11-07-25 - BR - FRI - Naked Man Lawn Story Reminds Us Of Brady's Weird Neighbor Bob Ray - Sci News On The 31 Atlas Comet, How Brady Wants To Fight Aliens And Dino Sex

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" (11-07-25)

Episode Title: Naked Man Lawn Story Reminds Us Of Brady's Weird Neighbor Bob Ray - Sci News On The 31 Atlas Comet, How Brady Wants To Fight Aliens And Dino Sex
Date: November 7, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Overview

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" delivers a classic blend of dark humor, local oddities, outlandish banter, and offbeat science news. The hosts share an especially wild story about a naked chainsaw-wielding neighbor, riff on the weirdness of suburban life, speculate on alien visitors via the 3I Atlas comet, debate how dinosaurs got it on, and end with a signature sequence of "video horrors"—all in the show's irreverent, rapid-fire style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Neighborhood Oddballs: Naked Lawn Guy vs. Brady’s “Bob Ray”

• Segment kicks off after some playful banter about singing Limp Bizkit and car engines, then pivots into the Brady Report.
• Brady tells the story of a Minnesota man, Paul Severinson, charged for “nude displays” while doing yard work and even chainsawing (10:38–11:10).
• This reminds John and the crew of Brady’s childhood neighbor, Bob Ray, known for repeated naked window antics.
  • Holmberg: “That’s your old neighbor, Bob Ray, the naked neighbor.” (10:54)
  • The team hilariously debates who in their own neighborhoods might be most prone to such behavior.
  • They probe how Brady's family handled Bob Ray—in particular, how Brady's small mother and a neighbor “Kathy” confronted him for repeated public masturbation.
  • John: “You don’t give that guy multiple chances. And you certainly don’t send over the smallest mom in the neighborhood.” (16:03)
  • Brady reveals other neighbors even moved away due to Bob Ray's antics.
  • All agree such behavior deserves immediate legal attention, not suburban negotiation.
• Memorable quote:
  John: “You were adjacent quite often. You knew that. He was…It was not the first time, right?” (14:51)

2. Thanksgiving Sides, Kicker Trivia, and Science-Lite Facts

• Brady’s "fun facts" as usual deliver a blend of trivia and comic misdirection.
  • Kicker Mark Mosley won NFL MVP in the strike-shortened 1982 season—John struggles hilariously to recall his name (05:56–06:56).
  • Top Thanksgiving Sides per Campbell’s: 1) Stuffing, 2) Mashed Potatoes, 3) Sweet Potatoes, 4) Mac & Cheese, 5) Green Bean Casserole (07:32–08:25).
    • John: “Stuffing’s number one. That’s the only time you eat stuffing. Cranberries too. If somebody broke stuffing out at like a Fourth of July party, you’d think they were insane people.” (07:48)

3. Science News: Comet 3I Atlas—Aliens or Not?

• Brady, as "Professor Bogan", shares that the interstellar comet 3I Atlas has scientists speculating about alien origins after it suddenly sped up while moving around the sun—a legit unexplained event (17:07–18:59).
  • John: “It stopped having a tail for a minute and got faster...Could hit hyperdrive too and it’d be gone.” (17:38)
  • The group lightly ridicules the arrogance of assuming aliens would visit Earth:
    John: “We’re the Corey Feldman of space. We think we’re famous.” (20:20)
  • Discussion segues into the likelihood that advanced aliens would just blow up our sun rather than visit, per Neil deGrasse Tyson’s “finding Earth” talk.
  • Also: Australia’s excess solar panels = free electricity for millions; and sunflowers as a possible new vegan meat.

4. How Dinosaurs Did the Deed

• New research suggests female dinosaurs may be identified by spinal fractures—from sex, possibly due to the size and positions during mating (25:22–26:06).
  • John: “They think they did it doggy style...snapping spines.” (26:00)
• This launches a riff on “reverse T-Rex girl” positions, with the usual mix of adolescent and scientific curiosity.

5. Brady’s “Protected Life” and Abducted in Plain Sight

• Running thread: Holmberg and crew joke about how Brady, growing up adjacent to Bob Ray, seems oblivious to just how close he was to ending up the subject of a true crime doc.
  • John: “Brady dodged so many Dateline episodes just whistling and being happy and wandering round as The Wanderer.” (26:28)

6. Absurd Headlines & Everyday WTF

• Bank robbery gone wrong in a cashless bank: The robbers target computers and TVs because there’s no actual cash (09:18).
• German couple caught having sex while driving at 90 mph on the Autobahn; speculation on what exactly they were doing and in what kind of car (28:28–29:21).
  • John: “If it was a Tesla, they were doing it. If not, it was a mouth hug.” (29:08)

7. Latest Viral Trends & Health Hacks

• Quick detour into a TikTok trend: “3 by 3 by 12pm” — set three “mini-goals” before noon to boost health (29:55–30:54).
  • John: “No, then you just don’t eat the rest of the day. That’s why you’re losing weight.” (30:30)

8. Infamous Gross-Out Video Segment

Each Friday, listener-submitted gross videos are narrated and reacted to live. Explicit warning for this segment!

