11-06-25 - BR - THU - Emailer Tells Us Info About Our Voice Guy David Lee That Sends Us In A Different Direction - 7 Ways You're Being Rude At A Friend's Wedding

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD), Nov 6, 2025

Episode: 11-06-25 - BR - THU - Emailer Tells Us Info About Our Voice Guy David Lee That Sends Us In A Different Direction - 7 Ways You're Being Rude At a Friend's Wedding
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode opens with the crew discussing a surprising revelation about David Lee, the station’s iconic deep-voiced "big voice guy." What was intended as a typical morning show rapidly transforms into a humorous, irreverent exploration of the distinction between public personas and private beliefs, satire about radio culture, and unfiltered banter about etiquette, current events, and wild viral videos. Special focus is given to "7 Ways You're Being Rude at Weddings (Without Realizing It)".

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. David Lee: Station Announcer, Internet Personality, and Political Lightning Rod

• An Email Reveals a Political Side
  • An emailer informs the crew that David Lee is an unapologetic right-wing, pro-Trump figure on his social accounts ([02:50]).
  • Holmberg muses on never having looked into Lee’s personal beliefs, joking that he prefers his voiceover person as a "barely human" entity, just a voice in the ether, not a complex person ([04:15]).
  • "He's been a cartoon voice in my life for the last 25 plus years." – John Holmberg [04:15]
  • The show launches into mock "David Lee political ad reads," lampooning his supposed extremism:
    • "Jimmy Kimmel should die in a fire. 98 (KUPD) Tempe Phoenix." – Imitating David Lee [05:23]
  • Theme: Reluctance to conflate personal politics with professional personas and the weirdness of "finding out your voice guy is real."
  • Panel riffs on station culture and “top of the hour” station IDs, playfully imagining David Lee’s home life consisting of hourly radio IDs ([15:15]).

2. The Brady Report & Fun Facts

• National Men Make Dinner Day (and Pat Tillman's Birthday)
  • Dismissive jokes about men and cooking: "Knock, knock. Who's there? Your husband making dinner. Your husband making dinner who? You're divorced." – John Holmberg [06:49]
• Scattered fun facts:
  • The term "cyberspace" was coined by William Gibson in 1982 but means nothing ([07:05]).
  • Texas, at New York City’s population density, could hold the entire world’s population ([08:04]).

3. Breaking News: Death of Marshawn Neyland

• A somber moment as Holmberg reports on the passing of Marshawn Neyland (Dallas Cowboys), delving into rumors, speculation, and internet reactions ([08:10], [23:13]).
• The crew jokes darkly about causes and emailer conspiracies—including anti-vax satire ("David Lee vaccinations") ([09:23]).

4. 7 Ways You’re Being Rude at Weddings

• List of Don’ts at Friends’ Weddings:
  • Monopolizing the couple's time ([11:23])
  • Making a spectacle/proposing at someone else's wedding ([11:52])
  • Getting too drunk or making it about yourself ([11:52])
  • Stealing flowers/centerpieces ([13:15])
  • Requesting off-playlist songs ([13:23])
  • Oversharing embarrassing stories in toasts, with mock "worst-case" examples ([13:46]):
    • "Since Ryan’s childhood rape, I always thought..." – John Holmberg (satirical example) [13:46]
  • Taking photos during the ceremony, blocking the photographer ([14:18])
  • Pointing out what went wrong at the event ([14:46])
• Underlying Message: Don’t upstage/be selfish at weddings, don’t overshare, and be a grateful guest.

5. Bizarre Viral Videos and Reactions (Radio Videos Segment)

• Reaction to Wild Clips:
  • Truck accidents and questionable decision-making ([23:06], [26:34]).
  • Possible AI-generated or dark web amusement park accident clips ([27:17]).
  • Leg injury in a soccer match (described in grotesque detail) ([28:30]).
  • Pig possibly struck by lightning ([29:34]).
  • Stunt cyclist plunging down elevator shaft ([30:14]).
  • Bride struggles in a tiny race car ([31:19]).
  • An Indian man frolicking in a massive pile of dung ([31:59]).
  • Plumber-themed sexual video and other NSFW content ([32:35] onward).
• Notable Quotes:
  • "He just crashes it. The wedding is off. Oh, brakes didn’t work." – Holmberg, as the bride crashes the car [31:48]
  • "That's not pee at all. It's like milk. She's got crazy boots on." – Holmberg, about a mysterious leaky video [34:13]

6. Side Banter: Personal Spaces & Home Habits

• "My spot" in the home: The group discusses favorite spots to sit, eat, and watch TV ([16:41]).
• Formal dining vs. casual eating arrangements, with disdain for unused dinner tables ([17:03]).

