11-11-25 - BR - TUE - Egg Laying Debate Leads To Gunplay As We Ask Questions - Honda Lugnut Recall Leads To Discussion Of How Things End Up On Roadways - List Of Foods That Can Affect Your BO

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness, Nov 11, 2025

Episode Title: Egg Laying Debate Leads To Gunplay As We Ask Questions - Honda Lugnut Recall Leads To Discussion Of How Things End Up On Roadways - List Of Foods That Can Affect Your BO
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98 KUPD, Arizona

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🎙️ Overview

On this lively Veterans Day episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness, the crew delivers their signature blend of irreverent humor and genuine curiosity, tackling odd news, absurd debates, and quirky facts. This episode dives into a Florida bar argument about chicken eggs that escalates to gunplay, a Honda recall sparking roadside mysteries, and a deep (and hilarious) look at how what you eat can affect your body odor. As always, the discussion is peppered with banter, offbeat knowledge, and memorable one-liners.

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🇺🇸 Veterans Day Tributes & Personal Stories (01:13–03:20)

• John Holmberg opens with shout-outs to listeners’ veteran relatives, sharing touching stories and pictures, including WWII fighter pilot Joseph Adams.
• Humorous take on grave visits and unusual headstone inscriptions.
• Quote:
  “I walked by a headstone years ago that said ‘terrible father – just kidding.’ And I laughed for 10 minutes.” — John (02:32)

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🎁 Ticket in the Air Promotion and Radio Industry Rant (03:28–05:31)

• John candidly explains their app-powered hourly giveaway and how radio execs (“the Bobs”) love app statistic boosts.
• Quote:
  "It is an uncreative, colorless promotion. But it does work. Sometimes vanilla ice cream is good ice cream." — John (04:21)
• Encourages listeners to game the system for more entries.

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📰 The Brady Report: Fun Facts & Trivia (07:33–11:59)

MTV’s Most-Played Music Video (07:40–08:29)

• Trivia: Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” is the most-played on MTV.
• Quote:
  "Sledgehammer was on constantly and was just groundbreaking for its time." — John (08:15)

America's Most Common City Names (09:01–09:43)

• Fairview and Midway top the charts for most city/place names.
• Arizona has multiple “Midways,” but not all are actual cities.

Origin of the Phrase "Red Tape" (09:33)

• Traces to 1500s Holy Roman Empire, using red tape to seal documents.

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🐔 Wild News: Egg Laying Debate & Gunplay (12:33–18:45)

Segment Start: 12:33

• Headline: Florida man (Peter Riera) fires at strangers in a bar parking lot after an argument about how many eggs chickens can lay.
• The hosts riff on the absurdity, ask about chicken biology, and look up facts:
  • Chickens can generally lay one egg per day; commercial hens around 250–300/year, up to 600 in a lifetime (16:21).
  • Discussion spirals into egg anatomy, prolapse jokes, and speculation on what eggs from old hens taste like.
• Quotes:
  • "Why did that man cross the road? The chicken argument got out of hand." — John (13:24)
  • "If you push a bunch of eggs out of my anus, it's gonna get easier and easier every day." — John (14:56)
  • "I want to eat that old lady's eggs." — Brady (17:08)
  • “Gray Yolk is a good band name, especially if it’s a girl band and they’re all in their late 40s.” — John (18:45)

Memorable Moment: John brags about winning (and dodging) suspicious vacation trip giveaways by naming platypus as an egg-laying mammal (15:17).

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🚗 Honda Lug Nut Recall & Roadside Mysteries (18:55–20:40)

Segment Start: 18:55

• Honda recalls 406,000 Civics (2016–2021) due to faulty lug nuts; no reported crashes (19:12).
• Spirited debate on how shoes, socks, and entire wheels end up solo on the road.
• Theories range from moving accidents to mafia movie tropes.
• Quotes:
  • "How does—how do you keep going? Why is there no car attached to that vision?" — John (19:44)
  • "Socks, shoes, and wheels. I don't get it." — John (19:45)

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🥦 Food & Body Odor: Surprising Science (22:40–25:37)

Segment Start: 22:40

• BBC writer’s article breaks down which foods affect how you smell:
  • A little meat + lots of fruits/veggies = better-smelling BO
  • But: broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussels sprouts worsen odor.
  • Garlic makes men’s armpits smell more attractive to women.
• Quotes:
  • “Studied dozens of women rating the smell of men’s pits… the ones who had a ton of garlic in their diet smelled the sexiest." — Brady (24:18)
  • "I was blessed with Alvar Holmberg’s ability to stink sweat. Make it sweet." — John (24:55)

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🐑 Family Farm Fails & Unusual Gifts (25:37–27:58)

• John shares a darkly funny tale of his grandfather’s DIY sheep castration gone wrong and home movie gifts featuring dead farm animals.
• Quotes:
  • “A lot of things happened on that thing that weren’t good… like sheeped up… testicles and their penises in that rubber band… all the sheep were dead out there like some sort of cult ritual.” — John (26:10)
  • "Merry Christmas! The first eight or nine minutes of that video is a dead horse birth." — John (27:17)

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🟢 Jello’s Weird Thanksgiving Molds (27:58–28:48)

• Jello’s 125th anniversary: releases limited-edition “No Thanks Molds” shaped like brussels sprouts and cranberry sauce.
• General consensus: who wants this? Not the crew.

