11-26-25 - BR - WED - 40 Percent Will Have One Recipe For Thanksgiving That's 25yrs Old Or Older - Poll Asks What Age Range Were The Best Years Of Your Life

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – 11-26-25 (BR – WED)

Episode Summary & Key Moments

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Overview

In this pre-Thanksgiving episode, John Holmberg and the crew (Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo) riff on holiday traditions, family quirks, workplace laziness before big holidays, and a national poll asking which age range people consider the best years of their life. The group also discusses ratings quirks in radio, dives deep into Thanksgiving traditions (and their weirdest memories), shares "fun facts," and concludes with their signature blend of offbeat video reactions and darkly comedic asides.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pre-Thanksgiving Vibes & Workplace Apathy

• The show opens with banter about how empty offices are the day before Thanksgiving, likening the vibe to someone "quiet quitting" a relationship. The crew guesses how many salespeople will show up or stay for a full day (“over/under on salespeople showing up... Four… none stay longer than two hours.” — 01:50).
• John quips about their role:

  “We have to entertain America, Brad. Entertain America.” (02:03, John)

2. Podcast Ratings Rant

• John vents about corporate disconnect around podcast ratings, lamenting the rule that only listens within 24 hours count:

  > “If you’re going to listen to the podcast, do it within 24 hours of the show airing or else it doesn’t count. …this is how dumb our goddamn bosses are...” (02:06-03:08, John)  
  

• The crew jokes that their success is paradoxically punished by giving content away for free, leading to rating confusion.

3. Listener Emails: ‘Dead Dad Club’ and Accessibility

• John reads an email from Harley Hornecker, humorously welcoming Brett to the "Dead Dad Club” and jokingly calling out Toledo (“your grandfather did... my dad’s alive, he’s coming out... nice job, you effing show off. Welcome to the club, Brett” — 04:34).

• An email from Joshua, a hard-of-hearing listener:

  > “I listen to your podcast on full blast in my headphones. Doesn’t count for ratings, so I can barely hear you, but from what I’m gathering, you’re amazing. Keep it up.” (05:08)  
  

• John riffs, “Joshua’s headphones probably count for ratings because it’s so loud it actually penetrates the air.” (05:16)

4. Thanksgiving Commercials, Arizona Weather, and Family Tradition

• John and the crew riff on how guests from the Midwest can’t handle the Arizona “cold” (“Midwesterners think 60 degrees is like being on fire to them...”) and awkwardly swim in November (07:13).
• Brady plugs his new motorized shades and outdoor lights:

  “My shade goes out, also has lighting underneath... The bar’s extension.” (08:28, Brady)

• John counters:

  “You should be like Brady and unlike Toledo and have nice things.” (08:34, John)

5. Holiday “Fun Facts” Segment

• A string of quirky facts:
  • Wild Turkeys have 5,000–6,000 feathers
  • The FDA allows calorie labels to be rounded down to zero under 5 calories
  • The Las Vegas Strip isn’t technically in Las Vegas, but in Paradise, Winchester, and Enterprise
  • Columbus mistook manatees for mermaids (1493) and was disappointed:

    “But they weren’t so beautiful as I was told they were.” (10:54, Brady)

  • John riffs: “They’re fat and blue... they don’t look like Daryl Hannah.” (11:07, John)

6. Thanksgiving Traditions and ‘The Recipe’ Survey

• Story about Wanda Dench and Jamal Hinton (the viral “wrong number” Thanksgiving)—10 years running (12:22).
• Black Friday is nicknamed “Brown Friday” (for plumbers, not shoppers) due to post-Thanksgiving plumbing issues (13:14).

• Poll: “52% of Americans will have at least one recipe at Thanksgiving that’s 25 years old or older.”

  > “Aren’t all half meals old recipes? …Technically, yeah.” (13:45, John)  
  > “But if it’s a family recipe... that surprised me.” (13:52, Brady)
  

7. Changing Gender Roles and Family Cooking

• Brady shares how his mom is disappointed his sister never learned to cook a turkey:

  > “My brother-in-law makes the turkey. But your sister has never made a turkey...” (15:43, Brady)  
  

  • John interjects:

    “She didn’t turn into a good woman, is what your mother’s saying.” (15:55, John)

8. Poll: Best Decade of Your Life

• A national poll asked which decade was people’s “best years.” The 20s won (22%), 30s next (20%), then 40s (12%), 50s (9%).

