11-14-25 - BR - FRI - Natl Family Pajama Day Has Us Asking If Brady Does That - The 5 Most Dangerous TikTok Challenges - Sci News On 3I Atlas, Hitler's DNA And Peen Size And A New AI App To Talk To The Dead

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Episode Summary

Episode Title: 11-14-25 – BR – FRI – Natl Family Pajama Day, Dangerous TikTok Challenges, Sci News: 3I Atlas, Hitler’s DNA & Peen Size, and New AI to Talk to the Dead
Date: November 14, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Podcast: 98KUPD, Arizona

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Episode Overview

This lively episode is a quintessential slice of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness." The crew delivers their trademark irreverence by riffing on National Family Pajama Day, poking fun at family traditions, dissecting viral TikTok dangers, and delving into bizarre science news—from Neanderthal DNA and Hitler’s alleged micro anatomy to the emergence of an AI app that lets you chat with the dead. The group’s banter ranges from hilariously awkward family dynamics to sharp observations on modern technology and human stupidity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Radio & Audience Authenticity

• Listener Feedback & “Gut Moves” (01:23–03:05):
  • John recounts a letter from a listener (John) who returned to radio because 98KUPD "still makes gut moves," such as playing unexpected songs like Nine Inch Nails, making the station feel "different" and "authentic."
  • Quote: "That's what makes you guys different. I feel like you still do gut moves...say the things and do the things everybody else isn't allowed to anymore." – John (Listener), paraphrased by Host (02:00)

2. National Family Pajama Day & Masculinity Ribbing

• Pajama Day and Relationship Dynamics (06:13–08:01):
  • Jokes about the perceived “gayness” of family pajama sets, and Brady reveals he was left out of his family’s Christmas PJ order.
  • Lighthearted speculation about what it means if your wife buys everyone pajamas except you.
  • Quote: "Big sign anytime your wife's pet name for you is, 'What're we doing for Christmas this year?'" – John (07:57)
  • The group riffs on the pitfalls of being left out of family traditions.

3. AI, ChatGPT, and Plagiarizing Wedding Vows

• Greeting Cards & AI Vows (08:01–10:39):
  • Letters from listeners reveal some have used ChatGPT to write their wedding vows. The hosts joke that men don't pay attention to vows, so it's harmless—drawing a parallel with greeting cards.
  • Quote: "No dude is going to be upset if a woman ChatGPT'd the vows. We don't care what the vows are. You don’t remember a word of them. No one does. They [women] do." – John (09:20)

4. Fun Facts and Animal Anecdotes

• Bizarre Animal and History Facts (11:54–13:41):
  • Sharks have a dentist office in their stadium, lobsters are cannibals, and Australia had a rabbit population explosion after someone introduced 24 wild rabbits in 1859.
  • The hosts share personal stories about problematic pet rabbits turning into neighborhood infestations.

5. [Segment Highlight] The 5 Most Dangerous TikTok Challenges

• ER-Inducing TikTok Trends (14:53–16:50):
  • Top dangers:
    5. Benadryl Challenge (get high on cold meds)
    4. Fire Challenge (set your skin on fire)
    3. Milk Crate Challenge (stack and climb milk crates)
    2. Tide Pod Challenge
    1. Blackout Challenge (oxygen deprivation for a high)
  • John criticizes parents who blame the internet instead of their kids:
    "People blame Tide Pods and the Internet for that, instead of hitting their kid, 'what the hell's wrong with you?' Morons.” – John (16:09)
  • Childhood stories reveal similar risky behaviors long before TikTok existed.

6. Bizarre Science and History News

• Comet 3I Atlas – Alien Probe? (20:31–22:05):

  • Reportedly acting “odd” for a comet, with a 40% chance (per a Harvard researcher) of being manufactured, sparking lighthearted "Star Wars probe" jokes.
  • Quote: "I'm not saying it is or isn’t [alien]; it’s behaving erratically...there’s a 40% chance it’s made by something manufactured." – John recounting (21:14)

• Hitler’s DNA & Micro Anatomy? (23:31–24:43):

  • A recent DNA analysis of couch fabric from Hitler’s bunker suggests he had Kalman Syndrome (undescended testicles, possible micro penis), prompting tasteless jokes and comparisons to infamous killers.
  • Also debunks the rumor that Hitler had a Jewish grandfather.

• Neanderthal DNA and Cancer Risk with Age:

  • Theory that modern humans “absorbed” Neanderthals through interbreeding.
  • After around 85, cancer risk may decrease—"because cancer doesn't want to go in anything old." (23:24)

• AI for Talking to the Dead – Black Mirror Reality (29:09–30:29):

  • A real AI startup can create avatars to let you "converse" with deceased loved ones—creepy or comforting?
  • Hosts caution about the “uncanny valley,” noting that it won’t feel real until the tech is more advanced.
  • Quote: "If like, if Marcy was part of this...I'd notice the differences, and it'd be like, 'oh, it's not real.' And it would disappoint me...In a year or two, that’s going to be different." – John (30:46)

• Russian AI Robot: Rocky Theme Hilarity (32:07–33:44):

  • Russia introduces its first AI robot, awkwardly wheeled out to the “Rocky” theme—leading to jokes about Soviet symbolism and technological mishaps.

7. Other Odd News and Viral Videos

• French Children Accidentally Exposed to Hardcore Porn on Ferry (33:44–35:01):

  • Ferry operators tried airing a Formula 1 race but accidentally played explicit content, causing kids to flee in distress.

• Las Vegas “Housekeeping Olympics” (35:13–37:06):

  • Vegas resorts compete in bed making, mopping, and toilet-paper-tossing contests, drawing both admiration and criticism.

