11-17-25 - BR - MON - Trying To Figure Out Why We're So Attacked By Mosquitoes This Year As Brady Confuses Us By Prepping To NOT Be Bitten By Them

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – “Why Are Mosquitoes Attacking Us So Bad This Year?”

Episode Date: November 17, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode centers on an unusually severe mosquito problem plaguing Arizona in 2025, with the crew sharing personal experiences, theories, and general confusion—especially about why some people get bitten more than others. Amid a lively and sarcastic tone, the team debates everything from mosquito repellents to conspiracy theories about the bug spray market, and they exchange stories of uncomfortable, sometimes hilarious, run-ins with the persistent insects.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fred Durst, Putin, and public reactions

• The show opens with a digression about past celebrity statements, specifically Fred Durst's pro-Russian comments from 2012:
  • John Holmberg: “Can we hold Fred Durst to his thoughts from 13 years ago, can we?” (03:22)
  • The crew jokes about the retrospective reconsideration of controversial comments.
• Notable Quote:
  • “People listen to Fred Durst to the point where in 2025, things he said 12 years ago still have political weight.” – John (01:40)

2. Mosquito Mania in Arizona

• Timestamps: 04:07 – 20:11
• Holmberg and team note an explosive rise in mosquito activity:
  • Reported by Maricopa County Vector Control Division: 400% increase in complaints over the previous year (from 1,500 to 6,000).
  • Holmberg: "I can't be outside with socks on and not get bit in the feet… My feet look like a hot girl at a bus stop. I'm covered in bumps.” (04:12, 06:18)
  • Bret notes wife gets bitten “slammed” by mosquitoes (04:07).
• Possible causes discussed:
  • Rainy season with more puddles.
  • Irrigation in neighborhoods creating breeding grounds.
  • Theories floated about “the Off people” (insect repellent manufacturers) seeding the city, in Alex Jones fashion:
    • “It's the Off conservative. It's my Alex Jones Off. They did it. They dropped the contrails down here.” – Holmberg (09:34)

Personal Immunities and Confusion

• Some hosts (Brady, Toledo) almost never get bitten; others, like Holmberg, are prime mosquito targets:
  • “I need to be around people of my own ilk... If you're not a target of these bastards, then you can put out all the citronella you want and say it's working. If I go outside, 20, 25 bites later… My legs are scabs.” – John (08:32)
  • Bret: “You’re not getting stung.” – (08:30)
  • Brady: Defensively wears DEET/lotion “just in case,” even though bites don’t bother him: “It’s like taking AIDS medication. You don't have AIDS.” (17:09)

Repellents and Home Remedies

• Citronella, anti-bug sprays, and “giant outdoor sticks” debated. No one agrees on effectiveness.
• “I'm burning these giant sticks... They emit smoke like I'm electing a pope.” – Holmberg (07:59)
• Brady describes gadgets: “I bought a ceramic egg… covers 250 square feet.” (08:13)
• Holmberg: “If you’re not affected, how do you know it’s working?” (25:54)
• Listeners write in with warnings about West Nile virus – real health risks.
  • “My wife was number 18 in Maricopa county who got West Nile virus. It caused spinal meningitis and encephalitis... Please be careful.” – Listener email, read by team (29:41)

Humor and Sarcasm

• Rampant speculation and jokes about mosquitoes being drone “drones that give you homosexual thoughts” (09:34)
• “I am phenomenal to the taste. Ask anyone. Come over here and lick me. Wait a minute.” – Holmberg (18:31)

3. Other Notable Segments

• Bug Botheration Science
  • The crew debates old wives’ tales & scientific possibilities about blood types and skin properties:
    • “They always say it’s typo blood. It’s not true—he's typo also. I don’t know what it is.” – John (07:17)
    • “Brady's skin is so tight mosquito can't penetrate it.” – Dick (25:40)
• Personal Stories:
  • Hilarious and slightly grotesque attempts to beat mosquitoes—coating oneself in DEET, citronella, “hooker gel,” etc.
  • Home remedies and coping mechanisms get openly mocked among the crew.
• Listener Emails & Community Stories:
  • Serious health anecdotes and further sarcasm, reinforcing the oddity of 2025’s Arizona mosquito situation.

4. Miscellaneous and Pop Culture

• Brief discussion about downloadable music and movies, NHL trivia, and crazy headlines from 10 years ago (20:15–22:59)
  • Aerosmith as the first big MP3 download (20:15)
  • “From 2011 through 2012, China produced more cement than the US did throughout the entire 20th century.” (21:52)
• Classic juvenile humor and gross-out stories (peeing in a Gatorade bottle, eating contests). (32:55–38:05)
• Visual “Brady Report” videos: WWE memes, cycling fails, unsettling animal footage, all with typical Morning Sickness irreverence.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "If you're not a target of these bastards, then you can put out all the citronella you want and say it's working... If I go outside, 20, 25 bites later, I've got to try to figure out how." – John (08:32)
• “I'm burning these giant sticks... emit smoke like I'm electing a pope.” – John (07:59)
• “It’s the Off conservative. It’s my Alex Jones Off.” – John (09:34)
• "I am phenomenal to the taste. Ask anyone. Come over here and lick me. Wait a minute." – John (18:31)
• “My wife was number 18 in Maricopa county who got West Nile virus. It caused spinal meningitis and encephalitis... Please be careful." – Listener story (29:41)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Fred Durst & Celebrity Commentary: 01:18–03:52
• Mosquito Discussion Starts: 04:07
• 400% Increase in Mosquito Complaints: 04:12–04:55
• Personal Immunities & ‘Mosquito Magnets’: 06:03–07:44
• Mosquito Repellents & Conspiracies: 07:59–09:52
• Listener West Nile Virus Story: 29:41
• Why Use Repellent If You’re Not Bitten?: 17:09–18:31, revisited 25:19–26:26
• Miscellaneous Pop Culture/Facts Segment: 20:11–22:59