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🪖 Veterans Day Freebies & Listener Questions (28:43–30:16)

• Hosts list local freebies/deals for veterans: Sports Clips, Shake Shack, Salad & Go, Red Robin, Wildlife World Zoo, Barbecue Island discounts.
• John considers impersonating a veteran with his doppelganger photo.

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🥊 Brain Reviews: Viral Videos (30:45–34:43)

Street Fight Breakdown (30:53–31:27)

• Two “juiced up Italian bros” flail through a comically amateur fight.
• Quote: “Anytime you get a punter throwing the ball, no matter how he throws it, terrible idea. Your team’s in trouble and your coach is out of ideas.” — John (34:32)

Football Trick Play (32:12–34:08)

• Discussion over legality of underhand forward passes (shovel pass) in football; definitive ruling: it’s legal if passer is behind the line of scrimmage.

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⚡ Notable Quotes & Highlights

• “This is the saddest thing I’ve ever… Blood afterbirth. Eight minutes of that. Then Alvar and Izzy on the porch: Merry Christmas.” — John (27:17)
• “Garlic makes you sexy. That’s the science.” — Brady (24:18)
• “Socks, shoes, and wheels—I don’t get it!” — John (19:45)
• “A 10-year egg? You’re the only one wondering that, Brady.” — John (17:12)

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⏱ Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:13] — Veterans Day Tributes & Stories
• [07:33] — The Brady Report: Trivia & Useless Facts
• [12:33] — Egg Laying Debate Leads to Gunplay
• [18:55] — Honda Recall & Roadside Mysteries
• [22:40] — Food & Body Odor
• [25:37] — Family Farm Fails
• [27:58] — Jello’s Thanksgiving Molds
• [28:43] — Veterans Day Freebies
• [30:45] — Viral Video Reviews: Street Fight & Football Trick Play

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📝 Tone & Style

The hosts blend dark farming tales, random science, and unfiltered Arizona radio energy, making for a unique, unpredictable morning show. Their banter is irreverent, quick, and packed with offbeat knowledge, setting a playful, sometimes edgy tone.

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For listeners who want Arizona’s best blend of offbeat news, genuine laughter, and random trivia—with a side of deep-cut sports and farm horror tales—this episode delivers.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[C]

You'Ve been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil. Sitting right here.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Ah, so many of you saying kind things about Brett's dad. We appreciate that. Can't. Can't pass on the appreciation myself. But you can email brett be [e-mail] Be nice. I also want to say, on Veterans Day, this guy sent me a picture of a strapping young lad named Joseph Adams. And he's in his military gear and then he's in the cockpit of an F6F Hellcat. Before Hellcats were cars. So say John. This is my dad, a fighter pilot in the Pacific during World War II. Flew an F6F Hellcat off the USS its independence. I had an Esther Extra S. Yes. SSS USS independence. He passed away in 2016. I miss him. Every day. Joseph B. Adams. Give him a little shout out there. Son is John Adams, former President of the United States. A lot of you guys firing that stuff over to me. And that's nice. And then I got another one, a really nice one from Eric. Says, what's his. Brett's email. I want to send my condolences. My brothers and I are actually going to see our pop today at Veterans Day at the big cemetery. Going to be five years in February. Some days are great, some suck. He wanted the phrase where is it? Oh yeah, there it is. That on his headstone. But the VA said no, can't have F that on a guy's headstone. Eric Bergman. I wish, I wish, Eric, that you could have had that. That makes it interesting. I walked by a headstone years ago that said terrible father. Just kidding. And that was. And I laughed for 10 minutes. I'm like that. It's an eye catcher. I wouldn't. I don't visit graves. But for some reason I felt compelled years ago to go walk by my friend Kevin's grave. As I left, I noticed that a co worker of ours was buried fairly close to him. I went, her name was Lisa. And I walked by and I called you and I'm like, hey, is she. Did we lose? Did she die?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And you're like, yeah, a little while ago. Well, I'm standing on her. Had no idea. Get off. I'm like, I couldn't help it.

[B]

She's.