8. Radio Videos – Viral Clips

• Notable video moments described (37:20–40:01):
  • Woman tries to trip a cop and gets arrested ("help me!" cries ignored).
  • Man is dumped out of a cement mixer (possibly as punishment).
  • Rollercoaster mishap: a person is vomited on by their seatmate—possibly AI, possibly real, but "the imagination is ridiculous." (39:47)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "If it translates to ratings, we’re all going to get hand jobs from the Bob’s and trust me, I’m... finishing on each one of them and I don’t care." – John, on station management (03:20)
• "Family BJ’s are a bad idea." – John, after hearing “PJ’s” misheard as “BJ’s” (19:54)
• "Cancer’s like my dick—it ain’t going in anything old." – John (23:24)
• "He [Hitler] had a micro dick, which is not surprising." – John (24:37)
• "Stop picturing Hitler in a lounging position being drawn by Leonardo." – John (24:55)
• "If it is a manufactured thing, we got something to talk about." – Harvard researcher as paraphrased by John (21:19)
• "We should research what they [the Bobs] are doing...make it a stupid PowerPoint presentation." – John and Dick (03:06–03:14)
• "Do like I do—fake a seizure. No one ever wants you to go anywhere for like two days." – John, on avoiding shopping with a spouse (19:21)
• "No dude is going to be upset if a woman chat GPT'd the vows. We don’t care what the vows are." – John (09:20)
• "If your wife buys the whole family except you some stuff...That’s a sign." – John (06:43)

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Key Timestamps for Important Segments

• Listener Returns to Radio: 01:23–03:05
• Pajama Day / Family Traditions: 06:13–08:01
• AI-generated Wedding Vows Debate: 08:01–10:39
• Viral TikTok Challenges: 14:53–16:50
• Science News 3I Atlas Alien Probe Debate: 20:31–22:05
• Hitler’s DNA & Micro Peen: 23:31–24:43
• AI Startup for ‘Talking to the Dead’: 29:09–30:29
• Russian AI Robot / Rocky Theme: 32:07–33:44
• Viral Videos & Gross-Out Moments: 37:20–40:01

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Tone & Style

True to Holmberg's irreverent, conversational style, this episode mixes sharp cultural commentary with crude humor. The group’s rapport is on full display, blending serious topics (AI, DNA revelations, Comet theories) with signature banter about bodily functions, relationship mishaps, and societal stupidity.

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In Summary

For listeners, this episode offers a whirlwind tour of weird news, bizarre science, and the ridiculousness of modern life—filtered through the hosts’ trademark brashness and Arizona radio flavor. From pajama snubs and wedding vow plagiarism to Hitler’s couch and “Housekeeping Olympics,” Holmberg and crew keep things unpredictable, often inappropriate, and always entertaining.

Transcript

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[D]

I think it's doing as well as they wanted.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And I don't think it's gotten great reviews. But the interesting thing was some of our Bobs do they do research on stuff all the time. And interviewed, interviewed a listener named John who wrote back that he had quit radio. He didn't want anything to do with it. And he's like, you know, basically the Bobs had wrecked it. It had become homogenized. Everywhere he goes, he heard the same thing. He said, but when I did check in, it was kupd. And he said, and I heard you guys playing the Nine Inch Nails song and thought, wow, that's not a radio move. Somebody's making a gut call there, which is true. And. And he kind of recognized it and started to listen to the station. And he's addicted to the station. He came down here yesterday. He was Larry's guest. Larry called him up and said he wrote a letter and looked at the research thing. And this dude came down with his wife yesterday. Couldn't have been cooler. It was like two in the afternoon. And Larry's like, hey, that guy's coming down. I showed you his letter. Can you meet him? He was an awesome dude. And that song right there was why he's like, you know what? That's what makes you guys different. I feel like you'd still do gut moves. I still feel like you guys, you know, say the things and do the things that everybody else isn't allowed to anymore. I'm like, yeah, so that's what radio used to be. So thanks for recognizing it, John. And thanks to Trent Resner, Nine Inch Nails for bringing him back to the fold. That sing that simple song. Brought that guy back in the mix. Take that, Bob's. Your research backfired on you.

[E]

You.

[A]

We're doing it right. We should research. We should do a research program on what they're doing. Oh, how about that?

[D]

That would be awesome.

[A]

That would be pretty amazing.

[D]

I would just overload. That would like make it a stupid PowerPoint presentation.

[A]

Constantly. Just everything. 8am Code word from the Bob game. Ride. Ride. And again, we're supposed to be in the last day of the BOB game. Take it in the app. We named the game. We had the thing, but it's basically this thing they're doing all over. But it is giving you guys money, and that's an awesome thing. So handing out cash to the people that have won, that's been the goal the whole time. Thousand bucks. We're gonna do it one more day, but thank you guys for being part of this. Last week's winner was Dwayne Wong. Randy twice. No, no. Dwayne Wong. Randy Troja. SEC Ryan Alvarez, Eric Parsons. The list goes on and on. It could be you next.

[D]

Rudy Bustillas.

