticket. T, I, C, K, E, T. My dad used to yell at those guys as a. Hello.

[C]

It was war.

[B]

It was war. My dad was so mean to car salespeople. So I'm actually the opposite. I'm actually nice to them because I know they've been through a Dan Holmberg or two in the last few days. My dad, we were at Burge Ford once in Mesa and the guy came out, goes, hey, how's everybody's day going? He's like, little proud of these, aren't you? First words out of his mouth. What are you talking about? Sir, these prices are ridiculous. And I'm not going to haggle with your fight. I have a price in my mind. I'm paying it. Whoa. Hey. Oh, we're off to a bad start. Your day not going so well? I don't need your either. We're dealing here. Oh, man. My dad blew up every. Every single time. Even if the deals were going well, I think he felt the need to explode to make the guy so afraid. And then we get in the car and my dad's like, you gotta remember these guys selling cars. They're like these students, these are scared to death of people with success. Like, what? Yeah, because they act like they've got the upper hand. You have to let them know they don't. I'm like, I don't think you're doing it right. I think you're just making people hate you. Doesn't bother me. And we would. We'd get deals. My dad was horrible. I remember we made it. We bought a 1986 CJ7. And I remember this because it's a core memory in my life. And we went to go get it. My dad said, let me go. Because we were trading in a Ford. And we were trading the car in for this Jeep. Actually, we're trading in my Jeep for a Ford. It was the other way around. And we go in there and it was my car. So was that the Bronco? Yeah, the Bronco too. And we're sitting in there and he plops down in the deal. And we had a. We had everything mapped out. The last visit. Went home to get the Jeep because We didn't have it. He said, we'll go get the jeep. We'll trade it in. And my dad's like, you washed that goddamn thing. I told him this, that. And so we washed it, made it look great. Pull back in, drop it. Go back in this guy's office. And the salesman comes in. He goes, all right, Dan, you got the car. We got this. I got to tell you, I couldn't. I couldn't get the number we talked about on the interest rate because your son doesn't have any credit. And I was 18. 17. And my dad just goes, you mother, I can't believe you would put me through this. I had to go all the way up and get the. Are you done? And he goes, yeah. And he goes, I got you a better rate. My dad had just stood up, was pounding the guy's desk, mother effing him all the way around. And I'm sitting there just like. And he goes, I just. Are you done? The guy was furious. He goes, I got you better rate. I remember the interest rate they were trying to get was 10% because of me. The guy got it down to, like, seven. And that was back when that was reasonable. It's not now. And it's seven. Oh, my God. Oh, okay. And I just thought, please apologize. Please apologize, please. My dad goes, I'm sorry I lost my temper, but it's you guys. And he started to yell at him again. It was like the typical sale. And he was horribly mean to them. Only person I never did it to, like waiters or. He was only people. My dad was horrible to immediately. Car salespeople. And I know he wasn't alone.

[A]

No, definitely.

[B]

I know it was war, like you said. It was just people went in there thinking they were gonna try to fight him. Boy, I. I'm the opposite. I'm nice. I'm asking them, how was your day going? If you're running any. Dan Holmberg's here today. It's gotta be miserable to meet my dad.

[A]

Horrible. It's like back in the day, we go car shopping. The training music from Rocky started before you got in the car and everything else. You know, you're working out, ready to go down there.

[B]

And, oh, my buddy sold cars for a short period of time. And he goes, man, my eyes are open. I'm like, what? And he goes, every time they tell you to, like, ring a bell or a gong or something, it's to let the other salespeople know that you just. Some people from Peoria, like, really, if they're like, hey, deal of the day. Why don't you go hit the gong? And they go over and smash a gong. It's basically to say, we absolutely raped these two. And the other sales people, like, all right, somebody's gotten a new car. What they're talking about is a sales guy, he just made enough money to buy a new car off of you.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Hit the gong, Harry. I can't believe it. No, you hit it. We got such a good deal. They're letting us play with a gong. Hey, we got a new car. And then you leave and they're just slapping high fives. Like, we crush those two. So if they ever do that to you, you're like, hey, you want to go ring the gong or you want to make that fire? They have a fireman's. Yeah, just say no and then walk out of the place. Go, if you're making me ring that stuff, I know you're. I know you've just raped me. I don't know. Why would you say that? Because it's. You guys have been doing this for a long time. You do that to dumb, dumb old people or new people. You don't do it to dudes. Middle aged guys. We've seen them. We're. We're cynics. I don't know. We'll see. I don't even know if I'm gonna get a car, but I would have last night. If it was the one I was looking at that we saw online was sitting in his lot, I'd have bought it last night. I can see if I can get that for you. I'm like, so can I? I'll do it myself. I told you what website to go to. Let me see if I can get a deal on it. And then you're gonna charge me for. No, I'll do it myself. I'll just pay what's on the thing? And he was pretty much like, yeah, that seems right. It's so weird. Ticket is the word for 6am if you want to go grab that ticket, put it on your promo code and take it in the app. Yesterday, everybody's phones popped at the same time. Almost like those weird alerts when there's missing turquoise people. Tom Brady is confirmed the weirdest mother effer on the planet. Like, just. He's a eugenics Hitler is what he is. And we've got to keep. I've. I've said this several times. Every time Tom Brady does something, always know that it's probably not on the up and up. Everything he's doing seems Shady from his TB12 program with that guru guy that he had. And they were selling products to people. And even his own team's like, get this guy out of here. We'll keep Tom. But that dude you bring with you isn't allowed in the building anymore because now he's just selling people powders and shakes. We don't know if it's legit or not. Get him out of here. And then, of course, you know, he's constantly cheated through his entire football career. I'm the one who tried to blow the whistle, saying he shouldn't be allowed to broadcast games and own a team because you get information privy to other teams. And some people have said that it isn't right. And then yesterday, he goes off and announces that he's cloned his dog.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

You didn't hear that?

[A]

No.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So his dog died in 2023, and Tom Brady took some of its DNA and took it to a lab and cloned it.

[A]

And he see Pet Sematary.

[B]

This don't work. What are you doing here? It was. And Tom Brady is starting to make me think maybe he's a bit like, he wouldn't. He would do it to himself. Tom Brady loves himself. You know that Tom Brady's very. Into Tom Brady, There's a vial of Tom Brady's something or other that he's got this dude that he runs around with, you know, Tom Brady's about to clone himself. Can I be the.

[C]

The whistle goat quarterback. He's gonna wait about 20.

[B]

He's going to do this. It's probably already started.

[D]

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[B]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness. And then this kid's just gonna show up in some family that they've paid a hundred million dollars to say, raise the clone. Tom Brady raised the Brady baby. It's got extremely good skills athletically. We can. We can mold it.

[C]

I don't know if the guy still owns it, but you remember the. He had the celebrity theater he closed.

[B]

He clones his dogs, and it's just.

[C]

He's done it twice, dude.

[B]

It's just not normal. Dogs are wonderful. I am a dog freak. There are so many dogs available out there. And I love the dogs that I've had and lost. I wanted them to last forever, but it's creepy as to clone one, it's creepy you go out and get another dog, but it's creepy to clone your dog. That is that mad scientist nonsense that you don't want that Dr. Moreau kind of stuff. You're right. Have you not seen Pet Cemetery? When we started to build dogs out of other dogs, it turns on you. I would show him that. That real sports story I saw years ago, that guy that absolutely couldn't get enough of a pet longhorn he had. And when the longhorn died, he built a new one. And the family was like, this one's not the same as the other one. It's kind of mean, and it's not exactly normal. And the clone, it's my baby. The cloning people said, it'll look and seem just like the other one, but it's not. It has its own experiences and its own things. And he said, and sometimes they're not wired right through cloning. And sure enough, this longhorn, Gordon Gordon killed him. Because he. He saw him and thought, oh, it's my old baby.

[C]

I'll nap with him.

[B]

So, yeah, so he would rub its belly like the old one liked, and the new one didn't like that. The cloned one was like, I don't like my belly rubbed. He's like, yeah, but the one that you're made of did. I don't. And he just. I see you in there. He shoved his horn through his sternum and Suddenly, the clone was no longer exactly like the old one because he was covered in blood. Cloning your pets is flat out wrong. And I'm not a play God guy, but that's playing God and it ain't right. It's weird. And Tom Brady's a weirdo. He's a freak. And I looked at his face in the story. His face is doing something new again. Look at Tom Brady when he was young and look at him now. He's not aging like a human being. Something's going on. I'm thinking maybe this is the clone. It's. He's not even that. Like, he's at Raiders games as himself and then his clone. And when you listen to him broadcast the game, I don't think he does a bad job. But there's nothing about Tom Brady memorable about. He's not bringing much energy and fire to each broadcast. It's not like he's not endearing or likable. Like the way Tony Romo kind of just became this dopey, here we go, Jim. We gotta love all this going on. He's got emotion. He kind of seems to enjoy what's happening. Tom Brady is not that you.

[C]

You would hear initially about Romo. From the beginning, he's like, wow, his insight is pretty cool.

[B]

He's almost a child.

[C]

Talk about that.

[B]

But the same way Madden had his little goofs and stuff and, you know, everybody's got something. Tom Brady is just this robotic, strange clone. And now he's basically saying, yeah, I dabble in cloning. And nobody's saying Tom Brady is crazy. It was his former dog Lua, who died in 2023. And for Tom Brady, he said the memory of Lua just wasn't enough. So he took his new dog, Junie, and they told People magazine, yeah, it's a clone. I made it. I made it in a lab. So I love my animals. They mean the world to me and my family. A few years ago, I worked with Colossal and leveraged their non invasive cloning technology. That's mad. That's the bad guy in a Bond movie would say something like that.

[C]

He interrupted their mammoth making.

[B]

Yes. Yeah, Colossal. Hey, guys, here's lula. She's a 20. You mind taking a break from mammoths and dodos? Yeah, they're like, sure, we'll help you out, Tom Brady. This can help families losing their beloved pets and help save endangered species. Your pets, your dogs aren't endangered species. There's a shelter near you, Tom, that would have done a lot better than you cloning. Lua Colossal Biosciences announced Tuesday that it acquired ViaGen Pets and Equine so they can build horses, too. What is going on? And why is Tom Brady not getting like, hammered for this? This is bad. Says it costs about 50 grand to clone a dog or a cat and 85 to clone your horse. Come on.

[C]

Volume. It's volume.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. If you turn. If you got multiples, you can just. You can keep rebuilding your own dogs shelters, for Christ's sake. Shelters. And you don't need to clone horses. The only thing cloning should be used for is food. We start cloning cows and stuff, and it's like, if we can make. If it's faster, it's probably not as.

[C]

And that was one of the things that, you know, they are wigging out on corn.

[B]

Well, cloning corn.

[C]

Gmo.

[B]

Oh. And they're starting to modify. Yeah, you can't. It just seems off. Cause you know what's next. Not gonna be a popular phrase I'm about to say, but that Sid's baby can make it. You just have to wait. You know, you're gonna have a little hiccup in time, that's all. Just suck out some Sids baby, put them in a tube and make a new SIDS baby and act like that thing never happened. That crib problem was never an issue. You can keep all the stuff you bought. You know, you go through a little thing, but then you just rebuild them. It's like bringing them back to life. Sid's baby cloning. I'm going to invest in that because that's a booming business right there.

[C]

Colossal already has a division.

[B]

They have to. And is that bad? I mean, truly, you lose a kid, you clone a new kid. And you're like that. Hardly. That kid, our old kid, you know, got Toledo's brother that got hit by that bus.

[A]

Jeremy.

[B]

Yeah, I like that. You remember? I mean, Toledo's dad loved his other kids so much, I'm surprised he didn't clone. Jeremy spent all the money. Wouldn't that be awful if we found out Toledo's dead, cloned Jeremy and still never even tried to call Rich. I lost my son. You have another one. You've never. We don't talk about that one.

[A]

Get myself another one.

[B]

What is 85 grand to get my boy back? Well, you could just go call the one in Arizona. Stupid clone and clone this one. Start over. You don't clone dogs. And it makes me just say Tom Brady is a lunatic. And there is a. There's no way he didn't look into this with the people rebuilding because it is the big company. This isn't some fly by night. This is the big, gigantic one that's redoing woolly mammoths and dodo birds and extinct species. And this is a massive company. Tom Brady rang him up and said, can you do my puppy? And they said, yes. Which means Tom Brady's brain isn't going to sit back and say, what? What about me? Can you redo me? Like, we could build another you. Tom Brady would date himself. I'm convinced of that. If Tom Brady's clone showed up at Tom Brady's house, Tom Brady would immediately. That guy. I know I would. Not the Tom Brady one. If you built another me, it would be dangerous because that's the only person I'd want to hang out with. We'd be awesome together. But it would. But I also would recognize the creepy factor of exact me. Hanging out with me. Because he would know exactly how hard to grip it. The hand jobs in the car. He would know exactly how to. He would know exactly pornhub pages. Yeah, he would. He'd be like, dude, look what I found. And he know I. He'd. I'd like that. He'd know exactly the tenderness of the kiss that I need. Yeah, he'd be perfect. And then you would have to kiss yourself, right. To see if you're any good at it or what you feel like you would have. You'd want to know, would you not, if clone Brady came in immediately and you'd be like, I wonder, what is.

[A]

That ancestral at that point?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What do I look like walking away? No. No, it's not. Yeah, you would kiss yourself. You would do it.

[C]

No.

[B]

Yes, you would. You would. You'd get too curious to be like, what do I feel like? You'd have to know. You'd have to. And what if you found out, man, I'm pretty good kisser. This is a little Twinkie to me. No, it's not. You do it. You'd touch yourself if he's cloning me.

[C]

If you're like, I know he is. So.

[B]

You don't know that. No, you don't. Stop it. I can tell by your tiny little mouth that you're one of those droolers. You could learn. You don't know.

[C]

You say, sure do.

[B]

No, you don't. It's one of those weird little. Like somebody eating a grape out of a horse when horses eat out of a hand. Like you're eating the top of an ice cream cone. There's no way you're not that. Are you too aggressive? Is your tongue rough?

[C]

Do you think anyone admits that they're a bad kisser?

[B]

Probably. I would assume so. I can tell by people's mouths.

[C]

If you knew you're a bad kisser, then. I mean, if they thought they were. When you fix that, it's a fixable thing.

[B]

You know how you fix it? Give yourself a smooch, Find out what to do. It's like going to the game tape. Think. Oh, I am a little aggressive there, huh? That swirl things no good for anybody. I'm gonna stop doing that.

[A]

Wait a minute. You can tell by somebody's mouth?

[B]

Yeah, I can tell by looking at somebody.

[A]

So who in the building is good and who's bad?

[B]

Who's a good kisser? Really good kisser, Probably. Let's take it. Let's take a inventory this real quick. A good kisser in the building, man or woman?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Fitz has a good. He uses his mouth well, like, it's. He's. You probably are. All right. You got a nice shape on that thing.

[A]

All right.

[B]

You don't open your mouth very wide when you talk, though, so you could be one of those dirty tongue people. You know those? You ever kiss one of those?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, the worst lizard people. That's what I think you would do. I think you would dart. You got a small mouth.

[C]

I've kissed a darter before.

[B]

Yeah, the darters are the worst. Maybe you learned from that. Maybe she was darting back to be like, this is what this dude likes. You're like, I hate that. So you swat. You switched it out. Larry would be horrible. Larry would be. Larry's mouth would be way too wide open.

[C]

There's the open cave. That's dead tongue. It just lays there.

[B]

Oh, those are the worst. Yeah, when you're just kissing an open hole.

[C]

Then there's the drool bucket, the drill buckets.

[B]

See, that's what I think you might be because you get the speech impediment.

[C]

How come I know about a drool bucket?

[B]

It. Maybe it was your drool kissed a drool. Maybe the two of you together made, like some sort of tsunami. Like, you're drooling and she's drooling, and it just turned into a sopping mess. Usually people with a lisp or an affect or some sort of thing in their mouth have a spit issue. Maybe it's not coming out, but it's inside there. Oh, that's. You wouldn't even kiss that. If they've got Stuff on their lips.

[A]

Little hangers on the sides.

[C]

Yeah, not only hangers. It's just.

[B]

You wouldn't even make out with that, I would assume.

[C]

Problem?

