11-24-25 - BR - MON - Let Your Bed Breath Before Making It - WW 2x Eagle Drops Housecat That Crashes Thru Car's Windshield And Bear Surprises Japanese Noodle Chef

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 11-24-25 (Monday)

Episode Title: Let Your Bed Breath Before Making It – WW 2x Eagle Drops Housecat That Crashes Thru Car's Windshield And Bear Surprises Japanese Noodle Chef
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Date: November 24, 2025
Podcast: 98KUPD, Arizona

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Overview

This Monday morning episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness weaves together wild news stories, the latest in offbeat science, animal encounters, and the hosts’ irreverent banter. From the importance of airing out your bed before making it, to the doomed flight of a housecat via eagle, and a bear’s surprise visit to a Japanese noodle shop, the cast offers up both laughs and unexpected trivia. As always, they add their signature blend of sarcasm and skeptical takes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Brady Report – News & Fun Facts

• Bed-Making Myth Busting
  • Health advice: Don’t make your bed immediately after waking. Let sweat and heat dissipate for 30-60 minutes to avoid “sealing in the grossness.”
  • “When you sleep, your body gives off heat and sweat and soaks into your bedding. If you make the bed the second you get up, you seal all that grossness in.” – Brady (06:53)
  • Holmberg quips: “I agree. A woman should do it.” (06:56)
• Louis Vuitton History
  • Started as a trunk maker 171 years ago in France.
  • Banter on the impracticality of old-timey trunks and why our ancestors didn’t put wheels on them (05:01–05:25).
  • “How dumb are our ancestors? Traveling by trunk…cavemen had wheels. Put wheels on it, you dumbass!” – John (05:03)
• Fun Fact: North Korea and Volvos
  • NK bought 1,000 Volvos from Sweden in 1974—still hasn’t paid, debt now up to $400 million (05:40).
  • “You might get a nuke first.” – Bret (05:51)
• The Dark Knight Trivia
  • The first Batman movie with no “Batman” in the title or bats in the film (06:14).

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Viral & Bizarre News

• Criminal “Found Money”
  • Pennsylvania woman cited for disorderly conduct after pocketing a $20 bill at Walmart; law requires “reasonable attempt” to find owner (07:58).
  • “OJ wasn’t framed as hard as this lady.” – John (08:46)

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Wild, Wild World Segment

1. Eagle Drops Housecat Through Car Windshield

• Location: North Carolina
• Story: An eagle flying with a cat loses its grip, dropping the cat through a car’s windshield. Fortunately, only the cat suffered injury.
• “I’m gonna go ahead and say it. That might be the worst day a cat has ever had…a bald eagle steals him.” – John (11:44)
• Intense debate about which is worse for the cat: death by eagle, or death by windshield impact (10:19).
• Timestamps: Segment starts at 09:00

2. Bear Surprises Japanese Noodle Chef

• Location: Japan
• Story: Viral story of a ramen chef fending off a 4-foot bear using judo. Chef resumes work with blood running down his face.
• Skepticism from hosts—Holmberg suggests chef invented story to appease wife after being scratched (15:24).
• “That’s the biggest lie that’s ever hit the news since COVID.” – John (15:24)
• Timestamps: Segment from 11:57

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“Would You Watch 25 Holiday Movies for $2,500?”

• CableTV.com Offer:
  • $2,500 to watch 25 holiday movies in 25 days, plus an extra $2,500 for charity (16:51).
  • Banter about Hallmark movies and the ease (or pain) of this gig.

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Tracks, Tech, and Local Culture

• Platio (“Battle of the Bands”) Preview
  • Unsigned/unknown bands compete for cash and to write the show’s theme song for next year.
  • "Platio, for those who don't know, congratulations. Your life's about to be changed." – John (22:01)
  • Reflections on the diminishing local live-music scene, value of radio support (22:17).

