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John Holmberg
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Brady
Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com I'm actually sad that the Warning aren't huge. They need to be. And they are. Like Brett said, off the air. We're talking about. They're. They're gigantic everywhere but the states and I don't get it. That's just good rock music right there. And I'm not a girl rock band guy. Fantastic stuff from the Warning. No complaints there. The word for 9am is shot caller. Shot caller. It's one word. Pop it in there. Maybe win yourself 1000American dollars. Take it in the air. That's the way we do it. It's 9:22. It's time for the entertainment drill and it's brought to you by our friends@reactdefense.com that's the home of Tactical Black. Get on out there and start celebrating their 25th anniversary, which is right on par with us. We're going to do the same thing next year. They are as well. They're hitting their 25th anniversary the ground running and they're going to drop those prices for a month. 89 bucks for a month of training is unbelievable. Look at their schedule and realize that if you went to every class. It would cost you less than a buck, I think, to go to all the stuff they offer. They've got things constantly happening. $89 is going to get you just a foot in the door and you'll look around and go, I want to do this all the time. Why? Because you become a master of yourself. You start becoming a sheepdog. More sheepdog on the streets means less wolves. The wolves will have a harder time picking out sheep if there's more sheepdogs. And that's what we're looking for. You become better at defending yourself. You become more aware, which is the key to the whole thing. Then of course, if it does go sideways and everything goes pear shaped, you'll have some sort of concept of what you're capable of, what you're good at and what you do in situations that kind of happen to you and they might. You just never know. Probably won't. But there ain't no harm in being prepared. Reactdefense.com 89 bucks for their 25th anniversary kickoff. That is awesome. Get that month in right now. It's the home tactical black Brady entertainment.
Brady's Co-host
Well, according to the star to bloyd Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are reported living separate lives these days. A lot of their friends think the magic is starting to wear off.
Brady
Wait a minute. Blake and Jimmy are going to break up or. I'm sorry. I got very scared.
Brady's Co-host
It was But I am wondering.
Brady
Jimmy Fallon and him are going to.
Brady's Co-host
Break still going to have.
Brady
Oh my God. This is just the worst news in the world for for one person do.
Brady's Co-host
Some time on Jimmy's show.
Freddie
Well, here we go.
Guest or Additional Host
Oh, my God.
Freddie
I've never heard so sad.
Brady's Co-host
Tell me something.
Freddie
I don't know what's going on. I want to be happy. I want to tell jokes but I can't do it.
Brady's Co-host
Sorry. I shouldn't be laughing.
Brady
Come on, Jimmy.
Freddie
We shouldn't pretty much. We made her laugh again. We may be done laughing for the rest of eternity.
John Holmberg
Let's go have a couple drinks.
Freddie
We gotta have already had a couple.
Brady
Of once some more.
Freddie
Blake and Gwen are not together.
Brady's Co-host
Blake done with his box.
Freddie
What does that mean, baby?
Guest or Additional Host
Oh, my God.
Freddie
I can't believe this is happening tonight on the show. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are scheduled. I'm gonna have to replace one of them with Justin Timberlake and I. I don't want to do that. I'm gonna crack a bottle. Just gonna sit there with Higgins and we're just gonna drink on the show tonight and contemplate the potential.
Brady's Co-host
Don't you think it was a good run? 10 years.
Freddie
It's an amazing run, but it's not enough.
Brady's Co-host
Sorry, can't take it.
Freddie
Timmy Fallon's a happy man. The death of their relationship is something I cannot deal with.
Brady's Co-host
Who's your musical guest tonight?
Freddie
Blake Shelton. He's always a musical guest.
Brady's Co-host
Okay, good.
Freddie
If Gwen Stefani doesn't come on, he's gonna bring someone else on. And it might be Keith Urban, and he's going through one too. I don't understand what's happening in the world anymore. I think it's time I step away. I'm the only talk show that's not getting canceled. This can't happen to. I'm gonna leave now, Freddie, and hopefully I'm gonna go throw some pennies in a. Well, maybe Blake and Gwen will come to their senses on my show tonight.