• Highlights:
  • Man spits in sleeping friend’s open mouth (“justifiable homicide!”) (32:22)
  • DIY tooth extraction with pliers (33:10)
  • Steel pipes smashing a BMW
  • Gruesome body modifications and infections (cotter pins through scrotums, maggot infestations, “rose-budding”)
  • John (on video of maggot-infested genitals): “Where is that? Somewhere I will never go.” (36:23)
  • The segment’s tone is riotous revulsion—the team tries to one-up each other on disgust.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On aliens and comets:
  • “We’re the Corey Feldman of space. We think we’re famous...they just blow up the sun. They’re not coming for us, you arrogant pricks.” – John (20:20)
• On Brady’s neighbor and neighborhood diplomacy:
  • “You don’t give that guy multiple chances. And you certainly don’t send over the smallest mom in the neighborhood.” – John (16:03)
• On Thanksgiving food:
  • “If you had a bowl of stuffing…in February, you’d be nuts.” – John (08:02)
• On gross video reactions:
  • “He just took those pliers and just busted them front teeth are busting them off while he held them by his eyeballs. Oh, my Lord.” – John (33:22)
  • “Where is that? Somewhere I will never go.” – John (36:23)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:54 – Appearance by Erica and “Incredible Stella” dog rescue shout-out
• 03:55 – Start of “Brady Report”
• 10:38 – Naked chainsaw neighbor story
• 13:50–15:19 – In-depth riffing on Brady’s Bob Ray stories and neighborhood response
• 17:03 – “Science News” intro and 3I Atlas comet talk
• 20:20 – “Corey Feldman of space” and alien arrogance monologue
• 25:22–26:06 – Dino sex, spinal fractures, reverse T-Rex theory
• 32:01–37:50 – “Video punishment” segment: mouth loogies, tooth-pulling, maggot horror, and further bodily mayhem

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Tone and Style

The episode is fast-paced, irreverent, and laced with expat-Arizona, locker-room humor. Holmberg’s sarcasm and riffing drive the laughs, with Brady excitedly providing odd news and enduring ribbing about his upbringing. The rest of the crew adds to the chaos with quick-witted rejoinders and plenty of shared in-jokes.

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Summary

This episode stands out for its blend of bizarre local stories, raw unscripted banter about science and human (or dinosaur) weirdness, hilarious call-backs to Brady’s childhood ("protect the pod"), and truly outrageous gross-out content. It’s not for all sensibilities, but fans revel in the cast’s unique chemistry, “never safe for work” tone, and ability to wring belly laughs from the world’s strangeness—be it naked neighbors, aliens, or “rose-budding” Muppet lookalikes.

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Note: Timestamps are approximate, based on transcript alignment. The episode contains explicit content and adult humor throughout.

Transcript

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[B]

Yeah, it's.

[A]

You know, I've heard them before in other cars and they're not that loud. And I'm, Look, I'm a classic car guy. I'm a hot rod guy. I ride a Harley. That's insane. It's louder than too much. And it's inside only. It's just for the driver to be annoyed. Yeah.

[B]

It's too much the whole time.

[A]

Oh, yeah. It's. It's hilarious. But it's. You know, if you have a nagging wife in the pastor, she's great. It drowns her out. Yeah. There. And she's not going to want to ride in that. Nope. Yeah, I can't get in that car with you. I can't hear a thing. Oh, well, I'm driving it, so there's nothing to either get in or you ride on top. I want to say hello to someone before our friend Erica from Incredible Stella is out there and she's dropping off another. She does the thing where she actually will deliver the dog from her rescue to an approved house. That's got it. She's doing that again. She's doing a great thing. So nice job, Erica. An Incredible Stella is one of my favorite. Not even a shelter. It's just a program, and Erica runs it. First things first. Read the story on Incredible Stella on their social media pages and stuff and find out why this thing still exists because it's actually beautiful. And then the people who are running it are awesome folks too. So nice job. Erica's out there listening right now, giving us love. Give it back and get that puppy where it belongs. She's done amazing stuff with a lot of dogs that wouldn't have had a chance otherwise. She's dedicated her whole life to this. You should see her. Her whole house is now built for these dogs. It's amazing. So nice job, Erica. Uh, it's time now for we'll get that word out too. At 8am we're gonna throw that your direction just a little bit, so get ready for that. Uh, in the meantime, let's get ready for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends over there at all pro shade. Allproche.com gonna make it right for you. You got for pets even you got an area like a dog run or something, and they hang out there and the sun's directly on em. It's amazing. The dogs will find that you can get a nice shady awning there. And they'll make it look nice. Not like you just plopped some sort of a shady structure into a corner. It doesn't belong. They'll make it look like it's part of the house. They make it look like it belongs. It actually adds property value and it's great. And right now, you get that thing from All Pro Shade. They'll throw in a heater so you can enjoy your evenings that turn into nights. And as it cools down a little bit, you can turn that heater on and sit under that beautiful awning the entire time and enjoy the sunset, not have it bang you right in the eyes.