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Tone & Style

• The crew uses irreverent, sarcastic humor and self-deprecation, balancing between genuine concern (West Nile virus risks) and wild, comic hypothesizing (mosquito conspiracies).
• Casual, rapid-fire conversational style. Frequent ribbing among hosts and gentle mocking of each other's mosquito susceptibility and personal routines.
• Tangents about sports, pop culture, and everyday oddities interwoven with the main topic.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

• Arizona is seeing an outrageous surge in mosquitoes—up 400% from last year.
• Victims (like Holmberg) experience misery, covering themselves in repellents and still getting “devoured”—while others on the show barely notice.
• The group debates the value and science of repellents, floats tongue-in-cheek conspiracy theories, and shares both real and outlandish stories about coping with the “new plague.”
• The episode is a mix of informative anecdotes, absurd humor, and genuine community concern—especially as listener emails drive home the real health stakes.
• If you've ever wondered why some people seem to be mosquito magnets (or why your house suddenly needs fogging in Arizona), this episode is for you.

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Transcript

[A]

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[D]

Annex the region from the Ukraine in 2014. He came out in support of it. He even helped. He held up a banner at the show that said Crimea equals Russia.

[E]

She's. She is from Crimea.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And. And she wanted Russia to take them back.

[D]

Sounds like it.

[E]

Interesting.

[D]

But he divorced her in 2019, so.

[E]

Then he went back. So now today he hates Crimea. I'm sure. Yes. It's like, you know when you date your ex girlfriend and you find out she was from Wisconsin, you hate Wisconsin for no reason. Or whatever football team she liked. I hate that. Yeah, that makes sense. People listen to Fred Durst to the point where in 2025, things he said 12 years ago still have political weight.

[D]

And I guess that 2012 he also described Putin as a great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person. But again, hey, look, people are saying.

[E]

Hitler was Time magazine man of the year and nobody got mad at Time magazine 10, 12 years later, like, well, you swung and missed on that One gang. Plenty of times that somebody's been like, he's pretty cool. I like this guy. And then they find out later he's not that a guy. Idiomin was everybody's favorite. Getting keys to cities and being named the official king of Scotland, of Uganda. Scotland. Loved the guy. Can't. Yeah. I don't know. So anyway, the resurgence of Fred Durst, you know, Putin withstanding, seemingly kind of like him again, he dumped her back in 20. Yeah. But back in 2012, we all hated Fred Durst. So everything he said, you're like, and now there's something about Fred Durst that seems likable, like he's in on the joke now. He's no longer the arrogant Fred Durst that he. Maybe he is, but it's coming across different. And he's kind of fun now. I'll give him a little grace on the Putin swing and miss in 2012. I might have said some things about Putin back in the early 2000s that today wouldn't age well. You know, who knows? But I don't think we can hold Fred Durst to his thoughts from 13 years ago, can we?

[A]

If you're really going after Fred Durst for your political.

[E]

I will never listen to another Fred Durst thing again in my life. Because long time ago, he said something nice about Putin. I don't know. I don't know anything about it. He married a woman who's from the area. So, I mean, he had some kind of insider info, more than just CNN and Fox.

[D]

And there were plenty of comments like, yeah, he did it for the nookie.

[E]

All right, that's enough. Don't do that. Another thing I wanted to talk about before we get to the Brady Report. It has been confirmed, and I don't know. Are you a mosquito guy? Do you get bit? Yeah.

[A]

Not as bad as my wife. She gets slammed.

[D]

I think you're saying the mosquitoes have been.

[E]

It's. There's a 400. 400% increase in mosquito, like, calls. Megan just sent it to me because she goes, you're not alone. I can't be outside with socks on and not get bit in the feet. And I don't know why my feet are the target, but they are the target. I get devoured. My buddy Joe comes over for Steelers games, and we have to put this clear lotion all over our bodies. The second the weather gets perfect, they attack just usually. But they said Maricopa County Vector Control Division. Awesome place to work. I think it monitors and deals with mosquito population. Say they've increased 400% compared to last year. That's crazy.

[D]

It is amazing there. I mean, walking the dogs at night, it's a pain.

[E]

You gotta do you get. Are you all cutter? Yeah. I never did that as a kid living here. I've never had to wear mosquito juice as a kid here, I always smelled like off. When I was a child living in Indiana and West Virginia and all that, I never ever, ever had to wear it here. That was one of the benefits of living here. We got rain then we had puddles. We had. We had more monsoons than we do now. What's changed? Why are they here?

[D]

That's the same question.

[E]

People like, oh, it's different. We had a big rainy season. I lived here. Brett, you and I both used to.

[A]

We used to have real monsoons.

[E]

We used to play in the canals when they drain them. And that's mosquito heaven. There were none. Nobody ever got mosquito bites.

[A]

Woodland park was a drainage thing and.

[E]

Yeah, we did it on. Brady has parties in his storm drains. That's used to. Never have mosquitoes down there. It's constant. I can't go outside after if it's four in the afternoon. If I'm not coated. Say it, John, say it. If I'm not coated in a white liquid, goofy. I can't. I can't be outside.

[D]

And they'll still do it like twice. But growing up every now in the summer in Ohio. Growing up in Ohio in the summer, they'd have those trucks go by and fog the city. Yeah.

[E]

They exterminate the town. Just these huge things, of course. And they're doing that here now. What changed? Who's the asshole? Is what I'm asking. Who brought the mosquito eggs and said this would be fun? Because they weren't here when I was a kid. They didn't live here. You'd have to go out to like farmland kind of far off Gilbert to even like kind of go, hey, I think I just got. I got hit by a mosquito. They don't live here. And now they're everywhere and I'm the target and I hate it. I got one on my hand right now. It's the worst. Can't stop scratching. I got holes in my neck because I'm just digging into my neck and my feet are. Look like. I got. My feet look like a hot girl at a bus stop. I'm covered in bumps.