7. Ongoing Gags & Notable Moments

• Recurring Anti-Communist Satire: Continuous jokes about Toledo’s wife being a communist, with David Lee voice quips ([03:40], [18:13], [26:23]).
• Christmas Music: Audience discussion and polling about when it's acceptable to play Christmas music ([21:30]).
• The "Piano Man" Bet: A listener's ongoing quest to get the station to play Billy Joel’s "Piano Man," suspected as a result of a private bet ([20:49]).
• On-air culture: Dissecting FCC and radio traditions about hourly IDs, voiceover quirks, and broadcast formalities ([15:16], [26:25]).

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Memorable Quotes

• "He's been a cartoon voice in my life for the last 25 plus years." – Holmberg on David Lee, [04:15]
• "Don't make him more than that." – Holmberg regarding ascribing political opinions to David Lee, [03:37]
• "Since Ryan's childhood rape, I always thought that maybe I would be the guy toasting him at his wedding..." – Satirical demo of a "bad toast," Holmberg, [13:46]
• "I'm so gonna stick it in your Tempe Phoenix." – In-character David Lee, during radio satire, [24:15]
• "Top of the hour at the house. Where’s your mother? She should be home. Then at 7:03 Tempe Phoenix." – Imagining David Lee's home life, [15:30]
• "That's not pee at all. It's like milk. She's got crazy boots on." – Holmberg during video review, [34:13]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:50] – The David Lee email and ensuing political persona debate
• [04:15] – Holmberg on voiceover talent as "cartoon" personas
• [06:38] – Brady Report kicks off; light news and daily trivia
• [08:04] – Population density trivia; Texas vs. New York City
• [08:10]/[23:13] – Breaking news and rumor discussion on Marshawn Neyland's death
• [11:23] / [13:06] – 7 Ways You're Rude at Weddings (main discussion)
• [15:16] – FCC-mandated hourly station IDs, radio culture banter
• [16:41] – "My spot" home discussion
• [20:49] – "Piano Man" listener bet meta-joke
• [21:30] – Christmas music: when should it start?
• [23:06] / [26:34] / [28:30] / [31:19] – Radio videos (accidents, stunts, and NSFW content)
• [34:13] – Mystery fluid video: milk boots, gravity, and confusion

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, quick-witted, and loaded with inside jokes and satirical asides.
• Self-aware, with a constant edge of parody about both radio and internet culture.
• Banter is simultaneously juvenile and clever—roasting, riffing, and sometimes veering into dark or gross territory.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness delivers exactly what long-time AZ KUPD listeners expect: raucous banter that roasts coworkers, pokes fun at radio traditions, and fearlessly lampoons both trivial and serious news. The David Lee segment is a highlight, showing how a mundane revelation (the political views of a station announcer) can spin into a full-episode running joke. The etiquette segment offers surprisingly useful wedding advice—albeit delivered with the show’s trademark shock humor. Viral videos and listener comments keep the energy high, with wild detours into oddities and mildly scandalous material. Ultimately, it’s an episode that doesn’t take itself too seriously and keeps listeners laughing (and sometimes cringing) from start to finish.

Transcript

[A]

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[E]

98Kupd.Com means I got two things to do. We got to get to the Brady Report and of course tell you the 8 o' clock code word to take.

[D]

It in the hat.

[E]

Uh, it's a club. The eight o' clock word is club. You can't do it for another minute, I would guess, but club is the word you're looking to pop in there. C, L, U, B. And you'll be all done with that simple stuff like that. Mike says, John, I work. I woke up in an altruistic mood this morning. Law by feelings and we can't fight the rich people. Are you feeling okay? Yeah, I know I did have a law by feelings moment with that kid in the car thing. You've been hanging out with Big Dick a lot after work, haven't you? The red always wins. Step back. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not going commie. I'm just. Law by feelings is not. That was just kind of that moment where I felt just terrible for everyone. I did have an empathetic moment, and I know that's off brand, but sorry. Sometimes I do have human emotions and it even confuses me why I had to bring it up to you guys.

[D]

It's tough.

[E]

I apologize. I'll turn back into an asshole now. I apologize. I feel really bad about it. I feel really guilty. It is altruistic. You're right. What was I thinking? Thank you for straightening me out. I appreciate that. It's time now. While you're typing the word club in, by the way, I got a an email about our big voice guy.

[D]

Take it in the app money. I keep it David Lee.

[E]

People still think that's me. It's not me. And he's like, I went on to find that guy and he goes, this dude is like all about politics. I had never once gotten to know David Lee and evidently his Instagram and his Facebook are all like.

[D]

And that's exactly why Trump is our God.

[E]

Like he loves Trump a lot. Evidently I didn't back this up by looking cause I don't care. This dude's like, he is as right wing as they get. Please, David Lee, don't you know that guy who says take it in the app in the deep voice? Meh. He wants this and that. He's for government shutdown. Like, oh no. He's just the guy that says take.