[B]

How about that?

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Allproched.com they're giving back to? It's pretty great stuff, Brady reported.

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Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it. Hi, Happy National Cancer Awareness Day.

[A]

Yeah, all right. Super aware of it. Oh yeah, you're aware of it? Yeah.

[B]

It's got his crude crucial catch hoodie on today. Brett does.

[A]

Do you? Oh, yeah, you got your. That's the bears one. Yeah.

[B]

Couple of basis fun facts. Astronaut is a compound of two Greek words. Astro meaning star and knots meaning sailor.

[A]

Star sailor. That's gay though. They had to come up with something other than star sailor to put these words together.

[B]

Was a guy named Percy Greg. In his 1880 sci fi novel across the Zodiac, the main character uses a spaceship called the astronaut to journey to Mars.

[A]

Originally it was called Star Sailor and his journey to Mars. People like Star Sailor. Nobody's gonna read this.

[B]

It's.

[A]

What years was it? It was the 20s.

[B]

1880.

[A]

Oh, Jesus. Some twink floating around above us in space. They'd have lost their minds. They'd have just thrown rocks at anything that flew over them. Might be one of them star sailors come down here and perform the anal on us. Maybe that's why they call them astronauts, is because the star sailors of the past always came down and probed. You got hit by one of them star sailors last night. God damn it. Hi, we're star sailors. Can we land here? Get your goddamn pee pee shaped rocket off my planet.

[B]

Elephants. Elephants only need two hours of sleep a day, which is the least of any mammal.

[A]

Yeah, so Lizzo's up 22 hours a day. A lot of talking, running it hard. Well, not running, but she's not doing any running and not making anything hard.

[B]

You'll probably nail this one. Okay, A kicker earned the NFL MVP award in 1982.

[A]

82 was either rich, Carlos, Raphael, Septien, Matt Barr. Trying to think of kickers from the 80s, Haiti. Oh, was it the Redskins guy? It was. And he had glasses. Number three. Damn it.

[B]

He went 20 out of 21 field goals that year.

[A]

Oh, it's gonna kill me to hear his name.

[B]

You will kick yourself.

[A]

Number three. I'm not sure if it starts a K. I'm screwed. I can't remember. It's gonna. What is it for the time I say. Ah, come on, John, it's right in your tip of your tongue.

[B]

Oh, I'm so ready. You want it?

[A]

Give me a first letter of his last name. M. Mark. Damn it.

[B]

Oh, you're on it.

[A]

I can't remember his name. Mark something. Ah, go, Mark.

[B]

Mosley. Mosley.

[A]

Damn it.

[B]

You know when people yelling at them.

[A]

Well, Also, I believe 82 was the strike season. So Mark Mosley won that because The Redskins. And that was a team name back in the day.

[B]

They were saying it must have been a mediocre season.

[A]

I think that was the strike season, I think, because 21 out of 20 or 20 out of 21 was not like a massive. Even back then.

[B]

Yeah.

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And so I think he was one that stuck around. So the NFL rewarded him by saying he played all, you know, all the games you could play. It was a shortened season. Pretty sure that's right.

[B]

From Campbell's release, their annual poll on Thanksgiving sides, we're looking at. Looking forward to the most.

[A]

The top five Thanksgiving sides.

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Yeah.

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Well, mashed potatoes.

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Stuffing number two.

[A]

This year. Stuffing's number one.

[B]

Second year in a row, stuffing was number one.

[A]

Stuffing. That's the only time you eat stuffing. Cranberries, too. If somebody broke stuffing out at, like, a Fourth of July party, you'd think they were insane people. Yeah. You know, if you. If you had a bowl of stuffing.

[B]

That'S cold weather food.

[A]

Well, beyond that, Thanksgiving food, because you're always getting it. Thanksgiving and Christmas. If you ate it in February, you'd be nuts. If somebody said, happy Valentine's Day and pushed a bowl of stuffing onto the table, you'd be like, what the hell is this? I'm the same with pumpkin pie, though, too. It's the only time you eat it. It's holiday food. If I broke out a pumpkin pie for you for my birthday in July, you'd be like, john's lost his mind.

[B]

Stuffing number one, mashed potatoes. Two. Sweet potatoes. Three. Mac and cheese, four. And green bean casserole number five. Campbell's got to get some action in there.

[A]

Hey, our friend Scott, the Uber rapist, just text in Brady and said he's riding around with an Uber and they're listening. Oops, I gave his game away. Sorry. Studley's in there riding around. Yeah. Uber driver listening to us with Snyder in the backseat. He's known as the Uber rapist. Enjoy your trip. He seems normal, but he's heading down.