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Holmberg’s Classic Banter & Quotes

• “How dumb are our ancestors? … Put wheels on it, you dumbass!” (05:03)
• “OJ wasn’t framed as hard as this lady.” (08:46)
• “I’m gonna go ahead and say it—that might be the worst day a cat has ever had.” (11:44)
• “That’s the biggest lie that’s ever hit the news since COVID.” (15:24)
• “Platio, for those who don’t know, congratulations. Your life’s about to be changed.” (22:01)

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Timestamps of Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------| | 04:09 | Brady Report (Fun facts, Louis Vuitton, trivia) | | 06:53 | Bed-making myth busting | | 07:58 | Viral news: $20 bill disorderly conduct case | | 09:00 | Wild World: Eagle drops housecat | | 11:57 | Wild World: Bear attacks ramen chef | | 16:51 | Watch holiday movies for money contest | | 18:29 | Cute black bear discussion; more animal banter | | 22:00 | Platio/Battle of the Bands preview |

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Memorable Moments

• Bed Making Science: Cast pokes fun at the idea of a “witch’s brew” of body fluids in your bedding.
• Cat and Eagle Tragedy: Debate over animal fates, with colorful visualization of the cat’s journey.
• Skepticism of Bear Story: Holmberg's ongoing disbelief in viral tales without photographic evidence.
• Cringe-inducing Videos: Quick dive into shocking (and some NSFW) viral videos, including a “split tongue” demonstration and a painful groin-stomping.
• Platio Pep Talk: Holmberg champions the importance of supporting local music, despite his co-hosts’ skepticism about band quality.

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Summary

This episode is packed with the show’s classic irreverence and camaraderie. The Brady Report starts with trivia and ends with medical advice on bed-making hygiene. Wild World delivers truly bizarre animal-meets-civilization stories—holidays, legal technicalities, and local rock culture fill out the morning with both humor and a pinch of community pride. Holmberg’s signature sarcasm, some edgy jokes, and recurring skepticism toward viral stories make for a lively and memorable start to the week.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[D]

It's John Holberg here. Time to talk about TV's Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins.com I just sat down with TV's Doug Hopkins. We did some TV commercials while we're watching football. So you get to see me sit next to Doug and somehow or another make Doug look pretty and I'm happy to do it too. I bought and sold houses using Doug Hopkins. So I've been through the process and he's the real deal. He is not going to cancel or change the game with fine print contingencies. Simple cash offer and the deal is done. Start the process us online@doug hopkins.com or grab the phone and sing. It's John Holmberg here for my friends at FanDuel. The greatest thing ever to hit sports since sports itself in the NFL. The Sundays are here now. They're making it even better because this week FanDuel's bringing the bonus. That's right. Right now all customers can get 50% profit boost on any NFL bet. However you play your game, FanDuel's got your back with something extra in your account. Visit fanduel.com kupd and download the app and get in on the action before kickoff from our friends at FanDuel21+ and present in Arizona. Opt in required bonus issued as non withdrawable profit boost tokens. Restrictions applied including any token expiration and max wager amount. See [e-mail] gambling problem. Call 1-800-next-step or text next step to 533-42. Still streaming Homberg's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com a little different schedule this morning for Palladio right around the corner. So we have to get to Brady first because the Brady report. Wildly important. Wildly important. It's all the news that Brady knows. Well, I guess that's. I've overstated it. I was trying to find a way out of that. I had nothing. It's time for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. And it's brought to you by our [e-mail] allprochay.com keeping you shady at your place, putting a nice little awning on that house. It doesn't look like you just slapped an awning on there. It becomes part of your home. They design it beautifully so it isn't something that looks haphazard or anything else. It looks like it's supposed to be there. So if you've got sun beaten down on a window or you got an area that you're like, boy, it would be a lot nicer if we had some shade here. Call All Pro Shade. Get those experts over there to come up with a plan for you. And if you get one of the motorized shades right now, they'll give you a free heater right there with you as you sit outside and enjoy this beautiful weather. This week's gonna be amazing. So allprochade.com will make your outdoor better. That's how it works. Brady. Reporter.

[C]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. I had the pleasure of playing in the Sanders for Operation Santa Claus golf outing yesterday with our Trip Reeb and Joey B. And Tripp says to me the first thing in the morning, by the way, tomorrow, National Sardines Day.

