11-13-25 - Tate McRae Concertgoers Here Exposed To Measles - Emailer Asks Why Do Dogs Love Their Puke - Trump Announces Fat People Not Welcome To Come To The US - Pastor Says He's Against Helping Fornicating Single Mom Whores

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 11-13-25 - Tate McRae Concertgoers Exposed to Measles, Dogs and Their Puke, Trump’s “No Fat Immigrants”, Pastor Slams Single Moms

Date: November 13, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Larry McFeely, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Main Theme / Purpose

A rambunctious and unapologetically irreverent episode, the crew unleashes riff-filled commentary on a local measles scare linked to a Tate McRae concert, bounces through bizarre canine behavior, riffs on Trump’s controversial proposal against overweight immigrants, and debates the firestorm around a local pastor refusing help to single mothers on “biblical” grounds. Listeners are taken for a ride full of comedic banter, sharp-tongued opinions, and social commentary on Arizona’s hottest (and weirdest) local news.

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Episode Breakdown

1. Tate McRae Concert Linked to Measles Outbreak

• Discussion kicks off with news that attendees at last week’s Tate McRae concert may have been exposed to measles.
• Holmberg immediately riffs on Tate McRae’s hyper-sexualized stage persona, joking about the potential for catching “a lot of things” at her show.
  • Quote: “I always look at Tate McRae and think, you’re gonna catch something if you’re around her too long.” (John, 01:54)
  • Suggests that the concert was so “sexually driven” that “about a thousand STDs” were probably exchanged in the arena of 14,000.
• The hosts provide details on exposure locations and encourage vaccination, albeit in their trademark sarcastic style.
• They riff on pop star personas, rating their perceived “cleanliness” and sexual expectations based on performance styles and public images.
  • “Tate McRae’s a rubber. ...Sabrina Carpenter is the one that plays like she’s a Tate McRae, but it is weeks of dating and gifts and nonsense.” (John, 06:51)

Notable Segment Timestamps:

• [03:32] – Recommendations to get vaccinated, especially if “you slept with Tate McRae”.
• [08:41–09:20] – Pop star “cleanliness” breakdown: Tate McRae, Olivia Rodrigo, Britney, Katy Perry, etc.

Memorable Quotes:

• Brady: “She’s got an incredibly hot body, but put a flag on that.” (08:19)
• John: “She never, like, is in a turtleneck. If she is, it’s a half shirt and her bottom boobs are out.” (09:28)

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2. Listener Email: Why Do Dogs Eat Their Own Vomit?

• Holmberg reads an email asking why dogs vomit, eat it, and “don’t vomit again.”
• The segment turns into a roundtable of personal gross-out dog stories, including Holmberg’s tale of his sheepdog Dutchie’s love for eating cookie-laced puke.
• Hosts speculate it’s just “pretty basic, stew”—undigested food with some extras, still palatable for the dog.
• Extended riff on dogs’ love of cat poop and idea for “cat poop flavored dog food.”
  • Quote: “I don’t know why they don’t make dog food taste like cat food. ...Cat food flavored dog food, old people flavored cat food....” (John, 15:15)

Timestamps:

• [10:55–11:50] – The dog puke dilemma.
• [14:27] – Dutchie’s cookie story.
• [15:15] – Cat food ideas.

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3. Trump’s Latest: “No Fat Immigrants” Policy

• John introduces Trump’s supposed plan to ban “fat immigrants” to reduce strain on the healthcare system, with the hosts riffing on the logic and absurdity.
• They joke about criteria for entry, including a “scale of 1 to 10 ugly people” scored by a diverse global panel.
  • Quote: “Only good looking thin people are rolling into this state. We’re a great looking nation.” (John, 23:18)
• “The fat jab” (Ozempic) gets a lampoon, with “Steve in the cabinet” used as a punchline.
• The segment explores the social commentary on American obesity, the prosperity implied by national fatness, and the potential for a “fat and attractive only” immigration system.

Memorable Quotes:

• “Turn it around, tubby. Hopefully that boat will—you’re buoyant enough to get back to whatever nation you’re from.” (John, 21:59)
• “If we want new Americans, we want them to be hot. No more than a 5. If you’re less than a 5, you can’t come in.” (John, 23:03)

Timestamps:

• [17:43–24:53] – Trump’s proposal, “fat jab” jokes, and “immigration by attractiveness.”

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4. Pastor’s Rant: “No Help for Fornicating Single Mom Whores”

• Roundtable discussion on a local pastor who refuses to provide church funding to single mothers, framing it as “biblical.”
• The group debates support vs. discouragement, the role of church charity, forgiveness, and interpretations of scripture.
  • Quote: “I would be pissed if I donated to a church and found out they were giving the Lord’s money to single mother whores.” (Larry, paraphrased, 37:49–37:59)
• John and Larry break down scriptural contradictions, the tension between helping others and strict adherence to old school religious texts.
• Fun is poked at the aggressive language—“fornicators and whores”—with mock support for “sticking to the book.”
  • Quote: “This pastor comes along and he pipes off and says, single mom shouldn’t get any funding... it actually goes against religion.” (John, 35:35)

Notable Quotes & Moments:

• “Fornicators and whores are part of the Bible. ...This dude’s like, you get out of my church. God bless.” (John, 43:49)
• “Stick to it or don’t. ...Times have changed, but the book’s supposed to be the word of—can’t change that.” (John, 39:02)
• Ongoing riffs about the “collection plate,” church donations, and whether “widows” or “married mom whores” would qualify.

Timestamps:

• [34:34–39:59] – Pastor’s comments, hosts’ debate on religious doctrine and charity.
• [43:14–46:00] – Sarcastic “support” of the pastor and riffs on hypocrisy and church money.