[D]

It in the app when we send him a check.

[E]

Don't make him more than that.

[D]

Great.

[A]

Toledo's gonna resign now.

[E]

Yeah, I know. Now Toledo and his wife can't even listen to the station anymore because communism.

[D]

Toledo's wife is a communist.

[E]

I'll have him read that, I betcha.

[D]

And it's second. You don't even have to pay me for that one, Johnny. One thing you'll never get from Homeberg's morning sickness. Commie Bull, Kitty, Petey, Tempe, Phoenix, Moscow.

[E]

Anyway, so don't do that. Don't make him a political figure. He's barely even human to me. He's been a cartoon voice in my life for the last 25 plus years. There's nothing cooler than. Nothing cooler than meetin that dude. Hi, I'm John. I do the morning show.

[D]

Love everything you do, David Lee.

[E]

Oh, that's awesome. You always sound like that.

[D]

I sound like this all the time. Especially when I'm campaigning against Commie Mum Dunny.

[E]

No, no, no, don't do that. Be meaningless. Be shallow for me. Say Westwood One and Wrangler Jeans.

[D]

Westwood One, Wrangler Jeans.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Wrangler Jeans is owned by commies.

[E]

No, no, no, David, don't do it. But I don't even want to look. I put my blinders on. I had half my mind to go. Gotta check that out. Gotta see what he's spewing and then leave it alone.

[D]

Joe Biden's kids are.

[E]

No, no, no, stop.

[D]

At least AOC is not listening. No, no, don't.

[E]

Maybe she is. We'll take them all.

[C]

Jimmy Kimmel.

[D]

Jimmy Kimmel should die in a fire. 98 Tippy Phoenix.

[E]

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[C]

Yeah.

[E]

That if you get a winter awning, they'll give you a heater.

[C]

Heater.

[E]

You get a heater thrown in. My spot says does it.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Ron Wolfley spot does too. And I heard him talk about it like, hey, that's pretty neat.

[D]

Hey, Jet, get a heater.

[E]

David, if you want a heater, All Pro Shade will fire a heater over here. We're friends with those guys. I'm glad we're in cahoots with them. They know All Pro Shade like we do. Great group of people over there. Great group people over here. And great group of people at All Pro Shade. And that's awesome. If you do some work right now and you put a little shady acre back there in your yard, they'll throw a heater in for the winter months. So your outdoor room that is now shaded from the sun beating you in the eyes also can stay warm, which is fantastic. What a great deal. AllProchade.com Best in the business. Check them out today and put some shade on your life. Brady reported.

[C]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix.

[E]

Hello, world. Hi.

[C]

Happy National Men Make Dinner Day.

[E]

No, it's not our jobs.

[C]

National NACHO Day should be national joke today.

[E]

Yeah, it is. Knock, knock. Who's there? Your husband making dinner. Your husband making dinner. Who? You're divorced.

[C]

It's also Pat Tillman's birthday.

[E]

Happy birthday, Pat Tillman. Right around there. Right around Veterans Day.

[C]

A couple of basic fun facts. The term cyberspace was coined in 1982 by a writer, William Gibson. He featured in his 1984 sci fi novel Neuromancer. He said cyberspace sounded like it meant something. Or it might mean something. But as I started it in the Red Sharpie on a yellow legal pad. The whole thing came to light. But he goes, it absolutely means nothing.

[E]

No meaning. He created the created, made up word. What's the word again?

[C]

Cyberspace.

[E]

Cyberspace has no meaning.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Cyber, something, space, something together. Nothing interesting, but it sounded good in the novel. Sounds awesome.

[C]

For the state of Texas to have the population density of New York City, every single person in the world would have to live there.

[E]

It's that big. So Alaska would be like four. Like four times the Earth's population, because.

[C]

Alaska's to have the density of New.

[E]

York State three times bigger than Texas. It's humongous. How about that? By the way, the dude that scooped and scored the fumble on Monday Night Football for the Cowboys just died. Marsh. Marshawn Nealon just passed away. I'm trying to follow this as it pops in front of me here, but he's the guy who the. The fumble happened and he scooped it up. It was on the block. Kick, the block punt. He's 24 years old, Marshawn Neyland. He just died.

[C]

And they don't know.

[E]

They're not reporting why or what happened, but it said, yeah, he's passed on. And his. His agent just put out a press release. It's very. Yeah, I don't know. Left no details. There's nothing. It just says, my friend Marshawn Nealon passed away last night. I watched him fight his way from a hopeful kid at Western Michigan with a dream to being a respected professional for the Dallas Cowboys. He poured his heart into every snap, every practice, every moment on the field. Normally, if it's like a car accident or something, Ian Rapaport would know or one of those insiders. Yeah, it's just a report from his agent that he passed away. Which tells me that. Oh, boy, those.