[B]

To Van Buren again.

[A]

He's heading down there to find another Uber driver to drop off for dead. Enjoy the ride. He sits fired.

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Over.

[A]

I'm in an Uber listening to you clowns. Great. Thanks for checking in. Scott, the Uber rapist.

[B]

Police in Northern California are investigating an armed robbery at a U.S. bank this week. It happened around 4pm in the afternoon. There were five thieves. Sounds like it was an orchestrated operation, but there's a difference between that and being sophisticated, because this bank is cashless, so it's unclear if the Thieves managed to actually steal anything. Maybe they moved out the computers and TVs.

[A]

How is the bank?

[B]

The appliances in the back room.

[A]

You go in and you're like, you want cash in the break room? They say no.

[B]

Yeah. Gnome was hurt. The Rover. The robbers drove off.

[A]

Ropers.

[B]

The Ropers drove off. And a relatively new Honda crv.

[A]

Helen and Stanley robbed the bank. Brett Norman fell and Audrey Lindley robbed a bank this morning.

[B]

Helen was at the.

[A]

Yeah, she was at the nice thing. Dead. We had a lady dressed as the Ropers. Was Larry the getaway driver or what? Oh, yeah, Larry. Larry Dallas, the upstairs neighbor. The up upstairs neighbor to the Ropers. Maybe that was where Furley came in. Got caught. Robin Banks, I'm your new landlord. Where are the Ropers? Mr. Furling?

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Yeah.

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Hot car.

[B]

Paul Severinson is 66 years old. He's from Minnesota and he's been charged with disorderly conduct in connection with alleged nude displays outside his residence in the city of Lake Crystal, Minnesota.

[A]

That's your old neighbor, Bob Ray, the naked neighbor.

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Well, this Bob Ray took it to the next level. The last report when they called the neighbors, called the police because Paul was out chainsawing.

[A]

Chainsaw?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow, that's dangerous.

[B]

Not sure if he was carving up a bear.

[A]

You know what's gonna happen. You know the McCullough people are gonna have to put a warning on the side of the box. Now don't do this naked on your chainsaw. Don't do this naked. And here's the guard for if you do.

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Neighbors reported several times he's been in the yard doing yard work.

[A]

Hmm, Naked.

[B]

Yeah.

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They have reported several times.

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Yeah. The last one was the chainsaw.

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This is your neighborhood time. This is what happened in your neighborhood.

[B]

How many chances would you give Troy.

[A]

And Michael out there? I would laugh hysterically. Troy and Michael were chainsawing outside. I'd assume it's. They would. And plus by the way, they're gay. So it would be like most amazing ice sculpture would come out of that.

[B]

But yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[A]

Maybe Paul was doing some carving naked. There's a big problem there when you don't say the word naked after a guy doing some carving in the front yard. Now that's just good old fashioned man sized work. I see what you're saying with Brady though.

[B]

He'd be over there with his sipping.

[A]

On his coffee, what's going on? Cuz he's used to it. He grew up with a naked neighbor. Morning sickness.

[B]

Medicate.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Bah.

[A]

Put some pants on, for crying out loud.

[B]

Kids playing in the yard.

[A]

I know. That's why I'm in the. That's why I'm jerking off in the window. You're not seeing. Why aren't you doing the math? Here, bunny. Put some pants on when you masturbate to the kids. Disgusting. I'm gonna stand in that full length window. I'm gonna masturbate naked to those kids any way I please. It's my house. It's America. God damn It. All right. Sixth time.

[B]

Six.

[A]

Come on. We don't want to flash the red and blues here in the neighborhood.

[B]

People will talk.

[A]

Please put some pants on. And you guys sent your mother over. That's the best part. Bunny.

[B]

I wasn't even around.

[A]

You were. You weren't. You were around. You told us about it.

[B]

Well, I know, but I wasn't there. When? The day it happened. I was.

[A]

The one day it happened.

[B]

Yeah. Where she went over.

[A]

Yeah. When they'd had enough of it. Yeah.

[B]

I just heard about.

[A]

You were adjacent quite often. You knew that. He was.

[B]

I was in the house.

[A]

Yeah. Across the window. American beauty. Whacking across. But you. He was. It was not the first time, right?

[B]

Yeah. It was the second time.

[A]

Well, multiple times. Bunny told me it was a lot.

[B]

I was like, all right.

[A]

Bunny told me when she went over, it was like there had been reports. And the other neighbors on the other side of the house moved away. Remember? Because of him. Nobody ever did anything about this. Just Bunny went over and told him, put some pants on if you're gonna jerk after the kids.

[B]

You're in the window, they could see you.

[A]

Yeah. Torp didn't go over there and beat some ass.

[B]

He did. He went over there with my mom.

[A]

But my mom's like, I've got it, Torp. You'll just.

[B]

Torp's another version of Brady. He doesn't get angry.