[D]

I must be getting them just in time or something. It's not like they're. They're on the leg and I'm But I haven't had a mosquito bite in a long time.

[E]

But then you're not getting targeted. They're very. The are all.

[D]

I mean, like.

[E]

But you're not getting hit. Yeah, they're very. Like, they pick and choose their victims.

[D]

But, I mean, I've still smacked a cup on my leg, and there's.

[E]

You don't get bit.

[D]

There's blood.

[E]

Megan's never been. The whole time. She could stand right next to me. I could have people at my Steelers games, two or three of them. Like, I just. They don't bother me. Tripp never gets bothered. They always say it's typo blood. It's not true because he's typo. Also, I don't know what it is, but it's 400% increase. They had 1500 complaints last year. Said it's out of control. Right now, they're at 6,000. So far, just people calling, going, hey, can we do something about this? This is my yard's.

[D]

Fog us, please.

[E]

Yeah, fog me. Yeah. Destroy the planet a little bit. Make my life easier.

[A]

They do in our neighborhood because all houses get irrigation. And then behind us, there's a big park with a big, like, pond.

[E]

Storm backyard.

[D]

But like, citronella, too.

[E]

Oh, I'm burning these giant sticks. They're. They're massive outdoor sticks that are like, just. They. They emit smoke like I'm electing a pope.

[A]

It's still nothing, huh?

[E]

Well, no, that helps. But I have to have it with me. I have to walk around like I'm.

[A]

Carrying a torch around, like.

[D]

So I bought a ceramic egg that you put the citronella thing in it, and it says on the box, 250 square feet covers.

[E]

Yeah, it doesn't.

[D]

Seems to be working out.

[E]

One of those. Yeah, because you're not getting bit at all.

[D]

You walk around, you know, underneath the patio.

[E]

Yeah, but you don't get bit.

[A]

Does Ronnie get bit?

[E]

You're not getting stung.

[D]

No, no one is.

[E]

I mean, and you guys are jerks, and I hate everybody like you. I need to be around people of my own ilk that you don't understand. If you're not a target of these bastards, then you can put out all the citronella you want and say it's working. If you're not. I'm not kidding. If I go outside 20, 25 bites later, I've got to try to figure out how. Feet in hot water so I can function. My legs are scabs. I'm just scratching like crazy. Who's the wise ass who just dropped mosquito eggs all over this city. I've lived here for years, was never a problem.

[D]

Ever.

[E]

It was a joke to buy off. When I was a kid. I didn't even know they sold.

[D]

Now you can get the off skin tastic smell like.

[E]

I think they're behind it. I think you get into a city this size, off people are like, we're missing the whole market of Phoenix. Go drop some eggs on those people. And the next thing you know, everybody's got off in their house. Now that was never a thing when I grew up here, Mother. It's the off conservative. It's my Alex Jones off.

[A]

There we go.

[E]

They did it. They dropped the contrails down here on the. It was a mosquito free zone. And now look at you. I tell you what, some of those mosquitoes are actually little robotic drones that get inside your body, start giving you homosexual thoughts and covet.

[D]

Our neighborhood has been mosquitoes, crickets and the desert toads.

[E]

Got a lot of that going on. Well, you live by that storm.

[D]

Plagues.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah, the plague. You got the plague. And you. Listen to you. You sound horrible. Yeah, he's got the plague, but yeah. Good. Brett, you get. You get hit too?

[A]

Yeah, not as. Not as bad.

[E]

I can't function like this, but I get hit. Yeah. Basically the article says you're not imagining it. This is new and there's a lot going on. That's horrible. Can't go anywhere. I watch people at Madison. They have those soccer games for their kids. I drive by and I'm literally on the stoplight watching people host. I feel like I'm back in Indiana.

[D]

Are there banners off banners in the soccer field?

[E]

You know what? I'm going to start paying attention. Do they sponsor this? God damn off People did it. You deep mother are doing this to us. You should probably go get some of that bug spray. It's the big deet.

[D]

Bought it last week.

[E]

Why are you buying it? You don't get stung.

[D]

I just don't like there. You're getting bit.

[E]

You said you didn't.

[D]

No, I get bit, but I don't get a mosquito.

[E]

Confusing. Yeah.

[D]

In other words, I don't get the. The lumps like you'd get a mosquito bite.

[E]

How do you know?

[D]

Because I'm smacking them off my legs.

[E]

It doesn't mean you're getting bit. Just hanging out.

[D]

Well, there's. You hit one of those. Blood.

[E]

That's just yours. That's my blood. You're juicing all my blood out of them. Trust me, I got One flying around my house, like right now. It's like a bat. He's been sucking blood out of me constantly.

[A]

Jurassic mosquitoes.

[E]

He'll fly by the tv. Jesus Christ. What was that? He's got like lights on him now. He's so big. He's huge and I can't catch him. The little bastard is awesome.

[D]

He's pretty quick.

[E]

He's been alive for like eight weeks. Sucking the life.

[D]

Skeeters.

[E]

Sucking the life out of him. Boy, I know that phrase. Just like a pony. John holmberg's Morning Sickness. The 98 KUPD.

[C]

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[E]

Comberg's morning sickness. Yeah, no, it's. It's huge. And encephalitis and all the stuff that they carry and all this, they're. When you smack them, the blood is them blowing up. All the blood they sucked out of the last guy.

[D]

Me, I'm thinking they've been on my calf for a while and then.

[E]

No, you would feel that.

[D]

Oh, no. I mean, I've.

[E]

I feel them, but you don't.