• John reflects:

  > “If you’re looking back at your 20s as the best time in your life, it’s because you don’t like responsibility.” (17:02, John)  
  

  • And on high school nostalgia:

    “I always look at people who get excited about high school reunions. You peaked in high school... peaked in high school is a very bad thing. ...You’ve got 60 years left.” (19:39, John)

9. Radio Videos: Viral Coconuts, Mall Fights, and Outrageous Gross-Outs

• Various video reactions, including:
  • A guy getting hit with falling coconuts
  • Mall fight:

    “He punched the little dude first, and the little dude... turns his lights out. …Don’t judge that book by its cover, ’cause you’d have walked past that guy thinking… he knocks him out.” (23:53, John)

  • Bizarre/gross viral videos (pee on windshields, Raid cans and Fruit Loops used in sexual ways)
    • John’s reaction:

      “That’s a lot of pee. …Some chubby girl peeing on my window.” (26:17, John)

    • On the crazy finale:

      “...Froot Loops out of the butt. And then we go right to sex. And there’s Froot Loops everywhere. ...Loads of milk. Still, he didn’t finish that bowl. ...The metaphoric nature of Froot Loops up your ass should have been homosexuals.” (27:11–27:12, John)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Pre-Thanksgiving Office Laziness:
  “If they're [salespeople] there, it’s jeans and sweatshirts. It's like when your wife quits... she's just in a t-shirt and shorts that you wouldn't touch if they were on the floor.” (01:41, John)

• Corporate Ratings Frustration:
  “If you're going to listen to the podcast, do it within 24 hours or else it doesn't count. ...this is how dumb our goddamn bosses are.” (02:06–03:08, John)

• Thanksgiving with Midwesterners:
  “God forbid they're sitting on a patio with that sun cooking them at 60 degrees. They'll burst into flames.” (07:13, John)

• Columbus’s Mermaids:
  “But they weren't so beautiful as I was told they were.” (10:54, Brady, quoting Columbus) “They're fat and blue.” (11:07, John)

• Discussion of Family Recipe Tradition:
  “Aren’t all half meals old recipes?” (13:45, John)

• Poll on Best Decade:
  “If you’re looking back at your 20s as the best time in your life, it’s because you don’t like responsibility.” (17:02, John) “Peaked in high school is a very bad thing.” (19:39, John)

• On Bizarre Viral Videos:
  “...He punched the little dude first, and the little dude... turns his lights out.” (23:53, John) “That’s a lot of nuts in your face...” (23:14, John) “...Froot Loops out of the butt. ...Loads of milk. Still, he didn’t finish that bowl.” (27:11–27:12, John)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 01:13 — John’s reflections on the “half-assed” holiday workday
• 02:03–03:56 — Podcast ratings rant
• 04:33–05:08 — Listener emails: ‘Dead Dad Club’ and accessibility
• 08:51–13:59 — Holiday fun facts, Thanksgiving traditions, and viral story of Wanda Dench and Jamal Hinton
• 15:28–16:08 — Family cooking roles & generational shifts
• 16:08–19:40 — Poll: Best years of your life & high school “peaking”
• 22:25–27:12 — Radio video reactions: coconuts, mall fights, and extreme internet weirdness

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Tone and Style

The hosts maintain their characteristic irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes crude humor throughout, using quick banter, deadpan, and dark comedy as they bounce from personal stories to social commentary and viral video reactions.

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If you haven’t listened: This episode is a classic pre-holiday HMS: equal parts cultural commentary, workplace satire, relatable family nonsense, and their infamous boundary-pushing video round-up. The Thanksgiving episode is jammed with jokes about family dysfunction, generational divides, and pure nonsense—delivered with gleeful disregard for political correctness or politeness.

