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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
11-07-25 - Guad Squares - David Lee - Jimmy Fallon - Trump - OJ - Alien Fighter Brady - Gordon Ramsey - William Shatner
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Join us for breakfast or lunch seven days a week, 6am to 2pm We're a family restaurant with a small town atmosphere serving southwestern comfort food for 18 years. Come down to the Ranch House Grill for the best breakfast in Phoenix. At 56th street and Thomas Road. Still streaming Homburg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com it is just that time right now for the Guadalupe squares. And here's your host of said squares, Mr. Thriller wall. Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin to the voice of 98KUPD, David Lee. How we doing? That's exactly right. Thriller. Thriller. Wal is here today. Temporary Phoenix, Moscow. Thriller. Where do you lie politically? Wherever you want me to. I want you to tell me the truth. When do you lie? Whoever you think is winning the world, you are correct. Your mother took a lot of Tylenol, didn't she? She's a Tylenol baby. Thriller. That's very possible. I never asked her. That's very possible. Do you have any theories you want me to help you with? Well, they're all true. Why there be theories? It's an excellent point. I like this kid quite a bit. He took the shot. David Lee. Did he take. Did you take the jab? I had to. I had to. You had to? Why did you have to? Because Obama said so. Sheep boy. Would she be an improvement at this point, Half wise? Probably. So what do you think about where Barack Obama was born? Clearly in the Middle East. Am I wrong? That wasn't there. Man, I think that's probably true. And don't get me started about Hunter Biden's laptop. Oh, you want just a laptop? There's a lot more of them. Don't worry, the laptop is bad news. For the bad news to be Phoenix. Go for a moonwalk. Oh, if we ever went to the moon, maybe we could. But I don't think we were ever there. False word. Tempe. France. All right, now over to our top middle square, Jimmy Fallon. Still a little crestfallen. Oh my God. I'm feeling a little bit better. Thriller. I feel okay. Not so bad. We got a couple new guests on the show tonight. We got RFK Jr. Oh my God. We've got Alex Jones. Oh no. What's happening? Who's handing me this note? I am. Get your show in order tonight. I'm Fallon, RFK junior Alex Jones. And me, David Lee and my Wrangler jeans. Tap me. Verdict? Okay, we'll do it. We're gonna go crazy. Right wing to defeat Gutfeld. I can't stand that Joe Biden. Call me Mom. Downey. It's the President of New York now and I just won't live there anymore. We're moving the show to la. Screw it, we're moving the show to Texas. Okay, there you go. That's better. Yeah. Are you a communist? No. No. Have you ever been a communist? No. Bet you have. Vote for the Zohan. He lived at his parents house for free this weekend and stole their food. That's commie stuff. No hook for Z. Better be careful there, Fallon, or the Clintons will try to kill you. Well, hope the show goes well for you. But now over to our top right square President Trump. That's exactly. We had a rough week this week. Didn't do well. Really didn't do well. In the, in the off year election. It's because you know why Trump wasn't on the ballot. All those Republicans won when I won. Is that right, Brett? That's exactly right, sir. Thank you, Brett. I was on the ballot last year and look what happened. Everything was red. Yeah, like Toledo's bedroom. Everything turned bright red. Commie red, they say. And then. And of course I'm not a commie. And now this shirt not on the ballot and look what's happened. Hey, it's gone haywire. Afraid of tariffs. That's exactly right. Tariffs. Tariffs. Kamehmandani. I'm going to have to deal with that for a while as he just ruins New York. New York was. Brett was the most populated city in America and you now it's. Now it's the 18th largest one. Everyone's already moved out. They're already gone. That's exactly right. They're all moving to Florida. They're moving to Florida. And they're down there in Texas. They love Texas. Texas. A great place to live. Got that wheelie governor. I like him. I like the one that wheels. It's like. It's like Magneto is in charge of Texas. And that makes me excited because I like movies. I like spot in Florida. I got a great Mar A Lago. Brady's talking about Mar a Lago. It's a great spot down in Florida. And you know what's great about it? Commie Free since 93. That's what we say. Never had a comedy. Who. How's your golf stroke going? Golf is good. The stroke is. How's your stroke going? Thank you. Good one. They're all good ones. Brady. I got nothing to do. Government shut down. I'm just writing material. We lost a lot of elections. A