11-13-25 - BR - THU - World Kindness Day Leads To Discussion Of Trump's Presidential Hall Pics - Man's Dog Shoots Him Leading To John Revealing His Dad Built A Cabin In Their House

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: 11-13-25 - BR - THU
Date: November 13, 2025

Main Theme / Purpose

In this lively episode, the crew dives into a blend of topical absurdity, personal anecdotes, and their signature irreverent humor. World Kindness Day sets the tone for opening discussions before the hosts veer into a conversation about Donald Trump’s self-designed Presidential Hall of Fame, viral oddities like a dog shooting its owner, and memorable tales from host John Holmberg’s childhood—including his dad's infamous in-house cabin.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. World Kindness Day: Attempts at Positivity and Predictable Cynicism

[02:53]

• Brady announces World Kindness Day, suggesting small acts like complimenting people or picking up litter.
• Holmberg immediately lampoons the idea:

  "Unless you're a fornicating whore. No kindness. Single mother whore fornicating." – John [02:56]

• The group mocks viral kindness advice, especially positivity on social media.

  "You try to say something nice and people are like, you Biden loving commie." – John [04:10]

• They joke that saying anything positive online is just asking for a flame war.

2. Trump’s Presidential Hall of Fame

[04:52]

• Discussion turns to a TV segment where Donald Trump tours a new “Presidential Hall of Walk of Fame” he designed.
• The hosts mock the egotism and branding:

  “Presidential Walk of Fame, which is the silliest name ever. It should just be presidents.” – John [05:04]

• Trump claims all the good ideas are his and highlights that he included every president's photo—except President Biden, who gets only an “auto pen”—a jab at Biden.

  “He did all of that just to mouth Biden. And I found it to be hysterical. He’s such a dick.” – John [06:36]

3. Bizarre News and Fun Facts

[06:38 onwards]

• Record-Breaking Train [06:38]
  • 4.6 miles long, 682 cars, set in Australia.
• A Christmas Story’s Origin in Playboy [07:16]
  • Surprising trivia and its Indiana roots; John shares local connections.
• Baywatch's Legally Blind Creator [08:43]
  • “He didn’t even be able to see. Yeah, you didn’t have to see to do that.” – John [08:52]
• Unique NFL Scores [09:13]
  • “36, 29 has never been a score.” – John [09:37]
• People and Name Pronunciation [10:18]
  • Crew debates their own competence in pronunciation, with light teasing about Brady’s struggles.

4. Oddball Crime and Viral Stories

• Florida Woman’s Pizza Chase [11:47]
  • 21-year-old caught driving 107mph, racing to Little Caesars.
• Teen Destroys a Golf Course [12:54]
  • 17-year-old faces $160k in damages for doing donuts on the green.

    “You screw up a golf hole, that’s at least 100 grand each.” – John [14:14]

5. Dog Shoots Owner – Gun Safety Gone Wrong

[16:07]

• A policeman is accidentally shot in the back by his dog, who jumps onto the bed and discharges a loaded shotgun.

  “It’s embarrassing to get shot by your dog. More embarrassing: cleaning a loaded gun.” – John [16:36]

• John reminisces about how his father wouldn’t let him in the room during gun cleaning, possibly to “hoard” the smell of the solvent.

6. John’s Dad’s Bizarre Cabin-in-a-House

[17:08–20:38, continued later]

• John details his father’s eccentric hobby: building a literal wooden cabin inside their modern home.

  “We had a nice house… in this room in the back, he built a cabin. It was the most hillbilly thing you’ve ever seen.” – John [17:15]

• The “cabin” had wood paneling, a duck wallpaper border, antlers, a fridge, gun safes, and a TV with no cable.
• No family photos allowed—just pure “visual escape.”
• John and the gang riff on how out-of-place and “creepy” it was.
• Brady relates building a gun rack in shop class for his dad.
• The tale returns several times throughout the show, culminating in speculation about its impact on real estate value.

  “That would have been like 10 or 15 grand to change that thing out.” – John [26:14]

• The cabin was so distinctive, a cohost once toured the house and recognized it.