[D]

You know what it is, Johnny?

[E]

What is it?

[D]

David Lee vaccinations.

[E]

Oh, no. David Lee. Come on.

[D]

Don't take the jab. 98kV Tippy Phoenix mascara.

[A]

Maybe we should put Alex Jones and David Lee show together. Can you imagine that?

[E]

My God, my throat would be killing me.

[C]

Speaking of vaccinations, I was meeting with my nephrologist yesterday.

[E]

No, no.

[C]

And I asked him about the shingles thing. He's like, oh, yeah, I got it. He goes, he and I are the same age. Make sure you do it on the weekend because you might be in bed on the first shot.

[E]

Yeah, it makes you sick.

[C]

It can. He goes, it did for me. I got the. You know, it's flu.

[D]

Like, make sure you Just get yourself a coffin and lay in it if you're gonna start taking these vaccines.

[C]

But the kidney is functioning even better now.

[D]

Kidney's doing great, Brady, but if you take the jab, it's gonna fall out just like the other one. And also the jab's gonna make your kidneys.

[E]

Homosexuals.

[D]

Take it in the jab. Don't take it in the arm. Take it in the app. Don't take that jab, Brady. Don't do it, Brady. We have to also understand that everyone who talks like this is crazy. That's right. Listen to RFK Jr. Brady. Don't take the vaccine, Mike.

[E]

He can't do it.

[D]

We'll be right back with more crazy, gravelly people after this. Crazy, gravelly people. Tempe Phoenix.

[C]

Weezer's first gig ever was in 1992 when they attacked on a bill as the late night closer for Keanu Reeves, dog star.

[E]

Oh, nice.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Liberal propaganda from Keanu Reeves doesn't surprise me. Tempe Phoenix.

[E]

Everything's a legal idea.

[C]

Earlier, we were talking about Brett DJing the weddings. And, yeah, a couple of weddings I had DJed as well, so I'd like.

[E]

To have been there for that.

[C]

In October, basically put out seven ways were rude at weddings without realizing it. Some of the ones are kind of what we touched on, but right off the bat, according to the Huffington Post, monopolizing the couple's time. It's like they got to see a lot of people. But if you're over there, sure taking it, making a spectacle that includes big things like proposing at someone's wedding, just.

[E]

Getting too drunk, making it about you.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Morning sickness. Medicate. KUPD.

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[C]

Even some something like upstaging them on the dance floor can be seen as a rude.

[E]

Yeah, just. You know what? Just try to get out of there. Eat the chicken and go home.

[C]

Stealing flowers. Don't take the centerpiece without asking first.

[E]

Don't steal. That's a little.

[C]

Using it for something else or.

[E]

Don't steal things.

[C]

Yeah. Requesting songs. It depends on the wedding, but a lot of couples make playlists now and put a lot of thought into it. So if the DJ says no, just drop it now. Over sharing during toasts, don't share something that's embarrassing about the couple. You think you'd be cool with it?

[E]

You know, since Ryan's childhood rape, I always thought that maybe I would be the guy toasting him at his wedding. Stop. Rewind. What? Oh, did you guys didn't know? Yeah, he was raped as a kid.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Anyway, it's by his uncle. He's here today. Ryan, Uncle Terry. Welcome. Anyway, he's got big thumbs. Ask Ryan.

[A]

So, Carolyn, you got rid of the bumps. Congratulations.

[E]

Ever since Carolyn had her herpes diagnosis, we thought she'd never get married. But Ryan, he plows right through him. He doesn't care. He must have him too. Anyway, shalom.

[C]

Taking photos during the ceremony? Yes. Your iPhone 17 camera is great, but they've paid a photographer to shoot the pictures.

[E]

Yeah, so don't.

[C]

Yeah, don't get in the way. Actually ruin what the photographer is trying to do.

[E]

When Betsy and I were in college together and she first experimented with cunnilingus with me, I thought she was gonna stay that way. But it's good, Ryan, that your wife.

[C]

The last one's pointing out something that went wrong.

[E]

Tow down on the ass pretty well.

[C]

I was gonna say.

[E]

She's an analingus expert and I'm sure Ryan knows that you've never done that to me. I was young.

[C]

Huzzah.

[D]

The bright eats ass.

[C]

The last one's pointing out something that went wrong.

[E]

Do you think it every hour. For those of you who don't know, in radio we have to have a thing that says the cities are licensed in our tower or something. I don't even know how it works.

[A]

Yeah, I think that's it. Yeah.

[E]

And every hour on the hour or closer to this show. Close as you can get. You're supposed to say that's why David Lee always comes out and goes 98.

[D]

KUPD Tempe Phoenix once.

[E]

It's usually right. If you notice. Top Yeah, I always wonder if he does that at home.