Transcript

[A]

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[D]

Still streaming Homburg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com there he goes. Thank you, Smashing Pumpkins right there. As we cruise through this incredibly half assed day, Brady pointed out, this morning I took surface street so it's never busy, but the freeways were lighter and everybody's prepping and planning. And your work. If you work in an office, nobody's showing up today. If they're there, it's jeans and sweatshirts. It's. It's like when your wife quits, like quiet quits your relationship and she's just in a T shirt and shorts that you wouldn't touch if they were on the floor.

[A]

What's the over under on sales people showing up?

[E]

Four.

[F]

Four.

[D]

Really? Yeah. And what's the over under that any of them stay for longer than two hours?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Zero.

[D]

And I wouldn't if I was them either.

[E]

True.

[D]

This is.

[A]

What are we doing here?

[D]

We have to. We have to entertain America, Brad. Entertain America. Oh, could you guys do me a favor? By the way, listeners, if you listen on the podcast, could you do it within 24 hours? It doesn't count after 24 hours. This is how. Yeah, this is how dumb our goddamn bosses are. I put a stop to this about two years ago. I said, okay, if it doesn't count for ratings after 24 hours, then it only lasts 24 hours. And we don't keep them up the time. You guys all remember. And there was a lot of people. What happened to him? I'm like, this is not a thread that needs to be followed. You guys can miss a day. If you miss a day, you just miss a day, right? So until they get that fixed, I'm like. And so now they're having this big research project to figure out how come over the last four years, there's been a difference in the numbers on the air rather than on the podcast. Like I said, are we losing to our own podcast? I'm like, no, you morons made it. So some people listen and it doesn't count. So if you could do me a favor, if you're going to listen to the podcast, do it within 24 hours of the show airing or else it doesn't count. And then they start coming down on me for things.

[F]

Most of you do that.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. The ones who aren't, could you just step it up?

[G]

Good junk that aren't.

[D]

Could you just step it up? Because it's just the most ridiculous stupidity ever.

[F]

It is wild when you hear someone I'm listening to last week.

[D]

Well, there was a. There was somebody. One person said something in a research thing for some other station that got back to us that basically said this show was no longer, like, the most important thing in Phoenix radio to the, like, I don't know what. I don't know what the research said. It was like some weird red flag. So they started this whole thing going, oh, my God, what do we do? And I'm like, well, you make it so it counts. For the longest time, the podcast got no ratings. Our ratings fell. Nobody could figure it out because we were giving it away for free on the side of the road. Why? Why were we making them jump? They're idiots. So just doesn't give it away for free.

[G]

We weren't asking for the people who were getting it for free.

[D]

Right. It always. And it goes back to the headphones thing. We're making our own hurdles and then questioning how come we're seeing a little different thing here and there. It's like, no, we're fine. Everything's fine. Yeah, But, I mean, two years ago, you were like an 18 share. Now you're like a 13 or a 12 or an 8. I'm like, yeah, but the podcast numbers are going up, but those don't count towards ratings. So I'm like, well, that's your fault.

[G]

Yeah, it's all their fault.

[D]

They've demonstrated. They're so dumb. They're so dumb. Anyway, I just want to throw that in. Also telling dad stories. I got an email from a guy named Harley Hornecker.

[F]

Nice.

[D]

And he says, I've been in the Dead Dad Club since I was 16. And now everyone else on the show, Toledo, your grandfather did, and here you are rubbing it in. My dad this, my dad that. My dad's alive. He's coming out on. Nice job, you effing show off. Welcome to the club, Brett. It's all in good fun. Well, there you go.

[E]

Thank you.

[G]

That's true. Didn't welcome Brady.

[D]

Well, no, he did, probably a couple years ago. Toledo's dad's still alive. He just doesn't love him. Yeah, that's not my fault.

[F]

Dead to me.

[D]

Well, nobody's not, though. You can say that all you want. He still doesn't love you, and he's still very much alive.

[F]

Yeah, it's okay.