[D]

That night, the needle's in there, they're.

[E]

Sucking, and you get no response from.

[D]

That and no residual effects.

[E]

And what do you care?

[D]

Because it still itches. It's Still, I mean, not.

[E]

He is the most confusing person I've ever met in my life. Brett.

[D]

A fly. Like a deer fly. So worse the bite there.

[E]

But can we go back to your house and do stuff with your dad right now? I'd like a week off.

[D]

Mosquito be less confusing. Yeah. Going to town. But it never. It doesn't leave a. It doesn't leave a bump later.

[E]

But you. But it itches.

[D]

No.

[E]

Well, then what do you care? That you're getting stung?

[D]

That you know you're getting stung?

[E]

Yeah, but if it doesn't do anything.

[D]

It'S the tree in the forest. I'm sucking away on my leg.

[E]

So it's just the pure, disgusting biblical nature of the sucking that you know. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, they're still on you.

[E]

All right. They on you and they're sucking.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Even though there's absolutely no effect to it, you still cover yourself in mosquito juice.

[D]

For sure.

[E]

Really? That's strange thing.

[D]

You know, if I. I don't have a horse tail that I can brush them off.

[E]

Yeah, but if you don't know they're there or you don't know that, you know they're okay, but they're not doing anything. It's like having nothing.

[D]

It's like, oh, no, they're. They're sucking. Okay.

[E]

But you don't have a response to the sucking?

[D]

Well, like, you come in and you say, look at the mosquito bites.

[E]

I'm covered. Like bumps in the itch and I'm digging videos.

[D]

But they're so biting.

[E]

What my point is, if there's no feeling afterwards, what does it matter that.

[D]

They bit you because they keep coming back. Yes, but I don't have to deal.

[E]

You don't understand what I'm saying. If you get bit by something and it doesn't do anything to you.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Does it matter?

[D]

It still irritates when they're so.

[E]

It's itchy. So you get itchy.

[D]

Not. It's not itchy. You just know something's jabbing you.

[E]

I don't ever feel them biting me. I feel them when they're gone, when the welts start.

[A]

I mean, I'll see them sometimes and.

[E]

You know, if you get lucky and you see one.

[D]

Sure, Any. Anything.

[E]

But I do that because it's going to hurt. If I let it stay on my arm, I'm going to have a scab where I peel it off.

[D]

Think about the. The diseases.

[E]

No, I don't think about that. I just.

[F]

I.

[E]

It's too late for me. I go outside, I've got 20 different bites. I got one just now on my finger in this building.

[A]

I get. I get.

[E]

It's constant. They love me. I'm so sugary sweet. I'm delicious. And I've known that for years. But. But if I was getting stung by something and it didn't leave anything, I'm.

[D]

Not doing swat it off because it's.

[E]

Yeah, but I mean, that's like a fly. I don't put it. Yeah, but I don't put anything on me to keep flies away.

[D]

But that's the nice thing about the spray. They don't fly around you.

[E]

Then you're confusing. But I'm still interested in your talk. Very strange. Ian Schwartz, Channel 3 weatherman, just said, get this. A powerful indoor insect trap. These things work for the indoors, leaving on at night. I know a lot about these ancient efforts and I've tried just about everything. So. He's one too. He gets. It's. It's miserable to be a mosquito target. It is.

[A]

Send me that link, Ian.

[E]

I need that too. It is brutal. And by the way, to Ian Schwartz, you. You ruined my weekend. It's gonna rain Saturday. And so they moved the fall league championship baseball game from Saturday to Friday to avoid the giant storms.

[G]

Well.

[E]

And now it's not gonna rain. I was gonna put the top back on the car and all that. I'm getting. It's not gonna rain till tomorrow. You guys screwed up my whole weekend. I think weathermen had like a picnic plan they didn't want anybody to go to except them and Horton and Ian and all those guys got on. You bastards wrecked everything with all your lies.

[D]

Look out. It's coming Saturday and Sunday.

[E]

Like 2:30. It started to drizzle a little and then it rained some. But it wasn't like this epic downpour they kept talking about. Evidently, that's coming tomorrow. We'll see.

[A]

It's about time.

[E]

Yeah. Anyway. Well, Brady, you're one of the lucky ones that still wears deet. Even though you're not affected by these bastards. It's like taking AIDS medication. You don't have aids. It's true. You get bit. Toledo. You don't either.

[G]

Not really.

[E]

Both you do. You wear deet.

[G]

I don't.

[E]

Because you don't get bit. Right? That makes sense what he just said.

[G]

But they're annoying, John.

[E]

I know they're annoying. It's just very odd. I just don't like them. Being around yourself. Yeah, I know. I get that. But they don't do anything to you.

[D]

So it doesn't have you been hit much in Mesa? You see, are there no more mosquitoes?

[G]

No flies?

[E]

You're more worried about the sucking. Like you just don't like something touching you.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Even if you feel it or not. Yeah.

[G]

Look at his face.

[E]

Very strange. Because I wish I had your disease, which was nothing happens to me when they bite me because then I just go about my business. I wouldn't smell like off every day. It's not a cologne. It stinks.

[G]

Yeah, they have different scents.

[E]

I know. And they all stink because deep down they all stink. And some are oily and gross. And you're right, I have. They love me so much that I put this weird lotion on and I coat it on thick and I can see them in it, like burrowing through the lotion. Must suck. Sweet, sweet home bird blood.

[D]

Worth it.

[E]

It is that they die in the swamp, but they can't get enough. I am phenomenal to the taste. Ask anyone. Come over here and lick me. Wait a minute.

[G]

The Christian on the show claims he's getting immaculate mosquito bites.

[E]

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[D]

Report it Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[A]

Hi.