[B]

The good kissers. Like who? Downstairs, Heather Morrison's got some. I don't know if those are manufactured, but her mouth is like. She's got, you know, her mouth, lips and stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There'S a few that seem scared. Like, they'd be those shaky kind of half. Ed would be. No, I think Ed would surprise you. Oh, really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I think Ed's made out with a lot of pillows. He's practiced for years, and he's ready. I don't know. I don't think there's anybody down there that would be like, ooh, they're bad. Everybody's got kind of normal. But I look at, like, you know, maybe not guys. I don't know, but a girl with a. With a lisp or a speech thing.

[A]

You said either or.

[B]

You can know. I can tell by looking. But I'm saying I'm. I'm wondering because Brady's claiming that he's the world's greatest kisser in his own weird way. Yeah, Kind of in a strange way.

[A]

What about Tripp?

[B]

Would be horrible. It would be so shaky and weird. And I know he probably used to be great at it, but now it's like. Like there's too much noise, the aggression. I think Tripp would be super aggressive. I think in the middle of half a kiss, Trip, be like this. Take your pants off. I think it would be. We're going for it. If. If Tripp's kissing you, he ain't stopping there. He's. He's. He's. Time to waste on just a kiss good night he's going for it, Trip. Yeah, Joseph. Probably pretty solid. Yeah, There's. I don't know. Yeah, I can tell by my Dave Har downstairs. I'll say this. Probably a decent kisser. Dave Har.

[A]

All right.

[B]

But he cries too much during lovemaking. Moynihan's probably a terrible kisser. He probably gets too. Like, his hands get. He probably gets too riled up. And again, probably a lot of giggling. Like he's. It's too. Too much excitement. You know, it's the kind of the. When you look at puppies and stuff, and you realize that one's gonna jump on me. It's like. You just know before they jump that the energy is jump.

[C]

So glasses fog up.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. That's a good. It's a good question. I'M gonna go down and take a gander. I really haven't, you know, because it's worked. You're not supposed to stare at people's mouths and go, what do I make out?

[C]

Sometimes the disappointing thing. You think that would be a really good kisser?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Usually it's the, the bigger lips are bad. Usually that's too much and they, that turns into like a big old kind of like vacuum but you know, like just a nice, a good sized mouth doesn't have to be big lips or small lips. Good size mouth and you know, doesn't sound like there's any trouble going on. It's like a clunky car engine. Things are moving solid. I think Paul Serle would be one that would surprise you. I think it would be good because yeah, he's like, he's a bigger dude so he has to make up for what he feels insecure about. So I'm sure kissing would be like, oh. Because it's your first impression on that. So he'd be like, oh, wow, this is not bad. I think I can swim through all this fat and take my chances. I think when you've got obvious physical issues, kissing becomes important because if you're bad at that, that's. You're not getting any further with that. Yeah. All right. Interesting. You got me thinking about John Jay. John Jay. I don't know which face, which version, which trim model. I think John Jay would be one of those.

[C]

So tight.

[B]

Yeah, I'm sure. I don't know his mouth even opens anymore. He just speaks through computer programs that have, they've inserted into his head. I thought that printed. Yeah. I don't know. Let's go. Now I'm thinking about all that stuff and sometimes you can be wrong about it, of course.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But for the most part you can judge it right away just by looking at a person and how they use their mouth. On a day to day.

[C]

Interesting.

[B]

I would rate myself probably mid average. I can do it. I'm pretty okay. I don't think I do anything great. I don't think I do anything bad. I just get the job done. I'm basically the Toyota Corolla of making out. I'm gonna get you where you're going. You're not gonna remember me, but as you park it, you're like, I don't want to own one of these, but that's a pretty nice car. That's basically got me here. Yeah, that's kind of the way I do everything. That's like I'm A rental. Like, this is a nice car. Would you ever buy it? Oh, no, but I. I don't mind renting one. Got me from A to B. Creature Comforts.

[C]

You gotta adapt sometimes.

[B]

How so?

[C]

All depends on who you. The person that you're kissing at the time. Sometimes people kiss differently. That's why it's like, wow, the one that connects with you. That's right.

[B]

I'm saying if you cloned yourself, going back to that, and you'd try to make and see what you're doing right.

[C]

And wrong.

[B]

And Tripp would kiss himself going, geez, that guy's a little handsy, and started to tug on my hair.

[A]

Becky says, I love you guys. You're cracking me up. Sounds like a bunch of teenage girls going through Tiger magazine.

[B]

It kind of is. I bet you. Well, what about JTT is a great kisser? I don't know. I just know that if I cloned myself, I'd make out. And you guys asked and you say you wouldn't. You would hug yourself at the very least, right? Just to feel how you feel in someone's eye. You'd have to. You would hug yourself if you cloned you, right?

[A]

Yeah, why not?

[B]

And you would think about it. Wouldn't.

[C]

But it wouldn't be like your brother.

[B]

No, it isn't like your brother.

[C]

It's you.

[B]

And you would grab it. No, like, this is what someone else feels when they feel me. Not your brother's. Not especially your brother. You're nothing alike. So it isn't that you're making it all sexual. I'm making it an experiment. When you're like, you hug him and you're like, that's what I feel like. Okay, you don't.

[C]

I'm making it sexual by hugging my brother.

[B]

Well, no, you're saying you're making it sexual by saying that if you hugged yourself, it would be. No, it's like your brother. No, you're actually trying to feel how you feel. So it's different than it would be just hugging your brother. No emotion or anything. Like, say, hey, buddy, I love you. That's nothing. When you're hugging yourself, you're like, to feel how you feel, you know, sexual. How does your ass feel? And from that angle, you'd grab it. If I was hugging cloned me, I'd go down and feel my ass be like, oh, we need to work on that. Or, hey. Because I've never had that chance to go rub my hands down my own back from that angle and lift my own ass cheeks. Like we do to all our women. Yeah. When you kiss them, you go, what do you do? You go down. And sometimes they do it to you. What do you feel like? That's not a weird question. That's totally normal. But in order to find out, you'd have to clone people. And that's where the normal stops and Tom Brady begins. And that's my point. Tom Brady's a freak. And don't think there isn't a Tom Brady in some sort of weird gelatinous fluid in a big tube that's bubbling like Austin Powers, waiting to be broken out. When it's okay to have extra cloned use because Tom's cloning himself.

[C]

The TB12 is in it.

[B]

TB13 is ready to come out. Like the next model is ready to go. TB is. There's no way that he contacted the world's largest cloning company and didn't include himself in the packages. Just Lua. He's testing it out on his dog. I know Tom Brady. I've been following him for 25 years. At every turn, he does something crooked. There's nothing about Tom Brady that's legitimate about cloning this dog that doesn't have repercussions later. The dog was the test run. If Lua came back as Lua again, he's like, all right, kids, get ready. There's going to be a second daddy around here. They're going to rebuild Tom Brady.

[C]

That's amazing. There's fewer than 10 pet cloning companies worldwide.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

With few dominant players. ViaGen pets in the United States is the largest.

[B]

That's the one that's for pets. And ViaGen is the one that just got bought by Colossal, the one that Tom's dealing with. Colosso Biosciences just bought Vivid by. Or whatever you said. The ViaGen that just got purchased. So the biggest player in pet cloning just got involved in the biggest player in clone cloning. And they're rebuilding the mammoth and they're rebuilding the dodo. And they're working on dinosaurs and they. And Tom Brady's dog. Come on.

[A]

Jurassic park either.

[B]

Yeah. None of these Cemetery Jurassic Park.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

All cloning movies with people ended up in some sort of war. Even Star Wars Attack of the Clones. Imagine an army of Tom Brady's. That insufferable amount of ego coming at you and cheating. And like you just dominate Vegas with all the tricks and cheats that he comes up with. He's a brilliant cheater.

[A]

This mean you're gonna be following Ted Williams out soon?

[B]

Well, we might be getting closer.

[C]

That project's done.

[B]

Well, not necessarily actually because they have the DNA. So it ended up not being. We can rebuild. Rebuild the body, but we can take your DNA and re and clone you.

[C]

To a reasonable amount clips. They were trying to, you know, eventually.

[B]

Attach the head to a body through micro medical. They all they said was, we can do this. We just don't have the tools small enough. And they were going to reattach to a different body. A donor body. It was a scam to begin with.

[A]

Is he still frozen over there?

[B]

I don't know if that business still. Because when they were playing soccer with his head and got caught and putting him on tin cans and kicking them on a field. Yeah. When they were teeing them up and booting Ted Williams brains through uprights, I'm pretty sure that place shut down as we know it. I don't know what they did with all the heads, but Teddy baseball is pretty torn up. If he's still sitting on the tuna can in the. In the. You know, just. I think he might be for sale at one of McFarland stores. Is just a memorabilia. You go up to Vegas to the Caesar shops and you see that place that sells all the sports stuff. Ted's head's in there somewhere.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

They got pictures of Gail Sayers and autographs of Dick Buckus and Ted Williams kicked head. Yeah. Cloning. It's here.

[C]

They should put it in the Titanic exhibit in that frozen room.

[B]

That'd be cool. Just have it just sitting there next to it as the head of Ted Williams for no reason at all. No, no, but this is cool. Why is Ted Williams leaning up against the iceberg? Because it's awesome. That's why. Quit asking so many questions. You're in Vegas. You're too lazy to actually go to the real Titanic. You're at the Luxor. Expect something crazy. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. And Ted Williams head is at the Titanic exhibit. Now again, all I'm. I'm just. Look, Brady, I'm Don Quixote. I'm hitting this windmill. That Tom Brady messing around with cloning is a bad idea. And the fact that it took a year for him to come out and go, sure, I cloned my dog. Means he kind of knows. Probably shouldn't do this. Never once mentioned it on the broadcast when he and Kevin Burkhard said Kevin Burkhardt along with Tom Brady. Tom, anything new this weekend? Clone my dog. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's dabbling with God stuff. All right. The Panthers Taking on the Buccaneers next. You don't clone your animals. That's creepy. And Tom Brady has the money to clone himself. I'm saying get in the. You think Belichick's not like, I heard you're cloning stuff. I got this 23 year old broad. I could use two more. Belichick's not gonna clone himself. These dudes are super egos. And then Belichick and himself sitting in a room. I wonder how I feel in my own arms. Pretty solid kisser. Onto the right can. Gross. Would you clone you?

[C]

No.

[B]

No. Because it's wrong. Even Brady wouldn't do it. And Brady likes himself so much that says he's the world's greatest kisser. I heard it third. Third.

[C]

Two other people. Who's the top two then?

[B]

Valentino and. And crippled Kenny Logging.

[C]

Maybe that.

[B]

I think it was the top. Wouldn't that cripple Kenny Loggins? Probably a good kisser because his face is fantastic.

[A]

It's beautiful.

[B]

I bet you Stephen Hawking made out with his second wife on their wedding tape. It's one of the hardest things I've ever watched in my life. And why? Because you look at Stephen Hawkins mouth and you're like, no one should kiss that. There's a reason. I'm not wrong. People are like, oh, John thinks you can tell by kiss. If somebody came at you with like six teeth poking out of their gums all different directions, you'd be like, I'm not kissing you. Their mouth is weird. So that's all I'm saying is you can tell by somebody's mouth whether or not they're a good kisser. That's all. Let's get a wake up song ticket is the word today. And trips in his pillow going, I am a good kisser. Take that pillow. Take that. Roll over. I'm gonna kiss the back of the pillow's head. Let's get a wake up song. 585-9-800. A good one and we'll scream it together. It's 98 Kub, wake up. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[C]

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[B]

Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com thank you very much, Katie and the Hobbs Miles to nowhere. Kicking off a Wednesday morning for you here. As we roll through, the sun coming up. Absolutely stunning outside. Perfect. People are very nervous about the cloning thing and I agree. One guy even said, you think Tom Brady wouldn't kiss himself? He likes to make out with his own son when cameras are in the room. That's very true. Kirk says, I'm actually a really good kisser. And I know that a few years ago one of my buddies was trying to get his wife back and one of her complaints was he was a bad kisser. So I showed him how to kiss using my hand and it worked. They're still happily married. How about that? And when you say using your hand, was he making out with your hand and you were telling him what to do or were you kissing your hand? I don't know how to do that.

[C]

He just said, and it sounded like just one hand.

[B]

Well, you need two hands. You're gonna make two hands.

[C]

I taught him with my hands.

[B]

Yeah, he said I used my hand.

[C]

Maybe splitting the fingers. I don't know.

[B]

No, I don't think he's licking her down there. What are you doing that? No, he said kissing. She just kind of like work make out with the palm.

[C]

Maybe he's putting his fingers in the mouth.

[B]

Ew. God, I hope that didn't happen. And how are you kissing? This is the tongue, Jim. And you're pretending there's three fingers is a tongue. You're choking them. I don't know. I'm going to have to get some video of that. Kirk, you sound like a freak. This one says, john, I'm with You on the cloning. We will be cloning humans to harvest our own organs in case diseases show up. That is a fact. And Tom Brady is going to be ahead of. Tom Brady has actively said in the past that he would like to change the way people live to not age. That was his big pitch with this dude. He's got TB12. With it is an anti aging formula of medicines, powders, supplements. And he wasn't allowed in the Patriots locker room because the dude was freaking people out with his super anti aging can live to be 150. Tom Brady wants to live a long, long, long time and sully our earth with his presence. You think he doesn't have a harvest organ? Tom Brady at the house. He does. He just admitted it. And everybody's like, oh, he's clowned his dog. It's more than that. We talked about this. Well, I'll bring that up later. Yeah. Oh, God. People are talking about using your hands. No, John, he used his hand to jerk his friend off while he taught him to kiss. That makes the most sense. I don't know how you. I don't know how you teach a guy to. And plus, if your friends, like, teach me to kiss. Kirk, that's gay. Kissing yourself's nothing. Nothing. It's like you. I mean, you give yourself a tug. Tug. Right. That's not gay.

[A]

No.

[B]

If it was an exact replica of you, it's the same thing as looking in the mirror while you tug. It's weird, but I'd do it. I would love to know how I feel. I might call Tom Brady and see if I can get in on this God playing eugenics system he's got going down at his house in Florida. And yesterday was election day. I know. I. I know. Who knew? I did not vote. I will admit that freely and openly. I did not go out and try to figure out what to do with that. Had I voted, I would have voted for the loony bin. Nobody's calling it that. Brady. Brady reminded me this morning. I was like, I forgot what for nine was. He goes, it's to build a health center. Oh yeah, the loony bin. If you read into it, it's a mental. They call it something else. They don't call loony bins anymore. And if they did, it would have passed. They need better marketing. Had you said trying to build us a new loony bin. We don't have one in town anymore. The 1 on 24th in Van Buren turned into a prison for people that are mentally. Now it's a loony bin. And if you just. Same thing it is, but they call it something different out of political correctness now and just say, we're building a loony bin. And that house. I mean, the nuthouse.

[C]

Psychiatric.

[B]

Yeah, they call it. They got all sorts of special behavioral health hospital loony bin. That's a nuthouse. And if you started to call it a nut house, you'd have won. You've gotten people out to vote, people like me. If it was 409, the nuthouse bill, I'd have probably taken time to go get it. But frankly, do we need it? Do we not need it? I don't know. It's $900 million. I don't know. I can live without having voted for that. I honestly, I completely forgot. I had my head in the sand for most of it. But I did read about it a while ago and like, man, they're building a loony bin, but they don't call it that. They're afraid of it. So I don't want to build a loony bin that they're afraid to call a loony bin because then nothing good will happen in there. It'll all be bogged down by political correctness and paperwork. You call nuts nuts. And I start voting for that right there. But I don't know. Did it pass? I don't even know. Are we getting a loon event or not?

[C]

It.

[B]

Nobody knows.

[C]

It was dead.