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Notable Quotes Recap (with Timestamps)

• On Sexually Charged Pop Concerts:
  • “Tate’s like, where’s the dick? Like, it’s a—there’s a difference.” (John, 07:45)
• On Dogs Eating Puke:
  • “She couldn’t get enough of the puke. Like, she—we had to keep her away, like, get away from there.” (John, 14:27)
• On Trump’s Immigration Plan:
  • “If you’re coming over with—by the way, why are you leaving a country where you got fat? Things aren’t so bad if you’re fat where you were.” (John, 17:45)
• On Church Funding:
  • “A church should not be funding fornicators and their bastard children.” (John, summarizing, 38:10)
  • “Anytime we can start to get biblical whores involved in conversation, I’m interested.” (John, 42:50)

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Key Takeaways & Engaging Moments

• The measles outbreak becomes a springboard for raucous dissection of pop culture sexuality, musical “personas,” and the perceived perils of arena concerts.
• Listener emails spark gross-out humor about dog behavior, providing comic relief and relatable anecdotes.
• National news and politics are filtered through the show’s trademark snark, with biting mockery of immigration absurdities and healthcare debates.
• The powder keg topic of religious charity versus “old testament morality” is tackled with black humor, cynicism, and just enough mock-sincerity to keep the segment toeing the line between social critique and satire.

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Conclusion

Holmberg and crew live up to the show’s billing: entertaining, questioning, and disturbing in equal parts. The episode delivers a stream of irreverence and topical banter, hitting Arizona hot spots with the sharp edge of morning radio comedy.

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This summary omits all ad reads, show intros, and outros to focus solely on content-rich discussion.

Transcript

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[John]

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[John]

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[Brady]

She's wouldn't have put it at Measles.

[John]

But no, I was not gonna. The last thing I'd have guess. But Tate McRae is a very talented young lady. But I look at her and I'm like, yeah, she's a rubber. Get the rubbers. I'm not saying that she's actually that in real life, but the way she presents herself, she's a rubber. I don't think to myself, yeah, I'm going to raw dog that one. I don't like the way what I've been seeing, I think that that gets to places that gets A to B. But measles, who knew? But yeah, if you went to Tate McCray's show last week, lots of stuff, you probably walked out of there with a few things because it's very sexually driven. Her dancing and her outfits, very sexual. So I'm assuming There were some STDs exchanged. It was a sold out show. That's about 14, 14,000 people maybe in the arena. I'm guessing there were at least a thousand STDs exchanged through that night because everybody came all amped up and probably made some poor decisions. And now you got that and measles. And they say thousands may have been exposed. So it was last Wednesday. They say if they're working closely with partners in the city and state levels as the venues where the exposure occurred to ensure that people are aware and protected. This is a good reminder that any of us can face an exposure and being vaccinated is the best defense.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[John]

I want to tell everybody know that vaccinations are good defense, but it wouldn't do it if I was you. Unless you slept with Tate McCray. Then get all the shots. RFK will let you know. Anyway, attendees were at the center from 6pm on Nov. 5 until around 12:30. Although the story says half hour after midnight. That's not how we say that they may have been exposed. Additionally, people may have been exposed if they were staying at home to suites by Hilton downtown, right across the street. I believe that's on Jackson. That's where the measles people stayed. The county health department said the people who were in the hotel from 3pm on November 5 till 1pm on the 6th. And if you just start to have some measles symptoms, you can thank Tate McCray. So this was last week, last Wednesday. Now I was in that arena on.

[Brady]

You've got the measles.

[John]

Was it floating around for a day or so?

[Brady]

How long does it last?

[John]

I don't know. Yeah, I think you have to be directly like, anyway.

[Brady]

Whatever. RFK.

[John]

I knew you were gonna leave the Tate McCray show. Itchy.

[Brady]

What's this rash I got from.

[John]

I got a Tate McCray bump.

[Brady]

It's just measles, man.

[John]

She might be a puritan, but on that stage and in her pictures on online. Tate McCray.

[Brady]

Watch her on Saturday Night Live. If she's a puritan. She is.

[John]

She putting it out there again. Actress, winner, really good dancer. But it's usually vaginally led dancing. Oh, yeah, she flashes that thing around pretty good. It's. It's a big thing.

[Larry McFeely]

The positive measle.

[John]

Huh?

[Larry McFeely]

The positive measle cases in Maricopa county come as the country's second largest outbreak.

[Brady]

Wait, what?

[Larry McFeely]

We're wearing an outbreak of measles this year continues.

[John]

You got to read the whole story.

[Brady]

You'Re looking at today.

[Larry McFeely]

It's on the. On the story that you're talking about. But evidently Maricopa county has or second largest outbreak of measles this year continue to spread along the Arizona Utah border.

[John]

Yeah, we got some measles going on in Arizona. Brady just found a story, so it's a little convoluted. He's not really. He's reading it with us.

[Larry McFeely]

But yes, I went further down.

[John]

Thanks for that. An incredibly riveting and thorough report. Yeah, we had a measles outbreak in the country. Was over in Texas. It snuck over here, and we had it up there in the Indian reservation for a little while. So maybe an Indian likes Tate McCray and brought the measles down. I don't know.

[Brady]

That reminds me of COVID that the natives locked it like we locked down. The natives really locked it down. There was. There was blockades entering.

[John]

Like, aren't they already locked down? Isn't that what reservations are?

[Brady]

I don't think they're locked down like this, though.

[John]

I mean, in that kind of situation, they had.

[Brady]

They had like, police cars at the entrances. And to get in, you had to get tested. You had to show a test.

[John]

Sure. Try to keep it away. We were getting pretty close to it, though.

[Brady]

I'm just saying they learned from the. From the whole blankets years ago, and they weren't letting that happen again.

[John]

Then we shouldn't let Tate McCray in. Should have police cars keeping her out because. Tate McCray.

[Brady]

Carpenter coming.

[John]

Look, Alison, Sabrina Carpenter is not dirty.

[Brady]

What?

[John]

She doesn't play it that way. She's. She's. She's not a rubber. She's a raw Dog. Tate McRae's a rubber. You're getting it with Tate McCray, you're getting. You're getting worked with Tate McCray. Sabrina Carpenter is. She's going to take work. Sabrina Carpenter is the one that. That plays like she's a Tate McCray, but it is weeks of dating and gifts and nonsense. She's the one who goes, I don't do that unless I love someone. Come on. What is it, 1980? Put this in there. Stop it. I'm gonna go to Tate's house. You're coming out of a Tate McCray show feeling a little bit wonky. You're coming out of a Sabrina Carpenter show feeling unfulfilled. Just if you were dating them, Their concerts are the exact same way. She's sassy. She. She gets on her knees on her album. It's like, oh, provocative. Tate's like, where's the dick? Like, it's a. There's a difference.