lot of them. Jack Schitterelli didn't make it to the top spot in New York. Your guy. That's my guy. I liked. I liked him. I know Jack Schedarelli. I like him a lot. I know him very well. Good guy. Great guy. Actually. Really good guy. All right. Well, excellent. Jack Schiarelli. It's just fun to say. Try it at home. Do it in your car. So close. Do it in your car. Jack Schitterelli. Should have been something you vote Schiattarelli. Always do. All right. Now over to our middle left square, Fellow Bronco owner O.J. simpson. How you doing, Juice? Did I hear somebody on this show bought a Bronco? Yeah, John did. Can I borrow it? Good. That is synonymous with chopping the women's head off. Everyone's driving it. Everybody's out there driving that Bronco like they forgot. New York Said they'd never forget. And they elected Middle Eastern Islamic. They got their building. And now people driving Broncos like it's fun again. People forget everything. And I'll tell you what. I wouldn't get the Bronco to save my ass. That thing bad news. Easy to spot on a freeway too. I thought it'd be a little not fast. That's for sure. I kind of wish I had that loud sound like John's has inside. Because then the cops wouldn't have heard AC Telling everybody where we were going. I might be still. Anyway. So. Rodney. But you got a problem with the lady. They buy that woman a Bronco there's plenty of storage space, right? You gotta send that message. And there's no blood on this Bronco yet. But that's my experience is they all eventually get a little bit bloody. Should John wear driver gloves? Always wear gloves, I'll tell you that. Wear gloves everywhere. And Lee. And know where you put them at the end of the day? You never take your gloves off and just chuck them in Cato's room. Cato's a tattletale. We all know that. That's what I've heard. Yeah, you chuck him up there and you hit Cato's building. You think that he would ignore it, but then he goes and finds your bloody Bronco gloves and next thing you know, your Bronco is being towed away. I'm just saying, that's how Broncos work. Enjoy your Bronco John. It should be a good fight. You gotta kill someone. I'm just saying. All right. Pick me. All right, over to the middle square we have alien fighter Brady. That's right. Mi Atlas is coming. Oh, my Atlas. I didn't know if you meant interstellar. Yes, I. I am Atlas. I'm a man. Yeah, they're coming to get us. And I think I'm gonna fight them off. Are you on my team, Thriller? Sure. We're both human. Well, we're both messing around. Okay, we're both down a peg. Yeah, we're both down a peg for sure. I'm gonna kick ET's ass. Well, he barely walks. He's like me for better. Phone home and say goodbye because that's the last time you're gonna talk to those people. You little prick. Flying your big ship around here. I know you got bad plans. Mi Atlas comes in my house for my br. Forget it. I will offer them some gravy, but if they don't eat it, I don't trust them. That's how it works. You take on et can you take a xenomorph? A xenomorph? Yeah, I gotta do some study. What the heck? Is that from Alien? Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, you're right. Those are the scarier ones. Yeah, but they're never here, are they? They're always up there. For now. I'm not going up there. The only thing happens up there is your anus gets probed. There's bad barbecues. That's like going on the second floor of Bob Ray's house. You ever get off terra firma? The next thing you know it's bad news. I'm Brady Wan Kenobi. May the forks be with you. Bring it on, alien bitches. I'm your nightmare in shining armor. Oh, God. All right. Well, good luck to you there, Brady. I'm Flush Gordon. I got a lot of juice flowing through this body, Flush. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Ah, Gordon. All right, go ahead, brother. I hate aliens, man. Middle right and square. Now over to Gordon Ramsay. I am sitting next to the dumbest man in the world. You're going to offer them gravy without any polenta or potatoes? Just gravy? Why wouldn't I? That seems like something they would like. I love gravy. I like sauce. You've got to dip it in something, Donkey. Happy birthday. Go, go. Thank you, Bernie. I love my new nickname from Brady. Go, Go. He call Go, go in the cutest way. He's not a donkey anymore. He's cute, he's adorable. We all love him. Poke him in the belly immediately. Thriller. I'll wait for the 15 minutes it takes you to cross the room. Have you ever considered being a chef? No. No. Good. I'd get in the way. Yes, like every other job you've got. All right. Well, over. Now, that's about enough of that, Ramsay. Now over to the bottom, middle, bottom, left square. Brady secrets. Where? Give us a hint. Hi, guys. I'm 50 years old. I'm an actress. I was an American pie, but let's talk sharknado. Oh, I know