[A]

Went over there with the Cuban army behind him and, you know, took care of business over there. He's like, hey, Bob, what's going on over that window? You got your pants down doing that pud tug and what the heck's going on up there? And then he didn't come home. Where's dad? I'll be right back. Knock on the door, There's Bob, Ray and Torp naked playing euchre. Hey, it's actually pretty freeing. Bob's teach me a lot about standing windows without my pants on. Look, now there's two puds to look at.

[B]

Film stories. World War II. There I was in the tank.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Naked.

[A]

Either way, a naked neighbor is a one time only deal. The police come immediately. You don't give that guy multiple chance. And you certainly don't send over the smallest mom in the neighborhood. I'll take care of this.

[B]

She and Kathy went over there.

[A]

Yeah. Who's Kathy?

[B]

That was the neighbor next door.

[A]

Oh, the one that moved away because of too many pud tugs up in her window?

[B]

Well, they stuck around for a couple of years.

[A]

Yeah. Until they couldn't take it Anymore.

[B]

Like areas.

[A]

Put a sign in the yard if. And you know what? Call my dad, Doug Hopkins. He'll. He'll buy that house from you as is. Even if you got a pud tugger in the window next door, please put.

[B]

That in the next spot.

[A]

Puntuggin.

[B]

No. My dad.

[A]

My dad. It is. It's my TV dad, Doug Hopkins. Oh, it's driving him nuts. I know. It's eating him alive that somebody thinks I'm his son.

[B]

My dad.

[A]

It's awesome. That's my daddy. Yeah. That's the first time you've ever said that.

[B]

It is. And now it's time for some science news.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Hello, my friends, Professor Brady Bogan here with your science news. The interstellar comet Three Eye Atlas. They're still going with the theory might be aliens.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Probably not.

[A]

Maybe.

[B]

But it looks like it's picked up more speed than it should have while slinging around the sun.

[A]

I saw that guy on TV the other day saying it's.

[B]

It's.

[A]

They think it's got a jet propulsion or some sort of mechanical propulsion.

[B]

Gravitational acceleration.

[A]

Because it stopped having a tail for a minute and got faster.

[B]

Yeah. So it could mean the person saying it hit its boosters.

[A]

Yeah. They're like. Yeah, that's what they think. It hit its boosters going right before it went behind the scene.

[B]

Lark, hit a button. He's got your engine.

[A]

Yeah. Check it out, guys. It's that you don't hear it out in space, but we do in here, so it's cool. That's my car, man.

[B]

The other reason is it also sped up if the sun just burned off the outer layer. So the comet still makes sense, too. They'll know more once.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It gets past the sun's glare because we're still.

[A]

The guy was saying that there could be a goof.

[B]

Tough time seeing it.

[A]

It might not be a comet, but it might be a rock.

[B]

Wait a minute. We missed it by that much. It's just a rock.

[A]

Well, no, because it's not behaving like a conference. There is. But, like, comets have tails and gases and stuff that. Don't that keep it evident? I don't know much about when it.

[B]

Comes out of the sun's glare. They're saying it. It should have a lot more gas around it and maybe a tail.

[A]

And that's what the guy said. Could hit hyperdrive, too, and it'd be gone. Right? Right. And it might not come out from behind the sun. It might have gone into the sun, wormholed it and it's gonna blow it up from the inside. Here's the fun thing about this Three Eye Atlas that nobody's talking about. I talked to my buddy Brink about it up in Sedona, and he started to kind of hit me on stuff. And I said, why do we. Why are we so arrogant to think they're coming for us? Think about this. This.

[B]

You.

[A]

You get to a new galaxy and you're evil warlord aliens who have nothing but destruction on your mind. You're blowing up all of space. What do you do? You find this little tiny planet or you blow up its sun.

[B]

I think they want to go by Earth just because. Enjoy some of the seasons.

[A]

I think it's because.

[B]

No, you think.

[A]

You want to see the leaves change. You think it's such a little fall they've heard of. Wait a second. It's like when a fat girl from Buffalo moves here to get rid of that boyfriend and then realize she misses snow leaves. Yeah, I miss the seasons. That's what the aliens miss, the seasons.

[B]

A good rainy day.

[A]

If I'm an. If I'm an alien warhawk and I'm flying around, I'm like, there's a galaxy. Let's that up. We're not going to the little tiny planet with these dumb fleshy ants. So you're saying they're Gilbert goons.

[B]

They just want to. Mess. Mess.

[A]

Nice catch, kid. The. No, I'm saying I blow up the galaxy. I'm not come. If. If it's Earth I'm after, I'm not gonna land on it to kill them. I'm gonna screw up their whole system. And maybe they don't have the technology to blow up the sun, but I bet they do. And they just blow up. And then we find out that's what supernovas are, as these dicks just drive around and invert the galaxies into dark matter. But yeah, so I'm. Because they think, have you ever seen that thing Neil Degrasse Tyson did about finding Earth?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, my God. He goes, here's what it would look like if you flew. And I forget from where. From where. He goes, this is how you're coming into our galaxy. And then he goes, and here's us. And it is the smallest dot, the.