[D]

I have to set my alarm for 4am Tempe Phoenix Pass the mashed potatoes. Tempe Phoenix.

[E]

It must be seven.

[D]

Top of the hour at the house.

[E]

Where's your mother?

[D]

She should be home. Then at 7:03 Tempo Phoenix and then an occasional gravedigger. The Pope live at the airport kissed.

[E]

The tarmac Supercross Supercross. This weekend Dad's having a dream. He dreams about work a lot.

[C]

What'd you dream about? Bubba Stewart.

[D]

Bubba Stewart defending his title in his Wrangler jeans. Stimpy Phoenix just. He just.

[E]

He talks in his sleep. David, you're talking in your sleep again.

[D]

Larry McFeely wants you to win Valley Toyota dealers. Donald Trump is Jesus Tempe Phoenix still and his wife. Will you go down Tempe Phoenix? Are you interested in taking any app?

[E]

David, you're talking in your sleep.

[D]

No, I'm not. Tempe Phoenix.

[C]

A new report says that the average person has two different places at home that they consider my spot. Yeah, this might be the couch.

[E]

No, I don't know if I have a spot. The dogs usually.

[C]

I do like all you sit in the same chair.

[E]

Got a spot for Steeler games.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

And we all do. Everybody's got their own chair. I don't have a my spot.

[C]

Dinner table. And then we're watching People still have dinner tables.

[E]

I don't even.

[C]

I'll never lose my dinner table.

[E]

Honestly. Have never sat at my dinner table. Probably. Well in this house especially because.

[C]

Don't you have a formal dining room as well?

[E]

That's a dinner table, isn't it?

[C]

Well, you have one kitchen.

[E]

No. How many tables do you need?

[C]

People have like the. The breakfast.

[E]

The breakfast kitchen. Yeah. I've got like a.

[C]

And then you have a formal in there.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. I. The dinner table.

[C]

We just have a great room which has all three basically kitchen tables everywhere you can.

[E]

Just anywhere you go you could have a meal.

[D]

Tempe Phoenix. I'm eating a table too. Tippy Phoenix. Now here comes Cammy.

[E]

Mom.

[D]

Danny's husb.

[C]

Hi, Richard.

[D]

David, how are you? Did you rob from the rich last night or just go straight to bed?

[F]

Just my wife.

[E]

Oh, my lair Bear. This is nothing new, by the way. David, you know, he's. He's always been a right wing. I had no idea. I don't want him to have human characteristics. I've never looked into him past the voice on the air.

[B]

I just want him to be the.

[E]

I just want him to be that. I don't even want him to be real. I want him to be AI. But I didn't know. Is he really full on, right? I mean, he's. He's not like a wacko or anything, but, you know, I mean, but people are emailing him about it and I'm like, oh, I don't want to know. Yeah, I mean, he's always been like that. And he's always been very supportive of, you know, Lara, the stuff that you.

[D]

Guys do over there, that is love, really.

[E]

He loves us.

[D]

It is really cool. It's really great. Larry, you're doing a great job over there. Tempe, Phoenix.

[E]

Look, he's got to know. Yeah, when he was in the hallway that time, it did sound like it.

[C]

Was kind of like it could have been allergies.

[D]

No, it's not allergies, Brady. It's the jab, the goddamn vaccine. Communists can't be Phoenix.

[C]

There's a health.

[D]

There's three or four places I'd like to take Toledo's wife. Tempe Town, Lake Tempe, Phoenix. Lake Pleasant. Tempe, Phoenix.

[C]

There's a health care system in Maine. It's apologizing after sending letters to 531 patients in hospitals and healthcare clinics telling them they're dead.

[E]

Oh, geez.

[C]

The letter expressed condolences, included information on how their next of kin could resolve their estates.

[E]

They addressed the letter to the dead person?

[C]

Yeah, the company said, well, that's a glitch in itself. That's what they're saying.

[E]

Well, no, I mean, like, even if they have a notice of death, why would you send it to the dead guy? Even if it's a goof and the guy's not really dead, you'd still send it to a family member.

[C]

Right?

[E]

Like, it wouldn't say D. Brady Bogan death notice. Here. Should read this. You're dead. And if it's written in first person, it's not a mistake.

[C]

There's where the glitch was. It shouldn't have been addressed to that person specifically. Should have been to the family. But they're not even dead to begin with. So they said. The company is a nonprofit called Maine Health. Spokesperson says there was an error in its computer system that led to this mistake. We're sorry.

[D]

Sorry about that.

[E]

You're not dead. To remind you. Get up. You're not really dead. Bailey Eats. Or emails in and says the Bride Eats Ass is a great band name I have. I hope that's one of our Bailey. Bailey is definitely a guy.

[F]

They haven't gotten into Playdio yet, by the way. There's only about five spots left, so if. If Bride Eats Ass is planning on getting in, you better get your stuff in quick.

