11-05-25 - Woman In LA Is Tired Of Seeing All The Trans Penises In The Women's Locker Room Where She Works Out And We See Her Point

Summary

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Episode Overview

Main Theme:
The hosts of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, led by John Holmberg, discuss a recent viral story involving singer Tish Hyman's public complaints about encountering trans women with penises in the women’s locker room at her LA gym. The conversation expands into societal discomfort, generational perspectives, and the nuances and debates around gender identity in public spaces—all delivered with the show's signature irreverent, provocative humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Generational Culture Shocks at Family Gatherings

• The discussion kicks off with musings about upcoming Thanksgiving gatherings and how older generations have had to adapt to rapid cultural changes around race, sexuality, and gender identity.
• John Holmberg: “Think about what you put your grandparents through for the past 12, 15 years—gay marriage, black president, Mexican immigration, homosexual, everything trans, everything communism. And now this.” (01:15)

The LA Gym Locker Room Incident

• The central spark: Tish Hyman, an LA singer, expressed frustration in a viral online rant and a TMZ interview about sharing a women’s gym locker room with trans women with male genitals—describing feeling unsafe and unprotected by the gym management.
• John: “I’m absolutely sick and tired of being in locker rooms and seeing these chicks with these huge wangs changing their clothes next to me. Nobody’s protecting us. I’m like, Pixar—it’s not real.” (02:28)

What’s the “Threshold” for Unwanted Genital Exposure?

• The hosts riff about personal thresholds for encountering unexpected nudity out in public spaces, using a blend of humor and analogy (Applebee’s, Outback Steakhouse).
• Bret Vesely: “If as a man, even I see three dicks in a day, I’m going to stop frequenting that location, whatever it is… If too many dicks are in my life, that is no longer a place I’m going to go.” (03:56)
• Dick Toledo: “I think it would only take two.” (04:41)
• John: “Yeah, two unwanted wieners in the same location…we’re losing this fight.” (04:46)

Acceptable Responses from Staff & Management

• The group agrees that their response depends on whether management addresses complaints about public nudity.
• John: “If I tell my waiter, ‘Hey, that guy’s dick’s out,’ and they don’t do anything about it—yeah, I’m out.” (06:00)

Focus on Specific Trans Woman: "Alexis Black"

• Delving into the TMZ video involving Alexis Black, a trans woman in question, the hosts criticize her masculine appearance.
• John: “Alexis isn't fooling anyone…She looks a little like Jonathan Silverman… She’s getting it done, putting serious weight up.” (06:51)

The “Simple Rule” for Locker Rooms (Host's Viewpoint)

• The hosts repeatedly assert their binary view of locker rooms: genitalia should match the rest of the group.
• John: “If you are in any place to expose your genitals, it has to match the other genitals in the room. That seems so, so simple.” (07:51)
• Dick: “Because Alexis’ argument is ‘I’m going through hormonal therapy, not done.’” (08:20)
• John: “Sorry, but you’ve got a big dick. And until you don’t, you can’t be in there.” (08:25)

Racing, Pizza, and Kit Car Analogies

• The show injects lighthearted comparisons:
  • Transitioning isn’t “done” until surgery—like a racecar not being ready or raw pizza not being edible yet.
• John: “If I brought you pizza and I never heated it up, it’s not pizza yet… goes back in the freezer.” (09:38)

The “Chicks with Dicks” Label and Pushback

• On language and joking about terms for trans women, the hosts mock and riff around the phrase “chicks with dicks.”
• Dick: “Does the locker room sign say ‘chicks with dicks’?” (09:54)
• Bret: “You cannot call them chicks with dicks anymore. You can, however, call them guys who talk too much.” (11:36)

