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Brett Vesely
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Byron
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Brett Vesely
Come on.
Byron
No, no, he's not.
Brady
He's not evil.
John Holmberg
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Brady
I mentioned earlier this morning, but Predator badlands had a $40 million weekend, which is pretty good. And considering the Sydney Sweeney boxing, how'd that do? Bombed.
John Holmberg
Did it really?
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Girl boxing, the one about a true story. To me, that is a movie that should be on Netflix, right? That shouldn't be a theater film. Like nobody's gonna know. Yeah, exactly. Nobody's gonna go watch this. And it is, by the way, as a boxing fan and you know, as a constant, you know, people think of misogynistic because I call the WNBA suck because it is not because it's women. Christy Martin was one of the finest fighters I've ever watched in my life. Now, her competition level stunk. There is truth to that. But I mean, you make her look even better. She was spectacular and you could see the difference. But she was beating up tomato can after tomato. There was nobody fighting when she fought, but she was still like unbelievably capable. Her side story is so great that there's. It's movie worthy. However, I'm not going to a theater for it unless Sydney Sweeney is shaking those things all over the place. And she probably is. But I need that at home. I can't have that in a theater.
Brady
If you want to see the trailer for the newly cut Kill Bill, the whole bloody affair.
John Holmberg
They put them all together.
Brady
It'll be four hours long with an intermission.
John Holmberg
Worth it.
Brady
Ryan Reynolds is remaking Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, the Clint Eastwood, Jeff Bridges movie.
John Holmberg
Hey, man.
Brady
Hey, man. And then I.
John Holmberg
That movie, man. I know what I'm doing out there, man.
Brady
Hey, dad, maybe you can bring Zoe with you.
John Holmberg
Brings over Live Together now, man. I don't know why everybody's so down on that, man.
Brady
Did you hear anything about Nikki Glaser's monologue on snl?
John Holmberg
I read. I didn't see it, but I read that someone said that she was trying too hard to be contained jokes about.
Brady
Sex trafficking and pedophilia.
John Holmberg
She did her stand up.
Brady
I saw it. And the person the article was saying, oh, my gosh, it's unbelievable. It's really bombed the. The reaction of the live audience. So I listened to it.
John Holmberg
Yeah. Any good?
Brady
The reaction was pretty. Yeah, she was. She basically is joking like Nikki Glaser does. They try to create style, and she's not. She wasn't forcing it by any means.
John Holmberg
They did it with Shane Gillis's monologue when he hosted. It was really good. And they're like, who? Have the audience checked out? Yeah, they did.
Brady
It was one of those same thing.
John Holmberg
It's just false drama. I don't think anybody's ever that upset about. I really don't think anybody's that upset about committees, I think. Right. And I think the news tells you, oh, you should be really upset. This was. And later it is like, if I'm. If it's breakfast and I'm reading about sex trafficking jokes, I'm like, well, this is inappropriate. But Saturday Night Live. Okay.
Brady
Her pedophilia joke, if I remember, she opened up and said, went over to visit her sister, and sister has a kid. And I was staying there, and I was gonna take a shower, and my nephew comes up to me and said, I want to shower with you. She's like, he's 18. Oh, he's really 4 years old. And my sister was like, he still takes showers with mom and dad.
John Holmberg
Sure.
Brady
She's like, well, I'm not really too old, even if you guys are supervising, which I think you should be.
John Holmberg
Sure.
Brady
She's like, you're not a pedophile, are you? Like, no, I wouldn't be, but I'd be answering that if I was the same way.
John Holmberg
Right. Also, if you're in a shower with a kid, there's a good chance if the kid isn't yours, you might be leaning into pedophile.
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Signed Kevin Johnson. I mean, Kevin Johnson evidently didn't do anything to the people he was in the shower with, but he was in the shower with them, and automatically eyebrows start going up like they're on a string.
Brady
Well, the water bill was getting out of hand.
John Holmberg
It was serving some water. Kevin Johnson was so pruny through the late 90s, it was amazing. When he retired, he just became pruning.
Brady
Kendrick Lamar leads the Grammy nominees with nine, followed by Lady Gaga. He had a monster here. You know who else got a nominee, a nomination? Fabrice Morvan. Did you say me?
John Holmberg
Yeah, I was just curious. He said it like I was supposed to know. That's a guy from Milli Vanelli.
Brady
Ye do nominated in the category best audio book narration.