[B]

Clusters of stars that you see.

[A]

Jajillion lights. And he said, here's us. And he goes, you'd fly right by it. You'd never even know there was anything on it. He goes, there's no possible way they know we're here unless they got the Blips from us. And even then, that was coordinates.

[B]

Find out where we were. We picked up the one flashlight.

[A]

But that was coordinates from the 60s. We did camp out when we flew. When we threw out the coordinates, we've moved millions of miles from there since. Well, and we're spiraling through space at a million miles an hour. So if it were to find us there they are. It would be. They're going to blow up our sun. We're so arrogant to think that we're known. And we're like, you know who we are. We're the Corey Feldman of space. We think we're famous. Yeah, we think we're famous. We're strutting around space like everybody knows us. And really, they just blow up the sun. We're the Comeback Kings. We are the Comeback Kings. And they'd be like, Corey Feldman, planet is annoying. Blow up its son. They're not coming for us, you arrogant pricks. They're coming to kill our galaxy. If they. They're going to land on our planet, they're going to take it. That means they don't have any resources. We're fools. I bow to them now, but I have a feeling that if they don't come out for it's. What is it? December 20th. That thing's supposed to show up on the other side of the sun.

[B]

Swing by if it does. Heard of these BUC EE's?

[A]

If it doesn't. Yeah, it's pro. By the way, my friend Dean wore a shirt that said BUC EE's established. It was like he had a shirt that said, ask me about Bucky's. Everybody said, yesterday. When's that open? You have a buc ee shirt?

[B]

Yes, someone sent me one.

[A]

Of course he does. That makes sense.

[B]

Earlier this year.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And every time I have it on, not think anything of it.

[A]

People talk about it like this.

[B]

Love it. And now I wear it all the time.

[A]

Brady's has a shirt, is asking me about Buc ee's.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It's on its way to Buckeye.

[B]

Buc ee's. Yes.

[A]

Oh, is it an Ohio thing?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I think.

[B]

No, but I'm saying it's like that. It has a cult following.

[A]

Oh, it's ridiculous. Everybody knew about some brisket they serve, and they all lost their minds for it at the game last night.

[B]

John, stop stepping on Brady, man. I'm going to join his Starship Troopers platoon. Brady's rough next. Let's go.

[A]

Hooah. They're coming for us because we're the Corey Feldman of space. Pretty popular group here. Gonna get a big crowd of aliens that are they won't find us. They'll blow up our sun. If that thing doesn't show up in December, that means it's wormholed its way into the sun's anus and we've got maybe a month to live.

[B]

Australia has so many solar panels now that they're giving away free electricity. They don't want to waste any of it. So starting next year, millions of Australians will get three hours of free electricity per day.

[A]

How do they choose?

[B]

You don't even have to have solar panels on our house.

[A]

Just everybody gets some or you said millions.

[B]

Millions, yeah, but not all of them have to credit. None of the aborigines get it.

[A]

Yeah, they're sin treated Airbos. Just keep churning your wells in your stupid windmills. Airbos we're using the sun's power.

[B]

A study found ground up sunflower seeds might be the next big thing in vegan meat. It's high in protein and they claim it tastes better than the current options out there.

[A]

Do you have what it takes to finish first? The App Store is packed with super fast super fun racing games for every driver from battling with your favorite characters in Disney Speedstorm to piloting one of over 400 different cars on officially licensed tracks in real racing three.

[B]

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[B]

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[A]

Realistic drag racing or even take over the international car racing arena with asphalt legends and take on the toughest drivers.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

And in dinosaur science we've never been able to I guess scientists haven't been able to figure out tell the difference between male and female dinosaurs.

[A]

Forgot about that. Time out Brady word 8 o' clock. The word is ratings.

[B]

Word indeed.

[A]

The word is ratings. Ratings.

[B]

Now they think there's a way to tell. Studying a study found looking for fractures in the backbones might offer clues of dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were so big that females they have suffered spinal fractures while mating.

[A]

They think they did it doggy style.

[B]

Yeah, the male on top. Wow.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Snapping spines.

[A]

Reverse T. Rex girl. Yeah, I guess that would make sense because even the guy would have to lay back down if she rode him. And it would still screw up one of their spines on rocks.

[B]

John, do you ever think if Brady realizes how close to being featured on that Abducted in Plain Sight documentary he.

[A]

Was living next to Bob Ra?

[B]

I don't think he realizes.

[A]

Brady dodged so many Dateline episodes just whistling and being happy and wandering around as the Wanderer. There's nothing about you that I saw.

[B]

A clown with an axe the other day.