NASCAR Tent Analogy at Restrooms

• Suggested (facetiously) a NASCAR-style verification tent outside restrooms—checking genitals like car specs.
• Bret: “Oh, sorry Ma’am—you didn’t pass the vagina. They go through a check.” (12:12)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John Holmberg (01:15):
  “Think about what you put your grandparents through… gay marriage, black president… And now this… What the hell’s a ma’am? … That’s the communist creed. And that is what you believe when you’re in this house!”
• John Holmberg (03:56):
  “If too many dicks are in my life, that is no longer a place I’m going to go. Because very rarely does it, pardon the phrase, peter out. It usually gets worse from there.”
• Dick Toledo (04:41):
  “I think it would only take two.”
• John Holmberg (06:00):
  “If I tell my waiter, 'Hey, that guy’s dick’s out,' and they don’t do anything about it—yeah, I’m out.”
• John Holmberg (07:51):
  “If you are in any place to expose your genitals, it has to match the other genitals in the room. That seems so, so simple.”
• John Holmberg (08:25):
  “Sorry, but you’ve got a big dick. And until you don’t, you can’t be in there. I know you’re going through a lot, and I’m not discounting your journey, but you don’t have an F1 racecar yet. You can’t race the race.”
• John Holmberg (09:38):
  “If I brought you pizza and I never heated it up, it’s not pizza yet. It’s gonna be someday, but it’s not yet. And until then, we can’t eat the pizza.”
• Bret Vesely (11:36):
  “You cannot call them chicks with dicks anymore. You can, however, call them guys who talk too much.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:11 – Thanksgiving, generational change, cultural “whiplash”
• 02:28 – Introducing Tish Hyman’s locker room rant
• 03:56 – Hosts discuss their own “threshold” for unwanted nudity
• 06:00 – How hosts expect management to handle public nudity
• 06:38 – The viral video and description of Alexis Black
• 07:51 – Host’s “simple rule” for locker rooms
• 08:25–09:54 – Sticking points: “not done yet,” analogies (racecars, pizza)
• 09:54–12:24 – Riffing on language (“chicks with dicks”), NASCAR tent joke
• 12:24–end – Final jokes and sign off

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Tone and Style

The segment is delivered in Holmberg’s trademark mix of blunt, provocative comedy and social commentary sprinkled with crude humor, mock analogies, and rapid-fire banter. The hosts oscillate between mocking, attempting to reason, and lampooning the complexities of evolving gender norms in public spaces.

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Transcript

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Still streaming Homburg's morning sickness [e-mail] man, we were just joking around about it, but I just, you know, thinking about Thanksgiving right around the corner, Grandma and grandpa have just kind of come out of the woods of the gay trans talks that's been, oh, you know, we're kind of like, all right, we've gonna be down one. Millie's not there. But I mean, for the most part, the grandmas and grandpas have dealt with in the past. I mean, think about what you put your grandparents through for the past 12, 15 years of gay marriage, black president, Mexican immigration, homosexual, everything trans, everything communism. And now this. Right when they were like, phew, this Thanksgiving we've got all those other subjects sorted out, I suppose. Still don't agree on everything, but at least we can get. What the hell's a ma' am? Danny. Oh, boy, here we go. What are you talking about? Distributed new wealth past the potatoes. The potatoes get don't get passed to you, sir. You've had enough potato. I haven't had any potatoes. It's the way it works now. What's that tattoo on your wife's back? Safe from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. What is that? What are we doing here, Grandpa? That's the communist creed. And that is what you believe when you're in this house. Oh, no. You see that lady? I don't know what she's from, but she was. I think she's a singer, but she's screamed and yelled because they're. She's tired of being in women's locker rooms and seeing. I think it's in la and they just didn't have a problem at all with trans people going in the ladies locker rooms. She's like. She's like. Because the. The one that she's buying has a big one, a huge dick. So she went to tmz, is like, look, I'm absolutely sick and tired of being in locker rooms and seeing these chicks with these huge wangs changing their clothes next to me. Nobody's protecting us. I'm like, pixar. It's not real. Her name is Tish Hyman. That's a tough name. Anyway, she's a singer. She's got some nicknames, but she said she's. She's explaining the buildup in her epic rant on Facebook and Instagram about grown men with big dicks in the women's locker rooms at Gold's Gym. She says it's not isolated either. She's tired of it. She went on TMZ and said she's come across several trans women in her women's locker room and told her at the Gold's Gym, that made her feel uncomfortable and afraid. Nobody's at Gold's Gym. Jim said anything. So then they found out that she was the one who told on him. And now the big dick tranny girls are in the bat and calling her bitch and stuff. They're starting to get mean to her. I don't know about you, but if I'm a woman and I'm going to a gym and I go to the locker room and the lady next to me has a huge dick, they win. I'm going to a new gym. I don't go back and hope that that clears up, because usually that is. You're gonna lose that battle. Okay, I'll go three times if I see three. If that's true of everything. By the way, if I, as a man, even if I see three dicks in a day, I'm going to stop frequenting that location of whatever it is, Applebee's, you know, gym locker room. If there's like, if too many dicks are in my life, that is no longer a place I'm going to go. Because very rarely does it, pardon the phrase, peter out. It usually gets worse from there.