[C]

I didn't expect her here within a few feet. Being surprised at a cemetery is never good. Never. It's a terrible feeling. That is so supposed to always remain somber, that very rarely you're supposed to look at a piece of cement and go, hey, what are you doing here? And that's exactly what I did to Lisa. I had no idea she was gone. That's how I learned. That's how I. The news was broken to me through a headstone. That's. That's rough. Anyway, at 8 o', clock, the code word for the ticket in the air promotion is break. And you got five minutes to think about that while Brady gets the news prepared. Break is the 8 o' clock word. I'll give it to you again after eight as well. But B R E A K as we attempt every hour on the hour to buy more love from you, which means more ratings. And let me tell you this, you've done a great job with this promotion. This is outstanding. It is a. I've gotten kind of side eyed by every manager here. When I say this, it is an uncreative, colorless promotion. But it does work, especially when the Bobs are like, what are we doing with the app? Is anybody? And you got to do stuff with the app just to appease them. This thing's outstanding for that kind of stuff. Now every station in the Hubbard family is doing it, which is why I say it's uncreative and colorless. But it does work. So sometimes vanilla ice cream is good ice cream. You know, the Big Mac sells for a reason. It's like the most popular thing. And that's fine, but you guys have blown up the numbers. And I don't know if you're taking my advice and telling friends who aren't even interested in KUP or anything else just download the app. But the Bobs are thrilled and they are jerking off all over themselves because this is kind of their idea. And the reason you know it's their idea is because, like I said, it's unimaginative and colorless. So, you know, it comes from radio executives. And that's why. But they are. And again, gotta tip my cap. When you gotta tip your cap, it works. This thing works. Handing out some cash, making the app numbers go through the moon.

[B]

And it's good. They don't see color. John. I was.

[C]

They don't. They do not see color because none of their ideas has any. It's all gray, rainy day ideas. What if we had every station in our cluster do the same thing? Hey, entertainment, you guys get it. But I will say it works. I never claimed it wouldn't. I just said it's unimaginable. However, it's easy also. And that makes it so I can explain to you guys that we're not trying to pull the wool over your eyes. We're completely doing this to get the Bob's up our ass to get our app numbers through the roof and kind of buy some ratings here in a weird way. And it works. It's awesome for that. I just wish they could be more creative when they force things down our throats. At 7:56, the 8 o' clock word is break. And now we give you all the news and only Brady knows. We call this the Brady Report. And that is brought to you by our friends over at All Pro Shade. All Pro Shade's got a cool deal going on right now. Brady, you said it. You get an awning. Motorized awning. Motorized blinds. Right. The guard. What do they call those things? The drop down screens. The screens. The drop down screens. Anything motorized. Right. So you're Gonna get a free heater with that. They're just gonna throw a heater in the mix, which is a great deal.

[B]

I just bought one. A new one on Sunday.

[C]

A new heater? A heater, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Because I. You get like four years out of them.

[C]

Maybe you're burning them up if you're outside a lot.

[B]

And it's amazing how much it holds.

[C]

The electric one out.

[B]

No, it's a patio propane.

[C]

Oh, nice.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is that what they're giving away? Oh, that's. I got one of those too. And they are ridiculous. I don't have it under an awning, but if you did have any cover, it would pump out some heat. But they're giving you one of those deals, and that's pretty awesome. So if you get a motorized shade right now at all from all Pro Shade, they're going to toss that in there because it is winter time and all you're trying to do is block a little sunlight in your eyes while you sit in this glorious weather that we currently are experiencing. It's perfect outside. It's absolutely perfect days. No reason to go squinting around or shading your eyes. You got all pro shade in your corner. You can take care of that. Allprochade.com that's where you go. Brady reported.

[B]

Good Tuesday morning to Phoenix. Hel World.

[C]

Hi.

[B]

Happy Veterans Day.

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

Couple of basic fun facts. The music video that's been played the most on MTV.

[D]

Video killed the radio.

[C]

That's way too. One that got first. That was the very first one. The most. Give me an era.

[B]

Would it be 89?

[C]

Oh, that's just a year. Just handing out a year. Okay, 89.

[B]

Former member of Genesis.

[D]

Oh, Phil Collins in the air tonight.

[C]

Or was it Peter Gabriel? So I was gonna say Sledgehammer. That was like 85, 86, but how about that? That's crazy. Yeah. Sledgehammer was on constantly and was just groundbreaking for its time for some reason.

[B]

Oh, you know, most of his videos are pretty creative.

[C]

Yeah, that was the stop animation.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I was gonna actually say Sledgehammer, but I thought maybe something in the 90s like a.

[B]

Something like that one or Aha. Got a lot of play.

[C]

Aha. Was crazy in the 80s, but I. When the 90s rolled around, they played the same seven or eight ones over and over again. And they were big on the NSYNC and Britney Spears and things like that, so. But then they also had all those TV shows in the 90s after Beavis and Butthead, and they didn't do that in the 80s. So it was all videos for a while. Okay. Sledgehammer it is.

[B]

The most common name for cities in the United States is Fairview. There are 273 with that name. Midway is second.257.