[B]

50. It's 50 to 49. They got it by one point. It did pass. Oh, it's. It's. It was winning by one. Till later. Did you vote for. Against the loony baby. He voted for the loony bin. See who's voting against the loony bin? You know who? Loonies. They don't want a bin. They want to stay in their houses and stuff. Loonies absolutely must vote in droves on these special elections to keep their bins from being built. But I think building one is important. When I first moved here, we stayed at the kon Tiki on 24th street in Van Buren in 1983. And right across the street was the loony bin. And that's what it was called back then. It was the loony bin. It wasn't a mental health institution. It was the nuthouse. And every day I would look out the window of the Kon Tiki while we look for a house to live in, and I would watch them walk the yard. And I asked my mom. I'm like. Because my mom told me it was hospital for people who weren't Mentally. Well, she was trying to be nice and not scare me because had she told me, oh, it's an insane asylum, I'd have been freaked out because they had that barbed wire across the top of the fence. The fences were angled in. And I'm like, why are they so afraid of these guys in there? And then you would see it. And from our car, you could look right across the. Right across 24th street into this, and they'd lean on the fence. They don't allow them to do that anymore either. They're not allowed to go out by the road, but they just walked that yard back in the 80s in their white suits, and it was cuckoo's nest. It was some crazy going on over there. Everybody was gray. It was scary. When you're. I was 9 or 10. It was horrifying to walk by that thing. And then my dad and his stupid company. We found a nice place for you downtown Phoenix called the Kon Tiki, which at the time was not at the time, 10 years earlier. Oh, okay. Yeah. Back in the 70s, it was like this. It was some hotel that they pulled out of an Elvis movie that they thought would be cool and served rum drinks. And it was, like, supposed to be this Pacific island getaway. And the pictures of it were incredible. I get the place like this. It was a thriving hotspot for people who wanted to get the Bali feeling right there in central Phoenix. Yeah. They wanted to say they literally thought Elvis would show up, but no, in the 80s, it was where the hookers went. And I listened to hookers have sex for hours in the room next to us. Our first two weeks living in Phoenix, staying at the Kon Tiki, we were in room 218 Brady. I remember quite vividly because my mom would tell me, if you leave this room and anyone said, you are in 218. It was drilled into my head because my mom knew we were in a bad spot. 218, upstairs, down about 4. Bang on the door, knocked three times to know it's you. And that was it. It was horrifying. And then prostitutes were in the room next to us. We weren't allowed in the pool. My sister and I wanted to go swimming.

[C]

Going down the hallway to get a red pop.

[B]

I would. I would run down the hall to grab a drink. Can I go get a pop, Mom?

[C]

All right.

[B]

218. Now, if you're not back in one minute. Yeah, yeah. Brett just Googled the old Khan Tiki on 24th and Van Buren. And, you know, it was beautiful. The Matchbooks that my dad's boss. Jimmy, I have you staying at the Contigu. It's going to be gorgeous. A beautiful place, Contigu. One of the finest places in all Phoenix.

[C]

It went all out on the entrance.

[A]

It wasn't one time, though, because I.

[B]

Remember hearing about it. It was a resort. It was high end stuff. A little diner in there. But I could go down to the vending machine at the end of the second floor. And I was allowed to be gone for a minute before I get abducted by prostitutes or pimps because they were everywhere. Then my dad. My dad. My dad was. My dad didn't know what to do because his boss put us up there like it was a gift from the company. And had we switched hotels, it would have been an insult to Jimmy Richards. I thought I gave you one of the finest rooms on Phoenix. Why you switch out to that hilltown, Jimmy? There's hookers everywhere. Shoot, your boy can handle that.

[A]

Should get your dad a shirt. See if you're a member.

[B]

The Kon Tiki Hotel. Oh, it's family lure, my dad will always say. We could go to, you know, vacation. I'll meet you up there. I'll book the rooms. I'm like, I got the rooms. We'll end up in the Kon Tiki if you book them. Yeah, the Kon Tiki. And they had those. Yeah, they had those weird. Everything was Polynesian lava lamps and like weird hanging down, netted things.

[A]

And there's one in Tucson too.

[B]

Well, Jesus Christ, that's just got to be a grass hut. There's still a Kon Tiki in Tucson. You don't want to stay there.

[A]

Let's see.

[B]

They should have just extended the loony bin last time I drove by there. I think it's a ugly duckling car. I don't know if they're. They tore down the Kon Tiki and there was no fanfare. When was it? It was torn down. If anything, the wrecking ball got pregnant from all the semen that was floating around on the walls and bed thing was loaded. The wrecking ball was the fourth hardest thing to hit one of those rooms. I listened to a hooker get plastered in that room. And I mean, the bed frame was just pounding into our wall. The squeaky bed. I had no idea what was going on.

[C]

My sister, it wasn't a honeymoon couple.

[B]

No, because then we saw her and she'd go back in with other people. We kind of got to know. Not by, you know, talking with her, but we kind of got to know her. She was. She was beat up. And she. You'd hear those heels click, clack down the cement walkway and then go into the room 219 and just pound it. This is. And then. And then a few hours later, she'd go walking by again. It's like, man, middle of the night. And my parents were just ignoring it. Just ignore that. It's all right. What's she doing in there, Mom? I don't know. Exercising. Just watch tv. Turn it up.

[C]

Watch Star Skin. Huh?

[B]

I'm trying to watch tv, but there's. There's this lady, and I think she's getting killed. She's fine.

[A]

There's a Kon Tiki restaurant lounge in Tucson.

[B]

And then my mom's actual answer for me to be distracted by the prostitutes was to stare out the window at the Looney Tunes who were standing in the yard. That was a great kickoff. My introduction to Phoenix was awesome. A real estate.

[C]

It seemed like a 70s and 80s trend because that whole Polynesian deal. Oh, and there was a restaurant in Columbus, the Kahiki.

[B]

Oh, they're big.

[C]

Same thing, same village.

[B]

It was big. The Kon Tiki. Yeah. It had the thatched. You know, that roof, that weird hut feeling. And, like, you step inside and it's just this odd Easter island heads greeting you. Yes. Yeah. The tikis that were everywhere. That and. You know, my only other time with tikis was the Brady Bunch, and I just thought of them as evil. And then the rooms were horrendous. Two beds, just the weirdest wallpaper you've ever seen. Some strange fake palm tree. And then just the smell of cigarettes and hooker vagina. And we slept there for 14 days. Our real estate agent was a man named Larry Lyman. And he wouldn't drive to us. You come to me. He's like, why? We don't know where we are. It's like, I don't care.

[C]

I'm not going there.

[B]

I don't remember. There was no, like, maps in your car you had to find. And he was in Mesa because we were told that was a good place to go. I said, you come out this direction. I am not going down there. It's like, why Van Buren and 24th Street? There's the loony bin and the hookers. I'll meet you in Mesa. I think he. I think he settled in Tempe. We met him down by the school. Contigu. Phoenix's finest. It's always funny to me, too, because when you go to, like, they have those books that you'll see, it's like Phoenix through the years. And Contigu's in there. And it's like you've got fond memories of a hooker dump. It was nice, though.

[A]

There you go, John.

[B]

They still sell the Contigu Hotel Phoenix unisex retro T shirt. You can still buy that. Even the picture looks like that awful cotton. You would order that and go, this thing's like cardboard. Show me the picture of the guy wearing it. He's on like a bike trail here in the. Yeah, he's off. He's in Uluru. He's in Australia. The Kon Tiki Hotel, Phoenix. I have to get that. Brett, I'm gonna throw you a card in a second. I'm gonna need. It was my stupid sister's birthday this week. Yeah, I don't buy her gifts, but that would be a good one.

[A]

Send her this one.

[B]

Send that. Send that over.

[A]

She'd still remember that.

[B]

Everybody. Trust me, Trust me. The family knows Kon Tiki. Kon Tiki was horrible. And it was the loony bin across the street. And evidently we wanted to build one for $900 million. And that sounds like a nice loony bin.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like if I was a loony and they were gonna put me in a bin, I'd won a billion dollar one. But the one downtown isn't called that. But I could have marketed that we. I could. I don't know. I could have got the win for them. Vote yes on nut house, People would laugh. They'd have thought, yeah, that's exactly what it is. Quit trying to call things something they're not. It's a mental health facility for rehabilitation. No, it's not. It's a nut house. You put them in the long coach, you strap them up, and you tell them to knock it off. If they get better, they get let out. If they don't, they stay. But right now it's an 11,000 vote difference. And I'm. I'm not fighting it. But I would love to know how come someone would vote against a looney bin. The only reason is because you've got ties to Looney Tunes. Like you've got a brother or something that would go in one. It's not like 1970 where they're going to abuse loonies like they used to. They're going to be nice to them, but you got to call it.

[C]

And emergency services expanding that. They can come to you loonies. They can come to the loonies.

[B]

Right? We need that, don't we?

[C]

Oh, yeah. When you Want and additional physician training. Yeah.

[B]

It's money for that.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Who's voting against that? I'll tell you who. People with loony kids. People are too close to their kids right now. You know, you got a nut ball in your hands if you voted against that. Deep down, what you voted against was ever admitting that your kid probably will be in there. Now I'm all against, like, you know, and maybe you're one of those people just like, I don't want them to get any more money. Okay, I understand that too. But for the most part, if you're kind of against the idea of it, it's because you look across the dinner table every once in a while and go, that kid's gonna kill everybody. I don't want my son in a loony bin. If they build one, he's definitely going in. I like the way it is now where there aren't any to put him in. I'll keep my eye on him. Kid goes nuts and starts lighting buildings on fire and throwing cats off of roofs and should have been in a loony bin. Everyone will say it, didn't vote for it. I don't care what side of the aisle you're on. Looney bins are good. And I'll get an email from somebody. I was in a correctional facility once. Yeah, but because you were a loony and now you're out, you straighten up. There's the special ed for all the people when we get out. Special ed was the loony bin at school. That's exactly what special ed was. It wasn't to try to rehabilitate the kids who were nuts. It was to try to keep them in a room, keep an eye on them together, separate them from the normals, and keep them away from us because they caused trouble with the normals. The kids on the fence that kind of liked the behavior of the loony usually were the ones that helped them light fires. One of them, we had a kid named Glenn, and he had this, his black friend. And this wasn't fair. This was 80s. So the black kid was getting in trouble for this no matter what. But they used to take their parents Aquanet hairspray. And I always thought it was funny that the black kid had Aquanet, but he had it. He would go get Aquanet all the time, keeping it high and tight. And he would. Yeah, he would bring. He would bring Aquanet, and they would light spiders on fire. And they got in trouble. They lit a bush on fire once, and Glenn didn't get in trouble. The black Kid ended up in special ed. And he wasn't nuts. He was just hanging around a couple of nuts who thought it was like they were getting big laughs out of their Aquanet fires. Wildly dangerous to spray aerosol cans at matches at Rhodes Junior High. So then he gets the boot. He ended up in the loony bin and the other kid got the Glenn kid got moved. He was. He was almost in the special. But that's when I realized, oh, Special ed's for lunatics. It's not. It's for the future criminals.

[C]

Andy Wilburger used it as a easier way to get out through high school.

[B]

Sure, he's like, he scammed the system.

[C]

I have no homework.

[B]

But was he finish everything.

[C]

It's great.

[B]

I didn't know that.

[C]

Didn't want to do the work.

[B]

He got coddled through school. Yeah.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Was he a little nuts then? He goes to Wasn't Wiltberger. You always bring up Wiltberger a little off.

[C]

He had The Widowmaker at 46.

[B]

Oh, he's dead. That's right. That's why I know his name. But was he a little goofy? They don't just put you in there for nothing. What did he do to get in?

[C]

Act like he couldn't read.

[B]

Oh, oh, he went dumb genius.

[C]

I mean like I knew he could because. But he's like, it's sweet.

[B]

I'm telling you.

[C]

There's only like four or five people in there.

[B]

That's pretty good.

[C]

Take care of everything.

[B]

So you see, he was trying to talk into it.

[C]

See, I think he wasn't. No, no, he never tried.

[B]

You might have rose colored this a little bit. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying from your stories in the past, your friend telling you this might have been the scam he was pulling on you that he actually was a little bit off and he was trying to tell you he did this on purpose. I don't think kids are that smart.

[C]

No, he. A factor of it wasn't on purpose.

[B]

But there we go. Now we're getting it.

[C]

But the truth is he didn't. He's like, I like this. I like the way this is going. Sure, he had to get out of it. And if he was that bad, you know, goes on to get his.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

College degree.

[B]

Sure, sure. He didn't scam the system that. Well, he was in there.

[C]

He wasn't like a genius scamming the system.

[B]

No, but he didn't go immediately. He needed it because he was probably struggling to read. Yeah, he wasn't.

[C]

Then afterwards, like, why would I get out of this.

[B]

Right? And he probably still couldn't read. So deep down, he was a little bit in need of special ed and probably had a. A bit of a screw loose to make him go. Put him in there with the weirdos. You didn't get in there just for not reading. There were plenty of kids who could barely read if they were normal. They stayed in. You acted up a little bit and you couldn't read, you got a life sentence. They didn't know what dyslexia was. They knew it was a thing, but it was. Put that in a special room, he's just gonna waste time. That was essentially what dyslexia was, was annoying to the teacher that they had this kid that was so far behind, like, I can't do this. Get him out of my class. Put him in the loony room. Because that's when it wasn't just for trying to help kids who couldn't read. There was the dude who got caught climbing the pole. There was the one who damaged a car. There were. There were the criminal elements. No one had pressed charges yet, but someday soon, that was gonna happen. Special ed was a in house, nutty society of weirdos. They should do a movie about that special ed. And it's because everybody thinks of, like, you know, down syndrome kids. And they put them in there. They just put everybody that didn't, like, normalize, like Brett and I into that room.

[C]

I forget what the term is now. I don't call it special ed anymore.

[B]

Well, they should, the nutty kids. But they did it to be like, you can't read. You're going in. See words backwards. You're going in. You're mentally retarded. You're going. And you climb the flagpole and lit some stuff on fire. You're going in. It was just a. It was a. It was refuse. It was just the people that they didn't want to deal with.

[C]

At Kirby school, they call it gear.

[B]

Gear.

[C]

You're in a gear class.

[B]

What is that?

[C]

I don't know, like lower gear.

[B]

They're bogged down. They're down in one. Yeah, they're high RPMs. They can overheat if they hit it too hard. Yeah, you're in one. You're climbing slow. You're a slow climber. That's essentially what gear means. I work real hard, but the results just aren't that fast. And you're in gear now. What's that? It's a new thing we call the looney bin special ed room. Get in there. We're tired of you.

[C]

So I incorporated that. I don't know, update. Whatever she did, she did something stupid. That's totally gear. Yeah, that was a gear moment.

[B]

Sickness. Medicate Holmberg's morning sickness. Somebody points out how did Wilt Burger get in that class and Brady can't. He still can't read. That's a good point. It wasn't just because he couldn't read. Something was going. I tried harder. Yeah, something was going on with Wiltberger. You didn't know.

[A]

There's gear.

[B]

You don't get put into those things. What's it? It says gaining early awareness and readiness for undergraduate programs. That's called gear Up. Program to help low income students. Oh, now we call them low income students, not just the dopies.

[A]

So they got the pores at your school?

[B]

Yeah, they just. So they isolate the pores. Isn't that class warfare?

[C]

That was just. They're at that school, you're put into a.

[B]

A.

[C]

A slower learning class.

[B]

Yeah, gear for the poor. For the poor.

[A]

That's what you're saying.

[B]

Poor people aren't as smart as what you're saying. That's what.

[A]

That's what, Gilbert.

[B]

These kids don't have the resources we'll say to keep up with the reading and writing of the other kids. So you're in something called gear now. Lucky you. Here's a T shirt.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Here you go, Brady.

[B]

Exceptional academic resource. I see.

[C]

You know, it's not money they're paying.

[B]

They have. They have watered down the word exceptional to mean you're kind of dumb. He's exceptional. Well, no, it's the opposite of that, actually.

[A]

Well, there's different gears. There's gear gifted, gear reading intervention and gear remediation Smart.

[B]

They put the word gear in front of all of them to make it seem like there aren't any differentiations. But I'll tell you right now, just on words. Gear gifted and gear remediation are two wildly different things. I know. Gear reading intervention is for the kids who struggle with real reading problems. That's fine. That's just remedial reading class. But gear remediation and gear gifted, those are on opposite ends of the school. I promise you they are not near each other.

[A]

Oh, there's an additional tuition cost for the remediation kids, right?

[C]

Kirby did a gear math for like two years.

[B]

She was a math dummy. I was a math.

[A]

How much? You have to kick in how much?

[C]

More like another 285 bucks a month. Something like that.

[B]

And then otherwise she gets kicked out. Right. If she. Because she's going to fail math. So they had to put her in extra money classes.

[C]

No, they offered it to you. Or you would go to outside tutor.

[B]

Right.

[C]

You could say you could do our GEAR program, which is all in all cheaper because you go outside to a tutorial.

[B]

But she was effing up 100 bucks a session. She was effing up in math. So they gave you the options of paying more to make this right.

[C]

It was a combo. I, I, it was like a. You gotta apply yourself.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, do the work.