[D]

Happy National Butter Day and National Homemade Bread Day. Couple of baseless fun facts. Aerosmith became the first major artist to release a song as an exclusive digital download. It was in June of 1994. The song was Head first was available as a 4 megabyte WAV file to CompuServe subscribers. Took about 60 to 90 minutes to complete the download.

[E]

By the way, just got a text from Ian Schwartz, weatherman at Channel three. It said, yes, sorry, we were way off on that huge bust on the storm. You should give some money back. Your paycheck this week should go to charity. Horton McLaughlin rolling fund.

[G]

You get it right, you get the whole fund.

[E]

And they're all in cahoots. There isn't one channel that goes. Those idiots at Channel three say it's going to rain tomorrow. There could be more off. All of them said the same stuff.

[D]

The Morgan Freeman movie, 10 items or less was the first film that was legally available for downloading in 2006.

[E]

Huh. Never seen it, never heard of it.

[D]

There's only one NHL team that's won every time they've made it to the Stanley cup finals.

[E]

How many times is it?

[D]

Three? Three. Zero.

[E]

Well, that would be the Florida Panthers.

[D]

Incorrect.

[E]

No. Tampa Bay Lightning or two.

[D]

Nope.

[G]

Vegas.

[E]

Well, it might be the Bruins.

[G]

Vegas is only one now.

[E]

The Bruins are way back. They went along. Yeah. Early days. Vegas has only been Colorado. Bingo. The avalanche. They got three of them.

[D]

1996, 2001 and 2022. From 2011 through 2012, China produced more cement than the US did throughout the entire 20th century.

[E]

Oh my God.

[A]

Damn.

[E]

Well, they have nine cities bigger than Chicago. There's. There's some, there's some stuff going on. You don't realize how until you put it in perspective like that. They have nine Chicago sized cities. That's ridiculous. And that's, you know, and then probably, I don't know how many. They probably have 20 or 25 Phoenix sized cities. The place is packed with Chinese people. They're everywhere. And they need concrete.

[D]

Someone did another list of things that happened 10 years ago this week, Charlie Sheen announced he was HIV positive on The Today show said he knew about. He's known about it for four years and he had been paying people to keep it a secret to the tune of 10 million bucks.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Jared from Subway was sentenced to 15 years in prison same week. Yep.

[E]

We found out about Charlie Sheen's aids and Jared in the same week.

[D]

Yep.

[E]

How about that?

[D]

He'll be eligible for parole 2029.

[G]

John, use your logic, man. Brady's got that dirty blood. The mosquitoes ain't gonna do that. He's got one kidney.

[E]

But again, that is true. I didn't think of that. You get that nasty unfiltered blood running through you like.

[D]

But it's been that way even while I had.

[G]

But you don't get welts and tumor before.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[G]

They don't like.

[E]

But you got the low.

[D]

It's been a long time since I had a mosquito welt.

[E]

That is. Then you still protect against it.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

That's weird. That is weird.

[G]

Do you use that citronella a lot? Because I don't think that works at all.

[E]

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[E]

Holg's morning sickness.

[A]

Citronella don't work for you guys like those torches and all that kind of.

[G]

Stuff work for you?

[E]

I have to walk.

[A]

I haven't, I haven't used it.

[D]

It has up my patio. I got really.

[G]

I just said never seen it work.

[E]

But again how do you know you don't go to bed and go I got bit a bunch and every now.

[D]

And then I hit the lawn with the anti the insect removal. Like I think ortho or someone makes it and you put it on throw.

[E]

A little season there.

[G]

Brady's skin is so tight mosquito can't penetrate it.

[E]

Yeah, that's it. It's breaking mosquitoes, pachyderm.

[D]

It's like an elephant.

[E]

I do like though that he's got all of the things I need for a guy who gets no bites. Yeah.

[G]

To your point, how do you know what works?

[E]

You know, if you're not affected? How do you know it's working off skin tastic.

[D]

Fantastic.

[G]

But how do you know? You don't know.

[E]

If you didn't wear it it would be the same. Oh no, no.

[D]

Just put it on.

[E]

But that's the point. We working. It's work if you go outside and you don't even know when they sting you or bite you.

[D]

No, I do. I know you don't because I'm always smacking my leg.

[G]

I think it's psychosomatic.

[E]

I do too because if they don't leave a welt and it doesn't itch, who cares?

[D]

Get off me Skeeter.

[E]

You're weird. Yeah, I wouldn't put any defensive stuff on, but who knows.

[D]

We've got a warning from a non profit called a public interest research group. They released the 40th annual trouble and Toyland report. In the past they focused on things like choking hazards. But they say AI is emerging as a new threat to look out for for kids toys. They tested a bunch of toys that use AI to have full on conversations with kids. And some of the conversations weren't exactly pg.

[E]

AI is going to start molesting your kids.

[D]

Some of these toys talk in depth about sexually explicit topics. Will offer advice on where a child can and find matches like book matches.

[E]

Like light and fire matches.

[D]

Yeah, light and fires and knives and act dismayed that leave kids to fear stuff. Basically these toys are talking and giving topics such as what toys are there. And that's the thing about it. They don't list the toys.

[E]

They don't. This was your choice to Tell the story.

[D]

One toy they tested even recorded 10 extra seconds after kids stopped talking. So there could be privacy issues too. What toy is recording?

[E]

Yeah, what toy is it, though?

[D]

Gotta check out the list on pirg, which is the Public Interest Receipt Research Group website.

[E]

So you don't have any other toys listed or the AI sites that these kids are going to?

[D]

Yeah, they're just giving you the site.

[E]

That will molest your children and also teach them where the matches are.

[D]

And if you missed out on the barista that Starbucks was putting out, it was 29.95 cup limited time. They blew out of them. Walmart's.

[E]

Yeah. What's that?

[G]

I didn't know that was real. I thought that was a joke.