[C]

Midway's the second most named city. Didn't we just do something like this? The other.

[B]

We did the. I think that might have been.

[C]

Every state's got one. Yeah, but there's multiples then.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

How many Midviews.

[B]

State last week was. But two had a river view.

[C]

Right. And that's 48.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So how many.

[D]

Riverside.

[C]

How many? Midway. Yeah, Riverside. How many midways are there?

[B]

273.

[C]

So there's states with, like, six midways.

[B]

Yeah. There it.

[C]

I mean, that's crazy. That doesn't make any sense.

[B]

I wonder if they like Fair. Fairview Heights. Fairview.

[C]

But I've never heard of somebody saying, oh, I'm from Midway. And they're like, which one?

[B]

Midway Heights.

[C]

I guess Midway. All right.

[D]

Arizona. It says has multiple midways.

[C]

Does it?

[D]

Multiple places named Midway, including the populated place in Maricopa county and another in La Paz County.

[C]

Cities or just places?

[D]

Cities.

[C]

Places.

[D]

Multiple places. Sorry. Places. This says places.

[C]

So that's not a city. That could be like a strip mall.

[B]

The phrase red tape comes from the early 1500s, when the Holy Roman Empire would use red tape to seal its most important political documents and decisions.

[D]

Well, no wonder it's got multiple. One of them is near Gila Bend. Yeah, like, it's a wide spot in the road.

[C]

It's the dumpy part of Gila Bend.

[D]

Not even the dumpy part. It's like a turn off.

[C]

That's the Gila Bend. Midway.

[D]

One of those places where, like, if. If we were in the mountains where you chain up like a road. Like, you pull off to the side of the road and then you get back on the road.

[C]

Oh, train up for what I said.

[D]

If we were in the mountains.

[C]

Like, you feel like you're snowing, you're putting chains on a heel event. You're just being a dick to the guy behind you. You're tearing up the roads. Hey, everybody, it's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And you hear me all the time talking about my friends at Lost Our home pet rescue. We do the pick of the litter, and it's brought to you by our at Turf Monsters, AZ.com Every week I head over to Lost Our Home Pet rescue, and I meet a brand new, beautiful animal that needs a home. The work they do at Lost Our home is Unbelievable. Not just your average pet shelter, that is for sure. They help people in a lot of situations. Look them up online. Lost our home.org and check out everything we [e-mail] in the pick of the litter section.

[E]

All right, HMS podcast time again. I'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Downtown at Stand Up Live, you've got Moshe Kasher and the pride of Jack, Jacksonville, Florida. Lil Duvall performing Desert Ridge up north features the very funny Hans Kim. And Eastside at the Tempe Improv has two entertaining comedians with Alvin Kawhi and Basim Youssef. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[B]

We got a Florida man named Peter Riera. He opened fire on three people outside a bar after closing time last week. Sounds like all of them had been drinking. And an argument broke out outside of the bar at the end of the night because Peter raises chickens. And the group apparently was arguing about how many eggs chickens can lay in.

[C]

A lifetime or at once, as you do. I got an easy answer for that.

[B]

Peter freaked out. One. Because he raised chickens.

[C]

It can only lay one at a time. Yeah. Or yeah, if you want to just end the argument, just go, guys. 1.

[B]

Oh, he ended the argument.

[C]

Oh, he did.

[B]

Fired a couple of times. Three victims ran off. No one was shot. One of the victims ran into the road to get away.

[C]

But did he cross the road in this chicken argument? How ironic.

[B]

And he made it. Come on. Come on.

[C]

Why did that man cross the road? The chicken argument got out of hand. That's why was gunplay during the chicken argument. How many eggs can they lay? You better have an answer for this. God damn it.

[B]

No answer.

[C]

Why would you tell the story? I gotta Google.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And I don't know in the context for the. In the life.

[C]

We just find out. That's what. That's how those stories work. You go, bam, bam, bam. In one sitting. I think they lay one leg or one egg at a time. So it would probably be. Well, I mean, that's the thing. How many can they lay? 1. But they might get four or five out in a bundle in a litter. What do they call that when a chicken legs a bunch of eggs?

[D]

Not a litter.

[C]

A litter of eggs.

[D]

I think a chicken can lay on average one egg per day. You were right.

[C]

Bingo.

[D]

As it takes about 24 to 26 hours. For a hen to form an egg and then delay it. Why it's hard for a hen to lay more than one egg in a single day. Some factors like age, breed, diet, environment can affect this rate.

[C]

Is it has anything to do with the chicken's size. It just comes tumbling out.

[B]

How long do they have them laying one egg a day on those farms? Do they experience prolapsing or anything?

[C]

Yeah, I think that they're like. What he's saying is eventually that's putting.

[B]

Out that many eggs.

[C]

Chicken vagina, like Brady's saying, is very much like a change purse. Eventually the elastic's gonna wear. It's like an old sock.