[Brady]

More aggression.

[John]

Yeah. It's like she. She will grab at it. She will be. She'll make the first move. Sabrina acts like she's going to show you everything and then hides.

[Brady]

Trust me, John, I like the show, but I did say to myself, wrap.

[John]

It up with Brady with Tate McCray. Oh, that show. Like, wait a minute, What'd we do? Brady's story about measles. Yeah. We were all saying, wrap it up. Wrap it up. Yeah. Tate McCray. Well, they wrapped it up all right.

[Brady]

Also, she's got an incredibly hot body, but put a fag on that.

[John]

Oh, I agree. That's why she knows Sabrina Carpenter's got a great, like, pretty face. Tate McCray is a little rough, but the body's insane and she knows it. So the body sells and she's like, I know I've got problems. Let's distract you from my face and you can have all this.

[Brady]

Can we put a hierarchy on the prophylactic there, John? Because I want some Olivia Rodrigo over here. But I think she's pretty clean.

[John]

She's super clean. Take McCrazer rubber. The other ones, you're going to get away with it. There's a couple of them. Britney's are big time rubber. I don't know what's going on there. And then a Tate McCray's a super duper rubber. Well, you know, we get into all the other, like. Like, Katy Perry is clean, but I wouldn't want to be with her. She talks too much. There's a lot of that, you know, but the superstar, the pop stars that lead with sex, we're allowed to talk about them sexually. You can sexualize the Ones who are begging to be sexualized. Tate McCray wants to be sexualized. I mean, it is every. She never, like, is in a turtleneck.

[Brady]

No.

[John]

If she is, it's a half. It's a half shirt. And her bottom boobs are out. Since. John, you and Brett and Brady and Richard make me laugh often. I'm sure your Bobs would love to syndicate your show. The money would be nice, but I'm thankful you're not saying, good morning, Boca Raton. Stay awesome. I look forward to the laughs in the morning. John. Yeah. You'd be surprised how little the Bob's want to syndicate this. They hate this show. They like that it makes money. They don't get it and they're afraid of it. They won't even, like, advertise it. They don't want new people to find us. 706Success. I already gave it up.

[Larry McFeely]

I just want to thank the folks at Boca Raton that are streaming. Yeah, thanks for listening.

[John]

They're happy with that part. Like the stream stuff and the app that we're pushing so hard, they're fine with us. But they don't like, like, hey, why don't we tell everybody about the John? Like, we. Let's put him out there, right? No, no, no, no, no. Well, what if somebody who hates him sees it? And then the next thing you know, they're making complaint calls. People are writing checks all over the place. They're afraid of this show. So the Bobs don't know what to do. They're just like, you're great. And then they walk away. Go. I don't know what he's doing. He's going to kill us all because they're morons. This guy. Just before we get into the real stuff, I said, john, you love dogs. Can you explain why a dog vomits and then eats the vomit and doesn't vomit again? I can't. My dog puked last night. Bussy was sitting next to me and he started. It was the weirdest thing doing your.

[Larry McFeely]

Sound.

[John]

Like, what's going on, Bus?

[Brady]

He's got the saliva.

[John]

Yeah. And then he gets up. Yeah, he gets up. Yep. He got puke mouth. He got up and he ran outside and barfed and then came back in. Seemed good. Laid next to me and I'm like, yeah, a little barf on your face. So I got it off. I'm watching some tv. Gets up, runs outside, does it again, comes back in. I wipe his face again. And then it was time for him to go to bed and went outside and he and Yardley both went over and like, hey Puke, over here. And they both went to town on it. And I'm like, his tummy doesn't feel good. And then I tossed a cookie to him. He devoured it like it was nobody. Like, I'm fine, I'm fine. No puke as far as I know. But I can't explain that. I had a dog named Dutchie. I leave it My dog Dutchie was the sweetest animal I've ever and will ever have. Like the most unbelievable dog of all time. Big old English sheepdog. And Dutchie had a way about her that she could do horrible things and you'd just laugh. For Christmas six years ago, Megan made a thousand chocolate chip cookies and she makes good cookies. Pile of them sitting on the kitchen island. Thought she was good sized but not huge.

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[John]

Holmberg's morning sickness somehow or another she managed to take a plate of probably 60 cookies off the kitchen island and put it on the ground and eat every one of them in the minute and a half that we weren't in that room quietly. The plate didn't hit the ground. She knew to. She had. She picked it up like a waiter. She picked up, put it down on the ground, didn't go. She put it down and then devoured the plate of cookies. It made her very sick it's bad for chocolate chips. Put the, you know, the stuff in there. Tell me to make them throw up. And she went out front and threw up a massive amount of chocolate chip cookies. Kind of funny. She was okay for about a month. If the front door opened and Dutch went out with me, she would run over to where she threw up those cookies and just start chowing down on the grass and the dirt. She knew exactly where that cookie puke was.

[Larry McFeely]

It is amazing.

[John]

She couldn't get enough of the puke. Like, she. We had to keep her away, like, get away from there. So last night, yardley and bus 8 buses puke. And they just looked at it like, hey, there's some. It's mixed up with some weird stuff. But there's some food in here. And some grass. There's grass, too. And they just ate it up and seemed like everything was fine. So. No, Tyson, I can't answer the question why a dog eats its own vomit or another dog's vomit. Not, you know, in the same pack. If you get vomit out there in your dogs chowing down on the trail and stuff, probably going to. It's not good. But my dogs are.

[Larry McFeely]

I think the only thing that's 100% with dogs is anything that a cat leash behind.

[John]

Oh, my God. Do they love that? The poop?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Even, you know, we got to keep them out. The cat food.

[John]

Oh, the cat food. Cat food is. I don't know why they don't make dog food taste like cat food. They should have cat food flavored dog food.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John]

Your dogs would never not have a bite. They love cat food and cat poop. Cat poop flavored dog food. Old people flavored cat food. Because cats will eat an old man in a second. But if I was starting a dog food company, cat poop flavored dog food, like new from Purina Cat Heleration, they'd love it. But, yeah, I don't know.