[B]

And she said, you gotta apply yourself, man. 285amonth. Apply? Yeah. My kids be like, you're paying for that. If you dummy up math, I'm not giving you extra buckle down or you're getting kicked out.

[C]

It helped.

[B]

Yeah, well, sure it helped. It better for 285amonth.

[C]

You know, give more time on. A little more time on tests.

[B]

Right. They dummy it. They make the dummy classes. Like, you don't have to do it like the regular kids because you don't get. I was that way with math. I was terrible after high school. I was like, I don't get any of this anymore. Algebra. Why are there letters in my math?

[A]

Was Dan gonna pay for you to go through?

[B]

Dan told me, figure it out.

[C]

And there's, you know, knowing that what you knew in high school too. Like, if Wilty was in that program. There's still some pressure on Kirby. You know, there'd be only so many kids in the gear.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Program. You wanted to get out. Out of there.

[B]

Yeah. Because you're in the dummy class. You know, you're in the dummy class.

[A]

And everybody knows you're in the dummy.

[B]

They can call it exceptional.

[C]

See, that motivation was still there.

[B]

Everybody knew. I can still mentally picture the room that they went into in the halls of Dobson High School. You gotta stay out of that. That's the dummy room. And if you ever went in the dummy room, people knew.

[A]

You try to avoid that section of.

[B]

The hall, you can call it exceptional all you want. We all know what's going on in there.

[C]

By the way. Kirby just texted in. You're giving GEAR too much credit.

[B]

See? Yeah, I agree. They fleeced it for 285. Who's the dummy? Hey, man, I can do math.

[C]

I just don't like it. And you're paying me back.

[B]

Yeah, I'm with Curbiter. I didn't want to. I didn't want to do math with letters in it either. Kirby, you're fine. And by the way, Kirby, you're never going to need it. You're never in your life. If you don't choose to be a math teacher or a mathematician or an engineer. What does Kirby want to do? She wants to get into broadcasting.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Fail math. Fail math all day. You're never. I never use it. I use the basics. You learned everything you needed in math up until, like, ninth grade. Then it got stupid. That's only for people who wanted to keep going. I don't know anything about algebra. I never. I know I never will. And guess what? Fine. Got it. Perfectly fine. Life. Kirby hates math. She's not interested. Get your D and get out of there. Quit making your dad pay 300amonth to get C's. Yeah, man.

[C]

That's more weed money.

[B]

Exactly. Curbs. I can do the math that, man. Eight grams is $38 a gram. Keep. That's what they did in remedial gear. Math too.

[C]

Amazing how quickly math can.

[B]

Yeah, they're effective in math when it. When it matters to you. When your word problems are. Hector has eight grams of weed. Still with the stems. You got to add that extra piece in to confuse people.

[C]

Well, the best thing you can do is if you're looking to go on after high school to college, if you can go to that level. Because sometimes you can test out a thing having math in college, Right?

[B]

You don't need it.

[C]

If you don't. The freshman year, you have to take a math class.

[B]

Fine. I just. I hated it. Yeah, dummy. Classes are important.

[A]

Hector has.

[B]

Yeah, Hector has three grams. He's trying to sell to Jose. One gram for $85. He's also selling another gram to Julita for 35. How fast will Hector. Julita. Oh, Hector's going to Julita. It's Julita, you son of a bitch. Weddle. Anyway, he's gonna Julita probably by Friday and get his own grand back. Then he's going to sell that back. Leon wants a grand. Excellent work. You're doing great. In the loony 49 hours. And if he doesn't get it, get. 85 is high.

[C]

Come on.

[B]

Player, player. Listen. Julita is hot, but I can get you a better deal on wheat. No, you gotta stay in the parameters of the math. I can't. Not for those prices. This is crazy. I'll grow my own. That's exactly the correct answer here in remedial math. Grow your own now. Remedial horticulture. You gotta start calling things what they are. Gear. Exceptional. Go yourself. Your kid's stupid. It Needs a special. It needs a special room.

[A]

This guy said at his school they put the dummies out on the trailers.

[B]

We were in the trailer. I watched him go to the. And it was a night of the living dead when the bell rang. Because occasionally they'd have a normal class out in those trailers and you'd see those zombies coming out of their dummy math counting, like accounting. Really? It's addition, you dumbass. You're doing addition. No ledgers now. They're just moving addition. Or to make it feel important, you're doing second grade math down there. And they'd walk around out there. You have to wade through the morons to get into English lit, which for some reason was out in the trailers too. Yeah, call them what they are. And kids would try harder if you. If you start calling dummy classes the exceptional classes, they don't recognize they're being cast out. Call it what it is. Moron. Reading room. The retarded math class.

[A]

Cameron's giving us high fives too. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

No kids, man. There it is.

[C]

You saved yourself another 285.

[B]

285Amonth. Because my kid hates math like I did. And that's not a surprise. I would tell. I wouldn't have done it. I'd be like, what does it. What does it mean to you to get like a C in this class? Like, do it for daddy because I hate math too. I'm not going to hold you to it. In fact, bring it to me and let's work on it together for a little while. Because this is dumb. You're not going to need this. Do you want to be an engineer, Kirby? Are you out of your mind, man? All right, then let's just get through this math class for free. Yeah, Kirby's right. You're giving gear too much credit. I ended up getting to myself, man. All the dude did was sell me weed, man. 285amonth. You better get a bag of weed with that. Get some gummies.

[C]

Four years.

[B]

Four years. You spent 285amonth for four years. It's not working after three months.

[C]

It was early on.

[B]

If her grades aren't better in 90 days, it's not working.

[C]

That's what she's telling me. Fine. You're gonna pay me back.

[B]

She's still. You're still going 285amonth for.

[C]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

Four years.

[C]

It was basically from, I don't know, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth.

[B]

Oh, my.

[C]

Ninth grade.

[B]

She was struggling with that math. That's a whack. On the back of the head.

[C]

That was the teacher still saying, also, we want to keep her in the gear. And I said, I think she's ready to go.

[B]

Well, that was you paying for it. All you had to say was no more checks and she'd have gone back into the regular room. I had to put it right back. After four years, you lost. That's almost a car loan.

[C]

I didn't realize was that one either.

[B]

I'm still math dumb, dad. How about. Were you giving the checks to Kirby or cash? They only take cash now, dad. I'll pay her. Hand it over. You were just. You were supplying the stash.

[C]

I go get some more.

[B]

We got an idea. I'll just get dumb at math and dad will give me 300 bucks.

[C]

Yeah. Sixth through freshman. Sixth. Seventh. Eighth.

[B]

No reason to be sixth grade. Dumb at math. That's. They took advantage of you.

[A]

Oh, boys, the turquoise alert has been officially canceled.

[B]

I know. They found her. They found that girl. Which is good. Math problem.

[C]

She's okay.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They found her a gear. This guy says that John says the only class out there that was normal was mine. For some reason, I wasn't in the loony class. I didn't say I was the most normal kid in class, but I was not. The threat of going into looney room lingered and was strong. That was a cloud that hovered over all of us. And I was. We're gonna put you. It was a threat. We're gonna put you in special ed if you can't get your grade. I'm getting my grades up. I've seen Jimmy Riches in there. He scares everybody. He's bouncing off the walls like he had. He was a human being with zoomies. I've never seen a person with zoomies. This kid had it.

[A]

A person with zoomies.

[B]

He was a person with zoomies. There was a time I'm. I'm pretty sure it was. Maybe it wasn't Jimmy Rich. I think it was Jimmy Rich. Jimmy would get up and just run around the classroom like. Jimmy couldn't sit down still. He couldn't do it. And it's funny. Christ. Jimmy's loose.

[C]

That seems to be the name. There's Jimmy.

[B]

Jimmy's. Lose it. Yeah. Name your kid Jimmy. But in like seventh.

[C]

Sixth.

[B]

Seventh grade. Ah, ah, ah. Just start flying around the room and throwing erasers and.

[C]

And then later in life, they're the most mellow person as an adult.

[B]

That's. I think Jimmy killed like nine people. And he's in the joint.

[C]

He's chilled out.

[B]

Yeah. No. I don't know. I didn't keep up with those people. I didn't want human zoomies around later. It's the reason I don't want to go to a reunion. The human zoomies will be there. I don't want to see those people have been dodging them the whole time I've been out of high school. You think I want to go back and see the people I don't want to talk to? That's what reunions are. And all those people you lost touch with on purpose. Let's go in a room with him. No.

[C]

How you doing, Jimmy? I'm a chicken hawk.

[B]

Look at me. I'm the fastest man in his 50s.

[C]

Watch this.

[B]

Like Jimmy still got Zoomies. Jimmy still has the Zoomies. But he had to go into that room. Cause every once in a while he just spaz. You're not even allowed to say that anymore. Flip out and start knocking stuff over. Or he'd just lose it and turn around and stare at the person behind him. Stop it, Jimmy. Look another direction. You know like when Jimmy's looking at you and then off go all your papers from the desk and Jimmy's.

[C]

You gotta give him an extra recess.

[B]

And you gotta get him in that room. The padded walls. I bet you they named a room after him at Dobson's. The Jimmy Rich Memorial Gear Set Swing. Yeah, it's the Zoomie room. The Zoomy Gear Room for kids with Zoomies. Said I knew a Jimmy in grade school that bit. We all had a Jimmy. And I bet you Jimmy in grade school who bit people wasn't sitting in the normal classes. After a couple of bites, Jimmy got muzzled and stuffed into the gear. Exceptional room. Jimmy's exceptional. Uh huh. Time to move him into the room of kids who aren't necessarily. You know, he could be a genius and this just might bore him. That's the biggest scam ever pulled on dumb kids. As they used to tell people Einstein was in. He failed all his classes because he was bored. So when you started to fail, they started to compare you to Einstein to make it so you. So you volunteered to go into the crazy kid room. I'm like Einstein. That's what they tell me. Right? You don't comb your hair. That's the closest thing you are to Einstein. And you're short, brutal. Loony bins. Now I want to go back and vote on yesterday's bill. Get that loony bill. Now I feel bad. It's so close and I didn't Vote. I would have. I could have changed it to where we could have put these. The Jimmy Rich Memorial loony thing somewhere. Another Jimmy ended up with tomato. I don't know if that was Jimmy. Actually. Somebody ended up with tomatoes and just chucked him at a teacher once. Like a 1920s cartoon. He threw a tomato at a teacher and it was legend.

[C]

I ran into the Jimmy years later and like I said, he's. Yeah, a librarian.

[B]

Did he have human zoomies? He's probably on drugs. He probably got doped out of his mind or got some sort of electric in your day. They probably lobotomized him. He probably took some frontal lobe out.

[C]

Married a couple of kids. Yeah.

[B]

How are you? You can. He was electroshocked into normalcy. Aren't you the kid with human zoomies? I used to be that, yeah. But I went into a facility and everything.

[C]

I'm a professor at Ohio State.

[B]

Everything's better now. I like being a teacher. I like being around the kids.

[C]

So chase Jimmy is no longer a game.

[B]

What it would be. Oh yeah.

[C]

Run out the energy. I'm like, all right, Jimmy. You got a five minute head start.

[B]

Jimmy. We all had a Jimmy.

[C]

The camp's gonna catch you.

[B]

And if you're like, we didn't have a Jimmy at my school. You were the Jimmy. I don't remember any of this. This doesn't relate to me at all. There were no Jimmy. Sorry. I had to run around for a second. There were no Jimmies school. Like a lot of times you didn't know his name was Jimmy because his nickname was Ricochet or something. He was bouncing off of everything and his parents never hit him. And actually the odd thing was I'm pretty sure that a couple of them that I knew, the parents did whack him around and that's what made them so fast, is because they were tired of getting hit. So they started to run faster and their parents couldn't catch them. So then they just knew running's the key. They become like jackrabbits. Stay away from the coyotes. They hit Jimmy's. And you know what I haven't heard from on my emails once I was the Jimmy. They don't like a. They don't last long. Most of them are in jail or in the loony bin or they stayed in loon. Yeah. And if we had looney bins, there'd be loaded with Jimmy's at 7:35. You got a few more minutes. Put Fat Cat in that promo code box for 7am Brett. In the meantime, tell us what's on the board of Musical Treats.

[A]

All right. Wake Up Song brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Don't forget, this Saturday, you and I, we're gonna be over at the new Action Ride Shop on power Road and McDowell from 11 to 1. But the shindig starts at 8:30 in the morning. They're gonna do a poker ride up on the Hawes Trail. But tons of deals going on. Full suspension bike starting at 1500 bucks. And going on up for there, new hardtails, full suspension E bikes. Everything's on sale. Demo rides available. Doesn't matter what you're looking for, they're gonna hook you up. It's going on this Saturday over at Action Ride Shop, power Road in McDowell. So come on out and hang with us.

[B]

Since we had a. We had a kid that did that stuff you're describing and we nicknamed him Tigger. Not doing that today. Not getting away with that one. That's gonna get everybody kicked out Tigger's bow. What'd you say? Kick him out of school? No, I said Tiggers. What am I getting handcuffed for? You can't say stuff like that. You're making Brett laugh. What I said was Tigger with a hard R. You gotta stop saying it. In fact, if you put your ear up on the door of the special ed class you would hear that it was going on every couple seconds. Because everybody, every special ed class had a Jimmy and a Tigger. Sounds terrible.

[C]

Get in the corner.

[B]

Great. Tiggers. What'd you say, man? No, no, no, no, no. That's a. This is nickname. Oh, Jesus Christ. We're all gonna die.

[A]

There goes the schoolyard.

[B]

There we go. I gotta go to a private school now. I'm gifted. Everybody thinks that Jimmy Fallon was probably a Jim. He was a Jimmy. He still kind of is. He's one of those annoying.

[C]

He's never out of it. But that could be enhanced.

[B]

Human zoomies. And he became a drunk like a lot of Jimmies do. All right, what do you got up there on the list?

[A]

Rage Against a Machine. Judas Priest, Turbo for your cloning and kissing and stuff.

[B]

Avatar.

[A]

Metallica isn't gay. Soil five fingers shiny.

[B]

It's not gay to make out with you.

[A]

Primus, Megadeth, Red Rider, Lunatic Fringe for the loony bin.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Kiss Crazy Nights for the Kon Tiki. The Homburg vacation there. The hives and Anthrax Madhouse for the loony bin.

[B]

Countdown to shutdown will always get my attention and therefore it will happen.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Love that Song. Kissing your clone is not gay. It's the same as masturbating. You give yourself a jerk, you're not gay if it happens to be exactly you. Nothing wrong with making weird.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, absolutely. It's having a clone's weird. We're way past weird. Might as well play with it. What's it look like walking around with an erection? Because then you know what other people are seeing. It's game film. It's no different than watching yourself on tape. It's 3D. That's all. It's the Hives. Love this one. It's Countdown to Shutdown. Fantastic stuff. And the shutdown. The government shutdown. Longest in history. Nice job, everybody. Way to get it done. I'm rapidly becoming George Carlin, where I'm just like. Like, I don't care. It's a club I'm not in and I don't care. I'm not. I'm feeling less and less interested in voting for things, because when you vote for them, both sides suck it up so bad that we end up with what's going on now. Then you got to hear everybody arguing about who's starving. I watched the thing yesterday on the news. Kind of. I feel both sides of this. I. Living in the middle is not easy. People always want to place me somewhere. I am. I am understanding of the idea that the SNAP benefits are necessary. And I'm also aware that it shouldn't be something that you have to rely on all the time. It should be a helper, not a permanent thing. And they had a lady on yesterday who's been doing them for six years. And I get it. She's got trouble. She needs help. But for six years? It was never designed to last that long.

[C]

Just like gear classes, right?

[B]

Exactly. Brady should not have been paying for this every month for four years. This lady shouldn't be needing benefits from the government. And she says something. She goes, they're here for me. They're here to help me. And I'm like, no, it's a terrible attitude. So I'm actually for and against this at the same time. And then I went completely against it when I saw a woman who was 200 pounds overweight with a sign that said, we're starving. I'm like, stop it. She's on the news. She's huge, and she needs her SNAP food. Our children are starving. We are. Are starving. Like, you're clearly not starving. You can't be 200 pounds overweight and need government assistance for food. I say stop getting the SNAP Benefits and work it off a little bit. You've eaten too much government cheese.

[C]

Our buddy Billy Thrall used to say, you know, some of these programs are designed. They're great. It's designed to be like a trampoline. But our people have turned them into a hammock.