Brady's Co-host
Let's do it.
Freddie
We've got Greta Thunberg tonight.
Brady's Co-host
Doom goblin.
Freddie
The doom goblin. And we're gonna play Yahtzee together for about an hour. Let's just talk about Blake and Gwen. I gotta go. I can't believe it's happening. Brady, you're still there. Watch yourself, okay? I can still look at you and find fun. Okay, there's Brady. You brought fun back. It's almost like that guy that emailed earlier that's got early onset Alzheimer's person.
Brady
That made me laugh. You didn't even try. It's great stuff.
Freddie
Pretty nice job. Oh, my God.
Brady's Co-host
There he goes.
Brady
Yeah, it's a tough one for him. He's out the door. But that'll be tough for him if Blake and Gwen aren't there, because that's me.
John Holmberg
No show tonight.
Brady
That's his fill.
Brady's Co-host
Timothy Chalamet is on the COVID of the new issue of Vogue magazine and people are giving them crap because it's the worst cover they've seen. He's in a fake space background in his outfit. I don't think it's quite as bad as what they're saying it, but he's also talking about the interview, that he was pretty pissed he didn't get the Oscar for the Bob Dylan movie.
Freddie
Who got it?
Brady's Co-host
Don't know. I thought he got.
Brady
He got one of them because I remember maybe it was the Golden Globes. He got the Golden Globe for best actor? Yeah, it was just last year.
Brady's Co-host
It says just the worst backdrop. AI, it looks bad.
Brady
Yeah, it kind of does look. Yeah, like sixth grade science class poster.
Guest or Additional Host
24.
Brady
He's refreshingly confident, that guy. He. He's in Thrillers.
Freddie
Nodding.
Brady
It's like, when he talks about, like, he's like, I know it sounds better. I'm going to be the greatest that's ever lived. And I'm like, I heard Shia LaBeouf say that. Be careful.
Brady's Co-host
Sydney Sweeney trained for two and a half months to play boxer Christy Martin in her upcoming movie Christy.
Brady
She looks great.
Brady's Co-host
And she says, I really want to have a real boxing.
Brady
She wants to fight Christy match. But Christy Martin's got to be 40, right?
Brady's Co-host
Yeah, I don't know if. Yeah, that would be she.
Brady
Isn't it weird?
Brady's Co-host
Too old. I thought she was. I thought fight someone equally.
Brady
Yeah. If you don't know the story of Christy Martin, she was like, the very first actually great female boxer, and she really was physically fit, sound boxer, went through hell, abused, almost killed. And so the answer Sydney Sweeney has is after doing this and getting so close to Christie, I'd like to start hitting her.
Brady's Co-host
Well, it always ends with Christie says she wants to be her promoter.
Brady
Oh, she doesn't want to.
Brady's Co-host
She already has a couple of fighters in mind for her to.
Brady
It's a movie about domestic violence, pretty much. And then Sydney Sweeney wants to fight the lady. It's about. I don't think that's a good idea.
John Holmberg
As long as they rip the tops off.
Brady
Yeah, eventually. Now let's just girl fight. Let's just hope that the. The producers and directors have the wherewithal to know why we would go to a Sydney Sweeney boxing movie, and that's to see her cans pop off in the shower or something. There has to be a topless. And she loves showing him, she says, so she knows that that's where her bread is buttered. So butter that bread.
John Holmberg
Adrian Brody beat us Chalamet for the brutalist.
Brady
Oh, that's right.
Brady's Co-host
Okay, ComicBook.com put together a list of the 10 most iconic quotes that everyone knows from movies. And it's interesting because it's.
Brady
Dude, where's my car? That's got to be top 10.
Brady's Co-host
Number 10 was Avengers Assemble.
Brady
No.
Brady's Co-host
From the Avengers. End game.
John Holmberg
Put this together.
Brady's Co-host
Comic book, Then there you go.
John Holmberg
It's gonna be what they're trying to.