[Larry McFeely]

I can't.

[John]

Tyson, It's a good question. I don't know, but man, oh, man, they sure do like eating each other's puke. And I think it's just because they just. It's just pretty basic, Stu. It comes up as it went in. Usually it's because they raced around too much after they ate and they just get a little bit ill or they just ate something that you didn't see them eat. They're getting it out. They're good. So it is gross, though. I couldn't find the puke. They found it before I saw it. Like, they were Just then it was gone. At a certain point, I just quit. I'm like, yeah, they're gonna eat that. That's gone.

[Brady]

Well, and with your pristine new lawn, it's easy to clean, right? Just.

[John]

Well, it was on the liquor, on the pavers. Oh, I didn't see it. I didn't look on the pavers.

[Brady]

I was like, I thought you had those sealed, too.

[John]

No, no, not yet. I haven't got that done yet. Well, I mean, it's still. It's all. I'm not. I'm not worried about stains. I was just like, hey, Stan, it's too late. Still cleaner than going to a Tate McCray show. I'd rather my dogs puke than Tate McCray without.

[Larry McFeely]

You can clean those lumps off.

[John]

Tate McCray may be more than a rubber. She might be one of those dental dams, you know? Offensive it would be to a woman. If you're about to perform oral sex.

[Brady]

You put a sack on your face.

[John]

Strap this on my face. Because this thing looks like it has been around the block. What are you doing? Well, I'm gonna please you, but not without a barrier. What are you insane? Have you seen this thing down here? It looks like somebody chopped up a tomato and stepped on it. You won't just give me love? No, not without some thick cellophane between us. Hopefully you can still feel it, but I'm not getting anything taped, by the way. Turn around. Let's do this from behind. I can't look at you in the eyes. Your face is all weird, and I mentioned it earlier, but I do like that Donald Trump is now coming up with the idea that it's time to keep fat people out of our country. I think it's. I think it's high time. No more fat people. If you're an immigrant with a weight problem, you gotta stay away. Diabetes, heart disease, we're not gonna pay for your crap.

[Brady]

What are you tipping the stomach?

[John]

It doesn't matter. I'm already in America, so I'm already here. If you're coming over with. By the way, why are you leaving a country where you got fat? Things aren't so bad. Things aren't so bad if you're fat where you were.

[Brady]

So you're saying we've got enough fatties here.

[John]

He doesn't want. He doesn't want to pay for it, and I'm with him. I don't understand why a fat person leaves their country anyway. Things are going well. You're fat.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe. Maybe everything's well, but they don't have the coverage that they're looking for, right?

[John]

And Donald saying, go home. We're not doing that. We don't give them free anything. But they come over here. You're not getting any of our. You're not draining our system coming over here. So no more fats. You get a little. You already get a test when you get it. It's not like it's a bad thing. You get a test for like tuberculosis and all sorts of different things. You can't come into the country if you've got that. So heart disease, diabetes and things like that. Sorry, no more. By the way, Ozempic is now cheaper than it's ever been. You're welcome. It's the fat jab. He called it that yesterday, this thing. And I'm like, this guy, see him.

[Brady]

Call out one of the guys in the cabinet, you know, one of the guys here.

[John]

Steve's on it. Come over here, Steve. Tell him about the fat jab. Also, Steve's gay. I'm outing him on everything.

[Brady]

Rfk, he's not rfk, won't take the jab.

[John]

So we feed him Ozempic at night in his food. He doesn't even know. That's why he's got those abs. And steroids. He's big on steroids. But yeah, I think that's a good thing. It says it'll instruct visa officers to reject applicants who may be eligible for public benefits if they're fat. So you can't do it. And I'm fine with that. But I don't understand. If you leave a country where you got fat, that country was treating you right, right? You don't see a lot of fat people going, this place sucks. I don't have any food or any money. You've got. Evidently you've got some money. You're eating well. What are you leaving for? Stay where you are.

[Brady]

What resources are you not getting?

[John]

Yeah, I never once saw that boat. You know, the old Seinfeld thing and all the pictures of all the boats going to Ellis Island. You never saw, like just a mountain. There's tons of fat people getting off and they were leaving disasters. But they were starving. The Irish had no potatoes. They didn't know what to do. All of them were thin. It's like Manya from Seinfeld. I never once saw anybody riding on one of those immigrant boats on a pony. Who leaves a pony pack country to come to a non pony country? The same thing with fat people. If I'm fat and I'm like, I'm leaving this totalitarian regime. It's been treating you well. Just one more. One more bucket of ice cream before I go. I mean, that's the sign of a. Sadly that has been throughout time. The sign of a prosperous nation is usually gets a little bit fat. That's what ended up. You know, they always say that at the end of the Roman Empire they all start getting pretty fat, letting everybody else do the work. I think we kind of see the evidence of that here in the States. We now have more people who are morbidly obese than we do hungry people. That's a great nation right there. That's a hell of a stat. A lot of people can't claim that, but you don't see a lot of that fat people, you know, under the thumb of a terrible leader. Usually fat countries are free. So I don't think it's that big a problem, but I do like it and I do like calling the Ozempic the fat jab. You want the fat jab? We're gonna make it cheaper for you. Chunks. Who's with Steve? Steve's been on it. He's losing weight like crazy, like he's got aids.

[Brady]

You're not there yet, Steve, but you'll get there.

[John]

Ironically, he's my aide and he looks like he's got the aids. A couple months ago this guy was a roly poly and now look at him. He looks good.

[Brady]

He looks good.

[John]

Much better thanks to the fat jab. But it's gonna be cheaper now if you want the fat jab, which I guess is good. But if you're not an American and you want to come over here and you're fat. No way. Get out. Turn it around, tubby. Hopefully that boat will you're buoyant enough to get back to whatever nation you're from. I don't. Most of the time the immigrants that I see are in need trying to get American citizenship when you're fat.

[Larry McFeely]

No, it's much of a factor either, but evidently.

[John]

Well, I mean, let's.

[Larry McFeely]

Maybe it's not, but let's prevent it.