you. All right. Your boobs out. Her boobs fall out of her shirt sometimes, guys. All right, now to the bottom, middle square. William Shatner ahead of the show. I believe that this game. Hi, Brady. Hey. We're playing. We're playing the game today for tickets. Isn't that wonderful? Next Thursday. Tickets for me. They're going to see me. Cool. You came out here so early. Came out early to see me. I look in the mirror every morning and do a show for an hour. There I am. Look at him. Sexy. About Holmberg and Caliendo, they'll be up there as well. But me, I have never been on a show. A game show. But I've done plenty of game shows. But I've never been on one where the prize is actually me. I wanted to thank you for the teleporter. You're very welcome. Shall I send you away? Where's Brady? Oh, I'm over here at Bulldog Spas. I believe it's Bullfrog. That's right. Bullfrog Spas. Cause a bulldog would sink. That's a bad mascot for a water park. I think we should teleport. It back over. Brady, would you like to see two tickets to me? Oh, yeah. You can't have them. You could just see the tickets. They're for someone else. Tickets to me. Thriller. Have you ever seen me before? I have seen you. Yes. Live. Not live. On a stage. Yes. Where I think it was. I saw footage of some Comic Con. Fascinating. Yeah, you're a great storyteller. Of course, I could listen to you all day, but people don't want to. They want to hear me telling stories about Pooh. Me. And I will do exactly that. Stories about me. No. Stories about Scotty. I'll tell a story about Scotty as it pertains to me. Pov. Shatner's point of view is the more important point of view. When you ask Shatner, if you were to ask Scotty his point of Scotty pretending to me, it would be Scottish. Pov. Nobody pays for Scott, Gotti. They pay for me. What aren't you understanding here? Prizes to see me. This game should be over. Everyone should go. And of course, Caliendo and Hombreg were Peter as well, a couple of Mandy Pambies. Yes, Mambi Pambies. Standing next to me, Danny Crane. All right there, sir. Now over to the bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How are you doing this morning, Thriller? I'm doing all right. You're gonna come down here and do the NAU game on Sunday? Oh, actually, his job is a dare and he won't quit. I put things in front of him. I can't believe he shows up and does ladies volleyball on the radio. Thriller. Not yet. We'll see, though. And the guy shows up. You should take calls during the lady volleyball game. We have ladies basketball. I want to know the perverts that listen to lady volleyball on the radio. On AM radio. Oh, there's no one I want to know personally that ever says the phrase. Hey, did you hear that volleyball game on the radio the other day? Of all five? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That guy's got bodies in his shed. Or maybe he drives a truck with a house built on the back of it. I know who that is. Hey, it's Brett Vesely, and I'm here with Byron from MMP Guns. Look, Byron, I have a friend wanting to sell some guns he inherited. What's the best way for him to do that? Brett, the last thing you want to do is sell the gun to someone who can't legally own one, Tell him not to put himself at risk and come into M and P Guns where he'll Get a fair offer and he can rest easy knowing it's not getting into the wrong hands. Okay, but what if he lives out of state? Legalgunbuyer.com and he can do it all online? 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Lori, you're there obviously as well. Yep. All right, Laurie, pick a square. Go ahead. Let's go with Alien fighter Brady. That's right. You want to find aliens with me, Lori? Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Heck, yeah. What's your weapon of choice against the alien intruders? Probably my.22. That wouldn't even stop a kid. You mean to tell me that somebody that traveled intergalactically in a spaceship, the best thing you've got to stop them is a 22. Well, we don't know, do we? Now, I'm gonna put you in a gold bikini and tie on a chain, and you're gonna stand next to me, and I'll be Brady the Hutt. And you'll be Princess. You'll be Princess Leia. Yeah. All right. There. And then you'll take the top off. Take your top off. Oh, boy. Yeah, Laurie, take them off. You don't keep it on. And then we're gonna do a sequel called Return of the Jerky. That's right. We're gonna go back to that little Russian guy shack on the side of. What is that? Wrecker Road. And we're gonna grab us some jerky. We're gonna eat it for strength against the aliens. All Right. I got a question for you. All right. Fighting aliens with a.22, we're gonna lose. Canadians consume more Mac and cheese in any other country per capita. True or false? It's called Kraft Dinner there. Did you know that? How do you know that? Cause I