7. Viral Videos & Ridiculous Moments

• High School Football Hit [21:23]
  • Epic helmet-knocking hit: “Did he hang onto the ball? Because his helmet flew 10 yards.” – John [21:35]
• Arizona Road Rage Crash [22:03]
  • A woman, caught up in road rage, runs a red and flips her car. “Calm yourselves down.” – John [23:13]
• MotoGP Crash [23:14]
• Bulldog Fart Video [24:01]
  • John calls out staged “powder fart”:

    “Have you ever seen a dog blow ass and fecal mist? No, there's no such thing. And it wouldn’t be white. That’s like Elvis’s poop.” – John [24:41]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Social Media Kindness:

  “You try to say something nice and people are like, you Biden loving commie.” – John [04:10]

• On Trump’s Hall of Fame:

  “He did all of that just to mouth Biden. And I found it to be hysterical. He’s such a dick.” – John [06:36]

• On Gun Cleaning:

  “It’s embarrassing to get shot by your dog. More embarrassing: cleaning a loaded gun.” – John [16:36]

• On the Family Cabin:

  “You go in our house, you’d be like, this is a nice place... walk by that room and it was like... dun, dun, dun…It was a dungeon.” – John [17:16]

• On Eccentricity/Man Caves:

  “It was creepier than a man cave. It was a portal. He thought he was somewhere else. It was his, ‘I’ve done well for myself, I’m gonna build a cabin.’” – John [19:15]

• On the Dog Fart Video:

  “Have you ever seen a dog blow ass and fecal mist? No, there’s no such thing. And it wouldn’t be white.” – John [24:41]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:53] – World Kindness Day discussion starts (and immediately derails)
• [04:52] – Trump’s “Presidential Walk of Fame”
• [06:38] – Trivia & quirky facts segment (Australia train, Christmas Story, Baywatch)
• [11:47] – Viral bizarre news: Florida pizza chase, golf course vandalism
• [16:07] – Dog shooting story and segue into John’s dad’s cabin
• [17:08] – Deep dive into the in-house cabin
• [21:23] – Viral videos: football hit, road rage accidents, MotoGP crash, staged dog fart
• [26:06] – Recap and continued discussion on selling the cabin house

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Tone & Style

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness delivers a chaotic mix of sharp sarcasm, playful ribbing, and self-aware ridiculousness. The crew's banter is grounded in Gen-X irreverence, gleefully skewering anything earnest or ordinary, relishing the oddities in daily life, and mining their own pasts for comic gold.

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In short:
This episode is an energetic tour through the weird, wonderful, and wholly inappropriate—anchored by a uniquely Arizona sensibility and an unfiltered approach to commentary. If you missed it, you missed a window into both the collective psyche of the crew and a trove of strange news and even stranger personal history.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[D]

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[C]

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[D]

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[C]

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[E]

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[A]

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[B]

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[E]

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[F]

Good at the melody part.

[E]

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[A]

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[E]

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[G]

Brady Report it Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[E]

Hi.

[G]

Happy national or Happy world Kindness Day.

[E]

Okay. Unless you're a fornicating whore. No kindness Single mother whore fornicating.

[G]

And it's National Hug a musician day. Maybe that'll help. The fornicating whore.

[E]

When you start hugging, she's going to want to fornicate.

[G]

It's just a hug. It's just a hug.

[F]

But the musician is a hug is.

[E]

A gateway to fornication.

[G]

The the first game, especially to a musician too.

[E]

That's musicians don't hug with the intention of stopping there. Unless you're ugly. Then you get what's called, what's called.

[G]

A hugly Happy World Kindness day. Compliment the next three people you talk to. Write a heartfelt, heartfelt note to your kid's teacher. No. Say good morning to a random person next to you on the elevator. No pick up litter.

[E]

Depends on where I normally pull over on the side of the freeway. But if I see something laying in the hallway, I'll pick it up, say.

[G]

Something positive on social media. Never been has that ever happened ever.

[E]

In the history of social media.

[G]

You get lit up for doing that.

[E]

Yeah. Usually you try to say something nice and people are like, you Biden loving commie. Something like, Jesus, what just happened? That's why I always say that. No fats in America. Nobody gets mad. And if they do, I don't care no more Fats Brady. You come over here from your Colombia or your Venezuela or your Portugal and you roll over in Your big fat nation. And you come over and try to act like you're gonna eat all our food. Take a button. They're not happening. Not under my watch. Not now. I watched him do an interview with some lady from Fox and she walked him through his. His creation. He's. She showed. He showed her the. The design. No, no, no. It was just the land where they're going to do the ballroom.