[John]

Well, you got a health care thing. So they're basically. It's the first steps in saying it is unhealthy and it. It's a massive drain on the system. And it is, you know, heart disease number one killer in America by a lot. And it has a lot to do with weight. Your heart doesn't do as well when you're big. And so why bring more into the party when we're already complaining about how Expensive. Everything is. I'm fine with this next step. Scale of 1 to 10 ugly people. We're gonna have to turn you around. If we want new Americans, we want them to be hot. No more than a 5. If you're less than a 5, you can't come in. And it'll be judged by a peer of DEI will be back for that. We'll have a diverse judgment like Angola and Switzerland and everybody will have a judge and we'll look and go, can you say something for us? I am the captain now. No, you've got to go back. I can't look at you. I don't, I don't want to see you on the streets of my nation. Next five or higher. It has to score a five or.

[Brady]

Higher on a judge's new jury duty. You gotta, gotta report to the airport.

[John]

To judge the new immigrants. I'm fine with that.

[Brady]

All in favor say I. Yep. Sorry, you only got two.

[John]

And look, the lady from Angola may find the guy from Captain Phillips attractive and the guy from the Netherlands is not going to. So it's going to be a 10 and a 1. He still ranges at 5 there. The cumulative score is a 5 he's in. But if enough people with diversity behind them look at you and say, oof, three, you have to go home. I like this plan. Only good looking thin people are rolling into this state. We're a great looking nation. Best in the best in the world. Really.

[Larry McFeely]

And if they pass the food quiz, what's that? Twinkie or carrot? The choices they make then, oh, you got food.

[John]

They can eat what they want. If they look the part. You can have Twinkies and still be in shape. Well, you're saying like if they go Twinkie too fast and they're fat, if they're already fat, they're out. Because you can't be ahead of bigger than a four.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't like your rule. Let's do a leap over with a Twinkie.

[John]

Dua Lipa likes Twinkies.

[Larry McFeely]

That's just a matter of years. Then she'll be, no, it isn't.

[John]

She works hard for that Twinkie.

[Larry McFeely]

No, but I'm saying the diet.

[John]

No, it's not a diet rule. We don't want that. Brady, you don't want that because some hot girls have terrible diets and that's okay. I'm saying my group of 10 very diverse judges see Toledo come across and go, hmm, I think Toledo would get in. I don't think I would hope so. I don't think the judges from Namibia are going to be too high on Toledo's look. But you know, some of the European people be like, this is a good one. And probably roll you about a seven.

[Brady]

I would need a jury of, of mostly euros.

[John]

Oh yeah, you need to. But yeah, but we're not doing that. A couple of Japanese girls might find you attractive. So you might get like an eight or nine from them. Six or a seven from the euros. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

I'm just looking for a 6 average.

[John]

You gotta have a 5 or higher, right. In Holmberg's America. I don't know that I'd get in.

[Brady]

Oh yeah, no, I'd be shaky.

[John]

Yeah, I'd probably roll a five. I probably, I'd probably skin on my teeth. But if you're 43 like Scott Haynes or he's 5 3, I don't know that that's popular anyway. Unless we have pygmy judges, are you going to get a 10 from them? That'll help. His score is.

[Brady]

Is he only viewed like through a window so he could walk on boxes?

[John]

No. You know, full body shots. Okay. It's like a mug shot in the back is the height, right? Like he's got the lines on the wall telling everybody how tall you are. And yeah, I like this idea. If we're going to judge them on this kind of stuff, let's get to work. We want only healthy, good looking people or decent looking. Not even good looking, decent looking. I like my plan. And everybody gets a free fat jab. I think a free ticket home. Or how about this? A free ticket to your second choice. It's like college. You have a safety country. I tried to go to America. I'm too fat. And they gave us, they gave me a free flight to my safety country.

[Brady]

Choose that second one wisely, right, because you could get bounced from that one too.

[John]

Yeah, they might not be doing it either. But I mean if you're saying, all right, second country is Canada, probably. And then they'll take. And they'll take you, they'll take you. But that's your safety school. That's the ASU of immigration is Canada.

[Brady]

Tanton, you're welcome here.

[John]

Yeah. And then also the, you know, Europe, England's got a couple that you can immigrate to. But if you're like, if you're kicked out because you're too fat or ugly, which I'm fine with. Canada's next. And then you. But you pick them. Maybe you got Japan on your list. I don't know. But Japan's really quick to hoping for Florida.

[Brady]

You get the Yukon, Terrence.

[John]

Right? You might. Yeah. I wanted to move here and live in Florida. On the goat side. Well, sorry. Too ugly. Way too ugly. Panel of 10 made you a 4. Enjoy Canada. It's gonna be very cold. There's bobsledding, though. I've seen you people do it. It's amazing. You're great at bobsledding. I've seen it. I've seen it. It's a cool running short. They are great at bobsledding. Amazing, really. So if you can't go in the Gulf side of Florida, which, by the way, is beautiful. It's not Mar a Lago, but it's nice.

[Brady]

Pushing a sled.

[John]

Yeah, get the sled up there and we'll get you on a bobsled. Oh. Anyway, I was looking at more Tate McCray news. Somebody just said they were there, and now they're scared to death to leave the house. And they've been to, like, 100 places since last week. So. Yeah, this could be it. This could be the outbreak. Could be the outbreak.

[Larry McFeely]

So.

[Brady]

This is a current. Apparently the current outbreak in Arizona, we have 128 cases of measles. 124 in Mojave County.

[John]

I don't know where that is.

[Brady]

Colorado City.

[John]

Oh, it's way up there with the Mormons and the Indians.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John]

So we could just not deal with them at all. We'll be fine.

[Brady]

The other four in Navajo county, so both corners of the state, upper corners.

[John]

All right. I'm fine with that. I'm. I'm pretty much not gonna go. But again. Yeah. I remind you, only three are in the hospital.

[Brady]

John.

[John]

You'd be worried. More to Tate McCray. Show that you're coming out of there with bumps on your body. You're getting. You're gonna get more than likely Tate McCray lead. I would like to see the numbers on that. I would love to see the numbers on the outbreaks that came from Tate McCray after the. The clap and, you know, like, gonorrhea. I want to see that. I want to see, like, if there's an uptick if Tate McCray comes to town, that there's, like, an extra four or 500 gonorrhea cases that we have.