[D]

You don't have any dad stories because he chooses not to. This one says, sir, I noticed you talk a lot about your blind listener. Sean. Yeah, Sean Rockefeller. So is there any chance you have any other deaf listeners? I think that phrase right there says the answer to the question. If so, maybe I can qualify for that. Technical term for me is hard of hearing, but most people don't know what that means, so I just tell people I'm deaf because it makes everything easier either way. I listen to your podcast on full blast in my earphones. Doesn't count for ratings, so I can barely hear you, but from what I'm gathering, you're amazing. Keep it up, Joshua. Well, unfortunately, Brady's already taken our slot of deaf listener, but you are right there, Joshua. Thank you very much. Let me say. To Joshua. Joshua, I can hear you. Know what? Joshua's headphones probably count for ratings because it's so loud that it actually penetrates through the air to where other people can hear. Doesn't make any sense, man. So you have to do this like it's a rule for FCC violations that you can't let your podcast count longer than 24 hours. Let's just not do it. We can't do that, then. Just cancel it after 24 hours. There are no shows after 24. No, I can't do that. All right, well, then don't bitch to me. When the ratings have weird numbers in them and you can't figure. Yeah, I know. That's the bigger things that they're trying to sell. Then they turn to me.

[G]

Took you five years too long to get into that.

[D]

But they turn to me and start saying stuff about ratings this, ratings that. We're looking at this, and we're seeing a number here. I'm like, that's your fault. They won't hear that.

[G]

Turn to me. What can you do with 25 years of audio for the show?

[D]

They want to give it all away.

[G]

Ben's posting.

[D]

It's burned it. We burned it. Sorry, sorry. You're not getting any of that.

[G]

No, they're not. No.

[D]

Anyway, it's now time for us to get right to the Brady Report. Sorry. He did a little house cleaning there with all the crap I had to sit through yesterday. A terrible aside. Stupid aside. It's time for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our friends at allpro/allprochade.com Imagine you got your Thanksgiving family coming over. Everybody's there after a nice 2pm dinner for no reason at all. We do that. Just get them out of the house. Then you go out on that patio, sun starts to set, and everybody's blinded because you've got that western exposure, and it's just cooking your family. And they're from the Midwest, so 60 degrees is like being on fire to them. They won't understand it. Now can we swim? Now, some of them are my neighbors. My neighbors are swimming, and I don't think they have a heated pool like some people from Indiana showed up. No, no. Good Lord, no. I was going to say, good Lord, no. They're shrinking. It's. It's 71 degrees outside. They have frozen parties in their backyard. Like, they all dress up like Elsa and run around, but the other neighbors are across the street splashing away. And I drove by in the house. The cars in front of their house have Indiana plates. And I'm like, those people think it's swimming weather. God forbid. They're sitting on a patio with that sun cooking them at 60 degrees. They'll burst into flames. Now reimagine that with an all Pro shades. You know, the motorized shade going out and over them and shading those incredibly pasty white people that you have in town this week be a beautiful thing. And you Got a little heater out there. If you put a motorized shade on right now, they'll give you a heater as well. It's perfect.

[F]

By the way. My shade.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Goes out. Also has lighting underneath.

[D]

You put lights on it. That's awesome.

[F]

The bars extension.

[D]

Very cool, Tim. Glorious. They'll design something beautiful for you. It's. Yeah. And you should be. Hey, by the way, you Toledo. That's a nice thing. Allproche.com. that's where you can be like Brady and unlike Toledo and have nice things. Brady reported.

[F]

Good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world. Happy International Cake Day and National Jukebox Day.

[G]

Are those the thing anymore? Does Matthia have one at the bar?

[F]

Oh yeah.

[G]

Oh yeah.

[A]

It's all those touch tunes jukebox. So you just do it on your phone?

[D]

Yeah, they're awesome.

[G]

Oh, you don't.

[A]

You can, but nobody does.

[D]

You can do it from here, right?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. I can play a song right there at the bar.

[D]

At her bar from here. Yeah. And you can. You pay a little extra. You can skip all the other songs and be next in line.

[A]

Oh, I've done it before. I'll piss her off and I'll play.

[D]

A song and she's like, you son of a.

[A]

Because there's certain songs that piss her off.

[D]

My dead friend Mike Rembrax Christmas used to. That's pretty good. My dead friend Rembrex used to always invite me to a bar and I'd go and he would do that and he would get. Cue Lazarus, goodbye horses from Silence of the Lambs. As I walked in the door. And every time I'd take like four steps in and recognize it was playing and it was a great move. He's dead now, but not because of that.