[B]

A nice hammock. You lay down and you stay and you get comfy. You can't just be self aware enough to know that if you're fat and you're holding a sign that says I'm starving, it's immediately hilarious, even if the cause is real. I've seen what starving looks like. I had a history class. It was not fat. Not once in Auschwitz did they say, all right, whose extra large PJs are these? Didn't happen. You can't stand outside of the begging for food from the government. I'm starving to death. Over. Look at me, I'm starving.

[C]

Program's working pretty well.

[B]

I'm not gonna make it. Looks like you're doing all right. Snap into a snap program. My God, you're well fed.

[C]

What I said, when it's a record. Oh, snap.

[B]

Oh, snap. Give it to a skinny person. Then the cause is just fat people. It's not gonna help. It's the hives right here. It's countdown to shutdown. It's all a mess is my point. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 kept still streaming morning sickness online at 98kupd.com There you go. That is a new one from Pretty Reckless. That's coming out in what, next week? November 14th. That's pretty solid. I kind of like that one. And pretty. We were just talking about it. Off the air is like Pretty Reckless has that. You know, Taylor Momson, the lead singer, has kind of gone out on a limb to be an out and out party girl. She let you know when I'm here, there's a chance everybody's gonna have some fun. And that's what you need from Girl Rock. And they're pretty good. That's not bad. Will we remember that song in a few years? Don't know, but it's catchy right now and that's all that matters for music. So Pretty Reckless. Brand new stuff. This is the 8 o' clock word. Oh, I just ripped out the other one. I almost did it. Eight o' clock word is supply. S, U, P, P, L, Y. Supply is the 8 o' clock word today. If you want to hop on that thing, get in there, get on the app, find eight o', clock, put it in the promo box and you are qualified for $1,000. Simple as that. Giving money out like there's no tom. You don't believe me, ask Eric Parsons, Ryan Alvarez and Randy Trah Trojace. So trajectory check. I know how to say your last name. There's a lot of consonants in it. Jessic. They won. So you can too. It's out there waiting on you. The word for 8 o' clock supply. That means it's time for the Brady report. And that's brought to you by our friends at all probably shade. All pro shades ready to go. This is a perfect time to be outside. Indoor outdoor weather. Last thing you need is that sun bearing down on you. Brad points it out with his awnings that in the summertime it drops the temperature like 20 degrees. In the wintertime it keeps you a little warmer. It insulates the area because it doesn't ever have fluctuations and changes with the weather. It's perfect and they look great. If you've ever seen the work at all Pro shade. They do a great job. Check out all their stuff on their website allprochade.com and see what's right for you. If they've got those, those drop downs, they got awnings, they got screens, they got anything that you want to block the sun from. And it's the UV rays too. You basically be building another room on your house for this weather. Indoor outdoor weather. You get extra square footage, put a roof on it, make it pretty. All prochet.com is where you go. Brady reported.

[C]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[B]

Hello world. Hi.

[C]

Happy National Redhead day.

[B]

Boo.

[C]

And national Chinese takeout day.

[B]

Combo could.

[C]

Be a little scary with national Redhead day and it being a full moon.

[B]

Oh yeah, you combo that up red Chinese food that you're getting into. I see what's going on around here. Mom, Donnie, he's is already bleeding his comments into Chinese food and redheads. Are you kidding me? That's the most commie thing we could come up with with.

[C]

Couple of basis fun facts. 30% of Americans, it's over 75 million people live in a in over 369,000 HOA communities across the country. Their percentage is highest in Vermont, 46%. Florida 45%. The lowest Mississippi and West Virginia.

[B]

Yeah, not a lot of HOAs.

[C]

3% and 5%.

[B]

You know why? They handle it themselves by going over to your house going, how come you keep mowing this grass? You make me look bad.

[C]

You need to have more cars. In your yard?

[B]

Why don't you have any cars parked in your front yard? What are you, a Rockefeller? Get out of our neighborhood. We like weeds and car parts. What is this manicured nonsense you're doing? What do you think you owe Mr. Masters? You building a golf course in your front yard? Well, then knock it off with the mowing. It's keeping me up in the daytime.

[C]

What's with just one bird bath?

[B]

Yeah, why don't you have multiple bird baths that are both empty? And mosquito machines? Ain't never had a bird in a bird bath. But I got that weird brown water that collects. Mississippi. Can we give it back? Who had it before? France Give it to them. Except again. Boy, would that be the shock of a century. You just run over there real quick. Bonjour. Hey, France, it's America. Ah, bonjour. Please. Sacre bleu. I did not expect you. Hey, remember that Statue of Liberty? But of course. I give from us to you for being such great allies. We want to give you something back. What is this? Mississippi. Oh, my God. Your sons are.

[A]

They thought we're giving the Statue of Liberty back, but they're like, no, no.

[B]

No, no, no, no. The Statue of Liberty, it is yours. You cannot no regift it seen. We're not re. Gifting that. Remember when you own Mississippi, we. Yeah, it's yours again, as is. Doug Hopkins is selling it to you as is cash offer.

[C]

The Jerry seinfeld character dated 66 different women over the course of Seinfeld.

[B]

Yeah, and there was somebody else did a story on that once, like Entertainment Weekly or whatever, and they. They assumed that Jerry had had sex with, like, 53 of them. There were, like, seven or eight he failed on, but he boned that show.

[C]

They broke it off for, you know, different.

[B]

It gets so much credit for being highbrow and not, like, dirty. It's just about jerking off and banging broads. It's sex. And. And. But it's got. You know, it's. It's hidden behind all these little jokes, like the double dip. And all Kramer did was have sex with chicks. All Jerry did was have sex. It's the. It's one of the dirtiest shows that's ever been on tv.

[C]

And none of those characters ever got married.

[B]

No, they were too busy having sex. And, like, for a week with one person, they should have had one episode. Very special Seinfeld, where Jerry got an std. I got warts. I don't know what to do. George. Yeah, Jerry's got the bumps. George. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, but I know you have any cream, Kramer? I've had the warts. Jerry. Oh, yeah. Oh, you want to get rid of that?

[C]

Or one of them changes things up. Yeah, and just goes to a swing club.

[B]

I think I have to be a wart guy. I don't want to be a ward guy. You don't have sex with ward girls. Yeah. You're only gonna nail the bumpy ones. Jerry, those girls. Giddy up.

[C]

Of course, Kramer would know how to deal with it.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've done it. I'm impervious. What do you mean you're impervious? You can't get warts. Can't get warts, Jerry. No.

[C]

46 of the 56.

[B]

I want to rewrite that whole episode where Jerry discovers he's got warts. I'm going to be a cream guy, and I want to be a cream guy. Elaine, would you still have sex with Jerry? I wouldn't if I was you. You get the pumps.

[C]

They're permanent, friend.

[B]

I got the bumps.

[C]

46 of the 50 states have at least one town or city named Riverside. Springfield is second most common. That's in 34 states.

[B]

And Columbus up there too. There's a bunch of those.

[C]

So out of the 46 of the 50 states, the four that don't have a Riverside. Alaska, Hawaii, Louisiana, Oklahoma.

[B]

We have a Riverside. I. Where? By a river, I'm guessing. Where's Riverside, Arizona. I don't know what it is. Find Riverside, Arizona, immediately.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Which. Where will it be? Colorado would be.

[C]

That's what I was thinking. Up near.

[B]

Yeah, but we would know about it, wouldn't we?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know much about.

[B]

If it's by Laughlin. We've all been near it. We've all driven by. You'd see a sign, Riverside. And it's too close to California's Riverside to put it there. I'm guessing it's over on the east side by. In an Indian area.

[A]

Damn it.

[B]

Or maybe down south, where I never want to be. Where the hell is Riverside, Arizona? Great T shirt.

[A]

Pinal County.

[B]

That's right there.

[A]

You know, I'm trying to pull.

[B]

Is it by Globe and Stuff? What river's over there?

[C]

They're all dried up. Salt.

[B]

River salt, I guess, huh?

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Yes. By the way, somebody Litter Gulch. John, your code word surprise is not working. Signed, the Asian Listeners. Knock it off, Ryan. You know what? I'm. It's supply. It wasn't surprise. I was waiting for that supply. Singular.

[A]

Yeah, it's like around Globe, Kearney and all.

[B]

Kearney and glove. There's a riverside in there.

[A]

Yeah, it's right around here somewhere.

[B]

Kearney. It's somewhere. It's so fine. It's not even like Kearney's on the map. And it's not.

[C]

So Gila river, maybe.

[B]

So it's by the Gila River. It's Riverside.

[A]

Like, there's.

[B]

Good Lord. I've never heard of it.

[A]

So it's like.

[B]

Right? Yeah, that's it. It's just a dot. Somewhere between Kearney and Globe in Cane spring Canyon, population 88.

[A]

Let's see here. Let's get to the Wikipedia page of it.

[B]

Interesting. Yeah, just get a nice job, Brett. I gotta hand it to you. You're basically a map magician. Riverside, Arizona. How about that?

[A]

It's so like, this is all I got.

[B]

That's. That's the Wikipedia page. It's a sentence.

[A]

Nothing there's there.

[B]

It's a city in Pinal County, Arizona. That's essentially all it says. Yeah, that's it. It's estimated above sea level. It's about 1800ft above sea level. Yeah. So it's not underwater. It's by a river. What's the population under overs? Got to be 200.

[A]

Oh, Arizona home locator.

[B]

If houses in Riverside, get them. Get on Zillow and find out what it cost to get a piece of property out there in Riverside. If your views are. Kearney, I'm out. There's a riverside right there off the 202. Duh. That's true. How about that? You are going to Zillow Riverside. And there are four houses for sale in Riverside. Click on 1 190.

[A]

Check out this mansion.

[B]

What's the square footage of this Riverside gentleman?

[C]

You got some property.

[A]

925Ft.

[B]

925 square feet.

[C]

You're a little over three acres.

[B]

You got some land. Put a house on it. You got a power pole in your house that's moving.

[C]

Ready?

[B]

Needs an upgrade. Oh, my God. Who's moving into that for 190 grand? There's a bed in the front room. The front room? What am I talking about? It's a thousand square feet. The whole thing's a front room room. There's a. There's the punishment dungeon. What is that? Yep. No reason for any landscaping. Boy, that is a very specific buyer looking to move into Riverside.

[A]

Oh, it comes with the moonshine.

[B]

Yeah. You gotta get the Duke boy's house. No offense. And if you're Listening out there. I'm sorry, but take that off the market and call Doug Hopkins. Nobody's gonna buy your house.

[A]

Doug's even like, here's a five grand. Not too insane.

[B]

This. They'll go give you five grand for it and you can keep it. This is another one. How much is that?

[A]

Oh, it's. You can just buy the land.

[B]

No, the land's for 20 grand.

[A]

Three quarters of an acre for 18.

[B]

It's still better living than that first house.

[C]

That was in Kearney.

[A]

All right, so here you go. This is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's north of Kearney.

[B]

Why would you move to Riverside? I know sitting the hustle of bustle of Kearney is too much for you. Had to scoot out to the outskirts.

[C]

Had to get out.

[D]

So we all went through Riverside when we went to Kearney that one time.

[B]

Never saw it.

[D]

One time.

[A]

Why'd you go to Kearney?

[B]

There was a charity event for some lady who worked here. Her family member had.

[C]

It was a cold week. I heard. I heard.

[B]

Raining, freezing. They did a walk for a guy with cancer. He's still alive. So it worked.

[C]

It's gonna be a full moon tonight. One way to celebrate is jumping in on the moon water trend. During the last full moon. How to make moon water was top trending thing on Google. It's pretty easy. You take your pure water, get a gallon of it. Pure water and a seal sealed container. Or I guess you could just buy it at the grocery store. Take the gallon container, just water water and set it outside. Expose it to moon charge with the energy provided by the light of the moon.

[B]

Oh my God.

[D]

They're doing this.

[C]

The benefits are hydration, of course.

[B]

Brett, say it.

[A]

Dumb broads.

[B]

Thank you. Because that's who dudes are doing. Supposedly.

[C]

It'll also make you closer to get you in touch with the seasonal flow of nature. Can also see noticeable changes in your life that are unexplainable.

[B]

No.

[A]

All right.

[C]

No. Evidently the idea kicking around for a while now, but whatever reason it's gone.

[D]

Explained is a word. Why wouldn't. Unexplainable.

[B]

Inexplicable.

[D]

No, no, no. That's different. That's a different connotation.

[B]

Unexplainable. Sounds funny. Maybe it is.

[D]

I'll bring up the two.

[B]

Yeah. Either way, Brett's right. Dumb broads.

[A]

Yeah, that. That's all this is.

[B]

Hey, lady, you got divorced. You're not unique. It's okay. You don't need to soak your. It's not sun tea. Moon water day. Knock it off.

[C]

Well, I feel for this guy.

[B]

Get back on your horse, be normal and get your water out of the moonlight. Nothing's different about it.

[A]

I feel sorry for the guy too if he's doing that.

[B]

Wouldn't it then work though? Hold on. Wouldn't it then work if you had soda? Couldn't I put soda outside in a 2 liter bottle that's clear. And get moon soda.

[D]

Put yourself out there like if that's a hammock.

[B]

Yeah, just bathe everything liquid like. Then my pool becomes a swimming pool.

[C]

It's like sun tea.

[B]

Right? That's what I said. That's a great point.

[D]

You have a whole pool.

[B]

You've got a pool outside of moon charged moon. Go soak in it, dummy.

[C]

I'm going swimming.

[B]

Yeah, because it's special water.

[D]

How long does it last? Because if the moon goes away, then.

[B]

Some of these chicks can't take a breakup, man. They go nuts. They start doing yoga out of the blue, they start start putting their water outside so the moon can charge it. They're bananas.

[C]

I thought it was full last night, but I guess it wasn't.

[B]

Look pretty big.

[C]

Drank some water.

[B]

And did you have some moon water?

[C]

Guess the day still.

[B]

I didn't realize it. Yesterday, Brady lost his mind. Okay, I hear him now. Sorry, buddy.

[D]

Oh, I wanted to tell you that about the election. Somebody texted in and said, hey, I'm in. A.J. did you see that? We had a grand total of 54 votes.

[B]

Good job, guys.

[D]

On their.

[B]

Whatever.

[D]

They had their referendum. There's 39,000 adults in AJ they got 54 people to go out and vote.

[B]

Nobody knows what's going on in it. Look around.

[D]

Leads by five.

[B]

How well are the government officials doing? If you've been to A.J. you know there's no real point in voting anymore. They're not helping you.

[D]

You don't think it's loaded with those signs? Vote for Ciarelli.

[B]

Chitterelli lost. Almost got some Jack Ciarelli out there in government for my tv. And that was all he was for. For this unexplainable word. Sorry. They're synonyms. Inexplicable. Sorry, bird. It just sounded funny.

[C]

This couple's getting married in two weeks and just decided two weeks before the wedding. The bride said I'm cutting down my guests list. Already had by half smart.

[A]

And she pissed someone off.

[C]

Oh, there's people that have booked flights.

[B]

Yeah, including.

[C]

It's just her direct family and most of the groom. Just the groom's parents are invited. The rest of their family are out.

[B]

She got some moon advice.

[C]

You nailed it.

[B]

Her psychic told her, oh, Christ, you're so predictable.

[C]

Keep it to 80 guests, don't go.

[B]

Over 80 guests, and your marriage will fail.

[A]

Broads.

[B]

I'll tell you why your marriage is going to fail. You're insane. Eventually he's going to see it.

[C]

So she threw out an emergency email and clipped out to all the other guests and. Sorry you didn't make the cut.

[B]

Yeah, only the top 80. By the way, real quick.

[C]

The lady that told her that she's a bridesmaid and her parents didn't make the cut.

[B]

Yeah. Gotta go.

[C]

She's like, I'm. I'm not going either.

[B]

Right now, you're down under 80. Well, you got trouble in your hands now. Scott Blamer makes a great point. Tell those dumb broads that the light of the moon is sunlight. That's true. It's just reflected sunlight. You could put your water out in the sun, the same light you're getting off the moon, but it's reflected. It's bounced off like a mirror, and the moon absorbs it and sends out magic wizard dust. Oh, no. Your divorce kicked your ass. No. What would you do, Brett, after your divorce, if I. So, because Brett went through a few days, like we all do after divorce, you're very confused. You're like, what's going on in my life? Am I going to ever have money again? I'm confused. And if I ever said. I called Brett and I'm like, hey, buddy, what's going on? You all right? Yeah, I'm outside right now. What are you up to? Just putting my water outside so the moon can charge it. I'm like, oh, Jesus, I gotta get to Brett's house.