[G]

Oh, that's what I mean.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

And then. So then he turns and it's right there. He's put in the Presidential hall of Walk of Fame, which I think is the silliest name ever. It should just be presidents.

[F]

This the one with the pictures.

[E]

All the pictures. And then Biden is the auto pen. But that part doesn't matter so much as him going, it' Walk of Fame. Like it. You weren't inducted into the any. You were the President. So it should just be United States President.

[G]

Didn't say no. Not everyone qualified.

[E]

No. They're all on there. Look at all these serious faces. And then. So the lady asking him says, she goes, whose idea was this? Mine. Immediately mine. She goes, it's a great idea. And he goes, all the good ones are mine. All the good ideas are mine. A lot of people. Who builds buildings better than me? No one. No one at all. I'm the best at it. But yeah, he did this thing. And then. And then the sign says Presidential Walk of Fame, which is the Presidential Walk. Some of them sucked. They're not all famous. And then he goes, that's real brass. Like, not a lot of people could have got that done. I think a lot of people could have got that thing. It's brass and it's gorgeous. And look at that. That's beautiful work. And it did look nice.

[G]

Surprise. He didn't say if it was my choice, it would be gold, because I love gold.

[E]

But the whole. It was his choice. The whole point of it was to put all the President's pictures up and then just Biden right in the face. And there's President, worst president ever. Made him a pen. It didn't even put here. And she goes, do you think you're going to change that? Never. Will the next president change it? You know, I don't know. Maybe, but I don't know. It was a terrible president. Everybody else got a picture but Biden, which means he did all of that just to mouth Biden. And I found it to be hysterical. He's such a dick.

[G]

Couple of basis fun facts. The longest train ever was 4.6 miles long consisted of 682 or cars pushed by 8 powerful diesel electric locomotives. And it was assembled in Australia and it traveled 171 miles. All happened in 2001.

[F]

It was a one time trip or.

[G]

Yeah, it sounds like. And then the train also had 5,648 wheels.

[E]

Man. Just to push ore up the coast. That's pretty cool.

[G]

I didn't know this. The movie A Christmas Story is based on some short stories that were originally published in Playboy.

[E]

Yeah. And it's. The weird thing about that is it's all free.

[F]

You knew that.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Because. Well, here's why. It's originally based in Cedar Lake, Indiana. So where's that? It's where I'm from.

[G]

Lowell.

[E]

Cedar Lake. That little dumb region up in northwest Indiana. Those. His stories are Cedar Lake. He lived in Cedar Lake. This guy. Which is a really tiny place. And then they moved it. You know. Cleveland street then became Ohio.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

To make it easier for people in the movie. But if you watch the sequel which a lot of people don't know about. It's Charles Grodin, Mary Steenburgeon play the mother and father. I don't think the same Ralphie or Randy are in it either. But it's a summertime thing and they kind of allude to being in Cedar Lake which is the only reason we knew about us because he'd written all these stories and they got into Playboy and everybody was flipping out. Some dude from Cedar Lake was actually going to get famous and didn't they.

[G]

Was the house outside of Cleveland. Whatever. Soldiers like two years.

[E]

The real house they used was in Cleveland.

[G]

Yeah. And the guy built a museum.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

He.

[E]

He basically lived with a bupkis.

[G]

Like four buildings or something like that.

[E]

Well he had the bupkuses and then across the street he built a little thing like a Christmas Story thing. You can tour the house. But I think he bought the house next door where the bupkis hounds were. And he lived there and worked at the. It's really not that great a museum I would imagine. Just watch the movie.

[G]

One of the creators of Baywatch was legally blind. Even though 90% of his vision was gone. He wound up directing 40 episodes.

[E]

He didn't even be able to see. Yeah. You didn't have to see to do that. You know. That's also Sherwood Schwartz's relatives.

[G]

That's why I was wondering. Yeah.

[E]

Sherwood Schwartz's son developed Bay Rod Baywatch and his brother directed episodes. These are things that I know no one else knows because my Brain only functions on useless crap. Yeah, that's just stupid.