[G]

He's dead now.

[F]

A couple of basis fun facts. An adult wild Turkey has approximately 5,000 to 6,000 feathers.

[D]

Wow.

[F]

The FDA allows any product with less than five calories to be labeled calorie free. And manufacturers are allowed to round down and put zero calories on their nutrition label.

[D]

You can round down.

[G]

There's a reason why we learned it in math. Right.

[F]

The Las Vegas Strip, technically isn't in the city of Las Vegas. Three unincorporated areas of Clark County, Nevada called Paradise, Winchester and Enterprise.

[G]

Didn't know about Winchester and Enterprise.

[D]

I think that's up north. Paradise is the southern end of the strip, the main strip. And then I think you get up north and you get into Old Town.

[G]

Is the other one the cruddy part?

[D]

The, you know, El Cortez and Frontier and all.

[A]

Fremont. Is that technically Vegas?

[D]

That's enterprise. I don't know for sure.

[F]

Christopher Columbus thought manatees were mermaids on his first journey to the Americas. And he wrote in his journal in 1493, he saw three mermaids. But they weren't so beautiful as I was told they were.

[D]

They're fat and blue.

[A]

Yeah, they don't look like Daryl Hannah.

[D]

They're kind of grayish blue and fat.

[F]

These mermaids had whiskers.

[D]

Yeah, and if we'd invented propellers, they'd keep running into them. They're idiots. I have a layer of blubber to keep me warm. I don't like these things. Well, of course, he was an Italian guy back in the day.

[A]

He'd been okay with the hair, not the blob.

[D]

He might have punched one of those. It was a side piece. Nobody's gonna believe it if I hit this. You guys aren't telling her? I, you know, my wife. And he said, this thing comes knocking on my door and says that Chris nailed it. They'd be like, look at this bitch. You think I'd ever. She's a sea cow.

[A]

Chrissy, what are you doing over there?

[D]

Now, you know how manatees got the name sea cow? The Italians. Oh, the mermaids are pigs. They're like big, fat. They're bigger than pigs. Even a sea cows.

[F]

You don't want a mermaid.

[D]

Yikes. Hey. Bagged one of those things last night. They don't grow legs on land, let me tell you that. They just moan the whole time.

[F]

President Trump pardoned two turkeys yesterday named Waddle in gobble. Evidently, one of them laughed right when he. Or he gobbled right when he mentioned his name.

[D]

Perfect timing, huh?

[F]

Hey, the two strangers in Arizona. This started 10 years ago. Lady misfired a text, and it went to this guy. Wanda Dench is her name. She thought she was texting her grandson in 2016, and it was this random guy, Jamal Hinton. He was 17 at the time, going to Desert Vista High School.

[D]

He just showed up.

[F]

Yep. And so they'll do it again. This will be year number 10.

[D]

He's like 30 now, right? 26. 27.

[F]

Yep.

[D]

And he keeps showing up at this old lady's house. Eventually they're gonna do it.

[A]

Oh, they haven't already.

[D]

That's probably true, Brett.

[A]

10 years.

[D]

10 years. He's. You know, I've never had diverse relations. You don't say. Why don't you pass me that big ass turkey leg with your mouth?

[F]

Black Friday is also known as.

[D]

That's what she's going to call it.

[F]

Brown Friday, one of the busiest years of busiest days of the year for plumbers.

[D]

Oh, that. Yeah.

[F]

Thanksgiving.

[D]

That in the super bowl is another one.

[F]

Yeah. According to another Thanksgiving survey, 52% of Americans will have at least one recipe on their Thanksgiving table that is 25 years old or older.

[D]

Aren't all half meals old recipes? Like steak fire is a recipe. Technically, yeah.

[F]

But if it's a family recipe that's like 25 years older, that's. That surprised me.

[G]

So if I made a recipe last year doesn't count?

[F]

Nope.

[D]

No, no, no. If there's. Yeah.

[A]

But again, if it's a family recipe like you're stuffing or something like that.

[D]

I think what's the difference?