[A]

Could be the Rudy Bustillas. That was the name that we announced falsely because he works here. I know Rudy. I didn't know his last name was Bustios. Ride is today's 8 o' clock code word. And that might be the one that gets you a thousand bucks. And again, a quick thank you to everybody who has gone on the app and done this game. The numbers are unbelievable on our end and if it translates to ratings, we're all going to get hand jobs from the Bob's and trust me, I'm. We're raw dogging that. I'm finishing on each one of them and I don't care. John, you're so Sir. Oh, you got it all over. Sorry about that. Here's a little hand towel. It looks like a big towel to you because you're so small in my hands, but yeah. So the Bobs are going to be thrilled. We crushed it. And again, we have a couple more days to make them lose their minds. Just tell everybody at your work to download that app. They don't have to participate if they don't want to. If they don't like the station, that's fine. Just have them download the app. They can delete it. In a week or two the Bobs will lose their minds and knee jerk some weird thing and maybe even give us more money to give you guys. So it works for everybody. I give away the secrets. I give away the secrets of the dumb bob. But the word at 8 o' clock is ride. R I D E. Good luck to all of you. I hope you all win a thousand dollars, which is statistically impossible. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. That's called the Brady report and it's brought to you by all prochade allproched.com get you all together. And the great thing is like we always talk about, you get those motorized shades, those motorized blinds, and the weather's coming this weekend. It's gonna be some rain, gonna be some nastiness, probably some wind with that. When the wind gets going, these motorized shades have sensors that say nap too much and they suck themselves back in. Just like Trump and Clinton. They suck it in and then they put themselves away. Unlike those umbrellas that sometimes end up in your pool. And if you've ever been like me pulling an umbrella out of a pool, that is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life, ever. Patio furniture is one thing. I had a table go in once and I waited for summer to get it out because it was the pool guy's like, let's just leave it. I'm like, you're right. That is so hard to get. I was like an eight person table. The motorized shades, they don't do that. They're smarter than your average umbrella. And you can get those right now from all pro shade. And because it's closing in on winter, on those beautiful days that turn into cool nights, you can still use your patio under your new awning from All Pro Shade. Because they're going to throw in a heater to boot. All pro shade.com Brady Report.

[E]

Good Friday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. We've made it.

[A]

Hi.

[E]

Happy National Family PJ Day.

[A]

Gay.

[D]

We're overthinking the gayest thing ever.

[A]

Do you ever do that? You probably have done that.

[E]

I noticed Ronnie had sets of PJs.

[A]

For her and Kirby Christmas, but not you.

[E]

Nope. I wasn't.

[A]

Man, you've been elbowed out.

[E]

I had. I know I had.

[A]

Do you ever say anybody, like, where's mine? It's a subtle end. I bought the whole family except you. Some stuff.

[E]

We. We haven't done it one other time. Well, we did it last year.

[A]

Family PJs.

[E]

Yeah. And you and Bunny and me. And we all four had it. Yeah. She thought, oh, that'd be fun.

[D]

It's Bunny coming out again.

[E]

Yeah. So Bunny and I are pinched out right now.

[A]

Maybe she doesn't think you're gonna make it to Christmas. It's day to day, you know.

[E]

It's not like that. She did notice. I didn't have to say anything. She got those PJs. I've never worn them again.

[A]

Oh, you're offending her.

[E]

Well, it's Christmas, Right?

[A]

Right.

[D]

But also has.

[E]

She will still wear that. Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[E]

When it gets cold.

[D]

Let me ask you this. Did she make this purchase in August, right around the.

[E]

No, it just.

[A]

I just noticed surgery.

[E]

They came earlier this week.

[A]

Okay. So she's prepping and you're not involved yet.

[E]

Yeah. Or unless I got a different set coming.

[A]

Or maybe they didn't have enough material and they had to start.

[E]

I used last year.

[A]

Last year, but it doesn't match.

[E]

Yeah. Right.

[D]

It sounds like you're holding out hope for this year. Still. No.

[E]

I think I'll ask her.

[A]

Yeah. How come I didn't get a set of pjs? Get your own. That's a sign.

[E]

Big sign.

[A]

It's a big sign anytime your wife's pet name for you is, what are.

[E]

We doing for Christmas this year?

[A]

Big sign. When you get that business. That's this. I got an email from a guy that says, I just found out my wife's vows last year were chat GPT. And I go, so what? I'm like, all Hallmark cards are plagiarized nonsense, too. And he goes, yeah. He said, but wouldn't it bother her if I did it? I'm like, of course it would. But that is if she found out women are so lost in their own dress and the way they look that they just think suddenly you found pros like you became Keats or Shelly the day of your wedding. And she's like, this is magic. She's not gonna think you use chatgpt unless your dumb ass tells her. You know that newspaper that just got in trouble cuz at the end of the article they just printed it said, if you'd like me to spice this up with a new headline, all you have to do is click. He included that in the article. Everyone at the newspaper is fired. That's what you got to watch for. You don't just. You click it, you proofread it, you edit it, and you make sure that no chat GPT evidence is there and you give your wife the vows. That way she's never going to know. So. And no dude is going to be upset if a woman chat GPT the vows. We don't care what the vows are. You don't remember a word of them. No one does. They do. And if you're all of a sudden magic and flowery and beautiful, they're going to just think that you love them that much that it came out of you, even if you're 99% dolt. So go ahead and do it. Chatgpt for vows. That's easier. If you're mad about that, then every card you've ever gotten in your life should piss you off because they're all somebody else's words. I've never understood greeting cards. I don't get it.

[D]

Like all the time back that I've spent in a greeting card aisle. Nope, not that one. No, not that one. No.

[A]

In the meantime, you could have probably just done it yourself.

[D]

Just write your name. It's all. It's just as good.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. They're now selling more cards that have nothing on the inside.

[A]

The blank inside. Yeah, but Blankensides are great. But then guys like you.

[E]

Funny.

[A]

Yeah, well, funny. But when you got to scribble a love note in your handwriting, it looks like a murderer.

[E]

It means something. Yeah.

[A]

So it's better for you to get one of those calligraphy ones because when you scroll out.

[D]

Yeah. Like, did you ever send a love note? It had to have.