[E]

The Billy Joel guy just emailed in and made me laugh. You know, he's. He asked for Billy Joel constantly. And I don't.

[D]

I don't get it.

[E]

And it makes me laugh. Junior, you're making me laugh. And it says, enough of the old voice dude trying to fill time in the show. If you need content, play Piano Man. Dying to hear Billy Joel.

[F]

But he listens every.

[E]

No, here's the thing. I think that's going on. I think what's going on with him is he's got a bet with a guy who says, I'm gonna make KUPD play Piano man, and I'm just gonna harass them until one of them caves. And. And he'll win, like a thousand bucks from his first.

[B]

You cannot get those guys to do it.

[E]

And he's like, I watch this. So he's been diligent about, like, everything we do, he hates. Until we play Piano man all the time. It's hilarious.

[F]

What's considered a win? Do we play a few bars?

[E]

No, no, no, no.

[F]

Play the whole song.

[E]

I think he's got a bet with the dude that we'd have to play. Just tell us, Jared, the whole thing. Because I love. I love what you're up to because it's all day. You're the best listener we've got.

[C]

Google says Christmas music searches are way up over the past week. Specifically the phrase, when does Christmas music start on the radio?

[E]

Started this week. Over.

[F]

Yeah, I was going to say started last Saturday.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And then they polled people, asking them, when should it start? The most popular answer was after Thanksgiving. But there's a list of, like, 12 stations around the US that have already started.

[F]

No stations. We're one of the Alexa in our house. You have that holiday music. No, it's not time yet.

[E]

The most popular isn't it isn't yours, Alexi.

[D]

Alexi the Russian live from Moscow. Play godless Christmas music.

[C]

Google says the top trending Christmas songs over the past month. Oh Holy Night, Deck the Halls, and the Little Drummer Boy.

[A]

Well, they haven't got to Mariah yet.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, it's coming.

[F]

Hey, every December 31st, she cashes a.

[A]

Huge props to her for that.

[D]

It's.

[E]

That's how you make it all. You get that Christmas song. You'll never stop making money.

[A]

George Michaels one's pretty big too, right?

[E]

It's a great song.

[F]

Last Christmas or Last Christmas I gave you my heart.

[E]

It's good stuff. It's a good song.

[C]

Got a couple of radio videos. We might have done this first one before, but it's a. Someone getting run over by a truck.

[E]

Well, you just can't tell anymore. They've all blended together. Is he on a moped? They all look alike.

[C]

Another slow crushing.

[D]

Oh, no.

[E]

Oh, the truck probably doesn't know where the guy is. Oh, boy. Yeah. Okay, I'm getting more Marshawn Neyland news. He was involved in a car accident and fled the scene. Then he made calls to his family and took his own life. Oh, gee, there's some rumor of that. I don't know if that's true or not. How crazy is that? Wow, that's bananas. Why are you laughing? You're reading something else. I've been reading a bunch of stuff. The man killed himself after a car wreck. That's a Brett. Yeah, that's what happened. It was a suicide. That's exactly right. Those are the details. No more questions.

[A]

Everybody send you their one liners now? Yeah, some I can't print off.

[E]

Okay, this is not something David Lee would say. You never know what Brent says. He looks at his wife and says, I am. I can't get through this.

[D]

I am so gonna stick it in your Tempe Phoenix.

[E]

It doesn't even make sense, but I just like that he says so going to.

[D]

I am so seriously gonna do this. You have no clue. Omg.

[E]

I'm so gonna stick it in your Tempe Phoenix.

[D]

Morning sickness medicate. Kupd.

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[C]

Where are you heading for vacation?

[D]

Tempe, Phoenix.

[F]

For alt az. Isn't it Dewey Humboldt?

[E]

Is Dewey Humboldt there?

[C]

I think it is.

[E]

No, they're Tempe Phoenix.

[F]

One of them. One of them's Dewey Humble.

[E]

Yeah, they're Mesa Phoenix. That's right. They're licensed there. They're not Dewey Humble.

[A]

Maybe that's kdos.

[D]

That's.

[E]

No.

[D]

You know who Dewey was, Brady. He's a presidential candidate back in the day who espoused communism. Of course he's trying to say Dewey defeats dream of truth.

[A]

Where was he from?

[D]

Tempe, Phoenix.

[C]

Riverside, Kearney.

[D]

Riverside, Kearney. 92.7 Oldies. Dewey Humboldt. Of course you're thinking of Humboldt. That's the weed capital of the world, you hippie.

[F]

No idea.

[E]

Did Lisa get mad at you for announcing her communism?

[F]

I don't think she's aware yet.

[D]

Of course she's not aware. She's unaware. She's 100% unaware, my friend. She's a communist.

[F]

Her co workers haven't informed her yet.