[E]

I think it would only take two.

[B]

You're two. You're too.

[E]

By the second time you go in there.

[B]

The second unwanted dick. Yeah, we're losing this fight. Yeah, we're losing this fight. Yeah. Two unwanted wieners in the same location. Like, I went to that Outback Steakhouse and saw two buttholes in the same diner dining area.

[E]

You know, enough.

[B]

A child's butthole, a five or six year old child's butthole, and an adult woman's butthole exposed at the. At the patio at the Outback. Like, all right, I'm not gonna eat here tonight.

[F]

Two unwanted wieners is something you want to see on a marquee or that's.

[B]

A pretty good band name. Two unwanted wieners. The nine o' clock code word is high roller. High roller is 9 o' clock for you. App people. Stuff. Stuffing it into that promo box. Yeah, I think that's a pretty good one. I would. I would assume. I'm a. I'm a one wiener. One unexpected wiener guy.

[A]

I'm one. That's it.

[B]

One and done. In a restaurant.

[E]

I'm with you.

[B]

If it's an employee or in a.

[F]

Restaurant, you'll allow one wiener.

[E]

Hold on.

[B]

No, no, I'm leaving.

[E]

That's.

[B]

That's my one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Once a wiener's exposed. Now, I'll say this, Brett, maybe we can do this scenario. If you're at the restaurant and someone gets up and walks around with their wiener out and the staff says, that's enough, and gets them out of there, then I'm. Then I'll.

[A]

I'm okay then. Because they're. They're, you know, they're trying to solve the situation, the problem.

[B]

But if I tell my waiter, hey, by the way, that guy's dicks out and he doesn't seem to put it back, and they don't do anything about it. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. In a gym, if I'm a woman and I see one wiener and I tell, and then the next time I go, there's multiple wieners, I just don't go to that gym anymore. And I know it's tough to cancel gym membership sometimes, but I think you got a pretty good case. Tish Hyman. It says one of the confrontations was captured on video. And we tracked down the person from the clip. It was a trans woman named Alexis Black. And Alexis is. Alexis isn't fooling anyone. Let's just say.

[A]

Do we want to see this?

[B]

You kind of know. Do you have it up there? No, I can Send it to you. It's on a TMZ thing. Alexis is not good at it, I guess. Live your life.

[F]

Still figuring it out, is that what you're saying?

[B]

Or just giving up? Got it. It's not fooling anybody. This Alexis Black person, she's. She looks a little like Jonathan Silverman. Remember him? Yeah, that's kind of Jonathan. Not that Jonathan. No, different one. Yeah. Alexis Black is. The rants are cursed, Laden. Yes. I can't really play it, but the Alexis Black one is that. That's it. Whoa. And she's at the gym and she's getting it done. She's putting some serious weight up.

[A]

Looks like Title 9 Jeff Margret.

[B]

It does. It looks like our own weekend superstar. Jeff. Jeff. Man, she's got nice shoulders. The caps on her shoulders are very masculine.

[A]

Jeff's got nice hair.

[B]

Larry's coming in to take a look. Larry, would you. And Larry's head turned away from the camera now.

[A]

Jeff's got nicer hair.

[B]

You've got a daughter, Larry. If she's in the Gold's gym locker room and that's changed the next to her, you probably would say, yeah, maybe tell the management, get out of there. And when you go back and there's three or four of those, you know, I mean, it really is a simple rule. You may think you're a woman, but your penis is a dead giveaway to the rest of society that you are not. It's a simple rule. Yep, I think it is. I think if you are in any place to expose your genitals, it has to match the other genitals in the room. Yeah, that seems so. So simple.

[E]

Because Alexis argument is I'm going through hormonal therapy. Not done.