[E]

Oh, yeah, I've done it.

[A]

There's two S's in possession. Well, you're my possession.

[D]

Love doesn't have a U. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

The. The typo, you know, Misspellings.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Didn' happen too much. Being able to write, read it.

[A]

Horrendously unromantic handwriting and what's different? Like, if you told me to write your beautiful card, it would, like, who wrote this? She would say, who wrote this?

[E]

Exactly.

[A]

John did. I'm like, oh, now she's questioning whether you and I were in cahoots on what to say. It's like, it's not your thoughts. You can't win. Yeah. You shouldn't write love notes because it would like it.

[E]

I'm patient with writing.

[D]

So toward the end, it gets worse.

[E]

No, you just. Every time. The time that you are writing, a lot of times, it's always trying to get it done in time. You feel like you're. Yeah, if I took my time more, I could write.

[A]

Sometimes you have. Like, when you hand me a note, the Y is backwards, almost like you. I don't know if that's speed or anything else. Yeah, it's the lefty thing. That's what I always say. I think it's because you're lefty and you knock things out sometimes.

[D]

So the tail is on the left side.

[A]

Yeah. It comes in hot. The G does too. It comes.

[E]

It depends. It's a combination of print and.

[A]

Yes. You've handed me notes where sometimes the G is a little like. It's so goofy. It's backwards. But I always attribute it to being left handed.

[E]

Goes like that.

[A]

Yeah. His Y's get weird. Like, he's got a few of them, but his handwriting. And Brett's worse.

[D]

Brett is worse.

[A]

Brett might be worse than your handwriting. Like, you two should not write romantic.

[D]

Letters, too, but you should write love letters.

[A]

Yeah. If Brett's gonna write a love note to Mathias, you are. Option A. Compared to him, it's gonna get away with it.

[E]

She wouldn't suspect.

[A]

She'd think Brett was going to penmanship school.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Brett's handwriting. Hey, he might as well write with his feet. It's terrible. Anyway, sorry.

[E]

Got a couple of days. Fun facts. The San Jose Sharks have a dentist office inside the stadium.

[A]

All hockey places should.

[D]

Yeah, I think they.

[E]

Yeah. Lobsters are cannibals. When they're hungry and looking for food, they'll happily eat another lobster.

[A]

They're delicious.

[D]

Trump says. I know the feeling.

[A]

Huh? What the hell are you talking about? All right, leave the jokes to the professionals. What does that mean?

[E]

A guy brought 24 wild rabbits into Australia in 1859. And they multiplied so fast. Then less than 70 years. Population? 10 billion.

[A]

10 billion.

[D]

How many years?

[A]

70.

[E]

70 years. They reproduced at a rate of 18 to 30. Every single. For every single female rabbit per year. Wow.

[A]

My friend Stebbings had rabbits when he was a kid. And they had it in their side yard. And they were adorable. Those fluffy hairy ones. I don't know what you call those. They were cute. They weren't like jackrabbits. They were pretty black and white.

[D]

They do okay in the desert.

[A]

They're great. Oh, here's. Here's why. Because like, four streets over, people are like, these goddamn rabbits are everywhere. They were burrowing under the entire neighborhood. In Tempe, we lived on Price and Southern. They were out. You'd see Mark's rabbits. Like there was a field between our neighborhood and the price before the 101 was there. And there's just rabbits sitting out there. Mark's fluffy bunnies into the earth. And then you'd go to his house and there was like, where there were once seven, there are now 40.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

And he's marshmallow. You gotta get rid of these damn rabbits. And the neighbors are knocking on doors holding rabbits by the scruff. Get this goddamn rabbit thing situated. They made full size rabbits so fast. I don't know if they gassed him or what. But Mark suddenly didn't have rabbits anymore.

[E]

That's the old station we worked at with one of the music directors, Erica. Oh, yeah, it's a rabbit rescue. And yeah.

[A]

Oh, it's.

[E]

That's the problem. People will get a. A rabbit and it would do exactly.

[A]

You get a couple rabbits, but you don't know the.

[E]

The sex of the rabbits.

[A]

Literally tunneled. Two went from Hermosa Road, Manhattan and La Jolla. It went to La Jolla Road. Like that's, you know, two on each street. It's going under that, under the street, under another house, under another house, under a street and under another house to get to the third street. Holmberg's morning sickness. And they'd pop up in people's backyards and they'd dig holes. And it was like a matter of days. You go back over to Mark's house. If you haven't been there for a week, it's like, what is going on over there? And it's. It was a S10 camper shed. No, just the top of the camper, the shell. And then 100 rabbits.

[D]

Cool.

[A]

And Mark's like, we don't know what to do. I think his stepdad, Larry just killed them all.

[E]

Awesome.

[A]

It was. I don't know. They ate him. I think he just stomped him out. It was bad. Yeah. Rabbits are fast.

[E]

We've got a tick tock. This attorney firm in California put together the five Most dangerous tick tock challenges of all time, based on ER stats and news reports. Number five, the Benadryl. Benadryl challenge, where people were risking death to get high on cold meds. Basically. That was in 2020. The Fire Challenge. Pouring flammable liquids on your skin and lighting it. Bunch of kids suffered serious burns.

[A]

I don't remember that one. You'd be the dumbest person alive to try it.

[E]

The milk crate challenge is number three. They had over 8,000 ER visits between 21, 2020 and 2021. Yeah. You'd stack them up and try to.

[A]

See how many could get back down. Try to climb down the pyramid of milk crates.

[E]

Yeah. The Tide pod challenge number two, between 2016 and 2020.

[D]

Yeah, they are.

[E]

35,000 kids in the ER didn't report any deaths on that one.