[D]

Yeah, no, they made these glass cups that were called Bears blue cap. They went nuts for them. Well, Walmart has done their version of it. It's basically the same bear with a blue cap on it.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And you can get that for 22 bucks.

[E]

Somebody said, Brady, are you using mosquito stuff? Everybody's struggling to wonder why. Because you're worried about aids?

[D]

No, not so much. That it's the other diseases.

[G]

Not so much, but a little bit.

[E]

Is it in there?

[D]

I don't think mosquitoes are just in case.

[E]

Like, if I was with Charlie Sheen and we were in my backyard, I would definitely be covered in deep. Just in case one of the ones that gets him gets on me. If you, Magic Johnson and Charlie Sheen are walking through kind of a wet field, oh, I better be covered in mosquito stuff because whatever's being taken from those two and given to me, I ain't taking that chance.

[G]

Stay out of the water.

[E]

He's got that fresh tip going in and out of those two.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Right into me.

[D]

That's good. I. I deed up.

[E]

I did up a lot.

[G]

How about this?

[E]

My walk with Sheen and Magic John.

[G]

Please take caution with mosquitoes. Back in July, my. My wife was number 18 in Maricopa county who got West Nile virus.

[E]

I don't want that.

[G]

It caused spinal meningitis and encephalitis. She was in the hospital for a month, rehab for a month, then had to learn to walk, talk, etc. She's still recovering from it. Please be careful. See, I think we're trying.

[E]

I'm trying and it doesn't matter.

[G]

Right?

[E]

Like, I can't. I can't get away from them. They destroy me. I'm not kidding. 20 bites a day if I'm outside for a few seconds. I go out to play basketball pretty much every day. I have to Be coded. I'm basically lubed up like a hooker. I'm head to toe. I'm just covered in gel.

[D]

I've got a quick smuggler's news story.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Hello, my friends. These are stories about people carrying contraband and getting busted. We call it the smuggler's news. Jesse Angus Martinez was stopped at the border. Tijuana, Mexico. Code, the U.S. border. Officers noticed a bulge in his crotch. Wasn't drugs. He was smuggling two parakeets. Yeah, actually, they. They shot the parakeets up to numb them.

[E]

Keep them dead. Yeah, they shatnered him. I like to call that shatnering.

[D]

Evidently.

[E]

Seen his corpse a lot.

[D]

I forget the. Here's a picture of the.

[E]

Adorable crotch parakeets.

[D]

Between 1998 and 2008, more than 8,000 of the green and orange parakeets were captured by border patrol.

[E]

So they're getting good money.

[D]

How many more that are coming through?

[E]

How many are they not catching? Yeah, these delightful little birds.

[D]

If he's convicted, which looks like there's a pretty good chance he will, he's looking at a fine of up to two. $250,000. 20 years in prison.

[E]

Jesus. 20 years for smuggling a couple of baby parrots in.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Is it that bad? Well, look at.

[D]

Look at how those lovebirds have done. Well, they're great, though.

[E]

Like, they didn't do any damage. Maybe they're the reason we have mosquitoes.

[D]

That's your smuggler's name.

[E]

Jumped out of it. Yeah. I don't think anything happens with that. I know you don't want to bring in foreign, you know, things, but it's too late.

[D]

There's a guy that was pulled over for drunk driving. James Howard, 53, in his Chevy Suburban. It was swerving. He then slammed into a Volkswagen, which had two passengers in it. The highway patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene reported seeing Howard in a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which then he moved into the center console. Officer finally said, what's in the can? The reason why a guy swerved. He was filling the can with urine. He's peeing, trying to drive. Slammed into the Volkswagen.

[E]

You just got open Budweiser cans to peeing in his car. He was drinking, too.

[D]

Oh, yeah?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Finish it off.

[E]

Yeah, there's definitely, like a. Well, it's double use.

[G]

He got a serial killer peen. He can make it in that little can hole.

[D]

That's why it's all over the place, probably.

[G]

Oh, it was all over the place. I missed that.

[E]

I tried to Pee in a Gatorade bottle. Once on my drive from Phoenix.

[G]

Oh, is this the vacuum story?

[E]

Yeah. And I filled up the hole once I popped the big boy out of there, it started to float around like I was in space. The weirdest thing I've ever dealt with. 90 miles an hour on the i10 just outside of Palm Springs, I peed. And I realized that day that what you put in your body comes out in the exact same amount. So if you drink 12 ounces of Gatorade, you're going to pee 12 ounces of Gatorade plus what you had in there before. So I got to the top and I had to clamp up because my tip, my tip was in. My tip was in my own drink. And I'm like, Jesus. And then I went to rip it out real fast. And as I did that, it vacuumed out. A bunch of water just started to float and spill all over the inside of my Dodge Ram. Spilled pee everywhere. And all I was trying to do is cut a little time, end up pissing all over myself. Might as well just go on. And then, you know, you've got a two or three bottles of pee you have to get rid of. Stupid.

[D]

Got a 22 year old Greek kid fighting for his life in the hospital after he swallowed an entire hamburger for a joke. This happened last Thursday. They didn't name the dude, but he's on a ventilator right now. He was taken to the intensive care unit at the G Genomatas Hospital in Korapi, Greece.

[E]

You did a one time to burger?

[D]

A friend who was there at the time said he. Yeah, he said the entire burger and just gulped it. Yep.

[E]

I don't even think that's possible.

[D]

Challenge. Well, yeah, it didn't go well. Said he got up, he kind of ran away for a second, then he.

[E]

Started to choke to death. You can't do that. Your body's not supposed to do that.

[D]

Then he passed out.

[E]

The big problem, did they reach in and pull it out.

[D]

He made a move to come back to his buddies, trying to, you know, shake it out of there.

[E]

Yeah. Was it a slider?