[G]

There have been 1094 different final score combinations in NFL history. The most recent addition was just this past Sunday because of the safety. Houston Texans came back from behind to beat The Jacksonville Jaguars 36 to 29.

[F]

That had never been done before.

[G]

Never been done.

[E]

36, 29 has never been a score.

[G]

Yeah. The most common final score.

[F]

Like 27.

[G]

It's happened. It's happened 298 times in NFL history.

[E]

23, 20.

[F]

Close 2017.

[G]

2017.

[E]

Oh. 20 to 17. Oh, it was three off. I'd have fandueled that. I would have won.

[G]

Yeah. The most recent 2017 was back in September 14th.

[F]

I thought maybe yours, your game because it was 5, 3, 4. I know it didn't end that way, but I was thinking five, three, it.

[E]

Was 25 to 10.

[F]

But when it was five, three, I'm like, if this goes.

[E]

Oh, five, three.

[F]

Yeah, that would have been. I mean maybe.

[G]

We have a poll that asked people, do you think that you're above or below average at pronouncing other people's names correctly? 30% of the people said they're above average. 55% said they're about average. 7% admit that they're below average.

[E]

Where would you put yourself?

[G]

Average.

[E]

You think you're average Depending on the region.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah. If it's just us names you don't hang out in, in where you are.

[F]

But now there's Foreman names he nails all day long.

[E]

John, Jeff, Carl.

[G]

Sometimes they do unusual spellings.

[E]

Yeah. I mean if you're going to write them down, you're going to have some trouble but for the most part pronouncing them. If you lived in a more diverse area, you'd probably struggle. I put you below average.

[G]

There'd be a lot of nicknames.

[E]

A lot of that. Like even Jaguar's tough for you.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

You always say them with a.

[E]

With a. Yeah. You try to do the effect so you don't screw it up. Jaguar.

[G]

Well, after hearing David Attenborough pronounced.

[E]

Oh, he's great.

[G]

Kind of addicting.

[E]

He's good. Jaguar.

[F]

No, you just love Union.

[E]

I like it because it's.

[F]

You did this story on Jekyll and Hyde and yeah, Jekyll, every day since Everest.

[G]

This 21 year old Florida woman, Yasmin Arazo, was caught super speeding 107 miles per hour last Thursday in a 55 mile an hour zone. She was pulled over at 11:52am when the officer asked her why she was driving so fast. She said she was desperately trying to get to Little Caesars before they closed at midnight.

[E]

Oh, she don't want their food. You don't want to get there right as they're closing and ask them to make you food. They're going to spit in that.

[F]

Plus Little Caesars. You got the pizza that was made an hour and a half ago.

[E]

I'll take that before I'll make them. Don't make me a new one. Don't go in there. And Brady, special order of pie at midnight. You're getting semen and spit and boogers. Can't imagine how much.

[F]

Hopefully she was doing the hot and ready, not the pre order.

[E]

Not bad. Not bad for midnight.

[G]

Almost qualified for that.

[F]

She gave you measles.

[G]

Instagram site caged.

[F]

She's measles.

[E]

I'm just give the word against payout. It's the 8 o' clock word. Somebody just asked me.

[G]

This 17 year old Florida teen is in trouble. Told the cops the reason why he vandalized this golf course. He was bored, got in his pickup truck, decided to do donuts on one of the greens. The second green at this the Club at Venetian Bay Golf course. His parents are now looking at a hundred and sixty thousand dollars in damage just for doing donuts on the grain.

[E]

Yeah, well if you see what the Biltmore. Oh man, he screwed them up. So these are good donuts. This isn't like just little digs.

[G]

Here's the thing. They got him.

[E]

But look rising even back in the hills and away from it. There's donuts as far as you can see in this picture all over that golf course.

[G]

Oh, so he had a friend filming it and they don't have. He's not rat. And the friend, they're. Oh, they're trying to figure out who filmed it.

[E]

This is bad. Each hole on a golf course in the winter here is probably about 100 grand each. Each hole, the Biltmore golf course, what they just did when I drive by it on Lincoln.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

The green is. It's immaculate. Yeah, it's beautiful and it takes a ton of money. You ever try to do winter lawn in your house? The small patch of grass you've got is a few hundred bucks.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Now do it to an entire hole of like a 500 yard golf hole and then maintain it. You screw up a golf hole, that's at least 100 grand each.