[D]

I gotta say, as a parent, like, Alex will be 20 in February. Getting to 20. I'm like, how did.

[A]

How do you do that? Here's the other thing. People blame Tide pods and the Internet for that. Instead of once just going and hitting their kid, going, what the hell's wrong with you? I give the dumbest person in life. It was never their. Never Braden's fault. It was never, ever the dummy's fault. It was always the influence. Like, yeah, they're gonna see some terrible stuff. It's your job as a parent to make sure that they don't try everything dumb. They see it's. It's gonna be part of their lives forever. Morons.

[E]

The number one, the Blackout challenge. It's where you deprive yourself of oxygen to get high. Went viral in 2021. They claim it's caused at least 100 deaths since then, maybe more.

[A]

I lived in Poway, California. This is not Internet related. This is dumb kid related. And people need to recognize that. And I was standing on our porch, and the neighbor kid across the street was a couple years older than me. He's a big kid named Steve. And Steve came over there and he goes, we just figured out something. I'm gonna try it on you. I'm like, what? And it was this weird thing where if you lift somebody by their ears, if you like palm them like a basketball, and try to pick a kid up by his ears, he'll pass out. That's what they thought. And I was the smallest kid, so try it on you. And he put his palms of his hands on my ears and started to lift me up. And I'm hanging there and I'm like, this is great. The older kids like me. My dad came out and he said, put him down. Bonked him in the head with. I think it was a newspaper or something. He hit him. Get the hell off my porch. What are you doing? You're gonna break his neck. That's why he passes out. You're separating his spine from his body, you moron. Cuz you're swinging me around. That's what it took a parent to come out and go, knock it off. It's not the influencers for. They found out somehow or another. I don't even know if that's true.

[E]

I think that the oxygen one, the blackout challenge, is where you breathe.

[A]

Oh, there's been that one forever. Yeah.

[E]

Pass out kind of.

[A]

Oh, this one was one that this kid wanted to lift me to see if I'd pass out from that. And what he was doing was breaking my neck or separating my brain.

[D]

The death from that, though, I mean, you're depriving yourself of oxygen, but when you fall over, you're.

[A]

That's when you die.

[D]

Yeah, but you, your, your body is supposed to recover, right?

[A]

No, no, but like you hit your head or something. I think that's what it's got to.

[E]

Be too, because he used to do.

[A]

It as a I got you, Shatner. He basically did. He turned to me in the elevator. I better do three quick breaths and then one big one, and we'll see what happens. I start now. And down he went.

[E]

There's a guy in Russia who's facing charges after he staged a carjacking because he didn't want to go shopping with his wife. It happened in April, but the cops in central Russia just shared the details. His wife called them and said her Toyota Corolla was stolen. Then she said she called back later and said they found it abandoned. Cops checked it out, found that there. There were signs of forced entry, including damage to the ignition switch. But they got a little suspicious after a while because the details didn't start to add up and eventually concluded he staged the whole thing to get out of being dragged along on the shopping trip. Now he's looking at two years in prison.

[A]

Oh, man.

[E]

For filing a false report.

[A]

Do like I do and fake a seizure. No one ever wants you to go anywhere for like two days. If you just start flopping around on the ground going, wallet, wallet. And we can't go to the.

[D]

Get some Alka Seltzer.

[A]

We can't go to the farmer's market. He had another seizure. And then you're at home, she's at farmer's market. You're tugging away to porn. It's great.

[D]

John. Huge lesson in actually listening intently to the show.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Earlier this morning you guys were talking about, well, just a minute ago, PJs. And I heard, well, family BJ's wife turned to me and said, I'll trade BJ's with you.

[A]

Family BJ's are a bad idea.

[D]

That's a bad idea.

[A]

Mother, father, BJ's. Well, wait a minute. Let me rephrase that. Husband, wife, BJ's are. Okay, okay.

[D]

It was a big difference in the conversation.

[A]

Sure changes the meaning a lot. For the want of a letter, another.

[D]

Guy says, john, the first time I used chat GPT was for my wedding vows, actually. I had like two sentences in and put the rest of it into chat gpd because I gave up. Gave me a five minute monologue. It was beautiful, man. Made me tear up a little bit. I'm not telling anybody that.

[A]

Don't. Well, you just did, dumbass. Keep it to yourself. Back pocket.

[D]

Nameless.

[A]

Back pocket. Anonymous, man.

[E]

And now it's time for some science news.

[D]

All right.

[E]

Hello, my friends. Professor Brady Logan here with your science news. There were reports this week that the interstellar object that swung around the sun, Three Eye Atlas. Three Eye Atlas exploded while zipping past the sun. They're saying the whole thing might have.

[A]

Exploded or the Holmberg conundrum and it bore itself into the sun. And they're not telling us.

[E]

But now it sounds like there may have. May have jumped in, jumped the gun on that because that Harvard researcher who's been pushing the alien thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Shared images Tuesday that it's still intact. Most experts continue to say it's a comet because it is leaving a little.

[A]

Bit of a trail doing something. But it goes away. The trail will occasionally disappear, according to this dude from Harvard.

[E]

Yeah. He says it could be thrusters the aliens are using to speed it up.

[A]

He was on Bruce St. James and Larry Gaydos had him on yesterday. That Harvard dude? Really? Yeah, yeah. I forget his name and his. It was an interesting thing because he said, look, I'm not saying it is or it isn't. He's. Everybody's making this guy out to be the nutbag. But he's not. He's nice. I'm not saying it is or it isn't, but it's behaving erratically and strange compared to a comet. And he said, and from my estimations and his team, there's a 40% chance it's made by something like that's manufactured. Yeah. And he Said. And then that would be all we need to know that there's something else out there it may not be coming for. He said, everything you're supposed to say may not be coming for us. But if it is a manufactured thing, we got something to talk about.