[G]

Like your mom's gravy is a family recipe Kind of.

[D]

I mean it's.

[A]

There's no written recipe. Yeah, it's no written recipe.

[G]

It's the basics.

[D]

Hear the words you say sometimes. I mean, who talks like that? 98 kill you PD hey, it's Larry McFeely.

[C]

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[D]

Adventure.

[C]

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[D]

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[F]

I talked to my mom yesterday and she was a little like upset. Not really upset, but I can't believe it because my brother in law makes the turkey every year. But like your sister has never made a turkey.

[D]

Should know how she's old School. That's a broad job.

[F]

I know.

[D]

Yes.

[F]

I never thought about that. I go, it's really not that hard. But if. If someone is.

[G]

Makes your mom mad because Amy never learned from her.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. She didn't turn into a good woman, is what your mother's saying.

[F]

Ouch. Lazy.

[D]

Yeah, that's lazy. It's lazy womanly womanness.

[F]

Someone pulled over a thousand adults across the u. S. And asked which age range they think they look back on as the best years of their life.

[D]

Last 10 years, I met that lady at her house for some dark meat.

[F]

They broke down by decade 0 to 9, 10 to 19, 20s, 30s, 40s. Your 20s was number one with 22%.

[D]

Of the best time of your life. How in the world. You were probably poor.

[F]

Your 30s were 20%, just 2% lower 40s, 12%, 50s, 9%. Your tweens and teens got 8%.

[D]

Huh.

[F]

But 50s, 60s, and 70s, 12%.

[D]

Yeah. Because it's like you should have established something by then. If you're looking back at your 20s as the best time in your life, it's because you don't like responsibility. That's the only reason you liked your 20s is because you really didn't have anything to lose and you didn't have to be responsible yet. And you probably just started with bills, and those were questionable to begin with. When your 30s, your 30s are when you're like, oh, I have to start adulting. And then in your 40s, your 40s should be pretty good. That would probably be late 30s. 40s would probably be my pick. Like, it was a pretty smooth time. I got everything kind of figured out. I seem like I'm going fast.

[F]

One Direction, 5% said the first decade on earth was the best.

[D]

Yeah. Because you don't remember four years of it. And again, those are the people that hate having to be responsible. Because the only reason I hearken back to the good old days in my 20s is because if I got fired, I didn't care if I, you know, everything. You could lose anything. Yeah, I'll get another one.

[A]

Especially when you're in high school and stuff, it's like, I don't gotta pay a damn thing. You know, the bills are already paid.

[D]

I think back of me in high.

[F]

School, you don't even. Yeah, factoring stuff like that, you're just.

[D]

Like, the only thing you are is just overly emotional about everything. It was a rotten time. When you think back on it about what an incomplete knob you were, and the people who think they weren't are just Lying to themselves. There isn't a teenager out there who's, you know, golly gosh darn it, I got her all figured out here. You're an emotional weirdo who took wild swings at things you shouldn't. You skirted death a hundred times a day and didn't even realize it.

[F]

In Cape Coral, Florida.

[D]

Think about this Toledo's son. What is he, 21, 22 now?

[G]

Almost 20 in February.

[D]

Almost 20 is all. Think if he just spent his most quality years on the earth the last six or seven years. Think of as good as it got.

[G]

Oh, man, Right?

[D]

You better hope he likes his 40s some more, because if you think he wasn't any different than all of us either, by the way. So from 11 to 20, if that kid's like, man, that was the best time I ever had on the planet. He's a complete moron from 11 to 20 like the rest of us.

[F]

I think he probably thought it was, but until he moved back in. This is now start of a new 10.

[D]

I'm talking about when you ask him when he's 40, what the best decade of his life is, if he still thinks that he has failed the last 25 years. I always look at people who get excited about high school reunions because it's got to get back there. Because that's when I meant something you're.

[F]

Or you're trying impression class.

[D]

What I always call it is peaked in high school again.

[G]

The Joneses.

[D]

When you peak. When you peaked in high school and so many girls did, and then they turned 25.

[E]

All of them.