[D]

Stands to reason. I gotta say it does.

[C]

If you push a bunch of eggs out of my anus, it's gonna get easier and easier every day.

[D]

And we see those videos. Yep.

[B]

Because while there isn't in the wild, they wouldn't lay as many eggs or life is not that long. There'd be more of a, you know, predator.

[C]

Speaking of eggs, there's predatory as many.

[D]

Eggs as they could until they were eaten.

[B]

Yeah, they have more predators.

[C]

So there's some commercial arms.

[B]

Prolong it.

[C]

Yeah, there's some commercial that's running here that says, call us now and win, like 12 trips. If you can just name a mammal that lays eggs that isn't a bird or an animal that lays eggs that isn't a bird. And I just called and I said, platypus. She goes, you've won a four day trip to Cancun and another few days over here in this. And I'm like, this is pretty great. But we had. I did it during the raiders on the way. No, it was our commercial. So I checked it out.

[A]

Two trips.

[C]

One, two trips. I don't know what they make you do. I had to start going through a lot of questions, so I hung up on her. Oh, and they've been calling me a lot. But you heard it. Yeah, she just kept throwing trips at me for saying platypus tight on time. Brady heard me go, platypus. And then she goes, you've just won a trip to Cancun. And I'm like, it shouldn't be this easy, but here we go. And because you're an exclusive listener to the radio station you heard this on, I'm like, oh, you're doing this in a lot of places. But I'm telling you, I don't know what the rest of it is, but if that commercial runs again today, by all means call it. They just hand you trips, you got to figure out airfare. But two trips.

[D]

While there is no single answer for the number of eggs a chicken can lay in a lifetime, as it depends heavily on breed, diet and care, it is likely in the hundreds. A good rule of thumb is that a hen will lay about 600 eggs in her lifetime, with production peaking in the first year or two and declining each year after. For example, commercial hens may lay at a rate of 250 to 300 eggs per year and are often retired from laying after two years.

[C]

So just like a human, become useless as they age. You retire. Okay. They get less and less useful for eggs as they age.

[D]

Brady's right. While backyard hens, if you like to care for them in your backyard with good care, may lay consistently for three to four years or longer living up to ten years.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Wonder what a ten year egg tastes like. Oh, jeez.

[C]

You're the only one wondering that.

[D]

I'm isolating that. There was no interruption on that.

[C]

No, it's the first thing you thought. I want to eat that old lady's eggs.

[B]

Like scotch.

[C]

I got a chicken in my room. I want to eat that chicken's egg. In the rap community, a chicken is a woman a chicken parm or a chicken. Thanks to Dave, you just said something gross. I want to eat that 10 year old chicken. A lot of, a lot of urban people are like that dude. Like babies for that. This dude, this dude. Like kids.

[D]

I ate ribs with that dude.

[C]

That dude now had ribs. He them 10 year old eggs. It's not a 10 year old egg. Right? It's a 10 year old chicken laying.

[A]

In it produced by 8.

[B]

No, no, don't say quality of the egg at 10 years old.

[C]

Sure. That the egg that detect it's like. I bet you it's our word. Just like when a woman has a baby in her 50s, it comes up boo. Probably a chicken who's 10 gives birth.

[B]

To a 3:3 yolk egg.

[C]

It's like square or something just screwed up.

[D]

Gemini asked, is an egg from a 10 year old hen still good?

[C]

No.

[D]

Yes. An egg from a 10 year old hen is still good. But it depends on how you determine quote unquote good. It's edible and the freshness of the specific egg. While a 10 year old hen will lay far fewer eggs than a younger one, the eggs she does lay are still edible, though they may have thinner shells and other characteristics. Gray yolks suitable for hatching. Gray yolk.

[C]

Gray yolks a good band name, especially if it's A girl band, and they're all in their late 40s. We are gray yolk.

[B]

Honda has issued a recall of about 406,000 Civic cars from 2016 through 2021 models. The model years. The problem is the rim lug nuts are faulty. So you might lose a wheel.

[C]

Yeah. You don't want to do that.

[B]

And so they're recalling them, and they haven't had any accidents. No one died from any of this.

[C]

All of the lug nuts are bad.

[B]

One main lug nut that loosens up causes the wheel to potentially fall off wobbly. You should notice it's 2016 through 2021. Just contact your Honda dealership and they'll.

[C]

Take 2016 to 2021. So for the last 10 years, basically, there's been people tooling around with, like, a lug nut that's about ready to explode.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Saw a wheel on the side of.

[C]

The road the other day. Still don't know how it happens.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Made me wonder.

[C]

Socks, shoes and wheels. I don't get it. How does. How do you keep going? Why is there no car attached to that vision? If I see a sock in the road, I have to. I have so many questions. How did that happen?

[D]

The one shoe?