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[E]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness how many times you seen?

[G]

I mean, a couple times. You see the. Even the mowing. Oh, the blade was down too low.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Or there's an oil leak on the track.

[E]

You can mess something up. Oh, yeah, Golf courses. The money in golf course maintenance is insane. That's why it costs $500 to play the good ones.

[G]

There's this guy that's policeman in Berks County, Pennsylvania, and he had to call 911 because he was shot cleaning the shotgun. Oh, ouch. He's cleaning the shotgun on his bed. Lays the bed, lays the shotgun down on the bed. Dog jumps up, fires the shotgun. I was shot by my dog. Yeah, in the lower back. Went to the hospital. He's okay, but a little embarrassing.

[E]

It's embarrassing to get shot by your dog. Hell at all. More embarrassing cleaning a loaded gun. You're really diligent about cleaning it, but you should know how to get one. If you cleaned it out one of.

[G]

The chambers you put one in. Just because he always has it loaded.

[E]

Unless he was done cleaning it and then he loaded it back up and popped it down. And then I wasn't allowed in the room. And my dad cleaned his guns because I think he thought the gun cleaning stuff would make you high. I think that he wanted to hoard it for himself. It smelled so good in there.

[G]

It did.

[E]

And you're like, what are you doing? My dad built a cabin in her house. Did I Ever tell you that he built a cabin in our home?

[F]

In the house?

[E]

Yeah. We had a nice house. And then in this room in the back, he built a cabin. He made it. Wood walls. It was the most hillbilly thing you've ever seen in your paneling.

[F]

But actual wood walls.

[E]

It was wood paneling. It was real wood. Like he made a wood. And they put this.

[G]

These original shiplap. Yeah, but it was the pine.

[E]

But he did the pine wall. It was a cabin. And then around the edge of the top, what do they call that? That. That fake wallpaper? No, it's not crown, but it was like a border of ducks. And then inside he had like antlers and small tv. Yeah, it was over off extension in Guadalupe. And you'd go in our house, you'd be like, this is a nice place. Very nice modern decorations for the 90s. We had a very nice home. You go upstairs and you walk by that room and it was like. You know in movies when you walk by something you're not supposed to in the music goes dun, dun, dun. Every time you walk by that room with the door open, everybody would look at it. Like, what is that? It was a dungeon.

[F]

Go look at it again.

[G]

Guns, gun safes.

[E]

Gun safes. A beautiful gun chest TV that he didn't connect to any cable or anything. It was just antenna based. Like he was out in the middle of nowhere and it never worked. Right. He watched TV in there all the time. I had a fridge, small. And like, just the strangest stuff in there.

[G]

Did you take wood class?

[E]

Me?

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

I mean, wood shop.

[G]

Yeah. Woodshop. So. And I think we had to do it like in 9th grade or whatever. I built my dad a gun rack.

[E]

That's nice.

[G]

Yeah. Like. And you.

[E]

My dad would have hung that in his cabin and on extension.

[G]

It would have matched up good because it was a real nice. Forget the maple. I used a maple.

[E]

That's nice. It sounds wonderful. It also sounds super hillbilly. And I lived that. There was. My sister's room was across the street or across the hall. And it was very nice, you know. And then.

[F]

You didn't do that to her room.

[E]

No, it was. It was like he wanted. It was. It was literally a physical and visual escape from everything about us. No pictures of us. Anyway. It was like. Pictures of.

[G]

It was his man cave.

[E]

It was creepier than a man cave. It was a. It was a portal. He thought he was somewhere else. Like he wanted a way. It had a couch and a table, and it was just a big Bedroom that he made a cabin. I swear to God it was a cabin.

[F]

Like somehow rebranding West Virginia to.

[E]

No, he didn't like West Virginia. West Virginia is not cabin life. That's hillbillies and incest.

[G]

They have cabins.

[E]

Those are called houses. He was. Yeah, he was living his bonanza. It was almost like, I know none of this is allowed anywhere else. It was his. I've done well for myself. I'm gonna build a cabin.