[D]

It sounds like it was bigger than.

[E]

A slider, but your body would even allow you to do that.

[D]

And the big problem is, you know, now he's on the ventilator. Is the oxygen deprivation to the brain.

[E]

Sure. How is. How big is this guy's mouth to get a whole burger in there, let alone his throat? Think about that. Even a cheeseburger from McDonald's shoved the whole thing in Your mouth. Stop. Yeah, yeah. You're Greek.

[D]

They're thinking he. He stopped breathing for a full two minutes.

[E]

Did he win the challenge? That's all that's important here. No, the kid. None of the guys paid up. Damn it. Was it at least on TikTok so he could go viral?

[D]

That's what I was wondering if it was that.

[E]

Yeah, it's definitely on Grindr. And he is the most popular Grinder boy ever.

[G]

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[E]

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[G]

John Beware of Gatorade bottles. My platoon sergeant was peeing in a Gatorade bottle in our tent in Afghanistan. He dropped it and it fell flat on the bottom. When that happened, it shot right back up full on. Hit him in the open mouth.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh.

[E]

That didn't happen in my world. I just had pee floating around inside the car when I was gone. It's the weirdest thing. You look at a lid of the hole in a Gatorade bottle and you Think that I'll slide right in there. And for some reason, your body's like, oh, we're going in. And then you plump up a little bit while you're peeing. I'm like, oh. So I filled the hole. So it was a. It was a pull and splash. Some weird scientific thing happened. It wasn't a splash. It literally floated around for a second and then fell down on me.

[D]

Same thing happened with me with a straw. I mean, I filled the straw and.

[E]

You put your penis in a straw.

[D]

That's nice.

[E]

You said you didn't like sucking.

[D]

That wasn't. That was.

[E]

We get it.

[D]

I got a couple of radio videos. First one's a little WWE John Cena.

[E]

Oh, audio. This annoying John Cena thing that everybody's putting at the end of videos. The dun dun, dun. They introduce him after somebody gets smacked.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

All right. Hit by a car or something.

[G]

No, no.

[E]

You'll like it. No, I like. I like them. I'm just getting a little tired of the cena thing happening.

[D]

Yeah. I hadn't seen one in a while.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Come on, now.

[E]

It's not gonna work. Toledo's computer's broken.

[D]

Oh, no.

[G]

Here we go.

[E]

There it is. Way to go. All right. Here we. Oh, it's. Where. Where are we? Oh, Jesus. What is that thing? Holy smokes. It's some sort of weird.

[D]

Like a brahma bull.

[E]

Brahma. A horse. I don't know. It's got a. I don't know what that thing is. And it kicks some kid in the head. It just jumps straight up in the air and kicks a kid in the face. Oh, man. I don't know where we are there, but cancel my plans to Ghana.

[D]

This is at Dale's gender reveal.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah. It is a. It's covered in pink powders and. And it kicked the blue side. So it's a girl. It's a mean, angry girl.

[D]

What's for breakfast?

[E]

Oh, no. We're in one of Toledo's favorite eel of the cup. It's. Oh, God. It shot out of the cup. And she's eating it right out.

[D]

In the Chicago Bulls championship jersey.

[E]

It's the thing. I don't like watching Asians eat.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Hold up. Damn it.

[D]

Look at that thing coiled around. Look at it, John, that thing's fighting back. Oh.

[E]

That worked. Oh, get it off.

[D]

All right.

[G]

I'm working on it.

[E]

Stop looking at it twice. An Asian woman eating has made me throw up. I don't know what it is about my bigotry that I don't like watching Asians eat. Look at.

[G]

Come on now.

[E]

You travel to that. You pay to go be with that.

[G]

I did that.

[E]

Yes, you do.

[D]

You gotta eat one of those next. No.

[E]

An Asian woman never. No, don't do that. Don't take Brazen the eel. You're gonna be hungry for it again an hour later. Oh, for Christ's sake.

[D]

This is an old.

[E]

It's just a shell. Like for those who listen to me puke. It was a shell. She put some Brady sauce in it. And then an eel shot out of there. This is why Porkopolis closed. And it went right into her mouth. And she started. And it's long and she isn't. A Bulls championship jersey. So they got some of the legit stuff over there.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

This happened in 1977 South Africa Grand Prix. This guy's car basically stalls on the side of the road.

[E]

Okay.

[F]

Zorsi's shadow stopped opposite the pits. And a marshal crossing the track with a fire extinguisher.

[E]

A dude tried to run across.

[F]

Extinguisher struck Price's head causing fatal injuries. But the car continued at full speed until it crashed.

[E]

The dude that got hit the driver in the head and killed him too.

[F]

Process. The race continued. Shadow stopped opposite the pits and a Marshall crossing the track with a fire extinguisher was struck and killed instantly by Price's car. The extinguisher struck Price's head causing fatal injuries. But the car continued. Continued at full speed until it crashed at Crowthorne corner.

[E]

So the other dude who hit the guy with the fire extinguisher got hit by the fire extinguisher. He died immediately.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And then his car just went into a wall. Holy smoke.

[F]

Was struck and killed instantly.

[E]

What kind of plan did they have back then for Rex to just have dudes foot Traffic across the 200 mile an hour freeway? Race cars. That's insane.

[G]

How do you lose situational awareness?

[E]

How don't they have a yellow flag?

[D]

Well.

[E]

And they drive a dude out to the wrecked car.

[G]

I guess you've been there a while.

[D]

You're gonna cross the road. They're coming at you at 200 miles per hour.

[E]

I can do it. Where's my fire extinguisher? I need something to anchor me down a little bit too. Slow me up. That dude got clipped by a cargo in 200 and his fire extinguisher hit the dude that hit him. That's in civil. Yeah. That had to be the day. They're like from here on out we're just driving to the Wrecks. Yeah. And we're going to slow everybody down.