[D]

Is that right?

[C]

National Sardines.

[D]

Well, he goes to Maryland a lot, and it smells like sardines all the time. Yeah, he loves the smell of sardines or he wouldn't have bought a house close to Baltimore.

[C]

A couple of basis fun facts. Louis Vuitton started out as a trunk maker in France 171 years ago.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

Man.

[D]

That was kind of like the dresser drawers back then, right?

[C]

I always thought you have one of those and you're hauling around with the suitcase.

[D]

It was the old luggage. Those people.

[C]

That's like a.

[D]

God.

[C]

How long does that luggage last?

[D]

I don't know. How dumb are our ancestors? How dumb? Traveling by trunk, Traveling with trunks. They had wheels. I mean, cavemen had wheels. Put wheels on it, you dumbass of six.

[C]

Gotta have my closet.

[D]

Remember in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, John Candy had that trunk. And then in the Natural, everybody getting off the train when Aaron Roy Hobbs struck out. The whammer.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And they had to get off. And everybody's walking around with giant trunks like they're moving dead bodies. It was like a casket of clothing. Put wheels on it, you dumb pieces of. Can't figure out wheels. It's a box. Like. Yeah, you put wheels on it.

[C]

North Korea bought 1,000 Volvos from Sweden in 1974. They still haven't paid for them. The amount they owe is now up around 400 million with interest.

[D]

You're not gonna see that money.

[B]

Good luck with that.

[D]

You might get a nuke first.

[C]

Wonder how many of them are running The Volvos. Yeah. 74.

[D]

Saying that the North Koreans aren't very good at mechanics.

[C]

Or they're really good.

[D]

Oh, yeah. They kept them alive for the whole time. Yeah. Free Volvos for an entire communist nation. My people, my Swedes, handing it over.

[C]

The Dark Knight was the first Batman movie that didn't have the word Batman in the title or any bats in the movie.

[D]

There were no bats. Not even in the cave.

[C]

I didn't remember that.

[D]

But great movie. I like that villain the most, too. That was. Was that the one with Bane? Was that. Oh. Oh. Because you're right. Because I'm thinking of the first one. First one was with the scarecrow. I like scarecrow the most. Yeah, Dark Knight was Bane. And then you had. Well, no, Dark Knight was. That was a joker. Oh, yeah, that was a joker. And two face. That one got a little wobbly.

[C]

You shouldn't make your bed when you wake up in the morning. After. After you wake up.

[D]

I agree. A woman should do it.

[C]

When you sleep, your body gives off heat and sweat and soaks into your bedding. And if you make the bed, the second you get up, you seal all that grossness in. I said let it breathe for 30 to 60 minutes before making it.

[B]

You're gonna get back in it anyway. There's no reason.

[C]

It's your own witch's brew.

[D]

All right, Just, you know the. The old rule that you wear your clothes for eight hours a day and you put them in the washer. You sleep for, let's say, six to eight hours a night. And you do that.

[C]

Give it a week.

[D]

And you give it like a week or so. And that's clean, people.

[C]

It's like jeans.

[D]

It's not like je. Soft cotton's totally different in the. The hardened denim. It can handle some. You know, Although I'm wearing the same jeans I had on yesterday. Another. They're like. They've. They've grown to like 38. I don't know what's going on. I wear 33s. I gotta hold these thing up.

[B]

They seem to stretch after. Oh, the next day.

[D]

I put them on. This morning, walking. My pants are down around my knees.

[C]

It's one in Pennsylvania's gone viral because she said she was charged disorderly conduct after finding an abandoned $20 bill at a Walmart and pocketing it. Evidently, in Pennsylvania, if money is left on the ground or anywhere else, it's a crime if you don't take it or take it. Without making a reasonable attempt to find the owner.

[D]

It's cash.

[C]

So they charged her with a summary offense of disorderly conduct.

[D]

Geez, they hate her.

[C]

She posed an update saying that she got a lawyer to get the charge dismissed. Dismissed. Promised. Provided a return for the 20 bucks.