know food, man. You know, Canadian food. And I've been to Canada, and I ate too much macaroni and cheese. And if the aliens came while I was up there doing that, I'd be Barf Vader because I got so sick on Canadian crappy Mac and cheese. It was horrible. It's a good stuff. Kraft Dinner. They say, would you like some Kraft dinner? Eh? It's true. That's true. Okay. And you go eat the Kraft Dinner, and you're like, this isn't American Mac and cheese. And they said, no, it's Kraft Dinner. You can tell the difference. Yeah, you can't. Is your palate and your leg the same? Both useless. Kraftina. I'll say that. That's true. They eat a lot of that stuff. Okay, you're saying true now. Lori, do you agree or disagree with true? I disagree. Incorrect. Circle to the center. I told you, Lori, it's food. It's food in Canada. You think I haven't been to Canada and eaten today? Because I have. You could teleport there. I could go there. Watch this. I'm gonna. Hold on. Hi, are you Bob Evans or Torn Tom? Tim Hortons, please. Okay, I'll be right back. Okay. Here's your Tim Hortons poutine donuts. Oh, thank you. Oh, man. That's good. Is it all right? No kaftana. All right, over to Scott here. Make a choice. I go with Trump. All right? Gotta go with Trump. Said America many times. Every Friday now. Gotta go. Did you vote for me there, man caller? Yeah, you did. Because you're a man. Did your wife vote? Do you have a good wife that listens? Yeah. And she's not like Toledo's wife. Call me mom. Danny. I don't think so. That's right. When she has her period. It's the big Red Sea, they call it over there. It's the Red Sea. It's the red tsunami. Really? She just bleeds it out. It's like when Moses. What was that? The red parting of the Red Sea. That's what happens at Toledo's house when he spreads her legs. It's getting too far, I admit it. It's that time of month. It's time to part Kami Mumdani's Red Sea. And that's what Toledo has to do. That's right. That's right. Walk right through that. Walk right through. You walk right through it. Because it's everybody's. It's communist. Everybody gets a swing. All right. Question for you, sir. A cow's moo has an accent based on where in the world it was raised. True or false? So, Pepe lepus, Cows. That used to say lay Moo. That was real. I think that might have been real. Asking you, man. Sometimes the period is spotty. And I believe we call it spotty Mom Donnie, She's a spotty commie. That one made me a little ill. Not gonna lie. That kind of got gross. All right, I'll say that a cow's moo is a cow's moo. I've heard an Indian moo. And afterwards it didn't say my friend or no, no, no. Was his name Moo? His name may have been Moo. Moo the cow. Then he'd say, what's your name? And he'd say, moo. And it was like a trick, but it wasn't anyway. All right, so you're saying. I'll say that's false. I think all cows sound the same. And I know that sounds racist, but they do. They don't look alike. No, they're different. There's big ones, the horny ones, and the non hornies, the milkies. I like the milky cows. I like a milky cow. I like it in the black and white. The Holsteins, big fan. Black. Black and white cows love trump. They're the best trump steaks. Oh, black and white cows. I eat the black cows first. I love to eat a black cow. As I understand it, black cows won't eat each other. The black cows, the black bulls don't eat the black cows. That's a rumor. Oh. I don't know how true it is, But I watched CB4 and they made that joke, and I'm like, that must be true. I don't know. All right, sir, so you're saying false. Now, Scott, do you agree or disagree with false? I agree. Incorrect. Then X gets the square. All right. Wow. Going back to Lori here. Make your choice. All right, let's go with Tripp Reed. Trip Reeb. Okay. Yeah. How are you, Laurie? Yeah, I'm fantastic. Lori, I've asked you before, and I don't remember. What do you do for a living? I stay home and take care of the house. Oh. Oh. What does your husband do? Nothing. I'm not married. Who's paying for stuff? I can tell you who Toledo's commimam. Danny. The government is paying for you, isn't it? You get government loans, don't you? Something like that. She's on the door. I see how it works. You just take care of the house. Nice work. Is the house taken care of? Yeah, it is. And when I say the house, I mean, you know, is it taken care of. Do the carpets match the drapes? No. Has the lawn been mowed? In a minute. None of your business. It isn't any of my business, but I'll make it my business. Yeah. She lives alone. She doesn't go anywhere. She's got common money. You can help her out. I'll help you out. Question for you, sir. You can rob from the rich if you want. Talking to yourself actually improves the efficiency of your brain. At True or false. Do you have a backyard? Cuz I'm a turf monster. Yeah, turf