[C]

One shoe is. Yeah. How did that happen? I want to explain it, but we've.

[D]

Become just so accustomed to seeing mattresses. But everything else is mattress makes sense.

[B]

To me because it'll fly off because.

[D]

The wind will take it.

[C]

You tie it to the top of a car.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You could have one of your bins maybe moving and you got shoes in and it kind of opens up and one drops out. Sure.

[C]

But that happens too often. You see a lot of, like, there's not a lot of shoe bins floating around where. Singular shoes just shoot out of them.

[B]

Or you just, you know, it's an Italian deal where they're getting rid of the shoes one at a time further down the road. They have to take you. Yeah. They ask you to take your shoes off before they.

[C]

The Japanese do that.

[B]

And the Italians, they do.

[C]

You've been to an Italian house movies.

[B]

Because it. It's a humiliation to die your shoes off. Oh.

[C]

Before they kill you. Oh, I thought you said when you went into their homes.

[B]

No.

[C]

Oh, that's different. The Japanese make you take your shoes off before you go inside because you're filthy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I've never seen they take your shoes off.

[B]

A random poll online asked people, can you swallow a pill dry with nothing to wash it down?

[C]

I always do.

[B]

Two thousand people weighed in on it. Five percent said, yes, I prefer it that way.

[C]

That's what I do.

[D]

Capsules. You can't.

[B]

Which they put in proxy psychos. 27% said, yeah, I can. No problem. 40% said, sure, if I absolutely have to. 72. That makes it 72% overall said, yeah, I could probably do it. 13%, no, I physically can't do it. Another 13% said, I psychologically can't do it.

[D]

Norman did it. Nitroglycerin. Put it under your tongue.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that dissolves. That was in Golden Pond reference. Solid on Golden Pond reference.

[B]

I wasn't sure at first, and then.

[C]

I realized, yeah, it's just they're tiny. You swallow much?

[B]

Norman, he was talking about, oh, yeah.

[C]

You swallow much bigger chunks of food than you do a pill.

[D]

But usually there's some saliva mixed in with.

[C]

Well, you guys, you got saliva in your mouth. If you don't. If you're taking pills to not to have saliva again, then, yeah, you're probably gonna need some water. You're probably also dead.

[B]

The size of the pill, too.

[C]

Yeah, I can drop.

[B]

The gels are a lot easier than the doesn't powder ones.

[C]

Any pill I've ever had in my mouth is bigger than a piece of food I've swallowed.

[B]

Yeah, but food sometimes goes down easier. And throat.

[C]

I think it's. I think it's all your.

[B]

It's mind over, man.

[C]

Yeah, I think a lot of it's just like, swallow it.

[B]

A writer from the BBC did a big article on different foods and how they affect your bo. Basically said a little bit of meat in your diet and a lot of fruits and veggies can help you smell better. But not all fruits and veggies help. For example, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussels sprouts are all great for you.

[D]

Makes your pee.

[B]

But don't make it smell great.

[C]

Right.

[D]

And your body and your BO stink.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com hey.

[B]

It'S Larry McFeely here with my friend Wayne from AMCO. And Wayne, if my car has an extended warranty, do I have to take it back to the dealer for service?

[A]

No, Larry, if you have an extended service contract, you can use it at any amco.

[B]

It's nice to have other options.

[C]

I'll say Amco has dealership quality rental cars. No hassles and faster service.

[B]

Amco does more than just transmissions, right?

[C]

Right.

[A]

If you need car repairs or hear.

[C]

Feel, see, smell, or even think you.

[A]

Have a car issue, call Amco first.

[B]

Just Google Amco for your nearest location. That's Amco Double A MCO transmissions and.

[A]

A whole lot more.

[C]

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[B]

But the surprising one. It does help for men, especially the armpits. Garlic. Studies have shown that eating lots of garlic can make men's armpits smell more attractive to women.

[C]

More attractive?

[B]

Yeah. They had dozens of women rate the smell of different men's pits. And the ones who had a ton of garlic in their diet smelled the sexiest.

[C]

Interesting.

[B]

The lead researcher isn't sure why overloading on garlic makes you smell sexy. Their best guess is women might be picking up on the antioxidants and other things that make healthier healthier overall.

[C]

I think it's a trick against guys that can't get laid to make all of normal guys eat garlic and wash away the women.

[B]

And if you hate garlic, they found that garlic supplements also did the trick.

[C]

Okay. I was blessed with Alvar Holmberg's ability to stink sweat. Make it sweet. I don't have his. My grandpa's sweat.

[D]

Is that confirmed or is that you just.

[C]

No, I. I test it. My grandpa's sweat was absolutely candy. He would work all day in that farm and come back and smell good. It was a nice odor. And luckily. And there are times when I bo up and it's gross, but a lot of times when I just got a nice sweat going. I have the Alvar Holmberg curse of kind of a sweet smelling sweat. It's nice. I'll rub it on you next time.