[D]

Yeah. That's brutal. 20. But she pissed off everybody to. They wanted her to get in trouble. OJ Wasn't framed as hard as this lady. That's.

[C]

I got a couple of wild worlds.

[D]

All right, let me see if I can find your music. There you go.

[C]

Hello, my friends. I'm Brady Bogan, and this is your Wild, Wild World.

[D]

I don't know where it is. Everything's broken. Oh, there you go. Thank three.

[C]

Elephant or wolf?

[D]

There it is.

[B]

I can't do the elephant.

[D]

Supposed to do the elephant.

[B]

Pretty close.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

There he is.

[C]

The first one happened in North Carolina. This lady was in on the highway and all sudden, boom. Hits a windshield. Cat through the windshield, front windshield. An eagle had it in its talons and it lost hold of the cat.

[D]

It's like a bad beer commercial.

[C]

Luckily they went through the passenger side. No one was hurt. She was able to pull that to the cat. Brady that the cat was the only one not to.

[D]

It did not do well. That's the worst day a cat has ever had in the history of cat.

[C]

I would say if I'm gonna drop, if I'm getting taken out by an eagle, at least it ended quicker by hitting the car windshield than a long. Jesus. What are you struck out, devil, for.

[D]

Even saying that eagle lands with it.

[C]

Still alive and he just starts eating it.

[D]

So you're telling me you'd rather just be carried around by an eagle's talons, torn into your neck and back, and then thrown at a great distance into a vehicle and then being eaten.

[C]

You're still alive as you're getting eaten.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Or boom, it ends in the windshield.

[D]

Boom. It ends. It's ah, something's digging into my back. I'm flying. I'm. Oh my God, I'm sinking to the earth. I've been hit by a car. It's the worst thing. I'd rather get eaten alive than I would thrown about the world. That's a horrible thing. At least he might break your neck or something while he's holding you down to try to eat you.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So you die while that's going on. You fly for a second ago. He let me go. I'm free. I'm free. And then you go smashing into a windshield of a car.

[C]

Knowing that you're a cat. There's a pretty good chance you could land the jump.

[D]

Oh, he was going to try to land it, but he didn't realize the thing he was landing on was going 75 the other direction. He went through the windshield. It had to be terminal velocity, had to be at 120something miles per hour while the car's going 80. He was in a cat car collider. He went through the windshield.

[C]

Tough day.

[D]

Have you tried to throw a baseball through a windshield? It doesn't go through. It'll.

[C]

Well, 70 miles an hour.

[D]

Yeah. It won't go through if he's going 70. If the car's going 70 and you're throwing 90 maybe. That's brutal. That's some bad. That's. That is. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. That might be the worst day a cat has ever had. Minded his own. Just a house cat. Walked around the backyard and a bald eagle steals him.

[C]

We got a 57 year old dude in Japan. He's a ramen chef. He's gone viral because he was in there making noodles first thing in the morning.

[D]

See something kind of racist.

[B]

I think I was gonna say the same thing, but I'm staying out of it.

[D]

Go ahead.

[C]

Notice there's a shadow. And before he could get closer, see what the shadow was?

[D]

Boom cat.

[C]

It's a four foot bear. Jumped, clawed his face. But the dude used his judo skills.

[D]

Okay, that's racist for sure.

[C]

Punch the bear.

[D]

So the guy, the Asian making noodles, also judo expert.

[C]

Yes. Well, it kicked in his training. Sure kicked in. The bear did scratch, cut his eyelid.

[D]

Got his licks in, but he dipped.

[C]

The bear pretty hard where it took off. Owner comes in much longer after that.

[D]

Happened and then took some pictures, took a couple photos. I'm sure, I'm sure he did because.

[C]

The guy was just. He still went back to work making noodles. And blood's running down his face.

[D]

Yeah, it's a good worker. About an hour later, he's hungry to do it again. That's right.

[C]

He said to his shock, the bear got to his feet and ran back to the mountains.

[D]

Sure. And sickness. Hear the words you say sometimes.

[A]

I mean, who talks like that?

[D]

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[C]

That's your wild America, Brady.