[A]

I would expect you to.

[B]

Women encourage each other to do crazy stuff like that. I would be there for you in a heartbeat going, brett, you gotta stop this. Do you see what you're doing? Get back on the horse here, kid.

[C]

I could have gone all the way if you drank some moon water.

[B]

No man has ever told another man. You know what I would do? Take a bottle of water and let the next full moon. We charge it up. And then you start drinking it. The magic wizard dust will get inside and you'll start. Start forgetting about that broad.

[A]

No man would be like, here's a 750A crown. Go to town.

[B]

We're going to a strip club. Yeah, there's plenty of in the sea.

[C]

You wouldn't come up with a energy compatibility chart that this psychic did.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And said, you know, you can't have over 75 people because the alignment with the vibrational frequency would get cut if you're over 75.

[B]

Well, the fact that she's seeing a psychic before her wedding means that this won't last. You can't run. Yeah, the dude, it's his fault. At this point, that's what people are.

[C]

Some of the feedback was. We're hearing nothing for them. No, the dude knows what's going on.

[B]

Dude is. Well, the news knows and he doesn't. That makes him even worse. Well, if you're.

[C]

He knows what's going on, but he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Okay, then he's going to be in a. He's going to give his stuff away.

[C]

You're in trouble, dude.

[B]

Dude, you got. You might as well just give her half and plus more now. By the way, Corey McCloskey, according to George Wilson, was calling the moon the big beaver moon tonight.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

So put your water out there. Going outside, your beaver grows. So be careful, ladies.

[C]

It'll be a gravitational.

[B]

The big, big beaver moon can make that beaver massive. If you've got a beaver right now at all, it's going to get huge tonight because it's the big beaver moon. Don't put your water.

[A]

And don't big beaver.

[B]

Don't drink water from the big beaver. Anything wet from a big beaver is bad.

[C]

In the uk, the government has decided to prevent or actually eliminate any pornographic choking videos. So any porn site over there, it's not allowed to.

[B]

Who's doing this?

[C]

Uk.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Don'T mess with the porn.

[B]

Yeah, don't. Just let us have what we have. That's in the uk. They have a thing now that you have to register your phone with the government.

[C]

What?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In general.

[B]

Or just look at porn, if you even visit there. So. And then you got to wonder, are they monitoring it when I'm not here? That's what you have to do. Burn it up.

[C]

Butterball's annual Thanksgiving report found that the average party for Thanksgiving is now nine people. It's down from 10 last year.

[B]

Well, that's because we lost Aunt Millie.

[C]

Yeah. Or someone finally said, I got an announcement to make.

[B]

I'm gay and he's not invited anymore.

[C]

Or.

[B]

Or politics. Or politics. Yeah, I like. Mom, Donnie is gonna break up some households this year. We got some. Go to those houses. Grandpa does not want to hear about how you think Mom Donnie's gonna do good. He doesn't. He's not hearing it. You might have an open mind towards the idea of it, but Grandpa Doesn't. So you're. You're literally four weeks away from killing your grandfather with your mom. Donnie, talk. Leave it alone. Don't do it at your house. I looked at you, your eyes just rolled. Don't you start. You're gonna have Mamdani stuff all over your place.

[D]

All right, here's the story.

[B]

Oh, boy. You have a Mandani story already.

[D]

So I get. I get home last night and walk in and went out and got something to eat, and she's got MSNBC on, and it's about. We're about to declare Mom Donnie has won. And I'm like, why are you watching this? Who cares about New York? Worry about Mason.

[B]

She's in. She's in.

[D]

So she watches that for a few. Few minutes this morning.

[B]

Morning.

[D]

I get up, take my shower, come out. She's in bed. She's watching his victory speech.

[B]

She loves.

[D]

I'm like, you might have a problem.

[B]

No, you might have a problem.

[D]

She goes, no, it's a really good. It's really good speech. And I'm like, who gives an F?

[B]

You've got a communist in your house. You've got the Red Scare living right next. What are you doing?

[D]

You've lost your mind.

[B]

I don't know if she still has periods, but she's got the Red Scare, my friend. Jesus.

[D]

I'm on a list now somewhere.

[B]

I'm starting it right now. Number one, Richard Toledo.

[D]

No, don't put me on.

[B]

No, you're on a. Nope.

[C]

I know.

[D]

Guilt by association.

[B]

You're married to the Red Scare.

[C]

Fix this today with Moonwalk.

[B]

You're married to the Red Scare, for Christ's sake. She's a mom Donnie. She's gonna wreck every Thanksgiving from here on out. God's morning sickness. 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness. You can't have a Mom Donnie supporter start rolling into grand in Mesa. You got. Got to get killed.

[C]

I know.

[B]

She's gonna. That's it. See you later, Red. His new nickname is the Red Scare. Husband of the husband of the Red Scare.

[D]

I get home today, and we have one of those Mom Donnie signs in our yard.

[B]

Oh, your house burned down. Yes.

[D]

Well, the insurance is up to date, so thankfully on that.

[B]

Oh, you're done.

[C]

Kraft is selling it. Apple pie flavored Mac and cheese for the holiday season.

[D]

What?

[C]

You can buy it at Walmart for A$48.

[B]

For what?

[C]

Apple pie Craft.

[B]

That might be okay.

[D]

What?

[B]

Some people put a slice of cheese on apple pie.

[C]

That's what they're basing yeah, I've never.

[B]

Done it, but just putting it in my brain.

[A]

Noodles and stuff. No, no.

[B]

This is tempting me.

[C]

I mean, I'm a cheese fan, and the apple pie with cheese is nowhere close to ice cream or Alam mode with apple pie.

[B]

That's all right. Calm down. Nobody's talking about what kind of cheese do you put on your apple pie? What slice of government cheese? Old poor people cheese.

[A]

You eat poor people cheese?

[B]

Poor people cheese. Awesome.

[C]

What you do with John? You did it with Vela.

[B]

Oh, poor people cheese on apple pie. If you got a good apple pie, you can't have poor people apple pie and poor people cheese.

[D]

I'm with bread.

[B]

There is no melts itself. If you do it, you are not eating Velveeta.

[D]

You have a hunk of Velve.

[B]

You get me individually wrapped Velveeta, I'll eat the whole goddamn case.

[C]

I do like what they're doing with the commercial. Who's promoting it is Jason Biggs.

[B]

Oh, that's pretty good, because he bangs that pie in America. I'm telling you, man, every you snobs get over it, because I'm usually with you on poor people food.

[A]

That Velveeta's individuals in the cabinet, too.

[C]

But this is the powdered one. It's the craft. The box.

[B]

Oh, the box. Mac and cheese.

[D]

It's a good thing we did vote back to Looney bins.

[B]

You're.

[A]

You're inching toward leaning that way.

[B]

Kraft Macaroni and cheese is good. It's not restaurant quality, but in a pinch. No, that stuff's pretty good. In a pinch, it's good.

[C]

And if you want to change 11.

[B]

Cents, you get thousands of pounds.

[A]

Nose is going to work, man.

[C]

There's another pie option for Thanksgiving. Taco Bell has their Baja Blast. It's like a key lime pie. It looks like it came from Chernobyl. It's this glowing blue. Check it out. For 19.99, you can get this pie for Thanksgiving.

[B]

Taco Bell pie.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, geez.

[B]

Ian Schwartz just texted me. He goes, I'm a weatherman who stares at maps all day. I've never heard of Riverside, Arizona. Yeah, I know. And they've had a lot of bad weather lately. Way to not do your job, Schwartz. There's only two houses there, and one's for sale. There's the Baja Blast, and that's just key lime.

[C]

Gotten good reviews.

[B]

Key lime cheesecake or what is it?

[C]

I think it's more like a key lime pie.

[B]

Mountain Dew is in it, though. Yeah, I'M not. I'm not eating that.

[A]

It's like a Midori or something.

[B]

I knew it.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Come on. Staring at it.

[A]

Someone bring it down.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

If you have cinnamon twist topping.

[B]

Oh, I'm eating that. You throw a little churro on top of some mountain. Some frozen Mountain Dew and a churro. Okay. I might be. I might be getting some SNAP benefits before you know it. This is the poorest day of my life. But the SNAP cover that because I'd eat churros and Mountain Dew pie with.

[C]

That Mac and cheese.

[B]

Would you rather be. Would you rather be poor or live with a red scare? I think poor is the answer. I'm scared of the red scare. She's going to change your world. World. And it's not so much that I'm. She's fun. It's going to be the problem she causes. Oh no.

[D]

But she's.

[C]

She.

[D]

This past year she's been in her own.

[B]

Yeah. Communist like bubble.

[D]

I'm like, you realize that we are fine like our day to day.

[B]

You married a communist.

[C]

Ah.

[B]

I never thought I'd know anybody who did it. But he married a communist. Hey, Brady married a communist.

[C]

It's happening.

[D]

She has been leaving the house at night. Are there meaning?

[B]

Yeah. She's selling nuclear secrets to the red Jesus. Yeah. I am married to the Red scare.

[D]

Just listen to watch her. She's laying in bed watching his speech. I'm like, what are you watching?

[B]

Watching her people. I'm like one watching you.

[C]

You don't even know you're a new version of the Americans.

[B]

Yeah. I'll tell you this. It's the. The metaphor in that is she's in bed with communists. Literally.

[A]

Oh man.

[B]

While you're walking around, she's got Manzami on her her screen.

[D]

Guess I know what I'm getting her for Christmas. Yeah, Mom, Donnie Merch.

[B]

Nothing. Because that's what communists get for a.

[C]

New hammer and sickle.

[B]

You get her. You get her a People's United poster.

[D]

God damn it, John.

[B]

Workers unite.

[D]

I'm headed to get me some Velveeta slices.

[B]

They're so good. Now look, I'm telling you it's. That is not a poor people thing. This one says, how's Velveeta poor people cheese. It's nine blocks bucks. Nine bucks for the gluten free box. Well, gluten free, I don't know. But I do know that Velveeta is not that cheap. The slices are good. I'm not saying you can just put it on any old Apple pie. But if you fired that up on my mom's apple like crumble. Oh my God. I'm. I never did it though. It always scared me that it would wreck the pie if I didn't like it. That I wrecked perfectly good piece of apple pie. But you throw a little Mac and cheese on a good apple piece. Brady and I discovered pizza Mac years ago where we would just pile macaroni and cheese on top of slices of pizza. And two of us. I mean I was Brady's size for about we. But we got fat sweet tomatoes and they had that buffet line and then you could go over to the pizza section and they also had macaroni and cheese. Pizza Mac started to become a daily.

[C]

Modified the Jimmy Mac song.

[B]

Yeah, it was pretty good. Pizza Mac. Ooh, got me coming back.

[C]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[C]

First one's another dum dum in a bull ring.

[B]

Man, you got a lot of those. This is happening a lot. Is it just one guy or is the whole city.

[C]

Well, it's. One guy gets struck again and it's.

[B]

An entire town just stands with. With bulls on the regular basis. Mexico.

[A]

You got an email over there. In the meantime, while we're stretching.

[B]

Okay. Is it about the red scare?

[A]

No.

[D]

Should be.

[B]

Mom, Donnie is already ruining the world. Listen to the cheese BS coming out of John's mouth. Yeah, that's true. Yes. He gets elected yesterday. Next thing you know, I'm all for government cheeses being placed on my apple pie. Oh, if it was free. If you get. If government cheese was Velveeta slices, I would apply. Jesus. Toledo's walked in on his wife flipping the beam to Mandani. Toledo starts guess cooking her mom Donnie fetish. I love that that you have the red scare in your house and it's going to be an argument when you get home today. If she hears about this conversation. Why do you even tell them about that? Because you're a communist. They don't need to know. Oh, that's what a Communist would say.

[D]

5:00Am in your.

[C]

In bed.

[D]

You woke up because and first thing on your mind was gotta see that mom Donnie speech.

[A]

Give her ass the government cheese. At this point.

[B]

Happening. I love it.

[C]

Here we go. Here's the bull. The bull fight.

[A]

This looks like the same arena we saw yesterday too.

[C]

Probably small. It's smaller.

[A]

Brady's algorithm, man. That.

[B]

It's smaller.

[C]

What a guy gets hit on the post, comes down full plows him. But after he comes down, they'll show the leg. There it Is.

[B]

It'S flopping around.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, kudos to him though. He. He hopped off on his good leg. Most of the time those idiots just stick it out. Oh, that thing's flopping around. That's Jaden Daniel's arm under a couple.

[A]

Two by fours to get him out of there.

[B]

Look at this building.

[C]

I don't know how. How that doesn't collapse.

[B]

There are 400,000 people in a thing that holds about 9,000 and it's. Shakespeare had nicer theaters.

[C]

That's engineering.

[B]

The Renaissance Festival has more permanent structures. And they run bulls at it. They're just. What a. What a confused group.

[C]

Next one looks like they're pulling a tusk out of a guy's mouth, but I think it's a living creature.

[B]

Got a text from her former co worker Emily. Goddamn commies ruining America. See what's going to happen at your Thanksgiving? Can't even have ex employees. I know Emily. I know Emily. And Emily and your wife can't be in the same room together.

[D]

God, no.

[B]

Could you imagine? God, no. Get used to it. Because she's gone from Democrat to communist. She's even making Democrats mad now.

[D]

Unbelievable.

[B]

He shared the story. I'm addicted. Lost her Bray. Losing her. Gone.

[C]

He's not.

[B]

Yeah, you didn't put. You didn't put your foot down. Years ago, a real man wouldn't let his wife become a communist. That is a great phrase, by the way. That might be the smartest thing I've ever said on this show. 25 years it took me to come up with the greatest phrase. Well, a real man wouldn't allow his wife to become a communist. Oh my goodness. Do you think she's gonna be one? Is she already my.

[D]

My antenna up?

[B]

Does she want free groceries all the time? She like steal.

[D]

No, it's happening for other people. Maybe for poor people, sure. Not for us.

[B]

We're fine for nervous. That's great.

[C]

Here's the dental removal.

[B]

Oh, God, it's TV salivary stone, which are hard deposits. He's got one growing in his gums. No, it's not a tooth. This is actually a salivary stone, which are hard deposits that can form in your salivary ducts. This is pulling out a Dion Sanders mouth. Who is that? It's not a tooth. Yes. I can't be yelling at my players.

[C]

With a bad tooth.

[B]

Now what you pull is that. How big is that? Like a hammer? No, it's not a tooth. This.

[C]

I had one of these Salisbury stakestones.

[B]

When I was playing back for the Falcons. I had one of these. I got another Falcons, a huge one. Come on now. Bet you know what I'm playing for. I'm playing for the faggins.

[C]

Okay, this is the last.

[A]

Thing with you.

[B]

There's a relatively attractive young African American woman who has snot in the still frame pouring out of each nostril. She may be Dominican. Here we go. I mean, it is a lot of. Oh, now she did it again. Oh, stop it. She's touching it. Oh, God. Oh, she sucked it into her mouth. Mouth. And then spit it back out. And then put more back in.

[C]

That was my reaction yesterday, Brett, when.

[B]

I said that commies. Sorry, I'm just assuming she's one of them. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Yikes. Keep in mind, Toledo's commie wife is a teacher.

[D]

Hearts and minds, John.

[B]

She's getting to your hearts and minds with her commie ways.

[A]

Red Fred.

[B]

And you never know. She's so nice.

[A]

Red Fred, right?

[C]

You hit something.

[B]

Holy. Brett, what did you just discover?

[C]

He figured out the code.

[A]

Been right in front of us the whole time.

[B]

It's been sitting right there. It's like the end of the movie Inception. Like, oh my God. I get it now now. Oh my God. Nothing will ever be the same. You shouldn't have told that story. You should have kept that in. There's only one way around the red scare. We have to kill Toledo. I mean that metaphorically, of course. Some of you might actually do it. Paula, I'm looking at you last night in bed at Toledo's house. Meanwhile, in Toledo's bedroom. Mom, Donnie looks pretty sexy. You should grow a beard. Oh, God. She's trying to darken your skin to look exactly like commie mom. Donnie, I love this. I don't even care about it, but I find it fascinating that you sleep with a communist. At least you used to.

[C]

Man, it's gonna start happening. Everything. Does it come in red?