[D]

Her co workers are also communists. Public school teachers.

[E]

Sorry.

[D]

Go ahead, Brady.

[E]

The guy getting run over.

[C]

Let's get to the crushing.

[E]

Oh, geez. Guy just walks right on. What's he doing? He walks. Oh, he walks right under the tires himself. The truck's going one mile an hour.

[C]

Yeah. It wasn't like.

[E]

And he walks into the flatbed and goes under the tires.

[F]

It's that frame. It's one of those that picks up like the dumpster. So it's rails. The rails got you.

[C]

So the wheels are out.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Is he not seeing at exact eye level the thing he walks into and then falls under the tires like, I'm safe.

[C]

I'm next to the rail. I'm just putting my hand on it to guide me.

[E]

What?

[C]

There's no idea that the twin tires.

[D]

He's drunk.

[E]

Wow. I didn't know there were Irish Chinese people.

[C]

And then this one I'm trying to figure out is this AI, but it comes from the.

[F]

I think this one's the dark one. Because we'd have heard about it.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, this is from the Dark Web.

[E]

It's one of those spinny Ferris wheel type things. It's a. And a girl just fell out of a roller coaster.

[C]

Flipped in the reverse hill. There's the. There's A body, it looks like. I think it's pretty good.

[D]

AI if that's the case, but not.

[E]

Really because she falls out through the barrier.

[A]

No, I mean with the body.

[E]

There's the body.

[A]

That's what I was talking about.

[C]

If that is the body shadow, I don't know if that's.

[A]

Well, it lifts up, but it's the.

[F]

Wrong place for the body because this is the second hill.

[C]

Yeah, Maybe that's not a body, though. But it looks like it.

[D]

No, it's probably a body. But it's not the girl that fell out. It's a vaccinated patron of the park.

[A]

Where did it happen?

[E]

The body's too big. I don't think that's real. It's pretty real looking.

[A]

You read that. Come on.

[E]

And why would it go halfway?

[C]

Yeah, I don't think that's.

[E]

Why would it go halfway up a roller coaster hill and then go backwards at the same speed?

[C]

Another quality leg break, Richard. Found this one.

[F]

All right, I got this one. Hey, it's not showing up. Hang on. Give me two seconds.

[D]

Share the wealth, Richard.

[A]

It's a communist phone.

[D]

Barack phone that he uses for Internet.

[E]

Oh, we're in a little. Is this a teenage soccer club who dives for a soccer ball and planted his leg in the grass and it dives in and sticks and his leg bends backwards like a flamingo.

[F]

Somebody actually sent this to me because of the music and said, is this what happened? So here, listen to the music.

[E]

Is this what h. He turns. He turns into thriller. Oh. He sticks his leg in the ground and it doesn't slide. It stays and it bends. Flamingo. What's going on here? This is what teamwork looks like. They're carrying the off the field now. How you getting on, bro? Oh, my God. He's pretty happy about it. He snapped his knee backwards. Wow, that's brutal. All right. Yikes. I didn't like watching that. Made that crunch. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[A]

We'll start off easy, by the way.

[E]

While we're waiting for Brett. Club is still the word for am.

[D]

For your take it in the app program, guys.

[A]

Just sitting out here enjoying the day with a pig.

[E]

He's on a back backyard and some. Oh, a pig got hit by lightning. That can't be real.

[A]

I don't know if it is or not.

[E]

I'm just saying, the pig sleeping.

[C]

And.

[E]

A dude sleeping and a pig gets hit by lightning. Why would the pants hit by lightning?

[C]

Instant bacon.

[E]

But there's a big pole, right? Yeah. And the clothesline that's pretty well for AI that would be pretty detailed to have a clothesline and poor people stuff. But the pig just to sleep on this guy's back patio. I don't know.

[A]

Look at that country he's in. Come on.

[E]

Yeah, that might have been his wife.

[A]

All right, here's some action. Ride shop action.

[E]

Staircase. Guys walking backwards on a staircase. Here comes a guy on a bike. He shoots down a staircase into an open elevator. And I don't know that he was supposed to.

[F]

No, I think he pushed the door open on the elevator.

[E]

Yeah, but there's no elevator in it. He goes down the shaft?

[C]

Well, yeah.

[F]

If the elevator door is closed, there wouldn't be an elevator there.

[C]

His hands.

[E]

It wouldn't open until the elevator got here. We'll pause it.

[F]

He hit it and opened it.

[E]

You don't. But the door doesn't open unless there's an elevator there that looks open. He.

[F]

He knocked it off its rails is what I'm saying.

[C]

The door.

[F]

His for forcing him hitting it opens.

[E]

It's open.

[F]

I don't think so. I think he hit it.

[E]

It's. Then they'd be swinging. I don't know. I don't think there's a door. I think it's under construction. I don't even think there's an elevator.