[D]

That's the story he told his wife of why he had unexplained scratches on his body. Oh, what you talk about your back covered in scratches. What you do? Oh, fight a bear. You what? Oh, God. She's believing it. Okay, Must run with it. Yes. A bear breaking while I make a noodles. Make noodles. Racist.

[C]

Employee of the month.

[D]

Yeah, that's it. They better have. In this day and age and in Japan, there's no camera footage of this.

[C]

They might. They might ask.

[D]

They. They don't. Because. Oh, you got her nails done. She's so hot. And she scratched him up. And the wife saw it. And he had to come up with this bear story. He didn't expect it to go international. No way. Then I use a judo skill. A fight off bear.

[C]

They've got a still shot of the photo.

[D]

It's a drawing.

[C]

Oh, come on.

[B]

That's like a video game rampage.

[D]

At the end of the day and I finish the noodles, I go right back to work. Oh, I believe you. Oh, good. Holy crap. I get away with that one. Holy crap. That's the biggest lie that's ever hit the news since COVID Okay, I just pissed a lot of people off. It is that. That didn't happen. She have a screech of face from a bear.

[C]

5Am the cameras. It's dark.

[D]

She's dumb. Cameras. In Japan, there are 800 people would have taken photos of that. They wouldn't have known what to do with all the pictures that they had at the news for this.

[C]

This village could be a very small village where they don't have millage.

[D]

The dude cooking the noodles had a camera. This is on tape. If it's real.

[C]

Bear came down from the mountain.

[D]

Yeah, just to fight the noodle man. No, no. He got scratched up by his. By his affair partner. And he lied to his wife who happened to her dad happens to be the editor of Fred. Tell him the cruddy Tokyo Times. No, man, look, you're the one that brought the story up. If you cared, you wouldn this at all. Did you hear about Kwan Lee. I got attacked by bear. I'm not knowing nothing more.

[C]

Again.

[D]

Did the damn bear come back? You scratch me again. But I use a stronger judo skier. You have a surveillance camera? Oh, no, none of that. Why must we be so proficient with camera?

[C]

That's your wild America.

[D]

All right. Finally, I see the truths in things, and that certainly is not it.

[C]

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[D]

That's easy.

[C]

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[D]

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[C]

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[D]

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[C]

You have until December 3rd to apply.

[B]

What do you have to watch? Like, all them Hallmark hot Frosties and all that kind of stuff?

[C]

Yeah, 25 Christmas movies.

[B]

I'm out.

[C]

Why not? I mean, you're. You're watching them anyway.

[B]

No.

[D]

Is there a very few? Is there a Japanese Yogi Bear? Oh, it's a good old pick up the basket. Is he come around?

[C]

It's. They're not real big, the. The bears. Because this one was up under 4ft. I forget the. It's not like a grizzly bear or brown. It's Black Bear. But I'll come up with the name of it.

[D]

You'll come up with a name? Or they're actually the real name? Because I can come up with a name. Okay. I was gonna say Brett can come up with a name for it. Larry Todd came up with a name. We're gonna get a noodle for Pick a nigga Basket. I don't know, Yogi. I think our Lang get very angry. I would like to please Black bear. Oh, all right. Well, thanks for that. That was worth the wait. Brett, do you have any videos for the morning?

[C]

They're kind of cute.

[B]

I can have a couple.

[D]

Give me a couple videos. Oh, they're adorable. Still gonna lose a fight to that. Most of the time. Love noodles and they walk indoors. He didn't get into a scratch fight with a lady that he shouldn't have been with. He fought a bear with judo, and his wife believed it.

[B]

Judo know.

[D]

Oh, I know. All right, here's press videos for Monday, and then we'll get to play.

[B]

It'll be a little mellow.

[D]

Here we go.

[B]

There's a couple car guys dicking around.

[D]

The garage fixing a Toyota. A couple of white dudes. Surveillance Cameras here. He pulls on some sort of a. Whoa. Another car comes blazing through the door.

[C]

He got through and missed everybody.

[D]

Missed everybody. The car blew through the wall and hit the car they were working on. And these two guys barely got out of the way. Oh, my God.