[D]

A lot of them. And then they want to go back and be like that important thing again. Peaked in high school is a very bad thing. Somebody who looks at high school as the best time of their life has failed. You've got. That's like you're. You've got 60 years left. If you already maxed out in your teens. Oh, give yourself an opportunity to be.

[G]

Better, get some friends and do something.

[D]

I hate that they even offer those years as the best time in your life because it's just sad and pathetic to think of it as being the best.

[F]

We got a doordash driver that got pops for DUI in Cape Coral, Florida. Luis, Australia. He was delivering a dinner. It didn't make it. Passed down at the traffic light. Police pulled up next to the car. There he is, asleep at the wheel. The cops gave him a dui, but they also delivered the dinner. The cops did. That's nice.

[G]

Would you answer the door if UberEats in a uniform showed up.

[F]

No, you think something.

[D]

First off, I would open the window and go. I said drop it. Yeah, that's your line, cop, but I said drop it. You don't need to talk to me. You just want to go viral with your camera and I'm not interested. And also, I don't want the food that was in the hands of a guy now going to jail. Yeah, notice the town drunk was gonna deliver my sausages. Like, you can keep it. I'll get another order later. I bought. I bought a cop dinner tonight.

[G]

Your pot belly dinner for tomorrow.

[D]

Wait a second. Why is there a cop here? Oh, we had to arrest the drunk that was gonna bring it to you. All right, that's yours.

[F]

This Chinese tech firm, Aggiebot, just earned a war against world record when it's humanoid Robot A to A2.

[D]

I saw this yesterday.

[F]

Went for a 66 mile walk from the Jiang Zoo province to Shanghai.

[D]

Pretty reasonable rate of speed too. It held up like you'd figure after a while the robot would have like some hiccups. Made it did a pretty good job. I watched it on the news last night.

[G]

Jogging or just.

[C]

That's a brisk pace.

[D]

It wasn't crazy, but it was walking 24 hours. Yeah, for a robot. I'm not saying it was people size speeds, but I'm like, it didn't look that clumsy. 61 miles, 66. That pretty good. That's almost three miles an hour, which is about, as we learned from Tommy Lee Jones, the average foot speed of a human male. Thank you. The fugitive. That's not bad.

[F]

Got a couple of radio videos.

[D]

Like a marathon would take you about seven hours to walk, right? Six or seven hours to walk it.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

So you're doing essentially almost three of them, right? A little less than. So if you're six, seven hours on that, that's about the same as a person. If robots start moving around with the agility and the speed that we move around consistently. Look out.

[F]

Guys. Trimming up his coconut tree. His buddy's gonna get him for him.

[D]

He's standing on a wall. All right, here we go. Play by play. Oh, the coconuts all fell off the tree and smashed the dude down on the ground. And then all of them fell off at once. And coconuts aren't light. And he's out like a. He's out. Is that a hole in oats? What am I looking at? What's with the air? I think that's Daryl Paul that just got hit by all those coconuts. And he's retarded now, right? Because coconut's hitting you. Yeah, that's a lot of nuts in your face, said Michael and Troy. My neighbors. My neighbors. Thrilled with a Friday that ends with 20 nuts in your mouth. But not like that. All right, go ahead, Brady.

[F]

Next one's a little outside of a. It's a mall fight, basically.

[G]

Yeah, we're outside, so it's good.

[F]

It's good.

[D]

The guy with his shirt off, he takes a swing. He's got a Hitler mustache, and he's filming while he's punching with his left hand. Oh, and another guy just cold cocks him while he Instagrams his one punch a little dude.

[G]

That might have been Scott, right?

[D]

He punched the little dude first, and then the little dude watches him go on his Instagram and start to talk about it. And he turns his lights out. You know what's good about that is the tall guy didn't see the little fella coming because nothing comes at you from his angle because he's 5 1. But just a reminder, then they teach you this at Tactical Black all the time. Don't judge that book by its cover, because you'd have walked right past that guy thinking you'd knock it. He knocks him out.

[G]

The comment he dropped like Woody. When Andy walked in the room, he.

[D]

Did eight pounds of pressure to an open jaw will knock you out. Anybody can do it. A woman, a child, coconut. They connect properly. If you're not paying attention, you're going to sleep.