[Brady]

Some health care workers that listen to us. There has to be right now, if.

[John]

You asked to be. Because it's a sexually charged night. There had to be some stuff going on.

[Brady]

Oh, and there's some Molly going around. Yeah.

[John]

But I don't know that Dudes went there alone. I don't think dudes go to Tate McCray alone. So it's probably dates. But the girls got all fired up.

[Brady]

You don't think some dudes went there fishing?

[John]

A couple. Not enough to cause an outbreak. But I do think that Tate McCray caused.

[Brady]

I know. I think dudes. Chlamydia that potentially could cause an outbreak would definitely go.

[John]

No, it's Take McRae's audience. It's the girls that want to be like her.

[Larry McFeely]

Is a pop star. Country.

[John]

You've not seen her.

[Larry McFeely]

I've seen her, but I couldn't tell you. I'll take McCray songs.

[John]

She's sort of Sydney Sweeney. If she had my face, like. She's Sydney Sweeney's. She's the Patrick Swayze's brother Don. She's that to Sydney Sweeney. And Sydney Sweeney's already kind of got the every once in a while face where you're like, no, but she's got a very similar body.

[Brady]

She's Sydney Sweeney, sleepy eye look.

[John]

Yeah, she's got.

[Brady]

That's not the good look.

[John]

No, she's not. There's a lot going on there. That's just like. You better just pay attention to her body, man. She dances. Oh, yeah, she sure can dance. But Tate ain't afraid to show you everything. She came out of the. She came out of the box really pushing. No, she did. She, like, came out smoking hot and nothing and that. She's kind of cleaned it up a little. She's a rubber.

[Brady]

Is she a Disney kid? I don't think she's a Disney.

[John]

I don't know.

[Brady]

Sabrina was Sabrina, definitely.

[John]

And it shows. It shows. They'd both be allowed in my nation.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

She'd be in, right?

[John]

Yeah, she's got. There's some stuff that. This is all the most recent pictures you're showing right here that are. She's cleaned it up a little. She's got Lady Gaga's kind of dopey face. I don't. I'm not a fan of her face, but the rest of her, pretty good stuff. And Tate McRae has a big gay population thing, too. So I bet you the gay. I bet you there was an uptick. I bet you. I bet you a lot of physicians, a lot of penicillin after a Tate McCrack. I don't know. I don't know.

[Brady]

Maybe you've got measles next door.

[John]

No, I'll ask. I'll see. But there was an uptick in penicillin after Tate was here. But good luck with your measles. Take McRae. I remember some guy was trying to get me to like her. It's like, you got to watch these Tate McRae videos. And, man, the face is throwing it. I'm not a big fan, dude. Who looks at the face and he was right. He was right. I looked at the rest of it. It was pretty good. Brady's looking up Tate McCray now. You're going to have a whole algorithm there of slutty videos coming your way from.

[Larry McFeely]

She wants to go to that show.

[John]

She almost went to tape McCray.

[Larry McFeely]

What happened? Measles.

[John]

Measles. Curbit Herbs. You'd have been sharing bongs with people with measles.

[Brady]

Is she at the level yet where you'd let her go? Or would have you or Ronnie had to go to Tate McCray because she could go.

[John]

She'd go to Tate McCray alone. It's a white house.

[Larry McFeely]

No, you alone. You want to go with a friend?

[John]

Well, yeah, I don't think she wants to go alone, does she?

[Brady]

Nobody wants to go alone.

[John]

But if she went with a couple.

[Brady]

Not with Pop Pop and Mama.

[John]

But she wasn't allowed to go with Chance the rapper because of all the blacks.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John]

Too many blacks.

[Larry McFeely]

Or. No, it wasn't Chance.

[Brady]

It was Tyler the Creator.

[John]

Tyler the Creator. You had to have.

[Brady]

You had to beg for tickets for that.

[John]

You got good. Yeah, you could buy those. Yeah, but even still, you couldn't go because of the urban population. Scared, you and Ronnie?

[Larry McFeely]

No, I was fine with it, Ron.

[John]

Even because Tate McRae's okay again.

[Larry McFeely]

I don't know.

[John]

You know, I teach her to be a whore.

[Larry McFeely]

Must be again.

[Brady]

If they're going to friends, let them go.

[John]

Yeah, that's fine. 17. You can go to the horror show.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John]

Anyway, we got measles now, so be careful. What do you got on the big board of musical treats over there? Toledo. Brought to you by Action Ride Shop. Of course, you can go over and get. It's gonna snow this weekend, so head on over to the original Action Ride Shop and get your ski gear all ready to go. That's north of the 60 on Gilbert Road. You get on that thing, get your skis up if you want to stick around the neighborhood. Well, then you get your bikes up there at Action Ride Shop. And they've got all sorts of deals getting rid of last year's bikes this year. Some of those prices they were shooting out there for, those bikes are unreal. And there's a whole new slew of e bikes coming in. So he's got a few that he wants to get rid of for this year and those prices are drastically different. Jennifer downstairs got a great deal on a little E Cruiser. Not necessarily a mountain bike, but a little canal or street bike. Awesome stuff. And those things are a blast. So grab that. They got everything you've ever wanted. If you have an old bike you want tuned up, they got the best mechanics in town for your bike. Make sure you take care of it properly and do it with the people at Action Ride Shop. What do you got?

[Brady]

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[John]

I love it.

[Brady]

Buck Cherry Crazy Bitch for all the people at Tate McCrae. The warning.

[John]

Warning's pretty good. Let's go. I like the warning quite a bit. So we'll go with the warning on that one. That's good stuff. There's another thing where they're getting kind of judgy on stuff. I saw this. They have a. A guy, a pastor here in town that will no longer like, no longer thinks that you should counsel single moms.

[Larry McFeely]

Give money.

[John]

You shouldn't give them any money. Just talk to him. But you say, I'm not going to help you out anymore. You're a single mom. Go get yourself a dad. And it look discouraging. Single motherhood is a good thing. Nobody should want to be on their own with a kid. We I. How long have I been saying that? Briefer. The whole time on the show. Whenever Maury Povich had a lady on goes, I don't need a man. I'm like, there's the problem. Like we're celebrating this idea that you can do this all by yourself and it's harder. Why are you making life harder? Holmberg's morning sickness. So encouraging single motherhood started to happen somewhere in the 90s where it's like, you should do it. You don't need a guy. It's like, yes, you do. And a guy needs a girl. So this pastor's on to something and nobody's gonna like him for it because it sounds like you're bashing single moms.