[B]

Yeah, everything red for Ed. Holy obvious stuff, Batman. I know.

[D]

Robin, what's with the red bunting for Thanksgiving?

[B]

Yeah, Thanksgiving. Why would you celebrate something that tortured the Indians like that? It's anti America as you're gonna be. You're gonna have anti Thanksgiving. You're probably gonna chain yourself to a tree or something for Thanksgiving.

[D]

It is funny. Usually we have our plans set for Thanksgiving. We don't have anything yet.

[C]

You'll be serving it all day.

[D]

She got uninvited from the family Thanksgiving.

[B]

Emily's Emily, our former co worker is the perfect American. She said Toledo's wife and mom Donnie should both watch Rocky 4. I did, and it changed my life. That's right.

[C]

That's what she got mad at you.

[B]

About because you were wearing my. I was wearing my Drago shirt. She goes, what's that? He's a con. She got mad at me for wearing a Drago shirt. Just a picture of him. It said Ivan Drago. What's that commie crap? She was on it. She was like, Joseph McCarthy.

[C]

I've seen this scare.

[B]

I've seen this before. What are you doing? So Toledo's wife gave it to me. I thought it looked nice. Oh, my God.

[A]

Cleto's gonna come in the house tonight.

[B]

If you could change. Hey, yo. I don't know what's going on in my life. I come home and I got Kami, Mom, Danny in my bedroom. I got my wife feeling the bean to it. I seen a lot of people change it. Interviews can change. Lisa eyes can change. I'm not changing. He died two movies ago.

[C]

Damn it.

[B]

Follow along, Commie. Proof he hasn't seen it. When Rocky Mandani. You know I'm gonna win with government programs. Oh, man.

[C]

Lisa cries for a different reason.

[B]

You're playing my theme song. Hey, Toledo, what's going on? What's up? Sir, you might get a knock at the door later today from ice. Why? We'll send your wife back to Russia where she belongs. Wow, this is fun. I think it's fun. Adrian, where are you? I'm over here, Rocky, in the bread line. Okay.

[D]

Get some extra bread. We're gonna need it.

[B]

This is hilarious to me. I'm sorry. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[A]

I can't compete with that, but, I.

[B]

Mean, Jesus, I married a communist. Needs to be a. By a commie.

[A]

I will start with this one.

[B]

Well, she's into, like, public stuff, so the cucking thing now makes sense.

[C]

She loves vodka.

[B]

Nobody gets one thing. Everybody shares the wealth.

[D]

Does love vodka?

[B]

Does she like vodka?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Share the wealth.

[A]

All right, I'll start off with something happened in Toledo's vacation countries.

[B]

There's a moped on the ground, and there's no. Oh, we're walking real. Oh, God. There's a big old dump truck with somebody who used to be on a moped.

[C]

Is that his head?

[B]

Oh, my God. He's all twisted up in the back tire, and his head's.

[A]

He's, like, sitting and his feet are out forward.

[B]

Yeah, everything's going the same direction.

[D]

Like, Kilroy. Like, he was like.

[B]

He's crawling out of the ground, except for he's Just smashed into it. Oh, my goodness. That truck did a number on that mop.

[A]

How about this?

[B]

More bicycles. Oh. Clips the bike. There's going to be a second car.

[C]

Oh, a car.

[B]

Oh, this guy in a bike. Oh, I have to explain this. This guy on a bike's crossing in the crosswalk. One car blazes through and takes out his front wheel. He's okay, but he falls down. The next car stops in time, but then gets rear ended twice and runs over the guy anyway. Almost. God hates that guy. Everybody. Everybody used their free will to try to save him. And God just kept pounding cars into each other until he got run over.

[A]

And this guy whipped out his crank somewhere and got his ass beat.

[B]

All right. Okay. He's in a. Looks like a subway. Yeah, he's in a food court and he pulled his pee pee out. And then. Then the cast of Boys in the Hood just beats the living crap. Get him, doughboy.

[C]

Get him.

[B]

The Rolling sixties took advantage of the naked man.

[D]

That's a Walmart shocker.

[B]

You know what you don't do well. I'm finding Fight with your pants around your ankles at all.

[C]

It didn't hurt him too bad.

[B]

He's running pretty good.

[C]

Kicked by Crocs.

[B]

Yeah, but he's running pretty good.

[A]

He ain't outrunning them, everybody.

[B]

No, no. He wasn't gonna outrun him if his pants were pulled up. But the crazy thing about it is, if you've ever done the I'm out of toilet paper, walk from one toilet one to the next, your pants are on your ankles. And do the scooch. That dude actually ran with in that position, which is pretty good. I mean, he still got his ass kicked, and that wasn't going to end anytime soon. They were following him. All right.

[C]

Did he get the money for the dare?

[B]

Yeah, no kidding. All right.

[A]

Look at the inside of her car.

[B]

Is it just all candy? Is that blood? A condoms. Those are rubbers. Oh, my God. She's putting a rubber on the. On the. On the drive shaft. And she's going to. Orally, Please. At first. Oh, no. She just spit on. She's wearing a pair of jeans that have no crotch. We just found that out from the next video slide. And now she's having sex with someone. A gear shift. Why? What's that bad? She's got a comment on it. The licking lube. You didn't like her licking her hand and loving herself? Brady, you've never done that.

[C]

The car is just filthy.

[D]

You might be communist.

[B]

Yeah, commie, that's the most American thing I've seen today. Yeah. I like when it and gets ready to go.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Why did she have so many condoms?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

At least she's practicing safe sex. That thing might have given you war. Oh, it's a girl with a wine bottle. Or is that a wine bottle?

[D]

What is it?

[A]

I think it's one of those lint rollers.

[B]

It is. No. Is it? It's huge if it is.

[D]

Oh, it is. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

That's a big lint roller. Is that for a pool table?

[C]

Wow. And then put it in her butt.

[B]

She's going back into the drugstore and putting it back. She's put it in her butt in the. In the bathroom. Oh, man. We gotta lock those up now, too. Yep.

[D]

Bring wipes.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Class. That's it.

[B]

I thought it was bad enough I saw that guy trying on deodorant at the Walgreens, but I didn't know you could do that with the. The items that have handles. You don't like the lick and go?

[C]

No. The spit thing.

[B]

You don't think that's.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You have to do it sometimes.

[A]

You have to.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I've never had to. That's over.

[B]

Well, you got to have sex to do. Yeah, Sorry. Right. Toledo's wife will do it. She's running a government program over there. Everybody gets his commies. I love it. Anyway, poor Toledo. There's one. It's gonna be fun when he starts dressing like Stalin to come to work. It's 8:44. I thought you were playing the Russian national anthem. Before we go, it says, hey, John, you know why mom Donnie won? Because Toledo's wife didn't buy tickets to his final debate. Unlike Toledo and his Mariners, she didn't jinx it by pre. Pre purchasing tickets to the victory lap. Poor bastard. Mom Donnie. I like that story, Rich. Thanks for sharing. Sorry about everything at your place. Having a hard time dealing with him. What are you doing? Yeah, I saw red when I opened up. They're just gonna play warrant all day for you. There goes your Brady report, everybody. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 KT still streaming morning sickness online at 98kupd.com man, we were just joking around about it, but I just, you know, thinking about Thanksgiving right around the corner. Grandma and grandpa have just kind of come out of the woods of the gay trans talks. That's been. Oh, you know, we're kind of like, all right, we've gonna be down One Millie's not there, but I mean, for the most part, the grandmas and grandpas have dealt with with in the past. I mean, think about what you put your grandparents through for the past 12, 15 years of gay marriage, black president, Mexican immigration, homosexual, everything, trans everything, communism. And now this, right when they were like, this Thanksgiving, we've got all those other subjects sorted out, I suppose. Still don't agree on everything, but at least we can get. What the hell's a mam. Dancing. Oh, boy, here we go. What are you talking about? Distributed new wealth past the potatoes. The potatoes get don't get passed to you, sir. You've had enough potato. I haven't had any potatoes. It's the way it works now. What's that tattoo on your wife's back say? From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. What is that? What are we doing here, Grandpa? That's the communist creed. And that is what you believe when you're in this house. Oh, no. You see that lady? I don't know what she's from, but she was. I think she's a singer, but she's screamed and yelled because she's tired of being in women's locker rooms and seeing, I think it's in la and they just didn't have a problem at all with trans people going in the ladies locker room. She's like, she's sick because the one that she's buying has a big one, a huge dick. So she went to tmz, is like, look, I'm absolutely sick and tired of being in locker rooms and seeing these chicks with these huge wangs changing their clothes next to me. Nobody's protecting us. I'm like, fix her. It's not real. Her name is Tish Hyman. That's a tough name. Anyway, she's a singer. She's got some nicknames, but she said she's. She's explaining the buildup and her epic rant on Facebook and Instagram about grown men with big dicks in the women's locker rooms at Gold's Gym. She says it's not isolated either. She's tired of it. She went on TMZ and said she's come across several trans women in her women's locker room and told her at the Gold's Gym that made her feel uncomfortable and afraid. Nobody's at Gold's Gym said anything. So then they found out that she was the one who told on him. And now that the big dick tranny girls are in the bat and they're calling her bitch and stuff. They're starting to get mean to her. I don't know about you, but if I'm a woman and I'm going to a gym and I go to the locker room and the lady next to me has a huge dick, they win. I'm going to a new gym. I don't go back and hope that that clears up because usually that is.

[C]

You're gonna lose that battle.

[B]

I'll. Okay, I'll go three times. If I see three. If that's true of everything, by the way. Way if I as a man, even if I see three dicks in a day, I'm going to stop frequenting that location of whatever it is. Applebee's, you know, gym locker room. If there's like, if too many dicks are in my life, that is no longer a place I'm going to go. Because very rarely does it, pardon the phrase, peter out. It usually gets worse from there.

[C]

I think it would only take two.

[B]

You're two. You're two different.

[C]

By the second time you go in.

[B]

There, the second unwanted dick. Yeah, we're losing this fight. Yeah, we're losing this fight. Yeah. Two unwanted wieners in the same location. Well, like I went to that Outback steakhouse and saw two buttholes in the same diner dining area.

[C]

You knew enough.

[B]

A child's butthole, a five or six year old child's butthole, and an adult woman's butthole exposed at the, at the patio at the Outback. Like, all right, I'm not gonna eat here tonight.

[D]

Two unwanted wieners is something you want to see on a marquee or that's.

[B]

A pretty good band. They. Two unwanted wieners. The nine o' clock code word is high roller. High roller is 9 o' clock for you app people stuff. Stuffing it into that promo box. Yeah, I think that's a pretty good one. I would, I would assume I'm a. I'm a one wiener. One unexpected wiener guy.

[A]

I'm one. That's it. One and done.

[B]

In a restaurant. I'm with you. If it's an employee or in a.

[D]

Restaurant, you'll allow one wiener.

[C]

Hold on.

[B]

No, no, I'm leaving.

[C]

That's.

[B]

That's my one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Once a wiener exposed. Now I'll say this, Brett, maybe we can do this scenario. If you're at the restaurant and someone gets up and walks around with their wiener out and the staff says, that's enough, and gets him out of there, then I'm. Then I'll.

[A]

I'm okay, then. Because they're. They're, you know, they're trying to solve the situation, the problem.

[B]

But if I tell my waiter, hey, by the way, that guy's dicks out, and he doesn't seem to want to put it back, and they don't do anything about it, yeah, I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. In a gym, if I'm a woman and I see one wiener and I tell. And then the next time I go, there's multiple wieners, I just don't go to that gym anymore. And I know it's tough to cancel gym membership sometimes, but I think you got a pretty good case. Tish Hyman says one of the confrontations was captured on video. And we tracked down the person from the clip. It was a trans woman named Alexis Black. And Alexis is. Lexus isn't fooling anyone. Let's just say.

[A]

Do I want to see this?

[B]

You kind of know. Do you have it up there? No, I can send it to you. It's on a TMZ thing. Alexis is not good at it, I guess. Live your life.

[D]

Still figuring it out, Is that what you're saying?

[B]

Or just give it up. Got it. It's not fooling anybody. This Alexis Black person, she's. She looks a little like Jonathan Silverman. Remember him? That's kind of Jonathan. Not that Jonathan. No, different one. Yeah. Alexis Black is. The rants are cursed, Laden. Oh, yes. I can't really play it, but the Alexis Black one is that. That's. Whoa. And she's at the gym and she's getting it done. She's putting some serious weight on up.

[A]

Looks like title nine, Jeff Moret.

[B]

It does. It looks like our own weekend superstar, Jeff. Jeff, man, she's got nice shoulders. The caps on her shoulders are very masculine.

[A]

Jeff's got nice.

[B]

Larry's coming in to take a look. Larry would, you know. And Larry's head turned away from the camera now.

[A]

Jeff's got nicer hair, though.

[B]

You've got a daughter, Larry. If she's in the Gold's gym locker room and that's changing next to her, you probably would say, yeah, maybe tell the man it's. Get out of there. And when you go back and there's three or four of those, you know, I mean, it really is a simple rule. You may think you're a woman, but your penis is a dead giveaway to the rest of society that you are not. It's a rule. I think it is. I think if you are in any place to expose your genitals it has to match the other genitals in the room. Yeah, that seems so. So simple.

[C]

Because Alexis. Argument is I'm going through hormonal therapy now, and it's not done.

[B]

Good. Sorry, but you've got a big dick. And until you don't, you can't be in there. I know you're going through a lot, and I'm not discounting your journey, but you don't have an F1 race car yet. You can't race the race. So let's just get it to where you got to be up to. What are they doing? What do they call that? And you gotta. You gotta meet standards in nascar. Right. You can't have.

[C]

Yeah. You got the.

[B]

Gotta have the exact same car as all the other cars to be in the race.

[D]

Well, within. Within, you know, little measurements, but.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. But for the most part, you're in the standard.

[D]

This is tolerance.

[B]

Yeah. Everybody's doing the same thing in the same thing in this room, same parts. And I know your brain's telling you you're gonna have to move on, and I'm fine with that, but you still got that big dick. So until that's gone, there's a room for you, too.

[C]

And evidently, that's asking too much.

[B]

Yeah, evidently. That's a. That's a debate, and that's where you've lost me, is because it seems so simple. Hey, man, I'm with you. I get it. You want to be a girl, and I don't understand what you're going through, and I won't even claim to try, but as long as you're dangling that. That trouser snake, you got to change in here. And I don't know why that's such a tough one for you. You're not done yet. You admit it yourself. It's not done yet. You know, if I brought you pizza and I never heated it up up. It's not pizza yet. It's gonna be someday, but it's not yet. And until then, we can't eat the pizza, so we gotta. Just gotta not call that pizza goes back in the freezer.

[C]

Does the locker room sign say chick with dicks?

[B]

No. No. But that. See, that would be just rude. Chicks with dicks would be. Look, working on it would be a locker room, but as long as you got the dick, you got to be in the room with other. Other. Those seems so simple. I don't know how we've gotten into this where we argue with it, and I know the trans community is mad about it. But it's so. It's so cut and dry. You still got your dick? Yeah. All right, we're going to have to ask you to change over here for a while. Are you going to get rid of it? Well, someday. Well, when you do, we're going to let you. It's going to be a glorious grand opening. You're going to go in there flashing that brand new manufactured beef. It's like a kit car. I want to see it change away. I want to see it. So absolutely. Get in there. But I have breasts. Well. And I highly recommend you change in a stall. That would be a good idea. There's ways around this. Why do I have to be treated different as everyone else? Well, because you've got a set of breasts and a dick that you are different than everyone else. For now, when you finish, this argument won't even matter. Don't push it. Don't jump in early. You've got premature vagina. Sure, you think you got one down, but you don't. You don't. And you're not fooling anybody. That's not just a big lady button. We know. We can tell. What a world, what a world. High roller is the word for nine o'. Clock. And Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. My God, all this going on. Mom. Donnie. Giant wieners and girls locker rooms. Grandpa just wants some cranberries. He just wants some. Some stuffing. This might be his last one. And he's got to sit and fight with you over communism in New York. What? Leave him alone, Holmberg.

[D]

Didn't we learn anything from Jesse Waters? I want you to know that you cannot call them chicks with dicks anymore. You can, however, call them guys who talk too much.

[B]

That's. Yes, I like that actually, better. Men suddenly afflicted with the inability to drive. Indecisive men. Males, we'll call them. That covers all the bases.

[A]

Ah, chicks with dicks.