[F]

This last one's for you, John. Some eye drops. How to apply them with great.

[D]

Oh, he bubbles out his eye. How come I never see white people able to do this? Why is this always a black guy? What is the gift that they've been given to be able to do that to their eyeballs?

[A]

Make it stop.

[F]

Amazing.

[G]

Amazing.

[D]

When I was a little kid, they put that on tv. That lady used to do a tour, and she. She was on commercials and she'd do. Oh, yeah. She was on talk shows and like, all right, show them what you can do. And she bloop. And her eyes would bubble out and start throwing up at home. She was on Mike Douglas. She was on Carson. She was like the lady who could do it.

[F]

Wow.

[G]

I don't remember that.

[D]

I don't like eyeball stuff. All right, Brett, give us some Thanksgiving love here.

[A]

All right.

[F]

Any turkey theme?

[D]

No, that's coming after one.

[A]

That's a little extreme that I'm probably not going to show.

[C]

What?

[D]

Oh, it's death. Yeah, we don't want to See that?

[A]

We'll just start off with the little.

[D]

Hillbilly car wash. All right? Guy in a pair of. Oh, it's a woman. She's in a pair of, like, boxer shorts are a little too small and a shirt. She's taking off her shorts. She could stand to lose 15 pounds. She's okay. She's got her shorts off now. She's standing on the back of a pickup truck, or what is she owns? She's squatting over the camera and peeing on the. Oh, my gosh. Peeing on the windshield. She's peeing down onto a windshield of a car, and the guy inside's filming it from the. You know, it's kind of a Vin Gilligan Breaking Bad angle of bottoms up there. Got a lot of pee. And the guy inside is rustling around like he's. Is he beating off while this is going on? The cameraman's moving around kind of awkwardly. That's it, huh?

[F]

Cut.

[A]

I think he's just doing.

[D]

That's it, Brett. Some chubby girl peeing on my window.

[A]

All right, how about.

[D]

Oh, you're setting me up.

[F]

Building it up.

[D]

Oh, my God. Here's another person. Oh, this is a can of Raid in someone's ass. A whole can of Raid is going in and out of some gimp masked butt. And this lady is spread eagle with the ropes around her thighs. Tunnel host kills the toughest buns. If you need Raid for your girlfriend's vagina, maybe you should reconsider.

[A]

Exactly.

[D]

That should be in her. Her profile on the dating app.

[A]

And we'll just end with this little.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Thanksgiving breakfast.

[D]

A Raid can all. Oh, she's got the speculum. And then there's Froot Loops in this girl's butt. Those could be Fruity O and another girl. Yeah, they could be the generic ones. Another girl is fe. Eating the milk and Fruit Loops out. Oh, Jesus. And we've done a jump cut into sex with the fruit loop hole.

[F]

That's a utmost.

[D]

And then he pulls out, and fruit loops come flying out of there. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Enjoy your meal, everyone. That's what we got. Can I see that again? Is there no sound with that? How unfortunate. Oh, my God. So it's a lady laying there, and she's got her. It's one of those tools that opens your butt to, like, a bowl size. And she's laughing. When she laughs, the milk bubbles. And now one. Another girl with her shirt off is feeding her friend the Froot Loops out of the butt. And then we go right to sex. And there's Froot Loops everywhere. They come shooting out of there like a Fruit Loops fountain. Loads of milk. Still, he didn't finish that bowl. No. Yeah, she's definitely going to need a doctor because there's some mashed up Froot Loops in there. That should have been gay. The. The metaphoric nature of Froot Loops up your ass should have been homosexuals. Anyway, neat. Thanks America and world for the Internet and all it gives us. It's 8:15. There you go everybody. That is your Brady Report. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmer here. Time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins dot com. I just sat down with TVs Doug Hopkins and we did some TV commercials while we're watching football. So you get to see me sit next to Doug and somehow or another make Doug look pretty. And I'm happy to do it too. I bought and sold houses using Doug Hopkins. So I've been through the process and he's the real deal. He is not going to cancel or change the game with fine print contingencies, simple cash offer and the deal is done. Start the process online@doug hopkins.com or grab the phone and sing.

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