[Brady]

About 57 years too late.

[John]

Yeah, whenever I bash single moms, it's because of the dads. Single moms do a great job, but they shouldn't have to do that by themselves, and you shouldn't encourage it. So this pastor comes along and he pipes off and says, single mom shouldn't get any funding or help from us at all anymore. It actually goes against religion. And if you're a religious person, you should be like, that's right.

[Larry McFeely]

It does not.

[John]

Yes, it does.

[Larry McFeely]

No. There's a lot of people that are sending verses back that say, quite the contrary.

[John]

You're not supposed to have sex until you're married. That's religion. So if you're a single mother.

[Larry McFeely]

Exactly. When it happens, though. But there's a man responsible also in that.

[John]

Of course.

[Larry McFeely]

As far as.

[John]

But the point being, if you're religious and you buy your religion a hundred percent, if you want to make, like, convenient little aside, you can. It says, no sex till marriage. It says man and woman and no divorce. So in that world, qualify for help. Exactly. In that world, it is supposed to be wildly discouraged. I don't know why people get so upset when a guy says, have you read the book? Because no one has. Have you read the book? This is exactly what it says. Yes, we should help people, Pastor.

[Larry McFeely]

They're like, have you read the book?

[John]

Maybe he hasn't. You're supposed to help people, but you're not supposed to help them any way other than you're not supposed to encourage the behavior. You're not supposed to say, oh, there's a. There's a little landing spot for you here. It's supposed to be wildly discouraged. It's supposed to be frowned upon in that community. I personally would help someone if I was in it, but I'm not part of a religion that says, you weren't supposed to do this. You did it wrong in the first place. This is not an encouraged behavior. There should not be a reward for it.

[Larry McFeely]

But you're missing a step in that, as you're supposed to. Knowing people that will do that.

[John]

Sure.

[Larry McFeely]

Also saying you also need to forgive because everyone is perfect.

[John]

The thing he said. The thing he said, you guide them to someplace that will help them. Church ain't going to give you any money, but I'm not a church defender, but I'm telling you, this dude's onto it.

[Brady]

He's. He's the yelp of pastors. Find your.

[John]

I'm here for you spiritually. I'm going to get you someplace that'll help, but you're not getting anything from us. Because if I do it for you, I got to do it for everybody. And then now I'm encouraging this behavior. He's right. But he's catching all sorts of heat.

[Larry McFeely]

Well, he's a little aggressive. I would be pissed if I donated to a church. A church and found out that they were giving the Lord's money to single mother whores.

[John]

Well, I wanted to go to the.

[Larry McFeely]

Lord's work towards helping godly Christians who are in need. Churches need. Churches should not be funding fornicators in the past in their bastard.

[John]

That's exactly what a person who believes the book would say. That's a person. This is what the book says. Responsible could be. Sure he shouldn't be around it. He's a fornicator.

[Larry McFeely]

Well no, but. But he should be supporting the.

[John]

It's his job. And that's the dude is the dude sounds like old school Bible guy. I'm not gonna. Fornicators and whores. That's old school Bible. They used to stone him. You believe in a. You believe in a religion that used to throw rocks at him back when it shame. You know a woman who got pregnant out of wedlock. You'd drown her and now all of a sudden it's like, yeah, we should. It's times have changed. This dude's going old school. And if you want to buy into the old school book and not that's the old school or you quit the religion and start something new where you don't stone. I hate to break it to you, but that's what you bought into.

[Brady]

Stick to it or don't.

[John]

Well, times have changed. Yeah but the book's supposed to be like the word of. You can't change that. So I laughed at it when I read it and people were mad and I'm like, what are you mad at? He's going by the guidelines. He says it the way the book would say it if it was still that day. But we don't say it that way anymore. I mean throwing the whore out there. Yeah, you're following the book. Old Testament.

[Larry McFeely]

A lot of people were thrown over verses where he's missing the boat on.

[John]

Old And I can give you verses that he's hitting the mark. That's why it's a convoluted mess. He's bullseye in one thing and yeah, you go to the other thing and you can say this. Oh, you're supposed to help people. He could help them.

[Larry McFeely]

He just says be kind and help people.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Larry McFeely]

I think that's a pretty broad stroke.

[John]

But you know who he's not kind and helpful to? Fornicators and whores. Yeah. That's a religion I can get behind and help others.

[Larry McFeely]

Just like, you know, Christ forgave you.

[John]

Sure.

[Larry McFeely]

And forgives you.

[John]

He can forgive her. He still didn't have to give her any money, don't have to support her. It's like, look, I forgive you for what you did. I'm not giving any cash.

[Larry McFeely]

It doesn't have to be money.

[John]

I'm not going to give you anything. I'm going to give you an idea. Here you go. There's an idea. Here's where you can go. And my first question is, who's the dad? Go to him first and start hitting him up for cash. If he's not around, go find some other place. I'm not saying I agree with him as a philosophy, but that's that philosophy. He's living the life. So he's not. He's less than a critical.

[Brady]

He's walking the walk.

[John]

For sure. Fornicators and whores are part of the Bible. And none married people walking around making babies and saying, I need help. He's like, I'm not helping that. You did this to yourself.

[Larry McFeely]

You got someone in your congregation pregnant. That's what ends up happening.

[John]

Yeah, More than likely. He's got a horrible background. Yeah.

[Brady]

Shouldn't the argument back and again, if you're going by the scripture. What about Mary?

[John]

Huh?

[Brady]

What about Mary? Shouldn't that be the argument to him?

[Larry McFeely]

Mary Magdalene.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John]

Does it hook her?

[Brady]

Wouldn't she. A single fornicator.

[John]

She was a fornicator. I don't know if she had any babies. She took care of that. Jesus helped out.

[Brady]

She had the magic baby.

[John]

No, no, that was Mary. That's. There's two Marys. You're confusing your.

[Brady]

Yeah, okay.