[D]

Did we learn anything from Star Wars? They send out probes first.

[A]

Yes. Yeah, it's the probe. But if we find out, oh, this was built our lives, everything is, like, okay, irrefutable now.

[E]

In the ancient human news.

[D]

Then ask yourself if it really matters. If Trump blew Clinton.

[A]

It still matters. We still have to look. It's like, just because the neighbor's house is on fire, we're still fine. I'm just going to go to work. You have to do something. But it still matters in your home. You know, TV still works. You're going to watch it.

[E]

A study found that Neanderthals may have never truly gone extinct. We just got it on with them so much, we absorbed their entire species.

[D]

Really?

[A]

That's interesting.

[E]

A study found your cancer risk might actually decrease as you get older, but only once you're in your mid-80s. For some reason, cancer has a harder time spreading. Once you've turned around 85 years old.

[A]

It just leaves you alone. So long, Boomer.

[D]

There's no material here.

[E]

Yeah, pretty much. I mean, if you've not had cancer up until this point, then you're.

[D]

It's like Brett's impervious age.

[A]

So cancer's like, my dick. It ain't going in anything old.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Speaking of Ds.

[D]

Worst transition ever.

[E]

Hitler's DNA reveals the Nazi leader likely had a syndrome that can affect genitals. They have DNA from the material in the couch that he finally laid on when he basically shot himself.

[A]

Oh, I thought he was in.

[E]

They cut a piece of the. Evidently, they got a piece of the couch, and we're not even sure he shot himself. Then they. And then there was. That's what I said.

[A]

No, I'm ready for it.

[E]

Shot himself. And then they. The fire, I thought, yeah, they burned him up. But evidently someone.

[A]

He decorated the bunker, hid couches. I guess you could hang out. Yeah, I'm sure. Like a mattress. But I didn't realize he had a living room.

[E]

So the Cleveland Clinic did the. The testing, and they found this syndrome that can disrupt the process that drives puberty and manifest in a symptom. His symptoms basically coming that he has micro pe.

[A]

He had a micro dick, which is not surprising.

[E]

There's a good chance his testes never dropped down either.

[A]

From this always had him inside.

[D]

I picture him being on a chase like Rose was in the Titanic naked. Not a couch but like a.

[A]

You know, that's something you need to talk to a therapist about.

[D]

That's how I envision it.

[A]

Stop it. Stop picturing Hitler in a lounging position being drawn by Leonardo.

[E]

It's called Kalman syndrome.

[A]

And they're saying that Hitler might have had that.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Which means your balls never drop. He's the golden State killer.

[E]

Exactly.

[A]

Yeah, same thing. He's got a dime sized pinky knuckle penis and that's what drove him mad. He should have been mad at. He should have not been mad at the Jews then furious at after.

[E]

That's what they're saying that. That done doesn't connect that way necessarily. But he also did not. You know, they mentioned Ava Braun but he never really.

[A]

She stayed tight.

[E]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah, that's what we learned today.

[D]

Speaking of John, I can't get this out of my head. So you're telling me this morning that and I'm not sure if this is the exact term but Monica Lewinsky and Donald Trump are Eskimo.

[A]

Yeah, they're Eskimo nothing. Eskimo addiction. I think they spin in the Eskimo attic. Is it igloo or Eskimo? Eskimos are offensive, not Eskimos are offensive. Saying Eskimos offensive. Eskimos are also offensive. There's probably a few offensive Eskimos. Yeah.

[D]

Igloo I wouldn't think is offensive in itself. Right.

[A]

No, igloos are. Igloos are real. Well, Eskimos are real. I don't. I'm not going to stop saying Eskimo because A, I'm probably not going to run into one and B, there's still a football team called the Eskimos, right?

[D]

Yeah. And I don't think they want you.

[E]

This is.

[D]

Stop saying it.

[A]

I think they do.

[D]

Do they?

[A]

In northern Alaska.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Oh yeah.

[D]

Isn't that what they are?

[A]

No, evidently that's the N word to them.

[E]

The other little DNA we gave them.

[A]

I don't know. Inuit is the appropriate.

[E]

Yeah, but yeah, it must have come from a lot of times the words they hear it and then it's been Americanized after.

[A]

Well, I don't know because Canadians did it first.

[D]

The Edmonton Inuits doesn't ring as true.

[A]

And Eskimos were around when Alaska was Russia so I don't know where it comes from. It sounds like one of their words to be honest with you.

[E]

Yeah, well that's what we end up doing, we take one of the words.

[A]

And we bastardize for sure. But it sounds like whatever an Eskimo would say that kind of flows with their words.

[E]

It's like squaw peak.

[A]

We thought we were doing a nice thing by saying squaw peak, and it turned out that's Horror Mountain.

[E]

The analysis also debunks the myth that Hitler had a Jewish grandfather. Yeah, the DNA and the blood showed he did not.

[A]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Are we sure it's Hitler's blood? Isn't this like the shroud of material? We now know the couch he died on. We're not sure where that was, but we have the furniture, evidently. Okay.

[E]

We had a piece of a couch.

[A]

So we are now putting to rest how he died as fact, because I've.

[E]

Always heard that he shot himself.

[A]

Yeah, I've always heard that. That was speculation and assumption that he killed himself in a bunker, whether or.

[E]

Not he killed himself or not. But, yeah, he was killed by a gunshot.

[A]

We don't know that for sure. That's just. That's a theory, isn't it?

[E]

I thought I heard at one time that he.