[A]

Hey, these woods are scary, Bob Ray. I gotta walk back alone naked. How do you think I feel in the windows? Look at Bob Ray doing his little window shop. And he doesn't know that we can see him. And that's why he's masturbating facing us. Hey, otherwise no one would do that. Hey, would you look at that? It's a human head. Oh, well, I'm gonna go get a grilled cheese at McDonald's because I believe they'll be happy about that. Nothing McDonald's employees in the 70s like more than the special order from a child. You ate boogers, Semen.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And saw murder after murder and you don't even know him. Just don't even know.

[B]

It's not that bad, man. Well, presented to you as a grilled cheese.

[A]

Say it again, Brady.

[B]

What? It's not that bad, man.

[A]

Yeah, that's what he would say with this song. I said cheese. Grilled cheese, semen and boogers is good.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

All right, off topic.

[B]

But guys, please call Brady's space army the gravy seal.

[A]

Oh, yeah, gravy seals would be great. They'd make an offering of food. The fat one in the middle thinks we're going to eat his sauces, kill him and blow up their son. What are you doing that for? You are still smiling. Why do you still smile? I just said we're going to blow up your son. Why are your pants off? Are you the Bob Ray of space? I've seen you. Who is Bob Ray? Oh, the weirdo next door that tugs his alien pod. Yes, we have one of those. How did we find you? Please enjoy our sauces. Please move I'm going to blow up your salad.

[B]

Another naked story. Couple got busted going 90 miles per hour on the autobahn. German couple, 37 and 33 years old, nearly caused a massive pile up. Swerved in front of a truck to get off, went and did the three lane change over to get off his exit. Yeah, but they're clocked at 90 miles per hour. Wow. Caught in the act while driving. Did not specify what they were doing.

[A]

What do you think it was? What kind of car was it?

[B]

Didn't say the car either. Had to be a self driving.

[A]

If it was a Tesla, they were doing it. If not, it was a mouth hug.

[B]

I wonder how. How many Teslas there are in Germany on the road.

[A]

Seven.

[B]

Like it's the same mouth you asked.

[A]

Seven.

[B]

Seven. Yeah, that's what I figured.

[A]

It's about what you thought. Yeah. That's the number I gave you and that's what you figured. That makes sense.

[B]

John, I fully believe that Brady has been protected as part of a political deal made during the Cuban revolution. No one touches Bogan.

[A]

It's that the. No one touches him. And it's got. When you watch Damien the movie the Omen, you're kind of like, hey, I know that kid. No one's really allowed to say anything to him. Nothing bad happens around him. It's all mopped up.

[B]

The latest health hack making the rounds on tick tock is 3 by 3 by 12pm huh. The idea is you do three mini goals before noon to jump start your day. So if you can get in 3,000 steps, drink about a third of your daily water goal. And eat roughly 30 grams of protein all before lunch.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

They say in general that will help you hit your numbers and potentially lose a little weight.

[A]

No. Then you just don't eat the rest of the day. That's why you're losing weight.

[B]

No, you try to do that by noon and then. Yeah.

[A]

Eat lighter.

[B]

Well, yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So eat lighter.

[A]

Doesn't matter when you do it. If you're eating lighter, you're going to lose weight. That's the key. It is smart though to jump start. Basically they're saying jump start your your day with.

[B]

So the stuff that you consume later, you're on a higher metabolism.

[A]

It's breakfast. That's why breakfast is important. That is true.

[B]

Calories in is.

[A]

It's very true. If you don't. If you eat breakfast in the morning and keep it easy goes in a higher level.

[B]

It helps.

[A]

Yeah. Because your body gets amped up and yeah. There is truth to the Idea of getting it going early. I'm terrible about breakfast. I eat crap for breakfast. Not literally.

[B]

You got two quick brand new videos. First one is man versus truck.

[A]

I know who wins this. This is very rare.

[B]

This is actually policeman versus truck.

[A]

Okay. We're on the side of a dirt road, or we're on the side of a road, and it went dirt, and now the truck's turned around, and it's coming right back towards. Oh, there's a guy. He's chasing the truck, and he's got. Oh, he just got clobbered by a guy doing donuts in the side of the. Well, that was just dumb. That dude just. Was that a road rage? That's not a copy. So he gets out like he had a billy club, but he's got a safety vest on. He gets out of his car to attack the dude driving his phone or driving like a maniac, and the guy just runs him over.

[B]

That was just dumb.

[A]

There you go with that escalation thing again. All right, that's not what you thought you're about. This is your last 17 seconds. Enjoy your legs, man. Oh, boy. I don't like. All right, there's a guy laying down. Oh, there's a dude spitting in a sleeping guy's mouth. His mouth is open. He's asleep, and his friend is spitting a loogie.

[B]

That's justifiable homicide. That's justifiable homicide.

[A]

I hope this is the video before the dude that gets run over by the truck, because that guy deserves it. Into a sleeping friend's open mouth. And he didn't wake up.

[B]

No. And it just shot down the oyster. Went right down the throat.

[A]

Yeah. All right. That was tough. All right, Brett, you're up. All right. Oh, that was hard to watch. All right, we'll start off with this one. Trying to figure out what this is. Oh, geez. There's somebody with scissors or. No, like, pliers.