[G]

It was his mini Ponderosa.

[E]

He would wander up there and then just like a lunatic, he'd go. He'd walk by. Dad come in. The door was different than all the other doors. And then he'd just be sitting in there with that stick with half a T shirt.

[G]

What are you doing with those fuses?

[E]

Well, he had his gun and always a stick with old underwear tied to the end of it. And that beautiful smell of gun cleaner. And he's just tubing out his shotguns. What are you doing? Cleaning my guns. You haven't shot that. You cleaned it last week. Yep. I'll be in the cabin. That's the weirdest room ever. None of us ever went in there. He could have been doing anything he wanted in that room. No one would know because no one wanted in the cabin. Ugliest room I've ever seen, too, in a modern home.

[G]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[F]

All right. I'm gonna start one off, though. I think Nick Listener. Nick has sent this one in. Wants. Wants it to be aspirational for you, John. This is something for you to aspire to.

[E]

Oh, Jesus. Is that a real nose? That's AI. It is AI, because it's. Yeah, they wouldn't have a. I looked.

[G]

At that one a while back and there's. Same thing. Or see, but I don't know.

[E]

No, look, nobody. They're not going to fill an arena for nose measuring contests. All right, that's enough of that. That's not funny. In my thing said you walk by your dad's room, John, in the scene from Step Brothers, when you walk by the drum set. Very much like that.

[G]

Next one's a.

[E]

Nice hit in football, like a high school football. Picked off across the 50. Oh, from behind. He got his head knocked off. Did he hang on to the ball? Because his helmet flew 10 yards.

[G]

Okay. Not only hopped on the ball, but.

[E]

Oh, from another angle. Another angle. He's not paying attention to what's behind of the angles.

[G]

Go. And the other guy jumps on his head.

[E]

That's a solid shot. Oh, that is a solid Shot.

[F]

Keep your head on a swivel.

[E]

Man, oh, man.

[F]

I think this might be here. It does look like Arizona Rise and Denny. Exit 174, wherever that rural road.

[G]

Oh, you'll see the.

[E]

Okay, it'll come up. This is on the freeway here in Arizona on 202 or something. There we go.

[G]

Exiting.

[E]

Guy is passing another guy gets the finger.

[G]

I think that's a woman.

[E]

That's a woman. She throws the finger his way. And he's filming her for some reason. They probably had some rage in the past. Now he's getting behind her. This isn't good. She speeds up to get off the exit. That might be the 60 you can see.

[G]

I think it's the 60.

[E]

Yeah. She's gonna make a left off.

[F]

Red light.

[G]

Red light.

[E]

Oh, she's going through a red light. Don't do it, ladies.

[G]

She's run too late. Oh, no.

[E]

Oh, she ran the light. T boned. Oh, she's flipping all over the place. Oh, my God. Did she live?

[G]

Oh, yeah. Thanks. Texas Cop 2.0. Holy videos like this. Now they'll go by. I like how the one truck getting onto the.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

A couple people run across the street.

[E]

That guy's got to get somewhere. He just drove past it.

[G]

Yeah, There she is.

[E]

There she is. She's okay. Car's not so good. Yeah. Holy smokes. That cop's face. Like. Whoa. That was good stuff. That happened right there on rural in the 60. Road rage. Calm yourselves down.

[G]

Now. We're gonna motorcycle. A grand Prix motorcycle accident.

[E]

Okay. So you can see they've come together in the braking zone.

[G]

Now it just.

[E]

Oh, he's coming. I've never seen these. Wait a minute. He's stuck to the bike. Yeah.

[F]

That's a horrible crash underneath the seat between up there.

[E]

Wait a second.

[G]

So this guy, he flips the other guy on the bike and they both get tied up in one bike. The other guy.

[E]

One guy falls off his bike and ends up on the other guy's bike. And then trapped under the handlebars and wheel. And as the bike starts flipping around.

[F]

He'S stuck under the back fender. Stuck in.

[E]

Oh, my God. Oh, that's horrible. He's alive. Yeah, maybe.

[F]

I don't know.

[E]

Nobody knows.

[F]

Ragdolled.

[G]

Wow.

[F]

Oh, that motorcycle did a hip drop tackle on.