[B]

Good. Sorry, but you've got a big dick. And until you don't, you can't be in there. I know you're going through a lot, and I'm not discounting your journey, but you don't have an F1 race car yet. You can't race the race. So let's just get it to where you got to be up to. What are they doing? What do they call that in. You gotta. You gotta meet standards in nascar. Right. You can't have.

[E]

Yeah. You got the.

[B]

Gotta have the exact same car as all the other cars to be in the race.

[F]

Well, within. Within, you know, little measurements, but.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. But for the most part, you're in the standard.

[F]

This is a tolerance. Everybody's over the tolerance.

[B]

Everybody's doing the same thing. And the same thing in this room, same parts. And I know your brain's telling you you're going to have to move on, and I'm fine with that. But you still got that big dick. So until that's gone, there's a room for you too.

[E]

And evidently that's asking too much.

[B]

Yeah, evidently. That's a. That's a debate. And that's where you've lost me is because it seems so simple. Hey, man, I'm with you. I get it. You want to be a girl, and I don't understand what you're going through, and I won't even claim to try. But as long as you're dangling that. That trouser snake, you got to change in here. And I don't know why that's such a tough one for you. You're not done yet. You admit it yourself. It's not done yet. You know, if I brought you pizza and I never heated it up, it's not pizza yet. It's gonna be someday, but it's not yet. And until then, we can't eat the pizza. So we gotta just gotta not call that pizza goes back in the freezer.

[E]

Does the locker room sign say chick with dicks?

[B]

No, no, but that. See, that would be just rude. Chicks with dicks would be.

[E]

It's.

[B]

Look, working on it would be a locker room, but as long as you got the dick, you gotta be in the room with other. Other. Those seems so simple. I don't know how we've gotten into this where we argue with it. And I know the trans community is mad about it, but it's so. It's so cut and dry. You still got your dick? Yeah. All right, we're gonna have to ask you to change over here for a while. Are you gonna get rid of it? Well, someday. Well, when you do, we're gonna let you. It's gonna be a glorious grand opening. You're gonna go in there flashing that brand new manufactured beef. It's like a kit car. I want to see it change away. I want to see it. So absolutely. Get in there. But I have breasts. Well. And I highly recommend you change in a stall. That would be a good idea. There's ways around this. Why do I have to be treated different as everyone else? Well, because you've got a set of breasts and a dick that you are different than everyone else for. Now, when you finish this is. This argument won't even matter. Don't push it. Don't jump in early. You've got premature vagina. Sure. You think you got One down. If you don't, you don't. And you're not fooling anybody. That's not just a big lady button. We know. We can tell. What a world, what a world. High roller is the word for nine o' clock and Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. My God, all this going on. Mom. Donnie Giant wieners and girls locker rooms. Grandpa just wants some cranberries. He just wants some stuffing. This might be his last one. And he's got to sit and fight with you over communism in New York.

[E]

What?

[B]

Leave him alone, Homeburg.

[F]

Didn't we learn anything from Jesse Waters? I want you to know that you cannot call them chicks with dicks anymore. You can, however, call them guys who talk too much.

[B]

That's. Yes, I like that. Actually. Better. Men suddenly afflicted with the inability to drive. Indecisive males, we'll call them. That covers all the bases.

[A]

Ah, chicks with dicks.

[B]

Better chicks with dicks pretty much cuts. Cuts it to the chase.

[A]

It's just called the way it is.

[B]

Oh, you're a lady with a penis. Well, how dare you? I mean, but am I wrong? For now. Well, until I'm right.

[F]

I really like your idea of a NASCAR tent outside the entrances to the restrooms, though. Oh, sorry, ma'.

[E]

Am.

[F]

You didn't pass the vagina. They go through.

[A]

Check. They got to check everything out.

[B]

Make sure you got like, your blowers are right.

[E]

Different tires.

[B]

Can't do it. Oh, you can't go out there with different slicks, man. You got to have the same ones the other guys have. Yeah, they're slick, yet they're standards. Yeah, it's not slick. It was too bumpy. You got knobbies. What do you got knobbies for? We're not going four wheeling. We got rock wars coming up a little bit. Poor grandpa. Sorry about Thanksgiving. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect, 98.

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