Brady
They're trying to be, like, topical.
Brady's Co-host
Number nine. The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight club. Number eight. With great power comes great responsibility. From Spider Man.
Brady
Yeah. All right. The comic book people are in on there.
Brady's Co-host
Number seven. Houston, we have a problem. From Apollo 13. Number six. I see dead people. Sixth sense. Number five. Toto. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Brady
All right, starting to get into some real stuff here.
Brady's Co-host
You shall not pass Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Rings. I'll be back. Well, Terminator number three, number two from Dr. No.
Brady
James Bond. And number one, I think they should make Schwarzenegger Bond. They keep looking for a new Bond and they keep wanting diversity.
Brady's Co-host
Why not now though, I think is one of the broccoli still alive?
Brady
Yeah, the family daughter.
Brady's Co-host
They. They want a nobody.
Brady
Yeah, they want somebody who's never heard of.
John Holmberg
They sold it to Amazon, I think so. I don't know how much pull she still has.
Brady
I want Schwarzenegger to give me 70 year old bond.
Brady's Co-host
They might have sold to him with that condition that they still picked him. Yeah.
Freddie
I'd like a drink.
Brady
Over here they get to be shaken.
Freddie
And unstead, if you don't mind.
Brady
Hello there, my name is Bon. James Bond. He wouldn't do a very good job of like the classic lines. No, are you kidding?
John Holmberg
I want Pacino to do it.
Brady
Pacino would be incredible.
Brady's Co-host
Oh yeah.
Guest or Additional Host
I mean I'm a spy for the British people. Something like that. And I'm thirsty as well. It's like a martini shaker, nut stirred. Also the name is Bond for anyone curious. James Bond. And you've got a great ass.
Brady's Co-host
See, it works.
Guest or Additional Host
It does work. I like that a lot. I think that would be pretty good. Hey everybody, let's solve some British mysteries. What do you say?
Freddie
Let's solve them.
Guest or Additional Host
We'll get out there and do it right now.
Brady
I don't know. I don't know if we're British enough. I don't.
Guest or Additional Host
What are you doing here?
Brady
I mean all your movies.
Brady's Co-host
What about Pesci?
Blofeld Impersonator
Yeah, I'm here too. I'm the bad guy. Where do you get the balls to ask me about British mush mysteries?
Brady's Co-host
He's holding a cat.
Brady
Yeah, he's petting that bald cat.
Blofeld Impersonator
What are you looking at? What are you doing?
Brady's Co-host
What's your name?
Guest or Additional Host
Oh, it's Bond. It's James Bond. We went over this.
Blofeld Impersonator
Anyway, I'm gonna take over the art.
Guest or Additional Host
He explained to me what the earth is. What are you saying?
Blofeld Impersonator
Taking over the earth, that's what I'm doing.
Brady's Co-host
He's Blofeld.
Blofeld Impersonator
Yeah, that's right.
Brady's Co-host
I'm Blow. Felt this.
Blofeld Impersonator
My cat want to pet my ball.
Guest or Additional Host
Who? We're getting a little blue.
Brady
That's why they called me that. Anyway, I turned him into Billy Crystal. All right, well there you go. That's the entertainment. Jolly. Yeah, I would like that. Other Bonds, like famous people being. But I don't want to go the nobody route. Like real bonds that are famous that you wouldn't expect to be. Bonds would be more.
Brady's Co-host
Gene Simmons could be a good bond.