[E]

Yeah. It's flipping him over by his back, one after another.

[G]

This one I. You know, if it's AI Pretty good, but it looks.

[E]

It's a dog in a dog bed. His little tongue is sharing two English bulldogs. One's Got his ass by a mouth. Oh, man, he farted. And it made like, a powder.

[G]

You gotta watch it again because the one laying. That's his tongue is hanging out.

[E]

All right, so two dogs are in, like, a 69 position. Oh, yeah. They're in like, a 69 position. And then one of the bulldogs farts in the other one's face. And here's the bad thing about this. The owners of those bulldogs and having English bulldog myself, I do know the farts. They put powder on his ass to make it fart powder. That was a. That dogs don't fart powder.

[F]

That was for the gram, John.

[E]

That was for the gram. They put that on. Of course it was. Have you ever seen a dog blow ass and fecal mist? No, there's no such thing. And it wouldn't be white. That's like Elvis's poop. Look at that. Dog has to eat the powder. And that's why the dog's going. It's not because of the fart smell. It's because they threw baby powder on another dog's ass.

[G]

They love their own witch's brew.

[E]

Come on.

[F]

Come on, man.

[E]

That's mean. The dog that was breathing, that had to inhale all that baby powder because you thought it'd be funny. Terrible. Don't you do that to babies, too? When you board with them, you put powder on their butts and just kind of wait.

[F]

Well, you're supposed to put it on him anyway.

[E]

I know, but you pop it right there on the hole, and then they shoot a powder. You've done it, honey.

[G]

Go change the diaper.

[E]

Probably. You've done it, Kirby made air, silly. Payout is the word for 8am that is the one you got to put in your code. The promo code for 8am if you want to take it in the app, we've got that ready to go.

[F]

Dude, I think I know the house you're talking about. Was it on Gua or north of Guadalupe? On Extension. We toured that house.

[E]

My house.

[F]

I toured a house with. With a room like that.

[E]

Apparently it was. Yeah, it was in rancho del Mar, which is next to extension. It was between.

[F]

Still pristine.

[E]

Oh, it's sold.

[F]

His cabin in it.

[E]

The cabin upstairs. The cabin in our.

[G]

It was a selling point.

[E]

No, it wasn't. It probably had.

[H]

Probably.

[E]

I don't know how it worked when my parents sold that place, but that probably knocks him. Knocks them off, because that is definitely walking. Doug Hopkins would go, and you got to change this. That would have been like 10 or 15 grand to change that thing out.

[G]

He took that wood with him.

[E]

It was.

[G]

Built it back in the new crib.

[E]

You could take the wood and build like a shed with it. It was the most structurally sound, unnecessary wooden room in a house that was already structurally sound.

[F]

Let me ask, was it structural enough to handle that weight of a new cabin inside a room?

[E]

He didn't build the cabin in the room. He glued it to the walls of the room. Internet's Wayne, you walked in, you felt like, you're like, what's this woodsy? And then I remember for a while he wanted to change the window in it to be like an old antique window. And I think my mom drew the line. Like, no, like, he wanted to make it look like even though he was looking at the neighbor's house on Macedo, he was. He was trying to like, make it like one of those old glass windows you can barely see through. Like Ted Kaczynski's place. And just cleaning guns like crazy. And probably fantasizing about shooting me.

[G]

Parents did a little role playing in that.

[E]

I don't think my mom ever switched foot. I don't think. No. No. That my mom might as well had saltine written across her vagina when she walked by that room. That is. That was the lady drying machine. Yeah.

[G]

Was that before or after the gazebo?

[F]

What are those? Desiccant packets?

[E]

After. The gazebo was at the other house. This was at the new. The gazebo was his backyard thing at the old house. And then this house was where he built that cabin. It's weird. Still weird. I can still smell, though. It was. Everything about it was wrong.

[G]

Daddy, what are you doing with those fuses?

[E]

Yeah. Oh, no. He was bomb building, he was. All he did, I think, is just clean those guns and think about shooting me and my sister. Like, I can't do it. But if I, how would I? He fantasized about killing us a lot. I don't blame him. We were horrible. There you go.

[G]

Pay.

[E]

Put it in there. Maybe win a thousand bucks. There goes your Brady report. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.