monster. A dot com. Talking to yourself does what? Makes your brain more efficient. Sure. Falls. Yeah. You get to know you. Yeah, I see Larry doing it all the time. Yeah, I think he might need help. Yeah, he's efficient to a degree. Yeah. Go ahead. All right, Dice, you're saying true now. Lori, do you agree or disagree with true? I agree. Correct. Well, there you go. Gets the square. Now, Scott, you can take Gordon Ramsay for the block. Doesn't do it. Of course. You have to take me for the block. You'll kill someone otherwise. What are you doing, Donkey? I ask you, what's the last meal you had? Oh, you need protein. Granola bark. Granola bar is not gonna do it for you. Chicken. Chicken granola bar. That sounds. Throw it out. Shut it down. Who made chicken granola? Who's doing it? You're going to get us closed down. Next thing will be Porkopolis. Nobody wants that. All right, go ahead. Okay. Question for you here. More than 200,000Americans are injured each year carving pumpkins. True or false? Hey, Laurie, it's Tripp again. Yeah, hi. Hi. Hey, by the way, I don't know if you need a good coding, but I'd like to help you out with my friends from desertcoating. AZ.com advertising is more important than dirty. They'll do in your house. I can't believe he did that. Red Brady's joke. Unbelievable. You're going to get us killed. Kez's ratings went through the roof just then. I'll say. Did you ask yet? I did. Yes. Okay, I know what you've asked me is false. I don't remember a word of it. Okay, You Are saying false now, Scott here for the block. Do you agree or disagree with False? I disagree. Then you're incorrect. Exit the square wins. Lori. So what does she want? Thriller. Yes. I want to know what she's won. What does she want? She's won tickets to me. Tickets to me. She must love you, sir. Hi. Thanks. She does what? I have no idea what that says. Brady's handed me a note that I think Michael J. Fox would like write better. What does that say? Trip Miss music. Oh, Trip miss. Oh. Well, that Trip Mass. It looked like Trip Moss music like it was a Spanish finisher. Yeah. Yeah. Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down your bunny. Is that Christmas? I don't know, but I'm going in. All right, let's get out of here. Trip's a pervert. Cows have accents. That's real. Yes, according to Toledo. Yeah, according to this. The sheet that Toledo wrote by hand. Huh. Must be some commie answer. That's a common. Yeah. So his wife made him say that. Yeah, it's the. It's the DEI cow program, my friend. I gotta hear that. That's not real. That's kind of the life, though, getting born as an Indian cow. They won't hurt you. Yeah. What do you mean? They won't hurt you or the Indians? No, like, just saying, like, you know, like they praise, you know, cows. They love cows. Yes. So you think that changes their accent? No, what I'm saying is, like, if you get born as one, then you have a nice life as an Indian. It might make sense. Different. Different. I keep saying a four day work week. Yeah. All I know is both the Indians of India and the cows of India in the drinking water. So I'm not interested in either one. Kevin the cow, huh? My friend? You are very late on your payments, my friend. Moomoo. Moo, moo. But that time it's Mooster card. Yeah. Oh, you've been hanging out with Brady. You too. Oh, my God. Take a very slow, unhealthy laugh. Holy. Although it made me laugh because it was so stupid. Nice job, Corey. Corey will be doing women's volleyball over on the 1060. Whatever. Nobody. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It could be women's sewing. It's not gonna get a single listener. Not one. Am I right? We get some. Hit the. Hit the mic. In the middle of the whole game, there's another shot and miss. Two girls down and they just come on the air and go. Is anyone listening at all? And I guarantee you your phones do not light up? No one. Oh, we get people on the app, though. Call me. No one's on the app. You think they're making it harder on themselves to listen? We have solid app numbers. 2, 6, 0, 10 60. Call me if you're out there. I think I'm alone. And that phone stays dead dry. No one's listening to that. Please, by all means. From Sanjay. Sanjay, our Indian friend says, I love eating cow. He's not a real one. I know. It's a guy with a Johnny Quest. All right, that's it. Larry's coming up next. He's got money for you guys. $3,000. In fact, part of Larry's excellent adventures. We just hand out money like crazy all damn day. While Corey goes down to a radio station that still thrives playing women's knitting circles. Tonight on Katie West. Ladies drinking wine, five o'. Clock. All right, that's it. We're good. We're done. You guys have a good one. We'll see you on Monday right here in the morning sickness. Bye. 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