[B]

Taking out all the type of hay, like alfalfa hay or something. Working on the land.

[C]

I don't think so. He wasn't a land farmer so much as he was a.

[B]

Like more livestock.

[C]

Yeah. Did a lot of milking and feed up a lot of chicks. Always rubber banding up some nut sacks. Brady's referring to the time my grandfather decided to do castration of his sheep herd himself. And he got that rubber band thing and he put it across their dicks too.

[B]

This was later. Later in life.

[C]

No, he only lived to be 76. This was. No, look.

[B]

That's a pretty good run.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. But he was. Last seven or eight years, he didn't have any sheep. This was before I was alive.

[B]

Okay. I thought it was like at the tail end.

[C]

No, it was the Homeberg Horror Farm. A lot of things happened on that thing that weren't good. That was one of them. He sheeped up. Seven or eight of them got their testicles and his. Their penises in that rubber band. And four or five days later he couldn't figure out how come all the sheep were sick. And then the next day they were all laying out there dead like some sort of cult ritual. And what did he do? He went out and grabbed his 8 millimeter camera and then sends it to us. Merry Christmas. This happened the birth of my sister's. We had a horse named Manada and April Star, we had already named her. She was ready to come out and my grandpa saw that Manata was about to give birth and gets that 8 millimeter camera out there and starts to film in the stillborn colt. And just Christmas Day. And then at the end it cuts to he and my grandma waving in front of the house with a sign that said Merry Christmas. Because there was no sound on those cameras. They just held up a sign said Merry Christmas. The first eight or nine minutes of that video is a dead horse birth. They were farm people. See, they didn't have normalcy. My dad be like oh, my dad sent a video for Christmas. Let's they hook up that giant stupid projector. There's grandpa just like eh. Horses giving birth. Eight minutes of just two kids losing their lives. This is the saddest thing I've ever Blood after birth. He filmed the whole thing. Then Alvar and Izzy on the porch. Merry Christ Christmas. Is it dead? Huh?

[B]

Oh, he sent the head to you on a stick for a riding horse.

[C]

We already knew it was dead. I mean the video didn't get there for like a month. But we knew it was dead. But we didn't know we were gonna send a video of the birth.

[B]

Jello is celebrating its 125th anniversary with three new limited edition Thanksgiving molds. They're calling them no thanks molds. Oreo liver shaped like three of the most divisive Thanksgiving foods.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce.

[D]

What is it shaped like?

[C]

Pie?

[B]

Isn't the molds. It looks like a bowl of brussels sprouts. Kind of. It's green.

[C]

It's just green little jellies.

[B]

Yeah. And the. There's a picture of them but you can buy them the molds for five bucks.

[C]

No, that's dumb Break is the word by the way, for 8 o'. Clock. For those of you curious.

[B]

And I forgot veterans. If you have any questions on freebies today, there's a lot of them.

[C]

Tons.

[B]

Yeah, go to Az family. They have a list.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

If not, you can ask me. I'll give you this.

[C]

Well, we're looking right at you.

[B]

Well, I'm not gonna lit. I mean, there's like 25.

[C]

Which ones that stand out?

[B]

A couple.

[C]

Ask me. How would they do that? Through my emails. Yeah, it's asking me. Then I got to do double work.

[B]

Yeah, I can go to just get them out there. Be bogan at 98.

[C]

You're not answering that.

[B]

Sport clip. Shake Shack.

[C]

That's a good one. Not together though.

[B]

No, there's no hair in the burger.

[C]

That's disgusting. Get your haircut and a burger.

[B]

Salad and go.

[C]

You said that like somebody.

[B]

I go there probably once a week.

[C]

I know you like it.

[B]

Now you have to Red Robin does their double tap burger or big Tavern burger. That's what it is.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Oh, wait a minute. Just this just in. You get into the zoo, the Wildlife World Zoo today as a veteran for free.

[C]

You get in there for free?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And chuck pumpkins at hippos. Thanks, Christy.

[B]

The other. If you go to Barbecue island in four locations, it's a buy one, get one free on all rubs and sauces for just veterans. Yes.

[C]

Oh, so I gotta scam that system. I gotta put that uniform back on and get a little.

[D]

Gotta show that picture.

[C]

Yeah, I do have that photo. We'll put that back up. It's pretty amazing. I don't know where we found that, but some dude who looks just like me that served in Vietnam. It is the strangest thing you've ever seen. At least if you're me, I guess it's my doppelganger. And he served. And it would be like if I served in the marines. I sent it to my dad and he didn't know. He thought it was me. Poor bastard. Yeah. The word is break. That is today's word for the glorious taking of the air promotion. So get on that. You have any videos?

[B]

Yeah, I have two.

[C]

Go get them.

[B]

Quick brain reviews. I don't know why it does this.