[C]

There's a side ladder there.

[E]

Either way, that was stupid if that guy even try that. Because what's the alternative? The doors are closed and you just mash into it. All right, here we go. Speaking of weddings, bride climbing into a sports car.

[D]

Race car.

[E]

Brimbo.

[F]

She's biggin.

[E]

She's not a small girl. But in fairness to her, the car is very small. Which giving the perception that she's much larger than she is.

[A]

350 would be small.

[F]

She didn't fit in that Recaro seat.

[E]

All right, she is not huge in an F350, but she would still be big. Oh, it's a bro.

[A]

Let's go.

[E]

It's a British car.

[C]

Oh, are they gonna roll?

[E]

She's in the passenger seat. Looked like she was driving. There's no way with all that weight on that house.

[F]

Yeah, she's gonna fly out.

[D]

Oh, no.

[E]

He just crashes it. The wedding is off. Oh, Brakes didn't work.

[F]

Whoa. What was that?

[E]

Now we're in India, the worst country in the world. Might be a stand. We may be in a stand. It may be India or a stand. There's a big pile of poop and a guy just somersault in it. And then back through it, and now he's just playing in it. And no one seems to mind. There's celebrator. It's a humongous pile of possible cow, maybe elephant poop.

[A]

I'm going elephant.

[E]

That's an Indian bathed in it.

[C]

I'm going a.

[E]

Have you seen elephants? Have you seen India?

[F]

Not that liquid.

[E]

Have you seen India?

[C]

Only on video.

[A]

Well, they curry there, so, you know.

[E]

Even the elephants, that's all you need to know that that was real. All right, that's not it.

[A]

That's what happened. When the plumber shows up.

[F]

Matt Khalil.

[E]

There's a. Wait, I got a plumber coming. This is going to happen to me Saturday. Oh, he got a plunger. Put a plunger on a woman's bald head. She's very sexy. Of spider webs around her areola.

[A]

That's going to be you today.

[E]

And then pipeline expert is the name of the plumbing company. And he's got a plunger on this bald lady's head while he gives her loving. She seems happy. Like she's holding the plunger on. Now it is stuck to her bald head. And now he's. He said, unclogging the drain onto her face.

[F]

You're on the 202. Look at the office building.

[E]

It does. It looks like they're just leaning over.

[C]

Frosting on the 202.

[E]

Wow. Seems to be sprinkling on some people.

[A]

Speaking of sprinkling.

[E]

Oh, there's a girl who's doing something at a store and she's on.

[F]

Back off.

[E]

She's on a. Oh, man. She just starts squirting on this guy's face. And she's at, like, a thrifty ice cream counter. She said sex burger.

[C]

It's a convention.

[E]

Her name is Sana Milano. Oh, God. And then she peed in a jug. And the dude drank it. And then Chris Daughtry drank it. She kissed him and. Yeah, I don't like any of this. All right, well, that was weird. And I've never been to an ice cream parlor that had that option. 32 flavors.

[A]

We'll just finish here. I don't really know what to say about that.

[E]

This is a person on some sort of contraption of gravity boots or something. She's bent over and a lot of gravity peeing outside of her. It's going right through her pants. With great sports, that's not pee at all. It's like milk. She's got crazy boots on. Big, giant boots.

[A]

I don't know what this one is.

[F]

So what is she supported on.

[A]

She's stuck in, like.

[E]

Looks like she's stuck in like a big wall hamper.

[C]

Is that what it is?

[E]

But it's in an alley.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know what's weird.

[E]

She's. Yeah, she's in like Andre the Giant shoes.

[F]

Like a Inspector Gadget jacket.

[E]

I'm pretty sure one of the pieces of graffiti on the wall says Al Barto. Was this in Simpsons episode I missed?

[C]

The other one says yo peace.

[E]

Some of it's in Japanese on the wall too.

[F]

Figure out what she.

[E]

I don't know what's leaking.

[A]

I don't know what that is. So there you go.

[E]

I know that's going to cost a lot of money. Get that fixed.

[A]

So think about that video when your plumber shows up today.

[E]

Yeah, we'd be there at 7am on Saturday. Got a big. Got a big project. But he shows up. Expert pipe layer better be on his shirt too, because if I see a.

[A]

Plunger mark on your head when we get to Action Ride Shop, I'm going.

[D]

To be questioning Homburg's morning sickness. Unlike kdkb, we don't tolerate any of that commie. Except Toledo's wife.

[C]

Hi, Richard.

[E]

There you go, everybody.

[D]

That.

[A]

What's the word again?

[E]

Oh, it's club. Okay, Club. Like the cracker club. You get on that thing. You got 10 more minutes. With that, you can pop yourself into the 8 o' clock promo box and.

[D]

Take it in the app.

[E]

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