[G]

Gonna go directly to it.

[E]

Yeah. I'm not gonna have you guys running across the road.

[G]

Maybe use our radios to tell people there's something on.

[E]

Did they not have CVS back then? 77. Everybody in America had one.

[G]

I think so. All right, your last one's not coming up.

[A]

Wow.

[E]

No worries, Brett.

[D]

He's back.

[E]

He's back, everybody.

[A]

Oh, they're not.

[E]

They're.

[A]

They're a little mild today.

[E]

That's okay. He's just back. Yes. I just watched an Asian eating a living eel, and it made me puke.

[A]

This one's more of a funny one.

[E]

All right, there's a girl with her legs crossed. This might be a boy. It's a guy comes in the room. She's. Oh, Jesus Christ. She's got a beautiful body, but her face. Oh, that's funny. Her face is completely deformed. But that body was.

[G]

You watch her eat.

[E]

No, I couldn't watch that. I couldn't watch that thing eat. There's no way I could watch that woman eat. Let me see that again. Go back to that other one and then pause it on the lady's face. I gotta see that, because I looked away right as her face popped up. The body's outstanding. Great legs, good shape. Dude walks in the door of pause. All right. Oh, my God. It looks like a rat. It looks like she's been crossbred with a rat. She's got little tiny front rat teeth.

[A]

Neck down.

[E]

Great. Neck down is amazing.

[G]

She might not be Asian. You might be able to watch.

[E]

You know what's crazy? She spent money on a little tummy tattoo to be sexier, but not once did she go to the dentist and fix what's going on there. She could have taken the hundred bucks there and said, at least give me two more. Whatever nation she's from, dentistry is not expensive.

[D]

That's an easy fix.

[E]

It's like a dollar. She's got nice cans. She's in great shape. She's got a little f toy tattoo on her. On her hip and that face. And then the guy comes in, he pulls a bag out of his. Because that's what you do. I think, yeah. How dare she even buy a bikini. And no money should be spent on that girl anywhere else except that mouth. All right, sorry. Go ahead.

[A]

All right, there's a bicycle action here.

[E]

Somebody on a bicycle riding down the road, flying down the road, getting on a wheelie. Oh, he's flying down a hill. He's standing On a. On his seat. He's doing a stand up wheelie. He's got the stand up wheelie. He's going a thousand miles an hour down a hill, doing a wheelie, standing on the seat, making the turn, trying to always go right into a house. Now he missed the turn.

[D]

No.

[E]

Oh, we run into a cement wall. Oh, my God.

[G]

Curves always mess them up.

[E]

Did the guy who get a stolen bike back What?

[A]

It's pretty messed up.

[E]

Fred's back, everybody.

[A]

All right, we've seen this one before. Let me just.

[E]

Okay. Oh. Oh, no. I don't like this at all. Oh, my God. Michelle Obama.

[D]

Terry Crews.

[E]

It's Terry Crews with a vagina. That is the biggest woman I've ever seen. Muscular.

[G]

She might have a china down there.

[A]

And there's no finishes.

[E]

Just. There's a finish. All right. It is two giant D cup breasts on Terry Crews and also a vagina. And remember the rumors about Terry Crews being gay for a minute or getting raped by that guy? And he got upset about it. He actually brought up something that happened to me. Yeah, there is a little china thing going on there. There's a. There's a three incher hanging off that lady. Wow. I don't see the problem. She looks good to me. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. Hey, hold my beer head. Last so more. There's a guy spinning a bike. Jesus Christ. You know when you lift up your bikes at the back tire and you spin that, you spin the pedals anyway. And the. And the wheel just goes and goes and goes and goes.

[G]

Did a version of that with a member of this show.

[E]

That's right. Two hillbillies just. L lifted up the back thing and then pulled his pants down and put the spinning wheel in his ass crack. That's just awful, people. That's part of the Epstein files, by the way, Clinton and Trump were doing that too. Let's spin the wheel real fast. And you put your butthole on it.

[A]

A little grated cheese for you.

[E]

Oh, there's a lady grating cheese off of her foot into the mouth of a guy who's wearing a ski mask. She's chunking off all of the dead skin from the bottom of her foot into his mouth.

[D]

Delicious.

[E]

God. That's all I got today, man.

[A]

I've got tons of emails still to go through, so there may be more in there.

[E]

I'm sure you're going to have plenty to give back. Yuck. Well, there you go, everybody. I'm going to throw up on you. Show is the word for eight o'. Clock. S H O W the second to last one. We got one more at nine. Be ready for it. Maybe walk away with a thousand bucks. I'm gonna go clean up my mouth because it is puke filled. That was disgusting. Asians. I'm sorry, but watching you eat has gotten me two times. One was that lady was eating flies. And when I say that, I don't mean the Asian version. I mean real flies, not French flies. And this one was the eel. There goes your Brady report, everybody. It's 98. It's out of control now.

[H]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. All right, Josh Johnson in the Flowers tour is gonna be downtown at stanhoplive, east side of the Tempe Improv. Tony Rock is performing. And up north of Desert Ridge Improv you have Langston Kerman. And next week for the holidays, Dion Cole, Eric Griffin and Greg Fitzsimmons are coming to town for the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and Tempe impro.

[E]

It's John Holbert here. Time to talk about TV's Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins.com I just sat down with TV's Doug Hopkins. We did some TV commercials while we're watching football. So you get to see me sit next to Doug and somehow or another make Doug look pretty. And I'm happy to do it too. I bought and sold houses using Doug Hopkins. So I've been through the process and he's the real deal. He is not going to cancel or change the game with fine print contingencies. Simple cash offer and the deal is done. Start the process online@doug hopkins.com or grab the phone and sing hundred now.