[B]

What are we clipping?

[A]

Are those teeth? Oh, my God. Those are just pliers pulling out teeth. Oh, my God. Guy's just pulling teeth out with pliers.

[B]

He's just got.

[A]

He's. He's not pulling them. He's breaking them off. I turn the volume down. I don't know how. Yeah, he's breaking off the teeth. Oh, my God.

[B]

Punishment.

[A]

No, no, no, Freddy. It's the appetize.

[B]

Maybe that's the way that the dentist operates in that country.

[A]

No, it's a fetish video. It's punishment. All right, he didn't. He just took those pliers and Just busted them front teeth are busting them off while he held them by his eyeballs. Oh, my Lord. What happens if we don't figure out our benefits today? That's right. You got to get your. Most companies ready to get your health benefits reinserted. So that's what our lady will come up here. Just break your teeth out.

[B]

This truck doesn't look like this guy's gonna.

[A]

Big truck hauling some wood. Dropped the wood onto a BMW. And inside the BMW, here comes. Here comes the camera inside the BMW and it has smashed the driver. Is that a woman? Was, I guess. Oh, those are pipes. That's not wood. You're right. That's like steel pipes. Landed on top of the car. The biggest fear you have is an unsecure load on top of the car next to you and it rolls on there. Okay, speaking of that, here's the tattooed. Okay, we got a clamp on a set. Time out. Here, let me help. This is going to be a tough one for me. Good luck. There's a clamp on a scrotum. There's a false hole above the scrotum that's been man made. And we're putting some sort of weird silver clamp into it. There's a. A hook on the scrotum that's about to insert itself into while he gently. Okay, that's pushed all the way in. Oh, my God. Just under the anus is a man made hole. And then on the scrotum there's a hook. And then on the penis there's one of those cow nose things that come out as urethra. And it came out. And the.

[B]

Or is it a different thing?

[A]

Where is that?

[B]

But maybe it is attached a little.

[A]

Bit because it's a long video. All right, so now we're. Now we're taking another clip into.

[B]

Oh, it's a cotter pin. John, you gotta.

[A]

That is a cotter pin. That's right. You gotta cotter that. It'll slide out of your urethra. Always remember that. Always remember that. Do it yourselfers.

[B]

He's putting the cotter pin in the trailer.

[A]

Get the cotter. All right, now. Oh, it's tattooed. Tattooed me with stuff hanging out of it. Yeah. And then so. Wow, look at that. Yep, that's me.

[B]

That's me.

[A]

That huge crank that he's got carrying around his. Awesome. And so he's got some weight hanging off the top of his penis. Is this Germany? It's gotta be. Yeah, I think so. I wonder how many Teslas these guys have seen that's eight.

[B]

Knock up to eight.

[A]

Now he's just standing there naked. That's. Yeah, that's the Bob Ray clamp they call that. He's just standing in a window naked for no reason. Yikes. All right, keep it moving. All right, here we go. All right. Oh, here's a gangrenous giant black penis covered in some sort of disease. And those are maggots crawling around. He's gyrating. He's gyrating. I think I'd rather hear the maggots than that. Language. Yeah, water's running.

[B]

Use it on him.

[A]

Making wonton in the back. What is that noise? Moving. No microphone, I'm pretty sure.

[B]

Look at.

[A]

Look at him moving. He's not running. Look at him moving. They're having a field day with this guy's genitals.

[B]

I think it's a faucet running.

[A]

Where is that? Somewhere I will never go. All right, all right, then we'll just end with this. There we go. All right, Here's a lady with a penis pump in her butt. And now she's rose budding. She's pulled it out, and there's a rosebud involved. And as she's spreading it to get more rosebud to show, and she's. What's going on here? Now she's dripping something. I don't know what that was. That was kind of gross. And she just sucked it back in. Oh, it's back out. It's back out. And there's water or some sort of fluid, like some sort of body leak. You're gonna want to get that checked out. I think you got a loose hose. And that's what it seems to be. Look, the check engine light is on on this lady.

[B]

There's no place. That's. What's her name from the Muppets.

[A]

Oh, what's her name? Janice. Yeah, the one with the giant lips. Yeah. Janice is trying to get. Oh, it does. Now that's all I see. Gross. Now that's all I see is Janice's lips coming out of this lady's butthole. Oh, Toledo. You've ruined the Muppets. Turn it off, Kirmy. That's it.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

All right, there you go. That's it. That's it. Thank you very much. Yuck. The great Harlan Williams is coming in here.

[B]

Yeah, he's in the kitchen.

[A]

Awesome. Harlot's in the kitchen. Ratings is the 8 o' clock promo code word. Put it in there. Take it in the app. The promo code is ready to go. Ratings is the word you put in for 8 o' clock and qualify yourself for another 1,000American dollars from your best friends at 98 KUPD. We'll talk to Harlan next, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect, 98.