Brady
It'd be an amazing bond. Jew bond. Stocks and bond. That's what that would be. Stocks and bond. My name is Bond. Drew Bond. I mean, James Bond. That would be a good one. Timothy Oliphant. Somebody's even said that. Just that he's on the list for that. That kid's gonna be massive. Austin Butler would be an incredible bond. That dude is great at stuff. It'd still be Elvis, but it would be good. It's 9:32. We've got William Shatner tickets to give away for next Thursday night for the William Shatner Q and A that I'll be hosting with Frank Caliendo. And we watch Wrath of Khan before. Oh, Star Trek 2, Wrath of Khan. Then the great William Shatner comes out and does his hour and it's unbelievable. So we got tickets to that. We'll give those away. If you're a girl or a boy, we need one of each of those things. And we'll play the Guadalupe squares next. 585-9800 is the number we'll catch on the squares next. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erected. Hey, it's John Holmberg here from my friends at New Vision Auto Glass. Six weeks and counting. My windshield is still perfect. Call New Vision Auto Glass and after about 15 minutes on the phone, you'll get everything you need. You can get up to $375 back. Visit new visionautoglass.com to see what you qualify for. Then you get that delicious free dinner from the world famous Brazilian steakhouse Rhodesio Grill, now in Mesa and their new location in Scottsdale. There's no excuse for you not to have a good piece of glass on that car. I don't want to hear it. Pick up the phone and fix it. 480-210-9090. New Vision Auto Glass, proud sponsor of the Arizona Diamondbacks.
This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness focuses on the latest in celebrity news, notable entertainment headlines, and a lively, comedic rundown of the “10 Most Iconic Movie Quotes.” Hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo deliver trademark banter, irreverent observations, and character impersonations while dissecting entertainment gossip and pop culture lists.
[03:05] The team discusses recent tabloid rumors from "Star to Bloyd" suggesting Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are living separate lives:
The crew riff on this, turning the topic into a running joke about Blake Shelton and Jimmy Fallon as a couple.
Notable Impersonation: Freddie as Jimmy Fallon, going melodramatic about the breakup and pondering bringing Justin Timberlake as a replacement guest on The Tonight Show.
The hosts riff on the imagined emotional breakdown of Jimmy Fallon over Gwen and Blake, making light of TV relationships.
[05:46] Timothy Chalamet graces the cover of Vogue Magazine, but fans criticize the fake, AI-style space background.
Also, chatter about Chalamet being frustrated over not winning an Oscar for his Bob Dylan role.
The group notes Chalamet’s “refreshing confidence” and jokingly compares him to Shia LaBeouf:
[06:50] Sydney Sweeney prepared for two and a half months to play boxer Christy Martin in an upcoming film.
Sweeney expresses a desire to fight Martin in real life, which leads to laughs and skepticism from the hosts.
Holmberg interjects with typical irreverence:
The team jokes about expected (and cliché) shower scenes for Sweeney, acknowledging her comfort with nudity.
[08:21] ComicBook.com compiled a ranking, sparking discussion on whether the selections are genuinely “iconic” or just recent pop culture picks.
The List:
Commentary on the Picks:
“Dude, Where's My Car? That’s got to be top ten.”
(Brady, 08:32 - sarcastically referencing the randomness of the choices)
“The comic book people are in on there.”
(Brady, 08:59)
The team critiques the list for skewing "topical,” instead of truly timeless.
“I want Schwarzenegger to give me 70-year-old Bond.”
(Brady, 09:51)
“Pacino would be incredible.”
(Brady, 10:08)
Entertaining impressions ensue:
The banter continues with a Joe Pesci “Blofeld” villain impression:
“Stocks and Bond. That’s what that would be…My name is Bond. Jew Bond.”
(Brady, riffing on Gene Simmons as Bond, 11:39)
Freddie as Jimmy Fallon, on Blake & Gwen:
Movie Quotes List:
James Bond Impressions:
Pesci as Blofeld:
The episode is heavy on sarcastic, self-aware humor, mixing genuine movie fandom with irreverent pop culture trolling. The cast’s banter is quick, dry, and playful, using impressions and comedic exaggeration to lampoon tabloid headlines and movie mythology. Fans of the show will recognize the mix of mock outrage, affectionate ribbing, and relentless pursuit of the next punchline.
For listeners who missed the episode:
This Entertainment Drill covers the latest in celebrity splits, magazine cover controversies, the endurance of certain movie quotes, and the never-ending game of “Who could be the next James Bond?” All delivered with the show’s signature rapid-fire wit and comic irreverence.