[C]

It's a street fight.

[B]

Yep. First one's a street fight.

[C]

All right. Two bros. Yeah, a couple of. Couple of juiced up Italian bros. Yeah. But looking like they're ready to go. Oh, he's got a karate stance. There's going to be a kick coming. He wants a front kick. Oh, a haymaker with the right hand goes over the head of the ducking fighter. And he missed.

[B]

And now his gotta come back with another haymaker.

[C]

He's gonna throw Another two.

[B]

And the other guy twists him around. And look at him.

[C]

Oh, yeah, two haymakers at the same time. One landed, one didn't, and he closed the door.

[B]

Twisted around after he hit by the opposite way.

[C]

Two terrible fighters.

[B]

I wasn't sure. And then it almost looks. AI well, watch the head.

[C]

AI would fight better than the head.

[B]

The punch takes that way and then it swings.

[C]

See, this is why I always say go to tactical black and learn how to punch. These two badasses have no idea how to punch a real fighter, a real guy. Unfortunately, and I'm not saying this because of being a bad. It's not that. But anyone with fight training, these dudes get killed dicking around. So if you're fighting a guy thinking he you've got skills and you're throwing punches like that, somebody's going to kill you. It almost happened.

[B]

You know, I'm gonna have to say he warmed up a little bit because he's very limber.

[C]

Oh, yeah. No, because he's not feeling anything. His body is loose.

[B]

I've never seen this trick play before in football.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

He'S gonna have to resettle.

[C]

Wait a second. So.

[B]

So they're in. They're punting the ball.

[C]

It's a punt.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

All right. Hey, look at this crazy play. Here's the punt. Underhand throws it forward. I didn't think you were allowed to do that for a touchdown. Forward lateral. That is wild. I think you're allowed to underhand pitch a ball.

[D]

Why not? I do it all the time.

[C]

It's a forward lateral. You can do it as long as your hands go up. Or if it's sidearm, your hand can't be under the ball.

[D]

I don't know if that's. That's.

[C]

It used to be a forward lateral.

[B]

Well, it's. No matter how you're passing the ball, it's a forward pass, which is a lot.

[C]

But a lateral and a pass are two.

[D]

And Allen do that all the time.

[C]

Yeah, but do they do hand under pitches forward? I know you can do it from your chest like a shovel pass. I don't know about the reason why. The reason why a shovel pass has to be done a certain way is because your hand can't go under. It's forward lateral. You can hand it off in front of you. You can't underhand pitch it forward any which way. Just it's not as long as your arms outside. Be like a sidearm under. But if you do a pitch forward, it used to be, I don't know they changed the rule. It used to be forward lateral. You weren't allowed to do that. So quarterbacks don't.

[D]

Yes, it is legal to underhand pass in football as long as the passer is behind the line of scrimmage and the pass is thrown forward. This type of pass, often called a shovel pass, is treated the same as an overhand pass and is legal whether it is one handed or two handed.

[C]

It's still with the hand under though, because that's why a shovel pass has to be done hand above.

[D]

Nope, underhand. Either way, legal criteria. The pass is only legal as passers behind the line of scrimmage when the ball is released.

[C]

Then what's a forward lateral? Because you would only do that behind the line of scrimmage. Forward lateral over the line.

[B]

You have to. In order to lateral it back.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

You have to be. Yeah, you have to be in back of the person, but you're behind the.

[C]

Line of scrimmage ahead of it. I guess you still can't do that behind the line of screen.

[D]

Forward lateral is a misnomer because a lateral is defined as a backwards pass. So there is no forward lateral is impossible. Legal in football. I pass that moves forward is a forward pass by definition and is subject to penalties if it is the second forward pass on a play or is thrown beyond the line.

[C]

Is just making sure. Didn't know punters could underhand a ball 40 yards.

[B]

Pretty cool play.

[C]

Could be. It's kind of stupid actually.

[B]

Get it one.

[C]

Anytime you get a punter throwing the ball, no matter how he throws it, Terrible idea, Your team's in trouble and your coach is out of ideas. There you go. It's break. That is the word for eight o'. Clock. Hop on that. We're gonna have our letters to the veterans coming up in just moments from the kids of Zahara School. And see how the teachers are doing now that we've given them a raise. See if these kids letters got any better. It's 98 KPD. There goes your Brady report. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this. It's John Holberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time to talk about FanDuel. It's NBA tip off week and FanDuel is your home for live betting. FanDuel is giving new customers $300 in bonus bets if your first $5 bet wins. So just visit FanDuel.com KUPD to sign up today and play your game with FanDuel. Official sports betting partner of the NBA 21 plus in present in Arizona. First online real money wager only $5. First deposit required. Bonus issued is non withdrawable bonus bets, which expires seven days after receipt. Restrictions apply. See [e-mail] gambling problem call 1-800-next-step or text NextStep to 53342.

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