[A]

He.

[E]

He shot.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's what we've heard. That's my point. That's what. But we have not proven that. We've all heard that. But that doesn't mean I don't have any. There's. No, I don't. Maybe there is now, but there's been no irrefutable evidence that says this is how Hitler died. We weren't sure and he was dead at all.

[E]

Like, wow. If it sounds like the fire maybe didn't happen until after the fact, but someone's like, well, I'm gonna cut.

[A]

But again, material only. You're going off of this as if we know, because, like, what you thought is what I've heard. They shot themselves and then it was burned up.

[E]

But I.

[A]

But that's never been confirmed.

[E]

Right. And. But I wouldn't doubt that someone cut part of the material. Who knows if they have Again, that. Because they did that with Lincoln.

[A]

But the point being, we know how Lincoln died. Yeah, we're sure of it. So of course they cut some of his shirt up and stuff like that. They tore his dead bones around on a train, remember?

[E]

I don't know if you saw the episode of Black Mirror.

[A]

Seen them all.

[E]

It's the one where they do a startup like an AI.

[A]

You're more specific.

[E]

They're almost all that talking to dead people.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[E]

Well, there's an AI startup in LA called Two Way.

[A]

It's Domino Gleason. I think that's a great episode.

[E]

And it launched an app that lets you communicate with friends and relatives after they die. The AI version takes her voice and everything and. And takes her image and basically you can talk to them all you want. And they show an example of this lady who's pregnant talking to her mother who passed away. Gross. Giving her being pregnancy advice and stuff. And then the baby's born and it's a year into it or probably two or three years old.

[A]

Meets grandma.

[E]

Meets grandma. Grandma reads her a bedtime story that she read her daughter.

[A]

It's. I still like for me the problem with that is it's like have you seen the Bob Barker AI stuff where he loses his mind or he's drunk or he's in a wife beater and stuff. He starts cussing everybody. Sometimes if it's your mom, sometimes the Bob Barker is not quite right. Like it's just the voice is always good. The face is a little off or something if it was your mother.

[D]

The uncanny valley. It's different with that.

[E]

I've just seen all those different contestants on the prices.

[A]

Oh, the contestants are great because you don't know what they're. But Bob sometimes doesn't look right. Sometimes Mr. Rogers on those. He's too right. Until they, until they make it perfect. If like, if Marcy was part of this. My mom.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And I did that, I'd notice the differences and it'd be like, oh, it's not real. And it would disappoint me until look, in a year or two that's going to be different. It's going to be real and it'll probably hologram also.

[D]

According to AI, the word Eskimo derives from the Algonquin and Cree. Words that basically mean two things. Eaters of raw meat. Another definition is one who nets snowshoes.

[A]

Cool. This guy says you're up, listener. Here in Michigan, our high school football team is the Escanaba Eskimos. Mo is the mascot. Slant eyes, whole deal. Look it up. The Escanaba Eskimos. Mo is their mascot and they. They made him the stereotyping them the last thing.

[E]

Science news. Russia's first AI robot.

[D]

Oh my God.

[E]

Have you seen the video Toledo? No.

[A]

Is this the Eskimo? The Escanab. Oh yeah, that's him. Yeah, they made him super Chinese looking. Oh, he's up there in Eskimo land where you gotta have your eyes. Yeah. With the sun glaring off the snow white line.

[D]

It's Esquimo.

[A]

Yeah, they. With a Y. He did too.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

They go snow blind. That wind gets that. And the sun bouncing off all that white. Their eyes have to squint down. That's evolution, baby.

[E]

So Russia rolls out their AI robot to the theme from Rocky. And it kind of. You have to see the video. It kind of shuffles. And Rocky beat Russia.

[A]

Why would they do this?

[E]

Because he's coming out like a champ.

[A]

But Rocky brought. They should have done it for Drago.

[E]

Rocky united.

[A]

I know. He brought down Russia and made him a democracy for a little while. That was Drago's fault. Oh, my goodness. All right. So then Russia builds a robot and brings him out to Rocky music.

[E]

This is their. Yeah, first version.

[A]

Is it designed to fight us?

[E]

Just show they have the technology.

[A]

Seems awfully American for the Russians to do this. Wait, you gotta turn your science music off. Oh, my God. You got a disaster up there. Here comes the Rocky robot. There's the sound. Oh, boy, you've made a mess of things.

[D]

Sounds up.

[A]

What is it? I've got nothing. What is the.

[E]

There he waves.

[A]

Shatner. It's the same thing that happened. Shatner lesson. That's exactly how William fell.

[E]

But it goes so well with the music.

[A]

It's a little top heavy, apparently, this video. Then they put a curtain over him like racehorse. What a disaster. They tried to bring the curtain downs all twisted. You could. Nothing to see here. Oh, the Russians blew it. That's good stuff. That's exactly how Shatner fell. And they built it for. It's just their fade look. That's impressive that they got that robot out there for the stage. They've been ready for it. He just missed. Took a tumble. There's a. Oh, you turned yourself off.

[E]

Go ahead. A ferry in France. That Be more specific.

[A]

No, I think he means it.

[E]

It's a ferry.

[A]

Yeah, it's a gay.

[E]

He was heading to. From New Haven to Sussex. Going from basically France to Sussex, England.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And it was loaded with a bunch of kids.

[A]

Oh, that type of ferry.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. I had to change my brain.

[E]

So basically you put. You can park your car on it. Then you go, it's a fair across the body water. Well, the kids were enjoying hardcore porn on the TV. They were trying to air the F1 race going on.

[A]

And they messed up.

[E]

Yeah. Wait a minute.