[B]

Better chicks with dicks pretty much cuts. Cuts it to the chase.

[A]

It's just called the way it is.

[B]

Oh, you're a lady with a penis. Well, how dare you? I mean. But am I wrong?

[C]

For now.

[B]

Well, until I'm right, I really like.

[D]

Your idea of a NASCAR tent outside the entrances to the restrooms, though. Oh, sorry, ma'.

[B]

Am.

[D]

You didn't pass the vagina.

[B]

Because you check.

[A]

They gotta check everything out, make sure.

[B]

Yeah, you got like, your blowers are right.

[C]

Different tires.

[B]

Can't do it. Oh. You can't go out there with different slicks, man. You got to have the same ones the other guys have. Yeah. They're slick, yet they're standards. Yeah, it's not slick. It's too bumpy. You got knobbies. What do you got knobbies for? We're not going four wheeling. We got rock wars coming up a little bit. Poor Grandpa. Sorry about Thanksgiving. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock media station. He said fully erect. 98. Still streaming. Hberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com It's Godsmack right there. Whatever. It's 9:27. The word for 9:00 clock is high roller. And somebody just texted something is Toledo. If his wife has a period, let's start calling it the Commie Tsunami. Let's not talk about her period at all. That is funny, but we're not bringing that up. We're not. We're. In fact, we're going to be very. I won Rock Horse last week. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Okay, I'm not going to say it.

[C]

Or did I not?

[B]

John Gordon. John Gordon picked me. Yeah. John Gordon. Because I had skid run. Brady. Yeah. Brady so often can reach into the hat and pull out of.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I wasn't sure.

[B]

Well, today you might be able to do it. I'm not going to name names or get specific about anything, but let's just say someone, you know, has married a conversation Communist. Brett, you're a wedding dj.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We need a song for Marian. Communists. Whether it's their anniversary, it's the wedding day itself. A great song to celebrate. A theme song for someone who's married a communist.

[A]

Let's cut out all the red songs, though, from Chevelle. The Red from Warren. Like if it has red in it. Goodbye.

[B]

If it's red in the top.

[C]

Lady in red.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Lady in red. I've been singing all. Yeah, let's just give it. Because it could happen. And it's, you know. I'm not saying who, but it's happened near us. When you find out that someone's married a communist, they need a theme song. From that day forward, whenever they're in the room, whenever they talk, that theme song needs to play. I'm not saying who. It could happen to any of us, I suppose. Not a real man. You heard me, Brady. Let me hear your reaction real quick. I'm going to play the part of Ronnie and you'll be playing the part of Brad Brady. All right? When I open the door, that's your cue to come in and say hello to the family. Ready? Let me start it with. Maybe we have a little. I don't know some sort of theme music for you. It's Brady's. Brady's sitcom. Here we go. Hey, look everybody, Brady's on.

[C]

Hello, family.

[B]

Hello, Brady. It's wonderful to see you. We've been busy distributing wealth. I'm a communist now.

[C]

What?

[B]

Oh my God, what a perfect answer. Brady, excellent job. And the crowd went wild. You just leave when they say they're communist. It's going to be nothing but trouble. And I don't even care about their communism. I care all about how it's going to end up at dinner parties and social gatherings. Inevitably, you're going to end up fighting with people you like. Can't go bringing that stuff up. Well, I like Mom, Donnie. And then somebody's husband's gonna be like, brought the commie. Boom. All right, so here we go. A theme song for Rock wars for if, in case you ever have a friend married to a communist. A true one, not like one that you're just saying it because they watch msnbc. Like a real one. One that like, supports other communist things. I like this a lot. It's 9:30. We'll have your suggestions [e-mail] you can text 97936. We'll find out what we choose next. It's 98 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. It's time for the weekly battle of musical supremacy known only as Rock Wars. Better late than never. We gotta get right to it. It. And Rock wars is brought to you by our friends over at Mo Money Pawn. Shorter long term collateral loans from $10 to over $100,000. No credit need needed. Top dollar paid with the entire process. Just taking several minutes. Mo Money pawn.com taking 100 bucks off at M&P Guns as well for your builder class if you want to do that.

[A]

Ar, Glock, whatever. They're going to take care of you.

[B]

Knock it down. That's awesome. So for the holiday season and save a little extra money while you're trying to do that. It's a great gift. It's an awesome present. We have a theme. We're not saying who, we're not saying what, but let's say someone, you know, married a communist.

[A]

I'll say it wasn't me.

[B]

Wasn't me.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Brady. No, no. Are you sure? You all right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I didn't sound very convincing. Well, maybe it was Brady. And that's why we'll just stop asking people in the room. All right, but let's just say you got a friend who might do it. And every once in a while, that friend wanders in a room, and you happen to have a radio station, he might need a theme song.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, so today, the theme song for a guy who may have married a communist, which I find hysterical, doesn't change my views of that person whatsoever. I find it hysterical. And don't think that I'm ever in the same room. I'd be like, how about the redistribution of wealth in this place? I'm just gonna whisper that and walk away. Just watch the fireworks from a distance. But I will ask where the theme song for that person is. Starting with you, Brett, who would you like to choose? Go.

[A]

I'll go first.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I'm gonna do. It's a. It's a cover tune by one of our favorites.

[B]

Oh, Lemmy.

[A]

Covering Back in the ussr.

[B]

It's Motorhead. I didn't even know they did it.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

From the album. Butchering the Beatles.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Who's. Who's got it.

[C]

Last night.

[B]

That's. Aw.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

I mean, back at somebody's house.

[B]

I make it specific to just the obvious person who's married a con. I like that one. All right. Well done. Album cover, Butchering the Beatles. Look at that. It's the. It's the Beatles album cover. I think it's Revolver. Is that not right, John? You'd know. Or Rubber Sole. That looks like a rubber soul. I don't know which one it is. Oh, no, that's Meet the Beatles Yesterday and Today. You're right. That's it. You're right. There it is. There's a baby in it. All right. Nice job. Brady, what is your choice?

[C]

I think mine kind of captures the mood. Every time that person would walk in the room, I went with Sting. Russians.

[B]

I don't remember this one. Very depressing. It's a depressing bee cut off of a late 80s Sting album.

[D]

I hope the Russians love their children, too.

[B]

It's about.

[C]

It's about losing.

[B]

Well, it's about nukes and, like, the war. He actually includes the word Oppenheimer in the song a couple of times. Hard to sing that.

[C]

That's the household, that mood.

[B]

Yeah. Right. Well, this is basically saying, I hope those communists aren't as bad as I thought they were, because if they don't love their kids, they'll nuke us first. So if there's still love for children, they'll keep the nukes in the ground. I like that. Well, I'm thinking theme songs both. You did very well, but mine is something that I think just cut and dry. It's the national anthem of North Korea, I think should be Toledo's theme. Sing along, everybody. Shine bright. You don't. On this land so fair over the world dazzles My country so rich in silver and gold are you 5000 years of your history Our people ever were renowned in sage and rich cultural heritage as with heart and soul we strive, Korea shall forever thrive and in the spirit of Mount Paik Tu with the love and toil that shall never die. Pluto's gonna have this for dinner.

[D]

She's. Honey, this is a little aggressive. What are you playing on the Bluetooth?

[B]

Shut the windows. I bought some new speakers. The theme song to North Korea, John Gordon, we're late. It's up to you, my friend. Come on over here. Will it be Lemmy and Motorhead back in the USSR Will it be the Russians by Sting? Or will it be the Korean North. North Korean. National Atlantic? Who wins? When I think of communism. Yeah. Only one guy comes to mind. Toledo. Let me come. Oh, my God.

[C]

Let me.

[B]

For the win. I like it. All right, we'll play the song, and we'll come out of the break with back in the U.S.S.R. congratulations. Good win there. Thank you, Br. Actually, Brady picked a good song that no one's ever heard.

[A]

I'd never heard of it.

[B]

Yeah, really good song. You actually picked that, but you were late, you know, same one as Brett.

[C]

It was in because Brett goes, oh, you're in already. But Toledo trumped it and said, I'm going.

[B]

Why didn't you say anything?

[C]

Hey, you know what?

[A]

Oh, here we go.

[B]

Oh, my God. No, you're just lazy. You didn't say I did that first. You could have told him. No. You asked me. Now, this story would have been.

[C]

I was leaving it up to Brett to. Oh, stop.

[B]

Well, that makes you a. I guess that's all. You leave it up to Brett. Why would he do communism?

[A]

I'm taking what's mine.

[B]

That's exactly right. All right, we'll do a break here and come back with Brett's big win all by himself with absolutely no controversy at all. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail]. My God, a master class in vocalism. My goodness, it is just beautiful. Is it any wonder that Whitney Houston called Lemmy the voice of a generation?

[A]

Sounds of an angel.

[B]

Oh, my God. Before she died, right as she was drowning, she said, at least Lemmy lives On she said last words of Whitney Houston. Houston. It's beautiful. Christina Aguilera. That that was her vocal coach. What a song that is. Good choice, Brett. And now Toledo, unfortunately, I'm going to need you to put that into the immediate keys for whenever you walk in the room.

[A]

Oh, maybe Toledo. We don't know.

[B]

No, that's his. Let's just pull the curtain back. All right. Toledo's new theme song was the actual theme of rock wars. We just had to figure out how to. You can put all three of them in there, actually. We'll mix it up. You'll have your own page. Thanksgiving's going to be rough. It's time now for the entertainment drill. And that, my friends, is brought to you by our [e-mail] that's the home of tactical black self defense training. Been telling you about it all. Geez. Last seven years I've been out there and they're starting their 25th year in 20, 26, 25 years of doing what they do. And most places that teach self defense defense last about eight months. Usually they give about 12 to 15, 10 or 11 year olds golden belts that they had to buy and they call themselves a self defense class. That's not how this works up there. React defense is the real deal. They put you through real life scenarios that have been pulled from the pages of time. Real things that have happened that they're like, all right, train against this. This actually occurred. And it's some amazing stuff when you consider that that's possible out there. It's very low percentage of you will be be in these situations. But what if you were? It is still a possibility. So you're saying there's a chance. Now's the time to learn what kind of sheepdog you can be. The price for their 25th anniversary is ready to go. One month. They'll give it to you for 89 bucks. And that includes everything they offer for that entire month that's outstanding. And it's only for the first 100 people who sign up for. It's a great time to get started or give that gift to somebody as a, you know, holiday thing. Beautiful work. 89 bucks for the month. Get you a little taste of what it's all about and you can start becoming better at being you while you get in great shape doing it. 89 bucks. Can't beat that. React defense.com it's the home of tactical black Moradi entertainment.

[C]

Sydney Sweeney finally commented on her American eagle jeans ad.

[B]

She hadn't said anything yet no.

[C]

She waited all this time and she said the reaction was definitely a surprise. But I love jeans. All I wear are jeans, jeans, and a T shirt every day of my life.

[B]

She's got good jeans. Her face is, you know, the more you see her, the more you're like, all right, some angles aren't so flattering, but those cans just say, what face? Watching the World Series and she was on there with Christy Martin, the boxer that she plays in this upcoming movie. And they're sitting next to each other and. And she's got a low cut shirt on and the cans are out and Megan goes, oh, she cut off all that beautiful hair. Like no one is looking at that but you.

[A]

I thought she had a hairstyle like you. I had no idea.

[B]

It didn't matter. I know, but it's just so pretty. You hate to see her cut it all off. Don't care. Still looks good to me. So long as there's no hair growing off of those.

[C]

Fox has a new celebrity game show in the works called Nation's Dumbest. It comes with a twist. The losers are the winners. Celebrities will compete to get kicked off as quickly as possible so they aren't crowned the nation's dumbest. Fox says the show flips the genre on its head because for the first time, the goal isn't to win, to get eliminated.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

The show's contestants will compete in a mix of all types of celebrity like stuff. But. But they'll have influencers, comedians, even politicians compete. They'll be put to the test with both physical and mental challenges about things everyone should already know.

[B]

So it's. Are you smarter than a fifth grader with an obstacle course?

[C]

Yeah. And you want to be the first one in to win the. To get eliminated basically by winning the. The show is popular in Scandinavian and Scandinavia, so this will be the US version of it. Not familiar with the.

[B]

Wait a minute.

[C]

Because what if you want to get eliminated early? Don't you want to win the first competition or by winning.

[B]

You like you're telling me about it?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So you're supposed to lose already. Brady would be in because he said Scandinavia is a country.

[C]

It's a Scandinavian series.

[B]

That's all right. I thought you're playing the game so there. Yeah. So you don't answer the questions right.

[C]

I guess if they're flipping.

[B]

Let me see.

[C]

Flipping the genre.

[B]

Let me see this. You go ahead and do the next thing. I'll figure this out.

[C]

Jelly Roll posted a little video and showing his dance moves off now that he's well off over 200 pounds. He says, I'm changing my name to Veggie Roll.

[B]

Okay, so here's how the game works. Every, like in a room, you get a bunch of people. The last one, the dumbest one, stays. So if there's a question and you get through. No, no, no, no. You don't want to stay because he'll be crowned dumbest person in the nation. So if you're doing well, you're going to get kicked off first.

[C]

First.

[B]

So you want to answer all the questions right.

[A]

So the idiots are going right. What's going to be left?

[C]

So that's what I said, first competition. You want to be the first one though, right?

[B]

You got to answer fast. Get it right. Now, when you said you wanted to be first, I didn't know if you wanted to be first to get it wrong because then the dumb ones get to stay, but. Yeah, yeah, the dumb ones stay. But that's what I was wondering if you had to like, answer all the questions wrong and they're so easy you can't help but be right.

[C]

But that'll be interesting because the physical challenges.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know how that works with physical stuff, but it basically, you don't want to be called the nation's dumbest person. So if you are the. If you are in the finals, it's because everybody else got through these basic quizzes faster than you. You're not passing remedial classes is essentially what this is. And you know, like, let's say Lovetts will go up against Alex er, and there's like 10 questions and then a little puzzle like at Cracker Barrel, and the one who gets through it fastest is done with the game and then the dumb ones have to go. So if you are the winner of this, technically you have failed the last. Every single event that has, you have been in close to the bottom of every single IQ question. That is a tough one to start. They take the averages well, it'll be whoever's standing last. It's not going to be easy being dumb like that.

[C]

The petition to replace Bad Bunny with George Straight for the super bowl halftime show has over a hundred thousand signatures.

[B]

Doesn't matter.

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

It does not matter. And George Straight is not interesting too. More people than Bad Bunny is interesting too. He's more popular than George Straight. I hate to break it to you.

[C]

The Pretty Reckless will support the ACDC tour. Their 2026 tour looks like they're closest to us is Vegas.

[A]

I just don't know if I want to see that anymore.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I've seen pictures of Angus with his gray hair hanging out of his schoolboy hat. Creepy. I don't know.

[B]

I don't like to watch a schoolboy in his 90s.

[C]

And several UFC fighters say they've been approached to fix fights.

[B]

Ooh, really? By the way, Tom just said, if you watch the interview that Sydney Sweeney did about her jeans ad, she looks especially downsy in it. There are times when you're like, why are we. What are we doing with her? And then they pull back a little bit like, oh, yeah, those. Which just goes to prove why everybody on those Instagram sites that were using AI to make people hot girls look like they had down syndrome made pretty much every guy realize, yeah, I do. Has nothing to do with their heads. That is such a terrible thing. The Internet's on Down syndrome hotties, and we've all seen it.

[C]

Is that real?

[B]

Yeah. If she was real, I'd, like, help her with math and stuff. She's hot. That's it. Larry's coming up next. He's got a chance for you guys to win thousands of dollars. On top of the fact you can take it in the app, you can also go on an excellent adventure with our pal Larry. And Valley Toyota dealers, you get on that deal, he's got three grand to give away. He's going to tell you how you can do that. That starting in just a little bit. In fact, in 52 minutes and 31 seconds, he'll give you something that'll give you a clue on how to get that three grand out of Larry's pocket and be on his excellent adventure. That's it for us. Wednesday's in the books. We'll see you guys tomorrow right here on the Morning Sickness Solo, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[C]

I'm Mike King from the podcast Profiling Evil. A place where true crime meets behavioral science. I spent my career investigating serial predators and studying the psychology behind them. Here, we don't just talk about what criminals did. We explore why they do what they do. We expose manipulation and control, look at how offenders select their victims and uncover the ways that they try to avoid detection. You can find Profiling Evil on your favorite podcast platform.