[C]

McFeely pulling in.

[D]

Yeah, it is. It's Larry's car.

[B]

He was on an excellent adventure.

[D]

Wow. That was horrifying.

[B]

This little dash cam action.

[D]

All right, guys on bicycles. There's a car behind him. That's the camera we're looking at right now.

[B]

Little rock set in the background.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, something bad's gonna happen to these cyclists.

[C]

They're going running out.

[D]

We're going up a hill. Deer, I'm guessing. Oh, no car. Oh, just a car. Missed the turn. Coming head on at these bikes and just woof. The wind knocked them over. What happened to the driver?

[C]

He's dead before he goes to the next one. Can you see the munting? The munting?

[D]

Yeah, munting. It's a necrophilia. Digging up a semi decos. Decomposed corpse. One person then goes, oh, down on the corpse. Whilst the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing juices of the decomposed organs. What in the world is going on?

[C]

Look at me.

[D]

The definition of munting. The old Ted Bundy. You go back and play with the dead body. All right.

[B]

What is this one? Yeah, this one's not that good.

[C]

It's okay.

[D]

It's a guy on a beach playing with something. What is that? Looks heavy. Picking up a heavy thing. He's very strong. Middle Eastern. He's gonna try to throw it over his head. Oh, it lands right on his head.

[B]

Stupid is stupid.

[D]

Yeah, it dropped right onto his head. I think it might have killed a Middle Easterner.

[C]

Drop some IQ points there.

[B]

How about this one?

[D]

All right, here's a. It's not. A lady's performing oral sex on a man with her split tongue. Oh, that's kind of cool.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I've never really seen that in action before.

[C]

They're like mandibles.

[D]

I'm intrigued with that. That was neat.

[B]

And let's just prepare for Palladio.

[D]

Okay? Okay.

[B]

Just a little preparation.

[D]

Guy with his legs open and. Oh. Someone is standing on his balls on a wooden floor. Oh, stop it. Oh, my God. She's got her heels on the back. Explode. She's got her heels on the back. Oh, yeah.

[C]

How does that stay?

[D]

It has to blow up in the bag. Oh, my God. Stomping it out like a cigarette.

[B]

That's what we're gonna feel like in a couple hours.

[D]

Damn it, Brett. No.

[C]

Mm.

[D]

We're gonna do well.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

35 of the 40 bands will be good. And today, you shut up. 17 bands ready to take your Rosecard glasses back will be fantastic. I have to have this attitude.

[B]

I'm a realist.

[D]

Platio, for those who don't know, congratulations. Your life's about to be changed. We take unsigned, unknown bands, and we give them their chance on a number one radio station in the city. Unless you count Beth Christmas.

[B]

Well, AI might help out this year, so.

[D]

Well, we'll see. And these bands, which live music is something we should all be behind. We should all love it. As rock fans. There's no bands that can play in bars anymore. There's no local live rock scene. Palladio takes on more significance than ever for bands that are like, come on, get our foot in the door. We want to try to help somebody out there find their way through. We have snake suitcases back, Rattlesnake suitcases.

[C]

Okay. All right.

[D]

Ag session is back. So when we come back from this break, Ag session one Star night. And Maguaro or Maguaro will be the first three that kick off this competition, this battle of the bands, this local, and then some awesomeness that could happen right here. Are we ready, gentlemen?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

20, 26.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Now, here's how it works, too. You'll get a prize if you win, right? Like two grand. $2,000. $2,000. We don't know if we ever got studio time this year. Nobody's called back. Larry doesn't want anything to do with us. Just fine. All right, so you get $2,000. You can do with what as you please. And then, of course, you get to be the band that writes our theme song for next year. And we'll play it every single day, good, bad, or otherwise, if you win, ple. And we will play it every day next year like we did this year for miles to nowhere. And everybody was happy with that. And they got their name out there, and they are synonymous with quality. They were great. They were great, and we couldn't be happier having had them for the entirety of this year. Let's hope next year's just as good, and we're gonna find out who's gonna write our theme song for next year. Next. Palladio is here. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[E]

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