[Larry McFeely]

Right.

[John]

There's Mary the whore and Mary the mother. Yeah. And she sold a bill of goods, too. But that's.

[Larry McFeely]

She conceived without fornication.

[John]

That's right. The ultimate. Then that's what they dream of in that religion. It's like, good. She's not. She did it somehow. She did it with all that nasty, dirty. Yeah, that nasty, dirty nonsense. That she did it alone, which is hot. She was an amphibian. Is basically what I got out of the Bible.

[Brady]

That just hit me.

[John]

But it's true. And I read that article and like, people are going to come down on this guy. But if you really want to look at the. What he's saying, it's like. It's kind of what he's supposed to say. He's a little rough about it. A little rough around the edges, but I'll still Help you. He should have said, I don't want to help fornicators and whores. I'll help her out. Let's not make a habit out of this. That's essentially what he's saying.

[Larry McFeely]

Let me judge who qualifies for health.

[John]

Well, basically, the book says, don't do that. And he's saying, I'm not gonna get behind it. If the book says not to do it, I'm not doing it.

[Larry McFeely]

I know. And I'm going to determine what we do with the money you guys are putting.

[John]

Exactly. And. Well, let me throw this curveball at you. If you found out a church was handing out money to gays and a pastor came out and said, we don't give money to gays if they're going to be actively gay.

[Brady]

Right.

[Larry McFeely]

And if they look into where some of the money are helping.

[John]

Well, I'm not even saying looking into it. I'm saying if you knew for sure they're like, we hand money over to this gay charity, you'd have some people pretty upset because they're not supposed to have that faction.

[Larry McFeely]

That would probably find another church.

[John]

What's the difference between that and the ladies who are fornicating whores?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. Nothing. People leaving this church to find one that says, support anybody.

[John]

I say, stick to your guns, old fella.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John]

Anytime we can start. Get biblical whores involved in conversation. I'm interested. Anytime I hear a pastor go, I'm not gonna give money to a. It's like talking to me.

[Larry McFeely]

That's where I chuckle a little bit. Yeah, well.

[John]

But I liked the candor. You want us to support whores.

[Brady]

We all want honesty.

[John]

Yeah. You're supposed to not be a hypocrite either.

[Larry McFeely]

Mother whores.

[John]

Yeah. Single mother whores. Not the basic single mothers. The ones who are whores. The multiple offenders. You know, he's got three kids, three dads. Those. He's not giving any support to that. What are you doing?

[Brady]

And he's right, John, if I'm reading into this, I just think you're still bitter that Father Dale never wanted.

[John]

Oh, I'm still very angry about that. Very angry about that. What about a married woman who goes out and gets pregnant on the side whore. And then rolls back into the church and says, I'm gonna need some help. Are you kidding me?

[Larry McFeely]

My husband's not making.

[John]

Yeah, I need to take some of that money that you.

[Larry McFeely]

That's layered.

[John]

That's not layered. She's a fornicating whore. And this dude's like, you get out of My church. God bless. I think I might go to this guy's church. He uses the language I can understand.

[Larry McFeely]

And if there is someone in the congregation, like, you're a single mom and you're having a tough time with one kid, but now you've gone out and you have a second one and a third one.

[John]

Yeah.

[Larry McFeely]

Why should we if you'.

[John]

You're a serial fornicator, Brady. That's whoring.

[Brady]

John, can I play devil's advocate here?

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Isn't a widow also a fornicator?

[John]

See? No, he didn't say all single mothers. A widow's not a fornicator. Why would she be a fornicator?

[Brady]

Well, she created a child.

[John]

The guy died. That's a widow.

[Larry McFeely]

I know, but like some of it says. I think it's Mormons. Like, when you. If you remarry, that's fine, but when you die, you go to your.

[John]

You go to the first one.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah, I think.

[John]

I don't know. All that doesn't make any sense anyway. That's silly talk. I'm talking about, like, real things here on earth you can think about all your spirit moves later and where you're married again to the person you hated.

[Brady]

You're right, John. Single motherhood is something that should never be encouraged. Being from the res, I've seen how it affects the community.

[John]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Also, dudes need to stop being Toledo's dad.

[John]

Exactly. It's. It's on the guys.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[John]

You pump a baby in somebody and you can. And then. I don't need a man. It's all right. Then I'll leave.

[Brady]

So Brady only wants his church to support married mom whores.

[John]

Yes, Married mom whores.

[Larry McFeely]

Good band, good church opportunity.

[John]

Yeah. This dude's.

[Larry McFeely]

You're gonna get some action.

[John]

I read the article and I'm like, people are going to be mad at you, but you're doing it the correct way. Buy the book, John.

[Brady]

If I read into this, can I also think that maybe the single mothers aren't chipping in their fair share to the collection plate? And he's bouncing them.

[John]

She's basically, I don't have any money because I'm a single mom fornicating whore. And he's like, I'm not giving any of this money. That's mine.

[Brady]

You're not adding to the plate, sister.

[John]

And then he gets in his Lexus and he drives away and he goes, whores.

[Brady]

What was that? Did you send us that meme of that. That.

[John]

Yeah. Guy was that.

[Brady]

Can we use the plane?

[John]

Oh. Oh, no. You ain't using my plane. I like the one where he asked everybody for money and a lady came up. She goes, I donate with all my heart and soul. What do you say? She said, $936 we raised. And he goes, I was asking for 1200 from everybody. This is not enough. It's like, oh, my God. Dude just called her out. We can't do anything with this. You can't take 900 bucks from one lady.

[Brady]

Take these pennies and go.

[John]

I said 1200. Okay.

[Larry McFeely]

To get the full blessing.

[John]

Yeah. Anyway, the whole world's disgusting. But, you know, if you're gonna be religious, do it.

[Brady]

Please let Brady read the headline of that story again and emphasize the part.

[John]

Yeah, yeah, I like that. I liked when he said that. Fornicating whores. That's a good band name, too. Anyway, so you got one supporter in the media, Dude. I'll go against the grain. I know it's not popular to say he's doing it right, but if you look at that book he likes, kind of says he's right. This one's the warning. It's called Sick. It's a wake up song. It's 98.

[Brady]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[John]

I have heard enough of this.