John Holmberg
He wrote a book about being a fake.
Brady
He wrote his memoir and he narrated love.
John Holmberg
How you say that? Memoir.
Brady
Yeah. Now you know. It's the real Millie Vanilli story.
John Holmberg
So he's going to win a Grammy again. Did he actually read his tape? Did the book on tape or was it a janitor again?
Brady
It was him.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brady
So much better if it's somebody else.
John Holmberg
That would be. The funny in the book is if he had someone else pretend to be him the whole time. The Milli Vanilli book as read by Fabrice. But it's not. That's hilarious.
Brady
His competition in the category includes Supreme Court Justice Gitanji Brown Jackson. She's for real.
John Holmberg
That's right.
Brady
And the Dalai Lama.
John Holmberg
Yeah, that's actually. Did you read that?
Brady
What's that?
John Holmberg
She's for real.
Brady
No, I threw that in there.
John Holmberg
Did you?
Brady
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Okay.
Brady
Because that.
John Holmberg
She is for real. If you're gonna do it, do it. Commit, man. Don't go.
Brady
I didn't think I had.
John Holmberg
Don't get all Fabrice. You do.
Brady
You had to.
John Holmberg
She is for real. If you're gonna do it, do it not. She's for real. Play the game. Don't fabrize it. Commit.
Brady
Sorry, Ms. Jackson.
John Holmberg
I'd like to hear Brady do that. You can include that in your memoir.
Brady
Memoir.
John Holmberg
That's. Oh, no, I'm not saying. I just like the way you say it. Memoir. He gets excited about. We all kind of get like a lift.
Brady
It is very. It is a little heavier on the.
John Holmberg
Huh?
Brady
The end. Yeah.
John Holmberg
You bring it up. Yeah, yeah. Very gay and exciting.
Brady
Yeah. Ukraine.
John Holmberg
Gay word. It's like when people say talk gay word. Like. Yeah, it's French. He's right. 100, right? Frog word. We don't need that crap. I surrender to memoir. It's like when people say Taco Bell.
Brady
Taco Bell.
John Holmberg
Tempe. Tempeh. Tempe. Tempe.
Brady
Like Chuck. Like Chuck. Told you.
John Holmberg
Tempe. Muggy on Rim. He would yell that at me. I need people on the air that know Arizona. Tim P. Muggy on Rim. Stop it. Drove him nuts when somebody said the wrong stuff. Come on. Canyon to Shelley. Well, that's what it says. Muggy on Rim. Stop it. All right, that's it. You're from here now. God know where it is. God damn it.
Brady
There's four Wheel on the Mongoloid Rim.
John Holmberg
No. Oh, Mongoloid Rims a hell of a band name, though. Mongoloid Rim job.
Brady
There you go.
John Holmberg
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Brady
Bye. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.
John Holmberg
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The Monday Entertainment Drill dives into harsh online reactions to Nikki Glaser's SNL monologue, movie box office results and upcoming projects, Grammy nominations (with a Milli Vanilli twist), and a volley of local Arizona humor and irreverent banter.
Kendrick Lamar leads the Grammy nominations with nine.
Fabrice Morvan (of Milli Vanilli) is nominated for Best Audiobook Narration for his memoir—prompting the hosts to riff.
Competition for the Grammy includes Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson and the Dalai Lama:
John Holmberg (on audience outrage over comedian monologues):
"It’s just false drama. I don’t think anybody’s ever that upset about…comedians, I think. Right. And I think the news tells you, ‘oh, you should be really upset.’" [05:31]
Brady Bogen (summarizing Nikki Glaser's opener):
"She’s like, ‘Well, I’m not really too old, even if you guys are supervising, which I think you should be.’" [06:15]
John Holmberg (Milli Vanilli audiobook):
"Did he actually…read his tape…or was it a janitor again?" [07:47]
On Grammy Best Audiobook Nominee Supreme Court Justice:
John Holmberg: "She is for real. If you’re gonna do it, do it not. She’s for real. Play the game. Don’t fabrize it. Commit." [08:31]
Banter-packed, lively, irreverent, and locally flavored. The hosts mix in running in-jokes, pop-culture wisecracks, and sly, sometimes controversial takes. They keep the energy high while poking fun at current events, entertainment news, and themselves.
Summary prepared for listeners who missed (or want the highlights) of the 11-10-25 episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness Entertainment Drill.