[D]

The kids were doing this or the.

[E]

No, kids came running out of the. The area where the porn was playing.

[A]

Screaming, and they just accidentally air dropped.

[E]

So they apologized to everyone on the ferry.

[A]

Nothing you can do. They were trying to get the F1 race and they turned it on and.

[E]

Somehow that came up.

[A]

Well, Pierre's phone, the last thing he was watching. So when he hit mirror screen, mirror. Oops.

[D]

I thought sex was more accepted over there. Why were the kids running?

[A]

Still not going to do it in the middle of the day on a ferry ride. I think that's.

[E]

Nudity is kind of more accepted, but the porn takes it to the next level.

[A]

I think we assume they'll do billboards of. They don't have porn. Just playing on ferry rides for. We're going to Sussex. Enjoy the new Madison Navi.

[E]

I guess some people are pretty worked up because Las Vegas had its housekeeping Olympics. Teams from the resorts. How would glory battle every year? And people are saying, yeah, how dare you do this? But here's a couple pictures of the.

[A]

This is.

[E]

There's the vacuuming AI did.

[A]

Is this real? Because AI does these fake Olympics of women vacuuming and stuff.

[E]

Yeah, well, 15 second clips going around. People coordinated.

[A]

So it actually is a thing.

[E]

Yeah. And they have one where you're. You have to fold the shirts. Yeah. This one's different from the AI.

[A]

What do you win?

[E]

Pride that you.

[D]

You win pride.

[E]

You're the best. They are the fastest at vacuuming.

[A]

Let me tell you what nation's gonna dominate this.

[E]

Nine teams competed this year.

[A]

Mexico. They're gonna clobber everybody.

[E]

Don't do it. They do it by the resorts. So the nine teams that competed this year.

[D]

Come on, Brady. We know.

[E]

With Arya Vadara, who won, taking the top two spots. Arya.

[A]

Well, damn right. Clean spot.

[D]

Here we go.

[A]

So they would even bother with the Mexico part because it would be just competing against themselves.

[E]

Mini Zamboni.

[A]

Well, by resort floor.

[E]

The floor buffer did it in T Mobile.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

That went head to head in a variety of events like bed making, mop relays, and a toilet paper toss. They even had a dance off. Which of course is a critical aspect of every successful housekeeping sesh. This whole thing is part of a tradition in Vegas celebrating the people who keep Sin City shining. The guest room.

[A]

They celebrate them. They celebrate them by making them do their jobs again.

[F]

As one commentator put it, the only way we can.

[A]

You know what they should do is give them a free weekend or something and some free play rather than go over to T Mobile and do some more vacuuming. We'll celebrate that.

[D]

Sorry, I almost said it. Those vacuums suck.

[A]

Those vacuums are incredible. Yeah, I love the aria stuff. All right, well, re One that's good. That's a win for me. Then. That's where I stay.

[E]

I got a couple of radio videos.

[D]

People are really missing the Brett videos, by the way.

[A]

I know. Well, you know what, though? An honor.

[E]

I've got one that is Brett.

[A]

Pretty close. Okay. Yeah. You're trying to do your best.

[E]

It's a. This is a lady that gets arrested because these cops were in the process of arresting somebody. You'll see it.

[A]

They're doing their job and somebody else gets them both. This New York City. Oh, here comes a cop breaking free of an arrest.

[E]

He tried to trip.

[A]

She tried to trip a cop running after another guy. Jerk ass. Yeah, the cop gets around it, does a great job, and goes back and busts her. I saw that. It's basically what you're getting arrested.

[E]

But now she's like, somebody help me.

[A]

Getting arrested for getting, you know, help me. She says, help me.

[D]

Oh, you're on your own, sister.

[A]

This is the fault of the. The news. Making cops bad guys. You don't know. That's terrible. I hope she goes to jail for a long time.

[D]

How about him for deciding it coming?

[A]

That dude's a good running back. The jets should sign him because they got nothing.

[E]

This is the Brett one that we'd see normal.

[A]

Okay, Is that a cement truck and it's dropping? Oh, there's a guy in it. Yep. There's a guy in the cement mixer hole and he's pouring out. Oh, my goodness. Did they know he was in there?

[E]

I think he was.

[A]

Oh, is this a punishment? Yeah, he got thrown into the back of a cement mixer, and they pumped him out of the thing down the chute where they're pouring fresh cement.

[D]

Pouring that cement out on the ground.

[A]

Well, that's what cement goes.

[D]

Yeah, but it usually goes in a frame.

[E]

Yeah, I know. Have you seen the insides?

[D]

Oh, they just.

[E]

Yeah, it's a spiral blade thing that mixes everything.

[A]

Is that it?

[E]

Got one more. Okay, roller coaster.

[A]

This looks fake.

[E]

Mouth wide open.

[D]

This is the same one as this other AI One.

[A]

That's an Asian who throws up and. No, he throws up on his.

[D]

Himself.

[A]

Get to the top next to him. Oh, it's the person next to. Oh, God. All right, the person next to him throws up, and on their way down, it goes into the mouth of the person screaming next to the puker.

[E]

I can't tell. That's AI.

[A]

Oh, I don't care. The imagination is ridiculous.

[E]

Oh, it's got to happen quite often.

[A]

You're screaming and screaming and the person next to you vomits. You make a turn and it all goes in your mouth. God hates you. Yuck. All right. Is that all?

[E]

That's it.

[A]

All right. Well done. That's it. It's 8:36. The word for 8 o' clock is ride. R, I, D, E. Put that in the promo code for 8 o'. Clock. Try to win yourself some money. There goes your Brady Report.

[E]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees.

[A]

I have heard enough of this.